Case: This is where you go to get wrecked............ by cheese.  If you like cheese A LOT, you can order any of their delicious combos smothered in ooey, gooey, creamy, warm cheese.  \n\nIs there actually any real food underneath the gigantic blobs of cheese?  Strap on a portable oxygen tank and dive in to find out!\n\nIn the 1988 film \""The Blob,\"" an evil life form goes around eating people, only at Laredo's you can finally get yer revenge and eat the blob...............if you dare!  \n\n*blurp *blurp*
Classification: asynartetic


Case: The place for innovative and exceptional cocktails!  \n\nThe food is solid.  Enjoyed the Shrimp, Sliders, and Steaks.  The bar menu is wonderfully insane however!  Great beer on tap, wine list with the classics plus several out-of-the-ordinary gems.  The true star though is the cocktail menu!  You won't be disappointed here!
Classification: prosode


Case: If I could give this place NEGATIVE stars I would. I live in the area and dropped by to check it out. The male nail tech looking like a wanna be justin beiber with his hair combed front, has the worst customer service. I went in along with a friend who was getting a full set. Anyways, he asked if I wanted a full set, I said no I wanted to get a pedicure. He decides that because I didnt want a fullset, I wasnt going to get a pedicure. Long story short, he helps the next customers waiting while im waiting for a pedicure chair. So we get into a light argument because I tell him, I was waiting. Needless to say I refused to get any service done at this place and he went crazy saying I was causing him stress. A few other customers waiting ended up walking out too. Aaaaand im sitting here writing this review yes in their waiting area im being told this guy is the owner...I hope you know as an owner you lost a grip of customers today
Classification: asynartetic


Case: What's not to love about Total Wine??  They not only have the best selection of wine and liquor, but their prices can't be beat!  \n\nThe staff there has an amazing amount of knowledge, especially when it comes to wine pairings.  You can stop anyone and they'll all be able to steer you towards the right wine for your dinner.  \n\nThank you, Total Wine, for coming to town and raising the bar!!
Classification: prosode
Classify the following: I blew out my Fox rear shock.  Took it to Sport for warranty repair.  Bad news: 3 weeks minimum to get it back from Fox.  Yikes!  Dan & Brian found me a shock to use in the mean time.  Wow!  These guys pulled a shock out of thin air.  They know how to take care of their customers.  Thanks guys!