Text - Literally the worst restaurant experience that I've ever had, including McDonald's and 24-hour scarf-and-barf diners.\n\nPittsburgh is undergoing a bit of a food renaissance, yet the Original Fish Market continues to put out an inferior product in a horrendous atmosphere at an obscene price.  \n\nOur fish was tasteless and rubbery, my white wine came out at room temperature, the restaurant was extremely dirty, and our server was clearly apathetic.  \n\nThe Original Fish Market opened in 1998, and quickly found a place in the market in a city where Red Lobster was still considered \""good seafood\"".  As top-notch restaurants entered the market, the local palates grew up in a big way.  The Original Fish Market seems content to remain frozen in time competing as a mediocre option in an under served market space.  Unfortunately for them, their market space is now flooded with options offering a far superior product  at a fraction of the price.
Group - disquisition


Text - This past Saturday I rented a boat form Todd & Craig at Skiwi Rentals. I rented a 9 passenger and had a 24 year, 19 year old, 2 16 year old's, a 15 year old and my girlfriend along for the ride. We showed up at 745am and Todd, as promised, got us all ready to go and we were off by about 845am. The boat was everything we needed, was in great shape and riding the waves with the AUX Ipod booming away we had an awesome day going! Until around 2pm!! Yes I did the unthinkable, I went over the ski rope and it jammed one of the motors. After following directions and trying to cut the rope away it was just not meant to be so I started up the second motor and we started our long slow ride back to the Marina. We didn't dock until after 6pm and that's when SKIWI closes so I was destined to have to keep the boat for the night, with nowhere to park it, talk about a nightmare in the making!!!!! I decided a long time ago that honesty is always the best policy so picked up the phone around 615pm and called Skiwi...they answered and I told them everything that had happened...to my amazement Todd said \""don't worry mate we'll wait until you get here\""! We loaded up, stopped by the gas station to fill the boat and got to SKIWI close to 730pm.  Tools and razor in hand, Craig got to work fixing everything as they had it booked for a Sunday morning rental. In the half hour it took them to fix everything we got to know 2 hard working guys who plain and simple just do the right thing and make sure the customer always comes first. They didn't even dip into the $1000 deposit and my only promise to them was to drip off some cold beers this week. Their reaction, \""don't bother dropping off the cold beer unless your gonna stay and drink a few with us\"". Folks if you need to rent a boat or Jetski, I implore you to go no further...These guys from New Zealand are tops and they give us all a little more faith in mankind!!!! Thanks Skiwi, you can use me as a reference ANYTIME and I'll see you later this week for a cold one!!! Cheers...
Group - monobromoacetone


Text - Great customer service and trainers. But it smells bad inside when it's hot and humid outside
Group - monobromoacetone


Text - What an absolutely horrible experience!\nMy boyfriend and I decided to take a roadtrip from the SF Bay Area to Las Vegas and unfortunately we made reservations at the Luxor. After a long day driving through Death Valley (which is absolutely beautiful by the way. If you ever get the chance to go do it!) we checked in and hauled all of our luggage up to our room. Upon entering we notice that, although the bed was made, the room was a disaster. The furniture was strewn all about and there were wrappers and empty bags everywhere. This non-smoking room stunk of cigarettes due to the poor architecture of the place and it was incredibly dark and dingy.\n\nI immediately called the front desk and spoke with a manager who apologized for the mistake saying that the room was listed as clean in their system. He offered to upgrade our room for free to a tower room which we accepted. The room was slightly nicer and clean but very dated (hey, I thought they recently remodeled this place). We had a glorious view of the parking garage from the window and a small tube tv. The \""free wi-fi\"" was not free and impossible to figure out. The bathroom was spacious and bright but there was mold in the shower.\n\nOn checking out after spending two horrible nights at this hell hole we were charged a $27 RESORT FEE! WTF?! I guess all the hotels in Vegas have resort fees but the Luxor is about as far removed from a resort as a place can get. They say it covered our free newspaper in the morning (which we had to pick up god knows where, it wasn't delivered) two complimentary bottles of water a day (about 6 oz each) and use of their gym (who the eff uses the gym in Vegas?) \n\nThis was the worst experience at a hotel I've ever had. Absolutely horrible!\n\nPS Don't even try to go to one of their clubs. God awful.
Group - disquisition
Classify the following: Two Harley's and four friends for lunch at the Hideaway. We enjoyed a few brews, couple cigars and a great lunch. Will be heading back real soon.