Example: HORRIBLE! No seating what-so-ever!  If you want to go here, you NEED to reserve a table ahead of time!  After a full day of walking around to see the sights we go out for our friends bachelorette party to Jet.  (ladies get free passes, just ask any hotel employee for passes!) BUT we get in and are soooo excited to go to this VEGAS CLUB and then there is NO WHERE TO put down our purses, no where to just sit and chill for a while until the club gets poppin'.  So, we order a drink and hang by the counter (counter tops are everywhere to place your drinks) but my cosmo cost $16 FREAKING dollars! what the heck! So, i go and check out the other rooms to see if their music is better than these crappy songs that are playing in the main room.  HARDCORE RAP in one roon and straight HOUSE/TRANCE in the other, each room with reserved seating and my feet are killing me! HATED IT! \nAnd i will NEVER go to JET again!  \nFinally we said, \""f it\"" and we went to the lounge by REVOLUTION (also located in the MIRAGE Hotel) and had sooo much fun in there!
Class: overconcerned


Example: This is my second time here. I thought I'd give em another try. This visit really isn't different than my last one. I ordered a Green Chile cheeseburger. The waiter had to advise me it'll be hot. Lol ok whatever. So I finally get it. The presentation of the food looked half assed. Very sloppy. I take the top portion of bread off... There's hardly any green chile on it. I ask for a side of chile. It shows up. The green chile was hot. Which is good. It tasted straight out of the can tho. Gross. I'm sure they get Hatch food service cans or something. My girlfriends meal wasn't much better. She got The Green Chile Chicken Especial or something to that extent. The presentation of the food was horrid. It was a conglomeration of rice, beans, and cheese. With a little boat of chicken soupy something or other. She said that it was too salty. \n\nThe food isn't New Mexican. It's Tex Mex style food using Hatch Chile.
Class: overconcerned


Example: Ugh...where to begin...this was such a waste of time. My friends and I attended a Friday night adult puppet show, just curious to see what it would be like. I am glad it was only $8. I felt like apologizing to everyone afterward  because the entire show was so disappointing.\n\nThe jokes were not witty, the skits were disorganized and one of them just sad, no one laughed the entire time. For example, one of the skits was about a gay pirate. What is funny about this? How is this an adult theme? Just because he is gay it is an adult theme? Another skit involved a jilted Cinderella-type character who was angry that her Prince Charming left her for a man. Again, it's adult-themed because he's gay? Ok... just not funny. \n\nAnother low-point in the show was the improv skit, where they asked the audience for a topic and just went with it. The only word I can think of to express what happened is \""cringe-worthy.\"" \n\nSo, what did I expect from an adult puppet show? Well, FUNNY jokes that I have not heard before, and weren't funny just because they're gross. I expected intelligent humor, maybe innuendo and some wit. I don't mind cursing or sexual humor at all, just wanted it to not be so...lame.
Class: overconcerned


Example: This is the real deal.  We grew up on the East coast and if you want true NY pizza, this is the place.  Rays comes pretty close too if you need it fast.   The Chelsea salad is the bomb (add the chicken).  Everything is authentic.  Just order the standard fair - a cheese pizza or just add mushroom or peperoni.  The sandwiches and pasta are great too.
Class: Cestrian


Example: Anthony was very nice, he did a great job on all carpets in the house including and area rug that nobody has been able to get clean! He was polite and very thorough.\nHe should get a raise!! This is my 2nd time using Turbo Clean and I think they are the best and with reasonable pricing. I will continue to call them for all carpet needs.\nthanks!\nPam Hart
Class: Cestrian


Example: Strange that I am writing a review on Nordstrom.  My mother and my sister both work at a Nordstrom (Mom is pacesetter at the one in Troy, MI and my sister is the manager of men's sportswear at the Novi, MI location) so I am extremely familiar with how Nordstrom's customer's service is supposed to be.  While my experience yesterday was mostly positive, there was one gripe that I have that I will tell about a little later.\n\nSo, I decided that I had to do a little makeover yesterday.  I was going out with girlfriends that night, and since I have been a little negative lately, I thought that buying a new outfit, makeup, and shoes would do the trick.  So, first I went to the MAC counter to see if I could book a makeover session...they took me right away which shocked the crap out of me.  The girl asked me what I wanted, and I just said (yes I did) I want to look friggin hot.  With only that information in mind, Patty did the most amazing job that anybody ever did on my face.  I literally felt better already.  (and yes, I bought the colors that she applied...)\n\nThen, here comes my negative experience.  Now, I know that I do not look like the typical Nordstrom shopper, but I am not a raggy looking person either.  I went to the TBD dept looking for something that I knew that I would never wear normally.  There were about 5 girls working, just gossipping with each other, not paying me any mind.  At first I wasn't annoyed.  But when they would help others, that is when I became a little frusturated.  Then, which my two pairs of jeans and 4 shirts that I was holding felt a little heavy, I tried to get a girl's attention, only to be ignored.  I was amazed.  I even dropped a shirt (maybe on purpose) and I got nothing.  I had this one tall blonde staring at me but never came over.  Then some young girl walked in the dept. and she ran over to help her.  Maybe I was being a little irrational, but this is not the customer service that I ever experienced at a Nordstrom.  I finally went up to a girl and said as much and couldn't believe the experience I was having.  She was standing there in a state of shock, and I began to felt bad.  In the end, Crystal did a great job with helping me, and even picked out a couple of shirts that I would have never thought of buying before.  \n\nSo, Nordstrom at Chandler Fashion Square was redeemed, though I personally like the one at Scottsdale a whole lot better.  I know that Nordstrom is now going with the smaller, two stories look for most of their stores now (the new one they are building in N Scottsdale will be like the one in Chandler) but I love the variety at Scottsdale a whole lot better.  And a shout out to Thea at Scottsdale, who literally does the best personal shopping ever over there.
Class: Cestrian
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I love Paradise Bakery and Cafes....but not this one. I fly to Phoenix pretty regularly and always fly United to I am in Terminal 2 a lot. Every time I have stopped here, the food has been very typical Paradise Bakery. The problem is that they seem to run out of things a lot and their customer service is horrible.