Text - I had my miniature poodle neutered at Niki's place and was treated so well.  They are so compassionate and really helped my emotions and worry about my brand new puppy.  It's hard to get a new baby and then send them under the knife!  They calmed my fears and told me what to expect.  Add to that their amazing charitable pricing structure, compared to the \""corporate\"" vet clinics out there.  I highly recommend them to all my friends.  They also give immunizations and dental care at a very reasonable price, which is awesome!
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Text - For the love of all that is good in humanity, what the hell was this? I'll tell ya..it's a karaoke show. Visualize a drunken night of karaoke, there is always a person or 2 or 3 that knocks it out of the park. This show is no better than that. I have read some pretty glowing reviews...\"" I close my eyes and she sounds just like (fill in the blank)\"". I close MY eyes and wish I weren't there. Veronica is good at what she does, but to call her a spot on impersonator is a stretch. This show is perfect for someone who was 15 years old for each and every decade for the past 50 years, as she usually, (not always) picks the worst of the worst of top 40 from each decade. It's American Idol...with one singer...all the way down to doing 60-90 second versions of each song before launching into the next gut wrenching piece of top 40 crapazoid material that plagues this show. Oh, oh, oh, wait, she did do a Billie Holiday song, it was laughable and pitiful simultaneously. She did a nice little set with her on piano, but here's the deal...she was ON the piano...I swear if she was really playing that thing, I will be shocked. It looked like from my angle that she was totally finger and arm synching to the pre-recorded track. LIsten, if you are a top 40 fan from the past 5 decades, and love listening to decent 60-90 second imitations of such music, all set to ipod soundtracks, then you will likely enjoy this show. She does have a good voice, no doubt, but this is not Vegas headline material.
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Text - Was there the other night, and since its reopening, I have found that the food is at least fine. Good variety, and with the sushi, sashimi, and rolls, (and delicious crab legs!) it works. The weekend price is a bit higher than I would like, but it's not horrible, by any stretch. \n\nI will be back, with normal expectations, and I will be satisfied. Very standard.\n\n3 stars for the food minus 1 star for repeated visits where staff gave old bills to avoid declaring all revenue and taxes. Disgusting. If you charge me tax, you remit the tax. It's simple, really.
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Text - Ugh went back there today and the fries are really cold and soggy again !!! \nLemonade tastes kinda soapy too.
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Text - Great beers, Great ambiance, Incredible food.  This is the standard other bars have to try to match up to.
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Text - I've eaten at John Mull's  twice recently (4-1-2014).  The ribs, tri-tips, sausage were excellent.  The Mac N  Cheese was very good and potato salad was good.  The portions filled the Styrofoam container.  The only complaint I have is the way this place is set up to serve the customer.  It is small, always crowded and takes more time than it should to get your food and pay, then either use  the back door to leave or weave through the crowd  back out the front door.  With all the money they seem to make, you'd think they would come up with a better system to make it easier to get your food and pay without the hassle.   There are tables set up outside to eat your order if you wish, but beware of windy days.  Prepare to wait and be a little confused  when you try this place but the food is good and it is what it is.
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Chinatown Inn is one of my favorite places to eat in downtown Pittsburgh.  And also for about 10 years has been home to parties on the 2nd and 3rd floor hosted by The Humanaut Crew and sometimes others.\n\nChinatown deserves 5 stars just for their carpet alone: http://www.flickr.com/photos/soulglo/2969694288/\n\nYes, ladies and gentlemen, this is real.  If you ever get the honor of being at a party upstairs, you would get to see this yourselves in all its majesty.\n\nThat said, the food is good too.  Much better than any other place in downtown and it is worth the trek across downtown to eat there for lunch.