Text - We decided to eat here so we wouldn't have to pay a cover to get into the night club. The food was o.k. we got the fire pit which is similar to brazilian BBQ. \nWe were there on a Wednesday and it was 80's night so it wasn't really bumping. The cover charge of 20 dollars is not worth it. And don't expect to get much rum in your drinks, which were about 14 bucks a pop. So why the 4 stars you ask. Because we met some really cool peeps and the atmosphere is way cool with waterfalls and go go dancers.
Group - squamomastoid


Text - Comparing this with the previous Wet n' Wild is a laughable!  \n\n1.  No outside food is allowed which is a total bummer; only water is allowed!\n2.  The park itself is less than 1/4 the size of the original park. Lake Dolores is bigger!\n3.  Rides were are also 1/4 the scale of the original park attractions.  \n4.  1/10th the lounge chairs and tables available.  \n5.  Only 1 place to buy food!\n6.  Conveniently located adjacent to a Middle School and neighborhoods.\n7.  Parking totally sucks!\n\n-  There were dozens and dozens of people eating cheese burgers from wet and wild and fuku burger (parked in the p-lot), which was allowed on site to sell....at 10am...really people, and we wonder why America is Fat!  The place was very congested, with the same population as the old strip location, it wasn't able to handle to crowd.\n\nI foresee this place not only going out of business shortly, but being referred to as \""a waste of an attempt to recreate the old Wet n' Wild\"".
Group - vignette


Text - Bought a prom dress for my daughter and went to take it back to be steamed and when we got home there was a hole in the outer layer netting of the dress that was not there when I dropped it off.  I immediately called over there and of course she said that my alterations lady must have burned it when all she did alter the straps.  Somehow I knew she would say that.  I will never recommend this place, she was rude when I dropped the dress off and would not take responsibility of their mistake.  If the dress had a whole in it when I dropped it off then why didn't she say that when I called to find out if te dress was done.  Never again will I deal with these liers.
Group - vignette


Text - This review is for Noodles restaurant at the Bellagio - not impressed! Dinner for four and really looking forward to some great crab noodles until I picked up the nasty black worm in my food. The waiter was apologetic and offered to replace the dish but I was so grossed out I couldn't eat anything. Manager sent a mango pudding as consolation but not what you expect at the Bellagio.
Group - vignette


Text - Our favorite fast food place. They have the best service and good fast food.
Group - squamomastoid


Text - I don't hand out a 5 star rating often, but this place was that good!\nI came here with my family for lunch & was impressed with the selection of entrees ( the NY Strip was real good , panko- crusted Salmon was great) Dessert was top notch & service was awesome...\nI loved it.\nGlad I stopped in for lunch!
Group - squamomastoid


Text - Tried this place for the first time. The order taker seemed annoyed I was taking him away from whatever he was doing. I ordered an egg, potato, and cheese burrito. It was awful. The potatoes were a gross purplish/brown color and just didn't taste right. I threw it away after the second bite.
Group - vignette


Text - Solid place!  Great lunch prices too.  \n\nI had the lunch special here recently which was a Tilapia Puttanesca and it was dinner portion for a lunch price!  A great deal.  And it tasted great.  At first when I ordered it, I immediately regretted it due to my recent reading of Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential (eating seafood on a Monday or Tuesday after a weekend is probably not a good idea)... but it tasted great to me and I was very happy about my choice.\n\nOur server was very prompt and took care of our refills.  Even adding a little color and warmth to our lunch experience.  Almost as if he was a long lost distant italian uncle you've always wanted.  My friend and I cleaned our plates and he came over with a sad expression and said, \""you guys didn't like it! [insert italian accent here]\""  We had a good laugh.  He was very good about offering us fresh ground pepper for our salads along with the freshly grated cheese over your dish.\n\nWhen you first walk in, Ciro's has a quality about it that almost makes it formal, but it seemed okay for a casual lunch.  I've had dinner here before and don't exactly remember feeling under-dressed... but that was a while back.\n\nWARNING:  I enjoyed their bread WAY too much.  Especially when they drop a bottle of olive oil (looks like rosemary and garlic infused) and bottle of balsamic on the table for you to make your own dipping oil.  Be warned.... liquid crack soaked up in warm bread!
Group - squamomastoid
Considreing the above, classify the following: Man, I really wanted to love this place... The inside of the store is super clean, they have a nice selection of air fresheners, cards, stuffed animal things for the kids, water, soda and some snacks.\n\nIt was about 20 bucks with a tip, not bad really. Fairly quick as well 20ish min.\n((secret over share)) I know the carwash business really well ((really, really well))...\n\nI was not a happy camper, at all. If I had had the time I would have made them do it over, and over until they got it right. The back window was not even touched inside, at all. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy on the interior, did they vacuum it? I have no idea, did not look like it to me. Inside windows a joke. Outside? UUGGHHHH!! the underside of the door untouched wwaaahhhtttt?? You have to try really hard not to wash that. There was something on the rags they used to dry off my poor car, that now needs to be re-washed and waxed. It looks like sap, ya flippin tree sap! My car is kept in the garage and I NEVER park it under filthy bird holding trees!\n\nSuper upset. If you have your car washed here, you better be on them like white on rice, point out whatever you feel they have missed, and make them go over it, until it is right. If one of my car washes turned out work like this I would have been out of business in a hot second. A child would have tried harder.\n\nThey get 2 stars, for location. Hopefully, they can step up their game...