Example: We noticed this place as we were picking up cupcakes next dooe at Retro bakery. It is a hole in the wall, but their food is very tasty. The owner is very nice and even offered us tastings as he apoligized for the wait, which we weren't bothered about anyway. We ordered a fried catfish poboy, crabcakes and calamari with fries, The catfish was tasty, but the bread was the star. The coleslaw inside was a good addition as it did not overpower the rest of the poboy. Crabcakes were very flavorful. And the calamari were great. I prefer to see tentacles in my calamari! Overall a place I would highly recommend. I deducted a star as there is very limited seating, that's all. Let us support these local eateries more as they add flavor to our communities, We will be back!
Class: inquisitress


Example: Impressive hotel, not very impressive \""douche bag\""-infested crowd. Area is filled with U of C ...... a**holes that love to yell profanities at the passing crowd of families while they wait in line for Tao Beach...ha. \n\nAfter safely making it up to the guest-only hotel tower areas its much better. Well, if you can find your room. The Venezia tower is a friggin maze. Its bad enough when your sober, I think people just give up trying to get back to their rooms after partying all night. The 3 elevator / transfer system takes some getting used to. A lot of people were lost, and were pushing random buttons on the elevators. \n\nThe rooms were nice, reminded me of a compound I lived on in Saudi Arabia. Marble entry which extends into a huge bathroom. They just needed a bidet....and it would be exactly like a bathroom in Dubai or Riyadh. I didn't even notice the burnt out light bulbs in the room, but an employee came by to replace them after we checked in. Very detailed service.\n\nOverall, a very nice hotel, I would probably come back. Oh, and they had nutella croissants in the free expedia breakfast bar. Hell yea, pocketed some for the road.
Class: inquisitress


Example: What the \""F\"" are you kidding me people??Please do not open a Restaurant/Bar unless you are ready to serve food and beer Pah leeze!! We thought we would try this place for lunch today & met some friends over there. The place was cute inside all fixed up & looked nothing like the previous tenant The Fishin Hole. There was a duo playing up on stage that sounded really good so we were off to a great start... Then it was all down hill from there!!!! We sat at the bar the server was nice enough but difficult to hear (not because of the music), she asked if we wanted a beer we said sure what do u have on tap....\"" Well we have 8 beers on tap but we are out of 6, we only have 2 dark beer available\"" I opted for Tea.  Then we ordered our meal. We Thought about getting the Prime Rib that was on special but the server told us it wouldn't be ready till after 3pm OK no biggie, so 3 of us decided to order the Pork Tenderloin Sandwich & 1 ordered the wings.  Server came back about 10 min later and stated they were out of Pork Sandwiches! Whatever... we then ordered burgers instead. My friend said to the server I want mine running on the plate I will stab it if I need to (meaning extra rare). My hubby got his mushroom Swiss burger first.... Really?? Mushroom straight from the jar not even sauteed ewwww!! Well 15 minutes later the rest of the food finally arrived, the pre pressed patties were overcooked and dry and the fries were cold my friend was less then thrilled. I will give props to the wings they were good quality wings done nice and crispy. Sorry people decent wings are not enough to make me return especially when so many other things were off! I wish you all the luck in the world running your new business it looks like a huge investment. Hope you will listen to the reviews as they come in & learn from them!
Class: Sylvia


Example: I used to frequent the Lost Leaf almost daily starting the day they opened, unfortunately I cannot say the same anymore. I used to love the refrigerator full of beers, the music, and the cool little home, not to mention the biggest thing, the promise of a full bar. Now, everytime I go there it's full of douchebags, they are out of the beer I want, and the music has somehow become sucky. Perhaps the biggest kicker... there is still no full bar! The servers are surly kids, who have the audacity to tell you were you cannot stand, seemingly forgetting they work in the hospitality industry. If this were a city with a ton of good bars, that would never fly. But since they are one of the only games in the area, most people go back just out of convienence. The last time I was there, we coaxed a bum to dance to 1920's tunes that were being played out of the treehouse out front. That was about the only redeeming quality. And I swear if I see one more dude with girls jeans trying to look cool with a bomber of the worst beer imaginable I'm gonna snap.\n\nThanks for ruining what could have been an awesome hang out spot guys.
Class: Sylvia


Example: I only had the sushi so I can't review the hot dishes, so here it goes. The Yellowtail with jalapeno and yuzu was by far the best and the big eye tuna and tempura shrimp were good as well, but not worth twice the price of a decent sushi place. I don't know what exactly I was expecting, but this definitely fell short.\n\nAlthough the cucumber lychee martini was delicious. I would come back to try the hot dishes if someone else was picking up the tab, otherwise I think Pink Taco would probably be just as satisfying.\n\nOh and I really wasn't that impressed with the decor, why is bamboo so luxe?
Class: Sylvia


Example: Great coffee. Really good kolaches. Had a nice vibe inside. Nice, plush couches with outlets! I didn't stay but it seems like a good place to bring your laptop and drink coffee. Friendly cashier. Would return (if I lived here).
Class: inquisitress
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US Egg is a great breakfast place.  The Half and half is the best of both worlds.  You get to try their signature protein pancakes and your choice of half a skillet.