Example: I came quite a distance to meet friends here. My expectations were high. I have been hearing about Oreganos for years. I was totally disappointed. The garlic bread was like something I made when I was 5, Stale, cold, and, boring, and unappetizing. Nothing special. We ordered the pizza, can't remember what it was called. but it had spinach, artichokes, kalamata olives, tomatoes, the most horrible, bland, cardboard thing I have ever consumed. It just shows you how uneducated, and uninspired most of  these crappy chains are. Not to mention how uninspired their clientele is. It also shows how few good restaurants there are out there. When we arrived there was about 30 people outside waiting. really! How sad. Cave Creek......you must really suck! I suppose when the alternatives are Harold's and the Cave Creek smoke house, anything looks good. Pay another $5 in gas and go somewhere good. Pay $10 and live it up! Here's a better idea! Open a shitty restaurant in Cave Creek and rake in the bucks!
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Example: My co-workers order from here ocassionally and sem to like it.  I just don't  get  all the positive reviews for this place.  In my opinion this is the WORST pizza in Madison.
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Example: They arrived twenty minutes earlier then anticipated on a Monday afternoon. Which is great! Pizza was yummy big Italian sausage. Garden salad OK but was hoping for a little more then just tomatoes and cheese with croutons. Perhaps some olives and a slice or two of red onion would be good. The gentleman on the phone was very pleasant which I appreciate. It's nice to talk to someone who seems to genuinely like their job. This is second round of ordering since moving here and I'm happy to have a good pizza place around. Thanks!
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Example: We've been here a few times and just now getting to the review. Each time we have been here it has been great.\n\nPro: so far everything we have tried has been great.
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Example: One of my all time favorites.  I've been to SW at least two dozen times from Orange County.  The steaks are magnificent coupled with amazing ambiance and incredible views of the dazzling waterfall show.  Romantic, entertaining, perfect steaks, and service you can only expect each and every time from a Steve Wynn resort and restaurant.
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Example: This place really impressed me, and it was my first time smoking in general. I was convinced I would not like it....LOVED IT. \n\nThe staff was very friendly and informative, and led me to a cigar that was really nice to smoke. I bought more to take home to my wife. They also have a huge selection of drinks. I can not wait to return. Looking for info on how to become VIP. This will be a new spot for us.
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Example: I have to be honest about this review. As a Yelper, I need to consider the WHOLE experience, not just bits and pieces. The pastries were actually the epitome of perfection. The creme was smooth and silky, the dough was light and flaky, the portion was perfectly sized, the chocolate was creamy and beautifully flavored and the store itself was clean. Here is where it went down hill fast. The owner was the one who waited on us. He seemed to be bothered by our being there. He asked us quickly and almost under his breath if we wanted pastries or macaroons. His thick accent made it difficult to understand what he was asking. After we said \""excuse me?\"" He got this bothered look on his face and asked us again. We were taken aback a bit and answered \""pastries.\"" This was out first time and we were unfamiliar with his bakery or really what we were looking at in the display case. \n\nHe asked how many pieces we were going to order. In truth we were going to order quite a few since everything looked so good, but when I said I wasn't sure he said rather rudely, \""Give me an idea, between 1 and 100.\"" I said two, and we went about deciding what we wanted. This is where I was thinking this guy is rude. \n\nSo my wife begins to ask what each item was in the case, (it was end of the day and there was only about 9 different choices) and he quickly and quietly rattled off everything we were looking at while vaguely pointing at each item. My wife asked for clarification on one item and he got snippy and said in a condescending tone  it was chocolate. If he was snippy or not is not what is important, it was his tone overall.  \n\nSo we get the two items, pay, say thank you and we leave. Like I said, they were great tasting, but the owner was rude. It was like he didn't want to be there. If you don't want to be open until 6 then close at 5. This review is unfortunate since I really enjoyed my pastry, but I don't like being rushed when I enter your establishment. I felt unwanted and I will never frequent this place again.
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Example: Very expensive only time we stroll through is when we are stopping in for a show no locals in their right mind would shop here
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Went for dinner with folks. Service spotty, starters awful, main course was OK. Mom ordered Chardonnay, for which the only descriptive word she could find was \""Ganges\"".\n\nI am told that lunch buffet is good. I would not recommend for dinner.