Case: My gripe is that when you serve imitation crab meat you MUST let people know.  Seriously, there are a lot of allergy sufferers out here and I am one and I do not like having an allergic reaction to something I should not have one to!  If you are going to serve nasty fly by night imitation food, I really can't eat there.  Sushi is sushi and it should be real and fresh.  Enough said!
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Case: Have been wanting to step away from the \""mermaid\"" and find a local roaster.  I've finally found my place in Matador coffee. A friend spoke high of them, so I stopped in to buy some beans and try some coffee. So happy that I did. The staff were wonderful, and very knowledgable. Even pointed out that I happened to miss a coupon for the beans that I bought. \n\nI tried a hot mocha, and it was nice and smooth, not biter or acidic like I can find at that other place.  Also, I picked up their Cafe Esperanza to grind and brew at home. They roast, package, and sell the coffee in the shop.  Also, when purchasing these beans, you'll be supporting AZ Leaderforce programs collaborating charities. Ground my Cafe Esperanza beans this morning, and what a great way to start my day, so smooth and a depth of flavor. Overall, A win-win altogether. \n\nSo happy I found a new LOCAL coffee shop!  Go LOCAL and support Matador Coffee!
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Case: Went here yesterday afternoon.\n\nWow- what great burgers! and huge portions!\n\nService was not the best that's why I gave 4 instead of 5 stars- but the food was really good.\n\nI had the hot rod and the wife had the gleason which she could not finish- I was happy to help! \n\nThe burgers are probably twice the size of Five Guys ones. Don't get the gleason unless you are pretty hungry!\n\nFor the people who think it is overpriced/expensive- get real- this is a restaurant, not McDonalds. Just for fun I checked Jack Astors... they have burgers at $14 and shakes at $5. Uhh... that's the same price.\n\nThe only slight complaint I would have was the service was ok but not great- they had baby chairs but did not offer it even though I was holding a baby, so I went and got it myself, and  they could not substitute our kids ice cream for a small milkshake because they only have one size... so we got the shake anyhow... and boy am I glad we did... delicious! \n\nDefinitely will be going back!
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Case: We ate here regularly before the service declined and I was served onions in two visits after telling the wait staff of a severe food allergy. \n\nWe decided to go back today after not eating here in over a year. The service was still slow but food was good. Then a quite large \""palmetto bug\"" crawled up the wall... \n\nWe won't be returning.
Classification: mobiliary


Case: I have never experienced such rude mean service from the security staff.\nI was there for a bachelorette party this past weekend and holy sht it was beyond packed I'm surprised that the fire department didn't shut this place down.\nThankfully we had reserved a table and purchased bottle service everything about the bottle service was fine up until all decided to go downstairs and dance, did I mention how crowded it was.  As we were walking downstairs I was pushed into one of guard the  A$$wipe takes me by the arm and slams me against the wall and starts pulling me thru this maze of a back room. After witnessing how they beat up on some guys I was horrified that they would do the same with me, eventually they asked the meat head that took me back there what i had done and the he said I had given him lip and pushed him, really??? it was an accident I didn't push you I said, after apologizing for something that I didn't do they let me return to the party. I got my stuff and LEFT I was not going to spend any more time there. \nThe next day I woke up with bruises on my arms and on my legs. I would not recommend this place to anyone it's not worth it this place is way too crowded. I was told that they also took the person who was walking behind me and that they punched him twice. \nThe only reason why I didn't call the cops was because I didn't want to be the one to ruin the party.
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Case: About a week ago, my father and I swung in this store, as he was having some difficulties with his phone. Initially, we had come to this shopping center to go in the Verizon store that is just a few suites down in the same building, but Radio Shack opened up first, so we decided to go in there and see if they could help us with the phone issues.\n\nI admit, this was the first time I had been in a Radio Shack in several years, but I did not know what full to expect. Fortunately, the experience was a fast, pleasant one, and we were in and out in only about 15 minutes or so.\n\nUpon entering, the store staff immediately greeted us, and my father began telling them about the phone issues. Tyler, the young man working behind the counter, immediately went to work, helping us out, demonstrating a strong knowledge of the products. He recommended the possibility of returning the phone to the manufacturer, which would have been an ideal long term solution for replacement, but my father is an airline pilot and had to catch a flight out in a few mere hours. We needed a quick fix.\n\nIn no time at all, Tyler had all of the phone contacts/data/etc. transferred onto another phone, and was even able to recommend an additional product that restores a full charge to a phone that has gone dead. The staff in the store were very pleasant, friendly people, that clearly knew their trade and got us exactly what we were looking for, in no time flat.\n\nIf I have any further issues with phones or electronics, this will definitely be the first place that I come back to. Highly recommended store.
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I have a low threshold for pain, and my first time Brazilian (almost) was actually not that bad at all. Amanda was great and calming. Definitely am expert in her field...fast, efficient, almost limited pain compared to my previous bikini wax. Got a goody bag for being a first time customer. Extremely friendly and helpful. I drove several hours and would definitely do it again, just to get another Brazilian wax here!!!