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1: Be civil and nice.
2: Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you *have* to.

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[BOC]
If five years from now this shows up in a slow cooker manual, I'll be very happy.

Sorry. I tried to stay just the other side of plausible, but I guess my aim was just a little off. 
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