Case: As with another reviewer has listed with their stay that was about a month prior to mine I too was robbed while staying at this hotel.  The hotel has also stated that this was my fault stating that the room door didn't close properly.  I also requested a report of their \""findings\"" only to be told they cannot provide me with anything outside of the statement that I made to Risk Management.  I asked for potential hallway cameras and I was told that there were none.  I will also mention that the evening before we were awaken by someone in the room who claimed to be housekeepting at 2:30 in the morning.  We immediately left and found another hotel to finish out our Vegas stay.  Do NOT trust this hotel.  It is not safe and honestly the staff really didn't care.\n\nMy husband and I have been to Vegas many many times and have stayed at many hotels between the two of us.  Never before have I ever had anything like this occur.\n\nI did stay in the Monoco Towers of upgraded rooms and they were barely 21st century and from the sounds of the Risk Management group the doors do not work properly.
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Case: Brace yourself, this is long - but you will want to know this if you are thinking about bringing your child(ren) here.\n\nFirst visit three weeks ago was actually enjoyable.\nYes, the place is dated.\nYes, the party and eating area are pretty much trashed from the part-goers and other visitors.\nYes, half the token games either do not work at all or randomly decide to eat tokens.\n\nThat being said, my son (aged 6 years old), enjoyed the rides and the playground area. That was the focus of our first visit. It was crowded, but my son was able to do all the rides (at least once) during our visit. If the rides were not directly manned, an individual ran up quickly to run the ride for the waiting people.\n\nSo why the two stars?\n\nTonight's visit.\nOnce again, the party area and eating area were a disaster.\nGames still not working or eating tokens.\nAnd almost a twenty minute wait for the amusement rides, with the few attendants present running off even with a line present and leaving people standing there.\nThe manager was far from apologetic about the frustrating situation, and it honestly killed the entire experience to have to explain to my 6 year old multiple times through the night that he could not do the rides since NO employees were present on the floor.\n\nI highly doubt we will return, and it is a shame because the idea behind having a different indoor spot to take him to during the coming summer months would have been awesome.
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Case: Excellent pizza and submarine! I highly recommend their Calzone Special pizza or Steak+ submarine, prepared on order with fresh ingredients.\nThe place is very small and cafeteria-style, best to order or use their free delivery for groups. Perfect for quick lunch when you need your Italian fix.
Classification: pathological


Case: Just got back from lunch at Switch and I am SUPER happy I decided to go here for my birthday lunch. I had the special that was going on, veggie ravioli, for only $7.95. I would definitely come back for this meal again. It was delicious! The flavor was so good and the meal didn't \""weigh\"" me down like some ravioli dishes. It was light and completely satisfying.\n\nTo my surprise my lovely boyfriend phoned in and ordered me a white sangria. It was AMAZING! I would for sure recommend this. Try it, you won't be disappointed!\n\nAnother great surprise was that they brought me out a delicious chocolate chip cookie bake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a candle on top with a pair of Happy Birthday glasses and napkin. The desert was to die for!!! I unfortunately couldn't eat the whole thing but I did my best. Thank you Switch for making my solo birthday lunch outing a very memorable experience!!!
Classification: pathological


Case: Highway robbery! Goodness this place is expensive! \n\nI'm used to plenty of grocery store options in Downtown Chicago and prices not much different away from Downtown. What's up with this place?\n\nI had to walk here to buy an array of fruits for an office I was contracting at. Almost $3 per apple! Not even organic. That's just bad business.
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Case: Great wings... WAY better than BWW and cheaper too.  Very small place so be prepared to share a table or get it to go.
Classification: pathological
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My wife went on a bus tour which stopped here for lunch and I thought it was a joke when we pulled in, but we figured we could give the buffet a shot.  While waiting in line we noticed two things: 1 was that the buffet was normally $7 and that today happened to be asian theme day.  I got the orange chicken, pot stickers, and pork fried rice...and took one bite from each..and about died from an overdose of sodium.  Overall the food was so salty and mushy it was unedible.  My wife opted to give the salad bar a shot, which was fine till she tried the carrot stick which was mushy on the outside but still frozen rock hard on the inside.  We decided dessert was probably the safest thing to try, so we grabbed a pecan pie, and a brownie...how bad can that be right...Well the pecan pie resembled the carrot, extremely mushy on the outside and frozen solid on the inside.  The brownie was edible, but not by much.  After lunch we still had over an hour to kill at the casino, so my wife and i dropped $5 each into the penny slots and  played for as long as we could while being overwhelmed by cigarette smoke.  We ended up just waiting outside for the last half hour.