Example: When you reserve a nonsmoking room it seems reasonable to me that when you arrive in your room that it would not smell like an ash tray. Not so with Extended Stay Deluxe. After a long afternoon of flight delays I arrived late in the evening to be greeted with a very smoky smelly room. \n\nThe hotel staff rattled off the canned apology but basically offered take it or leave it. \n\nThe room itself is very tired with stains on the carpet and sofa. It has been ridden hard and put up wet. There were(are) hairs left in the sink from a previous guest. How special. \n\nI will say the room is very large and well designed. It would be a good place for an extended stay. My choice was purely for price. It was the closest, cheapest room to my event.
Class: acoupa


Example: I must say I enjoyed my experience at this place. The theme is very elegant and the service was efficient. I personally ordered the chicken salad which was braised chicken and a creamy in house dressing made with cheese which was delicious.\n\nThey offer a cool variety of drinks. A bit pricey but worth it in the end. We had ended on a high note and tried the absinthe which was served the real way with the sugar and ice. Do not have more than a couple that is for sure. \n\nOverall great place cannot wait to visit it again soon!
Class: inexecutable


Example: As far as Nepalese places go in Madison, Dobhan is not the place to visit. Stick to Himal Chuli on State Street.\n\nI came here for dinner on a Sunday night. To start, the service was friendly, but slow and inattentive. I had to flag down a waiter to get me a table, and then do a lot more flagging to place my order and to pay my bill.\n\nI started out with an order of samosas, which were solid and respectable. I wanted some veg. potstickers or momos, but they don't offer vegan versions (or even vegetarian versions) which was surprising. I'm guessing that they use some kind of frozen pre-made kind, which is why they don't offer any variety of fillings.\n\nFor my main course I had the veggie burger ($8), mostly because none of their Nepalese dishes looked appealing at the prices they were charging ($14 for a seitan curry?). The burger was terrible. The patty had no flavor and was under-salted; the bun was an awful white flour spongy piece of garbage and the lettuce and tomato were like eating plastic. The tomato was particularly brutal: it was pink in color, mealy and devoid of any flavor, the way that cafeteria salad ingredients tend to be. Which is basically how Dobhan is sourcing its ingredients I imagine (let me guess: their food service provider is Sodexho or Aramark).\n\nIn the end, Dobhan is imminently avoidable.
Class: acoupa


Example: Gave Wendy's a 2nd try today after an underwhelming first visit.  Was disappointed to find out they no longer have the Baconator and seemingly have replaced it with a Salted Fish and Dry Scallops Fried Rice dish.   Odd choice.\n\nOf course I kid.  But this was my 2nd visit and I must say I was completely underwhelmed the first time having ordered the Seafood Chow Fun.   I found the taste to be fairly bland which was about the last thing I expected.\n\nIt took me a while to return but this time I went with a Wonton with Egg Noodle Soup (because nothing is more comforting in 102 degree weather than a steaming hot bowl of soup).   When I made the take-out call the woman pressured me heavily (by asking \""Do you want Duck with that?\"") to get added Duck to the soup.   A few minutes later and I was on my way.\n\nRedemption complete Wendy's!   I love that for my take out order they separated the broth from the noodles/wontons/duck.   I rarely order soups like this take-out so I dont know if it's the norm, but I loved the option of constructing the soup myself.  It makes me feel like a Top Chef Master.  The star of the soup to me was the duck.  I'm a big fan of duck so it doesn't take much to please me other than simply providing the duck to begin with, but there were several nice pieces and the flavor was extraordinary.   I thought the noodles and wontons were fine, but had I not gotten the duck it probably would have kept the meal at a 3 star level so I was glad she asked me if I wanted it.   \n\nOverall Wendy's sits at about a 3.5 for me, but I'm rounding up because the service was pleasant and the prices are fair.
Class: inexecutable


Example: Not a good experience at Table Ten. My wife and I got seated back in a corner which is fine, but the hostess pulled out the chairs trying to sit us on the side facing the wall. We should've known then to run the other way. Our server had a helper working with her on this evening. We rarely ever saw either of them. Except when they were attending to a larger table next to us. And even then they wouldn't ask how things were. I asked for a recommendation and she said hands down the suckling pig. Was some of the driest flavorless pork I've ever eaten. I'm not a fan of adding salt or pepper to anything, especially when at a restaurant of this caliber. But it was needed just to try and get some flavor out of it. And you would think taking a half eaten plate away would prompt one to ask of the meal was satisfactory. Nothing! Not even when she brought the check did she ask if we enjoyed our meal. If you're in Vegas I suggest you choose one of the other fabulous choices in town.
Class: acoupa


Example: I have been to Amelie's twice, both times in the middle of the night. Even at all hours of the morning the staff was very friendly and helpful with suggestions. The decor is absolutely adorable. The mismatched plates do nothing but add to the ambiance.\n\nThe deserts are beautiful for sure. They are pretty good, but I didn't quite do my \""Happy Food Dance\"" from anything that I tried. I will continue to stop by if I'm in the area and enjoy my selections, but I don't know if I'd make the trip out to the neighborhood just to go there.
Class: inexecutable


Example: I booked a couples' massage package for the hubby and I to celebrate our anniversary.  Started out with an hour long massage in what was really two separate rooms- they simply opened up the pocket door separating the two.  Both of us really enjoyed our massage, and at the end, we slipped on robes and ducked into the private whirlpool room attached to one side of the massage room.  Waiting there for us was a large jacuzzi filled with salts and bubbles, candles and sparkling grape juice.  With the package you get a half-hour in the tub, it's a great way to end a massage!
Class: inexecutable


Example: Upon arriving one late afternoon with fireman friend in tow, we grabbed a bite from the limited but decent menu, drinks flowing to compensate for the B team dancers (or are they called entertainers?), the waitress was cute, funny & service was great.  Then all hell broke loose, the place started to get crowded & I needed to excuse myself to the Ladies room...well leave it to my friend to FINALLY find a cute chick for a lap dance!  While he's distracted by boobies, some asshole takes my chair!, I politely explain that I would like my seat back, he refuses, I plead not wanting to interupt my friends' dry hump session, his response-no...I calmly walk over to my table, pick up my drink & slowly poor it on his head...he is not amused, here comes management, I explain the situation & am informed that my actions were not appropriate, again, I just wanted my chair back, next thing I know some 'wanna be a cop/ UFC reject' bouncer is going off on me saying that \""if you were my woman...\"" & that I was 86ed....like it was going to devistate me!, I started laughing, he didn't think it was funny and told me to 'shut up ya fat cow', understand, this guy is 5' of ugly sterioded goo & I'm not the trophy wife I once was, but paaallllleeeeeezzeee, I'm in there to spend money not make it, I snapped, before I knew it, my fist landed right in his semi toothed mouth!,  I was cuffed & escorted outside to wait for Metro, chubby dissappeared & one of the other bouncers came to congratulate & release me...*note -the fireman was upset for the abbrupt departure because his lap dancer was 'going to give him her phone #'    uh, yeh, right buddy
Class: acoupa
Classify the following: This restaurant doesn't even deserve one star!! We went to have a meal before the movie and decided to try Cafe Pino. The endive salad was terrible, no taste, and overpriced! We told the waiter that we did not like it at all and he started to argue with us! He said that the other table just had four of those salads and THEY LOVED IT!! Very arrogant. I think he must have been related to the owner, otherwise, I think he would be fired by now. All the waiters walk around looking so miserable, no one smiling, just rushing around. No one came to our table to provide additional ice tea. Overall, the service stinks and the prices are inflated for what you get.