Cop Rick: No thank you, and bad math.
Cop Rick: What is the place?
Cop Morty: "The Creepy Morty". What is it your kind's always saying? "Don't think about it." Come on. There's someone important I want you to meet.
Cop Morty: They had a little accident. They won't be causing any trouble anymore.
Cop Morty: Big Morty likes to contribute to keeping the peace in Mortytown.  Think of him as a drug lord, and us his cops on his payroll.
Cop Rick: Morty...
Cop Rick: M-m-my partner. Morty, you're right. Mortytown is bad, but that doesn't mean that we have to be.