text: Lindsay: Boy! I'm so bored!
  Martin: Y?
  Lindsay: Got nothin to do. Duh.
  Martin: Aren't you at work?
  Lindsay: Yeah, so? 
  Martin: Well, coffee maybe?
  Lindsay: Nah, already had two. 
  Martin: Some office gossip?
  Lindsay: Nah, Lona's on sick leave.  
  Martin: Anyone else?
  Lindsay: Not really. I don't trust Maggie and Alex is mean to me.
  Martin: Why is she mean to you?
  Lindsay: Well, remember that Christmas party? 
  Martin: The last one?
  Lindsay: Aha. I spread some nasty rumours about her around the office. 
  Martin: What rumours?
  Lindsay: I told everyone she has herpes...
  Martin: That's so precious!
target: Lindsay is bored at work.