text: Chet: What should we get mom for Christmas?
  Anita: No idea. Clothes?
  Chet: No!
  Anita: Well, I like shopping for clothes.
  Chet: I hate it.
  Anita: Gift card?
  Chet: Too impersonal.
  Anita: I know, new coffee maker.
  Chet: Good idea. What about the cup kind?
  Anita: Aren't they expensive?
  Chet: No. The cups might be.
  Anita: True, but those are up to her!
  Chet: True!
  Anita: LOL!
  Chet: She will like all the different kinds.
  Anita: I think so too.
  Chet: Good, it's settled. You going to get it?
  Anita: Me? Why me?
  Chet: I don't shop!
  Anita: You can order it!
  Chet: Oh, yeah.
  Anita: All on you then. I'll get the card and wrap it.
  Chet: Deal. And pay me half.
  Anita: Okay.
target: Chet will get mom a new coffee maker for Christmas. Chet will order it and Anita will get the card and wrap it.