Text - This place is on par with airport restaurants. They know you can't really go anywhere else so there is no hurry to serve you and the food doesn't have to be affordable because you only eat there when you really have to. Consequently, I only eat here when I really have to.
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Text - #EuropeanWaxCenter #SouthRainbowBlvd #BestInVegas LOVEEEEEEE these girls!! Stephanie and Harmony gets more adorable everytime I come here! Super professional and helpful. My home away from home every two weeks!
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Text - I have entered the 7th level of Hell, and it is Zuma Grill.\n\nLet me set the mood. It's Friday night, I am out with some \""gym buddies\"" we don't hang out often, one is like me, low key, chill prefers places like Casey Moore's, the other likes the clubs. \n\nAs we hang at Casey Moore's a debate begins of what we should do next,  Club dude, wants to walk down Mill and hit up some of the more club like places, with dance music, girls scantly clad, etc etc.  My other friend and I decide after a few hours of whining, that we should just head out and let our  Club dude, do his thang. We reluctantly leave Casey's, as I as good bye to my \""regular\"" buddies, and head down Mill. \n\nAfter trying a few places, (Library, Sky Bar or something) we settle on Zuma. I immedately feel akward here, and realize how lame Mill Ave is between Rula Bula and Casey's. I felt like I had waked into the movie Idiocracy as i witness disturbing behavior and conversations about absolutely nothing.  Coming from the art diverse,and somewhat intelligent low key crowd of Casey's into this, was quite the decline into oblivion.  \n\nWe ordered drinks, and drank...drank....drank. It was getting late so club dude, hit the pseudo dance floor that developed in the middle of the bar, and my laid back friend and I went out to the front \""patio\"" so he could smoke. We continued our conversation about Stanley Kubrick while Club Dude, did his thang. \n\nIt was cool compromising, something I have learned to do better as I mature.  We all were able to be in our own environments for a period.  Sometimes when you go out with new people, you don't know what you are going to get, but in this case we ended up having a decent time. \n\nI don't recommend Zuma for much, high priced drinks, really annoying atmosphere, and drunk people just falling out of the place, like lemmings on vodka.  However if that is your thing, than go for it. Don't say I didn't warn you.\n\nClassy moment of the evening: Walking by a table with 2 plastic fake glass buckets of ice, 2 bottles of Moet's imitation champagne turned upside down,  now if that doesn't say enough, I am not sure what will about Zuma.
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Text - Been coming to NY P and P since 1994. Nothing has changed, and that's a good thing. No frills, down to earth Italian eatery. The pizza is much better if you eat it there, hot and fresh. I live near Mark Riches new york pizza and pasta, and this is not the same place. It's much, much better! Meatball and chicken parm subs are some of the best i've ever had. Just remember..the food will taste twice as good if you sit down and eat it there!
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Text - Recently went with Carl for my wedding cake. The wedding cake tasted AMAZING and the design that Carl came up with was simple and very classy. Carl is very nice and I felt that the cake was very reasonably priced. Thanks so much!
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Text - Remember in 2010 when that one dude brought a gun here and caused a massive shootout? YES, SERVICE IS SO BAD HERE THAT PEOPLE WILL DO THAT!\n\nSummerlin is supposed to be an upscale planned community which segregates itself from the high crime of Las Vegas. Then why is everyone broke?  Every house on my old street was foreclosed, and my neighbors would constantly ask me for money. Most the people at this Costco are Summerlin residents. And I really think that most the people here are not members of Costco, they just sneak in to get the free samples. Every time I come here, a desperate looking guy will take every single one of the free samples and then go into the corner where the gatorade is and eat it.  I've seen these guys push over small children to get to the front of the line. The worker will put out like 20 free samples, and usually one guy will take every single one. And the look of desperation on his face is reminds me of homeless person.\n\nNow, I consider myself a pretty tough kid. Like one time my friend dared me that I couldn't watch BET(Black Entertainment Television) for 2 hours, and I lasted almost 40 minutes before my heart stopped and I lost consciousness... but I can't stand being at this Costco for more than 5 minutes. It's just that bad. Usually, I just run in there for the Gelato at the food court and instantly leave.\n\nRecently, Baka University conducted a 5 year research study where in the end their findings were so consistent that the medical community declared it a Scientific Fact that: \""Working at Costco fits all the criteria of being diagnosed with a severe neural developmental disorder. Workers at Costco(especially the ones who work at the Membership and Returns Desk) exhibit symptoms such as: impairment of social skills, ineffective communication, and a lack of moral reasoning and common sense.\"" Later that month, the DSM-IVTR was amended by the American Psychological Association to include \""Summerlin Costco Workers\"" as a severe mental disorder. Many months later in June of 2012, The Christian Church and Jewish Temple both came to an agreement to amend the 10 Commandments. They included an 11th commandment that stated: \""It is wrong to work at Costco\"". In July of 2012, NBC Universal announced a remake of \""Dawn of the Dead\"" but with Summerlin Costco workers in the place of the zombies.  Critics hated the idea, stating that Zombies actually have larger vocabularies and better problem solving skills than Summerlin Costco workers.\n\nThe moral of my story is that instead of condemning the workers here at this Costco, we should show them sympathy.  The primary reason these people are working here is because they are the rejects of the universe. McDonald's workers couldn't pass high school, but these guys couldn't even get past Elementary School. Also, the reason these guys are so angry and rude when they come to work everyday is because their boss doesn't pay them in money, he pays them in Star Wars Trading Cards.    \n\nWhy not just go to WinCo for bulk items instead? The prices are pretty much the same and you don't need a membership.
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We had a great experience at Pet Pros, we special ordered a Springer Spaniel and while it took quite a while to come in, the staff couldn't have been friendlier on the phone and in person.  This is our second puppy from here and would definitely come back again.  Thank you!