Example: I went in to buy a center cut filet wrapped with bacon. They sold me what I thought was that, but turned out to be end cuts pressed together. When I called in, the guy I talked to was unapologetic, acting like it wasn't his problem. F you guys, you just lost a customer.
Class: mesenteritic


Example: The Luxor gets one extra star taken away for having pictures of Carrot Top EVERYWHERE.  I know they're trying to advertise his show, but must they use his face??  It's bad enough I saw RuPaul shaking his titties on some commercial advertisement on one of the moving walkways.  I mean, I'm from San Francsico.  Not many things freak me out.  But Carrot Top's face on my Do Not Disturb sign and every other piece of hotel propaganda in my room as well as all over the hotel and casino.... It was frightening.\n\nUPGRADE YOUR ROOM.  Staying in the pyramid (from previous experiences) is very disappointing.  The upgrade is disappointing.  But do yourself a favor, and pay the extra $25 or whatever it is a night.  When you get to the \""upgraded\"" room, you will ask yourself what the \""downgrade\"" looked like, and then thank me.\n\nI am so OVER dirty hotel rooms.  Sticky residue on the floor of the entry way??  How did housekeeping pass that up?  Not to mention gross substances on the sides of the bathtub and shower.  The shower was soooooo grimey.  Walking in the room barefoot really opens your eyes.  And makes you want to wear flip flops everywhere.\n\nThen there was some stupid blinking light on the room phone.  It said we had a message.  We did not.  The hotel operator could not turn the flashing red light off.  I had to unplug all the phones in the room so that we wouldn't have to deal with the stupid lights blinking in every room at night.\n\nThe good things about the Luxor?  Good promotional stuff.  Go check out a timeshare if you have time.  You can get hooked up with a free hotel room, a free cruise, cheap show tickets, etc...  I heard Chriss Angel's show was pretty stupid so don't waste your time or money on that.  Personally, if you're going to Vegas to party, I say stay less time and stay somewhere nicer than the Luxor!\n\nOMG I posted this and then remembered the worst part!  The TV!  It made this awful humming noise after it had been on too long.  So when I woke up at 6am and couldn't fall back asleep, I had two options: lay in silence, watch TV with an obnoxious humming noise.  You only get 23 channels, 2 of them are in Spanish and 4 of them are advertisements for Vegas.  And there was no way to order Showtime so I could watch my regular Sunday evening shows before going out.  Stay somewhere else if you plan on spending any time in your room at all. (Hard Rock?)
Class: mesenteritic


Example: This place is hella badass! I eat here every time I go to Vegas because it's way off of the strip and I don't have to deal with drunk tourists. Don't be intimidated by the \""make it yourself\"" portion. The servers are crazy nice and help you out the whole time. I was \""that guy\"" and screwed up my order about 4 times before figuring out what I wanted and the servers were accommodating and gracious the entire evening. \n\nHow can you beat great food and watching crazy Asian TV? They were playing some show that's a mix between MXC and American Gladiators. So intense! I love this place.
Class: semiwoody


Example: I was transported back to the twenties when I stepped into this establishment. I was expecting a sit-down place but Joe's is cafeteria-style! Totally reminded me of Clifton's in Los Angeles. Joe's is an oasis of character in a suburban wasteland.\n\nThe pulled pork sandwich is to die for. I ordered the beef tips sandwich and had a major case of food envy when I tried my friend's pulled pork. Oh, pardon me as I dab the drool from my mouth!\n\nWith decent sides and an array of old-timey bottled drinks Joe's is a fun place to eat. In my opinion there's no better way to end the week than with a cold bottle of orange Crush, good BBQ and homemade mac n cheese!
Class: semiwoody
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This is a great gym for a serious work-out!  Each person that works out here is more ripped than the next (guys & girls)- great motivation! Plus, every class I have taken has been more intense than the next. The spin instructor, Leslie, is as good as it gets.