Case: Came with a large group. This place was kinda empty. Had a mildew odor. Weird. Service was really off. We basically had to grab alot of bowls, drinks and stuff from the waiters.\n\nWe ordered Pho Deluxe, bun Bo hue and both did not meet expectations. Pho kinda taste bland and bun Bo hue tasted like bun rieu (a tomato base flavor rather a pungent spicy flavor of bun Bo hue).\n\nThe only plus was the rainbow ice. That was fresh and homemade. Not scooped from a jar. Banh Mi was ok too.\n\nService is bad.\nFood was below or mediocre.\nPlace had an odor which should have been our first sign to leave.
Classification: Guittonian


Case: When we entered the tavern smells of cinnamon and cigarette smoke entered our nostrils.  Metalwork suns and moons hung from the walls keeping with the solstice theme.  The afternoon bar crowd is an eclectic mix of fun people of all ages.  The servers are young and attractive, but not all that personable.  They were friendly, but just not on the level with their customers.  \n\nThe menu was filled with hilarious entr\u00e9e and appetizer names, my favorite was John's Fried Fungus.  We were in the mood for a little snack and we went with the Salvador Chips and Salsa.  The vegetables in the dip were fresh and crunchy, but the salsa was kind of bland.  \n\nI wouldn't really go for the music, luckily I came with another great conversationalist; otherwise I really couldn't stand the pop rock radio blaring throughout the bar.  They did play Blur, which was a plus, but I like to hear satellite radio in bars.  \n\nWe weren't able to leave after our beers, because our waitress walked across the street.  I do love this area, but I don't think I will visit Solstice again.
Classification: Guittonian


Case: Dunno what the complaints are about. I thought this place rocked! Maybe it was because I went to the horrible Flamingo Buffet the night before, but Excalibur was a pleasant surprise in comparison.\n\nThey have all your expected stations: Asian, meat, vegetarian, seafood, etc. I didn't try it, but my mom swears by their soups. Apparently, they're the best thing on God's green earth, but I was too busy stuffing my face with prime rib (dang, my mouth is watering at the very thought of it right now). \n\nOne thing that stood out to me: the desserts. Holy smokes, they have custom crepes here. THE NUTELLA OPTION gives this an extra freaking star. They'll heat up the batter right in front of you (always interesting to see how the crepe is formed), and they'll dump on all types of fruits on it (cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, pineapple, banana), whipped cream, and that delcious hazelnut chocolate paradise spread. Biting into this finely crafted invention of milennia of human cuisine crafting was transcendant. I saw the heavens part. I saw the light. Angels dumped enlightenment into my mouth.\n\nGot free buffet with a show package. Go for it!
Classification: houseminder


Case: Do not fly U.S. Airways... We are in the process of sharing our story. We chose them because they claimed that they allowed carry on pets and they were less expensive than South West. While they sell it as animal friendly they were anything but...  Well, it cost us humiliation and our trip because we never made it. I don't think that I will go on any airlines again. I think that airport security is out of control and needs checks and balances placed on them before I'll ever consider it.  For more about our story check out our blog.  I would never give U.S. Airways another chance because they were rude from the ticket counter all the way to the plane. Rude old flight attendants, over crowded, over sold seats, and nasty old plane. There was no Welcome or thank you for flying... Just \""Keep the line moving because You're delaying take off.\""  \nJust google Expressive Autism to see more on our blog.  http://expressiveautism.com/OurBlog.en.html
Classification: Guittonian


Case: When the kids come to visit they always have a list of restaurants they want to check out. We struck out for a late dinner and this location is close to my house. We walked in and liked the feel of the restaurant. Church pews for seats and doors for tables gave it a quirky fun feel to it. After a quick look at the menu we order the Oggie, the peppered steak and the lamb vindaloo. I also was forced to order a pint Guinness. The wait time for the meal was average and the pastys came out nice and hot. We liked the taste of the Oggie, full of flavor and balance. The peppered steak had the best texure, the steak was very tender and pastry just right. The lamb vindaloo was average. It was a little spicy but, the flavor was incomplete. I will have to back and try the lamb and mint next time . All in all a good light dinner and a return visit will be in order.
Classification: houseminder


