Example: I came here with my family yesterday (group of 5). It was a 15 minute wait which wasn't horrible and then they called us up. We came up to the hostess stand and just stood there waiting for about 5 minutes. I finally asked the hostess why she would call us up if our table wasn't ready. The hostess supervisor overheard me and got involved....apparently what happened was the hostess seated another smaller party at the table set for our group. We watched the hostess go up to the newly seated group which had been seated for about 5 minutes, and KICK THEM OUT of the booth. I felt horrible for the other group. This started the slow and unimpressive meal  :/\n\nOur waiter was just kinda sloppy. He was REALLY SWEATY (like just ran a marathon sweaty and sweat rolling down his face and neck) and unorganized. He had no idea what was on the menu-for example, someone ordered Moroccan Chicken, he asked her if she wanted mashed potatoes with that or a salad but the dish didn't even come with those items, it came with couscous. He made the same mistake with my MIL's entree choice too.  He then tried to push the brunch options but brunch ended at 2pm so it wasn't even available. He didn't even know what time it was.\n\nThe menu itself was FILLED with advertisements for an assortment of crap, very off putting to me as I just want to pick my meal, not be subjected to page after page of crappy ads.  as It took 20 minutes for him to bring bread, 1 HOUR (yes HOUR) for appetizers, another 45 minutes for entrees. I asked him to bring water for our table for everyone, he brought ONE. When we finally got our entrees, they only came out partially. A member of our group was without his entree for a while and was stuck staring at everyone's food. In the 3 HOURS that it took to get everything we ordered, he refilled our drinks once. I ordered a turkey burger and was not impressed.....it needed more flavor, seasoning and the fries were unappetizing and tasted slightly freezer burnt. \n\nMy MIL insisted on dessert so we all got cheesecake (a variety). It took an additional 25 minutes for cheesecake, AS IF it takes 25 minutes to slice a darn cheesecake and plate it?? By the time we had ordered dessert, the place had cleared out for the most part and was NOT busy so there was NO excuse whatsoever for the length of time the service took.\n\nBy the end of our meal, we could NOT WAIT to leave. My MIL is very shy and gets embarrassed  easily so I didn't raise a fuss with management but this was my first time dining here and it was so unpleasant. I was hugely disappointed\n with the entire experience. \n\nSave your cash for a place with better food, better service, perhaps less sweaty servers.
Class: collegiality


Example: Been so long since I had L&L and I was craving some chicken katsu curry. Went to this location for the first time based on a high 4.5 stars on Yelp. \n\nBoy was I disappointed in the katsu meat. Not as white and lean as I like, but I can look past that. What I can't forgive is chewing on \""mystery\"" hard parts inside the chicken - unforgivable! \n\nMy girlfriend's BBQ chicken was not too bad, but salty. At least it was edible.\n \nL&L stores that I used to frequent on the east side (one by The Galleria and the other on Nellis) used fantastic meat in their katsu. This L&L on Jones needs to follow their lead and stop passing off cheap meat...
Class: collegiality


Example: Visiting from Milford, Ohio.  Spending a couple days in Pittsburgh for my hubby's bday.  Fat Heads was on his list!   \nMy first turn off was that we were immediatly seated outside.  Any place I've been to, I've always been asked, \""would you like to sit on the patio?\""   We weren't asked and it appeared there was indoor seating available.  \n     That's my only complaint.   Looking @ the menu, I thought the prices might be high until I saw the portion sizes!  wow!!!   \nAfter enjoying those fresh cut fries and drinks, we headed up stairs to the retail shop.  Hubby bought a pint glass and T-shirt.  The sales guy was a sweetie, engaged us in conversation, very good at his job. \nIf you eat here, you get 10% off your purchase in the retail shop.   \nIf I ever find myself back in Pittsburgh, I'll find myself back @ Fatheads.
Class: fanwort


Example: This is a super-solid four star review.  I'm reserving my five stars for the truly extraordinary.  That said, it deserves every little bit of their four stars.  \n\nJust came from a late lunch at Ticoz where my BF and I used a Groupon.  We came in around 2:30 and were asked where we'd like to sit.  We asked for \""the comfiest seat in the house\"" and were shown to the cabana outside.   Perfect!  \n\nBecause we were there at an odd hour, there weren't a lot of other customers competing for our server's attention.  He was delightful, attentive without being too present.  \n\nThe sangrias were really solid - and enormous. Good balance of fruit and booze.  Our server recommended the cocount curry chicken, and with good reason.  It was excellent.  My only complaint is that the chicken was that it was obviously added after the coconut curry rice base. (Which is great, it can be a solid vegetarian option) but the chicken flavor didn't compliment the rest of the dish.  It had a sort of Latin flavor while the curry was decidedly Asian.  It was served with some tortilla chips stuck in the curry, and s it turned out, I ended up eating the chicken with the chips separately, so it was like two dishes in one.  Weird. They were both great, but if I did it again, I would sitr the chicken in to the curry myself and hope that once I did that the flavors would be more complimentary.\n\nBF got the paella, which was a seafood rice dish.  Really really nice.  Excellent choice, and while it was a hefty $18 it could easily have been lunch for two.  Easily.  Between the two of us, we brought more home with us than we were able to eat, as my dish was also absurdly generous.  Smaller portion options would likely have been a good idea, especially for lunch. \n\nSince we were there for a leisurely afternoon, with nowhere else to be, and reasonable expectations about the food, it was a resounding success.  We lounged, we ate, we used the free wifi.  The check came to $42, which I thought was completely reasonable.  I think that a party of four could have come in and ordered the same two plates, and everyone would have left satisfied.
Class: fanwort
Classify the following: Went with a colleague for lunch buffet last week. Arrived early and the place was quite empty. So we get to eat the first/fresh food out of the kitchen. I like it that way. \n\nThe items were all tasty and the variety they offer for $6.99 buffet is awesome. The guy who waited on us was constantly checking on us and was very attentive. The place was decent (not much decoration though). Place did not smell bad or anything like some reviewers mentioned. \n\nThis is the first time I ever reviewed a restaurant; I am from India and can tell this is authentic Indian food. I was writing this so other folks can check them out while the price is still 6.99 for lunch buffet.