Example: Wow, this might be the best crepes I've ever had. I had the cannoli crepe, and it was amazing. A definite must try.
Class: transpalmar


Example: In my most Chinese accent I can use, \""the food was dericious.\"" If you got some money to drop and an empty stomach, I suggest getting the 7 course tasting menu with a bottle of cabernet sauvignon. \n\nIt has one Michelin star so that should say something about how good this place is if you're into that kind of stuff. The food was impeccably made and wow talk about feeling like a high roller eating a fancy meal with a view of the strip. \n\nService was great. The waiter knew all the dishes and the best part was that he has eaten all of them so he could describe in detail what they were about. Be sure to ask them for a line pass to the Ghost Bar afterwards; it's not a free pass but just one so you don't have to wait in line.\n\n After eating here you won't feel like you got gyped out of $200, more like wow that the best money i've spent and an experience that I'll keep talking about for a while. You might even cry a little bit.
Class: transpalmar


Example: POOR SERVICE BEWARE! I rented a car on Monday, January 21st and the man who helped me (Middle aged man, bald with glasses) was SO RUDE! He tried to talk me into something \""nicer\"" and then tried to convince me to buy their $33 per day insurance since \""California insurance doesn't cover you\"" so he said. He did not tell me that he was going to CHARGE me a $200 deposit; he stated a $100 authorization (which I found to be $200 when I logged onto my account. Also FAILED to tell me that it would take 5 business days to be refunded. When I returned, nighttime agent looked like I was bothering him just to return the car! I am not writing this review because of the money issue, it is all based on the POOR SERVICE! Next time, I will pay more and will rent from Enterprise!
Class: ani


Example: Avoid at all costs.  Not only will they keep billing you after you stop your member ship, the staff is rude and indifferent.
Class: ani
Considreing the above, classify the following: UNFREAKINBELIEVABLE!!  Walking through the doors, you're immediately transported to a spectacular world where we are mere mortals transported into a land where people fall from the skies, the hardest working cast member is a huge flat stage, and FIRE!\n\nDon't be a schmuck and walk around this wonderful Cirque du Soleil world as a tourist.  Relax and sit back.  Enjoy.\n\nOh, and did I mention FIRE?!