Case: I posted an earlier review of this hotel/casino and still am very impressed with the physical plant and the great drinks at the chandelier bars. However, this weekend my wife and I were victim to the harsh reality of being at the wrong place on the wrong night...\n\nWe had spent the evening blowing hundreds on drinks and food in the casino bar and at Marquee nightclub. There were two sheriffs standing guard outside the nightclub, but ironically everyone inside was very nice and it was a great experience. The problem came when (inebriated and tired) we were leaving the casino for the night.\n\nJust steps from the valet area near the restrooms, a young man appeared from nowhere and grabbed my wife. She is very pretty, so attention is common but being grabbed while standing next to a 6'2\"" 250 pound man is not. She reacted as you'd expect, shying away from him and looking at me for help. When I pushed the man off her and said \""get your hands off my wife\"" I was punched in the face and the next thing I knew I was on the floor. Looking up I saw 4-6 men lurching for me against hotel security which, thankfully, were all over these guys and I DO applaud them for that. We quickly walked out the exit and were rapidly followed by two men in suits that encouraged us to leave and not come back inside. I was inclined to go find the two Sheriffs upstairs who are obviously posted there exactly for this reason, but was not allowed back into the casino.  When we got back the Mandalay Bay, I got on the phone with the Cosmo hotel and though apologetic, they did little to follow up. \n\nThe crew of hoodlums that provided my wife with unwanted touching and me a trip to the shiny floor seconds from leaving were allowed to continue on into the casino and go molest and attack more people. Calling the police was worthless, they literally gave me the impression that I can walk through the Cosmo grabbing women and socking people for fun.  Unless at 4am you want to go file a police report that most likely (considering all the bigger problems the police have in Vegas) would go unnoticed, I feel a need to warn others that this happened and that there were zero repercussions for the incident. \n\nKnowing that this whole thing is on Casino cameras and nobody sought to stop the group, grab the police to prevent this happening again, or send a message that you can't get away with behavior like this in the Cosmopolitan is pretty deflating... and to any doubters out there, I'm not leaving anything out. I realize that these guys might have only seen me push this man off my wife in the same way that a surfer realizes he might look like a seal to a shark. We still seek ways to keep aggressive animals away from the general populace... especially when you have them on film, and swimming in your private property.
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Case: I really don't like this location. The host and hostess seem soo unorganized. Nothing pleasant about their customer service. Thru out our time there. Our waiter seem to be annoyed and don't see him often. So I keep it short and sweet. In and out.. I definitely enjoyed the Sewlyn location much better so as soon as we left. I mentioned to ppl I went with.. I'm not coming back to this location.
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Case: \""Hey suga, want some sugar? How about some powdered sugar? And maybe some syrup?\"" - My waffles. \n\nI ordered the nutty waffles, which are described as coming with toasted almonds, candied walnuts and my choice of syrup/honey. The candied walnuts were nowhere to be found - instead my waffle was covered with regular walnuts, a mound of white grain sugar, some scliced almonds and also a pile of powdered sugar. My teeth fell out looking at it.  I literally dummped these bad boys upside down to dust off all the sugar and then carefully place my naked walnuts on top.\n \nI hope no one eats this for breakfast.
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Case: Great new place. I believe they've been open for six months.  I went here for a business dinner. The staff were very friendly and attractive as you'd expect from Montreal. \nWe opt'd to let the Chef decide on the tapas for the table and we finished with fish to share.  Every plate was well presented and we enjoyed every one.\nI would go back in heartbeat.
