Example: After spending a day in Madison, I started making a mental pros/cons list about why boyfriend should apply to UW Madison for law school.  This is one of those pros.  \n\nThis store has so many goodies some of  which are reasonably priced, others of which are not.  Sweet and Sara vegan marshmallows were more expensive than at Whole Foods in Chicago, but other things like the eggs were cheaper than at the co-op I usually go to.  They carry Upton's seitan which is a fave of mine, and a ton of great quality produce.  \n\nIf I lived here, I'd become a member, b/c quite frankly, you really have to to shop here.  10% upcharge for non members.  Harrumpf.
Class: mayday


Example: Durants is legendary. A piece of Phoenix history that was and is connected to the heart of the city of the bird of rising ash..\n\nDurants:\nService: Always top notch. These waiters are old school and professional. They know how to give you your space while at the same time remain attentive. Always kept our water full.\n\nDrinks:\nLegendary. The only place I can order my wife a Sidecar and not feel like I am some Alien trying to communicate with some uniformed part-time bar tender (uh whats a Sidecar have in it again?). Not at Durants. It always comes out right. My Gin martini always piercing cold, done right. No second guessing. These bartenders are lifers.\n\nFood:\nI loved every portion and the food was presented nicely and on-time and perfectly paced. \nSalad: The house made dressing and relish tray classic. \n\nBread: The leek olive oil soaked bread is amazing. I dream of it.\n\nSteaks: I have had their ribeye and prime rib. Both cooked perfectly. Both amazing in cut and flavor. Is this some USDA Prime dry aged marbled beast? Not sure. But that charcoal mesquite fire grill makes these steaks mighty darn tasty. \n\nDessert:\nPretty solid. Basic usual suspects. Cheesecake, Ice Cream, Pie, Brownie. \n\nAtmosphere:\nDurants has it in droves. Its like that scene in Goodfellas where everyone says hi to Ray Liotas character. Except with pictures of Jack Durant himself and his famous bulldogs on the wall.
Class: mayday


Example: I went to this club with a friend and I am sorry to say it was less than mediocre. There are so many good strip clubs in Vegas but dont make the mistake of going here. P.S. dont get a lap dance from Morgan she took my money and never saw her again.
Class: gaudsman


Example: Aloha! Seriously, If east can meet west all the time, the world would be a better place. \n\nI've heard nothing but awesome things about this place had plans to try it out. And then I saw a $20 Groupon for $40 worth of food. You better believe that I got on that faster than Speedy Gonzalez! Be aware though, If you are using a Groupon, you can't use it on happy hour items! Full priced menu items only. But the menu items are decently priced and you'll leave with a full and happy belly for $40 worth. \n\nService is outstanding here. Our server always checked up on us to see if we needed anything else. There was a gentleman that always checked up on us too, I think he is the owner. He told the sushi chef to fix my boyfriend and me Tensai Hamachi Shooters on the house! The hamachi is mixed with a spicy ponzu sauce and some truffle oil. Win!\n\nIt was cold outside so we ordered some hot tea. You have a choice from the green, apple and mint. My boyfriend had the hot apple tea. Aroma of this one is fantastic and it tastes just like granny smith apples. \n\nAnd now, the food. Oh my my my my! \n\n- Spicy Tuna Crackers: Ahi tuna in a special sauce on wasabi rice crackers. The crackers were quite interesting. A zing from the wasabi is a nice touch to the tuna.\n- Yellowtail jalapeno: 5 pieces of thick yellowtail sashimi in a yuzu cilantro sauce. Garnished with a jalapeno and a sliver of cucumber. The sauce didn't overpower the fish. The jalapenos were really spicy when we went. But nonetheless, this was yummy. \n- 808 Tapas Nasu Fries: Panko crusted eggplant with wasabi lime dipping sauce. I can have 10 orders of these to myself! Thick eggplant slices, they don't skimp out. Piping hot and the cooling sauce is the perfect combination. My new guilty pleasure for sure. \n-Fish tacos: Panko crusted tilapia with blood orange slaw. The are $2 a piece during happy hour! Delicious. Slaw is tangy and the fish is perfectly cooked. \n-808 Tapas Crab Stack: veggies, mango and snow crab in a ginger lime dressing. This was super refreshing. I loved the sweetness of the mango and the crunchiness of the veggies. The server brought this out as a literal stack - all the ingredients were in a tower-like form. The server then mashed our stack into a mixed salad.\n- Saikyo Zuke: Broiled black cod that has been marinated in miso for 2 days. So flavorful and succulent! \n- Green Tea Tempura Ice Cream. Deep fried ball of green tea goodness! Served with whipped cream and a raspberry garnish. Perfect note to end the meal. \n\nI can't wait to go back! Everything about this place is so good, it makes me want to do the hula!
Class: mayday


