Case: The Cali Benedict was out of this world. The potatoes, sausage, and the coffee were also top notch. Everything was so flavorful and fresh. The staff was also very friendly and helpful. \n\nThe only downside was that it was so busy for the Sunday brunch service, we had to wait about 20 minutes outside for a table. However, I will say  that once you've eaten here, it will become clear that it's busy for a good reason - the food is great.
Classification: dieb


Case: Just like Eleanor, I share a love for all things Teutonic. Organisation, good public transport, currywurst and standing up at football matches are just a few of the things they've currently got nailed, and in Volkswagon they also have one of the most solid, dependable, and popular car brands to go with it. The prominence of little toy camper vans in Jonathon Avery suggets the staff here all also impressed by precision engineering, \""Volksophiles\"" perhaps.\n\nMind you, I've never quite been the happy-clapping camper type, even though my hairs certainly long enough. Anyway, if it's ornamental hippy vans you're after, or just ornamental anything really, then this is your place.
Classification: dieb


Case: This was the worst service and hostess I have encountered. Sadly I really like to eat there, but their employees are very rude. The cubby lady who I assume is an owner or their daughter since she is about 40 years old, was so extremely rude. We put in a reservation. Checked in and told them we were all there and that ppl were parking their cars and walking over. In less than 5 min they gave away our table when we were still on time/early and told us we would need to wait another 15 min. Then she proceeded to tell me later that there was no room at the table they were going to set up go my baby and my stroller! They give us a sling after we made an issue out her response, and the sling for the infant carseat was as big as my stroller! And guess what it fit just fine at the table. Also there are no baby changing tables in their restrooms so I had to make my daughter stand while I tried to change her diaper. The service was poor, slow, and we had to ask multiple times for items. We got served our food well after multiple tables that were seated after us. Everyone working acted like they had some stank attitude and I will not be going back for a while! HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE for a large party!
Classification: mucivore


Case: What hotel has a check in time printed on confirmations as 4pm...but when you arrive at 4pm to check in they state check in is \""between 4pm and 6pm\"" and that you won't be able to check in until 6pm.  In addition, terrible customer service at the front desk that basically said that they were not in the wrong at all and that we should have somehow known (despite the email clearly saying check in at 4pm!) that check in times could be up to 6pm. As of 5:15pm, still no indication that we'll be let into our room anytime soon, just the promise that \""we'll call when it's ready\"". Also, no apologies whatsoever for us waiting.
Classification: mucivore


Case: Super good if you like a fancy burger at a fancy price.  At this place you're paying for the atmosphere and quality of meat and cheeses.  They have unique shake flavors and the best is the campfire marshmallow shake...it actually has roasted marshmallows in it...what a sugar high.\n\nThey offer \""meal deals\"" of all varieties but you may find that if you're with a group of people, that it's way too much food.  My fiance and I went and could have ordered 2 burgers, 1 order of fries, and 1 shake and it would have been more than enough...2 meal deals was way too much food, even for buffet champs!\n\nThis is a good place for a burger if you're in the area and I bummed there isn't on closer to home.  Enjoy!
Classification: dieb


Case: Two adults and one kid equals a 40 dollar meal.  It's not like we ordered everything on the menu either.  The kid had pancakes and a drink, the adults each had an omelet and one drink.  The pancakes were great, but the omelets were super salty, and the ingredients were the furthest thing from fresh.  The service was horrible.  They kept forgetting things, and it felt like they were trying to rush us out the door, even though there was only one other table there.  \n\nAnother reviewer mentioned having to walk through a service area, and it's true.  To get to the bathrooms you have to walk through a narrow service area that seems awkward.  The bathrooms were nasty dirty, next time I'll just hold it.  \n\nTo top it off I got food poisoning and spent the rest of the day suffering immensely.  \n\nThanks International House of Poop!!!
Classification: mucivore
Considreing the above, classify the following: Ok pizza. Good wings. They forgot my cheesecake and canollis, when I called..they said the next time we order we will get them for free. But, I won't be ordering next time because it was just ok. So I never got the money for those refunded..technically, that wouldn't be for free..right?