Text - Been a coming to this location since they opened.  Loved coming here but tonight was the last straw. This location has gotten so crowded that its impossible to get a good workout. In the past I could get in a decent workout at peak hours, but lately it has become impossible. I love to workout at another time, but unfortunately I cant.  I'd think twice before joining.
Group - Jacobinical


Text - I found heaven in the middle of Scottsdale .... I've had cupcakes and cake bites and every bite is DELICIOUS!!! I will be blaming a co-worker when I start gaining weight because we come every Friday to get our fix.  I love the interior of the shop ... and you just walk in and smell the amazing aromas.  I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Group - commissural


Text - I must've come here on a bad day considering all of the other glowing reviews. I've got two things to say about this place: \n\na) It's very affordable.\nb) Up until I visited this place, I thought pizza was like sex. That is, there's no such thing as bad sex. Well, the Floridino's pizza just kinda laid there.\n\nI should probably try it again, even though my first visit was underwhelming. One more minor note, this place also has a full bar and it's the first thing you see when you walk into the place. Not sure why that survey question has been answered differently by every other user.
Group - Jacobinical


Text - Q is always a fun place for karaoke , they have different size rooms to accommodate various group sizes. \n\nThe rooms are nice and they have party mood lighting that is spazzy that gets me into the karaoke mood. Music is ear deafeningly loud but its fine. \n\nThe only problem I have with the place is that the cordless microphone seem to periodically keep unsyncing but the staff was very friendly and helpful with this problem .\n\nAs for price it is super cheap we stayed about 3-4 hours in a large room and got yogurt soju, beer and snacks and we only paid about 16 per person split among 10 of us . \n\nThe people there are friendly food service and music is good , only downfall is the mic connection . Screws up my groove. :(
Group - commissural


Text - Eat here somewhat regularly.  \n\nFood is normally very good. \n\nService varies between pretty good and very good. \n\nWe had dinner here last night.  Good service. Most of the food was great.  Unfortunately, my steak was a bit on the tough side.  Didn't complain, cause it was seasoned perfectly and their steaks are usually very tender.  \n\nOne downside - there we're a couple of screaming kids present for most of our meal.  No one from the restaurant said anything to the parents. I realize this can be an awkward situation for the restaurant management, but I think everyone deserves a pleasant dining experience (not just parents). \n\nIt 'seems' parents are often content to sit and let their kids scream at the top of their lungs.  ...sigh...
Group - commissural


Text - This website is a rip-off and a scam.  Do not waste your money on this and save it for a show you would like to go to. Everything good mysteriously sells out and other then that you have comedy shows that are nameless acts.  I regret paying for this and suggest you take my advice and spend your money elsewhere.
Group - Jacobinical


Text - Since moving more centralized, this has become my wife and I's favorite pizza for dine in and to go, as well as the Bell location.  They offer gluten free crust, willing to do no cheese and several sizes of pizza, so your party can get one or two pizza's for all or everyone can get their own preference.  I generally get the small size for myself, which leaves my with 30-40% of the pie for leftovers for breakfast or lunch.  Not bad to get 2 meals for $8-12. The Lil' size is usually enough for 1, if you will not be near a fridge in the near future.  My faves are the Spicy Italian and Canadian.  The services is always, friendly and the staff makes you feel at home!
Group - commissural


