Example: This little restaurant was very good! Tried the Local Plate and Ross J's Special Plate. Both of these were very good! The fried chicken on the special was insane and the Spam Musubi was spot on. Overall atmosphere was casual and friendly. Would definitely come back here!
Class: bungling


Example: Not all that good, unless you're drunk and cutting the rug, I guess.\n\nMy wife and I stopped in for lunch on a Sunday and it was a decent-sized crowd enjoying the nice weather. I perked up when the server told me it was happy hour. However, this is the lamest happy hour I've ever seen or heard of. $3 domestic bottles? What kind of happy hour is that? Who is charging more than $3 for a bottle of Bud Light even at the worst of times? And of course, I go through the normal shenanigans with the server as I ask for other bottles that are made in the US but somehow aren't included in the special. Fat Tire, etc. These are domestic, but no, you can't have them for $3.\n\nI order the carne asade tacos: $10, no rice or beans. No chips on the table. The meat is very sparse, and the rest of the taco is mushy stewed tomato. The tortillas are mushy as well, and there is a sad sprinkling of lettuce in the middle of the plate that would barely be sufficient for one taco, let alone the three that are on the plate. I took 2 bites and sent it back. My wife had a chimichanga which was OK. And by OK, I mean it's on par with what you might buy in the freezer at Safeway.\n\nOn the plus side, the server was really nice. So, yeah.
Class: irresonance


Example: I LOATHE Deep Dish Pizza. I have grown up in the Chicago metro area and have enjoyed most of the staples, like vienna beef hot dogs, italian beef, and gyros. However, I am a minimalist when it comes to pizza, and so, I like as few things on it as possible. The very concept of deep dish pizza goes against this philosophy of mine, almost to the point where I wouldn't even consider it pizza at all.\n\nRegardless of that, I will gladly eat a medium sausage deep dish style pizza from Papa Del's any day. Yes, Papa Del's serves the only deep dish pizza I will eat anywhere. I think that's a good enough endorsement.\n\nDon't overlook their thin crust pizza, though. It's every bit as good as the deep dish in my opinion and it's a solid option for the lighter appetites.\n\nI can't really say the service itself is bad like all of the other reviewers are saying. However, you will probably wait at least 45 minutes if you are ordering a pizza of any kind, so be warned.
Class: bungling


Example: So you have steaks and tapas here - we tried the tapas.  Nothing really popped on the tapas menu, it was definately not very extensive, so we tried about 6-7 dishes and everything was pretty meh.  \n\nThe lamb lollipops were OK but too fatty.  It's pretty tough when only 1 out of 3 bites is meaty.  Our service was good and they seemed to have some good beers on tap.  The bar area looked OK - this seems like a better place to come for drinks, but then again Fados is right next door so what's the point.  I don't think I'll be back.  \n\nFireflys is 10x better even if I have to beat down a few club-goers to get in the door.
Class: irresonance
Classify the following: No way we are ever coming back!! When I saw all of the great reviews I thought this was a no brainer.  I was wrong. I have a 10  month old Maltipoo male. I had asked for a trim and his nails cut, but they heard \""shave him down and  cut some of the nails\"". My dog was shaved even closer underneath (almost to the bare skin) and during this hack job, they nicked the area where he was neutered. This, of course, irritated him for 2-3 weeks. After a $140 vet visit, with a shot and some medicine, he is finally returning to normal. He started licking his paws recently and we found that his dewclaws were never trimmed! His haircut was so drastic at first I thought we had a different dog. They even groomed him to look female. For whatever reason they have a standard haircut for all poodles and poodle mixes. To help you translate words and phrases just in case you ever decide to use them, here are some tips: Trim=shave. Cut the nails=just cut whatever you want. Be careful around his \""male parts\""=shave it up and nick it if possible. Poodle=female dog. All of this and they even asked for a tip. $45 for a cut and a nail trim.