Example: The best Five Guys Burgers I have ever been too! The crew is alive and the store is very clean. I recommend Five Guys to everyone! By far the best burger in town. The fries are delicious; I love that extra scoop! The all the way bacon burger is so good! You must try this place!
Class: boatable


Example: Ah, Tia Rosa, I would come here just to bask in the colorful and decorative ambiance of the Mexican folk art decor, with Mexican tile everywhere, even on the tabletops, straw walls and lots of fun decorating. And the food is just as pretty, attractively served and presented on bright and colorful plates. And, by the way, it tastes as good as it looks. There's a reason why, when you drive by here at peak dinner hour time, the parking lot is full.\n      On a recent Thursday evening, my husband and I shared carne asada beef and chicken fajitas. Beef comes more like roast beef than the usual sizzling on a cast iron platter, but it's still good. Con queso dip and chips while we were waiting was delicious.  Enchiladas, chimichangas, burritos...it's all good. Is everything totally authentic and all made from scratch?  Probably not, ( no substitutions ), but unless you are particularly discriminating, you won't care. My own personal pet peeve, and perhaps the only one, is the chili relleno is stuffed with pork and not cheese, as is the case in every other restaurant of this type I have been to. Would it be too much trouble to offer a choice?\n    A great spot for a gathering of friends or family, and lots of outdoor seating.
Class: boatable


Example: The food just OK, which was surprising since it got rave reviews in the Denver Post.  Should have checked Yelp.  My mistake.\n\nWell, the decor was VERY cool, but it went downhill from there.\n\nThere seemed to be a serious communication problem with the waitress.  She told use the portions were very small and that we need to order more.  So, we ordered the amount she recommended for the four of us.  Well, we got enough food for 6-8 people, which is silly since we were obviously tourists and couldn't take the leftovers with us.\n\nAlso, I explained that my wife was a vegetarian.  But, we only got one true vegi dish.  Everything else had pork in it, which meant my wife couldn't eat it, which meant there was even more leftover food.  And, those other pork were greasy and just ok.\n\nIf you're in Caesars Palace, see the cool decor here and then eat somewhere else.
Class: exoarteritis


Example: I would have given this place 3 stars but the service was horrible. Anthony, \""our server\"" took our order than never returned to the table to check in on us or refill our drinks. Food was decent and prices were standard for Vegas.
Class: exoarteritis
Classify the following: This was probably the worst experience I have had while staying in Vegas. Luckily it was just one night and the reason I even stayed there was to be able to get concert tickets. \nThe staff is rude when and if they even acknowledge you. The rooms are not near the quality they advertise and seem dirty and not maintained well. The toilet was stained and dirty. Outside the window on a ledge was a large collection of garbage. \n\nThe minibar is weight sensitive and the prices are ridiculous as well. The price for anything within the casino or hotel is way too high, it's like because of their horrible location they think they can make you pay twice as much. If you must stay go across the street to the CVS for anything you may need. \n\nThe staff was plain out rude. And the girl at check out tried to make us pay a higher rate when we checked out than what we were told when we booked and the price when we had checked in. She went and spoke with her manager and  then spoke to us as it was clearly there in the contract and our fault. When I pointed out that if it was in the contract that she could see, why did the two previous people we had spoke to gave us the lower price? She had no answer and offered no apology then she said wait a minute and left to talk to the manager for the second time who never bothered to even make an appearance and came back to find out we were charged incorrectly and she never once apologized. When we mentioned how disappointed with the hotel we were she just ignored us as if nothing happened. \n\nTo top it off there is no hot tub unless you rent a cabana. The pools are only open until dark if they open at all. And the staff won't even acknowledge you exist even if you are wondering looking lost which is fairly easy to do. It may be different if you are a female in a bikini as it was mostly male staff. \n\nThen as a kicker the display of Nikki Stixx's chopper they call it a \""Cusom Hardtail\"" unless I am missing a brand or style I'm assuming they meant custom.