text: Oscar: Hi, Martin. Do you remember me from Hemel School?
  Oscar: Do you remember the time we all went to Hitchin Priory for the 6th Form induction and we all got completely legless?
  Martin: Hello, Oscar. Yes I do remember you, just about. That was an incident I don't think I could ever forget.
  Oscar: Yeah, what I remember most is how you probably saved that other kid's life by making him eat raw eggs to vomit back up the whole bottle of vodka he drank.
  Martin: Yeah. John Griffiths, that was.
  Oscar: And you got punished for it anyway, the same as all of us. A week of detentions and clearing the school roof.
  Martin: True, but I suppose they had to get the lot of us. His mother sent a nice letter to my mum, tho'.
  Martin: Anyway, what are you doing these days?
  Oscar: I have been in Poland for 27 years, doing business.
  Martin: Nice. Mostly you get people coming the other way. What's it like out there?
  Oscar: It's perfectly OK, I like it. 
  Martin: OK, must dash, we'll catch up more later. Glad you found me on FB.
target: Oscar and Martin reminisce about the situation at Hemel School when they all get drunk and Oscar probably saved John Griffiths' life. They all got punished for the situation. Over the last 27 years Oscar's been doing businesses in Poland.