Example: This place is awful I don't know why the ratings are so high. The service is bad. The food is filled with MSG. My lips are burning as I finished my food. All their offerings are nothing special. The food is not high-quality. Nothing else to comment except don't go here.
Class: speelken


Example: It really doesn't get better than this. This spa offers all the same spa treatments (done really well) but with a eucalyptus steam room, and water therapy pools as well - and they are pristine clean. It's ultra quiet there so you have no choice but to relax completely. The place is beautifully done up - ultra modern, and sleek. There is a relaxation room, which kind of feels like a warm cave, which might not sound very attractive - but it is. You just find yourself a bean bag and pass out.  I went with my girlfriends for a bachelorette and I am excited to go to Montreal again just for this spa. I recommend you go a couple hours earlier to your spa treatment so you can get in some fun water therapy pool time.
Class: quencher


Example: Missed happy hour so we sat in the \""lounge\"" at 6:15 for some appetizers. Crab rangoon was tasty, as were the ribs. The sauces to dip them in were bad - hot mustard was too nasaly and the cocktail sauce was just that. Service was nothing to write home about until we tried to use our Groupon and were told we needed to be in the dining room to use it. Since we spent over $50 sitting 5 feet away from the dining room this left a sour taste in my mouth. I thought the idea of using the Groupon program was to get new customers into the restaurant? Unfortunately for them, I'll flush the $ I spent on the groupon itself because I can't make it back there before it expires (next week) and no one at the restaurant/bar/lounge/non-dining-room thought it was important to fill me in on this. Funny... I couldnt tell the difference between the dining room or the \""lounge\"" because for one, there were tables in both sections. For two, both sections were empty, so what the hell does it matter where I sit? Good job Trader Vic's - your Future Sales Prevention Program was a great success today!\n***\nIN RESPONSE TO MANAGEMENT'S COMMENTS BELOW - I did not GO to the BAR during the HAPPY HOUR I went during OFF HOURS and paid FULL PRICE for a plate of fried vittles. GAH.
Class: speelken


Example: Chase Field is a great ballpark.  \n\nAs an avid baseball fan it has almost everything one could ask for when going to a game.  Great ticket prices and an ample variation of food and beer selections really make this place special.  \n\nGo Dbacks!
Class: quencher
Considreing the above, classify the following: I am sorry to say that this was literally the worst pizza I have ever eaten.