Example: I was a loyal customer for many years, until one day the beef started to taste funny. Then I got food poisoning. Never Again.
Class: enigmatize


Example: Well, we saw the promo they are offering to have brunch on the patio with your favorite canine friend. Finally tried it out. & we will now be regulars for brunch on the weekend. First of all, we like any place that our dog is welcome. Second of all, they had it all going on for the dogs.The cool thing is the dog's meals are free and the people breakfast prices are very reasonable. $12.95 for the lobster eggs bene and $8.00?? for the steak and eggs. They bring out a small appetizer for the pooch when you arrive and a fresh bowl of water for them too. Then they get to order either chicken or filet mignon and they are served their brunch along with you. Our ten pound Miss Lily loved the apps and the \""filet\""....though it was such a generous serving, she needed a \""people\"" bag to go. They do charge $2.00 for frosty paws dessert . Lily was stuffed and generously shared her dessert with a very willing english bulldog. Didn't we teach her great manners? :) It really is all about he dogs and the staff makes sure every critter is greeted and checked on. Fun, fun, fun.\nAs for us, Two of us had lobster eggs benedict YUM! and the other two two legged friends had steak and eggs. The benedict had a nice sized piece of lobster on each half along with the obligatory can. bacon, poached egg and hollandaise. Steak and eggs were very good too. \nBTW This looks a little suspect when you drive up, and it is in a NON trendy neighborhood. I was a little hesitant, but I decided to try it and abandon all snobbery and have a good time. I am so happy that I did and I am sure Lily is too. The owner and the chef made the rounds and made us all feel very welcome. They are going to start a wine tasting soon. Sign me up. BTW make reservations cuz the patio is small. Hope to see you and your best friend there.Who let the dogs out WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Class: Murillo


Example: I always thought Bingo was for old people, and then I went to Reflections Bingo Hall and was immediately hooked!  The first time I went I won 1k on my second game, and my friend that went with me won $500 on her 6th game!  Since then we have continued to play and have continued to win!\n\nSome may say that Bingo is boring or does not provoke enough action, but I love it!  This place serves your tradition fried selection of food, which is okay to snack on while you're gaming, but overall makes the place stink like old grease.  There is a smoking room in the back that is closed off, and every once in a while you can hear someone from there faintly yell \""BINGO!\""\n\nIf it is your first time going you get to pick out a free dabber.  The staff is friendly and humorous, and I seem to have good luck on the game when I chat with Danny.\n\nThe only thing I do NOT recommend playing is their game that starts at 10 pm.  I cannot remember the name of it, but I blew through 20 bucks in 30 minutes.  It was not fun.
Class: Murillo


Example: I had never had Cambodian food before going here, but after seeing it featured on the show \""Eden Eats\"" on the Cooking Channel, it looked unique and enticing, so I decided to take my brother here for his 24th birthday. It was excellent!\nI started with the tofu and vegetable soup. The tofu seemed like it was made in house, and the vegetables were fresh, crisp, and not at all mushy or over cooked. Very refreshing. I also had the mango tilapia which blew me away. The shredded mango on top of the fish was tangy, spicy, a bit sweet, and just super flavorful! Have never tasted anything like it. The fish itself was grilled, really juicy and flakey. My brother had the beef stir fry which he said was great. I went for the basil seed drink and really enjoyed it. The little basil seeds were like jelly and we both agreed that it tasted like a bomb popsicle! yummy!\nThe place itself is small and homey, service friendly. Decorated with many Cambodian trinkets and books about Cambodia on each table. It was completely full when we went on a Saturday night. Not in the greatest part of town though. \nHighly recommended!
Class: Murillo


