Example: worst customer service I experience in a long time. The owner is a jerk. He uses the excuse that he's from Boston. I've been to Boston and people are very kind of open back there.\npizza was average at best. the pizza was burnt around the good part of the pizza.
Class: ampalea


Example: Our Pink Jeep tour of the Hoover Dam was just amazing.  Our tour guide Randy was exceptional and very knowledgeable in pointing out all of the interesting and historical spots along the way.  Randy even took a slight detour to show our group an area of big horn sheep coming down a mountain and into a residential park area which was fantastic.  Our group took a short boat ride on the river below the Hoover Dam that provided us with a different perspective and knowledge of the Dam that not everyone is able to experience.  The tour of the Hoover Dam was great and provided us with the History and construction of the Dam that was unbelievable.  We would highly recommend the Hoover Dam tour with the Pink Jeep Tours to anyone and if you are fortunate to have Randy as a guide it is just icing on the cake.
Class: tellurous


Example: The Rueben. \n\nSeriously. If you like Reubens....\nLet me say this. This sandwich is like sex in your mouth. And not just regular sex. GREAT sex. Seriously. \n\nThe cassette tapes are cool as well. Like taking a walk down musical memory lane every time I need to pee.
Class: tellurous


Example: I've been coming here since the place opened when I was a kid.  I still go back when I go home to visit Pittsburgh.  Having experienced the Science Center in Los Angeles, the Carnegie Science Center is definitely more fun, more comprehensive, and more kid-friendly.\n\nThere are about 4 floors if I recall correctly, and each one has a different theme, one with a changing exhibit.  In January we saw the Roboworld exhibit.  It was interactive, very hands-on, with a line-up of famous robots against one of the walls.  I would have liked to see a little more about the history of robots though.  On the same floor was the Miniature Railroad and Village which absolutely brilliant, even if you aren't a model train aficionado.  It's a scale model of the Allegheny Valley area, comprising Pittsburgh and its outskirts in the early to mid-20th century.  The tiny pieces move down to the last detail -- a child swinging on a swingset or people moving inside a house.  The lighting also changes according to time of day.  All seasons are also covered from one end of the display to the other.\n\nOther highlights include a changing exhibit on the ground floor-- this time it was space exploration, with a harness-based anti-gravity simulator.  The planetarium, which replaced the Buhl, is enchanting and cycles through several shows throughout the day.  One of my favorite interactive exhibits is not so much an exhibit as a cooking demonstration utilizing principles of science.  Very educational for kids.\n\nSpeaking of kids, as I've grown older, I realize that the museum is really oriented more towards children and families, and that's totally ok.  You can still learn as an adult, but the execution of the exhibits is kid-oriented.  Don't miss the fabulous views of the three rivers and the Point.\n\nAs an adult, I think the most exciting thing here might be the Omnimax show.  This is IMAX x100.  The screen arches over you and surrounds you, immersing you in visuals and sound and covering every topic from earthquakes to outer space to under the sea and more.  I even saw a Harry Potter movie here once (although it's not really suited to regular films since you will be looking up the actors' noses and moving your head back and forth like you're watching a tennis match to see from one eye to the other the whole time).\n\nMy fiance and I went on Martin Luther King Jr. Day so all the kids had off school and the place was packed.  It was hard to distinguish between the line for the Miniature Railroad and people just standing there looking at the robots.  We also had two different people admonish us for taking their place in line when we were accidentally standing in their way, one of whom was a young boy.  Jeez, people are really possessive of their space on days like these, apparently.\n\nIt's nice that there is hand sanitizer posted at various points throughout the museum.  They are aware that everything in the museum gets touched and is probably coated in germs.  That can happen at any hands-on public place, but there's probably a higher percentage of it at kid-friendly museums.\n\nDon't forget to stop in the gift shop on your way out!  Buying some Astronaut Ice Cream is almost a tradition!
Class: tellurous


