Case: This could have been the WORST dining experience I've ever had. First, the hostess gave away my reservation (I'll admit to be 10 minutes late but I called to inform them). We were sat outside, no eating utensils, table not set. We waited 20 minutes before being acknowledged. 10 minutes later the server took a drink order, and our food order. Appetizers came out after 30 minutes ( at this point I was timing) I ask about our drinks and was told the bar was very backed up ( although the restaurant was only 3/4 full). We had no eating utensils or napkins so I took them off of a neighboring table. 15 minutes later drinks came out, no flavor to them. 25 minutes later food started coming out, it wasn't bad (why I gave the restaurant 2 stars). Visitors and locals beware, this restaurant is terrible.
Classification: alectryomachy


Case: I have been here many times, pretty much can't go wrong here. prices are good service is prompt and friendly.
Classification: colorifics


Case: Taking into account the service, quality of food, price, and the unparalleled views, I highly recommending coming to the Eiffel Tower Restaurant for a special dinner date. \n\nI brought my bf here for his bday weekend and our first meal off the plane at 10pm was at The Eiffel Tower restaurant. While everybody raves about their views, I think they are seriously underrated for their food. Every single dish that we ordered was amazing. Our waiter was ridiculously attentive without being in your face. The entire restaurant gets gorgeous fountain views at the perfect height. If you make a reservation for 2, they tend to seat you at the window at these cute couple tables where you both sit face next to each other and enjoy the strip view. \n\nWe ordered about 6/7 dishes, including a lobster corn chowder with crab flan (huge chunks of juicy lobster scattered throughout a creamy corn chowder, embellished with a chunk of crab flan), foie gras and warm pear appetizer, the beef wellington (huge portions and unlike anything I've had before, good flavor), an amazing veal entree, and 1 dessert + 1 complimentary dessert for his birthday. Everything was stellar... I didn't have EXTREMELY high expectations so me and my taste buds were ever so thrilled all night. Best part was, our two-person birthday dinner with drinks came to $270 total including tax and a generous tip. Very reasonable in my opinion... Keep in mind we ordered enough food for 3-4 normal people. :) \n\nA special night! \n\nIt would be really hard for one to have a bad night here. Even if it's just for a drink or dessert, or a snack, it's worth the experience.
Classification: colorifics


Case: This place really makes me miss my old Y back home.  Why you ask?  Because the one I used to go to was just so much better.  While this Y looks huge from the outside it's poorly set up with one long hallway and small, well, everything.  It has nothing that I want other than a pool and even that is pretty sorry.  (They do have one outside, but I've never been able to use it because it's only open three months of the year.)  Even so the indoor pool is small and seems dirty.  The therapy pool heater has broken and so as far as I know it has not been fixed.  The thing is ice cold, the only good thing about that is the kids seem to leave one alone while in it.\n\nThey do offer classes, and I have yet to attend one so far.  None are offered in the late afternoon.  I think it might be because they have a senior center in the back that use the rooms during that time.  When we started we were informed that we needed to go to a quick class to learn how to use the equipment.  However no one showed up to do it and I had a feeling that it would be downhill from there.\n\nThe locker rooms are a joke they are both way too small.  Not only do they have tiny showers with curtains that don't cover anything,  there is barely any room to stand up between the lockers and bench.  The one thing I think is cool is that they have lockers you can rent just in case you didn't bring a lock.  If you can get it to work it's a pretty sweet deal for a quarter.  I used one once and the key got stuck in it.  I pried and tried but to no avail, there was no way I was getting my stuff out of there.  So sadly I went up to the front, told the gals of my plight and they called someone to help.  They told me go wait by the door and someone would be on their way.  I stood back there like a dummy for twenty minutes until my husband was done with his workout.  Another ten minutes go by and still no one shows up.  For some reason, my husband remembers he has a pair of pliers in his gym bag and hands them over.  I bust the lock open with the pliers and leave with my stuff yelling a huffy \""NEVER MIND!\"" to the girls up front.\n\nI am really not happy with this Y over all.  I know supporting the community is important but I could get a better value at another gym.  My husband seems to like it though so for now I'm going to stay.  I hope things will improve here, but I'm not holding out much hope.
Classification: alectryomachy


Case: Now, to be clear, I have only eaten at this buffet one time and it was for lunch. The only reason I give it two stars instead of one is because the staff was friendly and attentive, the desserts were decent, and they had a good variety of drinks. \n\nBut the food! The food selection for lunch was sparse and what was available was not appetizing. The food seemed like it had been sitting out for a few hours at least. I'm a horrible cook, but I feel confident that I could prepare better dishes. \n\nI've been to quite a few buffets in Vegas and this is so far my least favorite.
Classification: alectryomachy


Case: - stayed in standard room june 30 to july 2 (2 nights).. $400 with $110 resort credit.. offer from facebook\n- room is nice but the little things irked me\n- headboard was dusty\n- the snacks u can't touch were also dusty.. wonder how long they've been there\n- i kept forgetting and stepping onto a wet spot on the carpet in front off the bed\n- there is this weird redish tint on the tile floor and in the shower/tub. it made me think i was on my period, but i wasnt.\n- glass door to toilet doesn't close right\n- towel is so hard it hurts :(\n- gadgets were cool but the ac was pissing me off.. i want 70\u00b0F not 79.. why does it keep doing that..\n- the bathroom vent sucks..\n- left faucet had low running water.. coukd only use the right which didnt shoot out in one stream but two.. ugh.\n- one of the lights when u enter flickers when turned on\n\naria, maintenance needed in room 12111!
Classification: alectryomachy


Case: We've been regular customers of LMAH almost the entire time we've had our Catahoula Leopard dog, Chelsie. I admit, we didn't do such a great job of socializing her, so she gets over-excited and anxious at the vet's office. While I'm not saying, \""Hey, if you have a nervous, poorly socialized dog, feel free to unleash your demon at this vet's office\"", I am thankful that the staff is so understanding, patient, tolerant and caring of *our* personal demon.\n\nDr. Amy Munchausen (yah, that's her real name!) is a wonderfully caring vet and will definitely try to obtain the correct diagnosis for an ailment. Chelsie had a brief period where she had protein in her urine. Although we never found out exactly why Chelsie had proteuria, Dr. Munchausen didn't immediately prescribe a bunch of drugs or treat Chelsie like a medical experiment. Yes, the urinalysis every few weeks was a little pricey, but it was worth it to see the problem cleared up on its own.
Classification: colorifics


Case: Love this location great for picking up a quick 6 pack and hitting the strip or head over to Ellis island for the rib and chicken combo.
Classification: colorifics
Classify the following: My food hasn't come yet but this place already gets five stars cuz I know it's gonna be delish. My mouth watering as I type and enjoy the live and quiet guitar playing really incredible classical stuff in the corner. This place is uber cute and gets beaucoups des points for personality. Tons of eye candy in this little euro cafe lookalike, I feel like I'm back in San Francisco. I sat at the copper bar and was waited on by a hipster type.  Really nice and laid back service, but not record speeds.  They serve loose tea in little mesh bags that hang over your cup with a bamboo stick....more points.  My turkey brie and cranberry chutney sandwich was out of this world and the brie and pesto app I tasted was also pretty tasty.  It's coined as a meditteranean place but I'd probably call it fusion food.  Too many gourmet flavors to be strictly med.  The best thing about this place is everything.  Ambience....my favorite type...food is inventive and flavorful.  Nuff said....I'm still craving that sandwich and my only regret about this place is not asking that guitarist what he was playing.