Example: The good: they offer you samples of their marinated meats. Plenty of seating, since the place is empty. \n\nThe bad: \nI ordered a burrito. The menu lists about 5 tortilla options but they only have gigantic flour ones. They heated it on a surface covered in oil and got it all oily and nasty instead of soft. The portions of fillings were small and were not prepared well. The thing was half tortilla. I didn't even taste the meat.  \n\nWith tax the burrito was over $8.00. It was worth perhaps $3.00. Even Filberto's is better. I won't be back.
Class: dreiling


Example: This place has a great vibe. One major major problem  !!! They only have fake non 100% agave tequila - #josecuervo \nBrandi was a nice waitress but not very understanding on us and how we feel. This is not a real Mexican restaurant so don't come here unless u want sub par food n fake tequila. Service is nice though! \nSo expect to feel all warm n fuzzy inside n they got sports on!!  Ughhh so I'm gonna give it 2 stars. I'm feeling nice
Class: dreiling


Example: What's good enough for Nic Cage is good enough for me.\n\nHave been here twice now, both for lunch.   First time I got take out and did the Parma cold sandwich without cheese.   The guy helping me seemed a little preoccupied during the ordering process, and particularly when I was trying to get my iced tea I'd ordered.   A few minutes later I finally realized why he seemed to be brushing me aside (that's a strong way to put it, he was still friendly).   Nic Cage and his wife and son (presumably) were dining at one of the tables nearby.   Now there was a large part of me that wanted to be the annoying fan and run over and ask for him to do a scene of Bad Lieutenant from Port of Call (youtube this immediately if you're unaware).   Since his wife and kid were with him, I figured that might not be the best idea, so I settled for a scene from the Wicker Man instead.   Okay so I really just sat and did nothing and waited for my food.   When I ate it later at my office, I was greatly impressed.  A plethora of olives, pepperocinis and various italian meats.  I marked it as reason #41 why I will never go to a Subway by choice again and awaited my next opportunity to strike.\n\nWell that came yesterday, when I brought a co-worker with me for a sit down lunch.   I was dead set to try a pasta so I could have a more well rounded Yelp Review (I do it all for you guys).   Unfortunately while looking through the menu I couldn't shake the pics of the italian beef sandwich I'd seen in the pics section on this site.  I asked our extremely friendly and efficient waitress which I should get, the italian beef or the rigatoni and she said she hadn't had the rigatoni but the italian beef is amazing.   I mean she didn't even upsell me the extra $1.75 for the pasta.   Sorry Yelp, but the well rounded review will have to wait.  \n\nTo go all 17 year old snapchatter on you:   OMG at this sandwich!!! :) :) :)     Just unbelievably stuffed full of juicy beef, pepperocini and with a healthy serving of lusciously melted cheese.   Then with a big bowl of au jus to dip it in.   I'm used to au jus from lesser quality restaurants being very thin and not extremely flavorful.   Not here.   Thick with beef flavor, because what you really need when shoving your mouth full of 2 pounds of beef on a sandwich is more beef flavor.    And you know what?  That's not all.  I'm pretty sure the bread was garlic bread.   In fact, I'm sure of it because the rest of the day my mouth couldn't shake that garlic flavor and flowers wilted when I breathed on them.    A+\n\nRefills on the iced tea came at a fast pace, and I even inconvenienced our poor waitress by asking for one to go, as well as by signing the wrong receipt on a 50/50 split check because I'm a massive idiot.  She took it all in stride.\n\nI promise, next time I'll try the pasta (and get a creepshot of Nic Cage)
Class: oviparal


Example: Wow just came into town on business, what a great place! Modern, great music with an awesome atmosphere. Very interesting and friendly people here. I would definitely come back.
Class: oviparal
Classify the following: Since I moved last year, I needed a new vet and my friend recommended this clinic and as soon as I saw Dr.Debbie White was a vet here I got excited considering I loved her book about Pugs (How to be your Pugs Best Friend) I found on Amazon earlier last year. The only reason I can not give this place 5 stars is because I'm not quite satisfied with the Front Desk/Office Management/Customer Service of this clinic. However, Dr. Debbie White definitely gets 4 stars for dealing with my pugs and I!\n\nI'm a crazy pug mom and love them like my children and as I've been taking veterinary classes I always go crazy and ask a billion questions to be sure I'm always on the right track. Just like my previous vet, Dr.White keeps a smile on her face and is always happy to answer my questions/concerns even the repetitive or silly ones. I love how she handles my pugs and always brings up special things about the breed during the exams. It makes me more comfortable bringing my pugs here knowing they will be under her care.\n\nI'm still upset about how the front desk refused to take my first exam free coupon off my phone back in August, even though I explained my printer was broken and I assumed showing it off my phone would be ok considering it saves the trees but they said \""sorry we need it on paper in order to accept it\"". So I still had to pay $60 even though they advertise it on their website as FREE for new clients. They also charge an exam fee for re-checks which is disappointing as my last vet does not do that. Although they didn't charge me an exam fee today even though they diagnosed Luna with an ear infection so hey that was nice and kind of made up for it. They also do give out complimentary Pet ID cards that have the renew dates for your pet's vaccinations which is helpful for people who can't remember like myself.\n\nI may live 15-20 minutes away but I believe I'll still come here as long as Dr.White is located at this clinic. I met one of the other Doctors - Dr. Stark? he did lily's rabies shot in September and I was notttttt a fan of him which makes me definitely only want to see Dr.White from now on.