Example: I'm actually a little surprised I'm the first to review this.  Certainly, someone else would have found this little gem by now.\n\nI was supposed to meet a friend here for their \""Underground Screening Room\"" event tonight.  Said friend had to cancel out just as I pulled into the parking lot, but I stayed to see what this show was all about.\n\nFive dollars for this show is a bargain.  It's a tiny comics shop in the front, but it's a weird selection of comics.  Not the most realized collection I've seen, but they had quirky, unusual stuff here that caught my eye, and will force me to make a return.\n\nAs I walked to the back, I bought my ticket for the show.  I didn't know what to expect, but they offered popcorn and sodas upfront.  Okay, that was a little cool and a nice touch.\n\nThe show itself?  It was very neat.  This little Bohemian group of almost Vaudeville performers doing magic, dance, burlesque, comedy, and more magic.  It all felt very fresh and just different, like this little secret hole in the wall filled with cool and awesome things.\n\nApparently, these shows are once a month, so I will have to go again.  They also do classic cult sci-fi screenings.  I just missed a vintage Doctor Who marathon (curses), so I decided to add them to my Facebook to keep an eye on their \""Coming Events\"" schedule.\n\nWhat a weird, wonderful little thing to stumble upon.  I like quirk, and this place was full of it.  It's nice to see people put so much of their heart into just entertaining the crowd.  It all felt very personal, and the performers seemed to be into mingling with the audience during and after the show.\n\nIt was the best five dollars I've spent in a good while.
Class: pleadingness


Example: I wanted to live near flamingo and strip and girlfriend wanted to save some $ so we skipped bellagio and lived in paris --- a big mistake. Totally not up to the 4 star standard. I hate the fake looking buildings. The casino lighting was bad, and the fake sky was too low that it didn't add to the look at all. Every time when I was visiting wynn or bellagio or even caesar I wanted to kick myself for booking at paris. Wifi was $15 a day at lowest rate, LOW FLOW SHOWER WATER and not hot enough. I would not book there again even for free.
Class: underdo


Example: I am so sad to have to write this review. My boyfriend and I visited here for spa week yesterday and were really disappointed. Having stayed at the Montelucia as a hotel guest and an occasional lunch and dinner, I knew we could expect five star service, food and amenities and I was really excited to try this spa. When I saw it was having a spa week special for $79 for an 50min massage, I jumped on the opportunity! Unfortunately, the Joya spa didn't live up to my expectations.\n\nBooking over the phone was easy and I called prior to our massages to see if we would have access to the main pool post massage and to see if my bf and I could have a couples massage with the special. Unfortunately, they couldn't accomodate us as a couple and 'spa only' guests aren't allowed to the main pool but we did have access to the spa rooftop pool. After looking at pictures and reading reviews, I was still excited.\n\nUpon entering the spa, we checked in with a smile-less hostest. The checkin area had two other guests so I was hopeful that spa week, on a Monday at 1pm was slow and we could get the full experience. My bf and I and another guest were led up the stairs and given the tour. As a few have said, there are a few hokey parts about this spa. I love crystals as much as the next person but the whole ceremony where you pick your stone and then put your hand on the bigger crystal to say some sort of wish or prayer seemed a bit...well....cheesy...I could tell my bf just wanted to laugh but we went along with it. I'm all for trying something if it'll get me in a zen mental zone and relaxed.  \n\nAround the corner, my bf and I were seperated into our own locker rooms. This normally is the case at spas but it would have been nice to get a little extra instruction on how to meet back up once our treatments were over. They swept us off into opposite directions so we had to coordinate via text. Cell phone signals weren't the best either so if you go with a partner, make sure you have a plan beforehand.\n\nThe facilities are nice and I liked having my own personal locker with keycode. The spa was pretty busy with spa week though and as someone else mentioned, it definitely had more of a vibe of 'girls time' rather than 'relax time'. Waiting in the 'social' room for my services definitely felt more social than relaxing. My therapist Joel came to get me 5 minutes after my scheduled 1pm appointment.\n\nJoel took me back to the treatment room and the room was pretty uninspired. Dark, a mirror on the wall and I think a small table with some water. When we went through the usual 'What do you want in your massage,' I mentioned that I had a headache to which he responded something like, 'Who know's what could have caused it' and it was quickly dismissed. I was just going to ask for a little extra neck attention but he didn't seem interested? He left the room for all of 45 seconds but luckily I usually hurry to get on the bed so he didn't catch me mid-table-mount. LOL\n\nNow for the massage...I'm sorry but this was the WORST massage I've ever had. It was uninspired, never felt like he was in the right area and a few of the techniques I wanted to laugh. He pulled the foot rest out from under me without supporting my legs, wiped my hands with hot towels and left them dangling off the side of the bed, ran into the chair several times in the corner and gave a very awkward, 10 second head massage at the end.  I don't know if he was brought in to help with the busy week but its suffice to say I was glad it was over after 50 minutes.  When I finally met back up with my bf, he informed me that his massage was terrible too and that he was cut short 10 minutes from his massage. Lucky him!\n\nBesides the disastrous massages, we had decided that we were going to have lunch poolside and luckily we were able to get chaise loungers right by the pool that were comfy. Service was slow and my turkey burger was pretty bland. I was served my salad in a bowl where the sealant was coming off. I don't think I ate any of it but it was a little shocking to see once I finished my salad and noticed it. The view of Camelback is nice but I would have perferred the main pool with its sprawling views of the mountain and resort. \n\nUpon check out I had been expecting the 20% additional tip included so I asked Carlos to adjust it accordingly. When he asked why, we told him that our services were not in line with 20% and that we didn't like our massages. He just said 'Okay'. Other staff members were behind the desk and didn't seem to care either and we paid for our massages. He added too much for the tip for my bf's treatment but at that point, the extra $1 didn't matter and we wanted to get the hell out of there. \n\nThe only reason I'm giving it two stars is that I know what the Montelucia is capable of and for the atmosphere of the resort as a whole. Maybe we just had a bad experience because of spa week? I'm not going back to find out.
Class: underdo


Example: The food, beer and service here is great! We visit at least once a month.
Class: pleadingness
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Had a coupon, as I usually do, and decided to get a Monster Taco. All I had to do was buy the drink and taco free!! Cool! I watched as a guy WITHOUT RUBBER GLOVES handled my taco and its ingredients!! He put it in the bag and, there I go!!! I asked the gal who was the cashier,\""Do they not wear gloves when handling tacos?\"" She looked around at him then said, \""We wash our hands!\"" OK, no more!! Too many other options.