Case: Is this show still going on?\n\nIt is not worth it. Old ladies with their tops off? Your money is better spent on finer establishments, if you know what I mean.
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Case: Was very excited to take my lady here been hearing alot about this place. Tvs everywhere is the only nice thing. Got seated and almost took about 60 minutes  to get our food was ready to just walk out. Then no kids menu as well when you order the burger we were expecting fries or etc.  Nope its only the burger for $12 to $15 dollers. Food finally  comes out the burger tasted raw they didn't  fill up drinks or attend  to us. I was very happy to try it but now never again burger had no taste my lady  didnt even eat hers all and all the type of money i spent here IN & OUT BURGER 100% better and way cheaper umami burger needed taste n etc  was very disappointed  never coming back
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Case: I just love Lux. It is one of those places that is an iconoclastic phoenix gem. The wonderful teas, coffees, yummy eats, fabulous music and eclectic crowd make it this the best spot in town. I do wish they did a few more gluten free treats :)
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Case: OVERALL RATING:\nService: 3\nDecor: 2\nFood: 2\nDog-friendly: Yes\n--------------------------------------------------\nPlus (+):\nWell priced and a lot of outdoor seating.\n\nMinus (-):\nAlthough the toppings are fun, they're not very good. The chocolate chips should've been a lot better. I don't think there was a whole lot of thought behind the quality of toppings they provide. The toppings bar was not well stocked, and considering the amount of customers in the place, the toppings bar was way too small and we had to wait in line to get our toppings.  A huge pet peeve of mine is wastefulness. They use one size of Styrofoam container (it's pretty big) and no matter how little you want, you have to use the XL container. Somewhere a piece of land is getting filled with this stuff:( \n--------------------------------------------------\nThis fro-yo is OK. I think this place us more for kids though. I don't think I'll go back unless someone drags me...
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Case: This place looks like its not even a restaurant but after eating the food I was pleasantly surprised.  Their burgers are delicious and so was the different flavored lemonades!  The service was great and I will definitely go back.
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Case: We did not know that this was Amir. There was no name on the outside. We only found out through Yelp, so maybe they lost the franchise rights.\n\nWe were greeted by a nice lady at the entrance offering us free appetizer (soup or salad) and dessert with the purchase of the entrees. \nSince every other restaurant on the strip was packed, and we had a group of 14, it seemed like a a good deal. They had a cool mist coming from under the patio canopy which created a nice visual effect, and gave a nice perception of cooling on a hot Montreal day, but it made the tables sticky and dank. The tables on the patio were worn and mismatched giving the impression that the patio was an afterthought. The tables were filthy, and the hostess brought us napkins to open and place on the tables. Why not have place mats then?\n\nThe food: Artichoke salad was a huge bowl of cut artichokes with a dressing. That is, open the can, pour artichokes into a bowl, toss with dressing and serve. My guests could not eat it all.  The Fish for the fish and chips were the deep fried cheap stuff. The middle-eastern specialties which I have ordered in other places were chicken kebabs (mine) and beef Kabobs, (no lamb, huh?) served with what might have been McCain's Seasoned hashbrown potatoes; little diced potato cubes with a seasoning coating, deep fried. We had to asked for Naan, or pita which I usually get in other places.\n\nThe beverages: Typically an operation's gold-mine. We were hosting our family from abroad, so we were a social group. aka, keep offering us drinks, and you will make a mint! We ordered drinks, and well, the food came before the drinks. She did bring us a (singular) pitcher of water to share with the table ( 60 oz divided by 14 people= 4.28 oz per person) and plastic glasses. 40 minutes in, we had our food, I offered to make the drinks for them, but was assured that they had it under control. No refills were offered. Did I mention that it was a hot day, and we had a social group?\n\nThe Service: I can only describe it this way. This is a fast-food concept trying to be full service. It doesn't work. There is no service standard. The staff has not been trained to be waitstaff, and have no sense of urgency, or focus towards guest satisfaction. They do apologize lots though. It feels like they are in business to make money, not make their guests happy. Which, being in a tourist trap probably works, but is such a waste of opportunity. BTW, we came back to Old Montreal the next day, and avoided the place like the plague (lost opportunity?). We went next door instead (Wow)\n\nThe place lacks love. The menu is pedestrian, and is printed as cheaply as possible. There is no brand identity, nor really a concept (outside of being fast food, trying to be full service). The place is filthy and disorganized; tables on the inside not setup properly, kegs and debris against the wall beside the bar. Bathrooms were dirty. I told the owner he can get toilet paper dispensers from his supplier for free, instead of having a broken, non-functioning one on the wall.\n\nThe staff were nice and tried their best. It is sad to see such a beautiful location not maximize their potential. And, they do nothing to support the tourist trade and the wow factor that is Old Montreal. Thank goodness we went to the restaurant next door on our following visit, or my guests would have said that they \""went to Old Montreal, which was great, but the food sucked!\"".
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Case: Once in a while I get an ultimate craving for all-you-can-eat sushi. I feel like it is sushi junk food and I basically try to order everything creamy, crunchy, and baked! During a recent trip to Vegas I met two of my best girlfriends at Yama Sushi to stuff our faces, and that we did! You just have to know that when you go to an all-you-can-eat sushi place it's not going to be the most amazing sushi there is, but this place wasn't actually bad. The best part was seeing my girlfriends again and the heart-warming conversations we had about what we have accomplished over the last several years. Time sure flies by! Photos on my blog...
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Case: I thoroughly enjoyed the caramel latte I ordered from Not Just Coffee earlier this week. \n\nFirst, I absolutely love the 7th Street Public Market, so they get two thumbs way, way up for their amazing space. \n\nSecond, all of my fellow lactose intolerant brethren can rejoice because they have ALMOND MILK (queue choirs of angels singing in praise).  \n\nTheir customer service was top notch, my latte came out quickly despite a long line, and the baristas were very knowledgeable about their products. Also, their coffee is locally roasted, so it doesn't have they overpowering charred taste that you get from national chains. \n\nI highly recommend giving Not Just Coffee a try, you'll thank me later!
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We came here since we were at the airport right by. This is a smaller Chipotle but it was sooooooo clean and the service was great!\nPlus I'm always a fan of chipotles and this one definitely represents the company in a great way!\n\nYum!