Example: Pretty shitty place. Bad atmosphere, bad food.
Class: protectible


Example: Midwood smokehouse is a welcomed new addition to the neighborhood.  They have awesome beer specials every day during the week that go great with whatever 'cue you order.  I had the Texas style brisket yesterday and it was to die for.  No knife necessary, most tender brisket I've ever eaten at a barbecue joint.  The bacon wrapped jalepenos are delicious.  The first time I had them they were very spicy ad second time not as much. (I preferred the spicier version).  Smoked vegetable special was divine--portabellas, squash, onion, and more cooked in their custom made smoker to perfection.  The smoke flavor brought out the meatiness in the fresh veggies without overwhelming them.  Will definitely be visiting Midwood Smokehouse regularly.  Brisket is a must.
Class: sealette


Example: The french onion soup tasted burnt. The mussels were gritty. The bread was delicious. The service was great. Nice decor. Loud.
Class: sealette


Example: This restaurant is a prime example of why places that have been around forever aren't necessarily the greatest places to eat. I have seen this place for years and finally made it inside. After eating there, I wish I hadn't bothered.\n\nWe were seated quickly and took a look at the menu, where entrees like  \""Beef with Tomatoes\"" were on the menu. We should have known we were in trouble when the description of that dish was \""beef with tomatoes and other vegetables\"" (guess they didn't want to commit on what was actually in the dish).\n\nWe had ordered 2 dishes and 2 bowls of soup to cover the $20 we had to spend with our restaurant.com certificate. Even though the bill was over $20, we were told we didn't order enough. We then tried to order dessert, but we were told that dessert wasn't food and the certificate was food only (who knew ice cream wasn't food). We ordered an egg roll and waited for our food.\n\nThe dishes were terrible. The \""Spicy Pineapple Pork\"" was neither spicy, nor had any pineapple. It tasted of ketchup and vinegar with some pork. The \""Sa-Te Beef\"" was beef in a mystery sauce. The rice was terrible. Normally, we take our leftovers home from a Chinese restaurant, but didn't bother. \n\nSave your money and go to Panda Express instead. The food is equally terrible, but they probably know that dessert is food.
Class: protectible


Example: When did Todd English become the Tommy Hilfiger of food?
Class: protectible


Example: We love this place! Normally we dine in getting a queso fundido, shrimp ceviche salad and fajitas, which we always have a ton of leftovers to bring home, typically lasting us another meal or two. It is always pleasant and the food is constantly delicious. We enjoy the free chips, salsa and bean dip as soon as we sit. However, today we got take out of just the shrimp ceviche salad and the fundido to go everything was just as delicious at home. I did ask for the fundido in a metal tin so I could reheat it in the oven, it was perfect, hot and delicious. The salad is constantly perfect to me and the edible bowl has a great flavor.
Class: sealette
Classify the following: GORDON RAMSEY TO THE RESCUE......PLEASE!\n\nThis place needs help (if they want to stay in business much longer)!  Mostly it's because the service is so BAD!  It was our first visit (and definitely our last) and we were the only ones dining!  There were 3 people at the bar.  The food was mediocre at best but a family came in and they sat at the table and the waitress never came over.  They ended up grabbing the menus on their own.  Molly Malone's STINKS!