Is it not a lovely night , Jim . Listen , my own , to Philomel ; he is saying that he is lately married . So are we , you ducky thing . I feel , Jim , that I am Rosalind and that you are my Orlando . My own one , do n't you think it would be fun if we were to write poems about each other and pin them on the tree trunks ? Your lass , dearest . Jim 's lass . What would you do if I were to forget it , great bear ? I love to hear you talk like that ; it is so virile . I always knew that it was a master I needed . It is , it is , you knowing wretch . How much have you made this week , you wonderful man ? My dear golden fetter , listen to him . Kiss my fetter , Jim . Let me hold the darling match . How I should have loved , Jim , to know you when you were poor . Fancy your having once been a clerk . I am sure you would , Jim ; but should you have made the best boots ? I do hope the ground was n't damp . Should we have noticed , dear ? Might it be that old gent over there ? Is he alone ? Ah , I see from your face that he is n't . Charmed , I 'm sure . Charmed . Yes , indeed . The James Matey . Husband mine , what does she mean ? If you are casting any aspersions on my husband , allow me to say that a prouder wife than I does not to-day exist . You thought ? Why should you think about me ? I beg to assure you that I adore my Jim . Tip ! Why is my work-basket in this house ? That is what a person feels . But when did I come ? It is very odd , but one feels one ought to say when did one go . MRS. Coade ! One is in evening dress ! Sir ? Midsummer Eve ! The wood ! It is Matey , the butler ! Caroline Matey ! And I seemed to like it ! How horrible ! It is all that wretch 's doing . Yes , yes , your name . Of course , of course ! I wonder if the dear clever police know ? We are so anxious to know whether you met a friend of ours in the wood — a Mr. Dearth . Perhaps you know him , too ? He is quite a front door sort of man ; knocks and rings , you know . How very distingue . Perhaps Mr. Dearth has painted your portrait ; he is an artist . , Yes , do try to remember if he mentioned her . My watch has stopped .