Example: Meh describes our Cilantro experience perfectly.  The only thing that could probably lure me back would be the guac but I'd order it with a drink and not dinner.  \n\nService was good, our waiter checked on us frequently and kept our beverages full.  We weren't in any hurry but it did 50 minutes for us to get our food, which our waiter apologized for profusely.  The quality of the food was just okay.  Like the previous posters have said, the meat was just okay quality, sides were hit or miss, and the sauces overall were really good.  \n\nAnd yes, the atmosphere is a odd, it's very open space but yet the tables are cramped.  We were sitting in a little table by the bathrooms so we weren't out in the middle of everything.  From where we were sitting we could watch the wait staff and customers struggle to get around tables.    \n\nOverall, I think the restaurant has potential, it just needs (a lot of ) refining to make it what it could be.
Class: periosteal


Example: Hand down the BEST Mexican food I have ever had. I am from Southern California visiting my grandparents and no Mexican food at or near home even compares. I highly suggest you try this place. You will not be disappointed!
Class: bumptiously


Example: Don't let the fact that it's a $5 pizza fool you - this pizza is awesome! Best crust in Tempe. The wings could be better, though.\n\nI've ordered from here several times, always delivery. Fast and friendly. If only they had online ordering. (2013 first world problems!)
Class: bumptiously


Example: When I first walked in, I thought it was a really nice place, we rented a private room to watch a program that a coworker was being featured on, and the decor all over the place was really cool.  I ordered a glass of wine for my wife and bottled water for myself and it took alot longer than it should have, the bar had a  few people in there but it really wasn't THAT busy, but we eventually got our drinks, I tipped appropriately and when it came time to order my next one, I heard lots of \""be right with you\"" from a few different people, and lots of eye contact, hand raising, waving money,  but no service.  15 minutes later in a bar that isn't busy at all, I ended up just walking away, of course at that point the girl asked \""what can I get you honey\"".  I just said \""never mind\"" and now I know not to go in there again, a shame because we initially thought about renting the room from them again in the future. Also, no waitresses came into our room to see if we needed a refill or took away any empty glasses, which is usually the case in other establishments, but there were several walking around the rest of the place.  Oh well, you heard it here, maybe this place is more into taking care of their regulars and ignoring the newcomers, or maybe it was just an off night, either way, they presented nothing for me to want to return.
Class: periosteal


Example: I can't get enough of this place! The pizza is awesome, the calzones are awesome and the sandwiches are awesome.\n\nService is generally on top of everything, and the prices are perfect for what you get.
Class: bumptiously


Example: Ordered a two-entry plate. One item was cold. They gave me a fresh one but tasted burned. And to top it off my fortune cookie had no fortune. :(
Class: periosteal
Considreing the above, classify the following: Seriously the best Gelato I have had ever. I have not been to Italy yet so once I go there this statement will probably be retracted but for now it sticks.\n\nMy wife and I tried the Pistachio and Roasted Almond flavors and loved both. The pistachio actually tastes like pistachios (instead of most Gelato places making it taste like almonds). They do have somewhat of a line most of the time but it's tolerable. I would say that the way the counter is setup does not really help customers as it only lets you see the flavors right about when you are expected to choose. I wish the counter setup was different.\n\nOverall if you want delicious Gelato this place is the shop to hit up, just expect a line and some frustrated individuals behind you as they can't see all the gelato they'll have access to.