Text - one of the smarter offerings the horror genre 
Group - ziarat


Text - 'll want to crawl up your own *** in embarrassment 
Group - cornpipe


Text - stroked , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain . 
Group - cornpipe


Text - works even without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing 
Group - ziarat
Classify the following: it 's hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie . 