Text - We've used these guys for years! They've towed me wrecked out caliber , our flat tire impala and our suburban a few times. Great rates service is consistently great and they are always here to get us quick! We just miss the old guy who ran the biz.
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Text - Ronin Burger and truffle parmesan sweet potato fries. Amazing. No words to describe! That is all
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Text - Imagine a place where Lidl is the most posh of the shops.. yeah? Welcome to NKSC - apart from the descriptions in previous reviews - which are accurate - there are also 2 dispensing chemists (Boots & Lloyds), a \u00a35 crew-cut barber, greasy burger & hot-dog cart, HBOS, newsagent, First Choice Travel, several charity shops and a rent-to-buy Warehouse. \n\nBut it has 'character' - I hear people saying to me - well..no it hasn't. Drunk people from 7am onwards doesn't count towards having character. People with different stages of inebriation and disabilities alike, in electric wheel chairs or crutches. Junkies with their dogs and alcoholics blocking the entries to shops and passways and ... \""NO I HAVE NOT GOT 60p FOR YOU!\"" - Character? My arse.\n\nAnyway, this area is the place where you can pass through to get too the Shore. When it is bright day or early evening. You can. If not, don't. When this place is shut - last shop to close is Lidl at 8pm - it transforms itself into the Leith of yore. Shady, creepy and generally unpleasant.\n\nI give it an extra star for Boots, Poundland and Lidl.
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Text - Sooo, all B.S aside....besides working out and trading stocks hitting buffets are probably my third favorite thing to do (yes maybe even more so than skydiving and having sex) so when i say I am the Ron Jeremy of buffets having been around the block and then some, that's no exaggeration. \n\nAfter looking at the list of the best buffets in Vegas and seeing the RIO as #7 with one of the more affordable buffets on the list that's what I chose (can't image WTF could possibly be worth justifying an $89 buffet which was the price of #1 on that list). Being the 7th best one could expect some serious quality and selection especially on a Sunday afternoon when the food should be at the pinnacle of perfection. Not the case at all here!!\n\nLet me start by saying the layout of the RIO is pretty ingeniously done by the designers of the buffet to maximize the time and distance the customers have to walk while dining so as to either fill up faster or eat less due to being lazy and having to walk clear to the other side of the dining hall to get more of their favorite dish. Now I am no lazy SOB, I routinely run and bike 100 miles a week but I'll be damned if we didn't get seated on the farthest end of the seafood area which are my favorite foods and had about a 500 ft walk to and from that section just for another plate or 2 of crab. Thing is the crab legs were so weak and small I only had one plate and didn't even bother heading back for another. \nSo how's the sushi selection you ask? Well, as one of the other yelper's commented it is typically  less than what you get at most run of the mill mom and pop Chinese buffets for $8-10. Considering the RIO was more than 3 times that price it was downright pathetic!! I am literally talking about maybe 6-7 different types of rolls and that was it! No sashimi, no fancy handmade sushi's....NOTHING! I almost couldn't believe it as usually the sushi section is the one area most buffets go crazy on. So that's strike one for the RIO.\n\nThe second thing that immediately pissed me off about this place is the total lack of healthy options featured here. I'd say a solid 70-75% of the items were fried and breaded or literally dripping with fat and buttery sauces. Lets be honest people...anything deep fried is usually pretty low quality and very cheap (think fish sticks, fries, tater tots....etc..) so the more fried items a buffet has typically the more low grade the restaurant is and RIO sure was the case in that respect. The prime rib which I usually hit almost exclusively was 3/4 fat and grizzle (not an exaggeration). Not only that but the man carving the meat gave me a slice that wouldn't have fed a hamster and of course when I laughed and asked for about 3 times that amount he mumbled something, tossed another chunk on my plate and then turned and literally walked away....I mean WTF! I am a 240 lb dude...obviously I am going to eat what I take and you can tell I can EAT by the looks of me. The whole place was so freakin stingy I swear it's as if the managers told the employees that any food wasted or thrown out is coming out of their paychecks. \n\nMoving on...strike 3 and what solidified a 'never again' at the RIO was the dessert bar. It could be described in one single word....WEAK!!!! Now I am not a big dessert eater and typically only stick to fat free and sugar free desserts and ice creams but I swear, after doing a lap around the \""dessert island\"" I am pretty sure Hometown buffet has double the selection and here's the real kicker.....most of the items are behind glass and you have to ask the attendant for everything you want! Once again I understand people take too much and end up wasting food especially kids and dessert I assume is notorious for being taken and tossed but come the fuc* on man. \nI hope your sitting before reading this next one and no.....this is not a joke. They actually served the ice cream in little plastic cups like the ones you fill condiments and sauces with at fast food restaurants. For $32 per person I got handed a fuc*ing 1 oz plastic cup with 1.....yes 1 mouthful of sugar free ice cream. At that point my confusion actually turned into rage at thinking of the $$ my friends and I just dropped and what better options we had access to for much cheaper. \n\nMost of the negative reviews here are spot on....this place downright SUCKS!!! The food is highly sub par (and my standards are below average at best) so me complaining about service and food means that a restaurant should most likely be condemned and demolished. I would honestly not even go again and waste the gas money even if I were to get a free voucher it was THAT pitiful. Maybe it's gone downhill recently and the 4 and 5 star reviews were from a while ago or perhaps the people that wrote those just won $10k at the slots and were so elated that a box of dog poo would have been given 5 stars....I don't know but I do know that I will never go back to the Carnival buffet at the RIO again. \nEnd of rant.
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Text - Disgusting food, got food poisoning on my birthday from eating the arizona burrito here yesterday.
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Text - I've only ever been to Kampong Ah Lee once and it was delicious. I'd heard rumours of their laksa (I love coconut milk in food very much), but never managed to get there until after going to a massive poetry event at Queen's Hall. I was starving, so that probably helped (since we all know hunger is the best ingredient), but getting handed a massive bowl of laksa (and I'm talking HUGE) that I only paid 6 pounds for, was definitely a highlight of my year. That might be an overstatement.\n\nIt's a teensy restaurant, and it's quite popular, so sometimes you might find that you won't get a seat. We were lucky since there were only two of us. The service was really quick, and even though I managed to spill water and lassi everywhere (over the table and myself), they didn't ridicule me or make me feel guilty, which is always a plus. \n\nI definitely recommend going. Give yourself some time to look through the whole menu (it's overwhelming how much tasty stuff they have on it). And maybe go with a smaller group so that you're guaranteed a seat.
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I just ate a very satisfying break fast . I had the huevos Ranchero and found it authentic and filling as it shuld be . I also got a side of very tasty onion rings . Wow could not have enjoyed more . The service is great and the place is clean and neat . Pricing is inexpensive which doesn't mean the quality isn't there. It's just a very good value.