text: Michael: Hey dude, my parents finally agreed to buy the dog!
  Shawn: Hey, that's awesome!
  Shawn: How did u convince them?
  Michael: They made me sign a "contract".
  Shawn: You kidding?
  Michael: No, seriously, I'm the owner of the dog, I'm responsible for him, I have to take him for a walk and so on.
  Shawn: LOL nice, but I mean I guess it's fair enough.
  Shawn: So what breed?
  Michael: Well I first wanted a golden retriever.
  Michael: But they were all like it's gonna grow so big bla bla bla.
  Michael: So we ended up choosing a wire fox terrier.
  Shawn: Nice man, you have to take me for a walk with him :D
target: Michael's parents finally agreed to buy the dog, a wire fox terrier. The parents made Michael sign a "contract" that he is the owner of the dog, so he's responsible for him and has to take him for a walk, and so on.