Example: Sotto is the Shit. Beyonce.
Class: scrimmager


Example: Service started off nice, then it went sour when we asked for a tong or utensil to pick up the fajita ingredients and put in the tortillas. The WAITRESS Lisa recommended the weekly special,  chicken milanesa: flatter than a pancake and overcooked. She was forgetful about my drink order.She didn't care til the end when she asked if we wanted the fajita ingredients to go. We said it was burnt, but she blew it off like nothing. The steak and shrimp combo was overcooked with a burnt taste\nDon't waste your time or money, go to Cafe Rio if you want fast mexican food.
Class: eparchy


Example: Always always always good food and good service. What more could you want?
Class: scrimmager


Example: Absolutely beware of the parking. I paid huge dollars for Wicked tickets months ago.  The performance is next week. I received an email TODAY that no ASU parking is available as school is in session. The closest parking is on 5th and Maple.  This should be disclosed at time of ticket purchase so an informed decision can be made.
Class: eparchy
Considreing the above, classify the following: Hate clubbing so this is biased.\n\nSucked balls waiting. We got there at 9:30 when there was like 30 ppl in line. So we were ridiculously  close. However ppl getting tables were going in first. And they were picking all dem hoes in diff area codes so our mixed group had to wait. We were literally close enough to the bouncer to talk to him. My group was right next to him, yet I think we waited an hour. Failing PURE. To make this better, Paris Hilton came to celebrate her birthday. Like I wanted to see the stupid spoiled whore.... too bad that was the reason my gf wanted to go. That made the line ridiculously worse. Failing HARD PURE. And the best part about this was that I had to pee cuz I had like 4 drinks. I lost my buzz, and after 45 min of waiting while my kidneys were bursting and bladder rupturing I had to leave the line, pee, and step on like 20 people to get back to my friends. And once we got in we had to pay 30 bucks. Okay...\nThe place.. was ok. Upstairs is nice and cool. Small dance floor with no one really dancing. Downstairs had a lot of people and was really crowded. They wouldn't let any of us into see the pcd or paris perform because we needed a wristband. I hate Vegas clubs. FAILING HARD. I think the only way you could have fun is if you are in the late 20's and balling off your father's business or  you have a vagina and breatsisses. God it sucks to have a penis. haha jk i like standing while peeing and not bleeding every 28 days. This place sucks. Go here for a bad time. Or a maybe good time if you have a vagin.