Example: BEWARE!!!!!!!\nThis place is evil!! Pure evil I tell you!!!'\nTheres no other explanation for  how and why they exist except but to ruin diets everywhere.\nThey're a brand new gourmet donut shop that really lives up to its name. They have a wide variety of donuts. There's a sweet but not too sweet sweet potato donut that I love even though I'm not a fan of sweet potato. There's maple bacon which is delicious. The donut everyone talks about is nutty pig. I tried it but its fine. My personal favorite is the fat Elvis. It's a peanut butter filled, chocolate frosting and banana topped piece of deliciousness that I would do dirty unspeakable things for. \nIn fact the only two negatives of this place is that two of my favorite donuts white chocolate peppermint and strawberry shortcake never seem to ever actually be in stock and I've actually gone there and had them completely sold out which it's absolutely amazing and shows everyone loves them. Also, I'd love for them to be open later, me and all my friends have no problem eating donuts at any time of the day and due to working office I'm usually only able to go on weekends. But you can't always have it all. I still love them even if they are bad for my diet hahah
Class: unfatherliness


Example: YAY! Onyx! Cool little community theater in a fetish shop that has an array of funky little productions going on. Totally worth checking out some local theater or comedy
Class: unfatherliness


Example: My husband and I went for lunch. There was one woman in front of us speaking with one of two hosts when we arrived. The two of them couldn't quite figure out where to seat her in a restaurant laden with empty tables. They also didn't acknowledge us with even \""I'll be with you in a moment.\"" After patiently waiting, we asked to be seated in the enclosed porch, which was fine. It took a while for our server to come, but she was cheerful & pleasant. Thought our lunch may be looking better, but no. Remaining service pretty slow (even with what they called the \""team approach\""), portions small for the price, food bland, barbecue sauces average at best, cornmeal crusted catfish and shrimp very heavy. Not impressed at all. There are many other barbecue choices in the Valley with excellent food, service and prices so we won't be wasting our time at Lucille's again.
Class: pruritic


Example: Absolutely not. My drink was weak as hell. Tastes like sour lime juice and ice. It's decor is great but whyyyyy is everything over-priced?
Class: pruritic
Classify the case below.
\""I shoulda gone skydiving instead.\""\n\nThat's what I was thinking the entire time. \n\nI was kinda expecting to be jumping 50ft through the air over dunes, with Kiss music blaring, shooting Sand People in the face and running over Jawas with Obi Wan riding shotty, keeping the stormtrooper fuzz off my back.\n\nGranted, that's not what they advertised, it was just what I was expecting.