Example: I am really very forlorn at having to give Chompie's a 2 star-er. This place has been my go to weekend breakfast spot for years. Hello, day drinking begining at 7am on game days?? You know me...sign me up. I am eternally in love with the home fries, and have been known to stop by just for a side of them \""to go\"" \n\nBut I went last Thursday with my 7 year old niece Isabella who was home sick from school (whole other story starting at about 5am which started with my sister calling...\""Please Nesto watch her for me or I'll lose my job\"") As a bachelor who eats out a lot, not a ton in the fridge for a kid....so....breakfast? Get in the car.\n\nSeated right away, as always. That's where the service stalled. Birds chirping as my niece looks at me with big sick-y eyes. No water, no server, busser or hostess to flag down. \n\nFinally blondie comes up and looks a bit irritated to se us. \""Do you know what you want ('yet'? seems to be the unspoken word she wants to throw out to finish the question) as if we have been wasting her time in the 10  minutes we haven't seen her. Yes we do. Pancake and OJ for Bell, Coffee two eggs over med, home fries and dry rye for me. \n\nShe turns, grabs a tray of complimentary pickles off a side bar and slides them onto the table. The bright green are great. Garlicky and crisp. \n\n5 min, she brings the drinks. kids cup for Bell. No straw. I don't notice it immediately but blondie is right across the isle helping a guy in a tie so when she turns I get her attention. Again she seems pissed that I asked for a straw and drops 4 on the table. WTH?\n 15 more minutes for food. I am a little interested and not pleased with the fact that the butter and syrup are in disposable pre-packaged containers. Has this always been the case? I am not a pancake eater, so I don't really know, but the place is a BAKERY. Surely they can dole out some butter and have syrup on hand. That was kinda weird. \n\nI was so distracted by that, that I realized after blondie left. NO friggin silverware. OK, now I am starting to get miffed. Flag her down again.\n\nPotatoes, cold. Final straw. The rye was delish. Love that stuff chewy and flavorful. But largely, we left two almost untouched plates as we left the place. \n\nMaybe it was just a bad day for blondie. But that was not a great experience at one of my favorite places. I even forgot to buy a loaf of rye dammit.
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Example: Took a stroll downtown this weekend to try Z Pizza because I'd heard so much about it. \n\nIt was delicious. I would have liked a veggie options for slices or at least some veggies on the slices, but I ordered the sausage/mushroom slice and caesar salad... Tasty. \n\nIn looking at the menu, there are many pizza combos that I would like to try in my future visits or to order delivery. \n\nThe website wasn't helpful as it mentioned that there was not delivery at this location, but there is. So next time I'm ordering to be delivered straight to the pool. Before it gets too cold that is...
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Example: My husband and I just moved to Charlotte from Ohio and we have been on the hunt for a good mexican place. Needless to say we are still on the hunt. You would think the closer you get to Mexico the better the food, but that is not the case. \nWhen we got to the place, there was a long line so we thought we were going to have to wait but we got right in. There was a live band playing music which was very nice and set the mood. The service was very prompt and polite.\n The chips were just standard chips but the salsa was what I called onion soup with no flavor or heat, and they also served us with what looked like coleslaw. YUCK! I have been noticing that all the mexican places we go to have very soupy and or watery salsa which makes me very sad. My husband and I just got back from Cozumel and it was the most flavorful and thickest salsa you could ever have! \nI ordered small combination number one (Hard taco and enchilada) and it was inedible! The taco shell was soggy, I had the server bring me a new shell but that didn't help. The beef in both the taco and the enchilada was a low grade beef like taco bell but with no seasoning (Must be the lack of dairy farms in the area). The enchilada tasted like a soggy diaper! I couldn't bring myself to even eat it. The rice was dry and tasteless and both the beans and the enchilada came with some sort of yellow cheese on top... that tasted awful. The beans were also watery underneath all the yellow cheese. \nMy husband got the chicken fajitas and we shared it. He seems to like all the food but he was a little tipsy from the very strong margarita. I thought the fajitas were just okay, the onion in them tasted like a sweet onion which i do not fancy. I ended up asking for more salsa because I was still hungry! \nHowever at the end they brought some sort or sweet tortilla dessert. I thought that was a nice added touch but not enough to make me want to ever go back. \nWe paid 33.00 for 2 people and one margarita, so it was pricey.\nEither way the hunt is still on for a good mexican place in the Carolina's.
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Example: I was in town with a buddy of mine from college and I had recommended grabbing some sushi for dinner. Searching from my iPhone the closest place was Fresh Wasabi so we gave it a shot. It's a very quaint space, very personal. One of the first things we noticed was the TV behind the sushi bar that was a direct feed from the camera hovering over the main chef while he made these elegant sushi pieces. Needless to say, it was something really cool to see done and I was really impressed by that. \n\nThe next thing I'll note is that the man who was our server (and who I presumed to be the owner) could not have been a nicer guy. They have a special there that if you bring a \""sushi virgin\"" with you, you get a roll on the house. This was 100% correct as the man hooked my buddy up with a free roll, and it wasn't the least expensive roll we ordered, but he picked the most expensive one to give us free of charge! Talk about a nice guy and great service. \n\nNow on to the sushi itself. Their selection of specialty rolls was quite impressive (I recommend the Alaska, Arizona, and Sunset rolls) and they did well to keep the classics well made as well. \n\nThe one gripe I will say is that since there was only one sushi chef working it did take a little longer than I would have hoped to get our food but it wasn't an overly excessive wait to where I got upset and/or restless. \n\nSo overall, I had a very positive experience with Fresh Wasabi and recommend it to anyone who loves some quality sushi at an extremely reasonable price. I'll definitely be back the next time I swing back down to the area.
