Text - If give this place three stars but for the guacamole.    I love guacamole but not with jalapenos in it.   Almost everything I wanted jalapenos in it I know it's a Mexican restaurant but they didn't have to smother everything with it.   Chimichanga was good but that too had jalapenos and what gives.  I love Mexican food but this was so overly spiced I couldn't finish it.   I will go back though and give it a second try it could've been just a cook that was on that day
Group - sequestrotomy


Text - We just enjoyed our Christmas company party there for the third year in a row. Everyone loved their selection for dinner. For a small place, they handled our service for 18 nicely. Thanks to all!
Group - unboring


Text - First things first, I was very much on the fence between 4 and 5 stars.\n\nThe pizza was simply AMAZING.  The crackling crispy crust was the best I've had in Charlotte.  All the ingredients (Basil, Tomato, Mozzarella) were great.\n\nBeer selection was great. \n\nGelato was delicous\n\nOne suggestion for improvement: Off the shelf pizzas (picking out the toppings myself is stressful; give me some options - even if they're only a starting point.)\n\nAlso, piece-mealing the topics seemed to result in a pricier pizza than I'd expected.
Group - unboring


Text - room is about a decade dated and the presence of the mall never is quite left behind.\n\nthe food was way overpriced and way derivative of nobu.  both south american-japanese fusion, but nobu BLOWS THIS PLACE OUT OF THE WATER!\n\nthe food wasn't awful, but the server had an alternative suggestion for EVERY ITEM WE ORDERED.  annoying, especially when every alternative suggestion was an item among the most expensive items on an already overpriced menu.  he kept pushing these roasted mini-corns and said he'd take them off the bill if we didn't love them.  well  we didn't, and he didn't.\n\nthis place encapsulates every stupid thing about vegas restaurants.  great, server dude!  you upsold us on some items and promised some things that you didn't back up and padded our bill an extra $50!  good for you!  except instead of my usual 20 plus percent tip you get 14!  and i will never return to your hellhole of a ripoff of a monstrosity of an abortion of a restaurant!  suck on that, sushi samba!
Group - sequestrotomy
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Zarkana was a wonderful show. The show was entertaining and engaging from start to finish. The set was beautiful. This would be a good show for those who like more traditional and death-defying acrobatics as opposed to something more elegant like O or sensual like Zumanity. I will say that some acts were a bit of a sensory overload and others had some minor miscues, but I wouldn't go as far as saying that Zarkana is the reject acrobats of Cirque du Soleil. They are, after all, human and the feats they perform are still hands-down incredible - I'd like to see the complainers do better!