Text - I just went stayed here for my bday. I had the spa suite and from the moment i got there the entire staff was very friendly and helpful. I requested a strip view & that was exactly what i got. I had about 5 others staying their too and when i checked in, the check in girl was able to make sure all my other guest had rooms on the same floor. The brunch was great too and the mimosas only $20 for two bottles...Me & my aunt even won money on the slots. My room was huge and we partied hard. Even tho maid service was over, I called and asked they come to clean about 3 by the time i came back around 6...it was done. I would def come back!!!
Group - acquisitiveness


Text - The Valley Ho really needs to change it's name to \""Mad Men:The Experience\"" because everything about this place is meticulously retro-chic and stylish to the max. Seriously come here if you want to channel Don Draper.\nAn enviable location in Scottsdale with Old Town Scottsdale's plethora of restaurants, bars and clubs at your doorstep. My generously sized Signature Tower room was comfortable and afforded magnificent views of The Valley and true to the rest of the hotel, stylish yet comfortable. The beds are like sleeping you on your own little slice of heaven. The bathroom with separate tub and shower was HUGE and had GREAT amenties (LOVE the Icelandic Moonflower products!) and the shower has a little ledge you can plant your bottom on whilst bathing in case you're a little tipsy and need stabilization.\nThe pool is a lively, thumping club by day with beautiful people enjoying all varieties of adult beverages. The pool closes at sunset so the crowd has just enough time to shower, change and then head to Old Town for the evening. The bar and lounge are a fun place to hang out and grab a bite and enjoy some cocktails all in the mid-century atmosphere.\nThe Valley Ho is a destination unto itself and attracts a youthful crowd in a stylish atmosphere that's not too pretentious. Definitely a one-of-a-kind experience for those who are sick and tired of drab accommodations with no personality.
Group - acquisitiveness


Text - I went for my friend's birthday, and we were brought upstairs to a nice dining room. I couldn't find the menu and then I was told it's on the wall. So for starters, I couldn't even read the menu because the room was so dark so I just ended up getting what everyone else got: steakes frites. \nIt came with a salad, it was fresh but it wasn't anything special. Giant pieces of lettuce with some sauce and 3 slices of onions on top.\nThe steak came, most people ended up getting the wrong sauce with their steak. Mine was really tender and the sauce was good, however it hardly came with vegetables and the all you can eat fries were so greasy they made me sick.\nI then got a dessert, which was 3$ and was actually the best part of the entire meal. I was also really disappointed by the coffee I ordered too. It hardly tasted like coffee and was basically in a cup just a slight bit bigger than an espresso cup. I've had better coffee from McDonalds.\n\nAll in all, I don't think i'd ever go back there considering I still have no idea what is on their menu and I paid 40$ for a supper that I could have paid 20$ for and have a way better experience.
Group - horsfordite


Text - I had the new Prime Rib dip sandwich. Not much good to say about it. The size of the sandwich was very small and it was very salty. I had the cheese curds for the side which wasn't bad.
Group - horsfordite


Text - I haven't had good tabbouleh since Emily's Deli in Minneapolis.  Stephonano's tabbouleh is amazing and the pita bread is crazy delish (better than Holy Land).  I plan to check them out again and order something besides salads.
Group - acquisitiveness


Text - This is the worst service I have received in all Las Vegas restaurants. The server walked away in the middle of taking food order. Initially, she refused to take food order and ask us to share food with others whom we met for the first time!!  She refused to give us check instead she asked the us to finished all the food.   It was the worst experience.  The bathroom was extremely filthy. Vomit and booboo gaga all over the place.  I would give a -5/5 rating if given the option.
Group - horsfordite
Classify the following: Decided to try this place today and won't be back. Poor guy behind the counter had to handle the register and prepare the food, while another guy counted the tip jar on the side instead of helping get the line down. I was the third person in line and waited over 15 minutes to get a bagel. The guy ahead of me order a burrito and it took them over 5 minutes to cook the eggs, then the burrito ended up on fire. The man asked for his money back and left upset. They didn't have lids out that fit their cups, and the veggie cream cheese only had green onions in it. Not impressed.