Text - I've been hear many times and wings are not bad.  The Buckeye BBQ sauce has a good kick and is very flavorful.  We attempted to visit the other night and were told there would be a short wait.  She didn't take our name so we just stood by the server stand.  A party of five came in behind us and were seated immediately in a booth.  I thought, \""OK, maybe they're saving the booths for larger parties and maybe they're just cleaning a table for us\"".  Next another party of two came in and were seated in the booth right next to the party of 5.  I just looked at the hostess and told her to forget it and walked out.
Group - myoneurosis


Text - Good heavens. While the cat's away, the mice will play. That's the only way I can rationalize the disaster of an evening we experienced tonight at Michael Mina.\n\nLong a fan of Mina's (Michael Mina in SF, Aqua) I was looking forward to dinner tonight. I've had nice (though not earth shattering) meals this week at Picasso, Sensi, Bouchon, Robuchon and was expecting something good. What a mistake. Seated (on time) in a nice window table in the back, it didn't take us long to request a reseating given the overpowering aroma of what smelled like urine. This might have been the high point of the evening. Being shown to a new table, the staff proceeded to serve everyone around us with great skill. Ninety minutes...yes, ninety minutes later, in a half full house, we still hadn't had our entrees. It was explained to us that there was a new menu instituted that day and the kitchen was having problems but really...was that my problem? And at these prices? No dinner for us tonight. We left.\n\nSo much for Michael Mina in Las Vegas. What a disappointment. Michael should come back (if he's actually ever stepped foot in this place) and lay down the law.  I'm afraid that it'll be some time before I visit any Michael Mina property and frankly next time I'm in Vegas I'll forgo the Bellagio and stay someplace closer to a real restaurant.\n\nZero stars.
Group - myoneurosis


Text - So if anyone's read my past reviews everyone knows I have had the best pizza in Portland. \n\nWe have been to Cibo and Pizza Bianco and we didn't care for either of them. Just wasn't up to par with my expectations. So we came in very skeptical. \n\nFirst off they offer free valet which is the bomb. Second the fact that they took an old salon and refurbished the material and reused it in the new space. We loved the interior. Just so welcoming and inviting. The bar area looked so awesome. \n\nWe were sat right away. We looked over the menu and decided on the calamari appetizer, spinach salad and the sausage pizza. I ordered a glass of wine also. \n\nI wish we could find a place that would do calamari like Ken's where it's saut\u00e9ed instead of fried but alas It was still pretty good.  The salad was amazing. The spinach was so fresh and the bacon was so crispy and yummy! The pizza was the best part though. The crust was thin but not too thin and crispy but chewy at the same time. Not too much sauce and the sausage was so good. \n\nWe were really glad we found this place. It's our new pizza place!! We cannot wait to take our friends.
Group - vaccinatory


Text - I have only had takeout from Tai Pei, but the chicken lo mein was delicious and the general tso's was the best I have ever had! It was sweet, but still had a kick to it. Nothing was over priced and we weren't waiting forever for delivery. Will definitely visit the restaurant in the future!
Group - vaccinatory
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Believe it or not, I finally had my first Matt's experience this morning... I'd been hearing about Matt's Big Breakfast for ages, but never really wanted to make the drive to wait forever just for a greasy breakfast!\n\nHowever, we were talked into Matt's by some friends of ours that were also Matt's virgins... we met there around 10am, only to find that there were about 2 full pages worth of names ahead of us, and that they would not quote a wait... Matt's was smaller than I imagined, so I knew it would take awhile.  We debated going elsewhere and even went over to The Turf for coffee.  (If the service there were better there, we probably would've just stayed there, but we figured if we were going to wait, we'd just wait for Matt's).  My pregnant friend went into Matt's at one point to use the bathroom and they told her she had to go to the hotel nextdoor and 'ask for Mike.'  That was a bit shady...\n\nAbout an hour and a half later, our party of four was seated... and needless to say, we were all starving by then!  We started with some fresh squeezed OJ and coffee.  (The OJ glasses were tiny, but each sip tasted like heaven... and I was pleased to see that they use coffee fresh from Cave Creek Coffee Co.)\n\nWhen it was time to order, I was extremely disappointed that after that long wait, they were out of whole wheat toast.  I ended up getting an egg white omelette (yes, they do egg whites), hashbrowns, sour dough toast + preserves.  I could eat only about half of it... but what I did eat was good, greasy, and filled me up for most of the day.\n\nI don't really see myself rushing back to Matt's again anytime soon - unless it's on a weekday when the wait isn't so bad.  But I will say I'm happy that I finally made it to Matt's - and oh, what an experience it was!