Case: A scam!  \n\nMyself and 3 friends bought VIP tickets to go here. But when we got to the place were told to wait in a crowd and make our way to the front. After 15 minutes we were approached by a bouncer who encouraged us to tip him to get in. So we offered him $20. He said \"" try 5 x that\"" and walked away.  \n\nA few minutes later my friend went to the front and explained our complimentary vip tickets. The bouncer at the door also requested a line tip to let us in. \n\nI can't believe the bellagio hasn't cought on to this scam yet!
Classification: phrenicoglottic


Case: Baguettes, Crossants, Quiche, Tarts, Coffee, Wraps, Sandwiches, I really could keep going.\n\nI have been frequenting Olivier, Shelby and the gang for quite sometime now and all I have to say is Thank God for Baguette Cafe. \n\nI love everything about this place. Upon entry into this unassuming cafe, you are greeted with a smile and the delightful smell of fresh baked breads and pastries. I love the purity and love that goes into the food here. It really is unlike any other cafe in the Las Vegas area. The staff is very enthusiastic about what they serve and it shows. Olivier will take the time, despite a line out the door at lunch time, to describe in detail the daily specials of soups, sandwiches and pastries. \n\nI have been here too many times to count. With the free wireless, I often find myself setting up shop and spending the morning or afternoon catching up on graduate school or just chatting with friends. \n\nSome of my favorite daily specials served: Chicken curry sandwich, shrimp bisque, french peasant stew, Moroccan chicken sandwich, gazpacho, spinach and cheese quiche, pear tart.....OK now I'm making myself hungry again.\n\nThey have a wide range of beverages and serve Illy coffee! \nSome of my favorite drinks: Thai iced tea, green tea iced tea, CHAI SO AMAZING. \n\nWarning: It becomes very busy at lunch time and also is not open on the weekends. Also sometimes food takes a bit due to the nature of the care that goes into the sandwiches they prepare. I really dislike the reviews of this place stating the service is slow or that it took too long to get their sandwich. Baguette cafe is the type of place that makes you want to slow down and enjoy your coffee and meal.
Classification: pycnotic


Case: I just moved here and found the perfect nail place...but it's 20 minutes away and I needed something close today so I tried this place. There are a couple other places close by but I decided to try this place. \n\nGot a manicure and a pedicure today. \n\nThe employees were friendly. \n\nHowever, the pedicure chairs are very old and absolutely the lowest quality chairs I have ever seen in a salon. \n\nDuring the manicure I noticed that the station had layers of grime all over the lamp and other things and was extremely gross. There were also what appeared to be two small pubic hairs sitting in top of the lotion bottle. \n\nI asked for my nails to be buffed rather than having clear-coat applied;  she didn't tell me they charge $5 to buff although the clear-coat was free....found that out at the register. \n\nAnyway...go across the street to the nail salon next to Starbucks rather than this place. \n\nI will not make the mistake of going here again.
Classification: phrenicoglottic


Case: If I could give them 0 stars I would. Weekly plus had an offer for their brownies so I called Slade Grove (they answered the phone....hello.....nothing more....that should have been my first clue to their unprofessional ways) to ask them if their brownies were of a decent size to give out to my guests on Christmas.  I mentioned that I was looking to buy the Weekly Plus deal.  The man said oh yes, they are very large and that would work, so I bought the deal. The next day I went to order the brownies and was told by voice recording only that I couldn't order them for Christmas.  That was the sole purpose for my purchase and the reason I called and spoke with Slade Grove first.  I tried several times to reach them by phone but only ever got a recording.  I also left several messages which to this day have not been responded to.  There is no brownie in the world that is worth this terrible service.  Beware of this company.
Classification: phrenicoglottic


Case: A throughly enjoyable evening, in spite of the fact that they were out of the bone marrow when we arrived. \nThe setting is very French with the requisite zinc bar and black and white tile floor. Loud, but appropriately so. Snug but not uncomfortable. The rilette and chicken liver pate were very good and abundant, and the cornichons are a nice touch. We had Hanger steak frites and Pot au feu. The steak was expertly cooked with restrained seasoning and a luscious herb butter. The frites were thick and served with aioli. My wifes Pot au Feu was less successful, the individual elements were very good, but they just didn't seem to come together. \nThe wine list is excellent and fairly priced, although more by the glass selections would be nice. The service was spot on. Pleasant, helpful without being cloying. My glass of Haut-Medoc was off and swept away without question. \nWe felt it very fairly priced with the aforementioned meals, one cocktail (a rare in Montreal, High Ball glass with plenty of Gin!) 4 glasses of wine for $120.\nAll in all a very nice experience, but I wouldn't call it a culinary mecca .
Classification: pycnotic


Case: Great casual lunch place with lots of room and parking considering it is located in the busy Biltmore area. The pick-two combos are very reasonably priced and they serve a chocolate covered strawberry with your meal. Their chicken enchilada chili is very tasty.
Classification: pycnotic


Case: Vegetarian only buffet. Very slow at replenishing their buffet line even though they only had a few dishes.
Classification: phrenicoglottic


Case: Alright kids here goes,\nThe first time I went to massage pro it was amazing! I had a therapist I believe by the name Kerry and everything was perfect, all the way down to the price and the way her room was set up. It was dark, tranquil, she had nice music, just as a massage should be. When  booking my second appointment there they didn't even ask for my request of who I wanted a massage with, they just assigned me a lady. Once I got there I could not wait to receive the same treatment, and I was seriously, utterly LET DOWN.\n\nThe new lady I had was not at all at the level of where Kerry was. Her room was bright with the sun coming in, and her room was cluttered! How can you relax and enjoy your time when you are in a room literally covered top to bottom in STUFF!? Not to mention my entire massage she kept on talking to me, I paid for this hour to relax not talk. Do not get me wrong the lady was sweet, but it was simply not right for a massage. She also kept doing things without even asking or letting me know, such as throwing a scalding hot towel under my neck, or putting lotion around my hair line. I was quite frustrated and irritated by the time I left, and also was 60 dollars poorer.\n\nMy advice if you have already been and loved the experience, MAKE SURE you request the same person. If you have not been you are going to have to gamble with the fact that not all of these therapists are at the same level or practice in the same way.
Classification: pycnotic
What is the classification for the passage below?
If the Chinese economy has a \""hard landing,\"" it will look like Cofco Cultural Center. \n\nMost of the storefronts are empty. There's one gift store, woefully declaring \""yes, we're open!\"" There are restaurants on either side of Ranch Market that may be the same restaurant with different names. The architecture is pretty in a \""Disney does China\"" way, but it's essentially a strip mall with a high vacancy rate, anchored by a supermarket.