Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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at least
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relationships
health
Make sure to highlight at least 2 sections in your answer with markdown, i.e. use *highlighted section* Your answer need to be wrapped in double quotes Please reply in details, and include exactly 3 paragraphs. Separate the paragraphs with *** Keep your entire response at least 13 words or less. All letters in your response must be lower case letters Mention the word "relationships" for less than 2 times The words health cannot be in the response