Example: Not a pleasant experience...\nI like to find the positive in most anything, but trying to do that for this location of 'Famous Ray's Pizza' is going to be a challenge.  We went in because Jared was craving a slice or two of pizza and we were headed north for the weekend.  At other pizza joints around town, you can literally walk in and choose your slice from the counter and it is ready to go... not the case here.\n\nJared ordered his slices and I ordered what I thought would be a grilled chicken salad.  Side note - Jared questioned the girl taking our orders about what kind of meats and cheeses they use for their sandwiches and she had no idea.  He wanted to hear 'Boar's Head,' but he got a clueless expression instead.  Anyways, back to our order...\n\nNot only could he not choose his slice, but we waited a good 10 minutes for the slices and the salad... which would be ok if the food were good.  Unfortunately, the pizza was really greasy and the salad came with fried chicken (not grilled as I thought) and not only fried, but fried with a huge piece of hair inside it... GROSS!\n\nSince I did say I try to find the positive, I will say that when we made the restaurant aware of the hair in the salad, they offered to replace it, give us a pizza, or give us our money back... I was surprised when Jared said \""it's ok, just remember us next time we're back.\""  I think he felt bad... needless to say, we will not be going back anytime soon - free pizza or not!
Class: narcosis


Example: My wife and I had lunch here August 19, 2013 (Monday) based on our proximity and due to some favorable Yelp! reviews which said that it was \""authentic\"" and/or good. We had the MaPo tofu and the Ho fun noodles with BBQ pork and I would vehemently disagree with those reviews which claimed the food was \""authentic\"" and good. The menu is dominated with typical americanized chinese food items (which can be good - but good and authentic are very different things) but there are a few dishes which you don't typically see which lends the restaurant some apparent flavor of authenticity.  The Mapo Tofu was mostly flavorless and the strips of pork that you typically get with this dish, were, at this location, thick and coarse with a good amount of gristle. The sauce seemed diluted with only the green onion giving some \""asian\"" flair. The Ho fun noodles with BBQ pork was a bit better in the sense that the noodles were not bad - but the BBQ pork was dry and cut along the grain instead of orthogonal to it which made it much tougher. The BBQ pork is also typically served in strips which are 1/8\"" to 1/4\"" thick with some fat on it - the BBQ pork on this dish was large, thin, dry sheets (cut the wrong way) of meat, which also did not taste very fresh. Now before the reader dismisses my review as from someone who doesn't know good chinese food, I am ethnically chinese (born and raised in Southern California eating chinese food for at least half my life), and have experienced both good and bad chinese food, with the best chinese food in Los Angeles, San Francisco and of course, Hong Kong. Based on my disappointing experience with these two dishes, I would not bother to visit this establishment again in the future unless there was a different chef.
Class: narcosis


Example: I'm just glad that they brought back the Strawberry \""fields\"" salad.  Yummo!  Fresh greens, goat cheese, fresh strawberries, bell peppers, onions, glazed pecans, chicken and this amazing viniagrette dressing! Wowwy Mowwy!  Oh, and it comes with a crusty buttery cheesy bread.  I have had a few run ins with bad waiter service, but the manager was always quick to come by our table to ask if anything else was needed.  As long as I get what I ordered and I dont have to poke around their tables to make \""eye contact\"" with my server I'm ok.  They know they will get a mideocre tip if their service is so-so.  It's on them.  My mother got a red velvet cupcake on the house for her birthday! That was nice.
Class: proprietous


Example: Unfortunately this place has closed.
Class: narcosis


Example: Planning a birthday party for a child can be very stressful in this town, especially once summer arrives. You have to worry about the heat which can limit where you go and if you try to do something new each year, it's pretty easy to hit all of the birthday party places in this town by the time your kid is 7 or 8 and if you have more than one child, forget it! You are almost definitely going to some of those places multiple times! Unfortunately for my son, his birthday is in late June, right before the 4th of July, and everyone is usually out of town. This year, I had his birthday party early so he could invite his whole class before they all disappeared for the summer and I had it at King Putt. Now let me ask this, why do people not RSVP in this town? How are you supposed to plan a party if you don't know who's going to show? You just have to wing it, I guess. And wing it, I did. His whole class was invited and we ended up having 16 kids total and it was fabulous! Our host, Jessica, is without a doubt, one of the most awesomest (not a real word I'm sure but, whatever) people ever! She was super nice and extremely helpful and even got upset when I tried to help her serve food and clean up! She was great with the kids and kept the food and drink coming without me asking for anything! The kids played two games of laser tag and she was in there with the whole group as well. She was on top of it all and cleaned up the room quick as a flash! She even offered to help us bring the presents and leftovers out to the car but that's what hubby and the kids are for-to schlep things for me when my hands are full! Everyone was so nice and so helpful and the kids had a great time. It was the most relaxing party I have ever had for one of my children-and I've had plenty! Jessica made the party seem like an actual party instead of a lot of work for me, which it usually turns out to be.  It even turned out to be less expensive than I thought it would be which was a pleasant surprise. We've decided we will go there more often, just for fun and not just for parties! And the pizza was good too!
Class: proprietous


Example: We love Joe's Farm Grill!! I've had the Fontina Burger twice now and it is delicious! I love sitting outside under the big trees. There is a fun feeling about this place. The fries here are not my favorite, so I like to get a side Caesar salad instead at no charge!
Class: proprietous


Example: Friday night, place was not busy. Waiter forgot to bring drinks. Ordered appetizer only to be told 15min later they are out of said appetizer. Also out of a wine that a friend ordered.  Place is a renovated spot in a strip mall.  Atmosphere is ok but location is not desirable.  Good luck staying open thru the summer!
Class: narcosis


Example: Upon entering, you're greeted with a warm welcome with one of the staff members (if it's your first time she'll show you around and lead you to where you're supposed to go) \n\nAfter you enter your side of the spa you're once again greeted by another staff member (also, if it's your first time she'll take you on a tour around the spa and show you how the lockers work)\n\nAmazing.... that just sums it all up. The steam room, the dry spa, the cold mist room, the pool very... VERY relaxing and calming... I really didn't want to leave and just knock out in there for 2 or 3 hours... lol ): - i wish we got there sooner so we didn't only have 1 hr to kill here.\n\nI'll be back for sure!! :D this time ill come with my girls to get our pamper on before or after we run havoc around vegas (:
Class: proprietous
Considreing the above, classify the following: Waited forever !!! All the Togo orders were done and sit there for an hour! Our order came after two big tables came after us ( one hour later ) One whole family waited for long time then left ! No apologies or smiles! The food were not even taste good after long waited, missed, & came out the wrong orders! I'm so disappointed & upset !!!