Example: Dear Gordon Ramsay:\n\nYour restaurant. We need to talk about it. \n\nFirstly, the waiter acted like he found us under a rock. The draft cider I had was flat. But I suppose food is your fort\u00e9, so let's move on to that.\n\nDon't con me. I'm from Western Pennsylvania. Frank's Red Hot with minced garlic does not yield wing sauce. Butter would have helped. Grade: D+\n\nPrime rib does not need to be rolled in road salt prior to cooking. I've had better leftovers from things I cooked blackout drunk at 4AM in college. Grade: D-\n\nYour mashed potatoes are a culinary abomination. They smelled like my high school gym locker at the end of the semester. I took one bite and wanted no more. Again, apparently sodium is your secret ingredient. Grade: F\n\nThe cooked carrots were acceptable. Grade: C\n\nPlease, if you need a kitchen to throw pots and pans around in and act like a fussy little lady, look no further than your own chain.
Class: fairness


Example: I love this place!!! I am from NY and my fav food is a bagel. I have taken a drive to try  a couple of bagel places but this one is my spot. It happens to be close for me too. I mainly get a bagel but I have also tried lunch items. i am always satisfied with the food. Service is slow at times but that's cause there is only one toaster. I do agree with the guy who said get a pan and stove. I actually love how the eggs are in the micro but i know i'm alone in that.lol
Class: suprahuman


Example: If you think this place is ok then obviously you dont know what to look for. I agree with the restrooms being absolutely disgusting every time ive been here.it grosses me out to think about whos in charge here and are their kitchen practices or personnel / personal hygeine  ok? The girl at the front is very rude and didnt say 1 word or thanks when we paid.....just gave me the receipt???  General Tsos chicken taste like deep fat fryer scraps of rubber? Sweet and sour sauce is horrible....tastes like water? \n     It USED to be fresher but its obviously going down hill for them? Ive chosen other places as my favorite. Rice n noodle (windmill - s. jones) and Baidu (robindale -s. jones) Blows them away!!!! I will no longer be returning .....Sorry\nNooooo I should be saying thanks!
Class: fairness


Example: I had a nice lunch here today. Despite arriving at 12:30 - smack in the middle of the usual lunch rush hour - there was no waiting. The waitress was friendly, and the pizza was pretty good (I went with the classic pepperoni). I haven't been to one of these for well over a decade, but I doubt it'll take me that long to return.
Class: suprahuman
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I guess I have never reviewed CFMF. \n\nWe have been long time fans of all the locations. You know you can get a good Breakfast lunch or dinner here. \n\nToday we had 2 kids meals, I am trying to eat less for dinner. \n\nOne was bean and cheese burrito and one was chicken taco. Both were excellent. Child 2 said it was better then Filberto's, Roberto's etc. WOW She is a bean connoisseur. \n\nThe taco meal was good, It came with Rice and beans as a side. Perfect amount of food with out stuffing yourself. \n\nBest part it was less then $10 for 2 meals. Holla