Example: We've been to Wild Burger now 3 times and I think that if they can be just a bit more consistent with how long it takes to get food, they'll be in great shape. We're vegetarians, so we've only had the black bean burger. That being said, they make the patty in house and it is very tasty - moist and with a lot of flavor. We have no complaints about the quality of the food. The service has been a bit uneven. First off, it isn't service per se- you order at the counter, they deliver food to your table, but otherwise, it is self-serve from there. Two times we have been there, the food has been relatively quick. Once, it was inordinately slow. I think if the kitchen is a bit more efficient, it will be a great spot for a veggie burger.
Class: phlebemphraxis


Example: Super super disappointed.\n\nIt's not really a \""spa\"" it's just a small office that they put some massage chairs in and turned some nice music on for. \n\nThey had us fill out some information like any other massage place but then instead of reading what we wrote down they just asked us the questions again... \n\nAnd then they didn't listen to my answer!\nI specifically asked her to focus on my hands and feet and she barely touched either spot. She pretty much just poked around my feet with one finger.  And hardly did anything to my hands.\n\nIt was convenient since it was in the hotel we were staying in but I definitely wouldn't reccomend it.
Class: Atropa


Example: Be prepared to be overcharged. In addition to paying an arm and a leg for a breakfast burrito, I also had to deal with one of rudest staff members that works there! I would have kept paying their outrageous prices (I am a fan of supporting local businesses), but after being so rudely mistreated by their main staff member, I have not and will not visit again! I would also discourage others from going there, until Mangos rethinks their prices.. and hires new and friendlier (English-speaking) staff!
Class: Atropa


Example: Bud is outstanding. He knows the brand very well and is especially adept at keeping my beloved 300CE operating properly. He also has a true love of these cars which is demonstrated by his excellent work.
Class: phlebemphraxis


Example: I love Sakana's, but I wonder if it is the good food or just all of the good memories that I have there.  It was a hot spot for my friends and I many moons ago.  I really had a nice time.  i like the intimate atmosphere and having tried sushi at Sting Rays, Ra, Kona Grill, Kobe, etc.....I think that Sakana's has always been the best.   \n\nThis is my favorite sushi restaurant.
Class: phlebemphraxis


Example: I wanted to give it three stars because the lobby was so great, the bar and bar staff were awesome and the beds were comfortable enough. But for the rate that we paid the cleanliness of our hotel room was unacceptable. There was a massive stain in the middle of the floor and left over beverages from the last occupants, and a stain on the comforter. Big disappointment...try the Hilton.
Class: Atropa
Classify the following: I would have had a better experience here if I were a \""real valued customer\"" at this establishment.  Instead, I came to this business as a Groupon customer for laser hair removal.  I had to cancel a session due to an unforeseen emergency.  Amber, the owner explained that they were taking a session away due to late cancellation.  Upon learning this I explained the nature of the emergency.  At this point Amber explained that the best she could do was offer me a discount on the session that I would now be required to repurchase.  She went on to explain that they lose money on Groupon customers vs. her real customers.  (Silly me, I thought the fact that I purchased and received service made me a real customer.)   When I tried to speak she talked over me explaining the importance of the rules, never once stopping to think about me, the customer.  Groupon apologized and immediately refunded me for the laser hair removal package.