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[b]Buckshot[/b][i] (flailing his arms, screaming):[/i] "RUN, BRAD! IT’S GONNA EAT US!"

[b]Brad[/b] [i](panting, glaring at him while running):[/i] "It’s a snowball, Buckshot! It doesn’t eat people!"

[b]Buckshot[/b] [i](glancing over his shoulder, panicked):[/i] "Tell that to the bear! LOOK AT HIM!"

[i]The snowball tumbles closer, revealing WTF Bear’s horrified face pressed against the snow like a squished pancake.[/i]

[b]WTF Bear[/b] [i](muffled, flailing inside the snowball):[/i] "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

[b]Brad[/b] [i](deadpan, barely dodging a tree)[/i]: "You crossed paths with him," jerks a thumb at Buckshot.

[b]Buckshot[/b] [i](indignant, still sprinting)[/i]: "HEY! This wasn’t my fault! It was the hill! And gravity! And maybe that one time I kicked the snowbank!"

[b]Brad [/b][i](growling)[/i]: "You kicked a snowbank the size of a house, genius!"

[b]Buckshot[/b] [i](grinning nervously)[/i]: "How was I supposed to know it’d turn into the Snowball of Doom?!"

[b]Brad [/b][i](dodging another tree, yelling back)[/i]: "BECAUSE PHYSICS EXISTS, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!"