the best mode for carrying out the invention is presented in terms of its preferred embodiment , herein depicted within fig1 through 6 and 9 and in terms of alternate embodiments , herein depicted in fig7 a through 8 c and 9 . however , the invention is not limited to the described embodiment , and a person skilled in the art will appreciate that many other embodiments of the invention are possible without deviating from the basic concept of the invention and that any such work around will also fall under scope of this invention . it is envisioned that other styles and configurations of the present invention can be easily incorporated into the teachings of the present invention , and that example configurations shall be shown and described for purposes of clarity and disclosure and not by way of limitation of scope . the terms “ a ” and “ an ” herein do not denote a limitation of quantity , but rather denote the presence of at least one of the referenced items . the present invention describes an eyewear holder ( herein described as the “ device ”) 10 , which provides a means for holding and securing eyewear 70 via a padded clamping mechanism . the device 10 further comprises a recordable audio message function , at least one ( 1 ) lamp 30 which acts as a flashlight , a lens cleansing spray nozzle 52 , and a means to attach the device 10 to a sun visor portion 65 of a vehicle 60 . referring now to fig1 , an environmental view of the device 10 , according to a preferred embodiment of the present invention , is disclosed . the device 10 is depicted here being attached to the inside surface of a common automobile visor 65 via a spring clip fastener 40 , thereby providing quick and convenient access to one &# 39 ; s eyewear 70 . the device 10 may also be attached to an outside surface of the visor 65 or other convenient locations with equal benefit . the device 10 is envisioned to be made from , but not limited to , rigid injection - molded plastic exterior structures having internal first clamping cushioning members 14 , 15 which provide protective support for said eyewear 70 . the device 10 is depicted here having a racecar motif ; however , it is envisioned that the device 10 may be introduced in a variety of unique designs symbolizing a favorite vehicle motif such as those described and illustrated in alternate embodiments ( please see fig7 a through 7 b ). referring now to fig2 , a front side perspective view of the device 10 in an opened state , according to a preferred embodiment of the present invention , is disclosed . the device 10 comprises a first lower appendage 11 , a first upper appendage 12 , a first upper cushioning member 14 , a first lower cushioning member 15 , a pair of rear wheels 16 , a pair of front wheels 17 , and at least one ( 1 ) lamp 30 . the first lower appendage 11 and first upper appendage 12 comprise a “ clam - shell ” type clamping structures being rotatingly connected at a distal end portion via a lateral axial first pivot / hinge 18 . said first lower 11 and first upper 12 appendages are depicted here in a form of a race car ; however , various vehicle motifs are envisioned to provide respective unique lower and upper appendages ( see fig7 a and 7 b ). the first lower appendage 11 comprises a likeness of frontal and foundational portions of a vehicle motif including portions such as , but not limited to : a hood , headlights , wheels 16 , 17 , a bottom chassis 13 , and the like . the first upper appendage 12 comprises an upper portion of said vehicle motif such as a roof , trunk lid , and the like . the first lower appendage 11 and first upper appendage 12 include a space between being occupied by a first lower cushioning member 14 and a first upper cushioning member 15 , respectively , which provide protective clamping of inserted temple portions of the eyewear 70 . the first lower cushioning member 14 and first upper cushioning member 15 are attached to respective first lower appendage 11 and first upper appendage 12 portions using common industrial adhesives and are envisioned to comprise deformable urethane foam rubber or other appropriate compressible materials . said first cushioning members 14 , 15 provide a high - friction surface to secure said eyewear 70 between , when the first appendages 11 , 12 are in the closed position to prevent motion during an event of traveling or other means of motion , without causing damage to said eyewear 70 . the first cushioning members 14 , 15 are shown having generally rectangular shapes ; however , said first cushioning members 14 , 15 may be introduced having various other contoured shapes which may provide equally effective function such as oval , circular , or any other symmetric or asymmetric shapes , based upon particular first lower 11 and first upper 12 appendage designs . finally , said first cushioning members 14 , 15 provide a protective covering for subjacent electrical and electronic portions of the device 10 including a first speaker 37 and a circuit board 20 ( see fig3 ). the first upper cushioning