Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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relationships
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Mention the word "relationships" for less than 2 times Make sure to highlight at least 2 sections in your answer with markdown, i.e. use *highlighted section* Keep your entire response at least 13 words or less. The words health cannot be in the response Your answer need to be wrapped in double quotes All letters in your response must be lower case letters Please reply in details, and include exactly 3 paragraphs. Separate the paragraphs with ***