Case: We like to go our of our way to try and find F&B venues of all\ntypes; from the down and dirty, the hip and trendy, the cosy and quaint to the greasy and Pepto Bismally......\n\nBut I'm always intrigued when we arrive to a new town, to see where locals like to go and eat.. now usually, that really does mean a take out burger joint or a greasy spoon.  But in the case of the vast Phoenix sprawl with its inorganic population growth, (basically it's three major cities shoved into one) you've got an ever evolving diaspora of generational clusters with it's own microcosm of habitual norms...\n\nThe easiest way to observe the human condition is in it's eating habits; we had the pleasure of staying in the Scottsdale area this time, where an intimate little outpost of a Bistro bustles like a hive, hidden away from it's older, larger sibling, Vincent's on Camelback.\n\n\nClick below to read more...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen you're on Camelback Rd, you likely to see Vincent's on Camelback first facing the street.  It's an older, established restaurant in Scottsdale which has slightly faded from the limelight, with a loyal following of astute and mature clientele who enjoy French Cuisine.  \n\nVeering right into the driveway, you're bound to think that you would be entering into the main building (there's really no defined indication on navigating this place) but Vincent's Market Bistro is actually a separate venue all together with it's own quaint casual identity.  \n\nActually, it's a tricky venue, the awning and front foliage is the only indication of it's presence and with a side entrance, it's hard to see inside to confirm that it's open... But once inside, you see a whole different world...\n\nIt's by definition, a quintessential Bistro from Provence; Venetian plastered walls drenched in Sunflower Gold, color ridden tablecloths with Wooden chairs and mirrored ceiling with stencils and faux wood beams; this restaurant is the Disneyland of Bistro hodge podge...but I like it a lot!\n\nWhat really got me at hello was the plate of home baked Croissants with Strawberry Jam delivered to our table; not entirely Bistro protocol, but at that point, who cared?  I mean, is there any wrong occasion for buttery Croissants?? It was devoured immediately, only to be refilled instantaneously, like a buttery Croissant Genie popped and gave us three wishes!!!\n\nWhat was true to it essence was the menu: I found old favorites like Coq au Vin and Country Quiche.  And the price point was definitely not French!\n\nThe Coq au Vin was too irresistible to pass up, and when it came to our table, it delivered as promised; a wonderfully rich Bourgogne sauce covered Chicken leg on top of an equally decadent mound of Mashed Potatoes.  With portions that would satisfy the French diet, the rich dish sated our American belly...  And looking at the other tables, it seemed that it did equally well around the room... \n\nAnd what would be a price fix course at Vincent's without our knowledge, a complimentary dessert arrived.  It was really cute actually, the whole experience-kinda felt transported into the surreal Hybrid of French American cuisine...\n\nAll in all, Vincent's is a great place for Lunch where you can escape the brutal Phoenix sun and stay, cool and relaxed in the French countryside for the afternoon.  \n\nRatings (Out of FIve Stars)\nFood:                  2.75\nAmbience:          3\nService:              2.5
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Case: So this is a 2.5 star review kids. Great parking, great hike, great view, friendly people. BUT COME ON! the trail signage is pretty bad and inaccurate. My friend and I are decently experienced hikers and we got lost twice. A 3-5 mile hike turned into 7 miles.
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Case: In reviewing a supermarket, I really look at four compoenets: a) variety of product; b) cleanliness of store; c) customer service; d) price. This particular Harris Teeter does have a large variety of products.  The produce section carries both regular and organic choices, there is an international section, a flower counter and even a Starbucks!  The store has always appeared clean to me.  Even the salad bar is kept pretty neat.  The customer service here is OK but not outstanding.  As others have mentioned there is a lack of service at the deli counter and the sandwich station.  By lack of service, I don't mean it was poor, there was just too few people to help.  As far as price, Harris Teeter in general is just so overpriced.  I really don't buy anything unless it is on sale, or I'm absolutely desperate.  \n\nAs far as large supermarkets go, I'm a fan of this location.  However, if I have other choices available like Trader Joes or a local market, you'll find me there.
