Example: We were in the mood for salads and a couple rolls but instead of going to our usual place, Naked Fish, we decided to try a new place. We were hoping Kobe Sushi would be good since it's close to the house but we were pretty disappointed!\nFor what it is the prices are a little high if you're planning on ordering a la carte so I suggest you go elsewhere.. We both decided to get the AYCE ($23.99) since it would basically add up to that much anyways..\n\nI noticed the AYCE menu is pretty limited compared to other places so that was the first red flag... Next they don't offer uni or fresh scallops for AYCE.. They were also out of oysters and halibut.. They do however offer sashimi (2 pieces per person) but they are cut very small. Our first plate of nigiri tasted ok but everything after that did NOT taste fresh.. Ugh nothing worse than raw fish that tastes like raw fish LOL They put a lot of rice on the nigiri too and I noticed my rice kept falling apart which made it hard to eat.. I liked that they had soft shell crab on the menu (it's small though) and I enjoyed their sweet shrimp nigiri but the shrimp heads were under-fried.. \n\nThe waitress and busser were nice but the food took FOREVER to come out ...even though we were 1 of 3 parties in the restaurant.. The sushi quality just wasn't good. I didn't even ask if they had a stamp card so it's safe to say I probably won't be back here ;[[[ \n\n\nHOT TIP: They have Happy Hour (50% off the menu) on Fridays & Saturdays after 5:00~
Class: unjogged


Example: Appearance wise...its an OK place set in a very neat historic downtown hotel. I was there my first time on a really crappy first date. Luckily the food, specifically the carne asada, was amazing. I have been back a couple of times since and although one of the trips was unbearably loud due to their music....i still say the carne is spot on.
Class: satyromaniac


Example: Stayed at Aria for the second time during 4th of July weekend in the deluxe room.  Valet was quick and easy.  Check in as well, although the line did grow significantly after me.  Front desk was kind and courteous however $20 trick didn't work, she was able to \""upgrade\"" me from a regular deluxe room to the mountain view room which was nice, I tipped her but less than the $20 since it wasn't a different room upgrade.  Elevator's were extremely quick, did not have to wait long to get to the room or downstairs.  \n\nRoom:\nThe room was extremely clean and modern.  I would not say that it feel's luxurious, but definitely felt more so than others.  We did have trouble with the toilet flushing but the service man was at our room extremely quickly and the flush was just unhinged so it was a simple fix.  The mountain view was very nice, we were able to enjoy a nice sunset view, as well as an awesome fireworks display across the dessert during the 4th.  We were able to see the entire dessert lit up with fireworks from a far.  Touchscreen controls were convenient for operating the lights/shades, however it was annoying to operate the TV.  I preferred using the regular remote.  The Aria has one of the nicer showers of the resorts I have stayed at.  The water pressure and temperature were great, and there is also a bath tub inside the same room as the shower, you can create a sauna type experience.\n\nLocation:\nExtremely good location with short walks to the City Center, Cosmopolitan, Planet Hollywood, and a free tram that connects you to Monte Carlo (with NYNY nearby), or to the Bellagio (where you can walk to Caesar's Palace).  Tram's are usually there within 15 min of each other.  \n\nPool:\nThere were 3 pools at the Aria, not including Liquid Dayclub.  The pool area wasn't as nice as the MGM or even the Monte Carlo, but it was big, seemed to have a lot of greenery and umbrellas for shade, and was easy to grab some chairs in the afternoon.  You would think a brand new resort would have a pool area more comparable to the other high end resorts but it was definitely acceptable to lounge around and relax at.\n\nFood:\nPlenty of high end restaurants, although limited on cheaper and late night eats.  Jean Philippe Patisserie is a great place to pick up a crepe, pastries or gelato, but it is pricey and is not 24 hours.  The only \""cheap\"" places to eat would be the 24 hour cafe or the pizza place, however the cafe does not have great reviews.  You can always walk nearby to the Cosmo to Secret Pizza or across the street to the Planet Hollywood for Earl's.  Plenty of bars and places to lounge and a drink as well, though there was a line at The Deuce bar/lounge for the UFC fight.\n\nGambling:\nFor this trip me and my gf enjoyed the slots.  We had a good run but in the end the house always wins, but we did enjoy ourselves and service was very attentive in bringing us drinks.\n\nAll in all, Aria is a great place to stay on the strip for modern and clean rooms, great location, and a nice new resort to enjoy.  I would definitely return again. Depending on the price, you may be able to shell out a bit more and stay at what I would consider the more luxurious resorts (Wynn/Encore, Bellagio, Venetian/Palazzo).  Also, as an M life member you do seem to get better rates than expedia.com.  I seemed to be getting rates that were $20-$30 cheaper a night so sign up and take advantage of that, even at the beginning Sapphire level.
Class: satyromaniac


