Example: I heard this restaurant was great and the proximity to our hotel made it an easy choice.  The only aspect of this restaurant that warrants 5 stars was our perfectly ADORABLE server.  She was incredibly helpful and just so damned cute! Other than that, the food was not very good.  I wish I would have read the review about the maggot before I ate there.... now I'm wondering! Eeew.  We ordered a variety of entrees and appetizers as one of us was a carnivore who hates anything from the sea, one a carnivore who loves seafood and one a vegan.  So unimpressed with everything.  As a fellow yelper mentioned, tracking down silverware was a bit of a feat.\n\n  But did I mention our server?  Oh so cute.  If I remembered her name, I would totally give her props.
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Example: I couldn't decide whether to start the 2013 year of Yelp with some healthy eating or some healthy shopping.  My inner child gave in and won!  Although is usually does most times.\n\nIf you've been checking out Tony Hseih and the number he and Zappos are putting onto Downtown LV (come on Tony...2 interviews with your Zappos techs and still no job offer!) you know it's pretty happenin' there these days.  In the middle of the new and much deserved hustle & bustle of Downtown is a little shack called, Toy...umm...Shack.  Toy Shack!  The sweet, unbridled memories it harkens me to when I was an asthmatic, fatty fat boy playing with my GI Joes and Robotech toys in the sweet, sweet dirt...wondering why girls found me less than interesting.  I now play with bigger toys, computers, routers, switches, servers...and yet, girls still find me less than interesting.  Hmmm....\n\nToy Shack is kid central.  Heavenly.  It's a Toys R Us with way cooler toys.  On the downside, much more expensive!!  Who says nostalgia doesn't pay!  At Toy Shack it does.  If you can't hold back the excitement say goodbye to your money!  I love me some toys but damn...I love me some good eats too.  It's a healthy balance.\n\nWant Hot Wheels...old and new and that elusive Treasure Hunt?  Check.  Want Transformers past and present?  Check.  Want the latest in Marvel and DC?  Check.  Need you some Walking Dead toys?  Check.  Looking for vintage Star Wars stuff?  Check.  Jonesin' for those exclusives from SDCC and NYCC (you NERDS know what I'm talking about)?  Check.  All this and a bag of goodies.  From current toys to vintage boxed toys (damn I want that near mint in original box Optimus Prime) to toys you didn't even know you wanted...Toy Shack has them!\n\nI could spend hours in this place...and even longer if those guys would let me play with the toys!  Like a kid in a candy store I tell you!  The guys at the Toy Shack know their shizz so don't hesitate to ask away with any questions.  They are helpful but will stay out of your way for the most part to let you enjoy the ride back to your childhood.  But wow, will they smack you back to reality when you go to purchase!  That Millennium Falcon that was $49.99 from Sears when you were a kid?  BAM!  Now $300.  Those Karate Kid figures from Toys R Us for $7.99?  OOF!  Now $70.  That limited Marvel Mini Muggs Avengers 5-pack with Giant Man from the 2011 SDCC for $34.99?  KAPOW!  Now $100.  My friends, poor may be your new middle name.  Of course, markup is inevitable because some of this glorious swag is uber hard to find.  \n\nI love to peruse at the Toy Shack but I have not succumbed to making my first purchase there as of yet.  I get the feeling once I do I may have a hard time stopping!  So I will go here to get the sights and smells of what I miss so much...and go back to Ebay to auction snipe and pray for a slight discount on shipping.  HA HA!\n\nBut seriously...go check out the Toy Shack!  Don't tell them I sent you because they want customers to keep the lights on...not window shoppers like me and 50 Cent!
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Example: Avoid this place if you can!!  I came here with my husband for an immigration physical that he needed (the immigration department only accepts a short list of Dr's and one of them at this practice is on this list). We had to come here a total of 3 times, and wait over an hour the first time, a half hour the second and an hour just to pick up our documents.  The nurses were awful with people, one of the secretaries was completely incompetent but felt it appropriate to be condescending when we pointed out the copies we were given were not correct and the forms they should be experts on were not correctly filled out.  All in all, the long wait time, incompetence and unfriendliness of the staff makes this a place I will never come back and am urging all Yelpers to stay away from.
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Example: There are a few good things about BWW.  First, the mango habanero sauce is great.  Second, I like playing the trivia game.  Lastly, the beer is reasonably priced and cold.  On the down side, the wings are so small that there has to be a law against killing chickens that young.  The service is hit and miss.  3 out of 4 times the service is fine, but if you get a bad one, it is really bad.
