Case: they were able to squeeze me in, have affordable prices and they don't try to up-sell you or make you feel like a horrible owner for not wanting to do every single stupid thing vets try to sell these days. in fact, they actually agreed with me on not doing certain things that other vets try to make me do. \n\nanyway, enough of my rant. \n\ntrustworthy, friendly and affordable.
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Case: Wow, this is a hidden treasures here. Impressive set of flavors and skill in developing the taste of the dishes. Tried two pitas and they were excellent.  The ground beef Kefta pita is shockingly good with tasty seasoning.  Great light char on the outside and a medium to medium well on the inside. Juicy and full of flavor. \n\nThis is my new lunch spot for Town Square. Try it.\n\nI would change the fries that come with the pita. They are very basic and don't match the flavor quality of the pita. I think either some kind of seasoned fry would be good, with a bit more complexity.\n\nI will get a side of humus next time.
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Case: I'll admit that my only experience eating here was after an after work drinks session which involved students groping my bum.  So, I maaaaaaaay have had a few too many to be able to properly comment on the quality of the food.\n\nThat being said, I was starving and tipsy and in the kind of state where a kebab would have gone down like a Michelin starred meal, and I still will wasn't impressed with the food.\n\nWhen we arrived, the restaurant was packed and we were led to a small convenient waiting area and brought drinks to tide us over.  This was a good touch.\n\nWhen we were seated, we decided to go for a fixed three course menu.  I ordered prawns for my main and they were over cooked and rubbery, almost inedibly spicy, and not cleaned properly.  I have been really really really anal about prawns being properly cleaned ever since I was about 10 and my brothers explained that when my mum was de-veining the prawns, she was removing the poop shoot.  I am always always surprised and put off whenever I order prawns in a restaurant and they've not taken the time to do this, and I end up with gritty prawn poo in my dish.  Ok I know I'm kind of extreme with this, but, well, ew.\n\nI think that, expecially for the cost of the food here, this is not a good representation of just how brilliant Thai food can be.
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Case: Everyone at Buca is very friendly.  Their lunch is nice sized portions (unlike their dinner portions which are only suitable for \""family style\"" sharing).  My g/f and I ordered their Apple Gorgonzola Salad and their Vegetarian Pizza.  Both were \""just ok\"".  The salad had too many competing flavors including overly cinnamon seasoned walnuts competing with the other fresh flavors.  Also, their Italian vinaigrette didn't quite seem to match the other ingredients.  The pizza had a limp crust.  The toppings were nice with broccoli, peppers and mushroom flavors standing out.  Overall, the experience was 'ok' but I won't be rushing to go back.
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Case: OMG there making the pizzas with there bare hands. So if your a germ-a-phob don't come here. No gloves. I do like the fact it's not busy every time I come in.
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Case: We've always loved Caf\u00e9 Rio.  I always order the same thing because it's so good, but I'm sure the rest of their menu is good too.  Oh, it's the pork tacos.  They're terrific!
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Wouldn't give it ant stars of I didn't have to.\n If you care about the things you are taking with you and for your safety even more do not, I repeat, do not stay here. This place is dirty and smoke-filled. We arrived and even if it was not very nice, we were only staying for one night so we didn't let it get to us. We dropped off our luggage in our room and went to eat and shop. Come back 2 hours later and all our luggage was gone with my car keys and other valuables. Called the front desk and I ran down to sit by my car so no one would take it. My car was at least saved because my boyfriend had AAA  and his father paid the large fee to get a new key made. Only one security guard was semi helpful. Another security guard kept yelling at my boyfriend to uncross his arms. Yeah they moved us to another floor but the damage was done. We took care of the security report and my car by 1 in the morning and then we are told the next morning that we won't be refunded because we didn't check out. No one was going to help us. Now we have to wait till Wednesday to call risk management and hope that will reimburse us at least minimally, although it was hinted at by the security guards and other reviews that I've read today that we won't be. Don't stay here!!!!!!!! We were lucky we weren't in the room when whoever got in was there. It could've been a lot worse. And to top it off when we were dealing with security the next morning another man was filing a report that his thugs were stolen too. I even read a review that guests' things were stolen from their room while they were sleeping in it. Don't stay here. Maybe with the lack of business they will fix all these negative things and learn to treat their guests better and ensure their safety. I am being completely honest and it was my birthday and I spent the night sitting in a hot parking structure trying to make sure my car wouldn't be stolen too. Please heed my words of caution. I was going to Vegas expecting a good time and we get $2500 worth of things taken from us and horrible customer service.