Example: First of all, this is a 0 STAR review... They made me put at least 1. I have been a member at quite a few gyms around the area over time- this being the worst. I joined Gold's because of the convenient location. This is where my mistake begins...\n\nI sign up for the $16 membership, which is supposed to let me bring a guest every time. When I bring my guests every single one of them gets assaulted with numerous phone calls for the next month pretty much begging them to come in and get a membership. (One phone call is okay, i get it, but I am bringing people in as my guest which I am paying for monthly.) MINUS 1 STAR FOR HARASSING MY GUESTS. ANNOYING SALES PEOPLE.\n\nI go to the gym at 4:30 pm... Gym fully packed. I get it. Primetime. \nI go to the gym at 7:00 am... Gym fully packed. I don't get it. Not even a squat rack open. I can't even imagine what this gym would be like on the 1st of January. MINUS 1 STAR FOR OVERCROWDING.\n\nI get charged a sneaky $50 annual gym \""rate guarantee\"" which is supposed to be used to upgrade equipment I was told. Yet no visible upgrades going on??? If you need ideas I will give you some: New water fountain that shoots higher than 4 centimeters forcing me to slobber my big lips all over the faucet! New gym equipment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINUS 1 STAR FOR SNEAKY UPGRADE FEE WITH NO UPGRADES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN.\n\nStaff is overall rude over the past 2 years. There has been 1 or 2 good staff members but they don't stay working for Golds long, and I can't blame them. MINUS 1 STAR FOR RUDE STAFF\n\n\nFinally I walk into Gold's Gym Scottsdale ready to end it all. Put myself out of the misery and cancel the membership for good. I break the news to the (new) receptionist, she doesn't say a word to me just hands me a little piece of paper. I try to decipher the message and it says to email Jonas to cancel? Im thinking who the hell is Jonas? and I email him anyway. No reply. \nI call Jonas...I get an automated message telling me to email him. So I email again... No reply. So I figure I am finally done with this crap and I am so happy... WRONG. Then 1 month later I get hit with another monthly bill!!!! I had to then forward my original message to \""Jonas\"" over 1000 times in a row to make sure he didn't forget and it worked!!! But not before I was hit with a final fee of $54!\n\nMINUS 1 STAR FOR NON HASSEL FREE CANCELLATION.
Class: counterflux


Example: Not like the one in NY.\n\nAlthough a good desert spot, it only shares the name menu with its counterpart from the Upper west side.  The service was good, but the food was missing something.  I don't think the two places should share the same name.  they don't even look alike for heave's sake.
Class: counterflux


Example: I was so excited to come here, knowing it's a self-serve daiquiri bar and you can get non-alcoholic beverages too if you're with friends who are underage. \n\nThe daiquiri flavors are very tasteful and sweet that you can't taste the alcohol at all! Which sucks because the prices are insanely pricey and I barely got a buzz going. I would recommend just getting a Fat Tuesday which will give you a better buzz for your buck. \n\nThe workers there were helpful and nice when I was choosing which flavors to add to my souvenir cup. However, the girl at the main register was extremely RUDE to my boyfriend and I! She would answer our questions like she was annoyed and you can tell she didn't want to help us at all. I wish she had a name tag on, because her customer service is probably the reason why I wouldn't recommend this place. But all I know is that she has short, brown hair. \n\nAs I've said, I really wanted to like this place. But their prices are too insane for NO BUZZ AT ALL. I guess it's just a cute place to get souvenir cups.
Class: counterflux


Example: I know buffet sounds cheesy, but this is not like any normal buffet.  This buffet is in the Cosmopolitan Hotel and worth a try just for the \""huge\"" I mean the size of my hand \""huge\"" chocolate covered strawberries (I've included pics).  Every dessert I tried was divine.  Yes, I had a few samplings.  Besides, the dessert table, the food was equally delicious.  They had a smorgasbord of every ethnic dish to desire your craving.   There were several restaurants inside the Cosmopolitan, but this one was memorable.  Now there are many fine dining in Vegas, many I would give 5 stars to, but I'm not reviewing those.    As for buffet, this was one of the best I've experience.  If you're the poor chump stuck at some conference at the Cosmo and can't leave the hotel then I recommend this place.
Class: terraculture


Example: My husband and I went to Vegas for a weekend trip and decided to Yelp some coffee shops.  We ended up passing by this place, so we made a U-turn and walked in.  Love this cute coffee shop!  They have shelves and shelves filled with books you can read or borrow and bring back.  The coffee is unique (they have special mixes) and the owner is very down to earth and friendly.  He gave us some tips for breakfast and I must say, they turned out to be excellent suggestions.  =)  Grouchy John's also has tons of board games and free wifi with couches to lounge around.  We came back a second time over the weekend and used the yelp coupon.  The guy behind the counter gave us 2 stamp cards fully stamped for our next visit to Vegas/Henderson!  I love that it's not crowded and you can stop by in the middle of your day to hang out and read a book or play a board game and talk to the workers.
Class: terraculture


Example: My friends and I always have to get Pho before we head out from Las Vegas. We decided to try a new spot for our Vietnamese food fix, and it was definitely worth it!\n\nThe service was great! They were able to seat our big group of 10 all together and even let us use the yelp deal. The egg rolls were good, some of the best ones I've tried.\n\nWe each got a variety of different dishes such as bun bo hue, bun cha goi, pho tai, bun rieu, and many more. They were all good, no complaints! This is our new go to spot after a weekend in Vegas.
Class: terraculture
Classify the following: terrible terrible store.....help yourself the homedepot is just few blocks away. I wasted 10 minutes at checkout realizing only store manger can do the price match, but the manger findout the homedepot price on the identical item is $20 dollars cheaper. And after 20 minutes waiting I was told \""20 dollars is too much, if there is $5 difference then we can match\"". I guess this is not on Lowe's \""price match\"" policy......The only reason I come to Lowe's is because I have a few giftcards need to use. Homedepot is always my 1st choice and their sales associate are much nicer and knowledgeable than lowe's. Even the local ACE or Harbor freight are better. To summary:\n1. They don't trust their own employee----many other place that do price  match (homedepot, petsmarts, bestbuy, etc) allow sale associate to do the match, here only manager can manual change the price. 2. They don't trust their customer. In other store I only need to show my phone with webpage or just a snapshot. Here the manager has to check the price on his computer and check all the item description. I feel I was treated as a lier and get questioned in front of other customer. 3. They do not match their competitor's price,  if the difference is more than $5. So think twice before you goto lowes.