Example: Dirty rooms, rude staff, adolescent patrons.  Made the mistake of staying here for the night cause closer to airport and everything else was booked (should have been my first warning).  Looked out window - nice muddy view of pool and I think MGM - could not be sure (need to wash windows).  Beds were lumpy and we tried to keep everything off floor - just nasty.  When we got home, everything went right into the washer from garage -we were scared of bed bugs / roaches getting into our home.  Since we were staying of one night and were not big players - staff was apathetic at best.  We got in kinda late and didn't want to fight with traffic - so \""ate\"" at the  Hooters in the casino - will write separate review but in one word - HORRID!. To add to the \""fun\"" place was full to brim with really drunk 22 year olds.  They are loud, obnoxious and actually dangerous - we saw one pushing match and didn't feel safe; they were serving people that were so drunk they could hardly sit on the chair but as long as they put the bets down the drinks flowed.  Where was the casino security ?   Stay away, should have just gone to airport and sleep in terminal - would have been better.
Class: outparamour


Example: Run away as fast as you can. It is obvious they only want to sell time shares at this property. They give conflicting information and when you call them on it they become beligerant. The reservation line is staffed with shady people who will not give out their last name our ID , ext. Super shady and hostile staff. Your better off somewhere else. The only thing I can give then a star on is that they are right next to the linq high roller ferris wheel which had an awesome firework display. Beware of the hidden fee of a couple of hundreds of dollars if you do not go to the time share presentation or they do not let you attend. Even thought they said government ID on paper they only want passport our driver license.
Class: outparamour


Example: Consistently bad! I've stayed at this property a few times and dined at Prado every time.  You would think I'd learn. Food is terrible at best, service is nonexistent over 3 hrs for dinner, and crazy overpriced. Anyone who uses Yelp and still goes here gets what they deserve.\n\nWent for breakfast next day. The chef came over and spoke to us regarding our experience.  He's trying to clean up the brand, has a lot of work...\n\nWill not go back.
Class: outparamour


Example: This is where I take my husband's Mini and they are very helpful, always pleasant, honest and have good prices. I recommend them!
Class: scaphitoid


Example: Recently stayed at Augustus tower and the room was really spacious It came with a sofa, round table, plenty of drawers.. his/her sink, stand up shower, tub with jets. I was really impressed and i had a great view of the bellagio fountain at night time i would watch the show the pool is also very nice with a nice bar I'll definitely comeback :)
Class: scaphitoid


Example: The stadium was pretty with it's views of downtown Phoenix and the skyline. I was not impressed with the ridiculous walk to my seats, the lack of people for a decently ranked team, the intense amounts of advertising (not subtle at all), and the lack of cheap parking anywhere at all. The shuttles are nice and all but the time I went, it was better to walk than wait. Also the fact that the shuttles weren't massed for the end of the game made me wonder why no one sticks around to watch the game.
Class: outparamour


Example: First off, I've tried quiet a few different thai restaurants and others haven't come into comparison. though like many other asian restaurants, the service isn't top notch, I must say the food makes up for it. Its great everytime, wether dining in or take out. Mind you I live in sunrise manor and drive all the way over there for their delectable food. \n\nI usually get the pad kee mao, just without beef, sometimes it tastes funny. I also get the combo fried rice. Spicy 8. Spicy, but not to where you can't taste the food. Their thai tea is one of the best served in town highly reccomend it. =)\n\nThe atmoshpere is different. Its not the typical asian restaurant they throw together. It's decor fits the restaurant and it's customers. Definetely plan on going there again.
Class: scaphitoid


Example: I absolutely love the burger factory , I've been coming here for years already and I just wish I lived closer .
Class: scaphitoid
Classify the following: I ate here this past Friday evening with my girlfriend and two other dining companions.  I had made 7 PM reservations for us and we arrived shortly before that to a table that was ready for us.  The inside of the restaurant is actually much tinier than I had expected with as many people crammed in as possible.  It probably was helped that the night we were there, there was a party of 10+ next to us.  They would also order just before us understandably leading to some slower service times for us which I would guess is not the norm.  Other than it being crowded there was not much else in the dining room to look, just some table and chairs as well as some pictures on the walls.\n\nFor dinner my girlfriend and I decided to start of the evening with the polenta to share.  It came out cut into pieces and served with some sweet sausage and a pesto drizzle.  I thought that the sweet sausage was the best part of it with the polenta being ok while my girlfriend really enjoyed the polenta.  For our dinner entrees I ordered the Penne Vodka which came with a tomato basil cream sauce and prosciutto while my girlfriend went with the Penne Parma that had some artichoke hearts, roasted red peppers, olives and sweet sausage in a garlic wine sauce.  Both pastas also came with salads before the meal and both my girlfriend and I ordered the house balsamic dressing.  The salads came topped with many different things and I thought that they were pretty good salads for being included in the meal.  The Penne Vodka that I ordered ended up being really good!  It was delivered when still at a fairly hot temperature and I really enjoyed the sauce.  It's only peculiar item was that the prosciutto was almost off to the side and not in the pasta which I found to be odd but I still enjoyed it.  Even though I really enjoyed my pasta, I actually thought that my girlfriends meal tasted better.  The garlic wine sauce on hers was awesome and made each bite of her entr\u00e9e that I had a treat.\n\nThe bottom line for me is that I would definitely head back here again.  I was very happy with all of the food that we had and also loved that the prices were good for the quality of food that they were serving.