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&gt; An alligator will still happily take an unattended dog if it's hungry enough.

Alligator: "excuse me, sir, I hate to be rude, but is that your canine companion there? I'm terribly famished and if it happens to be unattended then I'd be happy to carry it off and dine, but only if it's unattended... no one likes a rude gator, amirite?" 
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