Example: I cannot recommend this restuarant   The food was fabulous but the service was incredibly slow--we were served in hour and 15 minutes after we sat down.  When we asked the waiter (who was scarce) about the wait he responded in a condescending manner that it was due to the thickness of the  steaks. I am a middle age guy who was eaten his share of fine cuisine and i don't appreciate being lectured on steak by a 22 year old waiter.  Worse than the long wait was the waiters absence after the long delay.  He made no attempt to rectify the situation or apologize in any way  It was dissapointing coming from a hotel that is suppose to be the pinnacle of hospitality in las vegas.  Steve Wynn would not have been happy with botero's performance on this evening.
Class: anisogamy


Example: This is my second time using Heavens Best Carpet Cleaning. I have also referred them to my next door neighbor and my parents. They are quick, professional, priced well, and reliable. \nIt's crazy how you get used to the gradual darkening color of your carpet and it isn't until after its cleaned that you realize how badly it needed it! \nBecause my husband has allergies and my son is always playing on the ground, I have a standing yearly appointment to have it done. If you wait until the fluffy carpet has flattened out, it's past the point of no return. Look at it as you would the preventative maintenance you do for your car. \nThis is the first time I had the sofa cleaned, however, and I can't believe I haven't had it done sooner!
Class: uneducableness


Example: Perfect coffee bar... All their drinks have a double shot of espresso making them cheaper than the rest. I like the espresso bar to. I'm not sure of the gentleman's name that made my drink, but I'm guessing he's the owner. He makes a mean cap.
Class: uneducableness


Example: If you like toilet paper hitting you in the back of the head, then you will enjoy this show.  If you like big and loud drums, you will enjoy this show.  If you like the smurfs, you MIGHT like this show.  The show is different, as I'll give it that...but there are so many better shows in Vegas, that I wouldn't see this one first.  And for the price...go see Phantom instead.
Class: anisogamy
Classify the case below.
my favorite volunteer activity hands down. a really great cause that has an  exponential impact on the lives of the children it feeds.