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At a starbucks i was unfortunat enough to overhear a woman interviewing actors or dancers for some kind of show, without fail she would include "awesome-sauce" for each brief meeting. So contrived was her usage she would even make up context, like "ohh so, you're busy on the fourteenth then? shoot - at first I thought you were available... I was like oh neat, awesomesauce! But no huh? Bummer okay ...."

If this wasn't enough, if her face wasn't a strong enough fist magnet to begin with, she also repeatedly got dates wrong, "apologising" with "oops I lied," "wait, I lied," and "oh hold on, I lied, its the 12th. Not the 8th."

"Sah-reee I lied, I need more espresso this morning!"

I'd never seen somebody go to such lengths to recreate such specific strokes for the same obnoxious experience for so many people, I wanted to turn around and say "they don't see what you're doing, but I do, I don't like it. I'm going to fling my coffee in your face if you say awesomesauce or " I lied" to one more fucking person.

How would she have held herself without those two apparently irresisaltable pieces of her performance? It would help her focus on the auditions, I bet you that much.
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