Case: Food was amazing until my brother got sick.  Called them about it since he started throwing up heavily 40 min after we left the restaurant.  I called them and they said they would call me back. They never did  I am a big fan of Michele Mina restaurants, have been to all of them numerous times.  This was my first time at American fish.  Although the food tastes good, it's not worth ruining your Vegas trip over it!
Classification: neognathic


Case: Birdsong's brewery, bar and patio are awesome! They have some of the best brews in Charlotte and their jalape\u00f1o ale is a must try but I can't wait for the seasonal Mexicali which is one of my favorite beers! I fill two growlers here and they give you the best deal around on a 64oz growler.
Classification: bredbergite


Case: Beware of a restaurant that won't put beer prices on their menu. $8-9 bucks for a beer? They card everyone, even an old, hard of hearing guy who didn't have a drivers license (or an 'approved' ID).\n\nBah!
Classification: neognathic


Case: I cannot believe I am giving this place five stars.  16 year-old punk rawk me would look at [redacted] year-old me and punch me squarely in the nads if he thought I would ever be caught dead in a buttlicking Scottsdale frat-bro bar.  And even though it smells like trenbolone, Axe Body spray, and quiet feminine desperation, I can't help but love this place.  \n\nAwesome bar staff and - wait, what??? - friendly, respectful bouncers.  Beer is cheap, mixed drinks are strong-ish.  Usually a diverse crowd.  Never had food here, so I can't comment on that, but they do have free ice cream.  Do you know what goes really splendidly with lots-o-shots of I-Don't-Know?  Ice cream.  Who knew, right?  Did I mention that sometimes, people will just hand you drinks here?  And they don't know what's in them?  I'd advise my sister not to accept free, unsolicited shots from a stranger, but I'm not one to take my own advice.\n\nAs a healthy straight man, I really appreciate the lack of clothing most female patrons wear here.  Combine that with the wheel-of-shots up on the bar, and at times Junkie feels like the pre-party before a Roman orgy, in the good kind of way. \n\nSo I would tell my 16 year-old punk rawk self to chill the F out, and that by the time you're [redacted] years old, you'll really be beyond caring what everyone else is doing unless it amuses you.  And everything amuses me at American Junkie.  And then I'd preemptively punch 16 year-old punk rawk me in the nuts, tell him to invest in Apple and Google, bet the middle on Super Bowl 34, and to not marry that girl that you're going to marry.  Then I'd give him a few hundred bucks, because that was a lot of money [redacted] years ago.  \n\nAnd also, 16 year-old punk rawk self, the DJ rolled out some WTTHAAB-era NOFX last Saturday night, the perfect thing to make you feel young, dumb, and full of [redacted] again - and when you get to be my age, you will appreciate that.
Classification: bredbergite


Case: Okay...been going to Primantis since the 80's and have always been a huge fan.  Was back in town visiting and was looking forward to trying this new location.  First time in 30 years they have dissapointed.  Where you would usually get a two-handed \""monster\"" meal...overflowing with meat, fries, slaw...today it was a tidy sandwich.  Flavor was still tasty, but the portion was significantly smaller.  I could almost Invision someone in the kitchen with a scale measuring 2oz of this, 1 oz of this.....hope this is not a permanent procedural change.  I will try the one by Pittsburgh Airport next time and if it is the same way, I will mourn the passing of a Pittsburgh original.
Classification: neognathic


Case: Dr. Reese delivered expert care to me and my son this week. I came in with a chipped tooth. She counseled me on a couple of options and explained the pros and cons of both. When she had finished repairing my tooth, it was flawless. She treated my son so well while we were there and made him actually want to come back to the dentist!! Great experience from a dedicated professional.
Classification: bredbergite
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Why is this place still open? It is disgusting, unsanitary, and just plain G-R-O-S-S! Not only did they close down a few weeks ago because the Health Department gave them 52 DEMERITS.. 52!?!?! WOW. I'm baffled that this place is STILL open after that short restaurant closure to \""clean up\"" after their mess.\n\nOkay.. surprisingly this place USED to be good back in the day when there was a different owner around 2009? After that.. this place should just call it quits.\n\nThe last time I went here was back in 2012. I was excited because I have not been to Tofu Hut since then. When I walked in with my friend, we didn't have anyone to greet us. We stood there for a few minutes before someone came out. Whoever the lady was, was just so rude! She came out and pointed at us and said to sit anywhere. We sat at a table near the front area so they can see where we sat. After another 5 minutes, no one came by to greet us and give us a menu. I had to walk up to ask for the menu. The lady again just pointed to the corner of the table where the menus were for me to grab myself. HORRIBLE SERVICE ALREADY! At this point, I was getting really upset. When someone came by to take our orders, I did not want to get the \""AYCE\"" k-bbq. I was in a time crunch and all I wanted was to eat bulgogi (shredded beef) and the house salad. I guess it was my mistake.. I should have cooked my own meat. When the meat came out.. it looked pale already. I didn't think of it then because I thought the food would taste as good as it did when I ate there last. I ate the beef.. and it tasted a little funky. I wasn't sure if it was supposed to taste like that. The beef tasted like it was soaked in beer.. literally.. it tasted like old beer and that it was soaked in it for hours. I thought thats how it was supposed to taste like.. I gave some to my friend to taste and she spit it right out! She said it was old and spoiled meat. Wow... was I too late or what?! I tried hiding the taste with the bland and OLD house salad. After I realized that it wasn't supposed to taste like that, I decided to just leave and get my check. I was so unhappy and STILL hungry that I just wanted to leave and not waste my time at all.\n\nLater on that day... I started throwing up and my ass sat on my toilet for hours... I had FOOD POISONING from Tofu Hut!!!!! I was so upset and felt so disgusted. Ugh!\nI have NEVER been back since and when I ask a few of my friends, they all have experienced bad quality of food and bad service.\n\nI know.. you may think that it has been 2 years since.. and that I should give it another try. Well.. after they re-opened a few weeks ago since their 52 demerits.... one of my really close friends went to eat there with her boyfriend and she found a BUG in her dish! Not just a small bug... but a big bug and she didn't even know what it was! EEEEEEWWWW! After she told me that.. I then knew that I will NEVER go back to this place.\n\nIf you want bad food service, then go here. If you want nasty, bad quality food, then go here. If you want bugs in your food, go here. If you want to get sick, then this is the place to be. This place doesn't even DESERVE a star. NO STARS FOR TOFU HUT!