Case: Indulge is clearly trying. They have great service and decent ambiance. But damned if those burgers aren't mediocre.\n\nConsidering that the only places that open in the Valley anymore are gourmet burger joints or wood-fired pizza kitchens, you've gotta do something to stand out. Indulge's attempt is the Vesuvius Volcanic, a grand name for some melted cheese inside a beef patty. Based on the description and safety warnings, I thought I'd get blasted with molten cheese when i cut into the thing, but it just oozed out. And yes, I realize that could be mistake for euphemism.\n\nI ended up eating it with a fork, which was not all that fun.\n\n(Note to every burger/wood-fired pizza joint in the region: Shocktop and Landshark are NOT microbrews, no matter what Peter King says.)
Classification: paralactate


Case: I was hungry and I needed to pee.  What can I say?  The bathroom doors are locked and the associates have to buzz you in.  You would think they would be clean -- not so much.  I was able to get myself a two-cheeseburger meal to sate my hunger.  Oof...it was another bathroom run soon after.
Classification: paralactate


Case: We have been going to Firebirds for years.  Used to be there was never a wait, but then the word got around and it's crowded quite a bit.  Oh well.  Doesn't stop us!  Love this place!  Steaks are great, Port mushrooms?  Yup!  Spiced Green Beans?  Oh yeah.  The BLT salad rocks, you name it, it's good.  The service has always been great from the hostess to the wait staff.  If I could only go to one place the rest of my life, this would have to be it (but only because Pizzaria Bianco doesn't serve steak!).
Classification: starred


Case: Okay they are under new ownership. The gas is the same price as sams club, which is a plus. Today the price was 3.75 and sams club was 3.76 so 1 cent cheaper then sams club, but 7eleven was 3.89 and chevron was 3.91. If anyone didn't know chevron and shell has top tier gas. I wish they would do a discount for gas if u buy a car wash at the pump then maybe they will get a lot busier. Today the line was out the drive way for gas. I ended up getting $100 to fill up my rental van before going to the airport. Me & my family stays at green valley ranch all the time and so I'll make sure this is the place to stop at for gas unless they get to high then sams club it is. \n\nThank you country club auto spa for the cheap gas.
Classification: starred


Case: I was very disappointed with this hotel. We thought we were getting a pretty good deal with the two bedroom suite, but all the goods seemed to be outweighed by the bad. \n\nWalking up to our double doors we had very high expectations, but all we could find was disfunction and disorder. We had to move out of our first room because our hot tub was shooting out black residue when we turned the jets on. The room service supervisor came up to speak with us and the only reaction we got from her was a cold \""That's not our fault\"" demeanor. I also had to point out that a lot of the fixtures needed to be dusted and there were multiple hand prints on our head boards.\n\nOur next room was a lot better, but we still had problems with our tub. The water just wouldn't hold. We kept playing with the knobs to no avail. We were really bummed due to the fact that the tub is what sold us to the room. Everything else went pretty smoothly except the fact that the remote was so difficult to use. Every time a button was pushed it took a couple seconds for the TV to register what was entered. It was also annoying that the remote had to be pointed at exactly the right angle for it to work. \n\nI must say it is a good deal for the money, but only if everything that was promised was delivered. \n\nA couple days after we got back from our vacation my boyfriend started to get a rash in his armpit. I also got one on my thigh. The only thing we can think of is that dreaded hot tub. When was the last time that was cleaned?\n\nWould I come back? Only if someone else paid for the room. I wouldn't bother wasting my money on a mediocre hotel. It surely did put a damper on my Birthday trip. Next time I'll spend a couple more dollars on a hotel that pays attention to detail.\n\nThe 2 stars were for the valet guys. Excellent customer service! Can't say that for the rest of the hotel.
Classification: paralactate


Case: I haven't eaten here in a while, since they opened some nice Chinese restaurants near me in Dilworth.  However, this was the only place we would get Chinese when I was in high school, and the food was always delicious.  The restaurant itself is nice and intimate, the only negative is that it's in Sharon Corners, which is a miserable shopping center to get in and out of.
Classification: starred
Classify the following: Fantastic beer selection & the food was great. With 31 beers on tap this place is for serious beer lovers. They even have 5 wines on tap. The food was great; the wings had 3 different sauces for dipping. The service was prompt & friendly. I will definitely go back!