Text - Went here on a Saturday night. Even though I was kicked out because this crazy drunk chick decided to try and fight BOTH my boyfriend and I...it was really fun. The security was on point they didn't let this crazy chick go far with her antics before ushering us out. The dance floor was fun and the DJ was great especially compared to the others on Mill I  heard that night..
Group - femorocaudal


Text - D O   N O T   G O   H E R E!!! I run a business where we often refer people to tailors if we can't alter their clothing within their schedule. We often used to send people to Monetti but our customers have had three really bad experiences. First customer was charged $150 for next day service when they were initially quoted about $40. Out second customer received such bad work the suit pants were not wearable nor were we able to fix the mistake. The third customer was told they would need to spend over $300 dollars for alterations, the things they said the suit needed are procedures that don't exist. They will take advantage of someone in need. Monetti is SKUM!
Group - sockmaker


Text - I have had lunch here several times and always enjoyed it. My best friend was getting married and she is a vegan so sometimes it is difficult to find options for her while eating out. As I was in charge of planning her bachelorette party, I made reservations at this restaurant 6 weeks prior to the event for 10 people. 20 minutes prior to the reservation time the restaurant called me and informed me that they would not be able to accommodate us. With 10 people running around I was thankfully able to find another vegan friendly restaurant in the area to accommodate us but this was a massive inconvenience. As much as I enjoyed the food I will likely not return to this establishment and certainly not for a special event or with a large party.
Group - sockmaker


Text - This is one of my favorite places to eat in Chandler! They offer an awesome line up of beers along with delicious food. However, after last night, I recommend avoiding Sunday nights at San Tan, because the rookie entertainer on guitar could quite possibly ruin your dinner! \n\nMy family and I went in to eat on Sunday 7/27. Everything was terrific! We had the nachos, mac and cheese, and a couple burgers. The boys all ordered the Mr. Pineapple beer, their favorite, and the ladies had cocktails and wine. Our server Mike was friendly, attentive, and knowledgeable about the menu. We sat on the patio which was actually very nice considering it's Arizona in July! \n\nWhat we didn't love was the \""entertainment\"" they had playing up front that unfortunately carried through the speakers outside. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for independent musicians, but this guy was awful. He had a guitar loop playing with him that he had trouble keeping up with, and botched the words to several songs that most people hold sacred. (Hootie & The Blowfish, The Beatles, Matchbox 20....) \n\nWe ended up leaving early and heading to La Stalla (Italian restaurant right down the row) to have after dinner drinks and dessert. They had a bald guy there playing electric guitar (and not annoyingly ruining some of my favorite songs) which was lovely!\n\nSan Tan is a wonderful place to eat, I highly recommend it. You just might want to bring earplugs, or have a couple extra drinks...
Group - femorocaudal


Text - I give this place an overall 2.5 stars:\n\nThe Pros:  Great customer service.  Large dining area that can accommodate lots of customers.  Delicious, juicy pork satay. Garlic pepper chicken was wonderful and they used all white meat!  \n\nThe Cons:  Prices are a bit inflated (expect to pay $2+ on all dishes), portions are tiny for the inflated price you pay.  Location is in a run down strip mall in a ghetto, shady part of Vegas.  \n\nMy hubby and I came to the conclusion that this place is overly hyped. We had better pad thai from The Thai Noodle House on Spring Mountain (Chinatown) for a few dollars less and double the portion size.  It was a good thing that we were not too hungry as the portions they served us were comparably smaller to what other Thai restaurants may serve you.
Group - sockmaker


Text - Hunnie Bunnie's Godmother bought her dance lessons here for her fourth birthday. She absolutely loves dance class and the instructors here are all very nice and patient. Dance lessons go on for an entire years with two recitals and a couple of breaks in between. They are pretty strict on not missing any classes but if you do have to, they have make up classes available. We will definitely continue to go here!
Group - femorocaudal


