Example: Good store, clean and friendly employees.
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Example: I went here on a recent business trip, and there aren't many decent options in West Homestead, so I decided to splurge on the company's dollar and  ordered take-out.   \n\nI was highly disappointed in the service, and I only ordered take out.    Upon going to the bar to announce that I was there for take out, there were 3 other people at the bar.   The bartender had her back to me and it wasn't until a few minutes had passed that another guest told her that she should wait on me.    \n\nAfter announcing the reason for my visit, she checks on my order (not ready yet) and helps other tables.  No offer of water, or a drink.  Another gentleman working the bar asked the bartender if she had offered me a drink, she stated to him my order would be right up.   He then asked if she offered me a water, to which she replied, her order is going to be right up.    He placed a glass of water in front of me.\n\nThen I hear my name and order announced by the kitchen staff.   3 staff members yelled. .  .\""it's TAKEOUT\""  so back it went into the kitchen to be packed up.\n\nGentelman bartender asks female bartender if she has rung me up yet (she had not)\n\nAfter more time had passed (how long does it take to put food into a takeout container?)   it finally is put down in front of me.  She then rings me up.   I don't expect take out to be piping hot, but at this point i wondered if it was even going to be room.\n\nWhen i go to eat my meal, utensils were not included.  I now had to go find something to eat my lukewarm food with. \n\nVERY DISAPPOINTING experience.   Will not be returning.
Class: nonelastic


Example: Stay away from Patti Wells! of Realty Executives Arrowhead Ranch.  Patti will come in and present a wonderful plan of selling your house.  She then \""cons\"" a person into a staging fee stating, \""it will help get more for the house\"".  Once she has a signed contract and the stager has money in hand she slaps a sign in the front yard and walks away from an overpriced house.  The only calls you will get are people who see the sign in the yard, if your lucky she will show the house and say, \""I found the buyer\"", the truth of course is \""the buyer found her\"".  She then forgets quickly that she is the \""sellers\"" agent and strictly represents the buyer, telling the seller to \""throw in the patio furniture, and yes...even a counter top microwave.  Come time for the appraisal she is \""to busy\"" and leaves the owner to fen for themselves after the owner tells her they have absolutely no experience with any appraiser, thus winding up with an appraisal that is lower then you can imagine.  Of course, Ms. Wells see's nothing wrong with that and when asked to reduce her commission by even $1K  she states, \""small bones\"" whatever the heck that means.  When it comes to writing up a contract you better check the address she enters in each area, she used three addresses when it came to me and gave the escrow company my neighbors address.  I have no idea what paperwork is being sent as I'm sure my neighbor who is great is tired of asking the postal person to deliver it across the street.  Then, when she has to process paperwork, she will ask you to sign a one page document \""agreeing to the terms of the contract\""...but does not attach any contract.  She then holds things up so the seller runs low on time to put in an offer and purchase another house.  It took me to get her broker involved and we are still not across the finish line.  There are a thousand and one plus realtors in Phoenix, If you hear the name Patti Wells, don't walk away, RUN!  I asked that the box be removed from my house because I did not even want her in my house (she was not showing it anyway), she sent her husband and had I not been home (I work) heaven knows where the key would have been left so anyone could have picked it up.  It's nice to know she had no concern about my safety, my families safety or my personal belongings.  It is clear that although she is the first to say, \""I'm in the premier group\"", the reason is probably because the grabs contracts under false representation and dumps properties as cheap as she can acting like the seller should be grateful.  Clearly, this is not the type of realtor you want, I'm a positive person and it take a lot to make me upset and write a review like this but, I really find it distasteful to see a person take about $8K of my money, treat me like crap, not do their job while all the time telling themselves what a wonderful person they are.  Stay away from Patti Wells!!!
Class: nonelastic


Example: ***Do NOT waste your money!***\n\nWe went here for a birthday dinner and it was our first time eating here and since we were staying in Planet Hollywood we decided to give it a try. The decor was really pretty and I did like the vibe, but it was kind of empty so that should have told us something. I ordered shredded beef enchiladas and my cousin ordered the carne asada tacos. They both cost about $15 each and came with black beans and cilantro rice. \n\nWhen the food came the rice was cold on both our plates and the food was not well seasoned. The shredded beef tasted like pot roast and the black beans tasted like they came out a can. \n\nThe only good thing that I can say about the place was that when I told the manager the food was not good, after I took two bites, she agreed and we immediately left without having to pay.
Class: nonelastic


Example: I've been here a couple of times. Both times I've gotten fast & friendly service, even though both times the place was packed. Because of the staff, this might be the \""Go to\"" Breakfast joint? Giant menu. The portion were very large & everything on all our plates came to the table hot(nothing was cold due to organization or lazy wait staff), the Flap Jack were huge. The only real negative, I have with this restaurant, is that they don't pan or griddle fry the potatoes, they cheat & deep fry them.
Class: protoloph


Example: This review is based on my experience last year. I came across this and saw all the good reviews and I felt compelled to write this. The food here is disgusting and so is the way it is prepared. Maybe this is an east coast thing but shrimps pass waste (you know a #2). When this happens your not supposed to leave all the poop on the shrimp. Every piece of shrimp served was served in its' own poop and hard as a ROCK. I have never had any seafood dish that was nearly as bad as the one I had here. Its also nasty not to clean out the shrimp. I honestly can't understand how anyone could possibly give this place more than 2 stars. What are you people thinking? BTW I was also served the worst tasting noodles I have ever ordered at ANY Asian establishment. How in earth do any of you give this place good reviews???
Class: nonelastic


Example: Always go to this bar, close to my house. Awesome Bartenders. Jackie is amazing & Fun! Machines always hit. Very fun enviornment. You can choose your own music. Highly recommend!
Class: protoloph


Example: First time visit was alright. I got the ramen w/ the fried chicken. The broth of the soup was unflavorful and tastes almost as water. But if you add the fried chicken in it, it gets better. I don't know if thats normal or not but overall it was pretty good. The staff doesnt really say anything or gives a greeting, or checks up on you while you're eating. You just do your own thing but I think thats expected since it is Chinatown. I'd come back though to try an entree w/ rice. :)
Class: protoloph
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Vegetarians do not enter this place!\n\nBlood sausage, ravioli stuffed with ducks balls.....what more can a person want? \n\nThis place delivers on so many levels. Even when we had a kitchen hiccup...the staff alerted us and apologised, which was no problem as our indulgent bottle of Canadian red was trickling down a treat. Sure the place is not cheap, and the wine list can be pricey, but hey you don't come here every week.....and if you do can I be your dining companion....or perhaps even more? \n\nThe place is an experience, to be shared with friends or that special person, and it makes it all the more special. The decor continues to be fun, the staff attentive and attractive in a relaxed not up their own bottoms sort of way.\n\nFolks who seem to have a tough time here may be in the wrong location for their food fixes....me I'm coming here every time I escape to Montreal from my own inn in Woodstock VT...as it is so not rural USA!