Example: Basil Thai is good for exactly what it is--convenient, cheap, dependable Thai food on campus, served hot and promptly.  I haven't shopped the whole menu, but I like what I regularly get, and that's fine with me.
Class: prayermaking


Example: Terrible customer service!  Stood in the tv section for 22 minutes before my wife and I were helped.  Note, my wife walked by the register after waiting 10 minutes and asked the associate who was checking someone out if he could come over when he was done.  Also, the only reason we were helped at the 22 minute mark was because I saw an associate standing in the surge protector aisle.  When I approached him for assistance, he responded with a grumble, \""what do you want\"".  Well, I actually wanted to spend a $1000 on a TV.  Once we finally began to speak about TV's he was clueless and spoke down to me and offered no assistance.  I was so turned off by the customer service that my wife and I walked out and will spend our money elsewhere.\n\nTo top it off, on our way out, there were to \""door stop\"" associates at the computer inbetween the in/out doors too busy talking to even say have a good night. \n\nSTAY AWAY and spend your money elsewhere!
Class: quaintise


Example: Just less than a year ago I came here for my nails. Kevin was the best nail technician but most all of them were good.  I tried it again about 10 days ago and the nail tech was in a big hurry, was rough and hurt my hands and did a lousy job. She didn't clean under my artificial nails when she filled them, and my nails look bad and are pulling up. I paid double what I usually pay for my nails because I was \""treating myself.\""  All I can say is that the salon has lost its best people during whatever changeover has taken place.
Class: quaintise


Example: The hotel is ok, but there are super-serious issues leading to a 1-star rating.\n\nThe Casino is dirty carpet, smoky and lame. The casino floor clubs have auto-tuners and totally lip synced fake music. The air is not clean on the casino floor (poorly ventilated, I dont mind smelling smoke, but the air here lingers and stinks). The foundation room and the Mix clubs are both lame and they are charging to go up, I just want to see a view, but they turn this into a nightclub thing, very stupid. The clubs are not worth being charged for at all.\n\nPool area is neat. Not a bad pool at all. But there are towel issues and they even check bottled water for booze! \n\nWhere the 1-star comes in is the unprofessional staff, the thievery, the lies and the cheating. The room rates have been going down slightly, but there is a catch. Some of the worst airplane-food is served at Raffles and the Red White and Blue, and they charge criminal rates for this food. The food at Strip Steak was mediocre, but the cost was outrageous and the service was completely unprofessional. We had a $800 bill for three people, and the service was rude and the food just ok. One server at Strip Steak spoke to a drunk couple while we waited for 10 minutes to order. \n\nLupo is not very good, total sham for the price. Fleur by Hubert Keller was ok, service was good, food just ok, but prices were outrageous.  Aureole could be nice, but the prices are outrageous and the format of this restaurant needs work, its not an inviting place to go and have a few glasses of wine and an appetizer, they want to sell you a 9 course mediocre meal. It also closes way too early. China Grill, prices are outrageous, and this lame place isnt open for lunch and closes early. In fact, most places close early. Border Grill just stinks. Low quality food and outrageous prices.\n\nI really believe in freedom, liberty, and the free market - but the prices here are nearly criminal. Sure they can charge what they want, but its a fraud, they give you a \""deal on the room,\"" and they have the convention center and drag us all into events here, but then they cheat overcharge and deliver bad food products for bad prices.\n\nThe Ri Ra bar on the way to Luxor was the only good place in there, good fish and chips, beers were good, a bit expensive but not as bad as the rubbish in the Mandalay. The crepes place is no good, takes forever and is overpriced. Ice bar is completely lame. The seafood place, I forget the name, is lame, and has a prix fixe menu with venison on it in a seafood place. The prices were completely outrageous there as well. \n\nThis hotel has huge potential, but its being run by greedy people obsessed with taking working family men like myself and shaking us down for every single penny in our wallets. \n\nThe in room minibar is a total rip off and there is no room for your own stuff and there is a hyper sensitive item removal detector on each item so if you bump them while storing medicine you get charged and you have to dispute a payment for something you didn't even drink.\n\nThe tubs are nice, but the shower is a low flow shower head which sucks. I'm letting hotels know something, if you put that low flow shower head in, I run the shower for hours to \""punish\"" you for this. You'll rack up a years worth of water charges because you cheated me out of a decent shower. \n\nThe walls here are paper thin, so if you get a spring break next door you are doomed. I just run water to down out the sounds. \n\nRaffles is the late night dining. The service can be good or super super slow its random. Food quality is airplane-food. \n\nThe towel situation at the pool stinks. \n\nThere are no moving (Jetson's) sidewalks on the way to the convention area. The convention area is like a half mile from the smell casino area , and walking there is ridiculous. \n\nThe service in general here is terrible. The managers are no good, the dealers are rude, the bartenders are mean spirited. Ri Ra was good, but the rest were very annoying. Ri Ra's bar tenders are actually from Ireland. \n\nI really find the way this property is run to be offensive and below what should be for a potentially great hotel.\n\nThe towels and the sheets and the other linens were smelling \""burnt,\"" like very cheap detergent was used and the linen fibers were being burned by super hot dryer. \n\nThe internet service was very spotty, it could take a long time to \""agree\"", and transfer rates ranged from good to zero. \n\nA large number of employees have piercings and tattoos which are unprofessional and need to be covered up. \n\nI really think Mandalay has gone from interesting and nice looking with lots of potential to being a criminal fraudulent terrible place to stay at and to be at.
Class: quaintise


