Case: Pure is not the worst place I have been to in Vegas, but surely not the best.  I wouldn't go back, unless someone paid me.  The music was the only thing that saved this club.  This past Saturday night we went to Pure.  We found a spot to chill by the bar.  It took about 45 minutes to get a drink.  Once you had to pee, you were pretty much in trouble.  You have to cross the dance floor that is packed with people and smells soooo retchid that if you didn't have to puke before the bathroom, you definitely have to now.  The crowd was interesting and diverse.  It went from some famous people, to  weird looking mumblers that lurked around, to drunk b* who think its funny to walk up to you and pull your entire dress up.  :) good times.
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Case: This location is the closest to my house. Honestly, I've never had a bad experience here. Although Starbucks is Starbucks, the employees are friendly and my drinks are always correct. Can't complain.\n\n*They have a promotion going on right now where you get a free tall hazelnut macciato until 3/31/13. Just ask bc I don't think it's advertised. Got mine today!*
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Case: When my A/C suddenly stopped working (as the temperatures were consistently hitting 100 degrees daily) I started panicking and called around to friends and family for recommendations.  My daughter located Cool Touch on Yelp and said the reviews were great.  After using them I can understand why.  Brannen came out on Saturday to take a look at my unit.  Unfortunately my A/C unit had died and the whole thing had to be replaced, this was not completely unexpected due to its age.  I told Brandon I would have to think it over.  Despite not committing to using his company he installed an A/C window unit in my bedroom so my pets and I would not suffer in the heat.  I called him on Sunday and they said they could come out the next day to replace the unit despite the fact that they had to schedule a crane to lift the A/C unit off my roof.\nBy Monday afternoon I was enjoying A/C throughout my house!  They couldn't have been more courteous, professional and helpful.  I cannot recommend them highly enough!
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Case: First day in town I visited this place and they sprayed something on my gauge cluster that won't come off. Looks like Armor All. Before even pulling out of their parking lot I noticed this problem and spoke with a manager who assured me that I was delusional and they don't take chemicals inside car, so it couldn't even have been an accidental spray. Complete snakes and rats of a management team. Take your car here as a last result, but you will do so at a risk.
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Case: Horrific.  One of the worst buffets I have ever had.  It's like going to a hometown buffet.  Some of the worst food in Vegas.
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Case: Super greasy pizza is not my thing.  That perfect, just-the-right-amount-of- grease, well THAT is an entirely different story!  LOL! \n\nLuckily, that is what Spinatos is....just the right amount of grease and Chicago Style Pizza!  Their Fresh \""Signature\"" Spinach pizza is something that gives you CRAVINGS- even if you are not hormonal.  Honestly, if you like roasted garlic, you will LOVE this pizza.  They have another spinach one that everyone at our office went ga-ga over, but to me, the Fresh Signature Spinach is even more spectacular. \n\nYummy salads (HUGE portions- even the individual ones are enough for several people).  Good service- mostly friendly staff (the one unhappy older blond lady hasn't been there for awhile, so I am hopeful that the sole grump who worked there is gone!)  \n\nGood prices.  We like to order a pizza with half grown-up-ish, and half cheese (the kids like their traditional thin crust better than the kid's portion individual cheese pizza's which are a thicker crust).  Many pizza places charge you for the more expensive half, but Spinatos charges you the middle price (between the expensive and inexpensive halves).  Little things like this make you feel appreciated and not taken advantage of.  And it is just a plain ol' fair thing to do.  \n\nSo if you like Chicago Style Pizza (what on earth is the difference between Chicago and New York style anyway?), then you will really like Spinatos.  \n\nHappy eating!\n\nWarmly,\n\nKirin :)
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Case: Love this place. Keith said that if I buy 15 juices, he would do a lap around the complex in his undies. And he did! Try it out.
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Case: So this was a very bad experience for my husband and I. We came in and it was empty, dark and gloomy feeling. The waitress placed us at a table in the dark! I could barely see my food! All that aside, its a bit pricey. We asked if the 20 something worth had a good decent amount of meat, she said its quite a lot. She brought out the meat and it had only 4 pieces. The rice was really soggy. The table was real sticky. I was just expecting way more out of this place i guess. I think it could of been better if they just clean it up a little bit more, make sure that they give more meet if we are paying 20+... i know meat isn't cheap but wow 4 sorry pieces.. sad sad sad. \n\nOverall i mean, the people seemed nice but it just was not a good experience overall. Hope they can make some adjustments to make it better. It has potential.
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Classify the following: Your black bean burger is incredible!  It's gotta kick but I love it!