A text in Zulu: Kusukela ekusungulweni kwayo, iThe Onion ibe uhlelo olulingisa izindaba olukhulu olunokwethenjelwa, olunezindaba ezishicilelwayo, iwebhusayithi edonse izivakashi ezihlukile ezi-5,000,000 enyangeni ka-Okthoba, izikhangiso zomuntu siqu, inethiwekhi yezindaba yamahora angu-24, ama-podcast, kanye nencwadi yamabalazwe esanda kumiswa ebizwa ngokuthi Our Dumb World.
The same text in Chinese (Simplified):
自创办以来，《洋葱报》已经成为一个名副其实的讽刺戏仿类新闻帝国，旗下拥有印刷刊物、网站（10 月份吸引了 500 万独立访问者）、个人广告、24 小时新闻网络、播客，以及近期推出的名为《我们的愚蠢世界》的世界地图集。