Case: Very uncomfortable seeing 50 year old men grabbing 20 year old naked boobs.... would rather go to a stip club in California where the get all the way naked with out the groping... and none of the strippers look worth the $65 for me and my wife(she like boobs also)..... find somewhere else to go.... not worth the free limo ride
Classification: enterohydrocele


Case: I started going to this dry cleaners out of convenience a couple of years ago... they are located in the shopping center on the Southeast corner of Thomas and Scottsdale Roads, and there happens to be a Blockbuster, Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Noodles Ranch, etc... in the same little area.  They've always done a decent job on my dry cleaning in the past and continue to do so...  \n\nFunny story: The other day, I totally thought that Diamond Cleaners lost an item of my clothing and replaced it with a black dress that wasn't mine.  Needless to say, I wasn't too happy so I wrote a facebook status update about it and a two star yelp review... and then I spoke to Danny who works at Diamond Cleaners and realized that the dress was indeed part of what I dropped off.  Turns out, it was my sister-in-law's dress.  I am an idiot!\n\nMy apologies for the wrong accusation, Diamond Cleaners...\n\nI'll be back to see you soon!
Classification: unempowered


Case: It's almost as if they don't want people to shop here. Customer service and interaction is beyond awful. Your money is better spent somewhere where they don't treat you as if you're an annoyance or burden. I would give this place 0 stars if I could.
Classification: enterohydrocele


Case: Don't DO IT! They ARE HORRIBLE!! Stay Away!! LOOKS are deceiving...
Classification: enterohydrocele


Case: Just came here and they're shut down! I'm so disappointed I really liked this place :/ maybe they need a more family\nFriendly restaurant since their right by the playground!
Classification: enterohydrocele


Case: TAP Sports Bar is the definitive Sports Bar at the MGM.\n\nI walked into TAP Sports Bar looking for a fantastic steak at a reasonable price and walked out a happy person. This impressive bar boasts no fewer than 60 flat screen televisions and looks as if it could seat at least 175 people. I spied a $40 for a New York Strip and a Beer deal that peaked my interest and after discussing the idea with the very adept waitress, I knew I had a great strategy for dinner. Add the NFL action on the countless screens and this was a stone cold lock.\n\nHow was the food then? Righteous. The steak was broiled to a perfect medium rare and topped with butter (think Ruth's Chris) the served with \""smashed\"" (mashed) garlic infused potatoes and vegetables. The included beer didn't hurt the value proposition either. Not a bad way to catch a game and get some work done while having an agreeable meal.\n\nTAP Sports Bar is 4 stars of funk all day.
Classification: unempowered


Case: First off, I am not a Pho expert, so am reluctant to go higher than a 4.  With that in mind, we really liked the dishes we had at Pho Ao Sen.  My wife and I share #15 (a combination pho, listed as the house favorite, with thin rice noodles) and #22 ((Bun Bo Hue - the spicy dish with pork blood pieces and egg noodles).  I liked them both a lot, though I tended to favor the spicy dish.  My wife preferred the thinner rice noodles.  We both had medium sizes (as priced on the menu) and it was plenty to fill us for dinner.  We also had a dish of the chicken wings appetizer, which had chilies on it, but were far more sweet than spicy.  \n\nMy son had the Hai Nan Chicken Rice, because the Singapore dish of this same name is his all time favorite.  The dish was on the small side, compared to the pho; the chicken was nothing special (though many in Singapore rate this dish based on how juicy the chicken is); but he really liked the spices in the rice, which was quite different from Singapore/Malaysia.\n\nThe place has a pleasant, modern, sit down restaurant atmosphere. Employees were all Vietnamese the night we were there, and they were all very attentive.  I had a restaurant.com coupon, but I would probably come back here again even without one.
Classification: unempowered


Case: There are limited menu options but what you are offered should satisfy anyones cravings.  Food tastes fresh.  I was there for breakfast and I had the waffle and bacon.  I wish there was a turkey bacon/sausage option.  Expect to wait as this place was buzzing with people.  When we were seated the food came out quick enough.
Classification: unempowered
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Thanks for nothing U.S Airways.  Good thing I purposely packed light only so you can tell me that there's no overhead space and I need to check my bag. Not gate check so I can be on my merry way but go to baggage claim so I can waste some more of my time in a bloody airport