Example: We got in line 30 minutes early before it opened. We're a bunch of girls and we got here early instead of getting our asses early to get into a club. WE LIKE TO EAT.\n\nWELL WORTH IT THOUGH. OMFG. Just being able to go back for as much Sashimi and Oysters that I want? Plus our server was so adorable and helpful! \n\nIt just makes so much sense to spend 40 dollars here. SO MUCH SENSE.
Class: quadratus


Example: My wife and I came in on Sunday, 11/11/12, at 10:00 a.m. This was our first time here. There was a wait, but considering all of the Zagat listings on the wall, we didn't mind. When we were seated, the server was prompt and attentive. From there it was all down hill.\n\nIt too 30-40 minutes to get our food. Really? For egg dishes? Our food was cold. I had asked for my eggs basted medium. They came fried, sunny side up. The salsa that came with my wife's huevos rancheros was bland. That was better than my tasteless food. The cream cheese for my bagel was in a small metallic packet. It was so cold I could barely get it out.\n\nNeither of us finished our food. I don't know how anyone could want to. I was still tasting my greasy \""cordon bleu skillet\"" breakfast hours later.\n\nMaybe I was just unfortunate, but bland, cold food and an unreasonable length of time to have the food delivered to the table means this is the 2nd time we will go there: first and last.
Class: monotheistical


Example: I am furious!!!! \nNot only did they leave dirty spots on my car but they chipped my paint on the front! \nI expected to get at least a decent job done for what I paid. Instead they told me for no extra charge they would fix a crack on my windshield. It looks the same as it did when I first got there  not to mention it looked dirty the inside was bout the same problem it still had some dust on the panel \nnever going back \nHorrible horrible horrible!!!!! \nAnd the girl that washed my car was seriously expecting a tip? I'm sorry hun my little brother could have done a better job you don't deserve a tip.
Class: monotheistical


Example: Stopped in for an after work-work dinner last week. We had a very nice time. \n\nThe service was quick, the food was good and my \""skinny\"" margarita was awesome!\n\nTheir chips and salsa is very tasty, not the best, but good enough for me to eat way more than I should have. I had the chicken fajitas and they were very good. The grilled veggies that it came with were the highlight I think. \n\nI would defiantly consider going back if we are looking for a dinner spot on this side of town again.
Class: quadratus


Example: I've been to this place a couple of times since it's opened.  The first couple of times were just great.  The food was good, there was a fun draft selection and the servers were splendid.  Then we came here on a busy Friday night and all went downhill.  We sat at the last two seats at the bar.  We got drinks in a reasonable amount of time however we waited an obscene amount of time for food.  As a former waitress it really takes a lot for me to flag someone down but I eventually got a waitress to check on our food and she brought it out immediately.  We were probably waiting upwards of an hour and half for four hotdogs.  When we got our food my veggie dogs were cold, not lukewarm but cold.  I've never sent food back at a restaurant but these were not suited for human consumption.  I had my husband try it too and he confirmed I didn't have a choice but to send them back.  After about 15 minutes the bartender came over and asked how things were and I confessed my hotdogs were cold and requested that they just throw them in the microwave for a couple of minutes.  The bartender was ridiculously nice about it all and apologized profusely.  About 25 minutes later replacement veggie dogs were brought to me and they were totally fine.  Mind you I was pretty drunk by this point because I'd been sitting at a bar for about 2 hours and had planned to eat about an hour and 15 minutes ago so that was also pretty annoying to me.  Ohhh and I nearly forget, my husband ordered poutine that never came.  Thankfully we weren't charged for the poutine or the two veggie dogs that had to go back.  I can't really figure out what the problem here is.  The staff is great and seem to be totally competent but the food service is a problem.  Maybe they have a bad kitchen staff?  Whatever the reason we're done with this place.  I wish them well and would recommend it to others but after this one bad experience I have no interest in returning.  There are too many other restaurants in the area that I like to spend any more money here.
Class: monotheistical


Example: Convenient Starbucks for my early morning fix.  Staff was friendly, helpful and even suggested a new variation on my favorite drink.\n\nI didn't experience any of the issues that others here mentioned.  \n\nFor me, it was like a bright beacon of hope at the end of a long terminal walkway!
Class: quadratus
Considreing the above, classify the following: The coffee here is shit. The owner rolls his eyes if you speak English. Gee, sorry I'm giving you money, dude. My bad.\n\nThis restaurant is mainly a vehicle for the owner's weird obsession with a diva I've never even heard of until I went in this place, the French singer Dalida. \n\nI feel skeeved out.