member 15 is envisioned to comprise a plurality of molded - in speaker apertures 25 to allow efficient transmission of sounds emitted from the aforementioned first speaker 37 . the device 10 comprises a clamped position when the first lower 11 and first upper 12 appendages axially pivot about the hinge / pivot 18 ( see fig6 ), thereby enabling joining and fastening of said first appendages 11 , 12 to each other at a non - hinged proximal end via a pair of latching arms 33 and corresponding latching features 34 ( see fig5 ), whereby the first cushioning members 14 , 15 are compressed against each other to entrap the eyewear 70 . the device 10 also comprises at least one ( 1 ) lamp 30 located along a front surface of the first lower appendage 11 of the device 10 , thereby preferably simulating an illuminating 31 function of one ( 1 ) or more headlight portions of the vehicle motif . the lamp 30 is powered by replaceable miniature dc batteries being contained within a battery / holder 21 located at an internal rear location within the first lower appendage 11 . the lamp 30 is manually activated via a miniature spring - loaded lamp switch 32 being located between the front wheels 17 ( see fig6 ). the lamp 30 preferably comprises a light emitting diode ( led ) or equivalent lamp technology . the lamp 30 acts to provide a flashlight function to provide illumination 31 to locate personal objects in the absence of ambient light . it is understood that additional lamps 30 may be located along outer surfaces of the device 10 if desired while utilizing a common power and control circuitry , thereby providing additional illumination 31 . referring now to fig3 , 4 , and 5 , a front side perspective view , a bottom perspective view , and a top cut - away view of the device 10 , respectively , according to a preferred embodiment of the present invention , are disclosed . the device 10 is depicted in fig3 with the first cushioning members 14 , 15 removed to better illustrate a location of a circuit board 20 and a battery / holder 21 . the device 10 also comprises a sound switch 26 , a record switch 28 , a first speaker 37 , and a second speaker 38 . the chassis portion 13 of the first lower appendage 11 provides an attachment means to the circuit board 20 along a top surface via conventional methods such as , but not limited to : adhesives , double - face tape , or equivalent fastening means . said circuit board 20 provides a means to manage power within the device 10 as well as providing a means to generate and broadcast a customizable personal message from the first 37 and second 38 speaker portions of the device 10 being automatically initiated upon detachment of the first lower 11 and first upper 12 appendages by a user . the circuit board 20 comprises electrical and electronic components necessary to record , store , and transmit a recorded personal audio message to the speakers 37 , 38 . the circuit board 20 is powered by an on - board battery / holder 21 and is envisioned to comprise various electronics such as , but not limited to : microprocessors , embedded software , input / output signal processing capabilities , relays , digital sound processing and storage , and an on - board microphone 23 . upon opening the device 10 , a sound switch 26 located between the front wheels 17 , initiates a broadcast of a pre - recorded personal message from the first speaker 37 being mounted to the first upper appendage 12 , and the second speaker 38 which is mounted to an integrally - molded speaker bracket 29 , located between the front wheels 17 . said pre - recorded personal message may be stored by a user within a memory portion of the circuit board 20 via manual activation of a record switch 28 located between the two ( 2 ) front wheels 17 . once said personal message is stored within the circuit board 20 , said personal message is automatically broadcasted each time the device 10 is opened via coincidental contact with the sound switch 26 which is in mechanical communication with a latching arm portion 33 of the first lower appendage 11 . the first lower appendage 11 comprises a pair of latching arms 33 being correspondingly aligned with latching feature portions 34 of the first upper appendage 12 , thereby enabling mechanical latching of the first appendages 11 , 12 together . latching attachment of said first appendages 11 , 12 together in a closed state occurs as a user pivots said first appendages 11 , 12 about the hinge / pivot 18 to engage said spring - biased male latching arms 33 within the stationary female latching features 34 . the latching arms 33 comprise opposing mirror - image “ j ”- shaped end features which engage the geometrically matched latching features 34 , thereby providing a positive snapping closure of the device 10 . each latching arm 33 provides an attachment means to a respective front wheel portion 17 being integrally - molded or affixed along an intermediate outside surface of said latching arms 33 . by pressing inwardly upon both front wheels 17 in a coincidental manner , the