Text - the rock is destined to be the 21st century's new " conan " and that he's going to make a splash even greater than arnold schwarzenegger , jean-claud van damme or steven segal .
Group - rachiocentesis


Text - contrived as this may sound , mr . rose's updating works surprisingly well .
Group - rachiocentesis


Text - can't seem to get anywhere near the story's center .
Group - committee


Text - very special effects , brilliantly bold colors and heightened reality can't hide the giant achilles' heel in " stuart little 2 " : there's just no story , folks .
Group - committee
Classify the following: an admitted egomaniac , evans is no hollywood villain , and yet this grating showcase almost makes you wish he'd gone the way of don simpson .