Can you write a short funny story about a middle aged man working a office job and his daily live, which uses many different tropes from Chinese xanxia and wuxia stories?
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Stuart
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answer exactly 4 paragraphs. Use 2 new lines to separate paragraphs. Start the first paragraph with the word "Stuart" The number of sentences in your response should be less than 3 Make sure the answer contains exactly 2 bullet points in markdown format You are not allowed to use any commas in your response reply should include the word "Stuart" less than 2 times Please wrap your entire reply with double quotation marks Your response must contain 3 sections, mark the beginning of each section with SECTION X