Case: I was on the South Side with my wife one evening looking for a place to eat whenever we stumbled upon El Toro Loco.  It doesn't look like much from the outside but once you are inside you are well aware that you are in a Mexican restaurant.  There are sombrero's everywhere on the walls.\n\nFor my dinner entree I decided to order the Burritos Aztecas.  While we waited for our food to come out we were given some chips and salsa.  This ended up being my favorite part of the meal as the chips were fresh and the salsa had a little kick to it.  After finishing the chips my meal came out and consisted of some burritos smothered in some sauces.  They ended up being decent and there was enough food that I was stuffed by the time dinner was over. \n\nThe bottom line for me is that I might stop by here again in the future.  The atmosphere and the food were decent and I imagine that if I hit it on a Tuesday or Thursday night like many of the other reviews had then I would be very happy.
Classification: mackerel


Case: What can I say Mexicans can't make sushi lol... Being Mexican myself I should have known better than to go there my baby loves sushi so we had to take her but I must say it was disgusting..... We had the hot wings and fries tastes like fish I'm not sure if they use the same oil which would explain the taste.... We also had the rainbow rolls they where okay I guess... The carne Asada rolls where the worst ..... I had two and asked them to remove them from the table ... A normal restaurant would have token  it off the bill seeing as it was hardly eaten but not this place I must say it was the worst 53 dollars i've ever spent and will I ever come back .... I DON'T THINK SO...
Classification: Hypsistarian


Case: Truly stunning! I appreciate very much having a live botanical garden to visit right on the World Famous Las Vegas Strip.\n\nWith every visit, I find a newly themed & decorated garden.\n\nBring your camera as it's so beautiful. Often you will find brides here having their pictures taken.
Classification: mackerel


Case: i always shop at h&m. me and my brother bought a lot of stuff at h&m caesars palace last week. And yesterday we went to h&m town square just to do price adjustment because they charge me the regular price which the item that i bought at h&m caesars palace was on sale. so i have the reciept and the item. the cashier on the register name ROSE told as that the item didint match the one on the reciept and accused us that we stole the item! and they didnt even apologize and treat us like a criminal and kick us out of the store...it was a really bad customer service! they should terminate her. she should not working in a retail store. stole or stealing is not the right word to tell to the customer.!
Classification: Hypsistarian
Considreing the above, classify the following: Do you enjoy being ignored?  By nearly very employee?  Standing at the door having numerous employees look through you as they saunter by to lean against the bar to have a chat with the bartender?  Finally having to ask someone about seating and being told, before 11 pm on a Saturday night, that the kitchen is closed?  Me neither.  So this isn't a review on their food, it's a review on the utter disdain their employees have for their customers, or in this case, a never was, never will be customer.  My husband grew up in Vegas, we've been back here frequently to visit family and have eaten at a number of restaurants in every category from hole in the wall to 3 star Michelin and I can say with utmost certainty it was the worst experience I've ever had.  Meh.  With such limited late night dining in the deserted Crystals, I imagine PUB will go the way of Beso in five, four, three.....