A text in Zulu: Kusukela ekusungulweni kwayo, iThe Onion ibe uhlelo olulingisa izindaba olukhulu olunokwethenjelwa, olunezindaba ezishicilelwayo, iwebhusayithi edonse izivakashi ezihlukile ezi-5,000,000 enyangeni ka-Okthoba, izikhangiso zomuntu siqu, inethiwekhi yezindaba yamahora angu-24, ama-podcast, kanye nencwadi yamabalazwe esanda kumiswa ebizwa ngokuthi Our Dumb World.
The same text in Chinese (Traditional):
自成立以來，洋蔥報已經成為一個名符其實的惡搞新聞王國，旗下事業囊括了印刷版新聞、光十月單月就吸引了 5 百萬獨立讀者的網站、個人廣告、24 小時新聞網、podcast、以及最近新發行的世界地圖集《Our Dumb World》。