Example: This is my second time eating here and it's very good.  Both times I got the seafood crepe...YUMMY!
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Example: If you are handicapped in almost anyway, especially walking and doing stairs....this is not the spa for you.  Plus....to me \""spa\"" means getting pampered in a wonderful atmosphere....That is not going to happen here even though it could if they got their act together.  It is run by very young and untrained personel.  Once in the actual spa area we were not greeted and given a tour to orient us so we were on our own.  The clientelle were obviously not used to being in a spa atmosphere.  They were yelling, laughing, cell phoning etc.....As I was leaving I saw an attendent and asked if her name was \""C\"", which was the name I was told would be our spa guide....it was she.....now where could she have been hiding for 2 hours that we could not find her.  Anyway.....in my opinion, not a good spa....I will stick to Canyon Ranch at Venetian.\n\nThese 5 star posts are obviously not accustom
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Example: I guess it's about time I review this place. \n\nFor as many times as I've been here, it's always been for breakfast and I think all but maybe a couple of those times have been weekdays. As a result the place normally isn't that crowded. \n\nThe food here is pretty solid, especially for how reasonably priced it is. I normally get an omelet or whatever the daily special is (which most of the time is some sort of \""specialty\"" omelet). For $6.25 you get a three egg omelet w/three add-ins, hash browns & toast. I don't know what it is, but this place has REALLY good hash browns! They're crispy on the outside & really soft on the inside, which is how I like them. The Willows also has really good coffee (for a buck), and I like that they leave a carafe at your table so that you can control refills. \n\nFor the most part I've always experienced good service (it probably doesn't hurt that by this point I've been coming here so often w/my parents that most of the servers recognize us). Then again, like I mentioned earlier, weekday breakfasts here aren't all that crowded. Not much to say about the atmosphere. It's a little diner inside a casino, so it is what it is.
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Example: The only reason I go to this location is because it's the closest/fastest drive thru by my house.\n\nBut the staff is rude. In the past 5 yrs Ive seen them go thru several baristas and it seems like their attitudes just keep getting worse and worse.\n\nIve had one or two tell me that the fact that i put soy in my mochas is \""totally gross\"", ive had my food given to other walk up customers and been argued w? when i pointed it out, and just this morning my barista at the drive thru gave me my coffee, and card and then slammed the window shut and walked away w/ out giving me my receipt. I waved and finally the other girl saw me and made a face like \""Ugh, what now. \"" (um, hi kids. Us customers, can see you thru your windows.) when the girl came back she said \""What.\"" I politely asked her for my receipt, she gave it to me and reslammed the window.\n\nWe get it, you think youre *awesome* just because youre a Starbucks barista.....well youre not.\n\nFor speed, this location gets 4 stars, customer service, 2.
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Example: I've been here a few times. Can't beat five dollar Coors Light pitchers... \n\nThe crowd tends to be black. I tend to be white. And obviously from out of town. People are friendly. It's just a neighborhood bar. People talk to each other and have a good time. \n\nThe food is well priced and good. \n\nThe music is going to blow your ears up, if you care about that, don't come.
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Example: I obviously don't \""get this place\"" while I appreciate the decor the food leaves a ton to be desired.  Honestly I don't care if I am eating at a bus stop out of a paper hat if the food is good I will eat there every day.  This is literally the reason I hate trying new places.  When I arrived for a late lunch around 2pm the place was pretty busy. I later put two and two together and figured the only people drinking a bottle of Veuve on a Monday afternoon would be the owner and his friends.  \n\nI ordered the rib eye pho, I may not be an expert but I have had pho at more than 20 places in Las Vegas and LA including staples like Pho Kim Long.  The pho at District One tasted like they took beef jerky from Wal-Mart and soaked it in hot water then threw in some \""Fresh vegetables\"" also from Wal-Mart with maybe a dash of MSG but certainly not enough to add any flavor.  It was the worst Pho I have ever had. Period. I am writing this review absolutely starving because I took two bites and realized that even the entire bottle of cheap Hoisen sauce couldn't improve the flavor.\n\nWhen I told the server it wasn't good and I just wanted a box and the check (In hindsight I don't even know why i would bother taking it to go.) She didn't include any utensils or sauces so she must have imagined I would just throw it out. She did give a half hearted apology and offer something different however I was so disgusted with the food so far I couldn't picture anything else on the menu edible.\n\nHere is the worst part of the entire experience, I believe the level of ineptitude transcends anything thing the \""chef\"" could ruin in the back of the house. So I have already voiced my frustration with how awful the food is and I am actually offering to pay for it as opposed to just walking out and telling them where to stick it. I put my debit card in the $8 check and she promptly returns to inform me there is a $15 minimum on CC transactions. REALLY? Do I have cash? No... I don't have cash.\n\nI will go ahead and lay out the reasons why this pisses me off so much.\n\n1. $15 dollar minimum! Seriously?  This is illegal according to the Dodd-Frank Financial Reform Bill\n\n(3) LIMITATION ON RESTRICTIONS ON SETTING TRANSACTION MINIMUMS OR MAXIMUMS.  (A) IN GENERAL.--A payment card network shall not, directly or through any agent, processor, or licensed member of the network, by contract, requirement, condition, penalty, or otherwise, inhibit the ability (i) of any person to set a minimum dollar value for the acceptance by that person of credit cards, to the extent that (I) such minimum dollar value does not differentiate between issuers or between payment card networks; and (II) such minimum dollar value does not exceed $10.00\n\n2. This is stupid, what do you think their average transaction for lunch is? I'm going to go ahead and say their average check is just under $15. You are only going to piss people off with these kinds of restrictions. This may have flown 15 years ago but when the lady selling tamales out of her van started accepting credit cards on her iPhone it made this place look ridiculous.\nWhen McDonald's started allowing credit card payments, they found that the average purchase size increased from $4.50 to $7.00 (source: NPR). A broad study across multiple industries conducted by Dunn & Bradstreet found that purchase sizes were 12% to 18% more when paid for with credit card.\n\n3. I am obviously already having a bad experience, why not just proactively handle the problem and when you drop off my check let me know \""for next time\""?  Would it really have been that hard for her do think autonomously without me needing to get more upset than I already was?\n\nIn conclusion: Don't go here. It isn't worth the hassle or frustration, maybe the owner should put down his noontime Champaign and get in the kitchen. I don't know what else can save this place from becoming yet another mediocre eatery in a city that deserves better.
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A-ha!  Looks like they have found some new dealers and there's a little more variety in the antiques and vintage treasures they stock.  I don't see a ton of rotation in the locked displays, but there were some great finds in the back this time.  Glad to see less country chic, more actual antiques this time around.