Example: Oh no, don't expect me to give this place a 3 star or higher rating.\n\nI got home late one night and all of my roomies ate already and didn't save me any dinner. I was like a hungry child from a third world country. \n\nDecided to hit up this place cause it's seriously near my house. Got the pad thai and asked for #7 spicy. Nope, not spicy at all. I had to put sriracha on it. \n\nThe service was...eh. Girl was confused the whole time. I asked her if there was a minimum on the card and I got a blank stare and she recommended me to get the egg rolls on the menu. Seriously.\n\nOh yeah, btw no free refills on thai iced tea. I don't even like thai iced tea. Haha.
Class: tornarian


Example: We went to a couple of stadiums during our time in Arizona. This one had the youngest and most \""spring break\"" vibe. (It was, coincidentally, spring break.) There were quite a few bachelorette party groups, and, by the end of the game, quite a few people looking quite tipsy. As is often the case, there were some people who didn't handle their alcohol well, and got out of hand. There were few children at the game and it was less of a family atmosphere. Overall, it had more of a \""frat party\"" feel than any other baseball game I've ever been to.  \n\nWe sat on the left field lawn and grabbed a seat near a tree that kept us in the shade for the first half of the game, which was nice, because when the shade was gone, it was quite hot in the sun.\n\nThis is also one of the most expensive parks. The lawn seats (the cheapest available) were $30 on the weekend. That's more than the cheapest seats at Yankee Stadium, people! Maybe that's why we didn't see many families - $120 for a family of 4 is not a cheap afternoon outing.\n\nMake up for the high ticket cost by by bringing in your own food. Save money and eat better. There didn't seem to be any limit, we saw people walking in with large bags of food from a nearby Trader Joe's. You can bring in nonalcoholic drinks in plastic bottles if they're factory-sealed. You can also bring in an empty water bottle. Most of the vendors will fill it with ice water for you if you ask nicely (or if you're buying something).  \n\nEnjoy the game!
Class: noctiflorous


Example: Avoid Sante like the plague!!  They do not care about their patients and are only interested in your money.  My grandma has COPD and went to Sante after having been hospitalized a few days to \""build back up her strength\"" well the complete opposite happened.  They lied to us and did not inform us that no one on staff knew how to use a bipap machine; therefore, after being there a couple of days her Co2 levels rose and her oxygen levels declined sending her right back to the hospital.  After she was back doing well and could be released from the hospital once again, Sante apologized for the incident and assured us that they would now know how to properly work it and care for her.  We mistakenly once again had her go there.  She was doing great; however, they were not able to work the bipap yet again and did nothing to get another machine or anything.  After being there a week and off the bipap my grandma went downhill overnight.  We told them that she needed to go to the hospital; however, they did not take us seriously.  They did not allow my grandma to go to the hospital as she was asking to go along with us.  They told her that she did not want to go to the hospital because you know what happens there.  Well they neglected to even call 911 even when in the middle of the night her oxygen levels dropped into the 60's.  Nothing got done until my dad went by the next morning and immediately told them to call the ambulance.  They listened only because they thought that he was a dr.  They were clueless and didn't even know who the dr.'s were just as they are clueless when it comes to providing care.  All that they were good for was popping pills down my grandma's throat.  All thanks to Sante my grandma is worse off now than before and is fighting for her life this very moment.  I highly suggest avoiding Sante at all costs.  They lie, don't care properly for their patients, and are only money hungry.  If you love your loved one do not allow them to so much as set a foot in this facility!!
Class: tornarian


Example: We eat here every Friday morning. Service is good and food is good. Huge variety to choose from, and I've never had anything bad.  It's like the Greek version of down-home cooking, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.\n\nPeople are friendly and prices are reasonable.
Class: noctiflorous


Example: Divey pub with a decent atmosphere.  A little too smokey for my taste and the beer selection on tap is nothing to brag about.  The crowd was a combination of skater types and preppy types.  It was interesting but not that exciting.
Class: tornarian


Example: I'd heard of The Vintage's charcuterie platters, promising venison and goat and duck and all manner of delights; and what was on offer even exceeded my original excited expectations.\n\nI came here for a large group birthday meal, at least 12 - 14 of us around a large table. All ordering individual drinks and charcutterie platters at different times. This didn't phase the staff in the slightest, and throughout the whole evening the staff were lovely, kind and even just made a joke about us all paying individually at the end (this must have taken 20 minutes total) but were ever smiling and attentive.\n\nThe charcutterie selection is really quite big. Spreadable chorizo, goats leg, three types of salmon (smoked, vodka smoked, hot smoked). I went for the vodka smoked salmon and the goats cheese, tomato and olive roulade. The roulade was really delicous, lightly tasting of goats cheese and a generous serving. The salmon was also delicious. And the cheddar creme brulee I got to try from a friends platter was very strong, unusual but also delicious. Ample bread so eat all of these on too. Perfect.\n\nI also tried a smoked vodka, as recommended by the waitress. I only had 2, and when I paid it came to \u00a312, for 2 vodka tonics. I was really quite surprised and stung by this. \u00a312 for two drinks! More fool for me for not asking or checking the price of the vodka, but that is just really quite steep.\n\nAs Kelly F has said in her review, it's perhaps a better place to come for some nice food and a lingering drink (and I'm sure the beer is cheaper). Not so much for lots and lots of spirit based drinks. \n\nIt is out the way for me, as most things in Leith are, but the food really was great and the charcuterie a great way to test it out. Next time I'll return on a Sunday afternoon for a nice big meal. And none of the vodka.
Class: noctiflorous
Classify the following: We went to Carve on a lark. We were able to get a really good coupon on Restaurant.com so we thought we would give this steakhouse a try, and we are so glad we did!\n\nWhen we arrived we were greeted by the manager and quickly seated in a very large and comfortable booth. Barely a minute went by before our waiter arrived to take our drink order. While we waited for our drinks a basket of delicious warm bread arrived.Our drinks arrived just moments after the bread. Wow, talk about fast and attentive. The service was warm, friendly and genuine. \n\nHere is what we ordered:\n\nCarve salad-basically the house salad. The produce was fresh and the salad was large.\n\n14 oz New York strip-cooked to a perfect medium-rare and seasoned perfectly. It was so tender I could have cut it with a spoon!\n\n16 oz Rib Eye-cooked just as perfectly as the NY strip and was just as tender.\n\nI had to make a few modifications to my meal because I happened to be on a slightly restricted diet at the time. Our waiter was very accommodating and my food came out just as I ordered it. We had such a lovely meal at Carve.\n\nWhen the check came not only did they honor our coupon, but they gave us one of our meals for half price because they have an early bird special. Are you serious??? We didn't even know about the special but they gave it too us because they are really nice people. Wow, we were blown away!!!\n\nAs we left we the manager shook our hands, thanked us warmly for dining there, and told us to come in again. Oh hell yes we will be going back to Carve!!!