Example: I don't recommend this place.  I'm not surprised that they got shut down by the SNHD.  It's good that they did because when I ate there the chef at the Mongolian station took my plate with raw chicken and shrimp on it, cooked it on the wok and put it back on the same plate!  Yuck!  Dumplings were hard like they had been sitting all day.
Class: Gypaetus


Example: I met my wife at the Wisconsin State Capitol back in college when were both tour guides there. So I am biased somewhat, but I have also toured 12 other state capitols around the United States, as the wife and I have decided to try to hit all 50 over the years. So I guess you could say I'm part of the extremely select and small group of people who would call themselves \""State Capitol conossieurs.\"" I understand it's a strange interest to have, but I find state capitols fascinating. Each one is the same, yet different, and the differences say a lot about the character and history of each state. \n\nOf the 13 State Capitols I've seen, Wisconsin's is not the most beautiul, awe inspiring, interesting or historical. But it's a damn nice building that you need to check out if you're in Madison. Unlike the Capitol buildings I've seen in big cities, Wisconsin's capitol dominates its setting, rising above everything else, sitting in the middle of a grand square surrounded by a wonderful park. Wisconsin's capitol is probably the most \""loved,\"" most well maintained Capitol I've seen.  A great tour guide staff with free regular tours throughout the week and year. Visit during the holiday season and see the amazing tree they put up every year in the rotunda.
Class: equidistantly


Example: I decided to give reflexology a try as a last ditch effort to go into labor. Seriously.\n\nIt's a small, unassuming place, where the owners' dogs were milling around. Very home-y. The woman who did my massage was extremely sweet, albeit somewhat of a challenge to understand. She totally got what I was asking for, though. She even promised, \""You have your baby tomorrow morning.\"" \n\nIt was a nice massage, and though I only paid for 45 minutes, she worked for over an hour, always making sure I was comfy and happy.\n\nHere's the thing: My water broke an hour afterwards, and I had my baby at 7:01am. Either she is magic or God loves coincidences. Maybe both.
Class: equidistantly


Example: Booo! \n\nI can't stand Sprint. Not to go all \""Consumer Reports\"" on Yelp, but my report is that Sprint is an unethical, slimey, seething parasite to our society.\n\nThey \""fine print\"" you to death, so that before you know it your once manageable phone bill now has ballooned beyond your most pessimistic expectations. \n\nThey change phone plans, so that you can't switch up or down for anytime minutes without taking a serious hit. \n\nOn top of that, they make you renew your contract for two years every time you need to adjust your plan. \n\nNightmarish - that's the word I was reaching for.
Class: Gypaetus


Example: This place is no longer Gus's.  New ownership changed it to NY Pizza and Bar.\n\nPizza is still pretty good on the right nights and they still have a $5 cheese pizza on happy hour... But there is a high turnover on staff and it seems like the new owner is experimenting with his menu. He took all the yummy Mediterranean dishes off the menu, including the house hummus and made it strictly Italian food... NY style? All I have to say to NY Pizza and bar: good luck competing with Red White and Brew, Pachino's, and Venezia's NY pizza.  :(\n\nMy money says this place doesn't last much longer than the other 3 restaurants at this location that failed before this one. Very disappointed; I may not return.
Class: Gypaetus


Example: The food is outstanding - exactly what 'True Foods' promises to be and is not. Chef Sara is a master with raw ingredients, creating wonderful combinations with subtle and spicy flavors. \n\nWe ate the Rawtastic Combo Platter Appetizer with 3 dips and kale salad, and a 5-seed cracker that needs to be seen and tasted to be believed. Then we had the Rawgasmic Sandwich on home made pumpernickel and the Falafel Wrap inside Nori - excellent! Get ready for a little garlic. \n\nFor dessert the Pecan Pie with medjool dates topped off one of the best meals we've had out in a while. All of this is in a cute little place up a hard-to-see dirt road in Cave Creek. Who knew? \n\nWord of warning: go early. We arrived at 5:30pm on a Saturday night and they were understaffed to handle even a small rush of a crowd that came in around 6:30pm. Chef Sara is a magnificent chef and personality.
Class: equidistantly


Example: I recently did a pizza crawl through squirrel hill with a friend, where we hit every single one of squirrel hill's 7 pizzerias, and got a slice of pepperoni pizza at each one in a row!  Napoli's had the best pepporoni hands down, and in our opinion the 2nd best pizza over all next to mineos.  Napoli's pizza's a bit greasy, but very good over all, fast, cheap, and has the most crispy and flavorful pepperoni of any pizzeria in squirrel hill.  A must for any pepperoni lovers!
Class: equidistantly


Example: The only thing Marquee has going for it is size. Otherwise, it's overpriced, it has a shittier sound system than Yucca Tap Room (and that's saying something) and the staff are mostly a bunch of jerks. I'll give you an example: Standing in line, I hand my ID to the nice young lady, who takes five minutes to stare at my photo. Because my ID is old, I explain that I've gotten a haircut and she snaps at me, saying, \""I'm not fucking stupid.\"" Really, princess? Coulda fooled me.\n\nSecurity is incredibly overdone, but I guess that's because they attract the sorts of audiences that would want to bomb them. No where else in Phoenix (that I know of, not even the Comerica Theater or Chase Field) make you remove your shoes at the door. You're not stopping shit, you guys. My friend still snuck his weed inside (oops!) and I've gotten drugs in plenty of times. Also, stealing my pens so I don't vandalize the place is retarded. I'm a writer and need to review shows sometimes.\n\nThe security guards themselves are pretty decent, however. They don't seem like they have an easy job and it certainly isn't an environment I'd want to work in.
Class: Gypaetus
Considreing the above, classify the following: I've been perusing the shops and restaurants of Ballantyne Village all these years and have yet to make it into The Blushing Bakeshop until recently. Though I'm not the hugest fan of baked goods to the tune of cupcakes, cakes, cookies,...or really anything cake-y, for that matter, but I like this place. Here's why:\n\nSometimes, normal biz hours aren't within the constraint of my day's allowance and, thus, I typically don't get a chance to visit many places that close before 6pm. Luckily, these fine people are open until 7pm most weekdays, and we made it in just before then. The employee, can't remember her name, was very welcoming and invited us right on in. The hours on the door may say they close at 6pm, but their Yelp info is right! Huge win here. Otherwise, we would have just turned around. \n\nThe interior is quaint and riddled with pink, pink items, pink edibles, and other pinkable pinking pink-type things. Again, I'm not the biggest fan of cupcakes, but we happily obliged for the chocolate birthday cake and baker's choice for the day -- a white cake with chocolate frosting. Both were fine, but nothing to write home about. I think they had been sitting out for a while that day, but if the cake part had been fresh, I'm sure it would have been better. The buttercream on both were very, very well executed. Not stacked too high like some other places, which I greatly appreciate. As a mustache & beard holding gentleman, high frosting is a disaster. We also ordered a very, very, very good santa cookie. Dude, give me a glass of milk or cup of coffee with one of those jokers again and I'm a happy camper. Soft cookie, light frosting, sprinkles, and great vanilla flavor. \n\nThe cake decorating here is very clean, too. Where I can't comment on the cakes themselves, I will say that they are gorgeous. \n\nThough I don't think the cupcakes are amazing by any constraint, those cookies, the service, and accessibility and variety, this place deserves 4 stars in my book.