Case: This is a great location. It's kind hidden and there is not a lot of wait time. I was in and out in 15 minutes. It's so fast once you get in the testing zone, they were done and I was like \""that'sit!\"" By the way, I have a Hybrid car and thought is was bogus the MVD made me get emissions this year.
Classification: Malus


Case: After seeing so many gorgeous photos of the Clarendon's roof-top bar, we made the trek over to check it out. Let's just say they have a fabulous photographer because this place is really a dump.\n\nThe roof-top deck had no bar service (you can carry your drinks from the ground-floor bar). Mix that with peeling paint chips on the astroturf-ish deck, no music and rickety chairs ... it wasn't a winning combination. We quickly left and found another spot that was a bit more welcoming.\n\nWe did get a peek at one of the rooms on our way out and they looked nice. Still, I would be hugely disappointed if I booked a room here.
Classification: syphilophobic


Case: This Wendy's looks to be less than a year old, but it's not kept very well.  It may have been bad timing, but it seems like none of the tables were wiped up and the bathroom was super dirty.  When we came in, there wasn't a large crowd or anything... it's a shame since the inside would be nice if it was just tidied up.\n\nThe parking lot is very awkwardly designed.  You have to park on the side of the building and it seems like the drive-thru was the main forethought here.\n\nService was super slow and the staff didn't seem that friendly.  I only ordered a frosty and it seemed like the employee was pulling teeth when mixing up the oreos into it.  I still enjoyed the frosty, but it made it way less fun to see that the person making it was miserable.
Classification: syphilophobic


Case: greeted with Tea. No upselling. Simple adjustment and advise for the pain. Excellent. Thats what i want a chiropractor to be. V happy and will recommend this place to other.\n\nPlus - got a coupon for a shake and iced tea for the shop next door. Truly awesome experience.
Classification: Malus


Case: This place is now on my schedule of places to have breakfast in while I am in Vegas. I don't know how I had never wanted to try this place out.. This place is a must. Good food, big meals. And not too pricey.
Classification: Malus


Case: Prices = Good. Service = Crap.\n\nOrdered a dress in December. Was told it'd be there in 16 weeks.\n\nTick Tock, Tick Tock.\n\n20 weeks later, I call, am told it could take 24 weeks.\n\nTick Tock, Tick Tock.\n\nCall back, and am told to keep waiting. Until June. \""Your wedding isn't until October, so don't worry\"" (not what you tell a bride that is already stressed out about every little detail, and you can't even take the time to call the designer, find out when the dress will be shipped, and give her a little relief?)\n\nWorst service ever. Great to try on dresses, as they have a ton, but I seriously regret buying from them.... you vote with your dollars, and I regret mine.
Classification: syphilophobic


Case: I had this place bookmarked for good ambiance. We walked from the Flamingo our last morning in Vegas for a nice breakfast. We got seats right on the edge of the patio, so we could see the sidewalk and, across the street, the Bellagio. The fountains weren't running in the morning but it was still a nice view. And the people watching was excellent, as it is in Vegas! We had good service by our waiter, who brought things out quickly and was always nearby. I ordered steel cut oats, a bagel with cream cheese, and OJ. My friend got a breakfast crepe. She wasn't that impressed by it as she didn't like the sauce, but it wasn't bad. She said the coffee was amazing. My OJ was good, though small for the price. My oatmeal was great and so was the bagel. The oatmeal came with raisins, brown sugar, and half and half on the side, so I could make it up as I pleased. \n\nPrice was comparable to other breakfast places we tried in Vegas, and quality was good. The view made it all worth the while. I only wish I could've had lunch here and seen the fountains!
Classification: Malus


Case: A friend raved about this place so we came here on our most recent trip to give it a try. I give it to them that they have the best location! From the outside seating you can get a perfect view of the strip and Bellagio's fountain show. However, the food was quite disappointing. What stood out was their smoked salmon and water. Yes, I said water. Which means the other food really isn't that good.\n\nOne of my friends ordered the French onion soup. He said there was waaay too much cheese and not enough onions. The broth was not beefy enough. My other friend ordered the steak burger and the meat also lacked flavor. The Dijon mustard they gave didn't even taste like Dijon. I ordered the chicken & mushroom crepes and I too was disappointed. The chicken was soooooo dry! I'm surprised because isn't French food supposed to be packed with flavors? Here everything is lacking!\n\nThe 2 dishes that I did like was the smoked salmon appetizer and the smoked salmon & egg tartine salad. Surprisingly, I am normally not a big fan of smoke salmon but it was quite good here. Fresh & light! Finally, something right. Oh yeah, and the water was good. Either that or I was just dehydrating.\n\nService was okay. We had to flag the servers down a few times.
Classification: syphilophobic
Considreing the above, classify the following: The Osaka on Sahara is great.  The Osaka on W. Lake Mead Blvd not-so-much.  Amazing that this restaurant can drag down one that has repeatedly been on the \""Best of Las Vegas\"" list.  Sushi was nothing to scream about.  Even though it was on the menu, staff seemed a bit bewildered when we ordered green tea ice cream.  'Twas horrible.  Tasted like a chalky green tea powder mix.