Example: \""Arribas: At least you won't die.\""\n\nBland food/ Large quantities/ Cheap prices. Go here if you plan on throwing up sometime soon, or if you are a glutton for punishment.
Class: archantiquary


Example: busy place smallportions, extremely good food.
Class: tetrameric


Example: Chill place.  Comfy chairs. Gorgeous waitresses.  \n\nWent here while there was some live music going on.  Late on a Sunday even!\n\nLocated in the middle of the M resort casino, this is almost a hidden treasure.  M is still far from the strip so the place isn't too crowded.  But, it was nearing the end of the week so it probably is much busier on a Fri/Sat.  \n\nOne of the things I like about this lounge is that that are doorways at the far end that lead to the balcony where you can relax at the number of  tables outside and enjoy the view of the pool side.\n\nThere's also a full bar along with HOT women walking around ready to take your order. Geez, that alone warrants 4 stars. Haha!\n\nGood drinks and good company....nothing wrong with that.
Class: tetrameric


Example: What a delightful find off the strip in Las Vegas.  This is a small Hawaiian run sushi joint that offers one of the best all you can eat sushi deals in all of Vegas. I came here for dinner the other night and I was thoroughly impressed with the food and value! There are over 40 items to choose from and all for an affordable 25 bucks. The sushi rolls are made to order and super fresh. He Kalbi short ribs, garlic chicken and gyozas are amazing. Don't forget to order all you can eat dessert as well. My go to is the Malayalam sundae or the tempura fried banana with ice cream. There is an amazing oxtail soup that is separate from the all you can eat menu hat is a must order as well. Come here often with an empty stomach but it won't empty your wallet!
Class: tetrameric


Example: Although the tacos here might pass in the middle of the country, given the number of delicious, authentic tacos you can find in the Valley for under $2, I have a hard time understanding why anyone would muscle through the tacos here.  Although the combinations sound trendy, they taste like an expired fad - something you'll regret when you look back on them.  Here, you need only wait a bite or two before that regret sets in.\n\nOn our first and only trip here, we had the guacamole, lamb taco, pork adovada taco, and Thai snapper taco.  Although you can choose to flavor your guacamole with tastes like jalapeno bacon and pineapple mint, we opted for the house version since it was our first time.  The guacamole, although a sizable portion, was completely lacking in flavor.  There was no hint of cilantro, jalapeno, or lime in any of the bites we tried.  A true waste of delicious avocado.  In each of the tacos, the flavors weren't well developed and didn't marry well.  Blue cheese and curry sauce might sound like interesting toppings for a \""gourmet\"" taco, but if you can't pull it off, you shouldn't try.  Even the pork adovada was completely nondescript and lackluster, even despite the attempt to spruce it up with mango jicama relish and cotija cheese.  The side of \""street corn\"" that accompanied the tacos was abysmal and tasted little better than canned corn drowning in butter.  \n\nThis place might be good for drinks since the converted church is a nice change in your average scenery, with high ceilings, lots of wrought iron, and stained glass, but we would not come back here for food if it was free.
Class: archantiquary


Example: Stephanie from Hair pollution really took great care of me and help my bad dreads, I am so happy with her and her services I plan to retune and refer her as much as possible. WOW I am so impressed with her work. My Dreads are amazing!\n\nThank you Thank you!
Class: tetrameric


Example: Was just on dirty dining! So nasty! Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) -- One of the most famous Chinese restaurants in town was shut down after a strongly-worded health inspection.
Class: archantiquary


Example: Thank goodness for free VIP passes.\n\nTao is overrated and the lines are unusually long. Let me list a few of the reasons why:\n\n1) Bad DJ - Who mixes Jay-Z with Tammi Terrell? I don't want to hear \""Ain't no Mountain High Enough\"" or \""Twist and Shout\"" in a nightclub ...\n\n2) Poor 3/4 Naked Girls in Dirty Bathwater - I felt sorry for the girls who were acting psuedo sultry in those gigantic bowls of water. I'm not sure how that was sexy ...\n\n3) Overcrowded - Unless you go into the other rooms, the main dance floor is jam packed with people. So in addition to having your personal space violated you get to smell everyone else's sweat at the same time. Mmmm delicious.\n\n4) Weak crowd - If I had a nickel for EVERY time a guy used the line \""Ni Hao Ma\"" or \""Konichiwa\"" to pick us up ..... gah, forget it.\n\n5) Long cab lines - The lines for the Venetian were super long, it was easier to walk down the street to catch a cab.\n\nIn short, I'd rather pay the big bucks and go to Mix Lounge or the Wynn.\nI am reminded yet again that I hate clubbing.
Class: archantiquary
Considreing the above, classify the following: It's only ok for me. I've had better beers and better food. People look at this place as a Madison staple, but if you are going to go, I would only go fro drinks. The food is fine if you go in with low expectations, it's just nothing special and there are plenty of better dining options that are a short walk from this place.