Text - This is a good sized Lush located on Princes Street, as soon as you walk in you are overwhelmed by all the delicious smells but I usually come out sneezing. I guess it would be nice to work here though as you would smell great all the time. I really like the fact that they've started wrapping things with old scarves and there's a good selection to choose from and at least after the gift is ripped opened the scarf can be kept too rather than discarded like old wrapping paper.\n\nI remember when I was around 12 my aunt went through a phase of buying Lush products like there's no tomorrow and I soon followed suit. To be honest, after trying the different shampoo soap bars that supposedly give your hair super qualities, the face masks made of avocado gloop that claim to sort out all your skin woes, and the bath bombs that quite frankly just make you feel like you need to have another bath after the gritty residue is left floating at the bottom of the bath I'm kind of over Lush and I'm surprised it still seems to do so well. For me, the products are try once and then not bother again as they don't actually seem do any of the things they say they do and really are style over substance. Rather than paying \u00a35 for an avocado face mask I'm better off just buying a 50p Tesco one and rubbing it lavishly all over me.\n\nI'm not sure if I'm the only female who thinks this but it's telling that Lush customers generally always seem to be 75% males buying any old gift wrapped crap as a last minute gift for Mothers Day/Valentines Day/a forgotten anniversary or just to get out of the dog house. For the record guys, it probably won't score you any brownie points as a gift from Lush is the most unimaginative present ever.\n\nHaving said that the staff are all very friendly and they do seem to be knowledgeable about the products but I've never seen any of the results and they are sales people after all so they'd probably sell their own Gran an old orange peel and tell her it was the elixir of life. You're not fooling me Lush.
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Text - Everytime I walk into this Ulta I think \""maybe this time it will be better.\""  But no, every single freaking time I come here the following occur:\n\n1.  They're out of everything that I want.  I came in for the same Murad product 3 times over an eight-month period and it was out. Every. Single. Time.  It's always in stock at Sephora. Always.\n\n2.  The staff are unreasonably heinous.  They've audibly sighed when I asked for help.  Isn't Ulta a retail establishment where, you know, they sell you things?  Apparently requesting them to check stock is tantamount to kicking them in the vagina.\n\nI'm done.
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Text - If you want to have one of the best meals of your life, Raku is where you want to go. It is expensive and small portions, however each tiny plate offers more awesome than some restaurants can deliver during an entire dinner service. \n\nI convinced my boyfriend to let me do the ordering, and he was not disappointed. Everything was delicious, but some of my favorites were the scallop, the lamb chop, and bacon-wrapped tomatoes. (Bacon makes everything better.) The house sake was very good quality, reasonably priced and, naturally, made the evening that much more enjoyable. \n\nWith dinner finished and the sake gone, there was only one logical decision to make: we had to have dessert. There were so many delectable options to choose from, but we eventually decided on the Fluffy Cheesecake and the Chocolate Cake. Each were the best of their kind. RIch, creamy, and heavenly are just a few ways to describe them both.\n\nThe entire meal was well beyond our expectations, making the triple digit check a little easier to pay.
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Text - We had the chicken katsu loco moco and the beef teriyaki steak for 20. \n\n- BEST hawaiian food ever. OMG. i was so excited to see my loco moco bowl in the size of a PHO bowl.. ~_____~\n- Not stingy with rice or egg! being filipino, i need a lot of rice. lol. loco moco is filled with rice and covered with chicken katsu! then they put the gravy and 2 EGGS! Bachi burger gives you some ox tail fries with one egg. lame...\n- teriyaki steak was packed with lots of flavor. a bit too much, to be honest. you have to eat a lot of rice to balance it out. \n- No water refills?? slackin..ahem..cough..throat..take girlfriend's water. :)\n\nBTW, change the time BC they close at 9:30PM!!!!!!!!!
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Considreing the above, classify the following: I am so sorry. My account was hacked by a asshole ex-friend . I love your store. The original has to stay up while I'm going through legal crap. I am so sorry. I would never say that. I love your heels. I wear them whenever I can. I am so sorry. I love your stuff.