Case: This is an eclectic little spot which I'm sure I'll see more of like the area that it's in, and I love this style of business. One of the highlights of quick little visit to this business was a wonderful friendly atmosphere. Another was something that I'll be coming back to see on the first Friday of next month and that is the turtle race. No this isn't live turtles racing is a contraption one of the owners dreamt up with two strings in a little wooden turtle. He explained to me how it works but have yet to see it in action and I'm looking forward to that next month. But this place is great and and I'm sure there's something you'll like if you're one of the artsy type that seem to frequent this place. Four stars good and solid!
Classification: tectocephaly


Case: I'm typically not a fan of huge chains, but while taking a family friend to Vegas, I thought I'd give it a shot.  I'm hesitant because the quality in both the food and service is never as good as the original.  It's natural that as you grow, you have less and less control.  Emeril's fits exactly into that category-- the food was solid, but the service was a bit spotty.  \n\nI dined with a family friend of mine who had just returned from a trip to Alaska. He loved the food, saying that the seafood was better prepared than what he had while on his trip.\n\nWe had a show to see, so they were kind enough to fastrack our meal so we could enjoy both dinner and a show.\n\nWhile the food was memorable, the servers and wait staff could improve their manners. We sat next to one of the cash registers, where some of the servers would congregate. Nothing speaks of fine dining, then having a bunch of servers talk about their exploits and \""getting ass.\""\n\nIf only we could have taken the meal to go, or if only they had given us Bose server-cancelling phones, it would've been a perfect experience!
Classification: hallucinosis


Case: As far as chain fast food burger joints are concerned in Las Vegas, I think Five Guys is hands down the winner.  I have tried In and Out, Smash Burger, and Five Guys and they all have their strengths but if we are simply talking quality meat and quality burger...Five Guys all the way.  \n\nThe menu is short and straight forward and you can add as many toppings as you like, no additional cost.  I realize this place is more costly than In and Out but its in a different class and at least they HAVE bacon here. Bacon is a must.
Classification: tectocephaly


Case: If you are super high and it's 2am this is your spot, otherwise, avoid it as there are much better options all around it including Rubios, 5 guys, chic-fil-a, and pizza.
Classification: hallucinosis
Considreing the above, classify the following: Read reviews and it was close...but no cigar ordered the New York steak and veal scaloppini and some cocktails....the steak at 30 a plate was full of fat and gristle and my veal was about the same and the sauce brown and gravy like heavy not what scaloppini is usually like\nMy martini was suggested And it was sweet but lacked flavor...service was good but don't think we'd return with so many choices out there.