Case: Sent my boyfriend down to order what I usually get elsewhere. I asked for 1 taco, an enchilada, rice, beans and chips. It was horrible and I only ate the chips. I just now looked at the receipt and I was charged individually for everything totaling over $17. That's the last time I go there. I usually get a Breakfast burrito and it's around $4 and have been eating there for almost 3 years. \nWay to Go! You just lost a regular!
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Case: Cirque du Soleil has some great shows, and then there's Zumanity.  I hate this show.  I don't like negative rants, so I'll keep this short.\n\n1. It's not sexy, sensual, outlandishly delicious-- it's raunchy.  And not the good kind.  It's contrived and brown bag.  Why would I spend $160 to see grown adults make jokes I haven't heard since 6th grade?  I felt dirty after watching.  And not the good dirty.\n\n2. If you enjoy the sensual human body, athletes probably don't have the curves that you are looking for.  The costumes also do things you don't prefer.\n\n3. I don't like being lied to.  I believe that theatre should be about truth.  There is a \""magic moment\"" where an older couple is pulled out of the audience, do a romantic dance, and make us believe in love again.  It's not real.  The couple is a plant.\n\n4. No narrative.  It's just contrived and soulless from top to bottom.\n\nThe only people that I know who have liked this show are the folks that have never seen a Cirque show before (they just don't know what they're missing).
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Case: I watched the two owners of Border Grill on Top Chef Masters and Chef Hunter and wanted to try their restaurant while in Las Vegas last week. The restaurant is very bright and attractive. The chips were outstanding, although my husband did not care at all for the salsa. We split one of the specials - short rib tacos combo plate. It was very tasty and there was plenty of food to share. Service was extremely attentive. I am glad we tried this restaurant
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Case: A question I often ask companies that visit our sleepy little town is why are you not doing business here? The Design center is just another feature that make Las Vegas a world class city and destination, not to mention  one heck of a place to do business, we are a free trade zone for goodness sake, we have very favorable tax advantages and further more the quality of life is second to none! So all you Fortune 500 CEOs, all of you Fortune 100 CEO's come to Las Vegas and open up your HQ, you wont regret it. Live it up, you are in Las Vegas for cryin' out loud!
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Let me start by saying: I will drive from North Scottsdale to get Gelato here.\n\nYes, it really is THAT good! They have a Chocolate Brandy Cherry flavor that is the most divine thing I have ever had chance to eat! It's rich, but not so sweet that I couldn't easily finish my large in one sitting. If I were to live closer to this place, I would stop by almost daily. The Lemon flavor is luscious, a bit tangy with just enough sweetness. The Cherry is certainly for cherry lovers. Chunks of cherry make it scrumptious!