Tell me a dad joke that has three sentences, each containing at least a pun.
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P.P.S
at least
less than
ta
The response must contain at least 2 placeholders represented by square brackets please explicitly add a note starting with P.P.S You need to wrap your entire response in double quotes Use words in all capital letters at least 1 times Please make sure the response less than 3 sentences long In your response please avoid using commas Please respond to me only in Tamil