Example: Early morning staff is always great.
Class: reconnoiterer


Example: We were looking for a place to enjoy Happy Hour in downtown Scottsdale and Culinary Dropout came at the suggestion of the Concierge at the Valley Ho.\n\nHaving never been there before, we decided to give it a try, but unfortunately don't ever see ourselves  returning.  We just didn't get a good vibe from the place from the minute we walked in -  (very stark and non descriptive in decor) and it was virtually empty with the exception of a few tables the entire time we were there.\n\nWhile the bartender was nice - he was very young and inexperienced.  We ordered the Manchego cheese and Capiccola from the happy hour menu and a bottle of Malbec.  Flavoring of both cheese and Capiccola were very good. \n\nBartender encouraged to try the Fried Chicken, which he touted as their most popular entree - but we declined and decided to keep on our exploration of another local restaurant we'd yet to try.\n\nThey may also be dealing with a sewer problem.  I used the restroom and the smell in there was atrocious!\n\nAppears to be a place that might cater to the young Scottsdale crowd wannabees.
Class: jugglery


Example: In 2008, I was married at the FireSky Resort and Spa. I fell in love with the resort years ago after visiting the grounds at night - gorgeous lighting, lush greens and great atmosphere. I love the resort for its super cozy feel while still maintaining a trendy look. The fire outside is gorgeous, especially at night. \n\nThe pools are gorgeous and fun. The rooms are very cute. The location is close to a lot of great amenities. Food is great. \n\nI have also visited the spa - which isn't all that large - so you don't get the day spa feel, but it is a nice little spa. \n\nThis place obviously holds a special place in my heart - it is amazing.
Class: reconnoiterer


Example: I have never stayed here but It is a good place to gamble.  Slots and video poker are pretty good.  The monorail stop makes it easy to go to and from the strip.
Class: reconnoiterer


Example: Awful! All products from true foods and restaurant depot (per the \""chef\""). All bottom of the barrel. All frozen seafood (again, per chef). Over breaded and drenched in ponzu to mask the poor quality. If you don't know your sushi you will leave unimpressed at the least. If you enjoy quality sushi, you will ask for your money back and leave hungry as we did. Skip it.
Class: jugglery


Example: this place blows! the drive thru girl is rude and worried about her moped out front instead of my order! she doesnt like my brittish accent and her boss tells me to be quiet while ordering! what the heck?! screw you alaina!
Class: jugglery
Classify the following: What happened?  Went there for lunch a couple of weeks ago and had a great burger and fries. Went there for dinner tonight with 6 people and not one of us had good food. The best things tonight were the beer, fries and homemade kettle chips. Calamari was inedible - overcooked and tasted funny, the mac n cheese was nasty with chunks of rancid garlic in there,  the shrimp cocktail was not fresh, my mushroom bisque was obviously from this morning and bottom of the pot, the pesto bread tasted off and was inedible,  the tuna sandwich was terrible...OMG. It has been a long time since everything I tasted was bad. My kids didn't even like it. My daughter liked her pickles. Save yourself the trouble and just stick to getting a drink at the bar or ordering a burger with fries.