text:  The peculiarities of fashionable life are it is true few but they are characteristic and we now proceed to-- _You_ proceed to--! Now my good fellow tell us will you how such a person as you a garreteer confessing to dining upon the heel of a twopenny loaf and half an onion; making no secret of running up beer scores at public houses when they will trust you; retailing your nasty scenes of low life creatures dying in hospitals work-house funerals the adventures of street apple-women and matters and things incomprehensible to genteel families like ourselves living in Russell Square; an outlaw living from tavern to tavern from pot-house to pot-house without name residence or station; a mere fellow subsisting on the misplaced indulgence of an undiscerning public and one who if gentlemen and ladies (like ourselves) would only condescend to write would find his appropriate circle in a work-house unless he escaped it by dying in an hospital