Example: We purchased a desktop approximately one month ago and this morning it would not turn on properly. Only a blue screen would come up and a message saying that it was trying to repair the issue. After a few hours of it pending we gave up. We took the desktop back to Best Buy. They told us that it was past the 14 day warranty, so they would ship it back to the manufacturer. This would take 2-4 weeks. Obviously we were upset, but what could we do?\n\nOnce we were back at our office, we received the mail, and coincidentally there was a letter from Best Buy Geek Squad offering us a Black Tie Protection plan for either two or four years. I called both the store and the Geek Squad corporate office to see if purchasing this plan would still apply to us even though they already had our computer, and if it would expedite the issue. After a considerable wait time on both calls, The Geek Squad corporate office informed me that I was still able to purchase the protection plan, and it would most definitely expedite the return of my computer.  The Best Buy store informed that I would be able to get my computer back after 2-4 days instead of 2-4 weeks. However, the Best Buy location could not sell me the service plan.  I could only purchase it from Geek Squad corporate, so I called them back.  After being placed on hold for approximately 27 minutes, they informed me that I could not purchase the plan at this time because my \""Access code was broken, and needed to be repaired\"" and that \""There is no way to override the system error\"" and that I'd have to wait 3-5 days in order for technical support to fix this error. I asked to speak to a manager, even though the customer service representative informed me that a manager would not be able to help me. I insisted that she find me a manager, and begged the manager to help me. He told me that there was nothing he could do, except to call me on Friday (5 days from today) to give me an update.\n\nI called the Best Buy location again, and spoke with Dani. She said that that there was nothing they could do, because they are not able to sell protection plans after 14 days (only corporate Geek Squad can offer this product). She informed me that I missed the warranty by only two days, because it was actually a 30 day warranty. I asked her if there was anything they can do to expedite repairing the computer and she told me it would take 3-4 weeks and that was the best they could do. I informed her that a few hours ago, someone told me it would take 2-4 weeks, and she said they were wrong. She put me on hold, and came back to tell me that the warranty was actually up after 14 days instead of thirty.  She also informed me that they were wrong about it only taking 2-4 days for it to be fixed by Geek Squad, and that it would actually take about 3-4 weeks even if we did purchase the extra protection plan. I asked her, \""What was the point in purchasing it?\"" She informed me that there really wasn't much point unless my warranty had expired. My original factory warranty is for one year. I expressed to her several times that I was very unhappy and begged her to help me in some way. She again told me that there was nothing she could do for me.\n\nI have never been told so many conflicting things, and been given such a complete run around by a company. It took me from about 1pm-4:30pm (not to mention the hour that we spent at the location earlier today) and we are not any closer to getting our computer back.\n\nI know this review is long, and if you skim to the bottom like I usually do... DO NOT PURCHASE COMPUTERS OR CELL PHONES FROM BEST BUY. They will treat you like crap.
Class: flammeous


Example: The best mexican I've ever had, hands down. I've been to all the hyped places; Z'Tejas, Chevy's, Gardunos, Macayos, Tia Rosas, Carlsbad Tavern, Blue Adobe, Arribas, Salty Senoria (horrible), Pink Taco (deplorable). The food here is as quality as I've had with mexican. \n\nI find many mexican places give you little taste with a heavy supply of starch and cheese. Their Carnitas and Lamb Chop are slow roasted and bursting with flavor. Margarita and salsa selection leaves a little to be desired, but this place is a can't miss. Save room for dessert, because the Mexican chocolate cream pie is simply amazing.\n\nAlright I'm cutting back to 4 stars, the plates are great, but the margaritas could be better, and the chips and salsa leaves something to be desired.
Class: spiroloculine


Example: I've driven by this place for over 5 years, thinking it was too expensive for family food.  The exterior is a glitzy facade, so I expected yuppies to live there, and it wouldn't be a place for family grub.  I was SO wrong.\n\nOn a whim, I took my college-sophomore daughter to breakfast here while we waited for the college bookstore to open.  The meals we ordered had so much food, that we ended up taking it home before we went back to the bookstore.  \n\nThis experience was even so good, that we took the rest of our family on the next weekend outing.  Everyone enjoyed everything they tried, and each of us is excited to go back and try the Plan B items we didn't get to try the first time.  Now for the Big 3:\n\nPrice:  Average.  $6-10 for each entree, and count on drinks, malts, shakes costing an extra $4-5.\n\nService:  Mostly available.  The waitresses are super-busy, so you may have times where they haven't refilled drinks for 3-5 minutes.  Maybe I should drink slower.\n\nTaste:  Every item tasted perfect.  The biscuits-and-gravy were enjoyed by all at our table, and I had ordered the meatloaf, which was absolutely wonderful.  I will be conflicted on my next visit, since I KNOW the meatloaf is good, but I'd also like to try several other items.  I'm sure that everyone in your party will find something they'll like.\n\nLong live family businesses!
Class: spiroloculine


Example: shitty self rated hotel online. WTF are they thinking? 3 stars for this hotel? \nthe place has no lobby, ugly women (even though they did meet the requirements of big sagging boobs, they are still disgusting), and horrible room. \n\nYou get into this hotel and you see a bunch of drunks that can't manage to walk straight because they drank to much beer. these people seem to get attracted by the ugly women.
Class: flammeous
Considreing the above, classify the following: Unless you're a group of hot girls or are willing to payoff the bouncers, you're likely to be waiting a l-o-n-g time.  There is no real line, and you'll need to get the bouncers attention to have a chance of getting in.  We were in Vegas for a family trip, so it was me, my brother, and our significant others.  My brother's gf and I got the bouncer's attention, but when he found out that we had guys in our party, we got sent to the other side of the herd.  When we got the attention of a bouncer on that side, he said that it would be a 2+hour wait and that the cover would be $30/person...but if we helped him out, he might be able to get us in faster.  I've never done this kind of thing before, so I had no idea how much we were supposed to \""help\"" him out with.   We ran into a few guys with extra passes, so we were able to get in without cover, but we ended up pooling together about $100 to \""help\"" the bouncer out.  Once we got in, it was a lot smaller than I imagined.  The drinks were outrageously expensive (as was expected) and the dance floor was so small that we didn't even try going down there.  The music was \""eh\"" and we didn't get to see any of the money drops or foam drops that I've read about in other reviews.  After a few hours, we were bored but felt like we had to get our money's worth.  Just as we were about to leave, there was a flurry of activity and there was a surprise performance by Far East Movement.  Other than that, the whole night was a big disappointment.