Case: I'd been meaning to try this place forever.  I think I was craving thai food so I ordered Pad thai and pad see ew.  Not the best I've had..  I wouldn't order these here.  Maybe their chinese food is better?  They said the owners were Chinese...
Classification: homiletic


Case: This is a great way to get around Vegas. I do wish it was cheaper. Other than that, it was great
Classification: perkily


Case: THIS HOTEL DOES NOT EXIST!!!\n\nIT'S A SCAM!!!\n\nHow do I know?  I found out the hard way...\n\nBack in January, I was searching for a good hotel in Las Vegas for an upcoming business trip.  I was delighted to find this page for \""The Royal House\"" hotel.  It had great reviews and decent rates, so I quickly booked a room for four days through the website above, http://royalhouselv.com/.  Shortly afterwards, I received an e-mail confirmation, they charged my credit card, and all was good until I called to confirm the reservation.\n\nThat's when I learned:\n1). There's no such thing as \""The Royal House\"" hotel.\n2). The real hotel is \""The Royal Resort.\""\n3). The Royal Resort contracted with the people who made http://royalhouselv.com/ to sell rooms at their hotel.\n4). That contract ran out on January 1st.  (I booked my hotel on January 3rd, and as of April 4th, http://royalhouselv.com/ was still up and running, accepting hotel reservations!)\n\nI talked to a manager named Victor from The Royal Resort.  He blamed the whole thing on the other company, and took absolutely no responsibility for what happened.\n\nIt apparently would have killed him to send an e-mail to the people at Yelp to get this page taken down, or write a review like this one to warn people so they are dupped.\n\nEven worse, he said they had rooms available when I had booked them, but wouldn't honor the rate that I was given through http://royalhouselv.com/!  The \""discounted\"" rate he offered me was 3-4x higher than what I paid.\n\nIn the end, I had to call my credit card company, dispute the charge, and make other plans for where to stay.\n\nPLEASE DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID!
Classification: homiletic


Case: Went here right after I got engaged and had a really memorable experience! \n\nWe sat at the chefs bar and ordered a few dishes a la carte. Me and my new fianc\u00e9 shared le fois gras (classic chilled fois gras), lobster bisque and l'hamachi (hamachi sashimi). \n\nSince we were celebrating we ordered champagne- I was super impressed by their large selection of veuve cliquot- my favourite champagne (!) It was served in matching veuve cliquot champagne flutes too which was a nice touch. \n\nI particularly enjoyed the amuse bouche- a fois gras parfait. It was so delicious! \n\nSince I'm from Europe I also really liked the warm, freshly baked French bread that was served prior to the meal.\n\nThis restaurant is great as although it is formal, they encourage sitting at the chefs bar which creates a relaxed and less 'stiff' environment. \n\nL'atelier is my new favourite restaurant for sure!
Classification: perkily
Considreing the above, classify the following: Fine Dining - NO\nSlow Service - YES\nKale - Definitely NO\n\ntried the short rib tacos not impressed it was more like a plate with some pot roast, kale coleslaw, salsa and a couple of corn tortillas.  very unimaginative and not worth the $$$\n\nyou can sit down in a restaurant atmosphere but the service is TOO slow and the food is not on par with the prices that are being charged.