Example: Low key spot with a stark interior and not a lot of chatty convo but the massage was all i was here for.  The guy I got probably spoke five total words to me and I wasn't quite sure what to do, but damn it was a good massage and a great deal to boot!\n\nDefinitely will be back here!
Class: scatteringly


Example: Really not much here to say. The location overlooking the strip is amazing. City center and Bellaggio's fountains are across the street. The food and drinks are mediocre. But the food is overpriced and the drinks are wayyyyy overpriced. Seriously, $11 for a margarita served in a plastic cup and a $9 beer. Stay clear. Go to the lounge in Cosmopolitan for similar prices. \n\nExc - View\nGood - None\nAve -Food\nPoor -WAYYY overpriced\n\nWOULD I GO BACK? No.
Class: undoctrined


Example: Meg was kind enough to work me in this past week when I was hurting so badly in my back, neck, and head from Crohns Disease and Arthritis/Fibromyagia.  She worked on me at a reduced price Groupon after I called and spoke with her.  Meg did such a wonderful job that I felt 100 % better afterward.  I have never been to her before but I can tell you that I hope next time I need help that I can go back to her because she was remarkable.  This was the best massage I have ever had and I have had many in my lifetime.  Thanks to Meg for working me in and helping me when I was desperate.\n\nNew Client,\nSusie Cooper
Class: scatteringly


Example: About one year ago, I stayed here and my room was broken into and robbed. Not only my room but 3 other rooms on my floor.\nThe head of security was very nice and seemed upset that they got through 4 rooms before being stopped. \n\nHowever, the front desk was very mean. Telling us they didn't have another room for us to go to yet, making us wait upwards of an hour in the wee hours of the morning when I just wanted to sleep and forget about all of it until the morning. \n\nSo I called the person who is in charge of \""making things right\"" who insisted Excalibur is at no wrong doing. She offered us a stay in a standard room. I told them, I have been coming there as a kid with my family now coming as an adult. I don't want to stay in the standard room again, I am traumatized. They said no, standard room or nothing. I thought a suite would really say, please let's keep a good thing going here. And an upgraded room would say, we're sorry, we can't put you in a suite, but we care about you. But no they gave us the same standard room that got broken into. Which by the way is not worth it, spend $20 and get the upgrade..\n\nSo I'm going back to Vegas and I am not going to take them up on the standard room. I won't list the hotel name, but there is one, two even three hotels on the strip with comparable prices. I think I'm going to roll the dice, because no experience can be as bad as this one.  \n\nIt's a shame they don't value my business.
Class: undoctrined
Considreing the above, classify the following: The food was awful. The service was just as bad. I would never, ever go back there. Waste of money.