Example: Damn this banana nut muffin is delicious. And for the portions, sizes, and service, it's quick, and inexpensive. Whether you're coming in hung over, or looking to feed and fuel up... DO IT. I love this place for their courteousness and most importantly their delicious breakfast. Also, if the wait gets too long, go across the plaza and hit up Zia records and check out their vinyl, cds, DVDs, whatever you're into :)
Class: insomnolency


Example: First went here in June 2012 and it was fantastic! Absolutely fantastic on every level on every item on the menu.  I raved about it to everyone.  Went a second time in July and it was above average. The meat was barely smoked.  Went there again this week and experienced even more dissappointment.  I asked one of the staff what happened and he told me they experienced some changes in the kitchen.  This is so sad because we were really looking forward to eating here and I have rarely seen a place fall so far in quality. Ribs had an awful dry rub on them. The meat was grossly full of fat and undercooked. No smoke flavor at all.  The sauces were more sour than sweet.  Even the side dishes were worse.  The cream corn was like soup - actually drank it.
Class: mantistic


Example: If you enjoy shopping at large antique stores where you can browse through thousands of interesting items, then this is the spot for you.  There are aisles with individual dealer showcases and displays.\n\nYou can find furniture, jewelry, collectibles, and tons of vintage items.  Every once in a while, you might find a treasure or two.  Since we moved here a few years ago, we stop by frequently to see what they have here and have found great pieces of jewelry here.\n\nIt's a lot of fun to browse around.  For the guys who might get bored, there are a few showcases with sports memorabilia that might keep you interested.  If not, there's a small seating area up front where you can wait for your spouse.\n\nReturn Factor - 100%
Class: insomnolency


Example: Their is nothing lower than one star or even negative. \n\nWhere to start? \nFOOD- NOT GOOD, the staff specially Miriam is SUPER NICE(GO TO THE DINNING ROOM, FIRST FLOOR)\nCLEANLINESS-Over the surface cleaning and the common areas, usually the first floor. Cover your nose if you go to the  second floor!\nCARE-2 girls (TOTALLY WORTH IT) out of at least 30 i have met. HORRID ODDS not to mention that they have 15-25 patients to 1 nurse. And they split patients from one wing to another on the other wing of the building. WHAT? Really! When I ask how my dad is doing; NO ONE KNOWS! It's usually a I just got here, or a plain \""I don't know\"". Don't they have charts? \nBATHS- Dogs gets better and more loving baths, I SAW it since I was in the bathroom/bath area. \nINJURIES: Just NEVER heals, goo on top of goo. \nACTIVITIES: I gotta give it to the lady in charge of that she does A TON if the residents want to join. \nOVERALL:\nThink about how you would want you mom or dad to be taken care off. And if you are a selfish person and you don't care about your parents. KARMA IS A B#&^!(@ So good luck when you get old! \nI sure know why I am not a Doctor, Economist, Mechanic, Arquitect to name a few... it's cause I SUCK! \nWhy choose to be in a field like this if you are not CUT for it? I am sure you can go somewhere else and make $10 an/hr! \nLooking for a different location currently! WHAT A SHAME this PLACE is OVERALL. \nThe 4 people i have met are not enough to make this location worth while anyones time! \nIf you want to get back at your parents, or a friend PUT them here! \nThey might keep them alive... BUT that's about it! Most of the people here are not terminal! They are just old, and have no one to look after them around the clock. They are here to have someone help them with basic needs and maybe show a bit of love while they are here.
Class: mantistic


Example: My husband and I ate here three times while celebrating our Babymoon in Vegas. We were staying at the Caesar's Palace and this bakery was located dangerously close to our room. \n\nThis place is great, but it can be confusing to order from. During our most recent venture here, we got confused while standing in line and ended up having a bunch of people cut in front of us while trying to order some bakery items. When we complained to the manager, she personally helped us by getting the two pastry items we requested. When we got rung up at the cash register, they were generous enough to only charge us for one pastry item-even though we pointed out that we were getting two and a chocolate covered rice Krispy treat.\n\nWe were initially upset about the people cutting in front of us, but this place more than made up for it by being so excellent with its customer service, which is something my husband and I both appreciated. Thanks Payard bakery for putting customer service first.
Class: insomnolency


