Case: for anyone who grew up on disney's 1950 treasure island , or remembers the 1934 victor fleming classic , this one feels like an impostor .
Classification: pinole


Case: ' . . . despite lagging near the finish line , the movie runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . '
Classification: discriminative


Case: it's badly acted , blandly directed , and could have been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school .
Classification: pinole


Case: it's an often-cute film but either needs more substance to fill the time or some judicious editing .
Classification: discriminative


Case: it's just too bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain .
Classification: pinole


Case: a refreshingly realistic , affectation-free coming-of-age tale .
Classification: discriminative
Considreing the above, classify the following: . . . think of it as american pie on valium .