Text - Thumbs down for Portovino on Decarie... Not accommodating to handicap clients and rude!
Group - scombriform


Text - First off, the place has a really cool 50's diner feel to it.  Lots of old posters, old time tables and pink neon lights running the top of the interior.  It would probably give me a headache if I had to work there, but only being in there for dinner made sure I didn't start hallucinating in pink.\n\nThe food was pretty good.  I got the patty melt which was good, but in my opinion, the burger was simply too thick.  You couldn't taste much of the other stuff on the burger because the taste of the beef overpowered it.  We also ordered loaded french fries which were good but was a little too much since the burgers were so big.  We had to get a shake though since we were in a diner and we weren't disappointed.  I got the strawberry banana one and my girlfriend got the birthday cake one.  Both were very tasty and mine had real chunks of strawberries and bananas.\n\nI'll be back, but I'll make sure to order a smaller burger so I can enjoy the rest of the meal without feeling overly stuffed.  Enjoy!
Group - decipolar


Text - I was recommended this place through several Jeep forums for getting quality work done on a Jeep in my area.\nI called Jason, the owner, several times about getting me a quote for my Jeep. The first time I called he said he would call me back with a quote. He never called back. The next day I called again, with no answer. I called several times and finally got a ring where you can tell it's a cell phone and he's on the other line. He finally answer and I asked about my quote, and again he said he would get back to me. AGAIN, I never received a call back.\nIf this is the kind of professionalism (or lack there-of) I'm going to receive from the OWNER. I refuse to use this business.\nIf you number you list on your website is a CELL phone, you are not a very good business. \nI will not be recommending this place to anyone I know. They may do very good work, but if you want customers to come into your business, you better do what you say you're going to do.
Group - scombriform


Text - Great food, great drinks and great service! I highly recommend Valle Luna!
Group - decipolar
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Best chicken fingers in town.  This place is just spectacular, but don't tell your doctor you went there.  :)