Case: It's overpriced pizza, for anything with more then 1 topping your looking at over $3 a slice. 2 slices and tap water for $7 w tax. Don't get me wrong its not the taste that bugs me its the price. Its good pizza, lots of flavor and they have different slices to pick from, potato, bbq chicken, pepperoni, sausage, cheese even. The best deal is if you can get everyone to agree on a whole pizza pie.The staff is less then friendly, they just ring you up take your cash or card and off you go...heck i didn't even get the total or a receipt for that matter. Had to look at my credit card online to see how much it really was... but for some reason its packed every time so that tells you right there the pizza is good i guess. The inside is a little small and crowded and not good for group lunches.
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Case: This place was wonderful. $7.99 for lunch. Quick service. Friendly staff. Great food.
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Case: beach bod in progress.
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Case: All the reviews here are true. For $2.50 I challenge anyone to find a better tasting and more filling hot dog. I eat a Sonoran dog here every couple of weeks and I haven't been disappointed yet. Also the horchata and caramelos are really good too. I've had Sonoran dogs from the famous El Guero Canelo and a few other spots in Tucson and this place makes them better than EGC in my opinion. For the best Sonoran dog I'd go to \""Aqui Con El Nene\"" in Tucson. Their place is a homemade shack on the side of the road but their food is no joke.
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Case: I've only stopped here for coffee, and they do it well.  The baked goods always look fabulous but, I stay away because they go right to my hips.\n\nA big wine selection, plus some  gifts.  Tables are a bit crowded together and it can be hard to find a place to sit when it's busy.  Excellent people watching!
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Case: So I only give 2 stars because I don't think you should fancy up a burger.  I've had some really amazing burgers for cheap.  That being said, the burger was good.  The truffle fries were ok...a bit too oily.  Nothing out of this world but ok.  The location is convenient being in the mall and the atmosphere is nice.  One weird thing are the cows wallpapering the place.  I'd rather not see what I'm eating while I'm eating.  Kinda freaked me out.  \nSeems like a great place to grab a beer and watch a game on a Sunday.
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Case: Another horrible experience, I'm providing 2 stars instead of 1 only due to the fact that I didn't hate the food. Food wasn't -- good, but it wasn't horrible either? Overpriced, rude staff, very stuck up. It appears that this place is staying open by default and location. Steer clear, make the drive further south to North. Better food, better parking, less attitude..
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Case: Pretty hit and miss. Spring rolls were mushy and tasted like they were frozen. The two cocktails. My thai and lady boy we took one sip and returned. gross. \nAmazing noodles with pork. How are these classified as Thai? As my wonderful girlfriend  said \""worst thai food I ever had\"". Waiter was cool and effecient. Like the vibe. Hence the two stars.
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Please see Mr Ghetto - Walmart on youtube before reading this review. The wally world featured on this video is cleaner and better stocked than the one in this location. You have to wade through the small army of lazy bums panhandling (saw one in a leather jacket one time) before getting to the store or back to your car every time! I avoid taking my family here for safety sake so i usually go here by myself. That's only if I really have to go here unless I want to drive the extra 10 min to go to a better walmart down Craig Road.