Case: this particular , anciently demanding métier 
Classification: untuneableness


Case: stiff , ponderous and charmless 
Classification: Marssonia


Case: a definitive counter-cultural document 
Classification: untuneableness


Case: a stupid , derivative horror film that substitutes extreme 
Classification: Marssonia


Case: awfully deadly 
Classification: Marssonia


Case: that attracts the young and fit 
Classification: untuneableness
Classify the following: an adult who 's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many barney videos 