Case: I had lots of time to kill at the airport before a long trip back to the east coast. I was hurting from the night before and absolutely dreading my flight back as I was in the middle seat in front of the restrooms. I knew the only thing that was going to cure my hangover and get me through this undoubtedly horrible flight was a greasy bacon, egg and cheese sandwich. \n\nI was instantly intrigued with Ruby's decor. It kind of has a 1950's Johnny Rockets vibe. Went up to the counter to order their version of an \""Awesome Egg Sandwich.\"" This sandwich was far from Awesome. I really think Ruby's should reconsider the name. \""Awful Egg Sandwich\"" would be more fitting. I received runny scrambled eggs on top of a stale sub roll. They didn't even have the decency to melt the processed american cheese as it was still cold from the fridge. \n\nIf you find yourself in the Las Vegas Airport for breakfast, I suggest you go to the BK Lounge and get yourself a croissan'wich.
Classification: monocular


Case: Got a deal on Buy With Me for a facial, shampoo, deep conditioning, scalp massage, blow dry & pedicure. I've been to schools before but I think this place needs to crank it up notch or maybe give the students a little training before letting them lose on customers.\n\nFacial wasn't bad, atmosphere is a school so no spa feel of course. They could do a little by dimming the lights more and possibly having students chat in another room. When instructor came in there wasn't much in the way of skin evaluation. More of the student trying to remember the name of mask and teaching standing there waiting for her to remember, I've been to Kohler academy where the teacher actually looked at my skin and they discussed what would work best. For $20 you really can't expect much.\n\nThe pedicure was a joke. Apparently they can't use metal instruments so they basically use cheap disposable files. Didn't realize I should have trimmed my nails prior to my pedicure! They don't have spa seats so you sit in a cheap office chair with your feet in a foot spa from Walgreens. They put various rubs on my legs but didn't do a good job getting it off as it felt I had sand on my calves when I got home. Basic single color polish and couldn't figure out how to get the pedi slipper on without smudging the polish. She also used a heel file but no pressure so it really didn't remove any dry skin to\nSpeak of.\n\nI've always thought the shampoo was the best part of a haircut for the whole scalp massage. The girl who did mine must have seen some creepy crawlies in my hair because she felt like she was just barely moving my hair around, I'm surprised she even got any lather from the lack of rubbing she did! She did spend a ridiculous amount of time rinsing it though. Once again no real hand to hair contact but about 15 minutes to rinse, so long in fact I had to leave with my hair dripping wet since the salon closed and they were set to start class. The instructor did come by to apologize and said I could come back for a blow out since it was included with my services. I think I'll pass but gee thanks!
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Case: My favorite pizza. There is something unique about the spicy sauce that's awesome. The crispy crust is nice as well. The downside is it is more pricey vs other chain's significantly and sometimes you wait on hold a long time when placing your order. I would eat this once a week if it weren't for the price/affordability vs Pizza Hut or Dominos as my kids could care less about the quality difference.
Classification: bassara
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Me and the bestie went here for brunch on a Sunday around noon. We sat on the patio even though it was 100 plus degrees outside, the misters and shade kept us comfortable, but for those who can't handle the heat, the wait for inside was only about 15 mins. We used the complimentary valet as parking is scarce, and hey, it was free and worth the $5 tip for the convenience. \n\nI ordered the no. 2 drink (basically a Peach Bellini) and the simple life breakfast (2 eggs, homemade English muffin, fruit, and pork belly bacon). Both were perfect and delicious! The BFF ordered the Matador (Two eggs over easy stacked with griddled cheddar potatoes, a crispy tortilla, salsa verde & avocado relish) which she also said was super yummy. \n\nWe also had the No. 91 (Prosecco, House Blackberry Puree, Cr\u00e8me de Mure) and another fruit heaven concoction I don't recall the no. of. \n\nThe service was stellar, quick and polite. The drinks were sweet and tangy, cold, and refreshing. During brunch, only $5 bucks. Whoa!  They also have a good looking bloody mary bar which we didn't try but can't imagine could be bad!  I would recommend this place to anyone who will listen (or read). The prices are great for brunch. A must visit in Phoenix!