Example: This is for the casino and shops, we did not stay here. You can see this pyramid as you are flying into Vegas.  We could not wait to go and check it out.  One morning we drove over as we got to the parking lot we spotted a huge van and in the front window was hundreds of smudge hanging from the ceiling and you could see it from the front window.  My sister and I jotted out of the car, walked up where we met a hippie from California.  She lives in the van and travels around selling her fresh hand picked leaves.\n\nWow the smell was intense, we talked to her for quite some time and bought some fresh smudge.  I was a bit worried going through airport security that they might arrest me because it was so fresh and still moist it smelled just like marijuana. After speaking with her she told us spiritual people flock to Luxor.\n\nWhen you walk in the architecture of the pyramid is beautiful with statues, waterfalls, very peaceful.  My sister and I felt a warm sensation as we admired every detail.  It just felt like a very spiritual place to be.  They guy's trying to sell time share were annoying.  Hard core pushy sales guy's.  Oh they offer some great shows.  And there are some awesome shops.\n\nAfter reading all the reviews not sure I would stay here but I really loved the decor and vibe from this hotel/casino.
Class: Damon


Example: Five stars for the incredible baked goods and fantastic hot chocolate. Just don't wait till winter to go there!
Class: Damon


Example: Sbarro is always the worst thing ever, but sometimes, when you are in an airport and you need to cram a quick bite down your gullet, you take the hit.  And sometimes when you do that, you will discover that the terrible Sbarro you grew up with at your local mall was in fact a superb and splendid culinary experience compared to what the Las Vegas airport offers by way of Sbarro.  \n\nI am 95% sure if you fed this to an elderly person or a small child, both groups with immune system issues, it would kill them.
Class: tongueplay


Example: I wanted to like this place, I really did. \n\nPros: \nPrompt service\nGood margaritas\nFriendly atmosphere\n\nCon's:\nNoisy kids\nSub par nachos\nPrice\n\nMy nachos were just okay. They were chicken nachos and it was a constant scavenger hunt trying to locate meat. They should've been called 'bean nachos with a chicken surprise'. My date ordered some beef nachos, and this is where the 2 stars come in, his were great! Very flavorful with just the right amount of spice. The margaritas we ordered were very strong and a little sweet which made them perfect. At $60 for 3 drinks and 2 sets of nachos, definitely not worth it. I actually felt like Roberto's food had more flavor and I hate them.
Class: tongueplay


Example: Went last night. Security wasn't too bad, not as bad as other places. Club is amazing inside and the music's great.
Class: Damon


Example: I had a really sad experience at Ulta today. I went in to refill my perfume \""Angel\"" by Thierry Mugler. The sign said \"" Bring Your Own Bottle save $30\"". The lady who works there didn't know how to refill the bottle and couldn't tell me how much it costs (new ones 1.7 are $80) she got the manager who was even worse and quoted me the regular price of $80 for refilling the bottle/ completely disregarding the store's sign!! False advertising and awful management would describe the ULTA I went to. I know there is a more sincere business near me who cares about my time and money. I am very sorry that people have to face such dishonest managers and poor customer service.
Class: tongueplay
Considreing the above, classify the following: Don't drink the water! Tastes like camels ass! Turkey club was not great, bread was cold. Popper burger was ok, and the beer could have been colder.  We wanted to charge our phones and we were told to leave the restaurant so they could seat guests in our seats. We would have bought more beer, but guess not. Don't come here!