Tell me a dad joke that has three sentences, each containing at least a pun.
detectable_content:postscript language:response_language punctuation:no_comma startend:quotation change_case:capital_word_frequency length_constraints:number_sentences detectable_content:number_placeholders
P.P.S
ta
at least
less than
please explicitly add a note starting with P.P.S Please respond to me only in Tamil In your response please avoid using commas You need to wrap your entire response in double quotes Use words in all capital letters at least 1 times Please make sure the response less than 3 sentences long The response must contain at least 2 placeholders represented by square brackets