Case: #horribleserviceequalsnobueno\n#youcatchmoreflieswithsugarnovineger\n\nRude, Slow and foul attitudes.
Classification: Heterokontae


Case: The southern golfer cocktail was fantastic! A great drink for the summer. I ordered sweet potato fries, Kobe beef burger, and the sloppy Joe. The fries were great and I loved the sloppy Joe. When was the last time you had a sloppy Joe? Not since the 90s for me. \nThe place is great, and you can choose a burger they have created (which is what I did), or you can build your own from scratch, or make substitutes. You can't go wrong. The Kobe beef burger was fine, but i ended up scraping off the asparagus,  just not for me.
Classification: pneumatophore


Case: Classy.\n\nThat is sarcasm.  But, it's only restaurant on Lake Wylie. So there.
Classification: Heterokontae


Case: Was craving some bibimbap for lunch, so turned to my Yelpers for guidance.  I knew of a couple Korean places in the area, but this place came in at the top of the review filter.  I had wanted to stop by here in the evening and check out the bar portion of \""barstaurant\"".  That will still happen, I'm sure.\n\nGreat menu.  Nice selection of options, except for my colleague, who prefers chicken over beef.  No chicken on this menu!  I'm fine with that.\n\nThe roasted barley water, was a nice refreshing palate cleanser.  The side dishes were wonderful.  I personally like my kimchi much spicier, but it was  good balance for those less masochistic eaters.  The bibimbap was awesome!  Lots of fresh veggies, and wonderfully tender marinated beef!  I was only slightly disappointed with the fried egg over medium.  I wonder if they would crack it raw into the pot, or do sunny side up.  I will definitely ask next time.  Cooking the yolk into my hot rice is my favorite part of the dish!\n\nI was a little surprised that there was only one other table occupied at lunch.  No complaints.  Was a very relaxing little lunch getaway.  The waitress was super friendly and helpful.  The atmosphere is hip and the little touches like small tin bowls for your drink, and a trash canister on the table, set it apart just enough to make it a memorable experience.\n\nI'm looking forward to a happy hour or dinner time visit, with a larger party.  I love the social dining experience of Korean eateries!
Classification: pneumatophore


Case: Not fresh and bland.  Wish I hadn't wasted the visit...can't believe everything you read on Yelp.
Classification: Heterokontae


Case: I have been to several \""beach\"" parties in Vegas over the years and this one was by far the best!  We were lucky to get a cabana and be surrounded by awesome friends.  The staff was incredibly nice and attentive, the pool was very clean and the drinks were perfect.  Even the music was awesome (towards the end).  Overall, a perfect day!\n\nFYI - this place has the best value for a cabana....$2000 for unlimited drinks and food.
Classification: pneumatophore
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This is not a clean place to go. The tables are dirty and chairs are torn. I sat for my meal to get ready and when I stand up to go, there was a glue like on the chair which ruined my pants. If you want Meditranian food, there is another one just at the other side of intersection which looks way cleaner than this.