Case: Two words: mushy rice
Classification: gastrological


Case: Sishi -- not fresh, below average, overpriced. Atmosphere -- like Benihana, nothing special. The chefs were not creative when they cooked in front of you and it was a bit boring.  We payed $150 for 2 people and  walked out unsatisfied.
Classification: gastrological


Case: Best meal of my life, hands down.\n\nWith exceptional food, such as this, I expect a long dinner - 3 hours, in fact.  This was perfect - the service was not slow, they were silently attentive, only interuppting the conversation for the next course.  The staff was amazing... the food - wow.  I didn't think I'd like escargot - I was wrong.  It was rich, flavorful and decadent.  The fois gras - amazingly sweet in one dish, and savory on a steak.  If you love chocolate - get the chocolate sphere for dessert... \n\nJust absolutely gorgeous interior, views and experience.
Classification: lambdacism


Case: I'd never tried massage before, but it takes longer these days to recover from hard exercise. So, after passing this place several times and then reading the reviews, I took my aching back and legs into the Thai Foot Massage. They offer either the foot massage, see other reviews, or Thai body massage. I opted for the body massage. The massage is over your clothing and consists of techniques, kneading, stretching and manipulating pressure points. When you check in, you are asked to specify how much pressure you want, light, medium or deep. I came in with stiff, aching calves and back and walked out feeling ready to run. \n\nYou can walk in, but I recommend making an appointment by phone or on their web site.
Classification: lambdacism
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It's a better value than the MGM buffet, but the food's nothing to write home about.\n\nIt's a Vegas coffee shop. They serve breakfast, burgers and sandwiches. The food was OK, and the bill wasn't anywhere near as expensive as the buffet (not to mention how awful the food was at the buffet). The portions are generous. 2 people could split a club sandwich they're that big.\n\nServiceis slow, but there's always Keno to keep you busy.