text: Irwin: Damnit, I left my backpack at your place
  Irwin: Can I come and get it tomorrow afternoon?
  Jeremy: No problem homie, it's safe here
  Irwin: Sweet, thanks! I don't know what's wrong with me, dude
  Irwin: This is not the first time I forget my stuff
  Jeremy: Maybe you've a crush on some chick
  Irwin: Bullcrap Jer, I don't need any more worries
  Jeremy: So I dunno, but being forgetful isn't the end of the world
  Irwin: You sound like my mother, but appreciate your positive thinking
  Jeremy: I'm the last dude to be a wet blanket though
  Irwin: That's your greatest virtue
target: Irwin will come and get his backpack from Jeremy's tomorrow afternoon.