Example: The only reason I gave then 4 instead of 5 is because sometimes you have to wait more than 30 minutes, outside. Tough w a baby in arms!\nFood is great, staff are wonderful including the bus boys.
Class: optimize


Example: I will be going here again. Their hummus was fresh and tasted great. My gyro was delicious and was made with thicker cuts of lamb. Service was quick and I really enjoyed the place.
Class: optimize


Example: I was there for the pork shank but unfortunately I'm told they didn't do it that day (or it was sold out, I don't remember). So I ordered a half chicken with cabbage and potato on the side. The portion is HUGE. I couldn't finish. Even though I was able to eat what I wanted but I enjoyed the chicken as well as the friendly and relaxing ambience. Good place for meeting group of friends.
Class: optimize


Example: Lousy, dirty, filthy, B E D  BUGS! And they blame them on you!!! MR. BRIAN the sooo-called manager - for lack of a better word, which is vulgar. This man is very unprofessional. I cannot believe he still  is employed with all the bad reviews about him. He threw us out because he was caught with a BED BUG problem. Calling us liars - what is that! They admitted fault and tried to rectify the situation by being even more rude and hateful.  I think the whole place should be inspected. In fact, I am calling the better business bureau, the health department and 3 on your side. DO NOT GO HERE! It is full of criminals and FILTH! They try to hide all the filth with new grass! - He gave us a card for $15.00 and told us to do all our own laundry and clean our own room after he had 2 people invade our privacy to do inspections and to spray or treat - so they say. I contacted the health department and BED BUGS have been all but irradicated and if there is BED BUGS in 1 room they are in others. 1 bed bug can have 100's of babies. OH MY GOSH! RUN FROM BUDGET SUITES IN PHOENIX and the severely disabled ability of the management staff. RUDE, UNHEALTHY PLACE TO STAY. Keep your kids away from disease! I bet the moral-LESS man has rented that room again being not fully treated. He says \""I'm a business man.\"" Try again MR. BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are lousy. And how about not sleeping with the dusty gals you give rooms too. YOU SCUM!!!
Class: snide


Example: I'm a long time customer of Danny's, so it's with a bit of a heavy heart that I write this review. Danny's financial problems are well documented. Further, legal prosecution of managers who knowingly utilized undocumented workers was national news. Have these issues had an impact at the customer level? Sadly, the answer seems to be yes.\n\nOn this particular weekend morning I was delighted to slip to the front of the vacuuming line without waiting. First in line on a weekend! Never happens! I'll be in and out in no time, or at least that was the thought. I opted for the usual, The Works, and wandered into the waiting room. A room that use to be full of merchandise, but that now is pretty much empty. Paid, receiving the usual discount, then waited. And waited. And waited. Over half an hour despite no one in front of me in line. \n\nWhen my car was finally delivered, I had to ask for some additional wiping for spots missed. Then I drove away. With my wipers on, my turn signals flashing, the radio station changed, three AC vents closed - just about every car washing pet peeve possible. I could not help but think of all the hard working undocumented guys who no longer work there. The ones who did great work for little pay, thankful for the opportunity. Such a shame.\n\nAllow for a little extra time if you do go to Danny's to get your car washed. Also pay attention to discounts. A sign summarizing them is posted behind the counter. A three dollar discount for students and teachers, any time, is particularly nice.
Class: snide


Example: Jimmy Buffett would be ASHAMED with what is happening at this particular restaurant. I really don't see him kicking back with a margarita and listening to loud R&B music with flashing studio lights.  The ambiance was LOUD and frat boy-esque.  There were NO tables away from the blasting music... and it was quite dark inside.  The volcano nachos were weird... SERIOUSLY???? Cheese whiz on 15 buck nachos??? They were large in portion... but NOT worth hot dog stand quality cheese.  The soup i had was okay... nothing to write home about. We had to flag down a waitress about 4 times... but she WAS \""swamped\"" so... who knows?! Margarita was alright... the atmosphere really ruined everything. NO GOOD.
Class: snide


Example: Friendly, got me in right on time and my manicure was great. Salon was nice and clean. I highly recommend.
Class: optimize


Example: You get what you pay for,\nfar off the strip, expect heavy taxi fees
Class: snide
Classify the following: Oh Burger King, you had your friends going for you and then you went and changed them thus forsaking my love.  This particular location is right in the middle of the action in East Carson Street (mostly 'cus I don't think SSW is action-able, haha).\n\nIt's grungy.  It can be dirty.  On a good day service is average, the rest of the time you wonder why you even bothered to show up.  BUT ... once in a while you just get a craving for some artery clogging red meat product patty, greasy fries, and pop and that's what BK is there for!