Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
length_constraints:nth_paragraph_first_word detectable_format:multiple_sections keywords:letter_frequency detectable_content:number_placeholders keywords:forbidden_words keywords:existence change_case:capital_word_frequency
falling
Section
less than
e
falling
heart
less than
Write exactly 2 paragraphs each separated with two new lines answering this instruction. The first paragraph must start with "falling" Make sure to include at least 3 sections marking the beginning of each section with 'Section X' The letter e should show up less than 5 times make sure it contains at least 1 placeholders represented by square brackets, such as [name] Do not include the keywords: falling The response must include the keywords heart Respond with less than 4 words be in all capital letters