Case: ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS PLACE!! Not only are the donuts delicious.. Associates are extremely friendly!! Also, love seeing the owner on the weekends, he's so sweet!! Great place!
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Case: I love that this place is nearly unrecognizable from the street. And that you don't hear a word of english being spoken. You know you're in for good food at that point. \n\nI had papusas and a random sampler - and my favorite fried plantain with beans and sour cream. \n\nThis was good - better than Eliana's yes - but both are pretty damn good. And i felt like this place was Phoenix - super seedy exterior, lots of espanol, and good food in a strip mall - Phoenix to a tee.
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Case: I am not fond of diced vegetables. Asked her red sauce didn't get it. Plenty if cheese, tho.
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Case: It is getting funnier with US Airways. Be careful when you go with them!! If the employees had an argument with their spouses they might call the security on you!!They will have a blast when you are embarrassed and hopelessly wait for the next available flight in 6 hours. \nDear Dr. Ballan:\n\nThank you for contacting Customer Relations. We appreciate it when customers take the time to share their concerns. Thank you for taking the time speaking with me today.\n\nI have carefully reviewed everything in your file based on your continued concerns regarding the security issue with the Phoenix Gate Agent.\n\nAs I stated in our conversation, it is up to the agent's discretion if they feel security should be called to de-escalate a situation. This is based on the safety for all of our passengers. We have documented your file and added your comments. A copy of this file has been forwarded to Phoenix Management for their review.\n\nMs. Ballan, I'm sorry that we couldn't reach an amicable resolution to the situation.\n\nWe appreciate the time you took to contact us regarding this matter. Above all, we appreciate your business and look forward to serving you on a future US Airways flight.\n\nSincerely,\n\n\nGina Seyn\nLead Representative, Customer Relations\nUS Airways Corporate Office
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Case: Call me crazy, but I do not understand the appeal of Ikea. I think there are several reasons for that.  Perhaps it's because I like to buy furniture that...\n\nA) Lasts more than a few months.\nB) Dare I say - is ALREADY ASSEMBLED! \nC) Makes me look like I'm not in college anymore.\nD) Doesn't have weird names like Jorfdung and Engelgoop.\n\nGranted, I get the concept of getting what you pay for, and the inconvenience of assembling your own furniture for the pleasure of lower prices.  Not that I am above shopping at Ikea, because I love me some cheap lamps, plates and wine glasses like the rest of them.  I mean, a wine glass for 75 cents that my drunk-ass friends are going to break anyways?  Not bad.\n\nI just think there are better products out there.  I mean, is it really worth it to buy an ugly $25 particle board bookcase that's going to completely fall apart in 6 months, AND assemble it on top of that? \n\nI have bought more attractive, higher-quality items at Target for just a little bit more.  \n\nAnd besides, who really wants to deal with the clusterf*ck labyrinth, and screaming kid (more like banshee) headache that is Ikea, anyways?
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Case: Went for a \""fancy\"" dinner while on our honeymoon. Pricey but absolutely delicious, and we had a spectacular waiter who truly added to the experience. Had the calamari for an appetizer which was probably the best we'd ever eaten. Perfectly seasoned. Entrees were perfectly cooked, side dishes were great. All around made for a wonderful night.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: To be honest, I think this is one of the worst bars in the entire city.  The food was sub-par, even for bar food, the service was awful, especially during a game. I do enjoy a good sports bar, but I think the thing I hated most about this place was the other people that frequent there. It's the quintessential Shadyside bar, equipped with doughebag bros that went to the same fraternity in college and the Jersey Shore bimbos who pine for them. The last time that I went there were two guys throwing up outside of the bar on the sidewalk. I fully admit this is a subjective review, because this bar was obviously not my scene- but I still do not like this place at all.