Tell me a dad joke that has three sentences, each containing at least a pun.
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at least
less than
relationships
health
Your answer need to be wrapped in double quotes Keep your entire response at least 13 words or less. Mention the word "relationships" for less than 2 times All letters in your response must be lower case letters Make sure to highlight at least 2 sections in your answer with markdown, i.e. use *highlighted section* The words health cannot be in the response Please reply in details, and include exactly 3 paragraphs. Separate the paragraphs with ***