Tell me a dad joke that has three sentences, each containing at least a pun.
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Response must also contain exactly 4 bullet points in markdown format. Use * to indicate bullets, like:
* xyz
* abc
* opq Put the response into at least 5 sections, separated using 3 asterisks *** You need to wrap your entire response in double quotes Please respond to me only in Thai the response should include less than 1 words in all capital letters.In your response, use words with all capital letters less than 1 times Do not include any commas in your response Please include at least 2 placeholders represented by square brackets, such as [address]