Case: I was in town for the iQmetrix Retailer Summit and decided to grab a quick bite at the Well & Being. I had the Roasted Red Beet Salad which was described as \""Seasonal apples, frise'e, and a flax seed vinaigrette\"" and my colleague had the Curry Yogurt Chicken Breast Lettuce Wraps described as \""Raisins, green apples, butter lettuce, Israeli couscous, and a tomato-cucumber salad.\""\n\nFirst, I had to ask what Frise'e is. Apparently it's a really frizzy (hence the name?) green. Once I saw it I remember eating this before in other salads.\n\nThe salad itself was a real let down. The frise'e is really bitter, as was the apple. The Roasted Red Beet (that headlined the salad 's name) was minimally proportioned and a welcome break between the bitter bites.\n\nThe salad really needed something acidic, I squoze the orange from my drink into it. It just wasn' t enough. It could be vastly improved with a mix of greens (add some Butter Lettuce, and perhaps some sliced tomato?) and please add some more beets or change the name!\n\nMy colleague said the tomato-cucumber salad was, \""slimey.\""
Classification: Salaminian


Case: Drunk twenty-somethings like to video tape their vacations in Vegas, it helps them remember what the heck they did while they were there. Our group of 20+ was no different. When we split into smaller groups, guys and gals, and while the boys went to the tables to learn how to play craps, we girls headed out shopping, yard-long margaritas in hand, toting our video camera, film rolling (well. digital, but you know what I mean)\n\nImagine our dismay when we entered this store and were told we could not video tape our experiences in the store. Why? Well clearly to deter knock-offs of their merchandise being made, but honestly, they're already made. A couple of girls drunk off their butts wanting to video tape their vacation aren't in here to knock your stuff off, we're just here for a good time. So we shut down our filming and meandered through the store. They have some great stuff, great quality, with great big prices that we can't afford as we spent all our money on booze ;)
Classification: broth


Case: Unfortunately, we had to stay here during the week of Epic's UGM 2013 conference.  \n\nMy room was dirty.  The rooms had a stale, mildew smell.  The shower/tub looked like it had a layer of grime that needed a lot of scrubbing and disinfectant.  \n\nThe few positives about this place are: 1) free HBO; 2) it is located near a handful of restaurants.  \n\nI hope this will be my first and last time staying in an Econo Lodge.  Ugh.
Classification: Salaminian


Case: Living in South Side almost ruined my love of sports bars -- all I want is a place to watch a game and enjoy some fried food and drinks, without sloppy drunk girls spilling beers on me. Thankfully, my friends took me to Silky's and reminded me that it's worth it to cross the river now and then for a drink. \n\nThe bar food is quality -- I highly recommend the fried zucchini. There's also the Munchies Platter, with provolone sticks, onion rings, chicken wings. It is so massive, my arteries almost went on strike. Crowd is good company, bathrooms are surprisingly clean, and there's about five TVs for your viewing pleasure. If I lived in Bloomfield, I'd definitely be more of a regular.
Classification: broth
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First off its hard for me to write a review so negative about a place I've been and have had wonderful past experiences at, unfortunately over the years Capos has gone down hill.  My 72 year old aunt from Boston and her brother and sister who not to mention are iTALIAN and know there food, figured this would be the best place to dine in.   \nOf course the whole \""gangster mob\"" theme is entertaining but the lighting is way too dark! Especially since we had three people over the age of 60 and eyesight is not great to begin with.\nWhen we got inside and got to the table to order drinks the table broke. understandable that accidents happen but we didn't get our drinks until the table was fixed which was 15 min later and not to mention the table was never fixed but we were moved.  They moved us into a whole  different side of the restaurant which was secluded from the dining area  which in some cases would be nice if your on a date but not in this situation.  My grandparents were so short they could barley see over the table top. We got our Cesar salads and it was so drenched with salad dressing and soggy it was unbearable to eat. We Ordered another salad with dressing on the Side and that couldn't even be done right.  So we all ordered the veil parm and to start off  it tasted more like a flattened piece of chicken. Did not get a choice of pasta it was strictly spaghetti and extra cost if you wanted a different style. They pretty much had it pre made and under a heat lamp waiting to be served. The spaghetti was literally only 4oz.  I asked to return the dish and the waitress said no it can't be done and instead brought me a dessert.  I had told her I did not eat dessert and she had said to me sorry that's all you can get.  All I wanted was my $30 refunded off my bill.  Needles to say we had spent $60 on a groupon and our bill came out to $200 so it's not like we were getting our meal for free. So I don't think that anyone should be treated different for having a coupon.   It was sad to see such horrible service at a place with such potential, maybe it was because they were just too busy and overwhelmed.  But this visit was not enjoyable and would not recommend to any of my friends at this point.