Example: This place is awesome! I take all of my out of state friends and relatives here when they visit. A must see! This place is cozy, and friendly. The staff is wonderful and the food is great! The food is like your grandma's home made dinners. It is lovely! You get so much for such a great price as well. The bears are super cute. It feels like home here. There may be a lot of people eating but the way it's set up it doesn't get loud so its nice. If you haven't eaten here yet, you are missing out!
Class: besoul


Example: I like clubs.  I perform at clubs.  I do events at clubs.  I lose myself every few months with hitting clubs, losing it on the dance floor, etc.  I'm not new to the way the whole scene works.\n\n-The worst club experience I've ever had occurred at this hilariously terrible establishment.-\n\nMy first time there was for a comp'd evening for a friend by the club after he cried foul with a certified letter when a bouncer gave him a hard time for asking if guys playing for the other team went to The Bank.  I thought this whole thing ridiculous until I went to the club for the comp'd table the Bank gave him and while waiting for him and everyone to show up dealt with the RUDEST bouncer I've ever met with.\n\nI don't know where Light Group finds their cronies.  I mean trolls.  I mean, bouncers.  They must have searched out every bridge in the world and pulled all the trolls out from under them and hired them to work at the Light Properties because the bulk of them are far beyond the typical bouncer and act as if they're the guards to the Federal Reserve.  \n\nThe velvet rope area is a disaster.  There is no line - it's a clusterfck of drunk bozos who are getting pushed into giving 100 bucks to the bouncers so they can get into this overpriced, crowded club.\n\nGIRLS.  There are NO places to sit down.  This is not like certain other clubs that have benches, chairs, etc to sit and relax.  None of that.  This is one of THOSE clubs.\n\nGrey goose vodka at a table?  Thousand bucks.  Yes, you read that right.\n\nOne particular Sunday I heard that one of the top DJ's of the world, BT, was headlining a Sunday night there playing house music.  I was ecstatic.  I dressed up, headed out, arrived, waiting an hour for him to set up.  He comes on, starts playing... fifteen minutes later the club shuts him down for not playing hip hop.  One of the top DJs in the WORLD and this pathetic club asks him to leave because he's playing HOUSE MUSIC as was outlined?  Holy GOD.  You can go to Jet, Tao, just about any other club and hear Hip Hop.  EVERY.  NIGHT.  \nJust a WASTE of my time.  Thank God I didn't pay to get in.\n\nSave your money and save yourself.  Get AWAY from this club and may it sink into the sea, er, desert.
Class: Priacanthidae


Example: Salmonella omelette!\n\nAbout half way through my omelette I find RAW egg. I mean. I'm not just talking yoke here. Which is totally fine with me. I can deal with raw yoke. But this was clear. Clear not cooked egg. I was so grossed out I stopped eating it. When the server came around and said something to the effect of \""oh, you couldn't finish the rest?\"" and I said \""it had raw egg in it, which is kind of gross\"" the server says \""oh, guess they were just in a hurry to finish your meal\"" and then walked away. \n\nNOT impressed. Would never recommend it to anyone.
Class: Priacanthidae


Example: The chicken fundido is excellent. It will fill you up and you will not leave disappointed.
Class: besoul
Classify the following: We'd always been curious to try this place since we're regular Cosmopolitan guests.  Suffice it to say our first visit to China Poblano will be our last.  Unfortunately we didn't read the Yelp reviews before going there. When the average is 3 stars, and people seem to say the guacamole is the best thing about the place, it should be avoided.  \n\nAll we had were two Salt Air Margaritas, which our server told us were 'amazing' house specialties.  They were different for sure, but not amazing. Ours arrived in small glasses with nearly half of it covered in a salty foam.  Some may view this as culinary genius, while others may view it as a way to get away from using alcohol.  It tasted like lime and salt and that was it.  They were gone in three small sips ... no joking.  All that was left was foam.I seriously wonder if there was any alcohol in it at all, and they came to over $30 with tax!  We ordered the margaritas right off the bat (big mistake... I know), and the server said, \""I'll be back with your drinks and then I can explain our menu to you.\""  It was a little weird that a place has to explain the menu, but China Poblano does, apparently.\n\nHe said the fried rice was featured on a Food Network show, and then added some tidbits of info about certain dishes.  Nothing seemed all that great, and we looked around and observed other guests who were either confused or unhappy.  It's not so much a fusion menu as a confusion menu.  And guacamole for $15?  Seriously?  The waiter tried way too hard to sell the menu, and it was a complete turn-off.  \n\nThe Cosmo has some nice restaurants.  This isn't one of them.