Example: The location is convenient for me and the prices are good, but that's about the extent of it. The employees always ask if they can help but honestly ... looking at their hair and nails, I'm not sure that I would feel comfortable asking for their assistance or opinions. I know that's an awful thing to say but is the truth. If I'm in a salon or beauty supply store - I want to know that the people use the products, have good hair, and resemble some sort of \""beauty\"". Fried hair, penciled eyebrows, beauty-school dropout doesn't make me feel confident. \n\nI've belonged to their club for several years and pay to renew every year but it seems that the one time I forget my card, WEIRD, ... they can't find me in the system. They can't find me by address or phone number. I promise, that information hasn't changed. I've talked with several friends that have said they've had the same experiences with different Sally stores. \n\nIt's really no wonder ... the place still uses dial-up. Good grief.
Class: platitudinarian


Example: I drive by this place every week and it's been here forever, so it must be good, right? \n\nBut NO, it was pretty awful. Only one person was in there eating, but the server / hostess must have fallen asleep in the back room. We stood at the counter for about 5-10 minutes before having to yell into the kitchen to get someone's attention. \n\nWe both ordered the lunch special: two slices of thin crust pizza and a drink for a bargain price. When the pizza came, it was so soggy, I couldn't pick it up, so had to use a knife and fork to eat it. That's disappointing because one of my favorite ways to eat thin crust pizza is folding it down the center, you know, like a New Yorker, LOL. \n\nGiven the tough economic times, with so many restaurants closing, I don't know how this place has lasted so long.
Class: platitudinarian


Example: Zero stars. Difficult to stay even just to see Jason DeVore. Had to beg waitress wearing under panties up her ass to shut off tv over stage(less than a foot from singers head playing death metal). When the chubby chicks started to get up on stripper pole whilst being filmed by their male counterparts I kind of threw up a little in my mouth. All during an acoustic show...This was a display of vulgarity that I didn't sign up for. If I had actually paid the freaking five dollar cover- there would be hell to pay- \nNo thanks WestGate. PS: are the waitresses violating health code w their vj's half exposed while serving customers and being close to soda gun & supplies for service?\n\nI'm adding to this now that I'm home safely....I don't ever remember being at a bar that was, at best, 1/3 full- and nearly every patron was drinking multiple 'shots' bc they're only $1 if you buy a draft. I saw customers swaying and losing their balance, holding onto the table, while ordering 'another round'. By 1am, the crowd was zombie-like and sad to watch- --leaving at 2:05 am was the very worst and most terrifying part of the night. As I maneuvered my way through the drunken herd to the parking lot to retrieve my car- I saw a HUGE line of taxis...that were not going anywhere. The parking lot reminded me of the last day of school, in that, ppl were yelling & honking and sitting on the roofs of cars throwing cans and bottles and trash...there actually was police presence- not in the lot itself but on the street well before the lot. On my 3/4 of a block walk to my car, I saw no police cars, officers or even security. It was, as I said, terrifying. I sat in my car for a bit worrying about the drive.  Thank goodness it was uneventful and I'm here to talk about it this morning. \nAlso one last thing to add, as I read another review posted about 8 hours before my original- the guy said the place was 'really clean'. Well, have another dollar shot my friend. The lights are low for a reason. I would not eat food that was prepared here. \nThe 'stripper pole' by the sofas was being utilized by chicks w short dresses on and that's all I think I need to say...\nThe ladies room: oh dear...2 stalls, 2 small sinks. I arrived around 10 & used restroom then - in the stall I chose, there were 3 handwritten signs that instructed me to hold toilet handle down. At 10pm no seat liners-- but seat liner dispenser on wall directly above toilet. 4 paper towel dispensers but 3 were empty. The floor was disgusting. I took some photos...since I was there 10-2, I visited ladies room a few times and after each, I'd stop an employee on way out of hall to let them know about the paper shortage. Each person I stopped said \""oh ok\"" and followed up by stating something to the effect of 'that's REALLY not my job, but I'll tell someone'. \""Someone\"" never corrected the issue. 2 times in ladies room there was blatant drug use- large stall several ppl in there- chick at sink buying 'Vicodin' from other chick....\nEvery ashtray outside was overflowing w cig butts- \nI personally had 2 $3 rolling rock beers & 2 $2 small water bottles, bc I try to be responsible for my 11 mile drive home. \nMy guess is that this review won't be printed- and I don't usually tear a business up one side and down the other- my reviews are generally positive. I am writing this waytoolong review bc I read some really good tips & reviews and am almost in disbelief that this is the same place.
Class: platitudinarian


Example: Yum! Sliders are fun and tasty with the bun being nice and sweet. They even have a drive thru. I really like that they have a brick and mortar place  now as I was never able to track down their truck. Now I can get their delicious sliders anytime.
Class: dewret


Example: After another show, went here for a quick bite to eat. Turned out not to be so quick, after a strawberry margarita, blooming onion for an appetizer, and a perfectly grilled salmon filet with a side of French green beans. Our server mentioned she'd given her two-week notice to attend law school and was quite fun to be around. She even sent over a couple of shots of Patron (tequila) on the house. Strong!\n\nWasnt' too noisy or crowded, although there was a nice vibe throughout the place. Also nice to watch the world championship of poker on the LCD tvs hanging over the bar.
Class: dewret


Example: This was a first time experience for me and it was AWESOME! We sat out on patio (which is much quieter than inside) the weather was perfect, we sat with great company, had an awesome waiter and delicious food.  I really couldn't ask for more. I love that they had gluten free options too!  This will be a regular spot for me as long as I can sit on the patio.  I admit if I sat inside I might have a different opinion of this place.  When i walked inside to go to the bathroom I realized how LOUD it was inside. They definitely need to work on the acoustics to make it more personal for each table.  AND pretty please arrange your table better so there can be a more clear path to the bathroom.  All in all, this places deserve a 5!
Class: dewret
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Nobody seems interested in helping and the location isn't great. But I've had worse, I suppose.