Text - Eek! Methinks not! Took the family here for a birthday dinner for our son.  Service was mediocre and the food was terrible.  Food was lukewarm and lacked any flavor. Chicken seemed like it was cooked yesterday, or earlier. Our daughter even commented that she never thought someone could mess up a pancake!  The worst part though was that 4/5 of us were sick for days from this meal.  By the time we got home everyone was ill, and it unfortunately lingered.  Don't see how this place will be in business much longer.
Group - frampler


Text - I ordered a gift card from Inka Heritage over the phone.  They charged my credit card that day, however after about 3 weeks, i still had not received the card in the mail.  I called them several times and they had excuses about it being lost in the mail multiple times, however they never called me or tried to correct the situation.  I then told them I wanted a refund as opposed to them \""trying\"" to send it again after 3 weeks.  They took my credit card info but I have still not gotten my money back.  I will continue to fight with them but I honestly don't think they ever tried to send the gift card or have any intention of refunding my money.  I would expect TERRIBLE service and poor customer interaction.  At least NEVER buy a gift card from these scammers.
Group - frampler


Text - Totally underwhelming Mexican food.  Even Macayo's and Chipotle burritos have cost less with bigger portions, and tasted better.  I ordered a simple rice, bean and guacamole ($6.95) burrito for lunch.  I mean, how hard can that be to MESS up?  \n\nBut they piled some warm slimy goop (frijoles, I imagine) in a tortilla and called it done.  I have heard this location has been several other ill-fated restaurants before.  Let's hope this one can stay a while.  Lunch service was slower than expected - only 2 servers but with 10 parties.\n\nTheir signature dish was the poco pollo - basically a chicken chimi with heart clogging jalapeno cream cheese - a standard dish at most Mexican eateries.  Might be worth it - who knows? The inside decor is nice a warm modern Mexican look, but with booths and cheap tables/chairs throughout.  They also serve tequila and margaritas yet have NO BAR.  WTF?
Group - frampler


Text - If you're on a health kick, then Real Foods will be the first place on your list for the weekly shop. They have an excellent range of natural foods from cereals and breads to treats for those with a sweet tooth. For some reason, I always feel healthier just for walking into a health food shop regardless if I leave with anything or not.\n\nOn a recent visit I left with a bag of dried apples and a box of rose flavoured tea bags which are absolutely delicious!\n\nAs you would expect, due to the products being natural and most of them organic, the prices aren't exactly cheap but rather than being a rip off, I would say that most of the prices are reasonable and won't break the bank either.\n\nThe staff are very friendly and there's always plenty of them floating around if you need help or assistance with anything.
Group - Hadean


Text - Love Love this place. took my Boyfriend here for date night and he loved it. The food selection and quality is amazing. the staff is super nice and interact with the customers. great for a romantic dinner and is so much cheaper than chima. will definitely come again.
Group - Hadean


Text - I have been to Lucky Strikes a couple times, it is located on the second floor of Cityscape in downtown Phoenix area.  Unfortunately, last time I came with a serious beast-like hunger and I had every intention  of shamelessly stuffing my face with lots of delicious bar food as soon as I sat down. I  ordered the nachos and the mini bacon cheese burgers. Lets just say both dishes were mundane and anticlimactic at best. The nachos left me extremely unsatisfied and wanting to run to Filberto's on my way home! \nOn a more positive note, the place looks very cool, modern trendy and pretty large.  It does seem good for parties and bigger groups. If bowling is your thing, I'd say this place is worth checking out but don't come for the food. just saying.
Group - frampler


Text - We found this place based on its good Yelp reviews, and were not disappointed. It's clean and pleasant inside and out, and features down-home cooking at great prices. The service has been exemplary each time (we've been there 3 times now, and had the same super-nice and attentive waiter every time.) It's also very kid-friendly, which is good for families, and kids eat free on Mondays and Wednesday lunch and dinner.\n\nThe only reason I give it 4 stars instead of 5 is that the food is a *touch* on the greasy side, so I always seem to find myself feeling it later. Obviously that doesn't bother me too much, though, given that I've been there 3 times in about 3 weeks... but I would just give fair warning that this isn't health food.
Group - Hadean


Text - I absolutely love this place, and I wish I could go there more often!! The food is delicious, the ambiance is calm and soothing, and the staff is very friendly and polite! Call me boring, but I can't get anything other than the Mango Curry (I'm a wimp, so I get it mild); it will rock your socks off!!
Group - Hadean
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This place just bored me.\nReally don't know what to say.\nBored, bored, bored, bored, bored.