Example: I was looking forward to my first time jewelry shopping with my beau, as he offered for a Christmas present.  After meeting a few lovely and helpful sales ladies at Kays and Zales I was hoping to get a really great deal on a dainty diamond pendant I actually liked at Jared, but the sales woman hastily and ignorantly assumed that \""because its $300 you shouldn't expect a certificate! \"" A. I studied with GIA and all diamonds are offered with some basic explanation of their quality and color,  and B. Just because it's (originally over $600) doesn't mean you should make your potential customer feel like their money is too cheap to be worthy of information about the product they're buying..  that's why you work at a crappy outlet mall and I decided not to make an impulse buy on your picked over display case and you made 0 commissions.  Happy new year.
Class: uncurably


Example: I wouldn't recommend the chandelier.  The place is crap.  The drinks are too sweet and cough-syrup awful.  The sage 75 drink is a $12 glass of maraschino cherry juice. The service is worse.  There are better places to go in Vegas.  Don't waste your time here.
Class: uncurably


Example: This is my favorite mexican restaurant in all of Las Vegas.  They have a great view of the Las Vegas valley (can be a nice dinner date).  They have excellent service, very quick.  Food is always great.  Never had a bad experience at this restaurant.
Class: unornamentalness


Example: The restaurant's interior looks more upscale than the menu. The food is your basic Chinese food with some additional Thai options, unfortunately no pad see ew though. The service was adequate for a Saturday night at 8pm on Nascar weekend. I ordered the chicken with asparagus in black bean sauce. The hubby had the orange chicken dinner combo. We both got the hot and sour soup which was delicious! My order came out wrong, it was more like chicken with bell pepper in black bean sauce without any asparagus whatsoever. It also came out about 10 minutes before the hubby's food came out. I asked the waiter where the asparagus was and he quickly whisked away my plate and came back a few minutes later with asparagus in the place of the bell pepper, although I still found one hidden in there. I should have left it the way it was because my new entree had that burnt flavor to it, like they cooked it too fast over too high of heat. Anyway, all in all it wasn't horrible food. The orange chicken was good and soup as well.
Class: uncurably


Example: I really like this place. The restaurant recently changed ownership, and I think that the change has brought it up from a three star restaurant to four. The samosas went from being somewhat bland to nicely spiced. The service is a lot better (very attentive) too. The food is a bit westernized, and all the Indian dishes that Americans know are definitely on the menu (tikka masala, anyone?). Then again, food is all about fusion and mixing cultures, so who am I to complain? Plus, it's all pretty yummy. \n\nThe portions and prices are excellent. The best part is that they have a rather impressive Vegetarian menu as well as a separate Vegan menu. I'm neither a vegetarian nor a vegan, but I have many friends who are not meat-eaters, so this is a place where we can go and actually eat together without making strange requests.The new owners like to experiment with their recipes and try new things - they are very open with their process, and I like that.
Class: unornamentalness


Example: Pretty damn good burger! Came years ago and did the build your own burger, I just remember the burger was cooked perfectly, thick juicy patty, along with the fried egg that oozed yolk all over. Great drink & beer list too, left with the fullest happy belly ever! A little pricey for a burger but fresh ingredients and great flavor, well worth it.
Class: unornamentalness


Example: Breads and croissants are really good here. My favorite was the almond croissant- buttery, flaky, and rich with a hint of almond paste; perfect for breakfast with their coffee and/or tea. The cakes and small pastries were the typical French fare, nothing special. Service was quick and efficient. It gets crowded here during breakfast, but worth it for the croissants.
Class: unornamentalness


Example: Just picked up some pho tai from there on the way home. Broth so cool beef wouldn't cook. If you want some crappy cold pho give them a shot!
Class: uncurably
Considreing the above, classify the following: Starbucks are all the same, but this one has amazing baristas who are completely forgiving of those who walk in as zombies in need of a caffeine fix; and I appreciate that!! I usually stick with teas in the morning and the tazo lemonade in the afternoon, but when I'm ready to transition to coffee I'll come here to get my fix~