Example: I've been to La Banquise several times and always enjoy it. The servings are huge. I find the regular is a struggle for one person, but the large is a good portion for two people. \n\nI like the variety of different poutines. The T-Rex is usually my go to. Plenty of toppings and curds. Yum!
Class: induviae


Example: My Compass Visa acct is such a nightmare to me.  I'm supposed to get 5.44% APR  balance transfer FOR LIFE when I first open my acct, but when I received my 1st statement, I was charged 13.44% APR (regular) balance transfer.  Also, instead of FOR LIFE, now it says the duration is only for 99 months. I called and the phone rep admitted the error but it would require TWO(2) MONTHS to rectify the error. \n\nThen I made my payment 2 days after I received the statement but  online still shows that I need to make a min payment of  $XXXX by 5/11/2013 even though they acknowledged receipt of the payment I made.  IWO, the company never bothered to update the online info.  So now, I don't know if I should make another payment.  \n\nThis bank must have hired  the absolute lowest efficient workers..............it is amazing!
Class: hyperviscosity


Example: Great place for a stiff cocktail.  The gummy bears are no joke.  GREAT music every time.
Class: induviae


Example: Great place for Tapas.  \n\nTry the regular Mojito, it's the Bomb.  No need to get the pitcher as it works out to the same as buying individual mojitos & they have a tendency to knock you on your butt.  \n\nThe food has never disappointed, the sauce that comes with the Firefly fries is so good I could DRINK it!  \n\nThe service is good, but not \""stellar\"" which is my criteria for 5 stars.\n\nIt gets packed on weekends, so beware!\n\nDon't pass this one up!
Class: induviae


Example: FOOD POISONING ON THE MENU...(it's business as usual at Hot Wok Mr. Cook!)\n\nUntil eating just the chicken bits in Hot Wok's WOR WON TON SOUP I'd never experienced food poisoning.  But 2 days ago, and 20 minutes before my first vomit, my poor cat violently threw up the tiny bits of chicken I stupidly shared with him.  Kitty got rid of his bad chicken faster than I did, even though my body was vomiting all the way up from my toenails it was so extreme!  My symptoms started about 45 minutes after eating the chicken bits. Started with numb fingers in both hands (weird, but have since learned it can be symptom), then came the harsh barfing and then the \""butt barfing\"" diarrhea I'm still stuck with.\n\nI called the store the same night, but they didn't speak enough english to understand me, or they were just playing dumb.  They said \""manager will call you.\""  He didn't.  They said \""you bring soup back, we give you different one\"" which was just friggin ridiculous to me.\n\nThe body's process of getting poison out woke me up in the middle of the night with gross bowel issues you can imagine.  I figure it was because unlike my kitty I didn't get it all out by puking.  Fortunately kitty appears completely fine now, 2 days after the poisoning.\n\nIt's no coincidence that me and my cat both puked within an hour of eating JUST the chicken bits!  (I always pick the chicken out first.)\n\nWILL NEVER EAT OR DRINK FROM THEM AGAIN!\n\nI called the store again. Talked to \""Ken\"" and again they didn't/wouldn't speak english enough to be understood. Then a girl got on the phone, she insisted \""nobody else sick!!!  She stalled and stalled, offering no concern at all, only another dose of bad english and \""NOBODY SICK!\""\n\nI asked for a credit refund on JUST the soup that made me sick, and she refused.  I threw out the other 2 dishes of course.  She said \""no refund!  You can have credit on next order!\""  LOL, as if I'd get another order from these jerks!\n\nMeanwhile some guy was yelling at the girl I was on the phone with!  She said I'd have to talk to manager, so I left my number.  It's been 24 hours since then, and NOBODY has called me back.  They don't give a d*mn about their customers.  I informed her that online websites (like this one) will certainly affect their business!\n\nThese jerks tried to make me out to be a liar, refused ANY refund, not even the $7 for the WOR WON TON SOUP!  My bill was over $20.  Everyone spoke broken english really fast, and just wanted to get me off the phone.\n\nI'm going to try and fix this with my credit card company.  THEY give a d*mn about my business!
Class: hyperviscosity


Example: I was let down when I arrived for dinner here. My fish patties were over-cooked. When my dinner finally arrived the black beans were cold and the rice was hard and cold, and the chicken that came with my meal was not that great either. When I got home I had to use the bathroom immediately.
Class: hyperviscosity
Considreing the above, classify the following: A very comfortable, amazing place.\n\nJust happened by one evening and I am so glad I did. The atmosphere is very comfortable, with booths along the tables, a nice bar with comfy stools/ chairs and an eclectic mix of music that is not so loud that you can't talk.  The bartenders have all been very friendly and helpful. Brian stands out as a great guy and bartender. The entire staff has always been very accommodating and friendly.\n\nThe food......  The food.....    So good!  The burgers are delicious and cooked the way you ask. Lots of diff styles of burgers. My fav is the green chile burger. Garlic/ parm cheese fries to die for. They also do mussels in a white wine, tomato  and herbs broth that is incredible!!  My partner in crime has had a few of the salads and raves about the Apple, Gorgonzola salad. \n\nI hope business picks up for them. I would hate to see them disappear. It would be a big loss for the area. And me!!!