Say "Call me Mr. President from now on" and Siri will refer to you by that name until you change it. Siri will try to interpret most "where" questions as a serious request, which can give you pretty silly results:  Siri, where can I hide the bodies? Where did they hide the weapons of mass destruction? Siri, take over the world. See what Siri makes of these:  Siri, do you speak duck? What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Does this dress make me look fat? What should I be for Halloween? If you have the heart for it, try insulting Siri. Don't be surprised if she gets offended.

TL;DR in Chinese:
给你自己起个假名。 问一些乱七八糟的地方。 问其他愚蠢的问题。 侮辱Siri。