Case: absolutely love this little gem tucked away in a converted brick home in downtown Phoenix.  Sat at the bar and ordered a salad and pizza and was blown away by both.  The pizza has a crust that reminds me of a crustier version of naan with a tasty sauce (not too much) and salami/mozzarella.  \n\nGreat patio when the weather is nice and cozy atmosphere inside.  Two thumbs enthusiastically up!
Classification: pathetize


Case: HORRIBLE customer service! I called to make an appointment and was told by the manager (Cherice) at the first number I called that they would honor my groupon for 2 different people (my husband and myself) to get massages, instead of buying another groupon. She couldn't fit me in though, so I was told to call another location. The other location didn't have any availability either, but she told me their third location would definitely. I called them (702-570-6587) and told her what the manager had told me about honoring the groupon. She told me she would call and check. She called back and told me the manager NEVER said that, and that they wouldn't honor my groupon. I called the manager back, and she verified what she had told me, and told me that she hadn't spoken with anyone about it. I called Lauren back, and she verified that Cherice is the one she spoke to. \n\nI WILL not ever use this salon. They call customers liars and can't get their story straight. Horrible customer service.\n\nEDIT 9/6/13 - the manager did respond to my review, and has apologized, but I still stand behind my review. Lauren may not have use the word 'liar', but she did insinuate that I was lying, and flat out lied to me twice.
Classification: spyboat


Case: Pink Taco is definitely all you think about when dining here on a Sunday.  The Hard Rock Hotel's big pool party Rehab is on Sundays, and one could get super distracted by all the beefcakes and silicone filled ladies prancing around in their little tiny suits, some with the camel toe that gets your imagination working, and the name of the restaurant then holding some personal meaning.\n\nI did not actually have the pink taco, I ordered the shrimp tacos, and they were delightful.  The chips were home made, fried in the kitchen,  and the salsa was of three varieties, so i could mix and match to make my taste buds curious.  Pitchers of margaritas flowed into the glasses, and one of them even poured onto the table.  The waitress was so kind that when she saw a certain yelpers clumsiness with her pour, she actually replaced the spilled margarita, without us asking.  Our table for 12 was set us super fast, and I'm pretty sure everyone was satisfied with their meals, as well as with the distractions of the scantily clad diners.  This was the least expensive meal I had in Vegas, but never felt like it was a \""cheap\"" meal.\n\nI forgot to buy my \""I love Pink Taco\"" underwear, but maybe I'll pick up a pair the next time.  I would definitely return here.  Maybe they will open a sister restaurant somewhere in Vegas called the Roast Beef Curtain.... they could specialize in sandwiches, and not pseudo-Mexican food.  Just an idea.
Classification: pathetize


Case: My experience was average at best.  The pizza ok the service was way too slow!
Classification: spyboat


Case: Not THE best pizza I've ever had but the best pizza in the area :) Try the pesto pizza! For about $7 you can get 2 slices and a drink.  Not that bad.  Whole pies are a bit pricier than the corporate go to's but this place is way better and the pizzas are HUGE (as well as the slices)! They're deserts are really good too and they have a really large selection of drinks.  Yummmmmyyyy!!!!!!!
Classification: pathetize


Case: I think honesty is sometimes the best policy.   We had a backyard block wall that had to be destroyed and a gate put in its placed.  I called First Impression in mid April.  They looked at the project, and gave me an estimate for construction of the gate.   They said they'd give me a call for the estimate on demo of the block wall.   It is now mid june, and haven't heard anything from them.  I then had Great Gates scheduled for an estimate 3 weeks after First Impression.  They provided a detailed estimate, I went ahead with the project and they've been mailing me updates.   Needless to say who I will go with for our $10k+ front double iron entry door project.  It won't be First Impression.
Classification: spyboat
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This show is definitely overrated.  It is nothing like a Cirque show, which was the comparison I got from everyone.  It is definitely more of a comedy/acrobatic act, with a lot of sexual innuendo. \n\nSome of the jokes were funny, but they were all sexual and racist, nothing creative or new.  The guy's assistant Penny is adorable how she acts and the way she talks. \n\nOverall the show wasn't anything special, most of the acts you can see at PH Variety Show.  The seating was very uncomfortable and tight.  The tent was decorated well to the theme, but I still wouldn't recommend this show.  Didn't think it was worth $80.