latching arms 33 are distorted inwardly to mechanically disengage said latching arms 33 from the latching features 34 , thereby releasing the first appendages 11 , 12 from each other and activating the sound switch 26 . the device 10 also comprises a spring clip fastener 40 which provides convenient spring - loaded fastening of the device 10 to a sun visor 65 or other desired appendage . the spring clip fastener 40 is envisioned to be made using spring steel wire stock or other tensioned wire material being integrally molded or otherwise anchored to a bottom surface of the chassis portion 13 of the first lower appendage 11 . the spring clip fastener 40 comprises a pair of parallel “ s ”- shaped clamping wire portions being anchored at a proximal end of the device 10 and joined at a distal end of the device 10 . the device 10 may also utilize alternate means of attachment as seen in fig8 a through 8 c . the device 10 further comprises a lamp switch 32 located between the front wheels 17 along a forward bottom surface of the device 10 which provides a means to activate the lamp ( s ) 30 . the lamp switch 32 comprises a miniature pushbutton component providing manual “ push - on / push - off ” toggling activation of said lamp ( s ) 30 by a user as needed . referring now to fig6 , a rear side perspective view of the device 10 , according to a preferred embodiment of the present invention , is disclosed . the device 10 provides a means to directionally propel a stream of cleansing fluid 55 for a purpose of cleaning one &# 39 ; s eyewear 70 . the device 10 comprises a nozzle 52 , a spray button 53 , and a reservoir 56 having a fill cap 54 providing access to the reservoir 56 during filling are located along a trunk area of the vehicle motif of the device 10 . the spray button 53 comprises a flexible bulb - type hemisphere - shaped device which collapses when pressed , thereby resulting in an increased internal pressure within the reservoir 37 to propel a stream of cleansing fluid 55 from the nozzle 52 . the reservoir 56 is envisioned as being generally rectangular - shaped and contained within a trunk area of the vehicle motif . the first pivot / hinge 18 comprises a single - axis type rotating connection between the first upper appendage 12 and the first lower appendage 11 being between or adjacent to the rear wheels 16 . said first pivot / hinge 18 is envisioned to be made using interconnecting plastic injection molded features , a metal axle , or the like . referring now to fig7 a and 7 b , perspective views of the device 10 depicting an suv motif embodiment 100 and a tanker truck motif embodiment 210 , according to alternate embodiments of the present invention , are disclosed . the suv motif embodiment 100 is depicted here comprising respective portions including a second lower appendage 111 , a second upper appendage 112 , a second upper cushioning member 114 , and a second lower cushioning member 115 . likewise , the tanker truck motif embodiment 210 is depicted here comprising respective portions including a third lower appendage 211 , a third upper appendage 212 , a third upper cushioning member 214 , and a third lower cushioning member 215 . it is envisioned that all of the functional features of the preferred embodiment 10 described in fig2 through 6 may be incorporated into said alternate vehicle motifs 100 , 210 , being arranged in similar locations and forms as the preferred embodiment 10 . referring now to fig8 a , 8 b , and 8 c , bottom perspective views of the device 10 depicting other temporary or permanent attachment means for the device 10 , according to alternate embodiments of the present invention , are disclosed . the device 10 may be introduced having various alternate attaching features along a bottom surface of the chassis portion 13 including a permanent magnet 41 , a metal or plastic hook 42 , and a plastic or fabric loop 43 . the permanent magnet 41 comprises a single flat magnet being attached to the chassis portion 13 in a parallel manner via at least two ( 2 ) fasteners 49 . the hook 42 attachment means comprises a “ j ”- shaped appendage also affixed to the chassis 13 using at least two ( 2 ) fasteners 49 . the loop 43 attachment means comprises a length of cord or tubing with end portions being joined using a tubular connector portion 44 which in turn is affixed to the chassis 13 using at least two ( 2 ) fasteners 49 . the alternate attachment means 8 a , 8 b , 8 c enable secure attachment of the device 10 to such surfaces and appendages as , but not limited to : refrigerators , knobs , walls , or the like . it is understood that the embodiments shown here act as examples , and that numerous additional attachment methods may provide added attachment capability . referring now to fig9 , an electrical block diagram of the device 10 , according to a preferred embodiment of the present invention , is disclosed . the device 10 receives dc power from one ( 1 ) or more replaceable batteries within the battery / holder 21 . power is then conducted to a miniature toggle - type