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You're being absolutely shit upon because you didn't ask a question, you asked someone to fucking _teach_ you the fundamentals and the basics of Linux, networking, security, etc. **FOR FREE** 

I wouldn't help such a cunt like you even if you could afford my consultant rate. Fuck! 

> It took me an hour and a half just to get logged into the server because their documentation is outdated. That’s something a knowledgeable user could have worked out in 5 seconds.

Boo fucking hoo, you want someone else to do the work for you it sounds like? But good for you for using basic problem solving skills! You're going to need those a _lot_ for what you want. Outdated documentation? Get fucking used to it. You'll learn with time that no one is going to hold your hand for this journey and you're going to have to figure things out for your own system configurations. 

I'm sure we all would have been more than happy (I would've been, well before your stupid complaining edit) to have helped you get logged in and maybe even explained why it wasn't working for you to learn. Ship = sailed. 

> advanced concepts...SSH, default gateway

Those are fucking basic concepts in this world my guy. You have no fundamental knowledge about this world of computing! 

If you want to learn, take some basic 101 computer science classes. If you want to ask for someone to teach you this here, just shut the fuck up and move the fuck on. I'd say it's not that hard, but you can't understand the concept of 

> I have zero interest in having someone else host my services but thank you.

You know, maybe you should take some interest in that because you don't even have the underlying foundations to begin here.  

But what do I know? It's not like I have three decades of devops/systems engineering/administration experience and am the Director of DevOps for a F500 company. Oh wait...

The way you overreact to criticism and adversity is really fucking appalling. It shows a severe lack of maturity and development especially when coupled with your _oh-so-charming_ passive aggressive condescension. Maybe you just don't have the mental faculties to do this. 

I refuse help out of self-respect and I won't reward hostile behavior, but here's advice: stop being such an insufferable cunt. Fuck you and your condescending sarcasm all over this thread. 

Chortle my balls. &lt;- no consultant rate for that. 
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