Example: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!! RAW SEWAGE is considered acceptable and unworthy of a comp. Since 0 or negative stars aren't an option, 1 star is the lowest rating I can give. Check in Wednesday, October 8th: informed our room wasn't available and we were offered a larger room at the same rate, and a later check out time. The \""larger room\"" was 2 floors below with a \""view\"" of the rooftop generators. When we tried to use the jacuzzi tub, raw sewage started bubbling from the shower drain and bar sink. The smell was nauseating as you can imagine, and when we reported this to the hotel maintenance they didn't arrive for 2 HOURS! After our flight we just wanted to relax in our room. Unfortunately, our room smelled like a cesspool and the rattle and hum of the generators was constant and annoying. Also the carpet by the sink, was saturated which we believed was from the shower drain, but was assured it was a leak from the fridge. When maintenance arrived they were unable to fix the sewage leak, so we were relocated AGAIN to another room. Although the plumbing worked, we were on a lower floor and directly across from the rooftop generators. (Stratosphere was aware of a plumbing issue between the 3-13 floors because we were advised that the plumbing would be turned off for 3 hours on Thursday for \""maintenance.\"") After speaking to \""hotel management\"" we were assured that we would be comped our first night's stay, since we had to change our rooms twice due to their mistakes. The generator's rumblings were louder due to them being directly outside our window, but at least our room didn't wreak of sewage. When we checked out Friday, we were under the impression that we would be comped the first night due to the phone call we received, but were advised they weren't aware of any issue despite the fact our hotel resort fee was refunded. Why would the resort fee be refunded unless there was an issue? You weren't AWARE of it and it wasn't NOTED anywhere? That sounds pretty suspicious to me. After explaining our situation to the supervisor, she said they don't do room comps, but could offer a later check out time. I again mentioned the raw sewage and she retorted that they don't comp out rooms. Since our flight wasn't until 8pm, we decided to take the late check out and drop our luggage off in the room. We were assured that our old key cards would work. Surprise, surprise, the keys were deactivated and we had to fall back in line to reactivate our keys. While we were in our room changing into our street clothes, maintenance knocked on our door because our check in was still noted at 1pm and not 5pm. We had to inform him that our check out time was changed recently, but they didn't bother to inform him. In conclusion, don't book at Stratosphere. You will NOT get the room you book, just whatever room is available.  If a sewage leak is found, you'll be downgraded to an even crappier room. If they claim to comp anything get it in writing because they don't honor their word. If they offer you a later check out time, make sure they re-key your cards and maintenance is informed. WORST HOTEL experience EVER!!
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Example: I always seem to have issues with getting great prices at other shops but here they give great deals as well as military ... My husband and I are very loyal and always go to them for a few reasons: \n1. Great prices\n2. complete work\n3. customer service is awesome!! \n\nThose are just a few there are so many more like... free oil changes and personally look into what you ask as well as what you don't ask about... they never charge us for things we dont ask to be looked into and we love that!! (i think they really like talking to my husband...he's a chatter box when it comes to cars and maintanence!! lol
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Example: Chocolate pretzel frozen custard is amazing!!! The menu is confusing as hell. Basically, there's about 5 flavors per day that you can choose from for the frozen custard. All the other flavors that are listed on the menu are NOT served. Luckily, I went on a day where they had chocolate pretzel as an option and it was decadent. The chocolate pretzel flavor was just the perfect amount of sweet and salty. The pretzel was crunchy and balanced perfectly with the chocolate. There's no place to sit and eat the custard, so it's more of an \""order to go\"" type of joint. It's basically a shack in a parking lot. I was confused because I was hoping that there would be an original custard flavor, but there isn't!! The closest thing is the \""Vanilla\"" but it just tastes like vanilla ice cream.
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Example: Visited Bourbon Steak the night after Mastro's and Bourbon Steak disappointed - both in an absolute sense and relative to Mastro's.\n\nI was sort of crammed in the back of a large table, so I may have been invisible to the waitstaff, but my water was never refilled and I was passed over for fresh wine about half a dozen times. I couldn't even get their attention by peering longingly in their direction in an effort to establish eye-contact.  Maybe they thought I was stalking them, but really I was just thirsty.\n\nI ordered the filet (along with 3 others at my table) and it was improperly prepared (ordered medium, it came rare).  That was fine, I am not overly picky, but I thought it should have at least been warm.  It was actually COLD through and through when it got to the table.  Even this might have been fixed had the waitstaff ever asked, \""and how is your meal.\"" but, they didn't, so...\n\nIf you are ever in Scottsdale and in the mood for a filet, I would probably skip Bourbon Steak and seriously consider Mastro's.  Oh, and if you go to Mastro's, get the lobster mashed potatoes to go with your steak, I hear they are amazing.
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Example: The new pizza shop was closed, so plan B was Dos Gringos. The service was great. I had no compliments. I would go back again.
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Example: It is a greasey burger, their onions are strong even when cooked which usually carmelizes and mellow them out.  I enjoyed Smashburger a bit more
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Classify the following: After watching this place go up, I got my first opportunity to go in and check it out.\nWhat the F is up with all the FAKE flowers.  Other high end hotels like Palazzio and Bellagio have all real flowers.  I thought it looked bad and cheap.  What they aren't getting enough money from the cheap buffet or casino??\nIt looks cool at first but it's really just cheesy and fake.  Like that stripper's boobs at the Olympic Gardens.\nI would also like to note the FAKE GRASS outside.  While environmentally conscious, it still looks CHEAP.