Al Gore le General Tommy Franks ba na le go bua ka dintlhakgolo tsa dikgang tse ba di ratang (dintlhakgolo tse Go re a di ratang ke tsa fa The Onion e bega go re ene le Tipper ba ne ba nna le thobalano e monate mo botshelong jwa bone fa a sena go latlhegelwa ke ditlhopho tsa Kholetšhe ka 2000. Here is the same text in Swahili:
Al Gore na Jenerali Tommy Franks kwa kawaida walinjuga mbali vichwa vya habari (Gore alijipata kwenye vichwa vya habari wakati Onion aliripoti kuwa yeye na Tipper walishiriki ngono baada ya kushindwa kwenye uchaguzi wa chuo).