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1: Please only post links to actual news sources, no tabloid sites, etc
2: No NSFW content
3: No hate speech, bigotry, propaganda, etc

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The term is [polydactyly](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat). It's genetic, not a birth defect, but it's not a functional opposable thumb. They will still need a human to open their tin of cat food. 

And yes, your life was a lie. I'm sorry you had to find out this way!
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