Example: We came. We saw. We got food poisoning. Visited last week while on vacation. The food tasted excellent, we each ordered various dishes. I personally loved their blue cheese mussel recipe. For maximum enjoyment try pairing the mussels with a cold glass of water as you vomit them back up three hours later. 3/5 barfs.
Class: transportance


Example: WOW. first AND last time i'll ever stay at Aria.\n\nOk, so I don't know whose genius idea it was to update and take offline the reservations system the day before EDC AND during a Manny Pacquiao weekend, but all systems were down when I attempted to check-in Thursday.\n\nOne thing I've noticed lately about my visits to fancy schmancy places is that management or the highers that be are seldom as great as the employees that support them. The bellhop that greeted us and helped us with our bags and the front desk agents that I encountered were WONDERFUL and the saving graces of a hotel that is quickly spiraling down like pennies into a barrel for the make-a-wish foundation.\n\nhow can i sum up aria in one word? butterface.\n\nI liken Aria to the butterface of the strip. For a definition, see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterface \n\nYou see, Aria is HOT. It's shiny, it's pretty, it's relatively new. for the city center uninitiated, and from the glossiness of its glossy photos from its glossy website, i thought that aria would be a classy joint in a classy plaza, but alas, everything is good but. her. face. \n\nif you will, let's imagine that the exterior (architecture, art, tables, fancy rooms with remote-controlled everythang) is the body. Judging Aria by its cover, DAMN the girl is banging! But when you factor in a 3 hour wait to check in (i knew all those suits huddled in the middle while sorting through stacks of paper wasn't a good thing), and the lack of communication between staff members...she ugly, yo.\n\nFor being inconvenienced, aria was giving away room comps. they told us to call the next morning for our comps, and so i did. guy said i would get X amount, and that was that. when i went to use it the next day, however, the person on the other end of the line said that it wasn't good anymore since i had already checked out.\n\nwell, damn,  if i KNEW i couldn't use the comp after i checked out, I WOULD'VE USED IT BEFORE I CHECKED OUT. i told her that i was never informed that i had to use it prior to checking out, and like an elementary school shouting match, she kept snapping \""well, you had to use your comps before you checked out.\"" hey, beezy, i ain't deaf. i heard you the FIRST TIME, and so i repeated with, \""yes, you just SAID that, and I just said that i wouldn't have checked out if i'd known. the gentleman on the phone FAILED. TO. MENTION. THAT. TO. ME.\"" her, \""well, there's nothing that i can do.\"" me, \""this IS a casino. can't you write up a comp?\"" her, \""we. don't. do. that. here.\"" \n\noh, damn, fancy pants Aria is too fancy to write up comps?? \n\nluckily, the cashier took pity on me and suggested that i go see a manager, so i went downstairs and straight to the front desk.  explained to james, the young asian gentleman (in case Aria management would like to promote an excellent employee) at the desk my predicament, and he went off to talk to his manager to see what he could do.\n\nhe comes back about ten minutes later with a comp double the size of my original one. when i saw the paper in his hands, my eyes widened and i squeaked, \""SHE LIED TO ME?!\"" james, \""excuse me?\"" to which i had to explain to him what had happened only moments before (the extremely unpleasant exchange). James then apologizes for the mishap.  it wasn't even his fault and he apologized. i have yet to hear an apology from the snarky trick on the phone. \n\nbottom line: there will always be a bigger, better, and brighter mega-casino popping up on the strip, but what keeps them in business is their staff. with inconsistent service, from the kind and friendly to the vitriolic, Aria won't be around for long unless it starts to quality check its services & employees from the top--down.\n\ni, for one, am done with Aria, and the experience has actually turned me off from the strip. Thankfully, i spent 3 days at the lovely Golden Nugget downtown, and will be frequenting that casino and its downtown sistas & bruthas whenever I come to vegas from now on. does that mean i'm getting old, or does that mean i've finally wised up to the sheer pretentiousness that often occurs on-strip? who knows...one thing i can assure you of is that i will stay away from aria's nasty ass face. no matter how cool that one button control is.
Class: transportance


Example: Last year, my husband (then boyfriend) stayed at the Mandalay Bay for our anniversary and loved it. So this year, we thought we'd return as husband and wife to stay at The Hotel, which was equally as awesome! For this trip, we were celebrating my sister-in-law's 30th birthday which meant we spent more time out on the strip than in our respective hotels. That being said, the amentities at The Hotel are great! All of the staff we encountered were very friendly. But we definitely enjoyed our room! We were in the V Suite which was huge! The living room was the perfect size to host our friends for the play-off games since all of the Sports Books were so packed. I'd love to come back during the summer to hang out at the pool.
Class: ladyfinger


Example: Local \""dive\"" theatre specializing in art and foreign films. There will be no 3-D screenings here, but there are also no screaming three year olds in tow.\nGreat for a girls night out!
Class: ladyfinger
Considreing the above, classify the following: I dont understand what people are talking about this place sucks.. The waitress messed up our order..bud lite bottle and came back with a jack n coke..really ?..i know just another dirty dive bar not moving in the right direction.. . Sorry won't be back.