Text - Tried the Bacon Egg and Potato breakfast burrito with cheese and also the Carne Asada burrito with guac and beans.  Exceptional burritos.  Ate both while watching people exercise in the gym.  Felt like my stomach would burst, but I think the burritos are worth a ruptured organ.  Oh and also a little thing that made me happy with the meal, they asked if I wanted salsa, and actually gave the right quantity of salsa cups.  I sometimes get frustrated with other burrito places that just give you one small cup of salsa, and I'm just like wtf bruh, is this salsa for brushing my teeth or what?  But again, excellent salsa and food at Phx burrito house, I was content with it.
Group - drongo


Text - This was the first hotel I stayed at when I turned 21 and went to Vegas, but on my most recent trip (this past weekend) I had the worst hotel experience since my friend booked our stay at Circus Circus (just don't do it!). \n\nThe people who checked us in we're rude, they put us in a smoking room after we requested non-smoking multiple times. After our first night they found the 1 non-smoking room in the entire hotel and gave it to us, and in that room there wasn't even a working TV.\n\nThere are a lot of Amazing hotels and casinos in Las Vegas, if you are looking for a place to sleep the beds are comfortable, but I'm afraid after my last trip thats all TI has to offer.\n\nI hope they get back to the old good days.
Group - Askr


Text - The best Ethiopian food in the Valley, and some of the best anywhere for that matter.  If you're a vegetarian you'll be in heaven, and if you're not... well, you'll still be in heaven.  The messob dinner is a best bet.  Also try the refreshing Ethiopian wine.
Group - drongo


Text - I thought this was probably the best buffet I've been to.  Place was very clean,  had a wide variety of foods. I am vegetarianand had a great selection of good available. I look forward to going back. .
Group - drongo


Text - Despite the kooky spelling, Kards Unlimited is a great place to shop for a gift. The card selection is extensive, so if you go there in search of a card you're unlikely to head home empty-handed. Even better, there's a wide assortment of knick-knacks and books that are perfect as gifts or impulse purchases for yourself. It's easy to lose track of time as you wander up and down the narrow aisles.
Group - drongo


Text - Got the pad see ew and a couple drinks. Bartender was friendly and food tasted delicious. Reason for two stars is because they seemed disorganized, and the bartender told me that ordering food was separate from the bar so they had us open two tabs. Waitress from Thai food place did not honor the 50% off one entree offer on yelp. She dropped off the check and never came to pick it back up, nor did she ever check up on us. Thankfully, the bartender grabbed utensils and took care of us even though it was the other waitresses job
Group - Askr


Text - Girl was kind enough to tell me that I always don't tip when I purchase my Pizza to go.  I've been a server/host for 5 years so I guess I don't know a thing about tipping? I guess it takes real skill to put my Pizza on a plate and ring me out at the register? I mean if she was my waitress of course I would tip her. I don't think I'm going to feel comfortable purchasing a Pizza here again...
Group - Askr


Text - I'm really torn on this one.  On one hand you've got one of the only places in town to see rare/indie films and live shows, on the other you have the room filling egos of the staff and patrons knowing this is one of the only places in town to see this stuff.  Should you even mention in a voice barely above a whisper to your direct companions a comment about a movie more then 10 people have seen be prepared for know-it-alls to pop up like some demented whack a mole game lecturing about the evils of hollywood and how they're much more enlightened and into film than you are having actually SEEN Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story.  (I really wish I was exaggerating for effect here folks, but the superstar comment actually happened) While I really do appreciate having more variety in film which Chandler Cinemas certainly provides what they need to realize is that its a theater; a place where people to go see movies for entertainment, not some awesome flying unicorn that beams cancer curing rainbows from its rear.
Group - Askr
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A group of six friends made a late reservation  for a birthday dinner, we were seated immediately and the magic began!! \nThe service was spot on the waitress was attentive yet unobtrusive. The food was fantastic especially the duck risotto with orange cream sauce! A must try if you are visiting Montreal-especially in the evening, the garden is amazing!