text: Jackie: Hi, have you heard about Jason?
  Milly: Hi! No, what happened?
  Jackie: It's pretty stupid, you know :D It has to do with his leg
  Milly: Keep talking
  Jackie: Writing!
  Milly: What?
  Jackie: I'm writing, not talking ;)
  Milly: Ok, ok, just get to the point!
  Jackie: You've heard about this punk band he's just joined, right?
  Milly: Yeah, but what happened?
  Jackie: Last night he was trying to do some crowdsurfing, jumped off the stage and...
  Milly: ...and broke his leg?
  Jackie: No, he ended up falling on this huge biker guy and they both ended up covered in beer
  Milly: Ouch! So did that biker guy break his leg then?
  Jackie: No! No broken leg, apparently he said "that rocked, young fellow" and they invited him on stage where they all got drunk after the show
  Milly: So what happened to his leg?
  Jackie: After the show he was so drunk that he started kicking a big dog and the dog bit his leg
  Milly: Oh come on, it seems to me that you're the drunk one here XD
target: Jason jumped off the stage yesterday where he was crowdfunding for his new band. He landed on a big biker guy who liked his behaviour. The bike invited the biker on stage where they all got drunk after the concert. After the show, Jason kicked a dog and it bit his leg.