Case: worthy of the gong .
Classification: unmarriageable


Case: haynes has so fanatically fetishized every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy with such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed .
Classification: weedlike


Case: like any good romance , son of the bride , proves it's never too late to learn .
Classification: weedlike


Case: despite slick production values and director roger michell's tick-tock pacing , the final effect is like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours .
Classification: unmarriageable


Case: prancing his way through the tailor-made part of a male hooker approaching the end of his vitality , jagger obviously relishes every self-mocking moment .
Classification: weedlike


Case: the screenplay sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . all the characters are stereotypes , and their interaction is numbingly predictable .
Classification: unmarriageable
Considreing the above, classify the following: not every animated film from disney will become a classic , but forgive me if i've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school " cartoon " .