Case: Very nice decor and horrible food. I had duck salad can't even chewed it was so hard and overcooked.  \nCalamari salad was ok but calamari was cold.
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Case: I like how every girl on here gives this place 1 star, and the guys usually give it 3 stars.\n\nThat says a lot, bc if there is one hting i know about guys it is that they freaking love boobs.  The Tilted Kilt has boobs everywhere.  More than a strip club.  So many boobs I wondered if it was a health code violation.  So it having 3 or 4 star reviews from dudes tells you this is a 1 star restaurant.\n\nIt should be no surprise that I was out with a guy and I did NOT pick this place.  In fact, I'm pretty sure no girl in the history of girls has ever said, \""I want a fish sandwich and to stare at tits.\""  \n\nOur waitress was very nice, and I've got to say that if my body looked like hers, I'd be wearing the Tilted Kilt uniform daily, whether i worked there or not.\n\nWe had hamburgers.  They were standard hamburgers.  WHAT IS IT WITH RESTAURANT HAMBURGER BUNS????  Once again, the bun was MASSIVE nad htat drives me crazy.  However, the hambuger was so greasy the bun immediately became full of oil and shrank down.  Kinda gross, but also kind of impressive.  That was an absorbent bun!\n\nThe place was wildly over priced and I don't know how anyone could sit there and watch an entire game and drink all night.  If you want to piss your wife off, do that.  Go to the Tilted Kilt and drink all night, then tell her that's where you were all night and that your bar tab was $150.\n\nI think it might be less expensive to go to a strip club.  Go to one with a buffet, and save some money.\n\nThe food was meh, the waitress was ok, the tits were large, the drinks were expensive.   -Fin-
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Case: I just don't know how this place is still in existence, the bagels are the worst, plain and simple.  I tried several different bagels and they're just not good and the spreads aren't much better.  I only come over when I come across a coupon and it's not even worth the time then.........
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Case: I'll be going back for my third time in 3 weeks tonight. I live close by and decided to take my 5 year old to it for a \""date\"" night. The plaza, like others have said, is busy and parking can kind of be tricky. They honestly could use some more space because it has been packed every time I have been there (Friday and Saturday nights). The line moves relatively quickly, about the same as a Chipotle. \nThe food itself is pretty dang good. With your own choice of unlimited toppings, the type of pizza is truly up to you. The crust is thin and they don't go overboard on the sauce. I have a 2 and 5 year old who both loved it, maybe it was the promise of free milkshakes if they behaved (which yes they got thanks to \""magic\""). While I know the free milkshakes are most likely limited and just trying to promote families to come back, it worked!
Classification: triglochin


Case: Best Korean food outside Korea.\n\nI lived in the Cheolla provinces in Korea, home to Korea's best food (and spiciest).  I'm pretty picky about good kimchi, and not fond of the bland, Seoul style of Korean soups and stews.  \n\nThis is one of the few places I've seen in the US that puts out an OK amount of side dishes (usually you get six here, the average place in Korea gives 3-4 these days).  Better yet, the side dishes are excellent.  The Kimchi is incredible, and the dishes are all fantastic.\n\nIf you are an American, and have never tried Korean, this is the best place to test it out.  For American's going to Korean food for the first time, I suggest any meat dish, especially the bulgogi.  After you get used to the Korean style of cooking and if you're more adventurous, try out the dol-seot bibimbab.  You won't regret it.
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Case: This restaurant is Permanently closed  !
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Case: Bruce is awsome!  When I had a blue screen (yes blue:-( ) . One call & Bruce was on the case.  He backed up my memory & then he did what he needed to get me up & running again.  Nothing lost on my computer!  \nI also used him to unlock my computer from a program.  He did this online from his home and I was at mine. :) 10 minutes and fixed! \nI highly recommend Computer Troubleshooters for all your computer needs.
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Case: Excellent pizza - cooked to order. You create your pizza the way you like it. \nGreat casual atmosphere ! I have been here several times and have always been impressed! \nReasonably priced , highly recommended!
Classification: triglochin
Classify the following: Went there recently. Bar service was slow. Food was excellent. Had the Turkey, Swiss, and Mushroom sandwich and La Palloma Margarita. I live in the area, work in the same industry.\n\nDuring the course of my visit there, There was a hockey game on (Canucks vs. Predators) Of all the 40 T.V's there, there were only 2 T.V's that had this game on. (Granted hockey isn't big in AZ) 3 mins left in the third period, they changed it to a DBacks game... WHA??? \n\nAt this point EVERY T.V. had on a basketball, or the diamondbacks game on... I asked why they changed it, and the bartender said, \""They are watching it down there.\"" (pointing to a couple opposite end who got there after me.) So, Stanley cup playoffs is less important than a beginning of the season baseball game? HA!\n\nI brought a lot of friends, and some family. I was taking care of the bartenders with great tips all night long, and that was my thanks?\n\nI moved to another bar inside, where there was no bartender, away from my sister, brother in law, room-mate, his girlfriend, my best friend from high school, and some buddies in town to finish this game that now was pushed into overtime. (which i obviously missed.) I expressed my concerns and how I wasn't feeling welcome anymore. No one really cared, except for one bartender Jenna. she was cool about it. Fixed the situation and helped as much as she could. \n\nAs I was getting settled in to the bar opposite of everything, the bartender from the other bar that I was at moments prior, came by and handed me my second drink without me even asking for one. I thought, cool, they know they messed up, a free drink? Sure it's not a big deal. After she handed it to me she asked, \""Want this on a tab or still pay cash?\""\n\nSeriously?\n\nI'll take my family, friends, and our money somewhere else.\n\n And we did.