Case: Cute stand alone on 19th Ave just above Osborn.  I've never seen the place full, but it's open for lunch and dinner and they have a catering delivery van in the parking lot. \n\nInside looks bigger than you'd expect with another dining area behind the wall and also doors leading to a patio.  Homey pictures and article cut-outs on the walls, and each table has a nice roll of thick paper towels.  You'll need 'em!  \n\nIt's Creole style BBQ they say, but it's also a typical BBQ food joint that serves much meat with a whole lot of overcooked and fried sides.  No fresh veggies or green salad to speak of.  \n\nOkay, that the place.  Here's my review - \n\nBegin:\nI tried the ribs.  Twice.\nThe meat does not fall off the bones.  \nBad, bad ribs.\nEnd review.
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Case: I had a Ramsey trifecta in thr beginning of April in Vegas, three Gordon Ramsey resturants in the week. I have been to Burgr three times at this point and can tell you that I still compare all other gourmet burger establishments to this one. Again great staff, excellent atmosphere,  and of course the burgers are the star!  If this is your first time to a Ramsey restaurant I say start here if you are in Vegas. Excellent beers on tap to quench everyones thirst!
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Case: When I was a college student at UC Irvine, my wife (then girlfriendat the time) and I loved to go to any of the 3 Wahoos locations we lived near. I always went with the Kahuna grande - a fish taco, three tasty taquitos (chicken, pork, beef or fish, my fav). Fast forward about 15 years and about 500 miles and the legit surfer grub we used to nosh on has found its way to the desert! I was so stoked when the Westside Rainbow location opened up, but to be completely honest, that location felt like any other Vegas bar and grill. The new Horizon Ridge location, however, delivers all the origibal tastes, vibe and ambience of good ol' Irvine and Newport Beach digs. For a second I felt like I was a twenty year-old in college again until my old man belly knocked my salsa over...haha its a little far for me, but I was told the GV location opens in 6 months! SWEET!
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Case: Having been a member of several gyms over the past forty years this one is by far the worst. Whilst the facilities and equipment are all very good, with the exception of the atrocious spin bikes, it's the management that's terrible - useless might be a better description. Two years ago they finally replaced the spin bikes that were constantly breaking with new ones that are even worse than the previous ones. In doing so they also cut back the total number so that quite often the room is full and people are turned away. A few weeks ago my wife could not get her spin shoe out of the clip (she's not the only one) and had to take her foot out of the shoe. I struggled to get it out and it broke. After two e-mails to the club about this she had no response at all so she left a hard copy letter which finally got a response - \""It's your shoes fault\""! Nobody even asked to look at her shoes to determine the problem. Yesterday I could not get my shoe out and it also broke. I got the same response - \""It's your shoes fault\""!\nLast year they arbitrarily and without permission started charging an \""Enhancement Fee\"" however none of us can see any enhancements whatsoever and in fact the whole club continues to deteriorate.  Have you ever heard of a business that actually charges it's customers to invest in itself? Management seems oblivious to the problems and complaints. \n\nOn the very positive side the desk staff and trainers are all wonderful which is why I gave Mountainside an extra star.
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We ate here on a recent bachelorette trip to Vegas. The reason we picked Tao was because it was so hyped and all the celebs went there. It totally and completely sucked! \nFirst thing is that we made reservations for 9:15pm and had to wait 45 minutes after our reserved time to be seated!!! That was absolutely ridiculous, to be so hungry and have to wait like that. horrible. Finally we ordered an appezitzer of ahi tuna, which we did not even get until we were seated at the table. \n\nOur tuna appetizer ended up being the best thing I ate all night. It was very good. I got the pad thai as my entree which was $30 and nothing special. You can get better pad thai in Atlanta. The martinis which were $14 were not very good or very creative they just have fancy names and taste like alcohol mixed with fruit juice. We refused to get dessert. I tried some of my friend's orange chicken and the chicken was good but the bok choy that came on the side was the worst I have ever had, and I love bok choy. I tried some other food from my other friends and it was all so blah that I can't even remember what they got. Another thing is the music downstairs is so loud you hae to shout to your fried across the table to be heard. \n\nNext we went upstairs to the club I refused to buy a drink, and givethat place any more of my money. The dance floors were too crowded, and the girls in the bathtubs, and well as in the glass looked miserable and faking it. Needless to say we left the horrible place within 30 min, and went to Tryst in the Wynn which was awesome! \n\nOn another note, Tao is the worst place in Vegas I went to and I will never go there again. Kim Kardashian is an idiot for promoting it, though I can see why she goes there because it's pretty much the only club in Vegas where all the black guys go to party.