text: José: Hey man!
  Alvarez: Hey brother! long time. I even heard you got married.
  José: Who told you that crap😂😂
  Alvarez: Im joking 😂 come on!
  José: Btw are you watching how Manchester United is playing lately.
  Alvarez: Yeah. We are playing like some village team. Just sell all the players!!
  José: It's never happening bro😂😂😂
  Alvarez: Then let us just settle for the bottom ten.
  José: No worries as long as they are not paying me
  Alvarez: Okay 😂
target: Alvarez and José are hopelessly disappointed with Machester United's performacne lately.