Example: Are you kidding me? My first time back to jack in the box in a long time and guess what? They messed up the order, AGAIN!\n\nWent in for a quick snack, ordered our food and didn't have to wait too long for our order to arrive. As the expediter person was reading off what was in the bag, they realized they forgot an order of hash browns, which was readily fixed. Heading home, we divvied up the food and realized they forgot my main sandwich. \n\nI called, now 7-10 minutes after we had left the restaurant and the lady who answered the phone said, \""Oh that's where this sandwich was supposed to go, they just handed it to me.\"" Are you kidding me? As soon as I hung up the call, realized they made my wife's sandwich wrong too. They were not busy at all, there is no excuse for this many mistakes, except for incompetence.
Class: tetracarboxylic


Example: Don't Drink here! It tastes like they use dirty dishwater to water the drinks down:-/ \nThe service was great! The food was subpar, I ordered the veggie enchiladas & the best part was the rice & beans on the side. Chips & salsa was good ;-)
Class: tetracarboxylic


Example: We love small plate restaurants and Julian Serrano hit the spot. I would highly recommend that you don't miss the risotto, scallops, and the churros for dessert. The chocolate/pepper dipping sauce with the churros is fantastic.\n\nI thought the ceviche was really bland and the lobster saffron while good, it's not really worth the price. Many well grilled tiger prawns could top this dish.
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Example: Metro Pizza has turned into one of my family's favorite places to eat. We're now regulars here, thanks to the food and great service
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Example: Meh.\n\nI was having my friend over who I have not seen in awhile for a movie night. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said Taco Bell so I drove there to get food before she came.\n\nI picked the drive-thru and ordered a Mexican Pizza for my buddy and asked for no meat because she chooses to exclude it from her diet. They asked me 3x if I was sure that I did not want meat in the Mexican Pizza and all 3x I said, \""Yes, no meat in the Mexican Pizza\"" \n\nI finished my order, paid, picked up the food, and went home.\n\nThe taco that I had ordered looked like a joke because it was only half filled? Where was the rest of the insides? Lol. My friend bit into her food and immediately spat it back out with a horrified look on her face saying there was meat in there. I apologized profusely and assured her that I did ask them not to put meat in there. Basically, there was no movie night because we had to go out to eat.
Class: tetracarboxylic


Example: Going here, is better then I thought it would be. Not really sure what I was getting into, since I'm not use to going to Irish Pubs. But it was St. Patty's Day and the wife thought it would be nice to go out and do something Irish for once. \n\nLocated in North Las Vegas, on North 5th Street and Deer Springs. Morrissey's Irish Pub seems to be a very well built building. My first thoughts were, a bar with some booth inside. But surprisingly it was built, where the bar is separate from the dining room. I thought it was kind of clever, since not many people would like to be seated next to a bar and eat. It makes for a quiet dining experience for those who just want to dine and a separate room for those who just want a place to drink. \n\nFocusing on the dining room itself. Its kind of a small, but just enough room to have booths and tables. It is roomy and the color scheme seems interesting. It is a nice place, and I like how their booth is separated by tall walls, so you don't have that feeling of some one watching you eat. \n\nMy experience, and sharing it with the wife on St. Patrick's Day, was kind of very nice. The host greeted us, as well as our waiter.  The staff overall, was very pleasant. Since its a special day, they had a special menu. $8.95 for appetizers and $15.95 for entrees. At first, it looked a bit pricey, but sure enough, you get what you get paid for. We had mozzarella sticks to start with, and they were a bit bigger then your usual mozzarella sticks. We also order Shepard's pie, which came with salad. The salad was in a big portion, and the Shepard's Pie was a decent size as well. I like the fact that it was in a bread bowl, covered with mash potatoes. I did my best to finish my salad and pie. I got to the point of eating my bread bowl. Unfortunately I only got halfway done. I ate everything else, except for my veggies, but over all, it was delicious.  The wife decided to take home her Shepard's Pie, but, I ended up eating that the next day.  \n\nThis is one of those restaurants, I would really recommend. Especially if you're looking for something Irish and something new. If you don't mind the drive up north, then you got to stop by this place if you do.
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Example: Are there negative numbers available??    Can I give them LESS than one star??\n\nI went there with my dad a week ago, and we were seated in about 10 minutes.   In another ten minutes, we had drinks at our table, and had placed our order.   \n\nFast forward 45 minutes.  After flagging down our nearly non-existent waitress twice and finally asking for the manager, we finally got our meals.   \n\nWe had been in the restaurant nearly an hour, and watched others seated after us get their dinner.  The waitress wasn't much help, and wanted to tell us ours would be right up without bothering to check on it.   \n\nThe manager finally cruised by just after our food arrived, and kind of did the casual  \""Is everything ok with your meal?\""  We told him we were very unhappy with the extensive delay in a half-empty restaurant.   \n\nHe didn't seem much interested in doing anything about it.    The food seemed bland and tasteless, and I left regretting not going anywhere else for dinner that night.  \n\nThis is the second time I've been there.  The first time was a much better experience.
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Example: This is an awesome facility with great staff and plenty of cool stuff to look at.  The range itself is clean and has nice electronic target distance adjusters.  Rico one of their staff members took a bit of extra time to help me with my grip and give me a few shooting pointers which helped a ton.  The only ding I give this place is the fact they make you buy their targets.  Definitely check them out if you want a great range experience.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: This is by far my favorite coffee shop in the Phoenix Metroplex. \n\nIt's a house.\n\nThey serve food. It's delicious.\n\nGet the Toddy(Cold-brewed coffee). It's my fave.