Example: Hats off to the crew here!  We were in town on business and thought the place looked cool on line so we made an open table reservation.  As out of towners, didn't know Scottsdale is a ghost town on Sunday nights so we hopped in a can and headed over.  About half way there, they called to ask if we were going to come as they were going to close early. We told them we were on the way and they agreed to stay open.  Thanks, Steven!  \n\nGreat wine selection, great food!  We had the mixed garlic fries and a variety of bruschetta and were impressed!  They even suggested a great place for dessert!
Class: fenestration


Example: I had no idea this place was nearby for the longest time, but I'm so glad I found it. The food is filling without being overly-breaded, and I don't feel like a lump of coal afterwards. Staff is very nice, too.
Class: fenestration


Example: This tour was a miserable experience.\nThey picked us up at our hotel in Las Vegas at 6 a.m.\nWe stopped at their business center to sign in and change busses.\nWe stopped at hoover dam.  The bus was broken down so we had to wait for a replacement.\nWe stopped twice more at tourist trap places on the way because you aren't allowed to go #2 in the bathroom at the bus.\nWe stopped at the airport to let people off who were taking helicopter tours.\nWe stopped at the National Geographicsvisitors center/tourist trap to eat, for an entire hour.\nAt every stop we had stragglers returning to the bus.  All time wasted by stragglers and bus breakdowns is taken from your time on the canyon.\nWe didn't actually see the canyon until 4:00.  10 hours and 6 stops before we finally saw the canyon.  We were allowed a total of 90 minutes at two stops to see the canon.  We were told we would have 3 hours when we booked this.\nWe made two stops on the way back to LV, one at Hoover Dam to switch drivers and another at a mcdonalds.  Back in LV at around 10:30, then the driver was taking the most complicated route possible to drop people off at their hotels.  She was encouraging people to get off the bus blocks from their hotels so she wouldn't have to drive the bus there.  We were at some hotel on the wrong end of LV when we finally got frustrated enough to just get off and take a taxi to our hotel.\nNever again will I take a bus tour.\nThe Grand Canyon is truly breathtaking. If you are in Las Vegas and want to see it, RENT A CAR!
Class: invocable


Example: Please kill whoever staffed this place. \n\nI've lived in Scottsdale, so I'm no stranger to the scrutinizing of kicks by chubby short dudes in cheap suits. However, that doesn't mean I'm not tired of it. \n\nMy shoes were fine to get into the club actually - I was wearing worn out Monkey Boots from 1990. I was handsome and dressed pretty sharp and stylish. My presence could only improve the ambiance of this joint. One of the guys I was with had some nice plain white leather tennis shoes on that probably cost 3x as much as mine did when I bought them. He was denied entry. This means we were all denied entry.\n\nAlso, the fact that they allow people in who wear bedazzled t-shirts and who have never heard of toothpaste or deodorant makes my head spin. \n\nThe main problem I had with this place was with the bouncers who wouldn't let us in to look around... We were guests of the hotel and we couldn't get in. The first time we tried, one of us had the wrong shoes on... we went on with our night and had a good time and spent our money elsewhere. \n\nLater that evening, two of us wearing the right type of shoe tried to get in... it was the end of their night and there was no line and people were filing out, but things were still going on and they were still letting people in. We wandered up to the rope/fence that had no obvious entry point and got ignored. Nobody was manning the station either. It was just a few poorly dressed bouncers standing around a podium chatting and ignoring us.\n\nMy friend waved at them and then stepped over a spot where the rope was touching the ground to go talk to them and ask if we could get in to check the place out. We even identified ourselves as hotel guests and flashed our keys. At that point, one of the bouncers got all serious about his job/status and threatened to get physically violent with the both of us if we didn't leave the area. \n\nSeriously? That's how you treat guests of the hotel? We left without an eyeful of nightclub - we left with only an interesting topic of conversation for our elevator ride up to the room. \n\nIn the morning, after checkout, we wandered up to the front of the nightclub and asked a nice woman if we could take a peek inside. She gave us a quickie 2 minute tour of the first floor - the club looked like a weathered old cargo ship. Shit was held together with duct tape. To be fair, they were reupholstering parts of it - and to their credit, the layout of the place seemed somewhat interesting.\n\nOn an off-night, I'm sure a good time could be had here - in spite of the staff trying their best to thwart such a thing. I won't be visiting this club on any of my future visits, and I will be sure to let everyone know to avoid it. For a good time, head to the Chandelier bar just down the street.
Class: invocable
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I don't think we're ever coming back.  No one acknowledged us when we first came in.  Some lady was in the back talking on the phone.  She came up and finally seated us while still being on the phone.  \n\nThe place is dirty.  The floors are sticky and tile has holes in them.  The bathrooms are terrible.  We should have walked out then but we had a groupon and felt obligated to use it not to lose our money.  \n\nEventually the lady hung up and took our order.  We ordered mix appetizer, pad thai & pineapple fried rice. After several minutes of waiting - another person came up to the table and took our order AGAIN,  She had no idea what we had ordered.\n\nThe food came out.  It wasn't terrible but very uneventful.  Mix appetizer had crab wontons, egg rolls, tofu, and chicken satay.  Chicken satay was nice but basically chicken tenders rubbed in cheap curry from the grocery store.  My pad thai had very strong tomato paste taste to it which was weird. Hubby's fried rice had a very burnt taste to it.\n\nAfter 15 minutes I ran out and threw my food up outside... literally... I am still sick as I am writing this the following morning.