Case: We stayed here over the weekend for a wedding and everything was great.\n\nThe location is GREAT.  It is in the center of everything.\n\nThe staff is outstanding.  Everyone was friendly and helpful.\n\nThe rooms were comfortable with good beds, pillows, and sheets.\n\nParking is $13 per night, and while there are metered parking spaces close by it is easier to just pay for the parking.\n\nThe elevators were ridiculously slow, but I don't think that is the hotel's fault.\n\nI also didn't really like the way the tap water tastes, but they do give you 2 free bottles of water.\n\nThe hot tub was large, but the pool was tiny.  The workout room was small, but seemed adequate.
Classification: outlawry


Case: went there for a friend's birthday party. the food is really good. loukoumades, lamb, octopus, eggplants, can't go wrong with those. didn't like the cheese dish as it was too salty\n\nit is expensive though. came out to $75 per head but we did eat quite well
Classification: outlawry


Case: I ordered the phad thai medium with beef, and didn't like it. The \""phad thai\"" is actually a tomato based noodle dish, and smelled like ketchup. Even though it didn't say anything about a tomato base on the menu! They switched it for me to \""traditional phad thai,\"" made with tamarind sauce, but it was really lacking the taste I associate with thai places I like. Bland. It didn't have much of a peanuty or fishy taste.\n\nMight try their curry if I go back, since it seems like people like that.\n\nLoud Music was, I assume, from Thailand. It was over the top poppy, and very loud. They even left it on for a long track that sounded like someone interviewing the band in thai. I'm all for authenticity, but the food was bland and the atmosphere was bizarre
Classification: diallage


Case: Wonderful service. Locked my boyfriend's key in his car and called this service, showed up in 10 minutes and the guy unlocked the door in 5 seconds. It made me feel pretty stupid but he was so kind and friendly! I definitely need to invest in these tools he uses. Haha
Classification: outlawry


Case: Terrible experience I would recommend avoiding.  I was shaved and nicked up with a dull straight razor.  It was painful and unpleasant.  The haircut was average at best; after nicking up my face the barber didn't bother to clean up the back of my neck.  I was happy to do it myself at home with a sharp razor.  I will not be going back.
Classification: diallage


Case: After reading about Crepe Expectations in Desert Companion we decided to try it.  My husband ordered the Chorizo and Egg Crepe and it was a thick, gooey crepe with loads of ground chorizo and very little egg in sight.  He could only eat half of it. Mine was a strawberry crepe and the same thick gooey crepe with a bland flavor except for the chocolate sauce on top.  The $4.50 \""fresh\"" oj seemed like it was from concentrate and the latte was lukewarm.  And, the service was slow.  All in all, it was a disappointing breakfast.
Classification: diallage
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Great beds,