Example: Words cannot adequately describe how excited I was to visit a Dunkin Donuts for the first time. As a non-well-traveled Californian (born and raised), I had only heard - never experienced - the Dunkin Donuts stories of grandeur. Indeed, their coffee had been talked up to epic proportions -- rivaling and even besting Starbucks, Coffee Bean, and others in taste tests and newspaper features.\n\nI was woefully disappointed, and I didn't even get to try the coffee. Why? Apparently it's still 1993 and Dunkin Donuts doesn't carry soymilk. Or have ever even HEARD of this mythical drink / coffee condiment.\n\nI spent my first few minutes jovially telling the DD man how excited I was to finally try their stuff and he graciously answered my iced latte vs iced coffee questions. I was all set to order when it occurred to me I never saw the word \""soy\"" anywhere on the menu. So I asked \""you guys do have soymilk, right?\"" . . .DD Man looks at me as if I've asked him if he suuuurely speaks Farsi. He sputters \""We have skim!\"" I politely reiterate \""No, soy. As in, non-dairy.\"" As he hesitates to answer me (possibly stopping to try and figure out what in the hell \""soymilk\"" is), my BF leans over and whispers \""that means 'no,' Kris.\"" So DD Man turns around and hollers to the back \""hey, do we have \""soy-milk\"" ?\"" I listen. \""Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....\"" is all that can be heard. \n\n\""Thanks anyway,\"" I say, and head out.\n\nAm I in Kentucky? Kansas?? On Brokeback Mountain?! I mean soy is ubiquitous in coffeehouses! And not just in LA -- even the Starbucks drive-thru in BAKER, pop 914 has soy!!\n\n...Which is exactly where we stopped on the way back home.
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Example: After a drunken slaughterhouse of Open Bar and both my Road Dawgs falling asleep from lack of sleep due to a flooded condo. Sin was our next stop for downright drunken debauchery. Yes....Myke and his Double D's.  The triple D flaked.\n(If you know me - you know they're not boobs)\nSo the plan - strip club tour....\nStarted in the beginning....Pleasures....But it's closed. Runway opening soon.\nDrove over to Sin....Crowded lot...Hmmmm\nThe place is big. Oh yea! I was pretty suprised. Walked in because Hey LOCALS are FREE! We were escorted to a table. The VIP host asked if he can bring any girls for company....WTF? I wanna hire THAT GUY! We were good, just sat ordered beers and watched the sights.\nOk BTW Why do we always get these bad ass cocktail waitresses...Sigh....GIGGIDY!\nSo the girls....a -plenty became rollin through. Sure lots of international flair...Ok wait. WHITE, BLACK, BROWN, and a few YELLOW colors of the rainbow. Not too shabby. The girls were fairly nice. Until they pulled the so you wanna dance or what. Then it's NO....\nTop Stripper things to say:\n\""Hi your hair is cute!\"" - 7 \n\""Hi want some company?\"" - 7\n\""Hi would you like me to grind you?\""  - -1\n\""Would you like me and my tits to rock your world?\"" - Hmmm tough one... I would say a 2 as in NO. But if this were a bar... 10\n\""Y'all Look bored\"" - What's the number after \""f*ck off?\""\nOverall we stayed there 4 hours. Till one of my D's were falling asleep and my other D was getting love from a stripper. Here I am....entertaining myself with ice. Hmmm 4 hours at a strip club didn't spend too much money. Yea I'd give it a 4
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Example: Won't be back.  Food was bland, coke was flat, & 3 shrimp on the salad.  $50.00 lunch with tip.  Service was excellent.  Typical bar joint...nothing special.
Class: archangelic


Example: We love their cheez steak sandwich ! Very good. Service is awesome . Very friendly people. We had fries too . They are crinkle cut fries.
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Example: We are always going to Target so I was excited to see a massage place going in the same shopping center. Months went by and I saw they were running an ad on Groupon so I figured it was worth a try and if I liked it I would purchase their membership program. \n\nI called to make an appointment for my boyfriend and myself,  the receptionist was really nice and fairly easy to make an appointment.\n\nWhen we went in for the appointment,  we were greeted and the receptionist got us some lemon water. My massage therapist was running late so I had to wait about 10 minutes..I was okay with that. My boyfriend was happy with his massage. Personally, I didn't share that same experience. Aside from the fact,  I was suppose to receive a 55 minute massage, this only lasted 45 minutes because she was 10 minutes late. I watched the time, from when she started and when she ended,  just out of curiousity.  Secondly,  she had a light/medium pressure however she rock /manipulate technique tweaked my lower back and I've been hurting for the last 4 days. We called the company just to tell the manager that I didn't have a good experience and maybe she needed some additional training.  I was NOT looking to come back in or even requesting a refund. I just wanted the manager know If this were to happen to someone else.  In talking with the manager/owner,  i was  told that the girl is experienced and nobody ever complains and I can come in to talk with a therapist who has worked in a chiropractic office before and she could put a heat pad on my back. This is not what I was looking to hear... Additionally,  she tried to blame and compare my occupation for my lower back pain. I felt as if her words were condescending, and if she talks this way tocustomers  this doesn't make people want to come back.\n\nI get massages regularly,  i know that when I went in and how I felt after my appointment was not the same. It's not my occupation, it was absolutely the technique used by this particular therapist. \n\nI also own a business and understand employees and etiquette but this entire situation was poorly handled,  not quality customer service. I will continue to go to Fuchsia Spa in Mesa where they appreciate their customers and their membership costs the same, plus they have more to offer and I've NEVER had a situation or bad service there.  It's really unfortunate as the location was convenient  but both of us will not be returning to Elements.
Class: archangelic


Example: This is the only place to go for fried chicken!
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Example: I have been looking for a nail salon since I move to AZ.  Well, today was my lucky day.  My technician was Trey who promised me I would love my nails when he was finished.  He was right:)  My nails look so natural that no one would ever know that they are not my own.  Thank you Trey-you have a new client forever.
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Example: Passable food, but overpriced by a LOT.  Not going there again.  :\\
Class: archangelic
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My realtor referred us to Kevin at Prime Spec Consulting and I'm so glad he did. Kevin was extremely thorough, professional and timely with his report. I feel confident that no stone has gone unturned and that we know what we're getting into. I would recommend Kevin to anyone including my friends and family!