A Mirror for Futility


Summary 
"Captain's log, stardate 5470. The Enterprise is on routine patrol on the outer fringes of Federation territory facing the intergalactic gulf. We are preparing to terminate the patrol. Nothing unusual has been encountered. Log concluded."

Near the end of the patrol, Mr. Sulu reports readings of extremely powerful radiation near the edge of their sensor range. Spock notes that it is unlike any natural phenomenon. Captain Kirk orders them to approach it and investigate when Sulu suggests that there are possibly two centers.

As they approach it, they discover that there are two enormous starships, each at least sixty times the mass of the Enterprise, in combat with each other, using weapons that Spock cannot describe and communicating in languages that Uhura cannot decipher, even with the universal translator.

Finally, one of the ships contacts the Enterprise, identifying itself as Red Worm of the Unified Dray Peoples. It does not recognize the Federation, and tells them that it assumes that they are neutral. Dr. McCoy tells Kirk to confirm that, but before Kirk can, they are contacted by the other vessel, introducing itself as Renderer, a warship of the Nax Empire. Kirk asks Spock if he can find information on either civilization. While he searches, both signals fade, and the two warships concentrate on attacking one another again.

Spock reports that both civilizations can only be found in myth, and are both reported to have died out over 150,000 years ago. Kirk contacts both ships asking to speak to an officer, but both seem to be unmanned. Spock speculates that both are run by computer and have been engaging in such combat for 150 millennia. Unfortunately, the ships are on course to the heart of the Federation.

Kirk contacts the two ships, suggesting they go elsewhere, but both take offense. Spock, McCoy, and Kirk discuss the situation, coming to the conclusion that they need to bluff the combatants. Kirk does so, threatening the arrival of thousands of Federation warships if they continue on their current course. As he sends the message, the Enterprise jumps to warp 8, just as the two ships fire on their previous position and move to pursue.

The two vessels are now headed away from the Federation, but still in pursuit of the Enterprise as they continue to battle each other. The Enterprise slowly increases speed, pulling away from them, but neither of the two ships appear to notice, too involved with each other. The Enterprise sets course for Starbase 14, knowing that the two ships are so evenly matched that they will not likely cause any problems again in the future.

Memorable quotes 
"A trick! I see through you now! There is no such thing as a "United Federation of Planets." It was a low ploy of you, blashphemer, to attempt to fool me into assuming a weaker tactical position."
"You are quick, quick, evil monster! Did you truly think to trick me, me, with such a feeble lie! This United Federation, this tiny fabrication masquerading as an inhabited ship, is but a decoy, manufactured in your own perverted factories! You will pay for that. Die, social misfit!"
"I shall extinguish your noiseomness imperial vileness!"
 - Red Worm and Renderer, during combat

Background information 
 This story was sometimes accompanied by a comic book telling of the story. The comic book did make some errors in character depiction however:
 Sulu is shown as a black man in a science uniform (blue).
 Uhura is shown as a blond Caucasian woman.

Releases 
 This story was released a total of five times during the Peter Pan Records run. It could be found on Records #2, #8, #9 (re-release of #8), #10 (re-release of #2), and #22.

Characters 

 James T. Kirk  Enterprise captain.
 Spock Enterprise exec and science officer.
 Leonard McCoy  Enterprise surgeon.
 Montgomery Scott  Enterprise chief engineer.
 Hikaru Sulu  Enterprise helmsman.
 Uhura  Enterprise communications officer.

References 
 Starbase 14  A Federation Starbase.
 Red Worm  333rd super-dreadnought spaceship built by the Unified Dray Peoples.
 Renderer  A warship built by the Nax Empire.
 Nax Empire and Unified Dray  Two civilizations that flourished over 150,000 years before, and enemies to one another.

Mirror for Futility, A
Mirror for Futility, A