Example: Spent a rainy Saturday afternoon shopping and decided to hit Harper's for lunch. They were slammed so there was a brief wait before we were seated. \n\nThe service was impressive. I'm pretty sure the waiter thought I was going to be high maintenance because as soon as he brought my Diet Coke in a short tumbler I stopped him before he left and said, \""Just so you know, I drink like a fish. Do you have any larger glasses to save you some trips?\"" He said they didn't, but that he'd bring me two smaller glasses at a time. He kept up with me and the litter of tumblers that accrued over the course of our meal. I can't imagine though, why they insist on serving sodas in tiny little tumbler glasses.\n\nThe food was good. I ordered the chopped chef salad with chicken. The menu said it came with avocado, but it did not. Still, it was quite tasty.\n\nThe bill for 1 beer, my soda, 1 app and 2 dinner salads came out to roughly $45. Decent, although a little pricey for lunch. Good restaurant, we'll visit again I'm sure.
Class: lairman


Example: I should have read other reviews before we stopped by for dinner... but after a show at Bell Centre, we were hungry and cold, looking for a warm place to sit down and eat. Coming up the Peel, we found this place on our way back to our hotel. Food and service was okay, but same as all other reviews, price was very expensive for what we got. This was the most expensive meal we had in Montreal, and the quality was disappointing. \n\nTry other places before you stop here, unless you want to pay a lot of money for mediocre food.
Class: ethological


Example: This Lady is legit.  She is a tough broad with a awesome bedside manner.  Im not big on going to the doctor, actually I freakin hate it.  So my friend in her 50's talked me (dragged me in kicking & screaming) into going since Id not been to the OB/GYN in years (yeah, Im that lady).  Anywho, she is such a badass & helped me with my IUD.  Hell yes !  Plus she makes me not feel as awkward about going to the \""lady Dr\"".  \n\nNow, she does Hormone & thyroid stuff too.  The best part about this fabulous lady is that she doesnt try to kill me with RX or vitamins.  Yeah, I bought the evening primrose oil there for $15.  Started sleeping like a baby.  Then my Progesterone was weird, so went in & Doc Butler put me on Bio Identical Progesterone from the compound pharmacy.  Cheap as shit & I feel good.\nThen my thyroid went all low on me.  So went to one holistic hippy MD & he put me on too much holistic & pharmaceutical shit, & Doc Butler dialed me in.\n\nI finally have met a DR I do trust with my life.  Im so pleased to be a patient of hers & would recommend her to anyone with IUD, Hormone or Thyroid problems.\n\nTo Your Health & Mine !\nxo
Class: lairman


Example: I've driven past this place several times and finally decided to drop in and give it a try.  After browsing their menu, I decided to order:\n\nCarne Asada Burrito, $4.75\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/super-burrito-scottsdale?select=eR3xIlBl1b5Cg2yTXHbGJw#eR3xIlBl1b5Cg2yTXHbGJw\n\nBeans/Rice/Cheese Burrito, $4.00\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/super-burrito-scottsdale?select=WOj1IM7axTeRw4yk49maVQ#WOj1IM7axTeRw4yk49maVQ\n\nWhile I waited for my food, I went to load up on Salsa.  They have a typical Salsa Bar that you find out here in the Phoenix area Taco shops.  I tried the spicy Salsa and the roasted Peppers Salsa.\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/super-burrito-scottsdale?select=qPz2yJ8gswOPHTYerncIlA#qPz2yJ8gswOPHTYerncIlA\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/super-burrito-scottsdale?select=AvDrycOxAXhouTAGL4COQg#AvDrycOxAXhouTAGL4COQg\n\nAfter a short wait my food was ready.  The Burritos are pretty large and come with Chips...that was an unexpected bonus.  Before I jumped into the Burritos, I tried the Chips...they were stale, yuck.\n\nI then went for the Carne Asada Burrito....took one bite and was underwhelmed.  There was very little flavor to it.  Ok, another bite....and then another.  Wow, this was the blandest Carne Asada Burrito I've ever had.  Another unique thing was that the Burrito had grilled Onions and Salsa in it....very runny for a Burrito like this.  However, that didn't help with the flavor at all.  As a matter of fact, I only ate 1/2 of it.\n\nNext, I tried the Beans/Rice/Cheese Burrito....again, it was underwhelming and bland.  I poured the spicy Salsa and Roasted Peppers Salsa on it to give it some flavor....that was it's only saving grace.\n\nOverall, it was a very disappointing dining experience.  Oh well, it happens sometimes.\n\nReturn Factor - 2%
Class: ethological
Considreing the above, classify the following: The food is fantastic. They have the best margaritas & sangria in town. The 1st drink is free and the staff is awesome. Do yourself a favor and give it a try, you won't be disappointed.