Example: Great time, nice fun staff, and the comedy star was the bar owner himself. The place was only 1/3 full and he made the best of it by basing his routine on how crappy that can be as a bar owner. That said it's really undeserved as we had great seats, not a bad seat in the house, stage is right there front and center. They have $5 and $6 beers which for Scottsdale and a comedy club is not too bad at all. We got in a little early so there's a side bar while you wait for other show to end and it was hoppin' with a nice crowd. Fun place, good deals, my wife and I had a great date night and we'll be back!
Class: uncheerful


Example: Pros: Cheap, decent sports book, monorail stops here.\n\nCons: Rooms are what you pay for. Pillows are terrible. Rooms starting to show wear. Off the strip, staff appear to hate their jobs, pool isn't heated, a ton of kids (could be pro or con depending on you), but for a couple in their mid 20's, the pool was a circus. Subpar gaming. Lack of any good restaurants. My room had a keurig without any k-cups. You can purchase single k cups in the lobby for an absurd amount of money. And you are given two styrofoam coffee cups wrapped in plastic. They will charge you $3.50 for each cup that goes missing. $4 water bottles in room (typical). Oh and although its cheap, this place has $18 resort fees per day and you are charged a deposit for each night. For example, I'm here 3 nights and I was charged $90 in deposits alone. This is Because they bank on you taking the water, coffee, use the Internet, and need to be able to nickel and dime you. Be aware. \n\nI won't be staying here again. It's definitely worth a little extra to stay at a nice hotel, even on the strip.
Class: superoexternal


Example: I was desperate to find a nail salon to do both my nails and eyebrows, I had company coming over the next day from out of state and didn't want to look unflattering. My regular nail and eyebrow tech wasn't working so I decided to give i Nails a try.\n\nThey have a lovely shop but that alone doesn't make up for their bad work. I decided to go with a gel manicure which looked bad by the time I was done, I didn't want to complain though since there was already another customer complaining. They used 3 coats on my gel nails, it looked sloppy and you could see the strokes from the brush in the polish and on top of that there were little pieces of fuzz sticking to it and that are still stuck there since they didn't clean it off.\n\nOn to the next service. My eyebrows looked horrible, they took too much off, way more than I'm used to, to top it off the eyebrow tech said next time I needed to come back in with bushy eyebrows because she couldn't really work with them and I hadn't waxed or plucked them in over a month, she had plenty to work with. I've never had this problem with my regular tech or any other eyebrow tech, she also gave them a completely different shape. When I got home there were a lot of little  hairs that she didn't take off, she only waxed them but didn't clean them up. My eyebrows looked like a hot mess. \n\nI won't be coming back at all, I'd rather wait an extra day or have a long wait time at the mall just to make sure I'm with someone who does great work.  I'm truly disappointed with this place.
Class: superoexternal


Example: Not sure why this place isn't rated higher on Yelp.  Sure, it's pricier than Firefly, and maybe even not as good, but they're two different animals.  Jaleo is just cool-looking, and they have some really unique dishes.  The paellas rotate daily, so I didn't get to eat the lobster paella I was hoping for, but the duck paella was pretty darned good.  And I'd never had monkfish before, either.  I don't even remember what else we got, but it was all deicious.  And the service was fantastic, as was to be expected at the Cosmopolitan.
Class: uncheerful
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I love the decor of Tempest -- they picked a theme and committed to it. I always feel fancy walking in, even though there's still a laid back vibe. Is mermaid-y an adjective? \n\nI've only been here for drinks, and have been lucky enough to walk in whenever there was live music. The music is incredible when they have it, the kind of incredible that makes you stop and look around to see if anyone else is appreciating it the same way you are.  \n\nOur group of 5-7 can usually find seats pretty quickly, not to say that it's empty. The drinks are pretty forgettable, except for this one passion fruit one, and the oyster shots. We tried three different flavors and they were surprisingly tasty. Where else can you get a snack and a drink in one?