text: Blake: I bought a new snowboard
  Jim: In the middle of winter, that’s such a waste of green
  Blake: But dude, I bought it such a bargain
  Bill: How on Earth again? You broke
  Blake: I met this dude on the slope, he was like man, I just broke my leg again on this piece of shit so I asked him: wanna sell
  Blake: And he was kinda tipsy and you know, said hell yeah:D
  Bill: You bastard! 
  Jim: This is insane, every time you just get lucky like that
  Blake: oh just stop bitchin:D
  Jim: Why? Will you lend it out:D?
  Blake: dude you don't even snowboard you ski:D
  Jim: Yeah but I could learn
  Bill: Same:D I wanna try out your gear!
target: Blake bought a snowboard from a dude he met on the slope. It was a bargain since the seller broke his leg on it.