Example: Nice service and atmosphere, prices so extreme it would be better if I stood outside this place and offered them to punch me in the face and take half my money instead of dining here -  I would end up better off.
Class: Dago


Example: As I sit in this airport, I'd like to share my experience while I wait 3.5 hours for my delayed flight to depart.\n\nYOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE IF YOU CONTEMPLATE FLYING WITH ALLEGIANT. You will fall victim to false affordable prices. My listed price of $75 round trip was escalated to $150 after all their additional charges (carry on luggage, reserving ANY seats...). We paid additional fees to get on the 5pm flight, and this incompetent airline just let the 7pm Vegas flight leave before us. \n\nThis airline stresses all over that you need to arrive exaggerated time before your flight, and so I took of work with my only vacation time this year to drive 50 min to the airport in the middle of nowhere. At 5pm there was NO staff to be found in their one terminal or to explain why the flight has not boarded. That is because ALLEGIANT doesn't have any staff here,  just the oblivous and rude airport staff here to deal with their customers.\n\nWe saw an allegiant manager for 5 min who cowered in front of an angry mob, and offered no apologies or compensation. He has now retreated back to sad cave and I doubt we will ever see this unqualified loser again. \n\nI'm currently surrounded by passengers that have been waiting for a different 4:10 flight to leave, and it is currently 6:45. Everyone in this poorly air conditioned terminal is on their phone having to cancel/reschedule their plans because of this airline and airports inability to execute the few flights they have daily.\n\nI fly all the time for work and liesure; never had a worse experience. They do not have their act together, and If my return flight is anywhere near this awful... \n\nF U ALLEGIANT and this airport\n\nPS: this airline will stress you beyond measure, and not allow you to smoke a f-ing cigarette anywhere!
Class: Dago


Example: You want good coffee on the west side?  Go here.\n\nI saw this place the first time when I was in Hawaii... Kona to be exact.  Convenient, considering this wonderful little brand uses 100% KONA coffee... which to anybody who knows coffee, this is good stuff.  I got good coffee in Hawaii... and I got good coffee today.\n\nI ordered the 24oz iced Americano, put some cream and some Truvia... now THERE is a good iced coffee.  \n\nStarbucks, eat dirt, your stuff sucks compared to these guys.  And I'm not the type to diss Starbucks! \n\nMy partner ordered a 24oz 100% Kona Blend iced.  Hers was just as good... not nearly as strong as the americano of course, but just as good!\n\nThe nice thing about this coffee... no bitter coffee face!!  \n\nThis coffee doesn't reach out and slap you in the morning like Folgers does... it's a nice smooth bold wakeup call that doesn't leave a nasty taste in your mouth. :)
Class: nasillation


Example: This place was great. 7 girls, 2 rooms, plan to party, hang out by the pool, eat good food, drink too many cocktails. The hotel served the purpose. Being centrally located on the Strip we were a $5 cab ride from everywhere that required us to not walk in our stilettos. \n\nThe pool was PERFECT. The drinks - expensive, but this is Vegas so it's OK. The casino had WAR so my friends were happy. And they didn't judge us at all when we stumbled in late night so that's always a plus :)
Class: nasillation


Example: Worst service I've had in a long time. I usually love Panera but this time the food was bland and the servings were smaller than usual. I waited for 15 minutes for someone to make my drink when there were 3 people behind the counter doing absolutely nothing. Next time, go to a different Panera.
Class: Dago


Example: This honestly has to be the most expensive effin' buffet that I have ever eaten at, but my other RE/MAX buddies wanted to eat here, so I thought \""why not?\"".  \n\nThis ended up being really good though!  They had sushi that was fair considering we were nowhere near water (LOL), prime rib which was tasty, and a whole bunch of other fare.  They even offer certain adult beverages on an \""all you can drink\"" deal.  I did not partake of this because this has to be cheap liquor for them to do all you can drink.  \n\nGive this a try, it's well worth the $40 something you'll pay!
Class: nasillation
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I saw this divalicious show this weekend, I have seen drag shows before, but I knew them so the experience was different.\n\n We arrive at the theater and was surprised to see how cozy and comfortable the venue was. Once the show started, the set was incredible.\n\n\n Frank Marino's Divas Las Vegas was fantastic. I saw the likes of Tina Turner, Liza Minnelli, Brittney Spears, (who I thought for a second they were trying to pass a woman off as a man in drag, That is how amazing he was) Celine Deon, (who was also amazing) Diana Ross, Whitney Huston, Tina Turner, Cher, Lady Gaga, Dolly Parton, Madonna, and Bette Midler. Those I remember. I love, love, loved it. The dancers were awesome.\n\n Frank Marino had so many fantastic costume changes and was so very funny. He did Joan Rivers as well. All the costumes were amazing! I loved them. This is one not to be missed. I enjoyed it completely. Truly a drag show to see! The end scene with the man change was incredible. See it!!