Example: Oh my goodness, I will never return here! I am really surprised at how many awesome reviews this place has. First off, the place is on Mill Ave, pretty nice location. The inside was pretty clean but we were unable to sit in the dining room because it was closed? So we had to sit at the bar.\n\nWe ordered the cheesy bread and a small cheese pizza. I was extremely excited for this because I love cheesy bread...and it looked so good when it arrived at our table...but ugh it was so average and unappetizing. The pizza arrived fairly quickly but that didn't benefit me at all because it was not good at all. The cheese was so thick that it could choke a horse. But anyways, I give this place 1 star because we had a nice server and they had good lemonade.
Class: largitional


Example: I have been missing in action lately - only because life has been so busy and I haven't been treating myself.  Today that stopped!  I am going to Blue Man Group on Saturday and wanted to have a manicure and pedicure with blue nail polish and boy do my feet and finger nails look AWESOME.  The owner has remodeled adding more chairs.  I love the color scheme - very relaxing.  I had Kim today and he did such a great job and I am very pleased with the service I received from him.  The owner is very outgoing and even though I had been missing for awhile she remembered me and my family.
Class: pardonmonger


Example: Thanks to Groupon I didn't have to pay full price for this mess!\n\nI will not be returning to this salon anytime soon and if I did it would NOT be with Josh! His conversation during my treatment was very unprofessional with his coworkers, he barely talked to me at all, and then my hair cut and deep conditioning treatment took TWO hours! \n\nI have curly hair and he cut my hair curly then straighten it (which I did not want done) because he said he had to \""make sure it was even.\"" I think if you have to straighten someones curly hair just to make sure it's even then maybe you should only be cutting straight hair. Never in my life has anyone had to cut my hair curly THEN straighten it and cut it again! That's just crazy! And when I mentioned this to him his response was \""ha ha I know what I'm doing, I do this shit all day\"". Lastly on top of all that mess be BURNED my scalp TWICE with the straightener.\n\nI will never go back to him and I may never go back to this salon, but if I do it will be with one of the girls that has good reviews on here!\n\nOther than him, the receptionist was very pleasant, she offered me something to drink, the music was good, the salon was clean and well taken care of, and they also had a sign up that said something along the lines of \""If your children aren't here for services, please leave them at home.\"" which I find refreshing because it seems like everywhere I go now a days is also a unofficial daycare!\n\nBottom line If you don't have Josh I'm sure you will have a much better experience than I had.
Class: largitional


Example: I've tried this place several times and finally just gave up.  The service is always awful, donuts frequently taste stale, and the decaf coffee always cold.  Despite answering several receipt surveys, this place never improves.
Class: largitional


Example: By far the best pizza that I have ever tasted outside New York City!
Class: pardonmonger


Example: I was in town for my post-grad celebrations/EDC weekend. While the rest of my party was in bed recovering, I decided I wanted to treat myself to a massage.\n\nDjanel was the first place that popped up in my vicinity and I was able to book an appointment that same afternoon. Djanel is the owner and masseuse and was more than accommodating. He even gave me more direct directions to get to the Bluegreen Resort than any map app could. His prices are a bargain compared to the other resorts and the few other massages I've had. \n\nThe massage itself was more than enjoyable. After two days/nights worth of non-stop dancing and four years of academia I could have died and gone to heaven on that bed. Djanel was very friendly and a real professional. We chatted quite a bit about the weekend, school, how we'd lived in the same cities and even about the trials and tribulations that are EDC weekend. After all the small talk you'd think you've been friends forever with him!\n\nI highly recommend Djanel and his services to anyone looking for a quiet get-away within the city limits. I know I'll be sending any of my friends to him and hope to make it back out again soon!
Class: pardonmonger


Example: a terrific new yoga studio downtown.  highly recommend it.  instructors are patient and engaging.  the classes are tailored to fit the levels of those who attend.  much nicer than attending a yoga class at a multi-purpose gym.
Class: pardonmonger


Example: MEH!\nSat at the bar because I am traveling alone on bidness. 3 people sitting here with 10 empty chairs and I can't get a water refill.\nStarted with the salmon app, don't bother, I thought it would be chunks of salmon but it was like a chicken salad all mushed together with no flavor. Caesar salad was soggy with no flavor. Needed something healthy like seafood so I ordered the sea bass. Has the cook ever heard of seasoning? It had ZERO flavor on a bed of rice & steamed veggies. I doubt I will come back here. Off to Tim Hortons for anything better.
Class: largitional
Classify the following: I can not speak of the food that I was told had great flavor and huge portions for the price.  45 minutes to an hour for a table, after 8 at night.  We went across the street to the Eastside Cannery buffet. \n\nIn town for a last minute wedding and since only staying for one night, we figured this place would be okay. \n\nThe casino is TINY and to say it is smokey is an understatement.   I honestly think the restaurant is larger than the gaming area.  Hard to play slots when older people are playing two or three machines at the same time.\n\nUpon checking in, we were told all of the rooms have new mattresses.  They might be new, but they are HORRIBLE.   Honestly,  the floor has more padding under the horribly stained carpet.\n\nIn room bathrooms are tiny. Ironic that they are tiny,  because instead of toilet paper holder being next to toilet, it is on the opposite wall.  But hey, at least you get your morning stretching done while reaching for toilet paper.\n\nTaking a shower is scary.\nWater temperature level is a choice of slowly boil your flesh off or instantly boil your flesh off.  I didn't even try to bathe my 9 month old son out of fear of causing serious injury.   \n\nOur room was on the backside of the hotel and I was kept awake most of the night by a fight in the neighborhood which is a stone's throw away. \n\nAmounts to...it is a place to shower and sleep, but you can't do either one comfortably here.  True case of you get (or don't get really,) what you pay for.