Case: Very enjoyable show!  Especially loved the earth harp and the doggies and the magician and everything!
Classification: houseminder


Case: New place with a lot of kinks to work out!\nFirst off having the entrance at the far right side of the place is just wrong. I am not sure how long Biscuits has been open, but it is obvious that they are struggling with a new restaurant concept here in Ahwatukee \nWe were greeted promptly on the way in, and shown to a booth in the front foyer that seems like the rear of the place. The overall colors of the place were uninviting, dismal, and drab. Then things started to get interesting.\nI asked if I could get just one of their \""Champion Pancakes\"" on the side, as I did not need 2 of them. I was told that I could not, since it was different from just the regular side pancake...whatever! I would have paid for the upgrade. Nevertheless I ordered the Champion Pancakes ($8.79), just 2 pancakes with huge boat of syrup, orange wheel, and kale. My friend ordered an \""Omelet\"" with jalapenos added in, and requested her hashbrowns extra crispy. Coffee and water were the beverages of choice.\nMy pancakes were awful. They were very thin, yet totally doughy and undercooked. I am not in the habit of sending things back, but since they were new I felt obligated to let them know. I changed my order to Bacon & Eggs. This was brought out in a timely manner. I told our server that he should suggest the Biscuits Breakfast option. That includes hashbrowns, biscuit, eggs, and choice of bacon, ham, or sausage. I just received bacon & eggs. Yes I know that is what I ordered, but being a fan of bacon and eggs, one usually has the option for full meal. I was charged for a side of eggs, side of bacon, and my coffee. I did receive a biscuit with my meal and it was nothing special. It tasted like a regular Bisquick recipe.\nMy friend received the omelet minus the hashbrowns, and was told that they were still working on making them crispy. The food should arrive together! Let it sit in the window wherever and bring it out all together. Needless to say the omelet was so so, very basic and hardly any cheese. The biscuit (The signature name of this restaurant) never arrived with the omelet! How does one forget to include their Namesake on orders?\nOverall I don't think that I will be going back anytime soon. There are other places out there that are much better. For being locally owned and family run, a breakfast chain is much better. Biscuits is nothing special.
Classification: Guittonian


Case: The Blooze is a dive bar by categorization only. It is much too clean, organized, and well lit to actually meet dive bar standards. A classy dive bar, if you will. \n\nI went to see The Limit CLub play for Thursday Rockabilly Night, and the stage set up is fantastic! It has the whole lights/sound set up down perfectly. There are two 27 inch monitors mounted on either end of the stage so that people sitting in the back of the bar can see what's going on, and the checkerboard dance-floor is a nice touch! \n\nDrinks are cheap if you like domestic beer or well drinks. And the bathrooms are super clean if your bladder isn't up to binge drinking! The ladies room even has pictures of 1980s hotties plastered all over the inside of the stalls. \n\nOverall, this is a great little bar to see a local band and have a cheap drink. Just beware of the scary bikers that seem to perpetually hang out in front of places like this!
Classification: houseminder
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I had an appointment with this company to come to my house between 8 and 11am.  During some of this time, since I had to stay at home, I opted to do some yard work.  When I came back in I noticed a message from them and they said they were running late and I was next on the llist, and if I had any questions to call them.  I went back outside and continued to work.  By 1pm. no one had shown up.  Now I had some questioins.  I called and they said since they could not verify I was home they skipped my appointment.  NOTHING WAS MENTIONED IN THEIR MESSAGE THAT I NEEDED TO CALL AND VERIFY I WAS HOME.  The representative even argued with me after I played  answering machine message  over the phone so she could hear her own words.  Telling me it was not their policy.  I said to her they should make their policies known to the customer.  DO NOT HIRE THIS COMPANY IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME.  I even spoke to the owner and all they offered was to set up another appointment on another day.  Well I decliined.  What should have done is if they had any idea of customer service, they should have immediately sent someone over to do the job, since I had made time that day for their service call.  There are many other air companies in the valley.  Avoid this one.