Cop Morty: They had a little accident. They won't be causing any trouble anymore.
Cop Morty: Big Morty likes to contribute to keeping the peace in Mortytown.  Think of him as a drug lord, and us his cops on his payroll.
Cop Rick: Morty...
Cop Rick: M-m-my partner. Morty, you're right. Mortytown is bad, but that doesn't mean that we have to be.
Cop Morty: Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty. He's new. He doesn't understand how it works.
Cop Morty: Wh-why would you say something like that, Big Morty? You're fucking things up for both of us here!
Cop Rick: Big Morty, you're under arrest.