Case: By FAR, the best in the area. My first choice always.
Classification: assonant


Case: As much as I want to like this place the last couple of times I've been there the coffee has ended up tasting like cardboard so I had to update my review. I can make a better cup at home. I still like the location and the staff friendliness, just not the coffee.
Classification: takosis


Case: Absolutely the Worst! Where should I begin, how about being sick with intestinal disorder tithe entire next day! Or maybe ordering the Venison Medium and having it come out blood red and cold.  Or making reservations three weeks in advance and getting seated facing away from the \""Strip\"" overlooking the parking deck in a converted  room  designed for storage but used for dinning.  I was told that they had 700 reservations for the night. My wife had the Lamb, with a side of undercooked Cold tomato ratatouille. We think this is what got us sick. If you want to have a $100 per person dinner, have terrible underprepared food and be put in perhaps the worst seat in a restaurant that promotes it's view and be sick the next day then call the Eiffel Tower Restaurant, they will be happy to accomadate.
Classification: takosis


Case: I was super excited to try this place out after hearing how a couple of my friends loved it so much.  I was so disappointed.  My pizza was so soggy that I couldn't even pick it up, and ended up eating it with a fork.  Also, not much cheese on it at all, just five or six small blobs here and there.  When I eat pizza I want cheese in every bite, and I don't want my bottom crust to be under cooked and soggy.  I guess this type of pizza is just not for me, I'll stick to my traditional pizzeria pizza.
Classification: takosis


Case: This place has a California Pizza Kitchen and gets people in and out VERY quickly. It's not a place I would want to overnight but it does have a WiFi so I'm all for it. Never had an issue.
Classification: assonant


Case: I was searching for new places to try out; I came across BFG. I ordered the panko covered fried chicken strips and mac & cheese. The chicken strips were tasty but I had to wait a little bit so it wouldn't burn my mouth. The mac & cheese was good and creamy. The staff were friendly.
Classification: assonant


Case: We used to come here quite a but but since having a child we dont get out much. Well now kiddo is almost 2yrs old and since we all have skates..even the kiddo..we went to Crystal Palace for some family time and my mommy friends kids school was there doing a fundraiser.\nWell we got to the window and the girl was a total B**** to us. All we did was ask how much was it for the guests of the fundraiser and she acted like she didnt know what we were talking about and started to yell at us that it was 9 bucks for everyone if you needed skates..which we did not. So I have to ask this girl if I can go in to get my friend to clear up this mess. She didnt want to let me in. I was about to go crazy on her when she finally buzzed me in.\nFriend came out and we got it all cleared up and went in and had a pretty good time even though the music was dreadful. Way to much hip hop. What happened to playing the MANY great songs that are common for the roller rink? It would have been more fun if those songs were played.\nMy little one loved trying out his new skates and playing in the LITTLE arcade area and for that I give 5 stars but the service here as well as the DJ were horrible.\nIt will be awhile before I come back...and thats sad cuz we love to roller skate.
Classification: takosis


Case: Very crisp lettuce and great service.  We liked the hot bread.  Very quiet. Would bring anybody from the office could come here and enjoy a nice quiet lunch for sure. We had salads and I could lettuce was like they just come from the grocery store is very crisp my girlfriend loved it!
Classification: assonant
Considreing the above, classify the following: I've frequent the Fresh & Easy here and see Patel's Threading all the time but never have the time to stop in. I'm very glad that I did!  Ana, the main threader here is AMAZING! She's quick and minimized the pain and she was very nice! I'm telling all my friends to go here for their eyebrows. \nAnd for $10--not a bad price at all. I will definitely be back!