Alan: I wish he had the ability to check is attitude.
Rick: Alan Rails, ladies and gentleman. After his parents' tragic death in a railroad accident, he gained the power to summon ghiost trains. It's not all bad, though. They were spared having to see their grown son wear a whistle!
Rick: Thanks, Noob-Noob! This guy gets it.
Morty: Vance Maximus, Renegade Star Soldier!
Vance: Sorry I'm late. It was happy hour.
Morty: Happy hour.
Rick: Uh, I was also late because of my drinking and metioned it to zero applause.