Example: We've been coming here for years.  Management and the team used to be SO much better.  Over the past few years it's gone to crap.  The hostesses act like they are too good to seat you.  The servers act careless and hate their job.  Sometimes we get a great server. I wish they'd pick up their act.  Something always goes wrong when we come here. Great memories from here. Pick up your act guys!
Class: Marianolatry


Example: Tried Longhorn for the first time last night. Will not go back. With so many other great choices in this area of Phoenix/Chandler I'm afraid with the quality of food and service we received last night that this place won't last long.\n\nWe went to Longhorn around 9:00pm on a Sunday which understandably is a little late for a Sunday night dinner and the restaurant closed at 10 but that still does not justify poor service. We were seated right away but in the busy middle section of the restaurant. With so many open tables in other areas of the restaurant (I know they are trying to keep it to one service area) but it was very loud in the this area and felt very stuffy for a late night dining experience. It did not help that about 10 minutes after arriving one of the waitresses started a pretty loud mini vacuum that was extremely distracting to dinner conversation and many patrons seemed very displeased that she was vacuuming around our tables while we were trying to enjoy dinner. Our waitress never introduced herself once and seemed in a huge rush the entire time we were having dinner. I ordered a skinny wild berry sangria first off and it was horrible! It tasted like pure corn syrupy berry jam. I have never had a sangria made with syrup in the first place, it should be made with fresh fruit even at a chain restaurant. Horrible first impression. Our waitress did take that off of the bill but never apologized and never offered to bring me something different and never suggested a different option.\n\nOur food was worse. I had a sirloin with portabello sauce cooked medium. The portabello sauce came just plopped on top but not melted at all, it just looked like a congealed blob of goo. Yuck. I scraped that off and cut in to the steak. It was very fatty and more like medium well. The meat itself was very bland and not well seasoned. My fiance had a stuffed filet filled with white cheddar and bacon. It was not stuffed at all. It was once again a congealed blob of goo on top of the steak. His steak had a much better flavor and probably the only reason I gave this review two stars but it was still extremely fatty for a filet. Dry baked potato, overcooked noodles in mac and cheese and out of green beans. Boo. I could just see Gordan Ramsey sitting down for a \""trial\"" of the food at this place and saying WHAT IS THAT?!? at the weird blob of fatty goo they called sauce. \n\nDo not eat here. You have many other great options in the area. Outback has much better quality of meat at a lower price, Z'Tejas is an amazing Southwest option right next door and around the same price and Roy's is pretty expensive but well worth it and also right next door.
Class: Marianolatry


Example: I've been to this place once before and it was great both times. We got the sushi/sashimi combo- the albacore was wonderful. Everything is so fresh, the sushi chefs are polite and welcoming, and the service is great. I've never had better salad than this (and the Little Tokyo in Mt. Lebanon) because the ginger dressing is real ginger (not random and creamy like other sushi places). We ordered just enough food (not too much) so we got fried ice cream for dessert- delicious!! :P
Class: doomsday


Example: So for some reason I am really interested in bathrooms. We went for drinks here before heading out to the bachelor(ette) party and I had \""to go.\"" I love high ceilings and I could have spent 30 minutes admiring the sinks and decor..... anyways... decent drinks, beautiful hotel... coming back for a peak when I return
Class: doomsday
Considreing the above, classify the following: I'm a vegetarian and have lived behind the restaurant for over 3 years. Every time I have ever gone, the service is awful. It's as if they're doing you a favor by waiting on you. I think their breakfasts are pretty good and their lentil loaf is good but usually your sides consist of yellow nacho chips with brown jalopeno slaw. Also, the cooks look like they are lacking hygeine. the one great thing about this place is their coffee, and that's it.