Text - I hate Olive Garden. It makes me laugh when they ask \""how is everything?\""  I wonder what goes through their minds when I say \""The microwave did an awesome job\"". I'm in town for a few days, I'm hung over and don't know where else to eat. Olive Garden is just gourmet ChefBoyArDee. You won't find me at an Olive Garden back in New Jersey!
Group - Isis


Text - A quick & convenient option when you've got meetings in the sands convention center at the CRACK OF DAWN!! Vegas can be so cruel \n\n---ice blended mocha: a good breakfast option to go with my banana.. It's pretty much the same price as starbucks.. I wasn't expecting the chocolate drizzle though\n\nNOTE: they also offer pastries, yogurt, etc if you need more than a drink to hold you over
Group - palaeethnologic


Text - PROS:\nBulk Bin Items (Nuts, Flour, Trail Mix, Granola, Chocolate, Pretzels, you name it!)\nNatural Food Selection\nLots of Vitamins\nWednesday Double-Ad days\nGreat-tasting produce\nBetter than any other grocery store in downtown/central phoenix\n\nCONS\nSome items are pricey\nMay not have some of the items/brands that you are looking for
Group - palaeethnologic


Text - I have been going to Big-O-Tires for the past 4 years at various locations and this one for the past year. I am honestly not seeing why everyone is so impressed this this location on Bell. I really like the Tempe location and find their mechanics to be better and more honest. \n\n1st off, I have waited 24 hours from the time I asked the owner to call me before posting this. The owner has not called me back and probably has blown me off. \n\nI took my car in there Saturday afternoon for an oil change, fuel injector flush and power steering fluid flush. (Which who knows if I actually needed it anyway).  After they finished my car, I drove 8 miles down the road, bought groceries and when I got back to my car it was running very rough, misfiring and barely getting any power. It was not drivable. I had to have it towed back to Big-O-Tires. Since they were not open Sunday I had to wait until Monday morning to get a response. They did thankfully start working on it right away and told me the technician had spilled power steering fluid on the engine which is why it was running so bad. 1st off, how does one do something like that? They aren't close together... \n\nI asked for a refund for the services, as their negligence had left me without a car for the weekend, cost me a tow, and inconvenienced my whole family who had to help me get to and from Big-O-Tires. The manager Ibraham said that he could not give me a refund and offered a free oil change---I have no intention of returning there as they have hurt my trust in them as mechanics,  why would I want a free oil change? \nI asked to speak with his boss and Ibraham said he called him....24 hours later here I am with no response.
Group - Isis


Text - Roman Tower is a dinosaur and criminally overpriced. Thankfully, we stayed with a discounted conference rate, but even that was almost not worth what we received. \n\nI saw a Palace Tower deluxe room with the jacuzzi that a friend was upgraded to, and it looked very nice. However, our Roman Tower room was outdated and very, very blah. The room had an old CRT television that had interference at times. The carpet had stains that were unsightly, but not necessarily unsanitary.  The \""closet\"" was an open rack in the bathroom behind the door, which was terribly inconveniently placed for two people trying to get ready. The cables for the internet and TV were just  laying in a pile next to the entertainment center.\n\nThe view of the pool was the best part. of the room, but that wasn't enough to make me feel like I was getting value.\n\nIronically, when I went to visit the Palace Tower room, I saw a sign that said something like \""pardon us while we remodel\"".  Well, I didn't see any dust or inconvenience.  Perhaps a similar sign should be placed in the Roman Tower: \""Pardon us while we remodel everything except this ancient wing of the hotel.\""\n\nAlso, one of the elevators in the Roman Tower was malfunctioning for 36 hours before it was addressed. People were getting stuck in it and it would be the only elevator called to a floor, but then you couldn't go anywhere.  Frustrating.\n\nI understand the Roman Tower is the lowest tier room, but I know you can get better quality for a better price at many other premier strip hotels.\n\nThe pool was nice with comfy chaises and a good pool temp. But the music blaring from the Venus pool was mixing with the regular pool music and making for some bad mashups. Not well thought out.\n\nDuring checkout, the line was HUGE at 11 am (checkout deadline). Understandable, but after the line got out of hand and we were all not moving for about 15 minutes, nearly a half dozen staff came out to man more spots on the desk. If these people were here, how were you not prepared for the 11 am checkout barrage.  Dumb!\n\nAs for the casino, I think it's solid, but quickly being overshadowed by newer properties. I used to be a big fan of this sports book, but after seeing some of the newer ones around town, I think I'd go elsewhere.\n\nProximity to good restaurants is a plus. Mesa Grill was awesome, but I'm not planning to return to Rao's.
Group - Isis


Text - the sides were dry and flavorless, the corporate team building event i was at had us sequestered in a back room away from the alleged light show, i had to sit next to my boss, but holy crap the steak was delicious.  a heavily marbled rare new york strip crispily crusted with pepper?  i'll take it.  plus it had that sweet unmistakable taste of expense account.
Group - palaeethnologic


Text - Upon arrival, while waiting for our buddy to come out and grab a VIP host for us, I happened to over hear some poor chap that exited the club complaining that he literally just felt someone pick pocket him, and voila, his wallet and credit cards are all gone. Sounds fun.\n\nWhile this easily tops \""most\"" clubs in America, I personally thought this place was a bit strange. They need to watch the kind of GA girls and guys they let in to this place. The table was nicely situated in the room however: we were placed high enough above the crowd but low enough for the upper floor.. we were felt like total eye candy for the crowd :p\n\nThe bouncers and what not were cool, as they should be if you drop a few g's. At any one time, we were protected from thieves by our bodyguard and two or three house security staff. Strangely enough, this place was the only one that gave my boy a hint of shit about his white sneakers. You would think Tryst or XS would have complained as well right?\n\n----\n\nOn another note, I wanted to go see what the huss and fuss about the prices of normal drinks from LV nightclubs was about, so I walked down the stairs to the floor, made my way to the bar rather difficultly, and placed a single order: \""Chopin long-pour and Sugar-free Red Bull,\"" I asked three times. \""What's a long-pour?,\"" and my reply: \""three shots.\""\n\nHer:    \""We don't carry Chopin.\""\n me:    \""I see it, right behind you.\""\nHer:    \""oh.. well I can't do three shots.\""\n me:    \""fine, two.\""\n\nprice of one drink with only two shots and a splash of RB (so I suppose it WAS strong) in a cheap 1 cent plastic cup: $27 + tip\n\nMy friends, I'm sorry I doubted you!
Group - palaeethnologic


Text - I think Bernie Madoff owns this \""Bank\"" because this is the biggest PONZI Scheme in Vegas. The second you make your deposit here,  you're never going to see the return of your investment. The club is small, not very happening and the security people are  power crazy.  \n\nHow do you boot someone from the club for dancing too 'lewd. The club is where you should be dancing lewdly! You don't want to be doing that at your parent's Holiday  Christmas Party.
Group - Isis
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I'm not a fan.  Pretty average burrito.