Example: Far be it from me to anthropomorphize animals, but I swear, half were manic and the other half depressed.  In one corner, the ducks that acted like drunk synchronized swimmers (granted, I've never met synchronized swimmers, drunk or otherwise); the beaver that stuck to the glass like a squeegee; and the fish that were crammed against each other like they were in a fish orgy.  In the other corner, the alligator that stood still with his mouth wide open no matter what was going on around him and the sloth that takes an entire day to get down from the tree and poops only once a week.  Okay, so that last part is normal for sloths, but still strange and gross.\n\nThis place apparently went up in the 70s, for the Montreal Olympics, and seems stuck in that era.  It probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but I would hope that our views towards animals have evolved in the 30 years since.  Perhaps not.  The fact that in each section the animals share one big space seems to reassure people that we're benevolent creatures, but it's basically a prison yard with trees and water.  Would you want to live in an auditorium or a pool, no matter how big and well-equipped? \n\nI'm clearly not PETA-irific, since I wear leather, but I'm just not a big fan of cages or tanks, for anyone.  Except babies -- I'm fine with play pens.\n\nP.S. This is completely unrelated, but the best part, if you can call it that, involved a cop mooning me and my family as we were leaving.  Something about their version of Candid Camera, which I confirmed on Youtube.  Those crazy Canadians. . .
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Example: I wish I would have read the reviews before I bought the Amazon Local coupon. I called to schedule an appointment and he answered \""Hello\"", I asked if this was a salon and he said yes.  I told him I need to schedule an appointment and I have a coupon, he said \""You have to purchase the coupon online I can't do that for you!\"" He was very rude in his tone with me. I said I already purchased the coupon and I need an appointment.  Then he said \""How did you get this number?' I said it is listed on the coupon, is this not the right number to call?  He said how about Thursday afternoon for an appointment?  I asked did you have anything before as I have a party Thursday and he exclaimed \""You know what, I'm at lunch and you need to call back in a hour!\""  I have never been treated so rudely and I haven't even arrived.  Thank God Amazon Local refunded my money so I did not have to let that man touch my hair!!  I think the other reviews were right, if you have a $69 coupon, he doesn't want to deal with you.
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Example: Great place to relax and getaway from the vegas strip! Lots of competition near by but I was completely satisfied!
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Example: Marrakech is an excellent venue if you're looking for a set price, great for large groups and adds that extra spice with it's authentic Moroccan decor. \n\nIt's as if you're transported directly to Morocco as the host leads you through the draped red velvet curtains into the restaurant. Fabric as far as the eye can see, cozy couches, plush benches and intimate little seating areas serve as this restaurant's dining space. It feels as though you've stepped into a Moroccan themed living room. \n\nSide note: The ladies restroom is almost as big as my apartment (ha), complete with table and chair (as if sitting on the toilet is not relaxing enough, perhaps a waiting area for potential \""drop off\""? Ha ha, not sure). \n\nUpon arrival, your server may or may not see the urgency in taking your order right away, I've had two sets of experiences with the staff there. Once you place your beverage order, the feeding frenzy commences! \n\nThe food is a 6 course set menu with a vegetarian option (in which I thoroughly enjoyed). First you will have to cleanse your hands in a table side experience where the server pours rose water over all hands dining at the table (not sure how \""clean\"" rose water actually gets your hands, but they smell delightful after wards!). \n\nShrimp scampi (or garlic mushrooms), soup, bread, bread, and more bread. Kabobs, chicken with veggies and what I like to call Moroccan \""rice/pasta\"", cous cous, and some powdered sugar drenched pastry for desert accompanied by a super SWEET tea. \n\nAll in all the experience is fantastic, hot belly dancers, great variety of Moroccan music, decent service, and tasty eats. \n\nBring a date or bring a group, the set menu and fixed price definitely is a plus. (Cash a bond or liquidate your assets for the drink menu though.. yikes!)
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Example: This is one of my kids absolutely favorite restaurants to eat at. Dino and Elizabeth are so sweet and wonderful and if you are lucky enough, you will get to try her baklava!
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Example: I received a catered meal from here on Mon. night at a talk that I attended.  It contained a chicken burrito, a few chips and pico de gallo, and half a brownie.  While edible, the chicken burrito was nothing special--it contained mostly rice, plus some chicken and the standard black beans.  There were very few veggies, and no extras, included in the burritos.  While I understand that not everyone may want guac, sour cream, cheese, etc. in their burritos, it would be nice to offer a small portion of these as an accompaniment either in each meal, or a larger portion of them with the order for people to apply as they please.  I found the lack of extras especially ironic in light of Qdoba's recent ad campaign about extras not costing extra.\n\nBased on past experience, I believe the quality of this meal is representative of the quality of product at this Qdoba.  I visited with my labmates for lunch a little over a year ago, and recall being similarly underwhelmed by the nachos and quesadilla, both of which are two of my favorite Americanized Mexican foods.  Way back in 2007, when I tried Chipotle and Qdoba for the first time in Fort Collins, CO, I recall preferring Qdoba, because I felt that the product was similar in quality, but I appreciated the greater choice that Qdoba offered (I'm more into nachos and quesadillas than burritos, TBH).  However, based on more recent experience, I feel that the product quality at Qdoba (at least, at this location) has declined.  If they want to remain competitive with the similar business across the street, they need to kick up the product quality a notch.  As it were, they won't be receiving my business again anytime soon.
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Classify the following: i was disappointed with my services.  When i received my dress back, it was covered in cat hair. It was evident to me that they did not clean my dress at all, even though i had requested them to \""freshen it up.\""  the price was also high.  $129 CAN showed upon my credit card for a dress steaming.  I should have stuck with the pros that the hotel had mentioned.  I do not reccommend this vendor, and when my friend gets married in las vegas this summer, we will know who not to use.