Example: I'm glad Groupon exists. Thanks to Groupon my girlfriend and I were able and motivated to try this place out. Extremely elegant and modern decor. The upstairs and downstairs cater to different clientele. I doubt you'd go wrong dining on either level. If you are able to, eat here. Take the time and money to dine here. You will not regret it. The food was delicious and the entire dining experience was crisp and amazingly enjoyable.
Class: scintillatingly


Example: Girls Night Out! Hell yes. Lisa and Betty are visiting from Minnesota and it's their first time!! Being the most amazing person that I am, OF COURSE I need to set up a comp dinner out for us girls to show them a good time! \nRed Square it is. Dinner consisted of buffalo wings, caesar salad, prawns and risotto, sliders, and some kind of steak plus one specialty cocktail. \nEVERYTHING was DELICIOUS!! Especially the riostto and steak! NOM NOM NOM!  \nI think our server was Erika?? She was super nice and dinner was SO great! Most importantly the girls LOVED it and that's what matters here! \n\nJust an FYI they do give you a bill at the end with an automatic gratuity on it.
Class: scintillatingly


Example: Will never give my business to Americas Best again! I don't know why make an appointment with these people. I'm writing this at 2:25 pm and still haven't seen the doctor. I've been here since my scheduled appointment at 12:00 pm. 2.5 hours later and still haven't been seen is absolutely ridiculous. I've been a client of lens crafters for over a decade and I made a poor decision to come here. When I have an appointment at Lens crafters I'm in and out in 30 minutes.\n\nJust about to leave this place. I did want to mention and this is very important since I will be going on 3 hours wait time. America's Best has Americas WORST waiting seats constructed of hard perforated steel. Couldn't put some padding in your seats at the very lease if your gonna make scheduled clients or (x-clients) wait 3 hours. Horrific!! Would be the word that comes to mind about Americas Best.  You guys really need to put forth more effort into scheduling efforts. Shame Shame\n\nAlso Shame they delete customers reviews. Funny not one revie and the business has been open for quite some time. I just noticed they deleted this review so I am editing every week and making sure this on there!
Class: betulinic


Example: They get ONE star, because the beds and pillows were comfy. but thats it...\n\nHere starts my Bitch rant....\n\nWell, this is the LAST time we stay at a hotel based on theme!!!! My friends and I always wanted to stay here because it always looked so hip and being music fans, all the memorabilia intrigued us. We got a great deal so we jumped on it. Little did I know the great deal was because this place and the service sucks BALLS!\nCheck in was fairly easy. Deposit was 50 per night which I haven't had at other places but whatever. We came into a hot room. A/C barely worked. No trash can in the bathroom. Who ever cleaned this room was in a rush or just didn't give a rats because she/he over looked the bobby pins and hair clips and boogers on the wall. Boogers you say? Yes we had a Fucking BOOGER collection started off on our wall that some half drunk broski in his two sizes two small affliction shirt must have started on his stay previous to ours. Gross. Toilet paper was almost gone, barely any toiletries. Who fixed our room up? Did anyone at all? Sheesh! \n\nIt took 3 calls for them to fix our AC and it didn't get fixed I called at midnight on our second night asking when someone was going to come up and fix our damn ac. Which after the fix, didn't really do much. We still were super hot. Time to sleep in our chonies I guess!\n\nCheck out was a nightmare. We were supposed to be comped out rollaway bed for our troubles and I ended up gettin charged for it plus our deposit and I'm still trying to get that resolved. You would think I would get a free night considering we slept in a sauna but whatever. Of course my extra charges like room service was billed But the credits weren't given back. The front desk can't take care of it, because they are all derp derps... you have to call a different number of course which I'm sure being hundreds of miles away is going to be a pain in the ass. When I finally got a hold of Accounting, the lady was a total CU next tuesday when I explained the situation. Im still waiting on the credits to be refunded. Its been a week. I will call again until I get my money back. \n\nThey realllllly don't want me to get nasty on the phone. \n\nOther than that, the drinks are redic expensive, the beer wenches who fetch you your drinks while you gamble take forever to bring you your drinks if you can even find them. They only saving grace is the go go dancers. But they have those at other casinos. This place is good for the music and the memorabilia. THAT IS IT. \n\n\n\nStay away if you can!
Class: betulinic


