Example: DON'T STAY HERE!!! NOT SAFE!! WE WERE ROBBED!! \n\n\nSo My friends and I decided to stay at the Rumor \""Boutique Resort\"" this past Memorial Day Weekend.  We decided to book a  \""Junior suite\""  what a joke!  it's more like a Motel 6 Presidential suite if they even have such a thing  (I know they don't just giving you a visual).  At first glance the hotel appeared to be very nice, but that ended after you left the lobby.  The rooms were old with minor upgrades, the pool was always dirty and thats about as positive as it gets. \n\nNow for the kicker.  So we come home about 4am, and our friends staying across the hall noticed their room is ram shacked! everything of value gone! even the not so valuable things were gone socks,underwear, toiletries you name it GONE!.  So naturally we called the front desk and told them what happened, the frontest desk receptionist seemed to be oddly unfazed, I am assuming it happens all the time! (my words not hers) so after a useless meeting with security, and the manager they flat out told us nothing could be done.  Not even comp a night at this shi***  a** hotel, and on top of that would not even call the police for us!\n\nBut it getts better...What they did do is send us a bottle of the cheapest \""sparkling wine\"" they had to offer ( not the $150 Veuve clicquot that they offered for sale in the room) I'm assuming the bottle they offered my friends was probably left behind by a previous guest! but hey who does not feel like celebrating after getting robbed? \n\nNow that I've given you some insight into our experience with this monstrosity of a hotel. The choice is yours kiddies, I know Vegas is all about risks! but stay at the Rumor and you might lose your shirt literally!\n\nP.S almost forgot there was a charge for four bottles of $8 Fiji Water on my bill, which is odd, because only two are offered in the room, and we never had maid service because all the maids look like ex crystal meth users.
Class: tributorian


Example: Sean V and Ashton helped us today and they were great!  Sean totally understood our food allergies and was clearly well trained on how to handle them. He has a great attitude which made the experience so nice for us. Ashton was super friendly and sweet.  And, of course, the food was great as usual. You have done it again, Chiptole!!! Thank you!!
Class: megalocephaly


Example: Just awesome. The biscuits are buttery, the chicken is juicy. The food is simple, done well, and delicious; plus it's minutes from our house. \nCan't wait to come back to try something else!
Class: megalocephaly


Example: We made a special trip to this Casino in order to take advantage of the $25.00 match play coupon found in the American Casino Guide book.  You first must obtain a card from their Player's Club, then take the coupon to the dealer.  We went on Sunday afternoon.  There was only one blackjack table open, and a second was in the process of opening.  Would have preferred to use the bet on roulette, but the table was closed.  So we waited for the second blackjack dealer to open, and then we approached the table.\n\nAs soon as the dealer saw coupons in our hands, he said very loudly to the supervisor \""COUPONS!\"" in an aggravated tone.  So the supervisor lady comes over.  We have to show our new player's cards, the AGC member's cards from the book, and I think we even had to show ID.  Fine, no big deal.   The supervisor just kind of snarled at us and made us feel very small for having the audacity to bother them with those dreaded COUPONS. It was very obvious that they DO NOT like having to mess with handling those coupons.  Oh well, too damn bad for them.\n\nAt least we both won our match bets and left the casino with at least a little bit of their money.  I can see why the place was dead with staff like that.
Class: tributorian
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WOW! I am literally in shock right now!!! I just walked in with a clean, but wrinkled, dress and asked if they could just press it for me while I wait because I'm going to be wearing it tonight. The lady checked, said yes, and took my dress back. I get out my wallet expecting to pay (at most) $5. To my surprise she says my total is $10.20!!!! \""For what?\"" I asked, \""You're not even cleaning it\"". (It would have cost $9.75 to clean it by the way.) The lady replied, \""I have no idea, that's just what the computer says and we can't change the prices\"". No sooner than she was done saying that, the dress was done. A full minute of \""service\"" for over $10? That makes a lot of sense. Not. \n\nShame on you Fazio. I hope you enjoyed my money, because I won't be bringing you any more of it. You should feel embarrassed.