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A friend and I snuck KFC and 12 bottles of beer into the movie theater when we were in high school. 

We walked in and the *moment* we sat down.  A guy about 10 rows in front of us turned around and said in a very loud, almost offended tone.... "SOMEBODY GOT SOME *CHICKEN* UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA." 

I just said "... sorry." 


About an hour into the movie we have about 8 or 9 empty bottles sitting on the inclined theater floor between our seats.  My friend accidently kicks them over and they made this loud klinking sound and started to roll all over the place, running into the legs of the seats. 

One particular bottle rolled about two rows up, hit a seat, then slowly started rolling again and at that point, the guy from earlier threw his hands up in frustration and said "gaaad-dayum". 

I felt bad for being an asshole.  But the movie was 'High School High', which was a shitty Jon Lovitz movie.  And we were at the second run, ghetto movies. So it's not like I ruined Star Wars for someone. 
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