Example: I don't think I've ever given a Starbucks a bad review.... because, well, they're Starbucks and they're the same the world over, right?\n\nOne would think.\n\nThe drinks are more money here, but that's because they're inside a casino and they can get away with gouging the tourists.  Fine, okay, I expect a certain level of that.  But... this is the ONLY Starbucks I have ever been to where they did NOT have any Wifi access.  And I mean none at all, not even a \""paid\"" level.  Nothing.  I desperately needed a Wifi connection to upload an assignment for grad school - you would think I could do it here over a cup of coffee.  \n\nThat would be a negative.  Most likely because it would \""compete\"" with the Wifi access that the casinos offer - which, of course, you have to pay for (at least, in my case, I did).  This is NOT COOL, folks.\n\nI have NEVER seen a Starbucks without Wifi access before... but I have now.  I'm not likely to come back, especially when you can't even get a seat outside half the time because it's jam-packed.  And they sit for hours, hours, hours.  If you don't have Wifi access here, there is NO need to sit here for 12 hours taking up space - drink your overpriced lattes and LEAVE so someone else can sit down.\n\nNot recommended.
Class: loaferish


Example: A bummer. We had dined at China Chili for several years, but the last experience was a disaster. On Saturday March 15th, my wife and I had dishes we'd loved before, such as chicken with sizzling rice soup and chicken in birds nest (chicken with vegetables with a potato chip like basket).\n\nWithin hours, I suffered severe symptoms of food poisoning. Without a day my wife did as well. For the next month, I continued to suffer severe gastrointestinal problems, and remain under a doctor's care. My wife was OK after a couple of days, but this was a nightmare.\n\nThis is direct cause and effect. I've never had such severe problems before, and this was the only meal where my wife and I had the same dishes.\n\nI complained to the Maricopa County restaurant examiners, but they weren't interested unless others complained as well. Meantime there is no way I would ever return. I don't need the aggravation.
Class: loaferish


Example: To pricey.. ordered spam masubi and Turon bites.. spam masubi the rice was to hard n I think the spam wasn't cook right. N the turon bite wasn't the turon I was expecting. .. so I give it a 2 for now..
Class: loaferish


Example: What I look for in a good barbecue is moist and tender meat with a strong smoke aroma and a spicy rub. Looking at the good reviews for this place, my group and I decided to come to this place.  The place itself is small so try not to come during the rush for lunch because you won't find a place to sit.  What really did like right off the bat here is that they have a large smoker you can see by the side of the building as you walk in, and you can smell the smoke already! My group ordered a combination platter called The Pit and it came with spare ribs, brisket, sausage and pulled pork.  We also shared the outlaw burger, which eventually stole the show. The sausage had a mild smokey flavor but it was a little dry. Everything else was very moist and tender and had a good smokey flavor.  The pulled pork and brisket were very tender and flavorful and didn't need any sauce.  The ribs were a little tough to eat off the bone I   I thought, and I didn't get any extra spiciness from the rub. And when I tried to kick it up a noth by adding their bbq sauce, It didnt work.  Their bbq sauce is very bland.  It has no spiciness or tang or zing.  Just mildy dressed up tomatoe sauce. The best thing I tasted there was the OUTLAW BURGER.  The baddass big flavor patty, the onion strings, and the tangy mayo were awesome together.  My advice is to come for the Outlaw burge, pulled pork, and the brisket!
Class: cytioderm


Example: This is the ONLY place to go if you want a mechanic who will be completely honest and fair with you. My husband's family has been coming here for the past 20 years and would only trust them with their vehicles. My truck had grinding brakes, a busted radiator, and a transmission that had black tar-like fluid.  Corby let me know up front what the issues were and was more than willing to give me a very reasonable price to fix it up. My truck is perfect now and drives like a new one.
Class: cytioderm


Example: Chicken nachos were pretty good. I like the Mac & cheese.
Class: cytioderm
Considreing the above, classify the following: I've heard a lot of raving reviews, and yes, the burgers are pretty good (for the price).  When I received mine, the bottom half of the bun was really cold, and it did not arrive the way I asked.  After the meal, I ordered a frozen custard mixer.  That also wasn't given to me the way I ordered it.  When I told them they left out one of my choices of toppings, they decided to throw the entire thing away, and make me out to be a jerk when I wasn't trying to at all.