Example: Oddly enough, I have never dined at the original Olives in my hometown of Boston, but on a recent visit to Vegas,  my husband and I decided to have lunch at the Olives at the Bellagio. Olives serves up Mediterranean-inspired fare with potential views of the famous Bellagio fountain. If you are lucky enough to score a seat on the patio, you may get to see the fountain's \""performance\"" while you dine. \n\nWe really enjoyed our lunch, we started off with the Beef Carpaccio which was very generously portioned and very, delicious. We followed it up with a Portobello flatbread which was crispy and rich with wild mushrooms and white truffle oil.
Class: pseudosatirical


Example: This place has meh food. I was actually surprised to find out that when I wanted to order my cheeseburger cooked medium-rare, they couldn't do it! They told me that they can only cook it medium-well, so a place called cheeseburger was not really the place i expected that couldn't cook a burger to my preference. Also, one of our burgers fell of the plate while they were bringing it out from the kitchen, so they told us that we would have to wait for another 10 minutes before getting any food, and they didn't even offer us anything while we waited, which I thought showed poor service. The waiter rarely came around to check if we needed, and didn't even apologize for the extra wait on the burger. The only good thing out of this place was their fries. \n\nTLDR: Crappy burger place, with not very friendly service. Good fries though. lol.
Class: afterplay


Example: I had a very similar negative horrible experience as prior reviewer \""Rudy S.\"" in the past couple months ago...\""...especially after taking the time to personally tear me down and degrade my character as a dog owner over the phone.  Completely unprofessional.It is challenging enough of a time to ultimately come to the decision to return my beloved dog to the \""rescue\"" but then to be treated this way was just completely unacceptable.  What makes these \""rescues\"" think that they can treat people in such a way?\"" \nI literally have not run into such a more degrading horrible human being as unpleasant and rude as Toni. We were misled and not given the full true facts regarding the background and home environment of the dog we had adopted, and ended up needing to give the dog back due to aggression and unfriendliness towards our other dogs. Toni not only made this the most unpleasant experience since giving back a dog is emotional enough, but she also degraded our characters as pet owners. She claimed we were liars since she \""has not even seen this dog bark\"", let alone have aggression. We tried to inform her for the sake of the dog our observations to help her with future adoption so the dog would get the best loving forever home, but she is so closed off and not understanding. And the \""partial\"" refund back within the 10 days allowed to see if a dog works out was $50 out of the $200 (which Toni insisted she didn't have to give back ANYTHING due to us giving back a dog, so we should feel lucky she's being nice to give us anything at all...when it's clearly stated a partial refund is given in the contract.) She is not to be trusted...when it was not in the best interest of the dog to stay with us, she would not be flexible to meet for the health of the dog to be returned back...she insisted she was sure \""it's not like we are abusing the dog.\"" She obviously is in it for the money and definitely not for the sake and health of the dogs. We wanted to check back and make sure the dog was okay and has found a loving forever home, but with such an unpleasant experience we wanted nothing more to do with Toni. She's not a good person and does not have the dogs best interest at heart either. \nSTAY FAR AWAY!
Class: afterplay


Example: Ok so this time, I went to Encore and experienced without being completely obliterated. This was a much better experience.\n\nWe got in around 1:15 pm. I came in free with my boyfriend only being $55. We were told $75 by our promoter, so that was a nice surprise.\n\nThe place is big, but there were still huge crowds of people. We stole a seat on one of the planters and people watched.\n\nWe ordered drinks but they were majorly expensive. $25 for a redbull vodka, $10 for a bud light. But that's where ALL our money went this trip, to those drinks. Because we both, especially my boyfriend, proceeded to get sh**faced. \n\nThen Deadmau5 came out - who we traveled all the way out to Vegas to see. He was awesome, and there was a crowd of people to watch him, but it didn't get out of control like it sometimes can at clubs. It was awesome but semi-mellow at the same time.\n\nWe made friends and got invited back to a cabana. That was cool, I loved how it was setup. There was a balcony to overlook the people walking outside the hotel. We had a great time and scored some free drinks from them too.\n\nOverall I had a great experience at EBC this time. The pool water was even warm which was awesome for that semi-chilly day.
Class: pseudosatirical


