Morty: You're missing the point, Dad. I don't want girls, I want Jessica!
Jerry: Ahhh, well,  I remember feeling that way about a young lady named your mom, and that's not an urban dis, your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her, I thought...
Rick: I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me.
Jerry: I beg your pardon, Rick, INAPPROPRIATE.
Rick: Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school.  I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty, his marriage is hanging from a thread.
Jerry: My marriage is fine, thank you.
Rick: Jerry, it's your house, whatever you say it is is how it is,  but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.