Text - Worst food ever. Never go there!!!! Went there and had a gyro sandwich got diarrhea right at the same day. I heard similar stories frm my friends and family member @ different times of their visit. We ll never come back!!!!!
Group - magnetist


Text - Honestly, the only reason I'm giving this place 2 stars was because the cheesecake was heavenly. Everything else was a disaster; and this place deserves 1 star.\n\nTo start off... we had a reservation for 7:30. The reservation was for 20 people. (Yes I know serving 20 people can be very difficult, but it can be done... Apparently this is not something that can be done at Maggiano's.) \n\nWhen we arrived the hostesses needed an EXACT number of people who would be dining. That would be 20; hence the reservation for 20 people... This was about 10 minutes of pointless back and forth with the hostess and how many freaking chairs needed to be at the table. 20! SHEESH! \n\nThe next run around we got was that we were not allowed to be seated until all of the guests had arrived. After some of our guests arrived a few minutes later we were still all standing in the lobby. We were told our table would now be ready in 15 minutes. After 20 minutes of clogging up the front door and part of the bar area we walked up to the hostess and asked what the status was. Once again our table would be ready in 15 minutes. Another 20 minutes painfully ticked by. Oh did I mention we had a 3 month old and a toddler in the group? Anyone with a baby/toddler knows how great it can be waiting 45 minutes for a table. NOT! \n\n50 minutes after our reservation had passed we were called up to be seated. Not one of the 3 hostesses apologized or even batted an eye that we had been standing there for 50 minutes?!?! ARE YOU FOR REAL!?\n\nOnce we were seated we were understandably STARVING. Two waiters appeared to take our drink order. The young lady who helped was pleasant and very hospitable, but the gentleman who served us was rude! RUDE! RUDE! RUDE! Like we did something wrong spending our money at this establishment.  We asked him if the toddler who was with us could get his water ASAP, as the long wait had been hard on him. He looked at us like we were from another planet. Not only did he not apologize for the wait he huffed and puffed and started stammering \""YOU HAVE TO BEAR WITH US\"". \n\nWE HAVE BEEN BEARING WITH YOU FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! \n\nThe rudeness continued throughout the entire meal. \n\nAfter all of this, the food was mediocre. Nothing special. Bland.  We were never apologized to from any of the staff nor were we even offered a fee appetizer or drink for the wait. \n\nIf I ever return to this restaurant I can assure you it will be by force and not by choice. I can find good cheesecake at a lot of other restaurants that will be happy to take my money.
Group - magnetist


Text - We've been here a few times. Haven't been disappointed yet. As other readers would say there are certainly better buffets out there, but you would also pay a ton more. For the price you pay it is really good. All the norms of a traditional buffet, prime rib, sliced beef, etc. I had a couple exceptional dishes, the Chinese station was delicious. I had the egg rolls, pot stickers, fried rice, Mongolian beef and pork. It was awesome. My wife loved the California rolls and bratwurst and was absolutely satisfied. Overall I was happy, coulda got another star for better deserts and better Mexican. Definitely worth the trip.
Group - cephalotaceous


Text - Can I give it a zero PLEASE OH PLEASE YELP?!\n\nWORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER!\n\nI asked the hostess about happy hour, she rolled her eyes at me and gave me the most attitude ever .. I was shocked! But I still wanted those damn garlic fries so I still let her snooty ass walk me to a table .. she tried walking me to some bfe table and so I told her I was going to sit at the bar for quicker service.  She stared at me like I was ridiculous, whatever. \n\nBartenders were clueless with their drinks .. wanted to get drunk after a weeks hard work but no where in PH gave me the chance. :(\n\nIf you're in PH just get some Earl's and gtfo :) Cosmo across the way has much better customer service AND drinkks!
Group - magnetist


Text - This was a great find down here in Gilbert. I have been looking for great (not just good) Chinese food in the area for about 2 months now and thanks to my loyal Yelp reviewers and their photos of the food served I took their advice and found a treasure.\n\nWe arrived for a late lunch 9wife and I0 to a wait and no one but the waitress to clean the tables. then after sitting down it too much too long to get asked what to drink and then while waiting much too long for the drinks we then waited to order our food!\n\nI had Hot and Sour Soup for starters which was awesome! then with the main course I have rice, small salad (very small, almost a garnish along with the mouth full of fried -won-tons)  deep fried egg roll and something called \""pang gang beef\"" or ??? anyways, it's breaded beef strips with a very dark rich sauce that included Jalapenos and was supposed to have onions but I think the cook spaced on those and left them out.\n\nIn spite of the misgivings of the slow service, missed food ingredient and dirty tasting hot tea, I would still go back. The flavor, temperature and preparation of the food was simply fantastic.\n\nMy wife and I both enjoyed our lunch dishes and would go back and try other menu items without hesitation.\n\nJust stay away from the hot tea and be ready to wait...
Group - cephalotaceous


Text - i went here last night, to see Kevin smith and Jason mewes, it was was great . very nice place.  prices are a little high but it is downtown so that comes with going downtown. the staff was great they were flying around helping a sold out crowd. and i was right next to the stage so i had a great seat. i suggest this place to anyone.
Group - cephalotaceous


Text - I had heard such great things about Port of Subs from my co-workers so I decided to check it out.  I like that the meats are sliced fresh.  I think the bread tasted like packaged bread you would buy at the store.  I do like the options of potato or macaroni salad instead of chips.  And I do like that they have 20 oz drinks, not just fountain.  For the price and size, I think Jersey Mike's is way better.
Group - magnetist


Text - Good pizza, good service, good draft selection, decent prices... Nothing much more to say.
Group - cephalotaceous
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Love this place so yummy n very good service and clean love taking my family here and friends !!!!!