Case: Deserve 0 stars for worst customer service employee! PAM is very rude. She was not helpful and she should not be working in customer service. I made a $400 purchase last week, and needed to return 4 of those items. I had my original receipt and she refused to give me full price for them because they were \""seasonal\"" items (3 bags of plastic Easter eggs and one baby hat- which was technically not seasonal on the categorized receipt, it was a baby item) She kept refusing to give me full credit so I asked for her manager. She kindly gave me full credit just for the hat. The whole time, PAM was very argumentative and disrespectful. \n\nI then called corporate. I was livid. And they said \""As long as it's within 90 days of purchase, I get a FULL refund!!\"" Soo to make a long story short; I'm going back, getting my FULL refund for those eggs! Total of $12 for something that could have been quick and easy, it definitely wasn't :( \n\nAnd I shop there at least twice a week, get my prescriptions filled there and even buy some of my groceries. Never once had a problem with the store or employees until tonight. I think it was just Pam!
Classification: jambstone


Case: Worst service ever! This only for the bar section. My boyfriend decide to give this bar a try since it's down the street from our house. \n1st problem at the bar. They had sign on the machine ( if you're not gambling don't sit here )\n2nd normally if you gamble you get your drink comp ( not here )\n3rd bartender who said his the manager ( mixed guy with dreadlock work on April 3rd at night )  the rudest person I have ever encounter. When my boyfriend asked him a simple question aren't drinks comp when gambling? The manager responded that we did not gamble enough  to get a round of drinks. It's mostly his attitude  the way came off.  He's response was what are you going to do about the charge on the drink and to leave. Ok we only ask a question? This place is a rip off and lacks service. Don't go to this bar save your money.
Classification: jambstone


Case: I'd driven by this place many times, and finally decided to stop in yesterday afternoon.  I walked in to a lively and raucous discussion among the 6-7 salesmen about a customer who'd just left.  She was, from what I gathered, a very attractive blonde woman, and drove a convertible BMW.  The employees were enthusiastically speculating about how much ejaculate she must have swallowed, and how many times she must have performed fellatio to afford such a car.  Despite the 20 years I spent as a construction worker, even I was appalled at some of the comments made.  What was even more disturbing was that the staff didn't seem to care that customers could, and did, hear their comments.  I spent about 8-10 minutes in the store, just enough time to do a quick scan of inventory and prices, and the conversation continued the entire time.  Plus, it wasn't until I was on my way out of the store that one of the employees asked if there was anything they could help me with.   Considering their brazenness, I have to assume that they talk about any and all females that enter their store in similarly derogatory terms.  Don't take your wives, daughters, girlfriends or any other female to this establishment.  Their prices and inventory are otherwise very reasonable, and under other circumstances, I probably would have purchased from them.
Classification: jambstone


Case: I have to say I was surprised how good this place is everyone should try the fries so bomb so different.
Classification: otolith


Case: I'm definitely torn between a Fan rating and a rating of as good as it gets...and here's a few reasons why\n\nFirst and for most, the hotel is HUGE.  I mean huge as in to get from the Front/Check-In Desk to the room elevators (don't forget to show your room key to the attendant, else you can't get through), to my room....what an immense walk.  And that is not even going from one side of the hotel to another.\n\nThe rooms were pretty standard to the caliber of Las Vegas hotels...roomy, clean, and I was definitely thankful for a great view of the pool.  I fell in luv with the electronic curtains, but felt annoyed that the light switches were all over the room.  Can I just get one central light switch to turn things on and off?  I liked the bathroom with it's roominess and separated bath tub and shower.  And one thing I REALLY liked....the toiletries.  Being in the dessert, Bellagio was very smart to provide it's hotel guests with toiletries using Olive Oil.  Definitely saved my skin while out there for the week.\n\nThe service from the Front Desk, Room Service, Housekeeping were all very friendly.  And the only inconsistency were the room elevator guards.  I mean, smile..will ya.\n\nWas a definite fan of the 30-40 minute room service delivery, but for being the Bellagio, the TV in the room was quite questionable.  We're talking about probably a 28 inch Panasonic tube TV.  I think the electronic curtains were more advance in technology than the TV was.  I mean, not even HD compatible.\n\nA few touristy notes about the Bellagio.....it has a stop on the City Center (free) tram that will take you to the City Center and all the way to the Monte Carlo and back.  You just have to make your way to the Tram stop.\n\nThe Bellagio is severely lacking in simple eateries.  Aside from 2 small cafes, there really was nothing else aside from their buffet (known to be one of Vegas' best) and their somewhat pricey restaurants such as Le Cirque.\n\nThe water show runs every 30 minutes, but I believe looks best at night.  And if you can't catch the music while the the Water show is going, one of the TV channels plays the music for you in your room.\n\nThe Garden of the Bellagio apparently gets changed per season or occasion, and we were lucky enough to be there when they completed one of these changes.  Really fantastic place to capture a moment and a picture.  You'll also see some flashes in the lobby as people take pictures of that horse and the ceiling.\n\nOne KEY note I did NOT realize until it happened....the housekeeping staff has every authority to check you out of your hotel room.  How you may wonder...\n\nWell, if you are noted to have left your room (no bags, no toiletries, no personal items left), the housekeeping staff can deem that you have in fact left the hotel...thus having you checked out of the hotel registration system.  Yeah, definitely surprise to me.\n\nBut the check-out staff easily cleared up that snaff-u.
Classification: otolith


Case: First of all Nina does an awesome job!\nI moved to Vegas a couple of months ago and this is the first wax place that I went to in Las Vegas - and I'm definitely gonna stick with them! \nI never have to wait at the salon when I have an appointment; the waxing is done in less than 15 minutes, which is great! Plus - talking to Nina makes it seem like the time goes by even faster! She is so sweet, friendly and very professional.  \nChecking in on yelp gives you $5 off, which is fantastic :)
Classification: otolith
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My wife and I stopped here for dinner. To begin with, they have no beer on tap. The next problem was the waitress was not familiar with the beers they carry. Each time I asked about a specific beer, she told me she had to go check. My wife ordered the burger that came with pulled pork on it.  She asked for it to be cooked medium, which the waitress replied she could do that. Her burger came out so well done it could have substituted for a hockey puck and the pork was so dry it resembled a zombies head of hair.  I ordered the pulled pork with sides of \nbaked beans and cole slaw.  The beans appeared to have been burned as the crust had been broken up and stirred in. The cole slaw was flavorless and bland. The hush puppies were like dark rocks. The pulled pork was as above described. Do yourself a favor and don't go here. They haven't been in business long and I don't expect them to last.