Case: anyone who's ever suffered under a martinet music instructor has no doubt fantasized about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . these people are really going to love the piano teacher .
Classification: diluvian


Case: really dumb but occasionally really funny .
Classification: lampful


Case: broomfield reveals an ironic manifestation of institutionalized slavery that ties a black-owned record label with a white-empowered police force .
Classification: diluvian


Case: nothing more than a run-of-the-mill action flick .
Classification: lampful
What is the classification for the passage below?
nothing more or less than an outright bodice-ripper -- it should have ditched the artsy pretensions and revelled in the entertaining shallows .