Example: not impressed at all.  it very rarely happens, but my fellow yelpers steered me wrong.  took way too long for our food to come out (30+ mins), the queso was almost inedible and the entrees were VERY disappointing.  i ordered the ol' #1, aka - 1 taco, 1 enchilada and rice & beans.  i always order this on my first visit to a mex restaurant, because if you can't get this right, you can't get anything right.  it was bland and the only thing worse than the food was the portions (i stole that from woody allen).  \n\ni would not recommend this place to anyone from out of town, because it falls very short of the mex you can find in other cities.  \n\nmy search continues for the good mex spot in the QC...
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Example: Folk music fun times. This bar never seems to care how many people they let squeeze in and an impromptu ceilidh is always on the cards. A proper Edinburgh institution this place has incredible acts playing- watch out for anyone folky doing a gig at the nearby Liquid Rooms, there is no doubt that the after party will be here! \n\nUnfortunately Sandy Bells is one of the places that has suffered under the smoking ban. A thick fog of smoke helped to hide the sweaty scent which now dominates the room. Take my advice and get a few beers and ales in you- that way your sense of smell my lessen and you can really enjoy yourself!
Class: pinnatopectinate


Example: What can I say ladies! You know we are all loyal to our hair ladies! I've been seeing mine for over 10 years! She was the first to dye my virgin hair and let me tell you it took her a full 2 years to do it! I trust my hair stylist Alyssa with my hair! I know you all know what I mean! I now go in and just let her do what she does best, we mainly chat the entire time. I have implicit trust! If you are new in town or are looking to change, try Alyssa at Hair Do. The prices are reasonable and she always does a great job!
Class: pinnatopectinate


Example: The staff is very friendly.  I like that.  Love the current quiz question they have hanging right inside the door. If you know the answer think your order is free.
Class: pinnatopectinate


Example: Good Indian food.  I would love to try the \""super buffet\"" which boasts 45 items, and is available Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night.  If you are ordering off the menu, be sure to print the discount coupon off the website!
Class: pinnatopectinate


Example: Well I've never felt compelled to make a yelp account in order to review a restaurant, but Yoshi Bento has motivated me to do so for serving what I would say was the WORST sushi I've ever had in my life paired with a sub par dining experience. It all started when I decided to venture out of the office on my lunch break to dine out at one of the many different restaurants at this particular plaza. Any of which I'm sure would have yielded a more pleasant experience than what I went through at Yoshi Bento. Sushi sounded good so I walked into this place and it smelled great so I thought I had made a good choice. I was wrong, very wrong. \n\nThe young woman behind the counter arrived at the counter to take my order promptly and was very polite. She explained that they had an \""updated\"" menu that had a special which included a dragon roll and a spicy salmon roll for $15. I was hungry so I took the bait and decided on a tuna dragon roll to accompany the spicy salmon. I paid and went to the restroom to wash my hands. \n\nUpon entering the restroom I found a dying COCKROACH on the ground. Seeing as how it was dying they must have some kind of pesticides working, but since there was one I got to thinking that there must be more where that came from...GROSS\n\n\nI sat down and contemplated telling the young woman asking for a refund and leaving. In hindsight that would have probably been one of the better decisions in my life, however I decided to take a chance and give Yoshi Bento a shot. I waited for 15 minutes from the time I placed my order. I wouldn't consider this an extremely long time to wait, but customers who ordered AFTER me were served before me and they had COOKED food. I know that making sushi is not easy, but I know that it should be quicker than cooked food. I've worked in a restaurant so I understand that certain things take more time, so that wasn't that big of a deal. The following is what WAS a big deal: \n\n\n1) They brought out 1 roll and then the second a few minutes later. I know this happens at restaurants all the time when it's busy, but when there are only 3 other groups of customers in the restaurant it shouldn't be that hard to have items come out simultaneously. \n2) The dragon tuna roll used yellow tail instead of sushi grade tuna (has a different color than regular tuna, is lower quality, and cheaper). Since I'm paying for sushi with tuna I would at least expect sushi grade tuna. Would probably fool just about anyone else though. \n3) Oxidized avocados on the inside of the roll (aka they were not freshly cut). I get that avocados oxidize easily, but put some kind of citrus juice on it to prevent this or cut a new one! Come on, it's just common sense who in their right mind would want to eat a brown avocado? I'm not talking about a little oxidation some of them were literally completely brown. \n4) The sushi was poorly rolled. Every single one of my dragon rolls fell apart at the avocado section. Granted sometimes sushi just falls apart, but I've been using chopsticks for more than a DECADE and have never had a sushi roll where literally every single one falls apart when I touch it. \n5) The \""spicy garlic\"" salmon roll was one of the nastiest roll I've ever had in my life. For starters the roll was DRENCHED in sriracha. I'm not being sarcastic it literally looked like a wet burrito you might get from a Mexican restaurant, which is very delicious, but not what I want on my sushi. I don't think that the fish on top was salmon either. It didn't taste like salmon, but I couldn't tell for sure since it was drenched in sauce. \n\n\nI should have asked for a refund once I saw the roach and gone somewhere else instead. However, I decided to roll the dice and by the time my food had arrived I was pressed for time and very hungry so I ate it. Maybe their cooked food is better, but I will never be back to find out. The cockroach was enough to make me never go back...\n\n\nI've eaten at a lot of restaurants and also had my fair share of sushi so I know what I'm talking about when I say this is some pretty terrible sushi as well as service. I hope Yoshi Bento sees this so they can improve for future customers, because this was the sorriest excuse for a sushi/ Japanese restaurant I've ever experienced.
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Example: Purchased a mattress, headboard, and frame from these guys recently. I have to say I've done alot of business with this company and this is the first time I've been disappointed.   While in bed all of the sudden the center support snapped as well as the the supports that hold the slates on my side. I have never had this happen to any bed that I've ever purchased. I called them and informed them of the problem, someone is scheduled to come to the house this week to take a look a the bed.  The quality of the bed is sturdy and strong except for the support underneath the mattress. Not sure what their going to do about it but I know one thing is for sure, they are going to have to replace it. Not sure if I even want the same frame bc I can absolutely forsee this being an issue in the future. Not a very happy customer! By the way, im 6 foot tall and weigh 200 pounds, by no means should this ever happen!
Class: calcifuge


