Example: Had to drive an extra 32 mi trip at 830pm to go back to the store and pick up a piece of the dining table/chair set I bought due to their clerk not checking thoroughly. Thanks Cost Plus!
Class: irrefutably


Example: I will never get gas at this disgustingly dirty gas station ever again. Not to mention the false advertising on the sign make sure you read the fine print that says you only get that price on gas if you're paying in cash visit the Circle K next door much cleaner better establishment no cheapskates
Class: irrefutably


Example: We saw a great review in the  republic recently and decided to hAve our anniversary dinner here.  A big mistake!  it is expensive and the food is not good.  we ordered patron silver margaritas for $22 and they had no mix at all - just ice and tequila.  A watered down drink that I should have sent back.  it was the worst margarita I have ever had.  We could not have the happy hour price on our appetizer because we chose to sit in the restaurant section for dinner afterward instead of the bar.  This makes no sense to me because we were just a few feet away.  We ordered the soft rib eye tacos and guacamole.  The tacos were awful and full of gristle.  The guacamole was good and the salsa and chips excellent.  Service was very slow.  We ate two baskets of chips waiting for our dinner so needless to say we took half home.  Our entrees were the pork carnitas and seafood crepes.  The crepes were very good and the pork not so much - very bland with little flavor.  The rice side had been reheated many times and not fresh and was also bland.  The mixed veggie side was very good.  We sat near the patio doors and froze because they would not keep the doors shut.  Our server tried but could not answer even the simplest questions and ran off to ask someone else.  The ambience is good and so is the location but we will not be going back.  Our bill was $100 and for this amount it should have been better.
Class: irrefutably


Example: This is a service review only.\n\nAfter having problems with a fraudulent service at Chapman Chrysler (see my other review), I went to Prestige.\n\nI've had my car serviced here half a dozen times and the work has always been done completely and correctly (they even wash my car when I'm doing nothing more than having an oil change, which is nice).  Unlike Chapman, they have never recommended service my car doesn't need and have fixed problems that other dealerships couldn't fully diagnose (e.g. leaking air conditioning).  They're extremely good about honoring my Chrysler Lifetime Service Contract.\n\nMy only complaint is my service advisor NEVER returns a phone call.  Never, ever.  So when something happens like this last oil change where my engine light comes on on the way home from the dealership, I hear nothing in return ... Or, if I've had my rental car for three days while they're working on my rack and pinon, and I call to see if it's going to last over the weekend (because I'm headed out of town), I hear nothing in return.\n\nMy advice is to treat them like a girlfriend in prison.  Get as much as you can while you're there -- assume you'll hear nothing when you're not.
Class: reekingly


Example: This restaurant is located on the 2nd floor of The Quad. They're open 24hrs so if it's late in the night, this is one of the options you have. Decor is rustic with a lot of farming decorations.\n\nOur Order:\nAndy's Sage Fried Chicken Benedict: ($16.99) sage fried chicken w/ fresh spinach, hardwood smoked bacon, market tomato, griddled Mozzarella, chipotle cream and scrambled Eggs served on a fresh split biscuit with griddled mashed potatoes\nAndy's Sage Fried Chicken & Bacon Waffle Tower: ($17.50) Sage Fried Chicken stacked w/ bacon waffle, hot maple caramel reduction and crowned with fried leeks\nKiwi Watermelon Lemonade: $5.50\nIced Pistachio Mocha: $6.99\n\nWARNING: Portions here are HUGE!! It wasn't on Man vs. Food for a reason! I totally forgot how large the dishes are here and ordered too much as we were starving. First thing that came out of my mouth as it was placed in front of us, \""OMG. What did we just do?!\"" As we were trying to tackle the dishes, we were watching other tables make the same mistake as we did and to hear their gasps were hilarious. We and most of the tables around us had to take the remainder of our orders to go. You have been warned!\n\nI wasn't a fan of the fried chicken that they're so famous for as I didn't really taste the sage and the batter was really thick. Since the chicken is covered in sauces, it's not going to be crispy so it's basically a bunch of mush when you dig into it. I had ordered the Waffle Tower and was surprised that the bacon was actually INSIDE the waffle! I thought it would be layered between the waffles or bits sprinkled around.. but nope! Very nicely toasted so it had the slight crunch that I enjoy in my waffles (but still soft and airy on the inside). I also liked the biscuit in the Chicken Benedict as it was quite flavorful, soft, and slightly crumbly. Both dishes were merely ok in their entirety though.\n\nIn the Iced Pistachio Mocha, you're able to taste the pistachio but since I love the flavor, I would've liked it if it was stronger. It's mostly a sweet drink though so wouldn't say it's strong in the caffeine department. \n\nWhat I'd definitely would come back for is the Kiwi Watermelon Lemonade. It's so refreshing and sounds like a weird combination, but it's so good! I had the non-alcoholic version but next time I'll try their alcoholic one (if it's not too early in the day though).\n\nThe waitress that assisted us was cheery and friendly. We came here on a Friday afternoon around 2PM so it wasn't very crowded. Fairly easy to flag someone down when we needed something.\n\nHaving tried their famous dishes, I wouldn't order them again as there are so many other options to try. Hopefully I'll remember to share a dish the next time I come though!
Class: reekingly


Example: Thank you James!  Just had my first 60-minute Therapeutic massage @ Snapp.  I had injured my back and was very sore.  James asked only a few questions but intuitively know exactly where my sore spots and trigger points were.  He was able to relieve my back without causing any discomfortable.  He is an amazing and gifted massage therapist.  My treatment was AMAZING and very affordable!  The office is welcoming, comfortable and relaxing in every possible detail. Thank you, thank you James!  You seem blessed with the gifts of a natural healer.
Class: reekingly


Example: Serviceable \""upscale\"" chain seafood spot, with both traditional dishes and sushi.  Yes, it's expensive, but it's one of the few spots open late downtown.   The sashimi was pleasant, and it's hard to screw up oysters and seafood pasta.   Our meal basically met our admittedly low expectations.\n\nThe service is on par with your local crap-on-the-wall chain restaurant, so don't expect too much.
Class: irrefutably


Example: Green Day was awesome.  I was really worried reading all the bad reviews.  Well everything was great,  VIP parking right in and right out (in 3 min).  The people complaining about drink prices have obviously not be out for a while.  Go to any baseball game, football game, concert and your not going to find 3 dollar beers.  Have a few before and a few after (at least you will remember where you were).  It was a cool 100 degrees out and the fans were nice and there was a little zephyr.  Seats in section 204 8 rows back were good.  My wife loved as did my son and his girlfriend (her first concert).  Billy Joe Armstrong and Green Day are worth the money.  Congrats to the kid who sang and played guitar.  BJ gave him his guitar, sweet
Class: reekingly
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this place is unbelievably shit. do not go there. there are way too many underage drinkers. it's crowded. and the staff never seems to remember who has wrist bands. i've been to more crowded bars, and they always remember who has a wrist band and who doesn't. these guys don't. they come up to you and ask if you've got a wristband, and they do it every 5 minutes. you'd think if they did it every 5 minutes they'd manage to get rid of the underage drinkers. but nope. they don't. all in all, it's a shit bar. don't go there.