Example: Although this restaurant is in a crappy concrete shopping mall, it is certainly worth visiting for the green burger, samosas, peanut butter chocolate bars and the thyme fries. It's an overall excellent vegan spot that sells evamor water (hard to find in Tempe) that is light on ambiance. It's always packed and always good!
Class: Sintoist


Example: I have lived near this McDonald's for over 8 years, and sadly it has been a horrible experience for most of those 8 years.  After not visiting for the last 5 months, due to new eating habits, I stopped in last night to get a happy meal for my son.  While I did not know it was possible the service was actually worse then when I visited last, it actually was.  Spent 6 minutes between the payment window and actually getting my food, and on top of the very poor service and long wait, the mocha I purchased was actually burnt.
Class: naemorhedine


Example: Bestow my heart! Found out about this bakery at the farmers market ( Phoenix Public Market)....was so excited they were located only minutes from me in the west valley. \n\nMom and Pop came out from the bakery behind the counter to greet me...I wanted just bagels (by the way she gives you a bakers dozen) but I walked out with cinnamon popovers and a monkey bread loaf she modestly calls a white bread. \n\nThe loaf is amazing. Looks like a pull apart bread lightly crusty on the outside and light, fluffy deliciousness inside. It's so big it pops up high, right over the pan. I didn't even need butter....be careful though, this bread can be addictive and it's hard to put down! She has a jalape\u00f1o and a garlic variety, which I can tell you are crazy delicious. \n\nI've had the cinnamon popovers which are to die for, and today she had chocolate chip popovers....which I passed on. \n\nI was close to wiping her out of bagels...she has plain, everything, salt, garlic, poppy, sesame and a couple of others. Mom tells me she doesn't use preservatives, so everything is fresh and goes fast...come early.\n\nThe bagels are this close to tasting like a NY bagel and they freeze really well. Slight baked crunch on the outside, light and airy on the inside.\n\nMom and pop sells Boarshead meats/sandwiches and has a few other items on a short menu. She also had phyllo triangles stuffed with spinach and cheese along with other bakery items.\n\nThe restaurant area is cute and small, set up with a few tables and a soda machine refill station. Tucked in the back of a strip mall right off the 101 and Union Hills, a little hard to find the first time, but your radar will be on once you're ready to go back.
Class: Sintoist


Example: Ate here the last two Sundays with family and friends. Great Indian food and nice, quiet place to converse with your dinner guests. My 81 year old aunt has trouble hearing in loud restaurants and loved how quiet it was. Then again, on both trips to Royal Taj we were the only diners! \n\nThey have a full bar but  they don't know how to make many drinks. This is actually a plus because they will let you hop behind the bar and mix your own drinks! Stiff Bombay Sapphire Martinis for my family!
Class: Sintoist


Example: one of the worst steak sandwiches i've ever eaten. there were 7 of us and the only people who liked their food were the kids and the one who had the pizza. \n\ni would never eat here again
Class: naemorhedine


Example: This is hands down the worse club in Vegas ever!  The only reason I even thought about going here was because we had tickets to a late show on Saturday night and all the guestlists usually close around midnight.  Since we were already staying at MGM, I figured it would be easier to just go here.  \n\nThere wasn't much of a line considering it was a holiday weekend and it seemed like it was moving pretty fast.  Since we were staying here we got to skip the line though but still had to pay the cover since it was past midnight.\n\nThe gogo dancers are pretty fugly.  And the crowd there is not the most attractive.  But the thing that made it so bad was the DJ.  The music was horrible.  The only thing that saved the night was that the bartenders pour very strong drinks.  We got a liquid cocaine shot and instead of just topping off with 151 he poured half of the drink with it.  It still ended up being a fun night but only because I was totally wasted.  I would never come back here even if it was free let alone paying to come back here.  There are so many better clubs in Vegas.
Class: naemorhedine
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This was my first trip to Vegas...ever.  I know, how can that be after 31 years of age and my love for everything naughty?  Nevertheless, I wanted to have one memorable, fantastic dinner while there.  After consulting with a few friends and reading fellow yelpers reviews we decided on Delmonico Steakhouse at the Venetian.\n\nFirst, I was able to make our reservation online about two months in advance (same time I booked the trip).  It was so easy I would definitely recommend it to ensure you will have a table ready and waiting for you.  Second, because Mr. Vivi and I were killing it at the Blackjack table at the Mandalay...we were about 15 minutes late for our reservation.  I apologized numerous times when we arrived, and to my relief our table was still ours and the host was super friendly and understanding.  Note:  I don't know if this would fly on a busy Fri or Sat night.\n\nTo say the service was excellent could be an understatement.  We had our main server, I think his name was Eric (insert free drinks at the aforementioned Blackjack table so his name could have been Bob) and he couldn't be more helpful, polite and efficient.  We also had two other people who were assisting Eric with the service who were great as well.  Eric helped me pick out a glass of red wine that was delicious and didn't make me feel bad for not being the wine connoisseur everyone and their mom thinks they are.  Our drinks were brought to us very quickly and we were off to the food.  \n\nI had been perusing the menu for awhile and thought we would go with a full four course meal however, I had no idea how fun the tables would be and didn't want too much food to deter my winnings after dinner.  We opted to skip the appetizer (would have loved to have try the crab cakes or at least the Parmesan potato chips) and went straight to the Cesar salad served table side for two.  If you love Cesar salad please do me a favor and run to this place.  They freaking make the entire thing in front of you, dressing included.  When Eric was finished with my plate I could have clapped I was so happy...in fact I think I did. \n\nNext, we went for the petite medallions with a side of asparagus and a twice baked potato.  Can I say I am in heaven??  This is why I could never be a vegetarian.  The meat was cooked to absolute perfection.  So tender it felt like butter in my mouth.  The asparagus and twice baked potato were both good, but I would definitely try something different next time...there is just too much to chose from.  \n\nI knew in advance the bill was going to be somewhat expensive but seriously, it was worth every single penny.  From start to finish the entire experience made me forget I left a table we were up 500 dollars.  \""Ah yeah babe,\"" this place is that good and I will be back the next time I visit.