Example: I don't even want to give this place one star! Ordered a pizza for delivery and they messed up my order for take out, so I said I will wait for fresh pizza and actually said I would wait however long it took l. for the fresh pizza. they show up a half an hour later with a crusty old pizza charge me full price. Way beyond disappointed with this franchise and their service!!!!!!!
Class: wakingly


Example: Iv'e been meaning to leave a review on this crap of burger place, but seriously, how important is \""Assburger\"". This year, since this is my last year in Vegas, I told myself i wanna try best burger spot out here. And so far, its not being going so well. Me and my lovely lady decided to try SmashAss on a Saturday, since we heard so many great things about them(Im not being sarcastic, for once). I walked in solo since I was just getting a take out order. The line was pretty steep and it took a good 10 mins before I could place my order. I decided to have the 1/2lb Sin City Burger(lettuce,pickles,grilled onions,bacon,swiss cheese and a fried egg) w/Smash Fries and my girl got the build your own burger(lettuce,tomatoes,pickles,mayo,mustard,swiss and avacado)w/fried pickles and a couple sides of ranch. Now just from the looks of it, you would think these burgers were great right??...WRONG!!! To spare you my complaining, the only thing I liked on my burger was the fried egg. The bacon was burnt and the burger really just tasted like onions and overcooked meat. Well, thats pretty much what I was eating(Duhh).The \""egg bun\"" they have is pretty basic and so are there fries. My girl said her burger tasted like Sh*t(fyi:It didnt really taste like sh*t, I had a bite of it when she was done, pretty bad, but no sh*t taste :) Also, im not an expert on avacado, but is it suppose to be brown?? Well the stuff on her burger was. Lastly, the reason for the 1 star is the lack of quality in simple sh*t that should be good, such as ranch. This had to be the worst ranch ever. It tasted sweet like Kraft ranch you by from Wal-Mart. Cool people, Horrible Food.\n\nPS:SOGGY ASS FRIED PICKLES, eat them if you love cholesterol!!!
Class: wakingly


Example: My experience is this:\n\nI heard the hype, wanted to taste the hype, could see the hype, didn't like the hype.\n\nI ordered one of the two barometer sandwiches for an Italian deli; the meatball sub. The other is the Italian cold cut which I will try.\n\nPrice was OK, size was OK, bread was VERY good, meatballs were pretty good, sauce was MEH.\n\nThe real reason for the 2 star review, trust me I am not a hater, is that it came out cold. Not like NOT-steaming hot, not luke warm but actually cold. \n\nIt was super packed and right at lunch time, just before noon so I would have expected it to be piping hot.\n\nI will try the Italian cold cut and may update this review to a more favorable one. For now, color me unimpressed.
Class: wakingly


Example: This Hotel is ghetto! \n\nI'm here on a conference and we booked at the Imperial Palace because all the flamingos were booked or so. First thing first, when you check your bags, the bell hop practically begs you for a tip, he will not stop bothering you about how he \""checked 23 bags\"" til you tip him and tip him right! \nThe rooms yell cheap motel quality all over! Their TV looks like its straight up out of the 80s yes I am talking about the 1980s. Square and fat, with the words MAGNAVOX. The beds were like bam, uneven parts hard parts soft. and sheets that dont even get you warm. \n\nBut that's all forgivable until the next day, when I went out, they changed the locks on the door, on all the doors in the hotel.without prior notice! I mean it would've been at least courtious of them to tell you they would be doing that  especially if you just checked in the day before! Instead of going all around just to get new keys, talk about lost time!
Class: wakingly


Example: Food was good but the bakery was the best. Please try the Lemon Merigne pie. To die for!\n\nThe yelp app was a life saver since we had no idea where to eat.
Class: microplastocyte


Example: This was the only highlight of my stay in the hotel. On our last day we wanted to go out with a heavy breakfast before the long drive back to Los Angeles. \n\nOur wait was about 35 minutes but totally worth it.  Food portions are GIGANTIC! In order to really enjoy your food, you need a appetite.  The slogan does not lie in terms of a twist on farm food. The inside as well is very well set up in terms of feeling like you are in a upscale diner with farm twist to it.  This may have been the best breakfast experiance I have ever had, especially for the right price.\n\nMy girlfriend for starters got a S'Mores mocha that looked like a Frankenstein creation of a drink. Marshmallow was melted on top with chocolate and graham cracker mixed in it. The drink was huge and we did not want to touch it since it looked too good to drink. We started to actually sip it with a spoon like soup because of the sheer size and an inch deep layer of marshmallow on top. I highly, highly recommend the drink.\n\nIn terms of what I ate, I got the french toast which came with 3 giant slices of french toast, scrambled eggs, half a fried banana and two big strawberries. I could not finish my meal because I was so full.  No exaggerations here on size of food. \n\nWhenever a server walked by with someones food, people at other tables would be staring at the mere size and display of the food. When I was walking out, I saw some giant sandwich or sorts with a even larger knife sticking in the  middle of it. The displays of food sets this place apart from any other breakfast joint.\n\nI can't wait to come back here.
Class: microplastocyte


Example: The first time I came to Las Vegas was in January 2011. What made my first night in Sin City amazing, was the David Copperfield show at MGMGrand.\n\nMy friend got us tickets to the show and even front row seats. After being seated by the bouncer, we waited a bit for the show to start. Needless to say, the show was amazing and I was pulled up on stage twice.\n\nI even got the tissue rose that levitated and burst into flames to become a real rose. David Copperfield was a funny and awesome illusionist.
Class: microplastocyte


Example: Took mom to Vegas for her B-day and I couldn't have picked a better hotel!!! We reserved the resort suite and it's exactly as shown in the website. http://www.wynnlasvegas.com/Rooms/EncoreTowerSuites/TowerKingSuite\n\nThe room is about 750-800 sq ft so it's more than enough room for 2.\n\nGreat staff and the entrance into the elevator is guarded and they do check room key so it's safe.  If you are going to Le Reve, it's really a short walk. The pool is AWESOME!!  the European pool is topless pool  =P  (def. NOT going with mom... lol!)\n\nthe food at the hotel is great, I honestly have nothing bad to say about the hotel and the stay here.  Next time I'm bringing my golf clubs!
Class: microplastocyte
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Where to start?  One and a half people working an entire bar and grill on a football sunday....table service early but we get ignored for the rest of the day...we wait at the bar for ever and place a food order...ask the half employee to put a game on and get a snarky 'after I put in the drink order!'  Dude finally comes over and puts all the same afternoon game on three tvs and not the one I requested..this place is absolutely horrible....if u like to order one drink and don't care about what game is on this place is awesome.  Nothing like having to wait and beg for drink and food and be given attitude...the woman behind the bar was doing the best she could but this dude in a Seahawks shirt is a dick....maybe our mistake for expecting what the website advertised.