Example: While I'm not a big fan of non-standard nail establishments (see my Madison Avenue review, then let Debra or Kate work their magic on you), Valley Nails definitely gets it done. \n\nSome of the best nail designs you will ever see. So it pains me to write this review!\n\nThe only reason why I have to knock off three stars is false advertising. And excessive push for additional services I said \""no\"" to multiple times.\n\nBack in my student days when home one summer, I just wanted an express pedicure. Didn't need the crazy scrubs, massage, just some sexy looking toes. \n\nWhen I presented my ID while cashing out, the woman turned to speak with another woman and told me because I didn't spend over $30, I would only get $5 off my service. \n\n... Not a single sign in sight that states this stipulation on any service menu in the salon. \n\nYeup, very shady, Valley Nails!\n\nIf you're not going to honor what's advertised or at least post the stipulation of what you told me ... Don't offer it, period.\n\nI paid and left without being too disgruntled, but not too sure I'll be back.
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Example: Good work, roy. Thanks for the insight
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Example: I'd give it 5 stars but the drinks are spendy.   Not sure why people are saying the drinks are watered down.  If you like a traditional margarita from scratch that is what it tastes like.  The star is supposed to be the requila and it is.  I even added a shot of grand manier and it was awesome.   The tacos are like 3-4.50 each.  The steak taco's are incredible especially the one with the fried egg.  the staff was VERY friendly.  we were greeted with huge smiles by everyone.  Everyoen is friendly.   there is a queso dip that is not on the menu! I loved it my friend didn't and they even took it off th ebill becasue she didnt.  So service is excellent.  I will go back again for sure.  I already called a friend and said we need to go for happy hour.    Also there is 3!!!! pages of tequila there to add to your margarita or drink straight and there is even oen for $80.  I didnt try it.   I am not sure what the reviewer who spent 175 bucks ordered.  There were 3 of us for lunch and it was 32 after tip.
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Example: I will fully admit that I haven't eaten at a lot of pizzerias. I will disclaim that I was here only to redeem my free birthday pizza. But I have to say that this is one of the best pizza experiences that I've had.\n\nI managed to get in after peak lunch, when few other patrons were around. The hostess and server both asked me if I'd been to Grimaldi's before and proceeded to explain the menu when I stated that I hadn't. Having looked at the menu online and noted the fine print on the birthday offer, I knew I could get the large (18\"") pizza with tomato sauce for $16 and add a $2 topping without additional charge. The server was nice enough to tell me about this nuance anyway. She also offered to choice of a small (16\"") pizza for $14 and two $2 toppings, but I had done the math and realized that I'd lose 21% of the surface area. In other words, not the best value.\n\nI chose meatballs as my topping. I figured that pepperoni and sausage are common enough, so why not try something else? I was tempted to go for the white sauce w/ garlic, the pesto, or the calzone variations, but I figured that the tomato sauce had to be good enough if this was such a famous chain.\n\nDuring the 20+ minute wait (yes, they do have to assemble the pizza and fire it up in that coal brick oven), I spent time looking at the various black and white photos on the wall, pondering whether the brick walls were authentic or a replica, and listening to older music by Sinatra and similar singers. This isn't just \""hey let me describe the decor\"" time, but rather a warning that solo eating can be boring here. I also wonder how they manage to keep it going with the restaurant is busy if it takes so long...\n\nThe pizza finally came out, and the employee who brought out the pizza also conveniently plated one slice for me. I was surprised a bit that the pizza wasn't too hot, but I suppose the thin crust cools off quickly. Speaking of which, the crust was really crispy. The sauce, cheese, and meatballs were all balanced in flavor and savory. The parmesan cheese, oregano, garlic powder, and red pepper flakes all added some nice flavors. The crust was only truly burnt on part of the edge; otherwise, it's charred just enough.\n\nI'm looking forward to seeing if I can restore some nice texture to the crust on my leftovers. I think the large pizza can easily support a dinner for one or two other people, although it might be a stretch for a party of four unless you add a salad. Aside from the small concern with my server not checking on me at all until after I'd stopped eating (coincidentally, just after another table had been seated), I had a very enjoyable meal and would not hesitate to recommend this place for pizza, even if I don't truly know what else is out there.
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Example: I was NOT impressed! The service was good...that's about it. The chicken sandwhich tasted like it had been left out a while before it was cooked...definitely not fresh!\nTheir mashed potatos were good although they served it with sausage gravy which was unique. \nThe cost was ok. Typical chicken place. The (women's) restroom wasn't cleaned very well and neither was the restaurant. Trying to find a clean table was not hard... only one amongst several messy tables. \nThe only plus to the restaurant was the servers. They had smiles and treated us well. \nIt was the first Bojangles I've been to and I was not impressed in the least.
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Example: Always fun and good food.  We come here every year during NFR.  The only thing was this year the steaks were not as big and juicey as I remember.  Sorry.
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Example: Worst customer service I even have them a 2nd then 3rd chance. Calling in the order was a nightmare, girl talking to 3 people at 1 time phone rang forever. Could not even read the order back, and on top of that when I got there to pick up the food it was wrong. I love there food! To bad that was my last time there ever!!!
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Example: Absolutely ridiculous. I ordered 40$ worth of food from this location to have delivered. It comes almost 2 hours later. The lady comes in drops it on my desk and walks out. I ordered a medium cheese steak and a small, plus some other side items. I opened my sandwiches and they gave me 2 veggie sandwiches . I call the store that delivered and I was told that they weren't the store that delivered . It must have been the one on Frank Lloyd Wright and the 101. That's ridiculous. I am less then a mile away from the Old Town location. The Old Town Capriottis manager was rude and no help at all. I called the other Capriottis and they apologized and said that they didn't take that order. But they will send out the food for us anyways. But guess what? They never showed up. I will not bring returning as a customer. This is unacceptable and the customer service is terrible . This place probably won't exist in 5 years at this rate.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: Average place.. I got my nail done here once and the next day they cracked and they fixed it for free but then A couple days later another one broke I just wasn't impressed with the service.