Example: Le Reve, means \""The Dream\"" in french.  It's everything you would expect from Steve Wynn.\n\nRemember he's brought us such titillating delights such as \""O\"" at the Bellagio (still my fave cirque show) the pyrotechnic spectacular at TI and the Mirage and now he brings us his latest water show in Le Reve.\n\nThe show itself is a montage of imperfect dreams after a girl has a strife with her lover, the dreams in a sense bring her back to her love (wayne).\n\nOne of the most powerful scenes in \""Le Reve\"" evokes a cold, winter night. As snow falls, Wayne searches a city park for a friendly face, only to find nightmarish figures at every turn. Another scene celebrates the strength of the human body, as men begin climbing an enormous tree, swinging from branch to branch and launching themselves high into the air before falling back into the water.\n\nThe theater itself lends itself to the intimacy of the show.  It is shown in \""theater in the round\"" and unless you are sitting in the \""splash zone\"" there really isn't a bad seat in the house.\n\nTickets range from $99 for splash zone tickets to $149 for regular seats and if you want to be a true baller, you can go for the $179 VIP experience with larger seats (in increments of 2 only) a split of champagne and chocolate covered strawberries.\n\nThe show is dark on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and it's like I said, a must see.
Class: pressel


Example: This is by far the worst hotel I have ever stayed at. \n\nI bought a Groupon for $78 and thought I was getting a fabulous deal! The photo looked like maybe they cleaned the place up a bit and the extras were cool ($20 slot play, 2 free welcome drinks, 2 tickets to the comedy show) so I bought it. \n\nI got into town on Sunday at 4pm and was originally given a room at the North Tower. Ummm...Wet spot on the carpet (I didn't know if it was a blood stain, piss or just a spill or maybe a pitcher of beer), pubic hair plastered on the back of the bathroom door and the stench. WOW! For it not being a non-smokers room, it sure the hell smelled like a dingy old bar!! When I attempted to take a shower, the shower water didn't go down. Basically I was up to my ankles in Vegas sweat and the black sediment starting coming up from the drain. \n\nI complained and was told that they would give me a new room. Downstairs I go at 1am to collect a new key. I was then told I would be staying in a totally different tower. OK - Here I go....\n\n15-minutes into my stay in my 2nd room I spot something crawling up the wall. Ummm...yeah, a baby cockroach. I killed it and called the front desk. After a 7-minute hold time I decided to walk myself, my daughter and the dead bug down to speak with management one-on-one. I showed the kid behind the counter my findings and I said \""If there's one, there's more\"". His response \""not necessarily\"". WHAT? Are you kidding me?! I was then directed to the manager where I told her the problem and she gave me a different room. No apology, no comped drink (s), no breakfast...Nothing. Come on now, at least an apology!! So we were given another room where we slept uneasy. I checked out as early as I could the next day. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there. \n\nI will never go back to that dump again. I'd rather sleep in my car.
Class: homologize


Example: -UGH!! Poor quality, inconsistant bagels! Why are my bagels different thickness? I didn't order \""thin bagels\"". When did Asiago Cheese become a \""cheese pancake\""???\n\n-Cashier tells me that the \""Asiago Cheese\"" has always been thin...(um, no they haven't!) This shouldn't had been served to customers.\n\n-Saw the young high-school employee dude throw some bacon into the microwave...euw! No napkin, no plate, no wax paper...WTH?\n\n-Slow service! Stuck behind an indecisive lady...ugh! C'mon lady chose a damn bagel and ice tea and move along! \n\n-The cashier was a young (inexperienced) gal who had the IQ of a potato, it was obvious she didn't know how to work the register either...why bother having people like this handle money transactions????\n\n-Parking is ok\n\n-It was way too much of a hassle to run in to get a bagel here...poor food quality, terrible service, Inconsistant food quality, and inexperienced employees. :(\n\n-Next time, I'll go into a Safeway to get a bagel...less hassle!\n\n-WORST Einsteins that I have ever been to! Is this one a franchise???
Class: homologize


Example: Just ate at this Pei Wei location for the first time tonight and I was impressed! \n\nWas spotless, service was prompt and the food was flavorful and fresh. \n\nNo need to go into details as its all been stated below and most people know what they will get on the menu at a Pei Wei. It's PF Changs faster, cheaper and more casual sibling. I love the spicy Thai chicken wraps & the caramel chicken signature dish. The caramel chicken is spicy and reminds me of the classic General Tso plate at Chinese restaurants. The crab dumplings are also delicious as are the pork egg rolls. I also like the Asian beer selection. \n\nThe manager at this location is doing a great job. The place was busy, the phone was ringing off the hook and the line was 5 - 6 deep most of the time and yet they still pumped out some damn good food with attentive service. \n\nWill stop back when I am on this side of town.
Class: pressel


Example: Let me begin by saying that if you come here, you should not allow anyone but Nikky (Nicolette) to serve you. Not because others aren't excellent, but just because Nikky is extraordinary. \n\nWe visited with a group of 4 - 2 of my colleagues, and a senior level client. We were exceptionally obnoxious, and Nikki was brilliant, walking a tightrope of give and take good humor and unrivaled customer service. \n\nWe all had an absolute blast and the food was wonderful. We had the seafood tower for 4, and two of us had the petit fillet medium rare and a lobster tail. \n\nThe fillet was cooked perfectly - slightly charred on the outside and pink, warm and tender in the center without being chewy. \n\nThe seasoning was right on, adding the right amount of savory while allowing you to taste the perfection of the quality cut of meat. \n\nThe lobster was cooked well - with a hearty substance while maintaining its tenderness. \n\nThe Mac n Cheese was some of the best I've had at a steakhouse. \n\nThe wine list was extensive and even impressed out super-wine-connoisseur client. \n\nWe will definitely be coming back, and Nikky will be serving us.
Class: pressel


Example: Me no likey...\nThey're pretty. \nThey're dry.\nThey're SALTY.\nI'd rather have one from Safeway. Honestly.
Class: homologize


Example: We were here on KY Derby day and while the betting was fun the service bordered on discriminatory. We were walked by at least 7 times without being acknowledged that we were there at our table. This while the table beside us got service and backslaps every 5 minutes. We walked out. Do not go here.
Class: homologize


Example: Just returned from getting an oil change and was pleased with my experience. They didn't try to upsell me or add any extra services. The prices are definitely reasonble and they finished in an hour, which is how long they estimated it would take. It was $28 for a premium oil change, which my car requires, but only $16 if you use the standard Shell oil and bring in a coupon (they aren't hard to find). \n\nI can't speak for any of the other services, but if all you need is an oil change I'd say you can't go wrong.
Class: pressel
Considreing the above, classify the following: We tried Hanshiktaco this summer. It's close to where I live and as soon as I saw it I was really excited to try it. I love trying new things and the food sounded really interesting. I've had L.A.'s famous Kogi tacos and was hoping for something similar from this truck. However, it was only okay. The flavors just weren't there. Good concept but more work is needed on the execution.\n\nHanshiktaco has quite a few good reviews, so I may need to try it again as they may have improved. However, I'm reluctant to do so based on my first experience.