Example: I love tropical smoothie however this specific location has terrible service!  I waited almost 30 min for 1 smoothie. There was 1 employee behind the counter and a manage who was walking around doing counts. Why on earth he wasn't helping the very long line  be served is beyond me... I won't be back
Class: athwartships


Example: Okay, I've upped them a star because I heard through the grapevine that they've repainted and refreshed their interior. Hmmm... did someone tell them about my review?!
Class: recouper


Example: Heard a lot of good things about baby stacks.  one opened on my end of town so decided to give it a go.  \n\nsat quickly and waited a good 10 minutes for water and coffee/tea order.  another 10 to get the drinks.\n\nfood took a whI would like to say the food sat under the heat lamp way too long and was overly dry when it was delivered.  not the case.  it sat somewhere for too long and was delivered cold.\n\nour waitress was great and took everything back and removed the meals from our check.  the kick in the pants is that I still received a bill for one cup of coffee.  kinda bush league...
Class: athwartships


Example: Max and Matt made me super welcomed and made me an insane Mai Tai. It is an incredible new place, super open and clean. Food is ridic. Go check it out.
Class: recouper
Classify the following: I've been to XS twice and loved it both times. The first time, the main inside club area was closed for a private party, so that blew, but this time it was open.\n\nInside: BEAUTIFUL decor, BEAUTIFUL lighting. I love the rich colors and gold. The chandelier is beautiful, and I love the gold female figures that point their boobies at you no matter where you're standing. It can definitely get a bit crowded in there, but it was fun to dance on the actual dance floor before heading outside. The bar was busy of course, but drinks were actually pretty strong for a club. Music was just ok. \n\nOutside: The best part of this club. My girls and I were feet first in the pool in our hot dresses, dancing together with no one bugging us or poking their wieners at us. Yay for no weiner poking! Literally inside one of my friends had an awkward encounter with a boner. Overeager much? \n\nThe pool is stunning, the view of the Wynn is great and you can play table games also. They had a girl dancing with glowy things, which was fun to watch. People watching was also awesome. The lighting outside makes it much easier to spot the sloppy drunk hot messes. SO fun!