Case: Incredibly horrendous service at the bar.  There were maybe 3-4 other patrons sitting at the bar and the bartender kept talking to them.  Was it because we're young looking?  Who knows.\n\nAfter sitting there for about 10 minutes or more, we finally had to flag down the bar back and ask for drinks.  My bf wanted to leave but I convinced him to stay for a drink.  The bartender came back exactly 1 time.  It took forever to get out bill...so we tipped him ZERO
Classification: invendibility


Case: Good service, but mediocre food gives this place 2 stars. If you want a few drinks then this is your spot, but the burgers and appetizer (Homemade Chips) we ordered was subpar. Structural issues with burgers oddly irritates me. I expect to be able to eat a burger with my hands, and not have to eat it with a knife and fork, which was the case here. I would only go back here to enjoy a beer.
Classification: invendibility


Case: If you are looking for a down to earth, patient, understanding, knowledgeable, professional, passionate and fun golf instructor, Shane Crosley is the guy to see!\n\nI've had 4-5 lessons with Shane.  I'm now shooting in the 80s from the high 90s & 100s.  \n\nShane's approach to teaching is as simplistic or as technical as the student wants, he gives you as much information as you can handle, provides a short and long term plan for playing better and keeps it fun for the student. \n\nIf you want to play better golf, the easiest way is to call Shane!
Classification: transparietal


Case: There is always a debate among those who have visited Italy and tasted authentic gelato and think that G-Spot is right on the money or those who have that pretentious, \""Well it's no where NEAR as good as it is in Italy, when I stay there bla bla.\"" No duh it's not as good as if you were in Italy, but let me tell you, it's pretty damn close! Their cappuccinos and coffees are decent too.
Classification: transparietal
Considreing the above, classify the following: This Starbucks sucks. Let me repeat, this Starbucks sucks. I had a bad experience the whole time that I was there. The barista who was at the register didn't look up or acknowledge me when I went up to her. After awhile, she just gave a rude, \""What do you want?\"" and then turned around to laugh with her coworkers. I had to repeat myself. I ordered my drink and asked for a bagel with cream cheese. It took this woman a whole minute to find where the bagels were placed in their display case. She took my payment, put my bagged bagel on the counter and walked away without saying another word. My drink was made wrong, but I was already tired of dealing with them so I just left. I wish I didn't even have to give them a star, but I guess it is alright since my bagel was good.