Example: Well, it is Denny's. I mean ... it is fucking Denny's. (Say bye-bye to my goddamn security clearance; I am reviewing a Denny's; and, with my real name to boot!)\n\nI saw a young lady crying at the table across from me the first time I dined here. I felt the urge to assure her that is was not that bad, but I had not received my order yet (after having placed it like twenty minutes prior), so I did not want to speak prematurely. \n\nI was embarrassed that I could not manage to find somewhere better to eat after nearly everything else closed at 2 A.M. (including my beloved Pop-Up Pizza). \n\nBut at least I was not crying.\n\nI mean, you have the choice of possibly shitty hot dogs on Fremont East surrounded by yuppies, or shitty previously frozen, nuked breakfasts at Neonpolis surrounded by drunken buffoons. \n\nI went with the French Toast Slam\u00ae because I had not eaten at Denny's in many years. With the immense amount of calories I would ingesting in one sitting, I would not have to eat anywhere else for about twelve hours succeeding my visit.\n\nAnd they have alcohol here. Might be one of only a few locations in the nation (are there that many Dennys outside of the U.S.?); but who cares -- there is alcohol all up and down fucking Fremont. Give me a break. \n\nGet innovative: offer cannabis like in Amsterdam!  - E\n\nPostscript. Their eggs are cage-free apparently. Have to give the evil corporation review-props for that.
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Example: I have a pretty long review on the Henderson version of this page.  Please check that out.\n\nLong story short is that Cox is the best offering out there for internet.  No other service can match their speeds for residential customers.  The unfortunate part is that their customer service is horrible.  It's downright unacceptable that they forgot to schedule an appointment, and then once it was scheduled they failed to show up on time.
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Example: Ginger & Pete Kuzo are the terrific new owners. The employees really take care of their customers. Great service.
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Example: You'll find me here on a weekly basis. 36+ beers on tap that are rotated frequently. There is always something new to try. If a game is on TV, they'll have a TV for you to watch it on.The food is great for pub food. They have daily specials that the chef creates. If you have a chance to try the Blue cheese & spinach stuffed portabella mushroom take it! Definitely try the buffalo blue cheese chips or as I prefer buffalo blue cheese french fries.
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Example: This place has the most delicious chips and salsa!!!!!! Yummy!!!! But because I was on hold for so long when I tried to cater and then transfered and not correctly and then lied to they only get 4 stars. I'll change in the future if the customer service gets better :)
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Example: Food is good, atmosphere is good, service is usually terrible.  Every time I have come I have waited and waited for my server.  It's very annoying.  I keep hoping it will improve cause it's close to where I live but every time it's a waste of time.
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Example: The only thing worth eating here is the bread and oil. The spaghetti and meatballs were gummy noodles, tastless sauce (like worse than the $1 can of Hunt's at the grocery store) and tiny rubbery meatballs that seem to be from the frozen food isle. The salad was wilty. The chicken alfredo had the same gummy noodle problem and hardly any taste. If it wasn't for the gift card, I would not have eaten here. We also went on a weekend around 4pm to beat the dinner rush and when we left an hour later, there was hardly a soul in the place. Since the wait staff had hardly any table they just annoyingly bugged us about our food every 2 minutes. I like being waited on and all, but let me get a bite down before you come back. Will never go back.
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Example: Place is full and long lines; however you can pay $5 and get in the front and a free house shot. Drinks are inexpensive and really good! Lots of pool tables and great environment. One of my select places I love to go when on Mill.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: This place holds a good memory for me only because it was where I had my first date with my boyfriend. That night was my first time eating at Sushi Brokers. It wasn't bad; wasn't great either.\n\nFast forward a year later (which should be an indication in itself as to how mediocre the food is)....We went again  for a quick snack. We decided to share an Alaskan roll, which, in my experience, is made with raw salmon, crab and avocado. Well, we got the roll and didn't eat more than 3 pieces. The salmon was actually cooked, and tasted too fishy.  Although they did redeem themselves by giving us another roll on the house for our dissatisfaction with the Alaskan roll, it completely ruined my view of this restaurant.\n\nMoral of the story: Sapporo is way better and has better prices and is just around the corner. Go there instead.