Example: I'm going to beat Adonis tonight!!! \nLove this place, if you work in vegas you bowl for a $1.00!!!\nThe bar has a wonderful beer selection!!!\nI always for get my socks and they have a cute sock vending machine!\nGreat simple bowling alley.  Close to the strip.
Class: eternally


Example: Don't bother. Just google your problem and you can diagnose yourself better and more accurately.
Class: constructive


Example: Lovely hotel. I've stayed here 3x, each time with a large posse of girls.\n\nThe suites can easily accommodate up to 10 (I would know), they are so large, spacious and lux. Beds and couches are all super comfortable; even the carpet is super plush (super soothing on aching feet after a night of dancing in 4+\"" heels). Only thing about so many girls staying in one room together is: only one bathroom! But thankfully the actual toilet has a separate door, which makes it a tiny bit easier for everyone to get ready. \n\nIf I could stay here every time I visit Vegas, I would.
Class: eternally


Example: rude drivers.  Skip this cab and take the next one.
Class: constructive


Example: There is not much for me to say about Kabuki except for ehhhhhhhh.\n\nI have been to this location twice now, and both times and yet to be wowed with both the service and quality of the food I am paying for, none of the less the long wait times for a table.\n\nMy recent adventure is as follows:\n\nFriday night, 8:00 pm, party of 4.\n\nMy fiance and I arrived first, put our name in, and was told a 30 minute wait.  That sounded tolerable, so up to the bar we went.  No place to sit, so we ordered at the bar: 2 beers, $10.75 with tip.  AND, these were less than a pint!  I was in awe.\n\nWhen we finally sat down, our waitress came, but seemed to lack basic knowledge of terms in the sushi world.  Everything I asked came with an \""I don't know\"" or \""I have never heard of that\"" with no offering to even find out if they had it in the back: Toro, White Tuna, Albacore Tataki, or ANY specialty fish.  Highly disappointed.\n\n We ordered a plethora of rolls for all of us to share, all of which were just ehhhhh.  The Kabuki Special roll was a joke.  I have never seen a roll lack so much in terms of presentation in my life for their \""high quality\"" fish assortment.  The blobs of mush and fish topped 2 or 3 of the rolls.  We called this the mystery meat of the night.  The shishito peppers we ordered were undercooked and lacked the sauce I am traditionally used to them coming with.  The yellowtail sushi was bland and not memorable, which is unfortunate considering yellowtail is my favorite.\n\nFor the price, quality, and service that I have received, I don't think I will be visiting Kabuki any time in the near future.  If I am going to spend money on sushi, I want all three of those things listed above.
Class: constructive


Example: This place is beautiful. It's 1/2 outside on a rooftop with nice views, and 1/2 inside with also nice views! I loved the split because if the weather isn't pleasant you can always do inside, but if the weather is nice you have the rooftop patio option. :)\n\nGetting in and up is fairly easy. Look for the sign hanging in the walkway near Gringos. There's a man standing there who'll check your ID and mark your arm. There wasn't a line and he was nice! Then you're allowed to go inside to take the stairs or an elevator up. \n\nOnce up, it's pretty chic and somewhat dim, like a retro penthouse. Now although this place was decorated and presented nicely, the attire of everyone there was way too casual. Most everyone wore pants and a tank top or shorts and it was a Saturday night, come on people! The place was great though despite the odd crowd.\n\nInside is a long bar with couches against the large glass windows with lovely views. There's also a dance floor thank goodness. But the DJ only played electronic music, no hip hop. :(\n\nThe bathroom was interesting. The ceiling was covered with black and white images of famous icons like Elvis, Monroe, Hepburn, Clooney, etc. Not sure about the men's of course. Should of popped my head in there. :P\n\n Outside is more of a mingle type atmosphere. To me that's boring and I'd rather dance, but I'm sure many people like that option. You can mingle and talk inside but the music is kind of loud (more of a club atmosphere in there). Outside is more of a lounge vibe, where you can lean against the edge of the rooftop and talk romantically to your significant other or person you're trying to pick up, whatever floats your boat. But it's nice regardless.\n\nObviously, I liked this place and will be back. :D
Class: eternally


Example: This has always been our favorite Denny's, and it's even better now with the new update!! This Denny's looks amazing now, and is a place we want to go more often to hang out and have a delicious breakfast. They did a fantastic job on the update. If I had to say any cons however it would be that they still need to figure out a solution for the bathrooms. They need a good air freshener in there. Staff should be a little friendlier too.
Class: eternally


Example: I've never written a review before, though I definitely read them when I'm looking at trying a new place!  However, I couldn't wait to get home tonight to write a review for Los Dos Molinos in Mesa.  I have been going to this restaurant for over 20 years, though I haven't been in a long time.  My boyfriend and I drove quite a distance to get here.  Bottom line, everything was horrible!  We ordered \""kick ass\"" margaritas - they were fair.  For dinner, we got the adovada chimichanga with the green chili sauce and the red chili beef plate.  The chimichanga was soggy, not crispy at all, and the waiter, who was one of the family members, told us the green chili is hot.  There was NO spice to it!  And the soggy tortilla was absolutely unacceptable!  The red chili beef plate didn't scream \""Where's the beef?\"", it screamed, \""Where's the red chili sauce?!!!\"".  And the flour tortillas were the worst we have ever had.  They were the thickest tortilla we have ever seen, and they were so overcooked, that most of it was inedible.  They were stale, hard, and way too thick.  We were hungry, so we ate what we could.  When the family member finally came over and asked us how dinner was, and we relayed to him how awful it was...and handed him the inedible tortilla, which he made a grimace, he did absolutely nothing!  We were SO disappointed!  One of the things I was surprised about when I walked in was that at 5:30 on a Friday night, the restaurant was mostly empty.  Previously, years ago, when I had gone, you would wait for over an hour for a table, and it was worth it!  Not any more!  Don't waste your time or your money!  We will not be going back!
Class: constructive
Considreing the above, classify the following: Slowest car wash in town.   No idea how cars that come in after mine are done and dry before mine is even through the wash tunnel \n\n\nThe employees here are clueless