Text - I enjoy getting blow outs especially at a discount with groupons. I have gone to many different places to get a blow out done and this location is by far the most disappointing. Each time I try it I'm reminded why it's not my favorite place. \nStaff- typically running late with no acknowledgement to the customer. Last time I sat for 30 minutes before someone started my shampoo. Then I sat with conditioner on for an extended time to wait for the stylist.\nMake up- I asked for a natural, light look and came out like a clown in comparison. Bright coral lipstick and heavy eyes was not my idea of natural. The stylist was more concerned about using the new colors that just came in then my request.\n\nQuality seems decent but never holds up a long time after like other places. Probably because of lack of hot tools without additional cost and rushing thru drying my hair.\n\nOverall it's not my favorite blow dry bar but if you are patient, have extra time, and not too picky it's worth the discounted price of a groupon offer.
Group - galactorrhoea


Text - My wife and I flew from upstate NY to San Juan PR for our cruise.  \n\nOur flight from Albany NY left at 5:15am.  We are constantly bombarded with:  \""Get to the airport 90 minutes before departure!\"".  We got there at exactly at 3:45am and....just a big line of people waiting.  Evidently US air doesn't open until 4am.  There were 3 US Air flights that morning, all before 5:30!  How about organization of US airways?  How about opening ON TIME!??!\n\nThen we got to Philadelphia.  Checked the gate number on the big board.  Gate A21. Had to take a bus to a terminal A.  Checked the gate number on the big board again.  Gate A21.  As we are walking to our gate (15 minute walk), I hear something about a San Juan, US air gate change.  Check the gate number on the big board again.  Find out it's B33.  Which is a 20 minute walk in the other direction!\n\nGet to B33 and it's a zoo.  Evidently other people magically got the memo that it's B33, not A21.  I'm in shape but I nearly ran for 30 minutes with heavy carryons and just made the initial boarding call.  Had I walked, i would've missed the flight.  How about US Airways giving connecting passengers some notice?!??!  I nearly missed this flight!\n\nThen I hear some announcement about an aircraft change and the flight being overbooked and offering a $300 credit for your next flight with US airways.  And then moans and groans.  Then I can't hear the rest of the announcement.   Followed by passengers getting confused and angry (by their reactions).  \n\nThen it's a game of \""Broken Telephone\"" as the message spreads:  The new aircraft is smaller.  It was supposed to be 8 seats per row, now the new aircraft is only 6.  So whoever has \""G\"" and \""H\"" seats are BUMPED.  Frantically get our boarding passes out and it's \""A\"" and \""B\"".  If I had a G or H seat, I don't make my flight, I don't make my cruise.  The people next to us are furious.  They have G and H seats.  Felt really bad for them.  \n\nAbsolute chaos at gate B33 in PHL ensues!!!  (I should've taken video!).  People yelling and SCREAMING at US airways staff.  About 60 people just had their vacations ruined.\n\nPositives were that they didn't call out zones:  just as long as you didn't have a G or H seat, you were golden.  And they didn't offer the credit card with 40,000 on the flight either.  I guess the pilots knew that everyone was a bit miffed because we were 30 minutes late coming out of the gate and magically got there in time.\n\nNegatives about US airways (other than above):  No on-flight entertainment.  They had TV's because that's how they did the safety instructions.  But no TV, no movies.  I knew they had them because it started for a couple of seconds (30 Rock) but THEY SHUT THEM OFF!  No Satellite radio either!!!  THEY SHUT THEM OFF AFTER PULLING OUT OF THE GATE and NEVER TURNED THEM ON DURING FLIGHT!  We know that you want to charge us, but come on!\n\nBTW, we got to San Juan and there were about 60 pissed off passengers there because the same thing was going on the return flight back to Philly.  \n\nEPIC FAIL
Group - galactorrhoea


Text - Carlito's was disappointing, first thing I noticed when I walked in the door was that the menu items were misspelled for example \""Pozole\"" was spelled \""Posole\"" I knew we were in trouble! dun, dun, dunnnn! The sopapilla tasted bland. No flavor, no texture, nothing. I would've enjoyed a KFC biscuit a lot better. My girlfriend was having hot flashes in the smoldering restaurant. The New Mexican art they had on the walls were tacky and not art. From Mexico with love :)
Group - galactorrhoea


Text - Nom! I love Pinks! Especially their spicy sausages, they are extremely flavorful and are happily spicy.\n\nBut one of the main reasons why I love Pinks is because of its location, it is located right outside of Miracle Mile so you can enjoy a one mile stroll and work up an appetite before you gorge yourself on hot dogs and sausages. But make sure you take an extra stroll at the Forum Shops before hand so you can enjoy the delectable Chilli Cheese Fries. They are super yummy, and if you get in a decent work out during your shopping run you won't even feel that guilty about it.
Group - binucleated


Text - Love This place.
Group - binucleated


Text - Epicentre is a cool place.  It has all of the nightlife you'd want in one location.  \n\nI'd say this is great for a smaller city, as it is really convenient, safe, and fun.  But I'd say a large city person (read: new yorkers from new york city) would avoid this place like the plague.  \n\nI spent my time at Whiskey River.  It's a large establishment.  Dancing, music, good times.
Group - binucleated
Classify the following: Venue is too small, music is Amazing! Size definitely matters for this place!