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Int. Smith family livin' room - day

morty be sittin' on tha couch, engrossed in his muthafuckin' smartphone, while rick be tinkerin' wit' one o' his muthafuckin' inventions.
 
morty: (excitedly) hey, rick, yo' gotta check dis out! there’s dis new thang called “cringe compilations” on tha internizzle. It’s like, people doin' really awkward shit n' y'all makes fun o' 'em!

rick: (glances over) cringe compilations, morty? seriously? tha internet’s been 'round fo' decades, n' that’s What the fuck you’re excited 'bout?

morty: (nervously) well shiiit,, i just thought it’s kinda funny, yo' know, watchin' people act all shit n' shit.
 
rick: (rolls eyes) morty, it’s called tha internizzle. It’s a vast wasteland o' cringe n' chaos. (pauses) N' therez Ain't nuthin' but yo' know What the fuck? maybe it’s time i enlighten yo' 'bout da wonders o' da multiverse.
 
rick pulls out his muthafuckin' portal glock n' creates a portal.
 
int. Multiverse - intergalactic internizzle cafe - day

rick n' morty step out o' da portal n' find themselves in a futuristic internizzle cafe filled wit' all sorts o' bizarre creatures from different dimensions.
 
morty: (lookin' a round) whoa, rick, dis place be insane!

rick: (smirking) welcome ta tha intergalactic internizzle cafe, morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond yo' goddamn wildest nightmares.
 
they sit down at a terminal, n' rick starts typin' away.
 
rick: (typing) yo' peep, morty, cringe be a universal constant. No matta Where the fuck yo' git, there’s always gonna be somethang dat makes yo' cringe.
 
on tha screen, we peep a bizarre porno titled “zogork’s awkward dance-off.”

morty: (watching) uh, rick, what’s dat?

rick: (grinning) that’s zogork, tha three-headed space alien tryin' ta dance. Naw that’s What the fuck i call cringe!

morty: (cringing) oh, geez, rick. That’s… somethang else.
 
they browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, includin' a segment Where the fuck people r' tryin' ta speak backwards, a pussaaaaaay dat thinks it’s a parrot, n' a sentient jello mold attemptin' stand-up comedy.
 
morty: (laughs) dis be insane, rick! i’ve neva peep anythin' like dat shit.
 
rick: (chuckles) morty, tha multiverse be a treasure trove o' cringe. N' therez Ain't nuthin' but here’s tha thang, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered funky-ass in anotha. It’s all a matta o' perspective.
 
morty: (still laughing) yeah biatch, i guess you’re right, rick. Cringe be in da eye o' da beholda.
 
they both continue ta watch cringe videos, sharin' a bust n' learnin' a valuable lesson 'bout embracin' tha quirks o' different realities.
 
fade out.Q then me. 
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