Example: Yay my first 1 star review!! I didn't die after dining here so maybe that's a bit harsh but that's just how I feel. This place just plain sucks. Granted I didn't try much on the menu, no meat, no seafood but judging from the other reviews it probably would not have mattered.\n\nI probably never would have come here but I got forced into going with a work group for the obligatory birthday celebrations. I usually try to avoid these because the short list of where we end up usually includes Olive Garden and TGIF. Meh.\n\nI had the asparagus rolls and sweet tofu sushi(Inari). I had to load the tiny little asparagus rolls with ginger, wasabi and soy sauce to give them any sustenance. The sweet tofu was missing some normal ingredients I was expecting, the tofu pouch was mushy and cold. I snuck some vegetable tempura off a plate of a coworker and even that was not anything great - how do you f up Vegetable Tempura?!\n\nThe biggest issue was when I got there I asked for water. When the waitress came back asking if I was having anything to drink I said just water. When the meal was over and I asked if I could get a water she came back 5 min later with nothing but the checks for everyone. Awesome. \n\nThe Teppanyaki guys were pretty good, I will give them that. I don't know how everyones else meal was and frankly I don't care. I lost 45 minutes of my life and $11.25 I will never get back. Saynara Ah-So.
Class: bannock


Example: I was super disappointed by this place.  We got there and there were plenty of 4 top tables available, but since we were a table of 5 and their 6 top tables were taken we had to wait.  Even though they could have easily pushed 2 of the 4 top tables together.  I understand they'd rather not waste a 2nd table, but there were 4 or 5 empty tables, so it didn't make a lot of sense (and there were still empty tables when we left).  They finally squeezed all 5 of us onto a 4 top, which was fine, but sort of awkward.  Following this, they didn't take our order for more than 15 minutes, even though they really weren't very busy.  These were both mildly annoying and I wouldn't have thought anything more about it, but the worst part is that they included the gratuity and made it a presumptuous 20%, which was sort of the end for me.  I'd been there once before with a party of 6 and they did not include the gratuity then (which is usually the minimum for when they'll include gratuity, but is still traditionally only 18%).  I think they assumed we were unhappy and wanted to make sure they still got a tip (which we would have, but the whole point of a tip is for service.  Had I known you could just add your own, I would have done that a lot more when I was a waitress).  \nI just thought the entire visit was rude and left a bad taste in my mouth.  They made a point of saying \""please come back again\"" when they gave us our check, but frankly I'm not sure why I would.  The food was good, but then there are plenty of other breakfast places with good food that have far better and friendlier service.
Class: bannock


Example: Get your butts down there and try the friday fish fry with a hurricane.  Or I love the blackened salad ANYTHING.  A lot of people are partial to the Po-boys.  Babs is so fun and friendly.  It is really laid back.
Class: infectiously


Example: Great place and such awesome Owners! If your kids are 2+, take them here.
Class: infectiously
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All the Vegas sexy you love without the Vegas headaches that you hate.  Located in the Cosmopolitan, the location is very convenient to get to from anywhere in the strip.\n\nThe Gogo dancers in the lighted boxes above the floor are always a very welcome distraction both from the street and from the inside of the lounge.  Great drinks,  no cover and very little pretense.   No lines and you can come as you are.