Example: My friends and I had an awful experience there last night. We were eating dinner there for my friend's birthday. When we were almost done, a concert started inside the bar. 5 minutes after we paid our tab, we were asked to leave. My friend responded that we would leave as soon as we finished our drinks. At that point, the staff member (not our server) slapped the beer off the table, put my friend in a headlock, and escorted him out. Totally inappropriate and uncalled for! When we asked to speak to a manager things got even more heated and punches were thrown. Another gentleman in our group walked away with a black eye. It was a crazy night and there was no reason for any of it to happen. We wanted to call the cops but opted to leave instead and call it a night. We will never return.
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Example: ***UPDATE 7/27/2010***\nI workout at the 24 Hour Fitness next to Chronic Tacos and came out to find Chronic Tacos flyers on the cars in the parking lot, including mine (see pics).  That's lame, taking to sleazy nightclub tactics to promote the business....blech!  One more reason not to go there for me.\n\n***ORIGINAL REVIEW***\nI passed by this place yesterday after having lunch at Upper Crust Pizza....it was very busy and looked cool, so I said I would try it the next day.\n\nWell....I stopped by for lunch after a workout at the gym.  It was 12:15 pm and there was a big line of about 20 people.  I decided to wait it out and see what everyone was waiting for.  While I was in line, it grew to about 30 people.\n\nThe place is decorated like a teenager's bedroom.  The walls are made of plywood and you are encouraged to tag up the walls with whatever (see pics).  I think the owners are MMA fans because there were MMA magazines all over the place and the guy who brought out my food had a MMA T-Shirt & hat.\n\nFood - I was going to try a Carne Asada burrito, but I wanted to try 2 dishes, so i opted for the Nachos (no meat) and a Carne Asada Fatty Taco.  It's a typical setup like you find at Qdoba/Zaba's/Chipotle where you order your food and you move down a line of people to add the toppings.\n\nThe Carne Asada Taco ordering process went smoothly, but the Nachos didn't....they forgot to make it as they rely on someone in the back who's not part of the assembly line to make it.  They yell out the order and I guess someone is suppose to pay attention and make it....well, they didn't.  No big deal at this point, it's only Nachos and it doesn't take a long time to make those....so, they told me when I paid that they would bring it out.\n\nI had a pretty good workout and built up a huge appetite, so I scarfed down the Carne Asada Taco while I waited for the Nachos.....it was pretty good, not great but good....nice flavor but it wasn't \""authentic\"".  i guess growing up in SoCal makes you a Mexi-Snob when it comes to Mexican Food.\n\nAfter a few minutes my Nachos came out....I was surprised to see that there was only cheese on top of chips.  Normally at Baja Fresh/Qdoba/Chipotle/Zaba's nachos are fully loaded with all the toppings....hell, I even paid extra for guacamole.  I asked the guy who brought them about it, he apologized about the guac and said he would come back with a cup of it....but he said that's how the Nachos with no meat are prepared, with just cheese.  What a disappointment!\n\nTo make matters worse, the cheese is shredded cheese that they melt on top of the chips....that in and of itself isn't that big a deal....what was really a big deal is that the cheese wasn't fully melted, just the top of it so it didn't stick to the chips and it fell all over the place because it was still cold and shredded underneath (see pics for details).  The guacamole was bland too.  I still ate it because I was hungry.  What a bad meal....I should have went somewhere else.\n\nThe place was crowded and the majority of the people in there were younger (early 20's and teens)....I guess they like the atmosphere.  Since I don't follow MMA at all, it didn't appeal to me.....and the years of writing crap on the walls are decades behind me.\n\nI would have rated the place 2 Stars if the line was shorter...but because the hype was built up and it didn't deliver, I gave it 1 Star.  It's the 1st 1 Star joint I've rated.\n\nWill I return?  Nah.....unless someone else was paying the bill.
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Example: Best tasting korean side dishes I've had yet.  Very friendly and welcoming owners.  Will make  sure  to come back next time I'm in Vegas !
Class: semitangent


