Example: This place was great! I was in Arizona last year, visiting some friends, and they took me to Oregano's in Gilbert. We got there around 7 pm on a Sunday evening and decided to sit on the patio. I was scared it would still be too hot, but they had air conditioners blasting outside by the table as well as a misty sprinkler system above the patio. Awesome! \n\nWe elected to get a Chicago style deep dish pizza which takes like 45 minutes to make, so we just threw back a couple of ice cold draft beers and the pizza was out in no time. Having the deep dish pizza was a treat because we don't really have too many places that specialize in Chicago style pizza on the west coast. \n\nThe service was outstanding as well. When we were waiting for a table, we went to the bar to get a beer, and the bar tender was on top of his game even though it was chaotic. Our waiter was also very friendly. It turned out that the waiter's fiance was from my home town. Small world. Overall it was a great experience, and I look forward to stopping by again next time I'm in the Phoenix area. \n\n5 out of 5 stars.
Class: Uncaria


Example: Mediocre meal at best.  Very poor service.  Decor and feeling is nothing special.  Would they benefit from some gender diversity in their staff?
Class: zoist


Example: I was somewhat excited to try this place. Then I saw the menu as I was walking in. It looked revolting. I don't want to know that the fries are done in 100% lard and that the milkshakes are made with pure butter fat. The beer selection was less than mediocre. The ambiance wasn't great. \n\nThen I told them I didn't want to wear the nasty smock-thing they want to put on you, and they told me I had to. So I walked out. I'm guessing I saved myself several days worth of calories for not much taste. I ended up at Chicago Brewing Company at 4 Queens, which, while it's not as good as the original in Summerlin, still kicks the shit out of the Heart Attack place.\n\nAnd really? You eat for free if you're over 350 pounds? That should be illegal.
Class: zoist


Example: I've been to this Loco Patron a few times, but never longer than about 15 minutes. \n\nWhy am I giving a place 4 stars that I rushed out of so quickly? \n\nThis place is the perfect spot to grab a drink if you have to wait for the Light Rail when heading downtown. I don't live real close to a light rail stop, so when I use it, I get dropped off at the station right next to the place (like, RIGHT next to this place), and inevitably miss the train I wanted to catch and have to kill 15-20 minutes. That's when I stop in here and grab a marg or beer.\n\nIt's a pretty spacious bar & always looks clean. This last time I stopped in was during Happy Hour, and I honestly never realized how good a HH Loco has. I don't ever hang out on Mill, but I'll continue to stop in here for a drink when using Light rail to head downtown. Also, now that I know what they're HH is like I'll keep Loco in mind when I go out in Scottsdale (I'm assuming both locations have the same specials).
Class: Uncaria
Considreing the above, classify the following: K so its totally unlike me to do a review on anything other than restaurants but I felt I needed to spread the word about this fabulous hotel. I hosted a bachelorette party and booked this hotel for me and a few of the party people to stay at. I was worried that there would be some speed bumps when trying to check in, the quality of the room, etc. But no, everything was amazing!!! Check in was easy, I was able to get do early check in with no problem, late 2:00 checkout for free, and get a room on the bottom floor since I had alot to carry in and set up in the room. The room was fairly large and nicely decorated. There was a huge sectional couch, a wet bar with fridge, two queen beds, large LCD TV, granite counter tops, free wifi, free parking, and free continental breakfast for a little over 100.00 a night. The beds were very comfortable and I loved that the sink and mirrors were outside of the bathroom so the space was large enough for a bunch of girls getting ready. The staff was very friendly and accomodating giving us complimentary bottles of water and helping to accomodate my guests parking. Did I mention that it was within walking distance to the clubs (Across the parking lot from Revolver, Martini Ranch) and also dining? PERFECT LOCATION if you are partying in Old Town Scottsdale. The only negative was the breakfast (usual continental breakfast of breads, danishes, juice, cereal and fruit) but with everything else, I can't complain about something that is not even offered at some hotels during the economic crisis we are experiencing now.