Example: Called on a Tuesday to inquire about replacement sheet of glass for my TEC grill. The gentleman who answered the phone said it would cost $149, take about 3 weeks, and he wanted 50% down to place the order. Then I called TEC directly. TEC said it would be $70 and I'd get it by the end of the week. It arrived today, Friday. Talk about price gouging!
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Example: I've been quiet about this place for far too long!! I have been coming here for the past 4 years and won't go anywhere else!! Lillian takes such good care of me.\n\n Right before I started coming here I had an accident that damaged my thumb permanently. I don't have a thumb nail to work with but that didn't stop Lillian. She knew just what to do to make it look beautiful again. Seriously no one can tell I have a deformed thumb. She is an artist!!! \n\nThey have the best pedi chairs around and plenty for all of your friends to come together. \n\nAlthough they do accept walk-in appts, I recommend calling ahead to make sure they can accommodate your schedule.  Oh, and ask about happy hour, not sure when it is but they do give a discount during that time.
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Example: Yep definitely not doing this again.  Out with friends, all ordered steak.  First of all waitress was clueless took a while just to get a drink order which by the way we did not get when she finally came back to take our dinner order.  When taking our dinner order she was asked where our drinks were at and told they are made and be right out, whhhhhatttttt!   Okay so finally get our drinks and never get checked on for refills.  Now we get our food, 3 of 4 steaks are correct. 1 ordered medium well came back seared on the outside and bloody in the middle, which was bleeding out onto the plate, it was immeadiately sent back.  New one comes and is so tuff it can't be cut with a knife, it gets sent back.  Third steak finally comes now everyone is pretty much done eating except for the one still waiting for staff to get it right, and tada they got it right.  Took 3 attempts and over an hour of our time.  I'd give it no stars but I was hungry and ate my steak or I would have left after second attempt.
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Example: I don't live in Urbana anymore and this is definitely one of the places I miss the most! \nI have never once been disappointed by the food or service at this place.\nDo yourself a favor and start off with the Texas Caviar as an appetizer, you can thank me later.\nI normally always got the smoked salmon sandwich. I've never been a huge fan of coleslaw, but the way theirs is prepared, and ON the actual sandwich, is just delicious. The sweet potato fries are too good as is any other side I've ever ventured to try.\nAlso the, I think it's called the Carolina burger, a fat delicious burger with pulled pork on top is really good too!\nYou may very well have to wait, but it is so so so worth it.
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Example: I checked out the reviews on here when trying to pick a place for my birthday. I was pretty hesitant, but I found myself in Tempe last night and decided to check it out to see first-hand if it would be birthday-worthy. It was pretty busy compared to some of the other places on Mill on a summer Thursday. The space was just kind of strange - small inside, but a good patio. There were hardcore country dancers on the small dance floor, and I was happy to see it because I got the impression it was just another bar using a gimmick to dress young servers in small clothes (they looked good!) but not really authentically country. Sounds like on the weekend it may change over, but on a weeknight, they were playing country music! Don't think I'll go there for my birthday - I already felt old there as it was - and if I need a country fix, I think I'm more likely to stick to the original - Toby's!
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Example: Casino smells like shit and carpet cleaner, security are assfucks not letting passing guests use waiting room with no one there.
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Example: Nothing fancy or memorable about flying with them, but they do get me to where I need to go.
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Example: Excellent service from this company for high end watch repair. I have used them several times on two of my watches. Excellent. Real craftsmen.
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Classify the following: Is Kmart what can I say I just happened to stop by and look around but is not worth it.  I rather go to Walmart