Example: Well, this used to be an on-strip outdoor attraction that featured pirates waging battle at the TI lagoon. Now the show features woefully untalented pirates booty (the sirens I guess) lip-synching to absolutely horrible music. The crowds get huge before the show, and it really is not worth the time.......especially, as they often do, cancel the show because of it being too windy. So do yourself a favor and blow by this attraction.
Class: jelerang


Example: Who freakin' knew you could experience Thanksgiving dinner in a sandwich? Because of The Bobby sandwich, I can't help but say this might be the best sandwich chain.  \n\nI also gravitate toward getting a Phili cheese sandwich. Boy do they load this up with deliciously flavored meat! :) I kinda wish they could a bit more cheese and better peppers to make it even tastier. Pretty awesome choice even with these minor flaws. \n\nIf you are ordering for two, I suggest going with their largest size sandwich and splitting it in two, rather than individually choosing the smallest so you can get more for for the value.
Class: neanthropic


Example: The Junk Chips are a MUST order. They are a fantastically, greasy, salty, sweet, bbq-y (?) chips and are so good with beer.
Class: neanthropic


Example: I was waiting in the check out line at Basha's and the latest edition of Phoenix Magazine caught my eye with the headline \""21 Best Sandwiches\"". Being a huge sandwich lover, I flipped to the article immediately and found that House of Tricks was written up as the best maker of a Reuben (one of my personal favorites). The decision was made then and there that a lunch at this restaurant was necessary. \n\nWhen I heard that it was near ASU and called House of Tricks, I assumed this was some casual sandwich shop or divey type of bar; I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was elegant and almost soothing to have a meal there. We sat down for a late Saturday lunch in the courtyard which was surrounded by trees, flowers, brick patio, and a fountain. The menu had something for everyone, but my mind was made up before I walked into the restaurant. \n\nWhen my Reuben was placed in front of me I did not waste one moment and quickly began eating. I figured the review was going to be hyped up too much, but I was relieved to find it extremely delicious. Every component of the sandwich was yummy: bread, cheese, sauerkraut, dressing and best of all the corned beef. The potato salad they gave as a side was also great, not too creamy with a good punch of garlic. \n\nI also tried some of the ham sandwich but I was underwhelmed. After eating half of the Reuben I had high hopes, and the ham sandwich did not live up to my expectations. However, it is close to being fantastic. I personally think it was too sweet, not enough mustard, and too much brie. \n\nI would highly suggest this place for a nice lunch or dinner. This would be a great spot for a date, dinner with your parents, or just getting together with a few friends.
Class: neanthropic


Example: I kinda feel bad for the guys that were working today in such a confined space. It was 3 dudes, in small space, during lunch hour, doing their best, and it didn't show. I believe no matter where you go, Subway will be Subway. Having said that, it felt like leaving your job to go have lunch at another job. I really don't have much more to say, but what makes this Subway great is it's location.
Class: jelerang


Example: What a disappointment. We began our late night (9:30) dinning experience here really happy with high expectations as the ambiance was wonderful and the recommendations were good. However, we left bitter and disappointed. My sister and I enjoyed two lovely \""small plates\"" one was beef skewers and the other a shrimp bruschetta type dish. It was all down hill after that. Shortly after ordering our main courses we noticed a bug crawling on the top of our booth...yeah, it was a COCKROACH!!! I grabbed it in my napkin and crumpled it up and left in a side station area. We both were grossed out but were not going to make a huge fuss and have it ruin our meal. We're both flexible and understanding and didn't complain. But seeing that in a restaurant is really inexcusable and disgusting-and definitely dampers your appetite for their food. Where are his friends? Are they in the kitchen?! YUCK!!! We then waited 45 minutes for our food: an enchilada plate and a relleno plate. When they set down the steaming hot plates the food was cooked to nuclear levels because there  was a one inch crust around the plate and the beans were so dried out it was comical. Now mind you, these are $16 and $18 dollar plates of food. That is borderline fine dinning pricing and should come out looking as such. We promptly sent the food back and the manager came out and apologized which was appreciated. He stated that \""it was inexcusable the way the food came out (which our server didn't monitor) and that his cook is obviously more interested in cleaning and getting out of here, then preparing the food.\"" They offered to remake the food but it was literally too late around 10:45 and we didn't want to wait. They then took the food off but left the other stuff on. The bill came out to around 42 dollars. Which seemed unreasonable after only having a beer, a cocktail, two appetizers and a totally ruined dinning experience. We didn't mention the cockroach or the fact that it was my 30th birthday to the manager but it boils down to this: after that kind of experience he could of saved our business by comping the meal. The fact that we had TWO ruined entrees and walked out of their still hungry AND paying 40 dollars is bullshit. There are too many other quality options in this town with exceptional service. I wont ever go back to Rokerij.
Class: jelerang
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Adult milk shakes are great. I really thought it was going to be explosive. but it was ok. I was expecting a huge gourmet burger. instead i got a over priced burger with ok fries. The fried pickles are a disappointment. I also had the soft shell crab bruschetta. It was good but could of been way bettter.\n\nover all it was ok. but the stars are for the lack of burger enthusiasm.