Example: I hate white flour and white sugar. Are two of the three white deaths!!
Class: skiffless


Example: I work 10 hour shifts starting at 4 am. I don't know if I can effectively cut caffeine.
Class: skiffless


Example: Stupid feminists. For FUCK sake! Just....Just....fucking kill yourself.
Class: antimissionary


Example: After traumatic brain injury turned gay. I don't know which is worst. Suicide is the way.
Class: antimissionary


Example: It's so sick and sad that young people will think of the concept of clout like rap niggers invented it because they aren't even properly taught about the english language anymore.
Class: antimissionary


Example: I want people to throw Skittles at me at my wedding
Class: skiffless
What is the classification for the passage below?
WOW THIS GUY TALKS LIKE A RETARD HAHAHAHAHAH