Example: What we ate and drank:\n\n- Endive with oranges, almonds, and goat cheese - a great, refreshing first bite. Light on the goat cheese, lots of oranges, awesome flavor. \n- Fried squid with aioli - this was gone in a matter of seconds after hitting the table, and 4 friends were in a blissful, happy place. \n- White asparagus with lemon, thyme, Idiazabal cheese - asparagus was cold and crisp, but any lemon and thyme was overpowered by the cheese. Refreshing, but one of the lower impact dishes of the night.\n- Veal cheeks with morels and olive oil potato puree - rich and heavenly. \n- Pork and foie canelones with bechamel sauce - again, simply decadent. \n- Vegetable Paella of the day - rice had nice toasty flavor, and vegetables were delicious. Tasty, but not mind-blowing.\n- Sauteed wild mushrooms with potato puree - tasty but not mind blowing.\n- Organic egg with caviar and caramelized onions - as you'd expect, runny and delicious, with grilled bread to sop it all up.\n\nPrima tempranillo to drink, which was a nice complement.  A decent value for the price of the bottle, not great. Flan for dessert was good, not exceptional.\n\nService was good - water was refilled frequently. Waitress was a tad bit pushy and her recommendations were pretty vanilla - chicken croquettes, bacon wrapped dates, sauteed spinach... do we LOOK like we're from Topeka?  Decor was lovely though, and we were seated right up against the dessert plating station for an entertaining view of the pastry cooks. Would definitely love to try more of Jaleo in the future.
Class: bifidly


Example: Happy Hour was awesome at The yard House. The Ahi Stack was great and $5!! wow!! Loads of beer...choices.. Good times!!! Great happy hour!
Class: bifidly


Example: I booked this hotel room hoping for a \""4 star experience\"" in Las Vegas. When we arrived in the room, it smelled like mold and smoke (even though it was categorized as NON smoking), the carpet was dirty, and the hotel receptionist wont move our rooms unless we paid an extra 40 dollars per night to \""upgrade\"" to a newly remodelled room. Being desperate for comfort and cleanliness, I went ahead and paid the extra 80 dollars to upgrade. I am writing this letter to communicate my disappointment to hotwire's online description of the hotel. I felt mislead and deceived from the hotel description. \nMoral: not all \""deals\"" from hotwire leads to a happy ending.\nBlah.
Class: Kuhnia


Example: FSE is tough to review because there are so many things going on. As a destination it's a bit of a dud. As a part of the Vegas experience it may be worth seeing.\n\nFirst, the crowd and establishments are a notch lower than the Strip. You might say more egalitarian. I just thought it was a little ghetto. I don't think it's for kids though I saw plenty. The same type of parents who bring their kids to see Scary Movie. That said, there are some venerable places there, including the Golden Nugget, the Golden Gate, and Binion's. The history of Vegas can't be told without talking about them. \n\nSecond, FSE is mainly about this light show they display on this roof running several blocks down Fremont. Pretty darn big but not terribly interesting. They do have a zipline however, which was interesting to watch and probably fun to ride. Costs $15 or $20 after 8 pm.\n\nThird,there are other generally interesting things to see. Some historic neon signs including the Pioneer cowboy and Aladdin's lamp from the original Aladdin Hotel. You might see a stroke in progress at Heart Attack Grill. Plus, how often do you see a million bucks in cash?  You can at Binion's. \n\nCheck it out for the experience then don't come back.
Class: Kuhnia


Example: When you enter a restaurant feeling good and you leave it feeling nauseous, then there is nothing to be said. Quote the Raven : \""Never more.\""
Class: Kuhnia


Example: What can you say about gyms? Locker rooms pretty clean, equipments readily available, classes they offer are accommodating to various schedules, convenient snack/juice bar located inside the building, etc. Finding parking during peak hours can be daunting though. Once, someone actually darted in front of me to steal the spot I was just about to take. Took one star off just for that. If there are going to be mean people going to my gym, it makes me not want to keep coming back. However, it is the closest to me and it being open 24 hours is very convenient. They don't \""get mad\"" at you if you're late on paying your dues. I've had experience at other places where they'd actually show attitude for late payments, but they're pretty chill here at LVAC. I love going to their Zumba classes. I've tried three different instructors already, and all of them were amazing at making me break a sweat. I love the juice bar also. I just order a protein shake after working out and feel energized and refreshed right away. This gym is my saving grace when I need to burn off those calories I've consumed trying out new places to eat at.
Class: bifidly
Considreing the above, classify the following: This location seems to be the redheaded stepchild of Macaroni Grills. The staff was very inattentive from hostess down to management. Underneath the table I sat at had bread crumbs, salt, and straw wrappers. The glasses and appetizer plates were filthy to the touch. The glass bottle of water that was set down on the table had several chips along the top. We sat down to eat at a very slow time for the restaurant and there were several other options of glass containers that were not chipped, broken, and cloudy. The appetizer bread had an awful texture and aftertaste. The waitress was not knowledgable about the food. She looked like a deer in the headlights anytime you asked her a question. She did, however, hit all of the steps/up-selling questions you want your servers to hit at a corporate restaurant. We were privy to overhear a loud conversation next to us by the staff lead by the manager bragging about how he just fired a girl. Thank you for being inclusive in your conversation. Overall, the attention to detail here is terrible. Down the the salt and pepper shakers being half full. I would not come back to this location. I hope this was just an off day here.