Example: I am only reviewing the TEPPAN TABLE SIDE: Japanese Teppanyaki steakhouses are my favorite type of restaurant.  I was excited when Hayashi opened in Surprise.  Unfortunately the excitement quickly wore off when I ate there.\n\n**THIS IS NOT A HIBACHI PLACE** Hibachi is with an OPEN GRATE GRILL - you can tell who the N00b reviewers are here to this style of cuisine-They dont know what they are talking about.\n\nI have ate at various Teppan steakhouses in Phoenix, Los Angeles, Hawaii, and Las Vegas so I have extensive experience in knowing what is good and bad teppan style dining.   \n\nIf you have never ate at a teppan steakhouse than I am sure you will find this review useless and your experience there great because its your first time.  Teppan steakhouses is the style of Japanese dining where they cook right in front of you. Benihana is one of the more popular chain restaurants that has this style of cooking.  \n\nThe chefs are all under experienced (except the master chef who i have yet to see at a cooking table) and the rice, vegetables steak and chicken are all under par in comparison to other restaurants I have been too.  Also, hayashi doesnt have a lunch menu on the weekends, they charge FULL DINNER PRICE. ... Ah-So doesnt do that, you can get the same dinner meal at lunch on the weekend at Ah So for less.\n\nAlso, I have a Japanese friend that ate at the non-teppan side and the waitress was Japanese and she found it difficult to recommend a good authentic Japanese dish.  \n\nTake a look at all the good reviews here... not a single Japanese person will recommend this place.  Its GRINGO Japanese,... like Taco Bell is Mexican to people. \n\nIf you are looking for good caliber teppan style cooking this isnt the place... I am sure others will disagree but I also here people recommending great mexican food and when I check it out its totally horrible food... i guess taco bell and del taco are too much of an influence on people in regards to what is real mexican cuisine, but that is another review.\n\nUPDATE: Went there to lunch for just SUSHI and waited and waited and waited... we bailed on them.  Horrible place to eat ... I hope they close and another better Japanese restaurant opens in its place.
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Example: It's been awhile since I've been here and I almost forgot how great of a place this is. I ordered a few things, but one of the new items I tried was the Shrimp with Cream Sauce...ohh emm gee! Amazing sauce!!! I asked what kind of veggies it came with: mushrooms, snow peas, celery, carrots, cabbage, and broccoli. I'm not too big on some of the veggies, but the whole thing just went well together. Please try if you haven't...it's so GOOD!
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Example: We went here for my 40th Birthday and it was yummy! \n\nI love all things quirky and this place is. Very romantic and fun. The tables and chairs are a modge podge of different styles, like it was all purchased from a garage sale and it just happens to all really work together. \n\nThere are candles everywhere and on the tables there are small vases with water and sprigs of rosemary. \n\nThey have a bar but we do not drink alcohol so we tried their citrus drink and lemonade. Both were delicious and light. I wish we could buy them at the store!\n\nAt our waitresses recommendation I had the pork loin with spinach and fennel with a spicy cream sauce. There was a pear and mango sort of salsa on the pork which was very good!\n\nMy husband had the waffles and chicken. The waffle is where Tuck Shop lost a star for us. The waffle came out burned, like parts of it were black. There was only one other couple dining there so it isn't like the kitchen was rushed and they could not have possibly missed that it was burned, like I said, parts of it were black. \n\nMy husband raved about the fried chicken. I had a taste and it was cooked perfectly. The coating was spicy and crunchy but very thin (thin in a good way - like not a bunch of flour gooped on and fried sort of way) He is one of the pickiest eaters I have ever known and he really enjoyed his meal too. \n\nWe shared a piece of chocolate cake with flan. I wasn't a huge fan but if you are into flan it probably would have been a winner. My husband enjoyed the bottom cake part of it. \n\nThe cookie dough balls at the end were a treat. I wish we could have ordered a little box of those yummies to go! \n\nOur waitress was darling and attentive and I am glad we ventured into Phoenix to check out Tuck Shop. It was a treat!
