Example: Multiple times now, maybe as high as 50%, where the drive through staff takes the order wrong, puts in the wrong food, or shorts an item. Just was shorted an item again and didnt realize this time until after driving away.  When you ask to get it fixed you are usually greeted with a put-out attitude or downright rudeness. Consistently horrible service since the first week it opened. I'd give 0 stars if that were an option.
Class: unassimilative


Example: Stayed here for a business trip last week and was very pleased with the hotel. The suites are very spacious and comfortable. I loved the jacuzzi tub - after a long day of all work and no play (in town for a tradeshow of course), a soak in the tub was just what I needed. The suites also have really nice balconies and very well-equipped kitchens. Just beware - if you use the in-room dishes and the maid takes them away, they won't necessarily be replaced automatically! \n\nRoom service was excellent - I recommend the steel cut oatmeal for breakfast. The bartenders on the first floor are nice, but one of the waitresses was a little weird. There's also a restaurant on the fifth floor, and I grabbed a quick to-go breakfast there one day when they forgot to give us the breakfast room-service order form the night before. I'm glad I did - the smoked salmon bagel I had was much more filling than the in-room breakfasts available. \n\nThe hotel isn't too close to anything (except a next-door gas station), but if you don't mind being off the strip, it is a great place to stay in Vegas with spacious accommodations and no insanely busy casino to navigate through on the first floor!
Class: plerophoric


Example: Warning: Douche Bag level CODE RED!\n\nHere's how my experience went ... \n\nMe: \""May I have a Carmel Latte?\"" \nEmployee: \""No\""\n.... dead air ...\nMe: \""Ummm why not?\""\nEmployee: \""We don't have carmel\""\nMe: \""Ummm I guess I'll just have a Cappuccino then\""\nEmployee: \""Just so you know it's a REAL Cappuccino\""\nMe: \""Okay\"" (in my head I'm trying to figure out if I can legally punch this dickhead in the face or not).\n\nSo I sat down mulling over this experience in the dank dark atmosphere while listening to this ass wipe talk to his friend about living on other peoples couches for the past few months and about how he'll be moving to downtown Phoenix soon. To which I just chuckled to myself as this person was FAR from cool enough to blend into CenPho. What a complete and utter douche bag. Stay in Tempe poser (and keep your employer there to!).\n\nThis experience was months ago, and now they have opened up a shop downtown. Guess what? I'm not going to check them out. Fuck you Cartel. You'll never be Lux, so just stay in Tempe where you can be a complete poser with an attitude that you haven't earned.\n\nComplete FAIL. \n\nFor my two cents, skip this place and go to Lux in CenPho/Mid Town right off the Light Rail. Authentically cool with ZERO attitude, great coffee and no douche bag employees. \n\nAnd as for great coffee ... try Conspire WAY better coffee and authenticly cool.\n\n---- \nplease read \""owners comment\"" below ... here's my response ... \n----\nWow so the coffee snobbery continues with the owner ... I guess my new job  should be to \""promote good coffee in Arizona\"" ... and I don't appreciate good coffee because I enjoy the combination of caramel AND coffee ... \n\nBy that definition I guess I don't know good ice cream because I like hot fudge on it or good pizza because I enjoy pepperoni AND cheese or good music if it's not acoustic or a good voice unless it's A cappella ... thanks for proving my point. I wouldn't go here unless you are a total coffee snob ... (I guess) they don't need your business you poser!
Class: unassimilative


Example: You know, all these hibaci places are the same.  It always surprises me that they can't at least think of a few new tricks.  But we haven't been to hibicai in years, and it was really fun to watch how much our now-4 year-old enjoyed the show. Definitely add in the fried rice to your meal...yum!
Class: plerophoric


Example: Super impressed with them.  They got me in at the last minute, and had the car ready to go by the time that I requested (before, actually), despite the fact that they had to do a bunch of extra work that we hadn't anticipated.  \n\nThey were friendly, straight-forward, very good about communicating, and reasonably priced.  Usually, at least 1 to 4 of these criteria are missing when I visit other shops.\n\nExcellent experience!  I'll be back.  Soon.
Class: plerophoric


