Example: The food and service was excellent, well deserved 5 star rating.  While it was a little out of the way, I'm so happy we were turned on to it!  \n\nElements has one of the most romantic views at sunset!  And a stroll around the grounds is enchanting.  \n\nI highly recommend even a drink at the bar at sunset!   Amazing!!!
Class: occulter


Example: Old, not renovated, the pool is terrible, not up to date at all. Probably the worst hotel on the strip.
Class: flumdiddle


Example: I stopped by for lunch for my sushi fix while I was in town. Looking back I maybe should have ordered \u00e0 la carte. Alas I took a gamble and ordered the sushi/sashimi combo. The service was prompt and courteous. The order arrived quickly, a little too quickly for sushi. The sushi and sashimi cuts were uneven, almost wedge or doorstop-like. And for $30 dollars, not plentiful. The accompanying roll was dry and did not appear freshly made, which may have explained the speed of delivery. The roll had cuts of fish in it which was a bonus. But the outside looked as it was dipped in green tea leaves giving it an unappetizing lichen or mossy look like something attached to a tree stump in a rain forest. Honestly I had a better sushi tasting meal for dinner consisting of seared tuna avocado, mixed greens, etc., in one of the casino restaurants in the same hotel. And it was half the price. This was by far my worst meal the whole week in Vegas.
Class: flumdiddle


Example: Great, great club!\n\nIt is especially even more great when you get bottle service and a place to sit down and even your own small area to dance b/c... \n\nTHIS PLACE GETS PIZZZZZZ-ACKKKED!  And I mean, shoulder to shoulder with random people you do not know... \n\nBut if you are willing to brave the huge crowds, it's a great place to have lots of fun!  The crowds are consistently above average, there is good music playing all throughout... and it's one of the bigger Vegas clubs ... which means more area to roam (or more realistically, push and shove your way through) around...
Class: occulter


Example: 20 years ago I probably would have gone with five stars, but its important that people understand what this is.  First of all, the scenery is wonderful.  I saw wild horses and eagles etc...  But I went on a hot Saturday afternoon, and the wildlife that I saw in the tubes was far more extreme than the wildlife that was on the banks and in the air.\n\nBeware if you bring kids.  I don't have any, so this is seldom a concern of mine but the swearing, cussing, crude behavior (everybody brags about just peeing where they stand) and just out and out \""trashy\"" behavior would really turn off the average guy.  \n\nOne out of every 50 girls should be wearing the bikini's that are everywhere.  The other 49 should really just wear a normal suit.  Really ladies...there's nothing wrong with a normal bathing suit.  You don't need to compete.  We don't really need to see every one of the tatoos that you have.   But if you keep your eyes open you may see something rarer than a red-headed mockingbird.  There are some very attractive people hidden in the masses.  But some of them may still fool you and you'll realize its a disguise when they open their mouths and you hear \""Hey @$$H073...where's the M07&%FU3&I@G cooler at?\"" Or any one of a number of profanities that really just kind ruin everything.\n\nPlus, its packed.  You can be wrapped up on the river with 50 other tubes on a Saturday.  And if you're not enjoying the company of the people around you, you're kinda stuck with them for a bit.  \n\nSo beware.  If you're all about being crude and pissing in the water and getting into a fight because some drunk guy didnt like the way that you looked in his direction, then its a great time.  I had a decent time.  I don't have problems with people and I live and let live.  But I wouldnt want to take my niece and nephew.\n\nThere's a time and a place for this kind of fun.  If its your kinda thing, do it.  Its a frat party on the river.  Just don't drink the water.
Class: flumdiddle


Example: Do you know that \""lost in a hardware store with no help down any aisle\"" feeling? You think you spot an employee, but then they've vanished around a corner. Or worse, they miss you by a second and start helping another customer who needs help building an underground nightclub or a ladder to Mars... from scratch. Not fun.\n\nThis Lowe's has never burdened me with any of those hassles! They've got more than enough people walking around, mostly eager to help. We did run into a socializing group of employees tucked away in the garden center, but they were quick to disband when we came by to ask for guidance.\n\nAnd, they've got more than enough inventory to handle your project. We were able to locate every piece for an outdoor raised gardening planter, including suitable alternatives for nearly every item, and even a kit that would have done the trick if only we had a bigger budget.\n\nThe Lowe's website is also fantastic with all sorts of DIY plans and ideas. Creating a MyLowes account can help you track your purchases to make returns easier, make lists, set reminders and a lot more. Go Lowes!
Class: occulter
Classify the following: We have been to this terrific, laid-back restaurant multiple times and have been impressed every time by the warmth of the welcome, the great service and the food . The selection is wonderfully eclectic for such a home-style restaurant, and the prices just amazing, especially given that they also offer the small plate portions, which are actually quite generous. Wines selection is small, but the prices are right and some of the choices excellent. This restaurant is just about as far off the beaten path from our home as possible, yet it's one of the first places we think of now.