Text - OK this is a tough one as I have only eaten here the one time this past weekend. However I have no option but to give the 1 star rating as I was compelled to immediately post a quick review on Facebook due to the total lack everything that I expected when I arrived...here goes!\n\nThe smell - Enchanting\nThe Decor - Upbeat, clean lines and overall makes you smile\nAmbiance - Good modern music, plenty of flat screens.\n\nThe Food - The blandest chicken pesto Panini EVER...Their pesto sauce is pesto mayo...how do you take one of the tastiest, healthiest and easiest sauces to prepare and do that to it...YUCK YUCK YUCK. Plus, they maybe had it on the grill for 2 minutes as it was lukewarm and the bread was soaked in that mayo...Salad dressing way to strong as well for a balsamic vinaigrette. The saute shrimp special was enjoyed by my fiance so well done there.\n\nThe Service - Loved the hi's and hello's when we first came in but from there on it went downhill. There seems to be 25 people working here but most of them seem to be doing absolutely nothing...well they did seem to be efficient \""texters\"" so give them their due. After finally getting our food and being generally ignored I went up to pay, when asked if everything was good for lunch I replied that the Panini fell very short and it was not good, his response was not what was wrong, but a very abrupt sorry and here's your check!!! Do you not want to know what is wrong with your food...come on get serious when you are in the food business!\n\nThe Red Velvet Cake - Don't even bother, tasteless and dry with no flavor at all. Go to Nothing Bundt Cakes on West Sahara, don't come here!!!\n\nDear Red Velvet Cafe,\n\nI would say you are on a very slippery slope and i think my views are supported by some recent posts. Be very careful because when you slip to much, there is nothing to grab a hold of and you will be flat on your ass. I'm sorry, but while I normally give second chances, your manager/server and cake are going to keep me away for a very long time.\n\nRegards\n\nLost customer, actually I guess I never was one!
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Text - The room had big stains on carpet. The free wifi was completely unreliable and cut off every five to seven minutes.  The tub drain did not work and couldn't be a new issue. This was better than the first room in which they tried to put me which smelled like there was a sewage issue. I told them the room smelled unfortunate and that I had a cold, so it must be bad. They did move me without a problem.  The service was good other than the fact that the early morning guy couldn't be bothered to get off the phone even for a second. Stay elsewhere if you have a choice.
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Text - This is now me and my boyfriends place for breakfast. I'm a little confused with some of the negative posts on here as we thought it was seriously the best breakfast we have ever had! We walked in and the place was so cute! Our waiter was super nice.  There was such a good variety of food and had things that were different than all the other breakfast places so we couldn't decide what to get so we ordered a ton of stuff and shared it all lol. The caramelized banana pecan French toast was delish!
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Text - We had their cheese steak sandwiches.  Very good and very reasonably priced.
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The Girl spent a good 40 minutes in here and came out with some more goodies.  I bided my time at Sony Style and the sports memorabilia store where Dick Butkus was signing autographs.\n\nShe came out super happy and even had a free James Perse bottled water.  Wow, the label is simple and clean like their branding.