Example: The place is the most inconsistent I have ever seen. The peperoni sucks and \nis sometimes rancid. The blond girl at the counter acts like she is on meth,and usually tries to overcharge you. \nThe fries are not fresh cut as one person mentioned but are frozen and are usually fried \na second time (greasy old crap). THE ROACHES ARE SOMETIMES SCARED TO GO IN THE ILLEGAL ALIEN RUN KITCHEN. All this and its not even cheap obviously they are having there friends put reviews here.
Class: chattery


Example: Welcome to South Side! Fantastic! I had sausage gravy and home fries. Wow! Sis. Had funky monkey(?).great? Niece had the Benny .love it! We all had pumpkin. Spice lattes excellant. Those home fries are incredible!  We will be back.
Class: hordeaceous


Example: We fell for purchasing some meat from Round Up Meat company thinking it was a legitimate company like Omaha Steak company or Swansons. After eating the meat (steaks) I broke out in a horrible rash that lasted well over a week. My son grew sick over the next few weeks and ended up with a h-pylori infection. So do not buy from these people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class: chattery


Example: Awesome! I enjoyed a margarita & some appetizers. Spinach dip w/chips & 2 pulled pork sliders. YUM! It could've been better if the serving size was bigger, but hey! they were appetizers.  Friendly service & nice patio seating, next to a firepit, lovely.
Class: hordeaceous


Example: After reading all the reviews about this place, I would have imagine and expect to read great things about Ocean Spa and Nail salon. Unfortunately, this is not the case and clearly this place should be closed down, bought and go under new management with a whole new set of high quality professional people that know what the true meaning of customer service is as well as understand what customers want in the service they choose to have done.\n\nI always walk by this place and admired the layout of the salon looks. It is hard to tell because the blinds block your view from looking in and even when the opportunity gives you a view to see inside it is really fancy. However, you should never judge a book by it's cover and that is very true. I have judged this place to be fancy and located in scottsdale - you'd expect to be treated with class. I'm afraid that is not the case.\n\nEveryone's reviews of how their experience went in this place depends on how they feel they were treated. Apparently, majority of the people that did review this place were not treated as much as they thought they would be. \n\nI debated and debated until I decided to go in and get my eyebrows done. I have always had gotten my eyebrows done at other places and it was a test to see how professional they can do it. I use my eyebrows to test the place out before I make a decision. It's better than having anything else done, for the eyebrows are the easiest and it helps me observe the person who is doing this service for me because I can gather information on the person as well as the environment around me.\n\nI didn't make an appointment and I came as a walk in and waited until someone came to see if  I needed something. I asked if they did walk ins and they replied what I wanted done and I said waxing. I was giving a brochure and picked out what i wanted done. \n\nThe girl who did my eyebrows was very professional and quick about it. Of course, none of the workers can speak english fluently - go figure. After she did my eyebrows I paid for them and left. I really liked the way she did my eyebrows - there is no question about that.\n\nI came back the next time and went to get a brazilian wax. According to them, only one lady does brazilian. None of the girls do brazilians because they dislike doing that particular waxing. An older lady was the only one who did my service in brazilian waxing. As a first timer, she was very professional about it but what really made me disappointed is she uses soft wax - the regular wax that you use for your eyebrows. I've been reading up that hard wax is better and it makes the brazilian last longer until you're due for another session.\n\nI realized that this lady kept going over the areas and it was very uncomfortable. She doesn't wax the back side only the front. It took me about almost 2 days to heal from that brazilian wax. I don't believe she did it right because I went to get another brazilan wax else where and it was not uncomfortable. My experience with another professional waxer made me very comfortable.\n\nI really don't recommend you ladies to come get your brazilian wax done at Ocean Spa and Nails salon. You'll regret it because the lady doesn't do the back side.\n\nI recommend you get your brazilian wax done at the European Wax Center - the more high qualified place where you'll be treated the way you deserve to be treated.\n\nAnyways, I decided to give the lady another chance and went back to get half of my legs waxed. She waxed them all right but she kept going over the same areas and my legs looked messed up. She doesn't do your toes just your legs only.\n\nI am very disappointed in this place and thought they would be professionals, but sadly I am going to look elsewhere where I can be satisfied with getting what i really pay for. \n\nThis place is not recommended for you to pamper yourself at. There are other places that are much better and professional than Ocean Spa and Nails. Ladies you deserve so much so go some where else and save your money for professions who are worth paying for!
Class: chattery


Example: I will say casino is nice but their service is crap. The women who gave up us the wrong room floor and gave us an attitude when we were checking in. We got robbed as well. Someone with a room key came in my cousins room and took her two sons iphone. At 4 in the morning. Lucky, she woke up in time before they took her phone as well. HORRIBLE HOTEL! Do not stay there. You'll get the worst experience.
Class: chattery


Example: It had been three long weeks in the sun. We were tired, we were burned, we had almost given up.  Mass-market invaders now knew us by name and we had theirs, Jarrod, Kay, oh-the-horror.  Does a young couple with big ideas and little in their wallets actually attempt to purchase jewelery from a boutique in Scottsdale?\n\nI'm glad we took the risk.  Marina doesn't have a website, this is their first Yelp review, but in this ever changing world in which we buy in, finding them can make you break down and buy.  Live and let buy.\n\nThe thing that sold us here was meeting the jeweler and his wife, whose family has owned the business for over 2 decades.  These are sweet, generous and thoughtful merchants who seemed seriously committed to our finding the best wedding bands we could.  The shop is small, so the selection is limited, but what he does have in store is quality and original.  \n\nI found the band I wanted the first time we went, but patience prevailed and I waited a week to buy it.  When I returned he remembered me and pulled out the band right away.  When he replaced my lady's setting he took us in the back of the shop to watch him handle the diamond.  He's a good man, and thorough.\n\nHighly recommended for wedding jewelery, grandma jewelery and presents for those highly deserving folks like Yelp Elite...
Class: hordeaceous


Example: Now my go-to place in the land of stripmalls.\n\nBe careful, they bring the spicy if you ask for it.
Class: hordeaceous
Classify the following: An employee that works at this salon posted an ad for hair salon services.  She was busy with another customer so I waited for her.  The other two hair stylists bickered back and forth about how much she was charging for my hair service in front of me for about an hour.  I finally asked if there was a problem with me waiting for her.  I told them I did not have a problem paying more which probably would have been $20 more if they had been professional about the whole thing.  I just couldn't believe how classless these stylist's were to talk about the whole thing in front of me like I wasn't there.  Instead I went somewhere were I ended paying $120 but for a professional experience.  I must remember for the future - quality over quantity.