text: Orion: I miss him :(
  Cordelia: Need i remind you that he cheated on you? Asshole! You deserve alot better!
  Orion: ...what? oh, right noo - im talking about our rat... he died
  Cordelia: SMITHERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOO
  Cordelia: D:
  Orion: the funeral was lovely sniff
target: Orion's partner cheated on him. Orion's rat has died.