text: Paul: <file_photo>
  Paul: Fuck me, I’ve listened to May’s address today and I feel like she’s currently number one on the list of politicians I despise
  Matt: Mmm haven’t heard it yet. What does she say?
  Anton: She’s the embodiment of the will of the British people
  Anton: So she can’t be sacked 
  Paul: She can’t be sacked not only because she’s the personification of the iron will of the Island Race
  Paul: But also because renegotiation might be needed, new PM wouldn’t be able to make it before March deadline (idk why)
  Anton: Basically, there’s no Brexit without her!
  Anton: So she must stay and steer us through the no-deal fiasco she Herself Is Working On So Hard
  Anton: I agree with Paul that it was the most bizarre, ridiculous thing
  Anton: 🤮🤮🤮
  Matt: One of the weirdest things is that people criticise her for many things but then when the moment of praise comes (and it always does, fuck knows why) it’s for her RESILIENCE
  Matt: As if it was inherently positive
  Matt: I somehow can’t recall any world leader mentioned in history books because of this singular quality
  Anton: I feel like Fidel and Nicolas Maduro have been praised for the same thing
  Anton: Your memory is failing you my friend
  Matt: 🤣🤣🤣
  Paul: lmao
  Anton: But hey, we’re losing our time here chatting away while the British Pound sinks deeper and deeper
  Anton: We should be buying dollars 🤑
  Matt: We should be buying EUROS
  Paul: <file_other>
  Paul: We should be buying BOLÍVARES
  Matt: LOOOOL
target: Matt, Anton and Paul are discussion their dislike of Theresa May and her negotiations regarding Brexit. 