Example: It's a nice bar.  They make a solid Hendricks martini.  That's it.
Class: Nevada


Example: Careful, everything you feared about dentists are true with this one. I have come in twice with these folks, and both experiences were not great.\n\nFirst time I went in, it was somewhat OK experience, the assistant was nice and friendly, but however I felt he was still training as he probably dosed me with enough radiation that I had to look up the effects from Chernobyl from so many x-rays due to mistakes.\n\nNext the cleaning was really quick, and they did not floss my teeth. Finally the dentist arrived. he was very friendly. took a quick view of my teeth and then moved on to a slide show to show me the problems. Obviously I felt like this was  a sales pitch to try and upgrade to super human teeth to chew through metal, or maybe it was a scare me straight tactic, either way I felt uncomfortable and a waste of my time as I don't know what I'm looking at or if that is normal at my age, so blah. \n\nAnyways I spent total of 5 minutes with him and hes gone, got my goodie bag and left. \n\nThe second time I fear was my complete undoing of the place. Different assistant, felt like she had waaaaaay less training as well  this time more painful. She really dug in, and hooked my gums, I clinched in pain and she asked what kind of pain it was, i said acute pain. She said that was a cavity, i know she was wrong cause it was on the side of my gum that she stabbed not my tooth, i can tell the difference in pain. She did this a few other times, I really wanted to just get up and leave at that point and finally the pain was over. \n\nFinally the dentist came in, same sales pitch less time may 3 minutes. On the way out the staff was somewhat rude after payment.\n\nFinal conclusion: This is the first time I am actually scared to go back to them. I will spend the extra money to go out of network to see any of my older dentists.
Class: dorsointestinal


Example: Finally made it here with the boyfriend. He ordered the Crazy Alfredo and i had the Melrose with chicken.  They give a basket of really good garlic bread..i loved it because i like garlic but for those of you who dont..beware it has a lot of garlic chunks.  The pastas were good. Not bad...but pricey considering pasta cost nothing to make at home...which i did this week.  I was able recreate the Melrose add chicken and shrimp and made it better.  Overall...it was good. The Oreo Tartufa was ridiculous.  Id go back just for that!!!
Class: Nevada


Example: I'm giving this restaurant a generous two stars for the following reasons: service was terrible and the quality of the food did not justify the price.\n\nThe waitress was all but totally absent from our table.  She refilled our drinks once, didn't even bring out our entrees, and only appeared to drop off the checks.  The worst part?--the place wasn't that crowded.\n\nAs for the food, I ordered a fillet, and after the menu discouraged me from ordering anything but a bloody steak, I broke down and opted for medium-well.  This place's medium-well was the equivalent of a normal steakhouse's well-done.  Don't get me wrong, the fillet was juicy and had a good taste, but the portion and overall quality certainly did not justify the above $30 price.\n\nIf you have to eat here, go for the burgers or other \""bar\"" food, not the steak, which ironically, is the restaurant's namesake.
Class: dorsointestinal
Classify the following: The croissants were too rich, though the prices were quite reasonable.  What really was even more unappealing though was the attitude the waiting staff had.  I bought my croissant and espresso and went out to the patio to enjoy the beautiful weather, only to have a waiter order me to leave in French.  I explained to him that I was not from around here and was perfectly willing to be served, but he cut me off and asked me to leave.  I walked off in disgust, but only after talking to the manager and the waiter himself, telling each that their attitude was unbecoming for a business with their apparent reputation.