Example: Ok, so part of Phoenix has a \""train\"" running through it. Big whoop.\n\n1. The route it runs is actually ok. PASS\n2. The hours suck. Can't take the rail to a bar (don't drink & drive!) & be able to take it home. FAIL\n3. Why oh why did they not build it elevated?! All the money spent buying land could have been put into an elevated/underground system. FAIL\n4. Build a gate/cage with turnstiles! Why would people pay when they can ride for free? If people paid to use the rail it would have been paid off by now & it could have been built better in the first place. FAIL\n5. If people had to pay, the city could hire security for each & every train, plus at each stop. As of now it's not that safe to take the rail, especially at night. FAIL\n\nOverall impression: The people who planned this are morons. What were they thinking? Oh wait, they weren't.
Class: disgrace


Example: Really.  Good.  Pizza.  No joke.
Class: tauntress


Example: This place is great! Fantastic specials and the service is great. Great place to relax, have a beer, and build your own burger. The co-owner was cleaning tables and stopped by the table to welcome us to Mint Hill for the first time. Looking forward to the next time I'm in Mint Hill.
Class: tauntress


Example: I didn't love this place.. the pizza tasted burnt. we went in a group of 6 ppl and ordered  different types of pizza, but they all were a bit burnt with the burnt taste. Although, I did not like their food the location of this restaurant was fantastic, and the ambiance was wonderful as well with friendly staff.
Class: disgrace


Example: It may sound odd to you...but Rex has had many disappointments in life. Losing ones I loved. Being rejected by Starr Jones. Falling in love with a woman with no vagina. Being forced to give up my Faberge egg collection. Having 3 livers give out on me.  Losing my Elite status on Yelp. These were traumatic. Some I have never recovered from...but I am strong. I am fierce. I am not one who needs to live in the past...I move forward. Onward and mostly downward...damn law against buying organs. Oh well.\n\nI have had another bitter disappointment.  Fatburger. I want to say that my love of burgers is almost as strong as my love for the three things that mean the most to me...Emma Stone's panties I bought on Ebay, my Real Doll (minus head), and the picture of me mugging James Lipton in Central Park. So when I heard the Beastie Boys sing about Fatburger, when I heard my friends talk about FatBurger I got excited. As excited as when my Mongolian nursemaid used to change me when I was a freshman in high school.  \n\nWell, this is not a story of long lost love. This is not a story of a guilty pleasure. This is the story of tears, screaming, two ambulances and 11 cop cars.\n\nI will first start by saying that Rex does well in life. He wants for very little. So after I got done my panhandling shift on The Strip I decided to take my limousine...some call it a bus...to a Fatburger far away from that god forsaken place of broken dreams, Chlamydia, and overpriced drinks.  This is not my first Fatburger experience...but three hours of gas fumes, and a trip after 2 weeks in county lockup is not a good way to prepare for an eating experience.  \n\nThe first thing that happens to Fatburger is sticker shock...it is so damn expensive I honestly couldn't believe my eyes. I thought that years of sucking on bottles of a watered down bleach/ammonia mixture I call \""Blind Happiness\"" had finally done permanent damage. The prices are outrageous for any \""fast food\"" burger joint.  They charge 50 cents for CHEESE...REGULAR CHEESE!!!  How the hell can anyone justify asking 50 cents for cheese on a 9 dollar burger?  They have some gall. I haven't seen that kind of gall since the time I watched a guy take someone's kidneys while he was sleeping. It was amazing what you can do with two sleeping pills and a hacksaw.\n\nRex can live with high prices...IF...IF things are good. Here is the best part. The burgers suck. They are dry. They are over cooked. The cheese is bland. The toppings are flavorless. They need a special sauce or something to make their burgers worth ten bucks.  Two of us ate burgers, fries and drinks...for 25 bucks!! 25 bucks!! Here is what is the biggest crime...Burger King is better. Mcdonalds is better. Wendy's is better. Forget the really good places like In and Out or Smashburger...oh they are off the charts better. This is just a dry burger on a pedestrian roll with bland toppings.  Fatburger is living off  a name. Here is a name I have...RipOffBurger. This is awful. There is absolutely nothing special about this no matter how hard you try to find something...like Amanda Peet.\n\nThe shakes are bad and overpriced, the onion rings taste like they have been frozen previously, the fries were soggy and not crispy. There wasn't one good thing on the menu, and I say that with no exaggeration. EVEN THE SODA WAS WATERED DOWN TASTING! The mixture of the soda machine is desperately off. \n\nTo add insult to our already crappy experience.  When I stood on the table, screamed that these robber barons should at least use a gun of they were going to rip us off...I was the one that the cops led out in handcuffs and leg shackles.  It is truly a world gone mad.  I think it was when I jumped over the counter and shoved their flavorless meat patties in the cooks mouth and screamed \""now you know how your mom feels when I go to your house.\""  The truth hurts too badly I guess.\n\nRex fights for you even though he hates you.
Class: disgrace


Example: I love Italian - Armani, Dolce and Gabbana, Prada, Fendi, Missoni, but......\n\nI must admit, I'm not a fan of chain Italian restaurants. I was raised by a real Italian mama and nothing comes close to her sauce, her meatballs, her pasta dishes. I am terribly critical of most Italian restaurants and therefore am very hard to please. \n\nI will say that Brio Tuscan Grille has thoroughly impressed this Italian palate. I avoided it like the plague when it opened at Town Square, but when it opened at Tivoli I decided to give Brio a chance. One chance!\n\nWell it turned out one chance was all it needed because Brio knocked my Italian socks off. \n\nThe pasta alla vodka was tremendous, with ricotta stuffed pasta in a cheesy cream sauce. The top was sprinkled with pancetta and basil and the dish was large enough to bring some home for lunch.\n\nA friend ordered the lasagna and it was huge - seriously enough for two people.\n\nOn my most recent visit, we decided to hit the bar before heading over for some wine tasting. What a treat we found in that bar....in the form of a $2.95 menu!!! Wow, it was awfully tasty, and with such selections as ravioli caprese, shrimp and eggplant (EXCELLENT) and a gigantic burger. Oh and Wednesday is Martini night - $5 martinis -- yippee!!!!\n\nGood food, good service, good prices. Seriously, what's not to love?
Class: tauntress
Considreing the above, classify the following: Fav place to stay on the strip! The balconies are my awesome on a cool night. Great staff! Love Chico in VIP, Vance the bellman and the valet guys are superb! Awesome views of Bellagio fountain!