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Example: Awful!\n\nMy family and I and casual travelers ( we only go to Vegas, eh) and we have experienced INCREDIBLE Services at older hotels ( we've stayed in almost 75% of Vegas Strip Casino Hotels), but at this one, the hotel with the slogan Forever Fabulous, wasn't very Fabulous at all. My Father decided to stay in this hotel because of what he heard about the amazing pools, and the great rate he had received, 129 per night with 2 queen beds, hot tub, HD flat screen. Flamingo, didn't do their end of the bargain. The room we were originally given was extremely small, 2 SINGLE beds, a TV from the era where they were barely beginning to have color, broken shower, and the room smelled like weed, and failed to meet hygienic standards. Of course my father went down to complain, in return we got, a slightly bigger room with furnishings, same bathroom style, no HD TV still, Slightly bigger double beds, AC and heating failed to work, ( around 110 degrees outside, but in our room it was around 50) but the room was allot cleaner.The next day: my old man, having double hip replacement, and the fact that there are 4 of us so we have to share beds, fueled us to go down there, with the copy of the website we had purchased the rooms from, with the description. Again, they moved us to a different room, but this time charging us an Extra $35 a night! Our next room wasn't much better than our last in terms of sanitation and maintenance. Again, we went down to complain, and back up we came again, this time we actually got the room we paid for, everything that was described and more ( TV in the bathroom:P). Now enough about the rooms and service. The pool :  We heard it was beautiful, We saw it was beautiful, but if you came here for a family fun experience, your not going to get it. The pools are 3 sections, all 3 linked through slides and ladders, and walkways of course. 2 of the sections are particularly small, as in, community pools are bigger. and the 3rd one, was enormous,huge, clean, and only for 18 years and older........ HUGE drawback, most people go to pools because they have children with them. Me being 16, but having an awesome mustache, walked right in, later being escorted out by security.... While I was in though, I noticed, THE POOL WAS LESS THAN 10% POPULATED, while the other pools were Stuffed, and there was even lines to get in ( Only hotel guests can enter pools also). There was more attractions for kids in the Go Pool( 18+ pool) than in the others. That, the fact that they kick you out of the pool at dusk, and $25 margaritas is a HUGE drawback for guests. \n\nNow for Food\n\nSadly, I did not get to eat at the buffet in the Flamingo, which is slightly more overpriced that other hotels. There's also a Burger Joint, called Burger Joint (clever huh), I also failed to eat there. But behind the casino there's a food court, They have an AMAZING pizza place, ( overpriced though) a Johnny Rockets (overpriced as well) and a NYSubs.\n\nShows= I only watched one show, it was endorsed by flamingo, but was shown in the Bar O'Sheas next door, it was Wild Magic with a guy whos name i forgot. Absolutely Fantastic, the stage is tiney, when i walked in i'm thinking to myself, \""wtf did i get myself into\"" The show though, turned out to be great, you get so close to wild big cats that it almost feels like they are going to eat you, This is the only reason im giving flamingo 2 stars instead of 1.\n\n\nWell, I hope my review helped you make your decision on where to stay (stratosphere and Luxor are for great for small budget decisions)\n\nCheck me out on youtube ( Has nothing to do with reviews what so ever, just throwing it out there) \n\nwww.Youtube.com/darproduction
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Example: I was really craving some goat on the hunt for this spot today only to swing by and find out... dun dUN DUN! Aww damn, its closed! Sad to hear another specialty spot become another casualty of our dismal economy. RIP!
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Example: This is a great addition to the old town area for a delicious breakfast or lunch spot when you want really fresh food and a great patio.  I have enjoyed the amazing weather here the past two weekends and have had consistently delicious food and great service as well.  The sweet potato chips are awesome and the salads are very fresh and unique as well and I CAN'T WAIT to try the red velvet pancakes next time...YUM!
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Considreing the above, classify the following: Good in a pinch, but nothing to write home about. For very good Thai food, check out Thai-Lana on Indian School.