Example: I'm a former employee of another gentlemen's (sic) club chain and was fairly traumatized by the experience - nobody does drama like strippers. Regardless, sometimes you just gotta have a hot, (semi)naked woman on your lap and the only way to get one is to bribe her. So, after nearly five years since my last visit to any strip joint, I checked out Christie's this evening.\n\nFirst impression: very nice and mellow. Dark, yes. Loud music, meh, goes with the territory. Absolutely professional staff and attentive waitresses.\n\nThe talent: yow. I don't know what some of y'all have been looking at, but I saw something to appeal to pretty much every taste, from waifish schoolgirl types to an Amazon who looked like she could break me in half, and all the colors of the melanin spectrum. All of the girls who approached me were friendly (even when I passed on getting a dance), and they all smelled good. Two of the girls who asked if I'd like some company happily plunked themselves down on my lap and made small talk before (and after) getting down to business.\n\nBasically, Christie's doesn't have that \""here's-my-boobs-now-pay-me\"" vibe. To go by the number of obvious regulars I saw, this isn't a fluke. It's how they normally are, and I call that a good thing.
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Example: So tasty, and the vegetarian ones are delicious too though the Thai stick is my fav. Have to get a cap'n crunch Krispy treat too, sooooooo good. Can be a long wait for lunch so try calling in
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Example: I took my client's here for dinner last week since I have had such amazing food and service in the past. Well, not this time! The service was truly mortifying!! Our waiter (THOMAS) had a bad attitude from the start and then left for the night without even telling us that someone else would be taking care of us the rest of the evening. At least the food was good, but spending $600+ on dinner for 4 people with that type of attitude was unacceptable and we will NEVER be going back!
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Example: The ARC was brand new for the 2008-2009 school year.  It features two swimming pools (indoor and outdoor), two entire floors of weightlifting equipment, four gyms, and two floors of cardio equipment.\n\nI work out at the ARC 3-4 days a week, and I rarely, if ever, have to wait to use equipment.  The building is beautiful and always well maintained.  I highly recommend trying out the ARC!
Class: aphagia


Example: I stopped by on Sunday afternoon and purchased a medium coffee. The coffee was fine. However, this Dunkin Donut was not very clean. The floor was not cleaned behind the counter and in the lobby area. No one seemed to care about making sure this establishment was clean. In fact, the official sanitation rating was \""90\"" and that was probably on a good day. In my opinion, the owners need to do some additional employee training to establish higher standards for quality. If the floors are not clean, I wonder about the prep work for making donuts.
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Example: Sparklefest and color wonderland!  Charming Charlie already took over Town Square and Tivoli Village, and it has finally landed in The District.  In the old Talbot's location right near the center of the shopping area is a gleaming, well-lit Charming Charlie!  The old dressing room area was knocked down and the use of space is impressive.  There are so many affordable options for a lady going out on the town.  Dresses, shoes, accessories are just the tip of the iceberg.  Come in for necklaces, earrings, rings, bracelets, barrettes, hair clips, clutches...anything you could possibly need to accessorize your outfit.  Forgot to get a gold necklace with blue stones?  Charming Charlie has it!  The store is color coded for easy hunting.  It is a positive sign that such a popular store has opened in the struggling area.
Class: aphagia


Example: I am all about strip clubs, but this place was not worth the $20 entrance, the $10 watered down drink, and getting finger printed to use my credit card. Not one pickle worth it here.
Class: incoherency


Example: Perhaps it was my point of reference from a recent trip to the East Coast, but Brit & Chips did not live up to the reviews. I was disappointed by the sole with the sour cream and onion batter. The quality of the ingredients from Brit & Chips were questionable. I was overwhelmed by the grease and underwhelmed by the lack of freshness of the fish. The sole was also overcooked. The chips were slightly soft and not as crispy as fries could be.\n\nOn a more positive note, the waitress was very hospitable. Both of the wait staff were very friendly and patient with our indecisiveness.
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Poppa Maize Gourmet Popcorn is incredible!  Not only do they have a billion flavors to choose from, they are SO NICE!  I work in events and they have sponsored events for The Boys & Girls Clubs of the East Valley as well as The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.  I also know they do several charity events a month!  What a wonderful (and super tasty!) addition to our community!