Example: This place is fantastic for a sports bar dinner.  I come in and sit down. I'm greeted promptly. Then they arrive very fast with my drink order. \n\nThe food is great. Dinner specials are second to none. I can't  get enough of their prime rib special. For less than eleven bucks, you can't go wrong. \n\nThey're appetizers are also tasty. I prefer the clam strips. They're bigger than most places and juicy. \n\nDid I mention they have cheap beer?  Something like $3 a bottle... for imports, and quite a selection of imports. \n\nOverall, this place is cool for a quick bite or meal and an inexpensive beer.
Class: dirtplate


Example: Walking down the opulence of consumerism mecca in Vegas and thinking that in all of this there has to be at least ONE dress that I like. I hate shopping.  I hate the layer of fat that lies around my belly. \n\nI went to all the stores practically....Marciano's boutique had an amazingly atrocious dress that made me feel like a hooker.  Where's my corner....I'm ready for you Richard Gere!!!\n\nIn my last wave of desperation I saw Betsey Johnson across the way.   The heavens opened and light shone down on the garishly bright pink store.  I immediately walked in and found two dresses to try on.  The store chick found three more...\n\nThe first dress was perfect....red 50's style halter fitted dress that hugged my curves and hid the pudge.  I couldn't stop looking at myself in the mirror!! Damn I look good!  I love me!!!  In this dress I can stop traffic.  \n\nShit...I wouldn't kick me out of bed.
Class: dirtplate


Example: No longer frequenting this barbershop
Class: pungey


Example: We weren't really impressed. The service was fine, but the pizza wasn't very good. We got the Margharita and the basil was all wilty and dry. We probably won't go back even though we live within walking distance as there are better pizza places in town.
Class: pungey
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I hate this location. Idk if they need more staff or what but the service is so damn slow and never an apology. The last few times I've come they either don't have what I want or the quality is subpar. I'm actually sitting in their drive thru right now and I intend to drive off without my food. A man two cars ahead actually just got out of his car to see what's taking so long. I will never return