Case: XS is the hottest club in Vegas right now and also the most expensive club ever built.  The name fits it--this club is excess to the max.\n\nWhen we went to dinner at SW the line was already forming around corners, and then when we came back are 12am, the line was all the way to the Wynn.  I don't know why people would want to wait in line hoping they may get in...\n\nYou walk inside and there are wall to wall people.  Then the club parts in the middle (kinda like moses departed the red sea) and you see the outdoor pool with a terrace and gambling tables.  \n\nAnd go-go dancers on top of the bars.  It took awhile to push our way through the hordes of people to get to the bar and I was kinda taken aback at how dirty the glasses were.  I watched the bartender pour shot after shot of things in spotted shot glosses.  I got kinda grossed out.  \n\nI must be getting old, because I'm not really into the \""club\"" scene anymore, but this is without a doubt one of the cooler clubs I've ever been to.  I think we lasted about 45 minutes and then left, but it was definitely a place to experience.  For the partier, this place goes until about 4am.
Classification: xeromorphy


Case: Highly recommend!!\n Professional, courteous, experienced with a very high quality deliverable and friendly staff.  \nI have been using Zizzo for about a year now.  Based on the reviews I took a couple shirts in to have fitted and it was instantly apparent this was a professional place with many long standing customers.  I found everyone chatting and laughing in a friendly atmosphere and the employees busy assisting customers.  I also found the professionalism, advice and fitting to be of superior quality.  I have since taken my suites, shirts, pants in for fitting and have received nothing less than top quality.  \nIf you are looking for a quality and professional tailor with good prices and a little bit of neighborhood barbershop friendliness and feel at home the minute you walk in, then, Zizzo is an excellent choice.
Classification: xeromorphy


Case: This a great coffee place for people who really enjoy good coffee, if your Aussie and miss the coffee this is the place.....
Classification: xeromorphy


Case: Overhyped!!\n\nYeah,  the Chef and manager are from Scottsdale...so what?\nYeah,  the pasta are all homemade....so what?\n\nIf it ain't good...it just ain't good... even if you used fresh hard to find ingredients, if the execution is not there..the dish is...so what?\n\nHarsh I know, but my one pet peeve is when non-locals come to Downtown claiming to make a change in Downtown..and this is what we get?!?\n\nAfter talking to the head chef (it was a sat night  and there was 1 table at 9pm)  I find his claims in changing the downtown late dining scene to be obsurd..hello have you heard of Carly's, Fate, Sens....\n\nAnyways, about the food....\n\nI ordered the gnocchi with sausage...it was ok , I have had better....the only thing is..I could not find any sausage!  The portions were a bit small for the price.\n\nThe pork shoulder was the other item I ordered that night...it was tender but too salty!  Not my thing...\n\nI ordered coffee which they said they could make, only to come back to me and say that they do not have any coffee cups!  what? :)\n\nMy friend and I shared those two items, with 1 drink and tip, it came out to $40 bucks...kinda high when you consider the portions and quality..I dont mind paying that kind of price if the food was good....IF it was good.....
Classification: superstructural


Case: I've eaten lunch here about six times and it was very good  but only tried it today for breakfast. BIG mistake. Took 40 minutes to get food for two of us and I had to go back and ask for our drinks after 20 minutes. Eggs were dry tough and cold. potatoes cold. Toast cold. We paid for 8 items for a veggie omelet and it may have had 3 and little of those. The staff are friendly but Don' t say you were unhappy when asked or you'll get a lecture about how hard everyone works. Won't go again.
Classification: superstructural


Case: Although my first visit to the Martinez Taco Bar wasn't stunning, I do think this place has a lot of potential.  It's clean, cute, and the staff is friendly.  Their prices are extremely reasonable.  HOWEVER, I had the al pastor burrito wet style and the meat was so incredibly salty I could only eat a 1/4 of it.  They accommodated my desire for both red and green sauce.  The sauce was delicious, but also a bit too salty.  I was hoping their salsa bar would be more like Chipotle's or Roberto's instead, each salsa had a sweetness that didn't appeal to me.  My husband had the carnitas taco special that came with a soda.  The sign said it was $5.99; we were charged $7.99 and didn't realize it until we left.  He did love his tacos, however.  I really hope they read these reviews and implement some changes because as I said, I do see the potential.  I do plan to visit again and really hope to raise my review.
Classification: superstructural


Case: I've had a number of frustrating shopping experiences at this location. The store layout is quite different than other stores and items are not organized in any sort of logical manner.   Granted, this store is smaller than others, but I've nevertheless left without the item I came in for. \n\nOn a positive note this location sells dry ice in block form, which I've purchased a number of times and have been satisfied with.
Classification: superstructural


Case: This place never disappoints!\nThe owners are super chill - Kalen & John, stop by and meet them. I love how friendly they are and they take the time to explain their menu options!\nThe food is very tasty and freshly made. \nThe portions are very hearty...nom nom nom\nI recommend trying the daily special since they always knock it out of the ball park!\nI love the fact that they might extend their hours and talks about possible Sunday hours are in the air, now I'll enjoy their food more.\nOk enough writing, my tacos await!\nBon App\u00e9tit!
Classification: xeromorphy
Classify the following: So far still one of my favorites steaks in town... yumm