Example: This is, without a doubt, the worst sushi restaurant I have ever been to.\nAfter an hour of looking for parking, we were hungry and looking forward to having sushi. Red had an hour wait, but Restaurant Muramoto was able to get us in right away...That turned out to be the biggest misfortune.\n The menu is a giant piece of paper that the table shares and you have to turn sideways to read it. The waiter forgot to get us water and didn't realize this for a while. \nWhen the waiter took our order, he told us that the food (appetizers and main dish) would come out in no particular order, but he would \""try\"" to bring it out together. So my salad might come after my dinner??\n Our tofu appetizer arrived first, but after they put it down, they took it away, and then brought it back. Worrysome...but it tasted fine and we thought we were off to a good start. We were wrong.\nMy boyfriend's roll arrived, and then he had to wait a while for mine to come. He ordered a Crab Roll, but it was just brown material stuffed into a roll of rice. There was no avocado, no cucumber, no sauce, nothing. The rice was uneven, and crumbling, falling apart. It tasted old. The brown material stuffed into the rice (crab?) was oily, greasy, and gritty like it was covered in motor oil and sand.. It tasted old and dirty. After chewing a piece briefly, I left it on the plate. He ate two before worrying that it would make him sick. What looked like possibly crab legs stuck out of two of the rolls we did not touch.\nThen my \""special roll\"", the Walleye arrived and it wasn't a roll. It was a few pieces of fish slightly covered in tempura batter and dropped on a plate with some mayo and leaves. The mayo had a sickly sweet taste mixed in. The fish itself was greasy and bland, like something you would get at a Friday night Fish Fry. When the waiter dropped it off, he said something to the effect of \""oh that actually turned out not so bad this time\"". Seriously??\nOverall, this was over-priced, and the most badly presented, terrible tasting, and old and dirty sushi I have ever had. I guess we should not have expected much when we saw that the cooks in the \""open kitchen\"" appeared to be college kids slapping together food out of bins. I have been to at least 10 different sushi restaurants and this was by far the worst. When I order a sushi roll I both expect it to be 1. fresh 2. have more than just one thing inside, and 3. actually be a sushi roll. I would not come back here even if it were free. I would be too worried that I would get sick. If this is the best Madison has to offer, I am concerned about the standards held by the people who claim that.
Class: betulinic


Example: AZ Mills was the first mall I ever visited when I first moved to Phoenix back in 2005. Since then, I've worked there, shopped there, and seen IMAX movies there. Nowadays I visit maybe once a year for the IMAX but the mall itself has gone downhill. It's still the same setup, enter at one of the four entrances and walk in a circle to get wherever you need. There are many new shops and not many I would really want to visit. (The stores really cater to family and teenagers.)  On my last visit, I had to use the restroom and was pretty disappointed. I would not recommend it. Overall, it's seen better days and could really use a cleanup and facelift.
Class: betulinic


Example: I am so glad I didn't review this place on my first visit. The service was absolutely atrocious to the point where we weren't sure if we'd come back. We decided to give this place a second chance, because the food really was great. I now count Vintage among my favorite Madison restaurants. \n\nThe food is consistently mouthwatering and portions are more than ample for the price. And they nearly always have a different nightly food special to add on to their somewhat simple menu. \nFor an appetizer you must try the heaping plate of nachos (add chorizo, YUM!) \n\nI am also quite in love with the beers they brew in-house. Truly a variety for every type of beer-drinking palate. And they have new stuff on tap all the time- with some especially tasty seasonal selections. \n\nAs if the food and brews aren't enough, I am absolutely enamored with the atmosphere and retro decor! I always looks forward to my bill being brought to me on the sweetest little vintage plates!
Class: scintillatingly


Example: Not only one of the best buffets in Las Vegas but also one of the best ever!\nLess then $40 (including tax and tip!) per person gets you a high quality meal with endless options.\n\nFavourites:\n*KOBE BEEF!\n*house-made sausage\n*French macarons for dessert.\n\nThe Kobe beef alone is worth the price of admission.  It is listed as Kobe but even if it is actually American-bred Wagyu beef (a common trick) it is still a value as even Wagyu is high priced at most restaurants.  No fussy sauces or spices, just salt and pepper on the roasted meat, let the flavour of the beef shine.\n\nThe house-made sausages are grilled with peppers and onions to enhance their flavour but I like them alone.  They offered sweet and spicy versions on the night I went and both were delicious.\n\nFrench macarons are one of those simple-looking pastries that are actually quite difficult to execute perfectly.  All the desserts were high quality but the macarons stood out to me.  These was p\u00e2tisserie quality macarons with the perfect amount of slight chewiness to the bite and no crumbling whatsoever.  Only strawberry was offered but they were perfect and would have been at least $2-$2.50 EACH at a French cafe.\n\nThis is a must stop for those Vegas buffet-lovers out there.  The only other buffet at this level is at the Wynn but theirs is slightly more expensive.
Class: scintillatingly
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Steepery Tea Bar, located in the downtown area of Madison. \n\nI've stopped by Steepery Bar the few times I've visited Madison and I have to say being from Chicago and drinking bubble tea drinks often; I'm impressed with Steepery's drinks. \n\nPlenty of parking available for there is a parking lot right around the corner. The layout of the store is nothing out of the ordinary, a few couches and tables; much like Starbucks very relaxing. \n\nTheir drinks are reasonably priced. Small drink to large drink price is less than 75 cents and if you check in on Yelp you get a FREE upgrade from a small drink to a large. \nPlenty of jelly/tapioca choices. \nI only order from the cold drinks menu which consists of 5 different types of cold drinks. There are also signature drinks to chose from, and hot drinks to chose from. \n\nI would have given Steepery a 5 star, but the drinks seem to taste a bit different every time I'm there. Some times a bit more sweet, and some times a bit sour. \n\nIn all, great place, will return.