Example: I stayed here a couple of months ago for a work trip.  NASCAR was in town so there were no other hotels available.  I knew nothing about this place.  I arrived into town and drove around looking for the building.  Couldn't find it.  Finally I see a sign for the hotel at a truck stop.  Oh wait, the truck stop is the hotel.  Everything about this place was grimy.  You know those nasty hotels you see in movies where people are getting killed and chopped up, this was it.  Everything in my room was nasty.  No TV, no clock, no lock.  Everything had a stain on it.  I considered sleeping in my car the first night, but I ended up sleeping in all my clothes and a large winter coat.  The room above me I heard a fight and a possible murder.  My car parked three feet from my room had the plates stolen from it.  The casino was dank and depressing.  The buffalo burger I had there was actually pretty good.  If you can avoid it, do.  Sleep in your car or gamble, drink, and snort coke all night.
Class: redemolish


Example: Great food and service at this Montreal treasure! Located in old Montreal, this spot had a vast menu and provides a great dining experience from start to finish.
Class: Toryism


Example: Unless you have a table to chill at, don' t come here. This place is whack.\n\nBasically, unless you have a place to chill at and sit down, people are just walking around in the places you're supposed to dance or whatnot.\n\nI don't think they try to control the male to female ratio, which is an important thing to do so it's not a sausage festival.\n\nThe music isn't as good as other places.\nDJ AM probably does not DJ here.\n\nOn a side note, I lost my eyeglasses here and my friend lost her cell phone. We looked for it for a really long time. Eventually we just said F it and danced for a while. Then we searched again until close (~4AM) but couldn't find either. This killed the night, and also made me more mad about how LAX is.\n\nPeople need to dance and not walk around.\n\nI'll have to admit that the place is really nice.\nIt takes a while to actually get to the main area. Lots of walking to get there.\nThe line to get in might be long (just like any other Vegas club) but I don't think it's worth it here.\n\nThis place is awful. Spend your money at the blackjack tables instead.\n\nStick to the bigger hitters like Pure, Tao, Jet, etc.
Class: redemolish


Example: For the first time in the history of my eating career, my appetite literally hit a wall and was in the state of FOOD COMA.  my limbs and mind became numb.  *_*\n\nAYCE sushi can both be your best friend and worst enemy.  wowza! If I slipped one more sushi in me, they would have to carry me out on a stretcher.\n\nThe selection and quality here is just superb.  I'm not going to hit every single thing we got, but some things that made this place worth your time and money were how efficient the ordering was and freshness of the food.  My recommendation is to pace yourself and not over indulge.  \n\nGet the spicy seafood mix! outstanding! its got a nice balance of flavors and various raw fish! you will get your bang for the buck right hurrrr! \n\nProbably expect a wait during dinner time, service was excellent, the space was somewhat compact but manageable.  I would most definitely come back for Round 2 and get my vengeance! \n\nSushi - 1, Man - 0
Class: Toryism
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$13, and No Rain ReWashes... (even within a few hours)\nAfter spending 9.99 for a wash, and $3 tip, it rained within five hours of getting my car washed. I went back the next morning at 10 am.  I drove up, and asked for the rewash- the 2.99 would suffice-I wanted to get the spots off. I showed the gentleman my receipt. The service person's response was very rude stating, \""We don't do rewashes here. Plus, what are you complaining about. You bought a six-pack for $40, just use one of your coupon tickets or go somewhere else.\""  I wrote the company explaining that their website clearly states a 48 hour clean car guarantee. After getting -0- responses from 2 emails and a phone call,  I won't be going back here again. Too bad, prior to this experience I was a frequent user. But, for a $10 wash, I would expect the company to honor their own policy. Go somewhere else, at least during monsoon season.\n\nUpdate: I did get a response after posting a yelp. The bottom line, is this company is too cheap to offer a $2.99 rewash for any reason whatsoever. Unbelievable that this is the company policy for their \""Express Wash Locations\"".  Not that I saw that policy stated anywhere on the website or at the carwash.  Also amazing is their employee's rude behavior wasn't addressed at all. If I could change this rating to -0- stars I would. Here is \""top management's\"" email. Yes, this was an outstanding managerial response. But hey! It's industry standard, so it's justified, right?\n Nor would they refund the 5 pack I had purchased, since I no longer wanted to patronize an establishment grossly lacking in ethics.\n\ncopy of email:\n\n\""Thank you for the email regarding your visit on Friday.  Sorry for the delay in response, with the 4th of July weekend our offices were closed.  The express washes do not come with a rain check only our full service washes this in an industry standard.  Sorry for the misunderstanding. Cobblestone does not do refunds on pre-paid wash books.  I will follow up with the management team at that location to insure they are following Cobblestones customer service policy.\""\n \nBest regards,\n \nJason Dyer\nOperations Manager