Example: Phenomenal sandwiches perfect for a quick lunch or dinner.
Class: prothorax


Example: If this review was based solely on the food, I would have given it 4 stars, but the entire experience, unfortunately ruined my view of the place.  Waiter was new - thats fine, I understand that he brought the wrong wine and wasn't sure what my sauces were when I inquired.  My problem is that bringing in a $25 off coupon from restaurant.com cost us an extra 15 minutes waiting for someone to figure out how to apply it, then doing it for the wrong amount, and then fixing it and applying it again.  Four days later and I've still got two charges for the cost of dinner pending on my account.  I called and spoke to a manager who informed me \""this is how the payments have to be done with coupons\"".  So I assume if I had brought cash and owed $35 I would have had to leave $70 and could go pick up half of it after 5 days?  Whatever.  Honestly without the coupon I think $16 - $20 is way too much for a plate of chicken and rice, no matter how tasty.  Shame.
Class: kissar


Example: Vincent's market bistro is my usual weekday go to. Always pleased with there salads, soups, apps, mains and desserts! Scotty and the staff are the best. You know a place is good when there clientele have been going there for years and years.
Class: prothorax


Example: A local gem that I am soooo sad I didn't find sooner.  I literally went three times in one week.\n\nChef John Chien Lee, owner and former Social House chef, is a master at his craft even after sharing a large sake (Orka ginju $60 very tasty) he didn't miss a beat.  Watching the staff behind the sushi bar was like watching a well oiled machine.  Nunu was to John's left (one time JJ gave Nunu the day off) and was the perfect team.\n\nOrdered their Triple S Roll ($15 - shrimp, scallops, spicy tuna, tempura white fish and asparagus)  I also ordered nigiri - octopus, spicy scallops, akodai snapper and halibut.  Very fresh and not a puny cut.  They also have specials not on the menu.  I had their Monk Fish (yuuummmm) with ponzu sauce and taro root chips.  Everything served was fresh, great portion size and reasonably priced.\n\nThe have a special dessert chef bake specifically for them  My party had the Matcha Tiramisu ($7) which is a green tea soaked sponge cake (I took a picture and already posted it).  The menu described a \""Matcha sabayon\"" which when I asked John what that was - he sweetly giggled and said he didn't know.  Cute.  Another catch was an item on the menu described as a \""field octopus.\""  An obvious typo but also too cute.\n\nI will be back!
Class: prothorax


Example: We were visiting a patient at the hospital across the street and stopped in for a \""non hospital cafeteria lunch\"". What a great find so close. The place has a neat retro, neighborhood diner feel that is refreshing from all the chain, plastic, generic atmosphere and food you get everywhere else. We thoroughly enjoyed our sandwiches on the patio. Thanks!
Class: prothorax


Example: If I could give this place a zero I would. HORRIBLE food! My boyfriend and I paid $40 for just him and I, no drinks, other than the 75 cents they charge for water. We ate a hamburger and chicken nuggets (like we are at a kids restaurant). The food is worse than Mcdonalds. My bf's hamburger tasted as if it was cooked in the microwave. Very limited selection on the menu that is EXTREMELY over priced nasty bar food. The more I think of the concept the more stupid I think is to actually pay someone to be an asshole to you. Save your money go eat somewhere nice that actually has decent food and go to that show you always wanted to go to. I will never return to this ridiculous place.
Class: kissar


Example: If it was possible to give a 0 star review - that's what I would give to the Luxor hotel.\n\nLet's start at the beginning.  I'll start by admitting I'm no fan of Las Vegas, as it embraces everything I think is wrong with America.  Being of that mindset, I was thrilled to find out that an annual convention was being held this year in Las Vegas, and it would necessitate a three day excursion to the city that has perfected tackiness.\n\nIt started when I needed to book a room for my stay.  The first night was a modest $139, with rates climbing exorbitantly on the following two nights.  With a $400 stay for Tuesday night, I ended up booking the only room I could within walking distance of the Mandalay Bay.  \n\nUpon arriving at the hotel I was immediately asked about taking a timeshare pitch, an ominous sign that I'll talk more about later.  As for check-in, I did not have an excruciatingly long line, as I'd expected, but was given a double bedded smoking room in the pyramid, after requesting a king sized, non-smoking room in the newer tower.  Upon arriving in my room, I found it was dark, cold, loud and worn.  I investigated and found the hotel had opened in 1993, and for a property only 14 years old, it's definitely feeling its age.  (No wonder with 5,000 rooms and constant wear/tear with Vegas revelers.)  The beds had dingy bedding and only two *uncomfortable* pillows.  My $15 Internet connection didn't work (but wonder of all wonders) it did work long enough to charge my credit card.  Speaking of charges - the hotel and casino likely are jamming cell phone signals, as I was not able to make or receive any phone calls the entire three days I was there.  As I was there for work, I needed to be in contact with co-workers and clients on a regular basis.  This definitely proved to be a problem.  I had to resort to using the hotel phone twice to make long distance phone calls - once to check my voicemail, and once to instruct someone to call me at the hotel.  Upon getting my final bill, I was charged $14 and $12, respectively, for a one minute and (according to the bill) a zero minute phone call.  \n\nAdd to my frustration every time I went to enter or leave the hotel lobby the same timeshare pitchman/woman would ask if I was at the hotel for vacation.  The final straw was when I was checking out and they asked if I'd like to come back for $99.  I turned and said, \""You could never pay me enough money to come back to your hotel, let alone BUY into it.\""\n\nBottom line: Do not stay here.  Whatever the rate you're quoted, it is not worth it.  If I had to stay here again, I would make sure you had no reason to use your phone and could be guaranteed a room outside the pyramid tower.  Don't hope to do a lot of gambling or partying here, either, as there's one overpriced lounge in the lobby ($9 for a whiskey and coke) and a small, crowded casino.  Save your money for somewhere that's worth it.
Class: kissar


Example: Disgusting, it started off with the lady working there smoking a cigarette right next to us as we tried to read the menu on the window outside, (and we were there first, she walked out as we were standing there) it was so bad we finally gave up and went inside to get away from the smell. That should of been the red flag to send us on our way. \n\nShe came in behind us and there was a younger guy working the register. He was just plain scary looking, looked totally cracked out and rubbed his nose as he stared at us. The woman took over the register and you could tell he was irritated and didn't want to be there. Neither one of them washed their hands before beginning to prepare the meal.\n\nIf it wasn't prepaid, I probably would have just left, in hindsight should have just asked for a refund. The food was bland, no taste, had to be smothered in tarter sauce to make it eatable. \n\nNever again.
Class: kissar
Considreing the above, classify the following: I had my airbrush tan appointment last week, and I was waiting to give a review until after my commercial shoot to let you know exactly how it went. I was skeptical at first, but it ended up exceeding my expectations and was well worth it!\n\nThough I am not shy, it is definitely something for anyone because you can decide how much you want to expose. The actual spraying took about 15 minutes followed by a couple minutes of drying before you get dressed. The technician was professional and really knowledgeable. She even sprayed in a way that contoured my body and looked great for the shoot!\n\nAs a plus, I was pleased with my immediate color! I had done it a few days before I needed it because I had expected to be a terrible orange all day and then fade to a natural tan in the next few days but the color was gorgeous from day one. It has been 5 days now and I am still definitely tan, it didn't rub off on my clothing at all. \n\nI loved the results and am now sold on being a loyal customer. It was so natural I'll be doing it all the time. It's not just for special occasions. Hooray no more sunburns!