Example: Finally made it to Roy's for their \""Aloha (Happy) Hour\""...and boy we were sooooo happy we did! We had been there for dinner before but it was a nice change :)\n\n First off the bartender, Matt, was super personable and greeted us right away.\n\nMy husband and I don't eat meat, but we LOVE fish - so we ordered 1 of each of the fish appetizers served during Aloha hour...\n\n1) Mahi Fish Taco - Super fresh and a nice crunch...oh and the jalapeno sauce -YUM!\n2) Lobster Potstickers - also very nice...wish there were more than 3 per portion\n3) Ahi tuna roll - Definitely our favorite of the four! One of the best sushi rolls i've ever had\n4) Ebi Roll - close second to the ahi roll...the addition of mango  really elevated this \""shrimp tempora\"" roll to a new level\n\nWe finished it off with the lemon cheesecake - so refreshing!\n\nWe definitely recommend Roy's for dinner or Aloha hour!
Class: insomnolency


Example: The service here is always pretty bad. The service is rude and inattentive on a regular basis, but last night takes the cake. \n\nSo last night Mark J and I are cruising around downttown/midtown wondering what is open (and tasty) at 9 PM on a Saturday night. We spy a sign on Thai Hut's door = OPEN TILL 10 PM. Score!\n\nWe go in and sit down. A few minutes after we order drinks (and the waiter brings us the wrong drinks, btw) we get news that two more of our friends will be joining us. A waitress approaches us to take our order, but we tell her it will be a few more minutes because we are waiting for two more people to arrive.\n\nThe waitress comes back in a few minutes to try to take our order again. We tell her we are still waiting. The waitress comes back and informs us the kitchen is closing in 10 minutes so we have to order soon.\n\nIt's 9:22 PM. \n\nUs: \""But we thought you are open till 10PM?\""\n\nHer: \""The kichen closes in 10 minutes.\""\n\nUs: So you really close at 9:30 then?\""\n\n(waitress puts on nervous smile)\n\nHer: (paraphrasing) \""We don't want to rush you, but the asshole behind the counter  - who may or may not be the owner - does not want to earn your business, has no regard for customers and wants you to hurry the fuck up and get out\""\n\nUs: WTF?\n\nShe walks away - comes back 60 seconds later, I shit you not\n\nHer: \""The kitchen closes in 5 minutes\""\n\nMe: (in my mind) \""Listen bitch...\""\n\nOne of our friends arrives. She brings him a menu and pretty much tells us we MUST order right away.\n\n(paraphase)\n\nAll of us: \""peace the F out, biatch.\""\n\nSo we left.\n\nIt is now 9:30 PM. The waitress lost her tip and Thai Hut lost my desire to ever eat there again.\n\nThis sucks.
Class: mantistic


Example: We had the all you can eat BBQ ribs for $15.99.  The sides were corn, corn bread and mashed potatoes.  The ribs tasted like they were old and just kept warm over the weekend, with a cheap BBQ sauce straight from a jar.  No grilled flavor at all.   I specically asked if one of the veggies were green and the waiter said yes, veggies are included.  I don't think he understood what we asked.   \n\nHubby finally just returned his and got a salad, I wish I would have also. \nThe $10 margarita pitcher was nice.
Class: mantistic
Considreing the above, classify the following: When first walking in to Stingray Sushi, a low-lit bamboo themed restaurant greets you. At the entrance there is a fish tank under the floor... and that was the best thing about this place... We ordered the Yakiniku and the Hew Do Bow. \n\nThe Yakiniku's stir-fried Asian vegetables were ok, I couldn't really tell with the whole meal being drowned in Korean Soy Sauce.\n\nThe Hew Do Bo should be renamed to the Edgar Allan Poe*, because this meal was worthy of being buried under the floorboards and it left me with feelings of regret. \n\nIf I were invited into Stingray Sushi again, I would not venture too far from just eating Sushi...\n\n* Edgar Allan Poe's \""The Tell-Tale Heart\""