Case: Mmmmmm. I'm insanely thankful for this place, because now when my parents come to town, my brother can suggest a BBQ place that isn't Famous Dave's. \n\nBurnt ends = heaven on a sandwich. I got the cole slaw and sauce on the side so I could enjoy the smoky meat on its own with the occasional dip into the bbq sauce... The fries were nothing special, but also good dipped in bbq. \n\nThe place is a little small and cramped, but that's part of the charm, and you just know a place is going to be good when you walk into a packed restaurant.\n\nMinus one star because we sat at our table for 5-10 minutes before a waitress came by and said \""Oh, did you need menus?\""
Classification: untirable


Case: If you are claustrophobic, these beds are not for you. I felt like I was tanning in a porta potty. No space to maneuver whatsoever and I am small! \nThe prices were ridiculous !\nI just moved to this side of town so I needed a new spot to tan. The girl told me unlimited tanning for $109 a month and I can get ONE spray a week. That must be a joke because the last tanning place I went was $70 a month for unlimited tanning in all of the beds plus unlimited mystic. \n\nSince it was my first time there, the girl gave me a free session in a level 4 bed. The bed was good but the room was a serious issue to me, I felt trapped. I decided to pay $30 and get a \""premium mystic\"" \n I spray tan a lot so I know quality. This was THE WORST spray I've ever got in my life. The solution must have been water because I did not gain any color whatsoever. \nWill NOT be going back. \nIf I'm going to pay $100 a month for a membership, I'm going to a salon with a spa in it.
Classification: spirling


Case: Solid 4-star place. Went for lunch with people from work and ordered two sushi rolls. Both were delicious. An appetizer courtesy of the sushi chef was also amazing. Not the most expensive restaurant out there.
Classification: untirable


Case: Efficient staff and great location (for my workplace).\nAlso have all kinds of upscale Harris Teeter options for food if you need more than caffeine!
Classification: untirable


Case: A bit pricey for a full meal but the chicken bruschetta is the best!
Classification: untirable


Case: Had lunch here a couple of days ago.  We arrived a few minutes after 12 on a Wednesday and it was a morgue.  The staff was sitting around watching tv and I felt like we interrupted them.  It's an ok place and I guess my beef with this place is that it's like amateur hour.  I get the feeling that they opened this place with no prior restaurant knowledge just that someone liked their chicken parm and were told they ought to open a restaurant.  That's a great start and probably how many mom and pop places start but it is clear that they need some restaurateur guidance.\n\nThe food chicken parm was decent but my friend said that their sausage peppers tasted like it was made the day before.\n\nAnother reviewer described the decor as being in their grandparents house.  That's spot on.
Classification: spirling


Case: In the past two weeks I have been here thrice- on twice on a weekend evening and once on a weeknight. I love the proximity, the indoor/outdoor seating, the goat cheese on the CaliCali burger....I do not like the atrocious service. Servers consistently go MIA, never bring waters or refills, or your check or your credit card back.\n\nThis location is walking distance to my home and the service has always been hit or miss but when you overhear other diners commenting on how slow the service is you know that this isn't just an occasional issue.
Classification: spirling


Case: They are supposed to have a trade in policy.  You can trade in your old jewelry and get full credit for what you payed as long as the new jewelry is over double in cost, or at least that was the sales pitch.  When we tried going in and asking about trading in a ring purchased there, all of a sudden the \""deal\"" started getting really complicated.  \nFirst, the customer \""service\"" lady said each trade in is at the manager's option and she didn't think he would be interested in my ring.  Second, even if he was interested I would only get what the manager deemed fair and only on a full priced item, no sales or special buys.  I feel lied to and grossly mislead.   I am sorry I ever bought anything here and never will again.
Classification: spirling
Considreing the above, classify the following: One of the WORST experiences of my life.  My friends and I decided to go and check this place out as the local radio kept talking about it.  So the day we decide to go, the guy from the Colbert report was there mocking the restaurant also.  We go in and we thought, \""hey wow, this is kinda cool\"" as they talked about monster proportions of burgers and fries fried in lard.  However, once the food arrived we sat down and although the wait staff was scantily clad, all of them had \""cottage cheese\"" legs and thighs.  We sat down, and my friend decides to take their super burger challenge, she said if he finished his 2 lbs burger, his meal would be on the house.  He kills it, and when we ask why his burger wasn't free, we could no longer find out waitress and the owner says to us \""you either pay or i come over the counter\"" he threatened us with violence, which is stupid as all we were doing was asking what about what the waitress had told us.  We will never ever go there again.  Being Asian, he also spewed racial slurs at us, calling us to go back to where we came from.  ALL of us were born and raised in Arizona so I don't know where we would go.  Anyways, don't go here.  \n\nAlso, all of the patrons, ALL of them were middle aged men, who instead of paying attention to their wives and kids were hiding away at a nasty restaurant who's burgers aren't even really grilled.  the frozen patties from costco are placed on a machine that rolls the burgers through, so you can't even want a medium burger, they are all torched.  The fries although fried in lard, are crap.  All in all, if you're a lonely loser, this is the place for you.  If you're a classy kinda guy that wants REAL food, go to any other generic burger place and you will be more satisfied.