Example: I've had two such experiences at REI that have made me questions their hiring practices. One, when asking for a book about waterholes canyon the sales person assumed I knew nothing about climbing or canyoneering then proceeded to say something long the lines of that it is people like me who are worsening the permit situation on the Grand Canyon. The second situation was when purchasing a bike for a 6 year old who can ride without training wheels. Asked to put them on anyways because the bike was big for him. The clerk argued with me about not putting them on and then was heard saying \""what is this shit\"" while walking away. \n\nOther than these two negative experiences I have found that a bunch of ill experienced chads with lots of clinic experience run the show here.
Class: gaily


Example: Best...coffee...ever!
Class: pistillate


Example: Smashburger?  More like...SALTburger.  Went here last night after hearing good things from friends and fellow yelpers....left disappointed with swollen tongues and greasy fingers. Between the two of us we ordered the BBQ Bacon burger(added the fried egg), Mushroom Swiss burger, regular fries and onion strings.  The burgers, while seemingly good at the initial few bites, soon covered our hands with grease and the fries/onion strings COATED in salt were nothing special. The flavor of the burgers was ruined because all we could taste was SALT!!!  For $25... we'll keep our money; and blood pressure at a normal level.
Class: gaily


Example: We came here for dinner while staying at the cosmopolitan hotel. The place is clean, hip, and big! The food is fresh and tasty. The options are ordinary for buffet though. We got there around 8:30pm mad were told that they are closing around 9:30 pm... Obviously, many dishes are no longer available, only few sushi piece left, no fish dishes, or king crab legs...\nThe desert on the other hand is very tasty... A lot of chocolate... \n\nThe reason I give this place 4 star is for the cleanliness, quality, and their desert bar!\nWould recommend to come early so that you can get all variety of dishes!\n$41 + tips per person for dinner is quite hefty!
Class: pistillate


Example: I love this place! I took my father here today for his birthday dinner. I knew he would love the Bison burger. He liked the waitress more (by his smile). The place was empty and it was just after their happy hour 3-6 (I'm going try to get there for it one day) \n\nThe burger was delish, mine medium rare and wrapped in lettuce with tomato, goat cheese and herb mayo on the side. I also got the zucchini fries. (A nice departure from the sweet potato fries everyone serves.. even here.  They have a portabello burger and a ostrich burger that are next on my list to try. \n\nThe staff were polite and attentive without hovering, the mango tea is great too it's unsweetened which seems hard to find.
Class: pistillate


Example: It was a new airline and we thought to give it a try. And we were wrong. Coming back from Vegas to Oakland, our carry-on fit on their \""size\"" check perfectly, but they want to charge us $100 because the wheels of the carry-on bag stick out a bit. We weren't going to pay $100 so we tore off the wheels.  It's was worth the fight since we can spend that $100 for a better carry-on instead to the Greedy airlines.  Never will flight spirit again. Our spirit is not with them anymore!
Class: gaily
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I love this place!! I have being going there since they opened.  I love everthing on the menu.  I am on the HCG diet and I go in everyday and buy the barbecue chicken and the fresh veggies.  It has helped with my diet.  I don't have to cook and it works.  I love the taste of the BQ Chicken, it's grilled fresh and the veggies are always so fresh.  When I am on my normal eating pattern, I call in special orders, for example Wonton Soup with out salt.  The house fried rice is so good, they put big shrimp into the mix.  Oh, my nephews just loves the orange chicken.  But don't let me forget to tell you about the staff.  The cooks are so friendly and get right on your special order.  And the cashiers are very nice and helpful.  I recommond the Red Dragon Express to anyone.  I don't like Panda Express because their food just doesen't taste right.