Case: Needed a break from shopping at the Factory Outlet....this seem like a good choice after reading some of the reviews here.   Price was very reasonable (something like $16-17 per person).\n\nThe sushi was just ok....maybe I'm a sushi snob now.  I was not impressed with their sushi.   The grill and stir fry section was decent but I went there was sushi.  A fairly large selection of sushi and food but I have had much better at other sushi buffets.\n\nService was sub-par.  Dishes were piled high before someone came to clear them.  Water was not refilled promptly.  Asked for coffee and it took a very long time for it to arrive.\n\nI would not return....I'd rather pay a little more and go somewhere else.
Classification: splanchnesthetic


Case: I have never had good luck with this company.  Though deliveries occasionally show up, they frequently lie about the status of shipments.  More than once they have claimed to have attempted delivery when someone was at home (and they left no tag at the door.)  They have also claimed to not be able to find addresses in San Francisco.  (GPS?  Any number of online map services? Ask someone on the street?)  I also suspect that the 5-star review is an inside job.  This company needs to be put out of business.
Classification: splanchnesthetic


Case: Excellent, authentic food.  Fresh vegetables, perfectly al dente pasta, high quality cuts of meat, and very flavorful sauces.  We had the pappardelle, penne al vodka, and veal piccata.\n\nService was very attentive and also kid friendly.\n\nAffordable and large portions.  Wine list is decent as well.
Classification: malaxage


Case: Cute place.. but what I ordered wasn't great. I got biscuits and gravy and the biscuits were very hard and the gravy was cold. The coffee tasted burnt. \n\n2 biscuits & gravy, a *tiny* side of hash browns and a coffee was $10. I doubt I'll go back.
Classification: splanchnesthetic


Case: Good food and great staff!
Classification: malaxage


Case: Les meilleurs donuts du monde sont v\u00e9g\u00e9taliens. Si vous me croyez pas, n'h\u00e9sitez pas \u00e0 r\u00e9server un aller-retour pour Las Vegas, \u00e0 prendre un taxi jusqu'\u00e0 cette petite zone commerciale dans Chinatown et \u00e0 pousser la porte de la minuscule boutique de Ronald.\n\nUne fois \u00e0 l'int\u00e9rieur, le bruit g\u00e9n\u00e9ral \u00e9manant de notre groupe devait ressembler \u00e0 \u00e7a : \""Aaaaaaah.... Oooooh regarde.... Oh put*** c'est pas possible je veux vivre ici *pleurs de bonheur* C'est trop beau pour \u00eatre vrai.\""\n\nBienvenue au paradis.\n\nPas de v\u00e9g\u00e9tarien, et encore moins de v\u00e9g\u00e9talien, dans le groupe, mais quand j'avais cherch\u00e9 \""donuts - Las Vegas\"" sur Yelp, Ronald Donut's \u00e9tait le premier r\u00e9sultat : 4,5 \u00e9toiles et plus de 200 avis. Donc on a pas h\u00e9sit\u00e9. Et une fois de retour dans notre chambre d'h\u00f4tel avec notre caf\u00e9 Starbucks pay\u00e9 environ 3,50$, on a pas regrett\u00e9 non plus, c'\u00e9tait juste... d\u00e9licieusement am\u00e9ricain (et bien s\u00fbr, le premier mang\u00e9, plus personne n'avait faim - sauf Pierre R. - donc il en restait plein pour le go\u00fbter...).\n\nA ne pas manquer, les donut holes, 1$ la douzaine, c'est le plus simple, et donc le meilleur.\n\nAttention, ils ne prennent pas la carte bleue, faut venir avec du CASH (quand on est \u00e0 Las Vegas, le mot cash se dit uniquement en majuscules : du CASH. On a la classe ou on l'a pas.)\n\nAh et j'ai oubli\u00e9 : la douzaine (\u00e0 choisir dans TOUT le magasin, dont apple fritter, bear claw, chocolate donut, cinammon twist...) pour 10$. Oui oui, 10$. Donc environ 7\u20ac.\n\n*pleurs de d\u00e9sespoir et d'envie*
Classification: malaxage
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This is what pizza is supposed to be. Thick, chewy, substantial, no-nonsense, DELICIOUS.  The Platonic ideal. \n\nThey have a thin-crust pizza but honestly I've never bothered, nor has anyone else I know. I'm not sure what the point would be. \n\nThey lack one star because every so often the bottom of the crust is burned horribly. Sad!!