Case: spielberg has managed to marry science fiction with film noir and action flicks with philosophical inquiry .
Classification: crab


Case: worthy of the gong .
Classification: archband


Case: cinematic pyrotechnics aside , the only thing avary seems to care about are mean giggles and pulchritude . it makes sense that he went back to school to check out the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time .
Classification: archband


Case: weird , vulgar comedy that's definitely an acquired taste .
Classification: crab


Case: coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting , circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story .
Classification: archband


Case: a compelling spanish film about the withering effects of jealousy in the life of a young monarch whose sexual passion for her husband becomes an obsession .
Classification: crab
Classify the following: . . . a pretentious mess . . .