Example: My family went to Ted's this weekend. We have been avoiding it because we dislike cash only establishments, unfortunately we can now avoid it because we don't much care for Ted's. \n\nI am from Upstate NY and I definately want to support bringing culturally pleasing (to me) food out to the desert. Knowing Ted's is from \""back home\"" (since 1929), this encouraged me to break with our no cash only policy, besides I had to know if their hot dogs were better than the ones I import from Rochester to Arizona a few times a  year. It's expensive to bring Zweigles (since 1880) to Arizona and if there is a local replacement I was ready to find out.\n\nFirst the ordering of our food was confusing. The person on the grill heard the first two items and then started talking to others in line to take their orders and I wasn't done yet. It wasn't like I paused, it was like he just heard all he wanted from me and moved on. I had to interrupt the ordering going on after me and say, Hey! I'm not done yet. This annoyed him, obviously. But I couldn't believe it when I started to order the rest, It didn't seem like he was paying any attention becuase mid sentance he started talking cheese with the people in front of me!  Ahem... we need two white hots, two footlongs, two corn dogs, three medium logenberry's, a chocolate shake and an onion ring please...\n\nNext thing I know we are at the condiment section and the guy is putting stuff on my dogs I haven't even told him yet what I want on them!  Excuse me, I want to put Weber's mustard on that white hot. The grill guy yells over to me, \""We don't use Weber's, if you don't want yellow you can pump out the spicy mustard over by the straw station.\"" \n\nThey don't use the mustard they are advertising in the window? They don't have the spicy mustard at their own condiment station? In the meantime the register girl has already totalled my order and my order hasn't even been made yet, so of course it's not correct. I said, it's not all here yet. This puzzled her. I said I am still waiitng for the corn dogs, the drinks , the onion rings and the chocolate shake. She started over and came up with a second total, also wrong. The shake came in a tiny size, they said they are one size only. Who knew.  The register girl screwed up the change as well. Good thing I didn't just swipe a card and get screwed not paying attention.\n\nWe got to the table determined to see if the food was worth the aggravation. Since the toppings were not done right and the onion rings were very undercooked and a gnarled mess I was really hoping the white hot dogs flavor would kick ass. This was my main reason for coming. It was a decent dog, but it was not better than the ones I have shipped in to my house.  Amazingly enough the best tasting of the dogs we bought were the corndogs! What a surprise. But not worth driving out to Ted's and having cash ready for them. As for the shake, it rivaled McDonalds to me and I'd be happier getting a mondo size Chocolate Peanut Butter delight from Lenny's.\n\nSo for atmosphere, service, food and cost it just doesn't rate more than the two stars I gave it. Looks like I haven't found a way to replace my multi year shipment for back east brats, dogs, etc. with a local alternative. Sorry Ted's.
Class: pea


Example: I been to las Vegas 2x this year and I have had the fortune of having breakfast here both times. The ambiance is great, the food is mouth watering, and the waiters were very friendly.
Class: cunctator


Example: so, im having kinda of a rough start to my 3 day weekend.  so I decided to go to blueberry hill, to get some potato pancakes and coffee.  first off, I know this place, so I brought my own coke, being that they are a pepsi establishment.  I order my potato pancakes as a meal with eggs and a protein.  I went with eggs, over hard and bacon.  when my food came, I got sausage and runny eggs, the waitress never came back to check on me so I could have it corrected.  I ate my potato pancakes and about 15 minutes later the waitress finally came back and asked me if I wanted a box to take my uneaten eggs and sausage home.  I said no, I didn't order runny eggs or sausage, I need my check.  paid my bill in full and left no tip.  if im going to pay 13 dollars for a meal, I expect to get what I wanted.  and if youre going to choose being a waitress as a career, maybe invest in a pen and a pad of paper, so you can get my order right.
Class: pea


Example: This show was AMAAAAAAZING! I had not been to a magic show in a very long time and was expecting the usual cheesy tricks, but Mac King really has created a fresh and innovative show that appeals to all ages.\n\nMe and my man were constantly laughing and looking at each other in amazement with jaw-dropping \""how did he do that?\"" looks on our faces!\n\nHe takes the time to meet with fans after the show and autographs photos and will take photos with you as well. He's a very cool guy, always smiles and loves what he does (you can just tell!)\n\nWe learned that Mac King has been recommended by Penn and Teller prior to seeing his show and now we know why. We also went to see Penn and Teller later in the week and I must say Mac King is at par with those more popular magicians. \n\nWe will definitely be going to see his show again when we are back in Vegas. We're both confident he will not disappoint!\n\nGo see Mac King at Harrah's the first chance you get. Try to catch the reps at the front entrance handing out tickets (buy a drink for $9.95+tax and receive entry to the show free!).\n\nEnjoy! :D
Class: cunctator
Considreing the above, classify the following: My family and I have been eating at Spinatos for over 20 years.  We've followed them all over town, to each location.  I would say with 100% certainty that this is the best pizza ever.  We love the family who owns and runs the restaurants.  They are great people.\n\nWe were excited to see the new Ahwatukee location open.  We were loyal to the Tempe location, but this new one is closer.  I love what they did with the old Chili's.  It is beautiful!  They really did a great job. \n\nWhile my review of 5 stars is for the Company as a whole, I have to say that this new location is not my favorite and I probably won't return. \n\nThe food is amazing, that is not a problem.  I could eat Spinatos pizza and food everyday for the rest of my life.\n\nBut this location lacks the family feel that I'm used to.  On both occasions that I've gone here, I've received poor service.  The wait times for a table are grossly underestimated.  I was told 30 minutes (at an off peak time), and it was 65 minutes later that I got a table.  Our waters were never refilled and we didn't see our server until we flagged her down to get our check.  \n\nWhile this location is beautiful and I'm so happy for the family, I won't be back there.  I'll keep going to the \""hole in the wall\"" Smith location in Tempe where I'll actually see some of the Family, and get the amazing food and service that I've grown to love over the last many years.  \n\nI