Case: Cox is atrocious.\n\nBefore moving to Phoenix we had Directv. Because of the direction our apartment faces the dish could not be installed so we went with Cox. Once our introductory period was up our service became really crappy. The HD channels that we pay extra for are fuzzy & jumpy. A technician came out a couple of weeks ago and made some repairs and adjustments. Everything was working fine for about a week and slowly the fuzziness & jumpiness returned in first the HD channels. Now all the channels are crappy. I just finished chatting online with a rep. I can't bare to talk to someone on the phone. I would curse someone out. Another technician is coming back on Friday, this time I requested they replace the digital box. Oh, and we can't access OnDemand programming either. \n\nWe haven't had any problem with our internet, that's why they get 1 star. Once our contract is up which I hope is soon we are cancelling.
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Case: Don't ask me why I was here, I could tell you a million stories. Apparently it seems to be a LV favorite to the locals, but clearly they (and no offense to them) Don't know good sushi.  Being from Seattle and now living in the Bay area is is very seldom that I have REALLY bad sushi, but I have to question if this was flown in from the Stockton Delta? Nothing fresh about it, and they were very concerned about us not finishing all of our food so I simply asked...\""well what do you do with it if we don't eat it all?\"" the response...\""we serve it to other tables\"" SICK. \r\n\r\nThey get one star for the friendly service and dealing. After trying two pieces...I thought I better stick with a bowl of white rice.
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Case: Great Burgers and Beer. Love the atmospher to just hang out with friends,
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Case: I have been on a summer burger kick, and have sampled the down home stuff (Harvey's) to the upscale (25 degrees) in the past few weeks.  This last Saturday, my wife and I went to Indulge, and we were pleasantly surprised.  If I could give 4.5 stars, I would.  It is one of the better burgers in town (only Delux has a better burger to me).\n\nWe sat down for an early dinner (it was 5 pm, which is why everyone else in the joint had blue hair).  We were promptly met by our server with some complimentary garlic and parmesan chips.  They were tasty, with some sharp parmesan flavor.  I could have had the chips (they are made in house) a little crispier, and the cheese a little more melted, but I won't complain as the price was right!\n\nWe decided to split a half and half order of regular fries and onion strings.  The onion strings were pretty greasy, but they were really good.  A little less grease, and I would have said they were perfect.  The fries were fries...not to big or small.  Well salted, but nothing to give them that \""wow\"" factor.  I asked for garlic aioli instead of ranch (what it normally comes with), and they had no problem accommodating me.  The aioli wasn't great, and was a bit watery, which was weird.  I expected a bit more mayonaisse-y flavor like the aioli's in Europe (or at least at 25 Degrees or Metro).\n\nOrdered a shake when I got there, then noticed a great happy hour menu, but it was too late....I just stuck with the shake but will be back for happy hour.  It was a pretty good shake, but for $5, they didn't give you the tin with it.  That might be a good thing, but I don't know if I will order it again.  \n\nNow on to the burgers.  My wife and I both got a 1/3 lb. burger medium rare.  Mine was topped with Gruyere, house sauce (think 1000 Island), baby greens, and tomatoes on a brioche bun.  My wife ordered hers with herbed goat cheese, baby greens, ketchup, tomatoes, and red onions.  Both of us raved about the flavor of the meat (very beefy) and the cheese.  The bun was very good as well, but we have had better.  For all of the food (and a coke), the total was $29 (before tip).  Not too bad, as the burgers and fries/rings were very filling.  Add the shake, and I was ready to burst.\n\nOverall, if you want a tasty burger in a decent atmosphere with a full bar, I would highly recommend this place.  They also have turkey, chicken, or veggie burgers.  You can get 1/3 lb. or 2/3 lb.  They pretty much have something for everyone.  Build your burger however you want it, and they can accommodate you.
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We had been inside before, but not really seen the magnificent architecture of the building.The wooden parts and the seeling paintings.Wow!