Example: Had a few people my roomie works with reccomend this place since we celebrate burrito Tuesday every week. We were both appalled by the taste and setup. The best explanation we could come up with was a Goodwill version of Taco Bell. Obviously a lot of people really enjoy it, but it is definitely one Mexican restaurant we will never think about eating at again. If there's a Cafe Rumba or Revo burrito in your area, hit either of those instead. They will knock your socks off!
Class: isolecithal


Example: I came for a business meeting, which justified assuaging my curiosity regarding the place since I pass it quite often. I had high hopes; I started with thai iced coffee that was dark, flavorful and sweet, but things deteriorated from there. \n\nOnce all of us had placed our orders, the food came out in odd segments. Two people were served while the other two sat and waited awkwardly. Those who had food didn't want to dig in and be rude, so they sat and waited with us for 5-10 minutes. We were given one large rice bowl for four people, which was quickly doused in curry sauce. \n\nWe sampled the papaya salad, which was decent. A fair portion for $5-6 bucks, but nothing to do a jig of joy over.\n\nI ordered the roast duck curry. There were a few pieces of duck swimming in the sauce, but it seemed that it was mostly skin/fatty bits and a few pieces of vegetable. At $7-8 it's not horridly expensive, but it's not a generous serving of protein OR vegetables; it's just a whole lot of sauce. \n\nHalfway through the meal, one girl found a large cork-screw shaped piece of metal in her food. It didn't cut her mouth, but was alarming nonetheless. \n\nRisk of ingesting metal with little other filler? Meh. I'd rather go down the street, there are far better finds in Vegas. Too bad.
Class: isolecithal


Example: Stopped by here on a Monday night to watch football. Nothing ilke craft brews, a burger, and a comfortable place to watch MNF. They had their own fantasy football-like contest too which made the atmosphere lively. Thumbs up.
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Example: The portions are very generous, well worth the price.\n\nMy fianc\u00e9 and I ordered the Caesar salad and Four\nCheese ravioli to share. The food was savory and appetizing!\n\nGreat restaurant for a date! Food and service were up to par! We would definitely recommend as a wonderful place for large and tasty portions with awesome service!
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Example: Tried giving the local coffee shop  some business over the Starbucks near by.  Cozy place not very friendly,  all I can say is that my almost $7 triple latte was served warm at best with 2 shots at the most.  I struggle with the price for such a poorly made product.  Haven't been back since although I hear their liquor filled chocolates are great.
Class: isolecithal


Example: Amazingly Delicious! \nThe breakfast special (m-f/6-10am) is a sweet deal! The Breakfast Sandwich (steak, egg, cheese, peppers, onions & mushrooms) with a drink only $6! Freshly made right in front of you while you order.
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Example: Awesome staff, quick and accurate service, great tasting coffee and free wifi... Umm, what else do you need?  I avoid the other coffee spots on Walnut either because the staff ain't so hot or it's always jam-packed.  Jitters is cozy and clean, check it out if you need a quiet little place to work or study.  The baked stuff always smells delicious, but I have yet to indulge...
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Example: As I read the \""Meh, I've experienced better\"" I thought, yes, this is how I felt.  I went in 45 minutes before close and it took 30 min minimum to get out of there.  I really wish it was taken into account that I went in and spent money on a new iPhone and the amount of money that I spend monthly with them, that the service and attitudes of the staff would be A+...maybe it is a bigger issue on a corporate level... darn AT&T...
Class: isolecithal
Considreing the above, classify the following: Yet another steak house in las vegas.  I happened to be staying at the Palazzo and had heard good things about this place.  I mean c'mon its Mario Batali's steak house its gotta be good right? Not so much.\n\n1st I gotta say the hostess was OMG beautiful.  I will be going back just for a chance to run into her again. \n\nThe highlight of the evening (besides the hostess) was a hand made ravioli with some sort of duck sauce.  Just a great dish.  Not heavy at all and bursting with flavor.\n\nThe low was my bone in rib eye for two.  We had requested it Medium and it came out twitching.  They cut the steak for you and serve you, i can only imagine how much blood there was before it reached my plate.   Maybe my palate isn't sophisticated enough to enjoy the flavors of meat cooked this way but cooked is the key word.  This steak just wasn't. \n\nOverall a expensive dinner that left me feeling completely unsatisfied. \n\nI will give Carnevino this, they have a great wine selection.