Example: Weak. Totally overpriced and lame. \n\nWe ended up with a $100 giftcard to the whole CRYSTALS shopping center, which was pretty much dead when we came to the Vdara hotel for a couple of weekdays. Maybe they thought I'd buy a $3000 watch if they gave me $100, but of course that's a bunch of bullcrap so I was going to get a meal or two out of that $100. This is one of the only places in the complex for a regular lunch, so there we went. \n\nI had high hopes since we went to Spago (didn't mean to go to multiple Wolfgang Puck restaurants) the previous night and loved it. However, for the price the food here was weak and forgettable. \n\nI got veal ravioli with mushrooms. Lots of mushrooms. The weird fungi looking kind that don't really taste like anything. This was pretty much the focal point of the dish, because nothing else really stood out. The sauce was pretty bland and the veal didn't taste like much of anything. The portion was good but for $20+ I was really glad I had a gift card. Don't get me wrong, for $10 per plate I still would have thought it was weak, but for about $70 total after tip I was just mad out of principle. \n\nScampi appetizer was also kind of weak. Just lots of butter. \n\nJust kind of a weird experience. Supposedly in this really upscale complex being served expensive food but it tasted more like something from a chain.  Lots of tourists at the other tables (sometimes not knowing what or how to order, being foreign tourists..) because there's just nowhere else to eat. What a weird scene! \n\nAlso service was slow. We got there right when it was opening at 11, so we could use up our giftcard before driving back to Fresno. And this would hold us over til we got home too. But the slow service was whack. We were one of the first people in and people who showed up much later than us were eating before we got our dishes. Lame!
Class: kookaburra


Example: Great place in Central Phoenix to go for a cupcake or cookie........just wish they had coffee.
Class: inference


Example: I tried this place because I like Guinness beer and Irish fare bar food and it's close to the house.  I probably will not return though.  The food was OK, nothing to really get excited about.  My wife had the fish and chips but it was over cooked and rubbery but my burger was good.  The waitress did take the fish order off the check which was nice of her but because the food isn't reliably good, we would simply prefer to go to another pub (the one in Glendale) for our Irish food fix.
Class: kookaburra


Example: Great burger and fries like usual!\n\nLove the fact that they are gluten-free friendly.\n\nI had a concern when I received a large fries for $4.99 that was the same size as the regular for $2.99 but they were friendly and will resolve this for me!
Class: inference


Example: The worst company ever!!! Don't use them they just want your money and they don't do anything....
Class: kookaburra


Example: Love is my favorite Cirque show thus far.\n\nIt's not as acrobatic as the rest that I've seen; it's much more romantic, with an eclectic range of dancers moving in sensual rhythm to Beatles music.  But it's not just Beatles music; it's amazingly remixed, melded, and reconfigured Beatles music.  What they achieved with the music was stand-alone impressive.\n\nThere are so many aspects of this show that are mind blowing, and it all happens in three dimensions.  The show on the floor is not the same as the show in the air.  But I promise it's all engaging.\n\nYes, it's expensive.  But go feel the experience; it's really a once-in-a-lifetime-type fantasy, Beatles fan or not.
Class: inference


Example: These sandwiches are like little pieces of heaven to me...how could a sandwich taste so amazing?? I still don't understand. I had a couple months between my first and second visit, so I had some time to doubt their deliciousness. I thought, maybe I was just really hungry that last time I went.\n\nWent back this a.m, took a bite of my Holiday Turkey sandwich - nearly cried from being overjoyed. That's how good they are. Also tried my bf's chipotle chicken avocado: the chicken is unbelievably tender and that chipotle sauce - mmmmm!\n\nThe place always looks crowded when you walk by, but we've never had a problem finding seats.
Class: inference


Example: Last three visits were totally unsatisfactory. I will not be back. Wrong sandwich took two additional visits to get a decent sandwich. That means customer before me got wrong sandwich too! No communication at all! Next time, there weren't enough ingredients on my footlong to even make a decent half sandwich. No communication. Last visit same with ingredients, Ordered a Club. Girl had no idea what I was talking about. Took two other girls to finally figure out what I wanted. It's plainly listed on the menu! After saying \""Club\"" 5 times, I kept getting a blank stare. Tried to describe it and was met with another blank stare. Tried to point it out on the menu, another blank stare. She finally asked another girl and was told what I wanted.  Again, short on ingredients. No communication. Train your employees about your products and how to assemble them to maintain consistency. Put somebody in the store that can communicate in English to offer decent customer interaction with us English speaking Americans. Again, I will not go back to this location. I will go across the street to Harris Teeter or to Li's Banh Mi and get a much better sandwich.
Class: kookaburra
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The Yelp reviews here are way, WAY off. They have gone through a change in management and name, although the signage on the outside still says Greek Grill. \n\nMy husband and I were hoping for some authentic Turkish food since it's impossible to find in the valley. Instead, we got flat-out terrible food. My husband got lamb kafta that was pulled straight from the freezer. I got a vegetarian plate that had an inedible spinach pie. It tasted very old and dried out. The stuffed grape leaves were ok, but even the canned ones from Trader Joe's taste better. The falafel was absolutely the worst falafel that my husband and I have ever tasted. There were no visible spices or onions in the patty. So horribly bland other than the taste of old oil. My husband's Turkish coffee was nothing like we had in Turkey. It wasn't bad, but it was more like chai than the dark tar that is turkish coffee. We usually like to try baklava at Mediterranean restaurants in hopes of finding something close to what we had in Turkey, but we didn't want to risk further disappointment.\n\nThe service was friendly though, and that's the only thing keeping me from giving them one star.