Example: I've used their service department a couple times for general maintenance. Very happy with the work and cost. Does seem like work takes a little longer than I'd expect, but it's been done right so far. Also, look for Mazda email coupons, they will honor them. Friendly staff, especially Floyd and Andrew. Thanks guys!
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Example: This place is part of the mafia-like Madison restaurant junta known as Food Fight.  These guys (and girls) own and operate a number of trendy restaurants around town, all of which I have really enjoyed when I've had the pleasure (Tubb's Tacos, Monty's, Cooper's).  \n\nThe actual building that Cooper's is in used to house a two-story McDonald's, hooray.  You figure that getting rid of one McDonald's, in the grand scheme of things, probably doesn't do much.  I would guess it's like that old cosmetic myth that when you pluck one hair, two will grow back in its place.  \n\nSo even though there's one less McDonald's in downtown Madison, I'm sure two or three Mickey D's just cut the ribbon in China, or Singapore.  But probably not North Korea.  \n\nAnyway, back to Cooper's.  The beer list is long and accomplished (insert crude phallic joke here).  Having lived in Chicago for over a year, I was pleased to see Matilda on their beer list.  That's not to say I'm above a good PBR to prime the pump.\n\nBut what exactly was I priming the pump for?  Bone marrow, yeah that's right.  As an appetizer no less.  This stuff was straight beef butter, served with roasted garlic cloves and pumpernickel bread.  The flavor is subtle, but the texture...Am I a douche bag if I use the word unctuous?  Yes, I think I am.  \n\nOn to the main dish.  Lamb sandwich with tomato jam and provolone cheese.  I tell you, when that lamb and that jam get together, lots of things start happening in your brain.  Let's say your bummed out 'cause you just got audited, or haven't even done your taxes yet, or your dog got killed by some neighborhood kids wielding baseball bats.  This sandwich, preceded by that bone marrow, preceded by a PBR...I'm telling you, all those troubles would just melt away, smeared, consumed and digested on a hot piece of pumpernickel toast.  \n\nBut let's say you're a vegetarian.  Well, too fucking bad for you, you deserve to have your dog beaten by neighborhood toughs.  \n   \nKudos to all those who could even remotely follow whatever it is I just said.  \n\nThis place is solid.  The prices haven't sky rocketed yet, but it's already starting to get pretty crowded.  The new place in downtown Madison to see and be seen, unless your blind.  \n\nI think my karma just took a hit, ouch.
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Example: My friend and I came across Mickie Finnz Fish House after searching down Fremont St. for an Italian eatery we saw advertised the night before.  Since we were tired from a lot of walking, and hungry to say the least, we decided to hit it up.  Needless to say, our experience was flat-out BAD.  The hostess lets us decide where to sit, and that a waitress would be on her way (with 1/3 capacity full, it still took her a little over 10 minutes to reach our table, a table seated on the outside with only 2 other cpls/groups being waited on.)  If that's your policy as a business, you damn-sure better be on your shit for service, and this was not the case.  Usually the 3-strike rule should apply, but for some reason we ended up giving her more than deserved.\n\nShe finally gets to us and asks for drinks.  STRIKE 1-  I wanted a house margarita, and rather than ask for on the rocks or blended, she jotts it down and proceeds back to the bar.  Fucker.  She comes back about another 10 minutes later with our drinks (noted: our table was about 15 feet away from the outside walk-up bar) but luckily my drink was how I wanted it in the first place.  Still, all this took way too long to happen, which shoulda been a sign to just drink there and eat somewhere else...  bad choice.\n\nSo we order our food (split between a \""Shrimp Bucket [sided with fries] and Mahi-Mahi [sided w/ vegs]) and after a cpl minutes decide to walk around a little to look at a map of the area.  As we're approaching back to our table, our waitress, helping another family near the entrance, reinterates our order one more time making sure she didn't get it wrong.  Not that there's anything wrong with getting it right, but isn't that why we write orders down?\n\nSTRIKE 2-  Our food comes out, but we've yet to be given silverware nor plates of any kind.  First, the \""shrimp bucket\"" was clearly misleading as it had approx. 8 grilled (er, should we say BURNED) shrimp on skewers, and a bucket about  10\"" high filled with fries... yes, more like \""FRIES Bucket [sided w/ Burnt Shrimp]\""  That's what it shoulda said, else we would've never ordered it!  As for the Mahi-Mahi?\n\nSTRIKE 3-  It might have been pan-coconut-crusted but it was pretty much between the raw-rare stages... something, as a waitress, she should've confirmed before, asking how we wanted the fish to be cooked.  It was tasteless and only fared decent with the drizzle of hot sauce provided next to the cold side of veggies.  Oh yes, apparantly the dish already comes with vegetables, and had I known that I could've ordered something different. That constitutes an automatic STRIKE 4!\n\nOh before I forget, when we have to ASK for plate/silverware, she brings out 1 (yes, one, singular) plate and some fork/knife set that looked just washed.  Not just bringing it to us, she half-heartedly drops the plate in front of my friend.  STRIKE 5!   Then to top it off, she comes back one time only to check up on us, and while I ignore her my friend has the urge to stick it to her about the food, to which she takes as an invite to bring over the manager... we didn't want the manager, nor did we ask for him.  But still, she does it anyway-  #6!  So we end up explaining everything to him, and all he can do is order my friend another Mojito, one that he refused the first time but the manager still persisted to bring out.\n\nAs you can imagine, there was NO tipping involved here.  It simply would've felt WRONG to do so.  And I would NEVER E-V-E-R recommend this place to any tourist, let alone neighborhood regular.  If the food was outstanding I might be able to put up with the subpar JV-type service, but even the food sucked.  The only approval I can give is the the fries... those were decent, and pretty big too, but not worth all the other shit thrown in.  A waste of both $$$ and time, Mickie Finnz gets TWO BIG FUCKING THUMBS DOWN!
