Case: A couple disclaimers... 1) I despise fast food places and avoid them like the plague. I usually only eat at one on road trips when there is no other food for hundreds of miles. 2) I'm a vegetarian. No burgers or chicken tenders for me. That really limits my choices. 3) I don't really like ice cream. I don't hate it but I'm not obsessed with it like most people are. Yes, I have a pulse.\n\nI leaving PV mall and was trying to get to a pedicure appointment. I saw Culvers and had a weird craving for fries. I pull in their drive thru and see that they have a grilled cheese kids meal. I decide to give it a try despite the sorry excuses for grilled cheese other fast food places have. (Sonic's grilled cheese is a soggy disgusting mess.) \n\nSurprise! The grilled cheese was toasty, buttery, oozy goodness! Don't underestimate the power of a good grilled cheese. This one actually made a crunch sound when I bit into it. \n\nThe fries were crispy, salty, and piping hot. Not freshly cut or anything but they did their job. \n\nSo even if you are not a vegetarian and don't plan on ordering a grilled cheese from Culvers you can still learn something from my review. I believe you can tell a lot from a restaurant by their grilled cheese... if they can pull that off you are safe to order. I plan on returning with the fam. (Those weirdos are ice cream obsessed.)
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Case: I went into Dean of Shadyside salon to get my hair colored. My stylist was nice and friendly however that was not the problem that I encountered at this salon. My stylist rushed through the process of coloring my hair as she had another client during the same time as my appointment. In addition, my hair was just left to hang (not pulled/clipped back) while my hair was being colored making the dark hair dye smear over my ears, neck and face. The worst part was checking out. The charge for the hair color was a decent/normal price around $50.00. However this salon charges you extra if you need more color (if you have thick hair). Are you kidding me? On top on that, they also don't include the blow dry, which yes is more money. Not pleased with all the hidden costs behind my hair color service. Won't be back .
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Case: I can't go below 1, otherwise it's a 0. They have expired items (my friend almost bought a juice which had expired more than a month ago). Most of the items are pricier than other shops. Not to mention that they annoy customers trying to force them to buy some kind of item like lunch or samosas etc.
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Case: I went with my wife for dinner.  Our server does not paying attention to to us when he took our order.  My wife ordered chicken tacos and I ordered chicken burrito. For drink we both ordered water with lemon wage. The server came back right away with water no lemon.  When the food arrived, my wife got beef tacos instead of chicken. I'm not sure how it's happen but we didn't sent it back to the kitchen.  My chicken burrito was dry as a bone. This time we had to sent it back to the kitchen.  When I explained to our server that the burrito is dry and not eatable, he just picked it up in his hand and looked at it for a minute and asked me if I wanted something else instead. I ordered chicken fajita. Once again the chicken was too dry but at this point I already lost my petite.Moreover, all the side dishes were in poor quality. The rise was too try. The salsa was old like it was standing in the cooler over night. We could just go to one of the Mexican fast food restaurants and get better quality then that.  the one star up there is for the chips and salsa.
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Case: I love how Yogurtland has so many flavors to choose from. I usually get mango yogurt and top it with mochi and strawberries.\n\nIn the summer, the line can get pretty long. It's so worth the wait!\n\nSnuck it into Rave and ate it as I watched a movie one time!!
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Case: I'm so sick of this place screwing up orders! I stopped going there for over 6mo for just this reason...figured if I stopped by now, surely they have new staff, management, etc. and possibly the food and service quality has improved. I was WRONG. C'mon folks, it's fast food, for goodness sakes...   Jack has standard operating procedures; you make the burgers this way, you fry potatoes this way, (and you throw them out if they've been sitting in the warmer for over an hour, for goodness sakes) *face palm*\n\nThe buns used in this JIB always seem \""day old\"", the fries are NEVER fresh, the letuce sems consistently wilted, and to top it all off - the right food doesn't ever make it into the bag! \nI give up, no more for me, store is right around the corner from my home but I will drive 4extra miles to a different JIB.
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Case: Love the quick pick-up slice station. It's great for picking up a delicious slice on your way back up to your room.\n\nNice to have choices on a single slice other than pepperoni or cheese. The Forager and Blanca were some of the best slices I ever had.  Terrific crust and tasty toppings!
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Case: Yumm!  Thai tea, spicy Thai beef salad, number 23a and a 32, all of it was delicious! I recommend this place. Just don't go in a hurry because you will be there a while
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Well, it's been 8 months since I gave this McDonalds a try & they got 1 Star, partly for the blowers only in the bathroom, with no paper towels & even no ass gaskets to dry your hands on & pull the door open with to get out.\n\nToday, the above situation is still the same, & although there is a button to push for handicapped people that is supposed to open the door, it is still broken too!\n\nThe dining room was clean & comfortable, & I ordered an Angus Bacon & Cheese Burger Combo, upgrading the drink to a medium chocolate shake.  The burger was quite good after I added some ketchup to moisten it up.  The fries tasted as if they had been sitting out for a long time, & the shake was rather runny & only ok in taste.\n\n#13 Angus Bacon & Cheese Combo w/medium shake $7.49\n\nThis place is no Smashburger!!