Example: yes, as many others have noted, the produce and meat are iffy, it's often crowded and less than clean, and it's impossible to find an employee when you need one. however, the vast array of ethnic food, cheeses and beer make woodman's perfect for those of us who aren't loaded/pretentious enough to shop at whole paycheck or willy street co-op.
Class: coachmaker


Example: UPDATE: Someone (who just joined Yelp btw) sent me an extremely abusive email via Yelp re: my negative review. Whoever this person is, firstly, doesnt speak/write english properly, and secondly, makes threats that are ridiculous (I.e Tina will kick my ass if I ever went back to her cafe?!) Are you kidding me?! First of all, i will never ever go back there, unless I'm needed by the Health Dept. to testify against this establishment, and second, don't ever threaten me, especially when I'm giving my honest opinion. Have you heard of freedom of speech? Sounds like Tina has a posse, but that is all she'll ever have when she loses her business due to dubious business practices! \n\nHands down, absolutely the worst dining experience I've ever had. We only stayed because we were already there, and I had purchased a Groupon, wow what a waste. We sat down, and weren't even acknowledged for at least 10min. Then, the menus came about 20min later. So, about 30min of total wasted time. Maybe they were hoping we would read the disgustingly dirty book that was on the table on Ethiopia? It's a great idea, until you realize it's not practical at all for a restaurant. Forget that our copy was from 1964. I'm sure even Ethiopia has changed since then. \n\nMoving on to the ambiance/decor. Absolutely, disgusting and dirty. It's old, owner's kids were playing in and out of the kitchen (hello??), the kids' high chair (which was a regular high chair, not a restaurant style) was so disgusting, I had no idea what to do with my baby. \n\nFood. OMG. The amount of food you get is meager. I'm not kidding. It's a tiny little portion, probably about 3 tablespoons? It came out cold and it looked like someone had thrown it up. I had ordered the biggest plate that combined most of the foods (which by the way, there are only 15 on the menu, and they were out of 4 of them), and my husband had ordered his own plate. After we patiently waited for the food, the server (who had no idea what was going on) came out and asked us if it's ok for them to put my husband's order on my plate. What? Why? But we said \""fine\"" b/c frankly, we wanted to just leave! In any case, the amount of my food was reduced by what my husband's food took up as space, which is not much, believe me. The quality of the food was just subpar. Cold, not tasty and lacking in meat.The \""bread\"" was wet and sour, and I don't believe that's how ethiopian bread is. Some entries were beef and chicken, but you wouldn't have known it if it wasn't indicated on the menu. There were probably 2-3 TINY pieces of chicken/beef over all, I'm not kidding. (I wonder if it's b/c I told them we had a Groupon in advance, and they just gave us a tiny amount of cold food with no apparent presence of meat.) \n\nService was just horrible, and the girl (was she the owner, or maybe the owner's daughter?) who waited on us at first, had no people or service skills. The boy who came in late apparently, was out second server, and he mentioned it was his second day, so he had absolutely no idea what to do. It was so sad to watch, really. The woman was just awkward. I wondered if there was something behind the scenes (in the kitchen) we weren't aware of, that was making the people working there completely incapacited. I also thought that if this restaurant can survive, anyone can be in the restaurant business apparently. \n\nI have traveled a lot, and am open to and love other cultures (I, myself, am not American), but this was by far not a tolerable or pleasant experience in any way. Looking at their website, you would think they are a well-established and clean business  but make no mistake, they are absolutely not. I am actually surprised they are still operating, and have a license. My husband and I wondered how long they will stay open, he gave them a month (but I have no idea how long they've been open for already.) Either way, we will NEVER ever go back there and waste another dollar. Please don't waste your money.
Class: missal


Example: I've always wanted to go here it looks so cool and different. So my friend and I went today sat outside it was a while before anyone helps us and when someone did we order out drinks and he ask for my Id so I gave it to him as he bent my iD I asked him what he's doing he said its fake I said no its not I'm about to be 23 so I pull out my passport id (I carry it everywhere with me) and gave him that. And he started bending that one as well and said its fake. I'm was getting upset. And said no its not as he rudely cut me off and said \"" were strict down here\"" I said really I've been down on mill before and never had a problem. (Even when I was under age and had a fake ID.)  so we said never mind we don't want to drink as he said good because I can't serve you. So we start to order I ask for a salad no radish he said what no radish I said yes and my friend said he wanted a burger with Fry's as the guys rudely rolled his eyes and said we don't have Fry's. so we got up and left!! I'm never going back there again!!!
Class: missal


Example: The most disappointing thing about moving back to Madison has been the lack of good Mexican restaurants - try as we might, it's been a challenge to find a decent taco de asada or a solid burrito.\n\nIf you share this same frustration, do yourself a favor and head over to Guanajuato - their food is simply excellent.  Easily the best Mexican food we've had in Madison, and it would stand-up well against some of the best Mexican food from places like Austin.\n\nWe ventured into the Guanajuato at around 6:30pm on a Thursday night.  We were invited to sit wherever we'd like; there were 3-4 occupied tables - the rest of the place was wide open.  The environment was clean and quaint; we quickly found a table, and a waitress stopped by with menus, water, and a bowl of chips.\n\nWe browsed the menu, and then made our way to the salsa bar.  There are about 6 or 7 salsas at the bar, along with fresh-sliced cucumbers.  I thought the cukes were odd, but they make perfect sense - they cool you down, and they're also a great low calorie alternative to the chips.  \n\nWe chose 5 salsas to sample; each was better than the next; a few carried quite a kick, but even so, the flavor was simply amazing.  My favorite was one of the spicier offerings; I doused my burrito with it, enjoyed it with both the chips and the cukes.  \n\nWe ordered 2 tacos de asada, a pork tamale, and a steak burrito.  The food arrived within minutes, and we couldn't wait to dig-in.\n\nThe tacos were incredible - the beef was tender and flavorful.  Slightly greasy, but packed with flavor.  The soft corn tacos were also wonderful, and for $2, the value was beyond compare.  \n\nThe pork tamale got mixed reviews; slightly dry, and just a tad tasteless.  We'd probably skip it next time.\n\nThe steak burrito was MASSIVE and oh so delicious.  It needed absolutely nothing, but the salsas from the aforementioned bar added a little kick and really made the burrito experience an unforgettable one.  Oh, and did I mention it only cost $4?  The thing had to weigh 2+ pounds (without rice or beans to boot!)\n\nService was good - not stellar, but friendly and adequate.  \n\nGuanajuato = WIN\n\nService = 3 stars\nFood = 4.5 stars\nValue = 5 stars\nEnvironment = 4 stars\n\nWe'll be back in no time!  Don't let the outside fool you - this place is the real deal, with excellent food.
Class: coachmaker
Classify the following: The main Singer was awesome and funny ... the dancers were pretty and sexy... but the mid-show comedian/singer Sean Cooper was awful... maybe it was an off night... but he wasn't getting laughs so he started picking on people which made my boyfriend and I just uncomfortable... but other than that it was a decent show... I didn't feel awkward or skeezy... but was glad I had a shall forbore got chilli and I am glad I didn't have heels on because there is a lot walking at an incline to the theater ... and if you have cheap seats even more climbing ... I wouldn't waste my money to see it a second time... luckily I had discounted tickets.