Merp
Merp was an alien male Starfleet operations division officer who served on the  during the late 24th century. 

In 2380, Merp held the rank of lieutenant. He was in the shuttlebay when D'Vana Tendi arrived on the Yosemite in 2380. He was later present in the ship's bar, after the rage virus had been eliminated. ()

He was among the engineering crew present in main engineering when Sam Rutherford requested a transfer to another department. ()

Rutherford imagined him, along with the rest of the engineering staff, having their minds blown if he'd brought back a T88 from the . During the same mission, he was also aboard the Vancouver when Mariner accused him of pulling Barbara Brinson's hair after Brinson accused Mariner herself of it; when in fact, Mariner had just cut off a lock of it. Mariner continued to give Merp flack for the incident, telling him, "[t]hat's messed up, bro. Get out of here before I do a citizen's court martial." He held his hand up, dismissing Mariner, as he walked away. ()

He watched the emergence of a space vessel lifeform from the hull of the  through a Cerritos viewing port. ()

Merp was promoted to the rank of full commander by late that year, when he later attended Shaxs funeral. ()

In 2381, he participated in the training drills presented by Shari yn Yem, where he participated in and failed the simulation, Teleportation Death Tag. ()

USS Cerritos personnel
Starfleet operations personnel
Merp's species