Cop Morty: Bootleg portal fluid.
Cop Morty: Guess his math was off. Search the place.
Cop Rick: It’s okay, Morty.
Cop Morty: Jesus!
Cop Rick: He stabbed me! He got me bad, Morty.
Cop Morty: Shh, it’s okay, you’re okay.
Cop Rick: You were right…  Everything I learned in the academy was--