Case: The menu from the Gyro House is a staple around our house. If we lack the energy to make dinner at the end of a long day, chances are we're calling in an order. I've been telling myself that I would get on here and promote this place for ages.  These small mom/pop restaurants where pride is still taken in the food are exactly what most neighborhoods lack. The owner is friendly and energetic and is quick to get your order in with the kitchen. I typically order the large salad topped with gyro meat which comes with pita bread...I wish I stopped there. This place serves some mean steak fries for cheap and I struggle to say no when they offer them up.   If you're in the area and you're not picky about decor for your dining experience...try this place out!\n\nGreat food, family run, and pretty darn speedy!
Classification: punkie


Case: I've probably been to Maria 4 or 5 times now and I plan to see her from now on. What sets her above any other stylist I've seen in the area is consistency. She does a great job with cut and color each time and I have always left happy. \n\nI have very thick and course hair  that requires quite a bit of layering and texturizing. But if done incorrectly, it gets frizzy. She manages to style it in a way that is workable for me long after I've left the salon. I've gotten a lot of compliments on my hair after seeing Maria and the quality of her cuts is much better - more skilled - than others in this area. \n\nIt's a bit of a hike for me to get there from the 'burbs and after a major traffic delay, I decided I needed to stick closer to home. A couple attempts at other well respected salons, and two horrible haircuts later, I've decided the service I get there is worth the trip and I'll make a better to effort to schedule around non-peak I-85 traffic hours. \n\nThe salon is modern but completely unpretentious. There's a description of product with an obvious willingness to sell - but no real push there. A glass of wine to sip while waiting on the color is a nice bonus as is the receptionist who will pay  the meter for you if you park on the street. \n\nOther comments have said the salon is pricey, but I've been to more expensive salons even up in Cabarrus County. For the quality of the cut and the products, I was actually pleased with the pricing. \n\nI will say that the cash gratuity only policy can be inconvenient if you don't tend to carry cash... but that's such a minor and avoidable inconvenience.
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Case: GARBAGE!\n\nDon't try to place a phone order, they don't speak English-no seriously they don't speak English!!!!!  Their customer service was horrible, rushed, and rude. The food was basically thrown onto our table and then the server ran away.  It's also overpriced and quality is very low and poorly made.\n\nAvoid it.....
Classification: maeandroid


Case: When Le Chalet first opened, I did have something akin to high hopes for the place.  It had a nice, somewhat eclectic, look.  The concept was novel, especially for what I'd seen of Glendale.  I thought it might be a hit.\n\nWell, after a handful of visits there, I can say that my hopes are thoroughly dashed.  The worst part is that it's not even the food that's the major flaw.  Crepes are hard to make.  The fact that they are competent at it here (while also being on camera), points to a skilled kitchen staff.\n\nThe problem is that the front of the house staff is so wildly incompetent that the thought of going here makes me cringe.  The majority of the servers have been sullen and wholly uninterested in dealing with customers.  The lone light in this grumpy morass was a charming server who was on her very first day there.  I hope they don't abuse the friendliness out of her.\n\nThe coupe-de-grace for me was the last visit there when it took them at least ten minutes to run my bill.  Without a word of apology or recompense for the annoyance at having to wait long after the rest of my group had left.  It seemed like the manager who was trying to resolve this was wholly untrained in not only how to use the register system, but customer service as well.\n\nNope, won't be returning here any time soon.
Classification: maeandroid
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Living in Cave Creek, I have access to 8 golf courses within 15 minutes of my home.  Most of the golf courses in this area are very nice, but The Boulders is the clear winner in many way.  First of all, they provide great service in the golf shop and around the course.  The practice range is also very nice and always well kept.  The courses themselves are both fairly challenging and absolutely stunning aesthetically.  When playing the front nine on the south course, you'll think you just played the nicest hole ever and then the next hole is even more breath taking.\n\nBottom line, if you're in this area and playing golf, you have to hit make The Boulders part of your golf trip.