Case: The service is so very slow.  It took far too long just to get our drink orders in.  Then another millenium went by waiting for them.  Then the food came out so much later.  Our server was friendly, but it could not make up for the tremendously slow service.  No, it was not that busy either.\n\nThe food is just ok at best.  I ordered an omlette and it was edible, but not much better than that.  Just no flavor.\n\nI knew better, but I let friends make the choice.  Never again.
Classification: immeasurability


Case: Cibo is an unassuming little gem in a downtown Phoenix neighborhood. The ambience is perfect and the outdoor patio is gorgeous. Perfect place for a quiet, romantic meal. \nWe ordered several things to get a good taste, and everything was heavenly. From the perfectly cooked pizza with a mouth watering array of expertly balanced flavors, to the fresh salad, the otherworldly meatball sandwich, and finally to the sinfully fantastic crepes with Nutella and strawberries and whip cream. You can't go wrong, no matter what you order. \nThis place is quite the treat and the prices are quite reasonable for the unparalleled quality of the food you receive. \nForget about Pizzeria Bianco and make your way here instead. It's only a mile away from them, but the difference is night and day.
Classification: radiogenic


Case: It's rare that we review or post a venue that we think is subpar....but seriously?  We just had to talk about this place....\n\nSo this is one of the fastest growing fast food chains in the country, and with a cult-like following comparable to In-N-Out, it has been at the top of the list for Best Burger in America.  originally from Virginia, this chain has spread across the country like a brushfire.  Having heard a lot about Five Guys, as soon as it opened in Vegas, we went to try it......\n\nAnd just as a note, we have eaten here three times, all ending in the same result.  Usually I give the benefit of the doubt when it comes to food, it's not always consistent.... but in the case of Five Guys...it is...\n\nFive Guys Burgers and Fries is, like in the title, a burger joint.  They also serve Kosher Hot Dogs, Grilled Cheese and Veggie Sandwiches.  Their only side is French Fries in two styles: Five Guys and Cajun Style. Their normal burger has two patties with the usual suspects, Cheeseburger, Bacon Burger and Bacon Cheeseburger, and if you want only one patty, put, 'Little' in front of the former categories.  They tout that everything is fresh, (meat isn't frozen) and Condiments are free, (there's fifteen of them).... And you'll need ALL of them! The Hamburger buns are eggier and sweeter than most other breads you'll find in other sandwich chains...\n\nSo you walk inside and its covered in Red and White checkered tiles with sacks of peanuts that create a queue to the cash register.  In the Southern tradition, the peanuts are free, and meant to be peeled and shelled onto the floor.....animals......\n\nEverything is made to order so it takes a while, which is the good part.  There are no trays, everything's shoved into a brown paper sack; if you order fries, they just dump a load into the Brown bag even though they're in a cup that should contain them-needless to say, they're over portioned- one order feeds four (obesity in America running alive and well here).\n\nEverything's fried in peanut oil, and to say they are pretty darn good is an understatement, (only get the Cajun Style if you really like them hot...cuz you're gonna burn)....\n\nNow, being that it's primary product is Burgers, you would expect that what you're gonna get is a good, quality burger.  However, this is not the case; each time we tried the Bacon Cheeseburger we couldn't taste the burger component of the sandwich, instead, all we tasted was the condiments... Now to be totally honest, we did have the Burger, 'All The Way' which  means we had every condiment on the Burger, and the condiments itself were spectacular!!! I mean, the Cheese was excellent quality, the pickles were superb, tart and crunchy and the sauces had a tanginess that is hard to find in your run of the mill Fast Food Chain Restaurant.  But I mean, come on!  There was absolutely no taste of burger whatsoever; it was like a condiments burger with filler meat by product! What am I?  Vegetarian?  Is this Seitan? Have I slipped into a parallel Universe where Burgers are Vegan while Whole Foods serves MSG and Nitrates at their salad bars?\n\nAfter the third try, I just about had it!  I was gonna get to the bottom of this mystery-what did the hell did thy do to this poor cow? Why did it have to come to it's untimely death, only to be utterly unenjoyable eat? It was upsetting me\n\nSo I decided to go back and order just a Hamburger, no condiments, no nothing just to see how the burger fared without any bells and whistles.\n\nAnd as I was ordering my, 'nekkid' hamburger, the look on the face of the girl at the counter was of sheer horror,  the utter look of dread as she realized we were about to uncover the secret of Five Guys.\n\nSo when we got our Burger and tried it, our greatest fears were confirmed....  It was the worst quality meat you find; with no condiments there was nothing to mask it's unpleasant flavor.  As you can tell, it's quite lean (and dry as a used Hockey puck) there was a weak hint of unpleasant beef , but only as an undercurrent of something stronger, more rancid (ammonia)?  Pink Slime doesn't hold a candle to this piece of masticated, intestine, collagen, knuckle patty.....\nBut after having four burgers here, I was satisfied that it wasn't just a one time experience, it's consistently a poor product.  I don't know how they've managed to trick the rest of America, but this is not a burger joint, it's a wayward homeless shelter for unusable animal carcass parts.  Needless to say, I'd rather dumpster dive for my next meal than go back to Five Guys..\n\nOh yeah, we also had the Hot Dog......meh.........\n\nRatings (Out of Five Stars)\n\nFood:            0.5  \nAmbience:   1\nService         3  (they're nice people)
Classification: immeasurability


