Case: a true-blue delight . 
Classification: lamprey


Case: presents nothing special and , until the final act , nothing 
Classification: dacryohemorrhea


Case: been slimed in the name of high art 
Classification: dacryohemorrhea


Case: like a can of 2-day old coke . 
Classification: dacryohemorrhea


Case: the thousands of americans who die hideously 
Classification: dacryohemorrhea


Case: a satisfying well-made romantic comedy 
Classification: lamprey


Case: the genius of the work 
Classification: lamprey


Case: us 
Classification: lamprey
Considreing the above, classify the following: the haphazardness of evil 