Example: Too loud and dark inside and waaay too smokey outside, if that is your scene, then you would probably enjoy the Cornish Pasty co. Service was also really slow and my food was super salty and luke warm when it did finally come, blech!
Class: sanctitude


Example: I love coming to Crescent mostly because I get to hang out with loved ones when I'm here. My bf's hipster brother lives closeby and we don't get to see him often, so I've always had a good time catching up with him here. We've always sat outside in the patio area and I love it. You can hear the live music from outside but you can still have a conversation without yelling. The servers are super friendly and always bring drinks out fast. I recommend getting some trail mix to munch on with some beers.
Class: heterochromia


Example: Sorry, I wanted to like this place.  Very nice owner/server.\n\nFirst this is a very tiny place.  Someone posted they ordered a marguerita and I cannot imagine this place ever having a liquor license.  Beverages were pretty much in the can or from the soda fountain only.  That was no big deal but we were hoping to go somewhere where you could have a few drinks.\n\nHad Carne Asada tacos (just OK), Tripe tacos (better than the Carne Asada), Carnitas (probably the best choice) and Adobada (the worst).  We were there with no one else in the place.  Salsa is very good but chips are obviously from a bag (no surprise as this is a tiny low volume restaurant).  \n\nWe ate our tacos and left wishing we'd tried something else.  Again not bad food but after seeing all the hype here on Yelp, we were very much let down.
Class: sanctitude


Example: Well i seen some 1 and 2 stars, don't know what the hell they talking about, but this place rocks. I gave them a 4 star cuz too many people take their kids and cant control them there. LOL. \n\nBut the food is the SHIZZNIT!!!! \n\nThe Chips they bring out are nice crunchy and salt to taste. the salsas and the Lil bean dip uffffff, love it. \n\nThe food is nice and spicy, since I'm Mexican i can handle the heat. \nI always get the Pollo con Queso, can you say DELISIOSO!!! \nMy favorite. \n\nWaiter/es all are kind and helping on ordering. \nIf your into Mexican food, its a need to try.
Class: heterochromia
Considreing the above, classify the following: I have only been once, this past Sunday, but left after nearly three hours. It was as if Sanford & Son had taken over an auction house. I kept waiting for TLC to show up with a camera crew; it was such utter chaos.\n\nThere must have been 600 lots up for auction, ranging from nice Victorian-era furniture to very cheap trinkets you might encounter at Goodwill. Auction lots were hand labeled/numbered with tape, but this soon seemed meaningless as there was no rhyme, reason or order to what lot was auctioned next. Mr. Brunk, the owner, would wander the room picking up pots and pans for the next item, or another painting, while the previous item was being auctioned. And there was no printout or listing. If you came for one specific item, or items, listed on their website, you were liable to be stuck there the entire day waiting, hopeful, that luck would be on your side and your item would be randomly picked next from the dusty hoard.\n\nMind you, just because your item(s) were listed on the website for that day doesn't seem to mean they were going to be actually auctioned off that day. We drove 42 miles from Chandler across the valley to Sun City for this \""auction\"" only to be informed in Mr. Brunk's opening monologue (he should do standup) that they hadn't bothered to unpack or sort all the boxes this week. In short, for us, the items we had planned to bid on but couldn't find on the floor, were apparently still in boxes and would likely (no guarantee) be up for bid next Sunday.\n\nSpeaking of standing, we arrived to find a large building with easily 100+ seats inside, but most, if not all, were marked with tape, reserving them for \""regulars\"" of the auction. We could understand this practice if, indeed, the regulars would bid on things, but from what we could tell, many of the regulars came for the bar-b-que sandwiches (pretty good), the cameraderie (fine, whatever), and the fun of a day out of the house in dusty, windswept Sun City, AZ. Within minutes of the auction starting, we counted at least six \""regulars\"" already fast asleep in chairs that might have gone to actual bidders who were left standing around the room's edges.\n\nAfter nearly three hours, we'd had enough. Mind you, these folks were pro's at getting people to pay $50 for chipped glass boxes you can get for $5 at the swap meet, which is probably where they found them.\n\nIf you're looking for \""Honey Boo Boo & Family Go to the Auction\"", you'll find no better place... and the BBQ was decent.