text:  "As don two pigges in a poke " he leaves out preferring as more picturesque "And on the floor they tumble _heel and crown_!" "And shake the house--it seemed all coming down " is not in Chaucer nor could be; but the crowning stupidity is that of making the Miller meet his wife and upset her--she being all the while in bed and now startled out of sleep by the weight of her fallen superincumbent husband