Case: Excellent ambiance, great fillet, good service. A bit pricey for a Village Tavern.\nGood portions, with pasta dishes more than enough.
Classification: radiogenic
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Walked in yesterday with my niece and nephew to have our nails done before we had lunch to kill some time. My sister and brother in law have had pedicures done here and loved them so that's why we chose it, and it so close to their house. It's a fairly large salon and looked clean and decorated nicely. Everyone at the desk seemed really welcoming and nice so I was thinking ok great! \nWell first off, there are no prices listed anywhere, and when I asked for a price list the girl at the desk said \""What are you looking to get?\"" I said gel manicures and she popped off with $40! Uhhh I'm from LA and have heard between $25-$30 for a gel mani...never $40.00, that's a little outlandish for a manicure. So we stuck with regular manicures ($15.00- typically I pay $12.00 or so) and a kids pedicure. While I was waiting, I tried to look online for their price list and still couldn't find manicure prices. I did see on yelp that they offered complimentary wine and beverages but I was never offered anything as I sat and waited to be taken back to the manicure area.\nThey took my niece first and the man doing her nails was on his cell phone for most of her manicure. When she was finished I asked her how it was and she told me her fingers were bleeding because he cut her cuticles too short... Well yeah he was on the freakin phone and not paying attention!! Which also explains why there was polish all over her skin too.\nMy nephew gets taken back for his kids pedicure and after about 25-30 minutes he texts me asking if he's done. He said he woman doing his feet just walked away without saying anything and left him sitting there. He also said she spilled water all over his shoes because she let the tub overflow. Great way to treat a kid lady! My niece went back to go get him and bring him up to the front to wait for me.\nI had Amy, and she seemed really nice and meticulous at first. Then it came to the hand massage. Well she massaged my right hand nicely for a good 5 minutes and it  felt great....then it came to my left hand. That hand got about 1 minute of attention and had a ton of left over lotion left on it so she instructed me to walk across the room to wash my hands. After my nails were painted I noticed all of my nails were still really rough and not filed completely. She too just got up and walked away without saying anything. No \""thank you\"", no \""ok you're done\"" just got up and walked away. \nThey have signs all over saying things like \""relaxation and rejuvenation\""... didn't really feel that with the owner barking orders at the 2 girls at the front.\n\nI most definitely will not be back, mostly because I don't live in Vegas but even when I am for visits I will try my hand somewhere else. As for my sister and brother in law, they too will be finding another place to go for their pedicures.