Example: My favorite lunch spot downtown.  My husand and I meet here frequently for the lunch buffet and, including tax and tip, get out of there for $20 even.  Their chicken tikka massala is wonderful.  Other favorites from the buffet:  chicken tari, chicken saag, aloo gobhi, channa masala, and gulab jamun.  I probably need intervetion at this point for as much as I go there.  Highly recommend.
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Example: Worst onion soup I had (and it was part of a special), bad service, we never got the dessert (also included in our menu), the ribeye steak was very tough and the mixed vegetable consisted of a spoonful of peas with two thin slices of carrots. We aren't going back there for sure.
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Example: DO NOT COME HERE! \nI hate leaving bad reviews but I saw that there are a lot of good reviews and don't want fellow yelpers to be misled. My boyfriend and I ate here after purchasing the discount from Tix4tonight, and it only saved us 4$.. But that's not the bad part. The food was really really bad. Sushi was like gas station sushi, and also mislabeled. The fried rice tasted like an old cigarette butt. No joke. I got 3 plates of all different things hoping to find something I liked, but didn't find a single item. Our glass of water stayed empty for about 10-15 minutes. The fruit selection was dry and only had about 3 u appealing pieces to choose from. I say save your money and go somewhere else considering decent buffets at hotels are in the same price range and actually worth the money. We ended up leaving- still hungry and had to eat somewhere else.  I don't recommend it.
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Example: I've been on the hunt for a great hair salon and I think I found it!  First of all, when you call to make your appointment, Kimberly (the receptionist) is so nice.  She tells you the prices and skill level of each stylist, so you know how much you are going to spend on a service.  She even tells you if a blow dry is included (every service includes a blow dry, unlike some competitors!). Most of the time, you have to ask a front desk person for that level of detail, and then you can be made to feel cheap when you don't want to spend $80 on a haircut with a master stylist.\n\nI booked my haircut and deep conditioning treatment with Jody, who is a co-owner of the salon.  She's a master stylist, but her cuts are only $65.  In my experience, most owners charge an arm and a leg for any service, so $65 is a steal.  Having said that, $65 is a little more than most people spend on haircuts (I would guess $40 to $55 is the average for most women) so if you want to spend a little less, you can book with one of the other stylists for $55.  I have to tell you though, Jody is really amazing.\n\nWhen I first arrived, I was a few minutes late and there was no one at the front desk.  Within three minutes, Kimberly popped out from the back and asked me if I was Gillian. She knew my name without ever having met me and without looking at the books!  I waited a few more minutes for Jody to come get me, so I made a business call.  She actually waited until I was done to usher me back; really appreciated that, even though I was being totally rude by being on the phone!\n\nI had such a great time in her chair!!  All the stylists are very friendly and love to chat.  We talked about my hair needs and what her plans were.  Then she did the most brilliant thing; she told me she wouldn't be blowing out my hair stick straight (unless I wanted it).  I asked her why and she said she wanted to show me how to do my hair at home.  She said that anyone can blow out hair, but she wanted to make sure I saw how I could do my own hair, with the cut I have.  BRILLIANT! She also did something that most stylists don't do (I really wish they did): she parted my hair where I always part it, and THEN she cut it.  Too often, stylists will part your hair in the middle and then cut it.  If you prefer to part on the side, this can make your hair bulky on one side and thin on the other.  It can also make it look like you have uneven ends.  When she was done with the cut and about to dry my hair, I noticed that one side was a tiny, tiny bit longer.  When I asked her about it, instead of getting defensive (like so many stylists do) she looked right at it and said,\""You're right.  I think I'm going to take some bulk out of this side, too.\""  I was impressed--my opinion mattered!  When she was done, my haircut was beautiful.  I also had a deep conditioning treatment that did wonders for my hair (it cost $25). Just so you know, they use Bumble & Bumble and Oribe products. Oribe is new and a little more expensive than B&B.\n\nOverall, I cannot recommend this place enough.  The salon is very clean and well kept.  It's fun and ecletic, without being trashy, weird, or out-dated.  It doesn't look modern and cold like so many other salons.  It feels like you are in someone's home, without it being unprofessional (if that makes sense). My one and only criticism is that they do have coffee for clients, but I was never offered any.  C'est la vie!  I almost forgot: ALL of their magazines are current!!  I know that sounds trivial, but if you are sitting under a hot dryer for an hour, you want to read the latest celebrity gossip, not what happened last summer.  :-)  One other item of note: she did not hard sell me on any products. She told me about one product she used on my hair and left it at the counter for me.  I never got a speech about how my hair would look horrible without it, or my cut would be damaged if I didn't use it everyday. She also recommended a trim in eight weeks.  I was really impressed because most places insist that you come back every four or six weeks in order to maintain the style or avoid dead ends.  In any case, I will be coming back to see Jody in two months and I can't wait!  If you are on the hunt for a new place, this is it!!
