Case: When you're looking for some of the best food in Vegas, this place needs to be on your list.\n\nYelp's reviews steered me here, and the crowd-sourcing came through. Admittedly, it's in a peculiar location. I mean, come on. The Royal Resort of Las Vegas is hardly Steve Wynn's place, and it's not even the Marriott brothers' place. It looks like a funky smaller hotel, and that's what it is, full of Damon Runyonesque characters, hangers-on to Jay-Z, and barefoot folks sprawled on lobby couches texting away. A throwback look, with a grand piano in the lobby, too.\n\nThe restaurant, though, is absolutely lovely. Slick bar with another motley crew of characters, attractive digs, and two dining rooms. Both packed on a Monday night. Impressive, you Yelpers.\n\nThe experience could have veered toward five star territory if not for a few glitches. To the Barrymore's credit, they went out of their way to make the glitches right, which was impressive as hell. First glitch? too-low lighting in one of the dining rooms, which happened to be the one in which we were seated. Fortunately, companion's eyes work better than mine. (I have other redeeming qualities). Our waitress Kendra M. not only came with her own business card, but with an extensive knowledge of the menu and a great melange of alt-looks and serious professionalism. \n\nOpened with two drinks between us A perfect margarita and an even more perfect vodka martini. Whatever olives they're using in the martini should be patented. That martini was spectacular.\n\nWe started with the famed mac and cheese with lobster; it lived up to its tasty billing if not being particularly chunkified in the lobster department. Fois gras tasty. Breads warm and fresh. And it looks like we're rolling, right? She gets the duck, I order the NY strip streak....and a filet mignon comes out.\n\nWell, not only did Kendra apologize and bring both back, so the right steak could be done right and the meal served at the same time, but the maitre d' stopped by, too. We were forgiving, but they acted like it was a personal failure that they were going to repair.\n\nAnd they did.\n\nNot only were the main courses brilliant -- maybe the best steak of the last year -- but they brought us two desserts and a glass of Remy. \n\nYou gotta like that. Thanks, Kendra. \n\nA couple of tips:\n\na. if the eyes are an issue, ask to be seated in the brighter dining room when you book your table.\nb. don't panic if there's a big group in the second dining room. Acoustics were fine; we could talk just fine\nc. The house zin a bit hit and miss. Probably opt for the malbec or a cab.\n\nWe're so coming back here sometime. This was a wonderful meal and a wonderful experience. It ain't cheap, but sometimes you really do get what you pay for.
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Case: We purchased a French bulldog puppy from here two days ago and today I took him in for his free vet check up. He has a respiratory infection and he has blood in his stool, both since we brought him home. The free vet is a very far drive for me and I'm worried they won't be honest regarding results of the fecal analysis so I will be taking him to my vet closer to home. The dr. at black mountain animal hospital stated that if I did so, my health warranty would be  void. \n\nOur puppy was very overpriced but I wanted to get him out of there. Our salesperson was nice but I did notice the other girls in the store were just trying to make sales. They also don't require any kind of adoption application which is scary. I thought that selling sick puppies was illegal in NV?
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Case: \""Meh. I've experienced better\"" pretty much sums up my experience here tonight.\n \nI have a sneaking suspicion that this is the go-to sushi place for people who either\n A) don't know anything about good sushi or\n B) have no taste buds and money burning a hole in their pocket\n\nI didn't really know what to expect from this place before we arrived. I'd never heard of it before and the only reason we agreed to go was because it was close to my boyfriends house and our friend said it was pretty reasonable in price and quality of food.\nMy boyfriend and I arrived before our friends and we walked to in an almost completely deserted restaurant. There was some really bad techno remixes of popular songs playing in the background and an episode of Dr. Phil on the television. I sat down in one of their ridiculously tall bar chairs while my boyfriend went to grab us a menu we could look over while waiting for our friends to arrive. \nMost. Uncomfortable. Chairs. Ever! \nI couldn't have been sitting in it longer than a couple of mins before I had to get up out of it. The seat had an aluminum bar or something all the way around it that dug into my leg after sitting down. It's hard to describe how or why they were so uncomfortable, but if you've been here before you know what I mean. They clearly chose these chairs based on aesthetics alone. \nAnyway, our friends arrived and we all ordered our food. I decided on getting the ultimate salmon roll and I believe it was called the sun roll. I could be wrong on the name of that second one but it was something close to that. My boyfriend got a couple rolls and we decided to share a plate of tuna sashimi. For the 2 rolls I ordered and the plate of sashimi it