Case: Elevator system is a nightmare.\n\nTheir payment system also sucks really bad and managed to take my deposit on top of the full cost of the 2 night stay. It takes accounting nearly 3 days to correct this mistake (still waiting after 1).\n\nI would never book a room at this hotel again.
Classification: arctician


Case: One more thing...\n\nCrafts!!!\n\nI would have to say that my love for food is matched by my love for crafts.  Here in the islands, we only have a handful of full fledged craft supply stores.  Michaels is like an amplified version of it all.  Tip: buy a little, get a coupon, buy more with the coupon, get another.  Sign up for emails online, get another.  I love to find findings here and wished that we had one in Hawaii.
Classification: sylvestral


Case: I read about all the shows available in Vegas before deciding on this one, because it's description was so interesting. It said \""alternate lifestyle\"" which piqued my interest. But the show was bit of a let down itself.\nFirst, even though we bought the most expensive tickets in the house, our seats were trashy. We were seated on a side row, and all actors faced towards the front area 80% of the time. \nSecond, there was no story to the play. It was just another regular cirque du soleil, that you can see anywhere, with partial nudity added to it. There was no \""lifestyle\"" whatsoever. Without a story, it was hard to stay engaged. \nThird, there were a lot of actors on stage at various times with one main actor doing the stint. It was hard to focus on the main actor while those in background kept doing their tidbits.\n\nIn my opinion, this show is a one-time watch, but not definitely a must-watch as people say. You are not missing out on anything by missing this one.
Classification: arctician


Case: Absolutely HORRIBLE florist!  If I could give Flower Art no stars I would.  We ordered flowers for our mother's 70th birthday party from FTD's on line site.  Flower Art was the florist who filled the order. The arrangement was delivered on time for the party, however it looked nothing like what we ordered.  In fact, the arrangement was not even of the same value with a smaller vase and fewer flowers.  We spent over an hour on the phone trying to get the arrangement replaced for before the party.  The florist failed to answer the phone for FTD.  They even failed to return FTD's message.  We had to follow up with FTD's customer service number several times.  After two days of trying to get the situation resolved the florist will bring a replacement arrangement TWO DAYS after my mother's 70th birthday party.  It is clear that Flower Art truly does not care about their customers.
Classification: arctician


Case: My girlfriend just finished her exams and proclaimed the next thing she does is to get a massage. \""YEAHHH let's go\"" was my response. \n\nI got 4 tips 4 a good time 4 you.\n\nTIP 1. Contact Vivian (Manager) first! I didn't contact Vivian first and the language barrier between me and the other workers was difficult which caused Vivian to have to leave her client to come and talk to me. \n\nTIP 2. Rocking those skinny jeans? or NO SHORTS? NO PROBLEM! They have shorts for you to change into, but if you aren't comfortable with wearing shorts someone else wore.. then come in shorts or short pants. \n\nTIP 3. I assume it would be optimal to not have any make up on because during the massage they run your face. You don't want your foundation all messed up righttt?\n\nTIP 4. Neon lights! When I arrived there was still day light out, but during the massage the moon took over the sky and the neon lights for their sign outside turned on. The lights illuminated my room through the slight opening not covered by the curtains. If this bothers you then come earlier or see if there is a room without lights.
Classification: sylvestral


Case: Lokaah is the sort of place that could potentially really irritate me. It could be the sort of place that accommodates for the \""hippy\"" or \""alternative\"" market with pretencions of being somehow really different whilst actually being like a lot of other places a lot like it. But somehow Lokaah has a real charm.\n\nThis shop sells a variety of Asian scarfs, throws and pieces of clothing as well as jewellery, accessories, some generic eastern ornaments, incense, as well as some other bits and bobs thrown in like purses and bags. Actually it all manages to be pretty decent quality. The shop has the lovely permanent incense smell, and the interior is full of warm welcoming colours.\n\nI came here while looking for a throw for my new flat and ended coming away with a few things. For one the prices are really great and there are always deals and discounts on. Lokaah is also a convenient place for buying gifts and presents.\n\nOne word of warning: Lokaah is currently advertising itself as closing down. Now Lokaah has said this several times before but if you do really want a visit it's maybe worth checking out soon just in case.
Classification: sylvestral


Case: * A M A Z I N G *\n\nHands down, this was the most entertaining show I've ever seen!  If you were a fan of Jabbawockeez in ABDC, they will not disappoint!  I would fly back to Vegas just to see them perform again!
Classification: sylvestral


Case: Your welcome in advance: the dudes were lazy so were the girls smh literally for like her whole set she stood there n did nothing n it was like amateur night. all the strippers had okay to funny shaped bodies. it was apparent that dancing wasn't important all they cared about was getting dances but they failed to realize if they entertained is on stage they would hv gotten lap dances. the pole on the stage was purely for looks none of the girls used it, waste of $25pp and I brought a grp of 7 they ripped us off. the drinks are nasty n watered down and they tried selling us a smirnoff bottle for $50 smh ended up paying another $40 to get a ride back with their limo since ours was nowhere to be found overall very lackluster & disappointing here's my  tip dont go
Classification: arctician
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Don't be confused by the location, this place is a dump. My cloths smelled like the room for a month after my stay -yes, I washed them-.