Case: this strenuously unfunny showtime deserves the hook .
Classification: attractile


Case: delivers the sexy razzle-dazzle that everyone , especially movie musical fans , has been hoping for .
Classification: pretechnically


Case: it's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress .
Classification: attractile


Case: sound the trumpets : for the first time since desperately seeking susan , madonna doesn't suck as an actress .
Classification: pretechnically
Classify the following: most of crush is a clever and captivating romantic comedy with a welcome pinch of tartness .