Example: This review is based on my most recent visit- Black Friday.\n\nPros: A pretty large store. I like the selection of jewelry.\n\nNeutral: Clothing selection is just OK. \n\nCons: I used to shop at Macy's quite a bit.  Now I have a hard time finding anything that I am excited about purchasing. My biggest frustration with this visit dealt with my trying to get in on the doorbuster deals. Something was going on with the people in front of me. They were taking FOREVER. Like over 10 minutes. But instead of pulling someone in to help with others that would be quick purchases, the cashier alone was focused on this couple. Meanwhile, the doorbuster deadline expired and I couldn't get the price.  Other stores have honored people if they are in line before the doorbuster time ends. Bergner's keeps those prices in their system a bit after the deadline. So...what did I do? Walked out with nothing. They lost a purchase cause they didn't want to give the lower price. See ya, Macy's.
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Example: first off, we walked in for a bigger table (6) and watched the manager, who didn't address us at ALL, make the host who had an injured arm put together 2 tables and rearrange the chairs without any help. The manager even made eye contact and still couldn't even say hello to us or the 2 people behind us waiting as well.  The server provided great service and the beer was good. The food was another story. The burgers were over done and the personal pizza was burnt on the bottom and missing cheese from a whole slice. I made pizzas in a deli for a few years and I must say I don't know how you can do that but there's a first time for everything. The house salad was 90 % white and 10 % green, weak! All in all the pizza got replaced and taken off the bill but was that enough to entice a return visit? Maybe for a beer.....
Class: refeel


Example: Okay, you cannot go here weekly, but once a year I don't see a health problem. As you can see from many of the reviews, especially the lower rated ones, they are almost all lower because the reviewer stated \""too much fat\"" etc. If you look at the other ratings, as of mine, that are 3 stars or below, you will notice a trends, food too rich.... I also laughed at some of the reviews that are lower rated, but they liked the \""salad\"". Come on people, if you like salads and lite food, DON'T GO HERE. \n\nYes, this is true, too much fat, too much excess, too much everything. That is the point of this place. French country cooking to the extreme. Don't go here if you don't want to feel like you just ate a pound of butter after. \n\nGo here if you want to experience the most savory, succulent goodness Quebec has to offer. I have posted 8 pictures of the dishes we ordered. All unreal in flavor and presentation. \n\nWe only had one night to experience this place so we ordered way too much. If I had more time in Montreal, I'd like go here early with friends, order one dish, and share it, before going for cocktails and a late dinner elsewhere. Also, I would recommend if you want to experience more dishes here, go multiple nights. The servings are huge. The pigs foot alone would feed a entire family plus left overs.
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Example: First 1 star review. Came in at 6:20 on a Tuesday. Completely out of chicken breasts in both original and crispy. None in the cooker. 20 minute wait if I wanted them to cook me one.
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Example: I just wanted to write about this business. The manager Robert Callender went out of his way to help my girlfriend, and myself. ( Her sons car was hit.) I would give them 10 stars if I could.  If you know what you need and take off the parts you will save allot of money. To the people who wrote bad reviews, go to a parts store, or dealership and  see what they want for the same part. If I ever need any auto parts for a older car, I will always go to Nevada Pic A Part. The Manager Robert is a Class act.  Thanks Nevada Pic A Part for saving my girlfriend tons of money. Steve M
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Example: This review is long overdue. My fingers have been itching to write this review since 11/10/13 so here goes:\n\nFirst of all, I am not from AZ. I'm actually from Washington, DC and was working in Phoenix for a couple of weeks. I had a major inflammation/irritation/acne flare-up due to the many different states my job had taken me and none of the OTC products/systems worked. My skin has NEVER been perfect, all the contrary. I've suffered from hormonal acne since I can remember and the many very expensive facials ($300+) I've gotten in posh spas in Georgetown never really did much but empty my pockets (facial + gratuity + pushy sale of products + parking ticket. If you've ever been to DC you know parking tickets are like souvenirs.) \n\nI found New Serenity Spa on Yelp and made my appointment online that same Sunday afternoon. By far the best decision I made. I scheduled a facial and massage for myself, and a massage for my husband. From the moment I made the appointments to the moment I left the spa the service was amazing. Incomparable. I was greeted by Stacy, the \""receptionist\"". I found out later Stacy is the owner. She never boasted about their service or their products. Her only interest was getting to know me, my skin, my needs, my expectations. That immediately put me at ease. My facial was with Christine, a beautiful young, professional, charismatic, and very knowledgeable aesthetician. She asked questions no one else had ever asked me about my skin. She wasn't too concerned about the clock. She helped me understand my skin and its needs as well as helping me understand the science behind skincare and tips for getting the most out of my facial. She was never pushy about selling the products. It was the first time I was the one asking for product. Needless to say, I bought a few Rhonda Allison skin care products that were customized for my skin's needs. Four days later, I went back to the spa because the acne treatment was working too well. Yes, it had taken care of my flare up, but it had over dried  my skin. Most likely because I didn't believe Christine when she said, \""a little goes a long way.\"" Nonetheless, Stacy immediately apologized and personally gave me a mini facial on the spot and free of charge as well as gifting me over $80 in Rhonda Allison product to return the much needed hydration to my skin. It is evident this spa is in a league of its own. A place where the owner and her staff have a passion for what they do, an ambiance where peace is its foundation and high quality is the norm. The only other place I had similar service was at Elizabeth Arden in DC. But unlike posh spas that treat you differently when you walk in with a gift certificate or a Groupon, New Serenity Spa made me feel like their #1 VIP client even when they knew I'd probably never be back because Arizona is not my home. To top it off, their recommendation of the Rhonda Allison skin care product has transformed my skin. I will not use any other skincare line. The only downside...I live in DC and going back to Phoenix for work isn't in my plans anytime soon. I am so jealous of those of you that live there. So, if you're looking for a place unlike the rest, don't think twice, make your appointment now. You won't regret it. Oh, one last thing that shows how awesome they are, Stacy offered to continue to share her knowledge and expertise via phone/e-mail. Yes, that's the kind of place they are.
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because i got love for the homies, i joined the fellas to give my friend david a bachelor's send-off at crazy horse too. i got to admit that i wasn't terribly impressed by the talent available. there were a few attractive girls working that night (a friday) but they were far outweighed by the scary, old, bad bolt-on boobs, or just plan sloppy fat (as opposed to juicy thick) females.\n\ni'm not big on getting my huevos scrambled by an over-jealous lap dance nor do i get off on fake moaning or whatever it is the girls do when they grind away so i generally abstain from lap dances. what i do enjoy is seeing girls dance and take off their clothes. in the hours i spent in the crazy horse too NOT ONCE did i see a girl dance on stage. all the girls did was strut around, pose themselves, and do some wriggling on the floor. i want to see them work the pole! make the booty clap! i got none of that.\n\nthey charged me $7 for a bottle of water. i just laced a few c-notes on T&A and they want to bleed me for a half pint of luke warm water??\n\nthen again, maybe i'm a bit jaded because a lot of my professional life involves people getting naked and freaky.