text:  For instance one Sunday in church when the clergyman in the course of the service said 'Let us sing a portion of such a psalm beginning at the twelfth verse ' Bernard immediately screamed out 'And I am the Thirteenth!' "This was a grievous scandal to my uncle and Bernard was called that evening before a tribunal composed of his godfather my mother and the old clergyman whom he had so gracelessly interrupted and who was also teacher of Latin and theology at the school to which Bernard and I went