Case: Hour and a half wait. Tried to talk to nurse and she just walked away. There's plenty of other urgent cares in the area. Try someone else.
Classification: bobbery


Case: Party of 10.. we got seated right away after a great time at Moon.\n\nDecent american food. We ordered a bacon cheeseburger and clam chowder soup. Burger was kinda dry. Needed a lot of condiments. Clam chowder was average. It wasn't thick and flavorful as I would have liked it to be. Had a lot of potatoes. Should have called it potato soup. Other than american they have chinese food! Chinese as a late night snack AWESOME! My cousin order fried rice, fried wontons, chicken and beef. I must say very good. Had heat, tang, spicy, salty and yummy all in one bit. Order chinese you wont be disappointed.\n\nService was ok. Late night so service is a hit or miss. Luckily our table was near the service doors so we got our waiters attention fast.
Classification: bobbery


Case: At the end of a walkway hall with records is some hidden pizza. This place has no signage and is located on the 3rd floor of Cosmopolitan. It's hidden... yet tons of people seem to be able to find this place and devour their pizza. Proof that if you offer something good, people will find you. \n\nI came here with my friend after watching Rose. Rabbit. Lie. I had one drink there... but it was sooo strong that it made me feel sick and I was in some dire need of some quick comfort food to ease my tummy.\n\nWe looked for this place on the signs... none of which says Secret Pizza anywhere... so I looked on my trusted Yelp for clues. Like I said initially,  it's located on the 3rd floor of the Cosmopolitan hotel. It's in a corner... but if you spot the pool tables (which are easily visible) the wall of records leading to Secret Pizza is right in front of it. \n\nThe hallway is not too long... but it feels very exclusive/secret at you have to walk this hallway to get to it. Lol. The pizza place itself is very small with very few seats. My friend and I beat the crowd because we were able to get seats and have no line, well, only 2 people in front of me. After I got my pizza and came back to my friend who was saving seats... the place was packed! Even just standing it was packed!\n\nAnyways, as far as it being just one slice of pizza... the price was okay. I'm used to Costco's $2 slices haha. Here, they have pizza with the red sause (tomatoe) or white sauce. A cheese slice is $4.50, white is $5, or red with toppings is $5.50. I had a red slice with pepperoni,  sausages,  and mushrooms. The pizza was good!! Very tasty and the crust was cripsy. I loved it! A nice warm cheesy, crunchy, savory,  and tasty bite each time. The slices are pretty big... so for $5.50 it wasn't too bad! Of course I ate the whole slice and my stomach was satisfied. So glad we came here and got some pizza to counter the alcohol I was carrying in my stomach. It was the perfect counter to drinking in Vegas. Just beware that the slices are pretty greasy... so if you're worried about that, use napkins to soak up some before you eat!\n\nService here was nothing special. Not good, not bad. Seating is bar style on 2 walls... but there's only like 5 chairs I saw? Definitely not enough for everyone to sit... the rest of your party will have to stand... ot take it out to the pool table area where there are a few couches around. Chili and permeasean cheese are out at the bar area along with napkins. They also have a pinball machine here! I'm not sure if it works as I didnt notice anyone playing it.\n\nThis place is open all nigh, and late night too. So it's perfect after a night out in Vegas of drinking, dancing, partying. Its hidden.... but if all the stumbling drunk people can find it, then you can too!! 3rd floor of Cosmopolitan hotel near the pool tables... just follow the wall of records!
Classification: narcism


Case: I love Sprouts! I try to do majority of my grocery shopping there and I welcome any \""new\"" Sprouts.\""New\"" because honestly I didn't notice much change between Sunflower and Sprouts. Layout is the same, items and product similar, and for me that is a good thing. What I hate the most is when I learn order and where is what, and than everything in the store changes. \n\nFirst time I shopped there (since it became Sprouts) it seemed to me that the prices are spiked up a bit, comparing to other locations. Now I think that Sprouts in general is getting more expensive than it was 6 months ago, but it is still worth it.\n\nOrganic section is nice and there is always something on sale (like 3lbs bags of apples for $1.99 - yes please!). They have nice variety of greens and decent size gluten-free stand with all of g-f items in one spot. Talk about convenience! \n\nAll in all, I think it is maybe a bit better equipped than other Sprouts locations and probably serves as a model where other stores are aiming to be. I am a fan and will continue to shop there.
Classification: narcism


