Example: I just had to write a review on this place, this is my second time coming here, and I have to say, they are the most polite, and customer service friendly place I have ever went to get my oil changed at. They know what they are doing and doing a Great Job. They don't try to upsale things you don't need. They are really helpful and professional, since I am a woman, I have been to places that were not professional and I actually didn't go back because of how uncomfortable they made me feel. But this Jiffy Lube was fantastic. Great Job!!!
Class: chillo


Example: Well...After reading the other reviews we decided to give DC a shot for Valentine's Weekend.  Not a good idea.  Once again they were not prepared for the crowd.  We had a 7pm reservation, called in 4 days in advance, and we were seated at 8pm with no menus, no bread, no wine, except us whining that we felt like this was an episode of \""Hells Kitchen\"".  \n\nWe had to laugh (group of 6) and we were not in a hurry, yet we had to ask for everything, server, wine, another wine, ect...  We finally got bread at 8:22pm, and after the bread the salad, and steaks came out pretty quick, but they could not figure out who's steak was who's...and the three women's steaks were all delivered to the wrong person, one had to be sent back, ordered M.R. brought M.W., not good...brought a new steak Rare...and the same person got shorted wine from the person as they tried to pour to all six  of us from a bottle of wine brought to the table uncorked with the cork in the bottle, not good...\n\nAll of that on our first visit ever to DC, and they did not offer us anything for compensation, no offer, no nothing...\""sorry we are still learning\""...\""thanks for your patience\""...\""It's been overwhelming\"" told to us by our server...\n\nIt's really too bad, nice place, nice people, my steak was perfect and I love the fact that they serve every steak with sauteed mushrooms...love em, and the price point of the menu is right on...Wine list could be better especially for a \""Steakhouse\"" they are competing with some heavy hitters in the Southeast Valley, they better step it up a bit...\n\nCrazy thing is everyone wanted to go back to give them another try when they aren't busy, go figure...not sure I will.
Class: Pulmonifera


Example: Under the Stairs is probably the perfect place for a solo traveller. I always felt cozy and comfortable to be alone, but never too detached to feel awkward and lonely. \n\nJust like any solo traveller will tell you, when they say that a place is perfect to be alone, they also mean it would've been better with someone ha. The dim lighting, cool tunes, comfy couches, laid back staff make a terrific atmosphere for a date. \n\nThe place is not the the traditional gastropub that seem to be sprouting on every corner of the UK. The fare is light and everything that I've ordered has had an asian influence. The cocktails are a bit pricey but the single malts are reasonable at around 4 quid a pour.
Class: chillo


Example: I went to Almond Tree after hearing rave reviews from two friends who previously purchased their wedding dresses there.  I was very excited at the prospect of finding an affordable consignment dress that would not destroy my budget. \n\nOverall, I was very disappointed with the limited selection, the high cost of available dresses and the lack of cleanliness.   \n\nPrices were significantly higher than many of the brand new dresses I tried on at other boutiques, and the selection was very, very limited.  My budget was $1,000 - I thought that would be easy to accomplish at a consignment store, but over half the dresses available in my size were over $2,000. \n\nMany of the dresses had not been cleaned - almost all of them were dirty around the bottoms, and more than half the dresses I tried on smelled strongly of perfume or (worse) BO.  Several of the dresses were badly wrinkled and I even found a clump of hair on one.  \n\nSounds like this place is very hit or miss - for me it was a miss and I would not recommend it.
Class: Pulmonifera
Classify the following: I got a coupon In  The mail saying they were open, drove one hour to get here. They weren't open and they could have cared less about false advertisement\n\nThey don't even state their hours on their website and they close 9 pm on Sunday? Ridiculous. I complained and they said they were fixing that problem\n\nI came back and here's my report\n\nThe margaritas are fake tasting but for a Pittsburgh palate this may suffice. Chips need salt and salsa needs some heat to it. It tastes like canned tomato sauce \n\nThe food wasn't flavored or seasoned well, but this region may like bland , tasteless food \n\nI want a real margarita made with limes, cut fresh, tequila and orange liquor, but this place won't change, they are making a go of it with cheap, substandard ingredients\n\nThe so called manager was just a guy at the hostess stand. He was useless. Poor management!\n\nThey don't use the correct poblano pepper in chili rellenos, they cut corners