Text - Purchased weekend stay thru Expedia. Room was decent. Car window was broken into in their parking garage. Security took care of a report before I found out of break in. Case got transferred to Risk Management who will not return any phone calls about reimbursement. No good staying in a hotel when your car can be broken and stolen and they won't even answer your calls after they themselves filed the report. \n\nCar alarms were going off all through the night and heard in our room. Did not think one would actually be my car unfortunately. \n\nFind a hotel with parking security, saves you more money in the end.
Group - gag


Text - Who knew that I'd find things that I like in this store?! I have driven past this place for the past two years thinking nothing about it. Recently a couple of my co-workers said how much they love this place and would love to spend their entire paycheck in here. What?! My curiosity spiked and I just had to know what was in here...\n\nIt's a pretty good sized store with a variety of things: art work, sculptures, glass, jewelry. I think there could be something in here for most people. I definitely see it as a place to find a fun gift. If you are into things with words on it (e.g., frames with sayings), come here. There were a few unique pieces that if I had enough money, I would redecorate my office (I'm totally starting to sound like my co-workers). My mother-in-law likes collecting creative items and this is a perfect place to bring her next time she visits.\n\nI see myself returning...my co-workers were on to something!
Group - multinucleolar


Text - The old town, nightclub area of Scottsdale needed a sports bar/restaurant and Majerle's fills the bill. Food is good, prices are reasonable, and flatscreens are everywhere so you can watch any game that's on. I'm sure it gets crowded at night, but for a lunch spot its not too bad.\n\nOh, and like almost everywhere in Scottsdale, the serving staff is very attractive, but don't be that creepy old guy who moves to a different seat at the bar to get a better view of the bartender bending over in her tight shorts (yeah, I heard you dude... and so did she)!
Group - multinucleolar


Text - I remember the day I started liking blue cheese.  it was a long time ago, but it was definitely after I moved to Chicago--I think Bekki was living with me by that point too, so it must have been late 2002 or early 2003.  I went out to dinner with my sister, grandma, and a few family friends at a now-defunct restaurant in Skokie called The Studio.  (it was a really cool place, I don't know why it closed)  Mimi (my grandma) ordered a Roquefort salad and everyone around the table was talking about how gross that is and \""it tastes like feet\"" and whatever.  and I asked her for a bite.  I'd tried it before but gave it one more shot.  it was still a little gross but something about the flavor really stuck with me.  I started thinking about it a lot (because that's just something weird I do when it comes to food) and one day bit the bullet and bought a hunk of blue cheese.  I probably ate the entire thing in 2 days.  it was GLORIOUS!  and now it's one of my favorite things ever.\n\nThat said, the Wisconsin Blue that I got from Ehlenbach's is the best tasting, creamiest, most delicious blue cheese I've ever had.  (Although I make it my life's work to find something even better--someone send me some cheese!!)  It was also one of the least expensive giant chunks of cheese I've ever purchased.  This establishment has a wonderful selection of cheeses and snacks, and sells a few different types of door county wine as well.  Be sure to grab a frisbee with Sissy the Cow on it!
Group - multinucleolar


Text - The food is overpriced and so are the drinks. The atmosphere is not casual and the place is not very inviting. The hostess was not friendly and neither was the staff inside. I did not enjoy coming to this place and I don't think I'll be returning.
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Text - Um I just go here if I need to make a sports bet. Old and needs a facelift but not bad. Its a dirty locals place. Not really a tourist spot.
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I had a friend in town that was looking for a unique bookstore, so I immediately thought of the Poisoned Pen. After realizing that the store did not carry what my friend was interested in we decided to check-out. \nI have been a resident of Arizona and Scottsdale for almost 20 years so I love to collect non-fiction books about my state and city.\nWhile we were checking out I was greeted with a snickering comment by your \""cashier/owner\"".....\""Tourist\""\nEven if I WAS a tourist, I am giving my hard-earned dollars to local businesses such as yours...so what does it matter what I am buying?? You are getting your money either way.\nI am embarrassed to have recommended your \""shop\"" to my friend. And bad reviews get passed on 10X more than good reviews...