Ted takes control and tells the priests that they should all write a 200-word essay on why they should get one of the two parachutes. As they are all distracted by writing, Jack takes the parachutes, using one for himself and another for a drink cart and jumps out of the plane.
Ted assumes command and instructs the priests to compose a 200-word essay on why they should claim one of the two parachutes. As they are all preoccupied with writing, Jack seizes the opportunity, using one parachute for himself and another as a makeshift seat for a drink cart before leaping out of the plane.