Case: You are fat and ugly. I suppose that makes you fugly :)
Classification: jitneyman


Case: Go fucking kill yourself and die already useless ugly pile of shit scumbag
Classification: jitneyman


Case: I wish everyone had a father like him so loving and caring
Classification: jitneyman


Case: Gayness should be removed from the face of the earth
Classification: reciprocality


Case: Why don’t you go beck your god to murder you? Christianity is a joke
Classification: reciprocality


Case: Who gives a damn we have the ability an the freedom to b whoever the fuck we want to b
Classification: jitneyman


Case: A solution to the U.S. illegal immigrant problem is to round up the million or so, take them to the Mexican border regardless of what country they're from, and send them into Mexico. Maybe then when the Mexican border is over-run with immigrants will Mexico understand and help pay for a wall.
Classification: reciprocality


Case: TERRORISTS ARE NOT ISLAMIC.........THEY ARE SATANIC......TERRORISTS INSULTING ISLAM KILL THOSE TERRORISTS......
Classification: reciprocality
Considreing the above, classify the following: I got my first one today on my bday. I smoked too much weed. I thought I was going to die. Scariest shit ever. This is definitely useful so thank you.