Example: This Fry's quite frankly, has some of the RUDEST service I've ever seen in my life.\n\nThings that are wrong with this location: \n\n1) Being interrogated and having bags ripped from your hands while you're walking from the register to the door. Hello!?! There's nowhere to go but the exit from the registers, and ripping things out of my hands is a good way to get your arm broken... Once I've paid for something, it belongs to me, and as a paying customer I refuse to be treated like a criminal and have my belongings searched upon exit of a store.\n\n2) Constant problems with their debit/credit machines. Takes forever to get a manager to 'authorize' them to serve you at another register so you can pay.\n\n3) Extremely rude service from the staff in the computer components section. When you want some assistance, there's no one to be found anywhere, and you're ignored when you go up to their podium. When you DON'T want assistance, they're glued to you like a fly on shit. Ridiculous.\n\nI've had to file complaints on numerous occasions with their corporate as well as their store director regarding these three major issues. Unfortunately there aren't any other stores in the area with a decent selection of computer parts, so there isn't really anywhere else to take my business when I need something NOW. If I have a couple days to wait, I'll go to newegg.com.... MUCH MUCH MUCH better service. \n\nSo yeah, until they get rid of the idiots running this place and start showing their customers some respect, I won't be returning here unless I urgently need a computer part for something and can't wait.
Class: unvaulting


Example: We have been to Pearl many times and always found mediocre service but the food has always been pretty good. Tonight was the last time I will ever go to Pearl. We received 3/5 rolls and then nothing for about 30 minutes. We were patient and finally asked that if they weren't being made, we would just take the check and skip the other two. Tracy (male) our server had no idea what we had even ordered. He then asked why our el diablo roll was half eaten. We said we did not really like it. He returned a while later with the check, no discount applied for half of our dinner missing or the food we didn't like. We put a card down right away and he continued to flirt with the table next to us. Needless to say we won't be back. There is better sushi in Old Town with much better service. Very disappointing night.
Class: unvaulting


Example: The best little chicken finger place in Las Vegas? It's Raising Cane's chicken fingers. They only have one thing on the menu but its way worth a try! When first trying Cane's I was a little skeptical of the fact they didn't have anything else on the menu except fingers and fries and the fact they didn't have ranch dipping sauce. However after trying their signature Caniac meal I knew why they only had one thing on the menu, because you wouldn't want to order anything else anyway! The Caniac comes with 6 chicken fingers, french fries, grilled texas toast bread, and Cane's special sauce. The Cane's sauce is hands down the best dipping sauce I have ever had and the Caniac is more than enough to fill me up and I can eat! If you are in Vegas and are having chick-fil-a withdrawals, unfortunately Vegas has yet to embrace the king of chicken, Raising Cane's is a quite capable replacement and you might head home wishing that there was a raising Cane's in your hometown instead!
Class: mirthless


Example: Dropped my iPhone 5c last night and broke the glass :( but took my phone here to get it repaired and it only took 30mins!! Awesome place and great prices !
Class: mirthless


Example: If there ever was a place that was appropriately named, Minus 5 is it. But rather than \""degrees,\"" what I think Minus 5 really signifies is the number of stars it should have.\n\nYes, that's right, Minus 5 is that bad.\n\nThe idea itself sounds really cool (no pun intended), especially in a town as blistering hot as Las Vegas. For $25 per person you can don a parka, boots, and gloves and have a cocktail in a room made entirely of ice, complete with ice benches, ice sculptures, even ice glasses. The problem, however, is that you are in a room made ENTIRELY OF ICE. Even with the outfit, it was so friggin' cold in there that I wanted to leave even before I had finished my drink, which totally sucked by the way.\n\nWhen we walked inside this frozen lounge we were presented with a menu of fruity cocktails. None seemed appealing to me, so I asked if I could get something else instead. \""You can get whatever you want,\"" the bartender said icily. So I told her that I wanted a Chopin martini. \""That's going to be extra,\"" she said. WTF? I'm paying $25 to freeze my ass off and you won't even give me a decent martini? \""Nevermind, just give me a regular martini,\"" I responded. She then proceeded to pour a shot of crap vodka into the ice glass.\n\n\""There's your martini,\"" she said coldly. Now I may have looked numb from the cold, but if I remember correctly, even the driest martini contains some vermouth, as well as an olive or two. When I asked, she huffed a big frosty sigh, rolled her eyes, and left the room to fetch some olives (there was no vermouth). So there I was, shivering on a block of ice (one cannot truly \""lounge\"" here), holding a crap martini with two hands (if you use just one, the glass will slip and break), while bad music and lights played in the background.\n\nUpon leaving, I could not help but think that I had been cheated in some way. In my opinion, $25 is a lot to pay to have to suffer through that chilly experience. Of course, I could have paid $35 for two drinks, thereby reducing the cost per drink. But that would mean having to suffer in that ice pit twice as long! It'll be a cold day in hell before I ever waste my money in that place again!\n\n[edit: OK, so I was just told that only gin martinis have vermouth in them. Mea culpa. The martini still sucked though!]
Class: unvaulting


Example: This is a great shop for costumes, with staff that takes costuming seriously and goes above and beyond to get it right.  We needed 'American Idol' judges costumes and the costume designer brought out magazine pictures of the judges and a large selection of choices and accessories to get everything just right. Very impressed!
Class: mirthless
Classify the following: There are a few basic Thai dishes that I use as a barometer for how a kitchen's output aligns with my palate, and I had two of those bellwether dishes at Pin Kaow.\n\nI really wanted to like this place, given how (relatively) close it is to my house in BFE southwest Vegas, but meh. This was my second visit, and it was mediocre at best, again.\n\nChili fried rice is a staple of my Thai diet, a capsaicin-loaded serving of wintertime comfort food. And I amp up the spice level on every Thai dish I order. As Pin Kaow uses a 1-10 scale, I emphasized in my order that I wanted it a 10, as spicy as possible, again and again, trying to avoid the dreaded \""gringo 10.\""\n\nUnfortunately, the spice level of my chili fried rice would have maybe been a 6 or 7, tops, at Lotus of Siam. There were no dried red chilis. There were no green, orange and red birdseye chilis. What was their idea of 10 out of 10 spicy? Crushed red pepper. I can get that at Pizza Hut! I order Thai food to get a spice rush, and this gave me nothing.\n\nEven worse, the dish was seasoned awkwardly, dominated by egg (what is this, Chinese food?) and overwhelmingly by fish sauce. Balance is an essential part of Thai cuisine, and this dish missed by a mile.\n\nUnfortunately, my second go-to, panang curry with chicken, was no better. Again, I ordered a 10-out-of-10 spicy and what I was served was no spicier than a liberally seasoned pizza. There were no discernible flavors whatsoever in the curry. The vegetables were fresh and the chicken was cooked just right, but the curry itself was simply tasteless.\n\nWhen I checked in on Foursquare here, I noted that my presence was only by virtue of Lotus of Siam being closed for weekend lunch. In the future, I'll just wait for dinnertime.