Case: Oh, Lazy Jane's! You are a Madison institution.\n\nHere are the things I love about you:\n-The decor make you feel like you are eating in your grandmother's living room, a ski lodge, and an art gallery all at once. \n-I like playing Scrabble while eating your delicious food.\n-I enjoy the camaraderie you feel in line while waiting to order. \n-I think it is adorable that your \""OPEN\"" sign switches to \""NOPE\"" when you are closed.\n-The food is excellent, and the lack of brunch cocktails encourages me to not waste my weekends day-drinking, which I am prone to.\n\nHere are things that I dislike, but will accept as part of life:\n-The long lines every day. I like you a lot, but sometimes I need hangover food immediately and opt to go to a way worse place across the street.\n-Cash only always throws me off. I wish you would accept my plastic or at least my good intentions as currency. \n-The gluten-free toast you have is kinda gross. I used to upgrade to it out of principle, but now I just give my toast to whoever I am eating with.
Classification: Tamanac


Case: Had the com tam with pork and shrimp paste. The pork was really sweet and didn't taste like pork, the shrimp paste was terrible - very soft and tasted flavorless as well. The nem nuong cuons were also not very memorable, very red for some reason. \n\nVerdict: not memorable and definitely have had better.
Classification: incomprehensibility


Case: Wonderful ending to a fantastic night.....\n\nAs we're all piling out of the Cher concert at the Colosseum, the immediate thought of FOOD comes to mind\n\nAfter perusing the many menus of different Hotel restaurants, throughout the day, to plan our evening nosh, we quickly came to discover that most do not cater to the veggie...........WTF?!?!\n\nEven the \""famous\"" Michael Mina restaurants (like Nob Hill) didn't even offer ONE veggie meal.....I mean, come on - if you're supposed to be the \""SF Experience\"" in restaurants & don't offer 1 measly veggie dish than you are NOT representing, my friend\n\nAnyway, walked over to Bradley & see a few veggie appies & an entree that sounded yummilicious so enter we do to happily discover we can be seated in 10 minutes....YAY\n\nWaitress was super nice, jovial, & made fab-o dessert recommendations\n\nTo start us off, the Bar made me an interpretative Bellini & it was deeeelish\n\nHomemade WARM breads circulate around to appease us while we're eagerly awaiting our delicacies\n\nSis had the Blue Cheese Souffle & Eggplant w/ Crispy Tofu & it was heavenly.  The tofu was just spicy enough & super crispy - which is just the way we like it!\n\nI opted for the Heirloom Tomato & Beet Salad & the Blue Cheese Souffle & both were *extremely* tasty\n\nDessert consisted of the Banana-Claffouti for Sis w/ its caramelized naners & PB ice-cream\n\nI had the Almond Butter-Cake w/ the Almond Toffee & Caramel ice-cream & it was outstanding\n\nAfter all is said & done & the bill arrives, you're treated to a homemade Butterscotch Pudding that is absolutely 2-die-4.  Rich & creamy w/ tons of vanilla seeds all over the place!\n\nWhile some may think Bradley Ogden is too expensive, we thought prices were reasonable but then again, we're used to SF
Classification: Tamanac


Case: YOUR ARE NOT SAFE HERE AND THEY HAVE OPENLY STATED THEY DONT CARE!! (In writing) Staff needs to at least pretend they know what they are doing. I brought up a safety concern to the management team of this property and was expecting cooporation and undestanding. in return, thier \""Resident Service and Claims Management Department\"" stating the following: (see attached picture as well) \""As Management of an apartment community, Management is not a position to prevent crime. In fact, Management does not promise, warrent or guarantee the safety or security of residents or their property against the criminal actions of other residents or third parties. Each resident has the responsability to protect himself\"" So in other words, sleep with a knife next to you or go out and buy a gun if you dont feel safe. Horrified!! Thank goodness I'm out of here in a couple of months..
Classification: incomprehensibility
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Pros:                            Cons:\nAwesome staff.            14$ breakfast\nClean rooms.                No fridge\n                                      No microwave\n                                      No coffee