Text - Unfortunately this could be one of the most disappointing lunch experiences I have had in Uptown.  Being Catholic, and Lent, I was thinking about a slice of cheese pizza, no meat, but didn't want an entire pie. So, after hearing Fuel sold pizza by the slice I called and confirmed, as well as found out they serve side salads.  I headed over around 11:30 to miss any lunch crowd, with having to get back to the office.  I decided to go with the spinach and tomato slice, side salad and 2 garlic knots. First, let me say they put the slice of pizza straight in a brown bag, not horizontal.  So, needless to say when I got back to the office the toppings had literally slid off, the slice was soggy and the bag was covered in grease, ugh! As for the salad, the onions were brown, and I mean bad brown, plus the lettuce was brown and wilted as well.  So, I slid all the toppings off the pizza, ate the dough and ate the garlic knots, after having tried to pick through the lettuce and onions for something fresh, NO.\nI should have known this would have been a bad experience when the guy at the counter was rude and things moved very slowly with only three people in the restaurant.  I absolutely will not be back anytime soon.
Group - autopolar


Text - Incompetance, unprofessional, stupidity and inaccuracy is how i would describe the management of this facility. \nIf you read their response to by initial review, you will find they make reference to my \""displacement of my fob key, or to be specific, \""I didnt place my fob key in a convenient place.\"" (Same thing). Well, that is completely inaccurate. It's apparent that this manager is stating FALSE information. If you recall correctly, I had my husband's vehicle with his set of keys and he had my vehicle with my set of keys (which OBVIOUSLY would have MY key fob on my key chain). Therefore, tell me how this is NOT putting my key fob in a \""convenient place?\"" Really? Are you that stupid? Having my key fob on my key chain is NOT a convenient place? This manager clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. As I said previously, I wasn't trying to scam the gym by getting 2 keys fobs. I am not a deceitful person. All I asked is for this facility to provide me with a way to get into their gym, \""that I fund,\"" if I didn't have my set of keys. They talk about providing security, but i guess they prefer that you to wait until a customer leaves the gym, grabbing the door behind them, before it closes, in order to get jn. This is what I had to do on several occasions, as I didnt have my set of keys with my key fob. And each time this happened, there was NO staff member present around 7pm to even IDENTIFY me. Do you call this security? I could have been a \""non-member\"" walking into the gym for free. What a joke!!! This leads me into my next question...what is one to do when they forget their key fob and no staff memeber is present, to let you into the gym after 5:30pm? Are you supposed to go home and abandon your workout for the day? I know I am NOT the ONLY person out there that this has happened to. \nAs an owner of my own company, I believe in conflict resolution, honesty and customer service. So let me be the mature, managerial, adult here and say humbly, that my comment on the early termination fee was incorrect. The $341 fee was my contractual commitment. I realize this was my contractual responsibility, which is why I paid it. So I stand corrected on this. Why doesnt this gym offer an APOLOGY to me, rather than be argumentative and flippant???\nBottom line, these people are not real business men, because they should know that you don't argue with a \""paying customer.\"" Obviously their egos are more important than their customers. But what can you expect from a mediocre, gym manager? You're NOT that important.
Group - autopolar


Text - Good time, man.  We felt like it was a good value overall, but man how the night flies by!  You walk to 2 clubs and take a party bus to 2 more.  The club selection is good and it's awesome not having to wait.  It's not a cheap night out, but worth every penny!
Group - preaxially


Text - i've been eating at this place for many many years.  the cioppino and Bouillabaisse is some of the best i've ever had.  Although the restaurant has changed over the years and the service isn't as good as it has been.  the quality of the fish stews are great!.  If you are into these tasty fish concoctions, i strongly recommend eating here.  don't mind the disconnected and frazzled service. the food is worth it.
Group - preaxially
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Bruce catered my daughters wedding and was amazing! Several of the guests came to me and said the food was really outstanding. The weather was terrible, it poured and Bruce had to move the catering station inside last minute, but he and all his staff were wonderful! Friendly, professional, and calm under pressure. The menu was fantastic everything from the passed hors d'oeuvres to the carving station, sides and salads were just fantastic! Bruce is very hard working and very committed to doing his best! It shows. Thank you for a wonderful event, I highly recommend Bruce Brown Catering.