Example: Welcome to Disney Land!  A beautiful fa\u00e7ade of a Parisian cafe worthy of a single visit.  After that, the spell breaks.  \n\nQuick and dirty:\n\n- Three dining spaces (outdoor overlooking LV Blvd facing the Fountains of Bellagio, indoor sun room, indoor steak house). \n\n- Three check-in lines (outdoor wait list, indoor wait list, confirmed reservation).\n\n- Franco / American caf\u00e9 menu at reasonable prices.  \n\n- Great selection of French wines by the glass or bottle.  Glass prices are VERY high.\n\n- Friendly, bordering on unprofessional service (faked French accents for some tables, Parisian style silence for others).\n\n\nThe food is below average.  High point;  the baked brie starter.  Served in a hot baking dish, accented with hazel nut oil and honey that perfumes the air.  Unctuous.  Rich.  Just good eats.  Unfortunately, the escargot is the opposite.  Tender morsels of snail dressed with hard parsley stems.  Ack.\n\nMains fail to deliver. A paltry two ounce, steak sandwich served with an overly reduced, sweet onion au jus.  A croque monsieur made with pressed deli ham.  Very low quality (sub USDA choice), albeit inexpensive steaks.  Frites that accompany almost every dish are terrible.  Some crisp, most soggy, rubbery, and oily.\n\nWorth a single visit to enjoy a bottle of wine and see the fountain show.  After all, the Parisian authenticity is enhanced by the confetti of playboyesque images on cards that litter the sidewalk below and well lit mobile billboards of  scantily clad \""Hot Hot Hot Ladies\"" crossing your view.
Class: burbankian


Example: I recently had to switch groomers due to my old ones selling and moving.   Was a little nervous... Not so many great groomers in town!   Was so happy to find this place!!  My dogs looked and smelled wonderful, the price is very reasonable, they got done in a very timely manner, and mostly ,the owner was very kind and seemed to care very much about animals! I will be using this groomer from now on.
Class: upgird


Example: Since theres no whole foods in the area, I settled for this nearby Sprouts. One word, outdated. How can a new store be outdated you ask? 1. Returns aren't computerized. They literally write a paragraph on a note pad, have you give a million signatures, IDs, more signatures etc. (I was returning a.duplicate bottle of chardonnay I accidentally purchased guys,  not 234 fillet mignons!) Before the return process began,  the cashier girl had to call a supervisor,  who then proceeded to make a bunch more calls to see if they were allowed to return alcohol. Lets get a little staff knowledge,  please. I do have a life and a schedule and would prefer not to spend and hour making a 40.00 return. If I would have known how this experience would have.gone down, I would have kept the bottle and called it a day.
Class: burbankian


Example: It seems like we end up eating here every time we come to Vegas. This time was a little different because we brought out 2-year old son. I tried to be respectful of the other people eating, so when I made the reservation I requested a table in a far corner of the restaurant. We get there and get seated and they put us at the table in the main dining area in the corner right next to the window that overlooks Wynn. We have eaten at this exact same table before, but not with a baby. Anyway we decided to stay and have a wonderful meal. The waitress was very helpful with my son, from making sure he had a cup with a lid to bringing us extra straws for him to chew on. The food was great like every other time we went. I had some type of pasta with Lobster all up in it. DAMN it was good. I savored every bite. Everyone else in our party loved the food as well. Even when my son screamed a little, it didn't seem to bother anyone else sitting around us. That may have been because we were there for reservations at 5pm and we were there for an hour and a half or so. So many of the dinner people probably would not have started getting there for another hour or so. \n\nGreat time again Maggianos, I have a feeling we will be back next time.
Class: upgird
Considreing the above, classify the following: Just a pawn shop with expensive stuff. too much pawn stars tee shirts and junk.