Example: omg Becky, look at the white flour on that pizza... okay not only is this pizza NOT very good, but every time I order on line they mess up my order.  I am so done with you Papa John's.  When I moved I thought well this is the only pizza joint nearby that delivers but I have since found a few others to try.  I only went to you out of inertia. Do NOT, Do NOT try to trick me with the free pizza award for my latest complaint that you gave me extra sauce when I ordered light sauce.  Because i will THROW it away.  I hope I will be giving some other delivery pizza joint a good review soon.
Class: stragular


Example: I found this place on accident a couple of years ago and I am glad I did. This is located at the end of freemont street, which is very nice since it is away from all of the crowds and the loud noise. There is a live musician here on weekend nights, which is fun to listen to. \nLuna Rosa wasn't very crowded when I visited, which was nice. We got our food very quickly and had excellent service. A couple of people in my party needed help deciding, but the server was able to help them by recommending their favorites. The server also provided great comedy by finding something we had in common and making jokes about it throughout our meal. \nIt is a little pricy, but not necessarily for Vegas standards. The food is also very, very good, so we didn't mind. Something as basic as the pizza is amazing, as are their pasta dishes. \nUnfortunately we did not get to listen to the music this time, but when I came here before, it was at the perfect volume-you can hear the music and the people sitting across the table, even if you're right next to the musician. There are also many tvs by the bar where you can watch sports or the news while eating.\nI would recommend Luna Rosa. It's a short drive or bus ride from the strip and offers excellent food and service, at the perfect location on freemont street for a family.
Class: Aurelia


Example: I really wanted to LOVE this place, but it just didn't cut the mustard, twice!\n\nMy first trip in memory was about a month ago to this location during late lunch.  The place was fairly empty, but the waitress was abrupt and seemed to be in a hurry.  I was in no hurry, as I was dining and catching up with a dear friend.  I felt rushed to order my food and didn't get a great look at the menu.\n\nWe started with the hummus, which was some of the best hummus I've ever had.  It was light though on the flat bread.  A clear uneven match of pita bread to the large hummus dish.  I would normally requested more, but I was too busy chit-chatting and had plenty of my main dish to eat, anyways.\n\nI was torn between a salad and the pizza, and went with the pizza since the place is called wood fired pizza.  I went with the Tuscan and was warned by the waitress that it is topped with arugula.  I normally have no problems with arugula, so I was not deterred.  My friend got one of her known favorites, the chopped chicken salad.\n\nMaybe I should have tried her salad instead of the pizza, since she raved about it and it looked delish.  My pizza came out and was a soggy mess.  The arugula was not chopped or cooked really and overtook the pizza.  Probably wouldn't have been so bad if the entire non-edge part of the pizza wasn't soggy.  It was also a semi-strange flavor.  I won't contribute the flavor to not liking that type of veggie pizza because it is the type I order at many other restaurants.  My husband also got the margarita pizza at another Sammy's a different day and it was also a soggy mess.\n\nOn another trip to another Sammy's I decided to try the salad, since my friend's was so wonderful the previous trip.  This time I went with the Balsamic Grilled Chicken salad, and I was, again, unimpressed.\n\nI don't want to say I give up on Sammy's since the menu has soo many other great sounding dishes, but I have thus far been unimpressed.  On my list to try at Sammy's is the Greek salad, the Lobster Bisque, the chopped pepperoni salad, and maybe the grilled shrimp tacos.  I won't be in any hurry to try the pizzas again though.
Class: stragular


Example: Good stuff!!  Loved the burger and will definitely be back when on that side of town.  I wanted to give the Chencho fries a whirl, but it would have been too much to eat and the Burger was at the top of my list.\n\nThe dining room area is small, but I found it to be clean and well kept.  The kitchen is quite open to the dining room and, at first glance, appeared very clean and organized too.  I will certainly return again.
Class: Aurelia


Example: We were with CI investments, at their annual convention. It was Thursday night, and it was time to party!\n\nDressed up and ready for action, we took a short cab ride from The Wynn to The Venetian Hotel. There was a crowd already there, but our group was able to skip the line and in we went at no charge.\n\nIt's pretty dark inside, and we first noticed a bunch of Buddas when we first arrived. Next we saw 2 glass window boxes with lingerie clad models writhing around inside.\n\nOn the floor, there were bathtubs filled with rose petals and more models wearing nude body stockings \""bathing\"" in the tubs. The club was already packed and DJ seven spun the typical club music ( yawn )\n\nWe were taken up above the masses into private sky boxes. Our group had 3 of them reserved for us. We were treated to European Bottle Service. This consisted of large bottles of Grey Goose and our own personal waitress who sat with us, mixing our drinks at the table. There were decanters filled with various juices, as well as 7-up,red bull, bottled water and a large bowl of ice.\n\nThroughout the night, I counted at least 9 bottles between the 3 tables. I can only drink that sort of stuff for a limited time before I get some major heartburn.\nI wanted some Kahlua & Milk to go with my Grey Goose, but I didn't bother to ask.\n\nOur waitress had a bitchy look all night. The best was when one of the guys drunkenly tried to get her to dance hehe. She politely declined, too bad maybe dancing would of removed the stick from her ass.\n\nThe bathrooms were super cool. They were individual stalls with sinks and mirror right in with the toilet. The doors are clear, but when locked they frost over.\n\nThe music was very loud. The dance floor packed. We did not even try to go down amongst the masses. People danced by our table. Above the Dance floor a girl swung from a trapeze, and metallic confetti came down \n\nAnother cool feature was the back of the booths had a flip top chest where you can stash your purse. Genius !\n\nI hung out here til 4 am, at that point the novelty had wore off, the smoke was bothering me, the DJ was starting to recycle \""Sexy and I know it\"" and I was over dull conversation and watching people drunkenly attempt to dance, grope and hook up.\n\nTao was fun because of the VIP treatment on someone Else's dime. I can only imagine what the bill was like when it came.....but near the end of the night I was bored and ready to leave. My gf was still having fun so I left her with some co workers and conventioneers and off I went.\n\nI took a spin around the lounge on my way out, then had a very nice stroll home taking photos and stopping to buy Bailey's Irish cream at 415 am\n\nWhere else but Vegas!!
Class: Aurelia


Example: I'm not incredibly impressed.  Very over priced and a menu far more limited than I expected.  During my first encounter I was served a chicken sandwich with bad lettuce and when I asked for an ice water I was charged.  Yep, that's right folks, Dasani on tap!  So when you order water you pay the same price you would for a soda.  Seriously?  My second visit was a little better but the chicken still isn't anything spectacular.  I was impressed with their house made BBQ sauce.  That, and that alone, would be the only reason I'd ever return.  \""BBQ sauce to go please!\""  As a self proclaimed milkshake connoisseur, I was even let down on that front.  Boo for PDQ!
Class: stragular
Classify the following: Dropped in to use the bathroom (sadly Shock G was not getting busy with a ticklish fat girl in there) and saw menses on the toilet seats. Full on blood clot menses...and this was in the men's room.\n\nMy sister reported that someone left a nice pile of semi-solid feces in the middle of the ladies room floor.