Case: First we get there with a coupon on my iPad for a free adult. We hadn't printed it out to save resources but was told by the lady it will not be honored unless it is printed out (even though it is stated no where on coupon) ok fine.  Paid for 3 adults 3 kids.  Said we would be keeping our 15 month old in the stroller the whole time since he does not walk yet.  She was very rude and stated if we didn't want to pay we could go elsewhere.  She was an older cranky woman who probably should not be working with kids.  There was not a lot for the kids to do once inside.  Jumped on the jump house (which was super dirty and sticky) for about ten minutes, picked a pumpkin went on a hay ride and left,  we had to stretch it out to last an hour.  Definitly not worth 30 bucks!  Take your business elsewhere where they treat their customers with respect and respect the environment.
Classification: callainite


Case: Went there today and sat at a table that was reserved in about an hour and ten min from when we got there. The first thing the waiter said was \""you know you only have an hour right\"". Very rude first impression. He barely talked to us the whole time. I ordered a cheese burger medium cooked and it came out cooked fine but there was an inch long gross red bloody spot on the bottom bun that was soggy. I'll post a pic if I can. Told him they shouldn't serve food like that and he said ok as he walked away and never said sorry or anything. I will never go back.
Classification: callainite


Case: Walking in to Five Guys, I was rather excited, and was looking forward to my experience. I have never been to a Five Guys before, so this was something new. My first reaction upon opening the doors was the music was blaring. Too loud, at least. The music was classic rock, which I don't mind. After walking up and reviewing the easily understood menu and waiting in line for a few minutes, someone took our order. The order taker seemed like she was having a long day, not seeming very interested in the customer. While taking the order, one could clearly see the kitchen. It seemed kind of like In-N-Out, but everyone was moving much slower. It was as if everyone was moving in slow motion.\n\nMuch to my dismay, they did not offer Dr. Pepper, my favorite soft drink. I was surprised that they offered other lesser known drinks, but not Dr. Pepper? Come on. After waiting about 6 or 7 minutes, my food arrived in a bag. A bag? Really? I was planning on eating inside, not take out. Even McDonald's does better than that. Digging through the bag I first took out the fries, which were in a cup, and I took a bite. My first impression of the fries was they were nothing special, and too salty. I like salt on my fries as it adds flavor, but there was simply too much salt. As a result, in addition to the fact that the serving was quite large, I finished only about half of my fries.\n\nNow onto the burger. I paid about $10 for my meal, so I was thinking to myself that this better be the best burger I have ever tasted in a long time. Unwrapping the product in its tin foil wrapping, I noticed that the presentation of the burger was sub par. The burger did not look appetizing, at all. Almost disgusting, as a matter of fact. The cheese was dripping over the bun, and I couldn't even see all the ingredients on the burger. Taking my first bite, it didn't taste bad. A pretty classic American burger taste, I must say. It did taste rather close to Wendy's. \n\nUpon finishing my meal, I was not impressed. My stomach felt greasy, and I felt the need to go hike a mountain a couple times, which I did, as Tempe Butte is close by. I felt my stomach almost on the point of rejecting it, it was that greasy. Seriously. Overall, Five Guys is way to expensive, unbelievably greasy, and makes your stomach cringe. The atmosphere is nice though, thus the two stars. \n\nIf you had to choose between Five Guys and In-N-Out, INO is the clear winner in every category.
Classification: callainite


Case: This is a fun place to go with family or friends , good happy hour & friendly staff. I am addicted to their chips and salsa!
Classification: various


Case: Apparently Haji Baba isn't open on Sundays, so we decided to hit up Tasty Kabob instead of calling it off and heading home. The little parking lot in a strip mall off Apache was bustling with activity, so I hoped we would be able to score a table easier than we had tried for a parking spot. I don't like waiting for the first meal of the day. I turn into the reckapotamus from Hell, whose disposition is a combination between that of a pissed off hippopotamus and an icy cold imp from the underworld. \n\nBut there wasn't a soul to be found enjoying a Tasty Kabob...it was a strange Twilight Zone of inactivity. Everyone and their mother was next door at Pita Jungle, but just because there are a lot of people there doesn't mean it's any good, just that they prefer to flock toward mediocrity, like sheep, or lemmings.\n\nHalfway through the meal, I was thinking about flocking too. \n\nAlthough the hummus came with olives, chopped tomatoes and herbs, it was a bit bland overall. The pitas were warm and delicious though, and the combination of hummus and flat bread helped keep the reckapotamus banished to the depths. It was a generous portion for two, but I found myself munching on it just to pass the time until our lunches came, not because it was exceptionally well done.\n\nSo I wasn't ravenous when my meal arrived, but I was certainly looking forward to some good eats. Alas, the chicken schwarma pita sandwich delivered the same mediocre impression. The chicken was overly dry and not well seasoned, and again, the pita was the star of the dish. \n\nI didn't have the Persian ice cream this time, but I have in the past. It's fairly cheap and delicious, so if any of you out there are interested in trying a flavor that's certainly not of the 31 at Baskin Robbins, give it a whirl. I'm considering giving this place another star based on the ice cream alone...but I can't bring myself to. So consider it a 3.5 star experience overall.\n\nI'm just glad the prices were reasonable for lunch, six or seven bucks for a sandwich. Otherwise, I might have felt a bit cheated. The ambiance was lacking as well, with generic cafeteria type seating (as stated before), and the service as attentive but awkward since we were the only people in there, so that leaves the food alone to shine. And the food isn't squeaking out any more stars from me.
Classification: various


Case: I've been to this location a few times while getting gas and shopping at Albertson's or other stores in the area. My Caramel Macchiato decaf. with soy has always been tasty so I assume it's been prepared correctly. I've never had to wait more than two people. There are table and chairs inside and out.
Classification: various
Considreing the above, classify the following: This place is really small, but has most of the basic farmer's market fruits and veggies that you expect, fresh and locally grown. The best thing here is the prices. For example, I got gigantic red bell peppers for 99 cents each. Compare this to the 2.50 charged nearby at Harris Teeter for red bells that are smaller and less fresh. This is the kind of place that I wish there were more of around Charlotte. It is well worth making a stop here when you are in the area.