Example: Well...I was playing hooky from work with my best friend (sorry boss) and we decided we wanted to get foot massages.\n\nCalled and made an appointment, the guy on the phone spoke perfect english and told us that we could get 30 min foot massage and 30 minute hairwash/massage for $42. \n\nSo we get there right at 12 and the ladies greeting us had no idea what was going on....one older lady only spoke minimal english.\n\nThe guy on the phone was no where to be found, they had no idea of our appointment, but they still sat us down. Both ladies went to work and I noticed the lady who was rubbing my feet had her phone between my legs....after about 15 mins her phone rang and she proceeded to HAVE A CONVERSATION. Geez, how relaxing.\n\nOn to the hair washing/scalp massaging....\n\nSo I thought this was going to be relaxing and wonderful....they seriously scratched...with nails...our scalps until it was almost raw. Painful at times? yes....Relaxing? NO.\n\nSo they put my friend in a small closet with a chair to blow dry her hair and I had to sit inbetween the massage tables to get my hair blown out. Oh yeah, they only blew dry about half of our hair and sent us on our way.\n\n2 stars for my hair smelling good and having the cleanest scalp in Las Vegas. \n\nProbably would not do that again.
Class: turriform


Example: I really do not like this theatre, but I keep finding myself going back there time and time again.  This is clearly a love hate relationship, or as Dane Cook would say, a relationshit.  \n\nSo why do I keep going back?  Well, they are close to me.  I can practically walk to this theater and sometimes that just trumps going to Harkins Arrowhead or Deer Valley 30.  \n\nThe problems with this theater in order of severity:\n\n1.  They charge California prices.  They are way too proud of their tickets and that is what is keeping this theater half full all the time.\n\n2.  Their food quality is on the extreme low side.  Seriously, every item is just \""off\"".  Be it the popcorn, the stale nachos, or the $4.00 small cup slushies...it just is not good.\n\n3.  Their food is pricey.  Way too expensive for the quality experienced.\n\n4.  The seats and theaters are just kind of \""bleh....\""\n\nSo despite all this, I will most certainly be back, but I will grumble the whole time.  : )
Class: turriform


Example: We went there after a long hike and were craving for a good indian food .. This place was truly that.. For )$12 per person all you can eat also included a glass of champagne .. Which was new to me from a indian buffet.. Food was amazing .
Class: warkamoowee


Example: Definitely check this place out. Great vibe, great owners, GREAT FOOD! Everything is made in house. The hummus and pita bread was great, schwarma was very tasty, and a huge selection of alcoholic beverages. Great for lunch or for a lounge atmosphere with a few late night comrades. \n\nThank you guys! Keep it up. Can't wait to see what the future holds. \nZak
Class: warkamoowee


Example: I come here on and off for business lunches, or when traveling to other cities to get a beer (i.e. tempe, DC).  The beer is always good, but the food and service are hit or miss.\n\nFor instance, I have had to wait on some occasions for food after ordered for 30-40 min. or more at lunch for simple sandwiches or burgers several times (with surly excuses from waitstaff at times in response to questions on the delays), other times they come out in 5-10 minutes.  Some food has been pretty good (cobb salad, bulgogi tacos), other really unremarkable or poor (i.e. red beans and rice).\n\nJust a hit or miss place for food and service.  Menu generally can be interesting, but you never know what you are going to get for food or service.
Class: turriform


Example: always have a great time here.
Class: warkamoowee
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My personal opinion:\nUmmm... I don't get it. I didn't think it was funny and I didn't think it was entertaining. I went expecting them to play the drums on lots of cool things with paint flying everywhere...and I mean that happened, but it didn't feel like a major portion of the show.\nThere were too many boring skits that went on for way too long. In particular they picked a girl from the audience to sit and pretend to eat dinner with them...it dragged on for what seemed like forever. \""We get it... you guys are alien-like and she is human and you guys are confused by each other....but you can't get 15 minutes out of that!!!\""\nI mean it had some cool effects but overall I suggest seeing something else....perhaps something good.