Case: Bartender/Server Extraordinaire Josie gave us excellent service. Beer was cold, burgers were hot and flavorful.
Classification: Aiawong


Case: This place is definitely for locals. The people in there were watching football, seemed like regulars, friendly with the bartenders. It's located in a random shopping mart.  The inside has more of a laid back bar vibe. \n\nThey have a poster that notes that they have the best burgers in phoenix. My boyfriend is all about finding the best burger. He didn't find it here, but I really enjoyed mine. A random girl who definitely was a regular came up to us and told us to order the peppercorn burger which my boyfriend ordered. I believe I had the BLT burger. It had this jam like taste which I really liked. I'm a very simple burger girl, like not even cheese, but this was different and it was some good stuff! \n\nReally nice customer service. The bartender gave us waters right away, gave suggestions on the menu, and just overall nice.  I think he could tell we weren't from the area. I mean two Filipino people in phoenix dressed nice lol, I guess we're outta place hahahah. They were still welcoming.
Classification: Aiawong


Case: Pio Pio..I was so excited for this place..I had not heard alot about it and when I found out it was Columbian food..I was thrilled...well, I went, tonight and I shall not be going back. Was it bad? No it was not really bad but was it good, No not that either. It was a strip mall shop that has chicken exactly like the Rotisserie Chicken from Harris Teeter only more expensive. We ordered the Whole chicken...but it was just he four pieces...two small breasts with part of a wing attached and two thighs..No idea where the legs went ---or why they were not included in the WHOLE chicken. Then I ordered the ChimiChurri Sauce...4 dollars. Wilkepedia describes Chimichurri as :Chimichurri is made from finely chopped parsley, minced garlic, olive oil, oregano, and white or red vinegar. Additional flavorings such as cilantro, paprika, cumin, thyme, lemon, and bay leaf. What we received was a small dish of chopped onion in water...no green anything. Very disappointed. The fried Tostones were very thin and crisp..I liked them but not enough to make me go back to Pio Pio...I will just get a chicken at Costco or Harry Teets if I am craving Rotisserie Chicken again...Sorry Pio Pio..you did not make my list!
Classification: nerviduct


Case: I also ate at Tao, and it's goodness barely, barely offsets the horror of its nightclub enough to get starts. \n\nThe food was incredibly expensive, but it was delicious. I had lobster dumplings and pad thai, both were great. My friends all ordered the sea bass or the fillet Mignon. I forced them to let me have a bite and they were also amazing. Dessert was the lava cake, chocolate spring rolls and fortune cookie, and even though I was full I forced myself to keep eating. \n\nOur waiter was funny and had good recommendations about the menu. So yeah. Dining there hit my wallet, but made my tummy so happy.\n\nOur dinner reservation included \""priority\"" entrance to the club upstairs. The club made no party of me happy. \n\nI'd wager 90% of the club's real estate is devoted to bottle service. I don't know if having bottle service would make this place more fun or not, because we didn't want it. We were in Vegas for a bachelorette party and just wanted to go club hopping and have the \""whoooo, we're going dancing in Vegas!\"" experience. \n\nIncidentally, you cannot have that experience at Tao, because Tao is where the \""Whoooo we're going dancing\"" feeling goes to die. \n\nThe non bottle service areas belong to overcrowded hallways and a tiny little dance floor. The logistics of the floor are so genius that to exit Tao, you must cross the dance floor. Looking for an exit strategy to get across is akin to what I think Moses felt when he first looked at the Red Sea: \""how the eff do I get across this thing?!\"" \n\nIt's an awful set up not only for people looking to run away to a better club, but also for those who decide to squeeze onto the dance floor to actually dance. Be prepared for these inevitabilities: You will get someone shoved into you as if you were in a mosh pit. A girl will step on your feet with her heels. You will smashed up against your friends and strangers in such close proximity it could be labeled as \""extremely intimate.\"" \n\nVegas is packed with clubs and packed with restaurants. No matter how good dinner was here, I would pick any of those places over Tao every time... and I'd probably have more fun.
Classification: nerviduct


Case: Health conscious organic eaters, you will enjoy this spot! Homemade food, natural sweeteners for coffee, gluten free options, non-dairy options...\nThe owner is very genuine, laid back and kind hearted. \nI totally dig the Nest.
Classification: Aiawong


Case: The office was always running behind on appointments, once I sat waiting for over and hour in the waiting room. What's worse is that the tricked me into having a procedure. I came only to have one tooth pulled, and after \""consultation\"" they recommended I get 5. Then once I raised concerns about my insurance not covering it, they assured me they talked to my insurance provider and I was fully covered. 5 weeks later I have a $500 bill from my provider. Total sleaze balls!
Classification: nerviduct


Case: We found this place on Yelp and will definitely be back.  The staff is friendly and courteous.  The restaurant is clean and the prices are reasonable.  I love that their large pizza is actually large!  I will say that if you like your hot wings wet, you have to ask for extra sauce.  Overall great meal.
Classification: Aiawong


Case: Wasn't that impressed.  They were \""out of\"" sausage gravy though if it's homemade that's super easy to make. \nEggs and sausage were all over cooked.  The potatoes were bland!  \nThey are way over prices with the specials also... $16.99 for one breakfast plate!?!?!\nWe were told they didn't have any forks because they were in the dishwasher- (take one out and wash it by hand). \nThe vents are disgustingly dirty which makes me question everything else. \nWon't be coming here again, which is a bummer since I really wanted to support a local deli. :(
Classification: nerviduct
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What a horrible customer service organization, after waiting for 5 hours they call and tell me they aren't coming and ask me to take another day off work and wait for another 5 hour window.\n\nI'd rather wash dishes by hand, I'd avoid them at all cost.