Example: Since this restaurant was on Diners, Dives, and Drive Ins (Food Network show), a friend and I decided to eat here. We started with the fried calamari, which wasn't too bad. I've had worse in Austin, TX. The fried calamari's consistency of the batter was just right, but could've used less salt. \n\nI ordered the frutti di mare with white sauce ($16), and it was okay. There were 6 mussels, about 4 plump shrimp, and lots of shelled clams. It was too salty though, so I stopped eating once I finished the pasta. The dish was unbalanced in my opinion. I had plenty of seafood while my friend (who ordered the same thing) had plenty of pasta. I ended up giving him some of my seafood. I've definitely had better in Portland, OR, which is why I give two stars (Meh. I've experienced better).\n\nYou may wonder why I didn't order pizza, the highlight of the restaurant. I knew we would end up ordering pizza later, post game (was in town for US-Mexico soccer match this past week). So, I didn't want to have two meals in a row with pizza. Maybe I should have anyway, but oh well.\n\nThe restaurant doesn't have root beer, FYI. Service was not good. It took the waitress about 10 minutes just to bring water after being seated, and it took another 10 minutes to get the check. My stomach was upset shortly after eating the seafood pasta. So, I won't be back!
Class: caudatory


Example: Where can you go any day of the week in Scottsdale and be assured they are open and poppin...? Coach House for sure! If you aren't familiar.... do you know that little building in Scottsdale that has like a bazillion lights on it at Christmas time? That's the Coach House. \n\nThe Coach House is a bit dive-ish, but only because the drinks are cheap and it's small. There is a great patio with lots of seating, with a couple of TVs so you can catch the Suns game too. \n\nIf you are looking for a chill social evening with some rather inexpensive (especially for being right in the heart of Old Town) drinks, Coach House is your bar.
Class: afunctional


Example: I had enough crappy cheap food during my Vegas trip and wanted some real Prime Rib. This is the place. It's not UDSA Choice (or lower) rib roast. It's Prime!\n\nThe service was outstanding and it shows that this is the standard. We had the spinning salad and the creamed spinach. Both were fantastic and loved the creamed spinach.\n\nYes, it's a bit pricey but the experience with something the family will remember
Class: afunctional


Example: Want a zero star option! I am a fan of olive garden but this one is horrible! Where do I start? Got soup without bread which came about 20 mins later as it was baking every time we would remind her although everyone around was getting baskets. Then Food ordered was new promos that had no details and had to rely on waitress which was clueless! She lied about the meal all together. Ended up with 2 meals un eaten. The bread finally arrived at end and lemon never came...she kept saying it was being cut! Ended with her dropping our plate on floor causing flying glass and never got a mint! Well at least she was smart enough to ask mgr to talk to us b4 us asking!
Class: caudatory


Example: Ordered for delivery and never received my order. The person working at the time that I checked on it didn't know what happened. This was 2 hours after I ordered. The time that I tried their good for pick up it was overly greasy and soggy.
Class: caudatory


Example: I really love here! Every waiter and waitress  is so kind and friendly. Especially I love \""French toast\""and \""Chicken Alfredo Pasta\"" and \""Black Angus Patty melt sandwiches\"" and \""chicken sandwiches\"" and \""Kobe beef burger\"". It is all so delicious!!
Class: afunctional
Considreing the above, classify the following: Wasnt too impressed by this place on a recent visit - definitely more of a locals off strip  casino - the casino floor itself is not too large, has a bit of an older feel to it. A cheaper hotel stay for those just looking for a place to crash with the Rio hotel just across the street to aid in the things to do in the area \n\nReally nothing stands out here for me, probably wont be a place that I would stay at myself but you may be different