Example: Octavius tower. Old school Las Vegas tries to attract luxury clients like us. Where the FAIL Begins is you can tell old school hotel management run the new towers, not caring about the clients they are trying to attract. \n\n You pay Ritz or Four Seasons prices, for a room in Vegas mind you, you're expecting a lot. They renovate, build new towers, name them, give you exclusive entrances, exclusive checkin-ins ( they don't tell you when you are paying a premium... that these check ins  have early hours so if you don't arrive by 3, you have to go stand in the Disney long lines with the riff raff) and even exclusive elevators. You think ok, it's super cheesy, but the room is going to be amazing. NOT. It's big, modern appointments, but IKEA like furniture. \n\nHere is where they lose us luxury clients...They give you a Kuerig in the room.... but you have to pay $12.00 if you want to have the pods and set up for one person, for coffee or tea. They have a big beautiful bath tub.... but only offer soap shampoo and conditioner, if you want bath gel or salts you have to buy them in the gift shop down stairs! (WHAT?!?!) There are no robe or slippers! If I am coming to they're rumoured amazing spa (more on that later, I am going later today), or shop in the epic Forum shops and not to gamble,  I want amenities for my $$. Not even a cotton ball or q-tips, \nSimple amenities....  if we pay these prices we expect things. The bed is comfortable, the pillows are great, you can still smell smoke from rooms around you supposedly non smoking floors. I will talk the the manager today and see what the reaction is and modify my review to include that as well as a spa review. \n\nNot happy and sticking with the Cosmo (#1 because of non-smoking policy, outside balconies and hip culture)  and Aria next time. They really know how to treat their guests!
Class: furbishable


Example: Let me start off by saying that there are several Slices restaurants in the Valley. The one on Mill is by far the best. They have the most amazing and original selection of pizza.  No matter what you pick, it will be good.  If your favorite isn't available when you walk in, no problem! They will make it for you! If you are looking for a slice of heaven, you MUST try the salad pizza.  No, its not lettuce on crust!  It is simply the most unbelievable creation that includes artichokes, red pepper, and spinach.  It is great by itself, but ask for them to put balsamic dressing on top.  The balsamic takes it from being amazing to last meal quality :-)
Class: extispex


Example: I called Macias Landscaping because I got a letter from the town of Tempe saying they were going to fine me because of my palm trees being overgrown. They were able to come out the day after I called them and was even able to come particularly early because of my work schedule. The palm trees look great and I really appreciated the quick response and fast service. I would definitely recommend Macias to anyone needing their palms trimmed.
Class: extispex


Example: I love supporting local business and I'm happy to say I will be back to this one! ALL the donuts looked amazing. I got a red velvet donut and a cinnamon roll. Both were delicious!! I can't wait to go back and try something else. They have a wide variety of donuts and pastries....it will be hard to choose what's next! \nThe inside could use some decoration but I'm really just there for the food :)
Class: extispex


Example: Everyone I loved at the moose quit or got fired once they changed the entire place.  What used to be a haven for people who disliked the south side but were stuck living or working in the area.  Not anymore.  What happened to my dark/divey bar with absolutely hilarious and amazing bar staff?  What happened to Scoobs?  The day time bartender (god bless her, her name escapes me) who ALWAYS hooked you up with well made drinks.  The juke box is still non-melodic loud music.  But they've been renovating, they've added seating and candle light (at the moose?  wtf).  They have a menu of food that is just atrocious (peach and tomato bisque no thank you.) just as unappetizing as it sounds.  I'm disappointed as now the south side offers zero bars worth going to if you like well priced, well made drinks, and good service.  Oh, and Restless... decided to no longer have it's dance parties here.  Great...now what am I going to do if I'm in the south side.
Class: furbishable


Example: Feels just like a college bar. Ridiculously hot in there... Everyone had sweat dripping off their forehead! Please turn up the AC!!  Sound system is also TERRIBLE!  The Instruments so loud that no one can make out the vocals. Lot's of girls except that 50% are lesbians!  $6 dollar cover charge for locals too and it's not worth it.
Class: furbishable


Example: I just started enjoying this great restaurant in January of 2014 and couldn't be more pleased. The food is always delicious and the service is spectacular. I mostly call ahead and pick up the order, but have never had to wait for my food upon arrival. Oh, and the prices are pretty darn good too! Do yourself a favor and check this place out.
Class: extispex


Example: This was our second stay at Encore and between the 2 visits, we've eaten at over a half dozen restaurants in the Wynn and/or Encore.  This was the only disappointment!  What a shame because it has so much potential and there is no excuse for such a mediocre execution at such an establishment.  I had the alfredo with shrimp and it resembled and tasted like a tv dinner!  I could have had better at The Olive Garden!  It was smothered with sundried tomatoes and mushrooms and was just bad-period.  My bf had the Philly cheesesteak and that too was a disaster.  How can you mess up a hot sandwich?  Th only decent thing we had was the salad caprese, which was actually good.  What a waste of $ and the nice pool view!
Class: furbishable
Considreing the above, classify the following: Service was not good, my burger was worse then something I could make in my own kitchen, and over all presentation wasn't very good. Trying to be nice as possible, so I will give them props on a good mint chocolate chip shake.