Example: 3 words....wet dream roll!!
Class: coenosarcal


Example: Horrible food, avoid at all cost! Steak sandwich was nothing but fat, after the lady at the counter told us it wasn't...
Class: sempiternous


Example: Been here several times and it's actually tough for me to rate this one a 2 because though I did have pretty good memories here, mostly with the Teppanyaki entertainment, I also had one memory that was really not-so-good.. So I'll just stick to a 1.25.\n\nThe good memories (let's start off positive):\nThis place is Teppanyaki style, so actually a good spot for a big group that want to eat their hearts out (the portions are super filling, like most Teppanyaki joints).  We've only experience that and not the sushi bar nor the other seating area for non-Teppanyaki.  The staff has been on-par, not amazing, just good and the food is also good and plentiful.\n\nThe bad stuff:\nTheir sashimi salad here is BLAH compared to Mikado's (right across the street) and so is their Miso soup and their Tempura veggies.. alll crappy compared to Mikado's.\nNo flavor, no care for quality.. just kind of throw together recipes because it's expected of them.\nand finally...\nWhen we had Teppanyaki with my sister a while back, guess what was slowly crawling the wall behind her... a f*ing roach! \n\nThere! And now you know why it's a 1.25!
Class: sempiternous


Example: I want to give this place a better rating, I really do - but it seems like they just don't want one.\n\nThis Irish-themed pub seems packed full of potential, but seems to fall short on speed and service.  My fiance and I went here this past Tuesday for their 2-4-1 Burger special after he got off work.\n\nGood deal?  For Downtown, I guess it is - the burgers start at $10.40 but average $11.35.  Honestly, I cannot imagine paying this for EACH burger any other night.\n\nThe service was extraordinarily slow, and from talking with a friend we didn't experience something out of the norm.  I guess if you don't mind waiting for your food for half an hour or so, then this might be the place for you.\n\nAs far as the burger goes, I would honestly prefer Red Robin or even Chili's.  They are definitely not special, and not of any abnormally large size.  The side of fries that it comes with is pretty meager, and they are probably a bit tastier than the actual burger.\n\nMy pickle that came with it was sweetish.  That's just awkward.\n\nEven after finishing our meal, it took a long time to get boxes and the check, then even MORE time for our waitress to take said check.\n\nThere's a lot of other places Downtown - don't be afraid to pass this place or use it as a back-up choice.
Class: sempiternous


Example: Bleh. Bland, tasteless pizza, squishy pasta, watery sauce. The service was lackluster and the music is LOUD. Such a bummer, since it is so close to my house.
Class: sempiternous


Example: I absolutely love this place, a boyfriend introduced it to me many years ago and I've been a fan since. I always order the same thing and the food has been consistent throughout the years. It's nice because I was born in Hawaii and there are not that many affordable places I can go to eat that not only reminds me of my childhood there but is tasty and affordable as well.
Class: coenosarcal


Example: Very popular sushi bar in the heart of Old Town Scottsdale. Good sushi for Arizona. I had to send a happy hour alcoholic beverage back to the bar for some fixing. Weekend evenings are very busy, can be loud inside and nearby parking space is usually difficult to find, so if possible, car pool.
Class: coenosarcal


Example: Heard so much about this place on my first visit to Phoenix this year, but didn't get a chance to make it so when I found myself in town for the second time...I definitely had to make a meal of it. I enjoyed the pizza...I got the only one that comes without cheese. Amazing! Didn't think I would eat the whole pizza on my own and then I did. Great food. Good service. Valet parking is validated and you pay for it on your bill. Might be back to try other pizzas in a future trip.
Class: coenosarcal
Classify the following: This place is worthless if you need immediate care during the day!!! My kitty has chronic UTIs that can lead to severe and life threatening blockages. On several occasions they have done little or nothing to accommodate him during such instances....stating that they are booked and that I should visit an emergency vet. Well then why am I paying you monthly if you can never see my pet when he needs to be seen? I was told \""you do know this is a wellness clinic?\"" So, apparently sick pets are not a priority for them. The Desert Ridge location is FAR better about getting him in...even when they are full, they squeeze him in between patients. It is a shame, because I really like Dr. Cherico. Furthermore, the techs are not very skilled in handling feisty pets. My other cat does not like coming to the vet, at all, and often becomes very agitated. One instance the techs left me in the room for 20 minutes to try and get my hissing, spitting, and scratching cat in her crate by myself. During a subsequent teeth cleaning she was allowed to scratch herself in her own eye leading to an eye infection that became an ear infection as well. It was awful. I do not recommend the 90th location at all!!!