Example: I've should have known better than to order a salad from a pizza joint.  I also should have known that I shouldn't have cheated on my diet.\n\nI figured I'd choose today to be my cheat day and order with everyone else at work for take out.  I opted for the Popcorn Chicken Salad.  Sounds tasty, looked tasty, and yes it even tasted tasty.  Iceberg lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, french fries, popcorn chicken, and three types of cheese.  \n\nI have to say that even though I was saying yes, my body was saying, 'OH hell no!'\n\nI'm regretting this decision now as I am sitting here in discomfort.  Not sure what on the salad made me feel this way.  But I'm not liking the effect I'm getting right now.  Could just be karma turning around and kicking me in the ass for eating what looked healthy but was really nothing more than the equivalent of a fried chicken sandwich combo meal from a fast food joint.\n\nI'll think twice before the next time rolls around to order from here.
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Example: Sick of this place. We kennel our two small dogs here once in a while (over $800 for 10 days), the staff is horrendous. The desk staff is snotty and has never once looked up from their computer to greet me and act incredibly annoyed and inconvenienced that I simply walked in the door. Every. Time. I'm lucky to get a snotty \""I'll be with you in a minute\"". I have an appointment every time so it's not like we weren't expected. The vet who has seen or dogs has the same attitude. Wish I could give less than 1 star
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Example: Gets big ole ONE star. SMALL.  I drove from NW Vegas out to Henderson for this sorry excuse for a farm market. \n\nLets talk about the prices! OMG! These vegetables better give me an orgasm for what I paid. One red onion and three medium sized tomatoes... $12.00 that's right! I could have sponsored an Ethiopian village for a month. I heard strawberries were $15.00.  Hint: Go to Smiths they are $2.50 and sponsor an underprivileged village with the change. Honey for a regular sized jar was $16.00 or a slightly bigger jar for $28.00. Are you kidding me? Anyway, I should have said no to the vegetables but I was too embarrassed. I thought I was getting deals, isn't that how farmer's markets work? Cut out the middleman? I need to be educated obviously! If I want to overpay I can go to albertson's . \n\nI did score 5 ears of white corn for $2.00.
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Example: The wait staff were very friendly and attentive.  Food was delicious.  I will be revisiting soon!
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Example: Unfortunately a-z Therapy Center no longer exists but I am still practicing Acupuncture and Asian Medicine at Kai-Zen,  a Creating Wellness Center.  480.941.2147.  We have a team of excellent practitioners in the fields of Medical Massage, Chiropractic's, Physical Therapy, and Aesthetics and we also accept Insurance.  Come check out our relaxing and healing environment and let us restore your body to optimal functioning!\nAnnette Raddatz L.Ac
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Example: I go to Guido's occasionally and always have a great time.  \nDuring the day it has a nice, laid-back atmosphere and is a great place to just sit and chill at the bar or watch football on the weekends. At night it gets more crowded and is a perfect place to grab drinks with friends or get some late night food.   \nThe food is fantastic for the price, especially the nachos! The martinis are also surprisingly good. Try the pumpkin martini; it is delicious and only $5!
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Example: Cancelled my reservation after they did a bait and switch on the room rate.  Had a confirmed reservation made weeks ago at $93 per night then yesterday received an email upping the rate to $109.  I assumed it was a hoax and informed the hotel but they confirmed that they had erred in the original rate and were now upping it.
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Example: Grocery shopping makes me a happy camper and this new location within Downtown Summerlin location is no exception! This is in super-duper convenient location (right off Sahara and 215 beltway) with plenty of parking, spacious isles, stocked full of specialty items (IE: loads of cookie butter and other TJ goodness), and that impeccable customer service that I adore. Clearly, I am excited  that this location opened up and will take the place of my other frequented Trader Joe location on Washington Ave.\n \nNeed more reasons to love Trader Joes? Try this... \n\nThey carry an ever-changing list of products that are minimally processed (hello seasonal items - Fall pumpkin extravaganza products - or Christmas white chocolate peppermint pretzels). They also cater to those who are health conscious! Whether you're looking for gluten free snacks, fresh organic fruits and veggies, wild-caught fish, organic products, free-range chicken, organic eggs .... Trader Joe's has G-O-T you covered. Trust me.... You don't need all the added junk that traditional grocery stores add to their products. Cut to the chase and come here get the real deal for bottom dollar pricing that will make you (and your wallet) very happy.
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I had the pleasure of dining here with the girls and what a time it was!  The atmosphere was nice and cozy, but busy at the same time.  The food was just splendid, as well it should be for the price.  I started out with the turtle soup, which was pretty good, but I think the salad would have been better.  The filet mignon was the real deal, unlike Ruth Chris(sorry)....it was tender and flavorful.  I really like this place, but I'll limit my visits to restaurant week or half-off coupons:-)