Example: Have you seen these guys??   If not you are missing out!  If you are looking to dance your ass off, laugh til it hurts and be offended so much you are thinking your mom would be wondering why you arent leaving then this is the show for you!  Great night of entertainment.  One of a kind unique show you have never seen before.
Class: ridged


Example: Cool atmosphere, great tacos just small portions for the price. Their home made tortillas are great and it's nice that they don't fall apart. Their spiked fresca drinks are good too.  Fun place for lunch or happy hour.
Class: ridged


Example: Beautiful patio. Great experience until I ordered food ( luckily I was ignored the first 2 hours I was here & got my own drinks!). The nachos were tortilla chips  with a little cheese sauce, a cut up hamburger & 3 little tomato slices. The pretzels were hard as a rock & everything was ice cold. Manager apologized for the food & bought a drink for the one male in our group, ignored the two females with an empty glass sitting in front of us. Finally called the manager over, explained our issues & his exact words \""Sorry I suck at customer service\"", he then got up & walked away from out table. I will never be back!!
Class: senecionine


Example: Came here after watching a show, and the fact that dela hoya came here was a little inspiring too.  The ambiance is pretty nice, very red, nice tables, fountain inside - very modern and slick.  Once again, the hostess was nice, but the waiter was a robot.  No personality, just got the job done.\n\nI ordered the cochinita (i think it's called).  It's basically a huge chunk of pork on the bone, cooked in banana leaves.  it was really tasty and fall off the bone tender.  But obviously, this was a guy kinda dish, since there was barely anything else on the plate.  A few grains of rice, and a veggie or 2 - that's it!  it was basically just a big chunk of meat.\nHubs ordered the pork tacos, which just looked way better than what I got.  it came with all the fixin's and tortillas on the side.  I'll admit, I was jealous!  And of course I helped him eat some of it.  =)  The pork he got was super bland, though. Maybe cause he got more sides to make up for the lack of flavor...?\n\nOverall, after being wow'ed by the pretty decor, I wasn't too impressed with the food.  They served chips with salsa and flavored salt - which I kept eating all night.  The green/lime salt was my favorite.  I don't know if we'd come back - there are so many other restaurants just across the walkway that I'd rather try.
Class: senecionine


Example: Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Beer beer beer beer   Pizza pizza pizza.  Yum yum yum.  Excellent service setup and dining experience.  I would have to say that it's an easy menu and great selection.  So if like beer, good pizza, and bacon then you are good here.  Nice selection of salads and apps as well.  You'll love it.
Class: ridged


Example: Okay drinks. Bad service. They gave me drinks 25 minutes later and even gave someone (who ordered after me) their drinks before me. What the hell!? Just go to Bomboba for great service and great drinks :)! I love them there!
Class: senecionine
Considreing the above, classify the following: I saw Church Brew Works on some sort of Buzzfeed-type list which coincided nicely with a visit to Pittsburgh happening a week later, and so I decided to give it a shot.  I figured the chances of me catching fire in a deconsecrated church were much lower than in a regular church, and there was beer. Check and check.\n\nOverall?  Novel, but overrated.  Everything from the exterior of the building and the faux-billboard sign to the bar and brewing equipment in altar/sanctuary area inside the church is a bit of a head trip to see and experience, but once you get past the novelty of it all, the food and beer itself is pretty average.  A colleague I was visiting in Pittsburgh put it best by saying 'it's a place you only visit once, usually with friends from out of town'.  \n\nA group of colleagues and I visited Church Brew Works on a Wednesday at 7pm, and the beer wasn't the only thing that was hopping here (it was pretty busy).  We were seated immediately (reservation), however it took us about 20+ minutes to get the first round of drinks after we ordered them.  I don't know what took so long - perhaps he had to climb all the way up to the belfry to fetch them? Regardless, instant strike one. They have about 15 beers to choose from - 25% seasonal and 75% fixed) and you can also order sampler flights of up to 8 beers. I sampled 4 or 5, and really didn't find any of them to be very impressive.  The rotating coffee stout I ordered was pretty boring, although I did enjoy the pale ale.  Unfortunately it took me another 20 minutes to get it after ordering.  Seriously, what's the deal with a brew pub not being on top of drink orders?  Strike two.  I will say that despite the delay, our server was very friendly and helpful.  \n\nWe ordered food, and I got the bison corn dogs (yum!) and the boar jambalaya (meh).  I've never eaten either meat, and I was happy for the opportunity.  The corn dogs were breaded and cooked perfectly, and came with honey mustard and ketchup condiments.  The jambalaya was not very impressive.  Actually, it was boring. It was more of a rice dish than an actual jambalaya, which was disappointing. My friend really liked the pierogies, and all of the desserts were well-received.  I liked the bread pudding that I sampled off of someone else's plate. \n\nThe server split the check 10 ways for us without asking, so that was a nice plus. I found some of the dishes to be a bit overpriced for what they were, but perhaps you're also paying for the novelty of it all? (and maybe the heating bill for a church in late November).\n\nI recommend visiting this place for the novelty, but a place with 'Brew Works' in the name needs to have better beer for me to give it a better review.