For example, in the Wasted compilation's companion booklet, several short blurbs entitled "The Diary of Dave Stewart's Beard" are written from the perspective of a beard, which pontificates whether it will be shaven, and describes its attempts to hide itself in shame after the poor performance of its owner's latest album.
In the companion booklet accompanying the Wasted compilation, there are several short notes entitled "The Diary of Dave Stewart's Beard," written from the perspective of a beard that discusses whether it should be shorn and recounts its attempts to conceal itself with embarrassment after its owner's latest album did not perform well.