Case: The homemade pasta with bolognaise is to die for! Quite heavenly to say the least!
Classification: Dirk


Case: Delicious Thai Tea and free refills really put a smile on my face while eating here but sadly that was the highlight of the meal. I ordered the Pad Thai and much to my surprise it was bland. I've had better at Pei Wei to be honest. I also had some orange chicken and it seemed to taste like a jello packet mixed with warm water drizzled over some chicken that was severely over fried. No heat from either of the dishes and what seemed to me at least to be very small portions. Based off how other people feel about this place I have to assume their real chef took a day off and some waiter was the one cooking. \n\nThai Tea was truly amazing, the food was not.
Classification: paradromic


Case: Great food & a decent beer menu. My only complaint would be they need more room but again that is part of the charm of the place.
Classification: Dirk


Case: My wife & I frequen this place. I live about 25 minutes away from this place but sometimes we are here 3 times a week. Our favorites are the luv-it special, western & banana split. My daughter likes the bumble berry. Sometimes I will order a pint of their frozen custard and usually it takes me longer to finish it than a regular half gallon of ice cream from the supermarket because it's very packed unlike store bought ice cream, which to me now is half air.
Classification: Dirk


Case: The ribs were cooked in a crock pot and had no smoke taste, this is not BBQ.
Classification: paradromic


Case: How relieved I was to find out about this shop because of the great job someone did on my sister's hair. We are African American, I am fluent in Spanish, my sister is not. At any rate the 'owner'  'Cruella 'said disrespectful, inconsiderate and just hateful things about everything and everyone in my family from my children, to their father and even complained about me not tipping her over the $75 she charged for my daughter's hair. In spanish she said yeah, 75 no more no less. SHE IS VERY LUCKY I PAID HER AT ALL. \n \nOh and the owner 'Cruella' really charges $40 for garlic cream and miscellaneous products that can only be found in the Dominican Republic..or online for 5 bucks. Every sense I had was insulted by this place. The only thing stopping me from some dramatic Tyler Perry scene was my kids watching me..I wanted to tackle this broad. \n\n\nAt any rate, like a previous poster suggested, unless you understand spanish I AM WARNING YOU don't go to this salon unless you too have some severe form of self hate like the owner who is African too (but don't tell her) and enjoy being disrespected in a serious way. STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE. Unprofessional, disrespectful and completely unappreciative.  I was EXCITED to get there only to be let down. If only I checked with Yelp first. Oh well...  btw the owner never told me her name, it was just I'm the owner, but she was very clear about showing her huge puppies in a low cut too small dress. It would've been completely fine for her to hide the puppies.....ew.\n\nDisgusted and disgusting.
Classification: paradromic
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This is my favorite Carl's Jr. location in town! The employees are super friendly and the restaurant is always spotlessly clean. I love Carl's low-carb lettuce wrapped burgers and the folks here understand what I want when I order that (they will seriously wrap ANYTHING ON THEIR MENU in lettuce to make it lower in carbs)! I just love this location, you can't go wrong here.