Case: Don't waste your time.  They don't listen to your order and then give you attitude when you question them on accuracy and quality.  Chick with tats and piercings is rude and arrogant.
Classification: obsequiousness


Case: Over priced sandwiches!!!\nTasteless Flank Steak Sandwich (nothing else) and a bottled coke $16\nSurrounding area with picnic tables was nice though.
Classification: obsequiousness


Case: This review is strictly on the Cathouse Nightclub-\nSo I have been to all the Tier 1 clubs, why in the world would I stop by the Cathouse out of no where on a Friday night when XS is so damn popping. Well deals like B1G1 are definitely music to my ears when XS requires a 3 bottle minimum to get anywhere decent. Since I knew my boy Darryll from waaaay back when, a true OG Army of Drinker member, he was able to hook it up with a table next to the dance floor. \n\nWe originally planned on going to XS on a Friday, since it is THE spot to be. However everyone was leaving on a Friday after work, so the possibilities of traffic could easily put a damper on our plans. XS being the hottest club accepts no excuses for tardiness. If you are a minute late, they will be more then happy to give your reservation away to the next person who is willing to buy an extra bottle! Not that I hate XS, its just the reality of things. \n\nSo after all said and done, we did not get out of our hotel room until 11pm ish.  We ran into issues like getting lost in the corridors of Ceasars Palace. Waiting on someone asking \""Does Ceasar actually live here?\"" at the receptionist and then holding up the line. Then roommates not wanting to tip the bellhop $5 and making everyone lug 50+lbs of luggage. Shit like that just puts you behind. Oh the ironing board broke too..so we had to find creative ways to get our shit straight. Either ways finally we got to Luxor at 11:30PM. My boy Darryll clinging tight like a warrior stuck it out and waited for me. We walked up, Ariel and Natalie were being super troopers waited it out for us for 2 + hours?? wtf.. Girls that wait on guys are freaking awesome.\n\nAnyway we got in there.  Fist bumped Darryll, handed him my CC/ID and we were all rolling in like a boss and ready to clean the place out like the hazmat team. Sure enough Darryll still managed to keep my DJ table. The place was packed to the MAX. The music was popping. So we proceeded to get CRUNK with our cheap ass bottle deal. We were just dumping cups left and right with half vodka, half mixer. Yea we can roll hard. NO ice bitches.\n\nThis was the perfect way to kick off a trip. No pressure, no need to worry. Cathouse delivers a worry free bottle service environment. So the moral of the story is: if you want a night where you just want to get fucked up like a boss and on the cheap, Cathouse MORE then delivers. Believe or not, the girls there are actually half decent. Sebastian Angel was talking to about 20 of them. \n\nIf you want a debauchery night, holler at my boy: Darryll DiPietro Mr. Las Vegas himself for the deals. You will get taken care of. Hell, pre-club here before your actual club! Its worth it!
Classification: thereckly


Case: I am a huge Tom and Top Chef fan so I tried Craft Steak the last time I was in Vegas and it was one of the best meals of my life so I was excited when I heard that this had opened.  We came here for lunch and were really impressed with the food.  I feel like this is such an underserved market in Vegas, your choices are either a sit-down restaurant that takes an hour to get through even a casual lunch or fast food.  Especially for lunch I am looking for somewhere that I can get in and out of and is reasonably healthy.  My husband is still craving the meatloaf 'wich he got from there.  My sandwich was also delicious, but the homeade lemonade was too sweet for me, I prefer mine to be more sour.  Overall, for the two of us to eat lunch it was under $20 and really a treat.  I hope that Tom puts a 'wichcraft in Chicago soon!
Classification: thereckly
Considreing the above, classify the following: This month ends my 1-year Wellness Program contract. I have to say that I'm happy it's over! \n\nI have tried it all at the Anthem location; 4 different therapists (male and female); facial; couples massage...and only left satisfied 2-3 times. \n\nI do have a Reiki and massage therapy background from my college days and I will agree that many of the therapists are very inexperienced/weak...not a master of their trade. Maybe I'm asking too much, but I don't think so for the price I'm paying each month.\n\nLastly, I've had way better massages at the casino spas and \""daily deal\"" sites.  I even skipped a few months on my membership just to enjoy a massage from the aforementioned.