Example: BJ's...what has happened to you?\nI always thought you were above average, but today was a terrible experience.  We arrived after the regular lunch crowd and had to take a buzze and waitr.  At least half of the tables were empty, so we assumed maybe some of the staff had called in sick.\nWe waited almost 20 minutes and were finallly buzzed.  Our waiter was way out in lala land.  He took our drink orders and brought have of them and then told the rest of us, \""I had forgot what your ordered.\""  We both ordered...ice tea!  He was very unattentive.  We had to get up and find our own napkins and flatware.  After a hamburger was brought, we had to find our own ketchup and mustard.  We were brought wrong orders and were never offered refills on our drinks.\nWe were very disappointed in our service and the food was just OK.
Class: athymy


Example: Boo gamestop for gouging your customers. I was calling around to find ps3 rockband 3 because it's not made anymore I assumed I would find it at a decent price previously used. Well gamestop, because they don't make it anymore you decide to sell it for $35. Really? Oh and your comment on why it's so pricey is because they done make it anymore. Bad idea. Hey I called zia and it's only $11 because they are not assholes and don't take advantage of people. Never will I shop here again!
Class: athymy


Example: I was going to rate Lotus of Siam 4 even 4-1/2 stars but caught one of the waiters (black button earrings) leaving the toilet without washing his hands. I confronted him but he acted as if he did not understand English. The other waiters were vacuuming while customers were still eating. Brought it up to owner's attention.\n\nThe crispy chicken was very good along with the panang curry, but cannot seriously recommend after that incident. Good Luck. \n\nTry Kung Fu on Spring Mountain/Valley View. Great selection, tasty, and cheaper.
Class: athymy


Example: I really like their burgers here and live that I can make any of them a veggie burger!
Class: Devonic


Example: Now lemme tell you a little story.\n\nLast time I was in Greater Phoenix, it was the week of St. Patrick's Day.  My cousin was living in Scottsdale at the time and after a week of nothing but family dinners, I was dying for a night out.  I ended up many places, with shiny people drinking Bud Light in Affliction t-shirts, etc.  This time, I decided to do some research.\n\nEnter Bikini Lounge.  After convincing my relations that this was not, in fact, a strip club, we made our way there.  *This* is what I was looking for.\nMy favorite bars typically consist of A. a bar, B. two to six non-barstool seating options, C. colorful characters behind the bar, D. pool table/darts (optional).  That's all I need to get liquored right there, and I'm happy to report that I succeeded.  The tiki theme and the fact that the barmaid was a super-friendly Mexican woman in an Ozzy t-shirt were just the icing on top.
Class: Devonic


Example: Really enjoyed my dinner here tonight. For excellent mex-tex with a kick, order the queso with everything (jalapeno, beans, and chorizo) and the chochinita tacos. The home-made tortillas are fantastically made. Just one tortilla holds up the entire taco.
Class: Devonic
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Bleh. The Thai curry wings were not very good. The burger was ok, the fried pickles were chewy, the garlic mushrooms weren't very garlicy and the batter on the inside was not thoroughly cooked. Honestly I can't remember the last time I had a good meal there. The menu still shows apple pie and cheesecake though they no longer sell it.