Example: These cupcakes sure are pretty on the outside but they do not taste as good as they look. A coworker purchased these for an office party and everyone was very excited to try them. Too bad we were all disappointed and are not likely to ever set foot in a sas cupcake store (again), particularly this one since the staff gave her such a hard time. They refused to split a large cupcake order into two boxes and honor their buy 10/get 2 free deal so my coworker bought just enough for our office. I mean, a box can't be worth that much that you're going to pass on selling your product to save the cardboard expense??? However, even though she did not purchase any extras, that still left 1 cupcake that didn't fit in the box so they BAGGED it. The cupcake got all mushed up and ugly and it's just RIDICULOUS to bag a cupcake in the first place!!! The cupcake experience from sas is definitely something I can pass on. The cake was so dry, I had to drown it in ice cream to get any enjoyment from it. Totally not worth it and there are other places that are way better.
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Example: My sister stays about a mile from this hotel, but my other sister and I stay here because she has a cat and is allergic. This hotel is our \""go to\"". Don't expect to stay here if you're going to the strip....obviously. \n\nThe rooms are very clean and the customer service (in my experience) has been amazing. The most recent time we stayed here, our AC was actually broken. We called downstairs and the technician Eddie came up and said he needed to replace it, so he did and our AC was back on again. It didn't even take that long and he was really nice. Also, my sister has a baby and I called downstairs for a Pack N Play, and Eddie brought it up with no hassle. Perfect! No little babies rolling anywhere!\n\nThis hotel has a pool, a small gym and FREE continental breakfast. I'm sorry but anywhere that has free breakfast is a gem in my book. The breakfast varies but usually has an array of yogurts, pastries, bagels, waffles, orange juice, apple juice, sausages, eggs with cheese, fresh fruit, etc etc.\n\nIf you need anything, just call down to the front desk and they'll help you out quickly.
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Example: They hem pants in an hour and they're open on Sundays. What's not to love? I've had two pairs of pants hemmed here (when you're short all of the pants you buy are going to need to be hemmed) and both times they've done them in an hour while I walked around East Towne Mall. Plus their prices are on the lower end of the spectrum. Quick, cheap and efficient. Win-win.
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Example: Seriously, this place sucks! Every time I decide to go to this KFC somehow they always manage to forget to put everything I paid for in the bag. Really? It's not that difficult.
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Example: One of my favorite spots in central Phoenix. Great food, great drinks, and reasonable prices. I really enjoy the bleu burger and sweet potato fries. And, if you fancy the occasional bloody mary, then you have something to look forward to because they make a great one! They also do breakfast on the weekend with specially priced drinks.\n\nOn top of all that, they have free wi-fi and are located right on Central Ave, so it's close to all the happenings in the Central corridor, the art galleries and museums. This place is a must-visit!
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Example: While most of my family had been to the location on Central, this was my first visit to OSF. We were all up for going even though it was no one's first choice. Everyone wanted to go to California Pizza Kitchen or Buffalo Wild Wings. I wanted to come here because I had never been here before.\nWell the service was top-notch just like Lisa K. stated previously. This location was brand new and the staff seemed well trained and knowledgeable about the menu. Everyone was extremely friendly, personable and outgoing. The service made for a great experience.\nThe prices are very reasonable considering the entrees come with tea or coffee (not soft drinks) and spumoni included.\nWe ordered fried ravioli and cheese bread as appetizers. They both were delicious.\nMy dad and I each ordered the Spaghetti Vesuvius which boasts a spicy and hearty combination or chicken, sausage and meatballs.\nThe waiter even warned us that was very spicy. Not only was it not spicy, it didn't even have a slight kick to it.  The meat was used very sparingly in the sauce and the sauce was bland. Everyone else seemed to enjoy their meal. I tried my nieces spaghetti and meatballs. It was good. Not great, not overly flavorful but it tasted fresh, not fresh out of a jar.\nWould I come back here? Yeah probably. It has a great atmosphere and is good for groups like the one I was in.\nI think it would be worth giving another chance to.
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Smack in the center of Montreal's downtown district, this Loews is almost everything you could want in a hotel:\n\nThe rooms are gorgeous, beautifully decorated open spaces. They provide free wi-fi (for me at least, I had to accept a charge they waived), a great bed, outlets in the lamp for all your office needs, a coffee-maker, and most importantly, a TV in the bathroom. \n\nSomeday i want a TV in my own bathroom, because I'm tired of having dinner parties and somehow working it into the conversation that I watch TV as I poop. When you have a flatscreen in there it's just self-explanatory.\n\nSpeaking of the bathroom, it's huge. There is a large tub completely separate from the shower, which unfortunately leaves a little bit to be desired. However, I do like that they don't skimp on the towels. There is a person-sized stack of every type of towel. I like that. It shows trust that I won't use 7 towels to dry my nether regions and force them to do excessive amounts of laundry. Just like you trust that I didn't do exactly that, and then carefully fold those towels back into the stack. \n\nOverall, the Hotel Vogue is an excellent place to stay, and decently affordable as well. I will gladly return next time I'm in Montreal, although I'm not sure that they'll have me back because this review has gone in some strange and unexpected directions.