text: Chris: so what are you doing with yourself got a fella?
  Jane: yes a recycled one
  Chris: what you mean
  Jane: an old boyfriend
  Chris: whos that then
  Jane: from Southampton and Taunton
  Chris: oh right when you were proper young
  Jane: yes lol
  Chris: what about your kid
  Jane: hes still lifeguarding but wants to get into teaching
  Chris: thats good
  Jane: hes got a gf in uni in Glos studying law
  Chris: shes brainy then
  Jane: she nice actually
  Chris: you may need it when your wicked past catches up with you lol
  Jane: you joker you never change
  Chris: never
  Jane: so how does your wife put up with you under her feet all day?
  Chris: I know I do her head in
  Jane: poor Soph, tell her to come and have a glass of wine with me one night
  Chris: oh I like that, she gets offered alcohol
  Jane: she needs it she has to put up with you lol
target: Jane came back to her old boyfriend from Southampton and Taunton. Her son works as a lifeguard but wants to get into teaching. He has a girlfriend who studies law. Jane wants to meet up with Chris' wife Soph. 