Example: I told my friend that I'd rather eat out of a vending machine, and he said.. \""Yelp THAT!\""   I had the calamari app, the caprese salad and the eggplant rolotini.  The salad was served in what i can only describe as a burnt, upside-down bread \""hat\"" that was inedible and in the way.  The rolotini was a hot pocket, only dry and crappy.  Boo on you, Crust!
Class: captivatingly


Example: READ MY REVIEW IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING A PURCHASE HERE AT THE BRIGHTON IN CAESARS PALACE.\n\nI walked in here on a hot hot October day, only be to greeted by a sales associate and offered cold bottled water. COOL! I feel special already. \n\nI eyed a couple of bags by Bottega only to rule them out because they were EXPENSIVE. I stumbled upon the Furla area and started to drool. Quickly decided to rehyrdate my mouth with water from Brighton than saliva. I picked up this relatively big all leather hobo handbag and frantically searched for a price tag. There was none. So I proceeded to the sales associate who had given me water.\n\nHeidi C.: There's no pricetag for this bag, how much is it?\nSales Associate (SA): Oh let me check for you...\nHeidi C: Okay thanks\n\n**Heidi C. keeps drinking her water while the SA talks to another SA to find out the price of this gorgeous Furla bag**\n\nSA: I'm pulling it up right now. I believe it's 50% off.\nHeidi C.: OH MY GOD REALLY? Okay...\n\n**Heidi C. noticed the two SAs whispering to eachother about my bag, staring at it, touching it, etc**\n\nSA: It's originally about a thousand dollars, but we discounted it to you for $495\nHeidi C.: WOW that is a big discount....so wait, can I know the exact original price?\nSA: Let me look...about a thousand\nHeidi C.: About? Uh...okay\n\n**Heidi C. spends about 15 mins deciding if she wants the bag, discussing it with my friends**\n\nHeidi C.: I think I'm going to pass...thanks though.\nSA: Are you sure? It's 50% off, $495 is a good deal.\nHeidi C.: I know, thanks though.\n\nAND GUESS WHAT? I DID MY RESEARCH AFTERWARDS AND THAT EXACT FURLA BAG WAS PRICED ORIGINALLY AT $475. EXCUSE ME? SO THE DAMN SALES ASSOCIATES AT THIS VERY BRIGHTON WERE TRYING TO RIP ME OFF, BY TELLING ME THE BAG WAS A GRAND WHEN IT REALLY WASN'T, THEN TRYING TO LURE ME TO BUY IT BY TELLING ME THAT IT'S 50% OFF WHEN IT REALLY WASN'T AT ALL. THEN THEY PROCEED TO TELL ME THAT IT'S $495 WHEN THE ORIGINAL PRICE IS $475. THAT'S $20 MORE. WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?? \n\nI AM SO TICKED OFF BY THIS BRIGHTON. IMAGINE HOW MUCH ANGRIER I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAD I PURCHASED THAT FURLA BAG. IF I COULD BURN THIS BRIGHTON DOWN WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW, I SOOOO WOULD.\n\nLadies & gents, do your research next time you go handbag shopping. \nI definitely learned from this experience. \n\nF YOU BRIGHTON COLLECTIBLES.
Class: captivatingly


Example: I love this location! Amanda is the best and I will continue to drive to this location regardless of where I reside in the area. There seems to be high turnover for the front desk personnel so they never seem to know much about what's going on.
Class: Zalambdodonta


Example: This was my reaction when I walked in yesterday and found out that Amy had quit. http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?select=6Bes4Ja9v-V4abG_lH53ag&userid=JM0GL6Dx4EuZ1mprLk5Gyg\n\nWithout Amy this place just isn't the same. I don't think I'm gonna go outta my way to come here anymore. It's pretty far from my house, and it's become a f*cking sausagefest of horrific proportions. Aaron K and I used to come here about once a week to perform our weekly womanizing, but that just ain't possible anymore. In the words of a NW Vegas local: \""I am a frustration and dissapoint\"". \n\nBobby is still the coolest guy in Las Vegas. My advice for all you guys is to come after midnight when Bobby is working. He is the kitchen manager, and he makes sure the food tastes excellent. The burgers here are way better than Steak & Shake or Stripburger. Don't get me wrong, I love Steak & Shake, but somehow Bobby's burgers are light years ahead of them. Also, like I mentioned in my previous review, Bobby knows everything! He is like the real life Dr. Manhattan, I mean he can see into  the future and stuff. You can literally ask him about anything and he will know the answer. \n\nI bet a lot of my Yelp friends and followers are wondering: \""Why is RP hanging out at a bar? I thought he was straight edge.\"" Well, I don't drink here, I just come for the food. And believe me, the food on graveyard is way better than any 24 hour coffee shop at a Casino. \n\nNow, if Bobby quits I am gonna give this place a 1-star review.
Class: Zalambdodonta
Classify the following: This place is still great!\n\nI get the Burrito with Flour Tortilla, Kalua Pork, Seaweed Rice, Black Beans, Cabbage and Lettuce.  For Salsas, I got the Mango & Roasted Corn and Tomato W/ Grilled Maui Onion.\n\nCoconut Bark - Awesome!\n\nI went here with my wife about two weeks ago for some dinner. We came around 8:00pm.  I have to admit, this time I was screaming and dying inside.  I didn't get as big as a portion as I normally do with my Kalua Pork.  The food was still good, however I was a little disappointment.   \n\nConsistency is key here.   I will give this place another try again, this has to be a fluke!