Meanwhile, Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski) make up fake diseases, much to Dwight's chagrin. In an attempt to appease them, Michael promises the entire office a surprise and then spends the rest of the day scrambling to come through with his promise. The employees wait for Michael's surprise, which he awkwardly never delivers.
Pam and Jim create fabricated illnesses, leading to Dwight's displeasure. Michael makes a grand promise to the office, but struggles to fulfill it.  The employees anticipate Michael's surprise, which ultimately doesn't occur.