Text - Yelp, I love you.\n\nWhy now? Because I wouldn't have gone to this show without your recommendation, and I am so glad I did. \n\nNow, the price for this show is usually cheap enough, but they were handing out free tickets outside of Harrah's! I just had to pay $10 for cheap wine, and I threw in an extra $5 to get VIP seating, because I like when I get to call myself a VIP. \n\nOf course, the VIP seating resulted in me catching the rope at the end of the first trick, so I got to go on stage for the next one. Even though I looked like a dork when I wrote my name on the wrong side of the card (I never said I was smart), it was super fun. \n\nThe whole show was awesome. Mac King obviously has great enthusiasm for what he does and is both an amazing showman and a fantastic magician. The tricks never went where I thought they would, and they were always fascinating. Let's just say I've paid a lot more for magic shows that weren't nearly as compelling. \n\nDefinitely check it out.
Group - flatness


Text - I went in for a massage because I've been so stressed with school and work lately. When I was filling out paperwork I made sure that they understood that I needed a really relaxing and easy going massage just to take my mind off of things. When I went into the massage I told her that the whole point was just to be a fun and relaxing experience. Instead she used too much pressure even when I told her to let up. Every time she pressed harder on a sensitive region I would cringe and tense up which made her push harder. When I was done she told me that I was too tense and it was worrisome for my age. She then recommended that I sign up for a membership so I could get all the tension worked out. This place took what was suppose to be a relaxing experience and turned it into a way to try to boost their gross profit. So disappointed. No one should come out of a massage more stressed than they were before.
Group - mispassion


Text - I drink coffee and I drink it daily so majority of the time I let quality suffer for convenience and drink the bitter, burned  stomach unsettling coffee from Starbucks.  There are usually between 2-5 Starbucks at every intersection so good coffee shops have been pushed out due to the American love of drive thru's.  ( I am part of that crowd :( ). One thing you can NEVER get from a BS coffee shop like Starbucks is a Toddy if you don't know what that is feel free to blow your brains out cause you have no idea what iced coffee should taste like.  Even the iced americanos which are brewed traditionally are amazing, no bitterness, no burnt flavor, nothing but smooth deliciousness.  The caffeine level of the coffee is also perfect, high like I like it (that sounds funny).  Either way Press is my favorite coffee shop, I was upset when they shut the city north location but I moved and this location is super close now they also have one at Skyharbor so if your trying to stay awake during that flight hit them up.  Honestly way better than Cartel, if you like Cartel Press will blow you away.
Group - flatness


Text - Torn between a three star and four star review.  The three star side is the washers are old. There are 4 extra large washers in the back.  It's $1.50 for the regular washers, and $3 for the large ones.  The dryers are 25 cents for 9 minutes. \n\nThe reason for the 4 star review is the guy who owns the place is often in the laundromat, saying hi to the customers and making sure every thing is running great.  They used to have an awesome wall art installation, but it was recently taken down.  Hopefully he'll do something equally neat.
Group - flatness


Text - After hearing so much hype about this Phoenix \""staple\"", decided to give it a try on a Saturday lunch. Came late, so fairly empty with workers wrapping up the lunch rush. A ton of samples, more than enough to fill your appetite. Let's break it down:\n\nSandwiches: Dunno why they were in such a rush, there was no one around. Was not asked if my sandwich was here/to-go, so they sloppily threw together my veggie sandwich together and wrapped it. By the time I opened it (uhh...3 minutes later), my bread had already been nasty SOAKED by the overly soggy roasted red peppers. Gross.\n\nSalad: If you call dumping a bunch of unappetizing bland lettuce together and slabbing 2 scoopfuls of excessively- mayoed \""chicken walnut salad\"" on top a \""salad\"", and charge me almost 8 bucks? Seriously?\n\nSoup: I could whip up the same crap from my kitchen with a can of Cambell's tomato soup and 3 cups of Morton salt. \n\nCookies: Alright, I'll give them some credit. \n\nDon't waste your time and money. Unless you're really dying from some lard-filled cookie craving.
Group - mispassion


Text - Pricey due to high esplanade rent. Great stop before or after your AMC. Choose pastries not baguette. \n\n--wow. $65 for two sandwiches with side salads, bottle of lemonade, sparkling water and dessert.  \n--baguettes not authentic. \n--pasta salad bland\n--but its all about the bread for a proper sandwich mixte avec crudities. And this bread was NOT it. \n--great cafe feel and French owners lend authenticity\n--worth it for the the pastries. \n\nStill on a quest for the proper French baguette.
Group - mispassion
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I've been coming by this place for years. The owner and/or staff are nice and friendly but it's reeeeely not a very good resale place. I buy expensive, never from an outlet, name brand kids clothes and I bring them in in great condition. I never leave feeling satisfied with my exchange. Like not one time. I continue to find low budget cheap brands like Mossimo, Old Navy and some brand from Wal-Mart (I don't shop for clothes at Wal-Mart, I had to ask!) I bring in Quicksilver, Under Armour and Abercrombie, barely worn and they pass them up. Every time. I will come out with less than $10-$20 which is not even worth the trip. I don't know the last time I bought something from them, it's been a while. Their selection is usually worn, dated and brands I would never dress my kid in. But they do have a nice shop. I like that they have dressing rooms and sizes even up to 0 and 2 so I can shop for myself from time to time. The prices don't really reflect the brands. For the money and the experience, I think I'd rather go to Nordstrom Rack.