Text - Perhaps my trip this restaurant was just a stray from the norm, or perhaps the people that review this place have never been to a quality burger and dog type place. \n\nI gave this restaurant a fair shot and was excited based on Yelp reviews. Yelp rarely fails me but this was one of those times where it fell short of expectations. \n\nIs there a good-ole-boy system at this place? All I heard the owner talking about was their award winning burgers to whom I supposed are the regulars. My wife, daughter and I were the only people under the age of 50 there, so perhaps that explains why their food was so bland and flavorless. \n\nI ordered the pastrami, which was cooked really well. However, there was little taste. I have tried pastrami from dozens of restaurants and this was bottom-of-the-barrell in terms of taste. \n\nMy wife ordered grilled cheese, which is impossible to screw up unless you're 4 years old or completely inept. It was solid, but she ordered it with bacon and bacon saves everything. The bread was alright, but seemed store-bought. \n\nMy daughter ordered chicken nuggets and she said they were disgusting. I looked at them and they appeared to be the type you buy from a frozen food section. \n\nWe shared fries, which apparently do not come with any sort of salt or seasoning. \n\nTo be fair, the waitresses there were super friendly and on top of their game. I hope the owner realizes this and recognizes them accordingly. \n\nWhat I found off-putting on a personal level was that the owner came out and greeted every single table, asked about their experience and bragged about their food.... except for our table. He also missed a kid run into the restaurant, grab two soda cups, fill them and leave without paying. All because he was too busy bragging about his food to the NASCAR crowd that was infesting this place. \n\nOne of the cooks also took the time to venture into the diner and talk about the burger competition they had previously won. he oddly went out of his way to state that \""I don't think they'll want us back next year. Not that we're cheating but...\"" and I didn't catch the end. \n\nOverall, I was pretty disappointed with this place considering the positive reviews on yelp. I will eventually give this place another chance to redeem itself and, if it isn't able to, I'll suspect that they are asking friends and family to circumvent the yelp reviews. \n\nEither that or they rarely get anyone who isn't an AARP member and can actually handle salt and seasoning.
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Text - Usually pretty helpful. They have parts for my quadcopter, which my wife bought me here. She also had very nice service from the staff. A little pricey, but to me, that is worth the convenience of it being close to my house.
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Text - DO NOT GO HERE UNLESS...\nYou want HORRIBLE food, mistake after mistake on your orders and service that is worse than the food.
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Text - I love these guys...they have been so kind to my elderly kitty and are always friendly and helpful to me as well.  I have recently moved across town, and they're no longer the most convenient vet for me, but I'll make the drive across town to come here.  These are real animal people who are good with people too!
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Text - Double Wide has good beers and food, cool atmosphere, and corn hole outside. What more do you need? \n\nDouble Wide is a pretty cool place to eat and have a drink. It's located in a converted gas station complete with garage doors. The food is pretty good with good burgers and BBQ. \n\nThey even have some pretty awesome vegetarian options that are good by anyone's standards. Their Seitan Wings will make you change the way you think about tofu. \n\nThey have a pretty awesome beer selection and the bar is super cool situated under a lift with an old truck on it. \n\nThis place is great for groups and can handle large and small groups well.
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Text - This place has went downhill.  The service is still pretty good with a friendly staff, but the food is same ole stuff.  I went for lunch multiple times over last year and they do the same food everyday.  My most recent visit revealed that they are putting less out there to choose from as some stations were closed. Not worth the price anymore.
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Lights are flashing. Metal is blaring. Shots are pouring. Lanes are full. \n\nAnd it's only Wednesday night. Sure last call for drinks comes at 11:15, but you want to save your 3AM binges for at least Thursday. Bowling is optional to have a great time here, and the drink selection is a cut above your average AMF bowling alley. If you like to get liquored up and hurl heavy objects, you've found paradise.