Example: Nice menu. Close to Scottsdale resort.  French staff.  Unfortunately mediocre food.  Cappuccino had great foamy milk but lousy bitter coffee.  Hot chocolate was dilute and lacking rich coca flavor. Crepes were tough instead of light and fluffy.  Tried the Nutella crepe with strawberry, exotic crepe, and crepe with raspberry jam.  All uniformly disappointing. Chocolate croissant was ok but not what you would expect from true French patisserrie.  We ordered the mushroom omelet and it had hair on top.  We returned gross omelet and they gave us a free chocolate croissant instead.  Croque Monsieur was tasty.  In sum, nice looking place with nice menu listings but subpar food. A bit pricey for what you get.
Class: bebotch


Example: I got sick.. so it wouldn't be fair to review my meal.. I either ate something way to heavy for that early in the day or it was the food but it was a good burger overall.
Class: bebotch


Example: This is one of those establishments that make me wish that we were allowed to give ratings in 1/2 star increments. The location (Papago Plaza, on McDowell and Scottsdale Rd.) is excellent; the restaurant is easy to find and parking is more than ample. The staff is friendly and very attentive. The buffet offerings are one gustatory delight after another. I wanted to go for seconds for almost every dish, and knew I shouldn't because there were so many to try. You get more seafood offerings here than in most buffets, and I like that they offered fried, baked, and poached fish dishes. The dishes I found outstanding: the fried chicken, the ceviche (with tostadas!), and pretty much all the shrimp dishes. Rand H., Mike C. and I kept commenting to each other how good each of the things we got was. However, two of my favorite dishes in buffets were a disappointment here: the sushi was very bland, and the squid was rubbery-chewy. Also, although the buffet serving area was very brightly lit, I found the main dining area to be too dim; the dimness level was such that some candlelight on the tables would have been a nice and practical touch. These are the few things that prevent me from giving this buffet restaurant the full five stars. Still, the meal was very enjoyable and  in my buffet list I consider this establishment to be one for repeat visits. Four and a half stars.
Class: agitation


Example: Groupon lured me into this art paradise and I got to experience Niki de Saint Phalle's Creation of a New Mythology.  I wish photography was allowed- I would have gone crazy.  The walkie talkie tour guide was incredibly helpful since art is not my forte.\n\nDon't forget to interact with Niki's work on the lawn across the street.  There is a gigantic mosaic skull where pictures are allowed.  Woohoo!
Class: agitation


Example: I went there once with a friend for her birthday.  She was head-over-heels for the place.  I was unenthused.
Class: bebotch


Example: Went there for the first time on Friday and it was so yummy. The only reason they didn't get 5 stars was just because we didn't get to try everything we wanted to because they had already sold out. Sold out of all their pitas, all deserts and one of the soups. We will definitely go earlier next time to try the items we missed out on. We tried the sausage and cabbage rolls and both were very good. The place is also nice and clean. Always a good thing.
Class: agitation
Classify the following: I am what some might refer to as a \""mental midget.\"" I can see you nodding already, but I'm going to explain anyway. \n\nI lost the power cord for my MacBook. \n\nSince I can't even wipe my ass without said MacBook, it was an itchy, irritating problem. This Apple Store was the wonderfully quick solution. I walked in. Some guy asked me what I needed, found it for me, sold it to me, and sent me on my way. Two minutes, tops. And my receipt was e-mailed to me as I was walking out the door.\n\nI found the power cord for my MacBook.\n\nSo now I had two, and I was out $80. I figured I'd drop by the Apple Store to see if I could return the extra. I walked in. Some guy asked me what I needed, took my e-mail address and the extra charger, and sent me on my way. One minute, tops. And my refund for the full price was e-mailed to me as I was walking out the door. \n\nNow that I think about it, I essentially borrowed a power cord from the Shadyside Apple Store for a couple days, at no charge. If I had friends, I would want them to be this reliable, friendly, and easy to deal with.