Example: I see no reason to ever eat here again.   They add *nothing* to the eating scene anywhere and in fact tremendously detract from it. \n\nBecause of this place, I'm going to have to add to my list of \""Signs You Need to Eat Somewhere Else.\""   \n\nRule:  If there are photographs of the food on the wall at an American restaurant you're probably in the wrong place.   To be sure, the quality of the photography will be inversely proportional to the quality of the food.  If the guy's son made it with a point and shoot, stay.  If there was a contract to Industrial Light and Magic, as must have been the case here, leave immediately.  \n\nRule:  The number of registered trademarks you encounter  is inversely proportional to how long you should stay.  Jimmy John's has like 17 trademarks on their name alone.  The joke must be on them--their lawyers have conned them into spending a fortune to protect a concept nobody in their right mind would ever steal.  \n\nI poured over their menu before deciding on the Bootlegger Club.  Maybe I was hoping with a name like that it might border on the cutting edge, maybe it'd be so good it'd be illegal.  \n\nI told them what I wanted.  I said \""everything but onions\"" twice and listed the specific ingredients twice.  Yes, I did want oregano.  That's five times now.  \n\nThe sandwich was the biggest culinary disappointment in recent memory.  If you're wondering how they sell sandwiches for cheap, it's by putting nothing on them that's worth anything.  \n\nI'm looking at the picture of a sandwich on the wall while I attempt to figure out what the hell I got.  This isn't just McDonald's dressing up a shellacked hunk of ceramic for their marketing--Jimmy John's is a blatant lie.\n\nThe sandwich on the wall was overflowing with meat.  Mine was overflowing with iceberg lettuce.  The wall sandwich had many slices of meat, mine had about two.  \n  \nThe *only* thing that had any flavor in my sandwich was the spartan accompaniment of mustard.  \n\nWhen I ate it, I was missing Yaz Deli, the immigrant/family-run standby  when I worked in the same building.  He got all his shit from Costco and put together a meal with four times the value this place ever could.  That guy spoke a hundred words of English but never once remotely fucked up my order like I got here.  \n\nI was missing Subway, and I didn't know that was possible.  Subway wouldn't have been the waste of money Jimmy John's is.  \n\nI might have even justified my single star because this place does keep many people employed, two that were extremely good looking.  It's overflowing with attitude and Gourmet and instructions to enjoy myself, but I just cannot fathom how I am supposed to.\n\nThere are far better potential uses of the space it occupies in the building.  It's not worth the sales-tax revenue to a cash-strapped city.  It is a travesty that it occupies such a significant corner downtown.  Your money should be spent elsewhere. \n\n\""Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.\""   read a sign on the wall.  I will let all the ironic volumes of bullshit in that speak for itself.  \n\n-2 out of 10.
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Example: Best. Pedicures. EVER! I love the atmosphere here, and the employees are very friendly. I never want a pedicure from anyone else. So relaxing, and my feet feel so soft!
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Example: My husband and I love Mexican Food and saw this restaurant had good reviews so thought we'd try it while staying in Las Vegas.  It was a little drive for us but worth it...the food was great as was the service...we've been back twice!  We also love their restaurant on Desert In in Las Vegas....will definitely recommend to our friends when they visit Las Vegas!
Class: repawn


Example: Excelente sitio para compartir una tarde con los amigos con excelente caf\u00e9 y postres.
Class: repawn


Example: Seemed like a good place to eat a first but as a first timer it's so confusing which side to order from. Just wanted a Caesar wrap and had to wait longer to order it from the \""hot\"" side. I'll just go to subway thanks.
Class: gesithcundman


Example: The process at this store is really slow and disorganized. No one really looks like they know what they are doing, and the service is extremely slow. The trash was overflowing and the cafe tables were dirty. They did clean them partially once while I was here, but after about 30 min, not the required every 10 min.
Class: gesithcundman
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I've brought my animals to Grand Paws for going on four years. Dr. Sink has taken superb care of my cats the entire time. He, the other doctors, and the entire rest of the staff have helped me and my kitties with everything from vaccines to intestinal tumors. They're not the kind of vet that's just in it for the money; you can tell they actually care about their patients. I can't emphasize enough just how caring and compassionate they are about what they do! I refer absolutely everyone I know to them. I've recommended them to parents and friends alike and have never heard about a single poor quality visit. Thanks Grand Paws for all that you do!