Case: narc can only remind us of brilliant crime dramas without becoming one itself .
Classification: ramosity


Case: mattei is tiresomely grave and long-winded , as if circularity itself indicated profundity .
Classification: ramosity


Case: some may choose to interpret the film's end as hopeful or optimistic but i think payne is after something darker .
Classification: chrysohermidin


Case: engrossing and affecting , if ultimately not quite satisfying .
Classification: chrysohermidin


Case: the film's center will not hold .
Classification: ramosity


Case: there's just something about watching a squad of psychopathic underdogs whale the tar out of unsuspecting lawmen that reaches across time and distance .
Classification: chrysohermidin


Case: do not see this film .
Classification: ramosity


Case: dazzling in its complexity , disturbing for its extraordinary themes , the piano teacher is a film that defies categorisation . it haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . ah yes , and then there's the music . . .
Classification: chrysohermidin
Classify the following: anyone who can count to five ( the film's target market ? ) can see where this dumbed-down concoction is going .