text:  What a mistake our Oxford and Cambridge apostolic missionaries fell into when they made Christianity a stern haughty thing! Think of St Paul with a full-blown wig deep shovel-hat apron round belly double chin deep cough stern eye rough voice and imperious manner drinking port-wine and laying down the law as to the best way of escaping the observation of the Curates' Residence Act!" The Archdeacon himself was not without a little vanity however on the subject of his sermons and once received a quiet hit from Constable on the subject