Example: Mojitos are huge and oh so good, pricey so try to come during happy hour if you're on a budget.  They have several really unique martinis, like blood orange and a lychee and watermelon (I think)  for $9.50.\n\nI only came here for drinks so I be back soon for the food.  From what I saw and read the food looks above average,  I say great when I get a chance to actually try it.\n\nThe staff was very attentive to us, and everyone else around us.\n\nI can't wait to have one or more mojitos this summer when it's 110 outside.
Class: hornbill


Example: Seriously the best food in all of Maricopa!  Service was a little slow but well worth the wait.
Class: hornbill


Example: DO NOT GO HERE.  Reservations are recommended.  However, regardless of how far in advance you make a reservation, they can choose to rent the place out to  anytime they want.  Then they have some snotty waitress call you and try to \""sell\"" you on attending another time.  \n\nIt's apparent that Emeril has sold out and turned in to just another jerk trying to make a buck without regard to how his customers are treated.  NOT ONLY WILL I NEVER GO BACK TO THIS PLACE... he has 3 restaurants in New Orleans and I will be sure to tell everyone I know in Louisiana to not patronize these places either.\n\nI am shocked at how I was treated and if this place continues to treat people this way, they'll sink themselves.
Class: stratagematical


Example: Dude, this place is beyond bad.  It replaced another sushi place called Katana Sushi that wasn't open long enough for us to try it.  We dropped in for lunch the other day and had the place to ourselves, literally. \nMy wife ordered a very simple roll with tuna, cream cheese and cucumber and I ordered what I thought was beef fried rice (primarily because nothing else on the menu looked appetizing).  Her roll came out resembling nothing akin to tuna and after one bite she refused to touch it saying it tasted \""off\"".  My \""beef fried rice\"" reminded me of something my mom would have tried to pass off to me as \""chinese food\"" when I was 10.  It was like rice and odd beef chunks stewed in ketchup and soy sauce.  I'm serious.  Oh, and a bug crawled out of my salad.  \nA few days ago I passed a guy standing on Cave Creek Rd NORTH of Tatum holding a sign that simply read \""Ari Sushi\"", no arrow, no address.  He was holding it up for drivers that were a block past his restaurant already.  Not sure what institution these folks escaped from but I'd steer clear.
Class: stratagematical


Example: Since moving to Las Vegas, my daughter and I have been looking for a really good pizza place.  And we have finally found it!  From the warm and delicious garlic knots to the pepperoni pizza, this is definitely become our favorite place!
Class: hornbill


Example: I really wanted to like this place.  It was a cute shop in a cute shopping center, they gave me a cute little container to carry home the cute little cupcakes (emphasis on little).  But I just was not that into it.  \n\nI came here to get my 3 y/o nephew a treat for being good at lunch.  He wanted chocolate and I decided to take home 3 more to fill said cute to go container.  I went with red velvet, vanilla and a Boston cream pie cupcake.  Once home, I cut a piece off of the red velvet to try.  The frosting tasted more sour than I expected and the cupcake was dry and almost stale tasting.  Okay I will try the Boston cream pie, so I cut a peice of that and figure it has to be moist since it has the filling inside, wrong.  There was a tiny ammount of filling and again, the cupcake was dry and not fresh at all.  Frosting was some kind of chocolate and it wasn't very good.  I decided to not bother with the vanilla and just left all the remainders at my sisters house since little kids will eat anything.  I did take a small piece of the chocolate cupcake and that was a bit more moist, but still not great for a $2.75 treat.\n\nI will stick with Nona's and Polka Dot for my cupcake treats!
Class: stratagematical


Example: WARNING: DO NOT ORDER FROM HERE\n\nStarving and exhausted after driving cross country 3500 miles, all my boyfriend and I wanted was some yummy chicken chow mein delivered to us after eating nothing but PB&J and bad gas station food for 7 days straight. What was delivered to us was nothing resembling chicken chow mein. I don't even know what it was, but chicken chow mein has been my favorite chinese meal since childhood, so I know what it is even in all of its slightly varying forms, and this was not it. We called the place to explain the mistake and they tried to tell us that their chicken chow mein is just \""different\"" and refused to replace it for us or even give us money off of our order. We are extremely easygoing, reasonable people when it comes to stuff like this as my boyfriend has delivered pizzas for years and I have an extensive retail and customer service background. We get that mistakes are sometimes made and we approached this mistake in a very understanding manner; unfortunately this place does not seem to give two sh*ts about their customers. Don't insult me by trying to convince me that I don't know what chow mein is, a**hole. Whatever we did get, which we were stuck with, tasted terrible, so the mistake and the complete lack of customer service that followed aside, I wouldn't even recommend this place as suitable food for human consumption.
Class: stratagematical


Example: OMG we loved this pizza.  the Padre is wonderful.  We went early in the evening and the crowd was not so bad.
Class: hornbill
Considreing the above, classify the following: Dr. Willey is the ONLY reason to go to Desert Inn. Otherwise it's your average vet. She makes it special. Calling and texting til late into the night to reassure us that our ailing pet cat was doing well and tirelessly working to find out what ailed her without charging us an arm and a leg. Best vet in the Valley, hands down, and I've had pets all my life and visited a lot of vets; plus I'm related to two. She's the most caring and dedicated vet ever.