text: Michael: where the fuck have you been?
  Michael: I was waiting for you for an hour but you never showed up!
  Chase: fuck, I forgot, sorry ‘bout that
  Michael: asshole 
  Chase: sorry, mate. It wasn’t my fault
  Michael: hahahah
  Chase: I swear!
  Michael: dude, I was waiting for you for an hour!!!!!
  Chase: <file_gif>
  Michael: <file_gif>
  Chase: what the fuck is this?
  Michael: guess
  Chase: <file_photo>
target: Michael spent an hour waiting for Chase who did not show up.