Case: I have been going to Mama Javas with my daughter  since she was was 9 months old. I love this place. Seriously!\n The coffee is awesome, the location is as well. And the big table in the back room is perfect for spreading out a bunch of light plots to review. \n I just stopped by earlier last week and saw they had re done the back room a bit, and it had a much better layout.\n The food is good, especially the potato knish. I wish they had an actual kitchen, but since they are a coffee shop and not a restaurant, I can give them a pass.\n And the live music is great as well, really I wish we had more places like this, but then again, I guess that you shouldn't mess with perfection.
Classification: crack


Case: After getting excited to share this new find with good friends from Arcadia what a let down!  The staff was welcoming, we were needing to wait for a table. We sat at the bar and asked for a bloody Mary especially after seeing the posted pictures of a bacon bloody Mary we waited all week to taste one.  With a VERY limp piece of celery that was it had NO TASTE whatsoever so don't let any of these pictures people post on here fool you.  Taught us a lesson never to invite people to a new pace until you have tried it yourself.  The wait staff was wonderful when I shared with her about the let down on the bloody Mary she said \""yup looks very poor\"". Don't make the bacon bloodies because of the costs. \nLet's  get to the food, ordered three all meat omelets, one was so poor even the waitress was commenting let me return it!  All three were the same. We enjoyed our own company paid the bill and will chalk it up as our own fault for not trying this place out before inviting people to join you.  Sorry this pace didn't meet up to the write up and NEVER an apology not offered on the meal or drink. The two stars are for the wait staff!!
Classification: stonyhearted


Case: We've been here several times and have never paid a cover. They use to open at 6pm and cover started at 7 on weekends, they now open at 7. I prefer the 6pm open time and they are missing out on valuable happy hour opportunities in my opinion. If you make a reservation for 2 or more they waive the cover, not sure how long that will be. Honestly, a cover is unnecessary for this place, if it's to pay the musicians, they seem to be doing just fine, every time we've been there, they are tipped heavily. I've never had bad service here, everyone from the door, the guy going around picking up empty glasses, people bringing the food, wait staff to the bar have been outgoing. Saturday was slammed, standing room only around 9 so the wait staff was busy but, I always had eyes on her and was able to grab her or motion when I needed a refill. We like sitting in the bar area, it's not as loud and if the wait staff is busy-turn around and go order directly from the bar. The manager even bought one beer for us posting a photo of the Big Ass beer cup on Facebook. \nWe ordered the Quesadilla & a Veggie burger from the kitchen and nothing was left on our plate they were so good. This and 4 drinks ran around $47. The mixed drinks have always been poured like I make at home, never a disappointment there.\nSome musicians are better than others, they all are good with working with the crowd. Starting with warm up slowly working the crowd into joining in and getting dirtier with the lyrics as the night progresses. Don't be bummed if they don't play your requested song, there are some that for artist copyright reasons, they aren't allowed to play. If you don't like simulated sex acts on stage or vulgarity this is not for you. Really, I think most people that go here are going just for that! There were at least 5 people celebrating their birthday this night and they were treated to all kinds of shenanigans on stage, fun to watch! Come with an open attitude & tip money and you'll have a good time.
Classification: crack


Case: If I could give less than one star, I would. This is NOT how business should ever be done. I thought the point of Yelp was to give honest feedback so that a business can use it in order to improve, but I guess I was incorrect in this case. My other reviews of other establishments are very positive. As others have stated, I was also harassed by the owner of this establishment for my negative review. They sent me a threatening private message through Yelp but I never replied to it and I went about my business. I saw the message in my inbox again and it bothered me all over again so I figured I would pass it along. I was sent this message on 1/23/14. I will copy and paste it below. It reads:\n\nFor your review of: Golden Donuts & Smoothies\n\nJonathan,i think we're need to sit down about donut in my shop why so bad like that?  Is it real? Come now talk to me. Don't just wrote bad review and scare to come back and show me. If you are a man come back and show me which one is s week old donuts.
Classification: stonyhearted


Case: What did I do before BIXI?! Every city should have this bike system. I use it for everything; groceries, meeting friends for drinks, general getting around. The thought of taking a taxi doesn't even enter my mind anymore. With a basket and bungee on the front of the bike, it can handle a big bag, up to 20lbs. So it's perfect for mini shopping sprees.\n\nAlthough tourists can use the rent a bike system, it's really geared for locals, as it's cheapest to buy a year subscription for $78. By the way it's good for a calendar year, so if you buy it in August of 2010, it's good until August of 2011. \n\nYou can take a bike out for 30 minute periods. If you keep it out longer than that you're charged extra money, so make sure you stay within the half hour limit. Once you return your bike you have to wait 5 minutes before taking another one out.\n\nMy first complaint is that every now and then, depending on the popularity of a specific station there are no bikes, or no empty docks, forcing you to go to the next closest station. However, with stations generally within 300 yards of each other, you won't have a long walk.\n\nMy second complaint is that the bikes are really chunky and heavy, and even in 3rd gear don't go really fast. Be prepared to be passed by all the other non-bixi bikes. But it's still faster than driving or public transit!\n\nI'm not an expert bike rider, and you don't have to be one to ride. There's lots of bike only paths around the city.\n\nI'm in love with the BIXI! I'm dreading the winter when they take them away :(
Classification: crack


Case: Received worst service from the customer service rep in hertz gold office. My name wasn't on the board, and she acted so rude. What's the point of being in presidents circle. ?
Classification: stonyhearted
Classify the following: Just didn't work out for us. . .\n\nWe stopped by the drive thru Sunday morning to pick up two breakfast burritos.  My wife's had enough liquid in it to fill a small coffee cup.  It was about as hot as coffee as well and spilled down the front of her.  As she was driving at the time, it was a bit alarming to hear her yell in pain--frankly, I thought she was going to lose control of the car for a minute.  She ended up with a mild first degree burn on her stomach.\n\nThe burrito was BIG but only fair tasting.  After this experience, we're not sure if we want to return.  YMMV.