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Example: PART 1:\n\nMy apologies now for the rant you're about to endure, however when I saw the average rating of LRT Buses was 4.5 stars I told myself I couldn't let this madness go on any longer.\n\nHaving used LRT consistently for the past 15 years, the only other consistent that has remained prominent over this time is one single solitary burning question...\n\nWhy oh why didn't I learn to drive sooner?\n\nYes, LRT has won numerous awards for best public transport provider and many of the reviews here praise their strength in numbers. But that is just one aspect of what makes a customer-facing business like this a successful one. What about customer service? What about communication? What about consideration for the elderly and disabled? I've seen women thrown to the floor on LRT buses, shopping bags scattering due to the driver's impatient driving.\n\nSo LRT boasts an impressively massive fleet, which I agree is a plus... if you use the 22 or 26 routes, because that is where the bulk of their number resides, popping up a little over every 5 minutes. There are also the mid-range routes such as 3, 29, 33 and 7, you're talking every 10-15 minutes at best. But if you're waiting on the 8 or the 15 or any of the other limited routes not deemed worthy enough by LRT... heaven help ya!\n\nBack when I used to travel from Little France (the new Infirmary to the townies) to Cannonmills via the number 8, the bus was late more often than not. On more than one occasion I waited 45 minutes for the next one. This is a bus that should turn up every 15 minutes...!\n\nStrength in numbers. That'll win you awards. Especially when the only local competition is First Buses who service a grand total of about 4 routes.\n\nLRT's new innovation are these new Bus Trackers that tell you when the bus is due. Genius really, a masterstroke... if you have no concept of time! These Trackers have been the reason for the longest 2 minutes of my life on far too regular a basis. 2 minutes my eye! The way the Tracker works is it defaults 2 minutes between every stop with a Tracker. So when it says \""Due\"", it really means the bus is at the next prior stop with a Tracker and will take as long as it takes to get from one t'other. A lot can - and evidently does - happen between two bus stops. This erratic manipulation of time in turn compounds the LRT Bus Tracker App, in theory their greatest asset, if only five minutes was actually five minutes.\n\nAlso on that note, yes the Tracker is giving you a good idea of when to expect the bus... but is anyone checking the timetable to see if said bus is actually on time in the first place?\n\nBut it's none of the above that gets my goat the most. LRT's shining light in their smorgasbord of failings is, without question, the collection of reprobates they recruit to man their fleet. Ask me if the driver who caused the woman to fall got out of his booth to help her. Ask me if the driver who was 30 minutes late offered an apology or even an excuse as to his lateness.\n\nThese are but two examples of some of the worst customer service I've ever known, but my entire adult life - from age 15 to now - has been laced with shoddy service from arrogant, sarcastic, unrelenting and unhelpful idiots who call themselves bus drivers.\n\nOh where shall I begin:\n\nExhibit A: The Polish Family\n\nComing home from football, the bus stopped outside a Morrisons supermarket and let on a Polish couple with their young son, potential Christmas present in hand and happy as Larry with his new toy. While the husband fished for change in his pockets, the wife got on and sat down, plonking her two large bags of shopping on the floor; the husband had two further heavy bags of goods. The driver waited patiently. After the husband had already thrown in a pound or so, he ran out of change and asked the driver how much he was due. When the driver told him the man asked if the driver had change. Now every LRT stalwart will know how much of a faux pas this is as the buses - correction; LRT - don't give change. This Polish chap however, could be forgiven for not knowing this. The driver, in his bluntest, most unhelpful tone, declared \""I don't give change\"" and shrugged off the man's broken English and his very presence. With nothing left being offered him, the man called to his wife to get back off the bus, at which point I intervened and donated \u00a32 to their cause. More to get one up on the driver than to do a good deed. He wouldn't let the couple away with what was probably less than \u00a31; I mean it wasn't like there hadn't been probably dozens of people throughout the day plopping in 70p extra because they didn't have the exact \u00a31.30 fare. But he would happily have taken the \u00a32 the man had already put into the fare metre.\n\nEND OF PART 1.\n\n(PART 2: http://www.yelp.co.uk/topic/edinburgh-lothian-buses-review-part-2)\n\nAnd continuous rantings and ravings:\n\nhttp://www.yelp.co.uk/topic/edinburgh-lrt
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Example: Had the Pulled Pork with sweet potato fries. Very good and only $10.95! You won't be disappointed!!
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i absolutely LOVE this hotel.  it's got food and shopping, two of Vegas prime, down pat.  you should stay at the Venezia Towers cuz it's newer and got its own pool.  even though there are only two beds you can EASILY fit like 12 people in a room cuz they have a pull out couch.  Split the costs and it's like $30 per person a night. Worth it!