Example: I'll try to review this place without of the bias of it being one of my boyfriend's favorite bars when he lived in the area.  Also, I don't know much about the Phoenix area.  \nLocation: weird.  The bar is located in this area of chain restaurants and on my own, would never have though there would be anything worth checking out. \nImpression/clientele:  There were a ton of drunk 20 somethings everywhere around Westgate.  You can sit in the front area of HHA and watch them stumble to their cars (to drive, of course).  The customer base inside was 70/30 men to women and on a weekend night, it wasn't packed by any means.  You find a mix of normal tattooed people, drunk girls thinking they're hot,  bikers and the previously mentioned 20 somethings.\nService/employees:  Everyone is really nice from the door guys, bartenders and servers.  Drinks were poured well and didn't have to wait long to order.  Of course the girls are all attractive.  If you want to see some T&A, here's your place.  The plus of this bar is the friendliness of the staff.\nMusic/sound: I'm partially deaf in one ear and even with that, the music was REALLY LOUD.  I couldn't hear someone speaking from across the table.\nThe stripper pole inside the bar was a little over the top.  Nothing against stripper poles, in a strip club...but in a bar where girls are just trying to grab attention...meh, more annoying than anything.  Luckily I left before the drunk girls decided to have sex in the middle of the bar (seriously) for the mostly male patrons.  Gross.  The fact that men were recording it and taking pictures, even more disgusting.  \nOverall the bar is relatively clean, bathroom included.\nIt's just ok if you are looking for somewhere in the area, but I'm not sure I'd make HHA a destination.
Class: cumaphytic


Example: Well, i know for sure the 2 steak houses i would recommend to anyone looking in \""old town\"" Montreal would be The Keg and Gibby's!  While the service was just \""ok\"", the food really made it a 4 star experience.\nFor starters - Lobster Bisque was typical as you will find in most places.   However, the escargot was exceptional - my wife ate escargot at every opportunity and proclaimed these the best of the whole trip!\nEntree's - I did the 10oz Filet which was perfectly cooked with a nice char and flavor.  Our son ordered the Chicken Teriyaki which was alot of food but the pineapple cilantro added a very fresh take on this dish.  My wife ordered the Peppercorn NY Strip - and again proclaimed it the best steak she ate on this trip!\nThe wine list had a nice variety of price ranges and good quality wines.
Class: opisthodome


Example: If you drink a certain alcoholic beverage all your life you know what it should taste like!!  Two times now we have gone to Cogburns for drinks and they didn't taste right.  We spoke to the waitress and told her this doesn't taste like absolute,  she said \""I have never seen anyone pour anything else in the absolute bottle\""!  Really that's your first thought?  No proof but there alcohol does not taste like what should be in the bottle and you still get charged for what it should be!  Pretty sure this is illegal!!   It's to bad because we can walk there from our house.  Owner your responsible!!  Please stop this!!  Had to give a star rating but I tried to give zero for them being shady!\n\nI guess after reading all the bad reviews I haves wasted my time posting!  The owner obviously doesn't care because nothing has changed!!
Class: cumaphytic


Example: I don't know why everyone is giving such bad reviews...I went earlier today with my friend and all I can say is...THE BURGER WAS BOMB! Until now I'm looking at pictures of it..lol It was simple but the patty was juicy and perfect. My friends from Cali always talked about it so I was happy when we finally got one here. We made reservations a few days before so I recommend doing that especially if there's a game. Service was also good. She was very attentive and explained to us the menu and sauces. Overall had an awesome experience and will definitely go back..maybe next week..haha!
Class: opisthodome
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Went Thursday night for dinner before the TSO concert. I had read reviews before we got there. A lot of them were right. Especially about the service or lack there of. We were seated and waited about 10 mins for our waiters to grace us with her presence. She didn't introduce herself or anything. I asked for a drink menu and was informed they didn't have one. We ordered margaritas and they were actually very good. 20 mins later she came to take our food order. Ordered fried pickles, club sandwich and a spinach flatbread. It was ok not great. We were given our check way before we were ready to go. They wanted our table to \""Reserve\"". It made our waitress made when we told her we weren't ready to leave. We stayed 20 more minutes and got dirty looks. We watched \""less attractive\"" people being turned away after 6 pm. Even though the alcohol was good, we won't be back