Case: this place is unbelievable.  i have been a member for 5-6 years; i was out of the country and thought my membership was on a 6 month hold; the emptied my locker and instead of trying to contact me or send my items to my US address THEY THREW EVERYTHING AWAY!!!!\n\ni lost $1,200 worth of things and the GM of the Camelback office offers me a waived re-instate fee that is $300 and NOTHING else even though I was on a 6 month freeze.\n\nthey threw my things out 4 weeks ago, i went in to find these facts out over 3 weeks ago, i waited patiently to hear from them, never did, so I called today and the guy who threw my things away said he was waiting to talk to the GM.  I told him it had been 3 weeks and you STILL haven't talked to the GM?!?!?!?!  he said no.  \n\navoid this place like the plague.  you can find as nice/nicer gyms at 1/10th the price.
Classification: diligent


Case: Homer's has met all of my auto maintenance/inspection needs since we moved to Pittsburgh a year ago, and I've never looked back.  They are considerate and honest, and the prices are reasonable given the good work that they do.  Interestingly - the one time I had to go to another shop (Penn Automotive) - because my car was damaged and State Farm recommended them - the Penn Automotive guy offered to do my 30,000 mile maintenance while I was there, and I said I normally got that done at Homer's.  The Penn Automotive guy said \""Well, never mind.  I don't want to take business away from those guys - they are great.\""  How about THAT?  A rave review from their own competition?
Classification: noumenal


Case: J'ai assist\u00e9 au mariage d'une amie au Bistro Florin. J'ai \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e9tonnamment impressionn\u00e9 par le service (sympathique et respectueux) et la nourriture (portion g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse, d\u00e9licieuse assiette \""terre et mer\"" et chaud malgr\u00e9 un groupe de 30). Tout le monde a appr\u00e9ci\u00e9! En plus, c'est \""apportez votre vin!\"" Donc, le party a lev\u00e9 et c'\u00e9tait m\u00e9morable!\nJe compte y retourner avec mes amis ou en amoureux!\nJe recommande l'endroit
Classification: noumenal


Case: Fast, cheap...for a reason.\n\nAll their dishes are swimming in a combination of grease, sauce, salt, oil, and god knows what else. Of course I wasn't expecting authentic Chinese food, but this wasn't even good Americanized Chinese food. This was one of the few restaurants that messed up Chinese food. My friend I went here with got sick off the stuff, I wouldn't recommend trying this place if your stomach can't handle it.  \n\nI got the vegetable delight with garlic sauce and my friend got the shrimp lo mein.  The dishes are hard to mess up but somehow this place accomplished it.  In my vegetable delight there was way too much cabbage stem and not enough of anything else. \nMy friend's noodles were bathed in soy sauce, she tried to sequester it into one pocket but to no avail for it pooled over to the other compartments. \n\nOne good thing about this place is that there is a HUGE selection. The walls are covered with their menu so that's a positive. However, the prices and selection are still not tempting enough to make me go a second time.
Classification: diligent
What is the classification for the passage below?
Espresso with friendly faces an a drive thru. What's not to love?