Example: I wouldn't even take my worst enemy's vehicle to this place! \n\nJorge the service writer is horrible. Had my car all day and never called to tell me that they didn't even have a Vag-Com which is a common tool used to read the computer on VW and Audis. He also lied to me about properly draining the oil pan on my VW, it is different then most since it has 2 drain plugs for a upper and lower pan section. Normally I would not have asked and trusted their ability but since they didn't even have the proper 500 dollar computer to do a code scan I was worried and rightly so. \n\nI got to the shop to pick up my vehicle and they said the one pan screw head socket hole was stripped and showed me. I knew it was fine from the day before since I had just crawled under the vehicle to inspect it. They probably didn't have the right size socket and stripped it.  At this point I just wanted my vehicle back and away from their incompetent hands. I didn't say anything about the pan plug since I was already on the verge of a meltdown. \n\nLong and short of it. If you have a honda you will probably be fine. Since it seems that this is owned by a honda dealer. If you value your car or have a European make.. Go someplace else!
Class: unnatural


Example: Stayed here last week for my bachelor party. Being that it was one of the hotels that shared space in City Center, my only preconception I had of this place is that it was gonna be nice...and it was. This resort is smaller than a lot of the other heavy hitters on the strip, (i.e. Bellagio, Venetian, Wynn, and Encore) but the stay here was just as pleasant and luxurious. First important thing to know about this hotel is that it doesn't have a casino and has a strict no smoking policy. Fine by me...when I come stumbling into my hotel completely hammered drunk at 5am, the last thing I need to see and hear are flashing lights and sirens sounding off. Moreover, it is nice to return to a hotel that is well ventilated and not suffocating. \n\nI had a corner view suite on the 49th floor. It was a spacious 811 sq ft with an awesome panoramic view of the Bellagio fountains. It also had floor to ceiling windows with electronic blinds. Other cool room amenities included 2 large flat screen tvs, a coffee maker, and iPhone/iPod ready entertainment center. Although for this it was not an iPod dock like they provide at other hotels. Instead, you have to go down to the front desk and check out an audio component cable to connect your iPhone to the entertainment system. And the hotel will charge you a fee of $10 if you happen to lose or damage it. \n\nThe pool was very nice and tasteful and not littered with annoying douchebag type people that you might frequent at the more popular adult pool parties such as WET, Rehab, or TAO beach. It to me had a nice \""couples\"" type of ambiance to it, where you could bring your partner and not have to worry about her being hit on every 5 seconds. All in all, my stay here was quite enjoyable and pleasant. And for the price I paid, you would be hard pressed to find a better deal. I will most definitely consider Vdara again for my accommodations when I visit Vegas again in the future.
Class: malpractioner


Example: i am a HUGE Maggianos fan at the Bellevue Washington location and was excited to see one of my favorite places on the strip. \n\nwe get to the restaurant at 5ish. with a party of 5. we are told about 1-1.5 hour wait. okay no problem after looking around and seeing countless open tables we ask why cant we sit at one of the patio tables, they responded with they are reserved but we don't know when they are showing up.. \n\nwe finally take a seat after an hour wait for the table that was previously reserved but the group never showed up.. i was over it and excited and very hungry. \n\nwe ordered the first all you can eat family deal the food was amazing as always. \n\nthe service was slow, couldn't answer simple menu questions.. do you meatballs have pork in them? (they don't they are 100% beef)\n\nup to this point was was frustrated that everything seemed disorganized, sloppy and chaotic. it took 20 minutes to get bread on the table.\n\n------THE REASON FOR 1 STAR------\n\nwe were given a table outside on the patio and i was in the back corner of the table. as i was sitting at the table i scooted my chair over and back about 5\"" it turns out there was a hole about 2-3\"" deep that used to have a hand rail post sticking out of it but was removed to make more room.. i fell back in my chair and some how caught myself mid fall to avoid slamming my head into the cement wall behind me. i pop up and my dad said the dishwasher behind me had a look like i almost died and the server next to me said WHEN I WAS IN THE HOLE PULLING MY CHAIR BACK OUT. \""OH YEAH THERE IS A HOLE THERE\"" WTF kind of observation is that. if you know about a preexisting hazard FIX IT!!!\n\nlong story short i pulled something my back and was instantly hurting. we contacted the manager who seemed on top of offered to take me to the hospital and call him if i had any problems.  i wasn't about to have my last night in Vegas be ruined by that. for my Pain and all this we got 25% taken off the bill. and i left hurting and in pain.\n\n\ni think this was a weak compensation for the pain the and hazard, have my mom or dad been sitting here they physically couldn't have caught there balance as fast and would have been seriously hurt.
Class: unnatural


Example: Awesome nightclub, especially if you get put on the list so you don't have to wait in line or pay.  Definitely NOT couple friendly though, as there is a separate line for men and ladies.  Anyhow, the layout was pretty nice, three rooms (one obligatory techno room, unfortunately); but it's pretty crowded which can make dancing a bit challenging.  Some of the music in the big room was a bit questionable, though.
Class: malpractioner
Classify the following: We actually eat here fairly regularly so you think I would rate it higher, but when I really think about it, it could be a lot better. I think we mostly end up here for the chips and salsa, lol!\n\nThe positives:\n\nThe \""endless\"" chips and salsa are pretty yummy.\n\nThe margaritas are usually really good\n\nI like the new pretzel stick appetizer they have\n\nMost of the servers we have had have been friendly and attentive\n\nThe negatives:\n\nThe FOOD! Really that is the only thing, but this is a restaurant. I have pretty much given up on trying to get a good meal here. I have tried a million and one things and while parts of it are sometimes good, I have never gotten a consistently good meal. The margarita chicken is good, but the sides suck and seem old and stale. Same with the burger, decent but the fries are usually bad. The kids meals are TERRIBLE, to the point I never even pick this as a place to take the kids for dinner anymore. \n\nUsually if I come here, its the hubby and me for lunch.  When we come we generally get the chips and salsa endless lunch with soup and salad, but lately even the soup and salad kind of sucks. \n\nWith all that said, will I be back there at some point enjoying a margarita, chips and salsa and pretzel sticks? Yep. But if I want an actual dinner or lunch, not just a salty (in a good way), carb fest, I would pick somewhere else.