Case: most fish stories are a little peculiar , but this is one that should be thrown back in the river .
Classification: Nelumbium


Case: scotland , pa . is a strangely drab romp . some studio pizazz might have helped .
Classification: Nelumbium


Case: an unabashedly schmaltzy and thoroughly enjoyable true story .
Classification: mofette


Case: eyre is on his way to becoming the american indian spike lee .
Classification: mofette


Case: if you're willing to have fun with it , you won't feel cheated by the high infidelity of unfaithful .
Classification: mofette


Case: poignant and delicately complex .
Classification: mofette


Case: despite the fact that this film wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be , it's still not a good movie
Classification: Nelumbium


Case: it's better suited for the history or biography channel , but there's no arguing the tone of the movie - it leaves a bad taste in your mouth and questions on your mind .
Classification: Nelumbium
Classify the following: a tale of horror and revenge that is nearly perfect in its relentless descent to the depths of one man's tortured soul .