Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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P.S.
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HARSH
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At the end of your response, please explicitly add a postscript starting with P.S. Your answer must also contain at least 1 placeholder (an example of a placeholder is [address]) response should be entirely in Telugu, no other language is allowed Include exactly 3 bullet points in your response. The bullet points should be in the form of:
* This is bullet 1
* This is bullet 2
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 Write exactly 4 paragraphs each separated with two new lines answering this instruction. The fourth paragraph must start with "HARSH" In your response please avoid using commas Add stress words which are capitalized. Limit those stress words for less than 4 times