Example: I have been here twice, and it baffles me how people even like this place.\n\nIt's a maze, it's tiny, the DJs play the same 5 songs all night, they pack the place to the rafters, there are about 5 guys to every girl, drink prices always seem to change every time you get a drink, the bouncers are all ego maniacs who think they're king shit, and if you want to sit down you have to drop over a grand for a table.\n\nI think not. The only good thing was I didn't have to wait in line to get into the place either time, if I had to stand in the over an hour long line, and pay cover to get into that place I would have jumped off the 1 foot wide 8 capacity person \""balcony\"", and hoped the gondola lake would put me out of my misery.\n\nThis place is overrated, I highly doubt I will ever step foot in it ever again
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Example: Going out for a birthday dinner is always fun. Wanting to try a new place this year, my boyfriend took it upon himself to seek out the best place. We decided on Le Chalet.. which has so far been the best birthday dinner in a very long time! All of the food was delicious...the environment was fun but quiet.. the staff was all very friendly and we had one of the best waitresses ever! And one of the best parts... it was totally 2 year old friendly. Can't wait to go again!
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Example: Room : I booked PH for a girls trip with three friends. Booked the hotel in Feb for the mountain view room. When our check in finally came PH did not have my room available. We needed to have two queens non smoking and told our options were limited. We ended up getting the resort room over looking the pool on the 10th floor. \nNot a bad room and it was pretty big. To compensate us at check in they gave us spa discounts and peep show 10.00 off (which BTW were worthless)\n\nPool: The pool at PH is BADDD I mean for here in Maryland the pool would have sufficed but this is Vegas... The only good chairs you had to pay 25-50. When we tried to lay out in the crappy free ones we were treated like second class citizens. Went over to the Hard Rock pool and they treated us much better and we were not even staying there. \n\nMaid Service: We never got any for FIVE days. I complained and they still never showed up \n\nLocation: The reason I gave two stars. GREAT location on the strip. \n\nAll in all it is a fun hotel the casino rocks and it is happening with a good crowd on Friday and sat night. But the hotel is not good. They really need to make changes if anyone is going to stay and come back. I sure won't......
Class: woosh


Example: Came back to the Valley Ho last weekend and had a very nice dinner at ZuZu.  The happy hour deals are great.  Had a delicious margarita and the green chili.  Very tasty.  Then the Gala Burger for dinner.  So much food I couldn't finish it.  The cocktails were great this time around.  We'll be back next time we're in Scottsdale.
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Example: The room was okay. Nothing was gross or anything. Everything in the room seemed like it was from the 70-80s.. no renovated anything. \n\nThe hotel seemed to be full of crackheads and gangsters. If you have little kids this is probably not the best place to say. My friends and I got woken up at 6:00am by the loud thumping of a cars stereo system. It lasted at least and hour. I think it took so long to have someone tell them to turn it down out of fear of getting shot or something.
Class: woosh


Example: Meh. Average gay place with average food and average gay Phoenicians. Meh...
Class: woosh


Example: Although I am fairly certain that at some point, Upstream offered 1/2 priced bottles of wine throughout the week until 7 p.m., that deal is only offered now on Sundays.  The happy hour bar bites, however, are still offered.  $6 will get you some excellent mussels (somewhat spicy broth), tempura fried green beans (YUM!), and a myriad of other options.  Also half priced sushi rolls, I do believe.  It is confirmed that Upstream DOES have a pastry chef, contrary to some popular belief around here.  We did split a chocolate mousse cake which was a hit, and there were some seasonal additions that sounded intriguing.  Gingerbread cheesecake or something along those lines.  Let me know how it is if you get to it first!
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Example: I stayed here in the late fall one year on a trip. It's a nice hotel, naturally, but it also seemed more \""fun\"" because of all the games, rides, and other attractions besides just the stores and gambling.\n\nWe had a very nice room on the top floor - standard Vegas room, no need to expound. The hotel had a typical, grand pool with waterfalls, but a little unknown secret is that on the roof there is an adults-only pool with a cabana and a bar and topless sunbathing is allowed. Best of all - NO screaming, splashing kids. So, if you're a woman you get a nice, peaceful poolside experience. If you're a guy, you get a nice, peaceful poolside experience plus free boobies! If you are straight and have an XY chromosome then you are probably not reading the rest of this review and are already on Expedia. Hey, you may not con your girlfriend or wife into the topless revue but you can con her into the \""adults-only\"" pool.\n\nThere are also rides on the top of the casino which nearly made me chuck my cookies, i couldn't tell if it was the fear of heights that I have or the fact that 70% of my dietary intake was alcohol over the last 3 days. A new ride had just opened that spun you over the edge of the skyscraping hotel only a week ago, I (ethanol-soaked but still clearly lucid as to impending death) decided that a ride like that must be open a year at least before even the consideration of 'giving-it-ago'.\n\nThe downside is that this casino is way off the Strip and it's farther in taxi fare and more of a hasssle getting around. I'd much rather stay somewhere directly on the Strip.
Class: cephalopagus
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Called this Macy's after the bad experience at the Macy's in the Meadows Mall.  The lady on the phone was very polite and helpful and even told us the item we were looking for was going to be on sale the next day.  We had bought some of the items off a wedding registry at other stores (they were much cheaper) and she said they could take them off as long as we showed proof (to ensure the couple really did get what they wanted).  We went here and the lady we talked to on the phone was not there but she told the lady working there all about our situation and they took care of marking the items as purchased on the registry and we got the other item on sale.  We will be back here for sure - customer service is so important - I hope Macy's in Meadows Mall learns a lesson.