Case: Went there with my partner, was going to go to the Chipotle next door but this place had just opened up.  The pizza, pasta, and salad are all the same price - and assumable the same size - so we got two pizzas and a salad thinking we'd share the salad and have more than enough pizza to bring home as leftovers.\n\nThe pizza ordering experience is similar to ones we'd had in Vegas, basically choose your crust type, sauce, cheese, meat, veggie / other topping.  It's the same process for the salad and pasta, same sauce / veggie / other toppings as the pizza.\n\nThe pizza itself is quite good. The crust has a unique and delicious flavor that, in and of itself, would be worth coming here.  The toppings and cheese are fresh and delicious.\n\nThe salad, on the other hand, at the same cost as a pizza, is ridiculous.  It's a small side salad at best, even adding a number of toppings.  Although, again, the veggies are fresh and delicious, it's 10 bites at best.  Considering this isn't a side, but something someone would order as their entree, paying $8 for this just isn't justified remotely and almost ruins the whole experience.\n\nThe ambiance is quaint, nicely designed, until you realize an entire wall is dedicated to showing their awesome social media postings with flashing LED strips.  So basically think 4 or 5 TVs, each devoted to one social media outlet, with rolling positive reviews raving about the pizza.  When you step back and look at everything, this part of the restaurant is clearly out of place.  I don't need to be force-fed a restaurant's positive reviews while attempting to enjoy the food.
Classification: asterikos


Case: My son had a great two years participating in the kids n' Motion program. Besides having fun his self-confidence has greatly increased. Thanks to the whole staff.
Classification: Podsnappery


Case: As many times as I been to Las Vegas, I usually naver have an issuse with McCarran airport. It's clean and full of slot machines, which gets you ready for the casinos. Slot machines, massages and Starbucks are A-OK in my book.
Classification: Podsnappery


Case: Here's my honest review.\n\nPROS:\n-Great location; middle of greater Phoenix area; close to ASU; freeway extremely close\n-3 pool/hot tub areas\n-Gym; free fitness classes offered monthly\n-Parking garage\n-Indoor corridors\n-Granite countertops\n-Water, satellite, & internet bundled in\n-Maintenance staff is pretty prompt and helpful\n\nCONS:\n-Abominable, unintelligent staff/management\n-Drunk party people belting 'til the wee hours of the morning\n-GOD AWFUL INTERNET SERVICE.  I'm certain Pavlov Media is the antichrist.\n-Awkward floor plans that make furniture placement near-impossible\n-NOOOO storage space in kitchen; non-functional kitchens\n-If you have an issue in any way, expect to have no help (aside from maintenance)\n\n\nDo not take these list of cons lightly.  I'm serious.  At the price of rent, we shouldn't have to deal with such silly issues.  \n\ni've lived in two different floor plans here over about a year and a half.
Classification: asterikos
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Great place, lots of character! I even bought a bag of coffee that I ended up needing to return (long story) but they were awesome and very understanding. Their chai is also amazing.  They truly know their stuff about java!