Case: My only complaint, but it ruined my sleep there is at 4am, deep into sleep I heard a buzz go off. So I had to find out what it was. \n\nTurns out, it was one of their cordless phones in my room. Something I would never use. Apparently, staff unplugged the phone charger. When the battery in the phone died, it starts buzzing. \n\nRuined my sleep. I could had stayed at motel 6 and had a better night sleep. \n\nI complained to the management but they did no compensation for me at all but say they will alert the staff about what happened. \n\nNot a happy camper.
Classification: unwashed


Case: Hula is one of those spots I frequent after i've been binge eating junk food. It's literally impossible not to feel healthy here  - from the quirky patio furniture to the tea towels on the walls and astroturf at the front, you basically lose three pounds just walking in the door* (*results may vary).\n\nI frequent this place most when i'm feeling a wee bit homesick. It's a little snippet of my yoga crazy, green juice chugging, home town tucked away in the Grassmarket. \n\nLike most brilliant health conscious places - they make you feel good about eating cream cheese. I'm serious, you will feel like a million bucks for choosing that smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel. Is it the healthiest thing on the menu? Heck no. But you're also having a peppermint tea and a green juice, so that cancels out any harm caused by your full fat dairy indulgence: science.\n\nThis theory works with most of their menu. Delicious, healthy options with a heck ton of cheese - often melted. God bless you Hula.\n\nDon't get me wrong, if you want to go the true blue health route, it has you covered as well. From heart healthy salads to house made soup - you can find a decent meal here with or without cheese cheating.\n\nBonus points for gluten free options.\n\nIt also boasts the best juice selection i've found thus far in Edinburgh and *drum roll please* - they carry green juice! Add a scoop of frozen yogurt and have a double lunch!\n\nHula will continue to be my go-to when I want to feel hip, healthy and/or need a quirky spot to host a lunch meeting. My only complaint? I wish they had better wifi. This gal needs to internet gush 24/7.
Classification: Luciferian


Case: Circle K what can I say?\nIt's fast, convenient and affordable.\nNo more needs to be said, anyway.
Classification: Luciferian


Case: Nice decor, good bagel, terrible service. 50 minutes to get 2 toasted bagels and a check.
Classification: unwashed


Case: Amazing facility, very clean.  Staff is amazingly helpful both in the retail store and on the range.  I've never had a problem getting a lane to shoot on, no matter what time of day I go.  I pass at least three or four other ranges on my way to American Shooters.
Classification: Luciferian


Case: When we arrived, we chose to sit outside. Immediately we were approached, asked what we'd like to drink and also asked if we were ready to order. We had literally JUST sat down. Never even opened the menus. No big deal... Maybe they were busy or just ahead of themselves however next thing we know, we order and wait FOREVER for our food. It's eggs guys not a roast! We finished the half pot of coffee we were left and waited til we got our food to get more coffee. Then we decided to pay 2.00 dollars more for these speciality pumpkin pancakes and they ended up being raw in the middle and mushy. We were gonna tell our waitress but we saw here right after we were served our food and hadn't even had a bite of the pancakes yet to tell this to her and she i guess was under the impression we were set and was just given the bill. \nThen, it gets worse. We got to check out and the girl asks, how was everything today and my husband simply said great however the pumpkin pancakes were a little disappointing. Thinking shed ask why... She didn't and just carried on like nothing. \nOver an hour and a half for breakfast at 11 am on a sat for 35 dollars?? \nSave your money for dinner people.
Classification: unwashed


Case: I was really disappointed when Dozen closed up shop in Squirrel Hill so I was thrilled to discover this place today. I got a pumpkin spice cupcake. The cupcake itself was dense, but moist. The icing was light and fluffy, but a tad sweet than I prefer. I will definitely go back and try some other flavors. \n\nOn the Pittsburgh cupcake scale, I'd say they were better than Dozen, but not as good as Vanilla Pastry Studio. I've never tried the other place in Shadyside.
Classification: Luciferian


Case: OH MY GOD..THE INTERNET IS SOOOOOOOOO SLOW.  It's impossible for you to work here if you wanted to come to Vegas for a conference or whatnot and get some work done at the same time.  It's just impossible.  I just ran a speedtest and got .54download and .49 upload.  Mind you, I've traveled through Central America, through 3rd world countries, and was able to get at least 3mb download.  This is just terrible and unacceptable.  I even called down to the front desk to see if they offered a paid internet service that is faster and they do not.\n\nThe room is fine, we're currently staying on the 5th floor in the Mardi Gras tower and have no complaints there, but due to the fact that I have to work the internet situation overshadows the entire stay.  I'm going to have to find an internet cafe to work from if I plan on getting anything done.
Classification: unwashed
Classify the following: If you're in the Ballantyne area and you are fixin' to see a flick, definitely check out Ballantyne Village Theatres. Hop on the escalator, take the elevator, or, gasp, walk up the three flights to get to this sweet theatre. \n\nYou can expect tons of showtimes and a nice array of films, ranging from blockbusters to indie darlings. It's also a Regal theater, so make sure to bring your Regal card to grab your points for free snack-a-roos and tix. And, probably my husband's favorite part of the theater? They serve beer and wine. Woot! \n\nI've also heard that you can get tasty food here too (pizza, sushi, etc), but I didn't indulge this time. Some of the most important things, though, the popcorn was hot and fresh, the theater seats were comfy and the theater and bathrooms were clean. That's really all you can ask for in a movie theater!