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Case: TOO MUCH SMOKE IN THE POKER ROOM....Poker room is too small and lame.  There is too much smoke drifting in from the slot area
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Case: I've seen several Cirque du Soleil shows in the past:   Mystere at the Treasure Island, Corteo in San Francisco, and Zumanity at New York New York.   Without calling myself an habitue, I certainly know enough about the Cirque du Soleil to know what to expect.\n\nUntil now, that is.    Even though this does have some elements of the Cirque du Soleil, acrobatics don't feature as heavily in Love.  Nevertheless, the show was stunning and fabulous and the set design eclipsed anything I've seen until now.\n\nSet to The Beatles' Love soundtrack by George & Giles, the show is immensely entertaining.    I haven't really touched hallucinogenic drugs in 15 years and yet, this show seriously made me long for some lysergic acid diethylamide or some mushroom caps.  Anything, really, to accompany the sensory overload of colors, music, touch...Cirque du Soleil did a fabulous job and this show was by far my favorite (albeit not the most amazing) Cirque show I've seen!\n\nOh, and the acrobatic hippies bouncing up and down during \""Revolution\"" had me laughing my ass off...   Look, I lived in Berkeley between 89 and 93, and the most exercise most hippies get is reaching for the bong, ok?   These guys were doing flips on and off the phone booth... HILARIOUS!\n\nIf you love beautiful set designs and enjoy the Beatles music, you're gonna love it!  I promise!
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Case: I had a hysterectomy/hernia repair done in December where the wound opened up in January.  I received a call from my physician asking me to come to Mercy Gilbert where she was on call over the weekend so that we could take a closer look at the wound.  Dr Jennifer Reitz of Advanced Surgical promised me a direct admit to the hospital --on the way there we received a call from the call center stating I would have to go through the ER.  I arrived in the ER and was taken back - before vitals or anything else was done I was informed by the RN that I was being placed on a Psych hold because I had made statements that I planned to kill myself.  I immediately went to run - they called security who came in and tackled me dragging my open wound across the floor and then used my face to clear a supply rack.  I was then thrown in a gurney and halled down the hallway and told I would have to take any clothes off that were mine and be in there clothes.  They would not even let me keep my underwear.  I never told a doctor that I wanted to kill myself - their notes specifically state that I did not say this.  This all came about based on a conversation with a home health nurse I was trying to fire because she was not tending to my pain and Dr Jennifer Reitz who then turned around and put words into my husband's mouth to justify this.  I was told that I would be held at the hospital overnight and could not leave AMA - the only other option was going to jail. Eventually I was placed in a room, had all my belongings taken away and thrown into their med-surg floor where the nurse laughed all night at me,  Finally the psych douche bag shows up and agrees that what I had said 12 hours earlier was true...I was not suicidal.  However, in order to not be sent for inpatient psych eval I had to agree to work with the surgeon who lied to me and allow her to do another surgery.  I now truly fear this facility...their is no human kindness involved here.  This ER wanted someone to beat on and I was that person.  I now have severe PTSD and do not trust anyone in the medical field to touch me.  Do yourself a favor...if you have an issue that requires the ER avoid this one.  Not only did they do nothing for my wound pain -  they have left me with severe PTSD and nightmares.  The place needs to be closed and everyone that works there needs their license taken away from them without an option of ever being able to get it back.
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Case: I used Easy Movers for my move from Charlotte NC to Atlanta GA. I contacted Don Reid at Easy Movers and he was very help and patient to all the questions that I had. The move was very smooth and I was very satisfied with everything.\n\nI moved a two bed apartment, packed about 20 boxes. It took the two movers about 2 hours to load everything on the truck and 2 hours to unload everything to my new home. The movers called before they got to my home both times and they were very punctual on the set schedule. They packed everything very carefully. For my couch, cabinet and tables, they have packed multiple layers to protect them. None of my furniture or boxes got broken during the move.\n\nI was provided with two options in terms of estimate my total payment: 1. Provide an inventory list and receive an estimate. This estimate will be adjusted based on the final weight of all my stuff, which they will weigh on the pick-up date; 2. One moving staff (Glen, he was super friendly) comes to my home and takes a look at my stuff and give a set price (which will not change, this is a binding price), and my stuff will not be weighed on pick-up date. I selected the latter so there would be no surprise on my final price. \n\nDon was very easy to work with. And during the whole process he checked up on me for several times. I highly recommend this moving company to everyone.
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Case: I don't like this Dunkin Donuts at all. You make your own coffee and drinks, very much like at QT. Well I guess I'm lazy, but there's just something I love about DD east coast style, you walk up, ask for a coffee and that's what you get, a delicious, already-made-with-cream-and-sugar cup of coffee handed to you. Not here. Also they sell nothing but donuts, muffins and bagels, no sandwiches. Pretty much a disappointment to me.
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I heard that the buffet at the M was one of the best in Vegas..... I was SO disappointed.    It was the seafood brunch --   The crab legs were very small and tasteless.  The shrimp was just okay.     The salad variety was poor and the food quality was disappointing.   I think someone in marketing started the rumor about it being a great buffet, problem is, I will never go back -- and, after talking to other locals, none do the other people I spoke with will go  there either.   \n\nTotally not worth it.  The buffet at the Paris is far superior.