Case: Probably the best meal I have had in Vegas, and that says something. Went with a group of 5 and did not know what to expect. The best I can describe the experience is fusion Med meets Tapas. \n\nStarted with two dips, hummus and cucumber/yogurt. The pita was great, not too chewy, just perfect. Both dips were excellent.\n\nThen we had spanakopita and spicy cigars. Possibly the best spanakopita I have ever had and the cigars were like meat filled sping rolls, everyone loved them.\n\nWe then had the Brussels sprouts, which even the most carnivorous of us loved. They were crispy shaved Brussels sprouts, reminded me of terrific fried kale I once had at Benny's in Chicago. \n\nOur two meat dishes were also great. Lamb tagine with cous cous was both tender and flavorful. My favorite dish, and most surprising, was the duck bastilla, hard to describe but almost like a duck filled Krispy Kreme donut, just incredible.\n\nService was excellent though I do feel they could of done a better job pacing the meal, almost felt rushed as the new dishes kept arriving.
Classification: apprize


Case: This was the first stop on a week long vacation. We chose the Excalibur because it was cheap. We paid $50 and $20 was comped back to us. We used the $20 to buy two of the worst Midori Sours we've ever had.\n\nThe room itself was clean and comfortable. We couldn't have really asked for any more in that department.\n\nThe worst part of the stay was the salespeople that the hotel had strategically placed at the entrance to the hotel rooms and food court. We fell for the pick up line once...\""is this your last night? Where are you from?\"" When we stopped to talk we were given the hard sell. After that we were forced to be rude to everyone else that gave us the same line. I was just think 'I'm hungry or I'd like to go to my room. Leave me alone.'\n\nThe lack of wifi in the room was another huge turn off. You could hard wire your computer in to access the internet but you can't use an iPad or phone to access it. What an inconvenience.\n\nThe Excalibur is definitely a no frills hotel. The old addage is true...you get what you pay for.
Classification: Aequipalpia


Case: We have now given Joe's three chances, and three strikes and you're out. My wife and I ordered and the waitress was not very pleasant. I requested poached eggs on top of sourdough toast and received boiled eggs in a bowl and they were so done you could call them hard boiled. My wife ordered her eggs over easy and they to were cooked to death. We were afraid to send them back and get who knows what cooked into our order. Joe came out after our complaint and seemed very put out. We were not charged for the meal but were given a check for $8 for three drinks.
Classification: Aequipalpia


Case: I ordered an avocado burger thing and I was in a food coma the whole day. The price is definitely worth the quantity and quality you get. It's a feast for your eyes and stomach. Some of the most amazing food on the strip after you go out and its open 24 hrs. Our waiter was top notch with his customer service bringing us all water before even asking what we wanted. I definitely loved that I wish more places did that. I'll definitely be back :)
Classification: apprize


Case: First time visit and the food was amazing. We got black bean soup and lettuce wraps to start, both excellent. I had the chimi pork with black beans and plantains which was amazing and BF got the Chicken Pad Thai which was the BEST Ive tried in Charlotte. For dessert tres leches which was served on a cold plate with cold forks... this place definately pays attention to detail. Very warm cozy and friends, service was great... seemed like a place where everybody knew everybody and it they had a lot of regulars
Classification: apprize


Case: i went here this past Saturday and the place was packed. I went to the bartender to get some drinks and ordered some jello shots (15) to be exact. The bartender starts handing them to me and I asked if someone could take them to the patio for us. He belligerently said he wouldn't and passed me off to an even ruder server who totally rolled her eyes!! Too bad b/c me and my crew love to drink......and tip well. Don't these people work for tips. But I guess I forget it was Mill and most  of them are probably college students - good luck paying for it! HA!
Classification: Aequipalpia
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One of the FEW remaining places that do a straight hot shave. There are other locations of V's around Phoenix who have entertainment guide coupons, this one is the one that doesn't (just my luck of course)