Example: Parking is a bitch, but this place is worth it! This place, scratch that, ALL their locations, are absurdly busy at lunch time, but it beats the usual downtown lunch grinds. 7th Ave location also has a great outdoor patio, so perfect for the unbeatable valley weather. Misters will be on full blast during the summer. Inside, it's a bit cramped, so I always try to sit outside (unless it's 110 out). \n\nLove love love the Al Pastor tacos, and their chips and salsa are also great! Mexican cokes, HELL YA. Carne asada is dope. The beans are also legit. They also have some pretty good ceviche and margaritas. Happy hour here is worth a check out. \n\n**Secret menu item- America's Favorites. Great for 2 people, gets you 2 al pastor tacos and 2 burritos. You can also substitute for whatever meat you want. Add in 2 drinks and it's ~$20.
Class: drepanium


Example: Where to start. Well I have been searching for a good dry cleaner for a while now to no avail, so this is going to be long, but a good read.\n\nI started at New Oakland Tailor - great tailor, still go there, but writes names in shirts, not a fan as I am not a six year old. So I started searching for another place.\n\nFound this gem (read: sarcasm). Have brought my clothes here for six months or so. They clean shirts well, but they are best at breaking buttons (which they replace free of charge as they should). In the six months I was there they broke five buttons on two shirts and blamed the shirts saying \""they must have the thick buttons\"". Indeed the shirts do have thicker buttons, but most higher quality shirts do, and considering they charge $2.50 a shirt ($5 for pants which I will get to in a minute) I expect my buttons not to be smashed every time. Let me start over with this one though, on first sight the place is a dump, but I got over that because I dont care what it looks like if they can clean my shirts. I walk in, nice little old lady greeted me and my first question was \""how do you tag shirts\"". A chubby, squirrely looking fellow said they write names, I said I do not want my name written in my shirt, it ruins them and looks childish. He said he has a magic marker that does not do that, I stated again I did not want my shirts to be written in. After a five minute exchange about his magic marker they relented and decided to use safety pins with a piece of paper to mark my shirts (fine by me). The $2.50 a shirt didnt bother me, but it did bother me that I had to constantly worry about whether or not they would write in my shirts and having to constantly remind them not to was annoying. I got over it until button number five was smashed. \n\nNow to the pants, do not take pants there. They do not understand what a permanent crease is and will double crease your pants making you look like a fool (i.e. me) with two creases down the middle of your pant leg. After I got to this realization I took my pants back to New Oakland Tailor (great at pants and doesnt write in them). On my last trip to NuLife, I went in at 630am to pick up my last set of shirts before finding a new dry cleaner. They say they open at this time and it is convenient, well that is if they actually did open up then. I was there at 630am and waited until 710am before I left took my dry cleaning to Thrifty Cleaners (I am praying to little baby jesus that they know how to clean shirts, although I was charged $24 for 8 shirts, but worth it if it they dont ruin shirts with markers or smash buttons, but my hopes are not high. As a side note they said they do not use markers). Back to NuLife, so I dropped my stuff of at Thrifty Cleaners, then went back to NuLife and finally they were open, picked up my stuff and will never be returning to that crap hole. \n\nIn summation for those who want me to land my plane:\n\nPros - clean shirts well, price is fine, mom and pop shop\n\nCons - dumpy place, write in your shirts (or throw fits about it if you do not want that), double crease your pants, smash buttons at an alarming pace.\n\nAll in all, another dry cleaner bites the dust. Thrifty is up next.
Class: fissiparity


Example: Okay I have been to this place a few times and every time the food is less than stellar and the service is eh. \n\nI've tried the Steaks, Fish, Chicken and Duck. The Duck was the best of the bunch, but still not what you would expect from a restaurant like this. The dessert was the worst Creme Brulee I've probably had anywhere. \n\nThis place is cute for having a few cocktails, but if you're looking for a great dinner spot, head down stairs to Mon Ami Gabi.
Class: fissiparity


Example: Overall great experience!! We made reservations for Valentine's day and it was great service no wait!! Food prices were perfect the sushi and the chefs at the grill were fun. Better then benihanas by far in pricing and interaction with the customers! Def a must go if your in town!
Class: drepanium


Example: On a recent trip to Sin City, a visit to Serendipity was on the top of my list. I've been to the original NYC location several times, and looked forward to seeing how this west coast location compared to the east coast OG one. My partner in crime for the weekend, Li, had never been to either location, so was more than happy to accompany her. \n\nSlightly hungover, we needed sustenance before diving into the famous Frozen Hot Chocolate. I was shocked to find out that the wait was only 20 minutes. The interior doesn't quite have the charm and coziness of the NYC location, but is open and spacious. There is also outdoor seating available. The music was an eclectic mix of 80s, 90s, and current tunes, which I appreciate, but the volume was a bit loud for my liking. \n\nSo, we ordered: \n- Cup of Tomato Soup: The flavor and texture were perfect, and one of my best I've ever had. I loved how it was accented with goldfish crackers. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/eoHdUeQDNgQ6WYEnP2aiRw?select=Hni3DAqO9NXPth8mNsK5eA \n\n- ABC Burger: Avocado, Brie Cheese burger. Li and I were intrigued with this unique combo, and decided to split this and it was wonderful. Juicy burger and toasty buns, and ginormous portions of avo and brie. This was accompanied by crisp, sweet potato fries. \n\n- Frozen Hot Chocolate: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/eoHdUeQDNgQ6WYEnP2aiRw?select=85Ev04Z-UaQksArEs2ZVNg The grand finale! It didn't disappoint and was super thick and chocolatey. It's better than a chocolate malt/milkshake, as the consistency is icy, yet creamy. This was topped with a huge dollop of whipped cream and chocolate shavings. Talk about choco heaven! Oh Mylanta! We sipped and slurped as much as our stomachs could handle, but failed to finish it. \n\nOverall, a decent Serendipity experience. Our server wasn't the friendliest nor super attentive. It took some time for my Diet Coke refills, food, and bill  to arrive at our table. Ambiance isn't as quaint and lovely as the NYC location, but it's still fun place to bring your friends and family. Be warned that the prices are a bit high, food portions are large, music is loud, and service can be spotty. There's a lil' retail area for the t-shirts, frozen hot choco packets, etc., Also, unlike the NYC location, there is a take-out window where you can order from a limited menu (some snacks like pretzels, donuts, etc.,as well as frozen hot chocolate) to enjoy in front of the patio tables in front of Caesar's Hotel or to take along while you walk the strip.
Class: drepanium


Example: Waste $$$ n time, cheap foods, only good services from a waitress.
Class: fissiparity
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LOVE is all you need.  Seriously.  This was my first Cirque show and I enjoyed every moment.  The music was fantastic and I particularly loved hearing clips from The Beatles messing around in the studio when they were young.  The dancing and acrobatics were entertaining, although one of the stunts made me uncomfortably nervous.  I have heard from most that there are fewer acrobatics that the other Cirque shows, but don't let that keep you away.  If you are at all a Beatles fan, this show is fun and entertaining.  There are moments where the dancing is a little boring, but all in all, two thumbs up.  The skaters, the music, the costumes and the cirque people were all fantastic.  I would see it again!