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Example: I made it !\n\nThis was a long drive from San Diego, but worth it. The players were so accessible. My husband, the biggest Padres fan--EVER had the best time. \n\nWe went to Wal-Mart before the game and purchased some baseballs and a Padres pennant (for my husband, I personally am a Los Angeles Dodgers fan), and collected about 5 different players autographs before the game.\n\nMy only regret was that we couldn't stay longer and see the other Spring Training games.
Class: fetterlock


Example: Typical Hooters... Great wings and fries. Wings were excellent. We tried the honey wings. The burgers were dressed well but really bland. No season at all. Overall, a typical Hooters experience.
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Example: BEWARE - This isn't your typical Las Vegas Hotel.  Its a timeshare, a nasty timeshare, dirty politics, management who doesn't care.  Get ready for a hostage crisis in the sales presentation you will get mugged by these thugs.\n\nPros...\n\nHmmm... the kiddie pool area was nice for my kids besides hitting his head\n\nI guess that's it.  It is kind of central.\n\nCons...\n\nMy son, and we saw many other kids slip in the kiddie area as there is cement between the two areas and kids run from one to the other and they land on their head!  I noticed they are recording video of the kiddie pool area, so I asked for the minute of footage when my son hit his head... and of course this was denied, they have policies to make sure no one can get the evidence against this place.  They are aware many kids slip and fall.  I filed an incident report just to have it on record so hopefully someday they see the fault and paint the surface with a non slip paint at the least.  Oh, I forgot to mention, it was brought to my attention, \""there is a sign that says \""Use at your own risk\"".\nTimeshare not hotel.\nThere is no bar.\nThere is no restaurant.\nThe pool on the roof was expected to be a regular pool.  Its only 3 feet deep! My kids however loved this, but my older kids, wife and I will have to wait for the next hotel to swim.\nThe only room service is an offsite 3rd party company, takes about 90 minutes for food.\n\n\nWhat really bothered me about this place (more than already mentioned).\n\nWe were forced to go on an \""Owners Update\"" tour.  This is where they lie to you and try to belittle all other companies and resorts.  I was told I would not like my week stay at Mandalay Bay with my kids because all the pools are topless.  Not true.  We were told Westgate would kidnap us and hold our credit card hostage, and Hilton Grand Vacation Resorts is \""like\"" Diamond\"" but 2x the price.  All of which were lies.\n\nWe were held hostage by the Diamond Resort Sales staff for over 3.5 hours, and they kept promising gifts.  At the end, were were led to a \""gift\"" desk, and then were told we would get no gifts.  I will not go into all the gifts we received from Hilton, but it makes this place look even cheaper, or perhaps exposes how cheap this chain is.  Go Hilton, Go Marriott, Go Wyndham but AVOID DIAMOND!\n\nHere is the big problem.  My 4 year old son was burned earlier this year at the Tahoe Vacation Resort, another Diamond location.  When this happened, we were ultimately ignored for the remaining 4 days of our vacation, and all communications I made to both Micheal Pena (Property Manager) and Steven Cloobeck (CEO and owner prior to the IPO on the NYSE) both failed to respond, so ultimately now for 4 months, we have been shunned by the Diamond Resorts Team.  I decided to address this at this meeting, and the ONLY thing Diamond would do is knock $3000 off a $20000 purchase they wanted me to buy.  Why would I buy from this place when they ignore and shun people injured by their negligence.  So after 3.5 hours, trying to get an apology from them... their ONLY focus was to sell me more time share... I ultimately walked away with nothing.  No gifts, no apology, and the kids all missed breakfast, but I did get a THREAT that if I didn't take this deal there would be no others like it.  This is how they they deal with battered OWNERS.  They did tell me, Steven Cloobeck and all management has CHOSEN not to talk to me or respond to my messages as I am a legal liability and could take them court.  I guess I will.  BTW this is after VP Carter Lee was brought into the situation and wasted another hour of my time.  Nice guy, but only his only attempt to solve this situation was again, a discount on future purchase.  Apparently no one has the ability to take the necessary actions to turn around a battered owner.  Or they just don't care.... without getting access to my bank account.\n\n\nAVOID Diamond Resorts International or Ignore my warning and get yourself involved in the scam and you will also be disappointed everywhere you go.   I am not a bad guy, I left another review on the Cancun which is also in just as bad condition, and a Diamond Resort property, however the property manager (Beau Bryan) there is the first person at this whole company who cares about anyone.  I gave them 4 star for his efforts, even though they deserved 2 stars.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: I'm so disappointed with this Location!\n\nI have been here more than 5 times now,and each and every time the cookies have not been properly baked!\n\nUnderdone and or old! I can tell just by looking at them,I don't know why I continue to waste my money here.\n\nI gave them a chance being that they were new, but their cooks really need to get a clue, none of the other locations I have been to have a problem with their cookies only this one!\n\nI will not go back here for cookies or anything else!