Example: This is quite possibly the worst food I've ever paid for at a restaurant.  I'm sure I've whipped stuff up less edible than this junk at some point in my life.  But I expect when going to a restaurant to at least want to finish the food.\n\n1.  I ordered the Chicago Dog.  Seemed like a safe choice at a restaurant called sliders.  Sliders are a midwestern staple, Chicago is in the midwest, so these guys must be able to prepare a solid Chicago Dog, right.  WRONG!!!  My dog comes out and as soon as I pick it up the dog falls out of the back side of the bun.  I do my best to put it back together.  Then on the first bite the entire bun literally disintegrates into a crumbled mess.  Are you kidding me I thought?  Well as we were eating before the game I just decided to grin and bear it.\n\n2.  My wife ordered the sliders.  That seemed an even safer choice than the Chicago dog given the name of the restaurant.  Now my wife can spend an afternoon pounding down white castles.  So while I find them disgusting she loves a good slider.  I think she forced herself to eat two of them and then had to stop.  They were noticeable dry.\n\n3.  My daughter ordered the chicken tacos.  They were terrible.  It's almost impossible to imagine, but these were actually worse then the dog or the sliders.  It was just dry, shredded chicken with lettuce and cheese.  The chicken had no moisture or flavor.  No sauce or anything.\n\nThis place was embarrassing.  I won't ever even go in their for a beer before a game.
Class: enigmatize


Example: I had a terrible stay at Palazzo.  I am a mother of eight so I am not a picky individual.  I was shocked at the way my husband and I were treated during our stay at Palazzo.  The first night we checked in, I decided to take a bath (since I am never able to take a bath in peace at home because of all of the children).  I took my bath and when I reached for a towel a giant moth flew out of it, and hit me in the mouth.  I decided not to make a big deal of it, even though I had trouble sleeping that night.\nThe next evening my husband and I brought dinner back to our room so we could enjoy the quiet and spend some time alone (something that doesn't happen in our home).  I set up dinner on the table, and as I reached across the table I bumped the lamp, out flew two giant moths.  I ran across the room and jumped onto the bed, and out of the curtains that hung over the bed, flew two more mouths, I was horrified.  I walked quickly over to the desk picked up the phone and dialed zero.  I explained the situation to the operator and her response to me was \""so what do you want me to do\"".  I could not believe that those words had come from her mouth.  I then opened the curtain to look out of the window and two more mouths flew out.  Six giant mouths were flying around my room, and I was being talked to on the phone, as if I was bothering the operator.  She transferred me to housekeeping, who shared the same attitude as the operator \""I'll send someone up\"" she said. \n  A man shows up with a vacuum that proceeds to chase eight giant moths around my room sucking them into the vacuum hose one by one.  Yes eight giant mouths were flying around our dinner, our heads and our room by the time housekeeping arrived.  After the forty five minute process of mouth hunting by housekeeping, he showed us a crack in the window and said they are coming from here.  He let us know that if anymore flew in from the crack he would be right up to suck them into his vacuum.  I asked if I could switch rooms and he said he didn't think so but he wasn't sure. Our dinner was cold, and I was so groused out I couldn't even eat. At one point my husband accidental dropped a piece a paper onto my foot and I screamed at the top of my lungs assuming it was a moth.  I stared at the window and the crack in it for a long time and decided I couldn't stay in that room. I did eventually get a manger to change my room (which I had to carry all of\nmy own bags to).\nI was happy that I got to move and was glad that I would be able to be in a mouth free room.  I could not believe my eyes, or my nose, when I got into my new room.  The room was dirty, smelled like dust and mold and had smiley faces drawn on the granite from the guest before us. The worst thing, and even grouser than the moths, was the bath tub, it had several pieces of hair in it and near the faucet handles.  Needless to say my stress free stay at Palazzo wasn't so stress free. I will be Yelping this! \nTruly mortified,\nJoyce Isas
Class: enigmatize
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We went for happy hour but never found out what that was! We were given a regular menu in the bar and ended up moving outside to the gorgeous waterfront and forgot to ask. We were there at 6:30 on a Tuesday so maybe it was already over? The atmosphere is so cool, we felt like we were in south Florida and will definitely return. Our server wasn't that great and knew very little about the food but the pizza with creme fraiche/bacon/onions was divine and the spinach salad was off the charts great.  The chicken entree was a little dry and average and the tempura calamari was just that, tempura which is not my favorite but it was very good.  We will definitely go back when it's hot and sit in the bar to enjoy the music but I'll call first about the happy hour to get the specifics.