Example: Didn't even get to have a good beer here.  Waited to catch a bartender at the bar although there was a lot of activity by at least 3 different people(?) behind the bar until someone finally asked us what we wanted. This place wasn't even half full on a Friday night at 8pm?  When we finally ordered from the menu posted on the chalkboard \""Voodoo\"" we were told they were out.  Well \""Hello\"" when your're out don't you typically erase it off the chalkboard?! We ended up leaving disappointed with the service and availability of the posted drink menu.
Class: aphorismic


Example: I love this place!  Great quality food, great service, large portions and fare prices.  In the Fry's parking lot.  Try the bbq pork egg foo young, mongolian beef and get the lo mein instead of rice.  Good stuff.
Class: ovatocordate


Example: All and All this place has  a very dot com trendy new wave young vibe to it..  and it seemed it was really about as to whom is trying to impress whom.. I loved the decor and and lighting and the colors were perfect. The Martinis were excellent. The draped private party in the center was very nicely done, and would be great for a larger party.\n\nOur waiter had a tad of attitude issues but I suppose he feels he needs to be,working there, but it really was not necessary. We are in our 50's and still cool I would say and this waiter was a bit cold to us, why I am not sure. Our money spends the same as others who are younger.\n\nI have dined all over the world and in nicer places than this, so I was irritated when I politely asked the waiter if he had any fresh parmesan cheese, for our butternut ravioli and my husbands pasta. Yes, I know we are in a steak house but we both were in the mood for pasta and the NOVE was closed.\n\nThe waiter smiled at me with such attitude like I was asking a STUPID question, and answered that we do not offer any parmesan...  and then just stared at me.... with a big fake smile...\n\nI  stared back with his same fake smile and stated that when you serve italian on the menu it would be correct to serve fresh parmesan, he rolled his eyes and off he went to help a table of 4 drunk guys that were louder than the whole restaurant yet very entertaining.\n\n\nWould I go back, maybe if I was there, would I make a trip to go back, NOT A CHANCE...
Class: aphorismic


Example: Piece of Cake did our wedding cake. It was amazing! We went to Kevin with a few ideas for our cake and he made it turn out beautifully. When I initially contacted him and told him what we were looking for, I was little concerned that we would have an issue finding a bakery to do it. My husband and I are huge fans of old school games and wanted out cake to reflect that. Kevin was amazing and had sample ready for us to try when we went to the appointment. When our cake arrived and they placed Link and Zelda on top, it was beyond my wildest dreams. The cake was moist, and very yummy. We had a marble cake with banana cream filling. Every one of our wedding guests loved the cake. Plus the fact that they are remaking the top layer for our anniversary is just plain awesome. \nIf you want an awesome cake and and awesome bakery to make it, I highly recommend these guys!
Class: ovatocordate


Example: This place is one of a kind.  I have actually been dying to go here since I had first moved to Illinois last August since I would pass it on the way home everyday from work, but only now got there finally last week.  I was mostly hesitant because of what I read about the tricky ordering process, but let me say its not bad at all.  In fact, it's actually really simple.\n\nYou walk in, and right in front of you is a counter with menus, pens, guest check pads, and table numbers.  The instructions are even written right there in bold sharpie exactly on what to do.  You grab menus, a pen, table number, and pad and pick a table that doesn't have a number on it.  You set your number up in the stand, and look through the menu, consisting of 903 choices..... Yes.  903.  Everything from tradtional seafood, chicken, beef, and rice dishes, to sea cucumber, frog, pork intenstines, tofu, goat, cuttlefish, and almost everything else you can dream up.  It is 903 items after all.\n\nYou write your order down on the pad, and bring it up to the front counter and you pay for your food right then.  She is super nice, and gave us cups and directed us to the tea and drink station.  She also said feel free to ask her any other questions we had.  You go get your drinks, choosing from a nice selection of tea, water, and soft drinks (soft drinks have an extra charge based on an honor system though) and the employees bring you plates (you can get more silverware yourself if you need it), and not much longer later, your piping, fresh hot food comes out.  Our wait was less than 10 minutes.\n\nAfter you are done eating, they want you to clean your own table off, or they charge you a fee (its very cheap, less then what you would leave for a tip and they don't want tips anyway)   I've seen a lot of people complain about this but  I really have no idea why... It's ridiculously easy to do so, and like I said, the fees are really cheap if you really cannot stand to take your dishes off the table..  ($1 for 2-3 people, $3 for 4-9 people. etc) You don't even have to wipe it down.   Simply take all your dishes and trash to the plastic bins located all around the restaurant, and the workers will wipe it down with a hot water cloth once you are gone.  It was really easy, and even somewhat enjoyable.   All and all, don't be scared off by the weird ordering process.\n\nNow for my more general thoughts on the food and restaurant, it truly is one of a kind.  The restaurant is big, open, well lit, and clean.  It usually gets packed too which is a sign of a great restaurant.  More of a family place since all the tables are very large (12 people or so) and the entrees are huge too.  Most meals cost $10-$15, but it was by far the biggest servings I have ever received at a Chinese restaurant.  I am accustomed to getting enough for two meals at other Chinese restaurants, but here I had enough for 3-4 meals.  Definitely worth every penny.  The free tea and endless rice (want more, just ask!) were really nice.  \n\nNot only that, but the entrees look so delicious and fresh, and they taste no less.  I find myself drooling just looking around the restaurant at everyone's dishes because they look so good.  Ours were excellent as well.  They were hot, fresh, properly cooked, appealing looking, and tasted great.  No complaints.  I can't wait to go back and try other meals.  \n\nI can't say enough about the good service too.  Me and my guests were treated like royalty.  The lady who takes order is so incredibly nice, and she is always friendly and willing to help you with anything you need.  The other employees did likewise.  They brought food quickly, and if we ever needed anything, they would get it for us right away.  It was really great.   \n\nMy only gripes?  I can see how this place can get a bit crazy if it's really busy.  Like I said I always would walk past it on my way home from work, and sometimes the line to order was snaking around the entire restaurant.  It can get quite jam packed. \n\n Probably my biggest issue though is that the menu is too expansive and the descriptions are vague.  Of the 903 items, me and my guests really had not one clue what each dish actually was.  We pretty much just randomly picked things, but on the plus side we loved everything we chose.  There's a giant Chinese menu on the wall which I hear is more detailed, but if you don't read Chinese, you are forced to order from the vague English menu. \n\nSome previous reviews have said to just ask the lady at the front counter, and this is probably what I will do next time just because the menu is so vague, and the lady is so nice and helpful.  \n\nOther then the vague menu, this place was unlike anything I've ever tried before, and I loved the experience.  Just considering how every single dish I see looks delicious, and random ones me and my guests chose were delicious, I can't wait to go back. This is a must go spot if you like Asian food.
Class: ovatocordate


Example: Very nice service here, but the food was NOT good. We had multiple items from the menu, and none of it was good. The decor is somewhat depressing.\n\nAll in all, it made us wish we were eating Chinese in San Fran.
Class: aphorismic
Considreing the above, classify the following: Car had tire low air light on when i picked it up. Car was also DIRTY. 38,000 miles on a rental car?? - On return 15 people waiting for one person to print bills. I left and was charged for gas which the car was full,. after disputing it with corporate hertz it was fixed. This location is terrible. I would will use others. (I am a Presidents club Hertz person as well)