text:  In vain does his uncle give up his after-dinner pipe and in place of the accustomed Hollands and water astonish the dusty decanter with port of an unknown vintage in honour of his illustrious nephew; in vain does the good old lady afore-mentioned the unworthy mother of so bright a son quit the instruction of pious Mr Jabez Jenkins the "Independent" minister and turn orthodox and high-church for the nonce when her dearly beloved Richard "officiates" for the rev