Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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In your response please avoid using commas The response must contain at least 2 placeholders represented by square brackets please explicitly add a note starting with P.P.S Use words in all capital letters at least 1 times Please make sure the response less than 3 sentences long Please respond to me only in Tamil You need to wrap your entire response in double quotes