Text - What a magical place! I found this place on yelp and thought that my daughter's 7th birthday may finally have a venue. I called and left a message for Cowgirl Kathy(CK)and she promptly called me back. After a nice conversation I asked if I could give a credit card over the phone.  CK said they were a little old fashion and I could send a check or encouraged me to come out, see the farm, and sign a contract.  I headed out that afternoon, I don't know why I was thinking it was far, it is down the street from Springs Preserve. Walking around this place for a tour, I was blown away, cute beyond words. Chickens, rabbits, goats on climbing frame that kids can get all over. Pigs, peacocks and of course PONIES! Needless to say we booked the 10 am party (on weekend they do 2 parties a day, 10-1 and 2-5) CK said arrival by 9:30 would be plenty of time. You ring your own food and hand it over, they do EVERYTHING. I got there 10 minutes to 10:00 and they did it all and made me look like a rockstar. They have these parties down, the kids (we had over 20) totally captivated and engaged from beginning to end. Parents were encouraged to enjoy and relax. A mom's birthday dream.  Blows those cookie cutter parties away, quote the 7 year old \""Can we do the exact same thing next year?\"" High praise indeed!
Group - femorocaudal


Text - In Phoenix on Thursday on a courier run, and had to wait for the last flight of the evening to get home...so back to the magic Yelp mobile app to find Thai for dinner  that was close to transit...\n\nThai Basil looked to be favorable from the reviews, so I ventured to the restaurant.  From the outside, not too shabby.  3 cars in the lot and 1 person sitting on the curb eating from a take-out box so I figured it would not be busy.  On entering, I saw 3 tables seated.  The waitress met me at the door and asked where I would like to sit.  I replied in Thai that on the east side would be better, so I would not be next to a window with sun burning down.\n\nSeated on the right side, she asked me if I would like water or another beverage.  I advised water would be great.  She put the menu in front of me and went to get water.  When she returned, I told her I was ready to order.  Som Tom, the yardstick by which I measure every Thai restaurant and Jasmine rice.  Waitress asked me if I wanted spicy, 1-10 or Thai Hot 1-3.  I ordered Thai Hot 3, in great anticipation of a flavorful fire!\n\nAs I waited, I looked around the restaurant.  Tables were tight on the west side, with a long banquet bench against the west wall and 2-tops all the way along.  On the east side, 2 4-top round high tables and 2 6-top regular height tables appeared to have more space between them.  in looking at the floor, the corners and near the baseboards were quite dirty...and in looking up, there was a lot of dust on the fixtures and the vents.  I began to understand why someone would get food to go and sit on the curb in 115 degrees.\n\nThe salad and rice were presented to me in about 10 minutes.  What appeared to be a very large portion of papaya salad, about 3 cups, was an illusion.  The salad was placed on top of a pretty large amount of lettuce, which I did not see until I had taken a few bites of the salad.  I figure I actually had about 1 1/2 cups of papaya salad.\n\nSpice was 5 (makes my nose run, while 8 makes my forehead sweat and 10 brings tears to my eyes).  Disappointing since I ordered Thai Hot 3.  Waitress came to ask if I needed anything and I asked for lime and chili.  Both were brought quickly.  I doctored the order and worked my way through the papaya.  All the lettuce underneath was a disappointment.  Rice was wrong, overcooked to nearly mush.\n\nUntil they get the dust and dirt cleaned up, I am doubting that I will return.
Group - sockmaker
Considreing the above, classify the following: I plan on contacting these people tomorrow about replacing the apple I bought from them.  The apple people completely downloaded a new operating system for me and I still can't open Hotmail, gmail, Utube etc.  Everything is okay if you don't have to sign in to anything.  The people at the Apple store have said they have never seen anything quite like it.  I will fill you in on what the Do.  If they aren't willing to work with me, I intend to contact  University president, the BBB, And one of the television stations that helps with things like this.\n\nAt this point for anything more than furniture or small office supplies, I say AYOR.