Example: I LOVE JIMMY JOHNS!!!!  \n\nDelicious, fast, fresh, cheap, and they'll even deliver just one sandwich!!  Plus they're open late, to cater to the night crowd.     \n\nI order from them at least twice a week, and usually get the turkey tom or the beach club. Their bread is delicious; they use real meats and cheeses (unlike Subway), and even have fresh sprouts (yum!). \n\nThey don't toast their subs, so don't ask them  :)
Class: ophiolite


Example: This was by far the worst Wal Mart experience I've ever had.  I went on Saturday at noon.  The Wal-Mart wasn't particularly all that crowded with the recession and all.  I needed a padlock so I thought I'd step in a grab one.  I took about 10 minutes shopping for the padlock, and then I spent about 30 minutes in the line to purchase it.  \nThe lines were at least 4-5 families deep in each lane.  They didn't open many lanes, thus making all the people wait about 20-30 minutes to pay.  What's worse about my line was that one of the ladies at the front of my line had problems with payment and must have fiddled with her credit cards and such for at least 5 minutes.  C'mon, Lady.  Please have your form of payment ready.
Class: Ailuropoda


Example: I came in here last night before a movie to grab a pint of Guinness. I was very unimpressed with the decor, it looked very unauthentic, I also thought the service was horrible. We let the server know we were in a hurry and ordered our drinks and attempted to close our tab at the same time. That apparently was too much for her to handle. Overall, I didn't get a good vibe from this place, the food didn't look appetizing and it was overpriced. Needless to say, I won't be back. If you are in Tempe and want a good Irish pub, go to Rula Bula or Robbie Foxes.
Class: Ailuropoda


Example: Decided to have dinner here and catch up with a girlfriend of mine. Since it was conveniently located on Eastern between Silverado Ranch and Serene we both decided to eat here.\n\nLocation is pretty good easy to spot it's in the same shopping center as Bjs restaurant.\n\nAs we entered we were greeted with a happy smile with the staff in their authentic native thai clothing. The entire restaurant gave that Thai feel and the ambiance was amazing too as well. Not to loud and you can easily hold a conversation at your table without screaming.\n\nWe ordered the Chinese broccoli with chicken which was delicious. Been loving the greens lately since i'm on a special diet.\n\nNext we also ordered the pineapple fried rice mixed with cashews, raisins , and pineapple literally served on a pineapple. Really awesome!.\n\nFor another entree we ordered the Sea Bass which was to die for, it was incredible delicious, it better be it was pricey and from Bangkok\n\nFor noddles we decided to have the Silver Noodle Salad, a bit too spicy for me but still really good.\n\nWe were both kind of disappointed since the mango salad was not available. They only have it during mango season time,\n\nFor drinks we had a lycee martini which was really good it did not even taste like alcohol and also Thai coffee.. bomb digidy also!\n\nFor dessert we decided to have the fried banana with coconut ice cream! I really loved it! Specially the coconut ice cream, it tasted the same in Thailand.\n\nAs far as authenticity of the food it tastes exactly the same in Thailand.\n\nI would love to go back to this place and suggest it to everyone. I also heard there is live entertainment on the weekends so I might go back and check it out.
Class: ophiolite


Example: Just checked in and the jerks downgraded my suite!  While the counter clerk was nice, the manager was arrogant and only offered food vouchers.  You just insulted me and checked my room out - what makes you think I want your food?!  Worse no refunds...I am sure I will still have a great time, but based on this experience and what I have heard do not stay at TI or Treasure Island under any circumstances!!!
Class: Ailuropoda


Example: One liner:   Super clean, super friendly.\n\nThey do a GREAT job here for massages.  They will listen to exactly what you need and want and try to meet your needs.\n\nOne hour massage is $70, so comparable to other locations.
Class: ophiolite


Example: As a long standing resident of Arizona and a student going to college I have been to most every bar that is popular and on the up and up. Diverti is a great bar and has been open now for about 4 months and I am surprised at the service and the prices. We all know, especially college students, that no one wants to go out and just blow money on over priced alcohol. The drinks are very affordable and may even be the cheapest on mill ave. I have spent many nights there and have gotten away with spending just around 30 dollars and that's including food. The menu is very good and everything is on the normal to lower price ranges. The location is prime and there is an excellent area to park just behind the bar so you don't have to worry about all the traffic and bustle on mill. If you haven't been there in a while there has been two pool tables put in, and a couple dart boards along with some other stuff. There is also a smokers patio in the back with a nice view of the street. Diverti is both relaxing and fun depending on how you want your night to go. I recommend this bar before any other on Mill Ave, because of the good people, great atmosphere, and really good prices.
Class: ophiolite


Example: If you're in the mood for sub-average food, poor service, and a lasting impression that you just got ripped off, come on down to Gilbert Over Easy!\n\nOur waiter visited our table no more than three times, and argued with us when she did show up. Want a refill? Too bad! What is this, Village Inn? Looking at the menu, where they have a few unique items, they have no combinations which ensured us an expensive tab for breakfast.\n\nDespite being recently featured in the New Times for their Chicken and Waffles, they have no appropriate condiments. No ranch, no honey mustard, no honey, just hot sauce. Our server even had the audacity to argue with us about what we should enjoy on our chicken. She stopped short of calling us liars, at least.\n\nWhen our food did arrive, it had the texture of rubber combined with the delectable flavor of cardboard. There was one exception -- my Eggs Benedict was a flavorless soggy mess. \n\nWhen it was time to leave, our server really shined! Previously absent, she made two surprise entrances to rapidly usher us out the door. We were left confused and unsatisfied, like our first high school dance.\n\nSeriously, Over Easy, get it together.
Class: Ailuropoda
Considreing the above, classify the following: Ok, so I had a cousin who had a graduation party here (25 people total)..  Don't know why they picked this place either.\n\nAnyways, I heard beforehand they paid about $15 per person (25 people, you do the math) and read Yelp reviews on the place.  All the negative had me worried, but I guess I can't complain to much because it was free on my part.\n\nWe were in little corner of the room, squishing all 25 people (really warm in there too).  The waitresses came around, who were pretty nice, and asked for our drinks.  About maybe 10-15 minutes later the salads came out.  They were passing around the bowls and each got whatever amount salad they wanted.  The salads were nothing special, just the greens and the dressing. \n\nAfter eating the bland salad, they gave out some spaghetti and cheese ravioli.  The spaghetti tasted very watered down and the meat seemed like there wasn't any spices to it.  I've had better spaghetti with just Prego sauce and cheap angel hair noodles.  The ravioli were a little better, but nothing worth what they paid for.\n\nI feel bad for them with how much they spent.  Could of totally found a better place for a lot less