Example: Really nice mall. I visited it while walking down the strip. I really enjoyed it and bought a few things. So did my mom, we love to shop! I love the design of it also, great architecture. If you're in Vegas, definitely stop by!
Class: superglacial


Example: So, if I was going to die tomorrow...a few of their Lobsicles would be part of my last meal.  It's a fried lobster orgasm, plain and simple.  The idea is so simple:  a small (4 oz, maybe) lobster tail, shelled, impaled on a skewer and either beer-batter dipped and lightly deep fried, or grilled, and served with lemon and butter.  I think they must brine their lobster tails, since the flavor was outstanding and they were very juicy.  They don't overcook them at all; cooked absolutely perfectly.  I only tried the deep-fried version, but I had a total of 8 of them over the course of my six day stay.  A must-try...I'm hungry just thinking about it.
Class: superglacial


Example: I was excited to receive offer for \""free\"" tickets. I paid the nominal $5.47 service fee (for what service I do not know). Two drink minimum didn't scare me, even though I don't drink. Very crammed. Servers even had trouble navigating around the tables/chairs/people. Uncomfortable way to see a show. Table behind me, nothing in front of me, dangling from high top chair. Did my best to deal with the back pain. First comic sucked. Second & headliner funny. Server said, oh you can get bottomless soda & that will count for your two drinks.\"" No problem, right? $13.00 for a stinking soda! My friend got a crappy $16.00 margarita and a $3.00 diet coke. Our tab including forced gratuity (not right on small parties) was $34.00. Add the service fee: $40 for a comedy show. Not a deal, really. My other two friends reeled in anguish at their $74.00 tab. This is after we all pulled out our phones so we could see the stupid bills. Sure, make it dark and people will just pay it, right?! How do they expect people to pay these ridiculous fees? No prices on drink menu - how convenient. Felt very bait and switched, bamboozled. I was PISSED. Who are they to tell me how much to tip a server? Can't see how this is legal. When I heard the food doesn't even count toward 2 drink minimum and saw prices online menu before went there, knew wouldn't be eating there.\nNeedless to say, laughing for 30 minutes wasn't worth the deception. You lost a potentially long-term customer by your deception and fraud, Stand Up Live. Will NEVER be back and neither will any of my friends. Shame on you. Poor, unethical business practices. Ever heard of customer service??!!
Class: reinvent


Example: You must order the mini banana cream pie.   When you take your fork and cut into it, you can be 10-15 feet away and you'll here the flaky crust break apart.   I almost lost my mind in pure enjoyment.\n\nThis pie is perfect - not too sweet, but rich and creamy.  The pie is so good it's SDW, suck d*#& worthy!\n\nWe also got the mini blueberry pie which was also delicious but definitely order the mini banana cream pie!
Class: superglacial


Example: Breakfast buffet review... This started as a great buffet. We just ate there on Saturday. It was $10 a person with the players card so not a bad price. I guess we didn't expect brunch at 8:30 am and it consisted of 80% lunch. Sadly, it looked like left over dinner and lunch of the past. You could see that other guest thought the same thing considering that omelet station had 15 people in it. Otherwise, breakfast consisted of powdered eggs, bacon, biscuits and awful gravy. The service wasn't very motivated to bring drinks either. From now on I will take the 10 minute drive over to Santa Fe Station buffet. At least I know they have a solid reputation for buffet.
Class: reinvent


Example: Had the lunch Pollo con queso special.\nThe chicken was pretty dry, and had no discernible flavor.\n\nThe jalape\u00f1o cheese they topped it with wasn't very spicy, but was ok.\n\nOur server was good, and they have decent salsa with their chips.\n\nMy second trip, mostly because it's close to work, and my coworker doesn't like Manuel's.\n\nI may be back.
Class: reinvent


Example: I'm not familiar with the Earl of Sandwich chain, but the whole Tudor imagery thing seems so very 70's. And yet somehow it appears less ludicrous in Vegas where everything has to have some theme no matter how contrived. This busy sammie shop is in the middle of the hubbub of activity in the Planet Hollywood's never-ending Miracle Mile Shopping Center. Gee, maybe it would have helped to have the staff dress like a cut-rate Masterpiece Theater production of \""The Six Wives of Henry VIII\"" because the food deserved a beheading. \n\nOK, it wasn't that bad ...just unexceptional. It reminds me of the equally mediocre Cosi chain in New York where they serve up sandwiches between flattened, toasted buns over-doused with dressing. I had the Veggie, which had feta cheese, lettuce, a Roma tomato, cucumber, red onion, roasted red peppers & Mediterranean dressing (see my photo). I just remember that it was mostly wet and turning quickly into a sponge as I was munching it. The Tomato Soup almost saved it, but it was scorching hot...why oh why do chains always do that? \n\nFOOD - 2 stars...unexceptional veggie sammie...off to the gallows with you and Anne Boleyn \nAMBIANCE - 2.5 stars...one busy mall with jiggling masses of cornbelt tourists in heaven here \nSERVICE - 2.5 stars...it's just a line and a tray \nTOTAL - 2 stars...the Earl needs to be exiled to Togo's
Class: reinvent


Example: Tried this place for the first time yesterday and it was great! My husband and I tried the Oreo cupcake, the strawberry lemonade and the Arnold palmer. All three were delicious. The d\u00e9cor is very nice and the lady working was very nice and friendly. I will definitely be going back.
Class: superglacial
Classify the following: You have to go see this futuristic stadium just because everything around is such a train wreck. The concrete plaza surrounding the structure makes you want to cut your wrists. \n\nYou won't regret going just because of the strangeness of it all.