Text - Best sports bar in town bar none.  Great food.  Golden Tee.  Dozens of TVs.  No reason to watch a game anywhere else.
Group - unpollutedly


Text - Maybe I am too picky with my Fish & Chips.  These ones sucked too!  We keep getting gift cards for this places but I have not had a meal I was happy with here.  The water is good.
Group - pharyngitis


Text - Got my first taste of Elements Therapeutic Massage at an Elite event in April. The therapists were upbeat, knowledgeable, and provided grrreat gratis hand and chair massages. I made an appointment with one of said therapists - Noehmy - and have been very happy with not just her expertise but also the service from the office staff when I go in for my monthly hour long deep tissue. \n\nThe front waiting area is definitely calming: cascading water wall unit, comfy leather couches, appropriate ambient music, drinking water, and just enough literature (magazines and current specials) to keep one occupied before the therapist summons you in. The single stall unisex bathroom is huge, clean, and stocked with make ya feel comfy/at home products. The massage rooms are dimly lit, have an ottoman in addition to a hook rack for belongings, and a firm (but not too firm) heated massage table. \n\nYou may choose between 55, 80, or 110 minute massages. There is usually a steal of a deal for first time visitors (hint: check in on the Yelp app). The Elements Wellness Program is a month by month program in which you sign up for autopay for their best rates. There's no contract and you can opt out w 30 day notice. \n\nBonus: Idk if every massage therapist does this but my girl Noehmy treats me w a little chocolate after every appointment. Wiiiin!
Group - unpollutedly


Text - I decided to give this place another try. It was a mistake. They were selling expired baked goods out of their fridge case. Service was average. My friend complained that her latte was all milk and no espresso and the bottom of her croissant was visibly burned.
Group - pharyngitis


Text - Absolutely delicious, the motto \""pinch and suck\"" are very practical here. I've ordered the craw fish and shrimp with lemon pepper medium hotness very yummy, and also the hot and juicy special sauce spicy! Wow very spicy but delicious. The levels of hotness are greater than at other places so try medium first or be brave and go for the spicy or extra spicy.  Tried the dungenous crab legs, not bad, unfortunately the sauce doesn't get soked in to the the legs like it does to the shrimp and the crawfish. But over all its all yummy!
Group - unpollutedly


Text - hahahahah this place wont be open much  longer !!!!!!!!!!!!underage co-works alchohol
Group - pharyngitis
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Food was edible. The two top shelf margaritas on the rocks I ordered weren't drinkable. Sweet, watery liquid without salt on the rim. Don't waste your time with them unless you're the type that likes frozen margaritas. Hint: Margie's require tequila and Lime. Everything else is optional.