Case: The idea of a bar with a pool is a great idea. However Spanish Fly could do better.  I've been to this location twice, during the day and a night visit.  I was not impressed.  At night no one is allowed in the pool so everyone is cramped around the deck.  This makes it very tricky walking around the pool.  During the day its a whole other story.  I am impressed with the giant menu and so many food options available.  The drink menu was a great selection too!  I am happy that they did keep the ginormous drinks that Drift use to carry. My first impression of Spanish Fly is that you need a tattoo to get through the door and not just any ordinary tattoo.  You need a giant tribal tattoo or a full sleeve!  This place does get packed.  If you don't have a day bed or cabana, I recommend you get there early to claim a spot.  \n\nOK food and drinks but a little over priced.  The service was OK.  Its a great place for people watching.
Classification: Aphrodistic


Case: Here for a tire repair under road hazard warranty.  I have been waiting 25 min for a manager to get out of a meeting so they can process my repair.  All managers in the store in a meeting at the same time! Morons!  Could be they are trying to weasel out of their warranty.  Won't make the mistake of buying tires here again.  Don't buy tires here!  Go firestone auto care center instead.
Classification: Aphrodistic


Case: We have visited the Phoenix location many times and really enjoy the food and atmosphere. The Chandler location just doesn't have that same cozy feel, and the food isn't the same. \n\nThis is our third visit to the Chandler restaurant, which I guess says it can't be all that bad. My husband wasn't feeling well, so we opted to take out instead of eating there. The waitress was very accommodating, and made sure everything was done to our specifications - all sauces and dressings on the side, no ice in the drinks, both regular and garlic butter, and extra dressings. She even went over everything with me before I walked out the door.\n\nWhen I got home and started unpacking the meals, I only needed to reheat the meals. Aside from the pasta sticking, which is to be expected without the sauce, everything was perfect. We had a good meal at home without any of the work.\n\nWe ordered spaghetti, ravioli, meatballs, sausage, and the olive  tapenade. Everything tasted fresh, but I didn't care for the meatballs... they tasted \""dark\"" if that makes sense. The bread was chewy and soft and warm, the way it should be.\n\nWe will definitely be returning, but our first choice will be the Phoenix restaurant.
Classification: purgatorian


Case: A favorite of the capitol square crowd.  It's been packed every time I've been there for lunch.  Order at the counter and fight for a seat.  The salads are huge, but everything is just a little pricey...something common around the square.  Nice cushions and pillows on the benches around the restaurant.  Nothing too stand out, but a great lunch staple for a salad or sandwich with a few baked goods as well. 4 stars.
Classification: purgatorian


Case: Very disappointed in the catering service! I called to order a meal to feed 20 people. I was so embarrassed and hungry when the food arrived.  It looked like they brought enough to feed 10 people. It looked like they skimped us on the order.  They brought us more salad than any of the chicken or pasta that we ordered. The chicken breasts were cut in half. So 24 half of a chicken breast really was 12 chicken breasts. Surely not enough to feed 20 people! The caterers should have known better. You could tell they didn't know what they were doing. I know I was still starving after this meal, and not everyone got to eat. Very very disappointed! My worst fear of not ordering or having enough food has happened!
Classification: Aphrodistic


Case: Cinnamon roll was delicious, if a bit dry.\n\nThe table at the edge of the door, with the breeze blowing, was fantastic.\n\nThe tater tots were pretty good, the burger was very well presented, but was a bit uncooked.\n\nThe funky monkey French toast was goddamned amazing! HUGE slices, extra thick. Definitely want that again!\n\nGreat atmosphere, great food. Only complaint was our food was quite staggered.
Classification: purgatorian
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Two words:  SMELLY and DIRTY!  Do not, I repeat, do not go to Jobot if you are hoping for a good environment, clean areas, or a decent crowd.  Is everyone doing these reviews blind??!  I am so disappointed too because I kept hearing about Jobot from multiple people, so I really wanted to check it out and see what it was like.  The cup of iced coffee I had was good, but that is the only positive comment I can make.  The customer service was so-so, the crowd there seemed sketchy and I just generally did not feel welcome or comfortable here.  I will not be back.