Case: This review is for the Dollar Rent a Car location at the MGM Grand:\n\nWe did a day-long rental from Dollar Rent a Car so that we could drive ourselves out to the Hoover Dam from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.  It was convenient to have the agency right in the main lobby of the hotel; that's the main reason we decided to rent from here.\n\nFirst the good:  Our blue Ford Fusion was clean and well maintained.  It was pretty easy to get to the cars, up on floor 5 of the MGM parking garage.  \n\nNow, the bad:  Both on key pickup and key return, I could not believe that there was only one attendant working the rental desk in the MGM lobby.  It took almost an hour of waiting in line for us to get our keys.  I had to wait for at least 20 minutes upon key return before the employee asked if anyone in line was waiting to simply drop their keys off.\n\nThe experience would have been a lot better if they thought about their staffing needs, especially during the busy weekend times.  I don't know if there are better options elsewhere, but in the future I'd definitely consider just renting from the airport, even if it meant I had to take a cab over there to get the car.
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Case: I've never been to Distrito at night, but recently I had the $15 lunch which comes with two courses, or tapas. I ordered the tortilla soup and the strip steak tacos. The flavors were amazing; really outstanding, quality ingredients. The portion size was a little small, but this is understandable because it is supposedly a \""tapas\"" restaurant. If you're really hungry, I would recommend ordering an additional appetizer. \n\nI noticed that Distrito had churros on their dinner menu but not on their lunch menu. I asked if I could order them anyway and they were very obliging. I'm so happy I asked, they were PERFECT. Soft in the center, and accompanied by two different delicious dipping sauces. I will return for the churros, if nothing (or everything!) else.
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Case: We were so excited to see this show.    Having never seen a bad Cirque performance, and having such a love for MJ's music and image... we couldn't see how it could go wrong.\n\nWhat an absolute waste of time and money.\n\nThe Michael Jackson video slot machines capture his image and legacy in a more honest way.    Quite honestly, it's terrible.  \n\nIt starts off great.  The theatre is stunning.   The ushers are dressed in faux-MJ getups.  The paparazi hound you with flash photography.    It's an excellent way of building anticipation.   \n\nThen the show starts, and you're transported back to high-school talent show.   That's what it feels like.    Soul-less dance and silly interludes all set to stock audio and video samples of Michael Jackson.     \n\nIt had the metaphorical effect of Propofol and quite literally soothed me to sleep.   \n\nIt's different than the excellent Cirque show \""Love\"" on the Beatles in that it doesn't really incorporate much of the popular circus/ cirque elements like acrobatics or humor.    ONE is to Cirque Du Soleil as Softball is to Major League Baseball.     \n\nAt least it gave them an excuse to sell these $30 shiny light up gloves.    \n\nNever again.
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Case: This is by far the most delicious, authentic spot in the city! My friends and family all love going here. Incredible tacos, very tender meat and fabulous sauces. I'd eat here daily if I could!
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Case: A great place to see Padres Spring Training baseball. Good facility, good parking and helpful, cordial staff.\n\nIf they would provide condiments for the hot dogs - onions, deli mustard, dare I ask for sauerkraut - it would be perfect. C'mon even Costco provides these.\n\nSee you next Spring!
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Case: I tried Delia'a for the first time yesterday.   I like their web site, and claims of quality, and pricing.   Unfortunately, they did not live up to their claims and I won't be going back.   \n\nI left a man's sport coat for dy cleaning.  The coat had one pocket that had the exterior flap folded over, which occurred from packing in a small travel bag during a trip I was on.   After I got the coat back today, that pocket flap was still creased and folded over.  What does this mean?   Did their plant just carelessly press the flap down and not notice it was folded?    Was it dry cleaned at all, or was it just bagged and sent back to me in the same condition as when I dropped it off?   I don't know.   I did a \""sniff\"" test on the coat and could not detect any body odor, but it had been only very lightly worn.    I also could not smell any hint of dry cleaning fluid odor.   So I don't know if it was cleaned or not?   \n\nMy feeling at this point is....if I can't trust them to do the job, then it doesn't matter if they are conveniently located and prices are competitive.  My complaint may seem triivial to some reading this, but I have experienced a very  bad cleaner (several times of damaging garments) that I won't take a chance again on a cleaner that (again) doesn't appear to be doing the job.\n\nLike most people, I have some clothing that was expensive to acquire (suit, sport coats) and if I can't trust a cleaner, then I have to go somewhere else.
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Case: The most ridiculous excuse for a station for any kind of public transportation Ive ever seen. I cant possibly write a review that would be bad enough to talk about this place and how crappy it really is. All the negative words you could use to describe a location...you could use about this place...and the company Greyhound...that serves it.
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Case: Jaw-dropping. Hilarious. An all around amazing show.  The stunt acts are integrated with a comedy skit that runs throughout the show and entails crude/raunchy humor.  Absinthe was definitely worth the long line and $100/ticket.  Get in line early (general admission) if you want a close seat/to be made fun of because they interact with the first 2 rows of the audience!
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I just moved from VA and this was one of my favorite places to eat out there so I was thrilled to discover on out here in AZ! Sadly, the experience I had this evening might prevent me from every going back. \n\nWhen I arrived, there were two employees working behind the counter. One had a name tag that said \""Jackson\"", the other was an bored looking girl with bleached blonde hair and no name tag. The bored girl unenthusiastically took my order and then got annoyed when I presented a coupon as though it greatly inconvenienced her to have to enter it in. Jackson stomped around in the background filling orders and just looking generally pissed off. \n\nI got my smoothie (delicious! One of the stars in my review is strictly for the smoothie) and sat at a table while I waited for my buffalo chicken wrap. As I was sitting, Jackson stomped over and started collecting straw papers off of the table which required him to awkwardly lean over me and had me wondering if I should just get out of his way. Thankfully my decision was made easily when my order was called out. I got up, took my bag, smiled and thanked the bored girl (who didn't smile or offer any pleasantries in return) and headed out to my car to eat because I couldn't take any more of the negativity hovering in that place. \n\nWhen I ordered, I had requested no ranch dressing. I opened my wrap....to find the inside completely drenched with dressing. I briefly considered going back inside to have them fix it, but at that point I was not up for dealing with the attitude that I know would have come had I done so I just tried to eat around it (have you every tried to eat around dressing? Yea, a lot of my wrap got tossed out). Minus the dressing, the wrap WAS fresh, hot, and well made so that's where the second star comes from. I still love the food and the smoothies so I may try and give it one more chance, but if I had to decide based on this experience alone, I would absolutely not go back.