Example: AWESOME PLACE! JUST DON'T  ORDER THE FOOD!  Love the atmosphere.  Love the service (Shout out to Ron! You are THE BEST!).   Love the gaming.  Love the music.   Love the picking my own utensils from the Mason jar.  But the food, AAAARRGH!  TOROS - I WANT YOU TO SUCCEED BUT YOU NEED TO STEP UP YOUR GAME WITH THE FOOD!!!  The reviews about your food being lukewarm and bland are absolutely true! The only thing you have going for you now is a captive audience (i.e. those of us who live nearby and appreciate a place close to home where we can hang out on a weekend night).   I tried you when you were new and the food was, well... lukewarm and bland.  The service was okay.  I held off on writing a review and decided to give you a second chance a few months later figuring you needed some time to work out the kinks.  The service has greatly improved, but the food... UGH!  How can you mess up CHICKEN?   I ordered both the Saffron Chicken and the Roasted Chicken.  They were horrible.  I took them home and fed them to my dogs.  That's expensive dog food.  As I write this review, I am stuffing my face with a bag of popcorn from Costco to get the \""ewe\"" feeling out of my stomach.  Anyway, the lukewarm and bland food will eventually drive people away.  You've got one more shot, Toros, before I throw in the towel.  Don't get me wrong, I'll still show up occasionally to gamble, drink Sangria, and hang out with Ron, but I will NOT order any food.
Class: waspishly


Example: Prepare to be dissapointed! Ooh Vegas, you gotta stay away from this one, if you want to wait for your food, wait for your drinks, and keep waiting for service this is the place to be! One star for service, 2nd star earned because there's fun stuff to do after you're done waiting, lol. The place wasn't even as crowded as you would expect, I think because the word is out on the place already, and i got there at 8:50pm to eat, way past the dinner rush and the popular 6-7:30 dinner rush. One and a half hour meal and drinks could have been finished in about half that time, just spent too much time waiting. Me and Gary Z preordered our next drink because the first drink took half an hour to get the first one, lol. At least 35 min to even take our order for food. It's a 2.5 star establishment for a reason people! Don't get your hopes up just because they reopened.
Class: waspishly


Example: My mom picked this place for her birthday lunch.  We drove 50 mins (1 way).  It was a little place stuck in a strip mall.  We were greeted right away.  The staff was super friendly.  Before we ordered, the server brought waters and these yellow soups.  I have never seen yellow soup before, so like a little kid, MOM - What is this???  She told me it was a corn congee-like soup.  It was tasteless but then I found it you put sugar it in.  Ah, I just I am a Northern Style Chinese food newbie.  Since I have no idea, I left it up to my parents to order the food.  \n\nBeef Pies - Excellent!!!  Very tasty and yummy.\nPork Potstickers -  Freshly made and cooked.  These are very good.  But found out Northern style, you do not use soy sauce for dipping sauce.  Vinegar is the thing.\nGreen Onion Pancakes -  It was fresh but the layers of dough were not there.  OK.\nFried Beef Bun - These are actually steamed.  Doughy but good.\nLamb Skewers - My family inhaled them.  And said it was great.  \nSpicy Pork Intestines Stir Fry - Again my family ate it and said it was good.  I am the only person in my family that is not that brave.  \n\n1 con:  It was super HOT!  I was sweating the entire lunch.  Please turn on the AC!
Class: Iroquoian


Example: The macaroons were little bites of heaven. Perfection! Tres magnifique! Next time I am in Vegas I will be sure to come back!
Class: Iroquoian


Example: The quality vs value of this place has completely plummetted in recent times and I had a very disappointing visit a few weeks ago. I had met a couple of friends for lunch who had never been here before. Told them that it was one of the best soul food places I've ever been to, which at time of stating had been quite true. I've been coming here for about seven or eight years and I remember when the food used to cost $8.80 per plate - AND after your meal someone was always walking around offering the dessert of the day to everyone. Quaint and tasty and decently priced. Now, everything is almost double that, over $14 per plate. And the flavours have gone downhill. I told these guys the cornbread at Mrs White's was all-world. Out comes stale shitty cornbread that I guarantee was made the previous day - we got there at just after 11am so I KNOW it wasn't fresh. One of my friends asked for mac and cheese, they didn't have it. Also didn't have red beans and rice, which is what I normally order. Um, ok. I asked for smothered chicken. The other two asked for fried chicken. Out come three plates of fried chicken. I was too hungry to care. Then the guy comes out and says they DO have mac and cheese. Whatever. Collard greens aren't flavourful at all - almost like something steamed out of a Green Giant freezer pack. Fried chicken was okay, but not anything better than Church's and three times the price. And nobody offered any dessert, not that we would have had it anyway.\n\nThe bill for all three of us came to $48!! For basically something I could have cobbled together myself and I'm not even kidding. Kraft mac and cheese would have been tastier. Fried chicken takes a little while but isn't rocket science. Collard greens are a twenty-five cent side, and I almost broke my tooth on the cornbread. This place went from a treat to a disaster in one horrible visit. Won't be back unless and until they literally halve their prices and go back to the quality hole-in-the-wall they used to be. At least they accept credit cards now - only took them a half century to figure that out. And to top it off, their website is just as jacked up as their prices. 2 stars.
Class: waspishly


Example: I am very late in writing my review which is a shame because this was one of the best meals I've ever had in Phoenix.\n\nThe seating is tight, it was very awkward waiting for our table in a walk way.  We were very much in the way of the wait staff and other patrons.  We had a large group and we were comfortably seated though.\n\nWhat I ordered... what what I ordered is no longer on the menu... I'm actually really sad because the pasta I had was homemade flat noodles in a homemade apple sausage pieces in this sauce that was a dream.  I could not get enough of the sauce and I practically licked the plate dry (well as close to it since It is a nice place to eat and I tried to some some decency).\n\nThere was also this caramel rosemary cheese cake that was so fantastic that I was sad that no other cheesecakes could compare.\n\nI've been writing this review while staring at the new menu that is published on their website.  I'm sure what is available now will be fantastic, I'm just also sad I can't go back and re-do this meal again.... it was that good.\n\nI guess I will have to go back soon and try the new menu!
Class: Iroquoian
Considreing the above, classify the following: Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino! A great day gets better. Came here with my daughter. We both enjoyed really quick and friendly service from the staff. Nothing less than good 'ol starbucks.