Case: Our friends that we met in Vegas said Koi was Mikuni's quality.  If you are from the Sacramento area and are a fan of sushi, then I am sure you know about Mikuni's and how excellent Mikuni's is.  Well, granted our friends moved away from Roseville over 5 years ago and I guess they forgot just how good Mikuni's was.  We opted not to Yelp Koi, our mistake and just take our friends word.  I will say we sat in the Fountain Room, over looks the fountain light show at Bellagio, it was beautiful the first couple times of checking it out, then you kind of forget about what's going on outside because at this point, you are working on not dying from hypothermia.  \n\nOK, enough about that, we ordered up a bunch of different overpriced sushi rolls and unfortunately not one of them was memorable.  Our tab was $180 bucks for four of us and we did have a bottle of wine.  One would think with a price tab like that you would probably be leaving the place full and quite satisfied.  well that didn't happen and the reason is, the rolls are small, pretty simple really and nothing over the top like the rest of Vegas.\n\nI suppose for a couple hundred more we could have walked away full, but it is hard to pay that much money for mediocre sushi rolls.\n\nBut don't fear, Pinks hotdogs is just down stairs and their Polish dog finished off the job.\n\nFriends, if you go to Vegas, let the reviewers help you decide on where to go.  After our friends left to go home to CO, we went to a great place, 4 stars in Yelp, called Eggs and I.  I would give it a solid 4 as well and we went to a great place for lunch, 4 stars again in Yelp, called Hot n' Juicy Crawfish.  I would actually rate this one a 5 and will in just a moment.
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Case: Not all Targets are created equal. I find that even though one place might have a certain item on clearance for one price will not guarantee you the same price at another. Although this location tends to cost a little more on these specials, I appreciate the army of cashiers they have on hand at all times. The wait for any given line is never more than five minutes and allows me to continue on to my next task. The newness and cleanliness also entice me to go in and when I have excess time, I am never hesitant to go browsing around the toys and Lego section. \n\nAnother thing worth mentioning is the helpfulness of the staff. Whenever I needed to be pointed in the right direction, they helped without hesitation and did not act like I was bothering them.
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Case: I ate so much here I hurt myself. I also forgot what I ordered (besides a few al pastor 'cos), so I can't really go into too much detail here, but what I do know is that what I had was pretty darn delicious. My bud and I grabbed 5 tacos, 4 special 'cos with extra toppings and two drinks, with our will coming out to around $20. There are some die-hards out there who refuse to pay more than $1 for a street taco, but I'm not that guy and think that 2 hungry (tipsy) dudes who can eat themselves sick for around $10 is a darn good deal. Parking is a b*tch here, but there's this amazing attendant who will walk you through squeezing in and out of a spot. If you're looking for some delicious cheap eats downtown, make the trip here! \n\nWarning: you might be mesmerized by the al pastor spit. Mmmm spit...
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Case: Um, this place sucks.\n\nIt gets two stars only because it's close to the Strip (though beware the effing taxi bandits that will try to take a circuitous route and screw you out of double what the ride to your hotel should cost).\n\nThe decor is hideous and outdated and the food options are disgusting. Subway was the best out of many crappy options and it was SEVEN DOLLARS for a 6\"" tuna sandwich!!! WTF?\n\nI want to kick this airport in the shins.
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Case: The worst experience ever. Tiffany was our server and she was not very responsive. We ordered the spinach artichoke dip and it was the worst ever not only that but they didn't give us enough chips in the server build them all over the table then when we asked for some more she didn't even get it started helping other tables. That was one of the worst experiences ever I can't speak on the other food because we didn't stick around to try. There are other options around the area and I suggest you eat  there before eating at this place
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Case: After quotes from 20 different companies I happened to come across this one, I couldn't believe the difference, I was able to upgrade what I wanted to a much better product and still had a budget left over for window tint too. Install was very fast and very professional, give them a call before you waste your time and money elsewhere, you'll thank me when you do
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I give it one star for being able to cut in line because I was a cute girl alone. Which was so freakin ridiculous to just let certain people in and not others. Lines are for posers, let's me honest. The only way I would stand in a line is if the booze was free.\nI give it negative 1,000 stars because I got pushed about 10 times. I couldn't even get a drink because the bartenders apparently couldn't multi task. No one came up to talk to me. ( I'll leave that to the overall bad flavor I get from OTS). So I stayed until the girls potty line wasn't 10 miles long and ran for my life.