Example: My review is based on fun so to all of those who don't get what this place is about maybe you might understand after I am done. \n\n1. This place is meant to be funny, if your food sucks don't complain because it won't mean shit. \n\n2. The menu sucks and is on the wall, but then again who cares, you should be there to laugh and enjoy the fun. \n\n3. The servers are paid to be assholes, I heard this about the place and understood this about it before I went there.  I can dish it out also.  It was fun to call a server a dick and have them flip me off and say now you wont get to eat.  I LOVED IT!!!! \n\n4. All of you at one point have wanted to say FU to a server and get away with it and have them not mess with the food.  Here is the place where you can do it. \n\n5.  The funny big boy everyone keeps talking about on here.  He was a blast, they are all normal and are getting paid by YOU to act like this, so if you can't hang then don't go.... \n\nNow on to the food. \n\nI got the ribs and wings.\n1. RIBS were great, i really wished I didn't get the wings because the ribs were so good.\n2. Wings were great and spicy although I don't like spicy I went with it.  \n3. Soda was brought out in a pitcher, I LOVE THAT.  No wait. \n4. Ranch was served fresh by a woman standing above me on my park bench table and acting like the bottle was a penis.  I laughed. \n5.  A little costly, but again your in VEGAS on VACATION.  Expect it. \n\nALL in all we will always go back, we will always bust a gut laughing and again I have never laughed this hard or had this much fun while eating... \n\nPROPS TO DICKS!
Class: prayermaking


Example: For two people that hate olives, my boyfriend and I loved Olives.\n\nThe service was SPECTACULAR and it made everything that was already great so much, much, much better. The best drinks I had during our week in Vegas were here. They were the first drinks we had here too, which should be noted. Very tasty...\n\nOur server was honestly so great that I wish I could remember his name. Brian said he was hitting on me, but I so don't think so. He was just a very nice and authentic guy in a very strange and shallow town.\n\nThey bring out some olive purees, relishes and stuff, but since we don't love that we had some butter and an alternative dipping sauce that was much more to our liking. The breads were good and sour. We especially liked the one with onion on the top.\n\nFor lunch, we had pasta. I had one with clams and sausage in a spicy red sauce that the waiter recommended. I ate every last bite. It was totally, totally good. I almost got carried away and ate all of Brian's too. His had a more alfredo-type sauce with a bunch of bacon. Both dishes, I have to say, were superb.\n\nEveryone is talking about how great the ambiance was, but I think that was the weakest aspect of the dining experience at Olives. Brian complained that the table was too small (he's a tall guy) and too close to the other tables. He also stated that it was a little on the pricey side. One positive aspect was that I could see the Dior boutique from my table. Eff the fountains, show me some handbags. Oui!\n\nBy the end of our lunch, I was completely drunk and full and happy. I have nothing but love for Olives. I wanted to go to this place a second time during our stay but Brian said no. But we'll be back on our next visit. I loved it. S.W.A.K.
Class: prayermaking
Considreing the above, classify the following: Greeted warmly, and treated graciously even though our party acted like we'd had one too many (even though we didn't, we were just having a great day).  The service was timely and friendly.  Portions exceeded our expectations.  Although we finished all of the wine, three out of four took some dinner home.  Everyone had a traditional itialian dinner except me.  When I see ribs on a menu it's hard to look at anything else.  They were almost melt-off-the-bone, with just a little too much sauce.  Except for the name on the door \""Vito & Nick's\"" it would have been hard to tell it was Italian fare.  The decor could represent any number of family restaurants.  Priced in a reasonable range.  I guess it's OK to have a good time there...we did.