Text - I did not stay here.  I only gambled before and after dinner at Bazaar Meat.  So, I cannot speak to the hotel, rooms, or service.  But, what I experienced was well below average for a large Strip hotel.  As we pulled up into the circle drive, we were approached by a guy directing traffic.  He asked us what we were doing there.  When we replied we had dinner reservations, he asked when, where, and for how many.  So, we told him.  He directed us to the valet area.  At the valet area, we were again asked the same questions, in addition to the name on the reservation by the valet attendant.  Now, I lived in Vegas nearly 9 years.  I've been to casinos on many occasions during busier times when the valet was full, or only open to hotel guests.  You know what they do in those situations?  They put up a sign indicating that the valet is full.  You don't get grilled by two separate employees at two separate points about your plans for entering the property.  I have no idea how full the valet was, but there were only a half dozen cars in the circle drive when we arrived.  So, I can't explain why we got the third degree from these guys, but it was annoying.  So, we had a bad taste in our mouths for SLS before we even walked through the door.\n\nThe d\u00e9cor is dark, sleek, and modern.  Almost too dark.  They had more than one $5 table available (never a good sign for a Saturday night on the Strip).  We decided to play a little before dinner.  I have to say, the chips were really cheap looking.  Probably the cheapest I've played with in a casino.  The dealer was friendly and knowledgeable about the game, and the cocktail waitress came around often enough.  So, no issues in that regard.  There was a large bar near the gaming pit, but we didn't drink there, so I don't know if the prices are any better or worse than a typical Strip property.  \n\n As we left dinner, we mostly encountered club goers waiting in line or preparing to wait in line.  The tables in this place were not crowded, so if you are looking to gamble, SLS would have been a good choice on Saturday night.  SLS has an interesting selection of restaurants, but my first time in the casino, I was not blown away.  That being said, I wouldn't rule out a return next time I'm in town.
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Text - simple, reasonably priced, pretty clean food in a no-frills space. Heavy on the salt and oil. The husband and wife team are friendly. CASH ONLY. \n\nRating Scale:\n1 Star: Avoid the town in which this place is located just to be safe.  \n2 Star: With so many great places to choose from, why risk this one?\n3 Star: I'll try it again or consume here in a pinch.\n4 Star: I go here regularly if financially and/or calorically feasible.\n5 Star: I look forward to taking my wife or friends here.
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Text - My husband and I went here for a date night.. We were a little hesitant since the restaurant was located in a Casino. It was one of the best meals that the have ever had. The steak was very tender and seasoned just right. This is a great place to go if you appreciate a great steak! \n\nOur server could have been a little bit better, but I will for sure go back there!
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Text - It is Halloween night and we just finished a nice dinner in one of the restaurants upstairs.  We ask our very nice waitress where she would go in the Cosmopolitan to get a drink and people watch.  She tells us Vesper.\n\nWe head down to Vesper, find a seat at the Bar and have a great experience.  The bartenders were very nice and poured excellent drinks.  When we encountered a wine that had been opened a little too long, all we needed to do was let the bartender know and he replaced it with a new one immediately.  \n\nGreat service, awesome people watching.  Thank you.
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Text - Anyone who is losing their hearing but refuses to use a hearing aid will assume everyone else is deaf and speak at about 200 decibels.  And, of course, 300 decibels is required when talking on a cell phone which is perfectly acceptable in public.  Coco's, I would like you to meet my stepfather.  He will be dining with you whenever I'm involved.  Feel free to provide consistently crappy service.  Judging by my last two visits, that shouldn't be a problem.\n\nI would say the food at this location is generally decent.  And I would say the servers are generally friendly and pleasant.  Unfortunately, it will take repeated attempts to get your order right.\n\nI asked a server once if he thought he should write our order down.  He jokingly said no, then came back 5 minutes later to say he forgot what someone at our table ordered.  He did a nice sales pitch on the sweet potato fries, then brought regular fries anyway.  But, he was so personable I didn't hold it against him.  On my visit last week, four tries to get the breakfast order right.  Supposedly caused by a manager insisting on helping the wait staff by bringing out orders.  Seems more like an attempt to turn tables quicker.  I guess it backfired.\n\nEnd result...not  a bad place if you're willing to wait or eat what they bring you, rather than what you ordered.
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Text - Such a fun hotel!  I think our room here was a little bigger than when we stayed at the Bellagio.  Our room had a statue of Elvis... or a mannequin in Elvis' clothes... I can't remember if we paid more or if it was a standard room or not, but I loved it.\n\nWhat I really really like about this hotel though is the Miracle Mile Shops.  I didn't pack enough clothes... well, didn't bring a dress to go out in (I could have sworn I packed it).  RIght downstairs, I found a dress, some jeans (for later), and a purse!  LOL... I guess this could be a good thing AND a bad thing.\n\nOH... they have Earl's!  OMG... sooooo good!  Best sandwiches I've ever had in my life!\n\nOne night when I was staying at the Bellagio, I went to club XS at the Wynn... went back to Bellagio and was starving!  Unfortunately, none of the shops at my hotel were still open and quick and easy, so I crossed the street to Planet Hollywood and my beloved Earl's was open (so was Starbuck's!).  How convenient, right?\n\nThe night life here is cool too.  I liked the club Prive' when I stayed here in September, but you don't even need to go to the club to have a good time.  The lounges played great music and people were dancing there and having a great time.  I much rather would have just hung out at the lounges here than go to the overcrowded XS... \n\nAnyway... I think its a great hotel and so so so convenient.  LOVED it!
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Lao Laan Xang on Willy is a tiny little restaurant with unbelievable food.  I've never had a bad meal there -- everything I've eaten has been tasty, fresh and authentic.  My personal favorite is #33, which I believe is called Kua Curry Sai Phak (veggies and tofu in a coconut milk curry).  The flavor is incredible. The service is very friendly and the servers are usually quite knowledgeable about the dishes if you are having trouble deciding.\n\nThe only bad thing about it -- and I mean only -- is that they serve cans of soda instead of unlimited refills from the fountain. If you have a Diet Coke addiction like I do, this could be a slight problem!  Overall, though, it's among my very favorite restaurants in Madison.