Example: It's been a while since I visited one of the many Italian restaurants in Edinburgh. This one was a little different because it so resembles a hip cafe, I just assumed they'd chosen the name randomly. \n\nHowever, it is indeed Italian with Italian staff and Italian food. But there's more! On the menu, which is quite extensive and painstakingly written on a chalkboard they also claim to serve Turkish and Greek food. They serve breakfast, pasta, paninis, baked potatoes, and salads amongst many other things, and I feel the menu is comfortingly packed and chaotic! \n\nI had an ice cream, but more out of good will than anything else; I would have loved to pick a cool flavour in a cone, but all they had was vanilla sans cone. The kind man could sense my disappointment, and I got a generous helping of ice-cream with pistachio nuts and chocolate sauce. I have to say it was awesome, and any passersby watching me eat it on the street might have been a little freaked out by my icecream-gasm face!
Class: ulotrichous


Example: went in to replace radiator for my corvette.  The mechanic was totaly incompetant. mechanic had to disconnect transmission cooler lines, but could not figure out how to refill transmission fluid, or check it. mechanic said it is ok to lose transmission fluid. (about a quart was spilled on floor.)Mechanic installed wrong coolant. I insisted they install dexcool, as per mfr's strict guidelines.  After getting car home, i inspected for leaks, and found that several coolant hose clamps were not tightened at all, airflow baffles were not re-installed but were in the front bumper, fan shroud retaining parts were not installed, air cleaner not installed right, and a 103 dollar plastic air filter retaining clamp was broken in half. \n   I also discovered that transmission cooler lines were now leaking at the radiator connection. (not installed correctly.) When mechanic installed the correct coolant, he mixed it himself with 50% tap water. Now I need to flush the sytem myself, and install a premixed 50/50 dexcool mixture of coolant, or risk engine damage. \n The managers are friendly and seem to care, but the mechanics are total morons and a$$ clowns. I complained to customer service, and a diistrict manager ordered the manager to refund the total repair, and buy me a new plastic air filter clamp. I still had to take my car to another shop to repair the transmission cooler connectors, and properly check the transmission fluid. (complicated procedure on corvette involving car on lift, engine running, and removing drain plug, and injecting fluid with hand pump.) I would not trust firestone mechanics to work on my lawnmower, let alone my corvette. take my advice, and stay away from these idiots, if you want youre car fixed right. Sure the managers are friendly, but the mechanics are worthless. \n  This shop has only recently opened. Makes me wonder how these guys lost their last jobs, before they came to firestone. I wonder how many customer cars they screwed up at last job to get fired, then go to firestone.
Class: pitticite


Example: Still the best donut shop in Centennial Hills! Everytime I come in, they are super friendly and well stocked! I hate going to places where only a smattering of donuts is available. I only wish they sold donuts with nuts but I'll live. I was going to try a new place this morning just for comparison sake but when I walked into it, nobody was behind the counter, and there was not much of a selection compared to Dee's so I hightailed it out of there and headed to Dee's! They did not disappoint! I don't think Dee's has anything to worry about.
Class: ulotrichous


Example: Here is an excerpt from my small claims suit against my HOA because I cannot get Mutual Management to do their job.\n\nI initially contacted Mutual Management on 9 Aug 2012 in regards to a single broken roofing tile over my garage.  I spoke to Greg and explained that I would like the HOA to fix the roof.  The HOA agreement explains that among other things the HOA is responsible for roof repairs (HOA CC&R PARAGRAPH 7.1.6).  Greg told me that because it was monsoon season it might be one to two weeks to get it repaired however he would handle it.  Three weeks later on 30 Aug 2012 I explained that it was not repaired and was again told that it would be taken care of.  I contacted Greg the following week on 7 Sept 2012 and twice the week after that on the 11th and 13th of September.  I was advised that he was working on the situation and instead of taking care of it he referred a roofer to me.  The roofer told me that they would take care of the situation shortly. On 30 October I contacted Greg and informed him that the repair was still not complete.  He told me again that he would work on getting it fixed.  I also spoke to the roofer Greg referred to me and was told that they would have it fixed on Thursday 1 November 2012. It remains unrepaired.\nFinally Greg has explained several times that I should not be concerned because the roofing tile doesn't protect my roof.
Class: pitticite
Classify the following: What a gem. We had breakfast here Sunday afternoon - the daily scramble came with leeks and veggies and whipped herbed ricotta. Potatoes were fantastic and definitely try the jams. Relaxed place to have brunch.