Example: I'm keeping this short, due to the fact that  all I had was a carne asada burrito.\n-rice was ok, pretty bland\n-beans were good, just salty\n-carne asada was good, also salty. \n\nI would have ordered again from this restaurant since it's close to work, and they deliver until.....\nI got food poisoning!!! Unfortunately I still haven't fully recovered and feel nauseous everytime I eat something. I wish I could give negative stars, instead I'll NEVER eat here again, and would urge the same to anyone reading unless you'd like to lose 5-10 lbs in a week.
Class: phantasmology


Example: Simply great food and great people. You do not go to this restaurant for 5 star service and ambiance, but for great food and hospitality with prices you cannot beat. I have found everything is professionally cooked to perfection. I am used to fine dining but am willing to sacrifice all expectations for great food and welcoming hosts.
Class: dazingly


Example: The service here is awesome.\nCool little hardware store.
Class: dazingly


Example: The sales person did listen to my thoughts and showed me what I wanted but than he shoved me on to his and the fianc\u00e9 and that was it for me PUSHY and no help\nI was pointed to a machine to process my application and it ask me my total to fianc\u00e9 I had no clue what to put down
Class: phantasmology


Example: Super late night grub! Can't go wrong with Boston pizza! It's cheesy and full of flavor! We also ordered a 40 PC chicken wings w/ranch. Now that ranch is no joke! It's nice and thick but creamy tasty. Wings weren't that great. It seems that the later time you come they side foods are old and dry. Except (pizza) Don't know if anyone can relate? Last time my chicken wings were old like if they have been sitting under a heat lamp or something. I'm giving it 4 starts because of the disappointing wings
Class: dazingly


Example: Went here for the first time and was pretty disappointed after reading such great reviews. The egg drop soup was so thick I couldn't eat it. Very gelatin looking. I had the orange chicken as directed by reviews and it was OK. Not wonderful but not bad. Left much of my Chinese craving unsatisfied.
Class: phantasmology
Classify the following: I was at a wine tasting recently with a group of friends and we began to talk about Vietnamese food. Someone swore that this was absolutely the best in the valley so I had to try it. Suffice to say I was disappointed. I ordered the seafood pho and while it was okay it definitely lacked flavor. I will admit that the black pepper shrimp was delicious but everything else we had was subpar and much more expensive than any other Vietnamese spot I have been to...I'm going back to Pho Van.