Example: We saw Rod Stewart on November, 13th, 2011.\nThe venue is amazing, and the stage is right in front of the first row seats, so whoever is on stage is right in front of you the enire time.\nWe bought the Hot Legs VIP package so we were seated front row, center.\nRod not only took the rose I handed him, he sang and danced with it in his teeth, he blew me a kiss...and at the end, he handed my husband a soccer ball and then called me up on stage and handed me a signed soccer ball and a kiss on the cheek !\nThe VIP packages aren't cheap, the Hot Legs was 1,250 per person but it came with VIP passes, free drinks, an elegant dinner and a signed soccer ball from the box office as well as a poster.\nWe had such an amazing time we bought the same seats and are going back in April.\nNo matter where you sit in this venue you will have a great seat, it's an intimate setting and perforers often leave the stage and mingle with the crowd as well !
Class: satyromaniac


Example: I Ordered delivery from this place & let me tell u it's the worst calzone I ever had its like they just dumped cheese inside the bread and when u slice it looks like crap & they even forgot the marinara sauce its already bad enough that it doesn't have any flavor. Waste of money I tell ya
Class: unjogged


Example: Driver #516 took the long route through the tunnel to get to the hotel, an illegal maneuver known as \""long hauling\"". When we questioned why we were taking the route that was twice as long, he lied and said it was to \""avoid traffic\"". Lesson learned: insist they take you on the direct route, not the route that basically doubles your cab fare. Unfortunately, to file a complaint with the tax authority is more trouble than it's worth, and I think the cab drivers know this.
Class: unjogged


Example: why did I go back here?? I have no idea, but I will not be back ...ever!\nOrdered the buffalo chicken bites and the chicken was so overcooked that it was hard as a rock..yuck!\n\nAnd also there was only one server..which was ok because they were not busy, however, she decided to go out to have a smoke and then returned to our table to see how we were doing and the smell made me sick..do not go smoke and then return to a table smelling like that..very gross.
Class: unjogged


Example: First time to stay at this hotel. We came for a convention.\nSimple and elegant is how I will describe the room (nothing over the top).The room is  nice and Good size.  The bathrooms are well appointed too.We had the view of the pool area and mountains.\n\nSince we came here for a convention, we have food served daily at our events (3 days). Having attended many conventions at different hotels,  I was a pleasantly  surprised, I was expecting \""less than excellent\"" meals.... The food quality was good and tasty. Even the drip coffee ( I am a coffee drinker) was good!\n\n\nService staff is always friendly and efficient. You really do get what you pay for.
Class: satyromaniac
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I really don't see what the hype is about these cupcakes. Maybe they are better in Beverly Hills... i honestly don't know. I DO know the Scottsdale locations is overrated and the cupcakes aren't good. It's a pretty spot but I obviously don't spend almost 50 bucks on 12 cupcakes for the look of the place. \n\nThe only person who liked the cupcakes was my dog. He has the doggy treats... but then again he is a garbage disposal and will eat anything so he is kinda biased. \n\nWhen I went in to pick my cupcakes there was a fly in the cupcake area... just flying around and sitting on most of the cupcakes. I informed her about it and she just threw one away and I'm basically looking like what about the others... (I feel sorry for the next person who came in) \n\nThat place cost too much money to have flies flying around on the cupcakes and they not be sanitary enough to throw them out and make all knew batches. \n\nTo top it off the cupcakes were gross, and we ended up wasting half the dozen. I obviously don't eat cupcakes for them to be bitter. If I'm going to intake the calories it better be sweet and heaven like. \n\nIn conclusion I just don't understand why people are flipping their wigs over these cupcakes. :(