Case: I thought the Pizza Express restaurant in Glasgow was the worlds most boring place to eat but alas the one in Edinburgh is boredom of equal measure. So, Pizza Express pizzas are good but do they really deserve to have a restaurant? I don't know what came first, the chicken or the egg? The Pizza Express restaurant or the Pizza Express pizzas in supermarkets? I'm guessing the restaurant came first but either way buying one of these bad boys in ASDA and slobbing out on the couch is a much better way to eat them.\n\nEverything about this place is dull, the decor, the lighting and the fact that everything is made to look as fancy as possible. Do yourself a favour and just buy one of the pizzas at your local supermarket, stick it in the oven and eat it at home.
Classification: winnower


Case: THE BAD NEWS - 2 stars\nI've been to this store a few times and like most US Cellular stores, it is an unbelievable pain in the butt. You have to wait forever to speak to someone and when you finally get someone, they don't know what they're talking about. I've never had anything but a negative experience with a US Cellular store or with US Cellular for that matter. (No, I'm not a customer. My wife is and cell phones fall under my marital duties. The ONLY reason she is still with US Cellular is because she needs coverage in rural WI.)\n\nTHE GOOD NEWS - 5 stars\nThe good news is actually great news and it has nothing to do with this particular store but rather the US Cellular kiosk just a short walk away in East Towne Mall. (I was not able to locate the East Towne Mall location in Yelp so I'm writing my ditty here.)  I typically try to avoid the mall but I was willing to do anything to avoid a walk-in US Cellular store. I had always heard that the mall stores weren't able to provide all the service of a typical walk-in store. This is false. You can do anything at the kiosk (no phone repair) that can be done at a walk-in store. There was no line. Just two employees who greeted us with gigantic smiles on their faces. Tory and Katie at the East Towne Mall US Cellular store do a fantastic job. Really fantastic. They were extremely friendly and professional and genuinely seemed to care about their job (unlike anyone at any other US Cellular store that I have ever encountered). They actually knew what they were talking about and for the first time ever we walked away with a positive US Cellular experience. My advice is to forgo the nearby US Cellular stores and hit the kiosk at East Towne Mall. Ask for Tory or Katie. They are extremely helpful. I implore the manager of this store to give these two a healthy raise.
Classification: winnower


Case: Native Pittsburgher here! Kennywood is packed with rides. We've been to other parks and they had very few big rides in the park . I guess the Phantom is the new best thing at Kennywood but the Thunderbolt and Jackrabbit are storied legends of the park. If you have not been at parks where the rides are wooden roller coasters then this will be a real treat fir you. \n\nRemember this is not Disney so don't expect a Disney experienced is a Pittsburgh experience. If you are around in the summertime you can try out Sandcastle also.
Classification: Bilati


Case: This casual bar/restuarant is located inside the Gateway Phoenix Mesa Airport in the southeast valley.  My father and I dropped into the bar for some pre flight drinks midday on a Thursday.  The bartender was incredibly attentive, quick, social and made fantastic drinks for us (bloody mary and glenlevit on the rocks.)  Their house vodka is Svedka and they also have several beers on tap.\n\nWe left the bar very happy people, but suprisingly wound back up there in their restaurant an hour later ordering a couple of Budwisers and Stella Artois on tap.  Somehow our flight got turned around on an Allegiant airplane due to a \""panel\"" issue.  We pleasantly enjoyed our second time around in a booth with beers and shared a delightful ceasar salad and the soup of the day-brocolli cheddar :)\n\nI can't complain about this little airport bar/resturant since their staff was so quick, friendly, and the food was pretty tasty.  I recommend swinging through here if you end up flying out of this quaint, clean, and affordable little airport in the valley.
Classification: Bilati
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This was a last minute, drive by decision that fit our timing on a late weekday afternoon.  What a wonderful surprise!  Our timing must have been good, cuz we got right in with no wait.\n\nWe got in on the All You Can Eat sushi lunch for 20 bucks.  The rolls were really good and the staff was super attentive.  \n\nTiger roll, Mount Charelston roll - thumbs up.  The spicy scallop?  Seems to be a different standard out west, and not my favorite Tsu Kasa style.  The tuna was sublime.  Seaweed salad - the perfect serving size.  Shrimp Tempura - amazingly perfect.  Tried the Ikura (Salmon Roe) but realized I hadn't quite evolved that far.\n\nI would go back to this place again and again.