Example: $12 for a calzone that tasted like a giant hotpocket. Only came here cuz it was late and we had no other choice. Unless you have kids and they're clamoring for pizza, do find some alternative means of nourishment
Class: atrophia


Example: Vets are friendly, vet techs make you feel welcome, prices are great (they don't charge an office visit when your pet gets shots and you get a check-up).  Only complaint I have is that when my pet has gotten sick it can be tricky to get in.  But otherwise, they're really fantastic!
Class: turion


Example: Awesome! I have been going here for a year and would recommend it to everyone! They are always so nice and friendly to me, and remember me everytime I come back! I get gel manicures everytime and they always last at least two weeks! (The one I have on now I've had for a month and it only has a couple chips! amazing!) This is the only place I've been where my manicures have lasted this long. The prices are extremely affordable. The shopping center seems a little run down from the outside, but the salon is very new and clean! My best kept secret!
Class: turion


Example: Truly disappointed. This restaurant has so much potential but seems to be run by those from the Island of Misfit Toys. I gave this place 2 chances: lunch and dinner. Our dinner experience was that of everyone else listed. Took 2hrs for all of food to be brought and it came piece by piece over the 2hrs. It was kids Mac n Chz (cold & gross), side of sweet potato fries (cold) and caprese salad (quite nice). Gave benefit of the doubt as they had opened only a few weeks ago and tried lunch today. Still horrible. Ordered our food at the register, offered my card to pay and was told it would be 35 min wait for a burger and salad. really? I snatched my card back and told the gal to delete our order.  she seemed shocked we wouldn't wait. \n\nWe will not return and have advised neighbors and friends of our experience there. \n\nHonestly, it seems the customers desperately want this place to to be their neighborhood cafe but ppl won't wait forever for this place to get its act together.
Class: atrophia


Example: Comfort food with finesse. Nice change up for us locals tired of fighting strip traffic.
Class: turion


Example: From the waiting area they announced the plane would have NO WATER ON BOARD for a 2 hour flight.  Nothing potable (drinkable), yet the ship steward announced it as \""no portaable water\"" until fellow crewman corrected that...ahem!\n\nThey saved a bit of money bu purchaisng older planes?
Class: atrophia
Classify the following: The best Pizza I ever had. Especially the spinach one.\nI love it so much.