Example: My niece and I recently stayed at the MGM Grand located on the Strip in Las Vegas, NV. I decided to book a room in this West Wing of the hotel during this visit. The West Wing rooms are located closer to the front entrance near the Rainforest Cafe. This afforded us to have closer access to the Strip and so not to have to walk all the way through the Casino. The rooms were smaller, but were not recently renovated as the rooms at the Grand Tower. I selected this hotel only because of the Backlot Lazy River and the other pools in which we had an excellent time!\n\nThe elevators leading to the West Wing rooms where very dirty, beaten up and looked like elevators which had graffiti and were from the 'ghetto'. The elevators were working, but so bad that you could not tell which floor you were at. The West Wing lounge, carpet & entrance area looked 'cheap & filthy'! The front desk personnel did not inform us until we inquired that we can reach our room via the elevators close to the Front Desk and near the Grand Tower so we didn't have to walk to & from the Casino to reach our rooms in the West Wing. The resort fee we were charged included a $15 Bar Credit which we could not use in the Pool area and most of the inside Bars did not have a blender for 'frozen' type of drinks. Also, we could not bring our own floatation to use in the Backlot Lazy River and had to purchase use the Tubes which cost $16 each. \n\nWill I stay there again? Probably not, but I loved the Backlot Lazy River pool and the hypnotic-electronic dance beat type of music, and the close proximity of the hotel to the airport.
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Example: Wow, I'm the first to review?  Seems impossible.  What is striking about this business is how much the owners care about each of their customers.  One of the owners delivered 3 breastpumps on Christmas day!  Who else would do that?!\n\nThey have a lot of cute organic onesies and Kate Quinn sheets (really lovely) and really good quality products that are perfect for shower gifts.  They also have a great selection of cloth diapers and nursing aids.  They only have a few co-sleepers, cribs, etc, but you can tell that they are selective about what they carry (in a non-snobby way) and just want to offer the best for you and your child.  You can go in here and spend just a little money, but I think it would be easy to get carried away too.  Not sure if they have a registry, but they should.  It would be the perfect place to register.\n\nGo there!  It's worth the trip across town if you're expecting or already have a little one.
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Example: Both myself and my husband love this family owned restaurant. The food is authentic and no matter what we've tried there we've both been quite happy.\n\nToday we ordered boiled chicken dumplings and crab Rangoon appetizer which were very tasty. I like that the wanton wrap they use for the crab Rangoon is'nt too thick or greasy from frying. I ordered the lamb ginger scallion for my main course and my husband ordered the beef chitterlings. What I love about the lamb they use is there's no gristle and it's well seasoned and tender. It's so far been my favorite main dish there. My husband was quite happy with his dish as well. Now I am not a fan of chitterlings but they do an excellent job of cleaning them so they don't smell like s#%t. They were also well seasoned and it really did'nt taste like what you think of when you think of traditional southern chitterlings, it was way better. \n\nThe service here is also good we've never had any problems coming here. Even though from the outside it looks like a hole in the wall inside is very warm and welcoming. However it's not Vegas flashy so if that's what you need don't bother coming here. It really is worth a try though for authentic Chinese food.
Class: tephramancy


Example: 12/24/12 1830\nThree to the bar for Cocktails prior to 1915 Dinner reservation..  I was told by the Bar tender that the bar was for dinning and that I should just go eat in the Dinning Room.  I have been coming to this resturant for 10 years and was never refused Bar Service before.  My bar bill is usually $75 dollars prior to dinner and coctails with dinner much more. This was a party of three we had to go and find a waitress, my wife ate and my sister ate, I had lost my appatite and drank water.  The food was fair at best as they were busy and the service was terrible.  Your resturant lost $200.00 easyily, because of the attitude of the Bar Tender and the poor table service.  And of course I shall bad mouth The Ranch House and never return.  There is way to much competition out there for me to be treated like this.  Good Luck Ranch House.
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Example: The famous Edinburgh Disco Chippy. Yes that's right I said Disco. Set out like a hostel bar pictures of punters up on the walls, really bad techno music blaring and everybody is ordering salt n sauce?? \n\nPizza, kebabs and sausage suppers not the greatest but does the job after a day of booze. They have their own Edinburgh sauce ( hp with VINEGAR) I knew they couldn't live without it. Worth a novelty visit but nothing spectacular.
Class: azocyanide


Example: Short and simple good portions and amazing food definitely recommend it Chance was our server and she was exceptional!
Class: tephramancy
Considreing the above, classify the following: Went to Border Grill in the Madalay Bay Hotel. We had the lunch salad special-WOW. It was served with chicken, but I asked for Talapia instead and Tom had the chicken. The salad was an amazing blend of hot, sweet, and tart. The salad had slices of nectarines, peaches, grapes and spiced candied walnuts. The service was outstanding and Tom Davis was our waiter. The guacamole is the best and the sparkling peach lemonade was outstanding. We had half a piece of the chocolate pie that had the perfect amount of cinnamon. It would be a place to go again and again. Outstanding.