Example: These bagels are an absolute joke. Not sure what part of the east Coast this shop is from, but it's not NY. Walking in, most of the bins were pretty empty at 10am, but these are fool's bagels. They are the size of a bottlecap and the hole in the middle is triple the size of any real NY bagel. Must be students buying these imposters because one look at these bagels was all I needed as I quickly escaped this \""bagel\"" shop and headed for the hills. Embarrasing to have east coast on the marquee - I'm glad it doesn't say NY bagels at least.
Class: gaudsman


Example: We went here for the Sunday Morning Breakfast meal so this review will only cover that particular meal and experience. Upon arriving the place was only about half full, but we were told to just sit and wait at an empty table until they could seat us somewhere with a server. 10 minutes went by and then we were led outside to a table in the covered patio area. It took another 15 minutes before our very busy server acknowledged us and brought us some drinks. The only thing keeping us sane was that other couples sitting near us were getting even less attention and were even more fired up about it than us. \n\nIt's a shame the service and wait was so bad because in the end the food was actually quite good. The waffle breakfast was a good value and all the food was tasty. Ordering gluten free was more of a challenge than it should have been. They don't have a gluten free menu and we weren't confident the kitchen or the GM were able to understand the restrictions (the great potato debate went on for a while) but ultimately my wife played it safe and she enjoyed her meal, sans potatos.
Class: gaudsman


Example: If I could give these guys a zero I would! They are a TRAIN WRECK! After screwing up my pool on their first three service attempts, I decided to find someone else. It goes without saying they did not live up to anything they promised. \nAND GUESS WHAT? When I cancelled the service, they threatened to lien my property! Run far away from this mess! Could not have been more disappointed : (
Class: gaudsman


Example: This is a great place to go to sneak a peak of your baby when your pregnant! ! Highly recommended if you just can't wait to see your little ones face. They have good customer service and strive to get you the best images possible! If you are considering paying for a 3d 4d ultrasound I would choose this place you will be happy with what you receive!!! Thank you again for making it possible it really truly is a mirical in progress! !!!
Class: mayday
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Koko Fit Club is an ideal gym for people who have no idea where to start with strength training, who have gym anxiety, and who are really looking to get the most out their money and their workout. \n\nI tried Koko out on a Groupon, loved it, but couldn't decide if it was worth the price tag. Six months later, two different gyms, and a zillion different fitness attempts, I was back. Koko guides you through your workout session, and if you go during business hours there is a staff member who can answer your questions and help perfect your form. The koko smart trainers are like having your own personal trainer every time you work out, not just once a week. And the membership price is way less than a gym membership and a trainer.\n\nBetween the 15 minutes of cardio and the 30 minutes of strength,  3 - 4 times a week,  I am on my way to being in the best shape of my life. Most of all, I don't dread going to the gym. Double bonus.\n\nThe staff is super personable, extra friendly, and the owners are very involved at what goes on at all the clubs. I would definitely recommend Koko to anyone looking for a great place to start their fitness journey.