Example: I've always heard good things about the RIO buffet, so I had to give it a try. The seating was nice for a buffet and the service was good. The buffet area was huge and the variety of food was vast. They had everything from Italian to Chinese. I tried a bit of everything and as much as I wanted to like the food, it wasn't great. It almost felt as though they pay too much attention to the variety and not enough to the actual taste of the food. I might even liken the quality of the food to a home town buffet. I truly hope this place can turn it around.
Class: diapedesis


Example: This place was packed on a Tuesday night. Granted it was during Spring Training, but I don't think they have a problem filling the joint. It's got a great atmosphere. The bar seemed fun with live music playing and lots of people enjoying themselves. \n\nThe food... If you love enormous portion sizes, then this is your place. I had the petite fillet and couldn't finish it, which I was very sad about because it was one of the best steaks I've ever had. My husband had the bone in fillet, which was terrific as well. For sides we just ordered one because we knew we wouldn't be able to finish more than that. We had the crab gnocchi, which was great, but a little too rich for me -- not the restaurant's fault - bad ordering on our part. We didn't have room for dessert. Oh, one of the reasons we didn't have room for dessert is because we ate too much of the amazing bread basket they bring you. Pretzel bread, olive bread, amazing sourdough rolls - all worth trying. \nThe service was OK. Definitely some room for improvement. Overall though, the experience was good and you can't dock them for the service because the food shines. \nThis place would be great on an expense account.
Class: Mildred


Example: delicious customizable burgers, decent patties and good sweet potato fries. \n\n\nFriendly staff and waiters, MINUS THE SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST.
Class: Mildred


Example: This place does not honor reservations.\n\nMade a reservation via opentable and specifically requested Teppenyaki only to show up and be told we had to wait 2 hours! \n\nCan't speak to tonight's food quality because they decided not to serve it to me.
Class: diapedesis
Classify the following: We came on a Sunday night and got 2 for carrot top \nSection 2, row G seats. I think retail comes out to $70ea \n- stadium seating. No big head problems. \n\n- As you wait for people to find their seats, there are clips of animals humping each other and guys getting their ding dongs hit. haha \n- Foreplay comedian, Ron, is pretty funny. About a 10min or so stand-up \n- Carrot Top is hilarious. I was laughing from start to finish.\n- A comedic that makes fun at even himself. Cheers. \n- Not for kids. Dildos and Crown Royal shots\n- Absolutely no pictures or using cell phones. Staff are hawks! LOL\n- Creative props. Jokes on Vegas, celebs, music, sports, current events, stereotypes, everything... \n- Crazy ending. Confetti! Well-worth it! Must watch.