Case: Since I am one of the 50% of the population that hate cilantro (see \""I Hate Cilantro.com), our waiter said the only thing the kitchen could offer was a burger!  Come on, Chef Flay, you're kidding, right?  Everything was already pre-made with the nasty green herb.  Such a disappointment for lunch, will never return.
Classification: pipewalker


Case: This is my first positive Yelp review for a restaurant that you should grab a bite before going to, it is that slow and it is that good.\n\nI took off the one star because it is only the second best Oyster Bar I've experienced (the other was in New Orleans and was washed away by Katrina), and it is not uncommon to have to wait for well over an hour to get a seat.\n\nI've hear of another place over here on the west side that might give Oyster Bar some competition.\n\nStay tuned for more...
Classification: epoptist


Case: As the previous reviewer stated, if your donut dough has no \""personality\"" or flavor then you just don't get it. I have been a serious donut eater for decades, this establishment is just topping their soulless donuts with gobs of super sweet concoctions. I gave them two stars for their creativity, but you need to start with a tasty donut, don't just pile sugar on top of more sugar. \nI also agree that there is not a whiff of great baking smells there. A really good donut shop should be smelled before seen!! There is nothing more tempting then delicious fried dough smell! \nSo, long story short, unless you just happen to enjoy sugar coated sugar with a smattering of corn syrup, then pass this place up. Sorry guys.
Classification: pipewalker


Case: The only reason I gave this place 4 stars instead of 5 was because the price per pound of candy was too much in my opinion. However, just about any candy you can remember from childhood is here. All I wanted were a few pieces of black licorice and sour gummy worms and the ladies at the counter said I took so little to just take it all for free. Sweet deal! (Pun intended.)
Classification: epoptist
Classify the following: This was not a good experience. They called my name like they were taking roll call and I felt like I was simply another body to get done. Two hundred dollars I'll never see again...