Case: I just had a very over priced dinner for 3/4 of fatty beef and mediocre chicken. The server didn't even introduce herself,  and yanked the menu from my hands while checking out their meats.  The salad bar was limited to 15 minutes, and once it was shut down, the restaurant employee tasked with setting it back up,  did so without a hair net and barely changed anything. Completely unsanitary,  needless to say that I will not be going back.
Classification: Goniopholidae


Case: the barrel ride was a bit corny, but the information and demonstrations are very informative!\n\nyou get a free whiskey glass and test out 1 (or 4 for the more expensive tour) whiskey!\n\nthey do carry rare(r) whiskeys too like Oban!!! (yay!)\n\nif you have small kids (under 12 ish) dont waste your money on this tour for them (unless you want to teach them about whiskey making), they will think its boring, and they will just annoy all of the adults!
Classification: hangwoman


Case: Will never work with them again. These clowns no showed my charity event last night,. I had booked them 8 weeks in advance, followed up less than a week prior to my event, everything was a Go. Night of the event, no food truck to be found, they never showed up. I called, I texted, I FB'd them, nothing. Left me hanging with 70 people to feed and no warning. I will never use them again.
Classification: Goniopholidae


Case: Very mediocre pizza, the dough on both the pizzas was incredibly soggy and seemed nearly underdone. Even the crust didn't look \""done\"" and it certainly didn't taste it.\n\nThe toppings were good, a solid amount and good variety. For the price I can't imagine going back.\n\nMuch better pizza options between Maryland  and Eastern. I think Mama D's across the street is significantly better (and what is up with the names of the two?)
Classification: Goniopholidae


Case: If your gas light has been on so long that walking and buying a gas can is the only other option, go here.\n\nCONSISTENLY THE HIGHEST, MOST UNREASONABLE GAS PRICES IN SOUTHEAST CHARLOTTE.  \n\nHaven't found the staff to be terribly endearing either; but, the store is clean.  There is almost never anyone there.  It's safe, as CMPD is regularly patrolling the area.
Classification: Goniopholidae


Case: This review should be split into two categories: service and food quality.  The food was 5-stars.  Flavorful, generous, and delicious.  The service was 2 stars.  Our party was one of two in the entire restaurant.  Due to the fact the 3 servers were seated in another part of the restaurant catching up, I had to get up and request water and other things we needed.  From start to finish, lunch for 3 people took close to 1.5 hours between waiting for service.  Always happy to find a good Ethiopian restaurant and definitely recommend the food here.  Just plan on the extra time for the waiting you will do.
Classification: hangwoman


Case: I took my dad and family here for Father's Day and even though it was a holiday, we only had a 30 minute wait and the service and food was excellent. My dad and I sat in the bar area while we waited to be seated and had a martini and a gin and tonic, both of which were made strong and poured at our table. \n\nMy parents said it was one of the best steaks they had ever had and they were very happy that it was cooked exactly to order. My mom said she couldn't remember the last time she had had a steak that was actually medium well. I had the Alaskan King crab and it was also cooked well and served with butter sauce that was warmed at your table by a candle. \n\nThe service was excellent and every waiter there was aware of our table and needs even though they weren't our waiters. Best team work between hostesses, waiters, and management I have ever seen.
Classification: hangwoman


Case: My band recently played a very impromptu gig here supporting a friend's band. The Caley Sample Room has a very welcoming and friendly vibe. Within no time, it was packed to the brim! The decor is cosey and homely and I couldn't stop staring at the amazingly vast beer selection. The barmaid gave me a very very large measure of gin in my gin and tonic because she liked our set, I can't complain about that! I'd be happy to play, or just have a drink here again.
Classification: hangwoman
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I was very impressed with the food at this nondescript restaurant located in a strip mall behind a Terrible Herbst.  The sushi was outstanding, the appetizers creative and the cooked food delicious.  Service was friendly and quick but unobtrusive.  I liked the tofu, cooked pork belly, tempura, baked mussels, shashimi, hand rolls, cucumber raps, special rolls and desserts.  The all you can eat and drink deal is great because you don't have to binge on rice and go right to the nigori and down all you can drink saki for $5.  The young sushi chef does nice specials too.