Case: Rooms are nice, service is great, gift shop with liquor store down stairs, bar by the pool has plenty. Restaurants all over. Location is good also. I will stay here again
Classification: legitimately


Case: The service was horrible sadly enough and food decent
Classification: xenomaniac


Case: Never again will I go here. Got to the room and it had a horrible odor.  Almost like a smokey smell mixed with bad BO. Also the shower had no hot water and no water pressure. I showered at 1:30am so saying that everyone else may have been showering at the same time is not an option. Also it's a habit of mine to pull the comforter off the bed since I know they hardly wash those, when I did there was a huge yellow stain in the middle of it on the inside. Plus gum on the arm of the chair (gross) oh and chips. Not my chips. Chips under the bed where I had stepped on them. Worst stay of my life, I wish I could get my money back. And when I complained about a few of these issues the front desk lady looked at me like I was lying about the smell of the room and she didn't care about the shower issues. \n\n\n\nDo not go here! There are plenty of other hotels in the area. Also I even took pictures of you want to see them!!
Classification: xenomaniac


Case: Wow, what an experience! I'm not scared of heights or rides, but this simple ride sure gets your heart beating. \n\nSpinning around at 40mph, 900ft up, is not for the faint hearted! \n\nYou can see the entire tower, top to bottom, as you ride Insanity and it gives you a pure sense of how ridiculously high you are! \n\nQueue took about 10 minutes at 2am.
Classification: legitimately


Case: I love this little European gem in the Mexican ghetto! I recommend stopping in early though if you're in the market for fresh baked pretzels because they often run out long before mid afternoon. They sell Haribo gummy sweets, Rittersport and Milka chocolate bars, as well as fresh strudel, and jarred lingonberries! If you come too late for pretzels, ask for the horseshoes or buns, they're just as tasty but smaller. As for an earlier review from someone complaining that the lack of cars in the lot was an indicator of what to expect from the business - I wonder if they actually set foot inside because maybe then they'd realize it is just a bakery/mini-mart, not a sit-down establishment, hence no need to park and spend the entire day there (although I probably could find a good reason or two to loiter!) I hate that they aren't open Sundays and Mondays because that's when I seem to crave German sweets the most - thank goodness Cost Plus has such a large selection of German chocolates now or else I'd be forced to camp out at the Heidelberg until Tuesday! P.S. The lady who runs the place is neither \""mean\"" nor \""moody\"" just rather stoic...
Classification: legitimately


Case: We have concluded that anyone that has anything nice to say (Other than it's clean) about the employees/TSA/ or Airline employees (Especially U.S. Airways) has been paid by a social media company or employer  to Yelp good things. One in particularly, sounded as if it were written straight from HR...Good organization... LOL.  Anyway, believe all of the horror stories that you hear about airports and TSA. They are more than likely all true.  I'm looking for other options now but if it comes down to just staying put I'd rather do that, personally.  I'll never fly U.S. Airways again. They didn't even give my husband and I seats together. After more research I discovered that this is a trick that they do to pump more money out of couples.  \n\nThe days of \""Thank you for flying with us\"" or \""Happy travels\"" is a thing of the past. We all know why but the scary thing is that there are not any checks and balances In place for the TSA.  They have no fear of being as horrid as they wish. If you give them any offence they threaten with the police who are all but ready to go nuts on anybody. \n\nHowever, they were not as bad as the TSA and actually helped us a little.  Since there's a monopoly now with airlines they do not have any need to be pleasant and believe me U.S. Airways is the worst from the obnoxious and loud flight attendant, to the old nasty planes, to the pilot that says on loud speaker, \""Keep it moving one bag on top and one on the bottom you are delaying the plane.\""\n\n We had all just gotten on to board and it's as if the pilot was already blaming us for his enviable lateness.  \nNothing can compare to what TSA did and it's unbelievable. I actually spilled an ICEE  because some woman that jumped out at me and said we're doing extra screening today mam\""... You know you'll have to throw that away before you get up there.\"" She scanned me on my hand and right before I went up to the line I threw it away and missed.  \n\nI apologized to the lady sitting in front that saw me... Suddenly this mean old lady comes out and the girl just says there was a spill. This woman said, \""Who did it\"" so harshly that the girl wouldn't rat on me. I honestly think that if she had I would have gone to jail right then and there.  The woman says who did it!!! Like the Soup Nazi and I just said, I don't know but she had on a brown shirt and blue jeans you cannot let her get away with this. LOL.  I swear this TSA woman had a gun on her hip and said, that she couldn't handle it and left.  \n\n\nNeedless to say it was tough right at the get go but it just got worse and worse and yes I had to endure the famous pat down too. The second Soup Nazi was giving me orders and I honestly thought that she wanted me to lift my shirt so I did.  You should have watched this bitch put on a show like I had offended her deepest core of her soul.  I feared that she wouldn't recover from the shock and I'm telling you I'm cute. LOL.  I'm not that hard on the eyes.  She recovered enough to do the pat down as if that $60 million dollar x-ray, (that most likely killed my white blood cells) couldn't get everything on my person. \n\n\nThe story is longer and crazier and it ended up that we got on the plane and then we were called off of the plane and we just left. The only good thing that I can say is that U.S. Airways did refund our money and so did Expedia.  However, we missed our trip and lost $500.00  for a psychodrama workshop. Oh, one of the TSA agents asked me where I was going. I thought that saying Berkeley, CA would be  a good thing because it's one State over.... How likely am I to highjack a plane that's going two hours away? He grunted back to me...\""Berkeley why do you want to go to Berkeley\"" as though I had said Death Valley.  Once I answered the psychodrama workshop he had no response because he had no clue what it was. LOL. \n\n \nI have spoken with a friends of my mother's who was a child in France right before the Nazi's invaded. She said that America has that same eerie feeling right now that she cannot shake. I didn't really get it until Thursday but I agree now. I don't think that it's a color thing... I think that it's a new American Terrorist group called the TSA from Homeland Security and it's them or us.  We are seen as pesky insects that are trying to get them and they have to get us first. It's as if no one said to them look, most of these people are just business or vacation travelers so be pleasant and do your job.  \n\nThey definitely need checks and balances and someone there to handle their misconduct. They are completely out of control.  What happened in Afghanistan has nothing to do with this ongoing horror that has been unleashed on the American public. Perhaps, we are just getting ready for what is to become once the Chinese takes over. LOL. \n\nOh, and just because U.S. Airways claims that they allow carry-on pets every employee there treated us as if we had a patient with Leprosy with us from the ticket booth through TSA.
Classification: xenomaniac
Considreing the above, classify the following: Busy, upbeat atmosphere and good asian fusion menu. Fresh and served at the right temperature for the food being served.  Will do again!