Example: I never thought the day would come when I'd be writing a review about fast food. \n\nHere is the deal, this Jack in the Box is right next to my work and I happen to be a big fan of their iced coffee.  I stop in every morning to get it and if I don't my day just isn't right.  \n\nI am not a fast food person so all I can comment on is the iced coffee and the service.  I have created a following at work, my coworkers are now addicted to the iced coffee as well.  It actually tastes like coffee and you don't feel sick to your stomach after drinking it. \n\nThe service...this place is always busy and they are quick and efficient and the staff always has smiles on their face. \n\nSpecial shout out to Perla, who is a sweetheart and I can tell is going places.  She always asks how my day is and has excellent customer service skills.  She can't help but make you smile! \n\nI would give them five stars but out of principle I simply can not...it is a fast food place after all! ;)
Class: secretomotor


Example: First time to write a review on Yelp ... And first time to Lobby's. How appropriate a joint for my first review!\n\nRecently moved deeper into Tempe & an updated search on Yelp provided us with new places to try! \n\nSaw the photos of the burgers at Lobby's and was shocked. If these burgers match up to their pics ... We are in the money!\n\nWe ordered a double cheeseburger and a Chicago-style hot dog. Both. Amazing. \n\nIf you want a burger that tastes like you're enjoying a premium back-yard professional-chef char-grilled stack... This is your burger. \n\nAnd the hot dog. Fresh. Hefty amount of toppings. Flavorful. Delicious. \n\nGo. Try. Enjoy. \n\nThumbs up.
Class: secretomotor


Example: I am always a little nervous when I have to look for a new place to get a haircut.  It's not the fault of the stylist for being timid, after all, they don't know what you like.  It doesn't always end well.  Even though it had been a while since I visited a SportClips, I had a good experience previously and this location was very close.\n\nTiera greeted me right away and she promptly went to work (one benefit of this being a new location).  I was very impressed because she gave off a \""I know what I am doing\"" vibe.  The bottom line is, I got a great haircut and Tiera is awesome.  I will definitely be back!\n\nHere's hoping that more people discover the great service at this location!  Thanks Tiera!
Class: secretomotor


Example: Went to Vegas with three girlfriends specifically to see the concert. It was a total BUST! Obviously I am a Britney fan but this was the most boring show I have ever been to. There was no energy in the room...she acted like she was going through the motions and didnt want to be there. I was fully prepared for lipsynching but it seemed like she was moving in slow motion and only dancing with her arms. Several couples in our row got up and left. I didnt say anything for the first half of the show because I thought maybe my friends were enjoying...NOPE...they all thought it was terrible. It was almost sad in a way. Britney did not seem like she wanted to be there. I felt sorry for her until we realized she is getting paid about $15,000 per SONG to do this . Do not waste your money on this show.....if she gave 100% that's one thing, but this was just phoning it in and a total rip off.\n\nBritney...you better work B*$%h!
Class: Limnetis


Example: hey guess what? Had a gift certificate...got pedi mani & wax. When i went to pay i found out they are under new ownership even though it is the same place they wouldnt take the gift certificate! Crap! I asked to speak to owner...no answer. Just sorry! Btw the hair salon is gone inside too.
Class: Limnetis


Example: Oh hell no. My cab driver called me SIR on the phone. Was rude in the cab then wouldnt shut up. He actually asked ME how to get to a major hotel on the strip. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! After the terrible service I decised not to tip him but he REFUSED to give me change. I called to complain and got fucked around by the people at the call center AND the dispatch center. \nIm ashamed that ive been calling this company to send my clients home. After finally riding with them i will never ever use them again.
Class: Limnetis
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Definitely not impressed with this place ..... the food is terrible for the prices.  The drinks were tasty but $10/margarita gets old pretty quickly.  Four of us went for dinner and drinks on a Saturday evening, before it got busy.  We went into the main bar area and actually had to move before we got our food because there were about 20 flies just attacking our area -- it was pretty disgusting thinking that we were going to try to eat there.  We moved into the main restaurant where we were definitely happier - lower music so we could actually hear each other at dinner and no flies but the food was not good.  We started with the steak kabob appetizer and it was literally inedible - absolutely disgusting and way too rubbery.  None of us were impressed with our meals and we ended up leaving after dinner to go to TGI Fridays so we could actually eat