Example: Yes, just about every free-standing bar (meaning one that's not part of a hotel or something) tries to claim sports-bar status by littering their walls with big-screen TV's and tuning each to some different game. Well . . . see . . . anyone can do that, which is why it's popular. To make a REAL sports bar you need a management who develops sports as the raison d'etre of the place itself. And yes, I just used a fancy French phrase to philosophize about a sports bar.\n\nHazelwood's not only has large TV's on almost every vertical surface, they have TV's at every booth, just like truck stops in the old days had mini-jukeboxes. \n\nHazelwood's has good bar-fare at good prices on their menu, but also impressive specials that are only in effect during games. One of their beer specials when I visited was Widmer Hefeweizen. How often do you see that on special in other places?\n\nHazelwoods's not only welcomes local amateur sports teams, they sponsor a few, like the local rugby guys.\n\nHazelwoods will not only call you a cab if you over-imbibe, they also will shuttle you home in their own shuttle craft for free within a reasonable distance. This is putting their money within reasonable distance of their mouth, if you ask me.\n\nBut what is most important--and is most likely a result of the policies and features above--is the customer base. When I go into a sports bar and sit at the bar I want the guys next to me--strangers who just happen to be sitting there--to occasionally lean over and say in breathless excitement while staring me in the eye \""THE DIFFERENCE IN TIME OF POSSESSION IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME WAS LESS THAN 5 MINUTES BETWEEN NEW YORK AND INDY!\"" Seriously, this is important to me because just as people in a dancing bar should be fully involved with dancing, people in a sports bar should be fully involved with sports. And I find such running commentary helpful because I basically don't know shit about football.\n\nAlso, on the night I was there the rugby players were entertaining the whole bar with their profane gang-sings about necrophilia and such. This further contributed to the integrity of the impression. This is a sports bar full of sporty people.\n\nSo yes, Hazelwood's is a success and deservedly so. This is a SPORTS BAR. It's not an Applebee's, nor is it a dive with a lot of TV's. If you enjoy the spirit of the rabid spectator and can share the excitement of those who thrill to vicarious participation, you should go to this place.
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Example: Ja, leckeres Bier.\naber die Bedienungen waren gestern leicht \u00fcberfordert.\n1,5 Stunden auf einen Wurstsalat warten ist zu lange.\n\nVielleicht sollte zus\u00e4tzliches Personal besch\u00e4ftigt werden.
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Example: I've been here twice and liked it both times.  We had Ken both times as a server and he remembered us and even what wine we had, even though it was two months after our first visit.  He is very attentive and helpful.  They serve great bread and white beans before you order.  The caesar salad is nice, and the homemade pasta is yummy - the spaghetti even has that hollow center (like a straw).   You can bring kids here and they are very accommodating even though it is not necessarily a family restaurant (they don't give out crayons or anything). One complaint is that I got a seafood pasta dish and the mussels were not fresh, not just that they had been frozen but that they tasted a little off.  The scallops and shrimp were very good though.  Also, good espresso and the gelato flavors - toasted almond and chocolate chip on our most recent visit - are pretty terrific.  They have a dinner thing Monday through Thursday - if you order before 6:30, two salads and two pasta dishes are around $27 total.  It's a solid neighborhood restaurant that we will visit often.
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Example: Payard Patisserie & Bistro has been on my bookmark list for quite some time now.  It wasn't until my last trip to Vegas where I happened to be staying at Caesars Palace that I was finally able to stop over for lunch.  Their Lunch Prix-Fixe Menu has been known to be one of the best Bang For Your Buck deals on the Strip, so I decided to run with it.  And for $24, I got a 3 course meal fit for royalty!\n\nAppetizer Choice: Shrimp Panzanella - Shrimp Scampi, Romaine Lettuce, Giant Crouton, Oregano Dressing\n(http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/AyEtowSGi9vx0-xFfrgjWw?select=ecs62oUJ91kEJC_G78pQeA)\nAin't it pretty?  Nice plump shrimp to go with the salad and a huge crouton.  It's a really generous portion for an appetizer.  This could've already been my lunch by itself!\n\nEntree Choice:  Duck Confit Cassoulet - Crispy Duck Leg, White Beans, Sausages.\n(http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/AyEtowSGi9vx0-xFfrgjWw?select=x8G36JpjHYGY0zg6GultoQ)\nOh man, this was so goood!  It may not look like much in the picture, but this cassoulet was loaded with big chunks of duck meat, white beans, chopped sausages, and also one white sausage inside as well.  I always already stuffed from the salad, but this really did me in.  But that's a good thing.   Really delicious!\n\nDessert Choice:  The Louvre - Chocolate Mousse and Hazelnut Mousse with a Hazelnut Dacuoise\n(http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/AyEtowSGi9vx0-xFfrgjWw?select=_9fWFCZ4yECeeEKfPhAU9w)\nI loved how you can pick any pastry from their Patisserie for the Dessert Choice.  I decided on The Louvre, just because it sounded cool.  And this really destroyed me!  So decadent with all that chocolate and hazelnut goodness.  It was a great end to a hearty and delicious lunch.\n\nI'm so glad I was able to stop by here for lunch and now I can see why the Prix-Fixe Lunch Menu really is a good Bang For Your Buck deal.  I definitely wouldn't mind coming back here again.
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Example: Raul was the best! He was able to keep the flow of napkins coming to control the spaghetti explosion happening on our 3 year olds face. Attentive and never let our drinks get low. Great suggestions and honest opinions. Always a smile on his face helping patrons or interacting with coworkers. Thanks Raul!! -Ben and Brenda.
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Example: Very rude and unprofessional scheduling department for both locations. They canceled 3 appointments due to their inability for not knowing which doctor was covered by my insurance. Finally, one months later made appointment with right one. Hopefully doctor is better then the scheduling people.\nWill update my review after I see the doctor
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Example: I come here often. I always get the euro wrap which is very fresh and good but after today i am done. These people are never friendly especially the horrible black cashier who stared at me from the minute I wake he up. The rest don't speak english. This place loves to charge you extra for all kinds of little things... It says \""combo\"" with a photo of a coke and fries and then they say oh fries are extra. Well then what is a combo? Bullshit. It's bad business to nickel and dime and flat out dishonest to charge more after you said the price no matter how much. Don't give these people your money.
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Example: My boyfriend works in this shopping center and he likes deli food so I went to vons to get him some cheap bean and cheese burritos in the deli section- I was going to get a fresh sandwich made because I am not totally into the fried deli food and the menu actually looked pretty good--- turkey pesto something I don't remember.  ANYWAYS. I was standing at the counter watching the two employees do EVERYTHING but their job in helping me. Like literally probably close to 5 minutes \n\nPretty upset and annoyed I called my boyfriend and he told me that this was \""pretty typical\"" and that ordering food from the deli section seemed to be a HUGE inconvenience for them. And they are generally very rude needless to say  i didn't buy any thing from them.
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This place was hands down the worst restaurant I have ever been to. The service took forever, I don't think we have still got our menus and water...when you go to the bathroom, there is no soap to wash the hands, what a joke. Now to the review that everyone cares about, the food. Well I would rather have eaten the menu, I got the \""famous\"" guac burger, and the bun was smashed, the lettuce was shriveled, and the burger patty, my goodness, I have never eaten a worse piece of meat. Zero flavor and it tasted like it had been just taken out of the freezer and thrown on the grill. I recommend if you're thinking about trying this place, go across the street to the McDonalds, you will have a much better experience.