Example: Los Reyes de la Torta has watermelon aguas frescas as big as your head, and gigantic platters of carne asada that put any other establishment to shame. (The waitstaff also have impeccably teased hairstyles which I adore.) \n\nIf you go, it's a table service type of place. When you bring your check to the cashier to pay, you have the opportunity to pick your very own Dum-Dum lollipop as a parting gift. (Please leave me a Cherry Vanilla, they are my fave.)\n\nI was holding off on reviewing one of my favorite neighborhood establishments in hopes of keeping the hungry hoardes away. But, as I heard the 'Slope's best torta place is being featured on Man vs. Food show on the Travel Network tonight, I figured it was time to finally toss my hat in the ring. See you there.
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Example: Are your seat belts buckled?   Here is an EXCITING gas station review!  WEEEEE!\n(Hey when your on a road trip and you have a chance for an FTR, you go for it, right?)\n\nTime to head home from Phoenix and I remembered seeing this Arco with this price, the lowest I saw while in town!   http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/arco-am-pm-phoenix-12?select=fgxTbuUzO5r1JB57Aejj-A#fgxTbuUzO5r1JB57Aejj-A  \n\nDAMN I can't remember the last time I paid $3 per gallon!   And yes, it does say $2.99.9, but in reality it is $3.  Get with it people!\n\nClean mini-mart inside and the guy behind the counter smiled when I gave him my $$$ AND when I got my change!\n\nHey cheap gas is cheap gas!   WOO HOO!
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Example: I am into Than food. Since I have traveled in 1990's a couple of times, I had been looking for the same dishes. Pam does have them I love Thai noodles, and they have a perfect one. Chef Timmy makes just like one in Thailand. It gives you lots of flavor with meat and seafood.\nPrice is reasonable. If you think\""Thai Noodle House\"" is reasonable, you should try this place. I love Pam and will keep coming back.
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Example: I wasn't sure what to expect from Cafe Andamiro and after reading some of the reviews on yelp we decided to pop in. Previously my only expereinces of korean food were in a BBQ places where the menus were very different, so I was well up for something new. \n\nThe decor is nice, but the place is a little crampt due to the space betwwen tables. The staff were great very attentive - showed us to our seat, explained the dishes and were always helpful / polite. \n\nWe order a smothie, a chai and 2 bibimbap - one veggie and one beef. This is what didnt work for me. Neither of us liked the bibimbap, I am not sure what I was expecting but the dish tasted like tomatoe puree, raw veg and rice nothing else. The chilli paste condiment really didnt have any effecto the palette other than tomatoe. The other condiments were excellent which included Kimchi, miso and omlette. I finished my meal due to hunger from a massive walk around the festival, but was increasingly aware my missus wasnt enjoying her veggie option. Once we were outside it would seem that she got the beef one and I had the veggie. Although after not eating meat for so long all she could describe it as tasting like iron and that she felt a little unwell. She left most of it. \n\nThis wasnt a bad meal persay, its just that my previous experiences of Korean food were so much better and were a similiar price. I will return to give them a second chance as some of the other options looked great going out and the reviews here point to somthing a little more special. I think  next time I wont be coming along with a veggie in tow.
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Example: Food average.  They never heard of Amstel Light beer.  Note that the 5 star review was from Detriot where the own owners are from. His only review ever!\nThis could be a good place. Get draft beer which is necessary for your type of place.  I'm not sure what you are trying to be as a restaurant.\n\nSecond visit confirms the fact that the food is less than average.  The meat loaf was blah, my wife's ribs were not meaty with BBQ sauce that probably came from a bottle at Safeway.  The waiter did not know the specials and brought a beer that was not what I ordered.  Adding to the ambiance was a group near us with a small child that either cried or was allowed to run around the restaurant like it was in a track meet.  I don't understand why anyone would return here.  Also very small wine pours for the price
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Example: Sad face. It's kinda dreary in there, and they don't have almond milk for the smoothies. Also, all the spinach and kale is dried, not fresh. I think if they promoted themselves as a smoothie place and upped their game there they would get more customers who just might happen to buy supplements too!
