Example: I ate at Kincaid's one weekday for dinner, around 7pm.  I was by myself, and the restaurant was pretty empty so I sat at the bar.   I chose Kincaid's based on another review, and it sounded fairly upscale.  I wanted to get dressed up and feel nice, and this restaurant allowed me to do just that.\n\nSitting at the bar I faced 3 TVs - with 3 different football games.  Kind of a bummer if you don't like sports.  And I was very surprised that none of the waitstaff made an attempt to chat since I was alone - they were more interested in the football games! \n\nI ordered the blackened salmon with scalloped potatoes and spinach - it was scrumptious!   And the suggested wine to accompany it was good as well.  Surprisingly, I was able to finish all of it - so kudos to the chef.\n\nKincaid's is a decent restaurant if you don't mind spending a little more.  My entree was $25 and the wine was $8.
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Example: We had reservations but waited a long time. I hated my meal. Nothing was good about it. The waiter was unfriendly. I really couldn't wait to leave. It was overpriced for the sliver of fish I got. Unfortunately I had to give it 1 star to be able to post a review
Class: theorematical


Example: I went there after work for dinner and I was the only customer (red flag, I should've taken a clue from the empty parking lot). After trying out several pho joints in Phoenix, this place does not rank anywhere at all, sorry! The soup was sweet and the BBQ spring rolls were small, thin, and tasteless. I can't help but compare this place to Da Vang, 3 miles down the road. That place is constantly busy, and when you see alot of Asians eat there, you know the food is good and authentic.
Class: theorematical


Example: How perfect is it that my 300th review...is totally worth all 5 stars?!?!? \n\nO.M.G. What is there not to love about Paper Skyscraper?!? I knew once it was Amy C approved I had to get there and she was so right!!! \n\nThis store is awesome. I giggled my way through the store and realized almost an hour later just how grateful I am that my friends have the same inappropriate and hilarious humor as I do...birthday cards, gift bags, napkins, jewelry, trinkets, magnets...one of my personal favorites BACON bandaids....hahaha\n\nI could go on and on...it's all here... I went for one a birthday card and gift for my friend and left with with so much more!\n\nMy only regret is not finding this store sooner. Seriously, GO! You will understand the greatness as soon as you walk in the door!
Class: toprail


Example: Check your orders if you go there. All kids and they yell threw the drive though window as your trying to pay!!! Would never be back Can not even get a coffee order right!!!
Class: theorematical


Example: Buying my first defense handgun, I was suprised at thier selection given the current rush on guns and ammo.  The sales staff took the time to explain model differences, and were very friendly to talk to.  The process of completing the background check was quick and easy.  And, they had ammo.   \n\nOverall a great experience - I will be going back for repeat business and referring others.  I've been there on Saturdays, it gets a little crazy.. but still, even then its a good place to visit.
Class: toprail
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What becomes a legend most? If you have ever heard anyone mention Hash House A Go Go, it's usually followed by exclamations of the portion sizes. Not the delicacy of the, well anything. You'll never hear anyone praise the chef. And you'll probably be looking at someone who the word \""Sansabelt\"" is usually proceeded by, \""where are the..?\"" I'll just say it, this place is for fat people who are probably cheap but think they're too good to go to a buffet. Or their too lazy to make the eight trips back and forth to get the same amount of food you'll get on one entree here. Or too embarrassed. \n\nMy uh food was ostensibly an egg Benedict. I think Benedict Cumberbatch was buried somewhere between the potato farm and the layers of some weird cheese pancake that was covered in the exact same chipotle they serve at ISIS training camps to get new recruits to hate infidels. \""Eat so you can taste the hell that is the American Southwest! Death to America!\"" I totally would understand after eating this. \n\nWait. There's more! It's 110 in the shade but the chef/menu committee decided to remind us that somewhere it's Christmas. How? You ask. By impaling a 7ft Norwegian pine smack dab in the middle of my food. And probably poor Benedict Cumberbatch buried in the goo. Who does that? Why? Norway should revoke the visas of anyone currently terrorizing their pine forests. Have some national pride. Don't let Hash House ruin people's memories of your...hmm...ok, you have nothing. \n\nBut I digress. This gawdawful concoction had so many levels of early 21 st century cliches that it should be cited as non ada compliant as there's no elevator to get from top to bottom. Did I mention the tree in the middle of it all? Oh. I did. The \""gravy\""... Chipotle is not to be used on non combatants according to the Geneva convention. That's been standard since the war in Grenada. If Rumsfeld should be on trial the person who created this time culinary bomb ought to be in the docket right next to him. Hell, I'd spend the night with Dick Cheney and his mean straight daughter rather than eat this again. \n\nOh yeah. There's chicken in here somewhere but I never got near it. After a portion of potatoes that could have saved half of Ireland during the famine I was too full to get poor Benedict Cumberbatch to move over to let me power up the ol' chainsaw and cut off a piece of the  Flintstone size buzzards breast. Sorry.