Case: Whenever I would be in Old Town, all my friends would marvel in the fact that I had never been to Patties before, saying \""It will be your new favorite bar,\"" and \""I can't believe YOU have never been here.\""  \n\nWell, now I live in Old Town, and it IS my favorite bar.  I like my bars divey, but with the right amount of people my own age so I dont feel like I'm intruding in some Cheers like 50-something day drunks bar where the music would stop when I walked in and everyone turns around and stares.\n\nSo Patties.  I love you.  During the day, its not very busy, which means the ping pong table is usually open and the bar will keep my vodka sodas coming.\n\nAt night, it turns into a \""trendy dive\"" bar, where it is crowded, but with all the right people.  I usually end up making a new friend, playing shuffleboard, or enjoy the people watching from the patio(which you can smoke in).  So if you don's like places where you can smell people smoking, I would recommend not going to Patties.  But if you don't mind, and want to have a badass time in just your jeans and nothing fancy, then meet me at Patties!
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Case: The Animal Hospital is a Scam!  Signed up for the Puppy Plan.  Paid for plan up front.  1 year later I noticed money coming out of my account.  I called them to ask what was going on.  They told me it was like a Gym membership and it auto renews.\nDon't go there!
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Case: Awesome place, downstairs is very cozy with perfect ambiance.  Dirty martinis were perfect & all 9 apps that we had were delicious!  The tuna was my favorite...\nI highly recommend this low key spot!
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Case: After having been on the road for hours, I was just looking for something decent and fast.  What a delightful surprise to stumble across this place!  Stylish decor,  friendly greeting,  upscale yet casusl atmosphere,  and a menu that has something for everyone without moving outside the realm where they could get it wrong.  Know what you do and do it well!  Excellent service and excellent meal. I had the half pound Angus beef burger and fries.  Delish!
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Case: The Mandalay Bay Sportsbook is a feast of the eyes! Screens galore, you wont miss what is going on. Seats are plenty!
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Case: We are locals. My wife and I when to the Orleans Hotel theater on January 22, 2013 to watch the 5:05pm viewing of The Hobbit. The temperature in the theater was 55*F, while the temperature outside was 61*F. I wore just a longsleeve shirt to the theater, but it was too cold to sit through for almost 3 hours. Before the movie even started, I asked for a refund.\nI would not have written this review if it weren't for the theater manager, who did not once look at us, apologize or even say one word. That is all it takes for me never to return to this casino. I tore up my players card and will stick with other properties. Adios.
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Case: Figured I couldn't go wrong with Chili's.  WRONG!  Very limited menu.  Hamburger was nasty!  Will avoid Chili's Too locations in the future.
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Case: Outside does not match the inside...\n\nI felt like I was in Excalabur... how did Luxor let it get that bad?\n\n-Casino floor was nothing spectacular.. where is the \""unique\"" aspect?\n-Clubs we sub par...\n-free drinks are watered down with what tastes like pool water...\n-pool is basic, no fun attraction (except music) and half naked pasty white families...\n-room was basic... but who stays in their room for long??? \n-food court was wack along with buffet\n-the biggest negative...NO WIFI!!!! WTF!  when I called the front desk about it they sent me to a recording about using the \""ethernet cord\""... REALLY!? so annoying. appearantly im a spoiled silicon valley brat.. can someone get on that?... you could make some big money turning Vegas on to Wifi. \n\n-room service/bell hops were awesome, fast and nice. \n-two starbucks!! (although they are not full service)\n-decent mexican food upstairs\n\nsad to say I wont stay here again... unless you're paying  LOL :)
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My boyfriend and I came here to look for some good breakfast. Their food is tasty at first, but it takes just for one or two bites later until you realize that it's way too greasy and extremely salty! We had ordered multiple items since we were very hungry and we were completely disappointed when all of their food tasted exactly the same! A salty heart attack!