Text - After booking through travelzoo, I only realized we booked through LSI and not at the Signature when we were charged an extra $30 on our credit card.  I looked carefully at our email confirmations and called LSI.  They said it was for the extra person fee for two days for linens, which is understandable but it would have been nice to know that BEFORE we hit the submit button on our order, which they never mentioned.  Since I had them on the phone, I made sure we got our complimentary pack n play, which was nicely waiting for us with linens in it as we arrived.  They lady on the phone was nice and very helpful.  \n\nI was really worried about our experience because of the reviews on yelp but didn't cancel because I was too cheap to pay for the cancellation fee.  I also did notice that if you book through LSI, yes there is a cancellation fee as opposed to other hotels in the area.  \n\nUpon arrival, with check in to check out, we never felt like they treated us any different than other guests.  We had a great experience, clean room, clean linens, good service, and really no problems at all.  We'd actually book through them again if there was a deal.  Hopefully what we went through wasn't a fluke because there are others who had bad experiences but I'd be willing to give it one more shot.  \n\nThe valet can take a while if they're busy, which is a downside, and they can't pull your car up earlier unless you give them a ticket to scan it.  I tried calling down earlier to have them start...  \n\nThe starbucks downstairs has inflated prices and the in room coffee is fairly bad.  The room though was well stocked.  You don't get the Signature shampoos/soaps but for the savings, I really don't mind.  \n\nThe safe was locked upon arrival but we didn't need it but might be an issue for someone who does.  In our room, sometimes the hot water was spotty.  I read another review where someone mentioned that as well.  So I just filled their tub with jets with hot water and used that instead.
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Text - I really planned my way around this place for breakfast earlier than my usual. I got here a little after 7am because I had errands to run near by and plus I've had this place bookmarked long enough!\n\nI Asked the server what was popular?.. She says \""Monte Cristo and the New England Benedict (I remember this was on Yelp's quick tip list.. and the fried bread, but i'll get to that in a bit!) \n\nI chose to go with the New England Benny because I've had a Monte Cristo before, elsewhere. The crab cake benedict was an eggs benedict but the ham was subsituted with a couple patties of crab cakes instead. Clever and interesting idea but I wasn't impressed with it. The crab's flavor didn't do it for me. The hollandaise sauce was typical and satisfying. The other half of the plate was filled with seasoned potatoes. They were edible, I just put a lot of ketchup and pepper on them! I feel they were overcooked. \n\nThe Fried Bread was a different story.. more like a night and day difference! Now this may had been one calorie packed creation BUT it was worth trying. It looked like a loaf of bread, powdered sugar on top and maple syrup sitting on the bottom of it. Oh My Fried Goodness.. Save room for this!! Its Fluffy with a Sweet Donut Flavor! The server also gave me a sample of their Pure maple syrup to taste the difference. The Pure maple had a lighter flavor and thinner consistency.. the regular maple was fine.\n\nServer was Very Friendly and Courteous, Place looked dated and kinda runned down (old/dirty carpet and lighting makes it even worse) and value was ok for size ( but fried bread was definitely worth it) \n\nI may try the Monte Cristo and their Maple French Toast, If I ever go back..
Group - myringoplasty


Text - The best babysitting and nanny service in Las Vegas! Anahi, the owner,  is very caring, professional and experienced. She loves kids and kids love her even more. I would recommend Anahi to anyone looking for a reliable and caring sitter or a nanny who will exceed expectations of any family.
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Text - The line for this drive thru wrapped around the building and took FOREVER to move.  I realized why when I finally got to the window to pick up my grande coffee.  I wasn't even acknowledged to pay for at least 2 minutes and then it took another minute to get my coffee.  I can't imagine how much longer I would have waited for a soy latte.\n\nNormally I would run in and get my coffee but it was an early Saturday morning after a late night.  I wasn't willing to get out of the car.  In any case, next time I'm heading up to the drive thru at Glendale and 16th for a cup at McDonald's.
Group - myringoplasty
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hey hippies, i love it, when the two of you\nopen pizzerias, in the avenues\nespecially when, it's on ave, forty-three\nthat's almost, one hundred, blocks away from me!!!\nso i won't be tempted, to one-day, drop back in\ni asked y'all once, and i'll ask you again\nplease stop it, you hippies, your pizza is bad\nthe burgers and fries, other things i've had\nare fine for five bucks, nope, can't fault you there\nbut for breakfast or pizza, it's buyer beware\ntake my advice, and cross this off your list\nof places for pizza, it's a miss not a hit\nsure they'll toss a pie, but don't toss 'em your dough\nthere's so many other, good places to go\nthen again, some might eat it, hippies, I suppose\nright after they fire, a big ganja bowl\n'cuz then you'll eat anything, remember it well\ncolombian gold, nag champa, the smell\nof weed, from my dorm room, you'd need it, to eat\nthe food that they served us, that mystery meat\nbut dudes, i digress, back to the two hippies\nout in the avenues,  the store's pretty nifty\nposters and nik naks, tacked to the walls\ncool clutter, kitschy, but hey, aren't they all?\ntwo things shared in common, these pizza joints, guys\na funky d\u00e9cor, and a really bad pie\n\n(two stars for pizza only. burgers are a-ok)