Case: I was feeling nostalgic with my mom and aunt. We hadn't been to Red Lobster since I was a kid. There was a wait. We were cool with that. After about 20 minutes we bellied up to the bar to have a drink while we waited. \nThe bar itself was covered in a thick film of greasy finger prints and beer. I asked the busy bartender for a rag to wipe it. Without responding or looking at us, she was visibly aggravated and half ass wiped the bar, continuing to ignore our many thanks. \nI ordered a $5 beer. The glass was filthy. I'm really not that picky (yes I guess I don't mind drinking beer from a dirty glass) and did not want to irritate her further, so I kept quiet. \nWe were soon seated and I ordered another beer from our server. This time there was a full feather floating in my glass. A feather!!? The server sent the manager over who apologized about sending out 2 nasty $5 glasses of beer. He said he would comp our check. \nWe ordered seafood platters of what can only be described as bagged pre breaded frozen less-than-fast food-quality crap. I would have preferred ANY fast food chain to this food. $20 a plate!?!? Bahaha! I will NEVER spend any money at a Red Lobster again! \nWe had to go to the bar to ask for silver wear after our food came. Our waiter only checked on us ONCE. We complained yet again. It was ok. The manager was comping for the beer at least. \n\n*Ahem* \nHe took $2 off of our bill. \n$2.
Classification: unnobly


Case: This is the exact place I love to hate. But I can't. I cannot hate you, Lodge. I just can't!\n\nIn fact, if this place didn't have taxidermied animals (yes, I just made a word up) and antler headpiece things as chandeliers, I would probably be giving this place 5 stars....... I KNOW! I can't believe it either!!\n\nMy first experience with The Lodge was as Yelp Bachelorette. I was hammered (give me a break; it was the most important day of my life so far) so I didn't think it was fair to review after not really \""being there,\"" if you know what I mean.\n\nMy second experience was last night with THE Bachelor himself, Dallas G. Yet again, the staff was incredibly friendly, quick with the service, and willing to accommodate my vegan, gluten free existence without fault. They have an amazing black bean veggie burger and orgasm inducing sweet potato fries.  DG could learn a thing or two from those fries.\n\nJust Kidding. \n\nNow, here is the BEST part of all: THREE DOLLAR SKY VODKA DRINKS FOR THE LADIES.\n\nYou don't need to know the rest.
Classification: deputationist


Case: We had a terrible experience at this place.  The service was bad and so was the food. We were a party of four, we didn't order anything complicated,  and we still had to wait while people who were seated AFTER us were getting their food. I had to ask 3 times for a glass of water. We asked for turkey instead of pork sides and had to send back our food because they got our order wrong. Our waitress was not very friendly and was annoyed when we told her the orders were wrong. When she brought back our food the turkey sides were barely cooked. The food was also expensive considering the service and quality.. we would have been better off going to a buffet considering the cost of our bill. We won't be going back.
Classification: unnobly


Case: Stopped in for a quick bowl of Pho... The service was Very Fast and the place was full, Very good, Pho . I do prefer a flat noodle, had the round rice noodle, but enjoyed  the meatball. I am a DaVang girl but this was very good...
Classification: deputationist
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It is really hard for me to give a rib joint a bad rating due to the fact that I am a rib lover. So I maybe just a bit biased when reviewing rib joints. Having said that, the sauce here at Memphis Championship is what sets them apart. It is so good and the magic dust seasoning is just awesome. All the the sides are good and have a home made flavor to it. I do not really care about the service because for me...it is all about the tender juicy ribs!