text: Ed: Mike, where the hell are you?
  Mike: I am still at school.
  Ed: Shouldn't you be home already?
  Ed: I don't have the key.
  Mike: I've got a chess club on Tuesdays.
  Mike: For the past three years.
  Ed: Could you skip it just once?
  Mike: Not when I am winning. You want the key, you come down here.
  Ed: All right chess master. Be there in an hour.
target: Ed couldn't get in because he didn't have the key, and Mike was at his chess club meeting. Ed had to go get the key from Mike.