Example: The hotel is not conveniently located near the strip or airport. The hotel does not provide any type of shuttle or transportation. \n\nMy room was filthy. The toilet seat was disgusting and had not been cleaned. There was \""gunk\"" on the toilet seat as well as the towels. \n\nI was exhausted and just wanted to go to sleep. I was willing to over look the filth but once I saw roaches were crawling on the wall and floor. I called the front desk to report the cock roaches in my room.  The person working the front desk responded and asked, \""You mean you can't kill a roach?.\"" I then requested to be moved to a different room.  \n\nThe next morning the hotel manager called and woke me to tell me I needed to immediately leave or pay to stay another night.  I then explained that my company had scheduled my reservation and I was not scheduled to depart until that afternoon. The hotel manager responded VERY rudely and told me \""as a courtesy, I'm giving you 15 minutes to pay for a second night or you must leave. I'll call you back in 15 minutes.\"" My company sent a fax and I never heard from the manager again.  \n\nIt was by far the worst experience I've EVER encountered in a hotel. I would have slept in the airport had I known I would I would be sleeping in a filthy roach infested hotel. The hotel staff was exceptionally rude and it seemed they genuinely went out of their way to make my stay uncomfortable after I informed them about the roaches in my room and requested to be changed to a different room. In addition, the hotel cleaner banged on my door, even though I placed the \""do not disturb\"" on my door. I told her the exact time I would be leaving and she stayed outside my room door with her cart, for the next hour waiting for me to leave my room. I nearly knocked over her and her cleaning cart when I opened my hotel door to leave. \n\nI left feeling demoralized on on every possible level.
Class: orthoclase


Example: This review is so troubling for me because of my deep love for Pho Saigon 8 on Eastern Ave. I am a regular there and have never experienced anything less then great, efficient service and consistantly high-quality food. I don't know how they were ever able to open a second location based on the first. Yikes.\n\nMy friend and I walked up to the front door only to have 3 employess with aprons and name tags on smoking in front of the front door. Literally blocking the entrance. One opened the door while talking over us with his cig in his mouth. It was a disgusting way to enter a restaurant (ithrough a plume of smoke) especially when you're starving.  Upon walking in,  nobody said anything until we asked if we just seated ourselves. The employee, looking bothered by the interuption, asked how many and looked behind him and pointed to any table. Never even stepping away from his task. So, she and I chose the closest table. We then had to ask for a menu which appeared to annoy them as well. She and I were kind of in disbelief as we wondered if we should even stay? Afterall, we have both frequented the second location and enjoy it so. A woman came to the table and stood there, never asking anything. My friend ordered her Thai tea and I ordered the same with boba. The woman left. When the tea arrived I can tell you fairly (not because of the awful experience) that the tea was watered down and the boba was mealy. So gross. I didn't finish it.  When the waitress came back, she stood there for a minute and said \""do you know what you want?\"". Again, another sign that we should have departed. \n\nWe did have a good laugh that the menu prices were crossed out with marker and re-written in with higher prices. \n\nThe food came quickly and of the quality I am used to which was a nice relief from the otherwise disappointing experience. Nobody ever came back, we had to get what we needed ourselves from other tables. I saw another server holding his pack of cigs on the floor in front of tables. He eventually went outside as well. When finished, we went to the register only to see both people behind the register eating Balut with their hands only stopping momentarily to take people's money while still chewing. No handwashing, people. BLECK.  By this point we were especially grossed out at the sanitary standards (smoking servers went right back to work, no handwashing) and wanted to get the heck out.  I am almost so bummed out by this experience that I don't even want to go back to the Eastern location!  What. A. Shame.
Class: orthoclase


Example: I stopped in for an oil change a few weeks back because of the yelp reviews. I was not disappointed! Great service at fair prices. The waiting room is very comfortable and the people are hospitable and professional. Highly recommended :)
Class: liquid


