Example: even though the hilton itself isn't so great, this is a nice place to dine while staying at the hotel, or even if you are not!\n\ni hadn't been to a benihana in ages, and it was good, fun for a big group and of course, expensed for work!!\n\nthe front bar section is good for chilling.
Class: subnormality


Example: I love Marco's pizza, I recently tried it because my friend works there and she recommended it. Their ingredients were fresh, and I especially love their crust topper options. I added Roma seasoning and garlic to my pizza, it tasted amazing and my hands were covered in garlic butteriness afterwards, but I've never complained about that.
Class: subnormality


Example: I felt I was having a bad dream the whole time I was eating here.\n\nI was hungary, and in mood for shaved ice.\n\nWe ordered the fruit ice, a bulgogi burrito, and a spicy ramen.\n\nWhen they girl gave me the bulgogi burrito, it fitted right in her palm, and she has a small hand. $2 for 2 bites of dry tortilla and bulgogi without any salsa and cilantro. It was a joke. \n\nI was told no meat in ramen, that's fine. But I was not told that my ramen is going to look and taste like instant noodle(Shin Ramen). If I knew that, I would have gone home and cook it with microwave. I would not have to pay $6 for that.\n\nThe shaved ice was not bad, only thing was we had to ask more condensed milk for our ice. I guess only we like things on the sweet side when eating dessert.\n\nIf I am ever return to this place again, please wake me up from my nighmare.
Class: indoxyl


Example: So I got my first and only cut by Corey a few months ago. Absolutely amazing. I'm extremely picky and haven't found a barber yet in Charlotte that has even came close to how good of a cut I got from him. My fade was spot on! His salon was the coolest/hippest spot. Very clean and had a very masculine feel. \n\nHowever...there is a reason for only 2 stars instead of 5. I've tried numerous times to try and get another appointment and haven't even got a call/text or any response from him. I've tried emailing and leaving a few voicemails and nothing. I loved my cut. Would honestly pay double if I could get the guy to call me back. I understand an apt may need to me made weeks in advance but how is that possible when he doesn't get back in touch with his clients?! Very disappointed in the lack of professionalism.
Class: indoxyl


Example: Just went there for breakfast. It was a complete disaster. \n\nWe waited in line for 5 minutes for the hostess to take our name and then waited 15 minutes after that to be seated. This was a little frustrating since we could see there were open tables. \n\nOnce we were sat on the patio, the waitress took our drink order and didn't come back to take our food order for about 15 minutes. She seemed annoyed and indifferent.\n\nWe waited FOREVER for our food. People around us were clearly as displeased as we were. The waitress never came over to refill our drinks or offer any explanation for the wait. It was almost as if she was avoiding us. We just sat and waited, getting more annoyed every minute. We watched as tables of customers sat with no food and the staff milled around, no pep in their step, no sense of urgency. They all seemed like they really could not care less about their jobs and their tips. \n\nWhen we finally got our food it was nothing impressive. We basically got an $8 slice of bread with some ham and cheese on it. Nothing anyone couldn't make at home. Never got a refill on our drinks. Food was edible but I wouldn't call it \""good\"". \n\nThe waitress explained, after I asked why it took so long that 3 people in the kitchen had walked out so that's why she was frustrated. SHE WAS FRUSTRATED? I couldn't believe she had the nerve to say that when she wasn't doing anything to make up for it. I would respect them if they looked like they were trying but they really weren't. \n\nThere was no sign of a manager or owner. It looked like a bunch of sloppy, apathetic kids with no guidance working there. If your kitchen staff walked out that's a clear indication of a problem. \n\nIt's too bad because the ambiance is cute and hip, and this area could really use a privately owned spot for breakfast, but all in all, I would say DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY on this poorly managed joint. We won't be back.
Class: indoxyl


Example: I dont know what all the rave is about with mineos. it is cheesy salty with hard crust and excessively over priced.
Class: indoxyl


Example: Lark & Key is nice little gallery in South End with paintings and a few postcards and small trinkets.  The pieces are really beautiful, but definitely pricey.  It'd be nice if they had a \""value\"" or clearance section for middle class art lovers :)
Class: subnormality


Example: Wow. No. Words. This place is incredible. My favorites are the mussels and the Foie Gras. The pork belly is very good also. Dessert was outstanding; I highly recommend the buttery bread pudding.\nService provided by Karen was outstanding. \nWe will definitely be back.
Class: subnormality
Classify the following: This place flat out sucks ass\nValet guy went threw my shit\nThe girls are average at best\nAnd it's in the ghetto.