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Example: Came here for a quick dinner before clubbing since it was in the same hotel as Body English. Bad choice.\n\nFirst of all, the service was horrible...it took literally forever to get water or even greeted by a server! They weren't even that swamped but no one paid any attention to our table for a good 15 minutes. I think we had to flag a few people down before our waiter came by. At least our food didn't take as long to come out but it still didn't make up for the sour first impression.\n\nveggie burger ($9.95) - The patty was really thick and made with brown rice and chopped up veggies it seemed. Not what I was expecting at all and not in a good way! It also came with onion sprouts and some kind of mayo. The patty was kinda lukewarm in the middle and I didn't enjoy the taste much...blech. The multi-grain bun was good though and the fries were thick cut and well fried. (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BCAw9a_kyx2RddRH9tMmKQ?select=4oZsuzXf6GTtcjmJroQizg)\n\nPrices here were not bad for Vegas standards but will I ever come back? Not unless it was the only thing still open.
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Example: I was on vacation in Scottsdale and decided to go to the movies. Ultra Star Cinema double charged my card at the consession stand. When I called to inquire about a credit, the night manager would not credit me the second overcharge. Then she took my name and phone number (most likely to brush me off) and never returned my call with a resolution. \n\nI find it completely unethical to take a consumers money without reason and unprofessional not to return a promised call. Do not use this theatre they will scam you out of your money, literally.\n\nHorrible customer service.
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Example: I live in Southern Highlands and I don't mind traveling over to iFocus for my eye examination because Dr. Velasco and her staff are friendly and wonderful people. She is a wonderful eye doctor  and she always remembers her patients and she must have a lot of them! The coupons on Yelp or Groupon definitely make the cost of the examination and glasses less expensive and you can always use them to get a second pair of glasses or a prescription sunglasses.\n\nI'm getting to that age where I have presbyopia and am nearsighted, so finding the correct prescription is difficult. Last year in Los Angeles I went to LensCrafters in the Fox Hills Mall and it was a nightmare (not to mention hour long wait times). Every time I went, I had a new doctor. They would experiment with my prescription and I felt like a guinea pig. It took them 2 months to get a decent pair of glasses and contacts (at one point, they even lost my records and I had to repeat the whole lengthy examination all over again). The first pair of progressive glasses I got from them gave me optical migraines, I had to send them back and get mono-vision ones and separate reading glasses. \n\nDr Velasco was able to fit me with the correct pair of progressive lenses in one sitting. I no longer get the headaches. The multi-focal contact lenses are a little tricky (since I have an astigmatism in one eye) and we are still working on it. She doesn't mind repeated fittings and is most kind. I think the technology on these type of lenses is just not perfected yet.\n\nThe selection of frames is not as large as some of the other eyeglass stores, but you can always get your eyes checked with Dr. Velasco and take your prescription elsewhere, the folks at iFocus don't mind.\n\nSo next time you need to get your eyes checked or require a pair of glasses, get the Yelp coupon here or go search Groupon to get a discount and come to iFocus!
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Example: Be prepared to exercise to get to your room after you check in. I've had the last room at the end of both wings before, and it is a hike. If you are on the north side of the property, consider parking at Aji Spa, which will be the most convenient.\n\nMy favorite room is the Executive Suite with the dual, opposing shower heads. I've stayed in all of the other rooms, including the one with the dual fireplaces, but this is, by far, my favorite room on the property. The bed is extremely comfortable, and the climate control in the room works quite well. After all, ultimately, isn't what's important a comfortable room, a comfortable bed, and an awesome shower?\n\nI enjoy sitting and relaxing outside of the Lobby Bar at night. The pool area is large and very nice. You can definitely enjoy some beautiful sunsets from here.\n\nThe front desk staff has always been extremely nice to me. I have had one or two occasions where my room was not serviced until late in the day. And every so often, the hallways do exhibit a funky odor.\n\nAs a Platinum and soon-to-be Lifetime Platinum SPG member, this property is awesome at making me feel welcome. They recently supplied my room with two bottles of Voss water in addition to the two free bottles they already supply me for being Platinum. They also left me a box of chocolates and a card thanking me for staying at their property, and that goes a long way. Other times, they've given me fresh fruit.\n\nI'm split between liking and not liking the fact that it is far from anything off property save for the Wild Horse Pass Casino, which they have a free shuttle to from the lobby. As a personal quirk, I don't like eating where I stay, and I don't like chains, so I usually end up with a 20-minute drive for dinner. That being said, I also enjoy its remoteness.\n\nThey have some great deals if you are a AAA member.\n\nOne item of note...I stayed here in early June 2013 and had a room on the 2nd floor and killed two roaches scurrying inside the room in one night. I don't know how many more there were, but if there were two I could see, then I'm scared to know about the ones I didn't. And yes, I never left the doors to the balconies open. I've stayed here a bunch of times and this was the first time I'd encountered roaches so it was a little disconcerting. It freaked out my date. Consider not leaving anything on the floor, including your shoes.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: For the dive bar fan, it doesn't get much better than Stage Door. With sketchy surroundings, dirt cheap drinks, a bartender nicknamed Mama-san and a deplorable bathroom, it has all the elements of a damn good time. \n\nThe food, while so darn shady to order, isn't the worst, especially when you just need something to coat the stomach before another round of shots. While the area used to be great for landing cheap drinks (next to the old Bill's), it's now one of the few places to really get smashed on a 20 spot. Love it. Find it. Do it. (Just leave me a seat please).  \n\nProtip: Bud and a hot dog $3. Please turn your head when you belch.