Case: While playing tour guide downtown, my friend gets a craving for mexican food. As the expert tour guide that I am, I quick pull a 180 and see out of the corner of my eye this little joint called, \""La Comida\"". Surely, the best restaurants are the ones that look a little sketch on the outside. She becomes a little concerned but agrees none the less. We turned the corner down the long walkway to the entrance and it becomes cuter and cuter. As we enter, the inside has an authentic type feel and is surprisingly really awesome! The decor has a theme and the place is pretty hopping.\n\nSo we order drinks, the house margarita and a prickly pear margarita (when in the southwest, do as the tourists do). They come out in mason jars and that adds to the ambiance. The staff was super friendly and got really excited when our guy friend followed the sign above the bar that read \""For a good time call Kat (insert restaurant phone number)\"". The man who waited on our table was really fun and kept calling us \""family.\""\n\nWe ordered the Red Snapper Tacos and the guy friend got the red snapper entree. Both were good. They tasted fresh and the flavors blended well, but the tortillas felt a bit slimy. However, the best part of the culinary experience was the salsa--hands down! The salsa was a blend of spicy and smooth, and was probably one of the best salsas I have had in a really long time! \n\nMid-way through our meal, the guy friend comments that this would be a great date place. He is totally right, fun ambiance, good (and slightly messy) food, and the volume is great for conversation.
Classification: Saturnal


Case: I have never been impressed with the food at the Peppermill, though its the kind of place that I end up at with friends now and then. It doesn't close and s sort of a Las Vegas late night staple. The service has always been prompt, both in the fireside lounge and in the diner area... but the food.. is just not that good? \n\nI recently had a buffalo chicken wrap that was pretty much overly laden with ranch dressing and not alot of meat, or 'buffalo' style spicy sauce. My friend had a spinach and feta omelet that was not only cold, but flavorless. How that was achieved with feta in the mix, I am unsure. Overall it was unsatisfactory, but we were hungry and tired and went with it. I didn't finish my wrap, I gave it to a buddy and he complained of the excess ranch and lack of everything else as well. \n\n$81 for 3-4 entrees, some hot coffee and tea, and alot of ranch,. I am not rushing back. The main thing I have ever ordered at the Peppermill in the past, was an Irish-Coffee with whipped cream from the bar in the Fireside Lounge. I will stick to that on any return visit from now on.
Classification: eupittonic


Case: Tiger shrimp tamale, black bean chili relleno and goat cheese queso fundido were all excellent appetizers.  The couple next to us oredered the chili rubbed steak which looked awesome (they said it was, too!).  We ate at bar and the house margaritas on the rocks were some of the best we have had.  A little pricey but its Vegas and Bobby Flay.  Can't wait to go back!
Classification: Saturnal


Case: I stayed here for 11 nights for business. The location was great and it only took 5 minutes to get to work.   My first night I return from dinner and drinks around midnight.   I am unable to get in my room.  Somehow the gold bolt like thing that can only be latched from the inside shut behind me.   I get the girl behind the front desk to assit.  I do understand this is just a fluke and not her fault but when she can't get it open and tells me that I will have to wait for maintenance to come in at 8am I find this to be totally unacceptable.    I tell her I am here for business and I have to be at work the next day and can't show up in the same clothes.  She offers to put me in a 2 bedroom suite-all fine and dandy but it doesnt change the fact i am in a skirt and panty hose which i have been wearing for 20 hours at that point.   I don't know what good she thought the suite would do.   I needed my stuff bottom line and before 8am.  So I didnt believe it when i was told the maintenance guy was coming out.  I did thik it was an effort for her to get rid of me and my griping. He did come out and i stood at my door until finally it opened.    I then asked if i could keep the suite for all of the trouble and was told she would speak to her manager.    Did this ever happen?  Of course not.    Nor did I think it would.  This is unaccpetable that the front desk thought it was ok for me not to have access to my stuff.   In addition they kept trying to blame me by saying i slammed the door shut.   These doors don't slame even if you try.    There were some other issues with the people i was traveling with as well.  Cold showers, calls in the middle of the night and missed wake up calls.    I would only stay here again if forced to for work travel!  The only reason this isnt 1 star is due to the free breakfast and hot cookies.  Also the computer worked nicely  in the lobby.    The room itself was okay but pillows were odd size so couldnt prop them well.
Classification: eupittonic


