Example: First, it's way too crowded and expensive. Second, the women are too \""surgically enhanced\"" for my tastes, and they just don't do a lot for the massive amounts of cash you end up giving them. \n\nAdmittedly, the only time I went here I was drunk at my own bachelor party, and I didn't have to pay for anything, but still ... the softcore porn on Skinemax back in the hotel room is a better deal.
Class: geophagist


Example: This place has the perfect storm of terribleness. A handful of UofA fans can ruin any bar but this place is particularly bad. In summary: Bad service, Construction fence around the perimeter, smells of broken dreams, a haven for the worst fans (wildcats, michigan and philadelphia eagles? Who knew you could find all of them in the same place!). Pretty sure I saw a kid, age 10-14, playing cornhole out front too.
Class: geophagist


Example: This place is fantastic.\n\nWhen I came here, I was under the impression that this would be actual ramen, not the instant kind that you can get at any supermarket. I was wrong, but that doesn't stop me from giving this place 5 stars.\n\nIt's an interesting concept to make cup ramen with a sort of gourmet twist. I was definitely impressed by the range of choices, and I was most taken aback by the price. It makes sense b/c it's just packaged ramen and then the ingredient are added, but this stuff is CHEAP. Like, it's likely I could afford a meal here with extra change I've accumulated throughout the week.\n\nThe staff is super friendly and very personable. The staff running this place are awesome people, which is even more reason to go here and help them out b/c it would be a shame if this place were to close.\n\nGo here. Enjoy some cup ramen. It's awesome.
Class: quinonyl


Example: Don't wear new shoes!
Class: quinonyl
Classify the following: Newest location, same formula, ever growing prices.\n\nI have allays liked YC's, Where else can a get a tofu, veggie, noodle stir fry spiced as highly as I want, with a portion large enough to feed me for two meals.\n\nThis new location is clean and efficient like their south Tempe location. The price of a large bowl is up to $9.10  and dogie bags are still $.50 a pop.\n\nSome items have vanished from the food line, like baby corn,  and water chess nuts, both of which are missed.\n\nIf you are going for the first time, be sure to pile your food high and pack it in the bowl and to use alot of sauce, the will let you take a 2nd bowl just for sauce if you ask, and I recommend doing that.