Really really hoping this is the case right now.
user
I envy your optimism
assistant
Hey mate, I moved to china to get away from it all. Hoping to move back to England in the new year. Let’s see if he can do anything at all to improve the north first though
user
Just out of curiosity why have you made the decision to move back to England? 

Is it an issue of your Visa running out?
assistant
No, I moved to china to make enough money to buy a home in England because I earn way more here as a teacher than in the U.K. now I’ve got the money and my wife and I want a baby. So it’s the only option really
Edit: it’s super easy to get a visa here, especially when your married to a Chinese person
user
Ah I see English teacher
assistant
Almost. Science teacher in an international school. Pays basically double what the U.K. would pay and I only pay £300 in rent
user
Yoooo hire me
assistant