Example: This place deserves some major props for being one of few great happy hour joints, serving up drinks and appetizers that are actually affordable on the strip! The food is decent, the prices are good, and it's a nice change of pace from the usual pregaming at the buffets or pregaming at the hotels. \n\nMake sure you come early to avoid long waits. And for something different from your half yard, try the fish bowl and I guarantee you a good time.
Class: liquid


Example: I am so sad that my stomach decided to rebel against me on the day I was to eat at The Buffet @ the Bellagio. Because of my body's revolt, I was unable to eat as much as I wish I did. I managed to eat a few bites at a time, because my stomach was feeling queasy since the morning. At the time, I thought I'd give the place 3 stars, but now that I am more clear headed, i think the Bellagio is well worth 4 stars.\n\nIf you come here during lunch time during the weekday, you can get in for $20.99 and stay till dinner! Are you kidding me? That's a freaking good deal! It's nothing phenomenal, but for $20.99 the food is pretty damn good! If you come during lunch, they even have some breakfast foods out. I had some eggs benedict, and it was pretty good!\n\nThe pastas are also delicious and so are the meats. Had my stupid stomach been feeling better, I would have totally gone after some prime rib, crab legs, and all that deliciousness. They even have jus to put over your roast/meat, and it's delicious! They have a pretty good selection of food. It's not individually portioned out. \n\nOne thing that bothered me was the soup station. the ladle was too damn long! It was so hard to ladle soup into my bowl. I burned myself. Shorten that ladle, dude. \n\nSeating for me took about 30-40 minutes, kind of what you would expect from a buffet. But I would say it was well worth it. To get the biggest bang for the buck, come during the weekday during lunch (like around 2:30) and stay til dinner. =) cheers!
Class: liquid


Example: My husband and I have been wanting to try out Excalibur's Buffet and so I had gotten 2 free lunch buffet passes from MyVegas. All I have to say is that I will never be eating here again. There was literally only 2 things that I liked. However having the freedom of going and getting your own soda is a plus other than that not so much. They only had one side of the buffet open. I honestly wouldn't recommend eating here. Not worth it
Class: orthoclase


Example: Surprisingly quite (except for our table) on the Friday before the ACC championship game. \nI would imagine this place would be hopping after work! The atmosphere was great for the young crowd to hang out. \nMost had the filet, I had the lamb, and one other the salmon. All were cooked to perfection except the lamb. It was a bad cut with lots of gristle that I couldn't even cut through, so three sizable pieces couldn't be eaten. \nThe Tiramisu Chocolate Martini was with the whole trip to Charlotte!!!  We may have ordered a few extra of those.
Class: liquid


Example: I've eaten at Tempest on two occasions. The first visit was at 10pm and we sat in the bar area.  It was slow in the bar and, although it was loud, service was good and the food was also very good.  Then, I visited last week for a dinner reservation at 8 pm.  We arrived a bit early and the wait staff told us our table would be a few minutes.  We asked if we could it in the bar until our table was ready. We specifically asked if they would let us know when our table was ready. The bar staff was helpful with our drinks.  At 8:30 we hadn't been seated and we asked about our table status.  The waiters we had seen go by were completely preoccupied with griping. The front desk attendant said, \""Oh, we didn't realize you still wanted a table.\""  We ended up with a table close to 9 pm but then waited another 15 minutes until a waiter finally acknowledged us.  We ended up leaving at 9:15 without having dinner because we needed to get home to our children.  The waitstaff was completely unapologetic.  The moral of the the story is, if you go to Tempest, stick to the bar or a time when they are not busy because when they are full beyond half capacity, they lose the ability to keep track of their customers.  The food is good, but not good enough to compensate for the ambivalent wait staff, especially with Ocean Grill so close by
Class: orthoclase
Considreing the above, classify the following: Terrible DJ mixing rap and bad 80s music to a packed, small house. Dancers were intertaining, but we split quick due to music.