The conversation between human and AI assistant.
[|Human|] Rewrite the following sentence to make it humorous: Peter went to the store to buy a new ball.
[|AI|] Peter waddled to the store to buy a new ball- not because he was a duck, but because he had severely underestimated the difficulty of dribbling a basketball to its own funeral.
[|Human|] 
Rewrite the following sentence to make it humorous: Peter went to the store to buy a new ball.