A Russian, a Cuban, an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling across England.
A
Russian
,
a
Cuban
,
an
American
businessman
and
an
American
lawyer
were
on
a
train
traveling
across
England
.
The Russian took out a large bottle of vodka, gave each of the men a drink and then threw the rest half bottle of vodka out of the window.
The
Russian
took
out
a
large
bottle
of
vodka
,
gave
each
of
the
men
a
drink
and
then
threw
the
rest
half
bottle
of
vodka
out
of
the
window
.
"Why did you do that?"
``
Why
did
you
do
that
?
''
asked the American businessman.
asked
the
American
businessman
.
"There's too much vodka in my country," said the Russian, "And really we have more than we will ever use."
``
There
's
too
much
vodka
in
my
country
,
''
said
the
Russian
,
``
And
really
we
have
more
than
we
will
ever
use
.
''
A little later, the Cuban passed around fine Havana Cigars.
A
little
later
,
the
Cuban
passed
around
fine
Havana
Cigars
.
Then he threw his out of the window.
Then
he
threw
his
out
of
the
window
.
"I thought Cuba is not a rich country," the businessman said.
``
I
thought
Cuba
is
not
a
rich
country
,
''
the
businessman
said
.
"But you threw that very good cigars out of the window!"
``
But
you
threw
that
very
good
cigars
out
of
the
window
!
''
"Cigars," the Cuban answered, "are the cheapest in my country.
``
Cigars
,
''
the
Cuban
answered
,
``
are
the
cheapest
in
my
country
.
We have more of them than we know what to do with."
We
have
more
of
them
than
we
know
what
to
do
with
.
''
The American businessman sat quietly for a moment.
The
American
businessman
sat
quietly
for
a
moment
.
Then he got up, caught the lawyer by the arm and threw him out of the window.
Then
he
got
up
,
caught
the
lawyer
by
the
arm
and
threw
him
out
of
the
window
.
A Russian, a Cuban, an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling across England. The Russian took out a large bottle of vodka, gave each of the men a drink and then threw the rest half bottle of vodka out of the window.  "Why did you do that?" asked the American businessman.  "There's too much vodka in my country," said the Russian, "And really we have more than we will ever use."  A little later, the Cuban passed around fine Havana Cigars. Then he threw his out of the window.  "I thought Cuba is not a rich country," the businessman said. "But you threw that very good cigars out of the window!"  "Cigars," the Cuban answered, "are the cheapest in my country. We have more of them than we know what to do with."  The American businessman sat quietly for a moment. Then he got up, caught the lawyer by the arm and threw him out of the window.