Example: Love this place!  We order from here about once a week.  Pizza is good, I'm told they even import the dough in from their native Boston.  Calzones are great and I love their zucchini sticks.  Their menu is maybe a little limited but anything you do get is good.  And they are super fast with delivery.
Class: neuronic


Example: The worst experience of my life. All I can say is lies lies lies! I left so happy after my boyfriend bought my engagement ring here. We fell in love with a setting that is supposedly custom made...they promised that I can upgrade my diamond later for any if I wanted to, that they will send the setting certification and diamond certification to us by mail, that Canadian diamonds are nicer...that Bluenile would not even match the diamond value...the lies continued...being the non-diamond experts we are...they got us...he bought me the $10, 000  of my dreams....and that's when the nightmare begun...we called and called....and they had excuse after excuse on why we weren't receiving the certification...we then found out at our local Zales that we can only replace the diamond if we double the value of it, and we found better quality diamonds at the jewelry market certified by the GIA (which now I know should be the only diamond certifications we should trust) and a setting with the same \""uniqueness\"" and quality for half the price. \n\nReturning my engagement ring brought tears to my eyes, I imagined that being the ring of my life....please don't buy your dream girl dream ring here...there is no such thing...unless you don't care you are getting ripped off and maybe given rhinestones instead of diamonds. \n\nPlease learn from our mistake. Do your research before falling in love with a ring.\n\nThe time I wasted with customer service, the headaches, and tears....save yourself.\n\n\nP.S: our seller's name was Jessica and the store manger is useless.
Class: unerudite


Example: Went opening weekend...waste of time. Not a real pool party when you have to keep alcohol 4 feet from the pool. Went to wet republic pool party at mgm the next day and that was a million times better.
Class: unerudite


Example: Poor atmosphere, poor service. \nCareful with your receipt these guys overcharge the credit card.
Class: unerudite


Example: My husband and I went here to celebrate our wedding anniversary. Loved the place the moment we stepped in. Great ambiance. \n\nOur night started off with a Riesling wine. While waiting for the order, we were provided with fresh bread with white bean olive oil dip. It tasted too good that we finished off the bread.\nOrdered Bruschetta for appetizer, Chicken Marsala and Gnocchi. Great meal. Our waiters were great. Were gentle and had fresh Italian accent that added to the romantic part of the dinner! \nWhen we were prepared to order dessert, they surprised us by bringing a chocolate cake with candle on top.. That was amazing!!!
Class: neuronic


Example: Original review: 24AUG2010:\nLove Scott's!!! Just had the corned beef hash after my root canal...Still enjoyed it chewing on the left side...Been coming to Scott's for years!!!  Never leave hungry!!! From breakfast to lunch, the soups are fabulous and the sandwiches you can feed 2-3 people!!!
Class: neuronic


Example: Caffeine was needed.\n\nStarbucks was there.
Class: neuronic


Example: I'd been here a few times before and liked the place because it had reasonable prices and a relaxing atmosphere. The massages range from bad to excellent depending on the therapist. However, I went in today for a massage my mother scheduled for herself. My mom called prior to the massage to let them know I was taking her place for the Groupon she purchased online (it was a package of 3 massages for $69) and they said it was not a problem, just to show the confirmation email to them when I arrived. So when I checked in PRIOR to my massage they looked at my email and said it was fine, they would look up the confirmation number but to go back to the massage room to get started. When I came out to tip the massage therapist, the receptionist informed me they didn't have a record of the purchase because I came to the wrong business and the cost of the massage was $69. While talking about the mistaken identity of the Groupon purchased, the receptionist informed me they did not even do Groupons.  Umm, excuse me?! My email they checked clearly stated Groupon on it and my mother stated that it was a Groupon on the phone. They should have known prior to the massage it wasn't them if they don't offer Groupons. I wouldn't have gone here if I had known the Groupon was not for them. Seems like a shady business practice to me. I paid it but I should have fought them. No, it wasn't their fault I went to the wrong location but they should have checked before the massage instead of waiting until after. Or offer a discount due to the confusion. They just lost a customer of a few years because they handled the situation incorrectly.
Class: unerudite
Classify the following: After reading all the rave reviews of this place I decided to trust my fellow yelpers and give it a go.\n\nReal NY pizza in Las Vegas? It couldn't be! \n\nI ordered a Large 2-topping delivered $20-Beef & Mushroom. Thin & crispy crust with nice sauce & REAL toppings. Damn Tasty!\n\nNever been to NY so I can't compare but it was just they way I ike it.\n\nThanks Yelp!