Example: HORRIBLE.  absolutely horrible.  i've had dental surgeries that were more enjoyable than this evening and paying the bill was like paying taxes.\n\ni know a lot of yelpers have had good experiences and i apologize if i'm bringing those down.  but for us, we called months in advance to make reservations.  because of a show we were to attend we had to have dinner late that evening.  so in making the reservations we asked the person if that would be a problem.  we had no desire to be rushed through dinner and out of the restaurant, so we would have changed our plans if it would have been an issue.  she told us, \""oh no problem, absolutely no problem.\"".  we even told her what our worries about a late reservation were and again she assured us, \""no problem\"".  so when we got there we ordered salads and wine.  i noticed the waiter kept pushing us to order so i told him \""we'd like to finish our salads before we order\"".  sure enough.....\""well our kitchen is going to close in 15-minutes so you have to place your order now\"".  what do you do?  i'd already ordered a $200.00 bottle of wine.  so we ordered our meal.\n\nalthough the steak was good the vegetables looked like they had sat on the stove most of the evening.  the potato was so cold it wouldn't even melt the butter they shoved in it.  i couldn't believe it.  i managed to get through most of the steak, giving up when all around me the wait staff started setting up tables for the next day.  you would think at a minimum they would have left the lights turned down low so we could have enjoyed our meal with some sense of ambience.  but i guess the wait staff wouldn't have been able to see the glasses they were polishing at every table around us.  literally every table around us.  of course the music was turned off once the lights came up so we got to listen to all their conversations for entertainment.\n\nour waiter was arrogant border-lining on rude.  this one is funny, get this....when i asked for a wine recommendation he actually looked at me and said, \""how much would you like to spend.  $50.00?\"".  residing in hawaii we were in dress aloha wear but i assure you we didn't look like we were going to try to pay with food stamps.  when we were seated he was so kind and cordial to the table of young ladies next to us i was surpised at what we got out of him.  i guess i should have strapped on some boobs to increase our chances of decent respectable service.     \n\ni think the worse fallout from this experience for me is now i don't want to waste time or energy going to one of the major chef's restaurants.  i mean this was emeril's place for god sakes.  i'm originally from the south and understand southern hospitality, which i thought emeril attempts too express in everything he does.  i assure you it doesn't exist in this place.  this restaurant has literally turned me against \""fine dining\"".  i should have went to the hard rock and saved $350.00.  \n\nanyone know where i can buy strap-on boobs?  i might want to try fine dining again sometime.
Class: afforestation


Example: People have said it a hundred times, but they're right! EBC is the best day club in Vegas!\n\nI've only been twice, and perhaps it was great since my group had lilypads both times. Lilypads are the \""beds\"" in the pools; they are freaking awesome! It's just so nice to have a place to rest, hide from the sun, and pour your own alcoholic concoctions.\n\nLet's see, some additional notes:\n- you can get food, and it's actually not that bad.. considering that you'll prob be hungover when you get to EBC anyway\n- there are 2 pools, and they will get super crowded, so if you can afford to get a lilypad, that'd be a great idea\n- get in line early!! even if you're on guestlist or have a table/ lilypad, you don't want to get there too late cuz then you'll wait FOREVER\n- do NOT play chicken fight (esp if you're the guy who's carrying the girl).. YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE (happened to my friend)
Class: geomagnetic


Example: Short and sweet:\n\nStaff was very friendly.\n\nPhoenix Burger - fairly decent bar burger.  Nothing to write home about.\nColeslaw - inedible.  I don't know what their seasoning of choice is, but it was gross.\nSteak Fries - pretty decent version.\nPotato Salad - wanted to try it, but they were \""out.\""  Friday lunch, and you're out? Wow.\n\nAll in all, not planning a return trip unless nothing else is open.\n\nThey must sell a LOT of beer on weekends, though, because kegs and cases were being brought in by the hand-truck-load when we were there.
Class: afforestation


Example: Very good show.  Impressed with the acrobatics and water choreography.   Different than most of the other Cirque shows due to the water element - but the same in terms of quality of story line, acrobatics, humor, choreography and music.  Well worth the time and money.  I highly recommend it!
Class: geomagnetic
Considreing the above, classify the following: More than one star because our waiter was a super-nice guy.  However, the food here is terrible.  I ordered spaghetti with sausage and meatball, not too difficult.  Everything was reheated, not even the pasta was cooked fresh.  The sausage and meatball were luke-warm in the middle, but they were crispy on the outside.  Gross. Sause tasted like the emptied a bottle of table wine in the plate. \n\nThere's a reason why this place is always empty.