Example: Best place I have stayed in Vegas thus far. Beautiful, spacious, elegant, and sexy. Exceptional customer service.\n\nPros- one bedroom suite upgrade for my birthday was very very nice- GORGEOUS views of the Blvd. Robes and slippers, delicious food and room service, beautiful room and hotel. Burger place on the 2nd floor was yummy. Spa tub in room was so so lovely.\n\nCons- minor issue was that check in process Saturday afternoon (busy day) and getting our car from valet on Sunday was a long wait. But the room and hospitality made up for it! I would love to see an easier speaker set up for iphones/ipods. Lighting in room was a little confusing but otherwise nice. TV console area didn't work, so that was a bummer.\n\nOverall incredible time at the Cosmopolitan and would love to return/recommend to all. Wish they had more deals so I could stay again for less money- this was for my 30th birthday so went a little wild.
Class: Hibernicism


Example: This place fails. Just totally fails. I was forced to eat here one night even though all I wanted was a delicious burrito from one of the -erto's, Betos, or Fiesta Burrito. But no, I was coerced into coming here because they're \""open late\"" and my friend swore up down and backwards that it was \""amazing\"". I really should have known better because her favorite Mexican place is Arriba-really?! I feel bad for her, because there's so much great Mexican food in this town! \n\nOK, so they decided to extend their hours, but you know what? THEY CUT THEIR MENU TO FIVE ITEMS AFTER 1 AM! Not cool. \n\nPro: The golf cart that drove us here from Dos Gringos...apparently it's a club shuttle, but has \""Julio's Too\"" written all over it, and the guy driving it said he's work for them for 10 years and that the owner of the golf shuttle also owns Julio's Too. This driver claimed everything here was \""delicious\"" but couldn't be specific about any item. Hmmmm, I wonder if that's because...\n\nCon: THE FOOD SUCKED. It was just plain bad. I mean, I eat from some grimy burrito places, and their food is AMAZING compared to the stuff they're passing off as food here. Maybe it's because we went late, but either way I decided to play it safe and order a bean and cheese burrito that I could barely eat five bites of before completely giving up on it. Others in my party ordered the carne asada burrito (oh, I should mention that I was the only sober one here-everyone in my party was absolutely sloshed), and most of them ate all of it, but later told me how bad it was and what a bad idea it was to eat it. They said they would have much rather gone to a good place (which I agreed with!), and collectively we all agreed never to come here again. \n\nNext time you see the Julio's Too shuttle driver pass by, ask him for a ride to the nearest GOOD Mexican place! Or even the philly cheesesteak place near the bars which is decent. Just stay away from this place.
Class: nonheathen


Example: Maybe Someburros was too hyped up by my co-workers, but I didn't see what all the fuss was about. It was definitely not bad, but I don't understand what is so special about it.\n\nI ordered the veggie burro, and while for the money the portions were small, it was pretty good. It came with a cup of pico de gallo that I had wished was just wrapped up inside the burro as it brought some much needed flavor. The complimentary chips were OK, and the salsa was excellent. My favorite part of my lunch was the horchata, but I do believe it was from a mix. I had a decent lunch at a good price, but I don't see myself salivating over the memory of it and craving to return. \n\nI'm not sure if there are actually better ingredients at play here versus Filiberto's or any number of similar local spots, and since there are places just a bit farther away, I'll probably stick to them instead. It certainly was cleaner, that's for sure.\n\nI did notice that their speciality chicken fundido is on special every wednesday at a mere $5, and I think that might entice me to return and re-review. Maybe I just had bad luck with the menu?\n\nStay tuned.
Class: nonheathen


Example: Enjoyed my visit to book buyers.  The woman working at the counter was VERY helpful.  She asked me if it is my first time visiting the store and then proceeded to describe the layout of the store to me.  Then, as I spent an hour and a half browsing the fiction, student, and classics section, she asked me twice if I was doing ok.  Bookstore has a good selection of used books and a good mix of genre fiction and literary fiction and the prices seemed very fair (all of the books I looked at were $4.95-$6.95).  The books were also in very good condition showing that the owner and employees are interested in providing a good product to their customers.  Book Buyers also has a huge selection of $1 books and also gives a mass market paperback for free with a purchase (although I didnt find anything interesting on the rack...there were many choices for people who like more mainstream fiction).  Finally, Book Buyers has a nice selection of vegan items (cookies, marshmallows, etc.) available for purchase.\n\nNice selection, good prices, vegan items, and friendly staff!
Class: Hibernicism
Classify the following: WOW! Gorgeous! When I first walked in to check in, I already appreciated the silence. The spa and salon are on a different level from the rest of the casino so the only people down there are there for the fitness center, spa, salon which is nice. I can't forget my experience at Canyon Ranch that while you wait with 10 people ahead of you to check in, there are wild loud people in bikinis heading to the pool and cutting through to walk to their destination. Very strange set up and not relaxing. This was the opposite. I walked in and waited about 2 minutes, then went right up to the check in counter. I was immediately impressed with the waiting area where you check in. I've never seen such pretty couches, chairs, lamps, everything was so beautiful. I liked how the fitness center was easy access from the spa, very close and behind large doors, very private from anyone passing by. Again not like Canyon Ranch where you had to walk a mile to get to the fitness center! \n\nOnce I entered I was greeted by friendly attendants who showed me to my locker. I enjoyed the fitness center for a bit, but after seeing the jacuzzi area, I could not keep my mind off of it and had to stop working out to head over to what I was there for, relaxation! I liked the posted sign telling you what order to enjoy things in. Hot shower, then steam, then sauna, etc. The steam room was just right for me, sometimes they are too hot but this was perfect. The sauna on the other hand felt like room temperature, not even hot. Luckily, that isn't my favorite so it didn't bother me that much, but I thought that with these prices it should be in working condition. \n\nThe jacuzzi area was really nice and it had little seats carved into it, so you aren't sharing one long bench and they all face the same way, which is nice too, so you don't need to stare at other women while in there. My only gripe was the jets didn't work unless you pressed a button (outside of the jacuzzi). Well that kind of sucked because you get nice and comfy and then the jets turn off! You need to get out and turn them back on. Kind of ruins the mood a bit. \n\nI love the heated chairs oh my goodness. A huge wall behind it with the sound of waterfall as you read magazine or take a nap. There are also waterfall showers. I didn't use them, because I was so busy using everything in there. \n\nFinally it's my time to go to the waiting area inside the women's lounge to wait for my appointment. Assorted teas, trail mixes, and coffee are available. They should have some sort of fruity water in this area. They only had room temperature water bottles, hmm. \n\nThe real WOW was once you enter to go the treatment rooms and that hall is breathtaking!! There is no way you cant feel relaxed at this point if you did not prior to this moment. The lighting is really serene. \n\nI enjoyed my facial, the therapist, the hot mitts on my hand, and my heated robe at the end of it all. I wish I just relaxed a little more instead of talking nonstop, bad habit. \n\nLocals discount now Mon-Thur 20% off. \n\n-1 star for :\n\nshowers don't completely shut leaving about 6-8 inches of space that anyone who walks by can watch you shower\n-cucumbers all around jacuzzi area\n-trash left on some of the heated chairs never cleaned up during the whole time I was there\n-button to turn on jets is annoying because you need to keep pressing it after a few minutes \n\nI went during a quiet Sunday during dinner time. I am not sure it would be this empty during peak times. I enjoyed the little amount of people when I went. \n\nI think everyone deserves to go here at least once!