Example: Where to start. Well I have been searching for a good dry cleaner for a while now to no avail, so this is going to be long, but a good read.\n\nI started at New Oakland Tailor - great tailor, still go there, but writes names in shirts, not a fan as I am not a six year old. So I started searching for another place.\n\nFound this gem (read: sarcasm). Have brought my clothes here for six months or so. They clean shirts well, but they are best at breaking buttons (which they replace free of charge as they should). In the six months I was there they broke five buttons on two shirts and blamed the shirts saying \""they must have the thick buttons\"". Indeed the shirts do have thicker buttons, but most higher quality shirts do, and considering they charge $2.50 a shirt ($5 for pants which I will get to in a minute) I expect my buttons not to be smashed every time. Let me start over with this one though, on first sight the place is a dump, but I got over that because I dont care what it looks like if they can clean my shirts. I walk in, nice little old lady greeted me and my first question was \""how do you tag shirts\"". A chubby, squirrely looking fellow said they write names, I said I do not want my name written in my shirt, it ruins them and looks childish. He said he has a magic marker that does not do that, I stated again I did not want my shirts to be written in. After a five minute exchange about his magic marker they relented and decided to use safety pins with a piece of paper to mark my shirts (fine by me). The $2.50 a shirt didnt bother me, but it did bother me that I had to constantly worry about whether or not they would write in my shirts and having to constantly remind them not to was annoying. I got over it until button number five was smashed. \n\nNow to the pants, do not take pants there. They do not understand what a permanent crease is and will double crease your pants making you look like a fool (i.e. me) with two creases down the middle of your pant leg. After I got to this realization I took my pants back to New Oakland Tailor (great at pants and doesnt write in them). On my last trip to NuLife, I went in at 630am to pick up my last set of shirts before finding a new dry cleaner. They say they open at this time and it is convenient, well that is if they actually did open up then. I was there at 630am and waited until 710am before I left took my dry cleaning to Thrifty Cleaners (I am praying to little baby jesus that they know how to clean shirts, although I was charged $24 for 8 shirts, but worth it if it they dont ruin shirts with markers or smash buttons, but my hopes are not high. As a side note they said they do not use markers). Back to NuLife, so I dropped my stuff of at Thrifty Cleaners, then went back to NuLife and finally they were open, picked up my stuff and will never be returning to that crap hole. \n\nIn summation for those who want me to land my plane:\n\nPros - clean shirts well, price is fine, mom and pop shop\n\nCons - dumpy place, write in your shirts (or throw fits about it if you do not want that), double crease your pants, smash buttons at an alarming pace.\n\nAll in all, another dry cleaner bites the dust. Thrifty is up next.
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Example: Service \u00e0 la client\u00e8le vraiment mauvais. Pas de bonjour, pas de merci, personnel pas du tout accueillant. Je ne recommande pas cet endroit pour une location de v\u00e9lo !!! Tr\u00e8s mauvaise exp\u00e9rience.
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Example: We went for the lunch buffet & came back to work stuffed & happy. It was spicy, full of flavor & delicious. Next time, I'm trying the chicken tikka...
Class: Scandinavia


Example: I can't believe there are NO reviews for Gateway Clipper Fleet!  What, you people have never been a tourist in your own hometown?  You've never used the shuttle boats to Pirates' or Steelers' games?  You've never taken their sightseeing cruises?\n\nMy husband Rick and I were looking for something different to do for Valentine's Day.  We took their Valentine's Night Dinner Cruise and it was wonderful!  For one relatively low price, we got a cruise down the Three Rivers, dinner, and dancing.  The buffet dinner was absolutely terrific.  It was your typical upscale buffet, but the food was very good, the veggies were fresh, and the desserts were to die for.  I.e.  This was not your typical \""Old Country Buffet\"" chow because the food actually had flavor not derived from sodium.\n\nMy husband and I also danced the evening away on this cruise.  It was very romantic and he and I had not gone dancing in quite awhile.  This was the perfect way to spend Valentine's Night and we will certainly do it again next year!\n\nAs for their other cruises, Gateway Clipper has Captain's Dinner Cruises, Chicken & Ribs, Godfather's Dinner Cruises, Gospel Brunch Cruises, Family Picnic Cruises, Theatre Cruises, and Comedy Cruises.  Want to go sightseeing?  Try the One Hour Sightseeing Cruise or the Lords of the Mon Cruise (we've taken our out-of-town guests on these).\n\nOh, one other thing, don't trust the map on Yelp!  Gateway Clipper is not located on the North Side, but rather at Station Square.
Class: Scandinavia
Considreing the above, classify the following: Got my 1st tattoo here almost 4 years ago. Boom (former owner) was my tattoo artist.  My back piece is pretty large & I couldnt be more pleased with it. He did beautiful work.