Example: I came here for the first time on a Tuesday night to learn the East Cost Swing.  I was filled with trepidation.  I found it hard to imagine how one could learn an entire dance in thirty minute's time, and then be expected to swing around the dance floor with swing savvy partners.\n\nThere are two types of people in the dancing world: those that can and those that can't.  When you possess a natural rhythm, you can always improvise if you know what an eight count is.  If you have no rhythm, no amount of improvisation will make you or your partner look good.\n\nFatCat is one of those places where novice and expert come together for a swingin' good time.\n\nAmong the many other styles of dance classes offered here, ranging from 5-7 dollars a night, Tuesday night is Swing dancing night.\n\nMy partner and I arrived at 7:30PM.  The ballroom was filled with about 150 people.  A male and female instructor came out in the middle of our circle and began the instruction with the simple art of bouncing from one foot to the other, stepping back, triple stepping to the left and right.  Once we had the steps down, turns were implemented, then came the twirls, and I marveled at how easy it was.  As we were encouraged to practice with a partner, the large circle of swinging hopefuls rotated after each new step learned.  This increased the anxiety level for me, as I had to get to know a new dance partner every minute.  However, the upside of this is that each new partner taught me something new, and I learned for the first time how to let somebody lead.  \n\nGentle hint for the men out there: The pressure is on you.  You have to know how to lead the woman.  If she doesn't know what she's doing, like I did, you need to know how to guide and coach her through the steps.  (Which worked wonders for me)\n\nThere was such an eclectic mix of people there.  Young and old, as well as varying cultural and ethnic backgrounds.\n\nWithin a half hour, the instructor felt we were ready to embrace the dance floor.  The invitation was open to seek out a new partner, or find our old one amidst the sweating bodies.\n\nThe music makes you feel like you are on the set of \""Swing Kids,\"" the jazz is two and three-step, which gives you no other choice than to wear yourself out.  In the crowd you will spy guys and gals dressed in jazzy clothes, swinging around the dance floor.  It is great entertainment, great exercise, and such a fun date!
Class: semitangent


Example: I used to really enjoy this place, I even purchased a Growler of beer last year, at which time they gave me a punch card and \""next refill only $3\"" (maybe it was $2 or $4)coupon which didn't expire for over a year. I was like \""Shit yes! that's an awesome deal!\"" So earlier this summer(I know I'm a little late on the review) I took my growler in to get filled so I would have some delicious beer to drink while watching the NFL draft. The bartender that helped me was very nice, she let me sample the draft beers and gave me water to rinse between samples, she even found me a new twist cap for my growler since I didn't have one. This was a big deal since they now have new growlers that do not have the same twist caps as my older growler. At this point I was thinking \""I knew I loved this place, they are awesome.\""\n\nThis is where it went south. I decided on the beer I wanted and presented my punch card and my coupon. When the bartender returned with my bill I was very surprised to see that she charged me full price for the growler and not for what the coupon had said. She also returned a new punch card that still only had the single punch as the one I had given her, no second punch for the growler I was purchasing. I asked her about the coupon and she replied \""It was old, we don't have those anymore\"" The expiration date was clearly written on the coupon in sharpie marker and it was well before that expiration date. I explained this to the bartender and asked her if they really do not accept their own valid coupons that are not yet expired to which she replied \""nope\"". I was and am still appalled that a place of business would not honor their own coupons!! I was at a loss of words and didn't know how else I could try to help the bartender see how ridiculous this was. She was very rude and short with me  and showed no concern for trying to understand the situation. At which point I left and thought \""What the shit just happened? A business that doesn't accept their own coupons......\"" They had the perfect opportunity to provide exemplary customer service and make everything right, I wish they would have at least tried.
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Example: Gorgeous hotel, just like the Venetian, with a feeling you are actually in Paris and outside.  Fantastic!   Great shopping and eating.  Next time, I would love to dine at the Eiffel Tower!   It is awesome how you enter the restaurant inside the hotel and the tower goes through the roof with dining at the top. I'm sure it's a great view.   My favorite shop inside is SHOOZ..... oh the gorgeous shoes!   And, of course, we dined at Ramsay's Steak restaurant which was an ultimate experience on its own.   The exterior is also fantastic for photography, my favorite hobby, hopefully future career :)  Downside again...... would be the smoky casino in the middle of the place.  Why can't they find private rooms for those activities???   Hmmmm, just not a fan of that habit.
Class: semitangent


Example: My birthday arrives not too long ago. So my fiancee decided to take me to this supposedly hidden gem in the dessert. I can understand why its hidden. She made a reservation for us at 9 and we still have to wait 10 minutes before we got seated, whats the reservation for then? \n\nWe ordered the grill octopus which is just that grilled octopus. Burned not enough seasoning and yah its not fair cos I come from the island that knows how cook octopus properly  and it doesnt live up to my standard. Ordered the steak and its just doesnt taste good. The server never asked me if I want any extra sauce or sides. Maybe because they think we are asian and dont want to balloon the bill so that he dont have to take a hit if we dont tip him well. \n\nI am sorry, thats not how we roll. If you dont fuck up too much, you will still get your 20 %. Trully mediocre birthday dessert. So and so food, a one and done for me. I give a star for the decor, another star because my fiancee try ever so hard to take me to a nice 4.5 restaurant but am sorry. My standard is way higher than barrymore. No thanks.
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Example: McCarran is my favorite airport for layovers.  Weather delays are rare, the airport itself isn't too crowded, wifi is free, and if you need some other way to kill time you can always hit up the slot machines.
Class: semitangent
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