Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
punctuation:no_comma detectable_format:number_highlighted_sections keywords:frequency startend:end_checker length_constraints:number_words keywords:existence length_constraints:number_paragraphs
less than
digital
your love, and thanks.
less than
financial
Refrain from using commas in your response You must highlight at least 3 words or phrases in your response, like *highlighted phrase* Make sure to use the word digital less than 3 times Finish the response with this exact phrase: your love, and thanks.  Limit the number of words you use (less than 66 words) Make sure to include the words financial make sure there are exactly 4 sections. Separated the sections by the markdown divider: ***