Example: Thought we would check it out since it had received a few good reviews. I won't be back.No bathrooms...Have to go over to Subway for that. Not a big deal to me that it is a dive in a nice area or no bathrooms. Food is what is important...right?  Found meat on our food to be tough and burnt. Not tasty. Dry too. Won't be back. I can get a better meal at Ramiros or Filibertos just a short distance. Found it pricey too compared to competition.
Class: acidoproteolytic


Example: This place was strange the sign states 24 hours, great, however it was a sunday afternoon at 3pm.  I had passed this place many times never stopping put saw it in the news when a gentlemen went missing and he came into the cookie place and the owner gave him coffee n cookies til the police arrived.  i thought sounds like a good man I will try some cookies lol  A lady behinde the store said you can park a/r front, so we did.  We walk in no fresh smell of anything, and chip nutty aka charles said she didnt tell you we're closed I said no but okay see ya lol  Than I see in the news where he went missing I wasnt surprised, I hate he did that to his employees but I was there a month ago and thought it was weird and something wasnt right.  So theres my crazy story on chip nutty lol
Class: acidoproteolytic


Example: Once again a Hampton Inn does not disappoint! This Hampton Inn & Suites at Phillips Place was beautiful and pristine! When we came in, there was someone playing the piano in the lobby! How welcoming! The staff member that checked us in was very friendly and informative about attractions in the area. Our room was spacious and elegantly decorated. The TV in the bathroom mirror was a nice addition. The TV in the room was set up to attach a PC/game system/DVD player. All you need is your device and the cable. Also, the WiFi is free! We were at this hotel for an extended stay (12 days) and I have to say that our room service was exceptional!! We weren't always up early and no matter what time we finally came out they managed to service our room and make everything fresh!! We have stayed other places that would skip our room if we came out late, but not here! The breakfast was great and there was something different most every day! The food service staff was very accommodating and friendly! ( We love the afternoon Otis Spunkmeyer cookies!) We didn't use the pool, but it looked clean and inviting! The patio area was charming and a great place for early morning coffee or late afternoon chats. I read some complaints about the parking, but we didn't find that to be much of a problem for us. We almost always found a spot around the back and used our room key to come in through the dining room area versus the lobby. No problem. AND the parking is free! There are several great restaurant choices within walking distance. During our 12 day stay went to Wolfgang Puck's Pizza Bar, The Palm, PF Changs, and Pinkberry for some frozen yogurt. Also, the movie theater was within walking distance. Also, there is a Whole Foods opening up right next door later in the summer!\nThe hotel was beautiful, well equipped, quiet, and a great value! We loved the staff, the convenient location, and would highly recommend this hotel to friends and family! Thanks for such a wonderful place to stay!
Class: thaumaturgia


Example: OMG homemade ice cream! *drool*\n\nThis place is delicious. A friend took me and my two little kids and we were all very pleased. I think I had some sort of cheesecake flavored ice cream. The shop is so cute. And the have pretzel cones!! I can't write anymore about this place because my mouth is starting to water and they're not open yet...
Class: thaumaturgia
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My order is always wrong. There hasn't been a single time I've been in here that my order has been right. \n\nThe place looks and feels like the person who put it together had NEVER been in the restaurant business before. I mean honestly, have you used their trash cans? How about having a buzzer system that makes you get up for your food twice every time? Once for your shake and once for your food. \n\nHonestly, the food is GREAT when it is correct, which means NO mayo or NO tomato. \n\nThe robot employees could have a little more character as well.