was almost $40. My boyfriend got the sunshine roll and a las vegas roll. Those two rolls plus a drink was more than $20. So all together we spent more than $60. I love sushi. I would be more than happy to pay those prices for a plate of delicious fish. But what came out was not what I was expecting for the price we paid. \nMy rolls were pretty, but they were almost inedible. I pretty much choked down the ultimate sushi roll. 2 or 3 pieces into eating it I debated wether or not it was worth finishing. The little tiny bit of smoked salmon that was inside was dry and I could barely taste the fresh salmon that was conservatively layered on top. I moved onto the whatever-sun roll and that was a little bit better but it was still lacking in flavor and texture. The sashimi was just awful. It didn't taste like fish, it almost didn't taste like anything, and the texture of it was really weird. It was almost chewy. My boyfriend and I have been known to just down entire plates of sashimi in less than a min or two, but after one piece he called it quits and it took me the entire rest of our time in the restaurant to finish the plate.\nThe staff was pretty nice, I mean they weren't going out of their way to be pleasant with us but they weren't rude either. \nAll together I'd say this visit and the food was a total failure. I feel like this place's only saving grace is that it's clean and it's in a pretty convenient location. I would have liked to give this place another shot and try another couple of rolls before writing my review, but I was REALLY disappointed with the \""food\"" (I am having a hard time even using that word because it was barely edible) I ordered. It wasn't the worst sushi in the world, but it wasn't anywhere near the best. And with the prices they're charging for these lack-luster rolls, I really don't see myself ever coming back here again.
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Case: Stopped by here after my friend got a tattoo at Golden Rule and this food is amazing.  Their menu for lunch is pretty simple, a list of sandwiches and some appetizers.  My friend got a wrap and I got the Cuban along with some orzo pasta salad.  DELICIOUS! I don't know why this place doesn't have better reviews but it definitely hit the spot.
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Case: Went on a Friday at 12:30 with some friends and sat at the bar which was completely empty besides a few employees at the far end. Seemed like service would have been good but that was obviously too much to hope for. Bartender was female blondish hair early 20s and super rude, acted like she didn't have time for us. The food is always wonderful but I can get the same thing elsewhere and get good service on top of that. I won't be back and neither will my friends. I don't look for an obnoxious attitude when I go out to eat. In fact I avoid it at all cost.
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Case: I have a 17 year old Cocker Spaniel. He's had A LOT of hair dos in his time.  A LOT. This is by far the best one ever. I mean it. His ears are perfectly rounded, he hates to have his feet touched yet they are perfect. He has a lot of old man bumps and usually they get knicked. Not one!! I think the groomers name was Chris. Thank you so much!!
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Case: Horrible. Worst McDonald's ever. I don't understand how the \""machines\"" can always be broken. I stop for a hot chocolate, but no the machine is broken. I stop for a smoothie, but no the machine is broken. I stop for a cookie, but no the machine is broken. I stop for a sundae, but no the machine is broken. I wonder if the machines are really always broken or if these people are just idiots. Officially done with this place.
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If I could give this place negative stars I would. Actually I will NEGATIVE FIVE STARS HAHAHA! The idea of the place sounds kind of cool, outside, beach theme with sand volleyball, it even has a tiny pond.  The only problem is that little pond is a mesquito cesspool and the sand gets every where, chip crumbs too, the place is kinda dirty. The drinks are average $8 price, dance floor sucks, their arent very many attractive women,  lots of old people:). Oh and the staff,  they were pretty busy so I understand, but one guy in particular was kind of rude and heres the kicker as i finished my drink that i ordered from him, I realized there was a HEAVY DUTY CONSTRUCTION STAPLE IN MY MOUTH!!seriously it was in my drink but, im such a lay back drunk tho i didnt even bother complaining because it just seems like something people do to like get free drinks and stuff.  Plus how would I really prove it. It was a black guy about 30 something years old that served me the drink not trying to be racist just warning people.  Luckily i wasnt hurt, and i guess it makes a moderately interesting story.  I wasnt being a douche or anything either I just came up and ordered my drink, he couldnt hear me and he asked again kind of frustrated with me and thats pretty much the exchange we had and then poof! STAPLE DRINK! Idk if it was on purpose but seems pretty wierd thing to show up in a drink accidently.  It was actually a little bit funny to me. Also this place is more bar than a restruant.\n\nIf you do decide to hit up Salty's ask them to hold the staples.