
[BOR]
0: Safe
1: Be civil
2: All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
3: No bots, spam or self-promotion.
4: Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.
5: Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6: No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed.
7: No duplicate posts.
8: Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited.
9: No link shorteners.
10: Don't copy entire article in your post body

[EOR]
[BOC]
[](/nopls) &lt;sigh&gt; yeah, no ponies is good.  i have to get away for a while, at least until the feds calm down.

[](/ppnervous)  uh, the feds, that's what we call the managers for the newspaper i write my column for.  they always want us to feed them more info, ya know?  even if we *just* fed them everything we got.  kinda sarcastic.  and metaphorical.  like, we *just* fed you, #@$%.  but yeah, i need to get away for a bit.  you know how coworkers are.  *Drrraaaaaaaaaaammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!*

oh, right, shutting up.  ^(sorry!)
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