Summer: Grandpa Rick wouldn't put up with this!
Beth: Stop saying his name! He abandoned us.
Jerry: Willem Dafoe! Th-That's the guy I couldn't think of this morning.
Beth: Don't make my mistake, Summer. Don't deify the people that leave you. You'll end up a horse surgeon in a world controlled by aliens whose medicine keeps horses  healthy forever.  Horses live longer than tortoises now. Is that what you want for yourself?
Summer: Maybe I just want you to care if I run away yelling!
Jerry: Ooh!
Rick: Oh, any particular ones? You want to see my first boner, or should we go straight to the moment I discovered interdimensional travel?