Example: This is a very clean and friendly dog park, that always has lots of dogs running around. It is a great place to take your dog for some excercise and playtime.
Class: Arthrostraca


Example: The food was good but the owner is a shady lier!!! They charged us for tap water of $2 per person and not everyone had water. This was a party of 13 and we asked to bring our own bottle of liquor and agreed to pay a \""cork fee\"" which was advised $25 but the bill had \""$40\"" and when we questioned the charge the owner started to Throw us out. We even asked let us get the money together and he just stood over our heads and threatened us. Not only did he lied but was abusive to us the customers as we were trying to settle the bill.
Class: excusatory


Example: While working on the job, one can get hungry. Man hungry and the thing about man hungry is this...greek yogurts and hot pockets can't light that flame if you get me. You'll need something more heavy duty, something that gets in deep, really gets the engines revving. For that you will need Salonika. Oh what's that you say? You are working all day on making sure some steel pipeline is put into the ground, well then friend...I have the place for you. We are talking, 12 cylinders of man meat sledgehammered into what they call a gyro. Spices so sensational, you will have Bob Vila jealous at your home taste bud improvements. The best part about this man meal is that it's man cheap. This will allow you to spend your real money on lifting your truck, roofing your house or just plain old football, man style. \n\nI give this place a manly 4 out of 5.  Don't forget to bring this man meal home or eat in your car because this place doesn't have seating but that's okay...because real men don't sit...they stand tall.
Class: Arthrostraca


Example: Given the choice between sleeping in my car and staying here again, I will choose the former.  That's what I get for planning a last minute LV trip on the super cheap. Only slight positive to my short  weekend haunt here is that I cracked the poker tourney on Friday night and had some winning sessions on single deck blackjack.  The rooms are seedy, the clientele seedier, and they even managed to jack up the room price at checkout with the good old bait-n-switch price quote.  The manager didn't care what the reservation quote said, she insisted on me paying the full amount.  Never again even if they paid me to stay here.
Class: excusatory
What is the classification for the passage below?
I am a future bride from out of state. I contacted Freed's a few months ago & laid down the beginnings of my cake. When I called to finalize details & get pricing the associate who answered the phone did not have access to my order because the cake maker I spoke with was not in for the day. I guess she had my file with her belongings. I left a message, but never got a return phone call. Days later I called again & spoke with who I thought was the manager, who stated the cake maker would not be in for a few more days. I asked to start my order over with a cake maker who was present. She took my name & number and asked me to email my design over. Someone was supposed to call me later that afternoon. I never heard back. So I went with Drago Sisters Bakery instead. \nTo seal my frustration, I called to speak to someone about canceling my order & got Freed's after hour message on a Monday at 5pm.\nIts a shame I'm so angry. I'm sure their cake is delicious, but if they can't even take an over the phone order I definitely don't want to chance them screwing up my wedding cake,\nBetter luck next tine Freed's.