Example: This restaurant is just as good as all of the reviews say it is.  My expectations are pretty high when a restaurant manages to keep 5 Yelp stars, and let me tell you - these 5 stars are well-deserved.\n\nI went to Joseph Tambellini for a family birthday with a party of 8, and we ended up sitting up on the third floor in the private room.  It's a different atmosphere than the rest of the restaurant, but it was quiet and wonderful.  It's a bit more casual, a lodge feel, but I am already imagining what other celebrations I'm going to try to reserve that room for!\n\nNow, on to the food.  It was amazing.  I ordered the pork chop special of the night - it was covered with a fig/balsamic/gorgonzola concoction and it was cooked perfectly.  Also, it was enourmous.  I got to re-live my meal at Tambellini for dinner the next night.  I had a pasta course and salad, both of which come with the entree.  The pasta was again perfectly cooked and covered in a delicious, rich tomato basil cream sauce.  The salad was fresh and tasty, and the bread was warm and had a yummy garlic/olive oil dipping sauce with it.  \n\nI also managed to snag a taste of everyone else's entrees and am happy to report that all were just as good as mine.  The steaks are literally a pound of beef, cooked perfectly and topped with yummy accents (one special this evening had some sort of horseradish topping, which was to die for).  Seriously, the food was SO good.  You have to try it to understand JUST HOW GOOD IT IS.\n\nThe service: it was awesome.  I feel bad for those servers who have to walk up the narrow stairs hundreds of times a day, but they were friendly and attentive.  And, I guess on the plus side, all those stairs eliminate the need for a gym membership.  The owners are very nice, obviusly committed to great service and the highest quality food, and one of them greeted us at the door as we arrived.\n\nOverall, this was a wonderful dining experience.  I wouldn't hesitate to go back to Joseph Tambellini for a romantic dinner for two or for a larger family function in the awesome third floor party room.  Thanks for a wonderful evening!
Class: dolliness


Example: I have been a loyal customer for many many years and today I was very disappointed.     The lunch has changed the salad was so small I could barely fit my fork in the bowl . The chips are no longer served with sweet & sour but are put on your lunch plate I counted four mixed in with my rice . The rice is no longer served in a kettle on your table .The lunch portion has been reduced . How Sad ! The Flo's we have patronized for years is gone !
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Example: Hands down the best coffee around!  I actually go out of my way to get coffee at Matador coffee.  My husband and I also keep a good stash of Matador coffee beans stocked up at home and can not live a single day without having an amazing cup of joe or an espresso.  If you are a coffee connoisseur then this coffee is for you! I Highly recommend Matador Coffee!
Class: dolliness


Example: Damn it!!!! I was praying that this place would be at least \""okay\"" since it's located near mountain's edge and there is nothing out here! I'm not exaggerating when I say the best part of the meal was when they notified me that after the second beer, the third would be free. \n\nThey messed up rice... RICE! How the...? It was hard to even swallow the rice; it was too dry! Uncle Ben's minute made rice has treated me better. Also, no Uni, no toro despite it being pictured on an advertisement, and no super white OR and other fatty fish that could make up for it.\n\nI ate a lot of Nigiri on the AYCE menu and nothing really tasted fresh. I've eaten a lot of sushi in my day and the fish here was NOTICEABLY different IN A BAD WAY. I know. I know; all you can eat sushi is not the way to go if you want good sushi (under most circumstances), but this place was something else. I wasn't even going to try a roll after the nigiri, but I went with a half roll of something on the spicy side. The roll that they presented me with was something u might find in an Albertson's; wrapped up in plastic to take to go (maybe even worse). \n\nLet me emphasize: DAMN IT! I was really hoping, despite the not-so-great reviews that this place would be okay or at least bearable. I won't be back. Very simply: the place sucks. And that's too bad.\n\nHopefully one day when I drive by in the future there will be a big banner that says \""Under New Management\"" or something because they must know. They must know that they're setting standards that no one should be proud of. \n\n**sigh** the whole experience was disappointing. At least the free beer has helped mask my utter discontent with this place!!!! The service wasn't bad but who the hell cares when the food blows ass.\n\nI won't be back even tho it's seconds away. Womp. Womp. Womp.
Class: uneloping
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First time here, service was great as soon as we walked in the door. I had the Shrimp and Grits, very very good! Our server Rikki was very nice and attentive. I look forward to coming back.