Case: Really nice concept!\n\nLike a lot of other places in Scottsdale, it tries to be a bit more hip than need be, but I guess you have to play to your audience. The decor is interesting but definitely form over function. I felt like I did the time I accidentally sat in a chair at a modern art gallery that was actually meant to be an exhibit.\n\nLike a previous reviewer mentioned, it's a tad annoying that the diet cola comes in a little glass bottle, basically preempting the possibility of any refills. As a diner, I like that soda to flow and flow. It's my method of portion control. It's not cute, at all. It's just annoying. So, minus one star for the uncomfortable decor and little glass bottles.\n\nThe rest of it was an easy \""A\"". The sliders are awesome and there is enough variety to suit anyone (other than my vegan brothers and sisters, holla!). We also got an order of tots which was plenty to share. If you're a light eater, definitely do not order more than two sliders. But, if you're a might peckish or William \""Refrigerator\"" Perry, go for three or more.\n\nActually, if you're The Fridge, get four or five.
Classification: emmetropism


Case: OMG!!! \nThat's what I said when I seen all the splendor of the pyramid shape hotel. But once inside, it was mediocre to say the least. Then I had to get on that rickety elevator that goes sideways, and it was all down hill from there. Water damaged walls, warped doors, snowy television. I felt I was in the motel 6. I was highly disappointed in the overall stay at the Luxor and I wouldn't recommend anyone to stay there if they want luxury.
Classification: scintle


Case: The customer service at this place is awful. My friend and i booked this room about a month ago for a well-deserved girls weekend. We checked in around 5pm. I asked if there were any available upgrades and the man at the front desk replied no. We found that very hard to believe considering there were very few people at the pool, restaurant and cars in the parking lot. The guy was just being a lazy a*s and likely didn't want to take the extra minute or two to move us to a different room.\n\nOnce we got to our room we called down to ask for a refrigerator to be placed in our room for medication. The same guy answered the phone with another response of No. I think that is the only word in this guys vocabulary.\n\nThe next day we went to the restaurant for breakfast. We were sat by a very rude host, and were one of two tables in the restaurant. We just got done working out and left to wash our hands. On our way out we ran in the waitress and asked if she was our waitress so we could give her our drink order. She seemed incredibly confused as she didn't know if she was our waitress, yet she was the ONLY one there waiting tables. It took forever to get our food and my eggs came out a color i have never seen. I also needed a knife to cut my eggs...also a first.\n\nWe then went to the pool. We were all alone for two hours until another group showed. Once they showed there were two servers to take their food and beverage order. Not once did either of these servers ask how we were and if we needed ANYTHING. I guess fine by me as we brought our own beers and food even though the signs said we couldn't. If we would have waited for them we would have died of heat stroke.\n\nThe saloon wasn't open (we were told it had been closed for months), no ice machine near our room, our room smelled of old-ness, the decor was dated, bulbs burnt out in the bathroom, no shade at the pools when it was extremely hot, only two pool towels per room with the threat of a $50 charge per missing towel (I could buy the same towel at WalMart for $8)....this place was terrible and we will NEVER go back!\n\nThe only decent customer service we had was from Edgar. He was the one who checked us out and was very nice and seemed to care of our terrible time. He did the best he could considering our stay was over. He gave us each two free drink coupons but they will never be used as we will never go back!
Classification: scintle


Case: I really enjoy this place. It is always busy and the food and service are great. It's the small town resturant in the big city.
Classification: emmetropism


Case: I had an issue with my iPhone 5 sleep/awake button and it wasn't wanting to work for me. I decided to pop into apple seeing as I was already at the mall. It was 8:20pm on a Thursday night and the check in staff was nice enough to schedule me for an 8:50pm genius appointment even though they close at 9.\n\nThe genius I worked with was a super friendly African American guy who's name I wish I remembered. He was extremely helpful, nice, and he took care of my issue very quickly with a smile. \n\nThe fact that the staff was so willing to get my problem fixed, even though it was close to closing time, was very much appreciated. And the fact that they ensured that I was all set to go without rushing me was absolutely amazing. Apple will continue to hold my computer/technology heart and I'm glad I've got an awesome apple store to assist me.
Classification: emmetropism


Case: After checking out the Cosmo hotel, we went on a hunt for something to eat. Most of the restaurants weren't opening until later that day (opening weekend of the hotel) so we didn't have many options.\n\nWe waited a while before being seated, despite the fact that there were numerous open tables and TONS of staff just STANDING AROUND.\n\nIt took about 15 minutes before anyone approached us. Staff was EXTREMELY disorganized, but I'll give that to them since the establishment had hardly been open for a few days.\n\nOur food came and it was pretty good, despite the fact that the kitchen didn't get our orders right. My medium well burger was pretty charred and extremely overcooked (well done).\n\nTHEN, MY FRIEND PULLED OUT A HAIR FROM HER BURGER!!!!!\n\nWe told one of our waiters (won't even get into the confusion with this), who informed the manager and told us he would speak to us. The manager never approached us. At this point, we were extremely fed up. After the waiter spoke to him again, the manager came to our table, apologized and asked to replace the meal. We ordered our friend a chicken caesar salad salad and a shake since the poor thing hardly had a quarter of her burger.\n\nOur waiter brought out the salad and shake to go along with our bill and informed us that the manager would not exclude the shake from our bill. Considering the above events, this was pretty ridiculous. \n\nOn top of it all, there was no chicken on the salad.\n\nTHE END.\n\nWish Jose Andres new restaurant upstairs was open as this was our first choice. At least we got a glimpse of the chef while we were checking that place out.
Classification: scintle


Case: Stayed here for a few nights while in Vegas waiting for another Hotel.  The first room we had was horrible.  It was so small, it was like a child's bedroom.  The only good thing about the room was, nothing..\n\nEventually got an upgrade but found out this was a time share so would have to attend a presentation.. what a mess! I sent my friend to attend cus I wasn't going to waste my time sitting with them for 2 hours when I full well know, I'm not going to buy it.\n\nThe only, I mean ONLY good thing is that it's centrally located on the strip.
Classification: scintle


Case: Not my extreme favorite, but this place is good for a nice date or even a first date... Food was good...  I was there for a get together birthday party, I found it rather small for that type of event... but otherwise...good
Classification: emmetropism
Classify the following: Horrible! I was craving a chili dog and noticed on yelp that this place was around the corner from my house and was supposed to be famous for their chili so I hopped in the car and ordered the chili dog combo with chili cheese fries. I will say the young man working there was very nice but when I got home I noticed my fries were devoid of chili which I would later be happy about. I opened up the chili dog and took a bite and promptly threw it in the garbage. The \""famous\"" chili tasted like unseasoned squished beans and had the texture of tooth paste. The only edible thing was my fries and the little peppers they threw in the bag. Save your money because this place makes weinerschnitzel look like fine dining.