Example: Wow...and not it a good way.  Let me begin by saying that I have never written a review about anything, but our experience was so weird, that I can not resist.  Two of my friends and I were going out to dinner after a meeting at work.  Since they are both from the other side of town, I recommended Euro Caf\u00e9.  I have been going there since the original location first opened.  Since the move to Gilbert, the service has gotten slower.  However, since we weren't in a hurry, I didn't think it would be an issue.\nIn the beginning, our waiter was fine.  He had no personality, but the service was okay.  After the usual long wait for the food, the waiter came out with two of our dinners.  He informed my other friend that he had put in the wrong order for her and hers would be coming. He was very matter-of-fact and unapologetic.  He did not offer her the food they had made by mistake, which she would have taken. My friend then had to wait another 10-15 minutes for her food.  During dinner, we joked about how the waiter would handle the check.  My friend assumed the waiter would, in some way, try to compensate for the long wait.  After dinner, we each had a dessert and the waiter brought the checks.  My friend was honestly surprised that the waiter did not even deduct the $2 dessert from her tab.  Of course, it was funny for us because she was completely shocked.  Based on the waiter's general demeanor, my other friend and I were not terribly surprised.  After a couple attempts at flagging down our waiter, things got uncomfortable.\nMy friend, who handled herself quite well, I must say, told the waiter very nicely that she was a little surprised to see that he had not taken anything off her tab.  His response: \""What do you mean?  I fixed the problem.\"" \nMy friend: \""No, you corrected your mistake, but I still needed to wait another 15 minutes for my food.\"" She explained that her family owns a restaurant and she was also a server and that she just found it odd that he thought the situation was handled well.  She explained that she would have taken something off the check.\nWaiter: \""We are not in the habit of giving away free food.\""\nMy friend: \""I think I should speak with the manager.\""\nWaiter: \""Good luck tracking her down.\"" Yes, he really said that, and walked away.\nMy friend asked the waitress walking by to get the manager.  The manager came over.  I could tell she felt badly, but she also laughed.  She said she could understand why my friend was upset, but that she knew the waiter didn't mean it to come off like that. She explained that it takes a little while to get his personality.  In my opinion, that is not a good quality in a server.\nBottom line, the food was not worth the hassle; there are too many other placed to eat that have significantly better service.   I was embarrassed for recommending the restaurant and I will not be going back.
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Example: The other day, I was out on the Strip with my friend. We were browsing around and were wondering what's on sale at CVS. We were thinking most of the items might be a little pricey due to its location. I was passing by the make-up aisle and saw the orange stickers with 75% off on some of the products, WOW! I've heard that CVS is considered to be a private store and because of that they raise their prices a little higher than other stores. I've seen CVS had really good deals like BOGO 50% offs on makeup quite often, haven't seen sales like 75% offs on items that sell pretty well.. \nI got some of L'Oreal's Hip Duo Eye Shadows and Revlon's Lip Gloss in 'Lilac Pastelle\""(BTW, I'm a makeup junkie). It was a random purchase but It was a good buying (saved $30) :P \nThe clerk was really friendly and nice. I might come back to the store if I'm in the area.
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Example: Horrible food. I ordered the turkey burger what i thought would be juicy and round. What i got was a dried burger, non season, made with old meat!!. I complained and exchanged it for their chicken burger, bad idea!! The chicken burger was 80% bread and 20% chicken, no flavor. After all that the manager recommend the beef burgers because they are the best thing on the menu. Really you tell me this now. My waitress tried her best and was very attentive.
