Example: I've been going to Peoria since they opened.  Even when I lived in Seattle, I would fly back to Phoenix to watch the M's play ball in Peoria.  This is really one of the best parks in the Cactus League.\n\nGetting there is a breeze.  Not only does the 101 freeway run right by it, but it is just south of Bell Rd.  It is easiest to reach the complex by coming North on 83rd from Peoria (don't do Thunderbird) or Cactus and then parking at the Buca Di Beppo's across the street.  You can park there for free and, a short walk later, you will be at the front gate.\n\nOnce you are in, the exterior concourse is filled with food options that only a Carny could love.  Fried Oreos, Twinkies, and something called Taco in a Bag (crushed Fritos or Doritos topped with beans, salsa, lettuce, and cheese).  There are gyros, bbq, sausages, Dodger Dogs-corndogified, and many of the traditional ballpark food options.  Prices range depending on where you are so look around.\n\nThe grass is some of the best in the Cactus League and allows fans to watch the pitchers warm up in the bullpen as well as catch the game.  Most of the seats are on the smaller size and have not been updated since 1993.  The exception is the upperdeck where, in 2008, new padded seats were installed.  Those seats also feature a waiter who will get you anything you need from the main concession stand.  There is a concession stand up stairs for those seats and there is also a bathroom.  Very nice amenities for tickets that usually hover around $26.  For shaded seats, sit in either the 200 or 300 sections.  The third base line gets more shade than the first.\n\nPlayer access is somewhat spotty.  Both teams use the practice fields to warm up and do their drills so you won't find them on the field until about an hour before the game starts.  Once they start coming out, you can camp out down the right field line to get all of the players as they come on the field.  If you want a better spot, cross the bridge into the right field berm and go down the hill.  There is a fence that all of the players walk by and most will sign there as opposed to once they get on the field.\n\nThe best part of Peoria Sports Complex is that they tend to host more night games than the other stadiums.  There are usually 3 or 4 every year which is great for locals who can't take a month off of work.  \n\nMy only gripe is with the employees.  The place is staffed with volunteer retired Sun City people.  They are grumpy and always on a power trip.  They always want to check your ticket (even when both hands are full of food) and act like they are the last line of defense between the terrorists and the field.  While they can put a blemish on the experience, overall, it is always great to catch a game at Peoria.
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Example: Two caveats: 1, it is amazing and baffling that the near east side has no real mexican food, and 2, I get that people like margaritas, and that a kid-friendly restaurant (where the parents can drink said margaritas) is bound to have a built-in clientele.\n\nThat said, how the hell does this place stay in business?  \nI ate dinner there about a month ago, and the generally shabby quality of the food amazed me. The taco meats were dry and saturated with sugar (something I've noticed at other FF restaurants too), the tortillas were verging on stale, and the salsa bar, while always a good sign, contained exactly one edible salsa. \n\nTrying to stuff some calories in the ol' pie hole and get back to work, I doused my tacos in green Tabasco from the bottle on the table. \nProblem? It was horribly rancid, and the waiter I informed of this apparently didn't know that hot sauce can go rancid. I literally threw 3/4 of my meal in the trash can. \n\nMaybe they should spend less on their kitschy decor and more on the food. If you want Americanized Tex-Mex, go to Pasquals or Burrito D. If you want actual Mexican food, go to the south side.
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Example: I liked the food, but it was nothing too memorable. I do however remember being turned off by the service. I don't think I've ever had a hostess be so rude to me in my life. I'm a pretty relaxed person, and totally understand that the food service industry can be stressful....but when it's a Monday night and not crowded, the hostess rolls her eyes at you, doesn't say hello, and just grabs menus, I'm going to be a little bit upset.
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Example: Great buffet of the 24 hr deal w/o up charge. Gets crowded, but good for a buffet.
Class: sleigher
Considreing the above, classify the following: I like the convenience of this store. They do have an instant key center. The prices seem to be better than most other Lowes. They do however honor Veteran's discounts and the employees are more apt to help you here.