text: Oscar: hey
  Jacob: dude i won't ditch this time i promise
  Oscar: just wanted to be sure before the last night
  Oscar: considering your previous record
  Jacob: i can't help if there's an emergency....
  Oscar: so, you ARE ditching......
  Jacob: dudeeeeee
  Jacob: okay i admit but it's not because i don't want to come
  Oscar: then what ?
  Jacob: she won't allow me.
  Jacob: ever since we have been married she wants all of my attention
  Jacob: she wasn't like that before
  Oscar: why do i get the feeling that this whole conversation is taking a different turn
  Jacob: seriously ?? You joking at a time like this ?
  Oscar: dude that's marriage....it bounds you
  Oscar: look what it did to you........it makes just more proud of myself as a single
  Jacob: nahhh man, you are just considering the 1 bad and ignoring the 99 goods
  Oscar: yeah, whatever......you coming tomorrow or not ? 
  Jacob: i already told you man its not upto me 
  Oscar: okay
  Jacob: okay.... I'll still ask tough...
target: Jacob's wife forbids him from seeing Oscar tomorrow.