Case: Hubert Keller is absolutely charming.  Chats with guests and is concerned about their experience.  Our lunch in this gracious, but business-like venue included a carafe of sangria was delicious, refreshing and light; can recommend the tarte flambee, amazing guinness braised short ~ rib lasagne (best ever non-traditional lasagne), croque monsieur, and panna cotta.
Classification: cranioplasty


Case: So i'm the only person who hated this show?\n\nHear me out...\n\nI have seen MANY Cirque shows. Therein lay the main problem.\n\nAfter seeing all of them I was able to see most of their previous shows mashed into this one... with the addition of a swimming pool. Which is used for some of the show, but not all.\n\nThis is touted as a water show... correct?\n\nToo bad the pool is covered a majority of the time.\n\nThere's no central theme. I'm not 90 years old, so synchronized swimming doesn't work me into a tizzy. It's a 'circus,' yes, but what's with the EXCESS amount of clown interludes... yes -- clowns, clowns and more clowns. Usually at cirque shows you deal with them as the stage is altered. WRONG.\n\nThey should call \""0\"" the clown show with some short water acts and all the other acrobatics and gymnasts you've seen in every other cirque show.\n\nSkip this and see a Cirque show when it comes close to you.
Classification: zeallessness


Case: Total waste of money!!!\nThe food is very basic and so not worth $19.00 for a standard hamburger...\nThe ambiance is cool I guess, if you don't like color..\nThe service was not great , the waiter seemed very confused (maybe it was his first day).\nFor $15.00 I got a non-exciting waffle and to go along with it I ordered a side of sausage $4.00 RIP OFF!!! We were better off going to I-Hop.\nI know this is hotel prices but come on...
Classification: zeallessness


Case: Ask for whole grilled onions!
Classification: cranioplasty
Classify the following: The lamb kisra (basically a pizza or flatbread) is soooooooo damn good! The salad selection will make even the most focused foodie indecisive. Not because there are too many selections, but b/c they're all so interestingly delish! \n\nThe atmoshpere is super cool and funky. Great for small groups.  This restaurant group is known for their out-of-the-box menus. Unfortunately however, the service can sometimes be spotty.