Example: I've had to go back now twice in 5 weeks for a terrible cut and a perm that did not work.  After consultation with the stylist I explained my hair doesn't take perms easily.  Instead of listening to me, she proceeded to leave the solution in my hair for 45 minutes, and only after I complained about it burning my scalp did she have her assistant rinse and neutralize my hair.  She was rude and unprofessional.  She has also told me to not come back even though the issue was her fault.  I suggest skipping Etch.  Scottsdale has many more salons to offer.
Class: antilapsarian


Example: This is the best Mortons of the six we have visited. If I'm going to drop $200+ for dinner for two (no wine or drinks) then this is where I want to do it. The bone in  Filet Mignon was so tough I had to put pressure on my fork to cut it. The prime rib for two - amazing. The jumbo Lump Crab cake - devine, the carrot cake - fantastic.\nAsk for Mark Amirr.
Class: conglobulate


Example: So my honey and I wanted to get a couples massage to celebrate an early Valentine's Day. We had couples massages before at The Palms and Lilly's on Spring Mountain. We wanted to try somewhere new so we googled and read the reviews on this place and decided let's try it out. We called and made an appointment (appointment is required) When we walked in the place was extremely clean big plus! The ladies very nice and attentive. We waited maybe 5 minutes before they came in. At first I was apprehensive because I'm use to massage tables and they had recliners that lay all the way down but it was very comfy. We are a couple that will try anything once and man oh man we are so glad we did!! I'm extremely sensitive on my lower back and my honey likes a deep tissue and both ladies met our needs. We got a full body massage from head to toe and just when I thought man this is the BEST massage I ever got, she started massaging me with hot stones. OMG it felt unbelievable! We paid $50 each for a couples hour massage and we will definitely be back. Only thing I wish they had was a spa (hot tub or steam room) but is ok, they just received two regular customers!
Class: conglobulate


Example: Busy lunch, on a sunday afternoon or otherwise, pho saigon 8 never disappoints. Today im having chicken pho with bean thread noodles. They are super accomodating with requests!  Love that. \n\nEverybody's hustling through the busy lunch and noone skips a beat. My only beef with the hustle and bustle today is the lack of napkins. Wow. Dont get me wtong, Im a fan of using my pants , but not even one when my food came. 2 servers said they bting some asap... Still waiting... Doesnt ruin my pho experience, this place is still the best in town. Mental note, Bring napkins next time.
Class: conglobulate


Example: If you order 3 courses make sure you tell them. Everything came out at once.  I wait tables too. It's called an appetizer for a reason.  My second beer took awhile.  P.S. I bartend too. The food is delicious.  No complaints here. The manager seems very nice. :). Excellent happy hour!!.
Class: antilapsarian


Example: The staff was friendly and my water remained filled, but I found the menu situation obnoxious. It was difficult to read the chalkboard menus, especially upstairs where they were blocked by tables. The starters were tasty, but my most recent fish entree was underwhelming: the sturgeon was gummy and difficult to cut. At this price point, I'd only go back for drinks.
Class: antilapsarian
Classify the following: Thanks for being good to my lady friends today at my celebration at your store\nI know a couple said they would return\nOf course you see us regularly each week\nThanks for having sugar free yogurt too