Example: THIS PLACE IS A CRIME!\nAte here many times as a kid. The store in my neighborhood went under and the one on Tropicana did too. So after 10 years, I drove past the one on W. Charleston and decided to rekindle an old love affair.\nNot!!!\nThe place is a pigsty for one, I mean just filthy! I almost drove away just waiting for my food and I had already paid for the swill they eventually served me.\nMy Cluckeetos were vile, the Clucker sandwich was a $9 joke. The chicken itself was half the size that it used to be! It literally was the same size as that Snacker sandwich from KFC except it cost...$8 LESS! I kid you not, this sandwich is criminally small and the sad part was it tasted TERRIBLE!\nThe fries tasted like they were recycled from another order and refried.\nI tried to complain but they told me over the phone that my complain was not warranted. \nI wrote a letter to the owner who never responded.\n\nI recommend that you EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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Example: Fun and Enjoyable.  If you are looking for some fun dining experiences on the strip, Rao's is a fun and traditional establishment.\n\nReservations - Book early if you can, because this is a popular place due to Rao's in New York.\n\nGood for Groups - they can accommodate groups of many sizes.\n\nService - The service is worth a 5.  They definitely know their stuff and will tell you what they like or what is popular.  Overall, it is like working together to create a great meal experience.\n\nStarters- Not bad at all. Not a 5 but not a 3 either. 3.75!\n\na.  Meatballs - There were five of us and we actually ordered 3 meatballs to split. They are rather large, larger than you anticipate so this was perfect.\n\nb.  Pasta - We split two of the Fusilli with Sausage and Cabbage. Very nice and light. We ordered two dishes and while rather small, we all had a bit of a helping so it was fine.  The sausage and the cabbage make for a nice mix.\n\nc. Antipasto Della Casa - Very nice. Besides all the normal meats, cheese, peppers, tomatoes and olives, they also give you gran padano cheese. It is my favorite...\n\nd.  Roasted Peppers - Very nice with pine nuts!\n\nMain Entree -  We shared three meat dishes and it was plenty\n\na.  Grilled Lamb chops - Awesome and especially on the bone. So tasty!\n\nb.  Osso Bucco - Huge shank and that means a lot of bone marrow to dig out.  Yum Yum for those that like the marrow!\n\nc.  Veal Parmasan - Nice and tender.  It was pretty good.  \n\nOverall the Osso Bucco and Lamb Chops were great, the Antipasto and the meatballs were awesome and everything else was pretty good.\n\nGK says check it out.  Remember, great service!
Class: hyoidan


Example: I really hate this branch of Pita Jungle.  I think this is due to the college-age hippie stoner slackers that dominate the staff.  I eat at the Pita Jungle in Scottsdale often and love it - worthy of at least 4 stars.  The Tempe branch - yikes.  Bad bad sloooooooooooooooooooow service. Maybe I am being overly harsh but my last experience here was so bad I actually walked out of the restaurant without eating my meal or paying.  After sitting there for over an hour, they managed to serve me the same cold plate of food twice (it was supposed to be hot).  And it wasn't  even that fact that I got served cold food twice that really ticked me off.  It was that no one there - not even the manager - seemed to give a shit.  Unacceptable.
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Example: A great thing about Serranos is how quick the food and drinks come out! This tends to be a spot we go to on Friday nights! They have a great house margarita!As soon as you sit down you are greeted with chips, salsa, and bean dip! (all very good) Then you order and bam your food is ready within 20 minutes hot and fresh. We've tried several things here tacos, burritos,chimichangas, fajitas, and enchiladas. The only thing I didnt like was the fajitas. They were overcooked and the meat was chewy! The only downside to this place is that when the snowbirds are in town its impossible to get a table before 8 pm.
Class: hyoidan


Example: what an awful experience.\n\nwe're getting married (yay!) in October and have started the search for my wedding dress. my mom and friends flew in from out of town and i also had a few close friends from phoenix come out for a day of fun, trying on dresses, and girl stuff. the plan was to have an awesome day and hopefully find the dream dress.\n\nwe had all just come from a wonderful experience at uptown bridal in downtown chandler (girls, i highly recommend hitting this place up!). now, i knew that david's bridal was more of a national chain and that it was a busy place, full of dresses and people and that i probably wasn't going to get the personalized attention that i had gotten at the previous salon. fully understood this. but i wasn't prepared for the complete lack of caring by the david's bridal associate, the cramped dressing room, and the little to no help of getting into the gowns that were being pushed on me by the associate. it sucked.\n\nthe location itself is fine, however, the store inside is dirty and the dressing rooms/carpets are kind of gross. not a huge fan. the dressing rooms are also extremely small. its hard to be in there with three other dresses and attempting to get into a fourth. its a small miracle i didn't fall out of the room half naked while stuck in some fluffy gown from hell. the associate started off ok but i could tell it had been a busy day for her. i didn't want to be an annoyance so i asked her to pull up my favorites from the david's bridal website and go from there. she immediately crossed half of the dresses because they weren't available at that store (thanks for telling me in advance) and then went off to collect the remaining dresses. we waited for another 15 minutes before she came back with two dresses.... one of which was not on my favorites. \n\nat uptown bridal i had been given a slip which covered my body and definitely helped with the shyness factor. here at db she threw a corset at me and told me to get into the dresses and then open the door so she could zip me up. what the hell? most of these dresses weigh a ton and have so much tulle in the bottom you get lost! it was really hard getting into these things, but also given the size of the dressing room, i'm not sure how she would have helped all that much without having to have the door open. \n\ni tried on dress after dress that she brought which were not on my favorites :/. my friend had to step in and insist that she actually bring some from the list. also the associate disappeared for lengthy periods of time leaving me waiting in the dressing room helpless. i finally had my other friend come in and help me otherwise we would have been there for hours. the associate kept trying to push dresses on me that were not at all aligned with what i had told her my style/preference was. it just became a depressing, hot, and really draining effort to be at this location with an associate that really didnt care at all.\n\ni will never ever recommend going to this david's bridal location to anyone. it was awful and i cannot see spending my money at this particular store.
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Example: 3.5 I think this is more of a place to be seen then a place to go see. The place is cool as shit and really is decorated and set up perfectly. The bar looks amazing and I hear Joe is the best behind there. The DJ and the music was a nice touch. \n\nThe servers were good but I was annoyed by one that did absolutely nothing.. funny I noticed but the manager or boss didn't. \n\nThe food was reasonably priced especially for the portions. I had a forget-able burger and was a little bummed out too. The salads and side were all good. \n\nThe place can get loud inside but heck, people watching is half the fun.
Class: hyoidan
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This was my first time here. It looked very similar to a place back in Ohio called Texas Roadhouse, which was a great place to get a burger or steak. So, my husband and I checked it out.\n\nUpon entering, it's not that bad. There are peanuts all over the floor. Which is interesting, but it adds to the rustic feel of the place and I kind of enjoyed the look. The hostess was very nice and we were able to get a nice little both.\n\nOur waiter, however, must have been new because he kept messing up our order when he'd read stuff back to us. And then at one point when he refilled our drinks said, \""Sorry, I'm just bored.\"" Which seemed like a really weird thing to tell your customers.\n\nThe food itself wasn't bad. I had Roadies, which were just mini burgers and my husband had the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich. Both were decent, but I think in general, we've had better. The fries, I thought, were pretty bland.\n\nThat was about all of our experience, since we were in a hurry that night. I wasn't all that impressed by the place and I'm not sure if we'll be back.