Al Gore ndi General Tommy Franks amatchula mobwerezabwereza mwachibwana mitu yomwe amakonda (A Gore ndi pamene Onion adanena kuti iye ndi Tipper amagonana bwino kwambiri m'moyo mwawo atagonjetsedwa pa 2000 Electoral College). The previous text is in Nyanja. Here is a translation to Swahili:
Al Gore na Jenerali Tommy Franks kwa kawaida walinjuga mbali vichwa vya habari (Gore alijipata kwenye vichwa vya habari wakati Onion aliripoti kuwa yeye na Tipper walishiriki ngono baada ya kushindwa kwenye uchaguzi wa chuo).