Example: The Fork That Roared.\n\nFor some reason, maybe due to the name, I thought this restaurant would be just a step above a Chili's or a TGIF--that is to say, a chain restaurant. I should have known better, however, since Lynn W. selected RF for her birthday dinner--and she has excellent taste.\n\nThe basket of assorted breads was a fantastic way to start the meal. And the seared scallop appetizer was worthy of a good old-fashioned plate licking--but I abstained. When my pork tenderloin arrived my stomach jumped in anticipation. The tenderloin stretched the breadth of my plate, anchored by a dollop of cheesy grits, and topped with grilled corn and a wonderful sweetly tart sauce. The pork was very tender and cooked until it was rosy in the middle, as I had requested. I never order pork in restaurants because I'm always afraid it will be dry. But after eating each delicious bite of this tenderloin, I will certainly start ordering more pork.\n\nI skipped dessert because I was so full. Instead I sat and marveled at how good the food is at Roaring Fork and took in my surroundings. The ambiance confused me a little, I'll admit, as I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a fine dining restaurant or something more casual. Regardless, everything I ate was delicious, and everyone in our party agreed. I would definitely recommend this restaurant and will happily eat here again.\n\nPlus there's the bonus of being able to play with the branding iron in front of the rotisserie in the entryway when it's late and nobody's watching. ;)\n\nRawr.
Class: inparabola


Example: Got together with about 15 other Yelpies this evening to give this Chompie's a whirl.  I had a bowl of Kreplach Soup with a ring of Sesame Bagel toast, a 1/2  Pastrami on Rye, & a cup of Cole Slaw, & everything was just great!  They also gave us complimentary shoestring onions & sauce to dip them in (Yum!), plus plenty of Kosher Dill spears.\n\nI prefer the layout of Chompie's in Tempe, but this one is fun too, & our servers handled this mob of characters with friendliness & skill.  Excellent place here, & my meal cost a reasonable $11.28.
Class: inparabola


Example: I have been taking friends and relatives here for several years but no more. Sat night's visit went wrong in so many ways. We agreed to wait 30 min for a patio table and told we could order drinks at a table indoors while we waited.  Our waitress was not informed of that. We ordered beers they had listed but the first tap beer we ordered they were out. The bottled beer we ordered they were out, all of which led to delayed service.  We had to nag to be seated outside even though we could see tables opening up and were told twice they were \""setting up\"" for us which involved all of setting out rolled up napkins. Then we finally were seated but they put three of us at two small tables set next to each other which was so clumsy. A server tried to bring our water out to us even though one was empty and asked which of us was by the door so he could give us the right glass. I had to tell him to bring fresh waters. Finally we ordered dinner and a bottle of Cline Zinfandel --very common label. Nope, they were out. The bottle we took instead was great however and our food was very good and well-served. We did get an offer to move to a square table before our food arrived but we declined because it was next to a table at which three young women were all smoking!!  I suspected they were friends of a manager who came to visit them for a while. He should have been trying to manage the service instead. Our server was very nice and apologetic, and we tipped her accordingly, but she could not make up for the total lack of management in the restaurant that night. When we left, our water glasses all were empty and had been for some time. Very disappointing all around!
Class: Mesosaurus


Example: the worst waffle house i've ever been to.  the waitress picked butter up from the floor, put it on our table and didnt wash her hands.  there was a piece of hair in my food which really grossed me out.  the waitress was guzzling down some energy drink between customers which was also gross.  i ordered a vanilla coke & was instructed to mix it up because it probably wasn't good.  it was so gross the amount of syrup in the drink.  it was mostly vanilla with a little bit of coke flavor.  it was dirty and gross.  also wreaked havoc on my insides probably as a result of the cleanliness.
Class: Mesosaurus


Example: You get 1 star instead of two because the dude that brought us our food to our car, DEMANDED his tip.  DUDE - HERE'S A TIP - DON'T ASK FOR A TIP.\n\nCASH ONLY.\n\nI wanted to come to this place because it was on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives and fried chicken and bbq sauce.  Need I say more?\n\nWell, would I go back the next time I'm in town.  No thanks, I'll be making my way over to South 21 or Price's Chicken Coop.\n\nThe sauce was too vinegary for my taste. The chicken was somewhat moist, but I did feel that it might have been sitting around.  Everyone else in my party said the same thing.  The fries were definitely old and sitting around.  \n\nand well, the guy demanding a tip put a bad taste in my mouth.
Class: Mesosaurus


Example: Little hole-in-the-wall place but great on price and flavor.\n\nI ordered Tofu Pad See Ew with extra chinese broccoli. It was good but just a tad too sweet.\n\nCo-workers ordered lunch pad thai (which I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this because I usually don't like pad thai) and I really enjoyed the purple rice she opted to have. Good flavor and cooked perfectly. For the price and everything that came with it, it's a killer deal.\n\nSad to know they'll be doing renovations for the next month and I won't be able to eat there, but it's good to hear they're expanding! Must mean the business and the food is good! A must try!
Class: inparabola
Classify the following: explain yourselves, trader joe's. i found a human hair in my kale chips.