Example: I ate at the branch across from UNLV.  The bagels are nice and chewy, but not too heavy.  They aren't REAL bagels, but they won't make you gag, either.  They offer a lot of nasty goyishe cup flavor bagels, too.  I wouldn't eat those if you paid me.  The prices were kind of high for what you get, and the food is very mainstream-trendy.  It's the kind of place I go when I'm simply hungry and don't want to think about what I would like to eat.\n\nEinstein's is living down (or up) to my expectations--it's consistently \""okay\"", nothing too wild when I decide I want a bagel and a cup of coffee before my first class in the morning.\n\nMy most recent visit moved the rating down.  The bulk of the staff was in the back having some kind of \""motivational\"" meeting (the kind with chanting and cheering and all that nonsense).  In the mean time, the lunch rush had just started, the few people still working out front were completely overwhelmed, the soda machine was broken, but not every person working taking orders or cashiering was aware of/dealing with it in any way, and everything was basically a mess.  For inflated prices, mediocre food, long lines and general chaos, I can stay on the UNLV side of Maryland Parkway, and at least not risk being hit in a crosswalk.
Class: Francisco


Example: We needed a quick massage and we decided to try this.  $10 for 10 minutes. You lay down in the casket style bed with all your clothes on, take off shoes only, put your chin in the head rest and the water jets go up and down your body massaging you.  you can stop the jets if there is a certain place you want more massaging.  we enjoyed it and it was rather relaxing too even though people were walking by gawking at us.  I will try it again.
Class: affricated


Example: I tried to like it here, I really did. We ordered several different kinda of pizza each time, and I must say I've had better. I am pretty picky with my pizza, it's just that there is so much terrible pizza out there, why would I waste my time on some that isn't blow your socks off? It's mediocre at best. Not bad, but not amazing either.
Class: Francisco


Example: The breakfast sandwiches are yummy and the coffee is good. The place has a good old charm. Very friendly girl at the counter.
Class: affricated


Example: Made an appt for the Genius Bar and still waited 30 minutes to be seen. The guy I dealt with was nice enough but didn't listen to my concerns and I left without the problem being fixed. Went to the arrowhead store and Sean listened to me and had my problem fixed ASAP. It was actually a bad charger, which is what I thought but the first guy refused to test it and told me there was no way that could be the problem. Won't be back to this location.
Class: Francisco


Example: Amazing food for a great price. Lingua, shrimp, ribs you want it they've basically got it.
Class: affricated


Example: This place deserves way more than 3 stars, but why the 5 stars you may ask? Because I couldn't find one thing about my experience there to complain about. The restaurant itself is trendy yet cozy and the service was excellent. You could really tell that the servers had actually tasted the food and knew how to explain things to you/what to recommend. They also frequently filled my friends tea cup for her which was noticed and appreciated.\n\nNow onto the food. First, I started with their Tongue Thai'd drink. It was spicy and sweet and a whole lot of yummy. My friend and I then shared the Thai Egg Salad as an appetizer and devoured it. It was super fresh and flavorful. For my entr\u00e9e I ordered the Khao Soi, and my friend ordered the Mango Curry. Both were delicious! The broth in the Khao Soi was incredible. It made everything in the bowl extremely tasty. My friend's dish was also amazing. Everyone was raving about it at our table. When I come back I will definitely have to make sure and order it. \n\nWe didn't stick around for soft serve, but I hope to have enough room in my stomach next time around to try it out. No complaints here, Tory Miller does it again.
Class: affricated


Example: Just got back from an early dinner. We sat in the bar as we have in the past when it was Cabo. The bartender took care of us - he's been there for a long time and is always good, not intrusive but there when you need him. I had the Pork Chili Verde and my wife had the fish tacos. Both were okay but not great - definitely no where as good as we used to get back in the SF Bay Area. One thing I'd like to see changed would be a choice of beans. We both really don't like refried mush. Some black beans would be nice. \n\nOh yeah the menu was hard to read in the dim light of the bar. The combination of black letters on a brown/red background just doesn't work.\n\nWe really don't know if the \""new\"" Aliante is going to make it. It's pretty dead every time we go. We ate at the Bistro the week before and the food was good but the place was empty. I think Aliante has to be exceptional to draw bigger crowds.
Class: Francisco
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Where do I start?\n\nYou pull up to the drive thru, and there will be at least, and yes, I repeat, AT LEAST 3 cars in front of you.\n\nOkay, their menu consists of 3 things, a double, a cheeseburger and a single. and french fries.. but who counts that? BORING.\n\nBy the time we got our food home (about 6 minutes away), it was ice cold. The cheeseburger I got, with grilled onions, really had no flavor. The spread took over the entire burger. For a company that emphasizes how \""fresh\"" everything is, they really aren't playing it up to their advantage... So much potential.\n\nTheir fries, maybe \""fresh cut\"". But are also lacking. Soggy, not crispy. They should take a lesson from McD's on their fries.\n\nOverall, the paper wrapped burgers were greasy, and I am starting to feel the effects of it.......if you know what I mean (i know, I know, T-M-I). \n\nBut I am not impressed. Make your own fries and burgers at home, slap some Thousand Island on it, and you have In N out.... possibly tastier too.\n\nso, meh. We've experienced better.