Case: Customer service from the order taker and driver were decent, but this place serves really, really terrible food. I should have known, but I was drawn by what I thought was an awesome coupon deal. You know how you order delivery, and the food smells good? That's not the case here. It reeked of onions.\n\nThe pizza was undercooked and bare. I had the Supreme which was overloaded with diced raw onions and barely had any other toppings. Also, I never thought anyone could screw up Buffalo wings. It's just fried wings with buffalo sauce, but they couldn't even do that. The wings looked unsauced and when I asked the driver about it, he was confident that the sauce was there. After a closer inspection I understood, and it was right then and there that I realized their idea of buffalo sauce is lightly dyed grease. Besides a very faint smidge of color in the grease, there was no hint of buffalo at all. The wings were really old, as if they were reheated and chilled several times. That was most likely the case. I tossed them away fearing food poisoning in my near future.\n\nI am hoping I can stomach the rest of my pizza after reheating it myself. I wish I could get a refund, but I don't want to put up a fight just to hear that they won't provide one. Potential customers, please do yourself a favor and stay clear; the only valuable thing you'd be ordering here is a life lesson.
Classification: stormfulness


Case: Well this is my first time at this restaurant...relatively disappointed. I received a postcard coupon and the dessert on the front of the postcard is not available. The waitress said they no longer have it. Um really the postcard was just delivered to my home. It doesn't expire for three months 8/30/2013. I ordered carne and my friend ordered the French dip and was told they were out of it. Um...alrighty then...cheeseburger. Cheeseburger and sweet potatoe fries are good but where's the ketchup... Waitress was asked twice...um...not getting the warm fuzzier...empty water while eating the carne adovada. It was good and spicy but hello water is needed. No extras ...sour cream guac never asked. Disappointed in the desserts salty Carmel cheesecake blah...and chocolate cake was dry. Too many good restaurants to do this again
Classification: stormfulness


Case: I really wanted to like this place, because I love supporting local. However, I just didn't. First of all, the atmosphere is uncomfortable. There are a bunch of young kids working there that are really doing nothing. They kind of just wander around staring at everyone. It's not pleasant. It's not their fault they have nothing to do, but the owner should cut labor and save himself a little money. \nSecondly, the food was not seasoned at all. I am not sure why but our home fries had no salt at all and were only partially cooked. \nLastly, over 30 dollars for two people to eat breakfast is pretty steep. I wouldn't have a problem with it if it was good, but it just wasn't.
Classification: stormfulness


Case: Omg thank you SOOOO MUCH! \n\nAMAZING SALES GIRL MS. EDEN! \nthank you so much for helping my sister and finding amazing outfits for her and making her experience with you and your shop a great one. \n\nAlso for keeping me entertained while I walked around the shop.
Classification: tronador


Case: So, funny story... Me and my then boyfriend (soon-to-be fiance since he proposed on that trip, now my husband), went to Vegas and stayed at MGM for our 5 year dating anniversary. We checked in, and headed up to our room in the \""west wing\"" section. We're super excited, luggage in hand, unlock the door- and there's a woman laying on our bed! Umm, WTF?! She's as surprised as we are... Apparently her husband was down at concierge changing their room since they didn't want to be close to the elevator. Either way, it was shocking to say the least! I'm not quite sure how they managed that to screw that up? She left immediately and we just kept the room since we were exhausted. Later on that night we realize why it's so terrible to have a room by the elevator. Every time it's used you hear a loud DING \""GOING DOWN.\"" So obnoxious! Especially at 3am! The plus side was that we received a special \""gift\"" of chocolate covered strawberries and champagne- that was actually intended for the people who originally had the room! At that point we didn't feel like saying anything since we had no idea who or where they were, and frankly, we deserved it! \nThe hotel is nothing special. Rooms are meh and the west wing is super dark. It's reasonably priced and has some good restaurants. I'm not a fan of the lions there. Their habitat is depressing to say the least, and it made me feel bad for them. Nothing worth coming back for, but it has made for a funny story at least.
Classification: stormfulness


Case: This is excellent sushi. The fish is fresh and the selection superb. I usually order the small chef's choice sushi plate. I always enjoy the array of sushi and rolls I'm given, and it is a bargain at $15. Be sure to try the bonito... Wow. For sushi lovers and haters alike, the miso black cod is a star. Nice sake variety too.
Classification: tronador


Case: I have been spoiled to have always had homemade menudo, so I was a bit skeptical to try an actual restaurant! Well, one day I just felt the need! After going to 2 different restaurants that served menudo on the weekends and both of them being out, I found El Taco de Chandler!\n\nEven though I was convinced that I actually did cross the border somehow and winded up in Mexico, I actually kind of wanted it that way! BRIGHT building on the outside with people riding their bikes/lurking around the parking lot, but hey!, why not?\n\nThey serve good old mexican cuisine! Even that grilled whole fish (not sure what it's called, but it's creepy looking and delicious) and of course, my beloved menudo! The seafood selection is pretty big and the girls who work there are really sweet. It's obviously one of those neighborhood hangouts, as they seemed to know everyone who walked in the door by name. \n\nThe tortillas were clearly homemade and the menudo was fantastic! The best part is that they serve it all week long, not just Saturdays and Sundays. It might look shady from the outside... and inside actually... but trust me, it's good! It's either go to a modern-looking restaurant to get americanized mexican food or go here and get the real thing, your choice.\n\nI'd like to go back and try their other entrees, too. They all looked good and what I saw other people ordering smelled/looked delicious. If they could get menudo SO right, I have a feeling that everything else is just as good.\n\nOh, and they serve beer. :)
Classification: tronador


Case: I really liked this place.  The waiter was really helpful with the beer recs, even though they were out of my first TWO choices (I'm not knocking them for that - I can't imagine the nightmare involved in keeping that much draft beer available all the time) as the list was just insane.  The food menu is big too - I kind of liked Kristin C's comparison with Cheesecake Factory - they have every kind of food you can think of.  Only this place is more obviously oriented towards young professionals - slightly cheaper, more emphasis on drinking, more hip, &c.\n\nThe menu, like the decor, is full of modern touches.  I had the Mac and Cheese, not sure why, which was on the menu as \""Mac and Cheese\"" squared, or something.  Trendy, what?  I think it was the brief mention of white truffle oil in the description.  I would rate it as solid, but not a ton of flavor.  A good Mac and Cheese - also big (furthering the Cheesecake comparisons).  \n\nOverall, it was a good experience.  It was definitely filling up after we got there around 6:30 on a Sunday evening.  The layout places the really long bar in the middle of the restaurant, with booths around the outside walls and tables filling the space between.  I think they should have gone with more booths, but it works.  Wait staff was solid - no complaints there, although our waiter who was helping us with the beer list kind of disappeared for several minutes, during which our water glasses (hey, we were trying to pace ourselves, or something) were ably filled by someone else.  \n\nI dock half a star b/c of the price, and the other half due to a slight character deficiency.  Take one leg lamp from A Christmas Story, add some original and more diverse artwork, and call me in the morning.
Classification: tronador
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Pretty good dim sum but the place is a little small.  Would definitely come back again. K