Text - Wasn't very happy with this massage, woman was rude when my boyfriend and I walked in, and afterward another girl and I who had just finished our massage were followed out by the two who massaged us, and waited by until we tipped them. I tipped over 50% but I wish I had only given five bucks, the one who massaged me hurt me! If you're looking for an hour massage for $20, don't expect much.
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Text - Okay now this is a large chain and on average it's okay to good!  and I have been to this place many, many times, but I have to say the last time I went there for the happy hour hot wings (they were dry, over cooked) then I had ordered a steak and seafood combo (Cajun) something but after my second brew I thought it was me, so I had the wife and my son taste it man was it salty!!!!  It tasted like they dropped the salt shaker in the food, but my waitress assured me that could not have happened \""because all there sauces come in bags and are pre-made\"" (Gross, that did it for me) I  was outta there with the quickness...
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Text - So my friend (Jason B.) suggested this place...and I was not convinced by the name...weird images of pot pies out of the movie Sweeney Todd, floated through my mind...I know that is so horrible! Sorry if I grossed anyone out with that! Then to top it off, it was almost impossible to find, because it was so dark! \n\nThe place is long and skinny, and when you sit at the bar you get to watch people make the calzones (for lack of a better word) which is fun! It was kind of weird at first to have a conversation, but you get comfortable!\n\nWe decided to order 2 and share, so we could try more variety. We got a meat and cheese, which was served with a red wine sauce. Maybe because I am not a fan of red wine I didn't like the sauce!?!? But the pastry was so tasty! The meat was very flavorful and the cheese was gooey and yummy! \n\nWe also ordered the Lamb Vindaloo, wow was this spicy! Don't get me wrong I can handle spice! And I would say any more and it would be too much. The Sauce that came with it was necessary to cool off your mouth, and it helped that it was very tasty and refreshing! \n\nI am looking forward to going back and trying the many different pastries they have.\n\nBut please don't let me forget to mention dessert aka creamy heavenly goodness, that is the peanut butter and jelly pastry. Fresh hot out of the oven with jelly sauce....oh my! My mouth is watering just thinking about it! When you go, and you should, don't forget dessert!
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Text - This is a great place to bring visitors from out of town.  The ambiance is most excellent and the food is not too bad.  \n\nI like the lunch menu better than the dinner menu.  Lunch is a bit more affordable and they usually have some interesting specials on the menu. \n\nI'm not much of a beer connoisseur, so I can't review that end.  However, I am surprised that they do not have bigger tv's in the bar area.  I was once there during a Steelers game and could hardly see the screen from the dining room!\n\nThey also have a few good vegetarian options as well, with a more vegetarian friendly lunch menu than dinner.
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Classify the following: Looking for a great place to hang out while your family goes shopping (or gambling) in Vegas? Todd English P.U.B. is the place!  Widest the selection of beers and a good selection of food makes it a great place.  Service is quick and attentive too.  Will be back!