🚨🇦🇷🇻🇪 Who let this man cook?
user
Amazing. Are you going to hear the same people talking about Venezuela start to say that  capitalism is when no food? No. They’ll just say it either wasn’t real capitalism or capitalism not done right. 
assistant
No True Capitalism
user
Oh, so you think communism is good? 

You clearly haven't considered 100,000,000 billion dead, Vuvuzela, fails evertim, boring and bland architecture, gulags, no iPhone, hungry pepo, bread-lines, share your toothbrush, the Nazis were socialists, antifa are the real fascists, "nOt ReAl SoCiAlIsM", not real capitalism, corporatism/crony-capitalism, governments cause monopolies, no incentive to innovate, trickle-down economics/"job creators", "as a small business owner"/"wait till real life knocks you on your arse", and "when the government does stuff".
assistant
Tell me you're keeping score without telling me you're keeping score
user
Imma start a "dumb shit CHUDs say" bingo.
assistant