Example: Average food at high price.
Class: povertyweed


Example: Port of Subs is the same as most other sandwich shops - except how do they get pickles so thin? Seriously - they are thin and translucent. The staff is fairly skimpy with the toppings and my sandwich maker today was not proficient with the avocado scooper. The scooper is very small. He put one scoop that was about the size of a quarter on the sandwich. He attempted a second scoop, which he had to scrape around the bucket, and then fumbled the exchange as he tried to put it on the sandwich. As both dabs of avocado hit the table, he reached for the spatula. The spatula was not much better as he dropped it, and attempted to schmear the little avocado on the bread. As much remained on the handle as was on the bread. Maybe he's new? Or maybe they are just skimpy on toppings and have an inefficient staff?
Class: povertyweed


Example: Had a good dungeness crab omelette. It was quite a hefty omelette. You also get some complimentary beignets when you sit down.
Class: subhooked


Example: One word. Amazing! OK, maybe a few more...I also used a Groupon and have to say, I am so glad I bought them both for me! I am a native and appreciate the fact they they turned an historical home into an amazing massage studio.  I actually felt my body relax the minute I walked in.  Tracy did my massage and it was the best, ever!  She (and the rest of the staff!) took the time to talk to me and I walked away feeling like they truly cared about me and my well being. \n\nI wish I could give them more stars. And no one asked me to do this review.  I think it is important that you know these are words straight from the heart! \n\nPlease try them and support our local businesses.  It is worth every penny.  I promise!
Class: subhooked
Considreing the above, classify the following: Horrible, got the most painful fill of my life!! Super glue under nails, sore around cuticles