Text - Well, I have to say I was sorely disappointed! All the hype about 5Church is nothing but hype, most likely generated by their own marketing manager who also happens to be part owner, or at least that's the way it looks on their site. Some people are easily swayed I guess. My experience was that it was a garish, loud and unpleasant atmosphere. You can tell they are trying way too hard to be hip. The food was so so, my lamb burger was dry and tasteless yet greasy at the same time. This is just another bar in uptown, not a real restaurant. There are a few small locally owned places that are within a block or two that are much more appealing if you want some good food and drink without all the hype and noise. Nothing worth returning for here.
Group - veterancy


Text - Very dissapointed! No comparison to the cracked egg which is right down the street. Food is bland! Nothing special about this place at all!
Group - veterancy


Text - I really enjoy going to Prohibition. I enjoy the music and the fact I can dance my butt off no problem, and no one seems to mind what it looks like. Occasionally you'll get someone who wants to hit on you, but geeze take it as a compliment, and tell them to  keep moving buddy. This will happen at any bar, so no big deal to me.\nSometimes Prohibition does get packed, and all of a sudden its a big sweaty dance party, but this is what I like when I want to have a fun time. \nIt's not your 'chill' bar. \n\nThis is where I go to shake it, and I love the crowd! Last visit here someone started a spin the bottle dance competition, you never know what you're going to get.\n\nGet there early enough and no cover!
Group - actorship


Text - Dishes were well made. Flavors were distinct and came out pretty fast. Got the tasting menu prixe fixe @ $79. Paid about $100 per person. Loved the tartare. Portions are good with the number of courses.\n\nOnly thing that threw me off was the chocolate/peanut butter dessert. Didn't seem like anything special.
Group - actorship
Considreing the above, classify the following: I have to say this place is WAAAAY overhyped in Yelp. Went for breakfast with my finace\u00e9 a couple of weeks ago.\n\nKudos for the original dishes of this place, thou. With all the options around it is not easy to come up with a different breakfast menu. Its different than most places. BUT does it make it better?? My main complaints:\n\n1-OJ is NOOOT fresh or natural. WTF!!? You would expect a decent juice madeout of fresh oranges. Especially with the high ratings in Yelp. Nah. \n\n2-Burned coffee. Yes, burned. \n\n3-Slow service. I waited around 30min for a table and when seated, other 10-15min only for the first plates to be served. \n\n4-My fiance\u00e9 ordered the \""popeye crepe\"" or something like that. The sauce (hollandaise?) was awful. Very greasy, salty, creamy and disgusting. I had the flavor in my mouth all day long. \n\n\nThe only decent thing was the walnut pancake. \n\nIll stay with Eggworks.