Classification: Fingu


Case: Let's get this out of the way... As mentioned above, this is a take out joint primarily.  If you reviewed on the ambiance or waiting service, its the equivalence of rating a hot dog stand for its lack of decor or comfy upscale seating.  If you are this type of reviewer, please step away from your computer.  Understanding this is mainly a takeout/delivery place is common sense.  There are almost no tables, no sign to either wait to be seated or to seat yourself, and no reception area whatsoever.  There is a waiting bench right by the cashier and you can clearly see tons of takeout bags and boxes being prepped on the counter.\n\nAs far as takeout and delivery service goes, they are excellent.  They always get the order right, including special instructions, and now you can order from them online.  Everything is well wrapped or contained neatly and perfect for carryout.  Soups are in sturdy plastic containers and they do not scrimp on size, or give less because they do not have a large enough container.  Large orders are placed in sturdy boxes.  Everything is  prepped well for the travel and upkeep of the food, and even reheat.  They don't go cheap in this area, even their napkins are nice and thick good napkins.\n\nLittle Dumpling also excels in terms of price and value.  They tend to be cheaper then your regular Thai places like Siri or Pin Kaow, and as cheap or cheaper than a Panda Express.  Yet you get a lot more not just with volume but where it counts.  When I order a meat dish, there is tons of meat, not filled with oversized chunks of onion or a disproportionate amount of baby corn or bamboo shoot and other filler.  When i order a shrimp soup from other Thai places Im usually hoarding the shrimp, saving it because there are only 5.  At Little Dumpling I am never for more meat or key ingredients like mushrooms.  The portions are also huge.  A takeout order of Pad See Ewe can easily feed 4 (if you are also ordering something else family style) and have leftovers.\n\nFor a divey takeout place like this, I might give it 5 stars  given everything I've stated so far. (context, I judge according to what it is supposed to be).  What keeps this place from being stellar is that the food is hit or miss.  Almost all the typical chinese lunch specials like Orange Chicken are good, especially the ones centered around meat (like the former) but other standouts are Lemon Chicken, Orange Beef and Beef with Broccoli.  The beef is usually good, not the poor quality small grey chewy scraps you find at other chinese places.  The beef is usually cooked well, really good sized pieces and good quality.  Im not talking about a Morton's cut, Im speaking comparatively.  The broccoli is usually cooked just right as well with just enough crisp but not crunchy, soggy or greasy.\n\nAll the meat centered Chinese dishes are great as mentioned.  Surprisingly, the best dishes are some of the Thai ones.  The Pad See Ewe is great, just the right ratio of noodles to egg to beef and veggies.  They also make it a little spicy if wanted, without losing its flavor to the heat.  My favorite dish here is the Tom Yum Kung soup.  It's swampier than I've had from Thai restaurants, but every ingredient comes bursting through.  You can really taste the lemongrass, tomato, and spices all meld together beautifully in their soup.  I've tried many other thai places, and no Tom Yum Kung comes even close to comparing.  Almost all have only 5 shrimp, and microscopic ones at that, cheap small mushrooms, with an overpowering sour taste and little of other flavors coming through.\n\nSome of the dishes can sometimes be just as greasy as Panda Express.  Ironically their fried dumplings are nothing special, but fine.  And steer clear of their Japanese dishes, like Teriyaki bowl - I don't know why you would order that from places like this anyways, and if you are that person, you probably don't listen to reviews and tips anyways
Classification: Fingu


Case: My friend recommended this place to me since I'm EXTREMELY picky when it comes to picking a hair stylist. Every place that I've been to before Santa Fe I was never completely satisfied. So my friend told me you HAVE to ask for Tara when coming here. Boy was she right! She is extremely friendly and very accommodating to your needs. \n\nTara does an amazing job with my hair. I always leave here loving my hair cut. Not only is the hair cut and style important to me, but also the way the hairstylist trims my bangs as well. I'm almost never satisfied with my bangs cut everywhere I go, but Tara has never disappointed me in this area as well. \n\nThe only thing I haven't gotten to experience yet is getting my hair colored with her. That is something I definitely want to try in the near future and I'm sure my fellow Yelpers will be hearing about that journey as well. =) I absolutely LOVE this place and can't imagine going anywhere else to get my haircut now. I'll be extremely disappointed the day Tara retires. lol. Not to mention it is down the street from my house which is another plus. \n\nYou definitely won't be disappointed coming here. =)
Classification: Fingu


Case: Ricky and his family keep the best Vietnamese in town low key, top quality and with a Midas touch. His Pho is from scratch, meats of top quality, and attention to detail great. If you are lucky he will pause from his passion of cooking and come and greet you with genuine charm. He could not get a higher recommendation on his value for the cost either.
Classification: Fingu


Case: This office is very abusive and rude! I live in the white mountains and came to the valley for surgery. The recovery took longer than expected. I went to this office to buy food to last me until I could get home. The staff was not helpful and laughed at me as I was leaving. Thanks for nothing!
