Example: Six of us dined for dinner after a recent Angels exhibition game.  The restaurant is on a hill with a beautiful view. We were greeted cordially and seated.  Our server was the best art of our experience. He was efficient with a good sense of humor. As first timers he explained the menu and asked f there were any questions. Bread and butter arrived quickly. Ou orders were promptly taken. So- so iceberg lettuce salad appeared shortly there after. \n\nThere was one order for Prime Rib medium rare and five orders for various steaks. The meal came with green beans and corn on the cob. There were two orders for baked potatoes.  \n\nThe food came in a timely manner. The Primr Rib came medium well, was dry with little or no flavor. All of the steaks were over cooked. All of the food was Luke warm at best. We came to the conclusion that ths is a VERY LARGE restaurant; and it is difficult to individualize orders. We are not likely to return to this restaurant. The view, the magician and server were the best parts of our dinner and not the food.
Class: aging


Example: I got almost all my haircuts for about 3 years here. And although I could never put my finger on it until recently, there was always something slightly unsettling about the experience; as if it recalled something uncomfortable from my past.\n\nI should point out that I'm not into sports at all, so their theme wasn't what got me in the door. TVs running CSPAN or the NASA channel would've been at least as appealing. The idea of getting all emotional about a bunch of guys you've never met scoring more points than a bunch of other guys you've never met will forever be a foreign one to me. You might say I should've just taken my business elsewhere. But the sports theme wasn't a problem. Differences of opinion about how best to spend a Sunday afternoon in autumn aside, a haircut is a haircut.\n\nThen a few months ago I had a rather coarse young woman cutting my hair who asked me something about football. When I politely told her I wasn't really into football she said, \""Well, I don't have anything else to say to you.\"" \n\nBear in mind, she didn't know I don't care much for any sport. I only told her that football wasn't my thing. Am I to take from this that no matter how devoted a follower of other sports, if a customer doesn't prostrate himself before the glory of almighty football she really can't bother to continue the arduous task of making conversation? If it weren't said with a straight face and followed by a near complete lack of conversation I'd have thought she was joking.\n\nThis same woman on other occasions would swear openly and loud enough for all to hear. Now, profanity doesn't bother me one fucking bit. But I have to question the intelligence of someone who doesn't realize that some of her customer are bound to be religious types who will take their money somewhere else. In her case, I wish they would. Even if it's not offensive, it's unprofessional. \n\nOther times, if I brought a book to read while I waited, someone would use it as an opportunity to make conversation and ask what I was reading. Then after a brief description of the book I'd be treated like a pocket-protector-wearing, extra-credit-earning, highwater pants sporting nerd. That's when I realized the source of my unease. It was like being in high school again and I was a nerd who took a wrong turn and found himself in a hostile locker room. \n\nTo their credit, the coupons are pretty plentiful. The haircuts usually range from adequate to good and the MVP service is pretty nice if you have the time and are so inclined as to enjoy aging cheerleader types massaging your head in a back room. Just don't go if you aren't into sports and don't want to deal with the attitude of people with a high school maturity level.
Class: aging


Example: Okay so you can see how many reviews this place has and overall how many stars it has. \n\nWhat can I add?  An aerial view of a big @$$ tiger they had for Chinese New years!  \n\nMy complaints?\n\n- Expensive to stay here\n- I lost too much money at the craps table here.
Class: aldebaranium


Example: So I went to the Lincoln YMCA very excited to become a member, because i wanted to use their pool and take yoga classes.  \n\nI work as a substitute teacher and live in a very tight budget, but a family member has offered to pay for my monthly membership.  \n\nI walked up to the front desk and told the young lady that i wanted to be a member and she said it would be $99 to join unless i worked for ... (and listed off some businesses), if i worked for them the $99 would be waived. I asked her why the people that worked for said businesses got special treatment, and she said that those businesses had made deals with them.  I explained to her my situation, and told her i had read the mission statement stating that \""no one was turned away because of their inability to pay.\"" and her response was -\""It is $99 to join and I can't waive that.\""  I told her that i couldn't afford an extra $99 on top of the $43 a month and she just shrugged her shoulders.  She then walked away and started helping someone else, offering no other options or solutions.\n\nI emailed the valley of the sun YMCA website and they said they would contact the Lincoln center and have them get back to me.  No one ever got back to me.\n\nI guess this particular YMCA is really more interested in being a recreation center for ASU then being a community resource.
Class: aging


Example: Fat Head's is a great local establishment and I'll forgive them that they opened a store in Cleveland instead of a second Pittsburgh location.  They have an excellent beer selection and of course, delicious and unique burgers.  However, I still can't believe they DON'T HAVE A VEGGIE BURGER! That's the reason for only 4 stars instead of 5.
Class: aldebaranium


Example: The ONLY reason this place is getting two stars is because they are hands down (so far) my favorite place to go after a night of drinking for pizza and wings. I love the Cajun wings and their ranch, it is so delicious!  Their pepperoni pizza is great too, however, slightly over priced during daytime business hours; runs about 12$ after tax.  After midnight the pizza is half off and so worth that 5 something.  \n\nNow, the whole reason I didn't give this place higher stars is because the waitress SUCKED!  When we got there she was quick to ask for drinks and we were also ready to order and be done because it was getting late- she ran away before we could say something. Then she brings us our waters and we say again, we would like to order and she gave us a look and said yeah ( in some crappy tone) and then walked away. Finally, three minutes later she comes back and takes the order. During my meal I quickly ran out of water, I'm using my straw making that noise getting the last sips out and she's standing right there just doing nothing. She comes over five minutes later to bring us the check and we had to ASK FOR WATER! All our cups were sitting there we all made the dang noise and still nothing. She spoke with the bartender most of the time and keep in mind this crappy service came at 330 am with only one other table for her!  Also, she had the driest personality and was so incredibly dull and lifeless I felt like she was sucking the life and fun out of me. She made the whole experience miserable and since we only go there on the weekends in early AM i am going to have to check out other places similar because I'm not ending my night of fun with boring crappy Betty the waitress, or whatever her name was. \n\nTap house needs to straighten this out ASAP!
Class: aging


Example: Hey @udderdelights Monkey Moo!  1st time here I tried it and loved it!  Now they don't have it!  Hey!  Gimme my Monkey Moo!  Don't jerk with the monkey karma man!\n\nThis local biz is pretty cool.  Friendly and accommodating people peddling a tasty local product.  Score for the local food scene!\n\nWe met the owner @GilbertMarket (I'll get to my review of that later) and he was very nice.  We picked up some tasty lunch food from his food truck as well.  Score again!\n\nThe monkey says that you should patronize this local business.  Don't mess with the monkey.\n\nps.\n\nBring back my Monkey Moo!
Class: aldebaranium


Example: Bob and his team have cared for my three dogs on several occasions and have always gone above and beyond our expectations.  This company truly knows what customer service is.  There have been a few occasions when they have gone out of the way to perform non-pet related tasks.  These guys do it all when it comes to your pets, whether short or long term, simple or complex pets I would trust this company every time. You won't be disappointed.
Class: aldebaranium
Classify the following: After many bad dine in experience at this restaurant, we decided to order take out instead.  Went to pick up the food. Stood there for more than 10 minutes before anyone would acknowledged me.  Then when they found out it was for pick up, they started sitting the dine in customers who came in after me again and again before I had to stop them and said \""hey, I don't have all day.  The food is sitting right there behind you.\"" We won't be coming back to this place.