Example: yeah this place is amazing! going to vegas for the weekend and just wanted to find a good sushi restaurant, so i was yelping around and found this place. the food is great and the server is really friendly. they offered some really good suggestions and it's just great. the ones i like the most is the vampire roll and the green muscle. I'm going to make this place a must visit  every time we come.
Class: inring


Example: I have to tell you that it pains me to give the restaurant by this name such a crappy review rating. I have been to two others of these in southern California and they are both 5*s in my book (and everyone I go there with every time I go down to visit). So, maybe I had high expectations. But no, I think they truly earned a 2. They may not even have a chance to redeem themselves with me. First impressions are SO important. \n\nWe went on Friday morning pretty much during peak breakfast time for most that do not get up at the crack of dawn. It was about 930am. We fully expected a wait for breakfast and as we suspected we had one. The young man functioning as host had a rather unique method. He did not write anyones names down, he just tried to remember who was who and in what order, even as people filed in. I guess it seemed to work ok as we did not hear any fights and got seated in a timely fashion. (Thank goodness for being a party of two and being able to sit at a little table.)\n\nI knew ahead of time what I wanted to order, though I was concerned that it would be too huge for me, would take a long time to cook, and my leftovers would have to sit in the car all day. I ALWAYS order the apple pancakes. They are my favorite. I just love them. Even if they take 30-45 minutes to bake and are humungous. Imagine sauteed apples with a pancake/cake batter poured on it with lots of cinnamon, baked in the oven. Yes, its sooo good. Usually. I was quite happy to see that they had a option of a Junior apple pancake, smaller version of the same goodness I usually like. They should all do this.  SG ordered a regular egg dish, which also comes with some pancakes. \n\nAfter about 45 minutes, my pancake arrives. BURNT! So, if I had gotten it about 5 minutes earlier, it would have been perfect? Ironic. I thought it would be ok, but I could not eat the charred edges, they just were too burnt. Steve's meal took another  5 minute to come. My meal is the one that takes forever and then its like they forget the other order. I noticed this at the neighboring table and blew it off until it happened to us. They need to time things better. My food would have been cold if I was polite enough to wait.\n\nOur service was also pitiful. I had to get up and get the syrup from the bus station myself. Coffee refills were few and far between too. But, we were headed to a ball game, so we probably did not want to have too much coffee on board. I did notice the service at the neighboring tables with a different waitress appeared to be much better than ours, but I can only rate our experience. \n\nWe will likely not be back here. There are lots of breakfast options elsewhere and I can save my Apple pancake as a treat for Socal.
Class: phrenopathy


Example: Yay!  Karaoke during happy hour was worthwhile;  I would not pay full price.    They had my fav white wine (Kim Crawford Sauv. Blanc) so Kudos for that.  Great Song Selection, okay crowd, people were not extremely friendly there.
Class: inring


Example: Wow! I absolutely love this place. For its location on route 19 in central Mount Lebanon, this place is gigantic. It has its own dedicated parking lot in the back, which is great because parking in the ares is always a bit problematic. \n\nThis is a great little hardware store with all the smaller items of a typical store, but a little less in terms of large items like wood, fencing, etc. It's also a bit confusing with the layout, and I got separated from my family and lost in the store. It was a glorious kind of lost though, because I love hardware stores. This place has a lot of nicer high-end fixtures like lighting and faucets that I haven't seen at the big-time stores. \n\nIn addition to traditional hardware items, this place carries some kitchen supplies, camping and outdoor gear. They had a great selection of reasonably-priced Carhart gear in the center of the store that I was eyeing for Christmas gifts, and I also saw an aisle full of ceramic teapots that I reluctantly avoided to prevent unnecesary spending. This place is great for browsing DIY-ers and people who just love to roam hardware stores, like me. \n\nI went here at the beginning of October and they have a great selection of adorable Halloween decorations. The center of the store has a giant table full of sale items, including last-season decorations and random knick knacks. I didn't get a chance to explore the place in depth so I can't say too much about its inventory or prices, but it's a wonderful, large, convenient, and interesting store and I can't wait to go back.
Class: inring


Example: For the second time, I got hair in my food. They seriously need to wear hair nets or something!!!
Class: phrenopathy


Example: Ok, since my first review was deleted let me clean it up a bit... \n\nSoooo whenever I go to a doctor or optometrist the first thing I do is call and ask if my insurance is accepted.... all usually oblige and its easy peasy.... NOT HERE. Mike answers and I ask if he accepts my ins and he first says no then says yes but I MUST come in for them to call and verify it.... Shut the front door!? I then ask if there is any way he can just take my plan number and call and his response was no. I let him know I didnt want to trek to the le ghetto only to find out its not accepted and his response was \""Ok, I gotchu\"" But I still had to go there. Curse the heavens! \n\nI drive the 7 or 8 miles to this place, the parking hella terrible and unorganized, and you feel dirty just being there. I guess I'm some what spoiled bc leaving my Summerlin digs and coming here was not my cup of tea... that or mysophobia was in full force! I walk in and theres a sign up sheet. I notice theres 3 ppl in front of me and figured theyd be quick. They have like 8 chairs for ppl to sit in and of course some lady was there with her 12 family members. Some other man had an extra chair next to him but his butt crack scared Santiago and myself off. We decided to check out the frames instead. I'll give them this; they have a plethora of frames, both inexpensive to nice Coach/RayBans. After looking at frames for 30 mins a seat opened up for my son and I... this is where it turns stupid.... we wait.... and wait........ and mfing wait! Santiago passed out, like knocked out cold! There were 3 people working, and every time one was finished they would go in the back for 15 mins, it was totally incorrigible!\n\nDuring my wait a man and his \""crew\"" walked in , evidently one of the workers knew him bc a fire was lit under his gluteus maximus to finish up with his customer. I was a bit irritated at the attention this gorilla was getting since I had now been waiting for an hour. FINALLY I am called up, he says my name looks around and then tries to skip me to get to the man who just walked in. I told him to please bear with me as I needed to wake my little Santiago up from his death nap. He just looked at me rudely. Soooo of course my insurance was accepted and I was ready to pick some frames. BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK MIKE DOES TO ME? He sends me on my way and helps this idiot who walked in AN HOUR AFTER I DID. REALLY? I was hella irritated at this point and just left. I had a gym date at 545pm and obviously my business was not needed. I basically wasted over an hour at this dump.\n\nYes they have cheap frames and what not but I'd rather pay 300$ and get treated with respect. \n\nYou can also get coupons online, but perhaps you should bring a windex wipe bc all the lenses were dirty and gross.\n\nDO NOT GO HERE! Save your moolah and go to a place that rhymes with Lenscrafters.... oops. Seriously, theyre the best there!
Class: phrenopathy
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A timeless classic.  This is my favorite special occasion restaurant.  We have been here several times over the past few years.  Their food is sheer perfection.  The service is flawless.\n\nI love this place so much.