[header] How to eat toxic waste candy [title] Eat something salty. [step] If you are tasting something salty before you put the candy in your mouth, the sourness of the candy will relieve the salty flavor that you taste. [title] Numb your tongue. 
[step] One way to do this is to take an ice cube, and hold it on your tongue for one minute. [title] Think about other things that are not related to food.