Example: Liked the theme, didn't care for the execution.  Portions were scant, prices not commensurate with value.  All three diners were disappointed.  Left still hungry.
Class: logographic


Example: A classic!! Fast, friendly service. Consistent, delicious eats. Lyonnaise potatoes have enough butter to make Paula Deen blush!!
Class: unrelievableness


Example: I'm an oyster eating fool. I don't know what took me so long to get over here, when Arvin T came up with the brilliant idea of stopping in after the Zarkana event, I think I was more excited for dinner than I was the show! \n\nWe show up around 9pm on a Saturday night and there were only a few people ahead of us in line. With only 20 seats at the bar, you're left staring in envy at the people shoveling spoons of goodness in there mouths. You get excited when someone is handed there check, oh good, they're leaving, we are next! \n\nWe are seated and are anxious to order, both of us were so hungry, we contemplated finishing the stew the guy next to us left (just kidding, well maybe) we are given a sourdough roll and some butter, oyster crackers and water. I need food, not fillers. \n\nWe start out with a Caesar Salad (this was really, really good by the way) and an order of Fresh Lump Crab app. We were like scavengers trying to find the last pieces of meat on the plate, it was so good! We then had an order of oysters of the half shell, that night it happened to be Gold Band Oysters from Louisiana. They were enormous, and I wasn't a fan. They were served with cocktail sauce and a dollop of horseradish. I'm generally a lover of smaller oysters like Kusshi and Kumamoto or Fanny Bay, I'm not holding this against them, just wasn't a fan of the taste of these oysters. \n\nThe finale....the Combo Pan Roast. Served with a side of rice, this was the table favorite. Chunks of crab meat and huge pieces of shrimp throughout the stew. The flavor was unreal. This has been haunting me for two days now. \n\nWe were already planning our meal for when we return. I want to come back for the Bouillabaisse or the Cioppino. Arvin has his pick of the Gumbo. Hopefully they'll have some better oysters.
Class: unrelievableness


Example: I really wanted to like this place since it is so close to my house, but alas, it shall not be. Ok so the ambiance and service were fine. Why only one star? Because I think that the bare minimum that a pizza place should provide is edible pizza. The pizza was simply horrible. To echo the comments of several others, they don't seem to know how to work the oven. The crust was almost raw and the whole pizza was barely warm. I was treating several relatives and was totally embarrassed about the whole thing. Hopefully, they figure out how to run the oven and can turn it around.
Class: logographic
Classify the following: This place was little more then a waste of money. I ordered one of the delicious looking Egg Benedict meals that the menu displayed so brilliantly. Do you know what freezing cold hollandaise tastes like? I do now, and let's just say it's reminiscent of postnasal drip. No offer of a refill on coffee. Waste of 40 bucks.