Case: Lothian Road is one the the major street in Edinburgh and if you're visiting, one you will almost inevtiably end up walking along. This road runs from the east end of Princes Street South East to Tollcross. At its top lies the famous Sheraton Grand hotel, at the bottom is the every scruffy but charming Tollcross with the still impressive Methodist Church Hall.\n\nLothian Road really is a concentration of cultural venues. It houses not only the Usher Hall, Lyceum Theatre the Traverse Theatre but also the Cameo and Filmhouse independent cinemas. If this was all Lothian road contained it would be a truly remarkable street. Unfortunetly it has a seedier side. And next to these cultural hotspots are several strip joints, sauna rooms, and seedy bars. This really only becomes a problem in the evening at night, but even during the day Lothian Road seems to attract an intimidating crowd. Having said this, from what I hear it has improved in recent years. Lothian Road also suffers from heavy traffic and often road works. It can be a bit off putting. \n\nIt's hard to know whether to rate Lothian Road 2 or 3 starts. It's high end cultural venues steer me toward a good review, but I can't ignore the slimey drunk men out having a good evening of female degradation, that I always see hanging around. Perhaps the trend will continue and Lothian Road will improve even more. Let's hope so because it has even more potential.
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Case: Yay for happy hour deals! After several visits to this hip little rum bar on the light rail line, I've got to say I will keep coming back for the casual and welcoming patio. The food isn't exceptional, but it is good; beer selection could be better; and there are some great rum drinks. I thought the concept was well executed overall. We could use more places like this in the area.
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Case: Whenever I don't have time to smoke ribs, TC's is right down the street to get my fix.\n\nSo far, I've been getting full racks of beef and spare ribs. Both racks are delicious, but there is something special about beef ribs. I had cow rib meat all in the nooks and crannies of my teeth. I love that feeling! It's so soothing! You know you've been eating ribs when you smile and you got all this shit stuck in your grill. EYE LIKA!!!\nBoth full racks were big orders, but It seemed like you got a lot more with the full rack of pork spare ribs. The price isn't bad at all for a full rack. Solid ready-to-go bbq, although I wish they would drenched their ribs in bbq sauce. Make sure to ask for extra sauce. \n\nThe Ribs will get you there if you're too lazy to make them yourself...\n\nThere still is a lot on the menu that needs to be sampled. Will update...
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Case: It was so glorious to come on Yelp and see that Wild Knight only has a 2 star rating.  Good, I'm not the only one.\n\nThe people that run this place must have their heads so far up you-know-what, that they can't see this place is going to be another Old Town failure.  Yeah its kinda nice inside, but its nothing special, just another wannabe club that should really be a lounge.  Why don't you guys cut the BS games at the door?  Have one line for VIP/Pre-Sales/List and one for General.  I see by your signs that you attempted to do that, but let me tell you....they fail at this.  Its one mass of people trying to get in, with every bro-ha in Scottsdale trying to get himself and his boys in.  After waiting in the front of the line for nearly 30 min, the door dude has the audacity to ask if we were on the list.  Are you kidding me?  If I was on the list, and waited 30 minutes.....I'd be livid.  Once inside, its just another Scottsdale club.  The bartenders seem to charge whatever they want for drinks seeing as I only ordered the same thing, yet was charged differently each time.\n\nOnly reason I came here and the only reason they are getting 2-stars and not 1 is because of the DJ I came to see, Sander Kleinenberg.  He was outstanding, shame he had to play here though.  Sound system sucks too....no mid range, just tons of bass with tons of treble on top.  They seem to get some good DJ talent in and thats the only thing that will keep this place going.\n\nGo here while you can folks (if you must), cuz it won't be around long!
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Considreing the above, classify the following: Curtis Welling is the only reason I come back to this car wash.  I pay for the diamond package every time hoping my car is spotless. And 90% of the time I have to go back over certain spots when I get home.  When Curtis is there, I never have to go back over my car myself. He has stayed after closing, cleaning my car himself making sure it looks good. He always goes above and beyond for me!