text: Keith: Im not doin this anymore
  Fritz: what?
  Keith: Hayley, its done
  Fritz: Duuuude great
  Fritz: I mean im sorry, yea, but shes a bitch xd
  Keith: she is, ya were all right
  Fritz: you see, dudes will always tell ya what to do
  Keith: XD i had to get to this point
  Keith: when youre absolutely done
  Fritz: good for ya!
  Fritz: so when will our king come to one of our parties
  Keith: Ya still on everyday?
  Fritz: almost xd
  Keith: ah yea I missed it
  Fritz: squad is what matters bro!
  Keith: hell yea!!
  Fritz: so how was it
  Keith: what
  Fritz: breakup how did u do it
  Keith: Emmm i just told her… its not gonna work
  Fritz: aaand what did she say?
  Keith: that im an asshole and ill regret it 8)
  Fritz: haha you will, after getting wasted tonight!!
  Keith: looooool :D
target: Keith broke up with Hayley.