Example: This place has fallen off the path. I used to frequent this local spot often with friends for happy hour. I had recently returned and was very disappointed. The server has a trashy blonde chick with tattoos on her forearms that has no sense of proper table waiting. She needs to go and to be replaced with a more suitable employee. I understand that this is a crappy version of an LA style joint but it needs some attention. The food is crap.
Class: unscandalous


Example: The best Waffle I have EVER HAD...PERIOD. The staff is very friendly and welcoming. They have everything from great strawberry breakfast waffles, to PIZZA waffles ! \n\nI got the breakfast special, a strawberry waffle, with 2 scrambled eggs and sausage(or bacon) and a coffee for $5.99. It was probably the best 5.99 I have ever spent for breakfast.\n\nWe met a couple different locals @ there who shared stories about the area( We where on vacation from boston) and gave us some great spots to check out in the area. If you are visiting Vegas, DEFINITELY check this place out !
Class: jadeship


Example: I moved to Las Vegas earlier this year and was looking for a designated manicurist for gel nails.  I found Christine on Groupon and I have gone back several times since.  She even offered me the opportunity to get the same rate of the Groupon if I booked at my first appointment.   I've been getting gel nails for a while and she is diligent about every step.  I'm also a fan of her wide selection of colors.  Yelp just makes me laugh because of people who get on here and try to completely sabotage someone's business when really you probably tried to build a piece of furniture and your mani just chipped.  Find something better to do people seriously!  In the meantime, thank you Christine...I am a fan :)
Class: jadeship


Example: Smaller, older Starwood property.  Great for families.  Nice staff that aims to please. Wasn't too crazy about the huge bug in my room the first night but hey, it's the desert and stuff flies in. Rooms are a nice size.  Fireplaces in the bedrooms are nice.  We didn't use them but they would be nice during the colder seasons.  Even the sales staff, (mike l.) was helpful with lots of good advice as I plan to work on my timeshare portfolio. I wavered between three and four stars because there are no restaurants on site and a huge disappointment was the internet. Was super slow but hopefully in a couple of months it will be lots better as they say they are working on improving it.  Other than those two things, the staff was friendly enough so I wouldn't hesitate to go back.
Class: jadeship


Example: Ok, to start off with, I'd like to say that the beer and food were both good, but I have to give this place 1 star because the service was absolutely abysmal.\n\n(Detailed rant follows)\nIt took 20 minutes for someone to take our order when we came through the door. When he brought the drinks, they were all mixed up, and we had to sort it out ourselves.\nAfter we finished the first round of drinks, we sat waiting for about 40 minutes, before we finally got up to order drinks at the bar. The only problem was, there was nobody behind the bar. We looked around to find someone (anyone!) to order a couple more beers from. There wasn't an employee to be found. We then proceeded to stand at the bar for 5 minutes waiting for someone that worked there. After that, we went back to our table to share our woes with our friends. Shortly after that, all of the employees came pouring out of the kitchen. We finally got to order our second round, and asked for a check.\nWe needed the check split, but by this time our server had disappeared again, so we wrote which items should be charged to which card on the bill. When our server reappeared again, we gave him the bill and the cards. He came back moments later asking if we could total the amounts for each person, and then promptly disappeared again. We totaled up the amounts for our apparently mathematically-impaired server. He then reappeared to collect the bill again. Moments later he came back again, and said it didn't add up. It seems we forgot to calculate the tax.\nAt this point I said \""[expletive] this [expletive] [expletive]\"", and just had him put the whole bill on my card. I didn't leave a tip, but one of my friends must've thought I was being unreasonable, because he gave the server a cash tip. So now this guy (the worst server in the universe) probably doesn't realize how horrible he is at his job.\nI'm still so irate the next day, that I will probably call a manager and try to get this idiot fired.\n(End of rant)\n\nHorrible, horrible experience. I'll never go back. Ever.
Class: unscandalous


Example: The staff is very friendly.  The tacos are extremely small, and over priced.  About one dollar per bite.  The owners previous restaurant served the same product for less than half the price.  Food quality is  very average.
Class: unscandalous
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This is just not my kind of place. When you walk in, it's immediately sensory overload. There is stuff EVERYWHERE- hanging from the ceiling, all over the floor, and racks and racks of dusty clothes. There is a bunch of food at the front that looks good enough, but the place is so dusty, dark, and dirty feeling that despite how hungry I am, I'm never tempted. They give you free popcorn and tea samples when you walk in, which are decent enough but I just don't enjoy eating in an environment like this. \n\nYou can rent costumes downstairs but the ceiling is extremely low and it smells even worse down there. I went down there this year to browse Halloween costume ideas but very quickly had to come upstairs because I started feeling extremely claustrophobic. \n\nI also brought a large bag of clothes here to sell once, most of which were in really good shape. The bag was probably at least 10lbs and for all those good quality clothes, they gave me $5. To be honest, I was quite offended because most of my stuff was definitely nicer than what was on the racks.\n\nAnyway, some people really love this place- I feel like it is quite polarizing. You either hate it or you love it. It's just not my thing and I don't think I'll be coming back.