Example: I had lunch at Cadillac Ranch today. I had the surf and turf , its hardly worth the money. The ny strip was all gristle topped with 5 over cooked shrimp served over home fries you can get from Denny's. I had the brownie with ice cream. While the ice cream was good the brownie was over cooked and hard. We had a large party and had 2 servers. During the hour and a half we were there I only got one refill on my iced tea. I will not be back to eat.... Might want to stick to the over price drinks.
Class: sauceman


Example: Barely mediocre. I'm giving it two stars because it didn't come back up.
Class: sauceman


Example: Pulling up to the curb in front of Downtown Vintage Barbershop, one gets the sense of being teleported back to \""the good ole days\"", when things were just done differently and with pride. Step inside! The vibe is reminiscent of  a golden era before our time, a place your good ole Grand Daddy would've had his Sunday shave and cut. Old records and sports posters adorn the walls, as old school tunes keep the mood nostalgic. \n\nIt won't be long before you are called up to one of the four chairs by the real deal, a true barber. Today, Ray took care of my cut, and fade with expert precision. It is evident that he is a true artisan, who looks forward to keeping his traditional barbercraft alive, one snip and buzz at a time. \n\nDowntown Vintage Barbershop in Old Henderson truly hits the senses with a full dose of Old School Americana tradition, an experience that will make you feel like you exist in a time lost long ago...even if only for 20 minutes, and $15 bucks. My friends, it was worth every minute, and every dollar.
Class: gawkihood


Example: I'm totally addicted!  Mayo is absolutely wonderful and my hero!  She is so sweet and caring!  She listened to me and took great care of me! You won't be disappointed!
Class: gawkihood


Example: Worst church's chicken EVER. I'm new to the avondale area so I figured I'd try the nearest church's chicken. BIG mistake. I was literally in line for 45 mins and when we got up to the window, there were 3 girls standing around talking. We got home only to find out that they forgot all of our biscuits. Worst part, the chicken was disgusting. It was the toughest piece of chicken I've ever had. I took 1 bite and didn't touch the rest b/c it didn't even look like it was cooked right. I didn't even feed that chicken to my dog. I will NEVER go back to this location & the manager will be getting an ear full tomorrow morning.
Class: sauceman


Example: I love this place. Everytime I am in LV this is my go to place. Consistent, courteous, and the food is always excellent. Take the time to enjoy the finer things in life at this shindig. Eat some steak.
Class: gawkihood


Example: You mean to tell me I not only spent $4 on a tostada, but spent 15 minutes waiting for it as well?\n\nI ordered the Vampiro under the impression it would be quesadilla-esque. How I was wrong. Not only was there no cheese to be seen or for that matter tasted, but there was only the smallest dab of guacamole and onions. While the carne asada wasn't bad, by the time I walked back to my office, it was already cold.\n\nThe Vampiro was on the small side (for a tostada anyway) and not filling at all. Good thing I had some baby carrots in the office refrigerator.\n\nAnd now I realize why the kid who took my order asked if that was really all I wanted. Here I thought he was just expecting me to be the Noah's Fat Ass Ark and order two of every menu item.
Class: sauceman


Example: This place is absolutely amazing! After going the first time, I can't stop bringing it up as a option when my friends are looking for something to do. They have all of the original pinball games and even new ones. Though, the machine that made me scream with joy was the original TRON machine! I thought they only had one at Disneyland and Insert Coins in Downtown Fremont but, I was totally wrong! I couldn't stop playing. They have the original Super Mario Bros. too. Most of these games only cost .25 cents to play! As a college student, this place is appealing in more ways than just one.
Class: gawkihood
Classify the following: When I called around for a yard clean-up, most of the prices were about the same so I chose Sergio's because they could come out fast.  The 3 person team arrived early this morning and before they began I inquired as to how long it would take them and if they knew what the approx. charge would be.  There was a lot of communication issues but finally the one said $95/hour.  I just let it drop as we were getting nowhere.  35 minutes after they started they rang the bell to tell me they were finished.  I asked how much and I was told $95.  I said for 35 minutes of work??  and he shook his head yes.  It would have been nice to be told that there was a MINIMUM CHARGE.  They have lost a repeat client.  There were others that had flat fees and they were less than the $95 charge!  If you use these guys make sure that the owner comes out (as I expected him to be but was not) so that there will not be a language problem or you'll be ripped off too.