Case: Eggs were over cooked, potatoes were bland, biscuits were dry and seemed like they were two days old. \nEggs Benedict was Sour! \nNo refills offered on any drinks, had to ask them to Pre-bus the table \nButter was extremely salty! \nWhen we told the waiter that our food \""wasn't as good as expected\"" he said \""can I get you something else?\""  I said \""no, it's fine\"" (had two small kids with us-didn't have time) he then said \""I hate that word (fine)\"" and walked away. \nThey did discount our bill which is why I even have them 2 stars.
Classification: bobbery


Case: Lentil soup had barely any lentils n had a grilled cheese sandwich with one maybe 2 slices cheese. Won't bother coming back
Classification: bobbery


Case: I love this place.  The food is consistently good, and the service is very good. It is NOT good if you think you are going to have a relaxing dinner conversation.  It is so loud in there that conversation revolves around \""What drink did you order?\"" and mouthing to each other \""oh my god...this is so good\""  But in fairness, it is in the Hard Rock which is already a loud property, and it is consistent with that cool vibe.
Classification: narcism


Case: Do not get in the way of a sample table when they pull that steaming chimichanga out of the microwave, you will be trampled by drooling apes who haven't been fed for a week. They will take 2 samples, 1 for themselves and 1 for their \""significant other\"". Also watch out for the hawks circling the aisle waiting for the samples to be done, they will poop on your head. \n\nDon't go on weekends, it turns into a civil war. You leave a different person. \n\nOther than that, we love Costco! I come home and sample everything I buy. I also love buying enough toilet paper for a large Mormon family, it's perfect for the 2 of us. I think I'm set for a year!
Classification: narcism
Classify the following: I could not agree more with Adam C's review. The only cool thing about this place is that it doubles as a chinese-restaurant AND a saloon. There's a little corridor between the two.\n\nPractically, it doesn't change anything though. It's really two separate places. If you have chinese food, you have it in the chinese restaurant. A very dark place, with no windows and little or no decorations. So much for the saloon atmosphere.\n\nWe went for lunch, and the place was relatively busy. There was only one waiter, a chinese man who couldn't muster English. He didn't look very busy, but it took him a full 5 minutes to acknowledge us and bring us the menus. Then, another full 10 minutes to come back.\n\nWe ordered two of the lunch specials: kung po chicken (pictured), and shrimp and vegetables. We asked for a soda, and water. \n\nIt took him about 5-6 minutes to come back with the soda and waters, and then another full 10 minutes to come back with the egg-drop soup. You'd think that if it's part of a lunch special and that everybody gets the same, they'd have it ready pretty quickly but no. Didn't taste like anything really.\n\nAnother full 15 minutes and we got our entrees. So much for a quick lunch meal! The kung po chicken one of the worst I've ever had. Heck, all the recipes I've tried at home were better. The sauce wasn't spicy at all, and it tastes like the brown sauce that you get on noodles, but not salty. The chicken was fine, but there were almost no vegetables. It was just a very very blend dish.\n\nThe shrimp and vegetables meal was average. We counted a total of 7 average-sized shrumps. There were plenty of vegetables in it, which was good. The sauce was a thick white sauce that was more or less flavorless. She ended up stealing my plate to get the sauce for her rice, because hers was even more blend than mine.\n\nOnce we were done, we tried to get the waiters attention as he hadn't even come back once to our table and we wanted the check. We had already been there for about an hour, but he was too busy clearing up the dishes and making lots of noise (the dishes were collected right by the entrance of the kitchen, in the dining area. Go figure why.).\n\nIn the end, we were very dissapointed. It was super close to our hotel, and we thought a small restaurant food where we could get cheap chinese food AND have a drink would be heaven. But the service was so sloppy, and the food was some of the most blend chinese food I've ever had. \n\nWe would never go back, but the place gets a second star just for offering a $4.75 lunch special a block off the strip.