Text - I have to say I don't really understand where all the great reviews come from. I'm not a foodie . However I have had some amazing experiences with tea houses and was underwhelmed and irritated that I payed so much to be ignored at the English Rose. \nThe reservation process was a joke . No clear information could be given on the event that was going on nor was I asked if I would prefer to be seated outside. \nI'm pretty sure that TV and High Tea should never be in the same sentence . Alas, amidst all the doilies ,tea pots and glass bells full of FRUIT LOOPS? Was a nice huge flat screen tv. \n\nIts charming but so is DisneyLand . I felt like I was at an amusement park, along with the poor customer service and  pre frozen food and can  someone tell me why I was thirsty at TEA HOUSE.  We I assume its because we were seated against the inside wall behind a table of 8 very loud women enjoying their food under the canopies of campy decorative hats .Perhaps we were simply hidden from our server .... Who seemed to be everyone else's  server .  Not only did our water and tea run dry it remained so until we left . I was unclear as to why there was only one tea provided during high tea, as traditionally three different teas are serve per course . My companion and I ordered different teas and split our pots . We ordered a third a la carte to keep with tradition and it never made it to the table . \n\nNow lets talk about the food . For the love of god do not order the high tea option . Anytime the server says the imported , presume there is not a qualified chef in your company, and more than one menu item has been pre packaged ..  Sandwiches were not fresh the salmon was very strong and they all had the same cream cheese base .  I felt like I was tasting a cheese ball sampler on stale bread.\nThe Scones were huge! And very dry ( which might have been why we ran out of water), more of a gravy biscuit .\nAnd the desserts . Terrible .... Old .... Frozen and just so damn depressing . \nI know from experience when chocolate coating has a chalky coating its old... Or a sticky coating it hasn't been stored properly . The poor tartlets were rock hard and tasted of manteca rather than butter. Their mandarin tops were as dry as the desert and the custard was runny ( like egg yolk runny) there are few foods that I would consider spitting out in a restaurant . This tart was one of them . \nThe strawberries and cupcakes get great raves . Because some local bakery made them the day before and they are fresher than most of what comes out of that kitchen . The rosemary shortbread cookies and what assume were tiny eclairs were half nibbled on as well.\n\nI'm giving it a one star review because its charming and if you have money to blow on your children it's a great place for them because they have not developed their palettes .Or  could careless about customer service. Don't drive 45 minutes expecting great things its very touristy and all that term encompasses .
Group - undercrier


Text - UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, CIRCLE, X. \n\nThis is the pass code for The Simpsons arcade game that will unlock all the levels and get you some sweet extras. You're welcome! \n\nI like this bar. Let's go with the obvious here; they have multiple arcade and pinball games, the food here is well above par, and there's a always rotating craft beer selection. The arcade games here vary from classics like; PacMan, Golden Tee, (for all the bar lovin' digital golfers) and even an area for console gamers offering up PS3, XBOX 360, and Wii. Here's the best part, most of these games are free all day, everyday! \n\nThe food, like I said, is really quite tasty. The last time I was here I tried the Chicken Satay, Chinese Meatballs, and I snacked on Bacon Wrapped Corn Dogs. Lets begin with the starters: The Chicken Satay was cooked perfect, very juicy, a little spice added with just a little crunch. The Chinese Meatballs caught me off guard, but in a good way. Who would of thought that a video game themed, craft beer bar would have a tasty meatball recipe. These were delicious meaty orbs of sweet & savory delight. Honesty, I couldn't stop putting these balls in my mouth. \n\nAfter all that you'd think I be full, but the life of a glutton is a constant one. Like the waves crashing on a ocean...sometimes small, sometimes big, but always there. The meal finale was the Bacon Wrapped Corn Dog. They basically take an all beef tubular piece of meat, wrap it in bacon, coat it in batter, and fry it up! This was very good, but I mean after reading that description how can it be bad? \n\nThis place has way too many beers to list in this review, but here's a cool tip. On their menu along with the food description they also offer up a beer pairing with each item. Very cool idea! \n\nIf you like getting your game on and a good beer to pair it with, this could be the place for you!
Group - superintellectual


Text - omg the trump tower...... spectacular. Stared up at it while driving up and all i could see was gold gold gold. walked into the more glitzy gold inside to this VIP registration thing in the back,...? WHAT?? damn did i feel like a hobo though in this place, wearing my sweats and shit from the ride over...  \n\nEveryone was super helpful though, thank god. complimentary valet and shit outside and the standard \""may i help you with your bags?\"" BUT NO ONE EXPLAINED THE ELEVATORS. There are two elevators. One that goes up to like the 30th floor or something and another that goes up to the 60 something floors. We lived in the 63rd floor. so confused for a little bit..... \n\nAnyways, we got the penthouse suite... and oh my god, it was beautiful. double doors, walked into a pretty amazing living room with a nice ass tv and a fULL KITCHEN complete with an oven, full sized fridge, microwave, sink, stove, pots and pans, utensils, dishes, and a freaking coffee maker. AMAZED. two bedrooms on either side of the living room. One of them was a master which had a queen(?) bed, walk in closet, two toilets, a shower, a nice hot tub/bathtub with jets, and two sinks/mirrors (that you could watch tv in it). The other room was just about the same, but one of everything but no walk in closet or bathtub. and all in gold and white scheme.  \nYou get free wifi, and new bottles of complimentary water (SO NECESSARY) every time you finish and the maids come to clean. and chocolate! and fluffy towels and bath robes. Their alarm clock comes with a dock for iPhones (not for iphone5) and you can play your music and blare it while youre getting ready and pregaming! \n\nNow, i didnt really get to experience the other stuff they had to offer inside the hotel, they DO have a free shuttle to from the hotel to the Wynn. AND when we were late on Jan 1st to Light and there were no taxis coming anytime soon, one of the workers offered to drive the hotel car (Escalade) to Light for us and we would just pay him aftewrwards. He gave us his number so we could get picked up without any hassle after we got fucked up too ! perfect, no wait for taxis either. \n\nAlthough it is slightly off strip, you can walk across the mall (which is acrosst he street from Trump) to get to the strip. It'll take you across the street from the Wynn or if you walk a little farther, just a few steps to the Venetian. I had a really really really amazing time at the Trump, even though i dont really remmeber much, but i will miss the comfortable beds and even more soft pillows for my raging hangover
Group - superintellectual


Text - Crappy place to game, spent $300 while watching my chargers win Monday night and only got soda comp. Then got ripped off from the waitress, put $40 in for a $32 bill then she took it to the other side of the bar and when we are at the door says we didn't put money in for the check. Total crap! Do not waste your money on these rip offs!
Group - undercrier
Classify the following: I Love Jimmy John's, always have. My trip to this Jimmy John's was my first to any since moving to Vegas back in November. It may not seem like much, but coming from a Michigan State campus Jimmy John's (and having 3 friends that worked there), needless to say I was there often. I know mistakes are made at times, if not often, at a busy franchise like JJ's. But forgetting a simple request -  like \""can I have peppers on my #12\"" - when there is a 4-1 sandwich architect-to-customer ratio, is inexcusable.\n\nIt's not as if I won't return, because Jimmy John's is Jimmy John's, am I right? But come on. The request for 'Pep' was on the receipt, I paid for it, so show me the pep! Also, I overheard a \""No, it's a #15, not 16\"" from the girl behind the counter - and rookie mistakes are excusable. No problem.\n\nNext time, put a little pep in your step, get the order right, and I'll be back more often than not.