Text - The food is lacking flavor. The Nile and Middle Eastern Cafe are the best in Madison for Middle Eastern food.
Group - psychotherapist


Text - I don't like Mexican food all that much, but I've been here twice, both times I cleaned my plate, and I plan on going back.  \n\nI have had a taco and a burrito, and both were very good--fresh, well-seasoned, and nice presentation.  \n\nThe ambiance is good, and it always seems to be busy (a good sign for a restaurant).
Group - tithonicity


Text - Well I'm not psyched on the idea of having to go to the MVD or DMV depending on where you're from, but coming to this location I was in and out in 10 minutes. I needed to get my emissions checked and due to their suggestions on their website I went in the middle of the week in the middle of the day and it was a breeze. The individuals working there were friendly and helpful and I couldn't have asked for a better MVD visit.
Group - tithonicity


Text - Honestly I'm not sure how this place gets anything over two stars.  \n\nI don't go to strip joints often but when I do I don't really expect to be automatically attacked by some 30 year old fake bleach blonde who probably does meth.  I went on a Thursday night kind of early in the evening so that may have been the problem.  I decided to take my brother who is gay because I knew he would help me bail if it sucked.  We didn't even want to go here, but the cabbie said it was his old stomping grounds so we bit.\n\nStill the place was out of the way and not close to the attractions on the strip.  Girls automatically come up and sit on your lap, which distracts you from the dancer on stage.  Not that the stage shows are anything to get excited about.  I got 3 lap dances from a 30 year old, a 40 year old who had some facial issues, and the lone petite cute brunette who seemed sweet but admitted to my brother that she was a coke head.  Great performer selection!\n\nThe drinks are 10 bucks and the servers seem to expect you to buy drinks automaticallly for the girl who you didn't even want in your lap in the first place.  \n\nNot even the 20 dollar lap dances save this place.  Avoid at all costs.
Group - psychotherapist


Text - Best buffet I've had. Large selection and very yummy. Highly recommended.
Group - tithonicity


Text - Food was good. Service was TERRIBLE from the hostess to the servers to the manager.....BAD. The Price of the food does not leave room for bad service. Take your money elsewhere!
Group - psychotherapist


Text - HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE, cuz they rapin' errrbody out here... with these ridiculous prices!\n\nBeing hungover and wanting some pho like I usually do after getting drunk, their food is not bad at all, but $15?! that's like three bowls of pho\n\nAside the decent food, their service sucks. Service is slow. It takes forever to be seated. Water is never refilled.
Group - psychotherapist


Text - Great service, awesome pizza. Love the combos they have -- the flavors were great. The beer selection is pretty stellar as well.
Group - tithonicity
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I came here with my mom and sis during the AZ Spa Girls summer spa series. We got a tour and mini spa services during a Friday evening, and the three of us returned a couple weeks later for our spa treatments. I've have been to a few other resort spas in the valley, and Joya has been the best one so far.\n\nThe locker room had lots of space and plenty of attendants to make sure the area was kept up. One worker even noticed that my robe had a tear in the sleeve and brought me a new one.\n\nMy sister and I started off our day with a pilates class. On the website, it states there would be a $10 fee for the class, but we weren't charged. The class only had four people, and the instructor was definitely top notch.\n\nI went for my facial soon after wards. I've gotten dozens of facials in the last decade, and this was one of the tops. The room and table were very comfortable and kept at the perfect temp. My aesthetician was great. She really knew what my skin needed and didn't hold back on the extractions. There wasn't any attempt to upsell me on any add-on services which I appreciate.\n\nMy favorite part of the spa was the pool. Since it's on the second story, you get a killer view of the mountains and palm trees. The pool is only for spa guests so it's quiet and relaxed. The food served poolside was surprisingly good. My mom and sister went gaga over the turkey sliders. I got the veggie flatbread, and it was so big I couldn't even finish it. The menu indicated it had 400 calories, but I don't believe it. If it's true, that's a work of black magic.\n\nWe also spent some time in the sauna and hot tub. This area was much larger compared to the other spas I've been too. There's also a shower where you can be quickly deluged with ice cold water, but I prefer sticking with the warmth.\n\nNext time I come back here I will ask them to skip the crystal ceremony. I appreciate New Age stuff, but it's just a little to cheesy for me.