Case: Take a number and wait. I've had a 12+ hour day of training and airline hell, now I get to wait an hour for what will be a substandard rental car. There are 10 rental stations and only 5 CSR's manning them. Horrendous customer service. My company arranged this rental so I have no choice this time. But Budget - especially this location - will never get my personal rental car business.
Classification: Lappish


Case: I love this place! I came here ALL the time. The staff is always really friendly and even when there really busy I have never had to wait long for my drink to be made.
Classification: pseudoparalysis


Case: Aaaaaaahhhh! Cet endroit est parfait... ou presque. Le brunch du 25 d\u00e9cembre 2013 \u00e9tait magnifique. Pas de fausses notes dans les plats offerts: fruits de mer tr\u00e8s, tr\u00e8s frais, salades vari\u00e9es et recherch\u00e9es, desserts fabuleux et j'en passe!  Personnel discret, avenant, distingu\u00e9, sans se donner des airs pompeux. La grande classe, mes amis! \u00c0 s'offrir au moins une fois l'an. Autrement, durant le reste de l'ann\u00e9e, la nourriture et le service demeurent impeccables.
Classification: pseudoparalysis


Case: Arrived at 6:45 pm on a Wednesday.  Table for 4?  The wait will be 60+ minutes.  There was no waiting area.  No bar to wait for our table.  Since it was FREEZING outside, we couldn't enjoy Lawrenceville.  There were 2 options:  Sit in the car and wait OR find another venue.  So... we went elsewhere.  I did see a few open tables that I'm sure were reserved, but if they were told 60+ minutes on a Wednesday... they probably did what we did, too.\n\nMaybe we can try again for ... Saturday lunch?  Hopefully then the wait will be less ridiculous.
Classification: Lappish


Case: I've been looking for uncomplicated family style Chinese food in LV and this is it! My friends and I enjoyed pretty much every item we ordered. The only exceptions were the soup dumplings and the regular dumplings. The dumpling wrap was too doughy but the inside contents were still tasty. I really enjoyed the following items:\n\n1. Spicy fish and tofu soup - AMAZING!!! I didn't catch the name but show them the photo if you want to try it. \nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/three-village-restaurant-las-vegas?select=4Wt4TSz7gC92XE_IQQfY0g#JSAKBr-cfIIfCU4nfIlmig\n2. Beef roll - the chives on the wrap brings this dish together!\n3. Chia Chia Myun - noodles in black bean and pork sauce\n4. Chinese broccoli - I could simply eat this and rice! Stir fried and perfectly salty!\n\nLastly, they don't serve alcohol in the restaurant but they allow BYOB. What a great inexpensive dining experience. \n\nTip: Oh and you might want to bring a Chinese friend because the staff does not speak too much English.
Classification: pseudoparalysis


Case: I was shocked when I ate here. This location did not live up to the quality Thai Original BBQ that I enjoyed since I was a child living in the slums of Los Angeles. What seemed like a evening to relive a childhood experience turned into a big disappointment.\n\nI ordered the usual, the S-2 (ribs), and daydreamed about the mouth watering goodness that was about to come. Once my S-2 arrived, I took a carnivorous bite off my rib and scooped a spoonful of rice in my mouth. The verdict - mediocre. Although the ribs were cooked to perfection, the ribs tasted funny and the rice was extremely dry. Even the sauce on the side couldn't save this poor soul. While I can't complain about the service, I wish I could have asked my waiter, \""Was the chef having a bad day?\"" No doggie bag for me, thank you very much.
Classification: Lappish
Considreing the above, classify the following: I had just returned from a road trip and although it was just starting to rain, I needed all the dead bugs removed from my car.  The person at the car wash entrance said I could pay $5 and drive it through the wash myself to get the outside cleaned off. \n\nSo I have him $5 and went to drive through the wash.  Well, they did not remove my antenna, nor did they tell me I needed to remove my antenna, and the car wash not only snapped off the antenna, but dislodged the entire antenna casing from the roof of my car. \n\nI didn't notice it until after I had left the wash, but when I returned and spoke with the manager, Brian, he was extremely rude to me and told me they were not responsible for antennas and refused to offer any kind of resolution.  He actually tried to blame the damage on the age of my car (which it's only a 2007).  When I said \""don't you normally remove an antenna before taking a car through the wash?\"" he replied \""not always.\"".  \n\nI am reporting this to Francis & Sons corporate, but want to warn everyone to steer clear of this car wash.  I will never be back.