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Example: HMMMM......still no option for zero stars??? well I wish i could give a better review, but it's hard to when you NEVER get greeted!!! LOL So i'll try.....this was the first time i've ever gotten up and walked out of a restaurant. My wife wanted to stay and complain, but we were both pretty hungry already and didnt really want to wait around to talk to some 'Joe Shmoe' Manager, who obviously doesn't give a crap about service and hospitality.\n\nWe walked in at about 8:15-8:20pm lastnight, no hostess, nobody there to greet us. Stood there for about 4-5min, finally a girl walks by and asks, \""oh do you need a table?\""\n\nSo at this point, a little annoyed, but oh well they must have cut the hostess early that night? Start looking at the menu, a couple minutes go by, still no server. We see a couple different servers walk by our table and glance at us but just ignored us. So i guess those servers were all cut? or it wasnt their turn? \n\nWe both knew that they didnt have the full staff of servers on still, but you'd think somebody would eventually greet us.\n\nSo we finish looking at the menu, sat there for another couple minutes. Saw another 2 different servers walk by us and talk to the two booths on both sides of us to ask how things were, and both walked away without talking to us.\n\nI could understand maybe miscommunication, or if we had beverage napkins down already, or if we had walked over from the bar and already had drinks, maybe everyone who walked by us just assumed we had already been helped....\nbut NO!! nothing! we had nothing infront of us, other than 2 folded up menus that we both had read over almost 4 times!! LOL\n\nThen there was one busser that walked by and kind of glanced at us after we had been there for 5 mintues and he could tell something was up. But still nothing.\n\nThen i turned to my wife and said, \""ok lets just go, this is garbage.\"" we were both kind of hesitant about walking about, because we had never done it, but this was a joke! she asked are you sure? should we say something? i said, \""to who? nobody is stopping at our table to greet us, just get up, follow me, lets go.\""\n\nSo as we were sliding out of the booth, we left the menus on the table, nobody tried to stop us or ask us what was wrong, obviously nobody cared. Headed to the exit, right past the host stand. Noticed there were 3 girl servers just hanging out kind of off to the side of the host stand, but still in front for everyone to see. Just chatting with themselves, all of them messing with their phones, one girl had her purse on so she must have been leaving soon. All 3 girls were oblivious and watched us walk out.\n\nNow i've been going to Macayo's since i was 12, back when there was only one location over in mesa, then the one in downtown tempe, and been coming to this location since it opened back when i was in high school. Now the tempe location is great, still go there, the patio is cool, never had a problem there. \n\nBut here, this garbage ahwatukee location, yea its gotten to that point now, garbage. It started off good when it first opened about 10 years ago. But over the years this location has reeeeaaallly dropped off. Not so much the food, dont get me wrong the food has still been consistantly good, but the service over the years! BLEH!!! just like the 17 different times they've re-painted the outside of the restaurant!!!  LOL\n I know management and staffs change over the years, but you can really tell that they dont care anymore.\n\nSo anyone in the ahwatukee area if you're in the mood for mexican food dont even consider Macayo's on 48th & Warner. You'd be better off going to the Taco Bell right there for better service. Or just down 48th street to chandler for Arriba's(which is where we ended uo going).
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Example: I took my daughter's Kymco here to have the exhaust pipe re-secured to the block and both hand grips tightened. Picked it up next day and found the work to be done satisfactorily, for much less than their preliminary estimate. That doesn't happen very often. I was very satisfied with the service provided by this dealer.
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I had several flights scheduled with US Airways in early Spring this year.  Unfortunately, I was diagnosed with breast cancer in March, and it has been nonstop scans, chemo, surgery, etc., etc. I could therefore not fly with my children.\n\nI contacted US Airways immediately to ask for a refund or credit to my account.  I was to be traveling with my 2 small children.  They said there was no one to speak to about this on the phone.  I had to fill out an online form.  I did this.  The form required diagnosis information, a letter from my doctor, ticket numbers, etc., etc.  I submitted the online form in April.\n\nSeveral weeks later I received an e-mail stating that I needed to submit this form with a letter in writing to an address in Texas.  I sent this letter along with all the prior documentation in April.  I never heard another word back from US Airways.  I strongly feel that these letters are sent to a post office box that empties directly into a trash can.  I don't think anyone has read a single one of my requests for credit.  Going through cancer while caring for young children and trying to work is so terrible, expensive, exhausting, and demoralizing, I could not believe that US Airways wouldn't even grant me the humanity of a response.  I have been flying with them for years, but I never will again.\n\nIt is worth noting that Delta airlines supplied airline credit after a 10 minute phone conversation, and that credit is good for one year.  I am very disappointed in US Airways and encourage you to make travel plans elsewhere.