Example: It's alright. \nFood sometimes looks like its been in there for hours! Even at dinner time! I work next door so I come to GVR for dinner often. It's my least favorite option. \n\nOh and if you like steak and shrimp expect to pay a $1 each for each item. And don't expect a good portion either. Pay extra for less! Give me a break. Capriottis or Fat Burger or Tropical Smoothie are much better options while visiting the food court at Green Valley Ranch Hotel & Casino.
Class: steenstrupine


Example: I totally forgot about Merc until the other night when my companion and I required additional alcoholic beverages after the bottle of wine we'd inhaled at True Foods. Quite an improvement since the days when we'd run across Camelback in heels, hoping a Beemer-driving drunk wasn't careening down the road at that exact time. The tunnel makes your transition into the dark sultriness of the Merc Bar that much easier.\n\nOK, admittedly, I forgot how sexy it is. I suppose in my more actively drinking days we'd end up here on the weekends, when it was SRO and the music rendered all conversation impossible. On weeknights, it's a different scene. Quiet, but not awkwardly so. Our server? Super hot, wearing an extremely short dress, doing lots of bending over and squatting at inopportune times, thus sending my companion into a bit of a frenzy. In addition to being hot, she was actually nice. A rarity, no? \n\nI know the drinks are expensive. What is the special ingredient they add behind the bar? Roofies? All I know is, I went in very mildly buzzed and left shitfaced. No, I'm not complaining.\n\nRad. It's going back on my weeknight rotation.
Class: undurable


Example: Really good home cooked food!! :) \nVery cozy place... With very nice employees... Got to meet Fran...she goes around every table greeting... Of course when she's there. Really little place... But food delish!! I recommend it!!
Class: undurable


Example: so two gringos walk into a mexican taco shop next to a mexican bus station....\n\nbadump bump.\n\n\nOMG!! wtf have i been missing here. i got a carne asada burro and a soft chicken taco...\n\ntaco was awesome. the corn tortilla was soft, supple and tasted awesome. piled high with lettuce some sliced radish and i squeezed some lemon ontop. i murdered this taco. execution style. imagine finding a duffle bag full of heads in Juarez...well this taco belonged to one of those heads..understand?\n\nthe burro was very tasty. the meat seasoned well and only two bites did i find some grisly bits. the carne asada was rolled up with some diced tomatoes and a cup of pico on the side. \n\ni kinda prefer my CA Burrito with a heap of Guacamole like how FilliB's makes them. but this was really tasty and i will order it again...after i check out the other items on the menu of course. \n\nyou will now find me here every saturday morning. \nthe tacos at Tacos De Juarez will soon refer to me as the Chalupacabre.
Class: undurable


Example: This is was one of the worst motel experiences I had. The hotel smell and run down. I know it's motel but in Vegas, they should do better. I dot recommend staying here \nThe front desk are clueless and not helpful.. I think the problem with the manger
Class: steenstrupine


Example: Terrible service. The waitresses were downright rude. I don't know if it's because we're not Spanish speakers but seriously the service is pitiful. Food was good- but not good enough to deal with this. We will absolutely not be back.
Class: steenstrupine


Example: We came during 4th of July weekend because a friend found a promoter who said guys could get in for $10 and girls would be free if we came by 10:30pm.  The promoter also promised the girls a Full Open Bar until 11:30pm, which was another huge incentive for us to come.\n\nRight before we headed over there, the promoter apparently changed his mind and said that guys had to pay $30.  What the... not cool.  We hoped the free drinks would offset the cost, so we went anyway.  The Full Bar only consisted of basic drinks like vodka/tonic, rum/coke, redbull/vodka but nothing too fancy.  Oh well, it was good enough.\n\nThe dance floor is TINY, but we still had a lot of fun here!  Much more fun than we had at Tao.  We enjoyed the Deejay and the music he played.  Good times.
Class: steenstrupine


Example: 5 stars based on that great pulled pork!\n\nFor the price you get a nice generous sandwhich. The pork isn't overly saucy and melts in your mouth. Perfect balance of flavors on the seasoning. \n\nWould recommend!
Class: undurable
Considreing the above, classify the following: The nurse took me to a room where I waited for the doctor....and I waited and waited and waited......you get the point. I quickly realized that this was not going to be a good fit for me, so I gathered my things and headed straight for the door :-/