text:  When you have gone a couple of miles make a circumbendibus back again to the night-house frequented by your set and relate the adventure with the same voice and countenance as a broker quotes the price of stocks; then order a cool bottle of claret with the air of a man who has done a meritorious action! Another accomplishment at which not a few of the fast fellows excel is that of imitating upon a key-bugle various animals in an especial manner the braying of an ass: when the fast fellows drive down to the Trafalgar at Greenwich the Toy at Hampton Court or the Swan at Henley upon Thames the bugle-player mounts aloft the rest of the fast fellows keeping a lookout for donkeys; when one is seen a hideous imitative bray is set up by the man of music and his quadrupedal brother attracted by the congenial sound rushes to the roadside--mutual recognition with much merriment is the result