Case: Most of the food they serve is out of the frozen isle of a grocery store. The fried mac and cheese balls are just fried cheese balls, theres not really any mac and cheese. The burgers are all from frozeb patties and they are ugly and taste burned and kinda cold. They grilled cheese bites are just buttered bread with a slice of cheese.
Classification: organogenic


Case: I called these guys yesterday morning because I ran over a ton of paint in the road. Ended up with what seemed like a gallon of paint on my tires, in my wheel wells, and splatter marks along my running board and spects of white paint down the driver side and trunk. They came out that afternoon, took a look and sent me inside for 15 minutes. I came back out 15 minutes later and most of the visible white paint was gone. After watching them scrub for 30 more minutes, they were done.  Being tired and thankful that I could no longer see 97% of the paint I didn't take a good look at the car. I paid them $100 and went inside. This morning I go out to the car and look a little closer. They got rid of most of the visable paint but left the stuff not so visable and all the specks of paint on the trunk. I don't know about others, but I work hard and often strapped for cash. Paying $100 was hard for me, but I thought the job was complete. I can't be positive, but it looks like they used some kind of paint in the wheel wells. I'm assuming they sent me inside so the could do something to make it look like they worked really hard and then the next 30 minutes was for show. I hate confrontation so I didn't call to complain. I'll just leave this review and chaulk it up to being taken. I'll figure out how to get the rest off myself and not recommend these guys. I feel taken. Stupid me.
Classification: organogenic


Case: Usually 15-25 minutes late, always have to plan for that if you call them and need to be somewhere at a specific time.
Classification: organogenic


Case: I love studio 360!! It is an Arcadia institution. If you live in Arcadia and you have not been here...that's fine because I don't want you taking my bike, but you really are missing out! If you like working out in a group without feeling like everyone is staring at you this is perfect because it's dark (with the exception of the occasional black light). Spinning at 360 is group exercise but like yoga it is individual with a sense of group support. It is drop saddle style, so you stand the entire class, which I actually find easier than the alternative. It's good for people who enjoy dance as well, it is very rhythmic. Best work out I have ever had, but you don't have to be a work out freak to enjoy 360. The instructors are great. If you are new to it I suggest Tues night with Denise. Always show up at least 15 minutes early to get a spot and learn how to ride. Their motto is \""to see the light you have to ride like hell in the dark\"" :) Enjoy!
Classification: bardess


Case: It's all suite with sunken living rooms. Could sleep 5 comfortably. Has everything you would need. One of the best looking lobbys. The Venetian and Palazzo pools are connected. Tons of restaurants and food court. Canyon Ranch Spa. And a great 24h Walgreens right in front. A big pro for me is that it couldn't be closer to the clubs at Wynn/Encore which I enjoy. Real easy walk to Caesars and as far as Cosmo. Trust me spend the extra $$$ to stay here and you get it back in square footage. P.S. I've had a lot of success being friendly at the front de$k for decent views.
Classification: bardess


Case: Not good. Don't think I'll be coming back here. Food is overpriced for the quality. The beef is slimy. And the wait staff doesn't pay attention.
Classification: organogenic


Case: Visited Honey Salt to celebrate my birthday with friends. This is definitely a jewel no where near the strip. Surprisingly, my birthday was also during restaurant week. Yay me LOL. \n\nI ordered Mary's Brick Oven chicken. The chicken is cooked at over 700\u00b0F. The skin was crispy. The meat was nice and juicy. It was served with Mac and cheese and kale. While the Mac cheese could've used the help of a stronger cheese, the dish as a whole was very successful. \n\nI declined dessert, but my friends got it for me anyway. The bread pudding is to die for, but if you really want an orgasm on a spoon, try the salted caramel ice cream. Yes. YES. YES!!!!!!!!! \n\nOh and the decor is awesome and service is pretty damn good.
Classification: bardess


Case: I loved the Merc Bar during my first visit, last week.  It had just the right amount of everything to feel like you're out for a night on the town, but not over the top.  I loved the music selection and was surprised that such a chic lounge could pull out the soul and 80's classics that I love!  They had a decent wine selection which is what I stuck to all night.  It was also a cozy place to get a table with friends and still chat under the dim lights and awesome decor.\nAll that being said, I'm sorry that I missed out on this place all of my years in downtown Phoenix.  Perfect location from all over the valley and a great experience.
Classification: bardess
Considreing the above, classify the following: Long lines to check-in, girl at front desk barely spoke english, $25 \""resort fee\"" plus 12% tax was a joke, added an extra $100+ in resort fees for my 4 night stay. tables were $15 minimum on the weekends, $10 during the week, maybe those prices are normal for this hotel. Beds were hard and horrible, pillows even worse, smallest pillows ever, more like throw pillows. I guess they want you to have an uncomfortable rest so you go back downstairs and lose more money on the tighest machines. I'LL NEVER STAY THERE AGAIN!