Case: We can here on a Thursday afternoon and waited about 45 minutes.\n\nI don't understand what the hype is here.  I've had way better ramen back home.
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Case: Arguably, the best burger place in the world.  The only other burger place that enters the argument is Five Guys.  When I stayed in Tempe, In and Out was my best friend.  Definitely, the best fries out there.  The custom orders take on a life of their own.  The service is uniquely friendly for a fast food place.  And, yeah, they stick to the main criteria of a fast food restaurant...FAST!
Classification: lamentation


Case: I love this place. I have strategically gotten my coworkers addicted to Grouchy's, so that I have an excuse to make an afternoon coffee run.\n\nI am not big on hot coffee, so I usually stick to frappes. They feature a signature drink every Monday for half off, which is a really good way to try things. My favorite is the Butter Me Up, but all of them are amazing. I've honestly never had a bad drink.\n\nI have recently been trying to watch my sugar, and if you're in the same boat I highly recommend the Skinny ARM. It's seriously amazing.. it doesn't taste skinny at all. \n\nTheir service is always excellent whether you go in and through the drive-thru. My only complaint - there's not one by my house.
Classification: lamentation


Case: I ate at Bradley Ogden with a conference group last night and had the Pan Seared Alaskan Halibut with cucumber noodles and bok choy, in a watermelon broth. It was absolutely splendid, one of the best tasting fish dishes I've ever had.
Classification: lamentation


Case: So sorry, but had a TERRIBLE experience!  I thought I was possible being taped for a reality show as the \""before\"" service!  I went on a Groupon that I had purchased as I was looking for a new salon.  I had an appointment with Tammy (who is no longer there) who claimed to have 20+ years experience.  She was very abrupt, rough with my hair and really seemed like she could care less about doing a good job.  I got a full color and when she was applying the color, ended up putting dye all over my ears, neck and face!  I asked her if we could wipe it off and she said not to worry, it will come off when I wash your hair.  I told her I was concerned about it staining, but she said it wouldn't.  She sensed I was still uneasy and gave me 1 cotton square with some hand sanitizer.  Really??  I used that to wipe down but that didn't cover hardly any of it.  The owner gave me one more square, but that didn't help much.  After my hair was washed I told Tammy that I wanted to keep my hair long with layers.  She just literally took the scissors and cut across...REALLY?? No layers, nothing.  I then asked if she would blow out my hair (to dry and style).  She said she didn't own a flat iron!  Have you ever heard of a stylist that didn't have a flat iron??  Seriously?!?!  I left the salon with dye marks on my face, forehead, ears and neck and with a horrible cut! \n\nThe owner contacted me a few weeks after I went to offer me a \""redo.\""  She knew Tammy did horrible work and was contacting all her clients with that offer.  After much consideration I decided to take her up on that offer.  I made the appointment though their online system.  I received a confirmation for my appointment, which was a month later.  When I showed up, they had no record if it in their system and the owner asked if I would come back the next day.  I took this as a sign to stay away and got a refund through the owner and Groupon.  \n\nI really hesitate to write bad reviews (this is my first one in fact) but I feel like this had to be done.  I wouldn't want anyone else to have the same experience I did.  I feel like if the owner knew this stylist was a trainwreck (which she admitted to knowing when I showed up for my redo that never happened) she should have pulled her off the floor immediately.   Good luck to you if you decide to go!
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Case: The place itself is nicely laid out and open and airy and there was a large TV at the bar where we watched the hockey game. My issue is that this is another place that does not know what happy hour means. Either have a damn good happy Hour or just don't have one at all. They have like 20 appetizers you can order, but only five of them are \""On special\"" during Happy hour and each one is 5 bucks, which is about a $2 discount from the regular menu. It is the same story on the drink specials, mostly $2 off, but at least those can be had on almost every drink. The standard for my happy hour is 1/2 half all drinks and appetizers - don't pick and choose what you want us to eat. Beyond that, the food is overpriced for this part of town as well, averaging $15 bucks for bowls and some sandwiches. The Mai tai I ordered was not Tikki style at all, in fact there was no freakin pineapple either and it was served in a cocktail glass. I guess it is their twist, but that is just twisted. The Hurricane was much better and that had some rum floating and the missing pineapple was located in this drink. If they could do better on the HH food, then its worth a return.\n\nUPDATE:\nwas contacted by Dana the owner, who says \""Some items I simply can't afford to run at 1/2 price (or even a big discount) due to the ever rising rent and cost of commodities\""\n\nWell, the recession runs both ways. You have to give a little to get a little these days. Further examining the menu, this gentleman is very tricky as lunch and dinner prices are exactly the same. At lunch, if you want fries or a side it's $2 extra for your $10 burger, but at dinner it's $12 and the side is included. Very tricky.
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This is our 2nd time here in a week. Food and service was great. Happy they're open late on a Sunday. Again, so happy that we don't have to drive to China Town. We had pot stickers, shrimp rolls, two bowls of pho, and it was only $27.