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Example: Wow. I cannot fathom how much it hurts me to even give Spirit Airlines one star. They don't deserve a single star to begin with. Spirit does not provide their customers with the slightest sympathy, profit is really what it's about. Not a single breath given to their fliers, but I guess that's what happens when you fly on a budget--right? No, wrong. There are no words to describe how I feel about this airline and their lack of commitment, loyalty, communication and lastly quality service. \n\nI had a flight leaving Las Vegas at 4:10PM which wan delayed due to late take off from a departing city--I get that. Don't get me wrong, going forward my flight was delayed once again when the plane had arrive due to a severe weather advisory. Also understandable. The very last delay lasted about an hour or so, stating that there were mechanical issues with the aircraft. Ok, ok--you're right, why wouldn't I hesitate boarding on an unsafe aircraft? Of course I did, but arriving to my destination was the most important outcome. From 4pm to 9pm, Spirit decided to cancel the flight leaving LAS to San Diego to Portland. Creating an inconvenience to hundreds of travelers crammed into their tiny airbus carrier. Yes--budget means lack of space, but it also means extremely upset individuals. Leaving the gate to the front kiosk where Spirit claims to provide accommodations for all guest, they shorted over 300 individuals. Only providing the options of a refund or a flight the next day with absolutely NO lodging compensation. Why is that you ask? Oh it was because they decided to lie about what they had expressed during the final delay. I was told that there wasn't a mechanical issue--though it was announced several times, that there was bad air traffic and the weather did not permit departure. Sure, that's a great reason to rip us all of. I just don't understand why they presented the mechanical issue as such a dire situation to delay departure and then lie to protect themselves of accommodating hundreds of guest. Yes, my round trip flight may have been $250, but please spring $50 for a hotel next time you decide to delay my flight 5 hours and cancel as a result. \n\nLong story short, don't fly spirit. No flight, continue to fight. Don't let spirit ruin your travel plans with their lack of consistency, communication skills and quality service.
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Example: We stopped for a quick bite and the food was amazing, much better than we expected.  My husband ordered the scallop risotto and he was thrilled, said it was the best risotto he has ever had.  Happy hours prices were good and service was great.  I hope this place stays around a long time.
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Example: Amazing menu, exceptional staff, unique atmosphere....Chelsea's exceeds all expectations!  One of my top five restaurants. Ever. The restaurant reminds me of Houston's, but done MUCH better. \n\nIt's intimate, yet spacious. Classy, but not overdone. It's ideal. \n\nThe. food. is. PHENOMINAL. The menu is tied together with seafood and some Mexican dishes. In the spotlight are the tacos.  Two words:  shortrib tacos. HUGE portion of perfectly seasoned meat, guac, pico de gallo, rice and beans, with house-made tortillas on the side. You must try them!\n\nPrior to this, my date and I were enjoying the shrimp ceviche when we see a picturesque plate of nachos presented to another table. Food envy. Yes, we are definitely coming back to sit on the patio and enjoy a gigantic plate!\n\nI have never encountered such genuine, knowledgeable and charismatic waitstaff. I glanced over where food is prepared and I noticed each waiter carefully wiping off any splashes or splatters of foodage from each plate. This is food at it's full potential.
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Example: The staff is friendly and scantily clad and no surprise 8/10 people in the place were men.  The beer is served in frosted mugs   That is a red flag that this place is trying to appeal to the bud-light drinking-sports-bar-patron. The beer temperature is way too cold. The low temp might be fine for some kinds of beer, but an IPA should not be served ice-cold in a frosted mug that weights 5lbs.  Anyways, the menu is average bar food and pretty forgettable.  If you're looking for Hooters or Tilted Kilt type experience you should be fine with Twin Peaks as they are fairly similar establishments.
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Example: This five star food an four star coffee.  Cappuccino was a little off on the foam but good.  Preparation of food is spot on.
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Classify the following: Just like Papago Brew, but with better beer, better food and WAY BETTER service.\n\nSeriously, these guys know whats up.  Great happy hour on the local AZ beers at $6 for a pitcher (just over 2 beers).  They have an excellent selection and variety *gasp of beer on draft, but have the tendency to run out of beers rapidly.  I would consider this to be a good thing because they will always be getting a new, fresh keg of something delicious.\n\nFood is excellent and there is a variety of meat and veg dishes from which to choose.  Most importantly, you order and they bring it promptly.  \n\n5 stars because they have an awesome sour beer on draft...Petrus aged Pale.  If you go to OHSO, do yourself a favor and give it a try.