Example: Caesar's Palace? I would have done better to go to Little Caesar's.\n\nI have to that, in a lifetime of eating in buffet restaurants, from cruise ship buffets to hometown smorgasbords, this is the single worst experience I've ever had.\n\nWe pulled into Vegas exhausted and hungry after an 8-hour drive, and decided to just do the buffet at Caesar's Palace, where we were staying. We'd heard it was good, and, as we both have dietary restrictions, we thought it would be a pretty good bet. Usually we have no trouble finding enough that we can eat on a good buffet, and we were too tired to plow through restaurant listings to try to find something better that could accommodate us.\n\nBefore I go on to the food, I do have to mention the price. Yes, I get that everything in Vegas is expensive, but $116 for a buffet meal for two people that doesn't even include a beer is pretty OTT. I don't like most soft drinks, so that meant water for me (or pay more on top of the already outrageous price for something drinkable). We probably should have backed out at that point, but we were starving and we were on vacation, so...\n\nStill, it would have been OK if the food had been decent, but it was just horrible. In fact, It's difficult to describe just how terrible the food was. The salad greens were dried out and wilted. The salad dressings were completely mixed up, and dressings from one container dribbled into others. This was a serious problem, as my husband has a dangerous seafood allergy and one of the dressings was Caesar. None of the employees seemed to know which dressing was which, or what was in anything. We finally had to ask for  a separate bowl of ranch dressing to make sure he didn't get something that had been contaminated with seafood.\n\nOn the pizza bar, the only vegetarian choice was plain cheese, and it was bland and tasteless. I've had better pizza from the freezer compartment at Safeway. The rice and beans on the Mexican bar were also dried out and next to tasteless. Even the pita in the Mediterranean section was dry. I have, seriously, had better food in a high school cafeteria.\n\nTo make things worse, the steam table in the carvery section was badly in need of cleaning. I couldn't stand to walk past it, the smell was so bad. Really nasty!\n\nFinally, to add insult to injury, the dish of pistachio ice cream I got  in the hopes of finding SOMETHING worth eating for that kind of money tasted more like vanilla than pistachio. \n\nSuffice it to say we won't be back. If we want another buffet meal in Vegas we'll walk over to Mirage...it's pricey too (though not this pricey!), but at least the food is edible!
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Example: I had read an article about the Downtown Project and eat. was a most intriguing part of the read.  Chef Natalie Young spoke about her vision regarding bringing downtown Las Vegas back to life.\n\nOn a recent trip, we ventured from the casino to find eat.  It was exactly what I wanted!  Excellent food, premiere service and superb conversation with the staff.\n\nWe ordered the beignets to start.  Do yourself a favor and order them, they are sweet pillows from heaven with jam and vanilla marscarpone...seriously, just do it!\n\nI ordered the huevos motulenos and my husband had the chicken fried steak.  The portions are large and you will not leave hungry.  Savory and satisfying are only the tip of the iceberg.  The food is simply genius!!\n\nGO.EAT.HERE.
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Example: I first went to Jimmy Johns in downtown Chicago, then in a few other cities around the USA . .  I was overjoyed when they came to Arizona I found one in Mesa . .  but at Arrowhead only 7 minutes from my house!! HAPPY DAYS! . . . So on with a short review.\n\n     Yummy and Fast !! . . . They make sub sandwiches faster than I can run to get my drink. . . . Turn look, DONE!! Unlike Subway these sandwiches have plenty of meat! \n   Great place to take my kids, and lots of kitschy signs on the wall like : Your mouth isn't watering, it's crying for Jimmy Johns. \nor Your mother wants you to eat more Jimmy Johns. Not in a stuck up way . . . just fun!\n      The staff is always so very upbeat . . it's like they would hang out here even if they weren't working. . .  They also wear cool T-shirts with sayings like \""Subs so fast you'll Freak! \""  . .  I'm not going to freak out . . but I am going back to Jimmy Johns as often as possible!
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Example: I have seen Blue Man three times and I'm definately a fan!  This show is great for all ages, perfect for a date night, or with a fun group of friends for a night out!\n \nIf you love music then this is a must see with an incredible house band and of course the amazing blue men. \n\nIf you are a Vegas local then make sure you get a houseseats account because the Blue Man Group comes up about once a month so you can see it for FREE!\n \nThe toilet paper encore is my favorite!
