Case: This place is delicious! I experienced their awesome Capreasy sand which and Vegas strips. My friend got the Mac and cheese egg rolls and the sauce that came with them was something I had never tasted before and it was so good I'll definitely be back.
Classification: palmer


Case: Worst place I've experienced in Las Vegas. We were ready to buy and just looking for a store in Vegas since we just moved here.  They tried 4 times to get meet to sign up for a credit card.  We wanted to pay cash but the horrible sales person kept asking.  We ended up walking out and buying somewhere else the very next day. They had what we wanted at the price we wanted, but we still took our business elsewhere.  When a business makes a sales target the priority vs delivering a good customer experience, they deserve to go out of business.  Listen to your damn customers!
Classification: concher


Case: If you want to drop $250-$300 & absolutely not impress a date this is the place!!! \n\nStuffy, Pretentious, uncomfortable, & Mediocre Summarizes This Venue! \n\nThe Resort entry & valet parking is very impressive! (1st class) \nYou will walk thru a beautiful Spanish Hacienda Court Yard to enter this old world decadent restaurant! (Still 1st class) \n\n\""So what's the problem\"" you ask? \n\nWell when you enter this restaurant with a reservation, a snooty hostess will guide to their rather cramped bar to wait for 1 - 1  1/2 hrs. to get your table!(OK it's a popular high end place, & you can practice your art of conversation over the loud volume of many other patrons waiting the same lousy treatment from the hostess....) Oh this is when sticker shock is about to hit you $30-$35 for a beer (a Guinness) & a glass of wine! \n\nYou finally get seated & the waiting staff is doing one hell of a job trying to sell you an expensive bottle of wine! (This part of the experience is very similar to buying Time Share!) \nSo you order another glass of wine & beer which makes you seem like a cheapskate, or get treated as such. \n\nNow the food does taste good, but with rather small portions & rather hefty sticker, it makes you masticate every bite & really taste your dish! But how much am I paying for this dish! \nIt's only half a cut of the fish! \nDespite all the mastication, it is very hard to swallow! \nSomehow you finish your dish! (Mom would be so proud of you cause' your plate is as clean as if it came out of the dish washer!) \n\nSo you are now ready for the big finally & the waiters \""Fave Pick\"" on desert! Well off course there are two scrumdiddlyumptious recommends that you will have with the two tiniest espresso shots! \nSo your bill for $240+ makes its way to the table, & boy if you're planning tipping only 15% you will get the \""you cheapskate evil eye\"" walking out of this restaurant! \n\nOh 'yah' don't forget to tip the valet, $5 tip also will get you a \""are you kidin' me look as well!\""
Classification: concher


Case: Last week, after watching the Suns warm up before a game, we left the arena in search of food. I spotted something new right down the street. Vitamin T. I had heard of this place before, though I couldn't remember what I had heard. Was it a smoothie shop?\n\nWe peeked inside to see a few wooden tables with stools, an extensive salsa bar and small open kitchen. Another taco shop! Venturing further inside, bumping into The Most Interesting Man in the World (or his cardboard twin), we took a look at the menu, a flat screen TV mounted to the wall. A little out of place here, but I digress.\n\nWe ordered a variety of tacos: barbacoa, chicken and veggie. And we couldn't turn down the Dos Equis. On paper (or should I say, plasma) the barbacoa sounded the most amazing. Surprisingly, the chicken taco was my fave. And I usually hate chicken tacos. The small strip (not shredded, yay!) meat was perfectly cooked and expertly seasoned. I'm not even sure what was on it, some sort of cabbage and white sauce, but it hit the spot! The barbacoa had a very interesting flavor, but the meat was pretty dry. Maybe it was an off day.\n\nWe'll definitely be back when we're downtown and in the mood for some tacos. I'd also love to try their tortas. I just hope I remember that Vitamin T is a taco shop and not a health food store.\n\nPS. Any place that serves sour cream at their salsa bar gets four stars in my book.
Classification: palmer


Case: This place has really good Bloody Mary's and I really enjoyed the steamed oysters. I've had the hot wings here in the past and they are also very good. The place can get a bit crowded and noisy when the big screen TV's are showing favorite sporting events, but that is not a problem in my book.
Classification: palmer


Case: I hate to write about a place I don't care for, others may find it wonderful. But I have to speak up on this place. If you know a real Chicago style hot dog, and that is your standard, this place you should never, and I mean never, step foot in. A deep fried hot dog? Sick. This place does their own thing, and obviously, some folks like it. But Chicago style? No way. Good? That's for you to decide. I will not be back.
Classification: concher
Considreing the above, classify the following: DON'T DO IT!!! This place is gross, calamari tasted like  frozen fish sticks :(. Medium well burger was medium rare and zero flavor.  I assume it also came out of the freezer section of Costco.  Hey chef, freezer burn isn't a tasty seasoning choice.