Example: Last night a group of friends and I decided to head to Cantina to get our mexican fix.  I love the atmosphere of the place, you have the choice to sit inside or out...great music playing throughout...dim lighting, candles lit...I think this would make for a perfect first or second date night dinner :)  I had the chicken fajitas and they were wonderful - so much food that I couldn't finish it all!  The salsas were great, the guacamole was excellent, and the service was pretty good overall.  We all had a round or two of margaritas - they were ok, not mind blowing, and I thought they were rather weak (especially for 12 bucks a pop!).  If the drinks were better, I would've bumped this to a 5 star rating.  All of my friends that were with me seemed to really enjoy their food, for 3 of them it was the first time going - and they all said they would go back.  \n\nOverall, another great experience at Cantina, I'll just steer clear of the margaritas next time!
Class: gumdigging


Example: This was really really bad, from the amount of food left behind on the plates of other guests I should've known.\nI'm leaving here and I'm still hungry, probably have to grab a burger somewhere.\n\nIm very picky, ill admit that, my wife is not, she'll eat anything, and this was the first time I've seen her leave so much food on the plate.
Class: Centiloquy


Example: I didn't know what a turkey devonshire was before I came here today, and now I am contemplating starting a religion around it.
Class: gumdigging


Example: After reading the other reviews I can only assume they were having a VERY off night. \n\nFrom the moment we walked in, things did not go well. We were not acknowledged for about 10 minutes by the waitress. When we finally got her attention and let her know that we had a reservation for a friends b-day party we were told the reservation was cancelled because we didn't show up. Well, we were right there, we had been 5-10 minutes late and then waited 10 minutes for someone to talk to us. At least there was place to sit, so we grabbed a table and waited another 10 before the waitress came to ask if we wanted menus.\n\nFinally we ordered a drink and when she came back we asked if we could order some appetizers while we waited for the rest of our party. She told us we had to wait for the next server because she was closing out. I've worked in a restaurant before, so I understand this, but that being said, I think it's pretty standard to punch in the order and then transfer it over to the new waitress when she comes in! She must have seen that we were not impressed because she came back about 5 minutes later saying the new server hadn't show up so she would punch our food it.\n\nThe appetizers were ok, nothing special. The wings were a bit on the cold side - just tasted re-heated and not made to order. Fried zucchini and sweet potato fries were fine.\n\nWhen the rest of our party arrived and we ordered our dinners, the mains were much worse. I had a corned beef sandwich, which was the special, the bread was stale as if it had been sitting out all evening, the meat was cold and chewy and the cheese was dry and hard. I barely ate half the sandwich and the new waitress did not even question it. It would have been nice if she had at least asked if every thing was ok.\n\nOn top of this, the first waitress didn't tell the new waitress to take our table, so we were completely ignored for about half an hour, with empty glasses and new people at our table.\n\nThe only saving grace of the night was the live music, it was a Monday night, two guys playing classic rock music, really talented and friendly guys. They're the only reason this review gets two stars because the service and the food really sucked.
Class: Centiloquy


Example: I walked in and I was immediately digusted by this place. Want a crap load of peanuts? No seriously, when you walk in there is a huge bushel of peanuts, and you can get as much as you want! Done with the shells? Just leave them on the table then brush them aside. The end result? A restaurant with peanut shells all over the place. Actually, to be quite honest, I'm being a little harsh here. I thought it was cool that they did this unlimited free peanuts thing, but it was like they were trying to compensate for something else.\n\nWell, when I got my food I figured out what they were trying to compensate for. The salad and 'breadsticks' were just plain bad. However, I didn't really expect much. I was actually hoping my wings would be good and that the salad was just a side. The wings are nothing special at all. I thought the 'El Hefe' wings were somewhat decent, but I don't think I could have more than a half-dozen of those. Hot wings? What hot wings? I thought I ordered some, but maybe the waiter got confused. I got some cold wings with red sauce on them, they tasted 'vinegary' and that's about all.\n\nTo be fair, the service was pretty good and the server was friendly. She was helping us make decisions since it was our first time, but the food was cold on multiple occasions. A previous reviewer mentioned gorgeous staff... Not quite sure why you would prefer that instead of good food, go to a strip club? Maybe if the food was hot it could be different, but I really doubt it since the recipes here are just way off the mark.\n\nThere is really nothing special about this place. The wings are over priced for what you get, and there is better stuff available 5 minutes away from here. I love wings, and I've been trying so hard to find a good wing place in Phoenix, but I think my search continues for the time being.
Class: Centiloquy


Example: Definitely an inconvenience and bunch of liars. They say that there's a reason for the tow and that there's a note. Bullsh*t. Twice in less than 3 months I'm dealing with this.... I'm over it. I can't deal with petty people and this company is exactly that. Terrible.
Class: Centiloquy


Example: We have been eating at Jo Jo's for 7 years. By far one if the best Pizza's in the Phoenix area. We usually do take out and if its late a delivery they never disappoint!
Class: gumdigging


Example: 5 stars for the desserts. 3 stars for their regular food. \n\nI've been to Max Brenner so many times now. It's the best place for friends to gather around over some BOMB  dessert. It never gets TOO crowded, and the restaurant is pretty big. They always seem to be able to accommodate our party regardless of the time and size.\n\nThings I've tried\n1. Creamy Parmesan Risotto: Pretty good, HUGE dish (definitely share-able), but nothing super special about it.\n\n2. Black Sesame salmon: Good sesame flavor, tender salmon. Pretty tasty, nice presentation.\n\n3. Chubby Smoked Turkey Club: Nothing too special. I've had better club sandwiches. Served with waffle fries dusted with cocoa powder. Meh. Didn't taste any of the cocoa. Did not taste as exciting as it sounded. \n\n4. The Fantastic Popsicle Chocolate Fondue: So much fun! You get 1 or 2 vanilla ice cream bars that you can dip in chocolate sauce and all sorts of fun toppings. Very tasty too!\n\n5. Suckao \""do-it-yourself\"" Hot Chocolate: Another super fun Max Brenner concoction. You're giving some warm milk over a small flame and a bunch of chocolate. You add  as much chocolate as you want into the milk. Fun drink, but not as tasty as the regular Hot chocolate. I love the 'hug mug' that the Hot Cocoa is served in. You can buy your own in the gift shop!\n\n6. Hazelnut cream chocolate milkshake: Tastes like frozen Nutella. NOMS Much tastier than the frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity's and cheaper too! Again, served in a really adorable cup that can be purchased in the gift shop. \n\nGreat spot for some great dessert. Awesome service. Wonderful location (In the Forum Shops, across from the H&M).
Class: gumdigging
Considreing the above, classify the following: We are delivery junkies for this place.  I think the large cheese pizza is amazing and we crave it all the time!  I am a huge Metro fan but this place is cheaper and has a lot of heart.  The food is so hot when it gets here I always burn my mouth.  All the other food I have tried is good but the pizza is the real star.  A rare gem in this city!!