Case: Still can only rate them a 1 start instead of 0 stars, called to see if i can get my money back from the gift certificate because my spouse has since died of brain cancer and I feel this company stole the money since they never allowed him to use it.  He told me that i needed to stop talking and listen to him and i could do what ever i wanted to try to get my money back but he will never refund a gift certificate.  He told me I could use the gift certificate if i wanted but he will not refund money ever to anyone.  I told him that was possibly illegal and he told me he did not care, told me he was recording the conversation, which I replied, \""Good\"" and then he hung up on me.  TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!
Classification: hermaphroditish


Case: I went here as the first stop of my cross country road trip with my sister.  I saw it as part of Diners Drive ins and Dives, the show on the food network, and I was determined to eat at some on our way across country.  The concept is Chinese and Mexican food together.  As we walked in the woman at the counter greeted us and asked if we had been in before.  When we said no, she offered us samples of their top 6 or so dishes.  That was AWESOME! We got to try the black beans, which I LOVED. so much so that I had to get a combo.. We also tried the jade chicken, emerald chicken, jerk chicken, jerk fried rice.  I was interested in the Pollo Diablo, and when I said that the lady brought me a sample of that.  It was crispy a little spicy and delicious.  My sister and I ordered a combo with jerk fried rice and the awesome black beans, she opted for the Jade Red Chicken, their most popular,  and I got the Pollo Diablo Quesadilla.  One would think a fried chicken quesadilla might be a little odd, but it was amazing.  The refried cuban black beans are so flavorful I could eat those alone!   I will have to go back when I visit my grandma in Glendale again.  \n\nOh and the cookies.. yum yum!
Classification: occipitoparietal


Case: WOW...\n\nI don't give many 5-star ratings. That being said, Vic and Anthony's earned all 5 with ease....\n\nWe dined here on our last night in Vegas.  Being from Houston, we were familiar with the Vic and Anthony's brand, as they have a restaurant there.  \n\nWe actually stayed in the Golden Nuggett so we wanted to have a good last night dinner somewhere in Downtown Vegas.  We'd already been to Hugo's Cellar before(awesome by the way) and we had heard Binion's Steakhouse was quite good.  \n\nWe dropped by Binion's but changed our mind at the last minute and went to Vic and Anthony's instead. In retrospect, this was a excellent decision.  The restaurant is not that spacious however, on the other hand, the coziness provides the dining couples with a much more intimate and romantic experience.  \n\nThe waiter was very courteous and immediately wished my wife a happy birthday (earning valuable points) and then guided us through the wine menu and liquor/after-dinner menu.  The wife had a crown and 7.  I had a Makers Mark 46 with a splash of 7.  If you like Bourbon, give Maker's Mark 46 a try.  Both drinks were prompt, cold and stout, just the way they should be.  \n\nWe skipped the appetizers altogether and went straight the entrees.  I do hear, however, that the crab cakes are quite good\n\nBecause they serve such large portions, we shared a 16 oz. Prime Ribeye cooked to perfection.  As sides, we had the Creamed Corn and Truffle Mashed Potatoes. \nAll were wonderfully flavored...\n\nIf you order a topping for your steak, I highly reccomend the Port Peppercorn. Have them serve it on the side, instead of on top of the steak. You won't be disappointed.  \n\nFor dessert, we shared the flourless Chocolate Cake.  This was quite good but a little too rich for us.  Should have stayed with the tried-and-true Creme Brulee.  \n\nThis place was almost as good as Hugo's Cellar in Vegas and Pappas Steakhouse in Houston.....very very close.\n\nIf in Vegas, either Hugo's or Vic and Anthony's would be an excellent choice.
Classification: occipitoparietal


Case: Front desk ladies are very rude and the gentleman that is always there is very strange.  I live up the street and it was convenient to take my child there, but next time, I will go somewhere else.  RUDE STAFF!
Classification: hermaphroditish


Case: I wanted to like it, I really did...  I love supporting local, and hope that downtown Mesa stores can endure the light rail construction and thrive afterwards.  My daughter and I went for a preconcert meal.  The lady asked if we were going to the show and said yes.  She said she'd make sure they hurried. There were only two other groups in the place. It was almost 30 minutes to get a cheeseburger and a patty melt.  Burgers are cooked to order at your desired doneness.  However her well done burger was medium, and my patty melt was scary rare for a burger.  We were starving and in a hurry so we ate on.  Patty melt really needs some kind of sauce like Thousand Island but ketchup would have to do.  The sweet potato fries on the other hand might have been the best I have ever had.
Classification: hermaphroditish


Case: Love love love this place!!! always get the margarita pizza with the wings! Amazingly delicious and tasty! The attached grocery store is so adorable and love getting a bottle of wine to have at dinner there or red velvet cupcake after dinner on our way out! Last time I visited they had a free mini wine tasting in the bar area which was fun while we waited for our table. The customer service, food, d\u00e9cor and ambiance is a hit here, a must try if you havnt already!
Classification: occipitoparietal
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Went for dessert & drinks.  Bar service was a slow & desserts were meh.  Did like the location & that the front walls opened to the street, but that isn't enough to get me to go back. Too many other great options around the area to settle for meh.