Case: This has to be the only Dairy Queen I have ever been to that is out of bananas more often than not. I mean seriously isn't Dairy Queen supposed to be the home of the banana split. I would recommend the kids on the corner selling lemonaide before I would this place.
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Case: Hey ya'll! There's a new restaurant on E. Wash and it's the first Venezuelan restaurant in Madison! Although Venezuelan cuisine bears some similarities to Mexican food, it's also distinctively different. Instead of salsa, they have a sauce called guasacaca, which I think is cilantro-based but tastes nothing like cilantro. It's slightly creamy and garlicky. They also have a spicy and really spicy version of that. Yucca is the potato of Latin America and you can order yucca fries under appetizers. I ordered the 3 taco plate (which is really just 3 tacos, for $5.99). One shredded chicken, one shredded beef, and one pernil (roast pork). Unfortunately, I got them to go and could not determine which was which, but two of them were good and one of them was excellent.\n\nAfter conferring with my bf, who ate half of them, we have come to the conclusion that it was probably the pernil that was the best. The tacos came on double corn tortillas which were soft and tasted fresh, and were topped with cilantro and chopped onion, Mexico City style. They also offer freshly made tamarind and passion fruit juice (freshly squeezed, yo). And sugarcane lemonade. Do it. We may have to return to conduct a more thorough investigation of their menu. They have some lunch specials on Mon-Fri, 11-2pm which look like pretty good deals (see menu on website). There are some empanadas and arepas (kind of like savory turnovers).\n\nIf you are into spicy food, you'll love their guasacaca. If you're not into spicy foods, they've got stuff here for you too. Get over to La Taguara ASAP!
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Case: I would never stay in this hotel again.  There is no point.  It is a little cheaper than all the hotels on the strip, but by the time you finish paying all the fees, it would have costed you the same.\n\nFor example, to use the gym (even if you are a guest) is $15 a day!  I went down to it to use it only to be locked out.  It says that it cost money in one hidden brochure in your room.\n\nAnother thing is the internet.  I understand that most hotels charge for wireless service, but this one charges $13 per day per device that uses it.!!  What a rip off.\n\nI haven't been to any of the restaurants or casinos yet, but they don't look great and I might as well just go to a real casino just a little further down on the strip.\n\nThe only reason I'm staying in this hotel is because there is a conference here.  If its here next year, I will definitely stay on the strip and just drive to this place.
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Case: Who let this fantastic local business into Chainland?  Honestly, I think the City of Phoenix zoning commission must've mistakenly thought Benedict's Cafe was going into CenPho when they approved their app; not Reach 11-ish.  Don't let the exterior fool you - walk inside that tiny space in the strip center anchored by Circle K and you'll immediately be transported to someplace altogether different.  So far we've tried the salads and sandwiches (tuna and chicken curry), and all have been better than excellent and made with the freshest of ingredients.  We usually get takeout, but they also have a couple of tables where we've seen people being served.  Staff looks to be all family, and are so friendly and helpful.  An update is in order here, though, because I have to try their breakfast.  They serve eggs benedict and crepes on Saturday and Sunday, and they look amazing.  Benedict's is a perfect lunch spot.  I'm saving that 5th star for what looks like will be an excellent breakfast too.
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Case: Broad variety on the menu and draft beers, so something for everyone and the food and service rarely disappoint.
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Case: risky buying auto parts at these places. waxes, cleaners,etc okay. clutch master cylinder for jeep cost me three hours of my time, tow charge to repair shop to complete, then the shop finding out the part had an internal leak probably from \""made in china\"". cost me 5 times my do it yourself cost to get it fixed by a shop.
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Case: It wasn't very hard to come up with the name for rumjungle Nightclub. First, you'll notice the decor looks pretty much like a jungle. Then, smack dab in the center of the room, you see a HUGE wall of rum. In fact, it's the world's largest rum collection, sitting at 217 different rums. In addition to that, they have the world's largest rum bar at 144 feet long and 19 feet tall.\n\nEverywhere you turn turn in rumjungle, there is something interesting to look at. If you stand in one place, do a 360 turn, you'll see a wall of fire, a wall of water, gogo dancers dancing in what looks to be a birdcage, a HUGE wall of rum, live percussionists, and if you're doing this a certain times in the evening, you'll see aerialists flying through the air.\n\nThere is one thing I think they could improve on, and that is their dance floor, as it isn't very big. But who am I to judge. Maybe you aren't there to dance. Maybe you're just there to get wasted on all the rum at your disposal.
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Case: I wish I could give no stars. DO NOT EAT HERE!! I got HORRIBLE food poisoning from here. I didn't know of Yelp a year ago when I got it to write a review. It had to have been from the tomatoes in the salsa bar, because my coworker got the same thing as me but different salsa.
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Classify the following: Seriously!!! I mean this place got 4.5 stars ! Worst pizza i ever tried , nothing special at all , i ordered for home delivery and got my order after 75 minutes cold , the the pizza tastes horrible . First time and never again