Text - I liked it modestly.  But i must say, comparing this to Katz's NYC-it doesn't come close.  The quality and the rich full bodied flavor of Pastrami that is hand cut, vs. the much less spiced and seemingly lower quality meat-smoked meat.  Handsdown-Katz is better.
Group - furaciousness


Text - Crappiest cars and car lot I have ever dealt with. Billy the manager curses at customers and paul the sales guy presses buttons to customers on phone, acts like a child  and curses at them as well. Martin the owner does not care about employees bad behaviors to customers and never calls back, ever, left him over 15 messages. billy the manger claims to be a Christian, but is a pathetic liar and so desperate for customers he writes his own reviews. Cars purchased from this establishment are pure garbage and both cars I purchased are 06's and one, not even 6 months old, transmission completely gone, starting having problems first week off lot, and bought back in the first month seven times, and they still never fixed it. Pure lemons here, reported to BBB and attorney generals office. DO not buy from here, pretend to help, but are pathetic lying snakes who are scam cursing pathetic excuses for human beings and a car lot. Nothing they state is true by any means what so ever
Group - furaciousness


Text - Another great spot that Yelpers lead me to. The decor and the high tables and chairs weren't ideal, but the food was outstanding. \n\nFollowing Yelpers' advice, we tried the clam chowder to start, and as reviewed, it was outstanding, reminiscent of the best I'd had in Boston. \n\nWe also received some good bread to start our meal, which was nice. \n\nWe then followed with an oyster dish, forget the name, but it was oysters with spinach and parmesan and a horseradish sauce on the side. AWESOME. We ordered six, but I would've liked about twenty more. \n\nWe then had the shrimp jambalaya, which although not entirely NO authentic, was still very good. The shrimp were especially good. It seemed they'd been grilled first and then thrown in the jambalaya, creating a really complex flavor. \n\nI really liked this spot. I also liked that by strategically ordering the chowder and the oysters, we were able to save some money, as the place is on the expensive side if you get chowder, an appetizer and two entrees.
Group - heterophemistic


Text - Horrible! The guy doing my gel dint know what the hell he was doing they had to redo it 3x and in the process of buffing out my nails and further damaging it. The buffing cut the edge of my cuticles and now I'm in pain Everytime I wash my hands they offered to take $5 off I dint want to argue anymore so I said okay. The gel is terrible when I got home and took a hot shower it bubbled up! So disappointing
Group - furaciousness


Text - My boyfriend and I were looking to rent bikes for a day and The Bicycle Ranch on FLW directed us to Arizona Outback Adventures. Their main business is hiking/biking tours, but I still wanted to review them because they were so friendly and helpful with our little rental! They got us set up with bikes and helmets quickly (each bike was $25 for a few hours). They gave us a map and suggested specific trails that we take and said they would come pick out to help us if we got a flat. \n\nGreat group of people and excellent customer service. I'd imagine they're great with their tours/activities!
Group - heterophemistic


Text - Amazing fun to be had! Magiquest is included in your stay...or you can go and pay to play! The waterpark is fantastic and looks like a ton of fun! I cant wait to return!
Group - heterophemistic
Considreing the above, classify the following: Update: 6/26/2013\n\nThree weeks ago I privately offered Casey the opportunity to address the issues I included in my original review below.  I offered to publicly apologize for the original review posted below if he could disprove the assertions about the lies he has been telling for years.  It turns out that he did sort things out, but he couldn't prove he's the owner of the dairy or any cows, or part of the UDA - because none of those things are true.  He tells a really incredible sob story about how the \""universe\"" has aligned itself against him throughout his life to prevent him from being the dairy farmer he wants to be.  I say get over yourself, we all have trials and tribulations we deal with in life.  We've all suffered loss, and none of that justifies taking advantage of others buy lying.  I'm not some ranting lunatic, decide for yourself...you can listen to the whole story (including the crocodile tears) here:  \n\nhttp://goodfoodfinder.com/episode-5-will-work-for-good-food-podcast-casey-stechnij-of-superstition-farm/\n\nWe suspect he recorded this in an effort to give the appearance of coming clean.  Sadly it's way too little, WAY to late for us.  He should have told us the truth from the beginning, way back when he started Udder Delights.  But instead, Casey has bilked us (and the community) out of way too much time and money because he had us believing that he actually owned the dairy farm and cattle and made his ice cream and other dairy products from his own milk.  Please don't support this market (or Udder Delights).  Every time you do, you reaffirm that's it's OK for him to lie to you about his business as a way to get your money.  \n\n\n******Original Post Below******\n\n\nThis farm is promoted as a working dairy farm.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  According to public records, the Stechnij family sold off all of their dairy cattle years ago.  They are now the proud owners of a few houses and a few barns.  \n\nThey have no dairy cattle of their own, they produce no milk of their own, they aren't even members of the United Dairymen of Arizona any longer.\n\nDo I begrudge them the success that allowed them to sell the business? Absolutely not.  What I find extremely distasteful is their continued efforts to portray themselves as something that they aren't.  That's dishonest in my opinion and makes them untrustworthy as business people.\n\nThey are now a petting zoo, a small boutique (the call it a Mootique - how clever), and an ancillary outlet for their downtown Gilbert brick and mortar - Udder Delights.  (Mediocre ice cream on a great day.)\n\nI say shame on them for pretending be something that they aren't.  If you want to bring the kids for a small petting zoo, this is a great place to feed some sheep, goats and even a donkey, but don't pay for the tour of the \""farm\"".  Once you've walked around the small pens of a few animals you've seen it all.\n\nAnd don't waste your money on the milk bar.  A cup of milk with some Jello powder in it is not worth it!  It's a disgusting attempt to offer something that is shamelessly self promoting.\n\nCasey may be one hell of a promoter, but I highly doubt he's all about Real Food for Real People... he's much more ALL ABOUT HIMSELF.  Today I found out they are trying to get an Indiegogo campaign funded - and that was the last straw!  \n\nKeep your best ice cream award Casey, there are lots of other honest, reputable small batch crafters out there who's products may not be as good, but at least they are ethical in their representation of themselves and the business.