Candidate Morty: The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s debt.
Rick J-22: Holy shit.
Candidate Morty: But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive. A message… from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t
Campaign Manager Morty: Holy shit.  I don’t believe it! I-I can’t believe it!
Candidate Morty: I know.  That’s why you’re fired.
Rick J-22: Your life is a lie, man.  All your lives are lies! Don’t you get it?! They told us we were special because we were Ricks, but they stripped us of anything that made us unique!
Rick J-22: 
Candidate Morty: The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s debt.
Rick J-22: Holy shit.
Candidate Morty: But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive. A message… from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t
Campaign Manager Morty: Holy shit.  I don’t believe it! I-I can’t believe it!
Candidate Morty: I know.  That’s why you’re fired.
Rick J-22: Your life is a lie, man.  All your lives are lies! Don’t you get it?! They told us we were special because we were Ricks, but they stripped us of anything that made us unique!
Rick J-22: I-I-I want a portal gun. Unregistered, untraceable, with enough fluid to take me off this goddamn prison!
I-I-I want a portal gun. Unregistered, untraceable, with enough fluid to take me off this goddamn prison!