Example: If I could give no stars I would... just because you call it fusion doesn't make it acceptable to butcher 3 main Asian culinary genres.  The \""mandarin beef noodle soup\"" is Vietnamese PHO, so just call it pho. \nThe sushi was so dry and brittle our party of 3 couldn't even finish 1 roll. To call this Japanese food is a disgrace to the culture,  using long grain Thai rice for a sushi roll made it inedible. Their beef chow fun noodles were undercooked and the beef tasted like pot roast. Their won ton noodle soup... broth with doughy noodles and won tons made for deep frying. \nIf you have any respect for authentic asian food you would do better to find a spot on the strip than make a trip out here. Try the noodle house in the Venetian that should hit the spot.
Class: floweret


Example: The place has cute decor but service needs improvement. I have been here 2 times now and both times I left unhappy. The girls are nice, but they are horrible with appointments. First time I was there, I waited almost an hour before they started on me. While my friend was already done. Second visit, with an appointment there was still a wait. No one asked what pedicure I wanted and assumed  the classic because they had people waiting. I don't think she even cut my cuticles. Oh, and they bring in someone else for massages, so they switch ladies on you without telling you. \n\nNeedless to say, I won't be coming back.
Class: floweret


Example: Meh is right... lets start on a positive note. The service was friendly, very friendly. I ordered take out the General Tso Chicken with Lo Mein and Edd rolls. It came out pretty prompt (7ish minutes or so) But when I got it home i opened the bag only to notice the guy hadn't closed the lid all the way and the sauce and lo mein were every where. it drenched the egg rolls and made them soggy. It also made everything taste the same. And the noodles seemed to be over cooked, they are so soft... yuck! And for 10 bucks you can get much better. Ill stick with my Grand China on Durango & Warmsprings...
Class: floweret


Example: This is an absolutely GORGEOUS hotel, and the perfect place to come for a girls weekend away. Last weekend, a group of us decided to come to Las Vegas to celebrate my best friend's bachelorette party, and everyone kept telling me that the Cosmopolitan was the place to be. Being that three of us were coming from Vancouver, and two were flying in from Toronto, we had booked two separate rooms. When the three of us Vancouver gals arrived, we asked the front desk if it would be possible to have adjoining rooms so that we could stay close together. The super friendly check-in agent did us one better and offered us a spectacular two-bedroom, three bathroom suite on the 45th floor overlooking the Bellagio fountains. At only $200 extra a night (or $40 per person) how could we say no?\n\nWhen we arrived at our room, we were all astounded at how beautiful it was. The decor was tasteful (as it was in the entire hotel), and with the bathrooms having double sinks it made it incredibly easy for all five of us to get ready each day without worries about bathroom hogging, etc. The bathrooms each had walk-in showers and deep, soaker tubs that were ultra-luxurious. Everything was clean and fresh-looking, which is great for me since I tend to be a little neurotic about hotel cleanliness.\n\nWhen it came time to (sadly) check-out, I was a little worried about the wait times, as I had heard countless stories from friends about them having to wait an hour in Sunday check-out lines in Vegas hotels. I was astounded when we were checked out in less than two minutes, and the kind staff let us keep our hotel room keys as souvenirs. Overall, you can hotel that the Cosmopolitan Hotel has spent a lot of time perfecting the small details that make a good hotel a great one. If you're looking to stay in a beautiful, well-designed and non-cheesy hotel on the best part of the Strip, the Cosmopolitan is the place to be.
Class: Molidae


Example: I've been to the Parlor every damn Saturday this year (well, except for when I'm not in town) and I have yet to be disappointed.  I'm slowly working my way through the entire menu.\n\nEvery week I try something different, although there are two constants; The roasted Queen Creek Olives appetizer and the Torta dessert.  Every week I leave pleased.\n\nI've taken my parents/siblings/friends to The Parlor and they've all been blown away by the food and atmosphere.\n\nSo yeah,  I love The Parlor and I'll be happy once I've worked my way through the whole menu.
Class: Molidae


Example: Hits and miss. We came here with a party of 12 after we couldn't secure a desirable time for Bacchanal. First, easy to get reservation at anytime so that's a plus but indicative of what's to come. Ambiance is great. 20+ foot ceilings wonderfully decorated for Christmas. Now the food. It was really pricey even with the large portion. Most of the dishes were over salted and the complimentary bread was COLD. It wasn't even room temperature. Asked if they could heat it up a bit and said they couldn't. You have a whole freakin kitchen back there and you can't toast bread just slightly??\n\nStick with Bucca. There are several around the area on and off strip.
Class: floweret


Example: (Lyrics - Usher ft. Monica - Slow Jam)\n\nI was all alone\nI was feeling for some Pho\nI needed something to cure my hunger up\nSo I dropped in on for lunch\nJust to take a chance\nAnd there this lovely place\nPho was just for 10 bucks!\n\nI asked her for eggrolls\nShe said would I like a coke\nSo pleased that I had asked\nShe quickly served my meal\nAnd I ate and fell in love\nOnly at  Pho Viet\nOhhh\n\nServe me a bowl of Pho\nThis time make it sweet\nOnly at Pho Viet\n\nI like this place!  I love the combo here!  Yeah combo Pho meals here for lunch.\n\nPho Viet is definitely a small mom & pop ran restaurant.  I came on a whim to try and needless to say I wasn't disappointed.  I went for the Combo which came with a bowl of Pho, eggroll, and a soda.  The eggroll tasted homemade and with a perfect crunch along with mint leaves and a lettuce wrap; making this appetizer delightful.  The Pho itself was darn good and just what you'd expect.  Some people would complain about the portion size of the combo, but serious you probably need to eat less anyways....seriously!  \n\nThe place overall was spacious and well decorated with a couple of HDTV screens.  Service was overall attentive and on the ball about everything so all in all a great experience! - Enjoy!
Class: Molidae


Example: I use Priority Appliances for both personal and professional repairs.  Quick and polite customer service, knowledgeable with a smile. \nThey also have new and used appliances at huge savings!  With free delivery and a warranty ... what more could you ask for?   \nIt's refreshing to feel good after spending a chunk of money on a new appliance!
Class: Molidae
Classify the following: One of my favorite pizza joints in town. The cinnamon twist are to die for . there's never a problem with customers service.  I love that they have multiple choices for vegetations. and multiple sauces white and red. I LOVE it. Not the same boring pizzas all the time.