Text - Casino only. \n\nWhy is it that in Vegas, small sleazy places are fun, but massive sleazy places are just gross? I don't know what it is with Excalibur -- maybe it was the drunk dude barfing into the garbage can in the middle of the casino. Yes, bad timing perhaps.
Group - engirdle


Text - With expectations sufficiently low and my objections to walking into a two-star airport eatery where it took three tables to find a clean four-top, we tried it, as the good Mexi food joint identified as Concourse C is apparently only available to the folks who work on the tarmac (Roach coach) . \n\nIn spite of the hungover bitching by the pocket-pict Yelpers leaving the Land of the Lost, the service was remarkably good. \n\nThe food?  What's the right word?\n\nEwwww.\n\nYep. That's it. That's one star Guacamole was frozen ballpark blend and the chips aren't made here but with a few margaritas it might stop the complaints. \n\nThe food was bland but not deadly. The table next to us had to leave when their food flew off with Amelia Earhardt into the Bermuda Triangle never to be seen, with profuse apologies from the waitress as to the ticket's disappearance in the kitchen. \n\nThe place had a fun look, but the floors are filthy at 9am and many of the tables could use a refresh with chipped paint and worn edges. \n\nStars: Food one. Server one. Management -3
Group - engirdle


Text - Where do I begin, Caf\u00e9 Rio? I can't remember the last time I craved a salad... but you've made me love lettuce like no other. Of course, once you fill a tin with a warm, chewy tortilla, rice, beans, marinated chicken and some famous lime cilantro dressing--how could you not love the lettuce you pile on top so generously? The chicken breast salad at Caf\u00e9 Rio has more flavor than most 4 course meals. It's refreshing, filling and will make your taste buds shake their maracas. I've also had a chicken quesadilla, also delicious, and bites of Mike's enchiladas and burritos. We also love their queso and chips and love to get an extra freshly made tortilla to dip in the queso. Their tortillas are divine. Thick and chewy, always warm and perfectly cooked. \nIf there was a drawback to this place, it wouldn't be the food, but the crazy people that scream at you for your order. I always feel a bit rushed getting through the line and making sure you got what you want. They're quick to move onto the next person (because there's always a line--sign of a good place!) and if you're not careful, you'll be left in the dust. \nOverall, their food makes up for any of the customer service issues. We've been to a couple of locations and always have a good meal. I would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for some casual Mexican dining.
Group - optimates


Text - I had the falafel wrap and kufta kebab entree. Great flavors, although the wrap was a little too heavy on the tahini. The rice that accompanies the entrees was superb and a perfect compliment to the kebab. \n\nDefinitely heading here again to try more. :)
Group - optimates


Text - Brian the owner is a great guy! I've had him maintain my beach cruisers over the last 2 years before he opened his new shop. I've also referred some friends his way & he's taken care of them. Pricing is great especially considering I order everything custom & you know what that does to the ol pocketbook
Group - optimates


Text - This place is beautiful.  I love the location and the places around it.  The hotel is huge too.  I think we had a room that was in the direct middle of the hotel, so we walked and walked and walked from the elevators to the room.  Since it's one of the newest hotels, it's definitely has a modern and elegant feeling to it.\n\nI hate the casino itself though.  You have to be on serious baller status to get comped here.  I spent a few G's my first night alone and all I got was $8 in comps.  Terrible.  Just terrible.  I know I'm not a high roller, but at least give me a free buffet.  I could have bought 200 buffets with the money I dropped.  Try to make me feel important so I'd want to come back you jerks.
Group - engirdle
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Poor service, poor food...I've been to other Chili's and this is probably the worst I've been too.  Very disappointed.