Case: Divey hole-in-the-wall, but Salem's has the best damn gyro in the city!  I stumbled upon it after my dad turned me on to this place and...  so good!
Classification: Saturnal


Case: Worst service in history!!!! makes me want to cry. this company needs to be shut the f**** down! Not like I had much option always have hated them but living in an area with only ONE OPTION, I gave them a chance. First altercation, about a month ago, mix ups on when my installation would be completed for internet in a new house(as I work online). ..long story short,Management-RUDE/INCONSIDERATE. Reps-Useless. 5 days go by-FINALLY Internet that took them literally three minutes to fix(nothing I had done!) Look on my bill to pay it-60$ installation!? (WTF!!! WHY?!) (Goes over my head I relax,regroup).\nFew weeks later.......\nGo to cox store, pick up equipment, ready for cable now ! I call around 7:30. (Said to be done at 7pm). Another short story- They have no idead why my connection is bad. I explain yes I have been through this but I refuse to pay another $60 for something I have no control over. MAN!!! \nIn conclusion, I will find an alternative this shit is for the birds.\nMoral- Get wayyyy more for your money elsewhere. Dont even waste your time.\n(Fyi) I DO NOT WASTE MY TIME ON BITCHING ON YELP BUT FUCK!
Classification: eupittonic


Case: Great experience.  Lots of onstreet parking available and great location.\n\nI went here with my fiancee and we shared the tableside Guacamole and the Pork Shoulder Tacos.  I would find it hard to not get the same thing - they were both absolutely delicious!  Portions were large but not obesity sized.  For dessert we had the\nExpresso Churros, which were awesome as well.  We wouldn't have gotten it normally because we were so full, but they gave it to us for free since we were celebrating a special occasion.\n\nI thought the service was a little slow to get to us (about 6-7 minutes) initially, but once he did, the service was excellent.  That was the only blemish.  If I could give 4.5 starts, I would.  We will definitely be back next time we are in Phoenix.
Classification: Saturnal


Case: I was a loyal customer for about two years when I got a used Toyota Rav 4 that had a knocking sound. I had two mechanics at different locations look at it. The first, thought it was the tensioner belt pulley in the engine. It wasn't. Then I took it to Autotech, where the mechanic assessed that the knocking sound was a loose bearing in the alternator. The checkout guy, said it wasn't something I necessarily needed to replace, but to think about it down the line. His advice. I then, was preparing to go on a road trip, and took it in for a tuneup. Again, concerned, I asked about the knocking and he said the same thing. SAME ADVICE...and then he wrote on the invoice, that I denied alternator service. I did so based on his informed opinion. I am not a mechanic.\n\n    At the end of our road trip, 30 miles outside of Vegas, the car warning lights on the dash all came on, the car lost power and fluid had leaked out, causing smoke/sparks from hitting the exhaust. The engine wouldn't turn over. This is what I was hoping to avoid by bringing it in a 2nd time for advice/service.\n\n    I brought it in to Autotech again, and they said the water pump failed, the serpentine belt broke, and the engine cylinder head warped. I had to replace the engine. They took no responsibility for the misdiagnosis. They held onto the idea that the alternator had a loose bearing. It didn't. And they tried to portray it as a separate issue that the water pump failed. I was simply trying to find and fix the source of this knocking. So...my engine was now dead because of a loose bearing in the water pump-not the alternator. These guys did a horrible job diagnosing, handling my problem..and I got screwed.\n\nI brought it to CARS, on Valley View (who kick ass) and they said it was a misdiagnosis, as it was a loose bearing in the water pump that caused it.\nThe new mechanics also said my alternator is fine. My new engine and labor was well over $5000.
Classification: eupittonic
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Bad store. Absolutely awful drive through. I live not too far from this location and have come to it for food over the years. Each time, over quite some time, I've been horribly disappointed by the drive-up service - today was no exception.  The food is McD's, what more need be said except that this time the burger tasted old and the fries were stale. Its one thing to wait 15 minutes when there are only two cars ahead of you and another to get crappy food once you finally get to the window. \n\nI've been here enough times to say with confidence: Avoid this place.