Case: Can it get better than this?  I almost don't want to give I Clean Carpets a five star rating and amazing review, because I want to keep him a secret!  I left Rob a voicemail and he called me back within 24 hours of my voicemail and was able to fit me into a cancellation spot the following day.\n\nI live in a forth floor apartment that other carpet cleaning companies said they couldn't do because of the location.  They recommended I call Stanley Steamer.  I knew that company wouldn't pay the attention that I wanted.  I stumbled on I Clean Carpets in a last ditch effort for my fourth floor apartment.  Rob said, no problem....\n\nRob was on time, friendly, and kicked ass getting in and getting the job done.  His pricing is amazing.  My place looks (and smells) a 1000% better!  Thank you Rob!\n\nSkip calling all other providers and call Rob first!
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Case: Great Tango lessons.  The instructor (Paul) REALLY knows how to teach tango to us enthusiasts!
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Case: Are YOU kidding me? This very morning I walked over to this \""hidden treasure\"" as I had found it a few weeks ago.  I saw the fantastic baked goods and couldn't wait to share with my friends... I wouldn't spend a nickel here.\nRude Rude Rude.\n\n10:20 this morning I was treating myself to breakfast and the little girl behind the counter was sweet.  I spotted the menu and decided to use the table service the girl was bringing me a menu and a muffin; as I'm sitting the owners whipped husband comes to the table and tells me he needs the table for the lunch crowd.  I said and lunch is when?  He says well you have a computer and you may stay for hours and I need this table.. so I proceed to another and that was the wrong table too.  He wants me at a tiny table in the doorway in the sun.  I asked if he was kidding, I had been in the hospitality industry and he was not acting hospitable.\nThe little girl is trying to hand me the plate with the muffin and I'm telling her it is okay please wrap it to go...I'm not wanted here. \n\nThe queen bitch sitting in the wing back chair with her strap on under her apron in case the husband acts up.. pipes up to tell me that I do not need to buy the muffin - I told her she was absolutely right and walked out.
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Case: Oh man... As much as I love Panera Bread and their delicious food, it pains me to give this location a lonely, single star rating. \n\nGuigo Gilo, their catering manager, had promised us a complimentary order for our crew since we had multiple issues with previous orders. He claims he has a bad computer system, that he's not getting emails and that's why TWICE now our pre-ordered food didn't get made for pickup. \n\nToday, when he said it'd be another 30-45 minutes' wait to complete our order (making this the THIRD time for such a delay), I had no choice but to leave this poorly managed Panera site to wallow in its own mediocrity. \n\nWe'll be taking our business elsewhere and I strongly recommend you do the same, dear reader.
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Case: I was anti-America's for a while there. I had one bean burrito that just wasn't made quite right when they first opened in the Coronado neighborhood, and quite frankly slapped a \""Not worth it\"" stamp on them and ignored the buzz.  I thought that their menu was too expensive for \""street food\"" and ignored others when they raved! I also discovered La Condesa and was on that train full force forging ahead to salsa town. \n\nHow was I to know that one day, mine and America's fates would change and we would be inextricably connected... When I started working at ASU, my coworkers recommended a trip to America's on University. Since I was new, I kept my bean burrito experience to myself and decided to give it another go. I got the carne asada tacos. I thought they were tender, spiced well, and delicious. I went again within a couple of weeks and tried the carne asada burrito (and even ordered a side of beans for chip dipping)... I was delighted. The burrito is so jam-packed with those complimenting flavors that I dream about it. I love their beans now too... Go figure. \n\nOh America's... You changed my mind! Like a love I nearly lost, we learned from our humble beginnings and are happy together!\n\nHowever, I miss your coupons that you offered for ASU-- and the green salsa is too sweet. Those are my only complaints. :) Hooray!
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Case: Terrible place, excruciatingly bad service, douchebags galore, lame drinks.  Only thing keeping them in biz is that sometimes they have cool DJ's there and the place is OK looking inside.  Management in particular is what really screws the place over.  Scottsdale is ready for the next management team to take over the space and really turn the concept of Wild Knight into a thriving business, not a bland place that pisses people off.  It was embarrassing, I had a friend in from Miami (he's been to some very exciting clubs all over the country including Liv in Miami, #2 in the WORLD) and I thought it'd be a good idea to bring him here.  Terrible experience, underwhelming to say the least, I FULLY regret showing this place to him since now he has a super bad impression of what Scottsdale nightlife can really be.  Blah.
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Classify the following: I make it a point to come here when I visit Las Vegas.  \n\nI know I can eat prime rib and crab legs at the casino buffets, but for some reason this place really has a place in my heart...and stomach.\n\nLast year I went there with 2 other people and we ordered about 9 things!  It was sooo delicious!  We saw someone order this fried rice covered with an omelete looking thing and gravy all over!  Yummy!  We ordered it as well, and we went crazy over it.\n\nThis past weekend I went there again, and we ordered the tempura, nigiri Salmon sushi, cold noodle, and the rice omelete thing.  It was excellent!  The omelete could have been a little more salty, but it was fantastic none the less.\n\nNext time I want to try this cold green tea looking drink.  \n\nHighly Recommended!