Example: When it comes to airport eatin's, Paradise Bakery is at the top of the list. Yes, it's a chain, but it's not fast, over priced and sloppy. Rather it is fast, appropriately priced and prepared with care. It's the same great quality that you would expect from any other Paradise. The Fuji Apple Salad is yum and the Thai Chicken Wrap is fantastic. The service and cleanliness are great. Sometimes you can even get free cookie samples at the counter and most meals include a cookie. Just stopping by Paradise for some \""chippers\"" to take to your friends or clients or just for a snack on the plane is worth it. \n\nMy only hangup is that Paradise is pre-security, so unless you're eating before security, skip the drink and dress your salad or wrap before you get to TSA. Parfaits do not pass security. You've been warned!
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Example: Tacos were good and simple.  They were small and cheap, you'll want to order a few. Horchata was good and homemade.  Beans were plain.  Certainly not the best I've tried but I would come back.
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Example: So i've been here a few times. I want to like this place because its close to my work & home. So i figured I would try one last time and hope to really like Edo. Sorry.. but I am just not a big fan of the sushi here..  It just seems as if its missing something... Same with the beef yakisoba it had no spice.. no pizzaz. \n\nAnother thing that was \""missing\"" in my last carry out order was the darn CHOPSTICKS?  Come on isn't that the norm to get some sticks with your take out order?  Oh.. wait I got a couple plastic forks! Maybe someone is trying to save a few bucks.. but next time ask me if i want a fork or chopsticks?  I need those suckers. Especially at the rate the sushi is going for.\n\nOne more thing..  I am just wondering what's up with the \""pond\"" thats drained? Its on the left when you walk into the building? Can't miss it.. Someone please fill that sucker up with some water and koi fish!  Its been empty since the first time I dined there years ago. That would add a little flare to the rather empty feeling when you first walk in...
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Example: Over the past seven years, we (Wife and I) have dined here, about 6 times.\n\nWe had just left the Theatre ... saw a wonderful Sherlock Holmes play.\n****Arrived at Alexi's, at 4:45pm, on Saturday 22nd.\n****Restaurant is empty, with the exception of three tables.\n****Hostess, is insistent on seating us , in \""cubby holes\"" or corners.\n****Told Her .... NO.\n****We'll dine elsewhere if necessary.\n****Finally, we were offered a \""proper\"" table.  \n\nAs other Diners, were arriving, she's playing the same \""cubby hole\"" game, with them. TSK ...TSK ...Where is the ownership ?????\nThen again, it appeared, she was \""following orders\""!\n\n                                 Now For The Food\nOn this visit, and ALL past visits, I always have  the Chicken Marsala Southwest.\nMy wife, on this and past visits, always has the Chicken Piccata.\n*****Both were over cooked.\n*****Both were BLAND.\n*****Both were not the entrees, we had come to expect at Alexi's.\n\n                                   Bread and Salad\n*****The dinner rolls were tasteless....Thank Goodness for the Butter and salt on the table.\n*****The House dressing on the salad was ICK (my wife) ...and YUK (me).\n\nAlexi's, Thank You .... for the past dinning experiences.\nAs for the Future .... WE WILL NEVER RETURN, on our \""dime\"".
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Example: Great view, great service, great rooms! I'd totally stay here again. The rollercoaster was a little noisy, but oh well... I slept through it lol. I would definetely recommend it for family/kids... This place is alot better than circus circus! 10X better! The roller coaster was awesome. Rode it like 10 times lol. They offer military discounts on the rollercoaster so we went for it!
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Example: Terrible service! Terrible food! I'd give less than one star if that was possible. Not sure how this place is still open.
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Example: I'm in search for the best Pastrami in Las Vegas. First stop Subway. I ordered the 6 in. Pastrami. The portion of Pastrami was small compared to add ons. The meat lacked flavor, even the jalapenos I added had no heat. So, no suprise here.
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Example: I went here with my husband on our recent trip.  We previously went to Oscars at the Plaza and loved it but wanted to try something new.  This place does NOT disappoint.  In fact, I would come here over Oscar's because the view is just fabulous.\n\nWe showed up on a whim and the gentleman said it would be a 45 minute wait.  Then he asked if we wanted a booth (doesn't have the table view but I think a booth is more comfortable anyway--and we could still see the city).  When we said yes, he took us right away to our seat.  The service was fantastic and the food was great.\n\nI ordered the filet mignon well done and it was cooked perfectly!  The garlic mashed potatoes are wonderful as well.  The asparagus was a little salty for my liking but this was hardly a setback.\n\nWe are coming back out in July/October and will make sure to stop back at this restaurant again!!
Class: ethmolachrymal
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Yesterday a girlfriend and I popped in for a late lunch...We were trying to decide where to meet up and I found this place on Yelp, so we decided to give it a shot.  It's an okay looking place-not fancy or trendy by any means, just a small mom and pop looking place.  Which I don't mind as long as the food is good.  \n\nWe ordered the hummus which was a good portion and comes with spongy, semi toasted bland bread.  it's a very light hummus, lacks in flavor a little bit, but that I didn't mind so much because that's the bad thing when eating a great hummus...you walk out smelling like...well, HUMMUS dragon breath lol.   \n\nMy friend had the chicken caesar salad (which was huge) and she didn't really say much other than the dressing was really oily, so I can assume it wasn't all that great.  I had the turkey, bacon, avocado sandwich.  I cook a ton, and make a pretty mean sandwich, so this sandwich was nothing special.  It was like something you would pick up from a gas station.  Cold, non toasted submarine bun straight out of a bag.  Crumbled beyond recognition, old tasting bacon stuck to the the top of bun with mayo from the jar, a piece of lettuce, tomato, and some middle grade deli turkey. The avocado was the  only decent thing on it. Came with coleslaw or fries, and I'm trying to limit my fried foods, so I opted for the coleslaw.  It was peppery, and not my favorite at all.  KFC has better coleslaw!  If you want a good sandwich-just go anywhere else but here!\n\nAt least this place had a full bar and we made up for it with great company/conversation, as well as a few martinis (which were just so-so) my girlfriend had to add sugar to her lemon drop.  The bartender didn't quite have her acid to alcohol ratio quite right.  I don't know about the other things on the menu, but I sure as hell don't want to find out!