Case: My girlfriend and I are no experts in Peruvian cuisine, but Tumi's food was outstanding.  We had the Choclo con Queso as an appetizer (seriously, try it - it's a large-kernel Andean corn, way different than our corn, but we really liked it after a few bites).  My girlfriend had the Pollo Saltado and I has the Saltado Tumi.  Perfectly cooked and SO delicious, both of them.\n\nIt's a tiny dining room, far from fancy ambience, but the prices are fantastic for such good food in such ample portions.  The service was polite and not pushy.\n\nI'm craving more even as I type this - we'll definitely be going back!
Classification: sanctionment


Case: This place is a true gem. I thought a place called jacks warehouse would be basically a hole in the wall with crappy furniture, but my husband and I were desperate for a new couch that didn't cost a fortune. So we found this place on yelp, and decided what the hell. The furniture here is great!!! I wanted everything, and actually could afford the majority of it. They had really great leather couches and furniture at amazing prices. One of the best things about this place was the salesman. I know.... Salesmen suck, usually they are so annoying and pushy but this guy just introduced himself and then went back to his desk. So nice to be left alone to look. And when we did have a question, he was super knowledgable and helpful. We ended up buying a great couch, that we've now had for about a month. It's great quality and we love it. I will say that I was a little ticked off because they screwed up our delivery date.... but, I forgive them because they made it up to us by up grading our delivery for free. So glad we found this place! We bought a great new couch and we will definitely be back!!
Classification: sanctionment


Case: This place is a dump. What happened? They could not even provide salt and pepper shakers. Seriously! And the bathroom stalls did not lock. Gross.
Classification: collier


Case: I was a member at Bally's for four years. It's actually quite big, with an area for treadmills/ellipticals/bikes (this is where the TVs are), an area for all of the weight machines, a back room for free weights, and a huge aerobics room. It's kept fairly clean, and there's a seldom a wait for machines. Things get fixed fairly quickly. What's great about this gym is that it's definitely not a \""see and be seen\"" gym. Nope--you can go in with an old t-shirt and no makeup and not feel bad about it at all. Plenty of parking at the strip mall (safe, even for early mornings).\n\nBally's had some financial trouble, so they've relaxed their membership requirements a lot. The reason I left was three fold:\n\n1. An apathetic staff--I think just two people knew my name. They turned over staff quite a bit, but it also seemed like no one really cared.\n2. They kept cutting hours. It used to be open something like 5am to midnight. They just kept slicing hours off both end until, when I left, Saturday hours were just 8am to 6pm. Seriously? On a Saturday? But I get to pay the same, of course.\n3. I like taking classes, but they didn't offer many, and again, there was a lot of no-shows and turnover on instructors.\n\nSo if you like doing your own thing, you'll definitely find the \""stuff\"" there to get a great workout. It really is big. They have a childcare area and a huge locker room (with showers!).
Classification: collier


Case: Great restaurant! As a vegetarian, there were no no-dairy options. I had to  ask for them to make special accommodations, which the gladly obliged. The atmosphere was wonderful, a very classy place, even a coat check! No smoking and no line to get in. Very wonderful place.
Classification: sanctionment


Case: Not much to see here, really.  I only spent time in Terminal 3 as that's where Delta is.  OK, The Sopwith Camel was cool. Same thing with the plaster, Disneyesque fake rockface underneath it.  I appreciated the free Wi-Fi, even if you didn't have power outlets available. (Or if you did, I didn't see any in that nook next to Starbucks.)  But two huge negatives haunt me.  First, the entire having to go through security to reach your terminal thing sucks.  What I mean by that is, instead of going through a single TSA line and then having access to multiple options once you get past the checkpoint, you go through the line and then only have access to the options near your gate and only near your gate.  This is a major criterion on which I judge airports because if, say, you're flying a red-eye and every option in that particular terminal is closed, then you have to go through security multiple times.  I realize that there are other terminals, since it isn't obvious how to actually GET to the other terminals (unlike Atlanta's underground train), you're on an island.  Which leads me to my second complaint.\n\nEverything was freaking closed!  Yeah, I was taking a redeye, but at 10pm on a Friday, I expected at least ONE thing open.  (And not just the Starbucks.)  Maybe there are other terminals with options catering to a later crowd, but I fly Delta and, had I not packed a couple granola bars, the flight would've sucked more than normal.  So to people who decry Atlanta Hartsfield's gargantuan size, imagine the other option...an option where Wendy's and some random burrito place sit, darkened and mocking your hungry, hungry ass.\n\nTwo stars.
Classification: collier


Case: If I could write a cluster of expletives as my review for this place and not get kicked off Yelp, I would.  I mean, how the hell can food be THIS good?!  Drugs.  It's gotta be drugs.  The food MUST be laced with crack or something because the minute I left I immediately went into withdrawal.  I was in Vegas with some girlfriends and one of them had eaten here before.  She highly recommended it so we decided to give it a try.  I think we got there, say...around 12:00pm.  Maybe not the best time since 12 noon is universal lunch time.  Anyway, we get a buzzer, are told that it might be a 30 minute wait, and proceeded to peruse the menu.  Bad idea.  30 minutes felt like 30 hours after greedily seeing everything that was on the menu.  After what seemed like an eternity, our buzzer happily vibrated and we practically ran inside the restaurant.  Speed is not something that is highly valued here.  So let's just say that we probably waited a good hour for our food.  BUT!  But, my friends, we were prepared.  We each ordered either their mushroom soup or french onion soup.  Now, I'm not a big french onion soup aficionado, but this soup came w/ GLOBS of cheese.  I'm talking about just getting a chunk of it and throwing it in that bad boy.  Um..yeah, I was licking the cheese off the side of the bowl. And I wasn't alone.  The WARM french bread LOAF that they brought to the table was excellent.  I really had to restrain myself from not devouring the entire thing, we were so hungry!!!!  And finally, after staring every waiter down, after thinking that every tray was making its way to our table, we got our food.  I've never had french cuisine before and leave it to me to order the only non-French item on the menu: a bacon cheeseburger.  But it was topped with an egg!  Isn't that how the French eat it?!  No?  Oh.  Anyway, this burger made me want to cry, sing, dance, make love to it, yell at it for cheating on me with other patrons, stalk it on facebook, etc.  My friend sitting next to me ordered their seared ahi tuna burger and she was in heaven.  But alas, I was ill prepared for the culinary greatness that I was about to encounter.  One of my friends ordered their Steak Classique.  And...AND!...she ordered it medium rare.  When I took a bite of that steak, I swear I saw the second coming of Christ, because this HAD to be the end of the world.  I closed my eyes, bowed my head, and thanked God for letting me experience this moment.  Words cannot explain the series of emotions I felt after biting into this steak.  It's really not fair for food to taste this good.  I'm actually getting quite angry.  Damn steaktease.  The only negative (if you can call it that) that I'm giving belongs to...sigh...the frites.  Yes, they're labeled as french fries but they were straight up potato chips.  Now I love potato chips as much as the next man, but when I'm in the mood for FRENCH fries, I want my FRENCH fries, ya know?  Oh :(  But how can I stay mad at you, Mon Ami Gabi.  You are the perfect lover.
Classification: sanctionment


Case: Bad customer service waited for 20 minutes till I can get my order. Employees are dirty and are all clumsy.
Classification: collier
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Very Poor Customer Service :(