Example: I thought about giving Paisan's just one star but decided the amazing view was worth another. I'll start by saying that there probably isn't another restaurant in Madison with such a prime, waterfront location.\n\nAnd that's a huge shame because the food here is no good. It's supposedly Italian, but less authentic (and less tasty) than Olive Garden. The dishes are so plain - why should I go out to eat to order spaghetti in tomato sauce? Sure, at a really good Italian place simple works well, but here the food really does not taste professional at all. Pizza is the easiest thing in the world to make taste amazing yet at Paison's it is so mediocre. It probably says something about the kitchen's culinary expertise that the menu boasts a ham sandwich with banana peppers as the restaurant's most famous item.\n\nI would only say go here if you must, must eat on the water downtown. Even then, I would probably rather get food at the terrace or something.
Class: blackboard


Example: As we went fleeing from Hi-Scores, we ran into one of my co-workers, who had finally gotten there after mass traffic on the 215. Well, we didn't want her to feel bad, and I wanted to hang out with her some, so we tried the next door \""property\"" to Hi-Scores, The Player's Club.\n\nIf Hi-Scores is the unnecessary sequel to Insert Coin(s), The Player's Club is the very unnecessary sequel to that. It is the \""Adventures of Lolo 3\"" of the barcades.\n\nWe were told The Player's Club was meant to be a more lounge-y, suave version of Hi-Scores, and when we walked in, it did have a very man-cave feel with cushy chairs.\n\nBut unfortunately, the problem was it was too much like Hi-Scores. The menu was exactly the same. The game area was even SMALLER, with a few foosball tables and pinball machines.\n\nThe kicker was when I ordered a Red Bull & Vodka. I swear this is what went down.\n\nME: I'll have a Red Bull & Vodka.\nSHE: Is there a certain type of vodka you want?\nME: [pleased by this] Sure, can I get Skyy?\nSHE: Okay, we'll get that started.\n[Few minutes]\nSHE: We don't have Red Bull. We have Monster though.\nME: Oh. That's fine.\n[Few more minutes]\nSHE: Um, we don't have Skyy. Would you like Grey Goose, Belvedere...\nME: Really? Uh, Grey Goose, I guess.\n\nSo my Red Bull & Skyy has turned into a Monster & Grey Goose. Fine, whatever, par for the course for the night. A few more minutes pass, and (I'm still not kidding) the dingy server brings me a shot of Grey Goose and half a lowball of Monster, no ice.\n\nI hate you. I hate you. I hate you. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP A RED BULL & VODKA???\n\nI actually had to go up to the bartender and ASK for a glass of ice. I took it back to the table, threw the shot over it, then poured the Monster on top. And when they billed me, I was billed a $7 vodka shot with a $2 Monster \""bump.\""\n\nIf they thought they had any shot of me coming back, that got \""bumped\"" right off the table.
Class: blackboard


Example: Went for the first time this week. Great service, order was taken by one of the owners who was very pleasant. I ordered the Scallops Fra Diablo. Was totally yummy, large scallops cooked perfectly, homemade sauce was delicious as well as the fresh Linguine. \n\nMy girlfriend ordered the ravioli's and they were delicious as well.\n\nCute place with cool art on the walls, will definitely come back here for authentic Italian food. Being from New York I'm super picky....and this place definitely delivered!
Class: definition


Example: You can't go wrong with bread, cheese and sauce in most places.  It's definitely not the best I've ever had, but everyone has their own preferred style of pizza.  Being from jersey, I like thin pizza with the air pockets and homemade sauce.  This is not that... But the place is clean, people are nice,  service was fast and it still asked great!
Class: definition
Classify the following: I'm very disappointed with this visit to Parma such a limited menu 1 page  with none of the regular italian favorites. When asked the server was helpful saying we can make you this or that. Not what I was looking for I just wanted a simple italian dinner. I probably won't be back unless they change the menu to include more simple italian classics