Example: I saw Amy B's review the other day, and decided to check out the Breakfast Joynt, as it is pretty close to where I work. The decor is a little unusual for a breakfast and lunch place- normally these places are, shall we say, kitchen-y and perky- but here, it's a little more like a friendly pub with all the cherry wood, but decorated with paintings rather than roadside kitsch. \n\nI ordered the traditional breakfast. My over-easy eggs were a little raw, but the hash-browns were crispy, just as I had ordered them, and flavorful, with a hint of onion. The bacon was thick and delicious, and the pancakes were yummy in spite of a somewhat chewy texture. The coffee was fine, and I appreciated the giant glasses of water. \n\nThe owners and staff were all very friendly, and when I asked one of them about what was in the pancake batter, she said she would have the chef come to my table. He was a great guy, and admitted that he was disappointed with the texture of the pancakes himself of late, and planned to adjust the recipe. \n\nI'm sure I'll be back to try other items on the menu. It's not the Good Egg where you have an overwhelming 4 page menu, but everything on the Breakfast Joynt's menu is a breakfast or lunch classic. They have healthy options as well, such as fruit and yogurt and items made with only egg-whites. Then again, they also have a Monte Cristo and chicken fried steak. Good thing Gold's Gym is right next door...
Class: dearie


Example: I was craving Mexican food the day before Cinco de Mayo and yelped a few places in my zip code. Found this place- I have been here before but only for a few drinks. Walked in and instantly was feeling the vibe of the place by their band playing some Santana. Got me in the mood for good food and ambiance. Started off with a margarita and it did not disappoint little tart and just right. As an app we started off with a 1/2 order of guac which was perfect for just the 2 of us and the queso dip, which was tasty but had chorizo on top (I don't eat meat). It was mentioned on the menu but I guess I over looked that part. Service was prompt and friendly, and we we're really enjoying the live music. I ordered the lazy enchiladas which were soooo good. It came with beans and some really flavorful rice that was so delish. The enchiladas came with a verde salsa that was really good also. By the time I finished my 1st one I was so full from my whole meal. Over all I really enjoyed my meal from start to finish. Our bill was around $50 for 2 alcoholic drinks 2 apps and 2 entrees. Seemed just perfect to me. I will def be back!!
Class: dearie


Example: Walmart sucks i hate it
Class: thanatophobia


Example: My friend rented a motorcycle that unfortunately he leaned on the asphalt while backing it up on an incline. The result was four little scratches (the size of pen point) under the side bag and one, half inch long, on the lower edge of the front fender. Anyhow something that could be barely noticeable, but since my friend is a gentleman upon returning the bike he told the dealer employee about that. He was sure that since the bike was 3 years old and because it was such a minor cosmetic issue he would not be charged anything or maximum a few hundred dollars to touch up the scratches. Indeed he was charged $2000, again $2000 since they \""claimed\"" that they have changed everything around those scratched parts. All the hardware supporting the bag, bolts and nuts, and anything else that could possibly added . I believe that only in labor, to change a fender and a bag, Chester HD Dealer charged $600!. \n\nSo  what it was supposed to be a dream trip with motorcycles in Arizona, due to the questionable ethics, if not the lack of decency and moral of the Chester HD' s dealer, it became a punch on the chin, a knockout  right when you would never expected because you are thinking to deal with reputable people. \nThe Chester HD in the instance has made easy and fat money out of the ordeal, but in the meantime they forget that even us, single customers, we will share our experience with others so to give our business to more professional organizations.
Class: thanatophobia
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Had the falafel, it was probably one of the best one I've had. All fresh ingredients, they build it right in front of you and the spicy sauce they add to it is awesome!!! Sorry no picture this time it was sooo good that it didn't have a chance to get a picture taken.