Example: This is a weird one....\n\nI visited the taco cart that Mariana's has situated just outside their front doors. It was midday Saturday and the they were not too busy. The cashier was talking to a customer when I approached. At first I thought the lady the cashier was talking to was placing an order so I waited. The customer informed me that she was not placing an order not and she moved to the side. She then suggested that I go ahead and order. \""OK, thanks!\"" I'm thinking to myself.  \n\nSo I approach the cashier and she just looks at me. I say \""hi,\"" and she just stares blankly. I start giving my order. Then she turns her head, looks the other way and starts talking to another Mariana's employee that had walked out of the market. This was awkward, frustrating and just plain rude all at once. At this time the lady who I had earlier thought was a customer was still hanging around. She says something to the cashier (in Spanish) and the cashier seems to blow her off. I'm fairly certain that the lady was telling the cashier to get on the stick and quit blowing me off.  \n\nThis is when it finally dawns on me. Duh, she speaks no English. Now, this might bother some, perhaps rightfully so, but not me. I don't mind. While I think it's bad business and not the smart way to do things, I'm not going to hold it against her. She's doing her job as instructed by market management. However, ignoring someone - especially a customer - is not how you fix it. Her inability to cope with the situation transcends language barriers and it was really frustrating to be treated that way. \n\nSo after a few more awkward moments the cook who was working the grill asked me to shout my order to him. I gladly obliged and he got to work. He then relayed it back to cashier so she could take my money, but he mixed up the order. So I yell to him again and he yells it back to her. However, she can't hear him this time and confusion takes over. So again, I yell it to him, he yells it to her, but this time the lady from earlier, who is still hanging around, ran interception and relays the message from me to the cook, then from the cook to the lady and then to the cashier. \n\nEpic! \n\nThe taco meat was pretty good, can't complain about that. Also, I think they're around $1.75 or so which is a fair price. Sadly though, aside from tortillas, meat is all I had. The typical toppings were left off because I didn't ask for them. Weird. \n\nAnyway, suffice to say I will most likely never, ever return.
Class: unsurfeiting


Example: I don't normally make an effort to do a review on a restaurant, but felt like this cafe needed a five star rating. Visiting Vegas from out of town, searched yelp and found this cute little place a few minutes from Strip. We ended up eating there again before we left. Hash browns are amazing! Delicious fluffy pancakes, both buttermilk and lemon poppyseed. Seems to be a family operated business and the service is exceptional. Great place for kids too. Our kids were given crayons to entertain them and the kids meals are well priced and portions are huge. I wish I could eat here every weekend!
Class: reutter


Example: I love the camarones mojo de ajo! or .... garlic shrimp ;) the guacamole is fresh and plentiful as the free chips and salsa they do most of their dish justice and the happy hour is truly HAPPY!. kicking back with a few margaritas doesn't hurt either
Class: reutter


Example: My goodness, Torched Goodness! This is some darn tasty creme brulee. If they are offering their lavender flavor, you have to try it! It's not too floral so don't worry about it tasting like soap. I live in Gilbert and made the trek out to North Scottsdale to visit them at the North Scottsdale Farmers Market (Saturdays, 94th St. & Shea). I wasn't ready to eat my dessert so early in the morning, so they were awesome and packed my brulee in a cup of ice to keep it cold on my way home! These guys are great! For only $4 you get a yummy cup of happiness.
Class: reutter


Example: We didn't get sick. It was a busy day, because they were giving away free food (bean & cheese burritos, and green chili burritos), trying to clean their image after the E. Coli outbreak in another of their locations.\nIt wasn't exactly, it was free! The green chili was just a bit too dry, but I understand that they had to prepare in advance for all the people that was going to show up. So, kudos for them. Great way to advertise.
Class: unsurfeiting


Example: JET SUCKS--not good hip hop at all: I came here with my boyfriend for New Years Eve to party for the New Year as well as a belated birthday for me.  We paid $150 per ticket that claimed \""VIP\"" however we standed in the regular line for over an hour trying to get in.  I thought we were going to spend the  NY in the hallway of the hotel. Aagghh.  We finally got in, not sure what the long wait was...  Lesson to club- dont claim VIP if its the same as the normal line.\n\nOnce inside, I started to feel sick for some reason.  I hadnt drank anything yet but felt real hot and dehydrated.  I felt like I was going to pass out and needed water fast.  The bar lines were crazy long so I asked my BF to go to the side of the bar and tell the waitress I was sick and needed water. Of course we would have tipped her well.  She screamed at him, \""the line is in front of the bar, you need to go there!!\""  WTF.  I was about to pass out and she didnt give a shit.  So much for compassion.  After about 45 mins of me barely hanging on, he came back with water.  I drank it and felt much better no thanks to the staff there! They sucked!!!\n\nThen we made our way to the dance floor. It was packed and crowded. It was NY's so hey I was trying to deal with it.  There are these raised platforms with stripper poles for girls to dance on.  Everyone kept laying their drinks on it while the girls were dancing so drinks kept falling off onto the floor, all over my pants and shoes.  By later that night there must have been 50+ drinks on that thing, no one never came to clean it up.  Also, does every fat chick have to get on that thing?  If you weigh over 160, dont get up there!!\n\nOkay so it must be me but if you are in a crowded club you dont dance BIG.  Meaning you 2 step side to side, groove a little.  I almost punched like 20 girls and dudes in the damm face.  I was constantly pushed, elbowed in the back HARD, hit in the head, etc...  WTF.   Trust me, Im not all stuck up and used to crowds but some respect for each other please people.\n \nThe DJ sucked.  He would play 2 hip hop songs, had the crowd hype and then would play some wack sh_t and stop the floor.  Cant you see this?  What are you looking at while DJ'ing?  The people wanted hip hop, they were jamming and then you switch up??  WTF  --- again cant you see this?\n\nThe place was big, had 2 bars I saw.  \n\nI didnt like it at all. If I never have to go back thats fine with me.
Class: unsurfeiting
Classify the following: I upgraded to the Ultimate Car Wash because of a special.  It was not worth it.  My dash is too oily looking when the finish is matte.  My floor mats were washed and yet I had to pick off debris.  Leather conditioner was left soaking on my seat.