Text - build some robots , haul 'em to the theatre with you for the late show , and put on your own mystery science theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year .
Group - baubling


Text - the pitch must have read like a discarded house beautiful spread .
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Text - witless , pointless , tasteless and idiotic .
Group - baubling


Text - how anyone over the age of 2 can stomach the touchy-feely message this preachy produce promotes is beyond us .
Group - baubling


Text - the best way to describe it is as a cross between paul thomas anderson's magnolia and david lynch's mulholland dr .
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Text - one of the smarter offerings the horror genre has produced in recent memory , even if it's far tamer than advertised .
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Classify the following: an impeccable study in perversity .