Case: This morning I went to the facility at Central and Dunlap. Corneal abrasion, my 4th but 1st in this eye. In the past I went to the ER.  A corneal scratch is hideously painful, I took liquid morphine last night that I had from another recent injury. Then again this morning.  I couldn't drive far with one eye.  I was hesitant to go with such a serious eye injury but WOW.  From front office to treatment everyone was very caring. Dr. Boyer PA and the medical assistant were great. When I left I was confident that what caused the abrasion was no longer in my eye, I could see from the eye.  II would most certainly return in the future as an option to the ER.
Classification: perisplanchnic


Case: BANG BANG BANG on our door at 4 am by the front desk clerk!!!  Why? Ok, let's start at the beginning.  (UPDATE REVIEW NOTE:  Formerly a Ramada that was morphing into Holiday Inn during our stay, Nov 2011). Phoenix has an overabundance of budget adequate chain motel/hotel rooms, and we figured this was one of them.  When we arrived the day before Thanksgiving, 2011, we found a full-on construction site, so much so that we could NOT find the way INTO the hotel.  Eventually a workman snaked our way though to an incomplete lobby and we went up to our room.  AT FIRST LOOK, this newly redecorated room looked and smelled clean, and even had a somewhat upscale interior design for a budget motel. (This Ramada is becoming a Holiday Inn we were told).  But it was downhill after that.  The water was turned off and we did not have water until three hours after we arrived.  We turned on the air conditioner because it was in the 80's and the window does not open. WELL, we might as well have been in an airplane test hangar because it is SO unrelentingly LOUD that you cannot hear the TV...at all...and I have great hearing.  We eventually realized that the Air Conditioner / Heat Pump individual unit, while there IS a wall thermostat, only has ONE setting and...it is HIGH. (Lo and Med still blast at HIGH intensity).  Little by little, the fault became apparent to us...this was a cosmetic touchup, but the important things were missing like....a BATH TUB...there is no tub, just a shower with a shower head that barely yields a dribble of water....the TV is an old TUBE TV and it is blurry and scrambled and two calls to the desk (no one answers the extensions) brought no results.  Speaking of the bathroom, there is no window, no fan, and an ill-fitting toilet seat that shifts loudly to one side each time you \""alight\"".  Many have complained about their odd shoji pocket door to the bathroom which bounces back open, and clipped - OUCH - my husband's hand twice. As others have mentioned, there are paper thin walls APPARENTLY, because we woke up at 4 am to watch the news.  We are very conscious as we live in a condo to keep our TV down.  Nonetheless, with this HORRENDOUSLY loud wall unit air conditioner, if you want to hear the TV, you have to turn it up and we did NOT turn it up as much as we would like to, but....BANG BANG BANG on our door a few minutes after we had gotten up.   The Front Desk Clerk \""lady\"" rudely said when I opened the door (which is freaky at 4 am) -\""The neighbors complained about the noise and I could hear it all the way down the hall\"" - **Note to Manager: GOOD LUCK RAMADA/HOLIDAY INN when it is 110 degrees outside and people have their TV's up much louder than we did to combat the a/c on UNRELENTING HIGH setting.  Trust me, there will be multiple complaints every night.  Other reviews of this motel have mentioned the same complaints.  I was planning on telling the desk clerk when we checked out after 3 nights about some of these \""constructive ideas\"" for their own benefit.  However, the checkout clerk looked like he was NOT open to  input (probably overdosed on complaints), so I refrained.  Basically, the Holiday Inn owners have \""cheaped out\"" on this major remodel. .  If you read this, Ramada/Holiday Inn Manager, at the very least you need to get an electrician to REWIRE the thermostat to get a  LOW FAN setting on the a/c wall unit, buy new TVs, replace the toilet seat, change out the bathroom shoji door and shoot some insulation into the walls.  And, we're just not all that picky! (Update:  now that the reviews are stacking up for the remodeled, renamed Holiday Inn, I see the Manager hasn't taken any suggestions to heart, because I see the same complaints)
Classification: motivational


Case: Horrible food, horrible service. Loaded with sodium and very greasy! Taste awful ordered Mongolian Beef, potstickers, fried rice, chow mein, beef tenderloin and more!  Ordered bottle of wine and didn't receive for 30 minutes! At the end of dinner ordered a single glass of wine to share with my boyfriend and they never brought until I asked after dessert and the waiter looked at me like I was crazy!! I said may I please have my wine we ordered - he just stood there staring at me. What the heck is wrong with this place... I was so excited to eat here :( true disbelief!
Classification: motivational


Case: They make awesome subs for a good price.\n\nI enjoy these a lot more than Subway (bland.) Also, they make the sandwiches very fast. I've been in and out of the store within two minutes before. \n\nI always get the J.J. Gargantuan sub and it is the one with all the meat on it. Very good.
Classification: perisplanchnic


Case: Might be a great place for cheap pricing, but if you are a current customer I suggest you check you bank account .. the company data records were hacked last month and RD is now just sending out letters informing customers that their personal bank accounts may have been compromised.  \n\nhttp://www.kmov.com/ne...\n\nhttp://www.restaurantd...
Classification: motivational


Case: Contrary to Kenneth h.'s review, I would say there is great coffee. There is no expresso machine but its a cheaper dive place. I will say I've had cheaper breakfast in Bloomfield. But this place is worth the wait in line.
Classification: perisplanchnic


Case: Gourmazing? Not quite. My wife got a Vegan wrap that was supposed to come with portobello mushrooms, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, mixed greens & peppadews. She got a wrap with not a single mushroom and the same sliced tomatoes that came on my sandwich. After sending it back they said they ran out of mushrooms and if we wanted to put something else on it. So when they run out of things they still try to serve it to the customer instead of not serving it at all. I got the Big Pretzal Panini. It was not big nor was it pressed like a panini. It wasn't bad but it wasn't any better than I could have gotten from one of the fast food places in the terminal.
Classification: motivational


Case: I visited global bike to buy a new bike helmet, but ended up buying a Specialized Road Bike in addition.  The staff here are really nice and I had wanted a road bike so I decided to just go for it. Charlene helped me pick out a bike and has definitely forgotten more about bikes then i will probably ever know.  She had no problem with me trying out about ten different bikes ( there is a neighborhood you can shoot over too that let you get a feel for them) and answered a ton of questions while I tried to decide.  I like sales people who don't pressure you  and let you make up your own mind.  Charlene also did a fit for my road bike after I purchased it which i was surprised at how much better the bike feels and responds after that.  All in all A++ experience and I would highly recommend getting a bike from them.  If you are in doubt ask for Charlene.
Classification: perisplanchnic
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This place has gotten worse over the last year. The food is normally good however the dining area is always dirty. We walked past 9-10 dirty tables to find a clean one. \nThe table we did sit down at wasn't fully wiped off. It was not very business as it was 630 on a Wednesday night\nLunchtime can be hit or miss. Sometimes the food is slow to come out and other times it fast. Most times you will find dirty tables and the management has turned over a lot in past year