Testicle Monster A: You really think I'm that stupid?
Rick: Alright, hear me out on this. You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite. Well in that case there's 100% chance that you'll eventually do everything, including turning around to look behind you.
Testicle Monster A: I cannot argue that.
Rick: Ah, God, gross and weird!
Testicle Monster A: Chris!
Testicle Monster A: You killed my gun!
Rick: 
Testicle Monster A: You really think I'm that stupid?
Rick: Alright, hear me out on this. You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite. Well in that case there's 100% chance that you'll eventually do everything, including turning around to look behind you.
Testicle Monster A: I cannot argue that.
Rick: Ah, God, gross and weird!
Testicle Monster A: Chris!
Testicle Monster A: You killed my gun!
Rick: Summer, Morty, take off your collars!
Summer, Morty, take off your collars!