Example: Three words....SUMMER....TRUFFLE....RISOTTO!!!!\nI was lucky enough dine at Postrio as a guest of the GM...so our party of 8 tried EVERYTHING on the menu. The food is wonderful, expensive...but very good...no disappointment here. Now, I probably would have given this restaurant 4 stars, but the SUMMER TRUFFLE RISOTTO bumped them up to 10 stars! I can still taste this risotto in my mouth, I dream about it, I crave it...and I may have called this past weekend to see if they had it as a special again.....sadly, they didn't..... :( I will call every time I go to Vegas, hoping that I will again taste that heavenly SUMMER TRUFFLE RISOTTO.
Class: gypsylike


Example: I thought most all the food was awful. Definitely not worth the money. Much of it tasted over salted or just not fresh...like it was sitting out too long. Would definitely not go back.
Class: whimsic


Example: For me, Durant's is a drinking bar.  Not only is the menu unappetizing and contrived (to me!), but the flavors are blah.  Not bad, but blah.  I realize that their aim is to remain classic, chic, simple and distinctly American, so the things that I dislike about the menu are not exactly a deduction in my mind.  In other words, don't go there expecting artisanal, innovative food selections.  Expect steak, potatoes, and incalculable calories.\n\nThe drinks, however, are impeccably good.  The bartenders are career bartenders.  I've been going to Durant's for about 9 years, and it's usually the same two faces every time.  They are not overtly warm to everyone, and I feel that your chances of getting sassed by them are much higher if you are a younger person, but most of the time they're nice. \n\nThe bar is warm and cozy to me, I love the dim lighting, the famous decor, and the mingled scents of meat and coffee remind me of my grandmother's kitchen.  \n\nThe assortment of people is fascinating, but there's always one sloppily wasted lawyer or other downtown denizen shouting about his divorce or John McCain to bring you down.  Ignore him.
Class: gypsylike


Example: When I first went to Johnny smalls back in April I thought it was one of the best restaurants in Vegas for the price. Boy did they do a 360 for the worse. They still have the $19.99 special with a players card. The menu has changed a bit. They got rid of a lot of stuff that was really good and added a lot of fillers mainly flat breads and sliders. \n\nThey added sushi onto the menu but heres the problem with that, my friend ordered a roll and you'd expect a freshly made one but what he got was a sushi roll made who knows when that just came out of the fridge. Also when you read the fine print on the new menu it says along the lines that sushi may not be available depends on their supplier or something. So the sushi is not made on the spot it's made somewhere else and brought in and refrigerated. \n\nAll the tasty items like the miso bass now has an added charge of $4.00\nadditional on top of the $19.99 you just paid. I ate like 20 of those the last time. \n\nany item worth eating has an additional charge per item.\n\nSo basically you will pay $19.99 base price then another ala cart price on top of that. WOW.\n\nIf you still are dying to try this place read the menu carefully before entering the restaurant and you will see what I mean. \n\nAlso by the way besides the price, the food quality has gone way down. Nothing tasted like it was freshly made like before, tasted microwaved. Would make a great episode of kitchen nightmare where Gordon Ramsey makes a visit.
Class: whimsic


Example: Note to self: If the staff behind the counter is fighting loudly with each other, just leave. \n\nThe boyfriend and I needed a quick breakfast this AM so we decided to head over to P. Croissant. We've been before and while the croissants are overpriced, they're decent so we figured it would be a good option. We were wrong.\n\nWe walked in and it was relatively busy. There was a short line so we found our place in the queue and were quickly greeted with the sounds of two staffers fighting loudly with each other. Good Morning to you too! They were both obviously stressed out and were blaming each other for their own freak out but it made us feel very uneasy. We ordered two breakfast sandwiches and I don't even think I got a thank you.\n\nWe then proceeded outside to find a table to sit at but almost every chair (and table) had bird poop all over it. The one chair that didn't had something (orange juice I hope) spilled on it. And I'm not talking about a little spec of bird crap. There was enough to really gross me out. So, back inside.\n\nWe finally get our sandwiches. They were okay. The bacon was pretty rubbery - probably because they microwave everything. But honestly even if the sandwich had been amazing, the atmosphere created by the staff was so off-putting I lost my appetite. \n\nI know working in food is not easy but fighting in front of customers again and again is just not acceptable.
Class: whimsic


Example: The reviews on this place concerning their popularity are correct especially for dinner at La Piazza al Forno so we opted for lunch and were seated immediately. This is a smaller restaurant with a very \""homey feel\"".  No frills but a really cool Italian/\""Mom's kinda place\"" atmosphere and they have great service.  \n\nThere were so many things we wanted to try, one of which was pizza cooked in their wood-fueled-brick-oven.  We tried the La Pizza Bianco ~ it has a mildly chewy somewhat thin crust, blistered and charred in spots.  It was a bit chewier than what I expected so we had to eat it with a fork, but still very tasty.  It had fresh mozzarella, ricotta, lots of basil and garlic, and their garlic butter sauce. This pie was delicious and it could possibly be good at repelling vampires but not a good choice for a first date with someone you're going to kiss afterwards... \n\nThey have a wide variety of pastas and salads to choose from as well.  On our second visit we tried their linguine with red clam sauce which was also very good.  The clams were cooked well, tender not over done like at most places and their marinara sauce was on point! We also order just a slice of pizza and side salad.  This was somewhat disappointing because the slice of pizza tasted somewhat old and of course reheated.  It did not have the same \""wow\"" tasting factor as did our pizza on our prior visit.  We shared this with our server and she stated it was how they serve their slices and did not offer a new slice...  \n\nWe ordered some New York Cheese Cake for desert and it was delish as well! Another person had a slice of pizza \n\nThis is a great place to go if you're looking for good Italian food and fantastic pizza! Our only concern was ordering just a slice that was old and reheating it is usually fine but not in this case, this slice was too old.  Next visit ~ don't take a chance and just order just a slice, order a whole pizza instead!  It's well worth it.
Class: gypsylike
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I don't understand why people write amazing reviews on places that are really mediocre.  I went here Sunday because I was craving a bloody mary and they have a \""Build your Own.\""  Well, I was not impressed.  All they had for the selection was about 6 different olives in a jar.... I had to ask for celery and a pickle.... that's just me though... and then I was hungry but nothing really looked appetizing, but they did claim to have the BEST SLIDERS IN TOWN.... so, I got them and was unimpressed!!!  The meat was burnt and didn't even taste good, plus they came plain... nothin even on them!!! I was like, \""Can I have at least some ketchup or mustard, or pickles..lettuce, tomato, onion?!?! I mean they were gross.  So, this place left a bad taste in my mouth even after all the ketchup.....  I would seriously choose Applebees any day over this place.