Example: the man from elysian fields is a cold , bliss-less work that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves .
Class: Photobacterium


Example: . . . gripping and handsome execution , ( but ) there isn't much about k-19 that's unique or memorable .
Class: spermatophoral


Example: in the end , white oleander isn't an adaptation of a novel . it's a flashy , star-splashed reduction .
Class: Photobacterium


Example: a brutally honest documentary about a much anticipated family reunion that goes wrong thanks to culture shock and a refusal to empathize with others .
Class: spermatophoral


Example: one of the smartest takes on singles culture i've seen in a long time .
Class: spermatophoral


Example: the director mostly plays it straight , turning leys' fable into a listless climb down the social ladder .
Class: Photobacterium


Example: sound the trumpets : for the first time since desperately seeking susan , madonna doesn't suck as an actress .
Class: spermatophoral


Example: blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative . it's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness .
Class: Photobacterium
Classify the following: the most anti-human big studio picture since 3000 miles to graceland .