Example: I'm doing something that I don't usually do, and that's write a review for somewhere I haven't really been yet.  That is, I've been there, but I haven't patronized the place yet.\n\nWe were going to try Bikinis (that's plural, not possessive), but as soon as we stepped in, we were smacked by a nasty smoke smell.  I understand that it's a \""bar and grill\"", with bar coming first.  But they really need to do something to not offend people who don't want that.\n\nSecond up, the bikinis - sure, they are nice, and probably better than Hooters (the place, not the more generic noun).  But you have to stand in the smoke-filled entry hall just to get a seat.  Then we'd have to wait there for upwards of half an hour to get a seat in the non-smoking section.  No thanks.  We left.
Class: aflagellar


Example: This place is really nice! We stayed here the weekend of 12/30 right before NYE. The hotel was clean, swanky and everything was very first-class. The suites were great with one and one-half bath, three televisions, a full on living room, mini-bar and wall-to-wall windows and mirrors everywhere. The suite bathroom had a jacuzzi tub, shower and private toilet area with two sinks. \n\nThe only bummer about this hotel was that it was a bit far from the rest of the casino and entertainment, but still if you were to get upgraded to THEhotel, you could do worse.
Class: Saan


Example: I REALLY wanted to like this place. Maybe it's because I used to work at a small locally owned gym and wanted to support the idea of a locally owned gym. Signing a two year contract with them was perhaps one of the worst mistakes and I will tell you why.\n\nAt first I liked this gym but more than half the time there was no one at the front desk so if I needed to buy a water I would have to wait 3+ minutes for someone to notice I was there and take his time to help me... that bothered me BUT the moment that validated my questionable feelings was when I came in to tan. I asked the owner if I could go in the stand up bed and he got kind of hesitant. I asked him if there was someone in there because it was fine if there was I would just go in the lay down. His response? \""Ehhh no, no one's in there, it's just I have a client in 10 minutes and I was gonna jump in there real fast.\"" WHAT?! So I responded and asked him who is paying monthly for the service. I was shocked he let me in the stand up over himself. \n\nBut it doesn't stop there. I was so turned off by this service I joined my old gym and stopped coming here. I haven't been in in about 6 months and of course they won't let me cancel. (I expected that since I was dumb enough to sign a two year contract). I went in a few days ago to cancel my tanning. The owner was at the front desk chit chatting on the phone and tells me to wait he will be right with me. As I wait there he is talking to whoever is on the phone about how he trains people who are performers on the strip.. blah blah... still waiting... someone else tries to help me and he stops them... stillllll waiting. He finally hangs up the phone and when I tell him I want to cancel he says \""what, you don't tan?\"" and laughs at me! WTF!! I'm so done with this guy at this point. I said considering I work at a pool, no i don't need to tan anymore. He starts arguing with me telling me I signed a contract and he's doing me a favor by taking tanning off when I never signed a contact for tanning in the first place. Once he discovers his mistake he goes on to tell me that \"" he will take the tanning of because he doesn't make a profit off me anyway.\"" I am dumbfounded on how someone runs their business treating and talking to people this way. \n\nI wouldn't recommend this business to my worst enemy. Offensive and unprofessional.
Class: aflagellar


Example: Just had to commend BlackFinn and their staff for the quick and friendly and festive service during the DNC.  While we didn't eat a meal here, we did have a couple of refreshing beverages during all the pre-speech activities on Thursday.  Needless to say, it was busy, but not overly packed inside the bar.  While we stood at one of the hightop tables, a couple gentlemenly employees brought us over 2 stools!  Impressive!  There were also a few times we needed to use their a/c and facilities during the heated hours outside at the EpiCentre, and we were never questioned or turned away.  Thank you BlackFinn for being at the right place, at the right time!
Class: Saan


Example: Only reason this doesn't get 5 starts is because of the college crowd, but this is such a wonderful bar. The oyster's rockefeller are superb, and your get that with some Guinness and your totally set. There's smoking outside, and if you live in the area you'll always run into someone you know
Class: Saan


Example: Bad service. I felt uncomfortable, and there were no restrooms to wash up after eating jerk chicken off the bone.
Class: aflagellar
Classify the following: When Corey sent the email about tickets being available for the show I jumped at the opportunity to score 2 free tickets. What a fun night! I honestly didn't watch a ton of I Love Lucy when I was little, but I knew enough about the show to know (kind of) what to expect. \n\nBut the show was so much better than I even expected. The cast were great, and Lucy and Ricky were perfect in their roles. I loved the combination of humor from the show, and humor from pulling an audience member on stage. My boyfriend and I were both entertained the entire time. \n\nThe Overture Center is beautiful, and our seats weren't half bad at all. Only complaint was that they are so close together. My boyfriend was pretty uncomfortable by the end of the show. He's pretty tall so he had to pretty much sit in a ball the whole time. But, I realize that's not always something that can be avoided!