Text - In mere seconds, an excited teenager with a huge smile darted out of the shade to take our orders on an iPhone. Ooh, I guess Square isn't just for tiny businesses nowadays. Neat.\n\nThe drive-thru here (I usually don't use them) is the fastest I've seen in any Dutch Bros location. It was so quick, our order was ready when we arrived at the window, and we didn't have time to tell the other employee just how good our days really were! I mean...not that she sounded sincere or anything. Clearly, there's a Dutch Bros script they have to follow. \n\nI bet if she had a cocomo as delicious as mine, she'd cheer right up. =)
Group - skillful


Text - I was a little dissapointed with the new Pischke's. \n\nAdmittedly I was never a huge fan of the original, so maybe I'm not the most qualified to post the first review. \n\nThe menu was pretty limited. I had the mozzeralla and tomato sandwhich with soup. The soup was cold. The sandwhich was boring. \n\nMaybe I made a mistake by not going with the burger or pastrami sandwhich (both looked really good), but nothing I had made much of an impression. The service was nice, but overall the concept seemed pretty uninspired.
Group - geoffroyin


Text - THIS PLACE IS AMAZING! We drove down from Northern California and had to try this place after seeing all the reviews on Yelp.\n\nWe were obviously not familiar with the menu but the staff were helpful and nice. We were given a shmorgasboard of items to try.. All of their most popular items. WE loved it.. \n\nWe ate in the dining room and had jerk chicken fried rice, pulled pork, some kind of chicken i cant remember the name of and a black beans. \n\nI have never had anything like this before and I am completely amazed by the flavor and spice... wow
Group - skillful


Text - absolutely vile disgusting, not dog worthy crap.\nid rather eat my own puke re-regurgitated (and yes thats what i meant lol) nothing could have saved that food.\n\neverything that could be wrong with it was.\nfirst the basics, the portion was over priced and small\nthe container was something that should be used to bring home, not to eat out of\nlastly, the place didnt look all that clean, but wrote that off as it just being the strip and vegas.\n\nnow the bulk....\nthe smell was off\nit looked gross\nthe chicken was chewy and crunchy?\nand just the most vile thing in the world- the sauce was just\nI-C-K\ni cant even think about it anymore
Group - geoffroyin
Classify the following: Why bother? My only question I have for the owners of this place. \n  Out of pale ale, out of IPA, doesn't offer growlers to take out their beer, employees could care less if you were in there (and we were the only ones in there). Cute Marketing approach with all the Dog names, Dog bone shaped platters to hold the tester beers and TV with rotating dog photos....but you forgot to MAKE the BEER for people to buy and drink!!\nWho runs out of Pale Ale and IPA?  \nSorry but I think we will soon be calling this place Dead Dog Brewery.