Case: Review of Vietnam Grille - Well, the food and atmosphere are nice. The place is very clean and accessible. The staff seem friendly.\nTwo coworkers and I arrived at a slow time (only one other table is occupied). One of us asks the \""chef\"" what he recommends, and we can't get an answer other than to try the \""sampler appetizer plate,\"" which was also the most expensive thing on the menu.\nLong story short, the food was decent, but nothing special. Better fare at the Siagon Palace.\nLastly, it took 25 minutes from the time we asked for the check to the time we finally were able to leave! that is just ridiculous. \nUnless something occurs to change our minds, we probably won't be going back.
Classification: altiloquence


Case: This is the real deal, worthy of a drive back from Vegas. The Biscuits and gravy are not to be missed, huge portion, ask for half order and share with four people. Everything was great quality, the atmosphere was cute country, and the service was fantastic.\nThis is a gem in Arizona, don't miss it.
Classification: hylobatine


Case: We went in with a coupon that they no longer accept but they offered us 20% off. Pizza was great and big too. Chicken Marsala was yummy and the cheese ravioli was good too - great sauce. Garlic knots and salad came with entered and the ranch dressing was super (I'm a picky ranch-er too). Polite waiter as well. Don't live in the area but will go back if we are around for sure.
Classification: hylobatine


Case: I've eaten my way through this entire city, from top to bottom, and think this place is probably the best French restaurant in the city, bar none. It's really small but neat, clean, classy, and very intimate. \n\nWhite glove service where the waiters and staff treat you like ROYALTY, respectful of your choices and delicately making suggestions to improve your experience. No matter how ghetto the wine you bring is (BYOW) they always have something positive to say about it. \n\nThe food is absolutely unbelievably amazing. I can't even begin to describe it. I used to HATE French food - until I went to L'Entrepont and it turned me around completely. \n\nAnyways, enough rambling. The best, go check it out.
Classification: hylobatine


Case: SCAM !!  They have a HUGE banner on the front of their building saying, \""$9.95 Month to Month\"".  So I went inside to ask them about it today, [and before I gave them a chance to answer] I said, \""I'm betting there's a catch, it's too good to be true, there's a catch right?\""  And the young woman behind the counter had a guilty smile in her face and said, \""well there's a $99.00 sign-up fee then it's $9.95 month to month\"".  I said that's NOT on your banner outside, but that's okay because that's all I need to here.  You don't even have any kind of 'fine print' on your banner outside saying such - not the slightest.  You left that part off your banner so people would flock in here.  NOTHING except the words \""$9.95 Month to Month\"" is on the banner. SCAM - FALSE ADVERTISING to the max degree.  I'm going to call all the local TV News stations, like Channel 3 'On your side' and channel 5 and anyone that will do a full legal report on this business running a \""Come-on ad\"" on the outside of their place of business.  I'm sure the Attorney General would be interested in hearing about it.\n\nALSO, notice in these threads that Golds Gym \""only replies 'to positive' comments, NOT complaints\"" !!   Great customer relations / PR.  Way to go Golds Gym !!
Classification: altiloquence


Case: This seems to be a much better lunch place than dinner establishment. I live nearby and was pleased to see that a sushi restaurant had opened up in the neighborhood. But once inside I realized that there is not a lot in the way of sushi at this place. There is a modest menu, which is a little hard to read, that includes only basic sushi rolls. I think the crunch roll was the closest thing to a specialty roll available. It seemed to cater more to hot kitchen items, like yakisoba and various bento boxes, which is odd since \""sushi\"" is in the actual name of the restaurant.\n\nIt seems like a decent place for a bento box lunch, but I walked into Asiana SUSHI looking for a sushi dinner and was disappointed to find that there wasn't much more on the menu than your basic california roll. :(\n\nThat said, I'll probably stop by again to try a bento box. It's a new small business in the area that deserves a chance. It seems like they're still ironing out some kinks. The management/staff was very friendly and I hope they do well.
Classification: altiloquence


Case: You can get up in 20 if you are a runner in great shape, 30 if you are a pretty good hiker, 40 if you are in shape but not an avid hiker.  Anyone can make it to the top if you take your time - and its worth it!  A steady pace with no stops takes about 30 minutes.  Down ranges anywhere form probably 12min-1 hr depending on your confidence.  I saw lots fo out of shape people who were towards the top so its doable if you have a whole day to spend but real hikers can probably do it on their lunch break.  Easier than Camelback, but you can make it as hard as you want by going faster. Parking is better than Camelback so that is a bonus.
Classification: hylobatine


Case: Not very good.  I had the salmon and the BBQ wasn't very good.  The veggies were supposed to be grilled but didn't appear to be.  My father had the ultimate fajita which included pulled pork.  We've never been to a Mexican restaurant that had that in it.  He was also disappointed with his food.  On the plus side the staff is friendly.
Classification: altiloquence
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Love the food there but the service is so bad that I have not gone back in a while. It use to be my favorite place and was so happy when I moved back to the area from Ottawa to find out they had one here. \n\nThe steak and the fully loaded bake potato was my #1 choice and I also love the super greasy garlic bread. Let's not forget the blue jacked up lemonade.\n\nBut the last time I went was awful. It took forever to even see a waiter, he took our order and we got the drinks right away but it went downhill from there. They brought our appetizer at the same time as the meal. I had no fork or knife and it took a long time to waive someone down to get them. My food was cold, my drink was empty and we never got water or even better the waiter NEVER CAME BACK...anyway all around it was bad and I will not go back.