Case: I usually get the matcha green tea slush and the wife gets taro coconut slush...both are great.  I like this place this best out of the other boba's places.  We got the potatoe fries and calimari...and both were ehh...So we just stuck with boba slush only.  Good atmosphere and has a lot of the younger crowd.  Parking is also ehh...next to asian market.
Classification: wyke


Case: Have been here before a couple of times for business lunches, but todays was definitely not good.  I ordered the mini pizza with side salad and an iced tea.  The salad was a little gritty like it had been cleaned properly, and the mini pizza veggies were still crunchy with cheese that had not melted entirely.\n\nI was truly disappointed, since this was my FIRST bad experience here.  Hopefully it was a one time occurance, because this place tends to be our company's GO TO restaurant for business lunches.
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Case: The luxurious services you dream of! The friendly staff greets you with a smile and offers you a beverage. I personally love the espresso. They listen to what you want and your desired look and skillfully achieve it! Their blowouts are relaxing and quick. Their stylists are professional and poised and I always leave looking and feeling like a queen!
Classification: wyke


Case: Back in the day I used to drive all the way from Surprise to eat here, yes the food was that good. They used to have the most killer Pollo Fundido as well as amazing chunky salsa. \n\nTime has certainly changed this place.. we started with a cheese crisp with green chiles, delicious.. nice and crispy with just the right amount of chile strips.. also ordered their killer chunky salsa which was as good as I remember it. \n\nThen come my Pollo Fundido swimming, Im serious about this, swimming in a pool of grease!! They didn't even bother draining the thing before tossing it onto my plate. Was disgusting too, not even like clear oil but dark brown grease. Vile. Then the Misters Sampler showed up.. this thing was a fucking mess! You couldn't tell what was what under the piles of sauce and lettuce until you took a bite. Mini chimis were burnt, mini tacos burnt, tamales, cold and hard.. was a complete wreck. \n\nAfter a few bites we called it.. major loss of appetite.. a shame too cause the salsa was actually really good but the entrees were inedible. \n\nMeanwhile, the Mister was attached to the toilet within a few hours of eating here.. he was sick all day the next too.. so word of caution, eat here at your own risk.\n\nIm sure going to miss the good meals I used to have here, what a real shame.
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Case: Hidden Gem is an understatement. \n\nThis is a fantastic place to get quality Sushi at very reasonable prices. I lived walking distance from it for a time and I remember the location never being able to stick to a format. Prior to Mido, one restaurant after another fell over time. Mido isn't going away anytime soon from what I see. \n\nThe amount of food you can get at this place is fantastic. They start you off with a salad, miso soup and some edemame that is cold and unsalted. Edemame served that way wasn't ideal for me in my first visit, but it sure is a welcomed sight now. You get all this stuff before you even decide what you want to drink. They used to give you a 2nd salad that was an amazing serving of spiced tuna over a bed of lettuce, but those days are long gone. \n\nThe sushi has always been a great combination of the traditional along with Pancho's \""special rolls.\"" If you are more in to some of the deep fried rolls (like my brother in law is) this place has you covered. \nThe service has never disappointed and the free Mochi iced cream is a nice touch I see other Sushi places starting to adopt. \n\nThe overall experience has always been positive going to Mido. Best place for the money hands down. \n\nDo it.
Classification: wyke


Case: Nasty!!!\nGot the strawberry daquiri and it tasted way too strong, with a TERRIBLE aftertaste! Also, the guy working there was so stingy. He wouldn't let us taste-test any of the stuff so I got unlucky here.  Also, overpriced... $16.99. Booo. But not going to lie, this stuff was pretty strong, but filled with nasty, cheap alcohol. I also tried my friend's pina colada, and it wasn't any better. Stick with fat tuesdays (http://www.yelp.com/biz/fat-tuesday-las-vegas-2). \n\nAnd sad part is, I accidentally left my Eiffel Tower souvenir in the hotel room :(
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Beware!!!! This place is a disaster!!!! I have NEVER rated ANYTHING a 1 star before in my life! Worst nail experience in my life! I can't stress how bad of a job Holly( the nail tech) did on my hand. I went in for a full set with my best friend that was visiting town and I did some research and found this \"" adorable\"" little nail salon. I usually go to the nail bar in henderson because they do amazing 3d nails and designs by hand but they were booked for the weekend so I called Pink nails and asked if they do 3d nails and the receptionist said they can do anything I can bring a picture of off of google. I was extremely excited and looked online and found a cute picture or polka dots and stripes and was looking forward to my appointment and to show off vegas a little bit to my friend. We walked in and I showed Holly the picture of what I wanted and she immediately said she refused to do it. Her manager came over and told her just to do it. I sat down and she glued the nails on without doing my cuticles and made my fingers bleed. I kept my patience until it was time for her to paint them and she once again was being a HUGE B**** and refused to do polka dots. She said she will do glitter instead. Again I kept my patience and said \"" okay at this point I don't care what you do\"" she painted a layer of regular nail polish and claimed that it was Gel, but it clearly stated that it was not. I wanted to see how many lies she would continue to tell me before I spoke up. After she painted my nails with glitter she took the file and filed down my cuticle area causing it to look like I needed a fill!!!! At this point I spoke up and had enough! She was giving me a very bad attitude and in the end I paid $70 and my blood is still boiling! 4 days later ( today) I went and paid the Nail Bar in henderson to fix their mistake and ended up paying another $60. They couldn't believe someone could charge me so much for the crappy job they did. P.s- they confirmed that the polish that Holly said was Gel... WAS NOT GEL!!! Don't let them scam you!!