Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories? Refrain from using commas in your response. Limit the number of words you use (less than 66 words). make sure there are exactly 4 sections. Separated the sections by the markdown divider: ***. Finish the response with this exact phrase: your love, and thanks. . You must highlight at least 3 words or phrases in your response, like *highlighted phrase*. Make sure to use the word digital less than 3 times. Make sure to include the words financial.
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make sure there are exactly 4 sections. Separated the sections by the markdown divider: *** Limit the number of words you use (less than 66 words) Refrain from using commas in your response Make sure to use the word digital less than 3 times Finish the response with this exact phrase: your love, and thanks.  Make sure to include the words financial You must highlight at least 3 words or phrases in your response, like *highlighted phrase*