text: Philippe: <file_photo>
  Philippe: I don't even know how to respond xDDDDD
  Jasmine: eeeeeeeee wait wat?
  Eve: jesus...I'm so happy I've already blocked her on facebook
  Philippe: how can anyone be so stupid to ask someone if they could SELL you a cap for the winter, and then say that you will give this person A VERY NICE NECKLACE in exchange for this cap..............................
  Philippe: and no money
  Eve: I don't know, she must be sick or whatever
  Jasmine: I'm still trying to process this conversation xd
  Philippe: I can't believe that a person who is sane would ever ask such a question
  Philippe: why the fuck won't she go to the mall or whatever and BUY a cap which usually costs nothing
  Eve: cause she can always TEXT YOU and offer you a very nice necklace ahhaahhhaah
  Philippe: ok, sounds reasonable XD
target: Philippe has issues with a girl on Facebook.