Text - I love The Liberty!  I heard about it through friends and checked it out on Yelp.  I've only been there once, but it was amazing!  \n\nWe started with the Poutine Grown Up Cheese Fries!  Phenomenal!  Short ribs are one of my favorite things on planet Earth and to put that one crispy fries is a work of genius!  After that, I had the Southern Crunch Burger.  Delicious as well!  The pimentos cheese and the jalape\u00f1o bacon add a nice amount of spice to the burger.  And the chips!  Wow!  The chips stayed crunchy and didn't get soggy.  It was arguably the best burger I've ever had!  Seriously!\n\nI washed it down with a great beer from Birdsong!  The Honey Pie IPA. \n\nI can't wait to go back to The Liberty!
Group - Bandusian


Text - Met up with a few friends over the weekend to get some drinks after work.  Figured we would get a few drinks and catch up on life, but i had no idea that I was walking into a Holiday Wonderland!\n\nNow there is decorating for the holidays, and then there is a Coach House holiday decorating.  Not an inch is spared for their all out, in your face holiday cheer.  From the wrapping paper, tinsel, tree ornaments, and christmas lights everywhere, it is abundantly clear that it is that magical time of the year.\n\nBeyond the holiday decor, Coach House is a pretty awesome place.  The drinks are cheap and the bartenders are quick to pour you your favorite beverage.  There's a good mix of crowds, from those pesky college kids to the young professionals to those seasoned, wiser souls.  Its a bit loud and rowdy inside, but hey, what bar isn't?  Also, if you prefer a good amount of personal space, Coach House may not be up your alley.  Expect to  get close to those around you while enjoying your drinks.
Group - Bandusian


Text - Food is always yummy here, but the service here is a bit.. Meh. I don't really know why I was given a kids cup as I was holding an adult menu and I don't think I look 8.  Service was totally absent and didn't do anything for us
Group - Bandusian


Text - Unnecessary frustration.\nRoute made no sense geographically, as admitted by the driver and the dispatcher that I called as soon as I found out that after being picked up in the South Hills of Pittsburgh we were headed back into downtown AWAY FROM THE AIRPORT for 2 additional pick-ups \""add-ons\"" that were last minute after my reservation. The driver was courteous and the 1-800 answered the phone.
Group - unperplex


Text - Do you ever have chicken katsu cravings?  If you don't, you're going to start having some after your visit.\n\nWhat is it I love about their katsu...\n1. The ratio of juicy meat to super crunchy panko breading is absolutely perfect, there's not too much chicken and the breading isn't so crunchy that it cuts up the roof of your mouth.\n2. It will still be crispy after a 15 minute drive home.  \n3. The creaminess of the macaroni salad is a perfect balance for the crispy katsu pieces.  Yes it may be cooked beyond al dente, but what do you expect?  This ain't no 5 star restaurant.  \n\nI've had other things on the menu but what keeps me coming back is their chicken katsu and super friendly service.
Group - Bandusian


Text - Seriously? What a disappointment. From all the commercials and advertisements I would have expected to walk into a luxury establishment with extremely knowledgeable and helpful.\n\nAfter we walked into the store with carpet and ugly display cases, the place was flooded with kids, and even a dog. It was worse than Kay jewelers. \n\nThe entire time the salesperson was trying to qualify us, asking where we worked, and showing us cheap Pre-made checklists as to what was included with Shane vs. what other jewelers had.\n\nThe gentleman then took out a diamond and a cheap plastic handheld microscope that was plastic and had the \""Shane company\"" emblem on the side.\n\nNowhere on the floor was a real microscope to actually look at the diamond.\n\nThe entire time all the salesperson did was speak of the layaway and payment programs they offered. I'm paying cash for a ring, not financing it and didn't need to constantly hear about the \""options\"" that I had.\n\nOh, and about the \""largest selection\""... What a joke. Everything was \""available\"" on their website and would have to be shipped in. They only had 5 styles that my girlfriend actually liked.\n\nSave your time, skip this cheap, corny, non-luxury box store that just advertises 100x better than all the other ones.
Group - unperplex


