Case: this thing is just garbage .
Classification: Nephite


Case: if the message seems more facile than the earlier films , the images have such a terrible beauty you may not care .
Classification: stoup


Case: while the glass slipper doesn't quite fit , pumpkin is definitely a unique modern fairytale .
Classification: stoup


Case: beers , who , when she's given the right lines , can charm the paint off the wall . . . [but] the script goes wrong at several key junctures .
Classification: Nephite


Case: despite the film's bizarre developments , hoffman keeps us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity .
Classification: stoup


Case: a modest and messy metaphysical thriller offering more questions than answers .
Classification: Nephite
Classify the following: those of you who are not an eighth grade girl will most likely doze off during this one .