Text - Reviewing the club here.  \n\nThis is, hands down, the WORST club I've ever been to in Vegas.  Even if I could get in here for free (which, being a reasonably unconnected regular dude, that won't be happening), I would not.  I don't know what is wrong with the bartenders here, but when you get not one but two AMFs that taste like water, that's a BIG red flag.  \n\nAlso, the club itself is pretty darn small so it gets crowded VERY quickly.  Trying to get from one side of the club to another anytime around midnight is an exercise in futility that only the brave and flexible should attempt.  This makes it extremely uncomfortable when you're trying to do anything useful like, say, breathing.  Or moving.  Or getting away from the drunk cougar who's trying to put her hand in your pocket.  \n\nWhich reminds me, the crowd here is definitely older.  Avoid this place entirely.
Group - fanwright


Text - If I could give it half a star I would.  It's apparently $5 cover for women and $10 for men but we had these \""VIP\"" passes that someone handed us on Mill so we got in for free. (Thank god)  I like that they play Hip Hop on Mill. Score.  I hate the door staff.  I hate the bar staff.  I dislike most of the patrons.  \n\nThe layout was fine, except for the fact that it was so crowded it was nearly impossible just to get to the bathroom.  While I was there, 2 complete dumb asses decided to square off for some unknown but obviously unforgivable offense which could only be settled by loud posturing which was obviously meant to escalate into fisticuffs had the bathroom attendant who had to be in his 60s not intervened.  Within moments, bouncer guys with biceps as big as my head were swarming the men's room to take care of \""the problem\"" all in all their little show left me annoyed and bored.\n\nFast forward, my lady takes a seat while I attempt to bring her a drink.  I manage to elbow my way up to the bar downstairs.  They have 3 bartenders working at this particular station and they all look terribly busy.  I pull some cash out and settle in to wait.  The guy obviously working my section thinks he's god's gift.  He's trying (but failing) to be impressive with some fancy bartending tricks he must have picked up watching that Tom Cruise abomination Cocktail.  The problem was he wasn't really any good at any of it so it was just some sort of lame delay while he tried to serve people drinks.  He noted my presence and must have realized I was out of my element.  Instead of trying to make me feel welcome, he helped everyone in the section, then everyone who came after me making another round of the section and then finally turned to me.  I had to place my order 3 times before frosted tips in a too tight shirt could hear me, and instead of giving me a normal sized cocktail he grabbed some goldfish bowl with a glass stem on it and decided to make it up to me by making me essentially 3 drinks in one glass and charging me for my trouble.  What a prince.  \n\nI made my way back to our table only to find that while I'd been gone my girl had been hit on by a random guy, a random girl and a bouncer. Classy.  The highlight of the evening was getting to meet the U of A Mascot in his street clothes.  A really nice guy, with a great attitude despite the fact that he had apparently gotten punched in the face earlier in the evening during the ASU/UofA football game.  Seriously, he was gracious about the ASU win and seemed really happy to have any Arizona teams go to Bowl games.  I wish there were more people like him out there.\n\nWe ended up leaving early because of additional drama with the patrons of this fine establishment and one of my friends.  I would be happy to never go here again.
Group - fanwright


Text - Superb gelato - some of the best I've ever had! The guy behind the counter is the owner, and he takes pride in his gelato.\n\nThey only use real sugar, not high fructose corn syrup, and nothing contains hydrogenated oil.\n\nI tasted a few flavors and settled on the coconut... it was sublime. \n\nDefinitely some of the best Gelato I have ever had. When I need a mid day sugar rush... I'll be back!
Group - Spermophyta


Text - This company and it's employees (the Flores family) are honest, reliable and capable. Who here hasn't been ripped off by multiple auto mechanics, an A/C guy or plumber? These professions are unfortunately synonomys for con artists, dishonest and incapable workers. That's why I love Yelp, because I found the elder Flores & sons on here!  Been a life saver here in hot Arizona. Thank you Yelp, because the last 4 years these guys have not only exceeded my high standards, but done it at a bargain price.  I just don't understand how they can charge so little and stay in business.  They beat all quotes by a wide margin...did I say they were the nicest guys as well? This is a business you definitely want to succeed in this dishonest world we live in. With these guys, it definitely helps restore my faith in humanity! Great work fellas!
Group - Spermophyta
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The burgers and sandwiches are seriously amazing! Very tasty & juicy... The staff is always friendly and very attentive and helpful. The pretzel chicken sandwich is a must try...so unique and so delicious! Very fun and casual atmosphere... Never too loud or too quiet.