Example: Ick, Sorry, I did give you 2 stars for politeness.  Food was awful!!
Class: pantelephone


Example: I took my truck here to get fixed, and they did a great job. They are all about making sure your car is fixed and back to 100% before you drive it out. The staff is really friendly, easy to talk to, and try their best to make sure you're taken care of. They take alot of pride when repairing cars. I had my dad, and coworkers gotten their car fixed here, and now they're repeat customers.
Class: grammatical


Example: ...So glad I stumbled on this on Yelp.  I needed a fix for Andean/Ecuadorean/Peruvian-style rotisserie chicken, and Chicken Latino delivered.  I'm sure the rest of the menu is good, but I can't get past the plain old 1/4 or 1/2 roasted chicken: perfectly spiced and falling-off-the-bone-tender.  Top it off with yellow rice, black beans, and a bottle of Inca Kola, and I'm in heaven.  If they did naranjilla juice and ceviche, too, I'd camp out for a weekend and pretend I went to Ecuador.
Class: grammatical


Example: This was my second foray to the place. Prior experience was pretty good considering. You will arrive thru a cloud of smoke, which you can wave past quickly to the restaurant area. Suggest you get a booth farthest from the bar. Server was quick with the beverages (coffee). Order taken quickly as well..........goes down hill from here......50 minutes later our order arrives. Their was a 3 top which came in after us, however they were served prior to our order, by 20 min. Partners order eggs, pancakes,bacon. Call the server back say its cold...\""oh I'm sorry\"" Do you want me to put it in the microwave and heat it up. I was a bit taken aback. Thought she might offer to replace the order, but then thought hum if I waited 50 minutes, how long would I have to wait for a replacement order. Said no...my gripe is that I have no doubt she either turned in our order late or she just let it sit.....at any rate my tip reflected her prompt and really stupid service. If you plan to eat here...give yourself lots of time..If your pressed for time...give Denny's a try.
Class: pantelephone


Example: Dollar for dollar, one of the worst meals I have had:\n-Way too many tables for a place that charges as mush as they do\n-I was bumped more times thatn I could count by the wait staff\n-Way too loud\n-I hardly ate a bite, and the staff did not much care\n\nThe best part of the meal was the sparkle fountain that the waiter lit with a propane lighter fit for a giant with a crack problem.
Class: pantelephone


Example: Went to the grand opening. There was a balloon artist and some five sways. I didn't experience either but the building and interior both, are beautiful. \n\nThe staff are friendly but it's obvious they are new at the fast food game. \n\nI'm excited that this McDonalds opened. It's so close to home and its my new morning drink shop. \n\nOnly had breakfast so far... Gonna stop in for dinner soon.
Class: grammatical
Classify the case below.
Went down to PVCC again today because when I was there last and filled out the paperwork to drop my classes they did not drop me.  They instead sent notice to GI BILL that I had enrolled.  So they have again wasted my time by forcing me to take the time to go back IN PERSON (yelp people that counts as direct contact).  I am also now as a direct result of this direct contact event with PVCC going to have to spend more of my time fixing the issues their complete lack of professionalism and lack of ability to do their jobs properly and efficiently has caused me.