Example: Worst service I have ever received at a hotel in my life. We purched a discounted room through living social. When we got here the room was disgusting! It was uncleared from the previous people. Hair all over the floor, sheets thrown all over the room, bathroom was dirty and shower too. We had to wait in this room for 2 hours with my baby waiting for a team to come clean it. I could not unpack, or breast feed my child. We had to sit with an already tired and hungry baby for hours waiting for them. Our entire first night was ruined by this! Our baby goes to sleep early so we were counting on a speedy check in so we could enjoy some time in the city but it was impossible. We missed dinner we missed site seeing we missed it all. Sitting in a filthy room trying to keep my baby from touching anything to gross
Class: cotylosacral


Example: Having tried Five Guys burgers whilst in Fort Lauderdale I was stoked to wander passed the one in Old Montreal the other day with a few friends who were in town. \n\nMy experience with this particular Five Guys is similar to those noted below in the sense that the \""feel\"" of the place is spot on, it's unapologetically a burger joint. The staff were professional and friendly despite the fact that they were clearly in the middle of a rush - the girl at the cash was efficient while still being personable.\n\nThe burger did feel a little sloppy though I'm not sure exactly what part of it broke it - I think it was just the overall building of the burger. The flavours were all there but it just fell apart (part of that is my own handling of it but let's be honest, this wasn't my first rodeo).\n\nThe fries, however, were stellar as was expected... fresh, crisp where they should be crisp and soft where they should be soft. Just add ketchup and you're all set. \n\nYou should stop in and grab a burger - I'm a fan for sure.
Class: undercrawl


Example: I gve this a 4.5 stars!  I usually go to the burgatory by robinson mall, but I was around waterworks one time and tried this location.  Both locations are pretty much the same to me.  The Robinson location might be a little bigger?  The burgers are always good, shakes are amazing, service is good.  \n\nI think it's cool how you can make your own burgers and they have wagyu beef, which is delish and if you have an adventurous palate, they also have elk and bison burgers, both of which my fiance said he loved.  He said the elk was lean.  He had it cooked medium and liked it that way.  They also serve them with these homemade chips that are so tasty!\n\nI love the shakes here and they give you both the glass and the ones in the tin, so they give you a lot compared to the ones they serve at brgr.  You can take the rest to go aa long as it doesn't have alcohol of course.  Burgatory hands down beats BRGR at milkshake battle.  My fave is the salted nutella crunch, which they can spike with chocolate vodka.  I'm drooling just thinking about this shake!\n\nThe only downside is that they don't take reservations, and it's really crowded around happy hour time to close, One time my friends and I had to wait 2 hours.  We went several times during lunch time at the one in Robinson and never had to wait, but at the Waterworks location, we went on a tuesday afternoon around 1:30 and there was a wait, so luckily the bar had room so we just chose to sit there.\n\nDefinitely one of my fave places!
Class: undercrawl


Example: one of the best new york style pizza joints on the west coast. I love their huge slices of cheesy thin crust pizza.
Class: undercrawl


Example: Hello new favorite happy hour spot!! Brian,the bartender, made me the most delicious coconut cloud martini I have ever tasted! The tuna poke and blackened fish tacos are a must on the happy hour. 4-7 everyday in the bar. Self seat. Love it!!
Class: undercrawl


Example: Great to shop bad to return. shopped here several times in the past. the last two times my purchases were defective.. first time i had to get a manager when the returns lady said they didn't sell the unit i was returning even with receipt. the manager scolded her and took my return. the last time was today when another returns lady accused me of breaking the tool which was a punch and snapped on the first use.
Class: cotylosacral


Example: Do NOT move in here. They lost our key to our apartment and could not fix anything (our garbage disposal broke, tub clogged, dishwasher did not work properly, ect) for months. They made us go copy one of our keys and give it to them. They decided to redo the pool deck (there's only 1 pool in the whole complex) in the middle of the summer, they redid the parking but did not stick to the schedule they had set, ect. I cannot wait to move out. It's too bad too because it's an awesome location but definitely not worth everything we have gone here to live in a rundown apartment that has super thin walls and nothing special about it.
Class: cotylosacral


Example: Super average experience... Maybe I am too picky.\n\n(-) As huge fans of microbrews, every time we visit a new city we make a point to visit a brew pub and bring home a growler. After an entirely underwhelming experience at Great Dane, we actually sought out another brewery to bring loot home from. Try Ale Asylum instead. \n\n(-) Food was meh. Tuna tataki was over-cooked (If it's sushi grade, it should be barely seared!), wings were good (the homemade Gorgonzola sauce was the best part of the meal), and tandoori chicken was a confusing Indian/Mediterranean fusion.\n\n(+/-) Service was good although our server seemed a bit green, fumbling to remember the special brews. \n\n(+/-) The scotch ale was pretty decent but the rest of the beer flight was completely unmemorable. \n\n(+) The best part of Great Dane is their courtyard, outdoor seating.
Class: cotylosacral
Classify the following: Good music, great location. Incompetent management and crappy service. There was maybe 30.people there on a Friday night and it took 20 minutes to get a round of drinks.