[header] How to pretend to be sick after school [title] Look a bit grumpy when you are picked up from school. [step] Say your day was fine up to midday. [title] Put your hands around your stomach. 
[step] About five minutes after you've been picked up, wrap your arms around your stomach and say you have a little bit of a stomachache. [title] Moan a little, but don't overdo it.