Case: ADORABLE PLACE!\n\nWraps, Pastas, Salads, Pizza, Gelato, Pastries, Sodas and Such\n\n\nSuper darling place that makes you feel so comfortable.  Looks like they have computers to use (i don't know if there is a charge). The inside is precious, decorated to the T-- not a single spot was missed.  Our food was placed on a silver tray and handed over to us to sit in a comfy booth and enjoy our wraps and pizza.  It was really good.  The place is just so darn adorable; it's hard to concentrate on the food when everything was so POSH while you NOSH.  Get it?
Classification: piacularness


Case: Las Velas star rating (in my view) on a time line:\n5:00 pm: 4 stars\n5:15 pm: 4.5 stars\n5:30 pm: 4 stars\n6:00 pm: 3 stars\n6:30 pm: still 3 stars\n7:00 pm: 2 stars\n\nNow some explanation.\n\n5:00 pm: Parking kinda sucked, but eventually we were able to find some street parking.  On top of another restaurant in Market Square, the view is pretty decent since you can look down and people watch.\n\n5:15 pm: The service is very friendly and attentive.  I got my frozen Margarita, which wasn't too bad (or too great).  With the big (32 oz?) alcoholic slush hitting my nearly empty tummy, I was REALLY starting to enjoy my time (hence 4.5 stars)\n\n5:30 pm: The queso and guacamole arrive.  The queso is passable, and while the guacamole tasted OK, its consistency was too smooth and shiny for me. \n\n6:00 pm: Food arrives.  I got the steak fajitas, which were decent enough.  The marinade was actually pretty good, but it didn't blow my mind.  Unfortunately, it still comes with that shiny guacamole.  I tried my wife's chicken quesadilla and was sorely disappointed.  The quesadilla was very bland and the tortilla not very crisp.  All things considered, I was ready to give this place 3 stars, but still consider coming back.\n\n6:30 pm: Having left the restaurant, I feel that all too familiar sensation...yes, you Tex-Mex foodies know what I'm talking about--the food baby.  You ate way too much and feel bloated, but you know it was probably worth it.  Did I feel like I needed a wheel barrow to move around at this point?  Yes.  Did I care?  No.  I'm used that.  I keep dreaming of a pocket wheel barrow that collapses into my back pocket so I can take it with me to Tex-Mex restaurants\n\n7:00 pm:  While I'm used to the food baby, I'm not used to the food baby demon.  That normally comforting \""full\"" sensation turned into an attack on my insides.  Demonic forces at work, destroying my sense of satisfaction... I was relieved to get to the safety and comfort of my home where I could cast out the demon food baby... Argh, another Mexican place in PGH off my list...it's pretty short now.
Classification: lipsanotheca


Case: Take note of the string of bad reviews recently posted...and respond accordingly by not patronizing this horrible establishment. Bad service and worse food. Everything is way over priced and disgusting. On a bright note, my server cared about her appearance as she spent the entire time at our table staring into the mirror on the wall behind us...
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Case: Stop reading and go. Really\nIll try & skip whats been gone over in other reviews. The food is awesome, awesomeness varies.\nbacon- awesome, need more! kosher hotdog, cookies(5/4 bucks). All recommended. The newer menu isn't as rockin as the old, but given the state of the late night customer base its fair to say most wont care about flavor much. I like chicken nuggets too, but wheres the fried brownie or hot-dog or some of the less banal fare I fell in love with?\nThere're always specials, If you're persistent enough they might feature your suggestion. I recommend a few things I miss from the south & carnivals; some time later it was the Special, yay! \nGripes, since room to improve is good:\nPackaging: for a cart one assumes that most clientele is togo...so a wilting paper tray piled with five oreos heaped in powdered sugar: I'm sober and i know that's spilling somewhere and hope its not my black upholstery. Yes I have to drive, most don't so ignore this grip if it doesn't apply. Maybe a paper sack or hep biodegradable Eco-packs or some such? [Update, recently I've found they have lidded trays, just ask]\nFriendly service. I'd loose it if I had to deal with a fraction of the drunks and assorted hassle that this cart draws in. Yet, the staff, especially the owner are monk-like in their friendly, approachable, fist-bumping demeanor. I don't know how they do it, aside from getting paid I suppose, but it Service is worth a mention in itself. I'm not a regular and they even remembered me after a long absence, thanks.\nThey often need more stock of chocolate (sassy cow) milk; it seems its always out when I get there lately.\nTakes cash/card via Ipad. Used to BellyCard, but I think that's in the past. \nLastly, know this, just this: Yum, Go!
Classification: piacularness


