Text - This place is getting seriously demoted. \n\nFor the second time, I have been turned away from my absolute fave cardio class because it has filled up to capacity 45 minutes before it starts. What? Really? Does this mean I have to speed up my after-work rush just to ensure I can write my name down on their sign-in sheet? That's bogus. \n\nWhat a fiasco. The last time the class filled up, I went up to see for myself. So many regulars, who said they signed up, were without spots. That's when one went down to get the sign-in sheet and an employee. Good for her. \n\nTotal chaos. When I asked the front desk what I needed to reserve my spot, chick-a-boo behind the counter had no clue. Then the guy who pulled out a binder really wasn't any better. I wanted to know the process. Don't just tell me to sign-up and pay a $1. I want to know how the system works, man! I said, \""Good to know for future reference,\"" then I left. It's also good to know that you MUST reserve a spot IN PERSON so they can take your dollar. I don't trust them. They'd probably lose my information and I'd get screwed over, again. \n\nI don't use the machines there because they're shitty. I go for the one or two cardio classes that I absolutely love - because of the instructors. Everything else creeps me out, even the female locker room. \n\nPlus, the one time I asked the front counter staff about a personal trainer, she had NO IDEA their names. I tried to describe the one I saw upstairs working out with a client. He was doing moves I used to do, ones that really focus on stability and strength. I thought, \""He looks like he knows his stuff, and I have free sessions here I still haven't used. Oh, why not?\"" Well, chick-a-boo had no clue. \""Go look over there at the board. They have their photos up.\"" That didn't help me, because I didn't really see the trainer on the board. Maybe he was new or he cut his hair. I don't know... How f'n annoying. It reminds me of when I first joined and asked for a trainer to give me a call. Nobody did. Suckas.\n\nI hate this place. I hate going here, but I can't resist because of the cardio classes I love so much. ARRRRGH. It just sucks squirrel nuts that I have to show up AT LEAST an hour before class just to get a spot!
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Text - I grew up in Munhall but had been away for many years.  A friend told me that they were having concerts at the Carnegie Library.  I was surprised.  Although I was very familiar with the library, (I learned to swim in the pool), I didn't even know they had a music hall as they rarely used it when I was young.  The same friend recently told me that \""YES\"" and \"" Procol Harum\"" were performing at the library.  Again surprised!  I had seen YES some 35 years ago at the Civic Arena before 17,000 or so.  If you would have told me then they would someday play  the Carnegie Library, I would never have believed it.  Went to the show and loved it.  We sat in the last row of the floor center, and the seats were fantastic.  The stage was at eye level and probably 35-40 feet from us.  The sound was the best I've heard in a long time.  The hall is gorgeous.  The seats are the original seats, wooden, but surprisingly felt comfortable. The overall ambience is  laidback and welcoming.  You can buy a snack and sit a a small table in the library and chat.  The ticket takers and ushers are all volunteers and are very friendly.  Overall a great experience and I have bought tickets to take my wife to another show there.
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Text - We planed go to Cosmo next door for food.  It was closed for renovation.  So we walked over to see they have burglars.  I've a cheese burglar & a beer.  Burgers starts from $8 & beer from $4.  I love sweet potatoes.  So I switched to sweet potato.  A beer is a beer.  Both burglar & fries were very good to me.\nIt's a bit noisy due to wall TVs & young people excitement.  Overall it's not bad.\n\nHahaha!  My friend checked that if a typing error on burgers.  Sorry for that!  My eye sight wasn't too good!
Group - lymphotaxis


Text - On a recent trip to Phoenix, my b-i-l took us to this south Indian restaurant for dinner. While the ambience is good, the food was pathetic. First we ordered Medu vada. The vadas were not fresh; they just nuked (microwaved) old ones and served. They cannot even nuke them hot. We ordered some chili bajjis, these guys do not even know the concept of serving appetizers before the main order. They brought chili bujjis along with dosas we ordered. Looks like they just dipped chillis in batter and fried. These guys are so lazy or do not know how to make chili bajjis (they did not put in the seasoning - tamarind/onions/other relevant sauces - inside the bajjis). No wonder the chili bajjis were so (spicy) hot.\nRegarding Dosas, the less said the better. Not only they served them cold, but they were also tasteless. Never order coconut dosa here! Frankly these guys need some good competition. A reasonable price for dosa should be around $7 - these guys overcharge for the quality of food they serve.
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Hoyt's Kajukenbo offers a great martial arts curriculum along with a family like environment for all students and supporters. Sifu Greg is a patient man and one to be greatly respected due to his vast knowledge and experience in training the art of Kajukenbo. The promotions are earned through hard-work and dedication, something that not many places offer nowadays, unless you chalk up the money. The full contact training prepares one for the realism that comes in actual street fights and other scenarios. If you want a place that doesn't teach a false sense of security, Hoyt's is the place to be.