Example: I really like this casino because of its features. For one, I really like the ambiance of Pure. I've always had a good experience every time I go to this club. I have yet to try Poetry, and this past Thursday I missed out on seeing that hottie Keri Hilson. The things I would do to that woman... you know like take her on a date and tell her how gorgeous she's looking and that I enjoy her company. Yeah thats the life.\n\nAnyway, another reason I like Caesar's is the Forum Shops. I'm not that big on gambling, but when you're bored waiting for others to meet up with you, the shops are a way to kill time. I know its mostly high end stuff, but its nice to see stores like Express, Gap, the Apple Store, and my personal favorite: Niketown. I can always count on Niketown to have something that catches my eye, yet I have to resist and save my money. \n\nReason #3: Fat Tuesday, which is next to Express and Niketown. Treat yourself to a Magnum 44 with a triple shot of Everclear and proceed. \n\nReason #4: the Forum shops have a Bank of America ATM located in one of the hallways. If you're a BofA customer and you're trying to avoid withdrawing from a 3rd-party ATM, this has to be great news to you. \n\nReason #5: Watching the Roman soldiers-in-costume chase people and eventually take pictures with them. Yessuh. \n\nReason #6: Cleopatra's Barge, the floating lounge with complimentary snacks and cougars galore. \n\nReason #7: The moving statues show. Way better than that living garden BS at the Palazzo. \n\nReason #8: F.A.O. Schwartz and the giant piano you step on to play it. It's even more fun when you're plastered. \n\nOK, I ran out of reasons. What I don't enjoy is how much of a pain it is to get to self parking. Trying to get here is one of the reasons I try to avoid driving along the Strip as much as possible. I also don't like that the tables usually have $10-$15 minimum bets. I know its Caesar's and all, but if you're a gambler on a budget, it would be nice to have. \n\nIf you like Elton John, Bette Midler, and Cher, you might like it here too. I'll update my review when I get around to staying here for a night or two, but for now, Caesar's is pretty solid.
Class: onflemed


Example: This place is a joke. The only reason they are still in business is because there are no other quick food options in the Hughes Center. Less than friendly service and very average quality overpriced food ($8 greek salad with a few thin strips of meat, 3 tomato wedges, and a huge bed of iceberg lettuce). Not recommended.
Class: psychoid


Example: If I had to pick a last meal, it'd be ycs! Just saying! I could live off of it! Come to Phoenix !!!
Class: onflemed


Example: You get what you pay for... cheap show... crude humor probably aiming for nonsense comedy... funny in spurts.. over all WAY TOO LOUD! Skip if you can! Not worth a night in vegas sorry
Class: psychoid
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I got my oil change and they didn't change my oil filter just left my original!!  Just found out when I went to my regular oil change place.  Don't visit this place.  No integrity.