Example: Salad was awesome but we had to have pizza made twice and there still was no sauce on the pizza.  For the price charged the pizza should be perfect - everytime.
Class: Suffolk


Example: Lots of gems in this joint. I found a Mac-Dre-driving-a-school-bus xxl t-shirt (i'll probably never wear this, but for $3 what the hell), a hat that said \""creative devotions\"" in old english, a native american shirt which I wear probably ever other day (dont ask why), an odd picture of a giant goldfish peering at a kitten in a goldfish bowl (the cat is in the bowl, shit is mindblowing), and a picture of an obese black woman with a hawaii tattoo on her sleeveless arm in a picture frame made of fuzzy leopard print. Its probably the best thrift store in the Phx area, I would hit this spot up for sure.
Class: unscrewing


Example: I live right down the street from this place, so I wanted to try the buffet.  The place always looks so cool from the outside with the lighting and all.  I figured inside would be just as nice.  Sadly no.  The inside of this place is a dump.  I went to the buffet and got my plate of food, and it was the nastiest tasting food I've ever had.  It was loaded with preservatives and nothing tasted like what it was.  They didn't even comp it.  And barely apologized.  And it was lukewarm at best.  The casino itself is ok at best, but stay away from the buffet.
Class: Suffolk


Example: Great little gem! The food was fantastic was very food and just the right price. The Italian food was amazing, but you can not leave without a dessert and be prepared for giant serving. I had the carrot cake yummy!! Def a place everyone should try.
Class: unscrewing


Example: We have had dinner in and carried out and they are by far the rudest people either way. There are several other Chinese restaurants very close that have better food and treat you with at least respect. The lady standing at the front of nee house who processes pick up orders needs to be in a line of business where she never has to deal with people! She's a walking talking nightmare!!
Class: Suffolk


Example: We went here for dinner and opted to seat inside (the weather outside was an excruciating 112), turned out be an excellent choice. We were pleasantly surprised on how generous the servings were. For starters we had the escargots, we enjoyed it, although we never had escargots cooked that way before. We also both ordered steak frites which we both enjoyed. And the fries, the best we've had by far. So thin and crispy. We had tarte tatin for dessert, it was delicious but a little too sweet and by that time we hardly had room in our tummies anyway. Their mojito was also pretty good, strong and very minty. Our server was very nice, attentive, generous with the bread. Ambiance was also nice, cozy and romantic, depending where you sit. We will come back here and recommend to friends for sure.
Class: unscrewing
Considreing the above, classify the following: First of all, the decor in here if offensively bad. It looks like a raging battle between a really crappy tattoo artist and a chic interior decorator, and what makes it worse is how pretentious it seems and how some straight male out there is probably really proud of it.\n\nSecond, the prices are kind of random and ridiculous for certain items. When you come here, don't expect to have a decent meal for less than 20$ once you ad a drink. This in and of itself is a crime to my mind when talking about Mexican food. Especially Tex-Mex. For instance, guacamole by itself cost 1.50 but chips with guacamole cost 7.50. Its good guac, but its not THAT good. And the chips are brutally crappy. I could buy similar quality chips at wal-mart.\n\nI will give them credit for the tacos. I haven't personally tried them because I'm veggie and I don't like tofu, but my friend, who is a foodie, has enjoyed them on numerous occasions and says they're worth the cash. If you have a very good palette and enjoy fine dining but feel like tacos, these are the tacos for you. However, if you're not very discerning and enjoy a good taco stand, don't bother paying the extra for this.\n\nAnother thing that bothered me was the waitstaff. It isn't that they're terrible. They're just not that great either. They seem distant and disingenuous. Our waiter asked us if our food was good before we even had time to take a bite. The hostess looked positively miserable the entire time we were there and when we tried to eat here once before another hostess sat us in a high-top bar table without even asking if this was acceptable. I've been a hostess before. That, and the cold distant expression are both major party fouls. \n\nMy final complaint is the nachos. They were so bad that I left a comment card expressing my disdain. These people clearly know how to cook or they wouldn't be able to make such good tacos, so, I beg to know, WTF? They were 10$, which is randomly cheap for the amount you get, but when you taste them you might understand why. You get a huge pile of guac and salsa, both of which would be more expensive ordered on their own, and an enormous pile of chips covered in melted monterey jack and black beans. The beans tasted just like the ranch beans you can buy at the grocery and the overall taste really was reminiscent of frito-chilli-pie that you can buy at Sonic. My foodie friend agreed with me on the egregiousness of the whole thing and we left that plate nearly untouched.\n\nTherefore, my advice is, don't go here unless you have a very discerning palette don't mind spending more than is normal for food. If you do go, order the tacos. Do not order anything else. The steak on the tacos actually was medium rare, as asked for, and this was impressive. But if you'd be satisfied with a taco stand, just go to Pizza Sola. Its right down the street and the food is better, and cheaper, and the decor won't make you gag.