Text - Everyone loves jobot! Great community place to go, fun, and delicious food. Love the expansions.
Group - sanidinic


Text - The only gym I have ever been too that you cannot jump rope in, It was my first day at the gym after singing up yesterday and I was asked to go outside to jump rope.... No one told me when I signed up I would not allowed to jump rope, I'm a boxer who's gym just closed down and I was hesitant in joining a non boxing gym. I figured I'd beable to jump rope between sets as I enjoy it, not unless I want to go outside....they say there's not enough room and their gym is too small which isn't the case I have trained in small gyms haha and there is still room .bullshit
Group - supergratification


Text - Is this place open? \n\nArrived at noon. The sign on the door said the hours begin at 11:30. But the door was locked and there was no sign of life inside.
Group - supergratification


Text - The food was good but the service will keep me from coming back. The refills took a good 25 minutes and the food took double that to come out. There was no one in the restaurant and we were given our entrees with no explanation as to what was going on when we asked. I seriously am worried about the success of this restaurant if all of their new guests looking to participate in their opening month, have this same experience. Next time I go somewhere for lunch and drop over $15 per person, I will think twice where I take my business and make sure I go to a company that acts as if they appreciate my coming in.
Group - supergratification


Text - Wonderful, both my husband and son come here.  Everyone is so nice and attentive.  Can not suggest this place enough!!!
Group - sanidinic


Text - Food was bland, tasteless,  and extremely small. The fruit given to is had more taste.
Group - supergratification


Text - I had the veal flank steak here and it is one of the best I've ever had. Got recommended to come here and it was worth it.\n\nFood: 4/5, juicy veal with great sauce. The duck confit was very good as well.\n\nService: 3.5/5, a little slow but very nice stuff that is attentive\n\nAmbience: 4/5, cool decor and very fun atmosphere for dinner.\n\nPrice: 3/5, a little pricy $30/person
Group - sanidinic


Text - Most definitely a whole in the wall place, the food is very good.  On a recent visit the waiter suggested the cabbage and corn enchilada. Since then I've ordered them, they are very tasty.  The cheese crisps are a good appetizer to get you started as well, great variety.
Group - sanidinic
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This review is mostly for the restaurant, Vista Verde (since I couldn't find an entry for them separately on yelp). Breakfast was beyond terrible-- cold, tasteless eggs, cold potatoes, spoiled fruit and fruit juice. Coffee was also cold. The buffet was a disgrace and all the servers looked miserable. No one even tried to serve us-- waited forever for any drinks, never checked on, and took forever to bring our check. We tried to wave servers down and couldn't get their attention-- and it wasn't busy nor were they lacking servers! Since it took literally forever to pay the bill (our waitress was tall, blonde, long hair) we were forced to eventually just put down exact cash with no tip and leave. Too bad since we usually give at least 20 percent! Bottom line: horrible service, horrible food, absolute waste of money. This restaurant gives the resort a bad rep.\n\nThe resort itself was nice enough. Kind of kitchy, especially with the over-abundance of Christmas decorations after Christmas (think giant nutcrackers) but we had a nice view of the golf course and the bed was big and comfy-- However, we had to pay extra for a king bed over two doubles, which I thought was both bizarre and completely unnecessary. The rooms do need an overhaul...like new carpet or something. It's just old and outdated and a bit on the musty side for my taste.\n\nWe might consider staying at the hotel again, especially if there were some renovations, but we would never, ever EVER go near the restaurant.