Example: Thanks to Groupon we found this place.  We've been horseback riding here several times.  Here's why we're big fans of this place:\n\n+ It offers a nice variety of scenery....Sonoran desert & the river.\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=DunzrM3nBLR2oDtAl-Mm7Q#DunzrM3nBLR2oDtAl-Mm7Q\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=svroaQz3sprtFo_MAknn8g#svroaQz3sprtFo_MAknn8g\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=LjPxuZTVu6n3nvxxrq19yg#LjPxuZTVu6n3nvxxrq19yg\n\n+ You cross the river at least twice on your horse.  This is fun!\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=eyWGbTACzclHQ4cYxbo_YQ#eyWGbTACzclHQ4cYxbo_YQ\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=zd8_q00PDs1XvTRC6cGdGA#zd8_q00PDs1XvTRC6cGdGA\n\n+ Horses are well kept and behave.\n\n+ Speaking of horses....there's a herd of Wild Mustangs and there's a good chance you'll see them.  We've seen them every time we've rode.\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=Ibxb1oaR7v90R3HjbCMNCg#Ibxb1oaR7v90R3HjbCMNCg\n\n+ There's a Bald Eagle's next on the trail....we've seen it twice.  Once with little chicks in the nest....very cool!\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=SBtivrpQUOmV1kI2XU9nyw#SBtivrpQUOmV1kI2XU9nyw\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=N02pCPZPXzvMMqsllYvi8Q#N02pCPZPXzvMMqsllYvi8Q\n\nTip - if you want to hear about the landscape and plants, try to be one of the 1st 2 horses behind the guide...otherwise, you won't hear him.\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fort-mcdowell-adventures-fort-mcdowell?select=jCZxtzSr3h75hagOZR-fbw#jCZxtzSr3h75hagOZR-fbw\n\nThis is a great horseback riding experience for beginners and intermediate riders....advanced riders would probably get bored.  It's also a great way to experience the Sonoran Desert!\n\nReturn Factor - 95%
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Example: I happened upon this place after waiting at Amelie's for a friend who had to cancel.  I saw the sign \""Red\"" and descriptive words, such as literary and food.  I was intrigued, not only as a person who was starving, but one who has appreciation for books.  The entrance was not welcoming.  For one, there was a sign that screamed \""surveillance camera.\""  The folding chairs jammed together at the front entrance gave the impression that this place was either closed or not ready for business.  But, the door was unlocked, and I entered.  The room was empty except for a lone woman working the bar.  Me, being the friendly person that I am, called out, \""hello!  What is this place?\""  The woman, who had less personality than a lug nut with heavy eyeliner said, \""it's a bar.\""  As if I didn't know that.  After all, there was a bar in the place.  There were book cases against the wall with books that appeared to be for decoration.  And, shockers!  In a place that touted itself as literary, there was a huge TV.  Reading with Jerry Springer blaring in the foreground?  I think not.  But, back to being hungry.  The sign said \""food\"", but our anti sparkle barmaid said there was none.  I proceeded to chat with her (why, I don't know.....oh yeah, I am friendly) regarding a similar concept bar in Asheville.  It was a monologue actually.  She probably wanted to get back to that book she reading on the sly.....no, that's a stretch.  Well, I thought the name \""Red\"" had to do with books.  Now, I am sure that it has to do with necks.
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Example: Huge portions and a huge menu! Perfect drunk and not so drunk food!\n\nYay:\n-Garlic fries: MUST ORDER! It was very well and heavily seasoned and I could've eaten the whole large by myself.  That's how good it was!\n-504: get this if you're starving and can't decide what to get because this has everything! 3 of us split this and still had leftovers.  Well we did order like 4 things for the 3 of us, but it was really good!\n-Chilli cheese Pastrami fries: I love that they use the larger fries for this so it holds up to the toppings.\n\nThe food was a little pricey but we did order a lot.  Large is definitely large!
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Example: I ate lunch at the terminal 2 location. I ordered the bacon cheddar burger and it came with a 2-inch piece of bacon and invisible cheese that the waitress swore was there. You definitely don't get what you pay for here.
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STORY\n\nI've been to this place three times. First time, to get a 90k service and two tires. The prices were awesome, the service price were good because of their anniversary promotion and the tires were priced well due to it being last day of the month or something like that. Anyway, I came away happy. \n\nI came back a few weeks later with a noise/vibration that I couldn't quite figure out and was told that it was my suspension that needed replacement. Okay, fine, I thought so anyway. a couple of weeks later vibration got even worse and when I came back yet again, I was told that all my motor/transmission mounts collapsed since they were old and needed to be replaced, hence the vibration. Quite an interesting suggestion considering that one of the mounts was less than 4 months old, so while it MIGHT have collapsed, it certainly would not be old. Taking the truck back to where I had it serviced for the motor mount, the real culprit was found: rear differential falling apart and rear drive shaft disconnecting. Sooo... nothing to do with motor mounts.\n\nCONCLUSION\n\nI would come here for the good deal for tires in a heartbeat, but will have to skip on any services and especially any fixes that these guys offer.