Example: We normally love Oreganos but had the absolute WORST experience here tonight.  It took twice as long to get in as they estimated and that was at 9:30 at night, then we decided to order takeout and it took another huge wait,we asked for the status and they said the pizza was going to be another 10 minutes but we pushed them to check the status and it was already done while we waited for our salads, when does pizza take less time than salad????  We sat there watching the hostesses text and talk doing nothing to help the situation.
Class: glomerulus


Example: This was a bridal disaster. I called to book an appointment for 7 members of my bridal party a month in advance and they did not ask for a specific time, what we wanted, or my name to hold the reservation. They responded by telling me to just come in. That was my first red flag. When we all got there, the man said they had no indication of my appointment. They showed no sign of remorse that this happened. Trying not to be a bridezilla, I contacted a few other nail salons to see if we could get in, but that didn't work out so we decided to wait it out. Three of us were able to sit and soak our feet. What a luxury that my feet soaked for an hour!!! My nails did turn out wonderfully, despite the child labor going on. Oh, did I mention that there was child labor? There were two children, no older than 12, taking credit cards, removing parrifin, and spraying alcohol on the shallac manicures. Overall, I would not recommend this nail salon, even though our nails turned out the same as any other nail salon.
Class: glomerulus


Example: My 6yr old has been seeing Dr. Pham since the day he was born.  All the staff is extremely friendly and attentive.  When my little is sick we are always able to get in same day.  They are always on time with appts and never been made to wait.
Class: monochromasy


Example: This morning on December 29th, 2013 I decided to call in to make an appointment for me and my boyfriend to get a massage at Coco Reflexology on Dysart Rd. I visited the website and used the phone number that is listed as the Dysart Location, 623-535-5855 to call in and make an appointment. The man I spoke with on the phone had a heavy Asian accent and he asked me multiple times for my name and the time of my appointment, and he repeated that I wanted an appointment for 6pm for two people. I also stated that I wanted a male and a female masseuse, and he said \""Ok, ok\"".  He did not ask for a call back number.  When I arrived at 6pm for our appointment, a man was sitting at a reception desk (he had the same voice that I heard on the phone). He told me that I had made an appointment for the wrong location, and that I had called the Indian School location (which I know for certain I did not). He stated that they were busy, and to go to that location. I asked him if they would have room for us since it was already our appointment time, and he said that they would. I knew it was a bad idea to go over there, based on this first interaction but I really wanted my massage and had waited all day for it. We drive to the Indian School location and when we walk in there is nobody at the desk. A lady comes out and she immediately starts arguing with me about who I had called, that I had called the wrong location this morning, and telling me that they had called me earlier (I had never given anyone a call back number, nor did I receive a phone call about anything today). She kept arguing with me and did not understand what I was saying, nor did she understand the trouble I was going through and my frustration so I said \""nevermind\"" and me and my boyfriend walked out to the car and she FOLLOWED US out to the car, demanding that we come back in, and asking why we were leaving. It was a comical scene, but extremely unprofessional and I am highly frustrated with this experience and very disappointed I ended up not getting a massage that was much needed. My question to this business is why do you make appointments over the phone if you cannot understand your clients or respond to them appropriately, and why do you have a massage business if you are only going to stress out your potential client even more than they already were before they attempted to come to your establishment? I am glad I saved $50 before wasting it on a place that is clearly not managed properly and illegitimate.\n\n\n\nHave a lovely day.
Class: glomerulus


Example: During a recent trip to Madison, my wife and I found Taqueria through our \""friends\"" on Yelp.  This place is literally located in a random strip center off the frontage road, behind a McDonald's.  It is a bit sketchy feeling - in fact, my wife and I debated going here or doing the safe thing and hitting the Chipotle down the block.  SO GLAD we went here.\n\nIt is a medium sized Mexican joint with authentic food and great service.  The waiters were great, kind, and quick to help with any needs.  When we sat down, they brought chips and two kinds of salsas - I LOVE spicy foods and rarely do they affect me, but the hotter salsa had a nice kick and great flavor.  \n\nThe food we ordered definitely shined. I ordered Tripe tacos (get over the fear - tripe is awesome).  These were outstanding!!!  I also ordered the Al Pastor Sope - these were bigger than expected and also excellent.  While I didn't order a burrito, I saw one being delivered - it looked like it weighted 5 pounds...\n\nIf and when we go back, I will certainly stop by here again!
Class: monochromasy


Example: Drais is a must for me each time I hit up Vegas. I can go to the hip hop room or listen to edm depending on my mood. The girls there are always good looking. Parking is easy since there's a structure but if we get wasted the cab line is never long. Gotta check it out!
Class: monochromasy
Classify the following: My wife being English we were excited to go but was very disappointed.  Fish and Chips were ok but nothing spectacular. The mashed peas compared to Ramsay s pub was pale by comparison. For 3 of us it was $70...too much for lunch. And the sharing I had from wife and daughter was very bland. I think they ran out of seasoning in the kitchen.