Text - A passionless bar. When we asked the server what kinds of beer they served, she pointed to the menu and told us it was on there. Lack of server training and messy halls with garbage bins and chairs make this place suitable for little more than a shot and a beer. Gaggles of servers hung together chatting and chewing gum. Beverages were overpriced at night.
Group - unforewarned


Text - This hotel is absolutely HORRIBLE.The hotel was dirty and not nice.I have nothing left to say,this is horrible.Now, I don't know if they renovated it yet, but this is based on 2006-2008.SUCKS!!!DON'T STAY HERE!!!\n\n\n\nPROS:\n*Fridge in room(For Free Use!!!)\n*Panoramic Windows\n*Big Rooms(600 Sq Ft)\n\nCONS:\n*Dirty Rooms\n*Outdated\n*Not Nice\n*Off Strip\n*Smoky Casino
Group - unforewarned


Text - I'd give it zero stars if I could. Service...the worst. Food...yuk. Nice place but horrible restaurant. My advice...STAY AWAY!!!
Group - unforewarned


Text - We love the atmosphere in here! And their drinks are amazing. My favorites are their different flavored mojitos. The raspberry mojito and the lychee mojito being my bar far favorites. We love all the different areas to sit, whether that's at the bar or at private booths. They have two large beautiful fish tanks. And there's a pool table and a shuffle board too. The fireplace makes for a nice area to sit around as well. We haven't had a chance to sit on their outdoor patio yet due to the weather.
Group - caracoler


Text - OK this particular one isn't the one I think I'm talking about but hey In-n-Out is always good (i mean always fresh!)\n\nAnyhow, if you are off strip - it's defnitely worth it.\n\nI've been so desparate as to take a cab here through the drive through just for some decent sustenance that isn't going to cost me more than an Andrew Jackson!
Group - caracoler


Text - New ownership is awful.  The comfy chairs are gone and the nail stations are so small and very outdated and used.  Miss Patrick and Sandy and all of the crew.  The prices are higher and the new owner does not have a personality.  I heard it is the same owners of the nail salon next to Starbucks that we all hated.  I think the new stations also went there.  The nail tech did not even use sterilized tools on my nails.  This is an awful change!!!  I have been going here for 3 years.
Group - unforewarned


Text - I was pleasantly surprised by this place after going here for lunch.  For some reason I thought Zapatas was \""upscale\"" mexican (with upscale pricing) but I was totally wrong.  I think this is due to the fact that the only other location I know of is in Ballantyne and things tend to be a bit elevated whenever you go to that end of town.\n\nThere's a decent lunch menu offered to go with the complementary chips and salsa - which was awesome.  I'm a huge cilantro fan and you can tell they make their salsa fresh (not out of the bottle).\n\nI had a chicken taco salad and was surprised at how big the lunch portion was.  It was packed full of chicken and the sour cream and guacamole was off to the side so you can choose to make your salad \""even healthier\"" if desired.\n\nService was great and quick.... definitely a great spot for lunch and I am assuming a good spot for dinner as well.
Group - caracoler


Text - This place is like my second home. Not just because of the beer. Not just because of the great food - like hot dogs, pizza, burgers, salads.  But, because I just love the atmosphere there. The staff is awesome. The people who eat/drink there are always there to just have a good time while enjoying having a few great beers.\nI recommend this place for anyone that just wants a beer, anyone who loves hot dogs, etc.  Their pizza is actually REALLY good.\n\nOh, and they have gluten free beers, which is good since I don't eat/drink anything with gluten in it!
Group - caracoler
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How do you give four women simultaneous (food) orgasms?\n\nFirst take them to Vegas.  Then take them to Rio and stick them in a long-ass line, make them watch the same loud, lame show twice (and considering that show starts every hour, that gives you an idea of exactly how long that long-ass line was), and force them to see the same freaking faces all around them as they get hungrier and hungrier and crankier and crankier.  Basically the equivalent of taking them to see the English Patient on a first date.\n\nWhen you have about 30 minutes to go, shake things up a bit by getting two of them hammered off one drink from the casino bar.  (After all, it doesn't take much to get them going if their stomachs are *that* empty. http://static.px.yelp.com/photo/wHN6nbeG3TPvQlEAq1jQKw/l)\n\nGet them *just* to the point where they're saying, \""goddammit, this better be damn good!\"" (http://static.px.yelp.com/photo/xg4EfS0b8ZOaYD0xwiBL1w/l)\n\n...then let them loose.\n\nNo foreplay, NO FILLER!!!!!!\n\nGet straight to the point and take these women to the CRAB LEGS.  We're not talking costco style, salty-yet-still-bland, cut up the side for easy access crab legs...we're talking succulent, taste-like-they-just-came-out-of-the-wild-Bering Sea amazing morsels of heaven.  \n\nSeriously, food has never given me such pure joy.  Pure, pure, unadulterated crustacean-induced happiness.\n\nMy dearest Village Buffet, you were so memorable, almost 2 months later, I'm still trying to figure out how to quit you.