text: Graham: i'm getting a new computer and i know you've always liked mine
  Jasper: i LOVE your computer <3
  Jasper: your computer is almost new, though
  Jasper: why are you getting rid of it??
  Graham: i just want a NEWER one lol
  Jasper: check you out $$$
  Jasper: rubbing it in my face that i have an oooooooooold computer
  Graham: i wanted to know if you wanted my computer
  Jasper: YES!!!!
  Jasper: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
  Graham: i'll swing by your place to drop it off later today
  Jasper: THANKS MAN!!!!
target: Graham is getting a new computer. Jasper will get his old one. Graham will come and drop it off later today.