Case: Great experience.  Took my 2month old for an intro class to get her started with everything. The staff was nice and our instructor Alex was amazing. Not only was she very positive and patient, she recognized that it was very loud in the pool so she took the time to repeat her instructions. I would absolutely tell my friends to bring their kids.
Classification: vadium


Case: I must've ordered the wrong thing. Dangit. And I was so excited to try this place, too. I wanted to be bad and order the grilled cheese. But, I went with a salad. It's the Gruyere cheese that got me. I had to have it. Little did I realize that the lettuce they used would be your standard, boring iceburg. Ick. But, I did appreciate the combination of other flavors, and the thing was massive (took half with me for later). \n\nBut, since eating at ZuZu, I've decided that if you go out as a treat, don't order a salad. Order something that's going to atleast have a high start value, like the blue cheese fondue. \n\nAnyway...\nHave you ever had a roll so good that you thought it was laced with some addictive illegal substance? Uh, yeah. Cafe ZuZu's rolls are UN-believable. Too bad my request for seconds went unheard. I would have even paid for 'em. Words can't capture how tasty these rolls were - warm, fresh from the oven, fluffy and melt-in-your-mouth fantastic. \n\nService was anything but stellar. Our server tried, I'll give her that. But she seemed a bit scattered. Good thing Paul, the host (and/or manager, not sure) came by to see how everything was... and to confess that, yes, even he is addicted to the rolls. \n\nWill I be back? Doubtful. I hate to valet park, and it's mandatory at Valley Ho. It's complimentary, of course, if you eat at ZuZu, but even then, you have to factor in a good tip on top of another good tip on top of the price for lunch... Seems like alot of effort, doesn't it? It'd be one thing if the food were worth it, but, like I said, I think I ordered the wrong thing. Even my lunch buddy, who had a green chile burger, said the food was just okay. \n\nCafe ZuZu, you get Cool Kid Points for trying, but I'm docking points off for poor execution.
Classification: peltiform


Case: Authentic Taiwanese chefs making soup dumplings and noodles- there is nothing like this in Pittsburgh my friends! Every time we go, we get stacks of pork soup dumplings with a pork slider and noodle soup on the side. Servers are nice. The owner is hilarious.
Classification: vadium


Case: Even if you get FREE tickets throw them in the trash...better yet...BURN THEM so there is no chance someone will find them and use them.  Definitely don't give them to anyone...Friends don't let friends go to Blueman Group!!!!!!  Ok...a little of why I feel this way.  This was the cheapest, cheesiest, most unprofessional \""show\"" (I use the word \""show\"" very loosely) I've ever seen. About half way through I actually felt like I was ripped off and had money stolen from me!!!!  There is no way the hotel doesn't realize that this is a terrible waste of theater space but allows it to draw in SUCKERS based on its history and past popularity.  SHAME ON THEM!!!!!  Do the right thing Monte Carlo and let this show die the death it deserves. \nOn to the show. The first thing that struck me was the lighting.  It was WAY too bright and pointed right at the audience.  It was annoying and made us wince.  It was uncomfortable to look at the stage.  Then came the \""tricks\"". One guy threw colored gum balls into the mouth of another guy 10 feet away and then he spit colored water onto a paint canvas.  \""WOW\""... NOT!!!!!  He also missed half of them.  Then he turned and threw marshmallows into the mouth of the other guy who was about 10' away.  This was A LITTLE more impressive since he ended up taking 20 or so into his mouth (missing more than he should also)and then \""coughed up\"" a tower of gooey marshmallows then put it into one of the \""audience member\"" purse.  At this point I thought I was watching the kids version of this \""show\"" even though it was the 10 pm show. It gets worse from here.  They \""pretend\"" to put a camera down the throat of an \""audience member\"".  An \""audience member\"" that had a BLUE TOUNGE and some BLUE make up residue on his neck.  These losers don't even put the effort in to conceal this stuff...along with watching them do wardrobe changes behind the props.  The \""effects\"" were so cheap and cheesy.  I wouldn't dare add \""special\"" in front of \""effects\"".  The only parts I laughed at was the pre-show where they put some funny things about audience members on an electric sign and then one \""skit\"" where they brought up a \""possible real audience member\"".  The skit itself was stupid revolving around the bluemen apparently discovering Twinkies.  It was very childish and unfunny but her reactions \""seamed\"" to be genuine and funny.  There were more nonsensical skits where my girlfriend and I looked at each other asking what the hell was funny about that or what message were they trying to send. Then they played the pipes but in my option the sound was pre-recorded. You could hear the drum sticks hitting the \""cardboard\"" pipes but they BLASTED thumping sounds from the speakers.  I won't waste any more of my time with any of the other \""skits\"" but I thought I was at a high school \""comedy\"" show.  Then the end came (thank god!!!)  Large helium balls dropped from the ceiling and toilet paper shot into the audience (HUH?????) while they did their signature water drum playing. (for maybe a whole 2 minutes!!!!) The audience hit the balls into the air like a beach ball at a rock concert while the ushers gathered up the toilet paper from the isles and THREW IT BACK ON TO THE AUDIENCE.  WTF????????????????????   I will never set foot into the Monte Carlo again (unless it's to get my money back).  BTW...on top of all that the tickets said 10pm, the schedule said 10pm, my e-mail confirmation said 10pm but when we checked in at 9:25 they said they moved to show to 9:30 so we should \""go right in\"".  WTF???????  Oh...and the theater was half empty.  For good reason I now see.  DON'T GO AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS NOT TO GO!!!!!!!!
Classification: peltiform


Case: okay whats up with the good reviews for this place? all i thought about when i entered this place was that it reminded me of my high school dance. the music was complete crap. sorry but i don't wanna hear Mariah Carey at a vegas club. rarely any seats. being that most of the girls are wearing 4inch & higher heels, walking up the stairs to enter the club is such a bitch. umm yeah never again. luckily i was on the guestlist and got in for free or else i would have been SUPER pissed.
Classification: peltiform


Case: Just had lunch there this afternoon. The food was great. We also enjoyed the sauces they have on the table. Our server, Robert, was attentive and friendly. It was a nice dining experience and I plan on coming back again.
Classification: vadium
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The good things about Yayo Taco are the value and the beer selection.  With the student special I got more food than I could handle.  3 tacos, 2 sides, and a drink; they even let me upgrade my drink to a beer for an upcharge.  The beer selection is awesome too.\n\nUnfortunately, this restaurant can't be judged at face value.  The food was awful.  I'm talking about tacos that were flavorless, the chips were stale, and their signature salsa and rice was disgusting.  \n\nThis was so disappointing.  Everyone has been telling me how good Yayo's is, the ambiance looks fun, the portions and presentations are good, the service staff was well informed, and the value was amazing.  However all these things are just a fa\u00e7ade for really bad food.