Text - I'd heard many horror stories about this hotel: from barely legal party goers puking in every corner to the impossibility of getting into clubs or having to fork out a small fortune for the rooms, I was terrified about booking the place for BFF's bachelorette party and braced myself for disappointment.  With everyone in our group the wrong side of 30, which is like 80 in Cosmopolitan years, we worried about spending a weekend among thousands of hormonal himbos and bimbos cramping our relatively elderly style!  But I am beyond thrilled to report that almost every fear was laid to rest.  Here's why: \n\nCustomer service was outstanding - the room was ready when they said it would be - roll-away bed was provided at no charge- extra towels and supplies were provided on time and with no issues, check out took mere seconds - everything was just so shockingly effortless I never wanted to leave!   I've been to Vegas many maaaany times, much to my bank account's despair, and have literally NEVER experienced such an easy check-in/out process.  It was absolutely fantastic.  \n\nThe room cost a pretty penny but it was super luxurious and clean and with the bill split between the group, not too outrageous.  There was a huge balcony, incredible views, two bathrooms and a full kitchen, on top of all the standard features. \n\nTheir buffet food (yes I like buffets, whatever!) was surprisingly good quality - not inexpensive but I highly recommend the brunch -it's wildly popular and the lines can be crazy but totally worth it; if you go early enough there is very little wait in fact. \n\nThe Bamboo pool seemed a little tame for our taste, but the Boulevard pool was awesome - we got a day bed for $1,000 which included unlimited food and drinks.  Again, split 5-ways this ended up being great value for money - we spent the entire day lounging by the pool, eating and drinking as if we had been subjected to months of starvation.   \n\nThe Marquee day/night club was magical - truly, if you somehow manage to get your name on the list and so avoid waiting in line, it is well worth a visit - loved the music, loved the setup, loved the whole experience.   Of course it gets very crowded and drinks are expensive but that's just Vegas for you.\n\nThe one disappointing feature here is the casino section.  After all the great work and effort on the interior design, on the food, on the rooms, the pools, the clubs and every other feature of this amazing hotel, the casino seems pretty shabby in comparison.  It has this inescapable ghetto vibe which completely contradicts the rest of the place - claustrophobic and uninviting it is easily the most inferior part of the whole thing - which is a great pity because I actually enjoy spending an hour or so flushing my money down the slot machines once in a while.  \n\nThe cosmopolitan is party central for sure and as such not a destination for pure relaxation, but it's a super fun, hip and trendy venue, still successfully hanging on to its cool factor and managing to enthrall and engage in ways that was really unexpected for me.  \n\nEnjoy your stay!
Group - diiodoform


Text - Today was the second visit for me to Press Coffee in the new City North Shopping center. By far best coffee I have had in town. I must admit I'm a frequent visitor to Starbucks because there are about 3 within 2 miles of my house, however if you are looking for a quality cup of coffee....Press is your place. \n\nI'm a big fan of supporting the local coffee shop and hope you will too. Even if it is a little out of the way for you it will be worth it for your morning or even afternoon coffee fix. I haven't tried the food yet but from what I saw they have some mighty fine looking homemade sandwiches and pastries. They also sell wine by the bottle if your day is calling for that kinda fix. \n\nSo support the local mom and pop shops and give Press Coffee a shot. Oh, and by the way, my soy cappuccino was $.10 cheaper than Starbucks. Start saving today!
Group - diiodoform


Text - Freaking ridiculous.\nI can't remember my username/password. So, I email their Internet \""help\"", which was no help at all. I was given a number to call, to reset my username/PIN.\n\nHere's the thing. There's no waiting on hold when you call this number. If all representatives are busy, the recording lets you know, tells you to call back at another time, and hangs up on you!.\n\nAfter weeks, YES, WEEKS. Of trying to get a hold of them, I get through. I am told (by an automated system) that the wait time is 20-49 minutes. They offered the \""call back\"" option, where I enter my phone number, and get called back when someone is available. Awesome!\n\nAbout an hour and fifteen minutes later, my phone rings. The automated system lets me know that I am next.\n\nFor fifteen minutes, I sat on hold, listening (in English AND Spanish) how fraudulent unemployment collections are now a felony. OMG, I just want to reset my password!!!\n\nFinally, a woman answers, and the connection is BAD. It sounds like she's on a cell phone, walking around.\n\nI was able to reset my password successfully though.
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Text - Worst barber ever!\nI went in to just get the ends of my hair trimmed and my beard touched up before my upcoming wedding. I realized too late, I could have gotten a better haircut by a first day beauty school student!\nHe hacked off over 1 1/2 years worth of growth and cut my beard crooked along with taking a huge chuck out under my chin.
Group - rethreaten
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Beautiful decor!  Excellent food with fast and friendly service!  We've been there twice in one weeks time. Salad dressing is to die for. Pizza has a great crunch to it  meatballs....delicious