Case: you'll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot . you'll be more entertained getting hit by a bus .
Classification: darning


Case: manages to please its intended audience -- children -- without placing their parents in a coma-like state .
Classification: bradyseism


Case: the ring is worth a look , if you don't demand much more than a few cheap thrills from your halloween entertainment .
Classification: bradyseism


Case: everything about girls can't swim , even its passages of sensitive observation , feels secondhand , familiar -- and not in a good way .
Classification: darning


Case: this goofy gangster yarn never really elevates itself from being yet another earnestly generic crime-busting comic vehicle -- a well-intentioned remake that shows some spunk and promise but fails to register as anything distinctive or daring
Classification: darning


Case: this is human comedy at its most amusing , interesting and confirming .
Classification: bradyseism


Case: bow's best moments are when he's getting busy on the basketball court because that's when he really scores .
Classification: bradyseism


Case: while it is welcome to see a chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion , lan yu never catches dramatic fire .
Classification: darning
Classify the following: the re- enactments , however fascinating they may be as history , are too crude to serve the work especially well .