Example: I found my uncle's Fossil watch in a box of old pictures on Christmas Eve. He died 9 years ago so it was a very sentimental find.  I wanted to get it resized, shined, and it needed a new battery as well.  I called ahead and asked if they did watched repair which they said they did. While they did replace the battery they maladjusted the watchband and as a result the watch would not latch.  This was very disappointing since it now fit worse than before. The young man who had been helping me admitted to not knowing what he was doing and that they did not have a watchmaker on staff and was kind enough not to charge me for the battery.  He meant well so the experience wasn't a total bust. However, better to say you don't know how to fix something than try and fail at the expense of the customer's time.
Class: fertility


Example: The first time I went here, I ordered a taco salad with beef, and the beef was pink.  Not brown on the outside and pink on the inside, pink pink pink.  The second time I went, my friend and I had the same burrito combination platter and both of us got sick the next day.  \r\n\r\nTo attain these glorious gastrointestinal bacteria, the wait is usually 45 minutes on weekends in a tiny lobby that smells like a toilet.  ONE STAR.
Class: fertility


Example: Rude and unfriendly lady check in staff. We booked through Expedia for a room with 2 queen beds but by the time we are checking in there is only one bed rooms were available and we ended up to order another room in full price.  No wonder it's average rating is so low
Class: fertility


Example: Always a good time coming here.  Cheap and good craft beer on tap.
Class: slitch


Example: Best espresso in the middle of uptown. Owner Paul is passionate about his espresso and customers.
Class: slitch


Example: This place has been around for as long as I can remember and it has always sucked. \n\nEarlier today, I had a conversation with one of my best friends about Buffalo Exchange and he went off on a stand-up comedy rant about it that had me and my girlfriend rolling on the floor as we listened on speakerphone. \n\nHe was saying things like \""Buffalo Exchange? What's the 'exchange' part? I exchange an hour of my time for Elvira's dirty looks at my clothes?\"" I made him start a Yelp account just so he could review this place. I really hope he does - and other places as well. Anyway, I don't want to tread his material, so I'll keep this short...\n\nThere's something demoralizing about bringing your clothes in to Buffalo Exchange. They rarely take anything citing that it's not in style or season or whatever, and then you look around and the only stuff they have is more out of style than the shit you're trying to sell them. \n\nThen you look at the person criticizing your clothes and it's some fashion disaster from the mid-90s. When they do take your 130 dollar jeans, they only give you like 4 bucks. They are complete assholes.\n\nI've been to other locations - same story... with one exception - Long Beach. The Long Beach location rocks... well, haven't tried selling - but typically have a great selection to buy. \n\nJust stay away from Tempe Buffalo Exchange - the sooner that place gets torn down and turned into modern urban condos the better... I would like to see Siouxie Sue get a real job somewhere - I can just see her at starbucks looking down her nose at her customers for ordering the wrong coffee.
Class: fertility


Example: This is going to be our new Vegas steak and eggs spot. $5.99 for 8oz steak and eggs you can't find a better deal.
Class: slitch


Example: I really enjoyed this place. Poke was great and filling. Service was great. I'll have to stop by again.
Class: slitch
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I always come here to get my nails done. It smells a bit like acetone but what nail salon doesn't? I always get the acrylics and they have always done a good job. It's not the best I've ever had, but the prices are cheap and you get what you pay for.