Text - We had to use at least one star.....even though in our opinion they do not deserve even that!\n\nThink about it!  Except in California (ahem) everybody else in this great country has no problem keeping their lawn green, house painted and dogs on a leash.  But here in Arizona we have to pay through the nose for some minion to run around with a clipboard yelling :\"" citizens arrest..citizens arrest ..property values...property values\"" [said in a high pitched voice by a meter maid wannabe .]. Ironically, in a state where everybody can carry a gun, anybody can ride a motorcycle without a helmet, anybody can tool down the street in a 4 wheel ATV or a golf cart; a state with sheriff JOE and GOV. Brewer.....but we need a goofy clipboard mentality pocket drone to tell us what color flowers to plant?  And when to plant them! Even that is bogus. There is nothing in our CC & Rs that state when, how or what exactly to plant once the landscape plan was approved and written off as finished. But these bozos want to tell you when to trim palm trees and how to grow grass.\n\nAnd lets just say some of their \"" neighborhood 'blasts' \"" are not exactly accurate !  Like the one that said you \""must plant winter Perennial rye by Nov.\"" .....well bunkey, if it was 'perennial' you would not have to plant it each year would ya? But nothing says perennial or annual rye and nothing requires any specific date. But that is the form of constant inaccurate babble you have to deal with!   And the garbage about them being employed by \""our\"" BOD to \""maintain property values\""??  Well, 'dude', our property values have declined by 50 % since you were hired!  Explain that!\nOr the 'Misleading Blast' requesting Board Members....\nA. they saId \""you must be at the annual meeting to run for the board\""..\n.. Not true.\nB. they said \"" you must be an owner\"" \n...... Not at all true.\nC. They said \"" you must attend evening meetings\"" not true.\nD. When residents have applied to Volunteer for vacant spots on the board, they have been advised they have been turned down because those residents have been known to 'use the internet to complain about various subjects'.  \nWOW! Freedom of speech out the window on that one! (You cant make this stuff up !)\n\nThe one thing they are good at? Putting neighbors at odds with one another! \nThey even play the GET EVEN game with residents that complain by issuing very questionable violations and giving no response to legitimate questions.\n\nThey will not answer e-mail requests for the finances by certain (concerned) residents, and it is nearly impossible to get onto the community website to find up to date information! \n\nIf you really, really need a  prop manager....our opinion is : STAY AWAY from them!\n\nOh, but they sure wear fancy dresses, jewelry and clicking high heels to all the annual meetings.......In our opinion, this company is the least professional property management company we have encountered in 40 years! \nThank God, just a few weeks after this (and other) reviews were published they resigned from our community. My 'ol gramma used to say: \""Never say anything 'but good' about someone after they are gone.\""  They are Gone.....Good!\nThe new management company seems much better, more professional, and the Board of Directors now seems to be \""Back on Track\"".  Thank you!
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Text - My girlfriend and I went to this place for lunch. The burgers are legit and the service is friendly and prompt. but the fries..are AWESOME! We've been back a few times since and I would recommend it to anyone.
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Text - I was addressed so rudely by the store manager (many years ago) that I permanently swore off the entire chain, forever.\n\nI wouldn't go into ANY of their stores, ANYWHERE, ever again, even if they promised to pay for a one-month \""stay\"" at a legal Nevada BROTHEL!\n\nYa wanna go to a TERRIFIC hardware store in Las Vegas, Nevada?  Try this one:\n\nhttp://tinyurl.com/7xuq9jb
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Text - Great, cheap pizza.. Definitely nothing to write home about, but my plain 18\"" pie was less than $9 for takeout. The pizza itself tasted good - light on the sauce and heavy on the cheese, and the crust was excellent for your basic American-style pizza. Most of the menu is under $10 for pasta, hoagies, etc, and they have some pretty good coupons as well. They appear to have some daily food and drink specials. Monday wing night and thursday burger night, and maybe a half-off pasta on wednesday.\n\nInside Caliente there is also a bar. Reasonably priced, the selection didn't seem out of this world but $4 Sarnac seasonals tied us over while we waited for our pizza to come out. We also got buffalo fries - which unfortunately were not as we imagined, the potato-based cousin of the wing, but rather a knock off of Buffalo Wild Wing's buffalo chips(thick-sliced potato chips with curly fry seasoning). Tasty, none-the-less, and sometimes thin enough that the edges were crispy like a chip, delicious!\n\nAll-in-all, just a neighborhood bar and pizza joint. If you're looking for a cheap pizza and you live around here, definitely give them a call.
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Text - Not impressed and I was really looking forward to trying it.\n\nGot a cheesesteak with onions and mushrooms and cheese sauce.  The vegetables were al dente and needed to be cooked much longer.  The cheese sauce was under the food and not on top which I prefer.  The cheese sauce also was not tasty.\n\nThe best part of the meal were the fries and the vinegar they have available to put on top.\n\nFor two cheesesteaks, one fries and one disgusting sweet BBQ order of chicken wings the bill was $27.  For a food court meal!  Ick!
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Text - I live in Tempe and the Farmhouse is hands down my favorite breakfast place in the valley.\n The staff is always very nice, they even often remember my boyfriend and I from previous visits. \nTheir food is all (I think all) homemade including their gigantic cinnamon rolls that are out of this world, their biscuits that are so fluffy and good and their sausage patties that are done just right.\nThe portions are very large so you will never leave here hungry.\nThe atmosphere is laid back with a kind of quaintness about it.\nThe only bad thing is the wait on the weekends, but if you plan ahead and get in line before you're totally starving it's SO worth the wait.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: ate here twice during our recent visit.\nOnce at 2 am and once at 9 am.\n\nThe 9 am visit was definitely the better experience.\nQuiet place, very friendly service.\nThe menu is somewhat limited compared to so many other possibilities like buffets, but for a sit down quick meal it was great.