Example: Bought a Groupon for a facial for the wifey and surprised her with a trip to Facelogic.  She came out glowing, relaxed and happy.  That is hands down a winner for me.\n\nHappy wife = happy life.  'Nuff said.
Class: hyperbarbarous


Example: Important Note:  This is a bar for a certain kind of person.  The kind of person who wants to sit and drink and chat and drink some more.  I am that person.\n\nWe came to Frankie's while in town for Viva Las Vegas, after having checked out the website.  It was everything we had hoped: fruity, deadly drinks, far-out decor and sweet music.  We each had two drinks, and sent out our friend Dave for tacos across the street to slow the drunkeness.  We had so much fun that we returned later in the week after forcing Dave to get a tattoo.  The tiki glasses that we returned to Canada with are our most prized souvenirs of the week.  I'll be heading back next year!
Class: hyperbarbarous


Example: I agree with all the other reviews that say the service here is horrible. I think management needs to be trained better how to take care of their customers.\n\nI was promptly seated in the lounge area by a hostess. I was told that there was a $25 minimum, and I didn't mind as I wanted to stay for a little while to eat, drink and watch college football.\n\nServer never checks on me, then another hostess comes and asks if I reserved the spot in the lounge. I tell her someone sat me here after I told them I wanted a place and that I didn't mind the $25 minimum. Then the manager, I think his name was Kevin, comes and says that was a mistake and he can show me to another table. Except every other table has a $50 minimum, aside from outside where there are no TV's to watch football. Then he tells me I can grab any available space at the bar and there is no minimum there.\n\nAt this point, I'm pretty annoyed. It's your mistake and you tell me you can't seat me somewhere else, when there are literally TONS of empty seats/tables? You can't spare ONE table to correct YOUR mistake? It's obvious they have rules, but seriously. Their managers need to learn a little bit about problem solving and treating the customer right.\n\nUnless you're ready to spend, don't waste your time with this place. They don't care about service. They only want $$$.
Class: destinism


Example: This public transit system is a joke. The drivers are so rude (and I'm from CHICAGO), the service is very erratic. I just waited 45 min for a bus and two buses with plenty of standing room wouldn't let us on. You prepay before you board so doesn't matter how long you wait, they have your money. Terrible terrible terrible.
Class: destinism
Classify the following: This place is great but it's also not the best.\n\nIt's nice they serve food to you but It's very pricey.  Nothing on their menu is too Wow...and the selection of music is okay.  They have different folders of music, and have separate singing rooms.  It's like a typical asian karoke place. \n\nI like their soju though.  Other than that eh.  It was okay.