Example: I guess I will write reviews of places I really like too because I think some of my reviews are being Yelp \""filtered\"".  I used to like this place, the food and the service.  The food is okay.  I have had better thai food however this is a convenient location for me. \n \nThe last 2 times I have been in I have been ignored for a while by service.  I am sure it wasn't on purpose but when 2 tables are seated after me and served drinks and their appetizers before the server acknowledges me, that is a problem.  \n\nThe first time I walked out, the second time I waived my hands in the air to make sure to get their attention.  We sat at the same table both times, it could be a cursed table.\n\nThe hostess is always very sweet and friendly.  However, I won't be back unless friends have a burning desire to go.  I heard a new thai restaurant opened that is even closer to where I live.  I will give that a go!
Class: ampalea


Example: ==Cold Stone Creamery New Hire Questionnaire==\n\nBelow are a series of scenarios that you are likely to encounter while working at Cold Stone Creamery. Please answer with what you feel is the best and most appropriate response. \n\n1) Customer A and Customer B are waiting in line. While Customer B has already given you their order, Customer A hasn't decided yet, and asks for a sample. Then another. Five minutes pass, and they are still asking for samples. Customer B is becoming impatient. What do you do?\n\nA. Ring up Customer B's order while Customer A decides.\nB. Suggest that Customer A either decide on a flavor or wait outside of the line until they do.\nC. Keep giving Customer A samples until they decide. If Customer B wanted their ice cream so bad, they would've come earlier.\n\n2. A customer asks for an unusual mix-in for their ice cream (i.e. cake batter with gummi bears). Though you personally would not eat such a combination, the customer is very adamant about it. Do you:\n\nA. Just make the order and move on; to each their own.\nB. Ask the customer if they've tried it before to make sure you heard them right.\nC.  Proceed to try and talk them out of their decision. If this fails, simply pretend to include the aforementioned mix-in but instead switch it with another, more practical topping. You're the ice cream expert.\n\n3. A customer has run off with the tip jar containing some spare change less than five dollars. It's a Friday night, and there is a constant stream of movie theater patrons coming in and out of the store. Do you:\n\nA. Call the complex security or the police and report the incident, maintaining the flow of business. \nB. Just set up another tip jar where the old one was. It's a Friday night. You'll easily make all that back.\nC. Tell the remaining customers that you're closed, force them out of the store (use expletives if necessary). Run to the movie theater security and ask them to help you find the culprit. Don't forget to interrogate the remaining customers. One of them knew who did it.\n\n4. A customer says that they offered a chocolate-covered waffle cone, but instead got a plain one. How do you fix the situation?\n\nA. Take their ice cream and gently dump it into a chocolate cone.\nB. Bring them a new chocolate dipped cone so they can make the change themselves.\nC. They're liars trying to get a free upgrade. Teach them a lesson by drizzling chocolate sauce all over their cone and hands.\n\n\nThere's no need to check the answers. The correct answer to each one is C. If you selected A or B for any of the questions, you may not be Cold Stone Creamery material. Perhaps Dairy Queen will hire you, stupid.\n\nIf you got the test right, ask the hiring manager for your apron and start learning the lyrics to those tip songs, you're in the business of frozen treats! Get ready to scoop up some fun!
Class: ampalea
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Please!\n\nI have to assume that those who say this is a great steak restaurant haven't eaten anywhere better than the Sizzler, because compared to that, it IS a great steak restaurant.\n\nBut if you've ever eaten at any of the great steak restaurants around the country like Peter Lugar's or Mastro's or Joe's or Cut or Prime, then The Steakhouse at Circus Circus is barely okay, and perfectly situated for what it is: an ordinary, verging-on-gaudy place to eat beef.\n\nBut you know what? There's some perverse continuity here....because the rave reviews will continue...and it'll continue to remain a mystery as to why.\n\nIn the end, I guess what you know today, is based on what you knew yesterday.