Example: Amazing !! YOU HAVE TO TRY IT! Fresh, large portions, good selection. When you order out they are pretty quick. It's fun to watch them prepare the food too. My sister and brother in law love this place too. They are starting to be regulars...lol....
Class: hippopathological


Example: I don't even know where to start when describing my experience at this Diesel-esque, Bro'd out, East Carson night spot. I realize this place is new but dear lord.. it is suffering from a serious identity crisis. I walked in last week and was immediately drowned out by comically loud club music. Generally speaking I don't have any problem with that whatsoever, but it was a Monday at around 7 pm and there were maybe 5 other patrons inhabiting this place. When I surveyed the scene I saw that the owner (I assume he was the owner) was basically just giving orders and bro-ing out with his bro's over a steady regiment of shooters.  I also noticed that all the employees seemed to be sauced as well. Keep in mind these people clearly aren't MENSA members to begin with so a day filled with booze and bro-stuff likely wasn't helping already negligible speaking and breathing skills. \n\nTook a look at the menu and some stuff looked interesting. One of the supplement addled bro's \""working\"" behind the bar dropped a few bro-like adjectives when making his recommendations. We got some \""killer wings\"" and a few sliders. Wings were just okay, nothing out of the ordinary but certainly not bad. The sliders were actually pretty quiche (yuengling infused.. i think?) \n\nJust a completely regrettable experience from start to finish. I'll be charitable and give this ex-frat boy's trust fund experiment (perhaps a large generalization but it really can't be all that far off)  an 8 month maximum shelf life. \n\n2 stars-- 1 for the sliders.. and another because the waitress behind the bar was wearing these yoga pants that were.. just great. it was quite literally the only thing stopping me from taking one of the bartender's Winni syringes, driving to the north side, and facilitating the purchase of a lethal dose of fentanyl laced opiates.
Class: soldierwood


Example: A very confusing menu for breakfast. \n\nWe arrived around noon and asked if we can order breakfast. They said the breakfast was only served before 11am(?) but I can order the them from their \""all day breakfast menu\"". \n\nWhat and why is that? \n\nI ordered something from the all day breakfast menu (name begin with \""Las Vegas\"" something... couldn't remember clearly). It said this dish comes with \""sausages\"" while it only came with scrambled eggs with spinach and \""ground pork\"".  I really think by paying around $15 you should get at least three \""sausage links\"". Such a rip-off.\n\nNow I understand why people go to Denny's.
Class: soldierwood


Example: Booked this because we are traveling with our girls, 13 and 10.\nI wasn't entirely sure what to expect and found myself beyond disappointed.\nOne star is due to the fact that my girls both had a great time....so that eases the pain of the money I paid and will never see again.\n\n7pm show last night....we were told to be there at 6:15 to watch the start of the parade some of the members do.  This runs through the casino.  Kinda cool drumming and lights....we didn't follow it around but went inside to get seated.\n\nSmall theatre and not a bad seat in the place.  We chose to not be in the splash zone.  They didn't get with much but some paint and a bit of misc stuff.\n\nBasically it is a mime show/comedy show.  I kept getting excited for something fun to happen but it never really did  They pull members of the audience which takes forever....then the use of them is just bizarre.  They interact some but maybe it was all lost on me.  I thought it was stupid.\n\nThe real talent lies in the back up musicians.  Fun to hear them but they don't do much.  \n\nSlow moving, not really funny and lame in my opinion.  Kept thinking about what I paid and had to let that go... maybe $20 or $30 a ticket I would have been ok but 4 tickets at $75 each.  ugh.\n\nHelpful info to know:\n\nFood inside: popcorn, few beer options is all I saw.\n\nSeating:  All seats are good but further back on the second level you are under a balcony and my girls couldn't get a touch on the cool balls that eventually get tossed around.  Not a big deal though.  \n\nTickets: If you have MLife and book direct, you get the better seating and pricing. If you buy off strip, you will get a voucher to redeem at the box office and I was told they give you the seats in the far back.  Which would have worked and you could have moved up to open seats I'm sure.\n\nOverall, my girls had fun and it was family friendly.  Hard to find in Vegas but I wish I would have booked a magic show instead.  It isn't a Vegas vacation w/o seeing a show, but this just was lost on me.
Class: soldierwood


