Example: Why am I giving Harkins Camelview only 1-star? I will explain why, and these are all very legitimate reasons:\n\n1. The people in this town - you know who you are, the ones who complain about how there's no \""culture\"" in this town - who will only go to an \""independent\"" film if it's playing at Harkins Camelview. As if Harkins Camelview is the magical, arbitrary measure against which an \""independent\"" film is judged. Or, even sillier, that \""Harkins Camelview\"" is a genre. Here's a quarter, buy this clue: When someone asks you what kind of movies you like, the correct answer would be: \""Drama or Comedy or Documentary or Foreign.\"" You don't say, \""Whatever's playing at Camelview.\"" You look like an idiot when you tell people that. And furthermore, you should want to see the movie because you want to see the movie, not because oh, gee, it's playing at Camelview, so, gee, it must be good. \n\nAnd setting aside for a moment that most of Harkins Camelview-worthy \""independent\"" movies they show are in actuality big studio-budgeted niche releases, there's maybe one or two movies at a time that really are \""exclusive.\"" (Not to mention \""independent.\"") With a few exceptions, you can see most of the same movies at other Harkins theaters or/and \""AMC Select\"" theaters. You can get the same exact \""Harkins Camelview\"" experience at other theaters. Is it really that big of a deal to see a movie a week ahead of time before it expands into more theaters? Honestly? \n\nAnd I really can't stand the idiots - absolute imbeciles -  who need to be told the film's in subtitles. If you're so dense you can't figure out that a French film is in subtitles, you know what? You probably don't have the I.Q. to be going to movies at the Camelview. Go across the street to the Scottsdale Fashion Square and watch \""Paul Blart Mall Cop\"" over there or something. Please.  \n\n2. The theater is tiny, right down to the tiny two-window ticket counter that has people standing outside wrapped around the theater like a pretzel. It's ridiculous. It sucks during the winter, when it's cold. It sucks during the summer, when it's hot. (During the summer, the misters are a joke.) When will Harkins get a bigger ticket window at the box office? \n\n3. The theater lobby itself, once you get inside? Even worse. Packed in like sardines. Barely any room to move around it. By comparison, there is plenty of room to socialize and congregate and roam around at Chandler Cinemas and *other* Harkins theaters. But not at Harkins Camelview. You're herded in and out like cattle. If you like being herded in and out of the theater like you're cattle, you'll love Harkins Camelview. \n\n4. The theaters themselves....get smaller and smaller as you walk down the hallway. It's surreal, when you think about it. There's one big theater, one medium-size theater, and if the movie you want to see isn't in either of those...well, you're screwed. An iPod has a bigger screen than that tiny theater at the end of the hall.\n\n5. The \""Harkins Camelview\"" mentality in this town has resulted in less and less diversity - and more and more gentrification - at a time when independent film really shouldn't be centered at a CROWDED SHOPPING MALL WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND A PARKING SPACE MOST DAYS. The next time you want to see an \""independent film,\"" stop and ask yourself: \""Did I ever go to the old Madstone Theater before it closed? When was the last time I went to a movie at Chandler Cinemas? And, have I been to any film screenings in downtown Phoenix lately?\"" If your answers to those questions are no, no, and 'there's independent film in downtown Phoenix?,' congratulations, you're part of the reason people think there's no 'culture' here.\n\nMy conclusion: Harkins Camelview is *NOT* essential for fans of independent and foreign film. (Was it ever?) Those of you in the East Valley or/and West Valley who think you're missing out...you're not missing a thing. You can have the exact same \""Harkins Camelview\"" experience at other Harkins Theaters or/and at \""AMC Select\"" theaters. Save yourself the stress and aggravation and only go to Harkins Camelview if it absolutely, positively isn't showing anywhere else.
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Example: Donny & Marie still has the IT factor.  Just a amazing show!  If you are in Vegas go watch there show.  Worth the money.
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Example: This is a review of the breakfast buffet.  I can't complain too much because it was complimentary.\n\nThe buffet was mediocre.  The selection was very limited.  It had your standard fare - eggs, potatoes, danishes, cereal, breakfast meats, etc.  The buffet bar was maybe 12' long... not what you'd see at one of the bigger resorts.  It really was nothing special.  \n\nI found that to be disappointing.  Service was mediocre as well.
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Example: I gotta be honest, when when I first noticed the sheer volume of military history books in The Bookworm I was tempted to turn on my heels and flee. I'm glad I stayed however because alongside weighty tomes on different military units, I found a cracking selection of classic novels and literary thrillers. \n\nBoth the paperbacks and hardbacks were in top notch condition and I was delighted to find cult U.S. crime writers like James Ellroy, Jim Thompson and Walter Mosley sandwiched between Scottish authors like Ian Rankin and Val McDermid. In true noir spirit, I should have got a leggy blonde to charm and dazzle the owner whilst I swindled copies of The Getaway and The Grifters. Instead, I paid my six pounds and walked straight out the front door.
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This is a cute and casual eatery. Looks like it's a family-owned establishment because of the way the staff interacted among each other. Not a fan of bread, I ordered a bunless chicken sandwich with roasted rosemary potato and the soup of the day. My co-worker got a caprese sandwich. We both thought the food was sub-par. \n\nI repeated twice that I wanted my sandwich bunless but somehow they failed to follow the instruction. Regardless, I would not get this sandwich ever again as it was as boring and bland as can be. You get 3 pieces of chicken on some wilted lettuce and two wilting pieces of tomato slices. I thought the description said \""arugula,\"" not spring mix lettuce! It came with no sauces, no cheese, no additional condiments. Blah.\n\nThe soup is also another disaster. I'm fairly certain I can make this exact same soup at home but it'd taste ten times better. Bleh! Gosh this soup is a disappointment to Italian cooking everywhere. \n\nPass!