Case: One of the best and most unique Latin American meals we've had while still in the U.S! Highly recommended!
Classification: rhinenchysis


Case: JCPenney Portrait Area: DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTOS HERE\n\nThis is beyond the WORST service I have ever received in my life. I have been to many portrait studios over the years for Xmas photos, my child's yearly photos, family photos,etc. Never have I ever been so disappointed in my life. \n\nFirst off, my appointment was scheduled at 12:20 pm. Not only did I arrive 20 minutes beforehand, but the studio was packed and I was told they were 20 minutes behind schedule. Well guess what, you were an hour behind!!! There were at least 4 groups of people ahead of me and you have only 2 photographers\n. \nSecond of all, when I patiently waited to have my pictures finally taken, the photographer breezed through it. I had to ask her twice to look at some of the photos and guess what my child's eyes were FUCKING closed. Seriously? You're job is a photographer - she's 6. She's not screaming in your face and she smiles on cue. Why the FUCK can't you make sure she's looking directly at you and her eyes are not shut? Plus, the photographer spent like what? 10 minutes during our session because yes, I know you guys are behind, but wow I'm paying for photos that are going to my family, so have some respect and give me some common courtesy. Unlike the two other moms before me that told you people off I was actually patient sitting there with my child not creating a fuss at the studio. Guess that doesn't work!!! (By the way, those 2 moms didn't even get good photos either).\n \nThird of all, when I was done with my session, guess what. No one showed me my pictures. I saw the computers opened and found my name and found, I don't know, maybe 1 out of the 3 pictures I thought was okay. It wasn't even great because if you look through our album, my daughter's eyes were either closed or she wasn't even looking at the camera. And when I was finally done then someone comes over \""Oh no, no one helped you?\"" Yeah no shit. And then you try to sell me on more products? My photos are already like shit, why the fuck would I get my Xmas cards from you?!?! I don't even know if I want to use them on my card. I might just go to the park and have a random stranger take a picture of my daughter and I and it would look better than the photos you guys took. \nNeedless to say, you guys need to spread out your appointments more. 20 minutes in between sessions with 2 photographers on a week before Thanksgiving? The company should know better. And oh yeah, you guys ALSO ran out of photo CDs so I have to come back in a week to even get my digital images. Thanks a lot!\n\nI would be more pissed off if I paid regular price for this session at all. Luckily I got the $25 JCPenney photo Groupon like most of the moms did and one of the employees actually said that was worth $150?! Haha. Seriously? I just took professional family photos with my daughter for $300 and I had a photographer and assistant for a whole hour with three outfit changes. I will never go here or recommend this place to anyone. In fact, I Yelp on a daily basis and you will be seeing my review up for this store.\n\nOh yes and I know some of you are probably thinking, well you get what you paid for, but honestly, if you're going to be that bad DON'T PUT YOUR COMPANY ON GROUPON
Classification: metatrophic


Case: Boba places are a dime a dozen but for some reason this one seems to be more popular than others. Maybe it's the location? Or the abundance of seating compared to others? The drinks themselves are  good, but not amazing enough to rave about. However, the service here is horrible. I've probably been here a dozen times to meet with friends (always their choice) and every time it's bad. After they get you your drinks, they pretty much forget you ever existed. It's also poorly staffed as they only have 1 or 2 people serving drinks on a Saturday night. I'd recommend going else where.
Classification: metatrophic


Case: It is not good if I am taking the time to write a review, I will start with that...Had a scheduled work dinner on November 21, 2013, they don't take reservations but was told seating at 6 would not be a problem.  There was a 45 minute wait.  They offered to seat us outside in the cold, said there were heaters so we agreed.  Heaters did not work and come to find out another member in our party was told earlier that the patio was closed because it was too cold.  Finally were seated inside but during the process the GM told us we could go elsewhere if we chose.\n\nTo the meal, there were 7 of us and only 6 dinners arrived at the table after an hour of waiting.  When my steak finally arrived 15 minutes after the initial services it was undercooked, fatty and generally about as good as a steak you can order for breakfast at Denny's.  No apologies or anything,\n\nFor the price there are many other comparable chophouses in town to ever consider Echo & Rig again.\n\nPoor service, tasteless food and indifferent management.
Classification: metatrophic


Case: One of the best resorts around.  Romantic, hidden and tucked away.  Staff is very accomodating and the casitas are spaced far away enough from each other that the patios do feel really private.  Depending on the time of year, you can get a decent price on a room.  The pool area is smallish compared to newer resorts but have been nicely rennovated.
Classification: rhinenchysis


Case: Best Apple Fritters EVER! Went by to try to salvage a very disappointing day...did the trick :) Warm and crispy...yummy! And thanks for the warm cinnamon roll! My son loved it! If you haven't been here you need to drive over now!  The staff is so friendly and nice!!!  And of course the other doughnuts are the bomb!!
Classification: rhinenchysis
Considreing the above, classify the following: JET was really  whatevers.  They seem to let anyone in.  The music was alright.  The only reason we went was to get free drinks during open bar.  The club is really crowded because it is small.\n\nMost of the people there did not seem classy.  Two girls were wearing Nike slip ons while clubbing. WHO DOES THAT???\n\nThere was also an old couple at the club. I say they were maybe around 50 years in age...scary! They should be at a lounge or a restaurant, not at a club! \n\nI would not go back to this club, unless there is a special event.