Example: Went here with a friend I was in town visiting. We went for dinner and drinks on a Friday about 8pm. It's a small local bar in a strip mall. \n\nFood was good. I ordered the BLT wrap minus the bacon. I was going to sub chicken but our server said I could have chicken or shrimp. Anytime I can get something with shrimp, I'm happy. I ordered coleslaw with it. It was delicious. Lots of shrimp. The coleslaw was tasty. \n\nService was good. Our server was nice. Quick to take our order and check for refills.\n\nThe best part of the evening was a father and son band that played. They were great. Made the evening even more enjoyable!\n\nGreat local bar. Good food and drinks. Worth checking out!
Class: schismatic


Example: Food is good ! Service is however not good! We asked to not rush the meal before the appetizers and while still eating our salads dinner arrived. Waitress then brought the check and never offered coffee or desert. Both of which were wanted.
Class: billyer


Example: I can't  say enough about Flaming Kabob, both the Tempe and Mesa locations.  The food is always fresh and good quality.  The portions are large.  My favorite is the chicken kafta, which is a well seasoned ground chicken kabob.  Both the sandwich and the platter are great!  I get the rice as a side and love how moist and flavorful it is, especially with the almonds and raisins.  The service is always friendly and polite.  The owner is always present at one of the locations and greats everyone with a smile and friendly hello.\n\nGive this place a try, you won't regret it!
Class: schismatic


Example: This is the closet retail store to my house, so I shop there occassionally. The last time I shopped there, I couldn't believe how rude an associate was. I was walking down the main aisle by food(on the right side), and a male associate was coming toward me on the same side. I kept walking, he looked at me and kept walking. When we were about to walk into each other, I had to step aside. No excuse me, nothing. How rude.
Class: billyer


Example: You know the food is bad when your kids wont even eat it. Came in for lunch one day, food was horrible. The waitress took away 3 plates of food that were barely touched, you would think she would ask.......but maybe she already knew.\n\nCome for the drinks, stay away from the food.
Class: billyer


Example: All I have to say is wow.  And this is my story...\n\nI had bought Le Mans brand tires from a Firestone store in Texas (I now live in Arizona).  When I needed a flat repaired caused by a nail, I called the local Firestone store.  I asked how much it would be since I had bought the tires from them and their reply was, \""$25.86, unless you can give us the phone number that you had 5 years ago in Texas, that is the only way we can make it free.\""  I then questioned him, \""Isn't Le Mans a Firestone exclusive tire?\""  He replied, \""Yes it is.\""  \n\nNow at this point I was just perplexed and all sorts of red flags were going off in my head.  I then let them know that it is ridiculous that Firestone is the only store that I could have bought the tires from and they won't fix the flat for free!  Needless to say, they also wanted $125 to read the fault codes off of my truck when your local auto parts store will do it for free!  \n\nAfter all of this drama, and the stress of trying to figure out why they had such a horrible policy, I called Discount Tire, because I would rather pay $25 to them than help keep Firestone in business.  They surprised me by saying, \""We will fix it for free.\""  I was completely shocked, and immediately gave them my tire, came back in an hour and they took it out to my truck and loaded it for me!  Thanks Discount Tire!  \n\nAnd I also had my wife's tires changed and they gave me a lower price since the tire I wanted was out and the next tire up from that would have cost $15/per tire extra!  Talk about 5 star customer service!
Class: schismatic


Example: Well its 2014. Just wanted to point that out on the off chance that anyone at Quality Real Estate would bother jumping on the internets and actually use some of these technological thingies.\n\nI have been, reliably and quite merrily, transferring funds to and fro since 2000 using paypal. Likewise my bank has enabled its clients with similar options for years. And yet, the folks over at \""Quality\"" real estate can not even be bothered to make a drop box available.,,,forget about paying online or transferring funds. Its like 1945 over there...with the office closing at lunch...Im like just waiting for someone to tell me \""Golly Gee Mr.. No need to get all in a tizzy...you with your fancy gadgets.\"" \n\nAnd forget about mailing your rent in. Read what happened to poor Natalie and her BF below. \n\nAfter months of ALWAYS paying my rent on time,in person.... if you counted up my lost lunch hours, Id say I've lost about 36 hours of my life...gone....adios..when paying your rent SHOULD ONLY TAKE about 5 MINUTES. IT'S 2014 PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nWhile I research if these policies are legal or can be changed,  you would be wise to find another property or insist the owner find another management company. I dont give this kind of service to my customers. Hell, if there's a way I can help people pay me....Im all over that. \n\nREALLY. Cant watch a quick youtube on how to accept online payments? Cant have a 10 minute talk with your banker on setting up a Merchant payment option? Thats weak guys. Seriously....Weak.
Class: billyer


Example: Ok. The sandwiches are pretty good and they make them very fast. I had the Hunter Club. The bread is really nice but the roast beef is average. I enjoyed it but I think that it's a little expensive for what you get.
Class: schismatic
Classify the following: We've always loved their pizza, in fact it's our favorite in the area. They usually take an exceptionally long time to deliver but this evening they not only took an hour and a half to deliver our ONE pizza and salad, the driver called to tell us that he had delivered our pizza to the wrong address. No apologetic phone call from the manager because he was \""making\"" another pizza for us. We weren't offered a discount or anything for their screw up, to top it all off, the lettuce in our salad was wilted and our pizza was a soggy mess.