Example: Picture the least attractive person you'd settle for if you were drunk and desperate.\n\nReplace 'person' with 'restaurant' and The Coffee Shop seriously tests this minimum standard.\n\nOpen 24 hours, this place has a comically bipolar menu.  Hmm, how do I decide between Trout Almondine, Teriyaki Glazed Pacific Salmon Bowl, and a Stuffed Philly Cheese Steak Potato?  Yeah...I didn't...I chose the pancakes w/ bananas and caramelized almonds.  Not bad.\n\nFactor in the lame Denny's like atmosphere and you should really avoid being drunk and desperate enough to eat here.\n\nNote:  They have an offshoot neighbor that specializes in Pho.  Weird.  But I would try that in a hearbeat before going back here.  That's open 3 AM on Friday/Saturday and midnight on Sunday-Thursday.
Class: enameling


Example: Great price and lots of good quality supps. The protein section is wide but I find no where in Vegas that carries my top 2 products, Species and Blue Star. BUT they have every preworkout I could ever want(hopefully they'll be getting the Rich Piana stuff in soon). A ton of herbal supps and vitamins, good choices on BCAAs glutamine creatine and N.O. boosters. Big selection and cheap as Internet pricing. Can't go wrong as long as you know what you want, have an idea, because the selection is really really big and you can get overwhelmed. I send all my clients here.
Class: unbench


Example: Best late night pizza on Carson! Drunk eats can't be beat, and the staff was really cool as well.
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Example: This place is amazing! Great food, best Bloody Mary I ever had and sooooooo dog friendly! Can't wait to come back!
Class: unbench


Example: In a town that doesn't have many used media stores, this is one of the best. They have a great selection of mostly used blu-rays, dvds, video games and cds and their prices are among the lowest I've seen.\n\nOn several different occasions, I have stopped by this store looking for one thing and ended up with something completely different. The film selection changes pretty frequently and most movies or shows can be purchased for under $20.\n\nThis is the best store in Vegas for new releases, often having multiple used copies of a movie within days of home release. They also have a great selection of $1 dvds that puts Redbox to shame. \n\nNext time you are looking to buy a particular a movie in Las Vegas, try checking here first. If they have it, you won't find it cheaper anywhere else.
Class: unbench


Example: centurylink as a whole company is full of liars and people who don't care and who are rude. they are rude and they know they can get away with it, let me tell you this companies, in the past with poor service and customer service eventually struggle as cusotmers flee to other choices.
Class: enameling


Example: I would have given it a 2 star but the staff seems to believe its own \""bs\"".  Besides being more than overpriced, the food was tasteless.  The parmigiana cheese on the Caesar salad was like eating a church wafer, the shrimp in the scampi was like eating old bread when you have a head cold.  This restaurant needs to go back to the basics and start over with a new chef.  It was terrible, don't mind paying for good food, paying for this insulted me..
Class: enameling


Example: My friend lives down the street and I wanted to see what the Hochelaga Bourgeoisie eats, this is a fancy restaurant that's in a neighborhood full of hot dog, poutine and pizza joints.\n\nThe first thing I noticed is the size and layout, not traditional and must be gorgeous in the summer with terrace and park. \n\nThe waiter was very friendly and the service was good.\n\nThe food was hit and miss, I had the shrimp with sweet and sour sauce,($9 for three jumbo pieces). Amazing, except for the sauce, but no big deal\n\nMy friend had the Calamari, which is not fried, so a bit disappointing as the long winded description did not say if it was grilled, fried, or something between boiled and zapped.\n\nOnto the mains, my friend had the salmon, which was ok, \nI had the rib steak ($29), big letdown, it was grey to begin with and lacked flavor, texture, I had to force myself to finish it.\n\nThe desserts were very good, I had the cronut with maple ice cream ($8)\n\nI must include this in my review by mentioning i got a little bit sick after my meal, It was the only mealy I had after waking up and did not eat for many hours afterwards. I hope it's a one off and not something that happens too often.\n\nI would go back to try other stuff as they have a cheaper nighttime menu for $20, which is a bargain, might raise my rating a bit.
Class: enameling
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I remember visiting Lotus of Siam in my pre-Yelp days.  I read all the (Zagat) hype, heard all the praise, and, on more than one occasion, mentioned the reviews of it being the \""Best Thai in North America.\""\n\nAll in all, it ended up being a huge letdown and I was embarrassed at bringing a large party of 8 to this restaurant and making reservations one month in advance.  \n\n1) Location - Lotus of Siam is located in the middle of a strip mall and it isn't an easy location for most cabs to find.  The neighborhood is questionable and in the evenings is probably not the safest locale.\n\n2) Decor - reflective of its strip mall location, the interior is nothing special.  There are, however, typical Thai touches (flowers and statues) and plenty of newspaper articles touting it's reputation as a great Thai restaurant.\n\n3) Food - While many reviews talk about the amazing flavors and the incredible tastes, I found everything to be absolutely average.  Given the high expectations, I was obviously disappointed, but even without those expectations, I'd be hard pressed to even call the food good.  All the dishes chosen were \""signature\"" dishes recommended by our waiter and each failed to impress.\n\nWith every bite I took, I just wondered how the heck the Gourmet magazine food review could be so off and what kool-aid all the reviewers were drinking.  Even now, I can think of a dozen Thai restaurants better than Lotus of Siam and probably only one or two that I've considered worse.  \n\nIn the end, as I waited 45 minutes for a cab to pick up our group from the seedy strip mall location, I figured it all must be a tourist trap.  One  stellar review must have spawned the rest or maybe, none of the people who were gushing over Lotus had ever been to a Thai restaurant.  \n\nFor the Las Vegas that is home  to the $4.99 Steak and Egg breakfast and the 24 hour buffet, Lotus of Siam may be a revolutionary restaurant.  But for North America??  Lotus of Siam falls amazingly flat.