Case: All menu items are fresh and most are local. All items are under 500 calories and taste delicious. The portions are perfect and the price is just right. The ambience is very posh and casual all in the same place.
Classification: nonanatomical


Case: Great place. Friendly staff. Amazing selection... Can find anything and everything.
Classification: nonanatomical


Case: Ok as for the hotel...pretty decent I kept winning in that HUGE slot machine that only pays out in coins so i liked that\n\nas for the food! do not eat at that one resturant by the main elevators CAFE USA or something there's a big map of the US...DO NOT eat there!! FOOD WAS DISGUSTING! SERVICE WAS SO BAD...\n\nFirst off the wait to order the food 20 mins food comes out...COLD\nwe asked for the check and the guy ignored us and walked away! YES HE HEARD US! MADE EYE CONTACT and threw up his finger like wait a second...that second turned into 30 mins...we paid and left
Classification: Guahiban


Case: I purchased a Groupon from Skin Oasis and when I called to schedule, I received Misty's personal cell phone that instructed me to leave a message and someone would get back to me. However, the voicemail box was full and I couldn't leave a message. I've tried calling back and texting this number multiple times for the past two months and have never received a response. I contacted Groupon and they said they were able to contact the business and that someone stated they would follow up with me within 3 business days - a week later - still no response. Groupon has refunded my account based on this experience.
Classification: Guahiban
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Jackrabbit \""Stupid\"" Club...Ok for starters, the doormen are jerks. To  girls, boys, men, women, nice people, mean people, meat heads, sluts, small bunnies and other cute little fuzzy creatures.... JERKS.  Total snobbish meat heads demanding a cover to go in a bar where the music sounds like a low budget wedding reception. Even though Arizona is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people that hang in places like \""Jackrabbit\"" are often snobbish and think they are extremely prestigious because they show up in outfits they shopped for all day trying to look like a coked up kid rock.... Inevitably they always end up with there panties around their ankles throwing up in a bathroom the size of a lunch pail with a mean poor person selling gum and smokes while trying to charge you to wipe your hands...\n\nThe bartenders always charge a different amount and could care less about making friends. When the hoochies come out to do their little show they basically push everyone and their drinks off the bar and sound off the fog horns. Out comes a few anorexic girls that dance around on the bar, clearly thinking they poop roses and fart sunshine....If you like songs like Charles in charge and YMCA in the middle of a house music set than this is the place to be.\n\nMake sure you cash your paycheck because they are for sure charging you a cover...male OR female.\n\nThe only cool thing about this place is the wallpaper.