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Example: Not sure where to even start with this place. Same mall as Yogi's and Culver's on the south side of Ray just west of the 101. Been meaning to try them and finally did. I got here after the lunch rush - about 1:30 or so and the staff here seemed to be completely OVERWHELMED. Not sure why because there weren't a whole lot of people. I wanted something \""Al Patron\"" but was informed that it wasn't ready yet so please order either chicken or carne asada. Ok... so I ordered a carne asada burrito and elote - or as they call it here: America's Corn. So I first went to the salsa bar and wait - there WAS no salsa bar! Ok. Weird. Whatever. Sat down and chilled while waiting for my order. Other customers also put in their orders and also sat down to wait. And Wait. And wait. And wait. And Wait. And wait. And wait. Holy Chicken Mol\u00e9 batman! I ordered a simple burrito not a freaking Thanksgiving turkey that still needed thawing! FFS! So I watched various staff members run around delivering people's orders in frantic movements like I was watching some cross between a food-based reality show and one of those crazy Japanese game shows where people run around trying to perform tasks without slamming into each other. A Chinese fire drill basically. At least it helped pass the time since I didn't feel like playing that stupid game on my mobile device where you play angry muslim terrorist suicide bombers disguised as birdheads crashing into buildings and recreating 911 for every different level with the goal of killing every Yankee capitalist pig with the wreckage of an imploding building. Ok. Maybe that really isn't what the game is about but I was getting ravenous and started hallucinating like crazy. Then the burrito finally came! Oh joy! I noticed it was long but not very thick (that's what she said [rimshot], [cymbal crash]) - so there was really more tortilla than anything else. The meat tasted like it was marinated. Yup. But that's about it. Then I ate the corn. Squirted some lime over the cotija and took a few bites. Sorta bland. A bit of salt might have helped. There was some spicy sauce but that's not what I usually have over elote. Meh. At any rate I felt the food wasn't worth the price AND the long wait even though I was quite hungry. I was, in a word, UNDERWHELMED. Probably equal to the amount the staff seemed to be OVERWHELMED. So that's my take on America's Tacos. Checked off my \""try this place\"" list but didn't make it to column B - the \""hey I need to come back to this place again for sure!\"" list. But you don't have to take my word for it, Reading Rainbow fans! Check it out for yourselves. Your mileage may vary...
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Example: I can't believe I haven't reviewed Mamma's before now.  Good pizza. Good pasta. Good value, and now that I'm thinking about it - I'm hOngry!  They've also been decent enough to honor the residual value on my long, LONG  expired coupon deals.  The pizza is good - really good.  Might not strike one as \""gourmet\"" but there are enough varieties and variations to satisfy any rational person, and for a tiny walk-up counter, they offer an amazing variety of pastas and subs as well.  Pizza, baked ziti, manicotti - all very good, and the pastas under $10.  \n\nThe 40th Street and East Indian School location has a tiny indoor dining area - seating for 6 - maybe?  And a few 2-seat patio tables out front which are not unpleasant on a moderate night.  This location gives impression of being much cleaner and brighter than the defunct 8th Street location which was much more convenient for mid-towners to get to and still had good food at great prices, but had a decidedly divey vibe.  \""Divey\"" can have be its own charm but I don't miss the dozens of dead flies on the windowsills at the closed location - and this one happily doesn't have those!  \n\nMamma's  is good - worth the occasional detour to 40th Street even if it's not on your regular flight path home or wherever.
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We went to see The Adventures of Tintin over the Holidays. This was our first experience at an iPic Cinema, and we invested in the \""whole experience\"". \nLoved the comfy reclining seating, and the food and beverage service. While we will return and give iPic Scottsdale Quarter one more shot (the manager was the greeter...he was awesome), we were disappointed in a couple things:\n\n-One of our theater blankets had sticky candy stuck in it-NOT appealing. You would think they would at least have a standard of checking the \""comfort\"" amenities if they aren't offering cleaned or unused blankets. Even the airlines do a better job here.\n-The bathroom (both men's and women's) were filthy and not maintained. Really?\nWe understand the crowd is a little younger, and there is sharing going on with the  lounge/restaurant up there, but there should be standards maintained for this entertainment center.\n-The 3-D glasses were heavy and very touchy-if you moved you'd see a blurry screen-the clarity through them not consistent. We both had issues until we figured out how to minimize movement.\n\nI love to give great reviews! Hopefully our next experience will be 5 star.