Example: WHAT is the big deal? Okay, I've given Ocean Club multiple chances. This place thinks it's a big deal and for some reason there's a cult following of people who don't know any better? It has never impressed. It's too crowded. I think they must have hired an engineer specifically to determine how to cram the maximum number of tables in the restaurant. The server kept bumping into my chair to get to the table next to me (I was pulled ALL the way forward and am not a large person). The team service is annoying. AND the biggest issue, psst... the food is not that good! I think people think they should be impressed and forget to expect the actual thing.
Class: mastodontoid


Example: my favorite sushi bar in las vegas Eric the owner is fun and always treat us good. do not expect a quick meal, everything is always fresh and Eric will explain any fish if you haven't tried it before
Class: ventriculous


Example: The next time I want microwaved hot wings and pizza crust that tastes like a water and flour slurry made love to a bland piece of cardboard, I'll be sure to hit up Otto's. I had to seriously blast those hot wings in the broiler to make them even remotely crispy and even then they were still rubbery. The pizza was so overwhelmingly mediocre we tossed the rest after dinner instead of refrigerating it. \n\nAlso, calling in an order and then showing up 20 minutes later to be greeted with, \""Oh, we didn't start your order because we couldn't call the number you gave us back,\"" when they clearly had caller ID and the number was misheard one off, was new to me. So was sitting there for an additional 20 minutes and watching them microwave a plate of hot wings. Never seen that before either. I don't know how you're still in business, Otto's. Not even collegiate nostalgia will get me to stop there again.
Class: mastodontoid


Example: Good food assisted by great servers.  Try the bread pudding dessert which is In my all time top three.
Class: ventriculous


Example: Bring a blankey and/chairs, a hat or parasol, water, and wipes. We had big fun! The car show was pretty huge. It's nice to see some new classics and rods. Plenty of choices. Too many to try. It would be awsome if they offered bites,  like a slider, so you could try it all. Spent the rest of the day at The Coffee Cup. I absolutely adore BC, and I will be back, next year, for some more Dam BBQ.
Class: ventriculous


Example: This such a great little local library. I was very spoiled in Denver living 4 blocks from the Central library so I was relieved when I moved over here and at least have this cute little local spot to go and pick up books.\n\nThis is part of the Las Vegas Clark County Library District. The location is fairly easy to get to and has plenty of parking. Inside is a decent size but nothing huge. There seems to be more room dedicated to children and juvenile selections, which is understandable. It's clean with some great modern features like computerized check out and returns. From my experience, the staff is very friendly and helpful. \n\nThe great thing about these library systems is that you can go online, find the book you want, and they'll deliver it to your library of choice. I do this quite often. \n\nI really enjoy this location and have definitely taken advantage of living so close to public library.
Class: ventriculous


Example: It was good but overpriced...sorry but hot dogs? And you gave it a fancy name..oh no never again
Class: mastodontoid


Example: Thought i would be hip and try this \""fancy hotdog joint.\"" I don't know what these hipsters are thinking. $8 bucks for a hotdog i could buy at Giant Eagle or a Sunoco for a dollar. Dogs weren't even bun size, or 1/4 pound. Fries were soggy and below average. I will stick to Frankies right down the street, or boil some dogs at home before i ever spend another dime at this joint.
Class: mastodontoid
Considreing the above, classify the following: Yelp steered us here for brunch, but your only option is a buffet.  And it's not good.\n\nMy waffle was okay, but the syrup dish had a lot of \""skin\"" that had developed in the tray.  Kinda chunky when pouring it out.\n\nThe bacon and sausage weren't particularly flavorful.  The \""homemade\"" biscuits were hard.\n\nOf all the places we ate in Champaign, this was the worst.  Definitely not worth $20+ for the same kind of Sterno-warmed slop you'd find at Old Country Buffet.\n\nGo get a cup of Jarling's Custard and make that your brunch.