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Example: It was like a real outdoor bbq, complete with flies everywhere. Only problem, we were sitting inside! Gross. Food was okay but I was too grossed out by the flies. Won't return. Doubt this place will last.
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Example: Awesome Sushi, Off the main strip but worth the short drive. Fresh, Nice, Wonderful people. Will recommend to everyone.
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Example: Not sure if the sloppy service I received was due to the Groupon I used....  this was my first time at 4D Nails, I will never return and will never refer anyone to use their services.  \nMy pedicure was fine but I didn't even receive lotion on my hands for my manicure, no less any kind of hand massage.  The nail polish dried bubbly and smudged due to the technicican gooping on the nail polish.  The technician seemed nice and friendly during my pedicure but seemed to have a personality change during the manicure when he spoke rudely about another customer, even using a curse word.  NOT professional!  I also got my brows waxed which was the typical brow waxing, no tweezing clean up and no offer of other waxing services.  \nMy friend that joined me that day complained of her pedicure & manicure.  She was not offered any choice of pedicures (she just received the basic) and her fingernails weren't even filed evenly for her manicure.\nSo much for trying something new!
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Example: I have been meaning to try this Pho place for a long time as I shop at Mekong market regularly.\n\nWe tried Goi Cuon for appetizer.  It was ok, but the sauce was missing some flavors.  We ordered Pho with brisket, flank & lean steak and pork chop rice plate for main course.  The beef broth lacked the rich beef, herbs and veggie flavor, and the most disappointing, the grilled pork chop was drowing in a hoison sauce accompanied with steam rice rather than broken rice.  The menu clearly stated steam rice, but I should have stuck to my instinct that this restaurant lacked the authenticity.  When I asked the server for the nuoc cham dipping sauce, I had to explain the ingredients before they understood my request.  \n\nSadly, my meal was Pho-gettable... Hopefully, it was an off day.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: OMG! I think my last review of this place had been deleted or flagged for no reason! I couldn't find it from the actual review page! \n\nHere is the review I posted on June 13th, 2011:\n\nDear Caf\u00e9 Luna,\n\n    You had ruined my graduation dinner on May 14th, 2011.  There are so far about, let's say, 2,000 restaurants I had visited throughout my lifetime across the globe.  I had experienced from no service at all to service styles that would leave someone feel so much like a prince or princess.  The restaurants also vary from home dinning to where President Obama and other diplomats would dine at.  None of them, even for the ones provide no service at all, had left me with such a horrific memory.  I had made a reservation at 8p.m. to celebrate the night with my family and friends who came all the way to this seemingly middle of nowhere.  We had arrived a little bit early, waited for at least 10 minutes, asked the others who were waiting, and then been informed that they all had been waiting for at least 30minutes.  One customer told us to find the host wearing white with an apron.  We waited for another 10 minutes to finally found him, then been informed by him that we would have to wait until there is an empty seat.  As a recent grad expecting an exciting and enjoyable dinner, I started to fume up with anger.  Then finally after another 15 minutes, we were being seated.  However, this nightmare did not end then.  We were sitting there for yet another 20 minutes to be finally served with water (and that's after we asked for it).  The server served the water to people next to us who were there later than us first.  Again, the server had our neighbors ordered first before we were allowed to order.  And, we were finally allowed to order after 35 minutes of sitting!  Neither the server, nor the host, was attentive and helpful.  The server had this terrible attitude toward us the whole time.  There was also no water being refilled (unlike our neighbor), so we had to head to the bar to get water ourselves.  Nothing much was explained nor bettered throughout our experience.  And the foods were not the best they could be consider the price.  Since we were \""forced\"" to order off the graduation menu costing $35 per person and plus this outlandish experience, we ended up deciding to offer no tip.  We could not grasp the understanding of this horrific experience.  Was it that our crowd did not seem to be as important as the other bigger crowds?  Was it that we looked foreigner and stupid?  Was it because we were furious having to wait even with a reservation?  Or rather, was it because you guys tend to pretend to be something you are not?  Caf\u00e9 Luna, you had successfully ruined my graduation celebration.  Thank you SO much for doing so.  I would never ever go there again.\n\nIt was truly a nightmare,\n\nBy: One of your customer who intends to let everyone know about this incident