Case: Been here two times now. I think the service is good and the establishment is clean but the food is mediocre at best.
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Case: Normally, love this store & have been a member for decades, but was very disappointed with the woman who \""helped\"" us last Saturday in Women's Clothes. She has horrible customer service skills. Told us that, since there weren't any listed on the website, ALL REI's were sold out of a parka I'd tried on 2 days prior at their store. You mean to tell me that your location sold 10 North Face women's parkas in 48 hours when it's 80 degrees outside??? This was after she's told us they'd just shipped all their winter stuff to Denver the previous day. Never offered to call the other store & ask them to hold a jacket for me. Instead, she claimed all REI's were sold out of the black jackets b/c the website only showed blue & squid red. I explained that the website hadn't shown black inventory on the same day I'd tried on the coat at their store (according to her, it should have shown up on the website inventory) She still claimed all stores were sold out. Never mind, I bought it online from one of your competitors and it was cheaper too.
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Case: I been here before an the service was great we when again last night an the service was Terrible the waitress was really rude ask for the receipt in a berry Rude way the bathroom was not in a good condition extreme dirty. They need to get better waitress with better attitude an friendly.
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Case: Fails Fargo,  keep your cash in your mattress!
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Case: Pool party for the win here!  \n\nThe main pool is very big and spacious!\n\nTheir icy freeze drink are expensive - try $40 a pop for the big ones!
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Case: I love a good deal and I never pay full price for a show in Las Vegas, yet I never tried Tix 4 Tonight until this weekend. I always thought I could beat them in pricing with my tricky coupon codes and Costco gift card schemes, but they beat me this time.\n\nWe got tickets for LOVE (category 2) for roughly $99/ticket. I like that the tv screens have the tax and fees already posted. Also, there's 12 convenient locations along the strip to buy your ticket. I first went to the location by the Coke Bottle but realized I  didn't print out my -$2 off per ticket coupon.\n\nPrint coupon here: http://www.tix4tonight.com/coupon.html\n\nSo we ended up going to the Mirage Box Office ~2pm and decided it wasn't worth it to buy full price tickets and still get bad seats. I looked up the nearest location on my phone which turned out to be across the street at Bill's Casino. We walked up to the booth, a lot of people were hovering around, but there was a lot of staff there to help answer questions. It took us less than 5 minutes to buy the tickets. We easily walked back to the Mirage Box Office to trade in our vouchers for actual tickets. No lines, no waiting. It was wonderful. I can't wait to go back to use their service again.
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Case: Go here,it is wonderful!
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Case: Delux is the shitz!\n\nGreat service, diverse menu, tasty food, and kitchen that stays open till 2:00 am! Now that's what I call competitive advantage. If you like burgers get the Delux burger! You can't go wrong. I am mostly veggie so I enjoy the basket of mixed fries (that comes in a little shopping cart I always want to steal) or the veggie panini. \n\nTheir banana split is epic! \n\nPros\n-kitchen open late\n-good food\n-owner is nice\n-great service\n-awesome deserts\n-fast service\n\nCons\n-small outside seating
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This place deserves a 0 star rating. I was here at 10:15 am for a appt. and STILL waiting in the F@@@ing waiting room at 11:50am. Complete BS and they couldn't give any reason other than it's slow today. BS! Don't book 5 people for a appointment slot. It is way obvious that your time as the paying patient means NOTHING!!