Revenge is one of those things that everyone enjoys.
Revenge
is
one
of
those
things
that
everyone
enjoys
.
People don't like to talk about it, though.
People
do
n't
like
to
talk
about
it
,
though
.
Just the same, there is nothing more satisfying or more rewarding than revenge.
Just
the
same
,
there
is
nothing
more
satisfying
or
more
rewarding
than
revenge
.
The purpose is not to harm your victims but to let them know that you are upset about something that they are doing to you.
The
purpose
is
not
to
harm
your
victims
but
to
let
them
know
that
you
are
upset
about
something
that
they
are
doing
to
you
.
Careful planning can provide you with relief from annoying coworkers, gossiping friends or talkative family members.
Careful
planning
can
provide
you
with
relief
from
annoying
coworkers
,
gossiping
friends
or
talkative
family
members
.
Coworkers who make comments about the fact that you are always fifteen minutes late for work can be taken care of very simply.
Coworkers
who
make
comments
about
the
fact
that
you
are
always
fifteen
minutes
late
for
work
can
be
taken
care
of
very
simply
.
All you have to do is get up extra one day.
All
you
have
to
do
is
get
up
extra
one
day
.
Before the sun comes up, drive to each coworker's house.
Before
the
sun
comes
up
,
drive
to
each
coworker
's
house
.
Reach under the cover of your coworker's car and disconnect the center wire that leads to the distributor cap, the car will be unharmed, but it will not start, and your friends at work will all be late for work on the same day.
Reach
under
the
cover
of
your
coworker
's
car
and
disconnect
the
center
wire
that
leads
to
the
distributor
cap
,
the
car
will
be
unharmed
,
but
it
will
not
start
,
and
your
friends
at
work
will
all
be
late
for
work
on
the
same
day
.
If you're lucky, your boss might notice that you are the only one there and will give you a raise.
If
you
're
lucky
,
your
boss
might
notice
that
you
are
the
only
one
there
and
will
give
you
a
raise
.
Gossiping friends at school are also perfect targets for a simple act of revenge.
Gossiping
friends
at
school
are
also
perfect
targets
for
a
simple
act
of
revenge
.
A way to trap either male or female friends is to leave false messages on their lockers.
A
way
to
trap
either
male
or
female
friends
is
to
leave
false
messages
on
their
lockers
.
If the friend that you want to get is male, leave a message that a certain girl would like him to stop by her house later that day.
If
the
friend
that
you
want
to
get
is
male
,
leave
a
message
that
a
certain
girl
would
like
him
to
stop
by
her
house
later
that
day
.
With any luck, her boyfriend will be there.
With
any
luck
,
her
boyfriend
will
be
there
.
The girl won't know what's going on, and the victim will be so embarrassed that he probably won't leave his home for a month.
The
girl
wo
n't
know
what
's
going
on
,
and
the
victim
will
be
so
embarrassed
that
he
probably
wo
n't
leave
his
home
for
a
month
.
When Mom and Dad and your sisters and brothers really begin to annoy you, harmless revenge may be just the way it makes them quiet down for a while.
When
Mom
and
Dad
and
your
sisters
and
brothers
really
begin
to
annoy
you
,
harmless
revenge
may
be
just
the
way
it
makes
them
quiet
down
for
a
while
.
The dinner table is a likely place.
The
dinner
table
is
a
likely
place
.
Just before the meal begins, throw a handful of raisins into the food.
Just
before
the
meal
begins
,
throw
a
handful
of
raisins
into
the
food
.
Wait about five minutes and, after everyone has begun to eat, cover your mouth with your hand and begin to make strange noises.
Wait
about
five
minutes
and
,
after
everyone
has
begun
to
eat
,
cover
your
mouth
with
your
hand
and
begin
to
make
strange
noises
.
When they ask you what the matter is, point to a raisin and yell.
When
they
ask
you
what
the
matter
is
,
point
to
a
raisin
and
yell
.
"Bugs!"
``
Bugs
!
''
They'll throw their food in the dustbin, jump into the car, and head for McDonald's.
They
'll
throw
their
food
in
the
dustbin
,
jump
into
the
car
,
and
head
for
McDonald
's
.
That night you'll have your first quiet, peaceful meal in a long time.
That
night
you
'll
have
your
first
quiet
,
peaceful
meal
in
a
long
time
.
A well-planned revenge does not have it hurt anyone.
A
well-planned
revenge
does
not
have
it
hurt
anyone
.
The object is simply to let other people know that they are beginning to bother you.
The
object
is
simply
to
let
other
people
know
that
they
are
beginning
to
bother
you
.
Revenge is one of those things that everyone enjoys. People don't like to talk about it, though. Just the same, there is nothing more satisfying or more rewarding than revenge. The purpose is not to harm your victims but to let them know that you are upset about something that they are doing to you. Careful planning can provide you with relief from annoying coworkers, gossiping friends or talkative family members.  Coworkers who make comments about the fact that you are always fifteen minutes late for work can be taken care of very simply. All you have to do is get up extra one day. Before the sun comes up, drive to each coworker's house. Reach under the cover of your coworker's car and disconnect the center wire that leads to the distributor cap, the car will be unharmed, but it will not start, and your friends at work will all be late for work on the same day. If you're lucky, your boss might notice that you are the only one there and will give you a raise.  Gossiping friends at school are also perfect targets for a simple act of revenge. A way to trap either male or female friends is to leave false messages on their lockers. If the friend that you want to get is male, leave a message that a certain girl would like him to stop by her house later that day. With any luck, her boyfriend will be there. The girl won't know what's going on, and the victim will be so embarrassed that he probably won't leave his home for a month.  When Mom and Dad and your sisters and brothers really begin to annoy you, harmless revenge may be just the way it makes them quiet down for a while. The dinner table is a likely place. Just before the meal begins, throw a handful of raisins into the food. Wait about five minutes and, after everyone has begun to eat, cover your mouth with your hand and begin to make strange noises. When they ask you what the matter is, point to a raisin and yell. "Bugs!" They'll throw their food in the dustbin, jump into the car, and head for McDonald's. That night you'll have your first quiet, peaceful meal in a long time.  A well-planned revenge does not have it hurt anyone. The object is simply to let other people know that they are beginning to bother you.