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Local fluffy idiot fails to consider the implications of hitting on a hippogryph three times his size and is facing the consequences of his actions. Scientists are still searching for traces of a brain cell in his tiny head. More at 5. 

Thanks so much to the anonymous kind soul on the Furry Diffusion discord who helped fix this up!