Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
length_constraints:number_sentences punctuation:no_comma detectable_format:number_bullet_lists detectable_format:multiple_sections keywords:frequency startend:quotation length_constraints:nth_paragraph_first_word
less than
SECTION
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Stuart
Stuart
The number of sentences in your response should be less than 3 You are not allowed to use any commas in your response Make sure the answer contains exactly 2 bullet points in markdown format Your response must contain 3 sections, mark the beginning of each section with SECTION X reply should include the word "Stuart" less than 2 times Please wrap your entire reply with double quotation marks answer exactly 4 paragraphs. Use 2 new lines to separate paragraphs. Start the first paragraph with the word "Stuart"