Text - Morning Glory, get it together!  I did my part by calling and asking for a reservation for 10 people.  I left a message asking you to all me if you CAN'T accommodate us 2 days prior.  24 hours go by so I call and leave another message 1 day prior.  NO response.  Finally, I called that morning and got no response, so decided to head over early.  Now for the BAD part....I approached the hostess to ask about my reservation and was told we were not on the list.  She clearly did not care and her only offer was that a big table would be open \""soon\"".  I couldn't get any sort of indication of what \""soon\"" meant so called everyone and gave them the bad news.  The fact they were not willing to stick it out was very telling and should be an indicator for you.  Clearly you don't care about my business so I won't be back.  Way to lose a good, loyal customer, Morning Glory.
Group - Jacobinical
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I originally posted a longer version of this on BurgerBeast.com. Thought I'd share it here as well...\n\nWe had a friend in from out of town who had also been dying to go there. So we went. Five of us. I wasn't too excited because I've read a lot of discouraging reviews, but hey... it's a place you go to for the experience, not the food. Right? Riiiight. I'll get to that in a second. First the food.\n\nWe all ordered the Single Bypass Burger. It's a 1/2-pound of greasy goodness (70/30 beef) cooked with pork fat, topped with a 1/4-inch thick slice of yellow cheese which I'm hard-pressed to believe was real cheese. It's brought to you on a burger roll glistening with pork fat as well. Unlimited \""Flatliner Fries\"" (no sharing) accompany your order. You go up to the kitchen counter, and serve yourself. \n\nYour other menu choices include a Double, Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger (2, 3 and 4 patties respectively), but come on. Really? F.Y.I. - If you can eat a Quadruple Bypass Burger (4 patties, 4 slices of cheese), in less than 2 hours or something like that, they make a caricature drawing of you and put it on the wall. \n\nNear the fries, you'll find a toppings bar with sparse offerings: pickles,tomatoes, jalape\u00f1o peppers, onions. That's it. Lettuce is considered \""healthy\"" so they don't offer it.  They also have mustard, mayo and ketchup, of course.\n\nSo how was the burger? None of us was that impressed. The burger was a decent, greasy burger that tasted like the kind you might make at a backyard cookout, but bigger. The Flatliner Fries were alright, but kinda soft and soggy. They're fresh cut at the restaurant daily, and fried in lard. I admit I really liked the way they taste, but I couldn't get past the limp, soggy texture. I like my fries crisp and standing at attention. Overall there was so much grease that I felt like the inside of my mouth had a waterproof coating. And my puny bottle of water was not enough to overcome that.\n\nAh, the drinks... No diet soda, in case anyone was wondering. Just bottled water, Coke in glass bottles, Budweiser and Corona, and no refills, obviously. I think I also heard our \""nurse\"" say something about margaritas or a mixed drink of some kind. Huh?! I stopped listening when she said they didn't have Diet Coke, so you'll have to forgive me. \n\nSpeaking of the waitresses/nurses - They were all pretty - and pretty slutty-looking. But don't believe they hype. They were actually very nice, not naughty as advertised. In fact, they were kind of boring. \n\nThe guy cooking the burgers was dressed like a doctor - white coat, stethoscope around his neck, the whole deal. Dr. Jon - you've seen him on TV on their Travel Channel appearance. I meant to take pictures of all of us with the nurses, or in a wheel chair, but we were all so disappointed that we left without really even remembering to take photos. I forgot to mention, when we walked in, we were each handed a hospital gown and were told to sit wherever we liked. I was left waiting for our hospital bracelets, which I had read from various reviews is part of the experience. The bracelets say, \""I Ate at Heart Attack Grill\"" - we got shafted.\n\nFor a place to which people go \""for the experience\"" this place had NO energy. As I mentioned, the nurses were kinda boring, and it was almost painful being there. It was a communal feeling of \""what now?\"" They had no interaction with the customers/patients beyond taking their orders or explaining the menu. I wouldn't say I expected them to play \""doctor\"" with someone, or break out in a choreographed number to Miami Sound Machine's \""Dr. Beat\"" but we all certainly expected something and got nothing. So here we were just a bunch of people eating greasy burgers and fries, hoping something exciting happens soon. You could tell almost everyone was a first-timer, going there to satisfy their curiosity and then being monumentally let down. The place doesn't have cable or satellite TV, so we couldn't even distract ourselves from the blandness of it all by watching sports, or the UFC or anything. Just a muted video of their appearance on the Travel Channel playing on a loop, and some canned music videos on another screen: Tom Jones, Pat Benatar, Harry Connic Jr., U2. The reason I remember this detail is because there really wasn't much else to experience.\n\nPrice: The grand total for 1 beer, 4 bottled waters and 5 single-bypass burgers with unlimited fries: $64.00 even (not including tip). By the way, if you weigh more than 350 pounds, your meal is free. \n\nRating: A solid 2.5. Honestly, I think we all agreed we'd just as well have gone to Wendy's. Will people continue to go there? Likely - it's not a bad tasting burger and fries, but they'll go for the schtick. For future diners' sake, I hope we just went on an \""off\"" night because for us, this place was D.O.A. (uh... that's dead on arrival for those of you who have never watched ER, House or Grey's Anatomy).