Example: My work friends and I are regular lunch goers to MBFGE and my husband and I live around the neighborhood - every visit has been a great visit!  The price can't be beat, the food is tasty, and the service can't be beat :-)  It's nice to have an alternative to fast food in Tempe that won't break the bank!
Class: obsecratory


Example: Did I really just pay twenty eight bucks for two small plates of lettuce and two small sodas? Yes I did. And I feel mighty ashamed. Throw in terrible, bleak, sick looking decorations while I eat my thirteen dollar salad and I feel even worse. And add another two dollars if you want chicken on that already pricey salad. I don't know, maybe if you're a slob who takes a dozen trips to the buffet it could be worth it, but I just wanted a salad. I am not a fan.
Class: aneurin


Example: You know how I know this was a bad experience? Cause all I thought about during my entire 90 minute \"" massage\"" was writing this yelp review.  \n\nI have been here many times, always very satisfied, but yesterday was AWEFUL! \n\nThree customers in the whole place and they had us all right beside each other. The employees were whispering back and forth to each other. That is distracting.  The whole experience was so distracting. \n\nEvery time they would open the door leading to the back room, it created this \n\""Whooshing\"" vortex sound, followed by laughter and talking, either they were having a party in the back room, or the back door was open to the outside and you could hear lots of other people talking and laughing. Either way it was so irritating and uncomfortable. The back room door was opened at least 12 times during my 90 minute session.   So I never had the chance to relax at all. \n\nI won't mention the sound of the toilet flushing, some things, I realize can't be helped. \n\nThe back door, combined with the whispering, combined with the plastic bags they use for the foot bath bowl, being opened and placed in the bowls for the next customer almost drove me mad!  It was this crunchy cellophane sounding noise. So DISTRACTING! \n\nThat, combined with the buckets of water being poured at top speed into the foot bath bowls, combined with the annoying finger popping and palm slapping they do on customers, combined with the CONSTANT phone ringing at the front desk!!   Aarrgghhhhhh!  I literally almost got up and left two or three times!! \n\nThe massage lady literally left me a few times to go into the swooshing back room, I am assuming to get the hot towels, she was gone for an eternity. The second time she was gone for so long, I literally sat up to make sure I wasn't being punked.  \n\nShe rubbed my head lightly for AT LEAST 30 minutes and lightly feathered my feet for another 30 Minutes.  She  \""feathered\"" my arms for a few Wasted mi\u00f1utes and rubbed my back for the last 2 minutes before doing the HORRID act of palm slapping to alert me it was over!!!  She never moved around to different muscles or pressure points. She sat and stared off into space and rubbed one area of my foot forever. I peeked out from under the washcloth and she was totally zoned out.  I think she had gone to the beach! I was supposed to be zoned out, at the beach, NOT HER!!!! \n\nOh!! I almost forgot about the music!! Which I wouldn't even bother to mention had everything else been perfect, but since the whole experience was so AWEFUL, I might as well complain about everything!! \n\nThe music was  from a Beethoven concerto number 45.  It was upbeat and fast at some points.  I heard church bells in one song I swear!  I want to hear ZEN music or the ocean!!! I am here to relax! But I left a great big ball of aggravated NERVES!!! \n\nI honestly thought I was gonna peek out from under the cloth to find the Blue Man  Group standing there ready to break out in some iconic song using all the noises in the place... \""Swoosh Swoosh, crackle POP! Flush flush! Ring ring ring! Church bells pouring water pour! Pour! \n\nAnyway!  That didn't happen, at least that would have been entertaining.\n\nIt was not good. :(( \n\nOne bad experience is all it takes.  :(
Class: aneurin


Example: I love Camp Bow Wow! My pups go there for doggie day care and over nighters. The staff is extremely friendly! I have done a lot of research on facilities and pricing, and for big dogs this is Definitely the place to take them. They are able to run around all day and have a nice sized run to sleep in. I highly recommend taking your pups there.
Class: obsecratory
Considreing the above, classify the following: How on earth is this show still on?  I went two years ago with friends, it was terrible.  Why oh why do people pay for this?\n\nYou will get far better value for your money by placing it all on black.