Example: Vegetarian here but not vegan. This place was basically everything I dislike about what I think of as \""apologetic vegetarian\"" food. Stacking up raw vegetables and calling it \""lasagna\"", pretending vegan baked goods don't taste like chalk. \n\n\""Hey look, we made a meatloaf out of sprouts!\"" No. No you didn't. \n\nFood was okay for being just piles of random-ish raw stuff. It was also overpriced, faddish and astoundingly hot in the restaurant. Didn't get to try the smoothies as their ice maker was broken so we got some complimentary warm water to sip in the warm room and eat our warm piles of expensive raw food. Apparently the chefs are bad enough it costs extra to pay them to not cook the food?\n\nGreen Panther next door, however, is superb.
Class: bruising


Example: one word: delicious!
Class: ciderkin


Example: This place is COOL!  It's a novel idea and it's something you must try if you like being adventurous.  Yes, it's a little pricey - $30 per person for entry and 2 drinks (usually they give you 1 drink, but they were nice and gave us an extra drink ticket).  They give you a huge coat and gloves to wear inside the ice cavern area where everything is made out of ice.  It's ok if you get totally drunk in there though because if you drop your glass, no worries - it's made of ice!  You can take a bite out of your glass, if you really want to ruin your teeth, but be careful, the glasses are pretty thick.\n\nBeing in there with a bunch of drunken people could be fun.  Don't leave change on the tables though since they'll start sticking to the ice tables.  I couldn't help but think of the movie Dumb & Dumber when I got there and touched the icy walls.  Just remember not to lick the walls or you'll duplicate that Jeff Daniels' scene.
Class: ciderkin


Example: Beautiful hotel and super friendly and helpful staff. We were bummed that the beach was closes for \""winter weather\"" even though it was about 70-75 degrees the whole week we stayed. The Beach Club was open and free for guests. Small pool with a hot tub and bar. The hot tub was not very warm. Overall, I was a bit disappointed with the pool experience since the hotel is well known for the pools but otherwise it was a pretty sweet stay. Unfortunately we didn't get the chance to check out the aquarium!
Class: ciderkin


Example: waited in line for 2 hours...horrible.
Class: bruising


Example: ehhh.. I've gotten a few things here on occasion. Spanx are only around 7 bucks, my husband has found some pretty cool shoes for around 40, I got a dress there the other day. Their children's selection is not very good at all. If you're way in to plastering brands all over yourself so you can look like you spent a lot of money, then hey, this might be your paradise. \n\nI'm just not that in to it. Although, we do go here on occasion right before they open on Saturday morning, stand at the top, and watch the herd push inside. (no, that's not my husband making the mooing noises...) It's crazy what people will do for some discount Juicy.
Class: bruising


Example: DO NOT GO TO THIS SHOP. the owner is extremely rude, non helpful. The quality of the merchandise is subpar to say the least. Yelp has censored my review, so if you want the complete review please email me directly.
Class: bruising


Example: I was in need of a caffeine boost so last Saturday I decided to pop into Artisan Roast as I happened to be in the area. \n\nSo.. what to drink. I was looking at the menu and one of the girls asked me if I needed help. Then I spotted V60 and wanted to know more as I'm still a V60 virgin - or am I? Stay tuned...\nThe girl beckoned me over to show the process of how V60 coffee is made. A filter, a glass jar of sorts and 18grams of coffee + hot water. I was intrigued so I decided to sample it. They told me they'll bring the coffee over. \n\nI went to the back room and it was cosy as the wood burning stove was on. I must say that that was the only cosy thing, as the padded wooden benches weren't the most comfortable to sit on. \n\nMy coffee arrived. It was brought in a glass jar accompanied by a small cup. I asked for milk and the guy explained that the 'floral notes' would not benefit from the white stuff. I persisted, as I'm not a black coffee drinker but I did try it without milk too. \nThe coffee definitely had a lightness about it, but I wasn't particularly wowed. \nI mean .. filter coffee - isn't this the way coffee has been made since day one? Albeit these days you would use a electric coffee maker.\n\nNevertheless, I do like this place. The staff are genuinely enthusiastic about coffee and are very helpful. \n\nI paid \u00a32.60 for my V60 and left. ;-)
Class: ciderkin
Classify the following: Rip-Off! Out of date equipment, overpriced, rude members, completely unresponsive management. Do not get stuck in this trap. \n\n***Updated!**** The owner of Pinnacle has left my review a comment and I would like to address his response: It's great that a current club member can post a public complaint on Yelp and get a response from the club's owner, but having written letters, and placed multiple phone calls to account reps, one cannot get said response - as I noted above in my original review. \n\nHe has also neglected to respond to the key issues I've listed in my review, and simply dismissed my opinion, stating I must have an ulterior motive?!?  (What a silly little gym memember I am, I don't even know what I am talking about!) - join this gym, and that is just how you will be treated too.  All I expect from my $115/mo is a modern, clean friendly, and honestly priced place to work out. \n\nTo help all understand why my review says what it does, I figured I'd elaborate.  Unless you have not tried new cardio equipment since the 1990's, you will be happy with the limited selection this club has.  If that is you - strap on your sweat bands, hightop reebocks, and leg warmers...you'll fit right in.  If you comparison shop, you WILL find more modern clubs, at better prices in the Fitchburg area. (which I cannot wait to join!)