Rick: I refuse to answer a literal call to adventure, Morty. Let it go to voicemail!
Morty: Rick, the Vindicators only call when the universe itself is at stake! They're first line of defense against evil! They're the guardians of the unguarded!
Rick: They're the writers of their own press releases, Morty! They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking and twenty minutes jumping around while shit blows up. They're a phase. We did one, it was the big event of that summer. Let it die.
Morty: I, Morty Smith, invoke my right to choose one in every ten Rick and Morty adventures.  Read 'em and weep.
Rick: God... fuckin' dammit!  Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you.
Morty: Yes!  Vindicator command ship, beacon received! We're doing Vindicators Twoooooooooo!
Rick: 
Rick: I refuse to answer a literal call to adventure, Morty. Let it go to voicemail!
Morty: Rick, the Vindicators only call when the universe itself is at stake! They're first line of defense against evil! They're the guardians of the unguarded!
Rick: They're the writers of their own press releases, Morty! They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking and twenty minutes jumping around while shit blows up. They're a phase. We did one, it was the big event of that summer. Let it die.
Morty: I, Morty Smith, invoke my right to choose one in every ten Rick and Morty adventures.  Read 'em and weep.
Rick: God... fuckin' dammit!  Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you.
Morty: Yes!  Vindicator command ship, beacon received! We're doing Vindicators Twoooooooooo!
Rick: Whoops! Uh, Morty, you might want to freeze some sperm.
Whoops! Uh, Morty, you might want to freeze some sperm.