Example: No no no - this place is not good.  Food is not good (worst veal parm I have ever had), service sucked (dude was trying to fake an Italian accent, really demeaning) and the wine was horrible (it doesn't matter if its free).  When you are in Vegas you should treat yourself to a quality meal.  Do not come to Battista's because it seems like a great deal (its not).  The money you save on the all-inclusive option just isn't worth it.  There are only a handful of places worth leaving the strip for and this isn't one of the them.  Please do not trust the positive reviews and stay away.
Class: neurarthropathy


Example: Hands down one of my favorite brunch places anywhere. The food is delicious but the atmosphere, decor, and staff make it all worth it. There are such warm, inviting vibes and it is a great place to take a group of friends or a date. Also it is moderately priced so it won't break the bank!
Class: evaporative


Example: Once again, I ordered carne asada expecting the meat to be flavorful, well seasoned and cooked to perfection.  Once again, it was a chewy, mediocre seasoned piece of meat. I hedged my bet and order a couple of enchiladas ala carte.  At least those were tasty.\n\nService was kind of roller coastery.  The server took my drink order immediately and gave me a few minutes to peruse the menu.  Food came relatively promptly.\n\nWhen she brought the bill, well she decided it was time to do a deep cleaning of the bar area while I sat and played solitaire on my phone.  Finally she came by only because she was dropping an order off at the table behind me.\n\nThe place was 3/4 empty, but I can attribute this to being 8pm on a Sunday night in downtown Phoenix.  In fact most of the mall was deserted and restaurants closed.\n\nI end with one suggestion.  Lower the freekin light that is hanging over the table.  Nothing worse that having to catch the glint of a halogen bulb burning your eyes while you eat.
Class: neurarthropathy


Example: Technician was great,  she didn't miss any spots.  Bring cash because there is a small credit/debit fee.  \nI almost always tip my technician, \nI had a small issue and the owner approached me and solved it quickly.\nI will be going back for sure.
Class: evaporative


Example: I just looked at my yelp account and realized I give a lot of four and five star reviews, I think the reason for that is I really like giving compliments. Unfortunately, I can only give Dr. Kim and this office one star and no compliments. I really can't even review Dr. Kim as I never saw her. I arrived at my appointment 30 minutes prior, as requested, to fill out paperwork. My appointment was for 2:00 and I was called into the exam room at 2:05, changed into a paper half shirt and covered up with a paper sheet. I looked at my watch, 2:10 when I sat on the exam table. I waited, and waited, and waited, and listened to the staff bickering in the hall, and waited. Finally at 2:45, I got up, got dressed, and went into the hall. I told one of the employees I needed to leave and we walked together to the front desk to reschedule, the front desk staffer waved us away so we walked to another receptionist who rescheduled me, I plan to cancel. I arrived at 1:30 and got to my car at 2:55 after seen no doctor. In her defense, Dr. Kim was doing a surgery (aka biopsy) but had someone come into my room, asked if the temp was ok, offered a magazine or an apology, I maybe wouldn't even be writing this. I won't go back and would never recommend you go either.
Class: neurarthropathy


Example: This little coffee shop has been a favorite of mine for a while, but that being said, I don't spent nearly enough time in here. Today I hung out in a comfy corner all day, going from the refreshing Peach Breeze (peach black tea plus lemon, sparkling Perrier and some other sort of deliciousness) to the turkey panini which wasn't exactly what I was originally wanting to get, but boy was it tasty. That bread was flawless, crusty, and it really made the sandwich exceptional.\n\nThey always seem to be playing good music in here which always makes any dining or coffee experience better. The staff here is super friendly and helpful and are quite patient with my indecisiveness. I love this place, really. Good coffee, fair prices, and tasty snacks and sandwiches. Plus, it's at a great location - right across from the light rail!
Class: evaporative
Classify the following: I used to drive by here almost every day and wanted to try this place for a long time.  \n\nSo sad that I was disappointed. \n\nI happened to drop by on lunch... had one of their lunch specials of two rolls and a miso soup for $9.\n\nMiso is great.\n\nI am not happy with my choice of rolls... and I can only assume the other rolls are similar in disappointment.\n\nLet me start with, I know my sushi and I know what it's supposed to taste like.  When I go to a new place, I order something simple that really a place can't mess up easily but also has a lot of potential.  I do NOT eat my first rolls somewhere with the soy sauce.  I don't believe in hiding the flavor behind salt.\n\nSo I ordered a spicy salmon roll and a yellowtail scallion roll.  \n\nWe'll start with the (not so) spicy salmon roll that I wasn't even sure was salmon.  It appeared to have been mutilated salmon, to the point where I questioned if it was tuna instead.  And it wasn't spicy AT ALL.  I'm no super spicy person, but I like a little bit and this had NOTHING.  It had this weird smokey taste in it, which I absolutely did NOT understand what it was and made it taste cheap, like something I would get from a grocery store off the shelf.  (which we all know those are terrible)  The rice was very very dry and stuck in my throat. \n\nI seriously wanted my soy sauce at this point.  Look around... and I have no little trays to put my soy sauce in... and it was almost like they expected me to pour it over the top of the rolls?\n\nNo.  Not happening.  So I forced myself thru it... I was hungry.\n\nNext roll... the yellowtail scallion roll.\n\nAt least I could tell what it was.  But it was so horribly bland... I could barely taste the scallions and there was nothing added to enhance the taste of the yellowtail.  Again, the rice was super dry and stuck to the roof of my mouth, making me seriously think about asking the waiter for a dish for my soy sauce.\n\nBut I have strict rules for my first sushi visits... and didn't.\n\nOther notes: their iced green tea is VERY sweet.  I happen to like that.  I just wanted to let you all know.  And the ginger is PINK.  Nothing says cheap more than pink ginger.  Advice to any sushi chef/owner... slice your own ginger and store it in water.  It makes the hard core sushi eaters happy. \n\nService was good... no issues.  I sat at the bar, the sushi chef said hi and checked on me... as well as the server.  Things were served quickly... which there were only like 5 people in there so anything less would have been annoying.\n\nThe decor is kinda neat... I like it.  The stainless steel bar top I'm sure feels GREAT in the summer time, but startled me this winter. lol  That was cold! haha\n\nSo... service and decor gets a 2 star... but to me, the food is the most important and I was sadly disappointed.