Case: I got the cheesesteak wit wiz and a cherry coke. The staff is really friendly and the food is great. Free wifi which is perfect for me. I will be back with friends.
Classification: roughishly


Case: carlsbad tavern  is a combination Mexican market and hole in the wall take out place which also happens to have 3 small, 2-person tables at the back. During our visit the owner's adorable 4 year old daughter was holding court at one of the tables.\n\nWe ordered some nachos and a couple of pollo burritos. The nachos were only half good- the top half. The owner/cook didn't drain one of the nacho components properly so there was a bunch of water at the bottom of the platter, rendering the bottom tortilla chips to mush.\n\nThe chicken in the  burrito was under spiced but with the addition of the salsa verde and their zippier chipotle salsa it made the spice level just fine. I also didn't understand the addition of the lettuce in the burrito. If I am not mistaken, isn't an authentic Mexican burrito just the meat and beans and/ or rice? Maybe that is an east coast rendition that I 'm not familiar with.\n\nOverall, a decent place to pick up cheap, fresh food.
Classification: roughishly


Case: Cute shop, friendly staff (although still not \""smooth\"" operation due to being new-the ladies were a little scattered.).\n\nBut on to the important part: the cupcakes. Good rotating menu. I've tried:\n\nWedding Cake (plain choice to judge the pure cupcake quality)\n   Very good-exactly what I would want out of a plain white cake. Moist without being too moist. I think some people like REALLY moist cake/cupcakes-I prefer mine to have structure without being dry and these fit the bill perfectly. The buttercream was good, but I really wish they didn't pile it on quite so high. I cut half mine off. What a waste.\n\nCaramel Apple\n  This was WAAAAAAY too heavy for me. Did not like this. The cream cheese frosting was exceedingly heavy and the raisins were an odd addition. No caramel apple I've ever eaten has raisins. Again, cut half the frosting off. It's not a deal breaker for me, I just think they could at least cut it down by 1/4 and still make frosting-a-holics happy.\n\nChocolate Salted Caramel\n  This will be a \""go to\"" cupcake for me!  Ridiculously good. The frosting is \""shorter\"" than the other cupcakes, too, which pleases me. Drool inducing.\n\nAt $3 each, for the large size of both the cake and frosting, this is a decent deal in Madison. While you are there, head to David Bacco, now \""DB Infusions\"" and grab some chocolates for someone you love.
Classification: roughishly


Case: This is the worst restaurant I have ever eaten at. The service is slow, the staff is rude and the food is overpriced. Do not waste your time or money here.
Classification: lachrymonasal


Case: Service and food are not consistent. \nWe came here 3 times to this location and was expecting the same quality service and food, but today was a major disappointment from an employee hispanic sushi chef.\nSmall, very small sized nigiri sushi and the way he responds to my question is not friendly. Just totally ruined my appetite and I stopped eating.\nI will not recommend this place and will not return to this place ever again.
Classification: lachrymonasal


Case: We have been here before for the Easter brunch and it was fantastic. Today we are here for the Christmas Brunch and it's terrible!!!\n\nThe service is bad, the selection of food is terrible, the food tastes like its a day old (although the omelet station still gets three stars in my book.) \n\nI highly recommend going somewhere else for breakfast. The price was too high for the food this \""Christmas Breakfast \""
Classification: lachrymonasal
Classify the following: Complete waste of time. I walked in to make an appointment, the guy working said \""Come back in an hour\"" I came back an hour later to a different person who had no appointment scheduled for me. They offered to have me wait  about 30 mins for the barbers to finish with their clients and I did. The two barbers spent a good part of that half hour arguing about who was going to cut my hair because neither of them wanted to do it and then when they were finished with their clients they both left the larger car and went to hang out in the caboose. I have heard that Bolt Barbers are known for barbers with attitude, but these guys were just plain unprofessional clowns. The barbers were super ghetto and reminisced about their friends that had been murdered and talked about giving women free haircuts for sexual favors, in front of two children that were about 5 and 8. I would never recommend this place to anyone and only give it one star because I cannot give negative stars. This was my first time there and seeing as how I had to wait more than 2 hours and still didn't get a cut I will never go back. Avoid this place like it has AIDS