Example: I have had the worst experience at your restaurant that I have ever had.... and I've been to some dives.\n\nI came in sat down was told the table was reserved and to please move.  We moved and waited to be seated.... then we were taken back to the first table we sat down at within 5 minutes of being asked to move. I asked for a refill I got a refill on my iced tea no ice. I ordered but was given no silverware for my salad. My spicy chicken panni was ordered w/ no tomatoes, I got tomatoes.... and a messy jumble that looked like Tyson chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortialla.  No cheese on one side... nothing but cheese and lettuce on the other.  Your staff took my plate from the waiter and gave expressions indicating they didn't believe me and how dare I criticize them.  I was charged for my meal in full after telling the waiter to send it back, and no I did not want another.\nWhen I got another I took it only to come home and find out it was made even more poorly than the first.\n\nPoor service.  Poor food. and Poor Management.
Class: Santos


Example: Maybe some outrageously good Tex-Mex experiences have made me a little jaded or maybe all the reviews on here made me hope for too much, but this was simply not all that great. Sure, the burritos and quesadillas (the two dishes my wife and I tried) are huge, but the fillings are bland and mushy and adding extra toppings to fix the taste issue will quickly make things even more overpriced.\n\nThis simply isn't good Tex-Mex. Kudos for trying - the guacamole wasn't bad - but right now, all you'll find here are some lifeless rice, beans, and tortillas wishing for a bit of spice and a whole lot less mush.
Class: Santos


Example: We decided to try the Alehouse with some friends as it was new and it was time to give it a chance. After a somewhat brief wait since it was after 7 PM, so that is to be expected for anyplace at Town Square, we sat down and had our first drinks. My side of the group had beers, which were priced a little high in my opinion, but typical for any Vegas restaurant. The husband in the other couple had a double vodka tonic which I wished I had ordered since it was only $5, decent price. \n\nAfter this we started ordering our food, which we had all decided to split so we would all be able to try some different thing. We started off with the Calamari appetizer, which was fairly typical, but was splashed with a fairly lively sweet chili sauce and was actually pretty good. For our pass around main courses we ordered the Mini Burgers, Fish and Chips, and a full rack of the Baby Back Ribs. The burgers were cooked a little bit too long and really had nothing memorable about them at all. The Fish and Chips were not crisp at all and had way too much fishy taste to them, indicating that they had perhaps been sitting around too long. This was a little odd since the place hasn't been open long enough for anything to really be sitting around too long. They were pretty horrible in the end and I couldn't possible recommend them. The Ribs made as far as one rib per person before we all concurred that they were just horrible and we sent them back. Ribs them self are obviously all the same, and are completely dependent on their sauce and rub to bring them to life. These were on the stretcher and being covered with a sheet. The sauce had this odd taste to it that I couldn't even identify, and I would like to think that I have a sense of taste. \n\nObviously the manager came over after we sent the ribs back, and fairly quickly, and offered us a free dessert after taking them off our bill. We decided on the Brownie Sundae, which was in my opinion not good, but my wife liked it and she is a far better judge of that as I am not a fan of brownie sundaes. I would have gone in another direction, but women usually get what they want. \n\nI realize that this place is not some standalone single-owned restaurant, but rather a location of a chain, so the thing you can't expect to change here is the menu. Knowing that it's a chain, the bugs should be worked out of the menu by now and things should be a little better than they were. \n\nI can't say all negative things about this place though. The manager was very quickly responsive to our dislike of the ribs, rather than making us sit there for a bit wondering what the status was. I cannot fault the staff at all since this restaurant is part of a larger machine and they are just going through the motions, doing their jobs. They have a lot of TVs, so you can distract yourself with some sport and hope you don't notice how the food tastes. \n\nThe restaurant winds up being in the end like so many chain restaurants. No soul and no meaning. I couldn't even figure out what the theme was supposed to be. I saw someone on here say this place was better than The Yardhouse, but that must have been written by someone who doesn't like beer. Alehouse has about 15 beers on tap, which is slightly different than the Yardhouse. Plus the food at the Yardhouse seems to be much better from what I've eaten there. \n\nMy final recommendation, if you're going to go eat at Miller's Alehouse, go somewhere else. It will probably work out more in your favor. Let this place be patronized by the people just going out to drink who don't care what they're eating.
Class: Santos


Example: Very few people name the places depending on how the place is going to look like from the City's perspective.Confused??\nI bet half of Pittsburgh students didn't notice this amazing vegan place,it is like a quiet storm ;just there but not really.Now i am confused!! :)\n\n  Straight to the point -this place is huge and neat and they have a huge cafe bar with great food list.i ordered thai salad with vegan chicken and tempeh and my friends ordered wraps.It was simply delicious and i was extremely excited that i discovered this place after a long Vegan research.\n\n The place was definitely quiet and shockingly even the area around the place was dead.Maybe they have some historical reasons to name it Quiet storm like there was a light storm and everyone left the place...ahmm..I shall stop my list of lame reasons,such that you could stop reading and would be able to chase the quiet storm :)\n\n-Smriti
Class: essayistical


Example: The Plaza is now my new 'go-to' place to stay whenever I'm visiting Las Vegas. The downtown location makes it convenient to cruise on the Fremont Street Experience & hop around to all the different hotel/casino's nearby. I personally prefer staying downtown than on the strip because I don't like the traffic & the crowded feeling, so if you're like me-you won't mind a place like the plaza. \n\nThe rooms have all been renovated and the beds are comfortable. Most people will probably be claustrophobic in the bathroom since it is rather small-but it's manageable because its not like you're in Vegas to spend all your time on the throne. New flat screen tv's & spacious rooms-especially if you get the room with a king size bed. \n\nThere are also LOTS of yummy places to eat at (ie. Hash House A Go Go, Island Sushi & Hawaiian Grill, Oscars, Pop Up Pizza, Zaba's, Subway, McDonalds) that are conveniently located throughout the hotel. \n\nMake sure you sign up for the players club & you will also get great email offers. I've been fortunate enough to receive two offers for 4 free nights & you better believe I used them.
Class: essayistical


Example: 2 words: AMAZING furniture-the owners have impeccable taste and you can find mid-century modern, vintage and industrial furniture for excellent prices here!   If you're looking for one of a kind, MCM, or just plain cool furniture--go here!!  Owners are very personable and the furniture makes you want to re-do your entire home--EVERY TIME YOU VISIT!
Class: essayistical
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Poor service - Dirty tables and they waited until after my order was in for 20 minutes to tell me they didn't have the item I ordered. I have to request a menu to order something else and then they told me there would be a wait because their kitchen was backed up. The food I did order was not very good, very inconsistent.