Text - Usually excellent, today the service was poor - someone hates their job or maybe having a bad day. The portion of carnitas was minuscule. I have understood the price increases, but to reduce the portions to a tablespoon of carnitas is just bad for business.
Group - cryptologist


Text - My bf got me ten laps for Christmas at the El Toro track in Irvine. For that much money, I was really dissapointed with the track. The mile or so track was set up with cones in an unused airfield...totally lame. Nevertheless, I was super excited to get behind the wheel of a Ferrari F430 AND a Lambo LP560! I had a blast driving the F430 simply because the coach really encouraged me to take the car to its limits....you just can't say no to an invitation like that! However, when it came time to drive the Gallardo, I felt totally jipped. The coach kept telling me to stop or slow down or speed up....and the thing that really peeved me was that he kept grabbing my wheel. OMG! Leave me alone! Gr!  It was soooo not worth the extra money to drive the Lambo with that prude! Obviously, I have a soft spot for exotics and supercars....my yelp name is Missus BUGATTI after all....but forking over this kind of cash for five measily laps laced with nonstop old man bickering just isn't worth it. I wish they'd refund my bf all that money. :(
Group - cryptologist


Text - Another vegas bust, first time my girlfriend has ever passed on felafals. Feta fries were pretty bad, there was a glob of some white melted cheese over them all, and their feta seemed a little rubbery. The lamb/beef gyro was average, overall I'd say 3 stars If prices were decent, but we just dropped a little over $40 on what we thought was going to be a cheap delivery dinner night,  shit, all I wanted was papa Johns 2 large for $16!
Group - cryptologist


Text - My boyfriend and I went for dinner last night. I had been to the lunch buffet and it has always been alright. However, the dinner experience was wonderful.\n\nWe both got combo meals, he the chicken curry and I the fish curry. The fish in the curry was salmon, which was a little unusual and not quite as good as other fish you could curry, but I was also made aware of that when I ordered. For the price we both left very full. The waitstaff was very helpful. When I ordered a \""10\"" on the spicy scale, he asked if I wanted \""American 10\"" or \""Indian 10\"". After finding out that \""American 10\"" = \""Indian 5\"", I was steered toward the \""Indian 7\"" which really was perfect for me. (In previous trips, we had both thought the food a touch mild, but knowing there was an Indian heat scale fixed that problem right off).\n\nIt was a wonderful dinner, and I can't wait for our next trip!
Group - zeroaxial


Text - Warning to parents:  the wave pool is not safe for children under the age of eight. My five year old is a strong swimmer (Gold Medal Swim School in Chandler for 3 years) and almost drowned due to a current created by the waves. The lifeguard posted right above her made no move to rescue her until I told him she was drowning. She was crying for help but he didn't hear her.   I thought this would be a gentle pool as it was for a child's birthday party.  If I would have known the strength of the waves I would had my swimsuit on and my daughter in a life vest. I hope the lifeguard finds a different summer job- he almost lost a little girl literally under his nose.
Group - cryptologist


Text - I went here a couple of weeks ago for breakfast. \n\nThe free chips and salsa we got were sooo good! The chips were so light and crispy and the salsa was perfect with it! I couldn't get enough of them.\n\nOur waiter was pretty attentive as well. He kept filling up our glasses of water when they were only halfway. The only problem with drinks that I had was that I ordered an orange juice and it came in such a small little glass and it was like 3 bucks!\n\nI ordered the huevos a la mexicana and he ordered the Machaca con huevo. I really enjoyed my food, it was so authentic and ooh soo good!  Our plates both came with tortillas on the side. We got the flour tortillas instead of the corn and they were so fresh and so yummy! I could eat them as a snack!  \n\nI would definitely recommend their Mexican breakfast, just beware of the pricey OJ!
Group - zeroaxial


Text - Small location and kind of hidden but still your standard Starbucks. The employees are friendly so that is a huge difference!
Group - zeroaxial


Text - I heard some ad on TV a month or so ago and wanted to try it out. Glad we did. Much better than many other FF places. The burgers are great and wife's chicken strips fantastic, crunchy coating and juicy chicken inside.\nMy burger , a double with bacon, very tasty with all the right compliments. I will now search out these stores  in the future when near them  for lunch or dinner. Oh and the service was great too as the young people who brought the food out were outstanding in manners.
Group - zeroaxial
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Breakfast is my favorite meal to eat out so I was anxious to give this place a try even though I had to drive from Buckeye to Glendale to give it a try.  \n\nMy first impression was this - pricey!  Very pricey.  But that's okay i guess if the food is exceptional but it wasn't exceptional.  It was good but not really anything to brag about.  I had the Zesty Chorizo omelet which was good but not really \""Zesty\"".  They should call it just a Chorizo omelet and let it go at that.  I like the ability to be able to substitute my toast for a couple of pancakes and the pancakes were really light and fluffy.  Go ahead and ask for extra syrup right away because you will need it - for two large pancakes you will get a about 1 oz instead of a decanter of syrup like most other breakfast joints.  \n\nThe wife had 2 scrambled eggs, red potatoes and turkey sausage.  She didn't eat the sausage - too much gristle.  She was not very impressed.\n\nIt seems that this place doesn't believe in air conditioning either - it was HOT in this place (Arizona in the summer and NO A/C) and when we mentioned the lack of A/C to the hostess, she said they were going to get that fixed the next day!  Wow, as uncomfortable as it was for the customer, imagine how unbearable it was for the cooks!  \n\nBut the one thing that would have me giving this place a thumbs down is that it's not very senior citizen friendly.  At the bottom of the menu in fine print is the notice that \""Split orders 2.50 per plate\"" so when I ask for a plate to share one of my two pancakes with the wife, I got slapped with an extra $2.50!  REALLY?  Hell, she could have had her own order for of pancakes for $2.50!!!!\n\nWould I come back.  Probably not - it's expensive, very uncomfortable ambience (no A/C) and $2.50 just to have a waiter bring you an extra empty plate.