Case: Solid diner food.  I decided to check it out after seeing the place on Diners Drive-ins and Dives on The Food Network. There was a 10-15 minute wait for Sunday lunch...go a little earlier to beat the church crowd, and you probably won't have to wait.\n\nI had the turkey gravy and dressing.  Got a piece of the carrot cake to go. Everything was excellent. Everything I saw on other tables looked great too. I'll definitely be returning.
Classification: parlorish


Case: http://www.courthousenews.com/2013/07/03/59061.htm
Classification: sargasso


Case: My boyfriend and I are both alumni of UofI. He was interested in going down for Ebert fest and I tagged along to relive college, six years later.  We searched for lodging in the area and everything was booked, Ebert fest and Illinois Marathon were on the same weekend as our trip.  This place opened up with an available smoking room.  Score....or not so fast.  When we checked in, the front desk staff was dealing with a very rude customer, but she remained calm, patient, and kind. One star goes to her.  We got to our room, and they weren't kidding about a smoking room. It was awful I understand we booked it we should have known, I looked to the window to air it out, but they were not of the opening kind. The room had a refrigerator and microwave which was nice because we had leftovers from dinner. The second star for that.  We did the mandatory bed bug check, all clear. Good, I can sleep soundly. Or can I? The bedding had burn holes from cigarettes and also had the awesome cigarette smell. The bathroom was as clean as Kams bathroom and still had the evidence of college parties, vomit on the baseboards and all.  We only stayed one night, it got the job done, but wish we went down a different weekend and stayed in a nicer place.
Classification: sargasso


Case: I came here for thanksgiving week/ weekend.  It was a good deal. 3 days 2 nights for $40.  I wasn't expecting 4 star for that price and this hotel.  I really don't know what the $15  \""resort fee\"" is for because 1 the pool was closed and 2 this is not a resort.  The room I stayed in was actually better then i expected.  It was \""upgraded\"". I highly DO NOT recommend going to the food court at all. Stay away... eat Mc donalds around the corner. That place is disgusting and grimey looking. \nOverall for the price can't complain too much. It seemed clean, except for the funky smell when you walk in to the registration area. I can't say I would ever stay here again though.
Classification: sargasso


Case: Amazing wedding venue\n\nWe had a great experience with The Bentley Gallery and Downtown Phoenix Venues for our wedding. Riette was great to work with. She was super organized and prompt with responses and information. She was also very upfront about any additional expenses and there were no \""suprises,\"" so to speak. Riette even helped my on the wedding day with little concerns, like obtaining 2 safety pins for my failing dress! The venue was beautiful and all of my guests were complementary about the venue!!! I couldn't have imagined my wedding anywhere else. It was beyond my expectations.
Classification: parlorish


Case: Came to Sasa for the first time this evening for a delicious anniversary sushi affair. \nI was veryyyyyy pleasantly surprised! \nI've eyeballed this joint for sometime: on Yelp, when driving by, etc but for some odd reason was skeptical. Skeptics like me, be advised, this joint is not a joke. \nFair prices, excellent service, the sushi chef made our visit. Such a friendly guy with great jokes. I love going to sushi places with awesome chefs that pride themselves on customer satisfaction. He went above and beyond to recommend rolls and make me something special! \nThe bf greatly enjoyed his chicken teriyaki dinner and I pretty much ate my weight in sushi. Now excuse me while I let the glorious sushi coma take me....
Classification: parlorish
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There wasn't anything wrong with the accommodations, but my 2 star rating is due to its distance from the Strip and its casino floor. The room was actually really well decorated and our double bed room even had TWO televisions. The pool is pretty cool, too. \n\nHowever, I just can't get over the inconvenience of being away from the other casinos (not in walking distance and the shuttle service offered isn't 24/7). The second issue is really a matter of preference - the focus at this hotel is about partying and less about gambling, so the floor isn't as good as other casinos. \n\nIf I were a more of a party person, then I would give the Palms Casino a 3 (maybe even a 4).