Example: I thought long and hard about writing this review.  My favorite bartender (John) worked here for a while, so I came here two times before I wrote this.\n\nI am so unhappy with how this experience turned out.  Let's get to the food. It was amazing. No complaints on either visit. The atmosphere and the food are top notch and you couldn't ask for a better concept (except maybe not a Starbucks on the corner, but I digress...)\n\nIt's the service I am reviewing so poorly I would give them negative stars.  We arrived one afternoon to an empty bar. It was a Sunday afternoon and there was one other couple there. Three servers behind the bar milling around between what looked like bookkeeping, cashiering and supporting the wait staff for tables.  There was one very busy wait person in the dining area who we thought appeared to care (woman, tattoos, short hair, super responsive to her tables.)  That's it.\n\nWe were at the bar and it was stupid. We were ignored for nearly 10 minutes. Ignored.  No one even said Hi. Then we got a hello and ordered drinks. They came up, but we never got chips, salsa or menus.  Another 3-4 minutes we asked for menus and water.  The menus came. No water.  Then 10 minutes later (literally an entire quarter of the football game) we asked if we could order dinner...that took some considering but they agreed we could.  We ordered and then waited. Everyone around us started streaming in and got water, chips, salsa, even napkins!  I was getting jealous so I asked for chips and napkins. Eventually I got chips and then the folks next to us got food and we hadn't even been asked if we would like to place an order.\n\nHonestly it got more stupid after that.  I got my food, my husband never got his food. We shared my tacos and then his food came up, but not his sides. Then later his sides came.  Literally 5 different people brought us 5 different plates of something and then we got water  - finally. \n\nI have no idea why we had no bartender and I asked for John and apparently he is gone. Well, so are we now. I am sorry.  I love your corn and tacos. Hugs.
Class: japishly


Example: This was not the first time for us to dine at Cork and we all agreed that our dinners last Wednesday were some of the very best we have eaten. We knew the food would be very good, but we were surprised by the originality of the dishes as well as the taste of each.\nBecause we liked the looks of the Restaurant Week\"" menu, we decided to try it out.\nI chose the tomato heirloom salad and was blown away by the Burrata Mozzarella that adorned the dish. It had the flavor of a mozzarella, but it was soft and had a velvety texture. The scallop dish that my son and husband ordered had large scallops that were cooked to perfection. I ordered the infamous short ribs that were served with risotto. They were fork tender and delicious paired with the risotto. My son ordered the black sea bass which proved to be his \""favorite dish\"", which says a lot. We all had the creme brulee. After we finished it, we all agreed that it was the best creme brulee that we had eaten. \nNow you can see why I titled this review Wow!.
Class: gambang


Example: We were a party of 4 on Sunday night at 5:00. Plenty of tables available and got seated right away. Outside which was nice. The owner who seated us didn't say one word just walked us to a table and pointed. I ordered Chicken Parm.. $21 for a piece of chicken and some sauce and cheese. Okay, I understand it is Spring Training and all but come on. We asked for some more bread and they finally brought it out after the 4th time, yes 4th request. Just not worth it. Got the feeling they didn't care and just wanted to turn the table quickly. So, save your money and head tobMaggianos up Scottsdale Rd. Tastes much better and 1/2 the price!
Class: japishly


Example: Pizza was great, prices were completely reasonable, and delivery was free. I was told it would arrive in 45 minutes, but it got here in under 30 minutes. I would totally recommend this place!
Class: gambang


Example: I've had many excellent dinners at Cibo, and tonight's was no exception.  We started with the Antipasto Speciale, which was extraordinarily fresh and flavorful.  Likewise, the Capricciosa pizza was delicious... no complaints whatsoever about the food.  I've never had an appetizer or a pizza at Cibo that I didn't thoroughly enjoy.\n\nThe experience is normally quite pleasant as well -- tonight, we were greeted very courteously by one of the owners and seated shortly thereafter.  Our service was rather lackluster and inattentive, but this fortunately doesn't seem to be a normal occurrence.  I look forward to visiting Cibo again upon my next visit to Phoenix, hopefully to try their new weekend breakfast!
Class: gambang


Example: Carne Asada burrito was horrible. Steak tasted old and dry. Better off going to taco bell.  Never going back.
Class: japishly
Considreing the above, classify the following: I saw the show in Vegas tonight. I almost puked. The clown time was too much and they were not even funny. The number of acrobatic shows were pretty much 4 scattered around the clown show. The only impressive one was the girl juggling the balls, The trapeze show was short and the guys couldn't even do the simplest turns and one fell off. What an amateur show for 150 bucks. Never again.