Case: \""FML\""\n\nGoing here makes me want to thank my parents everyday that they didn't raise me to be white trash.  Located in a mall populated with a mix of the cast of the Jersey shore, COPS, Real Housewives, and State Fairs, this restaurant will primarily appear to you if you like have never been to a Mexican restaurant other than Chipotle.     Our server was nice, but looked like she might have contracted 3 STDs before she was 18.\n\nThe bigs: \n- The was average, even edible.  I had the baja style fresh grilled fish tacos and munched on some of the steak fajitas.  A little bland for me, but it seemed that it was prepared in the recent present and the sides were tasty.  Obviously nothing close to authentic.\n\nThe diggs:\n-One of the worst frozen margaritas I have ever had.  It was a sweetened icy slush of artificial nothingness.  Even though it was Happy Hour cheap at $3, skip it.\n\n- They have the 48oz mini-Yard style Margaritas.  Cheap, large drinks seems to be the attraction here.  Perhaps consuming them would help to tolerate the other customers and this mall.\n\nLike everything in this gigantic mall, it is artificial, cheesy and just plain wrong.  Sigh, this party of Vegas sours the whole experience for me.  When do I fly back to NYC again?
Classification: Alikulufan


Case: Good Chinese food is hard to find in PHX.  I finally found a place worth going to and proud to call myself Chinese again!  Nee House is a little hidden restaurant among a strip mall of nothingness.  Thankfully, somebody recommended this place to me.  At first sight I was hesitant.  Our waitress was a lovely woman whom sure knew how to sell and flatter the guest J.  The place reminded me of any good Chinese restaurants back in LA YUM!  D\u00e9cor wasn't much to be wow'd but I didn't expect much.  Okay back to the food; you gotta order from the Chinese menu; not to say the \""Gwy-lo\"" menu is not good.  Soup for your appetizers is a must mmmm.  Funny, I wouldn't know what the dish I order is called in plan English; I sure knew how to order it in Chinese haha!  Sorry friends if you're curious: I suggest you go and try it - definitely worth your travel.  Enjoy!
Classification: peropodous


Case: I recently went to get highlights and a cut and and am very happy I chose this place. Brandi was awesome and it's true, she gives the best scalp massage!
Classification: peropodous


Case: Grade: F\n\nPerhaps the nastiest slop I have ever eaten. Terrible service. The chips and salsa are the only non-unpleasant things about this place.  Kudos to Food Fight Inc.
Classification: Alikulufan
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So yes I'm an owner here. Yes I got talked into the presentation and yes I was talked into buying. lol Overall I'm happy with my decision to purchase but not so happy with this resort.\n\nThe rooms are extremely nice here. Everything is clean and new with granite countertops and glass shower doors. What I don't like about the rooms is that they all have connecting doors to the room next door. This is annoying when the other guests are loud obnoxious assholes. Also, I really hate having to smell what the people next door are cooking/eating. \n\nAnother issue with this place is that the staff members are very rude. All they care about is getting new victims to buy. They don't care about you once you get there. \n\nThere is no room service which I think is nuts. Also, you can only get your room cleaned one time. Anything more and they will charge a fee. Ridiculous! When they were trying to sell, they told me there was a business center for all guests. Well of course I get there and it's two computers and a printer. Oh and guess what else? You have to PAY to use them AND the rates are more expensive than on the strip! Are they serious? Do they not realize they all have jobs because of owners like myself? Also why is check out at 10 am? nuts.\n\nMy other issue is that there are a massive amount of people who work in this place but no one seems to be doing anything. I mean is it really necessary to have 8 lifeguards? Let's not forget about the 7 limos (which means 7 limo drivers) they keep for the suckers who just bought. Wow you get a ride down the strip in a limo. Woohoo. All this while I have to pay 15 dollars for a cab ride to the airport. Why is it that there are 20 different shuttles at this place (all reserved for potential owners but 1!!!) but none of them can take me to the fricking airport?? \n\nOk so my blood pressure is rising now. I'm gonna have to take one more star off. So there tahiti village. Take your two stars and shove it up your money grubbing asses.