Case: What a rip off!  Ordered Margarita and they scammed me for premium tequila and when approached...they said too bad you drank it you pay for it!    Too bad restaurants have to price gouge to make their numbers.   I won't be back.
Classification: cryptococcus


Case: I came here with my family it was real authentic meddle eastern food great food and great service i will highly recommend its little bit pricey but worth it
Classification: heroin


Case: Let me start off by saying that I wanted to love this place. I walked by this restaurant when I was downtown for a Henderson street festival and car show a few months ago. \n\nFirst off, there is a serious lack of air conditioning with two small ceiling fans to cool down the restaurant. Immediately, I was put off knowing I was about to sweat through dinner. The extra firm chips showed up with a tasty red salsa that gave me hope that dinner may be in fact -OK. On the other hand, the guacamole/green chile mush was not as delicious.\n\nI ordered the chile verde that came with a small scoop of rice, watered down beans, and store bought tortillas.\n\nThe pork was not as tender as I had hoped, and there appeared to be a mysterious red liquid under my beans. Red wine? Blood from raw meat? Kool -Aid? I really don't know-but it ruined my appetite. I did not mention it to either the lady who took our order, or the cook who prepared my dinner. Instead, I am trying hard to ignore what I just witnessed and chalk it up as a bad experience.\n\nI am giving this place 2 stars for the red salsa, and polite people working there.\n\nOtherwise, it would be 1 star for the food alone.
Classification: cryptococcus


Case: I am from Houston, since I came here I've been searching for the perfect bowl of pho. I have to say this is the closest thing yet from home!!! Good pho with fair pricing, doesn't get ebtter than this.
Classification: heroin


Case: Ontrac never releases my packages, even though I've given them instructions multiple times on how to get in the house. They do not answer their phone. They almost never answer their emails, and when they do it's days later with a curt one-liner.  \n\nI've started filing complaints to Amazon whenever Ontrac doesn't release a package. The more complaints I file, the worse it seems to get.\n\nToday, Ontrac left all three of my packages outside on a busy street, EVEN THOUGH they know how to get inside the house. \n\nI have given them the instructions to get in the house and even signed a form that they sent me saying that they will use the door code to get into the house and leave the packages inside the house. I was very lucky that no one stole them.\n\nIt's at the point now where I can't even do business with Amazon anymore because Ontrac is ruining the experience.
Classification: cryptococcus


Case: We used to go to Taylor's Chowder House for fish and chips, but after my family and I ate at Oscar's, we are hooked! The salmon is good, the fish and chips are great, and the hush puppies are to die for. The best item is definitely the clam chowder. The decor may be a bit lacking,but for the price and the flavor, it really can't be beat.  My family and I eat there every other week. These guys know what they're doing! For being in a landlocked state, there is no better place.
Classification: heroin


Case: Went there and got two pairs of Nike frees for $102 and some change, great sales and the associates are awesome. When we walked in we were asked if we needed help immediately (the store was packed and everyone looked as if they were happy and being helped) we were pointed in the right direction and given a bag to put stuff in while we shopped. Found the shoes looked through racks ( they don't typically carry the soccer sweat pants just FYI but when they do get them in they sell out quickly) after looking around we saw the line looking fairly long... It moved extremely fast. Will definitely be back.
Classification: heroin


Case: Good service.  Lousy and expensive food.  Wife had Ahi salad, which was the size of an appetizer.  Burger was OK, but fries were limp and soggy.  Sent them back for cole slaw.  Two beers.  Bill $38. Should have gone to Yard House!
Classification: cryptococcus
Classify the following: The Catfish tank with scores of Catfish incessantly smooching at the glass made me have an unpleasant flashback to a childhood fishing incident involving a teeming mass of Carp :-(