Example: My boyfriend and I have been here twice now, and have only had one thing we wouldn't order again. (the scallop and shrimp ceviche). It was a little bland, but everything else was AWESOME.\n\nWe had: \n\nJalapeno Crab Cakes: YUM\nAngus Burger: so juicy\nChicken Medici: soooo good!\nLemon butter chicken: good, but not as good as other chicken picatta dishes i have had.\nFettucine Pelligrino: good, but a little heavy for me. boyfriend loved it.\n\nThe drinks have always been great for us, and we always sit at the bar. The service great and the bartenders are always so friendly. \n\nLOVE IT! Give it a try, despite the cranky people leaving bad reviews. You NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY!
Class: plerophoric


Example: Situ\u00e9 sur l'\u00cele-Notre-Dame, \u00e0 laquelle on peut acc\u00e9der en d\u00e9barquant \u00e0 la station de m\u00e9tro Jean-Drapeau, le Casino de Montr\u00e9al est ouvert 24h sur 24h, est haut de neuf \u00e9tages et serait le plus important casino au Canada. Aussi, je dois d'embl\u00e9e avouer que je ne suis pas un mordu des jeux de hasard et que je n'ach\u00e8te jamais de billets de loterie. Toutefois, je n'ai aucun biais d\u00e9favorable au jeu, et j'\u00e9tais curieux d'aller jouer au casino, me disant qu'y jouer devait \u00eatre divertissant, sinon ce casino n'attirerait pas autant de gens ni n'engrangerait autant d'argent. Donc, j'y suis all\u00e9, ayant d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d'y d\u00e9penser 20 $, ce qui est rien dans un casino j'en conviens, mais que je consid\u00e8re cher pay\u00e9 pour mon exp\u00e9rience. D'abord, en entrant, je me suis rendu compte, \u00e0 la couleur des cheveux de l'immense majorit\u00e9 des joueurs du casino, que cet \u00e9tablissement \u00e9tait dans les faits une salle de jeu pour les membre du club de l'\u00e2ge d'or. Les premiers \u00e9tages sont uniquement consacr\u00e9s aux \u00abslot machine\u00bb, qui acceptent seulement les jetons et les cartes de jeux, qu'on peut recharger aux diff\u00e9rents guichets du casino, qui permettent \u00e9galement de se procurer des jetons. Aux \u00e9tages sup\u00e9rieurs, on retrouve des tables de jeux, puis tout en haut, on retrouve un restaurant dont la carte ne m'a pas impressionn\u00e9e. Je n'ai pas besoin de vous dire que mes 20$ sont partis en fum\u00e9e en un instant et que j'en \u00e9tais presque satisfait. Je pouvais enfin quitter ce centre pour personnes \u00e2g\u00e9s fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiques... et aller m'amuser pour vrai.
Class: unassimilative


Example: My wife and I were looking for a buffet on the Strip and saw this discount ticket for the buffet so we decided to try it out without doing any research. \n\nWe waited in along for a reasonable time (for Vegas), about an hour  in the early evening. However, after paying we waited a long time to be seated. There were only three employees seating customers and they were also also doing things at the register, helping with drink orders, and things like that. There were many open tables that were ready to go. \n\nFinally seated, we went to the food and it was QUITE lackluster. It's divided by cuisine (Middle Eastern, American, seafood, etc) and many of the items just looked like it had been sitting for a while.  It was just very disappointing. \n\nFunally desserts. We love desserts and a big portion of the desserts are cupcakes. Not everyone is a fan, and also no one wants to eat a full size cupcake. Buffets are about sampling lots of items. Crepe station seemed okay. Soft serve only, no real ice cream. \n\nI think i would've been happier just eating at McD's. I hate McD's.
Class: unassimilative
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We went there last Sunday for breakfast. Husband ordered the Ham Steak breakfast with eggs, potatoes & toast (dry). Toast came out with butter, ok not really that big a deal right! I ordered biscuits & gravy & added bacon & eggs (ordered poached). The biscuits & gravy & bacon came out, no eggs...I asked the girl about the eggs, she went to the back. She finally came out with them & they were fried eggs. The biscuits had such a strong yeast taste & the gravy was bland & expensive for the quality. We won't be back for sure! Unfriended them on FB as well!