one look at him and i knew that he had n't quite cottoned onto the beach frolicking and teenaged flirting likely because keira was joe 's little helper and even though logically he knew she was a teenage girl with a gorgeous face , fantastic hair and a body built for a bikini , illogically he could n't conceive of these same things and could n't abide a boy-man named taylor who lived next door acting on liking them .