:>Top Ten Ways Slick Willie Could Improve His Standing With Americans
:>
:>10. Institute a national sales tax to pay for the socialization of
:>    America's health care resources.
:>
:>9.  Declare war on Serbia. Reenact the draft.
:>
:>8.  Stimulate the economy with massive income transfers to Democtratic
:>    constituencies.
:>
:>7.  Appoint an unrepetent socialist like Mario Cuomo to the Suprmeme Court.
:>
:>6.  Focus like a laser beam on gays in the military.
:>
:>5.  Put Hillary in charge of the Ministry of Truth and move Stephanopoulos
:>    over to socialzed health care.
:>
:>4.  Balance the budget through confiscatory taxation.
:>
:>3.  Remind everyone, again, how despite the Democrats holding the
:>    Presidency, the majority of seats in the House, and in the Senate,
:>    the Republicans have still managed to block his tax-and-spend programs.
:>
:>2.  Go back to England and get a refresher course in European Socialism.
:>

  ***SNIP***

And the number one way Slick Willie could improve his standing with
Americans...

(Drum roll Anton)

1.  Get himself an appointment with Dr. Kervorkian - and keep it!

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