Example: This is the worst store. The employees are all super rude and to busy standing around to actually help you. When asking a question they all have a different answer. I'm all for current good music but this store has it playing so loud you can barley think. I'm not at a club just trying to buy some glasses. Then on top of everything we bought a pair of swim trunks got them home and they did not even take off the security tag. Really lady you had one job!!!
Class: tapsterlike


Example: My boyfriend wanted to check out this hotel/casino and our group was starving so we decided that for the price, we would just suck it up and eat here. Um...........\n\nThe food was meh. There was nothing that was such a hit that I felt the need to go back up to get it. Except maybe the diet Coke. \n\nOh well, you live and you learn. Next time, we'll just stop at the Walgreens by the Venetian and get bags of Doritos.
Class: tapsterlike


Example: Good food, good people and good prices.\n\nHey, this is a pub not Delmonico's . That said the sandwiches are very good, the beer is cold and the service is fast and friendly.\n\nFor a good meal with the buddies this place is great.
Class: pyretology


Example: I'm not a huge music buff and have never played a musical instrument in my life.  That said, they do a great job here of presenting the instruments and showing you where they come from and how they sound with the videos that play as you go along.\n\nThis brand new museum is a must see for locals and visitors to the area.
Class: pyretology
What is the classification for the passage below?
Carmel's I love you! \n\nThe OJ is fresh and yummy!! The service is spectacular..\n\nAtmosphere: adorable! It can get very crowded but boy oh boy is this place super cute!!\n\nOutside sitting is cute.\n\nThe CHAI is fantastic.. \n\nGet the tartine., yes you'll have asparagus pee but it really a great treat. \n\nThey only have one bathroom.. \n\nHA wait till you see the awesome recyclable cups. Reminds me of kids cups.