Example: I can't even give this a one star yet i have to for this post.  I am out of town on a business trip and we made a reservation for 12.  We were told that we would get one table and as we arrived there was two tables to accommodate us.  We had no problem with this.  As our server arrived; one of our guests asked for a $50 bottle of wine yet we were told to \""pick up the wine list and tell what we wanted\"". But we knew the name.  Then numerous guests at our table were told we were not sitting directly in front of our napkin/place settings.  At this point we asked if we were inconveniencing him to be there and asked to see a manger.  The short gentleman approved and was so rude and condescending to us.  He stated he was a manager but we later found out he was the son of our waiter.  We immediately left; but was followed by the servers son and was cursed and flipped the bird.  I would not recommend this place to my worst enemy.  Don't waste your time.  Once we realized we were speaking with an owner and she had to tell the gentleman faking as a manager to stop staring and threatening us to leave our presence, that is when we realized its a poorly managed establishment.
Class: extramoralist


Example: I went to the chair dance class twice while I was briefly in Pittsburgh. Probably one of my favorite parts of my trip, especially classes like this aren't offered in my home town. Decent workout and judgement-free. The instructors just want you to have a good time and get a little out of your comfort zone. One star off for classes starting up to 15 min late some days and not going the full hour.
Class: procommunism


Example: Eddie's house has a lovely, cozy atmosphere. The menu was American....I think. Unlike some Phoenix Yelpers, I'm pretty neutral about Eddie Matney's  food and creativity. He's good but over rated definately. His style seems to be all over the place.  His creations aren't consistent. Nor are they consistently good.\n\nMy friends and I had several so-called tapas which include: spaghetti egg rolls. What? They sound interesting and creative, but were weird in flavor and texture. They were basically rolled up and fried plain spaghetti on top of a peanut sauce. Ugh! Didn't fly!!! \n\nWe had lamb chops on top of hummus and a few decorative french fries. The lamb chops were decent but we had to send them back b/c  the poor lamb was still crying \""baaaahhhhhh\""!
Class: extramoralist


Example: Great service!  Called on a Saturday with a sink leak. Erik told me to snap a few pics and send to him.  A minute after I sent them he called me back and immediately knew what was wrong.  He was able to tell me what to do over the phone and my sink was back to perfect within in minute!  Didn't even have to come out to me!  Unbelievable! He could have come out and charged me but was nice enough to walk me through my issue.  I will definitely call again and hopefully pay them this time!  What amazing service!
Class: procommunism
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I can't believe this location isn't on here! I have been getting my nails done off and on here for the past two years and I absolutely love this place! \n\nThey always get it right. I always have the perfect length, the perfect shape and the perfect thickness. I don't like them arching up off the finger, and here they file them thin enough so they lie flat against the nail, but thick enough not to break. \n\nThey have a great selection of colors for glitter tips and french manicure colors. But they are awesome at free painting designs I request. For fourth of July I picked out some colors and had them paint fireworks with glitter on my nails, then for this Halloween I had them painted black with white spiderweb and silver glitter! \nIt's always perfect and not too pricey. \n\nI never leave looking like a hooker, but if that's what I wanted, I bet they could do that too! \n\nThe nail technicians are amazing, they really care about the customers happiness and make sure each step is perfection. One guy who was doing the spiderweb nails stayed nearly a half hour after they closed (I came in 40 mins before closing) and finished the job. He didn't rush me and didn't get upset. He got a really good tip! \nAnytime I have had my nails done they usually last a good three weeks, I just file them down as they grow. \n\nThe place is well kept and very clean. Every time I go in there I see them sterilizing equipment or wiping down stations. \n\nI recommend if you're in the area, stop by and let Angel Touch Nails make you beautiful!