Example: Customer service in their printing department needs some work. So I see that they are helping someone and that's cool. So I walk around the store to kill time and when I get back she is finishing up the customer. Oh and the store is dead. Just a few customer and I was the kinky one after the customer she was ringing up. So I wait politely and she walks away and shows someone who works there how to use the punch hole machine. Ok so I think I waited long enough and she could train him after I leave. He wasn't even a new employee which I would understand for job shadowing but come on now. You had me waiting for awhile and tell me to wait a minute. Ok see you later alligator. I'm taking my business somewhere else. PEACE! Customers first. Didn't they teach you all that in training. Come on now.
Class: exsectile


Example: We decided to give it another try after going to the one on rural and Guadalupe a few years back. That was a horrible experience.  This time we went to Dobson and Guadalupe service was great food had really good flavor.  The following week I called in a to go order of the exact same thing we had ordered the last time. I was told they didn't give chips, salsa or bean dip with to go orders. She said she would have to charge me $3 each.  I was not happy with that considering its complimentary when you dine in. The person knew I was not happy. When I went to pick up my order I was presently surprised there were chips, beans and salsa in my bag. Unfortunately I was disappointed when I got home and one of the orders was a burrito and it was cold on the inside. I had ordered the tortilla soup and the Pillow Ranchers. The soup was delicious with large chunks of white meat chicken and tasted wonderful. I opened up the pollo ranchero and there was 5 small pieces of chicken with some sauce over it. I had more chicken in my soup than in my meal. I called to complain and asked for the manager. April the manager go on the phone with a little bit of an attitude. I proceeded to tell her my name (Toni) to tell her about my positive encounter with having chips and salsa in my order without charging me. She immediately said \""who gave you that without charging you?\"" I continued to tell her what was wrong with my order and was not happy. She looked up my order which was under a different name. She asked again who gave me the chips I told her the young ladies name. April then said \""Danielle what do you want me to do for you? I told her my name was not Danielle it was Toni. She was rude and acted as if I was wrong for complaining. Forward to this past Friday night. We had a friend over who wanted to order to go. I was hesitant but went ahead and ordered. This time I paid the crazy amount for the \""complimentary\"" chips, salsa and beans $9. ? Ordered the soup that was so good the last two times this time it was bland hardly any chicken and mostly broth.  The inconsistency of this place is ridiculous and will be sure to let everyone know.
Class: exsectile


Example: I hadn't realized how close The Strip is the McCarran airport...until I was in Vegas in May. When I landed my shuttle came quickly and I was at my hotel in about 10 minutes. \n\nOn arrival I was at the airport pretty late, so I didn't get to see much of it then. Departing I got to see a bit more of the terminal (the international one since I was flying back to Canada). I loved the look of the terminal, it was bright and airy, and the departure screens by the gate were pretty cool. Being Vegas there were slot machines, but only about half were working (the others looked new like they hadn't been set up yet). I lost my last $6 on the slots at the airport, but I won't hold that against the airport. \n\nThere is free wifi, which was nice, but not a lot of plugins. The airport, or the terminal I was in, didn't have much for restaurants - there might have been two or three...it would have been nice to get a bit more choice, but for an hour or two to wait before a flight there certainly are worst airports out there.
Class: hypoblast


Example: Go hungry is the first order of business here.  I had the Andy's Sage fried chicken with waffles \""stack\"" and it was excellent.  The coffee was exceptional (full flavored, fresh, and on the strong side--just as I like it) and our waiter came back and informed me of about a 3-4 minute wait because he put on a fresh pot..  Son had the Banana cinnamon French toast and the wife loved the chicken pot pie.  Portions are mega large and the price kind of reflects that.  All three of us took doggie bags home.\nFood   5/5\nAmbiance  4.5/5\nService  5/5\nValue  4.5/5\n\nWell done, Hash House..
Class: hypoblast


Example: RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! If I could rate Valley ENT and Dr. Shepherd Pryor a zero, I would. Where do I start? \n\nFIRST PROBLEM: Last September, I had a strange pain in the roof of my mouth and in my throat/neck. I thought I should see my dentist but when I called, they told me to see an ENT. So I called Dr. Pryor's office and as pleasantly surprised they could get me in the following day. When I went for my exam, Dr. Pryor did not even perform a physical exam on me (i.e. did not put a glove on and feel inside the roof of my mouth to run his fingers over the \""thing\"" I felt, nor did he use his hands to feel my throat/neck where the point of pain and discomfort was). What he did was run a tube down the back of my throat (I'm sure that was about a $300 billable item to my insurance) and told me everything looked clear. I asked again for the physical exam but he told me I was fine. The following week, I still had the pain so I went to my regular doctor. The \""thing\"" in my mouth was getting better but my throat was still not quite right. After she examined me...with her hands...she said the point of discomfort in my neck was in my thyroid area. Fast forward after all the tests and biopsy I was sent for...I ended up having a cold, vascular nodule that resulted in having 1/2 my thyroid removed in mid-December. Good thing I didn't trust Dr. Pryor with his lack of a proper diagnosis.\n\nSECOND PROBLEM: Around this same time, my husband coincidentally had sinus surgery scheduled with Dr. Pryor. Later than evening after he had his surgery, one of his nostrils started bleeding profusely and he called into the office. Dr. Heiland was on call and called him back. He instructed my husband to go to the ER if it didn't stop - of course I had to take him - and he had to have his nose repacked. Isn't that nice how no one from THEIR office takes care of you after surgery...they send you to the ER. Well, 3 hours and a $75 co-pay later, we were on our way back home. When my husband has his follow up the next day, I asked to be reimbursed for the $75 because I didn't think it was right that they made us go to the ER. They should have taken care of the problem since it was related to the surgery that I'm sure Dr. Pryor made thousands on. We were told, believe it our not, by their Office Manager, that we need to take it up with the insurance company and ask them to give us our money back since the ER visit was on the same day of the surgery. Well, I did call insurance and they told me that the doctor's office should pay us back because the ER has separate doctor's that bill and Dr. Pryor should consider it as part of his procedure.\n\nTHIRD PROBLEM: This is really a continuance of the issue above and it really takes the cake. I ended up writing two letters to Julie Hernandez who is listed as being in charge of Billing Operations at Corporate. I sent the letters a month apart because she did not respond to the first letter. I basically told her the story about what happened and how we'd like to be reimbursed the $75. I GOT NO ANSWER TO MY LETTER! So I sent the second one and this time sent a copy to Dr. Pryor as well. Guess what...NO RESPONSE! I finally ended up calling Julie and she acted as if she had no idea what I was talking about. I reiterated everything I said in the letter and she was supposed to look into it and get back to me. That was on March 19th. It's now April 6th and I've never heard back from her!\n\nI know that every doctor has patients that are perfectly happy but after 3 strikes, this doctor and the whole Valley ENT organization are out for us. I hope you don't get into the same situations we did. They clearly don't care about the patient.
Class: exsectile


Example: Awesome venue run by great people. Great music awaits here.
Class: hypoblast
Classify the following: Expensive, but veeeery good.\nGood stuff, you see them making it. Good ingredients, good service.\nWill definitely go back when I am back to McCarran.