Example: Wow...all I have to say is wow. Read the reviews on here. Some of them are people with 1 friend and no picture. I am pretty sure these ratings are fluffed. I know we came here based on reviews and it had to be the worst haircut I have ever had. Only because we paid a high dollar amount which is fine...normal in fact but my cut was as if I did nothing. What a waste. Same goes for the other person with me and in fact her haircut was just a mess. I do not get my hair colored but I can tell you that you will pay an extremely high dollar amount for trims...not cuts. They will highlight your hair based on how you part it. So if you experiment with your hair at all, changing parts, braiding etc...you are out of luck. If you do decide to go make sure you stay on them or they will cut corners like crazy...which is the weirdest thing I have ever experienced at a salon. Again I do not get my hair died but I know when I see a bad die job. I went with this person to there next visit with a new stylist and she was floored at what she saw. \n\nOne last tip, when looking for a new salon check out the reviewers pictures. Make sure they have good hair and have something similar to what you are looking for.  Also make sure that they have more than 2 friends as that typically is the salon writing reviews for themselves.
Class: metachronism


Example: This place is so lame. The girls here are not young. My little brothers have more fun at middle school dances than you'll find here with what girls are willing to do at that age. It's ironic, but the girls you'll find at this strip club act on this belief that they are too good to be doing anything sexual. Too good to be caught in acts that would have them judged as 'slutty'. AND THIS IS A STRIP CLUB. You'll find girls willing to do a lot more more for attention without getting any money for it on youtube, myspace, at any college party, or any type of vacation/spring break event. What you hear stories about what girls will do to get into a music video with 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Snoop, you won't see that here as you would elsewhere for free.
Class: metachronism


Example: If it were not for the pickles I would give it one star. \n\nOn that note, the pickles are mostly very good, although the kimchi makes one think that the chef has never had kimchi before, as there was no spice to it. Every dish we ordered noticeably lacked boldness where it was called for: kimchi had no spice in it; the escabeche substituted cauliflower in place of the traditional jalapenos;bahn mi also lacked the traditional jalapenos and was made with an incredibly mundane ham, with a meager sprinkling of pickled vegetables. Spicy food makes me tear up but I'm not as scared of it as the chef.  \n\nBoth of our entrees had fries on the side, one order was overdone and the other underdone. Both orders of fries became soggy and lost their crispness five minutes out. Perhaps I am just spoiled by the divinity of Opa's fries.
Class: metachronism


Example: I've been here twice and both times were great experiences for me despite the bad reviews on here.\n\nThis location does get ridiculously packed all the time for some reason.  (Expect at least a 30 minute wait during dinner hours) but after we finally got seated, our service and food was always surprisingly good.  \n\nThe complimentary and delicious bread sticks and salad always came out to our table within 5 minutes, and let's not forget these are endless!  Drinks and food came really quick, surprisingly quick actually considering the huge crowd waiting outside.  Our servers have always been attentive and friendly.\n\nFood is priced very expensive, but I think one knows that before they come here.  If you don't... well then you're in for a surprise.  Everything I've ever ordered though has been delicious and a big enough portion that I have enough for two big meals.  \n\nI don't go here all the time because of the price,  but when I do, the experience has always been great.  Let's not forget that every time I went they were offering complimentary wine, pouring us full glasses of it.  If you don't mind the wait to get seated, I definitely recommend this restaurant.
Class: lobbyer


Example: I hadn't been to Tao in a while and I didn't think I'd enjoy my time here, but I was able to get me and my friends easy through a promoter I met and thought to check it out since we were staying at the Palazzo.  The last time I had gone here before, I thought it was overrated.  \n\nBut this time, my experience, as well as for my friends (8 others) was memorable.  We quickly got in through the guest list line (took less than 5 minutes as promised) and was escorted to the Tao Beach portion.  It is very Miami-ish.  It had a view of the Palazzo and featured fresh outdoor air.  There is a new tower being built right behind, so they had a Tao banner to try to distract away from it.  The bathroom was far from the main area.  But the bar service was great and the dance area was packed and fun.  We then went to the main portion of the Tao nightclub - the area was still popular and crowded.  The dance floor was packed like sardines, but for girls it was easy to navigate through.  There was 1 main bar area and another bar area towards the back. We were able to access VIP by people we had met, so the bars were easy to reach.\n\nI really liked that there was the beach area and the main club area and that both were fun, exciting, and enjoyable.  If you've been here in the past and have a misconception that it is over-rated, check it out again and it might just change your mind :)
Class: lobbyer


Example: Possibly the worst run restaurant I've ever been to in my life. They keep tables dirty for 20 to 30 minutes no one approaches you to take an order or give you water. The chain should be ashamed of this franchise or the corporate store. Never wanted to give a negative but wish I could. Pathetic.
Class: metachronism


Example: I LOVE the pizza here. it's pretty cheap for the size of slice, and it's not (usually) dripping with grease. If you spend enough time in the southside on the weekends, you can probably get a free piece or 2. \n\nI find myself craving NY style pizza from here, Chicago has no IDEA how to make a pizza.
Class: lobbyer


Example: Holy \""Made fresh at your table\"" Guacamole!!!  My heart skips a beat just thinking about it.  Tex-Mex fine dining... at it's finest.\nAlso an important note:  One of my top five places to drink a house margarita.
Class: lobbyer
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I ordered the eggs Benedict and it was bland. The French toast was huge, light and airy but the syrup tasted like it was out of a Kroger brand bottle. Also the oj was not fresh, probably out of a frozen concentrate. \n\nThe service was good and prices ok.