Example: Don't go here if you're starving. Went there with a group of friends after spending the day playing in a softball tournament. We were all starving and were hoping to have a nice meal.\nWhen we got there, the place was not very busy. It took the waitress a long time to come take our drink orders. The food took a very long time to get to our table and was very disappointing. The burgers were dry and tasteless, the chicken pot pies had absolutely no flavor. If you don't mind having the awful taste of truffle oil, I guess the truffle tater tots are ok.\nOverall, I would not recommend this place to anyone. There are much better eateries.
Class: shend


Example: I came in for a trim and was butchered. After coming home and showering I noticed that over half my hair was gone when requesting about a quarter off. Stylist insisted on cutting more off during my cut. Ive been in tears for days. $100 haircut total waste and a year of growth gone.  Stay away from this place. \n\n*read reviews below* same issues with many other people. I just wish I read some of these reviews before I went to this place.
Class: shend


Example: I went there with a few friends for a quick lunch. I ordered a vegetable tofu soup and a Shanghai chicken lo mein with vegetable spring roll and fried rice.\n\nI thought the veggie tofu soup would be cleansing and a good balance with my potentially greasy meal. Even though the vegetables were fresh, the soup tasted like chicken broth saturated with MSG, which ruined it.  How do I know it has MSG in it?  It gave me a headache and a dry mouth.\n\nNow comes the Shanghai lo mein. It seems to be no different from the regular lo mein. It was a mistake to order it with fried rice since it made everything super greasy. After finishing the soup, I barely ate any of the main course before asking the waiter to have it boxed. The spring roll was inedible, basically a tube of grease and what seems to be cabbage (I threw it out).\n\nI had the rest of the lo mein/fried rice at home the next day.  Little did I know, they put MSG in it too, giving me another headache.  Thanks a lot, Orient Express.\n\nThe service was decent. Not coming back, however.
Class: shend


Example: I came to Windy City Beef-n-Dogs on a whim when several other attempts at deciding where to go for dinner failed. I am glad I ended up here.  When I first walked in I noticed not only the many other diners but also the Chicago sports memorabilia on the walls.   I spent several minutes looking at the menu of Chicago themed food choices. I settled on the Italian Beef sangwich dipped. That is to say beef on a roll dipped in sauce. Or \""gravy\"" if you want to be correct. It was a huge sandwich and very tasty indeed.  To top off this Chicago outting in Vegas I ordered a Green River Soda. I'm not really sure what to think of Green River. It was almost soap like in taste. I don't think I would order it again. The sandwich I would for sure. Maybe even something different like a classic Chicago Dog. Oh, and the service was good too. A little slow and seemingly unorganized to a small extent. But it was friendly and professional.
Class: fayles


Example: I went here last night with my gf and had one  of the most incredible meals I've had at any restaurant...anywhere.\nThey started by bringing us out a plate with several different types of bread on it that were warm & flavorful...followed by some excellent cocktails...\nWe ordered the shellfish platter & it came out looking like a work of art. Very tasty crab, tiger prawns, oysters, mussels, and lobster.\nWe both ordered steaks; for her; the Kobe skirt steak & I ordered the Kobe Filet Mignon. They were cooked to perfection & literally melted in your mouth like butter. The Parmesan potatoes that accompanied the steak were flavorful & delicious as well..\nWe were so full & satisfied after the meal that we had no room for dessert & had to settle for an expresso instead.\nThe martinis we received with dinner were excellent and STRONG!\nThe service was flawless and you could tell with every motion the waiter(s) took at & around us, that they were well trained & so very professional.\nThe waiter was very informative, there were several of them attending to our needs before we could even mention them. We felt as if we were the only people eating in the place!\nThe ultra-modern set-up & even the music in the restaurant was relaxing, casual & enjoyable.\n There was nothing that we Didn't enjoy about our visit...it's a bit expensive but very well worth it.\nWe highly recommend this place to any & all who want the ultimate dining experience mentored by one of the most talented chef's on the planet !
Class: fayles


Example: Yes this Starbuck is busy, and yes this Starbucks can be slow.\n\nBut it is the first Starbucks I have gone to that the barista made a great suggestion. I love my Caramel Macchiato's BUT I am tired of my Caramel Macchiato's. And the Barista suggested half Vanilla and half Hazelnut. \n\nI love my new drink and I love that she thought to suggest something new.\n\nThat is something I just don't get about Starbucks, they rarely add new drinks to their menu, and I am sure most Starbucks fans are ready for something new! I have my new drink...now I just need to figure out how to order it everywhere...hmmmm
Class: fayles
Considreing the above, classify the following: This is place is definitely crappy. OMG, can't believe how overpriced the food was! I'm not a stickler when it comes to paying up for GOOD food, but I pay up for GOOD food. I do not pay up for mediocrity. At Bar Masa, that's what you get. 5 star price for 2 star food. SKIP PLEASE!!