Case: We went all Asian on the night at La B\u00eatise. We chose to go on $1 oyster Monday, and bought the tasting menu coupon on one of the deal sites. In the end we paid around $50 per person for drinks, dozen of oysters and a crazy amount of food. We were almost too full to move at the end of the night.\n\nFor the oysters, we got Raspberry Point for the night. It was really delicious and if we didn't have the tasting menu coming, we might have just sat there and go through dozens of oysters.\n\nThe cocktails were not strong, but very tasty. And the nice presentation just lifted our spirits.\n\nThe food at La B\u00eatise is Asian fusion. My favorites out of the tasting menu are definitely the crab bites and salmon tartare.\n\nThe crab bites combined a whole bunch of ingredients in one bite and is just a burst of flavor in the mouth. For the salmon tartare, it has avocado and sauce in the bottom to enhance the experience.\n\nI was really looking forward to the General Tao poutine. But when we got to that point, everyone was simply too full to enjoy the taste...
Classification: tartago


Case: Black Friday Eve 6pm Thanksgiving Day!  The line to get in was wrapped around back of store.  They were passing out maps, cliff bars and adorable little fire crackers that if you opened you revived a coupon for a free cookie.  You can tell a lot of time was invested on them.  Very cute touch!  Bought a sick TV for my new house.  As I wS checking out a young man named Ryan asked if I'd like help getting it carried to my car...WHY YES HERO...hell I couldn't even lift it in my cart so j dragged it to register.  As Ryan is walking me to my car another young man his name was Ray sees Ryan getting ready to start the process of loading the TV up on the truck...and offers to help and I just bought my brand new car im still learning bells and whistles.  Ray suggests we put the seats down I obviously have no clue how and to be honest I'm so tired I couldn't even commute what they were taking about..Ray got in and taught me how to put the Sears down as he himself did it so I know in the future how.  So kind.  Seriously cool guys.  Give a raise or paid day off or even just a gift card and good job...me being in the service Ind am beyond grateful they went way above and beyond all with a smile and probably empty tummies while all their friends are probably eating and watching football with family!  I hope they read this!  Good Job guys...
Classification: tartago


Case: I went in here tonight with the BF. It was weird because I saw a girl I went to HS with, so that was kind of nice (if you're reading this, sorry for the not so great review... nothing to do with you). Anyway, the reason for the low stars is the coffee. I got a latte and it just wasn't that good. It was kind of watery and didn't really have any of that 'latte like' texture. It also didn't have a ton of flavor. The grande was really big, kind of expensive though. The place looked nice enough and they had a band playing, so that was kind of nice. I just wouldn't feel the need to drop 4$ on not very good coffee again. Try Cartel.... they have awesome coffee.
Classification: wyver


Case: It was very anticlimactic to visit the pawn shop.  It was basically just a big tourist spot with everyone taking pictures and buying Chumlee T-shirts.  We only got to hang out here for 5 minutes before they closed it to film, and they kick everyone out.  When we left all these cab drivers bugged us to see if we needed rides.  If you are a die hard fan and want a t shirt maybe it's worth a stop, otherwise just drive by and take a picture of the outside.
Classification: wyver
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Do you have a microwave dinner in your freezer? That's basically what you are signing up for at this fine establishment. I'm not sure where the rest of these reviewers buy their drugs, but please feel free to share. You must be intoxicated to believe this place passes for a restaurant.