Case: Best Lobster in Town... Hands down!! The location is not great, but not hard to find.  Its right by Wynn.  The service was good, waiters are attentive, great appearence.  Great wine selection.  Price is reasonable.  They are offering some special in Seven Magazine.
Classification: subuliform


Case: I love this place, great atmosphere, the employes are great and you cant beat the prices, i normally im not a big fan of frozen yogurt but this place is pretty incredible.
Classification: subuliform


Case: This place is another Chipotle styled fast food Mexican restaurant brought to you by the owners of Delux and Zen32. Decor and styling are very similar to the other restaurants (eclectic) and is very vibrant. There is a very cool vibe when you walk in and some very original decorations. \n\nFood. I was very disappointed, since I like Delux quite a bit, I had very high expectations for Revo. The portions were a bit on the small side and the flavors were very lacking. I expected a full flavored carne asada and got a very bland meat burrito with a guacamole that might as well have been just avocado puree. The rice was pretty decent and had a creamy texture similar to a risotto, but needed salt and spices. The only redeeming factors were the amazing lemonade and the salsa. I'm not sure a place this bland will survive with so many other better options around that area, but I know I won't be going back without some major changes.
Classification: trochaic


Case: Why Time warner Cable rises price for internet each year.  The customer service agents are very impolite and rude.  Hope more other carriers can come into this area to get the business.
Classification: trochaic


Case: (3.5/4) \n\nSnazzy menu with unique dishes. Check.\nSolid ingredients. Most definitely.\nAdorable cow-fish mutant logo. Where can I buy t-shirts with this? \nService that automatically offered to split a check for a table of 9. Double Check\n\nFood. Half Check. I sort of came with high expectations but I will try to keep it objective. Serving sizes were huge. Our table was full before the entrees even arrived. I blame the menu. It makes you want to try everything. \n\nFor appetizers we got calamari, ahi tuna nachos, fried pickles, and truffle fries. Truffle fries were the best--skinny cut and topped with creamy sauce. The topping of the nachos were great as well but I didn't care of the wonton. It didn't quite add to the flavors and fell apart before I could even eat it. Fried pickles, I guess, are a southern staple and unfortunately just not for me. Finally, the calamari was a major disappointment with the 2-1 batter-to-squid ratio. \n\nMy entree was the 'taste explosion' roll which was disappointing. The flavors were interesting but there was too much rice in my roll and as a result turned into a carb-filled car crash when deep fried. For a generalist food fan, it might have been enjoyable, but it was much too heavy for a sushi roll.  I shared a spiked shake -- Sleepless in Brooklyn -- with a neighbor which was basically like your typical vanilla shake with some spiced rum and kahlua. Server recommended it and I'd probably try something more flavorful next time. \n\nI'm not sold on \""burgushi\"" itself yet but I can't deny that this is a good restaurant. It has a lot of charm as well given the odd couple of burger and sushi as well as the strange voices and music playing the bathroom. Don't forget to sign up for the mailing list for a free appetizer coupon! A friend of mine got the Doug's filet roll which had rare filet mignon on top--I probably would have liked that better. P.s. Thanks Jonathan B. for the recommendation!
Classification: subuliform


Case: This is a great market, with a great selection of dry goods as well as foodstuff. The people inside the store are very helpful and are willing to make special orders if you know just what you want. I will admit, I'm puzzled by what the recording says when I walk in/out, and by what some of the stuff says as I have no understanding of how to read ideograms but great place nonetheless. I've been addicted to Ramune since Matsuri festival last year and this is only one of two places I've seen it since. They have a small selection of sake and beer, but most importantly, all the \""junk food,\"" spices, noodles, etc. \n\ndo atishi mashite New Tokyo!
Classification: subuliform


Case: The second time I went here, it was absolutely horrible.  I ordered a vegetarian dish.  It came out stone cold.  I sent it back and it came out a second time, covered in cheese and when I dug in, I found meat.  They didn't even care!  I sent a letter to the owners and NEVER got a response.  This place is a disgusting excuse for a restaurant.  BEWARE!
Classification: trochaic


Case: Aren't businesses supposed to want your money/clientele?  It's really annoying that I drove all the way there with my 3 day pass to try this place out based on some good reviews and the lady at the front desk wouldn't even let me in because my ID has my old Tucson address.  Really Lady?  Obviously I just moved here and would have loved to make this my new Phoenix gym, but now no.
Classification: trochaic
Considreing the above, classify the following: I really don't like to give negative reviews, but isn't that what yelp is for? OK, so I called for an appointment got her the first time, she was super nice. We made an appointment, and she never showed. So I called, she was really apologetic, lost my info, it happens, so we reschedule. She arrived on time, I had a meeting so had a friend ask that my little yorkie, not be shaved, and just a straight yorkie cut. The whole appointment took 20 minutes, and yep, my dog was shaved. So short that to be in air conditioning, she has to wear a sweater!! Also this was $60.00, really that's great money for 20 minutes. So the search for the great groomer continues, so disappointing.