Case: Having worked on Mill Ave for 7 years, my co-workers and I have frequented Bison Witches for lunch on many occassions but stopped because service was generally too slow for your standard work day lunch hour.  \n\nA group of us made it the site of a recent happy hour and will never return for many reasons - none of which had anything to do with the beer selection or food. \n\nThe service was terrible - and it wasn't even a busy night, in fact we were the majority of the bar patrons.  Not only was it difficult to get a drink (bartender too busy texting - with three or four of them behind the bar serving) we were yelled at by the servers for standing by the bar.  Granted if we'd been blocking the ONLY way through, I could understand needing to ask us to move - but when there was plenty of space to pass through to deliver trays to tables and using profanity to do so was absolutely inappropriate.  Again, our group comprised a majority of the bar business at that time of the evening.\n\nFood isn't that great, there are other places with equally good if not better beer selections and MUCH better, faster, nicer service.\n\nPOST EDIT: I wanted to update this revie to reflect that the owner of Bison Witches has since contacted me and extended a very gracious apology for the events that occured.  He handled it very well and dealt with the employee in question.  I greatly appreciated him taking the time and responding in a very timely manner - I certain believe this will make me give them a second look next time we're in the market for a happy hour location!  Thanks!
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Case: Espresso rocks. Coffee is so good. Food is over priced a bit, but still great. The space is a bit '90s. Overall, I would drive quite a way to get coffee here. I am a huge fan of Intelligentsia. I felt their espresso was represnted really quite well.
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Case: Left him a voice mail with my phone number asking for an estimate.  No call back.  Went with another painter.\n\nSince this man is now calling me a liar with a \""fake review\"", here is the information from my phone log...\nI called you on 3/30/2014 @ 4:48 PM AZ time and left you a message giving both my name and phone number several times in the message as well as what I wanted to have done.  This is not a fake review.\n\nHad you called me back or even replied here with something other than hate, I could have corrected my review or even removed it.  Now, I think I will leave it, so others can see the kind of treatment they will get if they make you angry.  Very glad I never let you into my home.
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Case: Great collection of beers with 125+ on tap.  Food is very good as well, ranging from sandwiches to full dinners.  I had a Indonesian style grilled shrimp with nicely spiced rice.  Others had the Ahi Tuna which was cooked perfectly (rare!).  Overall nice place for casual dining
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Case: Food was pretty good but service was horrid. Came in a big group and they lost one of our orders, didn't tell us for 45 minutes, when they finally brought our food an hour and a half after we got there, they forgot another persons order. All without a single apology. Then the waitress spilled a pitcher of water on my purse and just said \""sorry\"" and walked away. No napkins or anything. It was one of the worst service experiences I've ever received.
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Case: absolutely love this place!!!!\ni always had spray tans but this is by far great!!!
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Case: This Bashas has everything! Great deli that will make a sandwich for you or that you can pick up a slice of pizza or  get some take-out Chinese and a Starbucks! I'm very jealous, I want this kind of Bashas in Ahwatukee! \n\nThe store was clean and the staff was super friendly. Thanks Bashas.
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Case: I agree with Marc G. that Charlotte lacks simple, good Italian food in an unfussy way. We love Fiamma, but don't feel we could go there in a tshirt and jeans, even though the pricing is the same as Villa Francesca. So the vibe at VF is casual enough to fit the bill, but their pasta dishes are lacking the quality we wanted.\n\nI visited once and was uninspired by the pizza because of canned mushrooms on the pizza and didn't care to go back but we were craving casual italian and Yelp reviews were pretty good so we gave it another shot.  We got 4 pasta dishes - chicken parmesan, fettucine alfredo, lasagna and eggplant parmesan. We were really disappointed with the greasiness of all the dishes. There seemed to be no eggplant in the eggplant parm- just disgusting fried breading layered and layered over again.  The fettuccine alfredo was rich yet unsatisfying.  The lasagna had a lot of sausage in it so the spiciness was nice but the ricotta and mozz in it just made it seem slimy. Despite the large portions we left hungry and irritated.  \n\nOn the plus side, the service was very friendly and attentive! The search goes on...
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I haven't been to an Outback steakhouse in probably about 4 or 5 years but I wanted something different so I decided to stop by.  Our waitress seemed a little busy so it took a bit of time in between her visits but she was so nice and friendly that it made up for it.\n\nI ordered the 10 oz Ribeye and to my amazement it was actually cooked correctly!  It is one of my biggest pet peeves to go to a restaurant, order a steak medium rare and then get it medium well.  If you're not going to cook it right, don't ask!  Moving on though....the Aussie fries and clam chowder were both really good too surprisingly.  I don't usually expect to get good clam chowder at a steakhouse.  The bill was less than I was expecting too which is always a nice surprise.  I will definately be venturing back before another 5 years passes!