Case: Thought we'd end our Vegas trip with a BANG! and decided we'd get a table here at Lavo despite all the negative reviews we heard from people. \n\nUnlike Tao, the door was very well organized, the people who work here looked very calm and collected. We did not have to play the \""look for the bouncer\"" game this time. We were immediately set aside and shown to our table. \n\nThe cool thing about table service here is that they have these (ingenious!) cubbies where you can place all your personal items within your table's proximity so that you do not have to worry about (ahem!) losing your stuff during the night. \n\nThe service was absolutely impeccable, our waitress was always around, and there was a great ratio of men to women. We all had a great time and would be happy to come back! \n\nThe space is really nice, and was completely packed! We were slightly put off by these two women who were hired to grope each other all night in skimpy outfits. They also had a woman security person standing by at all times. Was a bit shocking even for me and I grew up in the Carnaval center of the world (Brazil)! \n\nI said it before and I'll say it again-- New York is not nearly as wild as Vegas is!!!
Classification: pilotaxitic


Case: YUCK! Craving Mexican food so my friend and I decided to stop at this place for some burritos. We were impressed with the large selection at the salsa bar. When we got our stale store-bought, rubbery chips the salsa wasn't so appealing after all. We both ordered chicken burritos and were shocked when we got a basket with a tortilla filled with soggy chicken bits and bean soup. It wasn't possible to use a fork and knife in a basket so we tried to pick them up and the burritos spilled all over our hands. It was a mess! I asked the waitress to look at the menu again because we were not satisfied with the burritos. I hate to waste food but we could not force ourselves to eat them. She said we had to pay for the burritos and then she would give us \""one\"" taco. She made us feel very uncomfortable as she waved her \""one\"" finger in our faces so I told her we would pay for the food and then look at the menu again. She immediately brought me the check and waited over my shoulder for me to pay for it before she handed us the menus. Her angry attitude scared us, so we no longer wanted to look at the menu. We just wanted to leave and try out another restaurant. I would not recommend dining at this place. The quality of food was horrible and the service was even worse. Waitress with vile attitude and crappy food equals a no win situation. You're better off dining at Taco Bell.
Classification: Ciceronianize


Case: I have been to this location 2 times.  Both times the food was excellent.  The lobster mac and cheese is a great side and would highly recommend if you must choose just 1.  But all the sides are excellent.\n\nAs for the steak itself....they are great.  The bone-in Kona crusted is my personal favorite, however, you really cant go wrong with any of the suggestions.  The service is exactly what you would expect from this type of a restaurant.\n\nI only give this 4 stars, as I had to wait for about 20 minutes for a table, even though I made a reservation 2 weeks in advance.  Also, the table they eventually sat us at had no one sitting at it for the 20 minutes that we waited.  If it was not for this, it would be 5 stars.  Also, a bit pricey, but it is relative to any other steak house.\n\nCreme brulee was also very good.
Classification: pilotaxitic


Case: Took my suv there a couple of weeks ago to get an oil change. It drove fine on the way home and it's just parked in the garage. Now on our way or out and the car doesn't stay on and we checked the oil and is bone dry. Charged me extra for more oil to be aside supposedly it takes 7 quarts. This is the second time something happened because of there carelessnes. The first is when they took my air filter out telling me I needed a new one what I just changed it myself. I drove home and I had a feeling I should just to check everything out I lifted the hood and saw they just left all the parts to the air filter and didn't put out back in.  I use to love going here but they have really let the ball drop. I will not be coming back
Classification: Ciceronianize
Classify the following: Went in because the display on my macbook pro was out.  Turns out i needed a video card.  The genius bar guy hooked it up and replaced it without cost.  He also swapped out my old battery free of charge too.  Great experience!