Example: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SERVICE! It wasn't even busy I counted at least 7 Best buy Employee's just standing around. Only if there was a 0/5 Stars I couldn't believe how bad we were treated. \n\n03/12/2012 SUNDAY AFTERNOON DON'T GO TO THIS BEST BUY HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE.\n\nI went to this Best buy with my boyfriend because its the closes one to our home. We had to do an exchange for a bigger TV but we knew what we already wanted we just needed to see it so we walked over to the TV section. I kid you not I waited there for at least 15 MINUTES. Just standing there WAITING AND WAITING for someone to at least ACKNOWLEDGE US. NOPE NO ONE, we could see one sales man catering to an older couple who was dressed way to nice for a casual day at Best buy. So they looked like they had money so I guess that's why the sales associate never acknowledged us because he probably thought they would make a big sale. After waiting I finally tried to grab someone else in another department for some help, she called someone on the radio and said someone would help me soon. I WAITED ANOTHER 10 MINUTES, FINALLY my boyfriend and I started walking towards the doors to leave. My boyfriend see's a manager and tells him we're leaving because the SERVICE WAS SO HORRIBLE that we were taking our business some where else. The manager quickly helped us because they were about to loose a big sale. In the end we left with the TV we wanted and the sales guy that never acknowledged us never made a sale because as we were leaving the couple that \""looked\"" like they had money never bought anything.
Class: ignivomousness


Example: This place is really good! I came here for the first time and got an iced coffee and their BLTAA. The coffee was so good and the sandwich was amazing too! It came with a side of fresh roasted vegetables. I can't wait to try more things on the menu!
Class: probatory


Example: Nice service, clean restaurant,  parking can get tight especially at night, Tuesdays is wing night (60 cent per wing)!  One of my favorites!
Class: probatory


Example: I am sorry, but my impressions are total different that the other reviewers.  I am a stickler for customer service and Total Wines has the worst customer service I have ever experienced.  I am a relatively big purchaser of high-end wines, not only for my consumption but for consumption by my wine \""club\"" who meet regularly to try new wines -- especially the high-end, highly rated wines.  I am not exaggerating, but on at least 8 ocassions, I have called a number of stores, sent faxes and emails, and have never ever received a call-back or a response.  This is also true about their corporate offices.  HQ also never responds to inquiries.  They might have a large inventory, but if you can never find what you want, what good is it?  Also, their online website search capability is sorely lacking in capability.
Class: ignivomousness
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I was driving home to Minneapolis from Chicago and had a major craving for sweets. I pulled out my nifty Yelp iPhone app and searched for the nearest Gelato. \n\nPaciugo popped right up and it was only about a 5ish mile detour from the highway.  \n\nThis place is so awesome. There are so many flavors! In between the boy and I, we had 5 different flavors.  Everything was so delicious.  They are pretty inventive with what they make.  I saw a lot of combinations I've never seen before. I was like Gelato heaven. :) It is way too bad that I live in Minneapolis...I will be back again next time I head east on I-94!