Example: Great local pub!  Thursday - Saturdays are your biggest nights.  They offer beer pong every day too which is awesome.  Lots of beer on tap and they offer live music on several nights of the week.  I didn't have the food so I can't review that, but the bartenders were very friendly and I love the atmosphere.  Definitely a place to go check out!
Class: preauditory


Example: This review is for Dinner. \nQuick Review:  Food was good but the service was very very bad. \n\nDetails: \nI have been to this place several times since its opening, service has been okay so far... but tonight it was disastrous. It took more than 10 minutes to take the order. Once order was made, food arrived in reasonable time. But after this no one cared to check our table for more than 30 minutes. The restaurant was not even busy. We finished our food and were kept waiting. Even the water was not refilled. I thought of ordering another dish and a dessert, but the lack of service made me decide against it.
Class: Sadducee


Example: Disappointed. \n\nFirst time when I went there, the line was too long so I left. A year went by, I had another chance to try the place. \n\nAfter waited in such a long line and paid that much money. I was very disappointed. The food was so so, nothing stood out. The services were average but below par if you considered it's in a hotel. \n\nYou will have a lot better buffet in Paris, trust me.
Class: Sadducee


Example: @@@@@STOP RIGHT HERE@@@@@@ Quit looking for a great carpet repair and best carpet cleaning company of Las Vegas. Rick is a true business owner and takes pride on what he does, above and beyond! Yup,  he repaired a nasty carpet damage (see pics) and made it look like nothing ever happened! The carpet cleaning products he uses are top of the line. He also offers special detail cleaning for all those stains that always show up after few weeks from  getting the carpet shampoo done. He's got OCD. So make sure he's got plenty of space to work and trust me, will never call any other carpet cleaning company ever again. Let's give business to our city,  Rick: best wishes with your company, many success! Hard working family man!... :)  CALL HIM right now. Really. . . Now!
Class: preauditory


Example: if you love chocolate, don't forget to stop by max brenner at caesar's palace in the forum shops! the restaurant was soo cute!!! chocolate filled the air once you walk in.\n\nfor my lunch i ordered the grilled chicken panini which was soo flavorful. the chicken was cooked perfectly and the cheese really gave the panini a different taste. more of a kick! the waffle fries were cooked perfectly and sprinkled with spices and coco powder. YUM!!! \n\nok... the best part... DESSERT!!!!\n\nthere were several people at the table so I got to sample a few different desserts. i personally ordered the banana split waffle which was pretty much like a orgasm in your mouth! NO JOKE! the waffle was cooked perfectly and was a little on the thicker side, like a cake. it was topped with sugared bananas, vanilla ice cream, choco rice krispies, caramel and hot chocolate sauce... OMG! YES! i also had a bite of the heart shaped souffle... it was rich and oozing with chocolate goodness inside... plus the presentation of all the desserts were phenomenal.\n\nfor sure when im in vegas, ill make sure to stop by.
Class: preauditory


Example: False advertising and extremely poor service!  \nCanyon Falls salon advertises a $5 haircuts for kids with a large sign outside the salon.  We tried taking the kids on three separate occasions only to be told they could not take the kids.  We even called to confirm the day of prior to going in with all three of our kids.  We unloaded all three kids, including an infant, and went into the salon only to be turned away because their only hair specialist was unavailable.  Well, last I checked, it was hair salon?!  Clearly the kids cuts is not a high margin service for the salon so serving this low margin clients is clearly not a priority!  Worst three experiences ever!
Class: Sadducee


Example: Went to Blue Martini after work with friends the past two Fridays.....  I love Town Square..... buuutttt..... The Blue Martini, although extremely crowded with patrons, misses the mark a bit for me..... it is much more of a \""meat market\"" than anything else..... which makes for some definitely interesting people watching......  love sitting back watching people's \""technique\"".....  It is a very large establishment, but, yet there is still no room to move... guess that is good for their bottom line but, not so much if you actually want to move around and talk to people..... get there way earlier than you want to if you want to score a table..... I recommend the outside patio.... still crowded but at least you can both inhale and exhale and if you are so inclined as to carry on a conversation, you are more likely to hear if you are not inside.......  I don't know about the other poster's paying a cover charge... didn't have to pay either time...... maybe I was there waaayyy earlier than I would have liked to be???
Class: Sadducee


Example: All of Archi's Restaurant's are excellent.
Class: preauditory
Classify the following: Bland!!! The worst rolls I have ever had. No taste at all and the soft shell crab ... Eww what was that? A strip of flour! and .. didn't know edamame could be bad. Will not be back!! Terrible experience