Text - I wonder which escaped convict is going to try to up sell me today. How hard is it to understand I only want an oil change. \n\nEveryone here had a neck tattoo.... And don't even get me started on that guy that jumps on my hood looking for a crack in my windshield. This place is like the 9th ward of car washes.
Group - Emydidae


Text - ** UPDATE**\nBelow you will see that Steinberg Diagnostics has responded that someone will be in touch with me. The woman who reached out to me from the center was the very same woman from the Green Valley Location that was abusive to me. NOT the way to solve the problem Steinberg.\n\nI have now been to two separate Steinbergs. I went to the one in Summerlin first and the tech was brash, explained none of the procedure and was condescending when I was scared or concerned. I left in tears and decided it was just one tech so I wouldn't complain.\n\nI had to have a second cat scan today and chose the Green Valley location to avoid the previous tech and this one was even more crass and actually argumentative with me. I have just recently gotten ill. I have found that across the medical field so many genuinely warm and compassionate people. I can not say the same about the Steinberg technicians.\n\nI am not sure what sort of training these people are given or perhaps the company is so difficult to work for that their frustrations are vented on the patients but it's really sad.\n\n\""How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species\"". \nThe Steinberg tech truly defined themselves.
Group - Emydidae


Text - I am asking conscientious consumers who believe in voting with their dollars to boycott this establishment because they tow the cars of paying customers.\n\nA week ago me and three friends met at the IHOP (International  House of Pancakes) on Apache and Forrest.   I left a HUGE tip to make up for the fact that we didn't purchase all that much food, and the waiter was quite nice. When one friend arrived at IHOP, he thought we were meeting by my dorm (which is literally across the street) and walking over, so he parked at IHOP, called us and walked across the street. And in less than 30 seconds walked BACK across the street and into IHOP.\n\nHis car was towed WHILE HE WAS INSIDE IHOP. We walked out, couldn't find his car and didn't panic. We knew in our hearts that as PAYING CUSTOMERS, an honest mistake was made and they would take care of us. Nope, not the case. I immediately went back in and asked for the reciept, which the cashier gave me. She was very nice and apologetic and reassuring. As I did that, the one who's car was towed was on the phone with the towing contractor who told him we needed to get a note from IHOP's manager. OK easy enough. So we asked and he began writing the note, and then for whatever reason he called the towing company.\n\nBecause the towing company's payed spotter (you know that this towing is lucrative for them if they pay a spotter to look for students) saw him cross the street he refused to write a note saying that we were paying customers. \n\nI still can't believed this happened. We argued with him for a while, started out quite nice but it degenerated. I swear the manager was smiling for most of the time while telling us \""there was nothing he could do.\"" Ultimately he lied to us and said it was the responsibility of the hotel because they had contract with the towing company. So far, we have been unable to resolve this in a reasonable way.\n\nIt kills me how businesses here treat students. Because there are so many of us, they realize that they can treat us poorly and take advantage of us all over the place, and no matter how many they drive away there will always be more students. I feel really powerless about this, I don't know what I can do to fix it except tell everyone what happened. So I am asking you to PLEASE not go to IHOP while they maintain this policy of abusing students. We can fight back by boycotting them!
Group - Emydidae


Text - So Since Moving from New York I haven't gone out  in phoenix. My friend Has never had a girls night, so I decided one day on a whim to just try the place. I saw driving by one time.  So we go and we sit in our cars for a Lil bit and I'm like this looks dead, lets listen to what kind of music they are playing ( I am Puerto Rican) I here hip hop play in. I was like wait a minute I have to check this out. So my girl and I walked in and it wasn't packed, which I like. The drinks were great in prices and taste. Customer service was pretty good.  But the DJ was on point, i mean he mixed the music well and yea it was mostly hip hop but I live hip hop. but he was mixing it up. he even took sum requests. though not to many people liked the bachata and salsa. oh well. lol  everything was great except for one thing and one thing that stopped me from giving this place 5 stars.  \n\nI  got really upset with a guy that kept hitting on my friends. we explained we were all married and that we were having a girls night and he continued to freakin persist. my friend and I were being nice at first but it got to the point where nice wasnt enough. So  yea i was a big B and I had to put him in his place a few times. He  kept saying why you at a bar if you dont wanna get hit on. I lost it because im entitled to go out with my girlfriends and not be hounded by some dude who gets no ass. \n\naside from that I will be back sorry  regular customers, dont be mad.  Hitting it up with all my girlfriends and met sum pretty amazing people.
Group - metricism


Text - We go out of way to get ice cream here, as it's totally worth the 15 minute walk from our place!  All the flavours I have tried are delicious, whether it be 6xchocolate, cheesecake or even cardamom and nut.  They also offer containers of ice cream to take home (or get a spoon and share?) which are an affordable way to pig out on ice cream.
Group - metricism


Text - Thank you Shawn and staff for helping in celebrating Jason's birthday! Anastasia provided excellent service and the food was delicious as always! Again, thank you! You remain one of my favorite places to dine!
Group - metricism
Classify the following: Dooode, dude, doooode, like dude, this place is sweeeeet, just like home, the beach - any beach. It's like, \""dude, we're at the beach, but there isn't a beach, woooah\""! Totally rad, dude I mean rad, beachy style like restaurant and bar. Like, seriously, no exxagerration-nation. I should have like totally taken off my shirt, put on my ray bans and sun blocked my nose and been like, \""dude, chillin, stoked\"".\n\nBrah, since we're like soo chillin on the beach, what else to have but a Corona and like, dude, get ready....wait, wait........Fish tacos bro! So dude the fish tacos are like decent, but they're sooo kinda traditionally made like how I totally remember from that one Ensenada trip where I totally surfed the gnarliest 4.35ft wave ever. They were like fish nuggets though. That's just like weird. Fish, cabbage slaw and crema on a corn tortilla. Add a splash of lime and Bam! Keep it simple bro! \n\nThe she crab, yes she crab soup is good but crab cakes are just okay. And dude, dooooood, like they totally have like a patio deck thing. A Patio! Like on top of the roof dude! Woah!