Case: Nice clean place with a very friendly staff.  Great homemade chicken dumpling soup and a very tasty club sandwich.  Decor is outdated, but not sloppy. Good local place to bring the family.
Classification: Phoenicianism


Case: For a great cause but will not be returning...\n\nI was so excited to go to the Magical Forest for a great holiday experience but was greatly disappointed.  \n\nToo many people crammed into one space, lack of organization, and a forced Christmas spirit with glorified advertisements as decorations (who wants a picture with that?).\n\nThe 'magical forest' walk through was way too crowded, they need to take control of the crowd to handle the volume of people. They should only let a certain number of people in 'the forest' at a time with timed space between each group, as it  would avoid the congestion and claustrophobia.  I realize people want to take pictures and let their kids wander, but it's very hard to do when you have 50 people behind you breathing down your neck,  it felt like cattle herding.  \n\nI will be looking somewhere else for my Christmas cheer, as I do not need to experience the feeling of a 'Black Friday crowd' twice in one season, and certainly do not want to be leaving as a Grinch.
Classification: eurypterid


Case: I'm from Cali, but whenever I roll out to Vegas, I'm blessed with connections to higher places so I'm usually a shoo-in with no wait or cover. That being said, I have no idea how complicated it may be to get into Prive. From personal experience, I had a great time. \n\nThe decor is pretty nice -- done up a la Planet Hollywood style Bling bling! What I like most, is that it is up-scale but not nearly as packed as Tao so there is actually room to dance! *Gasp* Instead of shuffling back and forth.
Classification: Phoenicianism


Case: Went for dinner on a Wednesday with a group of 8. The place was fairly empty most of the night, yet it took a full 15 minutes for our server to take a drink order. Once we received those, she didn't come back for another full 20 minutes. I can't remember the last time I had such slow or nonchalant service. The menu is all bar food and rather uncreative. I ordered the Phoenix cheesesteak and was unimpressed. I'd give 2 stars for the food, one for the service, and 3 for the draft beer selection. So it averages out to two. I won't be back if I can help it.
Classification: eurypterid
Considreing the above, classify the following: Hotel is beautiful, however not impressed with this restaurant- mediocre  food, slow service, took forever for someone to finally take our order. Food was cold, I personally wouldn't recommend this restaurant or eat here again.