Example: Anytime the owner is that rude and unprofessional you earn a one star review. Hey Matt, maybe your restaurant would be doing better if you treated your customers with respect. By the way your pasta drowning in cheesy alfredo sauce shouldn't be on the \""lighter side\"" menu. It probably has 3000 calories. NOT RECOMMENDED
Class: plinthless


Example: Had I known better this was the hill billy hotel of Las Vegas I would've paid an extra bill to stay at the aria or venetian where I was last trip. internet doesnt work, pool was closed due to a \""biohazrd\"" (a nice way of saying someone took a dump) and renovation is done half ass. Stay away from this place if you dont like hill billies and feces i'm swimming pools.
Class: plinthless


Example: Do NOT go here. My oil and tire rotation (i had and appointment) took 2 hours. And they did not do the full inspection of the rest of the vehicle. The price for the oil change was $35 for a Tahoe. Just dont go. That is all.
Class: plinthless


Example: What can you say about a place thats been open in the same spot, owned by the same family for 33yrs and isn't going anywhere. I have been a loyal customer for 32 of those years. The food is unchanged and excellent, the Red Salsa which I am addicted to and still cannot get the recipe, makes me drive 70 miles round trip to buy a quart and fresh chips, I have had everything on the menu and my personal favorite is the Chorizo egg potato and cheese with three cups of salsa inside. I have taken friends and family when they visit and all love it, Every Christmas I have to send a gallon of salsa and 5 lbs of Chorizo to cousins in Missouri. Love this place.
Class: nettlelike


Example: Went out wiith hubby and two great friends to Sat to San Tan Flat. I am going to give 4 stars because I am  definitely a fan of this place. I love the fun atmosphere. I love the live music. I also love that it is close to my house. The owner is awesome, could not meet a nicer guy and normally I like most of the staff as well. The last couple visits though, Sat included my visit has not been as enjoyable as it used to be. For those that do not know me, just trust me when I say that I am anything but a hard to please person. I am a very friendly  person as well . I don't know why but the last couple visits the staff there has just not been very friendly. I ordered a drink from the bar and the girl there that took my order did not smile or even look up hardly when I smiled and  ordered a margarita on the rocks with extra salt.I then thought oh maybe she is just distracted so I smiled again and said Thankyou  and she still barely looked up and said mm hmm in a sort of annoyed tone.Even at checkout(we had a tab) she was her unfriendly self.The other bar tender I noticed with other people was not much better. My husband even tipped her well, against my advice since the drinks were lousy. My friends and hubby had beer. Normally I order margaritas they are my fave. The drink was not so good and at $8 a drink it should not taste like it is watered lemonade. I ordered a second thinking maybe it will be better second time. Nope still the same. Maybe the owner needs to talk to his people about the service and the drinks.(I also recall every awesome drink I have ever had he has been there)One of the things I have always liked about the place is that is seems like a good hangout.I am from Oklahoma where everyone is your friend until you give them a reason not to be.I don't like snotty bars. I like real fun friendly places. We love this place though hopefully things will go back to what they used to be
Class: nettlelike


Example: Ugh, I should have known better. As soon as I walked in the door I was smacked in the face with the 90.5 Sanitation rating. Do you know how many infractions have to happen to get a 90.5??? A ton, that's how many. So there I was, paralyzed between my good judgment and my crippling craving for a nice beef with broccoli. So I took a gamble and tried Beijing. \nThe lunch price was just $7 or so which included an unimpressive spring roll that left grease on the tongue, brownish rice (I suspect it was not actually brown grain rice but soy colored rice) and a fatty beef with broccoli in a slimy thick sauce with too much thickener and fake (canned) garlic taste and other fake flavors. Oh man... It left me unsatisfied and disappointed. I should have known I couldn't scratch the itch to have good Chinese in anemic Charlotte. One thing I miss terribly about California is truly good authentic Chinese and Mexican. So I guess I'll stick with sushi, Thai and Vietnamese. But I digress... \nNow I know better than to eat at Beijing again (though they have a convenient location and wicked fast service. I will head to Taipei Express or China 88 next time to get mediocre Chinese instead of blatantly bad (and possibly dirty) Chinese. Bummer.
Class: plinthless


Example: Found this place on Yelp while vacationing in Vegas (yay Vegas!) I'm really glad we drove out of our way for this one because it's worth the 30 mins drive and some!  Our faves include the spicy Mexican roll, big island roll, fried oysters and the garlic tuna.
Class: nettlelike


Example: Awesome, delicious, fresh food and super friendly staff!! Love the industrial feel of the space. Can you open a place in Oakland?
Class: nettlelike
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I didn't even know they served food here. This is the place to \""roll\"" on any late night. Everyone is out of their heads, and that might have to do with the lateness of the hour - most folks I know don't end up here until earliest 1am.\n\nIt can get a little elitist at times, and sometimes too gropy, but then again isn't that what Vegas is all about?\n\nThe lines can get ridiculous, so guys either be prepared to pay a heavy cover charge, or find and/or come with some hotties to help smooth/expedite your way in.