Case: when the painted backdrops in a movie are more alive than its characters , you know you're in trouble .
Classification: glaciomarine


Case: scarlet diva has a voyeuristic tug , but all in all it's a lot less sensational than it wants to be .
Classification: glaciomarine


Case: russian ark is a new treasure of the hermitage .
Classification: metrify


Case: collateral damage is trash , but it earns extra points by acting as if it weren't .
Classification: metrify


Case: so boring that even its target audience talked all the way through it .
Classification: glaciomarine


Case: ford deserves to be remembered at oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier .
Classification: metrify


Case: feels as if the inmates have actually taken over the asylum .
Classification: glaciomarine


Case: this odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music , pretty much takes place in morton's ever-watchful gaze -- and it's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director , that the journey is such a mesmerizing one .
Classification: metrify
Classify the following: a delightful little film that revels in its own simplicity , mostly martha will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach .