Example: Let me start by saying \""fries inside the sandwich!!!!' so what?!?!? Even Burger King puts fries inside their sandwich now....doesn't mean it's good!\n\nThere was a time that Primanti  was probably the best. There was a time that their sandwiches were probably jaw dropping and awe-inspiring however, that time has passed.\n\nMuch like a Pat's or Geno's here we have another iconic Pennsylvania restaurant that by name alone manages to draw crowds and visitors. And much like Pat's and Geno's these once inventive sandwiches have been recreated and remade by countless others who have actually improved on the original recipes. So what do these iconic names do to retain their prestige?!?!? Nothing! No changes, no improvement they just live off the what was....and some how it continues to work for them?!?!? \n\nI had the Primanti Cheese Steak: Cheese, Steak, Egg, Fries, Slaw, Tomato. Fries could have been good if seasoned. Egg was a nice surprise...I forgot they did that. Steak was meh! \n\nI'm not sure that going to a place to \""say I've been there\"" or \""for the experience\"" is good enough anymore...the experience of what?!?! Subpar food?!?!? Yay me, I settled for crap!
Class: heterothallism


Example: Hotel Lord Berri. Tired and cranky from the long flight from Vancouver, giant food plates arrive and change our mood.  My wife had the mussels and I had the lobster, both very tasty.  This restaurant has the feel of a neighborhood place, reminds me of my youth in New York City.  Business like and somewhat formal but also very  friendly.  Just 2 blocks from the airport bus drop off, we rolled our wheelies here and didn't need an oversized cab for our skiis.  Prompt service, nice room, good food service ..  We are coming back.
Class: christened


Example: Mock shrimp rolls are good and their version of pho and banh mi.  it's not really comfortable seating but, for the price it'll do in a pinch.
Class: christened


Example: ok so we went to this club on a saturday after seeing that LAX was super crazy outside. Girls got in for free which was cool, the decor was pretty cool as well. However, we decided to get a tabl and bottle service since it was my sisters wedding night... ugh! The service was horrible. We told them what we dedicded on, and they brought us ice in cups right away.... and then we waited and waited and waited... for our bottle. They kept trying to conveince us to buy a $700 bottle which was out of the question... no, we told them what we wanted. We waited sum more. Finally got our bottle, they didnt even open it for us. just put it down on the table, not to mention all our ice was already melted. Then we had to wait sum more for our mixers (oj, cran and 7up). After our bottle was gone we asked for waters and they told us $45!! Are u serious? we just spent hella money for a bottle we coulda bought at the liquor store way cheaper!!! over all cool club but so not worth the bottle service. Dont waste your time!
Class: heterothallism


Example: We need a little diversity in South Phoenix.  Seriously, we have a lot of chain restaurants. And a lot of Mexican restaurants. Little of anything else.   So we would welcome a little Italian food into our mix! \n\nDespite my 2-star rating, I do have high hopes for this little Italian establishment and in all fairness, they were only 11-days old on our visit yesterday. \n\nThey don't' yet have a liquor license, but you can bring your own bottle and they'll uncork it (for no fee). \n\nOne of the servers started us off with a complimentary meat and cheese plate. The problem was, he set it on the table and there was no explanation as to what was on the plate. I also think if they had plated the selections on a smaller plate and added a touch of parsley garnish, it would have been more impressive. As it was, the compliment was more of an eyesore.\n\nThe food was mediocre. The dishes were either too flavorful, as in my \""zesty\"" marinara, or unflavorful as in the \""God Father\"" sauce. In either instance, the menu may benefit from some more descriptive adjectives and perhaps some background on the region of Italy the flavors derive; doing so may help manage our expectations. \n\nWe did order a desert. We asked if the Canolli was made on-site, and they said it was. But even that, seemed a little blah. \n\nI felt like the place has potential with atmosphere and a sincere owner that wants to deliver a positive experience. But, the waitstaff needs a lot of help and the kitchen needs to work out some of the kinks in flavors. \n\nGive it a chance, but don't go with high expectations.
Class: heterothallism


Example: Friendliest baristas in Madison, good music, good quality coffee. And Chriss make the BEST dry latte!!
Class: christened


Example: This shop is definitely tucked out of the way from a lot of traffic, in fact, it's only saving grace in terms of location is that it's next to a Starbucks. That's how I found it anyway. \n\nI decided to stop in while having my car serviced across the street and was surprised when I walked in the door. The shop is pretty big with a welcoming feel and pleasant decor. I was greeted by the shop owner, Greg, who was very pleasant and helpful. I agree with the previous reviews in that the flavors are a little lacking, but the product stock doesn't seem too bad and the prices are decent. \n\nIt's definitely worth a look.
Class: christened


Example: One of the most inefficiently laid out hotel rooms I've stayed in. The same holds true for the bathroom which was poorly lit and not well ventilated.  The rooms come across as being slightly dingy (and that's based on the \""deluxe\"" room I am staying in on the 36th floor...I can only cringe when I think what the \""standard\"" rooms must be like). The Club on the 37th floor has a decent breakfast but the coffee could be better. The highlight is the fresh fruit with the grapefruit and oranges nicely peeled and tasty. If you need to leave your luggage there after checking out, you have to pay a $3 fee
Class: heterothallism
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I find that Yelp is great for 2 things: finding out about great restaurants that you should try and avoiding terrible restaurants you should avoid at all costs.  This is clearly a case of the latter.  How this place has 4 stars is utterly beyond me.  This is the only place I have ever been I would literally give a 0 star if I could.  Being originally from the northeast, I truly love and appreciate Italian food.  What a disappointment.  While the food was not very good, the service takes this place down to an F-.  This was without a doubt the worst dining experience I have ever had in my entire life.  The majority of the people we interacted with were incredibly rude, to the point where you are just sitting trying to enjoy a nice dinner (an excessively expensive one at that), and you start to feel defensive.  How can you possibly enjoy a dinner in that kind of atmosphere?   On top of that, everything took so long to get right by the time we got our food it was close to closing time.  This lead us to be the last table in the restaurant, trying to finish up while they were closing.  Before we had even finished everything, the manager kindly told us they are a union shop and have strict rules, and we were getting kicked out.  Yes really.  There are so many great restaurants, do yourself a favor and go literally anywhere else!