i took a deep breath and let out the most ungodly ramble of my entire life : `` okay , look , before you say anything , i know we are n't doing the boyfriend-girlfriend thing , and after congressman morton 's wandering penis i totally get your aversion to relationships , but last night you came over and were a bit out of sorts , and if you wanted something to do today-not that you need something to do ( and even if you did , not to imply that you do n't have other options ) , but if you 'd like you could come to my rugby match . ''