Example: Disappointment! I have been a huge fan and loyal patron of Pei Wei since they came to the valley. We don't go as much as we used to, but a few weeks ago we ordered take-out. I asked if they would include both a mild and a hot sauce for the lettuce wraps and I customized a kids meal. When Dave brought our food home the first thing we noticed was 2 fortune cookies for three meals. Ok, maybe I shouldn't complain...but come on! Then the kids meal had barely any meat, another disappointment. First, I dove into the lettuce wraps, which they only provided one sauce - not the two they said they would provide. However; the worst part was my meal, I had the Mongolian beef...a dish I usually crave from them, but my meal was so salty I couldn't even eat it! It was absolutely horrible! Again, very little meat in the dish. Sorry, but I think you lost a customer over this meal!
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Classify the following: Absolutely horrible experience with a very rude salesman who thinks it's OK to swear at and threaten potential customers! This'll be a little long but worth your read if you're considering going with this horrible company.\n\nHank Monem, salesman for Moore Protection, arrives on my doorstep and was extremely friendly and had has his sales pitch down for their giftcard promotion. He promised free Visa giftcards, if you make purchases at approved stores, and that would basically cover the cost of the ADT monitoring service. At that point in time Hank seemed like a decent guy, smiling and jovial, and I told him that my wife and I were in the process of doing a home remodel and were extremely busy during this time. He actually witnessed this himself since he was at my front door and I had construction guys working on the empty home at that time. I told him that I would call him back and let him know what my decision was regarding his services.\n\nEvery day for the next week Hank decided he would call me at odd hours, Sunday at 9pm and today on a Saturday morning, and definitely not during what's considered normal business hours. I reiterated again that I would call him back and that I was very busy. He could not get it through his head and would insist on calling me repeatedly and I got so frustrated that I wouldn't even answer his calls.\n\nHe called this morning and definitely had a Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde moment. I answered the phone and he said \""Hello, it's Hank from ADT\"" and I told him that I was no longer interested in his products or services. Instead of letting me finish he interrupted me and said \""You could've told me a week ago and not have wasted my time!\"" and then proceeded to hang up on me.\n\nI decided I'd call him back and let him know why I came to the decision that I did. My main reason being that Hank didn't listen to my needs and the fact that I told him I was busy and I'd call him back. Instead he decided to harass me by calling every day and that's what killed the deal for him. With that in mind Hank answered and I told him not to call me and then hang up on me and he rudely interrupted me and began screaming and yelling at me and calling me a motherf*cker, a b*tch and several other obscenities and proceeded to hang up on me, again, after having his temper tantrum.\n\nI highly suggest doing a Google search on their company and reading the reviews that other people have posted. I am in no way a lone case and you should really do your research before spending any money with this company.