Example: Exceeded expectations. ....had the blackened fish sandwich and it was absolutely amazing. ...I will be back!
Class: Theobald


Example: This place is ghetto assf#*k! There are methers, prostitutes and scum that frequent this place, they do offer a AAA discount that brings the total to around $50 after tax. If you need a place to stay this will do, just don't leave your valuables in your vehicle.\n\nGood luck
Class: Herulian


Example: The perfect date night place, hands down!\nThe atmosphere is beautiful and everyone is very friendly. Our server Tony was awesome. \nI had the Fettucine Alla Pappasito. It was perfect, just perfect! The Caesar salad was the best I've ever had. Their wine selection left a little to be desired, but other than that, this place is great. The live entertainment was a perfect compliment to our meal.  I cant get over what a wonderful experience this place was. I'll definitely be back!
Class: Theobald


Example: In the world of Food Network specials and Cupcake War like shows... Nona's Bakery provides a much needed treat site to the University Area.  I stepped in here the other day and the aroma of all the baked treats was a treat in-itself.  The space itself is rather large and I didn't know they were set up to do special event planning and catering.  There's even a new (well-new to me) cupcake bar.\n\nSurprised by the variety of what they offer... literally a \""candy store\"" of baked treats.  One could definitely go horribly astray from their diets if you go here.\n\nI did notice someone picking up a special cake.  It was a odd shaped cake (looked like a toothpaste tube) but it must have been an inside joke or something.  Guess my point is that you can probably custom order a cake from here to cater to any event you are planning.\n\nI think my next \""event\"" will have a treat or 500 from Nona's, but for now... I can only enjoy the free smells that the bakery offers!
Class: Theobald


Example: AZ88 gets 5 stars for having the best Buffalo Chicken Sandwich in all of Arizona.  It is incredible.  Messy as hell but incredible nonetheless.  Oh, and just when you thought it couldn't get any better, it comes with waffle fries...WAFFLE FRIES people!!!!  It also comes with a delightful little fruit salad and slightly tangy ketchup which is to die for!\n\nI go to AZ88 anytime I want to have a nice swanky time and don't want to pay an arm and a leg for it.  it is the perfect place to have any sort of celebration because it is kind to people of all budgets.  Don't get me wrong, if you want to spend a crap load of $$, AZ88 will be more than happy to oblige!  Their cocktails are all quite pricey but they are HUGE and potent, so I excuse them for that.  But if you are just there to eat or have a drink or two, you can easily get out of there for $20, which isn't too shabby.\n\nI go for lunch all the time and sit at the bar and hang with Jamel, my fave daytime bartender, as we sit, watch, and laugh at all the people who are confused by the HE/SHE bathrooms and can't figure out how to get in them. Just push open the door people...\n\nThe lunch crowd is quite eclectic, but the dinner crowd is very different.  They rather match the modern and voyeuristic design of AZ88.  Basically what I'm getting at, is these people want to be seen, and they want to be seen specifically in AZ88.\n\nBut again, we all have our moments (especially in PHX) where we want to pretend we're someone and somewhere else and AZ88 is the perfect place to provide said transport.
Class: Theobald


Example: We were staying at Cosmopolitan, and after checking into our room decided to grab a quick bite to eat at Holstein's. There was a lot of confusion from the beginning trying to even get seated, but we finally were.\n\nI ordered the beef sliders, they weren't great. Very bland. My friend ordered the California Turkey burger. It was so wet, the bun was soggy and the entire burger just fell apart. It was too difficult to eat so she really didn't enjoy it. \n\nMy husband had one of the beef burgers, requested it medium-well and it was definitely undercooked.\n\nOur server was probably the worst part of the experience. He was condescending and very difficult to get his attention when we needed something. Specifically we wanted the bill and then to pay so we could get on with our night. The whole meal took entirely too long, considering what we ordered and the off-peak hour.\n\nI wouldn't eat here again. I might stop in for one of their overpriced milkshakes, but wouldn't eat a meal here.
Class: Herulian


Example: Sometimes the billing offices simply make a mistake.  Be nice, explain the situation, and they are happy to correct it.  NOT STATCLINIX!!!!!\nI paid the copay in cash before the treatment, per your policy.  No, I didn't ask for a receipt but, that does not mean you can charge me again.\n\nThe copay is clearly on the card and I gladly paid it upfront, as you requested.\n\nI WILL NOT pay it again!!\n\nI wonder how many $20 -$50 co pays are paid again just to get rid of this monthly bill?
Class: Herulian


Example: 3-3-2012 Went for a tattoo and I had an appointment.... 3 hours later I finally sat for my tattoo....  I am not a music hater but the music was so loud it was horrible and when the tattoo artist said something to the owner about the volume, he said that I, THE CUSTOMER, did not have a say in how loud or what music was playing.. I wasn't asking them to change the music just turn it down SLIGHTLY, please.... I could not talk to the person that was in the same room as me... I will not go back there ... and I have many more tattoos to get still!
Class: Herulian
Classify the following: I usually loveeee Chipotle's  and I order the bowl but this time I decided to order 3 tacos w flour shell, this was awful, they didnt wrap it individually it was all in one big foil, by the time it was time to eat them it looked like one big nasty mess, and wet from the steak meat, I had to throw it away after a couple bites, maybe the young teenage workers do not put much thought on the product since they are only there for gas and movies money right? oh well.