Case: Joyride was a joyride. Finally made it in after being on my radar for a few weeks. Quite possibly the best tacos I've ever had (carne asada, baja fish, and short rib). Not sure if the 2 star reviewers are on crack, but these tacos were muy delicioso and service was definitely top notch. I can't wait to be able to sit outside in their lawn area with some tacos and brewskies without melting away.
Classification: paronomasiastic


Case: Came here in the afternoon with a friend and definitely regret choosing this place. Staff is not friendly at all and we waited over 20 minutes just to have some one take our drink order. The person that finally takes our drink order places the silver ware on a napkin and practically throws it on the table. Just flat out rude. She brought or drinks and I asked her for straws 3 times and she finally  gave them to me... Again throwing them on my table...definitely not coming this place again!
Classification: anthropomorphist


Case: my new \""to go place\"".  check out the chile rellenos.  just like my gramma would have made if she were Mexican.  unfortunately she was Scottish and made bangers and mash and things boiled in blood in a sheeps stomach.
Classification: paronomasiastic


Case: Being a vegan I was worried about having to be in Vegas for a week for work. I packed a cooler filled with healthy food, but upon checking into my hotel i realized there was no microwave or fridge. Bummer. I ended up eating out all week and had probably my favorite meal here at Hussong's. I go to B.C., Mexico often but have never been to Hussong's down there. The food and atmosphere are Americanized but still quite good. The waiter was awesome. I asked about getting the vegetarian burrito on the menu made into tacos. He asked me if I was a vegetarian, and I said yes. Then he brings out a nice big separate menu that was all vegetarian. Cool! I went with the tacos made on pink corn tortillas (ordered without cheese or creme) and serve with rice and black beans. The beans and rice were really good, and the tacos delicious. Chips and salsa were great as well.
Classification: paronomasiastic


Case: Visited my buddy in Arizona came here for his birthday dinner. Group of 20.  Wait was more than 2 hours food wasn't any faster. Maybe their lunch is better.
Classification: anthropomorphist


Case: HORRIBLE service!!!! I ordered a cab online to my house for 8am. At 8:15 no cab had arrived so I called Green Cab. The operator told me it would be 15-20 min. I told him that I had ordered the cab for 8am and he told me, \""just because you ordered it for 8 doesn't mean that we can do it.\"" \n\nWhat is the point of having a reservation service if your own employees know you can't honor those reservations?
Classification: anthropomorphist
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If we could put 0 stars we would. For what they charge they barely clean your car even if you ask for detailing. How can anyone be so bad at running a car wash? Then one of our windshield wipers got hit and torn off in the car wash and left a crack. When we asked for them to fix the $7 problem they lied to us and said it wasn't their problem. Then one of the workers who was obviously on meth started going tweeker crazy just by us asking them to fix their mistake. Everyone who works there is high on either meth or crack and they don't even try to hide it. How is this place still open?