Example: For black men's hair, this is not the place. Either I went to the wrong guy or something. All I asked for was a fade and to leave the top and he confirmed that he heard me and started to cut all the hair off the side. Not only that The best part is when is that he was more concerned with working the cash register than cutting my hair. I had a better cut at super cuts. I still struggle to find a barber in Phoenix that knows how to cut black hair.
Class: opisthography


Example: You want bland food? You want mediocre service? You want to feel hip and trendy even though you are a middle aged man wearing docker's slacks and penny loafers? Go to the 1130. It's the spot downtown for yuppie white collar stiffs. The food is typical of any \""hip\"" steakhouse, overdone (good luck getting a rare steak) and overpriced. This place is so caught up on image that it neglects the reason people go out to eat, the food.
Class: opisthography


Example: Overall, it was a bad experience. But if you want a story, I'll give you a story.\n\nSo I come on the weekend of EDC, a weekend event with a 100,000+ attendees. All I can say is that there were a lot of lines and a very unpleasant experience. Since check in at the hotel is after 3pm, we come at about 4:15pm to see a line that loops around the lobby and casino. After an hour in the line, I estimated that it would take another two at least based on the pace. I find out that the computers at Excalibur and MGM are down for a few days and a few more to come.. understandable, but just barely. Employees pass out free drink vouchers throughout the line to alleviate the stress. Too bad you can't get drunk off their stingy well drinks. I planned to eat at the Wynn buffet with friends at 6:30 that night, definitely not happening. Thanks. At 7:45 we get to the registration and it takes about ten minutes to get us our rooms through the computer. They upgrade our room from the cheapest room to a slightly less cheap room (a $10/night difference), how sweet of them. We rush to our rooms to find out that the room they assigned us to already had occupants as blatantly visible by the bags, clothes, and electronics left throughout the room.\n\nOkay. Are you serious, Excalibur? You just gave us access to someone's room. I could've easily stolen anything. Seriously. What the hell. \n\nI use the hotel room phone to call front desk and tell them that the room they gave us already had people in it. The woman on the phone is shocked by this, so shocked that she hangs up on me. Another strike, Excalibur. I call them again and another woman answers and apologizes and tells us to come down to the lobby. We lug our baggage across the hall, down the elevator, through the casino, and back to the lobby where a rude ass front desk woman questioned us about the validity of the pre-occupied room. She eventually gave us another room, one with a slightly dysfunctional door, but at least it was empty on the inside. At this point, I was ready to use those free drink vouchers, all forty of them. Yeah, they gave us forty free drink passes.\n\nThe maid service was kinda shady. You can hear them coming down the hall, like five doors down because they frantically yell out \""ROOM SERVICE, HELLO? ROOM SERVICE\"", an awful sound at 9am. I put do not disturb for a reason. Whether or not this may be my fault but I left my room door partially open one night and when the maid arrived the following morning, she yelled into my room \""EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THIS DOOR. IF YOU DON'T CLOSE THIS DOOR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY. EXCUSE ME!\"" And I'm like.. are... you.. serious... God gave you hands for a reason. Please do us both a favor and close the door!\n\nJust. I just. I can't.
Class: opisthography


Example: Great location, close enough to walk but far enough away to feel like you are away from the smoke and noise. Room exactly as pictured but with some wear and tear. Concierge was great. Blue Chip was fine but had delayed response when calling to ask about early check out and never responded to call about late check out.
Class: pigeonry


Example: I consider myself a connoisseur of pastries. Carlos didn't disappoint...nevermind the endless selections you have or the prices. I've gone three times in the last few weeks, and each time I get the meringue cookie, strawberry shortcake and LOBSTER TAIL. If you like flaky, crunchy, creamy, and sweet (how could you NOT) you must get a lobster tail. The cream inside this croissant like pastry is perfect, not too sweet and absolutely decadent. Customer service is great...but be ready to wait, as it's located inside the Venetian.
Class: pigeonry


Example: first time here and i was very pleased with it! the service is fantastic and the price point is right where it should be. ended up taking a date here and couldn't ask for anything more. oooo and check out the veal marsala. its fantastic!
Class: pigeonry
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There is nothing exciting about a stale corporate version of Taste of Tops. They have the same beers and are much more expensive than Taste of Tops. Guess the rent on Mill Ave is a lot more than on University a couple of blocks away.  Loud and horrendously bad music doesn't help either.  No food but you can call the local restaurants for delivery, but this is a problem because when the delivery people get there they have no idea on who ordered the food and you can't hear your phone ring so the delivery people just wander around aimlessly.. Also you have Mill Ave parking issues to deal with. They do have a lot of beers to choose from but so does Tops down the street.  My advice, save your wallet and your ears and go to Tops down the street instead.