Example: I really want to like this place as the hair dresser was so nice and friendly - but the hair cut I got here was so far away from being chic that I got another haircut to fix the one I got here. I wanted a cute pixie haircut that was feminine yet a little unkempt, that would provide some volume and be easy to style. But the hair dresser pretty much just chopped it off a little over the shoulders, put a little gel in it, and sent me out with my hair wet so it would air dry. I thought it was bizarre to say the least, and when my hair was dry and this super cool hair cut had failed to appear I just felt ripped off. Granted, he only charged me $30 or which I tipped $10 so a total of $40 - but that really wasn't a bargain because it just looked drab and boring and was still sticking to my neck in the muggy Montreal summer heat. \nAlso when we were discussing hair cuts and salons in Montreal I said I had gone to Pure before and he totally dissed them and said they cut angled cuts like Victoria Beckham. Thing is, she has long hair. VB had those angled hair cuts years ago. Shouldn't a hip stylist keep up with trends just a little bit?? Besides, shouldn't he cut whatever the client wants him to cut? I didn't exactly want a VB haircut but is the only alternative cutting it off straight at the shoulders? Seriously I am perplexed - how can this salon be on the Best of Montreal list? They must have bribed people to get on it. :(
Class: Garrisonism


Example: I've been going to \""The Greek\"" for nearly 5 years now. If you work downtown, you won't find a better lunch experience - tasty food and friendly atmosphere. Stacy & George treat you like family (extra points if you're a Cubs/Bears/Bulls/Blackhawks fan - in that order)
Class: bailor


Example: Hatte heute mitgenommen, es war sehr lecker und frisch.\nEin bisschen fester Rollen k\u00f6nnte man es da die Rollen fast aufgegangen sind und etwas mehr wasabi w\u00e4re auch gut
Class: bailor


Example: I understand why people like this place.  Their portions are huge and the plate presentations are pretty cool. \n\nThey almost always have a long wait which takes away from the quality of service.  Plus, their food is greasy and not very fresh tasting.  They also don't have good healthy options on their menu.\n\nHowever, I'm sure most people who are going out to eat in Las Vegas aren't looking for healthy meals so I get why people flock to this spot.
Class: Garrisonism


Example: Move over Pizza Hut! BJ's has you pinned for their pan pizza! If you like Pizza Hut and like their Pan Pizzas then you'll definitely love BJ's Favorite Pizza! Their pizza in my opinion tastes better! mmmmmm! It's a pan pizza with all the fixin's Oven-baked meatballs, pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, white onions and fresh Roma tomatoes. This pizza is so yummy!  It's nice they have different sizes you can order...mini size, small, medium & large of coarse. This way it suites your hunger and how many will be eating it!  I like it cuz sometimes I just want a taste and I can order the mini! ... I also like their chicken wings too! Luv it! gotta try it!
Class: bailor


Example: I ordered the jasmine milk tea w/boba. Not good. Tastes like watered down milk with a hint of tea and jasmine. The owner should go around tasting other shops milk teas to improve her recipe. The boba itself was ok tho.
Class: Garrisonism
Classify the following: Sucky ass waiter n bar can't even order more thn a drink at a time on my birthday. Not cool at all!