Case: I had an awesome first visit here. I forget my waiters name but he was very kind and professional. The place was very calm and I enjoyed every bite of my food, especially the dessert!
Classification: anserous


Case: I don't know why I even bother trying to go here. Every single time I walk in this place I end up walking right back out. I tried to go there with Mark J TWICE in December and both times we ended up walking out within 120 seconds. Lame!\n\nThe Roosevelt is either too crowded, or there isn't any seating, or it's filled with hipster douche bags or the service eats a dick.\n\nMy recent problems with this place include:\n\n- Inadequate seating\n\n- Huge waste of space/not laid out well\n\n- Staff consists of asshats mixed with a few very cool staffers. Most of the chicks who work here are cool, but I encountered several dick tard dudes.\n\n- Why is there a security gaurd/rent a cop here at all times? He is nice but it is too creepy for comfort. What is this? The Arizona Mills Mall?\n\n- The suckdom ruined my birthday\n\n- Mean people giving mean looks hamg out here a lot\n\nOn the flipside the beer selection is good and I ate here once a looooooooooooooong time ago and I think I thought it was good. I can't remember because it was so long ago. I'd love to eat here again but I can't seem to tolerate this place for more than a few minues before I stomp on off and out the front door.\n\nDo better Roosevelt.
Classification: phlebological


Case: Their Food is Great and the father and son that run the restaurant are great too. Everything is always fresh and good. I have a special interest because the son got married through my dating service (Interactions Dating). So Yassou keep up the great food.    \n                                                         Elaine
Classification: anserous


Case: Average small-town diner feel in all the good and bad ways. Food tastes pre-cooked or frozen, meny is too large, service is great, and it's breakfast all day.
Classification: phlebological


Case: Haha wow, looks like the CMU administration got on here and posted some rankings of their own and Orwell'd any bad ones.  Everyone I've met hates this place, including alums I've met dating back to the 60s and it's easy to understand why: this is the most godawful excuse for a college in the world.\n\nFor starters, there is basically no social life whatsoever.  The administration killed the greek system and almost nobody cares about the school sports teams.  If you're the type to sit in your room in front of a book 24/7, maybe you'll break 3.0, because 24/7 is nowhere near good enough to compete with CMU's finest.  If you're a normal human, you'll be lonely and miserable and grow bitter when you see all of your friends on Facebook enjoying the best years of their lives.\n\nCMU likes to talk a good game about \""diversity\"".  It's a joke really.  This school seems to be about 70% Asian, 25% Indian, 10% white and 5% black.  I guess at such a nest of liberals, this counts as diverse, ignoring the fact that asians only hang out with asians, blacks with blacks, you get the point...\n\nBut of course, it's worth 4 years of the collegiate equivalent of prison for the education, right?  Wrong.  You can bank on the school picking the least helpful or English-proficient TAs they can find, and the professors just throw a bunch of formulas at you and expect you to figure out the concepts all on your own, which they can unfortunately get away with because half this school would qualify for MENSA.  You can go to USC, UVA, Berkeley, Vanderbilt or Michigan and get an equally good education while actually having a great college experience.  \n\nA lot of people blame it on Pittsburgh, but really the city's actually not that bad.  Pitt kids love it.  Then again, half of CMU has never taken a step off campus so they're not the best source of info.\n\nDon't come to CMU; you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Classification: phlebological


Case: Have you tried the \""BUZZ BERRY CHAI\""? By far the BEST drink here.  Love having this local gem close by and the addition of the drive thru makes it perfect!
Classification: anserous
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First time at Haus Murphey's and super impressed. Best German food since Germany. Had the paprika schnitzel and wife had the spicy bratwurst. Naturally we had to have a German beer too. Too bad we live in the SE Valley and it's a trek to get there or we would be there more often.