My name is woof.
My
name
is
woof
.
You think that we have a great life, right?
You
think
that
we
have
a
great
life
,
right
?
Wrong!
Wrong
!
I am going to tell you why.
I
am
going
to
tell
you
why
.
First of all, we are bored.
First
of
all
,
we
are
bored
.
Bored.
Bored
.
bored.
bored
.
And bored.
And
bored
.
Do you ever think about what a dog does all day?
Do
you
ever
think
about
what
a
dog
does
all
day
?
Nothing.
Nothing
.
Nothing at all.
Nothing
at
all
.
Our owners are busy, you know, working, going to school, away from home all day.
Our
owners
are
busy
,
you
know
,
working
,
going
to
school
,
away
from
home
all
day
.
So what are we supposed to do?
So
what
are
we
supposed
to
do
?
Watch the house or apartment?
Watch
the
house
or
apartment
?
Sure.
Sure
.
That is like watching paint dry or grass grow.
That
is
like
watching
paint
dry
or
grass
grow
.
Boring.
Boring
.
That's why we get so excited when our owners come home.
That
's
why
we
get
so
excited
when
our
owners
come
home
.
We bark and run around and act as if we are very happy.
We
bark
and
run
around
and
act
as
if
we
are
very
happy
.
But we only do this because we are bored all day.
But
we
only
do
this
because
we
are
bored
all
day
.
If we are lucky, our owner take us for a walk.
If
we
are
lucky
,
our
owner
take
us
for
a
walk
.
Then there is the food.
Then
there
is
the
food
.
We eat the same food, meal after meal, day after day, week after week, month after month.
We
eat
the
same
food
,
meal
after
meal
,
day
after
day
,
week
after
week
,
month
after
month
.
Help!
Help
!
Would you like to eat the same thing all the time?
Would
you
like
to
eat
the
same
thing
all
the
time
?
No, you would not.
No
,
you
would
not
.
So what makes you think we dogs like it?
So
what
makes
you
think
we
dogs
like
it
?
We don't.
We
do
n't
.
We hate it.
We
hate
it
.
Another thing-television.
Another
thing-television
.
Another thing-television.
Another
thing-television
.
Dogs hate television.
Dogs
hate
television
.
Our owners watch these stupid programs, hour after hour, night after night.
Our
owners
watch
these
stupid
programs
,
hour
after
hour
,
night
after
night
.
Are there any programs for dogs on television?
Are
there
any
programs
for
dogs
on
television
?
No.
No
.
Not a single one.
Not
a
single
one
.
So what can we do?
So
what
can
we
do
?
What else can we do but sleep?
What
else
can
we
do
but
sleep
?
And so we sleep.
And
so
we
sleep
.
We dogs are not lazy, we are bored.
We
dogs
are
not
lazy
,
we
are
bored
.
My name is woof. You think that we have a great life, right? Wrong! I am going to tell you why.  First of all, we are bored. Bored. bored. And bored. Do you ever think about what a dog does all day? Nothing. Nothing at all. Our owners are busy, you know, working, going to school, away from home all day. So what are we supposed to do? Watch the house or apartment? Sure. That is like watching paint dry or grass grow. Boring. That's why we get so excited when our owners come home. We bark and run around and act as if we are very happy. But we only do this because we are bored all day. If we are lucky, our owner take us for a walk.  Then there is the food. We eat the same food, meal after meal, day after day, week after week, month after month. Help! Would you like to eat the same thing all the time? No, you would not. So what makes you think we dogs like it? We don't. We hate it.  Another thing-television. Another thing-television. Dogs hate television. Our owners watch these stupid programs, hour after hour, night after night. Are there any programs for dogs on television? No. Not a single one.  So what can we do? What else can we do but sleep? And so we sleep. We dogs are not lazy, we are bored.