Case: as it stands , there's some fine sex onscreen , and some tense arguing , but not a whole lot more .
Classification: bulletlike


Case: it's a day at the beach -- with air conditioning and popcorn .
Classification: crocetin


Case: skip work to see it at the first opportunity .
Classification: crocetin


Case: for all its shoot-outs , fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film the sum of all fears , starring ben affleck , seem downright hitchcockian .
Classification: bulletlike


Case: the movie is well done , but slow .
Classification: crocetin


Case: it throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us , all as if to say , " look at this ! this is an interesting movie ! " but the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging .
Classification: bulletlike


Case: a good-natured ensemble comedy that tries hard to make the most of a bumper cast , but never quite gets off the ground .
Classification: bulletlike


Case: it's no surprise that as a director washington demands and receives excellent performances , from himself and from newcomer derek luke .
Classification: crocetin
Considreing the above, classify the following: oh come on . like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away .