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That was actually the original joke, but as it turns out Johnny Bench also had a reputation of performing this trick where he would hold 4 baseballs in one hand, a ball between each finger. Because he hands (and fingers) were so large, it worked. Thus the comment on Lana's "Johnny Benchian fingers" (Killing Utne)

Edit: I'm sorry, it turns out that his trick was to hold SEVEN baseballs in one hand. Even more impressive, if you ask me.

Edit 2: also, the original line in the pilot was ad-libed.
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