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I've been looking forward to eating here for months! \n\nI've been busy but finally, I managed to plan another mini road trip:\n\nJust like my donut adventure I filled up gas night before, google mapped babycakes, set the alarm....went to bed early. \n\nDESTINATION: Babycakes.\nMission: red velvet pancakes & kalua pig eggs benedict!!\n\nI  was SUPER EXCITED! :) \n\nI was coming from Henderson, I also had to pick up my friend, hop on 3 freeways, and took about an hour to get there, it was definitely a mini-road trip! Before I left the house, I made sure I had my coffee and cold water. \n\nI woke up at 8, picked up my friend, and got to Babycakes at 10. Not bad. \n\nIt was a weekday 10am, and there was a wait. Not complaining, but just want to mention that. We waited almost an hour for a table. When we got there it was PACKED! And there was at least 10 people ahead of us, and some waiting outside. \n\nIf there's a long wait.... it MUST be good. I don't mind waiting if it's something worth waiting for. And having a friend with me, we were able to do a lot of catching up! With women, that's always a good thing! You know we love to talk! hehe :P \n\nIt was about an hour wait... till we got our table. 11am. \n\nWe already knew what we wanted, we did some research on the menu online the night before. hehe. \n\nFull stack red velvet pancakes, kalua pig eggs benedict, and fried rice omelet PLEASE! And bring on the coffee, lots of it! \n\nOur waitress was really nice. Checked up on us every few mins, offered to refill our drinks and coffee. And didn't rush us, she even told us that there's no rush and we can still have coffee and chat even after finishing our meal. \n\n.......................Not sure if anyone else mentioned this but their COFFEE, is aaaaaaammazing!!!!!! I had about 4 cups of it! haha\n\nI LOVE coffee, but I don't drink that much every morning, I have 1 cup a day. But at Babycakes, It was like crack! I had 4 cups, I need to find out what it is!!!! \n\nSo anyways, on to the glorious food. \n\nI had the Kalua Pig Eggs Benedict, my friend had the Fried Rice Omelet, and we shared the red velvet pancakes. \n\nHonestly.... Surprisingly, I fell more in love with the kalua pig eggs benedict!!!\n\n I was looking forward to loving the pancakes more, but it was the opposite. I didn't think I would like the k.p.e. benedict, it was just suppose to be \""something to try.\""\n\nBut I fell....... hard.\n\nThere's just something about the yellow (hollaindaise?) sauce that was different than any other I had before. My fave meal of the day is breakfast, and my two fave breakfast items are pancakes and eggs benedict. I'm from Hawai'i and I love kalua pig, but on a eggs benedict...??? Who would've thought?! \n\nIt's aaaaaaaamazing! They were HEAVENLY!  It's definitely a must try! \n\nI sampled my friend's fried rice omelet.....and I gotta say, I've had better. It was HUGE though. My friend didn't finish it, but didn't take it home either. \n\nOkay now on to the star of the show: The Red Velvet Pancakes.\n\nHmmm... honestly, I think it's too hyped up. I've had pancakes else where and this didn't top it. It may be b/c my cousin makes these totally awesome red velvet cakes that can't compare to anyone elses... so the flavoring for the red velvet pancakes were just.... okay-good. My friends who told me about it, they loved it and said you don't have to add the cream cheese syrup, but I had to. I love intense flavors. It was Not spectacular. not heavenly. :( and I was sooo looking forward to it. My expectations were too high. \n\nWe ordered a full stack, it comes with 6 pancakes. The pancakes were thin and seemed small. For me, good pancakes = thick & fluffy, and at least medium size or large size. They seemed like they were smaller than those photos posted here or on their website. I don't think it was worth the $9 bucks. And I expected the chocolate chips to be slightly melted so I can smear it on my pancakes but they weren't. The red velvet pancakes are a good idea but I think they could've done better. But I will still try their other pancakes next time I'm there. \n\nThey were good, but this is not something I would look forward to the next time I'm here.  Others have different opinions so try it out for yourself. My friends who have tried, loved it. Don't take my word for it! It's definitely a must try, at least once! \n\nOH...... and if I haven't mentioned it yet, they play HAWAI'IAN MUSIC here!!!!!!!\n\nThat's the first thing I noticed when I stepped in and I felt like I was back home. :) That's definitely a plus with me. The owners are from Hawai'i. And with the good service and essence of it, they post the kids colorings of their mascot up (that's cute.) I felt like I was at a breakfast place back home. :)\n\nLooking forward to my next visit, I want to try the spinach eggs benedict and the smore pancakes. \n\nRumor has it the owner is looking into creating a 2nd location, I hope she puts it in Henderson! :) Cuz the 1 hour drive is too far! But still worth it. ;)