Example: This place is so lucky I gave it three chances to score a good visit.  Each visit scored a zero, but this system made me pick at least one star. I think they skimp or short you on product through the auto wash, overcharge...guess what?  For $6 you don't even get the dryer!  This is the worst car wash I've ever been to.  What really gets me is that the wash doesn't even get to all parts of your car, each time I left with soap all over my windshield and some mirrors.  This last time prompted me to write a review as part of my pledge to never return; my car actually came out looking dirtier than when I went in, and I lost my $6.
Class: humorous


Example: Raw noodles.  Unfriendly staff.  Just that simple
Class: humorous


Example: I usually go to the HARUMI Sushi which became my favorite place! The place is located at 7th ave which means it is very reachable place. They use purple rice and it is supposed to be healthier. I got sushi combo, tuna nigiri, yellowtail sashimi, OMG roll and spider roll. Tuna was really fresh and yellowtail was really good!! I could feel them and they looks fancy and tasty. It absolutely tastes good and casual atmosphere make me comfortable. The servers were friendly and chefs, Juno and Choi, were nice! Harumi will definitely not disappoint!
Class: Sheratan


Example: After all the great reviews I had read and all the hype about how wonderful the food is, which I'm sure it probably is. I am quite upset that we were never tended to. Our party of five literally sat and waited for 45 minutes after our waters and bread bowl were brought to us, without anyone acknowledging us to take our order. Finally one of us decided to bring this to the attention of the server and someone who appeared to be a supervisor, short older gentleman on this day wearing a yellow woven shirt, just said yeah sure we will have one sent over. We waited yet again. I can see they were getting a bit uneasy, because truth be told we kept eyeing for someone to at least acknowledge and come take our order or to let us know they would be by in a bit. Out of the 3 gentleman, standing, staring at each other I don't believe there was not enough time to stop by and take an order that would have taken less than 2minutes. Also if you have the time to put on some ChapStick then YES! You definitely have time to take a quick order. Needless to say 5 hungry and dissapointed guests that are local and who were really looking forward to trying out the oysters left without ever getting served. 1 person I will mention was Gaby she was really sweet as we sat down. Working in the service and hospitality business this is quite sad to see.
Class: humorous


Example: Another annoying Scottsdale establishment. \n\nI gave it 2 stars because the food was tasty, not great--but good. \nThe service on the other hand was horrible at best. The restaurant was freezing!! We requested they shut the back door to prevent the draft of cold air pouring in and was ignored. It was lunch time on a Monday and we were only the 2nd table to be seated, I wasn't sure why our request went ignored. \n\nShortly after taking our drink order our server vanished for almost 15 minutes. After which did not bring any of us water. We then placed our 2nd, 3rd and 4th request for water and finally receiving it the same time as our entrees. Would you like extra salsa? Too bad, the waitress never was to be seen again till my friend got up and approached the bar to have her soda refilled. It took her this long to realized we were annoyed. The food could have been the most amazing thing ever, but due to the lack of service I will NEVER go back.
Class: humorous


Example: One of the best restaurants to dine at while in Las Vegas!\n\nThis place is extremely popular so it isimportant to make a reservation a few days in advance especially if it is for the weekend. \nAs my co-workers and I were checking in for our table, we heard the hostess telling the walk-in customers it would be at least an hour wait.\n\nEverything on the menu is delicious. period. One of my co-workers who usually gets full after two bites of food was actually still hungry after sharing three specialty rolls and appetizers, and we ended up ordering another roll. \n\nThe service is decent, the atmosphere is upbeat and the food is great - what more can you ask for?
Class: Sheratan


Example: Nice station. Always clean, with very friendly staff. My husband regularly stops here for coffee and a snack on his way to work. They have a car wash, and there is a Redbox out front. PLEASE be careful pulling in and out of this location, however. The entrance drive is just not wide enough, and people turn in and out fairly far toward the middle. This leaves you open to being hit even if you are actually in your lane. Just a heads up.
Class: Sheratan


Example: Talk about great customer service in unforeseen circumstances. I was at Stand Up Live last thursday to see Amy Schumer headline. When the show did not kick off on time began to think something was up. Not long after the owner came out and announced Amy was sick and on her way to the hospital. He said to make it up to us not only would the show continue that night but we would be refunded for our tickets, given tickets to see Jeff Ross the following weekend, and when Amy reschedules free tickets to that show. Just the refund and Ross tickets would have been plenty.\n\nBut them making it up to us didn't end there. After the feature comedienne who opens for Amy and would have been last up they announced they had somebody who wanted to send us home happy and brought out Kevin Farley (Chris's brother) to do a set. When he was done they said they had 1 more surprise and out walked David Spade (who I had known was in attendance from seeing a table reserved for him when I went to the bathroom pre-show).\n\nFarley and Spade were great and wanted to make sure everybody went home happy  and we did.\n\n Only reason this places looses a star is because the seating is very cramped with 4 people to a table designed for 2. However the service was nice in that they automatically asked about split checks so you don't have to worry about trying to split a check with strangers like some other places *Cough*Tempe Improv*cough*. There were times when we wanted out servers attention and couldn't get it due to the odd seating and him not checking back for awhile at a time.\n\nReally my experience was a 4.5 star and they handled a tough situation in excellent fashion. Highly recommend checking out a show here. Ticket prices aren't bad and drinks were decent.
Class: Sheratan
Considreing the above, classify the following: Stayed at the Mirage and found ourselves too lazy to go anywhere else and found a nice surprise in the house restaurant.  \nThe prices were expected for the type of food we were getting and the service was very helpful and friendly for a weekday night.  \n\nI had the bone-in filet while my girl had the surf and turf.  We got  the crispy fires and the adult tater tots as sides with the molten chocolate cake as desert. \n\nThe steaks were delicious and I don't think anyone could ever mess up fresh lobster. \n\nThe sides were inventive and tasty.  I enjoyed my tater tots with white truffle sauce meant for the fries.  The sides accompanied our meals very well and the food came out in a refreshing amount of time.  \n\nThe ambiance and music selections brought a smile to our faces and the wait staff was always beaming whenever we encountered them.\n\nI would like to try their dinner for two if I find myself back in the Mirage again.