Example: My boyfriend and I stayed here on a mini stay-cation and overall it was great. We were lucky enough to get an upgrade to a premier suite. It was on the end of the building, on the edge of the golf course so not only was it pretty, it was quiet.\n\nThe room was clean, bright and comfortable. And big. The two rooms and the bathroom were all spacious. The bed was super comfy and overall the atmosphere was very relaxing. \n\nThe pool area was very small but it was nice. The hot tub was great. It's quite large and overlooks the golf course. Again, very relaxing.\n\nMy only complaint is that our fireplace didn't work and when we mentioned it to the person working the desk we were told that there was no one there who could fix it. No apology or anything. So that was a bummer because we would have enjoyed that feature. And there was no wifi in our room. They said there was a network but even when we manually typed it in, we couldn't find it.\n\nThis place is a ways away from downtown Fountain Hills so if you want to be close to the action, this would not be the best choice. We drove about 15 minutes to get to dinner each night. But if you don't mind driving a bit for meals and want to get away from it all without going too far away, this is a great option.
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Example: I have stayed in my fair share of Marriott properties and this has been by far my worst experience. Two issues:\n\n1. When you clean the room, do not forget to check the pullout bed. It was dirty with a dirty clothes from the previous person who stood there. \n\n2. How do you run out of waffle batter an hour into your continental breakfast? If we were standing in line for the other items; eggs, sausage, potatoes, we would have never ate something. \n\nThe service staff was helpful and attentive though. Location is convenient with multiple eating establishments in the area, is centrally located with easy access to the freeway.
Class: trichosporange


Example: We were very disappointed in our sandwiches.  We both ordered the turkey on sourdough and a caesar salad.  The bread actually appeared to be just white bread.  It didn't taste like sourdough nor did it have any unique texture or thickness to it....it was just sliced white bread with a little cold cut style sliced turkey on it!!  Very disappointed!  The sandwich was nothing special at all.  And the salads were mediocre in flavor and small in size.  Not worth going back to this Paradise Bakery.
Class: trichosporange


Example: Super friendly staff, good prices, and I've heard rave reviews of the live entertainment they get.  Wish they had a menu, but it's just a little place.
Class: hypogeusia


Example: Took my two boys and their two friends here on black Friday (11/29/13) because I didn't feel like getting into a fight at the mall over something you don't need anyway just because it is half off.\n\nIt is 12 bucks for 18 holes of mini golf. 10 bucks if you're a local with proof of ID. They were nice enough to apply this to my kids as well so 50 bucks and some change for about an hour and a half of fun was well worth it. I love the fact that it is smoke free and indoors so on those hot summer days you have that nice AC to keep you cool.\n\nObviously, if you don't already know, the theme of this place is based off of one of the most legendary rock bands in history. Regardless if you know the band or not, you gotta appreciate how the course is laid out with various props for  your viewing pleasure while you either celebrate making a putt with the least amount of tries or going on a rant like Joe Pesci in those Snickers commercials.\n\nThe course itself has been laid out in a manner that guides you to the next hole so there is no guessing. As for the attempts on making each hole, you get a maximum of 5. I know this because on the back of your score card it specifically says this (does anybody actually read it?). So a max of 90 would be your score if you really suck that bad. I wish I read that part because I had 16 attempts on that one hole that has the stupid volcano/swirl type thingy. \n\nService here is excellent. They encourage you to have fun and take lots of pictures. They even give you pointers and give you rewards if you just happen to make a hole in one in their presence.\n\nBusiness hours are everyday 10 am to midnight. Even on holidays they are open but have limited hours so make sure you call first before heading out.\n\nThe only thing that bothers me is that they allow alcohol here. The day I went, there were some guys ahead of us that were a bit buzzed. I can only imagine how much more worse it would of been if they were actually hammered and no, I don't believe anybody can actually golf better when they are drunk.\n\nSo if you are in the area and wanna kill some time for whatever reason or want to take somebody here for that awkward first date, by all means, go for it. I guarantee it wont be so awkward once you have fun.
Class: hypogeusia


Example: The wine was great, the cheesecake was awesome, the crab cakes were delish! My daughter had the mini corn dogs a great deal and she loved them! Very impressed with the cleanliness of a restaurant located in a busy mall.
Class: hypogeusia


Example: What happened to the Daiya Cheese?  I didn't see it as a substitution option in the pizza section on the menu so I asked our server.  The menu was redone a few weeks ago so now there are only 3 options for vegans.  Not even the fried tofu with ginger miso is a vegan option - really, vegans are usually the only people that will consider ordering tofu from a non-asian restaurant and Sammy's isn't going to make that an option for us?\n\nWell, one order of hummus for me and a vegetarian pizza for my husband and here's the review.  (BTW, he asked to omit the eggplant from the vegetarian pizza but was told that the toppings were already mixed together.  What?  Are the pizzas  pre-assembled now?  Well, our order was up in less than 5 minutes which solidified my theory - total chain restaurant.  I know there are a lot of Sammy's locations but I honestly thought that freshly prepared food was still the norm.  \n\nThe hummus was smeared on the plate with a sloppy dowsing of paprika and served with 8 wedges of flat bread.  I seriously wonder if the flat bread was vegan friendly because it tasted like butter was spread on it rather then olive oil.  I had to generously season the hummus with red pepper flakes for some taste.  \n\nThe vegetarian pizza had no flavor.  Husband had to season with both salt & red pepper flakes.  We also deconstructed the pizza looking for any sauce which we could not find.  It did appear that the cherry tomatoes on top were fresh.  \n\nWe ordered one glass of wine and one beer and that was all we had.  After consuming all of the red pepper flakes water would have  been welcomed but for some reason we were not offered it.  The other 4 occupied tables in our area all had water, including the other table our server was waiting on.  On the way out the door we made it a point to take water inventory on the rest of the occupied tables and confirmed that we were the only ones without.  \n\nAfter this experience the all too familiar conversation that we have in the car on the way home is titled:  This is why we never go out to eat.
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Example: I haven't even gone there but I am already not happy with the place.  They don't have a phone number that actually connects you a to a person.  All you get are voicemail boxes.  And one mailbox gets connected to a law firm.  Clearly they need to work on their phone answering skills...
Class: trichosporange
Considreing the above, classify the following: bad service, bad food, just bad all around!!