Example: Thought and expected it to be better. Just average pizza ;(
Class: theoreticalism


Example: I just had an oil change at a dealership in Goodyear and was told at time of payment that  I needed new brakes.  I was given the impression that I should not drive a great distance until the work was done.  Decided to get 2nd opinion and went to Brakesplus in Surprise, AZ.   I was shocked to hear that my brakes are fine and I do not need new brakes at this time.  What honesty, thank you WAYNE at Brakesplus!  They have proven to be trustworthy and will now get my future business.  Goodby dealership....Hello Brakesplus!
Class: Seriola


Example: ZERO Stars... My husband and I both were not impressed. The food was over priced and it was either mushy or dry. Everything had the same flavor... Bland. Yucky
Class: theoreticalism


Example: I've never had a British style pasty but this place offers a unique twist on it aside from the traditional ones. Make sure you come hungry and have an empty stomach, these pasties will satisfy your hunger.\n\nI ordered the Spicy Asiago Chicken which was an Awesome flaky, buttery pastry type crust stuffed with chicken, asiago cheese, black beans, hatch chiles, roasted corn, and tomatoes. The crust was thin, flaky, and buttery that seemed to defy how it could itself together with all those fillings. I appreciate that it wasn't doughy like other types of stuffed pastries, strombollis, calzones, etc. and it seemed to strike the balance between the crust and the fillings.\n\nAlthough it may be typical for a pasty be aware of any of the ones that have potatoes as part of the filling. I tried their version of the chicken pot pie and my taste buds only remembered the heaviness of starch and more starch with the crust and roasted potatoes and the chicken seemed to be lost in all that. \n\nI was kind of bummed they ran out of oven fries. I was looking forward to that.\n\nOverall, a very unique and delicious experience.
Class: Seriola


Example: open 24 hours, the have a great selection of food, and the servers were all so nice, They have a burger and drys special for $5.99 its WAY WORTH IT.
Class: Seriola


Example: We were disappointed in Pizza Fresh.  We ordered two pizzas - one with garlic sauce and two toppings and one with classic pizza sauce and three toppings.  Both were loaded with toppings but the crust was tasteless and soggy - never did get cooked through or crispy.  Since the directions called for 425 degree oven, the toppings were overdone while trying to get the crust to cook.  After eating a couple of pieces each we threw the rest in the trash.  I wouldn't go back even with a \""daily deal\"" coupon.
Class: theoreticalism
Considreing the above, classify the following: For a Saturday night, this place had a few select patrons - some even brave enough to sit outside in this absurd August heat. Not me. My friend and I parked ourselves at a table in the room with the pool table, where a couple of guys were playing and drinking pints with gusto. Fair enough. \n\nOur server was quick to bring us menus and ask for our order. She was patient enough while I tried to decide what English beer I wanted to try for the first time. The draft and bottle menu is stupid - listing the beers but not the breweries or where they come from! That takes away all the fun! It's supposedly in alphabetic order, but they must not know how to place things in order, for the Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale was listed under the A's (as Arrogant Bastard Ale - I only know the brewery cuz I'm a beer aficionado these days), while other beers were listed by the breweries - Four Peaks, Sierra Nevada, Sam Smith...\n\nI chose the Tetley's Ale. It was good! A slow sippin' beer, which is exactly what I needed. It hit the spot.\n\nWhile my friend and I were enjoying our pints, our server came back to our table. \""I got cut, so I was wondering if I could take care of your tab now. Then, for whatever else you may need, the bartender can help you guys.\"" Well, okay. It must've been very, very, very slow for the one and only server to be cut. We paid her and continued our conversation. \n\nThen my friend wanted another beer. But, we were never again spoken to by any staff. So, apparently, when the only server gets cut that translates to, \""If you want another drink, march your happy arse up to the bar to order it.\"" \n\nWell, we didn't stay. For that reason and because it was so hot inside. They didn't have their A/C on, which makes me wonder if they have A/C at all. Ugh. I left with swamp ass. Seriously... that is NOT how I measure a fun time. It was my friend's first time here, and I think it's a sure bet that he won't be coming back based on the lack of service. \n\n\nMy friend and I quickly re-located to The Roosevelt for a superior experience and cooler (literally) atmosphere.