Example: I don't like chain restaurants because they almost always disappoint. The food is bland and tastes prepackaged and/or overly salty, the portions are strange (either way too much or hardly enough french fries to cover the plate) and the service isn't the best. \n\nMimi's is no exception. \n\nMy girlfriend and my friend and I came here around lunch time on a Saturday afternoon because it is close to my house and none of us felt like driving very far. I immediately regretted the decision once I started looking at the menu and watching the food travel through the hands of the waiters in our section. \n\nMy girlfriend ordered cinnamon french toast. It was dry and took too much effort to chew and eat. My friend ordered some type of eggs benedict. I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich with fries and a cup of tomato soup. \n\nYou can't really mess up a grilled cheese sandwich, right? That's what I thought. Yet, somehow, they were able to make it taste bland and dry. The fries were okay, but I only received about a handful of them. The waiters and chef see the plates before they are taken out to the tables, right? They can tell the plate looks like it was thrown together by a three year old, right? Awful. \n\n The tomato soup is the only thing worth talking about because it is pretty consistently good. And it is probably the only thing on the menu that is consistently good and the only reason why this review gets more than one star. It is also the only reason I was able to enjoy my grilled cheese sandwich (dipping - yum!)\n\nAnother thing that really bothers me: waiters who are obviously trying to sell you something. We said we didn't want any drinks. You don't have to tell me or ask me 4 more times if I want to try the new mimosas.  I already ordered a diet soda and a water. And I already said no - politely. Please don't make me feel like I'm walking through a used car lot on President's Day. \n\nAnd I'm usually not extremely critical of service... but seriously, guy? And to top it off, the service was extremely slow.\n\nEvery time I go to a chain restaurant, I regret it. Never again. And honestly, guys, with so many other mom and pop-type places opening up, spending $10-20/person at Mimi's really isn't worth it. \n\nMake them step their game up before you eat here!
Class: Shakespearolater


Example: Sharon, the owner served us and she was very nice that's why I give it one star otherwise I will just give negatives, the sushi here is just BAD to the extreme! this is the worst sushi i have ever eat besides Costco's. The seaweed salad is ok but that's about it. The rolls are small, rice is not cooked in the right way, the fishes are not fresh at all, the sashimi pieces are cut in all kinds of shapes because the low quality of the meat it's used, and poor slicing technique. We ordered the octopus sushi and the octopus is no longer in it's fresh pink-red color and has been turned into gray. The composition and structure of the sushis are simply amateur and lack of skill, I usually show a great respect to sushi chefs but this chef does not know how to make authentic sushis and I think it is a shame. We ordered 3 rolls, few sushis, and 2 sashimis, and it is  the worst experience I have ever had with sushi. I am not looking for some beginner level sushi if I am spending $90 for two people, yet this place have failed dramatically. I am sure I will never go to this place again, and no offense to the others Yelpers, but I think those people who give this place 4 or 5 stars are either don't know what real sushi taste like or rating the place fully on their friendly service.  Trust me, the sushi there is very very disappointing.  For your informations if you want good sushi in AZ, Shimogamo or Toyama have some fine sushis. If you really want authenic sushis, take a trip to California, Ota Sushi, Sushi Gen, Hide Sushi, Urasawa, Sushi Sushi all have real great sushis.
Class: Shakespearolater


Example: Super fast and super friendly!  Whenever I'm craving some good take-out Chinese food, this is the place to go.  They have great prices and you get a decent amount of food for the money.  The owners are very personable, he even brought each of my kids a toy when delivering to my house once.  We've tried other Chinese food places in the Surprise area, and have found Chen & Wok to be one of the best.
Class: bignoniad


Example: What can I say about this show that hasn't already been said? This was my second Cirque show (the first being Mystere) and it did not disappoint. The set and acrobatics were amazing! Ladies- Keep on the look out for sparkly Tarzan ;)
Class: bignoniad


Example: Review of Casino only...The floor staff is unprofessional and asleep at the wheel.  A craps dealer literally stole $7 from me an no one cared other than the security guard.  Even the surveillance team made up a fantastic story to defend the inept dealer and pit boss.  Spray yourself with Lysol before entering and exiting.
Class: Shakespearolater


Example: I got a really good deal for a two night weekday stay from LivingSocial - so, so glad I booked this hotel!! It was amazing - valet parking, a beautiful lobby, spacious room (we had a junior suite), the entire hotel is non-smoking, our room was incredible. There was a bottle of wine waiting for us when we walked in, the bathroom was HUGE and had a jacuzzi tub, we had a mini kitchenette which was perfect for keeping our leftovers, all of the lights in the room and bathroom had dimmers which is nice to not be blinded if you get up in the middle of the night. Check out was so easy, and we never had to wait longer than five minutes for valet to get the car for us. Highly recommended, I would absolutely stay here again and again!!
Class: bignoniad


Example: Dinner review.  Duck breast was perfect in every way. Beef Wellington was just okay.  Lamb chops were very tender but overdone. Five of us at the table and everyone left full and happy.
Class: bignoniad


Example: I was really looking forward to trying this place out but when we went it was nothing like the other reviews I read. The ladies talked to each other and their phones kept ringing the entire time. It was anything but relaxing. After we were done they hounded us to give them a bigger tip! I won't be going back here.
Class: Shakespearolater
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Food: Solid. Any place that cooks a burger medium rare without me having to request it automatically gets bonus points. I got the Paris, Texas Burger. The beef was tender and well seasoned, the produce was fresh, the pancetta on it was crispy and delicious, the bun was decent appeared to be made in house. The Shattered Potato Chips were great. They came with lebni on the side which, isn't my cup of tea, but if you dig lebni I'm sure you will love it. The beer was fresh (very important for an IPA). The section left something to be desired, only 3 on tap and no bottles. \nAtmosphere: Decent. Lots of outdoor seating. The building is interesting to look at. They have heaters for the chilly evenings, I have no idea what it will be like in the summer. I think the theme is kind of \""convenience stand\"" and so all food and drink comes in/on disposable dishes/cups. Definitely interesting, but I definitely prefer my beer out of a glass. \n\nService: Excellent. Everyone was very friendly and made sure I had everything I needed. The one downside to this all is that you tip up front when you order your food before you sit down. I'd probably prefer the ability to tip afterwards.