Testicle Monster A: I told you past the dinosaurs.
Testicle Monster A: Come on, man, it's this way...
Testicle Monster A: There he is, there he is, there he is, there he is, stop, stop.
Testicle Monster A: Yeah, that's him. Hey, man, remember me?  I got something for your ass! You don't mess with time! You don't fuck with time, motherfucker!
Jerry: The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk.
Beth: Jerry, get a job.
Rick: Uh, w-why don't you get it Jerry? you're the man of the house and you don't have a job.