Text - I'm staying near the Desert Ridge area for about a month and have been here twice. However, after the last experience, I think it will be a while since I come here again or recommend this place to friends.\n\nThe first time I came here was around lunch time since we were at Desert Ridge and looking for a bite to eat.  We ordered a combo of appetizers and entrees.\n\nMac & Cheese Bites with Truffle Dip - it is okay, just little balls of mac and cheese that is later fried. When you bite into it, it is airy and there isn't a whole lot of taste to it.\n\nZucchini Fritti with Truffle Dip - I wouldn't recommend this appetizer again unless they keep an eye on how long they fry the zucchini.  The idea sounds good, long strips of zucchini that is fried almost like thin strips of chips, however, what came out was less than desired.  Most of what was on our plate was over fried. I don't mean \""golden brown\"" either, but like dark brown, inedible pieces.  We didn't complain to the waiter but he must've seen that most of the plate was untouched.\n\nPenne Rustica - roasted chicken, shrimp, rosemary cream, prosciutto, parmesan. This was alright, I thought the pasta was a bit overcooked and not al dente, but it wasn't mushy either.\n\nSweet Corn & Clam Fettuccine- clams, pancetta, celery, cream, white wine, green onion.  My friend ordered this and substituted with penne pasta instead. She seemed to like it although found it to be a bit too heavy as she got to the end of the dish.\n\nService was fine on our first visit.\n\nThen about two weeks later I took my aunt/uncle who were visiting from out of town. We decided to stop here for a late lunch. It was around 1:45 pm by now.\nWhen we entered, most of the dining area was empty with the exception of two small tables that had people who were eating. The annoying part of this was that we waited for almost 10 minutes before anyone came by to actually seat us, we basically gone unnoticed and there was 3 of us with 2 more on their way. I had to approach someone to mention we would like to be seated. If we didn't already arrange to meet my aunt and uncle to meet us there already, I would've left the restaurant and gone elsewhere. \n \nWe ordered a few appetizers to share, and I mentioned to our table not to order the zucchini fritti after last time's bad experience.\n\nCalamari Fritti - fried calamari was actually pretty good. The batter was light and there was a fair amount of calmari to share.\n \nLobster-Stuffed Clams- clams, pancetta, garlic breadcrumbs, red pepper aioli. This was a disappointing item. It sounded good from the description, but the clams were tiny, couldn't find much (if any lobster) and you tasted more breadcrumbs than anything else.\n\nShrimp Portofino - jumbo shrimp, capellini, spinach, mushrooms, pine nuts, lemon butter. This this was fine, perhaps a bit too much oil for my taste.\n \nThe rest of the group ordered the combo lunch specials and then another ordered the sweet corn & clam fettuccine. \n\nThe service this time wasn't very good. Yes, she came to get our drinks when we first sat down, but we had to flag her down to take our orders and also to get us some more bread and refill our drinks midway.  Mind you, this place had a total of 3 tables including us and there were a few waitstaff working that day.  Paying for the bill took forever as well.\n\nOverall, the food isn't terrible here but there are some dishes better than others. Service I wish would be more consistent.
Group - unperplex


Text - This place sucks, they first off lied to me and my guy about the prices over the phone when we booked are rooms...jerks oh and this made me so mad the pool closes at six they kicked us 0UT at 5:40 apparently they always close at that time then change your signs and there slots are tight as a virgin.
Group - unperplex
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Quote spoken upon grabbing a seat at the bar; \""Uhhhh...when I go out to a greasy spoon place for breakfast, I don't actually want to SEE grease on my spoon!\""\n\nThis place is filthy. Dirty, dirty, dirty! \n\nCouldn't even finish half of my breakfast for fear of what kind of dirt and grime,(bugs!) were lurking in the areas of the kitchen that I couldn't see. I am by no means a germo-phobe but, I could not get over the filth of the dining area, what I saw behind the counter, and the kitchen sight lines. A little elbow grease combined with soap, water and sanitizer could go a long way! I just can't understand how this place wins Madison best of polls, routinely. Too bad, I was hoping this could be my neighborhood breakfast place, it will not be!