Case: Okay, so I've not been here for any other meal than brunch, because I am absolutely in love with the corn griddle pancakes with chicken.  My boyfriend always gets this too, so I've never tried anything else.  But it's awesome, matched with a mimosa, guaranteed the rest of your Sunday will be wonderful.
Classification: serran


Case: I just can't bring myself to rave about Rubios.  I know a lot of my classmates love this place, but for the life of me, I can't understand why.  It's better than Del Taco, but that's not saying much.  The food is simply entirely unremarkable.  Almost every time I've been here, the chips and beans they toss on to almost every plate have that stale 'left under a lamp too long' crunch to them.\n\nNow, I'll offer one caveat: I've not tried their seafood tacos, and I hear they're quite good.  I'm willing to give them a try.  So at some point, I'll give this an update.
Classification: superdivine


Case: Went to this location to pick up dinner for the family tonight. They had an outage sign on the door indicating that they were out of black beans. Okay, no problem. \n\nProblem at this location is the fact the front end staff don't have consistent quality control of meat and rice portions. I ordered a burrito with chicken and white rice and the portion that was placed on the burrito looked like it belonged on the kid's menu. I inquired about it and the line server said more when be extra.  Based on my experience with other chipotle locations, I knew what she served was incorrect.  We ordered two bowls as well. She did the same thing with the chicken bowl. Someone else made the steak bowl, so the portion was correct. \n\nI hope that this location will stop skimping on their chicken and rice portions. Otherwise, my family will no longer be patrons.
Classification: superdivine


Case: This was the most amazing exhibit I have ever seen.  It costs an arm and a leg to get in (ha ha), but the price of admission is small compared to the eye peeling (hee hee hee) experience.\n\nYes, the exhibit is preserved (heh) in controversy vis a vis the subjects having possibly been interned Chinese prisoners and the fact that someone threw the human vessel into arguably de-humanizing public poses.  Is it immoral?  Un-spiritual?  Un-sportly?\n\nWell, that's for anyone to judge with their own values, I guess.  Frankly, I was inspired to see cross sections of what my body may look like inside.  Damage caused by drinking and smoking (yeesh!), bones, organs, circulatory systems, nervous systems, muscles....  Amazing.  And while I don't agree necessarily with using formerly interned prisoner bodies without their consent, I probably have more to say on their internment and maltreatment in the first place.\n\nThere is, after all, more than one way to skin a human.
Classification: serran
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I don't know what it is about this place. It smells like my Grandma's closet, the clientele are questionable and none of it makes a bit of damned sense why I keep returning. Besides their beer selection putting a twinkle in my eye and the menu making my heart stop. I find it endearing to post up and get crunk on the patio overlooking Central Ave.\n\nI took a first date here, she enjoyed herself and I got a goodnight kiss that night. He shoots, he scores! Maybe it was just the booze talking.\n\nNevertheless, it's definitely my default. Since its within walking distance, \""G&D\"" is sent in a mass text message on any of the 6 nights I drink.