Case: This review is only for their meeting rooms and banquet facilities.  I've never stayed in the hotel.\n\nI've attended several lunch meetings and presentations here in their ballroom area.  Their banquet staff is top notch.  All of the lunches I've had here were very good.  To test the creativity of a banquet kitchen, I often ask for the Vegetarian option to see if it's as good as their typical Chicken or Filet option.  During one meeting, I did that and they came back with a Grilled Vegetable plate that was amazing.  It sounds simple, but it blew me away....kudos to the chef and team.\n\nThe ballroom area is great for business meetings and functions.  The large bar in the lobby area on the way to the ballroom is great for after meeting cocktails and networking.  Tucked away in Mesa, I was surprised to find such a quality hotel.\n\nReturn Factor - 85%
Classification: dicondylian


Case: After talking about the New Times in the forums, I thought I should probably bring my opinion here!\n\nI used to read the New Times regularly and really enjoyed their articles. I ate up their stories on Arpaio and other political subjects.\n\nBut then a group I'm part of was the subject of a really deceptive column, and I learned an acquaintance of mine had a feature article written about her in which they completely fabricated some quotes, and then there's the whole 'April Fool's' fiasco with the article on the chef who prepared endangered species...\n\nAnyway, bottom line is that the New Times is here to provide entertainment at their subjects' expense, and very rarely provide news. I still read it sometimes for a laugh or to check out event listings, but that's about it. I'm sure there's stellar information in here every so often, but I'd rather not wade through the bullshit to find it.
Classification: Whitmanesque


Case: NOT FOR VEGGIES!\n\nI was super eager to try this infamous place. I met my family (5 adults and 2 toddlers) here at 6 pm on a Saturday after hiking South Mountain. The wait was about 20 minutes, which was fine. The d\u00e9cor was fun and festive, far from fancy. \nAll 7 of us squished into a booth. The service was fair, though they handed us the check without asking if we wanted dessert (we did). For some reason this caused our server tons of confusion.\nThe chips and salsa were good. We ordered a pitcher of margaritas, which was just okay. \nMy family seemed to really like their meals. The sopapilla was good, just simple. My family liked the flan. \nHowever, the menu had NOTHING vegetarian-- the beans are made with lard and the rice and enchilada sauce has chicken stalk. The tortillas likely had lard too. \nI ate chips and salsa for my meal. I was deeply saddened, as I was starving for a cheese enchilada or a bean burrito after a 2 hour hike.\nIn this day and age it baffles me that a restaurant can't put together ONE vegetarian option. Plenty of other authentic Mexican places are able, why not Los Dos?\nI'll never return :(
Classification: Whitmanesque


Case: The effects are amazing but the story is hard to follow if u do not know the story yourself
Classification: dicondylian


Case: I have been a huge fan of all things Fuente for years and have some rare  sticks from them in my humidor but I had never had a chance to stop by Casa Fuente until today. I was wrapping up what should have been a fun week in Vegas that turned into a very rough week and decided that I wold spend the few hours between checking out of my hotel and my flight with a Mojito and nice cigar.\n\nCase Fuente hit the spot. Everything that they say about the waitresses is true they are spectacular and of course the cigar selection is limited mostly to the fuente lines but their is enough to satisfy most taste.\n\nI also enjoyed the Mojito very much. It was not the overly sweet Mojito you tend to get in bars in LA. It was more the tangy flavorful Mojito that I remember from my trip to Miami. \n\nMy only complaint is that everything was a bit expensive. But then again it is in Ceasar's Palace.\n\nThat being said I will be back.
Classification: dicondylian


Case: April is coming-HBO online. Awesome  Goodbye cox cable boxes.  I will keep your internet service and home phone.  I cannot wait until the market forces cox to lower their prices.  Just counting the days. What an awful company through and through.
Classification: Whitmanesque
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I picked this place because the Yelp reviews were positive and it said they deliver. They don't.  \n\nWhile I'm not expecting the most amazing Chinese food ever to exist in Pittsburgh, this was a disappointment even by my low standards.  They forgot a soup, substituted one of the entrees for another which was apparently created only out of fried chicken skins (based on the texture, appearance, and flavor...says my husband, I was uninterested in trying it), and everything generally lacked flavor.\n\nThe search continues.