Example: From a guy who lives in chicago, the best place in the world to eat..this place has horrible burgers. Yes, they are much better then most of the food you can get in Vegas, but I just cant understand why people seem to like them..there is nothing particularly special about a large greasy burger with the gimmick of putting as many patties on it as you want.\n\nMy parents used to own a business right down the street off of tropicana I believe and coming from green valley wed drive by this place all the time..and every once in a while wed stop by. As a kid i didnt like it that much..but then coming back when i was in my 20's to party in Vegas i tried it again and realized just how bad it is.\n\nIf you're an out of towner from the east or midwest, dont bother eating here, you can get better food at any local beef/hot dog joint. If your from Vegas or the west..enjoy, because its better then most the food you can get out there.
Class: pow


Example: I DIDNT EVEN STAY HERE AND IT SUCKED\n\nOk, so I actually stayed at the Palazzo which was just awesome. I came here to see the Bodies exhibit though.\n\nTHE WORSE experience ever in Vegas was here at the Luxor. WATCH OUT for the sales people they have working the casino floor trying to get you to sign up for all these shows and stuff if you go to some seminar they have.\n\nI came here and asked these people that LOOKED like customer service people where I could buy tickets. They threw a huge sales pitch about how they can sell them 50% off if I go sit through some seminar down at another hotel. I said uh no im leaving tonight, they said fine, will u be back in 6 months, i said probably, it is vegas!\n\nTHEN she said ok well if you give me $99 today I can book you three nights for sometimes in the next 6 months plus you have to go see this hotel and we'll sell you tickets. I said im sorry im not interested I just want to see the Bodies exhibit. She said WHATS THE PROBLEM, DO YOU NOT HAVE $99 ????\""  I was literally shocked.  After I told her to pound sand I was on my way upstairs to find the real ticket sellers,  still no luck kept running into more pushy sales people.  Everywhere you turn there is an upsell and a promotion.\n\nThe lux is HURTING for money and u can totaly tell, it wreaks of desperation.\n\nThis place can kiss my ace, ill never step foot in here again, this pice of crap needs to be raised to thr ground and rebuilt with some real money, ghetto !!!!
Class: pow


Example: We love the aquarium and zoo! This zoo is specifically set up so that you don't miss a thing! We drove from Cleveland to see the aquarium which is so much better than ours! Definitely recommend to anyone to come and enjoy!
Class: Torydom


Example: Loved the new Makutu's Island took my cousins daughters a month ago and just celebrated my husbands cousins 5th birthday, Emma our birthday coordinator was so attentive she asked the birthday girl what type of pizza she wanted and what part of the cake she wanted making her feel like a princess. She kept us on schedule in under an hour. The kids loved it. My nephew said that the renovated place is better than the old Makutus.\n\nMy cousins daughters came down from Tucson and had a blast. The slides are fast and the kids had a ball. We played basketball, Deal or No Deal and Dance Off in the arcade. Ate pizza and enjoyed slushies and frozen yogurt. Lots of fun! There was even a section for my cousins two year old.
Class: Torydom
Classify the following: I usually see the bright side of any situation, but for my experience here a 2-star review is generous and it is mostly because of the food. I came here on 08/24 at around 4:30 pm. We came specifically to this restaurant for two reasons, we had a gift certificate/coupon, and we were attending the Cardinals game at 7 pm. We intended to sit, relax, pace our eats, and drink until the game. At the time we were seated, there wasn't any wait, and there were only two tables full in the area we were sat. We looked online before we came and they had a lot of good looking choices. We we were seated, we were given a one page (front/back) Special Event menu. On this special menu, there wasn't that many options, but we thought whatever and we were hungry. Our thoughts were if the menu is smaller everything should be done correctly, wrong so wrong.  For appetizers we ordered Chips & Salsa, guacamole, and jalapeno poppers.\nChips- Wouldn't call them chips. More like tostadas broken in half and sometimes thirds.\nSalsa- Not much flavor or spice and lacked salt\nGuacamole- tasted like avocados were previously frozen or was in a plastic container. It lacked salt and flavor. To improve it, we used our limes from our beverages, added salt, and the salsa we had at our table. Made it better, but not by much.\nJalapeno poppers- Not what I expected. Was basically cream cheese, bacon, and diced jalapenos molded together and shaped like a jalapeno. Had good flavor and was possibly fried a little too long, but it had bacon in it, so how bad could it be.\nFor our entrees we ordered the taco salad and the classic taco with refried beans. I did not taste the taco salad, but it was described as OK. I had the Classic taco plate with refried beans. As stated before, everything lacked salt. I can honestly say Taco Bell tacos and pintos & cheese are far more superior then what I ate at Calico Jack's.\nNow here is where the disappointment gets a little deeper. We went to pay for our bill and was told that we could NOT use our gift certificate on Special Events. Special Event? It's just a pre-season Cardinal game and being walking distance to the stadium (0.3 miles) should not be deemed a special event. I love the Cardinals, but it's no New Years celebration. Now we had to pay around $75.00 for a below standard meal when we could have gladly paid that and more at the Yard House which was nearby. Being irritated by this, my wife asked to speak to the manager to show us where it stated this on our gift certificate (really couldn't/didn't explain it well), but told us that on game days it's considered a special event, and that the menu it scaled back to items that can be cooked/prepared quickly, and that their corporate office decides when the special events are. So basically they are being lazy and greedy to quickly turn over tables.We said when we came in to the establishment, there wasn't that many people in the restaurant. We also mentioned that the food was not at all that good and he said he couldn't control what came out of the kitchen. \nIs it fair or right for them to claim around 125 events from steps away Jobing .com Arena and over 110 events at University of Phoenix Stadium as special events? Needless to say, I will not be returning to this place even if it were free. If you do, just go for the drinks, because those were very good, well made, and not watered down. Our waitress was very good and pleasant as well as all the other table staff.