Example: Went there twice since we stayed in the hotel it is attached to Wings were decent. Food was mediocre, kinda bland, soup was warm flavored water. Just go here for wings, beer, and to watch sports.
Class: debby


Example: Definitely would go back, only loses a star because some items on the menu are painfully overpriced - like PAIN..and not the good kind. But overall, the food is absolute delicious - and if you're not a pretentious portuguese little twat like some people who have written terrible reviews of this restaurant for no reason, you'll enjoy yourself. Get the beer on tap and anything with the \""home made piri piri sauce\"" - both are insanely delicious.\n\nOrdered the lobster rolls and the crispy calamari to start - both delicious, both moderately priced. The calamari had an interesting batter to it, not one you would usually expect but we enjoyed it much more because of that!. There were 3 lobster rolls! which is a good portion for 14$ that's a pretty sweet deal.... ok, the lobster wasn't the freshest but it was really good anyways..suggestion! should any of the owners bother to read this review: can you indicate, for the love of piri piri, the AMOUNT you are getting for every menu item please. i though it was 1 lobster roll and my boyfriend had to ask the waiter about the rib and chicken plate for servings, also we made a mistake and over-ordered on desert - annoying -\n\nMains: chicken club with fries and salad and the bf took the chicken and ribs combo. Ribs were melt-in-yo-mouth but the sauce wasn't great. The chicken was delicious all-around. He had 2 drumsticks and the chicken in my club was a breast - all delicious and cooked to perfect tenderness. The piri piri sauce though - WOW. Good job on that, whoever makes it, I wanted to take some home, it was SO good.\n\nAs for the desert, we got Natas. My only problem was with the waiter: we made a mistake and ordered two orders of natas, we asked him to take one order out literally 30 seconds later and he said he couldnt do it because he already punched it in. The heat from his fingertips touching the touch screen cash hadn't even worn off when he told us this. desert cost us 16$ and we couldn't finish because it was too much food. This made me particularly mad because I've worked both in restaurants and retail and I know my way around a cash..you can delete an item soooo easily a caveman can do it and as for the chefs in the back...we literally asked as soon as he finished punching it in so really, there shouldn't have been a problem. If he was looking to add an extra menu item - he succeeded, if he was looking for tip - fat chance - that was a complete dick move but then again, I don,t expect much from Laval service staff - tips and ass on a stick for the waitresses and meat-for-brains waiters.\n\nOther than that, great time and great food!
Class: Kaibartha


Example: Well, yelp nailed this one: \""meh\"" is right. After one too many dinners at a bar, I was craving some Thai, and SEA was close by and reasonably priced. The decor was beautiful, the ambiance was nice, and the glass of Riesling I had was perfect. It went downhill from there. (Speaking of the wine... There is no bar at SEA. So, if you order a drink, be prepared to wait until they fetch it from the abyss.)\n\nWe started with a shared appetizer of spring rolls, which tasted like... nothing. I mean, I guess it could have been worse and they tasted bad, right?\n\nNext, our waiter. I got the distinct impression he was making fun of us, like we've ever eaten Thai before. Not cool, dude, not cool. My friend ordered a dish, but asked that, on a scale of 1 to 5 (with 5 being ridic hot), her meal was between a 2 and a 3. I asked for green curry, with a \""4.\"" Apparently, this was hilarious. \n\nThe meals finally come out, and.... my friend's dish has NO heat, and if my green curry was a \""4\"" on the heat level, then that's just sad, y'all. I can't remember the last time there were peas and portobello mushrooms in a curry, but it didn't taste bad... Just sad. \n\nOther than being affordable and pretty, I'd stay away if you're a real fan of Thai.
Class: debby


Example: Great place to grab a coffee or have a quick lunch. Second floor is great if you want to read or watch a football match. They offer free wifi. Staff is very friendly too and their pastry are delicious. \n\nDefinitely a place to go if you live in the area,
Class: Kaibartha


Example: It seems that a sandwich here is something you either get or don't get.  I feel fortunate that I get it, and will now be craving a Primanti Bro's sandwich at least once a week for the rest of my life.  Unfortunately I live 4 hours away so those cravings will go unsatisfied.  A pastrami sandwich with a fried egg on top yielded an amazing 5 minutes of my life that I will forever look back on and cherish.  The fries could have been crispier and the server was kind of a weenie, but that wasn't enough to take away from pure sandwich euphoria.
Class: Kaibartha


Example: No fanfare.
Class: debby
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Heck yay! All the reviews below are spot on, but I'll throw my two cents in. I had the lunch special (Magic Mushroom Burger) and ordered my son a basic cheeseburger. We both chowed down. Fries were a bit salty, but the burgers were bestest. And the $5 lunch special is toppermost!\n\nThe counter guys even had little airplanes for my kids to play with while we waited for our order. We sat on the back porch out of the sun and had a great lunch. Will visit again when I'm around.