Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories? Include exactly 2 bullet points in your response. The bullet points should be in the form of:
* This is bullet 1
* This is bullet 2
...
. make sure that words with all capital letters appear less than 2 times. Your answer must have at least 3 placeholders, wrapped in square brackets, such as [author]. The response must include the keywords Javascript. end it with a post script starting with P.P.S. Respond with at least 3 sentences. reply should include the word "best" at least 4 times.
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reply should include the word "best" at least 4 times make sure that words with all capital letters appear less than 2 times Respond with at least 3 sentences Your answer must have at least 3 placeholders, wrapped in square brackets, such as [author] The response must include the keywords Javascript Include exactly 2 bullet points in your response. The bullet points should be in the form of:
* This is bullet 1
* This is bullet 2
...
 end it with a post script starting with P.P.S