Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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Stuart
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answer exactly 4 paragraphs. Use 2 new lines to separate paragraphs. Start the first paragraph with the word "Stuart" You are not allowed to use any commas in your response Please wrap your entire reply with double quotation marks Make sure the answer contains exactly 2 bullet points in markdown format Your response must contain 3 sections, mark the beginning of each section with SECTION X The number of sentences in your response should be less than 3 reply should include the word "Stuart" less than 2 times