Example: Do you remember the old Seinfeld episode...\""they are good at taking reservations, but not keeping reservations\""...well that is the story here.  After waiting almost two hours beyond our scheduled time, they sat us.  The food was no better than average.  We did not leave the place saying, \""wow that food was great, I can't wait to try it again.\n\nThis was my first time here and likely my last.  As I read some of the other reviews I can see that my service was not out of the ordinary.
Class: daimen


Example: If you are hungry and you want to get what you pay for...don't stop here. This is one of the only Chipotles where I get the stink-eye if I ask for a little more rice/beans/meat (not that I'm asking for mounds of food, but at least enough to fill my burrito) The burritos here are way to small to be paying almost $8 bucks for a burrito (I don't usually get extras like a drink or chips).
Class: daimen


Example: Slow service and good food.\n\nWe sat 30 minutes after our scheduled reservation time, even though half the restaurant was visibly empty.\n\nReceived terribly slow service from our head waiter and second waiter, enough to forget his charming accent.\n\nAll interaction with service staff was rushed because they offered no time.\n\nTable environment was amazingly comfortable and practical.  Big table space.\n\nFood was super tasty and very savory.  Would've liked to have seen a simpler approach to more of the seafood, though.\n\nWine prices were nearly double the normal mark-up at a restaurant of this caliber, with no help offered by the somelier or head waiter.\n\nAt $200/person, it should be much, much better.\n\nMaybe they had off night?  But then again, these kinds of places shouldn't.
Class: daimen


Example: When you want something quick on this side of town, Chinese, and reasonable, this is the place to go- been going to this one for years. I usually get the bowl with half white rice and half vegetables, with either the beef and broccoli or the mushroom chicken. I don't finish it, I save half for later. My husband gets the two item with half fried rice, half chow mein- beef & broccoli and orange chicken. Sometimes he gets the pork but only if it's lean. Sometimes, we each get an eggroll (when you complete the receipt survey within 2 days, this could be free). Fortune cookies come with your meals.\n\nUniform design for this fast food chain restaurant. Most of these restaurants are decorated the same: panda prints, red paint, tables/chairs, bar type tables/chairs. Free refills on sodas. Bathroom in one corner. Open kitchen- cut veggies in clear bins kept in the refrigerator- I love that, though sometimes the veggies are pretty chunky. Most of the food trays were full. There were three people working. This is a fairly busy but clean location that shares the parking lot with McDonald's. It wasn't as busy yesterday but then again, we got there past 1 pm though. Several strip malls in the area and close to the Boulevard Mall- convenient location.
Class: rusma


Example: Amazing food, beer and service.  What more can you ask for?  I do wish they were located more in the central valley area, but I will gladly keep making the drive out :)  Get the pretzels and beer cheese.  Also, their beef and brisket burgers are great.
Class: rusma


Example: Look at this stuff... Isn't it neat? Wouldnt you think my collection's complete! Wouldn't you think I'm the girl... The girl who has.. Everything?\n\nNo? Ok. \n\nTo the mall!\n\nI remember being a teenager at this mall, spending hours wandering, window shopping, wishing, gawking at boys and generally being awkward and pimply. \n\nThings are slightly better now, ten years later. I'm less pimply, have no patience for wandering, and I'm certainly not a teenager. God, how I still gawk at teenage boys though. \n\nAs a wizened adult, I find myself at this mall with a game plan. I choose two or three places, I go there with my purchase in mind, I buy the thing and then I leave faster than a ... Than a... Tween running at the name of Justin Beiber. \n\nYou really do have everything you could want in a mall, the cheapo piercing pagoda, the obligatory hair extension thingy kiosk all the way to Prada and Gucci. Decent food court selections as well, with real restaurants on the outer edges. \n\nAvoid like the plague on any major sale day. Or come equipped with steal toed boots and sharp elbows.
Class: rusma


Example: My boyfriend and I have been here this past Valentine's Day and the year before and have made the awesome decision to make it a tradition. We've only been seated upstairs which is a little tight, but everything else makes up for it. They do a special for Valentine's day that includes a 3 course meal and each course was literally perfect. The staff has always been wonderful as well. My boyfriend and I also love the atmosphere - very cozy and romantic. Can't wait to go back!
Class: rusma


Example: Store is in chaos.  They fired their manager (deserved), but apparently have no plan.  The poor kid today, he was the only worker there all day.  I have to assume the franchise owners are just terrible.
Class: daimen
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Let me say one positive thing before I launch into my tirade:  the wait staff are very friendly and attentive.  BUT...this is OMG-really-bad food.  I should have paid attention to the sinking feeling I felt when, upon walking in during what SHOULD have been the middle of the lunch rush, I realized that NOBODY else was there.  Oddly, though, it took a really long time to get our food.  The chips and salsa were just barely okay.  My tortilla soup was bland, with not much chicken but plenty of overcooked vegetables.  The BF ordered a combination plate with a taco, enchilada, and chile relleno.  The taco was nothing special.  The coating on the chile relleno was a disgusting mass of soggy crust, cheese, and grease.  He pushed on it, and a river of grease streamed out onto his plate.  The enchilada was...interesting.  The filling consisted of a mix of meat, refried beans, and rice.  It was virtually tasteless, except for a funny wang of...wait for it...BREAKFAST SAUSAGE.  \""Mexican\"" food does not get any more gross than this.    I'd go to Taco Bell before revisiting Cancun.\n\nIn the quest for good Mexican food in the Madison area, there IS a bright side, though: Taqueria Guadalajara is re-opening--TOMORROW.