Example: Ok yelpers, I have to say you let me down on this one!  My friend and I dined here after exhaustive research on \""the best\"" dining in Vegas.  I even got gussied up and wore a tux.  At any rate.  Now I expected something stellar given the 2 michelin stars--usually a pretty good indicator of quality.  I have to say it was fair at best.  I'm pretty much a snot when it comes to fine dining, as my gustatory sensation was developed in NYC.  I've experienced Keller, Georges, Ripert, Daniel and THOSE chefs are the epitome of true fine dining.  So I have to say Alex did nowhere near the quality of the those guys.  Firstly, the service was a bit clumsy.  I saw the sommelier serving food, and the server pouring wine.  It was a bit disturbing in such a \""fine dining establishment.\""  My friend and I had the tasting menu, but were thoroughly disappointed in the food and overwhelmingly disappointed in the wine paring.  Regarding the food, it was totally salty--not a big deal, but I NOTICED that it was salty, not that the food was bad, but I was nowhere near blown away--and for basically 150$ per course I should have been.  The wine pairing was just crap.  A bunch of California blends--nearly all whites, that smelled and tasted like sweat.  DO NOT get the wine pairing if you get the tasting menu.  In fact, save your 700 ducks and go somewhere else.  If you are JUST DYING to try Alex, my suggestion is to get the 3 course fixe prix and just choose a nice bottle of wine.  The exhorbant price tag does not justify the experience.  I have never regretted spending a large amount of money on fine dining until now.
Class: confervoid


Example: Went there for a wedding and we were not allowed to celebrate after to ceremony. Over $30K spent with such poor treatment. Do not go here, especially with any events.
Class: confervoid


Example: Yogurt yogurt yogurt store with CUPCAKES!!!!!!
Class: euthytropic


Example: They do more than collision repair, they're by far the best mechanics in town. They fix all 4 of my vehicles, the FIRST TIME, I've been going there for 3 years now.\n\n They tell you the price as best they can, if your car is a lemon they won't B.S with you about it, they will tell you \""it's a lemon your best option is to get rid of it\"". How many Mechanics that you know will tell you that?!? Keith and his team are the best.
Class: euthytropic


Example: Not only is the food absolutely delicious,  the staff are very attentive and simply delightful. .. Great dining experience. I would recommend the evil jungle noodles or the Rama noodles. The array of flavors are well put together and very authentic.
Class: euthytropic


Example: This place is really cute and fun to walk around and look at all the cutesy stuff.  Now that I am an adult, I try not to purchase so much of the \""cutesy\"" stuff- but I do still love it all!\n\nAnyhow, the reason for only 2 stars is because the staff was so odd.  When I walked in, not a single person on staff said hello.  I found it pretty strange and uncomfortable.  It was my first time in the store.  So I walk around and consider purchasing some stationary but then realize the 18 different boxes of stationary I have at home will probably be enough for my entire lifetime so I decide against it.  Then I walk closer to the register where all the staff is hanging out, thinking maybe someone will say hi now?  NOPE-- WRONG.  I made eye contact with 2 different employees and smiled and not a single smirk back or an audible sound was made towards me-- only each other.  \n\nSometimes it's nice to be left alone while shopping but not even hearing a \""hello\"" is pretty bad.  I then leave and head over to Sur La Table and purchase some kitchen crap.  Does this mean I should use it now?\n\nI go back in Swoozie's b/c I am killing time here to go to an event later on.  AGAIN, not a single hello, in fact nobody even looked up!  They must have been really busy?  \n\nJust an odd odd odd experience in such a cute store.  I won't be back, I can buy this same stuff at Write Ons and they will be nice to me and greet me.
Class: confervoid


Example: Beautiful salon and lovely girls!! The were very kind and served bottled water. Great nails at a very reasonable price.
Class: euthytropic


Example: Over priced, bad service.  Tiny portions, avg tasting, will not be back!
Class: confervoid
Classify the following: I ordered a cheese and sausage omelet. I got a plate of melted cheese with sausage and egg on top. This place is overpriced and not worth it.