I good MSnare , I haue enter 'd him , and all I am vndone with his going : I warrant he is an infinitiue thing vpon my score . Good MFang hold him sure : good MSnare let him not scape , he comes continuantly to Py-Cornerto buy a saddle , and hee is indited to dinner to the Lubbars head in Lombardstreet , to MSmoothes the Silkman . I pra ’ ye , since my Exion is enter 'd , and my Case so openly known to the world , let him be brought in to his answer : A 100 . Marke is a long one , for a poore lone woman to beare : & I haue borne , and borne , and borne , and haue bin fub 'd off , and fub'dhYpppHeNoff , from this day to that day , that it is a shame to be thought on . There is no honesty in such dealing , vnles a woman should be made an Asse and a Beast , to beare euery Knaues wrong . Enter Falstaffe and Bardolfe . Yonder he comes , and that arrant Malmesey-Nose Bardolfe with him . Do your Offices , do your offices : MFang , & MSnare , do me , do me , do me your Offices Throw me in the channell ? Ile throw thee there . Wilt thou ? wilt thou ? thou bastardly rogue . Murder , murder , O thou Hony-suckle villaine , wilt thou kill Gods officers , and the Kings ? O thou hony-seed Rogue , thou art a honyseed , a Man-queller , and a woman-queller Good people bring a rescu . Thou wilt not ? thou wilt not ? Do , do thou Rogue : Do thou Hempseed Good my Lord be good to mee . I beseech you stand to me Oh my most worshipfull Lord , and't please your Grace , I am a poore widdow of Eastcheap , and he is arrested at my suit It is more then for someit is for all : all I haue , he hath eaten me out of house and home ; hee hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his : but I will haue some of it out againe , or I will ride thee o ’ Nights , like the Mare Marrythy selfe , & the mony too . Thou didst sweare to mee vpon a parcell gilt Goblet , sitting in my Dolphin-chamber at the round table , by a sea-cole fire , on Wednesday in Whitson week , when the Prince broke thy head for lik'ning him to a singing man of Windsor ; Thou didst sweare to me thento marry me , and make mee my Lady thy wife . Canst y deny it ? Did not goodwife Keech the Butchers wife come in then , and cal me gossip Quickly ? comming in to borrow a messe of Vinegar : telling vs , she had a good dish of Prawnes : whereby y didst desire to eat some : whereby I told thee they were ill for a greene wound ? And didst not thoudesire me to be no more familiar with such poore people , saying , that ere long they should call me Madam ? And did'st y not kisse me , and bid mee fetch thee 30. s ? I put thee now to thy Book-oath , deny it if thou canst ? Yes in troth my Lord Nay , you said so before By this Heauenly ground I tread on , I must be faine to pawne both my Plate , and the Tapistry of my dyning Chambers Prethee let it be but twenty Nobles , I loath to pawne my Plate , in good earnest la Well , you shall haue it although I pawne my Will you haue Doll Teare-sheet meet you at supper ? Sweet-heart , me thinkes now you are in an excellent good temperalitie : your Pulsidge beates as extraordinarily , as heart would desire ; and your Colouris as red as any Rose : But you haue drunke too much Canaries , and that 's a maruellous searching Wine ; and it perfumes the blood , ere wee can say what 's this . How doe you now ? Why that was well said : A good heart 's worth Sick of a Calme : yea , good-sooth Why this is the olde fashion : you two neuer meete , but you fall to some discord : you are bothas Rheumatike as two drie Tostes , you cannot one beare with anothers Confirmities . What the good-yere ? One must beare , and that must bee you : you are the weaker Vessell ; as they say , the emptier Vessell If hee swagger , let him not come here : I must liue amongst my Neighbors , Ile no Swaggerers : I am in good name , and fame , with the very best : shut the doore , there comes no Swaggerers heere : I haue not liu 'd all this while , to haue swaggering now : shut the doore , I pray you ‘ Pray you pacifie your selfethere comes no Swaggerers heere Tilly-fallyneuer tell me , your ancient Swaggerer comes not in my doores . I was before Master Tisick the Deputie , the other day : and as hee said to me , it was no longer agoe then Wednesday last : Neighbour QuicklyMaster Dombe , our Minister , was by then : Neighbour Quicklyreceiue those that are Ciuill ; foryou are in an ill Name : now hee said so , I can tell whereupon : foryou are an honest Woman , and well thought on ; therefore take heede what Guests you receiue : Receiueno swaggering Companions . There comes none heere . You would blesse you to heare what hee said . No , Ile no Swaggerers Cheater , call you him ? I will barre no honest man my house , nor no Cheater : but I doe not loue swaggering ; I am the worse when one sayes , swagger : Feele Masters , how I shake : looke you , I warrant you Doe I ? yea , in very truth doe I , if it were an Aspen Come , Ile drinke no Proofes , nor no Bullets : I will drinke no more then will doe me good , for no mans pleasure , I No , good Captaine Pistol : not heere , sweete Captaine Good Captaine Peesel be quiet , it is very late : I beseeke you now , aggrauate your Choler By my troth Captaine , these are very bitter words On my wordthere 's none such here . What the good-yere , doe you thinke I would denye her ? I pray be quiet Here 's good stuffe toward Here 's a goodly tumult : Ile forsweare keeping house , before Ile be in these tirrits , and frights . So : Murther I warrant now . Alas , alas , put vp your naked Weapons , put vp your naked Weapons Are you not hurt i'th ’ Groyne ? me thought hee made a shrewd Thrust at your Belly Oh , the Lord preserue thy good Grace : Welcome to London . Now Heauen blesse that sweete Face of thine : what , are you come from Wales ? ‘ Blessing on your good heart , and so shee is by my troth No , I warrant you All Victuallers doe so : What is a Ioynt of Mutton , or two , in a whole Lent ? Who knocks so lowd at doore ? Looke to the doore there , Francis ? Well , fare thee well : I haue knowne thee these twentie nine yeeres , come Pescod-time : but an honester , and truer-hearted man - Well , fare thee well What 's the matter ? Oh runne Dol , runne : runne , good Dol . O that Sir Iohn were come , hee would make this a bloody day to some body . But I would the Fruite of her Wombe might miscarry O , that right should thus o'recome might . Wel of sufferance , comes ease Yes , come you staru 'd Blood-hound Thou Anatomy , thou