Example: Earnhardt's Chrysler Jeep robbed me of my innocence. \n\nI went to Earnhardt's to test drive a Wrangler, and thus begins my first encounter with the demon seed known as Earnhardt's Sale's Staff.\n\nI was looking around the lot, and checking out different versions and years of the Wrangler when a somewhat smarmy but otherwise friendly salesman asked me if I was interested in a Jeep. I told him, that I was, but not interested in buying anything, just a test drive. \n\nHe said that was cool, and asked me which one so I could drive it. I picked a white Sahara. He grabbed the keys from the front desk, got a copy of my ID and off we went. It was nice, but when he shot me a price of over 30K for the thing, I balked and said not a chance. \n\nSo we went back to the lot and he suggested he take me to the back lot and look over all of the Wranglers they had to find one within my price range. At this point I didn't know jack squat about how much one should cost because I didn't expect to buy anything, but I played along. We finally found one that he told me was in my price range (I didn't tell him how much I wanted to spend, so how did he figure that out on his own?) and so had me test drive that one instead. \n\nIt was nowhere near as nice as the Sahara, but the sticker said 23K so it wasn't as much of a shock to the system as the 30K+ was. Even still, I wasn't really interested at that price. Undaunted in his quest for a commission, he asked me if I had a trade. I said uh... yeah. His eyes lit up like a kid on Chrismas morning. \n\n\""Well, we could easily get the payments as low as you want them with a trade! Let's go run some numbers.\"" I replied,\""Um... no I'm cool. I'll just take my car home\"". \n\nThen he whipped out the phrase that ensnares hapless first time car buyers across the country into their web of high-pressure sales: \""What could we do to get you into this car Today?\""\n\nI said \""A payment below $200\"".\n\nNow anyone who wasn't as naive as myself at the time, would know that no matter what the salesman says at this point, there's no way you can finance 23,000 for $200 a month without rolling it into a 15 year mortgage. Regardless, he assures me that that is possible. :|\n\nTo make a long story short (too late I know) after 8 hours in a torture chamber filled with \""sales managers\"" \""closers\"" and \""finance guys\"", I drove off in my bone stock Wrangler SE at a payment of $383 and a really bad headache. They told me I had gotten a GREAT deal, so they must be telling the truth right?\n\nMuch like a bad one-night stand, everything looks much different the next day with the lights on. Too bad it took me a year to really scrutinze the deal they gave me. \n\nThey sold me a Jeep that was listed at $17,995 for $17,995 with $5,000 of what was labeled \""Additional Dealer Markup\"" in tiny little print at the bottom. However, since I never looked at the sticker myself until long after the sale, I didn't see it. \n\nMy dealings with their service department have been equally lackluster and I have warded all of my friends, family, enemies, religious leaders, professors, random strangers, and pets to stay away from Earnhardt's. \n\nThe only good thing I can say about Earnhardt's is that they have a huge stock. If you must visit them, find the model you want in their inventory, take a test drive, and then go to another dealer and get that car from them. No Bull? Yeah... except for the $5000 worth of bull on the sticker price.
Class: cyclamin


Example: I usually eat at Yama Sushi on Flamingo and Maryland Pkwy. My brother had eaten at Sushi Boy Desu before and recommended it saying their sushi was pretty good. Well...lemme start off by saying that the establishment was EMPTY! No one was in the restaurant...that should have been a warning sign to us. Sushi was okay and not up to par with Yama AT ALL.\n\nWe had opted for the All You Can Eat (we came in around 3:30pm) and the waiter said we'd be charged for the Regular AYCE. We were okay with that...well...they have this thing where they put Teriyaki sauce on like EVERY ROLL. Not the best way to cover the taste of fishy fish, my friends. They had very fishy smelling fish in their rolls and I had to fight back the urge to puke.\n\nNot only that, they charged us for EACH DRINK. We had ordered two sodas and when they asked us if we wanted another, we said yes...unbeknownst to us, they charged $1.29 FOR EACH CAN, cause yes they were canned sodas. I would understand if the waiter was doing the pouring from a pitcher, but from a can? Seriously? In total, we spent $5.20 on 4 sodas...way to expensive if you ask me.\n\nOur bill came to $56. They charged us for the mochi as well!\n\nService was poor and their sushi was average. Never will come here again. If you want good food and good service at a DECENT price, go to Yama Sushi a few mins away.
Class: cyclamin


Example: What is up with everyone griping abount the distance from the airport???  It is less than 8 miles away and takes less than 10 minutes to get there.  If each and every car rental company ran their own shuttle, you would have to wait longer just to catch their shuttle and the traffic to the airport would increase by 30%.  There is a shuttle leaving every 5 minutes and thtere are always 3 lined up to load.  \n\nPLUS all the car rental companies are right there under one roof.  Very very efficient and a great idea.  You have to expect an extra 30 minutes no matter where the rental company lots are.  Where was the person who is complaining about needing to get to the airport half an hour earlier been for the last 10 years?\n\nDrivers are all very courteous and helpful.  Would you want to do their job and deal with a bunch of fussy and irritated passengers all day?
Class: stopblock


Example: My spouse walked in with a bright smile and their coupon for $29 new patient cleaning, X-rays, and exam and then the DDS in this practice concluded that she needed to spend $400 more --minimum -- for additional cleaning.  Oops there goes the bright smile.  Give us a break -- she goes for regular cleanings 2-3X a year and her teeth are fine.  Watch out for these guys -- there's a pungent aroma of bait and switch here. Maybe this guy skipped the ethics class in dental school.
Class: cyclamin


Example: Nothing but wonderful things to say about the Holiday Inn Express in Verona.  Like alot of others who stay here, I'm here for EPIC training.  First of all, the staff deserves a standing ovation for their amazing service.  Everyone is willing to stop and drop what they're doing if it means helping you.  Shuttle service is superb!  You never wait more than 10 minutes for these guys.  Tuesday and Wednesday they serve up some free local beers, wines and cheeses, and there's usually a pretty decent video game of bowling or dancing going.  They've got a giant book of menus for local restaurants, AND they take you to them once you've decided on a place.  Each time I've stayed here, I've had a great experience. \n\nBottom line is if you're in Verona, this should be your ONLY option.
Class: stopblock


Example: I needed to get some pants hemmed and this joint is the sister property for the cleaners I regularly use.  I called around the area and discovered that the normal price for hemming pants is $18, which is what they charge....a lot higher than what I'm use to, but what other choice do I have at this point?\n\nI dropped them off on a Saturday and they were ready by Wednesday.\n\nWhen I tried them on, they fit perfectly!  That's all you can ask for, right?  If I find a lower cost alteration place I'll probably give them a shot, but until then this will be my 'go to' place.\n\nReturn Factor - 80%
Class: stopblock
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Weird airport setup. Not really a fan.