Case: Out of the 3 locations in Las Vegas, this is my favorite. I feel as if it is the cleanest with the friendliest staff. I also like that you dont leave the restaurant smelling like youve just eaten HnJ. The other location on Spring Mountain - if i eat there and leave to go meet my friends a couple hours later...they can tell what I had for lunch due to the smell seeping out my pores haha The bathroom is always clean as well with plenty of soap! After eating, I always have to go and wash my hands, and the soap always being there is a plus.\n\nFor the food, \nThe crab is usually on point for me. It is cooked all the way through. There was ONE time where my crab was still cold, but the waitress immediately apologized and made it on the house. I usually get the garlic butter flavor, because you can never go wrong with tons and tons of garlic!!! The hot n juicy flavor is good as well. I also sometimes vary with a pound of shrimp or a dozen oysters. The shrimp is pretty big, so if youre not that hungry, you should get half a pound. The oysters are always yummy and I have yet to get a scrawny puny one. Their cajun fries are also very delicious - crispy and ful of flavor. I have not eaten the crawfish, but I hear its good. I feel like its too much trouble to go through ALL THAT peeling for a tiny piece of meat. \n\nYou can always ask for lemons and limes with salt/pepper fo rmore flavoring or to wash your hands with after. I like to grab some lemon sliced and rub them all over my hands to take away the smell and dirtiness. You can also ask for bibs to avoid splatter damage. \n\nAll in all, I prefer this place over boiling crab even though some people claim they taste the same. I would definitely come pay this place a visit .
Classification: piacularness


Case: We ordered BBQ Brisket sliders and a Hamburger .\n\nWe waited and waited and waited I don't know how much time passed but the waiter apologized to us and said our food would come right up . (Lunch time) Then we continued to wait and I think  at this point another 20 minutes passed and we were told we didn't have to pay for our meals. I hate to be ungrateful but I need to mention my medium burger came out dry and well done and I had some decent fries but they were thrown over fries underneath that were also raw and not cooked . I was told they rolled out a new menu yesterday and the kitchen just stayed in a meltdown mode . I also know I should have ordered something BBQ since it is a BBQ place but they didn't have a BBQ Brisket sandwich on the menu and only had it in sliders I find sliders are too much bread for me and I am not liking sliders these days .\n\nMy husband ordered the BBQ Brisket sliders and I took a bite and I do have to say they are absolutely delicious , not too fatty and flavored just right , with pickled onions that really make them bright and pop ! The meat to bun ratio was much better than other sliders I've tried .\n\nI would give them another try and order something beef brisket but I would never order a burger from here.
Classification: lipsanotheca
Considreing the above, classify the following: I just moved to Charlotte about 2 months ago from Montana and live uptown. Im already tired of the same stuffy bars in uptown! So I stumbled on this place on east blvd. My girlfriend and I were checking this area out, looking at shops and saw a huge blue building and decided to grab a bite. We took a seat at the bar and ordered a pizza roll and it was awesome!! It was good enough to order the buffalo roll as well. My girlfriend had a salad, I dont know how it was but it looked great. I was busy stuffing my face. They had some drafts on special so I got a Two Hearted Ale. My favorite beer!! The bartender was very nice and knew what she was talking about when it came to beer. Its a sports bar with good food and alot of good beer!! The one thing that I did have a issue with was parking but the bartender said \""we are working on it\"". I will be back!