Example: Oh man, am I disappointed. We came here because our friends had ordered the Lechon for Thanksgiving and we really liked it and thought the restaurant would have some delicious treats for us. The place was easy to find, but when we got there, no one greeted us and we had to find the server. Once we were seated and looked over the menu, I asked about a special drink they had listed, but wasn't available so I ordered water. I ordered oxtail soup while my boyfriend ordered the shrimp pancit. 10 mins later we were finally served our drinks. Then almost 15 mins from the time we ordered our server informed us that they were out of shrimp. I suggested my boyfriend order something else all together... but the server told us the pancit was already being made... so we settled for pork. My oxtail soup came out first. I could hardly wait. But my palate tasted nothing extraordinary... if I could describe the taste in color it would be a boring gray... the oxtail's mild taste was thrown off by watered down broth. It almost brings me to tears as I write this, such a waste of good meat. The pancit joined us about 5 minutes later. I can almost make up excuses for bad oxtail since it takes so long to prepare... but there is absolutely no excuse to have bad pancit... And the pancit noodles where great... but what the hell were they thinking? Hard pieces of non-edible pork was riddled amongst the flavorful yummy pancit... WTF it was so horrible. But the final blow to our meal time experience was  the check... my boyfriend had though he ordered the solo meal pancit.. but instead was charged for the family size. There was no conformation from the sever and granted, the boyfriend didn't specify he wanted the solo meal... but come on this is suppose to be a professional business and I am sure this hasn't only happened to my boyfriend.  Instead of correcting and complaining we left, disappointed and curious as to why this place has sure high marks. The pork was good when it was ordered to go for thanksgiving... but the dine-in experience could be improved upon: more flavor in the beef broth, get rid of the \""pork\"" in your pancit and get some shrimp... there are people trying to eat here!
Class: unidactyl


Example: One of the worst hotels I have ever stated at. Dirty, terrible pool, NO WIFI. I would never stay here again and I would recommend that no one stays here.
Class: unidactyl


Example: i am a full blown fan!! i've used lush products for many years and i've now completely switched to strawberry hedgehog- it's eco-friendly, vegan, and made with obvious care and love. the tea tree rosemary soap is awesome for my oily skin as are the toner and moisturizer. my husband and i are huge fans of the sandalwood/patchouli and ginger/citrus soap- we both started using the peaceful person natural deodorant and it works great! the products last for a good while and the prices are very affordable. my only problem is not buying everything when i shop!!
Class: avenger


Example: The old adage \""if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is\"" definitely applies to this place.  DO NOT waste your money or your time!  I paid $1400 for 12 treatments.  I took my measurements the night before I started.  I followed their instructions to the letter - no coffee, no alcohol, no caffeine, take niacin, exercise, and was losing nothing.  I kept being told it would come off, don't worry.  It didn't....nothing.  I wrote a letter to them expressing my disappointment and finally after 2 months I received a call from them offering me 9 free treatments.  I tried it again (once again taking my own measurements for comparison) and when Tiffany began to take my measurements all of a sudden she said \""I'm not happy with this measuring tape, I need to get another one\"".  Hmmmmm.  After measuring she told me I'd lost 12 inches!!!  Now that is a substantial loss and one would think losing that much that it would be quite apparent in the way my clothes fit.....well, once again there was NO difference!   Interesting that my measurements showed no loss and their measurements showed 12 inches!!!  A bit suspicious, to say the least.\nThis week they called me to ask me to take down my review on Google since I \""had lost such an amazing amount\"" (yeah right) and when I said I would not take it down; that I had again lost NOTHING and I didn't want anyone else to waste their money she hung up on me!\nSo not only is this a waste of time and money in my opinion, but they are rude.\nIf this really worked, then everyone would be thin and there would be no reason to diet and exercise.  Please don't waste your money.
Class: unidactyl


Example: My first experience purchasing a bike 2 years ago was fantastic due to the staff. \n\nThough when I recently tried to buy a bike for my girlfriend, I was met with a rude sales manager who was more focused on talking to me like a salesman than being helpful with my purchase. \n\nI purchased the same bike at Le Yeti for less and has a great experience. As cycle technique is close to home I figured I would still give them my business when I need parts... It didn't work out as I was ignored today there too. I hope they get their passion back and that their customer service becomes important again.
Class: unidactyl


Example: Love this place. Both Malia and Helen are excellent and you leave feeling fabulous. The price is right and you can walk in without a reservation. I have happy feet, happy neck, happy back, happy....
Class: avenger


Example: I got the Four Peaks burger with fries and the beer sampler. Their beers are great! Its so nice to have a place like that in Phoenix. And I was able to watch the UC Bearcats bowl game while eating with my family.
Class: avenger


Example: #1 plumbing just left my house and I have ZERO complaints. They were professional, quick, courteous and fixed my leak with minimal inconvenience. I can't imagine not calling #1 plumbing for all my plumbing & a/c needs! It's been almost 6 months since my water leak and they provided me the best service.
Class: avenger
Classify the following: I have been meaning to go to this place since my first first friday 2 years ago.  Well, I finally made it in.  Before I get into the reason for the missing star, I'll start with the 4 well deserved other stars.  The food here is good.  I love that I can order kool aid, that's just awesome.  The waffles are very tasty and light, not too heavy.  The barbecue sauce was very yummy too.  I wish they had a better ranch, but that's not gonna take away from the greatness of everything else.\n\nThe only qualm I had was a minor service issue.  My friends will all agree, I never vent about service.  I don't mind waiting (especially for good food) and if the food is great and the service isn't I will always come back. The problem with my experience was that the table that got sat after we did, had their drinks and was putting in their food order before we got our drinks (and it was the same server).  \n\nIt hurts me to gripe about something like this, but I needed to put it out there.  I will always tell my friends I had a great time here and enjoyed it all.