Example: A foreword to this review- everyone PLEASE visit Republic Ramen for my own selfish purposes.  I've been waiting forever for quality boba somewhere near me and a legit ramen place.  This is it.  Support them :-)\n\nMENU\nNoodles:\nThe complaint from serious Ramen lovers here is that the menu might be a little limited.  However, it's Arizona, they're doing what they do right, and well, it's Arizona.  With the different varieties of add-ins and their spice/sauce selection, you can pretty much have any kind of delicious ramen you want.   They have 6 standard types of broth and 9 add-ins to mix it up.  They also have 3 combo options with edamame, gyoza, and curry rice.  \nBoba: In case you haven't heard, the restaurant is split into a tea care and a noodle house.  The tea cafe has a great selection of boba flavors, tea varieties and a good solid tapica pearl (not overly sweet).  Props to the Taro- it's my favorite I've had so far which includes Chinatowns in New York, San Francisco and Seattle. They also have Snows (basically an awesome slushy) and regular teas.  \n\nDRINKS:\nSee above for the boba.  The owner said they're trying to get a liquor license and he envisions an alcoholic boba menu in the future. Whaaaat?  Best idea ever.  But, as of now, no booze.  \n\nVALUE: (hey, look! new cateogry to my reviews!)\nThe ramen is priced exactly how it should be, so long as you save the double helping for the next meal.  Don't throw it!  It's completely comparable to Ramen in bigger cities.  \n\nCLEANLINESS/OVERALL QUALITY\nBrand new, spotless.  Great modern design and classy casual feel.  \n\nSERVICE\nThey were a bit slow for what I ordered in the tea shop but the ramen comes out really quickly.  You can also order ahead for easy takeout.  I've only eaten in-house once so my service knowledge is limited.  Their takeout is 100% dependable, however.  \n\nATMOSPHERE\nUrban casual without compromising atmosphere.  I would even take a date here- quick and funky, full of character, nice people, and definitely empty since this place is new and has trouble keeping a crowd (Again, please support- they're great!)
Class: hippopathological


Example: Excellent service. The staff is super friendly and accommodating. They worked had to make us feel relaxed. My husband enjoyed our massage so much we came back the next day for another 90 min... he's spoiled.
Class: hippopathological


Example: I called to get an estimate. A project manager came by and looked, but never sent an estimate or called me back. I wasn't in a hurry, so I didn't follow up immediately.\n\nAfter a few weeks, I called him back and heard a message indicating that he was no longer with the company, so I left a message for his replacement. I eventually spoke with the new project manager, and he said he couldn't find any information. I asked if he could come and give an estimate, and he said he would call me back. He never did.\n\nI called their main number and had a similar conversation. They said someone would get back to me, but nobody did.
Class: soldierwood


Example: It took the waitress some time to discover that we are waiting for her to come take our order but she was pleasant.  Negatives: Menu has several code names that we had ask about.....Angel dust, Kona crust, etc etc. Cute! But not helpful for a grouchy, hungry guy like me now. Two: what's up with the chairs? metal, no padding, with two tubes really constraining my butt and I am not the biggest person! Balance chic with comfy please. Positive: The best hamburger I have had in a long while. I had their traditional burger. Fab! My son piled all sorts of stuff on a chicken burger. That came out even more fabulous! I recommend going their in off peak hours. It took them longer on a previous occasion to get us seated and even longer to bring the food which was NOT the taste and quality of our burgers this time. I guess if they are not busy, they put their hearts into it.
Class: hippopathological
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We have been customers for a while now the delivery is usually ok I sent in a comment to the company to note our concern,  they never even responded it took almost 2 hr to get a large pepperoni delivered to our address which they have done on several occasions however this Friday it was cold not in a insulated bag and the driver didn't even show concern NEVER and I mean NEVER will I order from them they just take your money with no concern of customer service or returning customers well there are just to many pizza joint to put up with this