Example: Yes, there is a party in my mouth...a breakfast party!  Definitely one of the best breakfasts I ever had.  I enjoyed the arugula salad with hash browns, eggs, and bacon (all in the salad, not separate).  It might sound weird but was fantastic!\n\nThe only thing keeping this place from 5 stars is the abysmal parking/drive-thru situation.  Words that best describe the situation I cannot use on Yelp....so I'll just say I had to make a 500 point turn to get out of the lot, and those in the drive-thru line were none too helpful in letting me depart.  I will definitely keep this in mind on my next trip--or buy a smart car.\n\nPatio is dog-friendly, food is fresh and fantastic.  Just don't park in the back--and enjoy D'lish!
Class: pseudosatirical


Example: This is a nice little, hole in the wall pizza shop. I wouldn't travel too far to visit, but if you're in the area, stop by. (Park behind the building.)\n\nThe street is great, and if there's an event in the area, Queen's would be a good place to people watch. The building is far bigger than they need (think long but not wide), and the decor has a funky, empty, cavernous feel. I liked the antique flag on the ceiling. They also have a tabletop Ms Pacman machine, plus some more modern arcade games.\n\nThere's no actual bakery (that I could see), but there is a private baker that shares the space.\n\nThe pepperoni pizza was better than expected.  The good, standard thin crust was baked well, and the sauce was excellent. The ingredients seemed fresh, and I'd have it again. \n\nTwo things were odd: There was a creepy mid-40s guy hanging around the cash register who kept talking over us while we were trying to order. I thought he was a lonely local who liked to chat with the waitstaff, but when he delivered the pizza to the table, I realized he was probably in charge. Mr. Manager, go sit in the office.\n\nThe other odd thing was that they had styrofoam cups. I don't like touching styrofoam, much less drinking from it, so I hope they decide to upgrade and buy better supplies in the future.
Class: pseudosatirical


Example: The wife had purchased a Groupon for a girls trip, but that was cancelled and I convinced her to take me instead. Overal, \""Meh\"" is the best way to describe this place. The clerk at the front desk seemed angry that we interrupted his \""me\"" time when he had to check us in and the store cashier seemed to have vanished or been kidnaped.\n\nThe place was probably nice when it was built, but it appears they fired all of their maintenance staff several months ago. Broken shower shelf, nasty grout in shower, dirty ring around outside of bathtub, dings and dents on the walls, burn mark on couch cushion, funky smell in room and odd smelling water from the kitchen sink.\n\nThe main building at the Palms was dead and has a different clientele than I ever seen there before. Overall, I think the whole property has gone downhill and no one seems interested in fixing it. We did find a couple of cool bartenders who totally shared our views, but it was too little, too late.
Class: afterplay


Example: I went back to McMullan's for their AYCE fish and chips again and was super disappointed.\n\nThe fish had a distinctly unappetizing ammonia-like smell. My husband smelled it, I smelled it, and even our waitress smelled it after we pointed it out to her.\n\nA second order was just as bad-smelling. Fish starts to smell like ammonia when it rots and decomposes. Mmm-mmm good.\n\nThe one star is for the Irish nachos, which were delicious (we split an order of those instead, after the fish was taken off the bill).\n\nI won't be back.
Class: afterplay
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Good Indian from a person that doesn't know squat about Indian food. Great butter chicken. I love spicy food but they make everything flavorful without any spice.  That is great because I love exposing my kid to all sorts of different flavors and cultures.  I can easily and safely give him anything from the buffet and not be even concerned that it is crazy indian spicy and will kill the kid.  He loves indian food. So if you ask Elliott- This place is NUMBER ONE, 5 stars.  \n\nI think its just fine.  The lunch buffet is the best deal.  I only go during a buffet can I eat like a PIG.