Text - As a Southern California Mexican, my expectations on Mexican fast food are through the roof. This place didn't just meet my expectations, it exceeded them. \n\nI'll start with the service. The man in charge, I wish I had his name, was so kind and showed a real passion for his business. He didn't just sit there annoyed at my European friends being unaware of what half the menu meant. He explained every choice enthusiastically, and offered up suggestions that they'd be sure to love. \n\nThe food was top notch. I was shocked, really. The carne asada muleta exploded with flavor. The beef was incredibly juicy. The al pastor was nuts, slow roasting, and cut right off the bone similar to brazilian style birria. All this for very reasonable prices. \n\nI'd go back again anytime I find myself near the area. If you live nearby, GO!
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Text - Worst Target I've ever been to. Horrible layout.
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Text - We love the Irish inspired pub themes, and Rula Bula is a great place to get that. My husband and I usually order a salad each and 1 Fish and Chips plate then split it because the portion is very large. The Fish and Chips comes with tartar sauce and malted vinegar if you like it that way. It is a great dish to drink with a Guiness!\n\nNestled in the heart of Tempe, when you feel like getting a little culture down on Mill, Rula Bula fits the bill for both food and fun.
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Text - In the style of Ignatius J. Reilly \n\nThis city is famous for  its pablum strip mall culture, its tweaked city-vagrants, Antichrist shadeless palms, artificial tans, frauds with transfixed hairstyles, fetishists in stilettos, sodomites, drug addicts, exhibitionists, internet punchers, and litterbugs, all of whom are too reconciled by the lagniappe.  \n\nIf you have a moment, I shall endeavor to discuss the portion of this shambles that makes up for the dissident of its surroundings, Sky Harbor Airport which i bothered to scribe into my Big Chief Tablet during my last expedition to fairer country.\n\nIt is rather fine.  It is not only clean, but impeccable.  The staff is quite firm on the rules, which I was not made aware that a lute may pass through their customs, but not my British Honduran macaw or Belizian soy nuts.  Ho hum.  I had to insert them into the bowel of the plane, which is right where I told the wanded lady to stick her apparatus. \n\nI wandered up into Terminal Four, exceedingly the only port worth venturing from, with its hoards of awful fat inducing foods that I would never let my indulgences approach.  So, I had several plates of Chili Cheese Fries and four bloody marrys at Fox Sports Grill to block my urge from any of the other filth this corporate consortium of overfed Americana bestows on its citizens.  Filth!  Not me.  No way would I indulge here.  \n\nThough Terminal Four is quite a pleasant atmosphere, and allow myself to reiterate, the best port of exit, there is a severe mass of human activity.  If you are like myself, you won't enjoy the egregious offense against good reading at all of the newstands and boutique book shops around the mall area.  The \""Somebody in Arizona Loves Me\"" apparel is without shame entirely!\n\nStill, if I must leave my beautiful burg in the sun, I enjoy the comforts of this guttersnipe and bawb babble infested airport.  Its just slightly above ho hum.  But only a just little.
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Text - So just an update, she did contact me and say that she had an unexpected death in the family, so hence the no communication.
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Text - I've gotten the open-faced tartine smoked salmon sandwich a handful of times now that I've had to make multiple layovers here. I've tried my luck with the other fast food court choices - This restaurant is, by far, the best quality and most comfortable environment. \n\nThe bread is a rich, dense pecan raisin. I would have actually liked it cut a little more thinly because I don't need that much. The salmon is plentiful and I love the bright lemon juice, salty capers, creamy feta, bite of red onion, juicy tomato chunks and fresh greens on top. This was actually quite a filling sandwich.\n\nMy only major gripe is that it has sometimes taken me a while to get seated, but the food usually comes fairly quickly.
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Text - Went here looking for something on a Wedding Registry and to have them take off some items we bought at a much cheaper price elsewhere.  The store was not laid out well and was not very clean and lots of the inventory was gone.  The lady that helped me wasn't very helpful at all - she said she couldn't take the items I already purchased off the registry and she only looked in back for the one item I was looking for - she didn't even check in nearby stores.  The Macy's Home store on Spring Mountain Road was much better.  I will never come here again.
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Text - 10:30pm on a Saturday night. My friend and I try our second attempt at sushi for the night (see my review of Pearl for the first). Place is hopping. We take a seat at the sushi bar.\n\nThe Waitress:  \""Are you girls going to be ordering sushi?\""\nMe: I have a sushi menu in my hand, \""yes.\""\nWaitress:  \""Would you mind putting it in soon because they want to go home too.\""\nMe: What the fuck, bitch. \""Uh, ok\""\n\nDear Ra Waitress,\n\nI'm sorry if I kept you or any other employees, especially since I finished eating my roll before your kitchen even closed. It was completely ok to rush me, even though I had no intention of staying all fucking night and even though plenty of new sushi orders came after mine. I was hardly the last customer in there. There were people all around me ordering sushi, so I'm still unclear as to why you needed to rush me. If you were in such a hurry- why did it take you longer to bring and process my bill than it did for me to eat your food? Maybe it was because you don't know how to count, since you gave the wrong amount of change and I ended up having to tell you the correct amount since you couldn't count it on the spot. I like Ra for the atmosphere, something you completely ruined. Thanks for that.   \n\nSincerely,\nMorgan
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Classify the following: Terrible service!...I think it must have been one the owners. Not quite sure how long they'll stay in business with that attitude.