pushbutton lamp switch 32 and in turn to the lamp ( s ) 30 . the lamp 30 preferably utilizes led lamp technology ; however , incandescent devices or equivalent technology may be provided . power from the battery / holder 21 is also conducted to the circuit board 20 which in turn conducts the pre - recorded personal message to the first 37 and second 38 speakers based upon embedded software instructions and received signals from the sound 26 and record 28 switches . the circuit board 20 is capable of digital sound processing and storage and receives sound data from an on - board microphone 23 . it is envisioned that other styles and configurations of the present invention can be easily incorporated into the teachings of the present invention , and only one particular configuration shall be shown and described for purposes of clarity and disclosure and not by way of limitation of scope . the preferred embodiment of the present invention can be utilized by the common user in a simple and effortless manner with little or no training . after initial purchase or acquisition of the device 10 , it would be installed as indicated in fig1 . the method of utilizing each decorative embodiment may be achieved by performing the following steps : procuring a model of the device having a desired vehicle motif 10 , 100 , 210 , color , and other features ; inserting a fresh set of batteries into the battery / holder 21 ; attaching the device 10 , 100 , 210 to a sun visor 65 by utilizing the flexible spring clip fastener 40 ; pressing both front wheels 17 inwardly to release the first upper appendage 12 outwardly from the first lower appendage 11 , thereby opening the device 10 , 100 , 210 , and automatically and coincidentally pressing the sound switch 26 to initiate broadcast of the pre - recorded message from the speakers 37 , 38 ; inserting temple portions of one &# 39 ; s eyewear 70 between the first cushioning members 14 , 15 ; utilizing the first pivot / hinge 18 to pivot the first lower appendage 11 against the first upper appendage 12 ; latching the first appendages 11 , 12 together via latching engagement of the latching arms 33 and latching features 34 ; securing said eyewear 70 within the device 10 , 100 , 210 until needed for use ; removing the eyewear 70 from the device 10 , 100 , 210 as needed by depressing the front wheels 17 ; and , benefiting from attractive and protective securement of one &# 39 ; s eyewear 70 afforded a user of the present invention 10 , 100 , 210 . the method of utilizing the lamp ( s ) 30 as a flashlight device is accomplished as follows : pressing and releasing the lamp switch 32 to activate the lamp ( s ) 30 ; utilizing said lamp ( s ) 30 as a flashlight device as needed to locate personal items during an absence of sufficient ambient light ; and , pressing and releasing the lamp switch 32 again to deactivate the lamp ( s ) 30 . the method of utilizing the lens spray nozzle 52 is accomplished as follows : removing the fill cap 54 ; filling the reservoir 56 with cleansing fluid 55 ; replacing the fill cap 54 ; depressing the spray button 53 inwardly ; expelling a stream of cleansing fluid 55 from the nozzle 52 onto a lens portion of one &# 39 ; s eyewear 70 ; cleaning said eyewear 70 of collected dust , dirt , and / or other grime in a conventional manner . the method of recording a pre - recorded personal audio message into each device 10 , 100 , 210 is accomplished as follows : manually pressing and holding the record switch 28 to initiate a recording interval ; speaking into , or exposing the microphone portion 23 of the circuit board 20 to a desired sound to be recorded ; and , releasing the record switch 28 to end the recording process . the alternate attachment means of each device 10 , 100 , 210 including the permanent magnet 41 , the metal or plastic hook 42 , and the plastic or fabric loop 43 may be incorporated into various designs of the device 10 , 100 , 210 and utilized to affix the device 10 , 100 , 210 to another type of sun visors 65 , a belt , a dashboard , a motorcycle windshield , a refrigerator , a shirt pocket , and the like . the foregoing descriptions of specific embodiments of the present invention have been presented for purposes of illustration and description . they are not intended to be exhaustive or to limit the invention and method of use to the precise forms disclosed . obviously many modifications and variations are possible in light of the above teaching . the embodiment was chosen and described in order to best explain the principles of the invention and its practical application , and to thereby enable others skilled in the art to best utilize the invention and various embodiments with various modifications as are suited to the particular use contemplated . it is understood that various omissions or substitutions of equivalents are contemplated as circumstance may suggest or render expedient , but is intended to cover the application or implementation without departing from the spirit or scope of the claims of the present invention .