Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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Section
heart
falling
falling
less than
less than
e
Make sure to include at least 3 sections marking the beginning of each section with 'Section X' The response must include the keywords heart Do not include the keywords: falling make sure it contains at least 1 placeholders represented by square brackets, such as [name] Write exactly 2 paragraphs each separated with two new lines answering this instruction. The first paragraph must start with "falling" Respond with less than 4 words be in all capital letters The letter e should show up less than 5 times