Example: Oh god... If I never go here again, it will be too soon.  I got a deep tissue massage, but it felt like I was barely being touched.  I paid for a 60-minute massage, not a petting session.  I don't think that I at all resemble a cat -- if I did, the massage I got would've been appropriate and adequate, but I'm not, so I expect to get what I pay for, and was thoroughly displeased.
Class: septime


Example: I had a Groupon and went for dinner with my boyfriend last night.  This place is amazing!  We started off with the tapas sampler, and everything on it was great.  We also ordered bacon wrapped dates stuffed with chorizo, which just melted in my mouth.  For our entree, we shared a fried chicken dish--very good and actually not too heavy.  And if course, since it's a Cuban restaurant, I had mojitos.  They were delicious, and very authentic--no Bacardi!  In addition to the great food, the service was fast and friendly.  We will definitely be going back soon!
Class: peterman


Example: I'm a regular at Denny's when traveling across country. I don't have much of a budget when traveling and when making a speed run, I just want to know I'm going to get decent food. Denny's usually hits it on the head.\n\nWhile the food was great, the service was, not so much.\n\nNow, mind you I did roll in at about 1:00 AM / 12:00 AM (MT/PT), but I've done that all over the west and never had service like this.\n\nThe only waitress was at the counter eating and reading the newspaper. She was obviously the only one there and was on lunch, so she took my order none the less (comes out to a draw, really, due to poor management). The waitress though looked like she was on tough times herself (and probably looking for a new job in the classifieds).\n\nThe food was standard fare for Denny's.\n\nHowever, what I noticed about this Denny's from the ones I had been to recently in Arizona is this: No free WIFI Internet (which sucked because the only reason I went to Denny's was hoping for WIFI to check the weather and road conditions ahead since this was winter). They also did not have The Bite Network, which was always a great way to pass the awkward time between ordering and eating when dining alone.\n\nIf I'm passing through Vegas again I will probably not stop at this Denny's.
Class: septime


Example: Sorry- just doesn't do it for me.  The steak is average and it's over run by BoA middle management.
Class: septime


Example: I was in yesterday with my family had the best experience with our server PK plus great breakfast!
Class: peterman


Example: Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not one for strip clubs. However, if more were like my night here, than I might change my mind.\n\nNo pressure, relaxed atmosphere, in a very nice looking (and clean) venue!\n\nBest part of the night? A 400 lb. (at least) man being brought on stage by a bunch of dancers and they slowly took all his clothes off down to his underwear. Probably the best night of that guys life next to his wedding (he was the bachelor).\n\nThe guy was a real champ! It made for an awesome show!
Class: peterman
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The Happy Hikers got up early, hiked Marcus Landing, and rewarded our efforts with breakfast at Soul Cafe. The \""wet burrito \"" is one of our favorites, the pancakes are to die for and the service fantastic!