text: Michael: Hi there! How was the concert yesterday?
  Michael: sorry I couldn't make it
  Ursula: not so good
  Michael: how come?
  Ursula: no one came
  Michael: wtf no one?????
  Ursula: not a soul
  Michael: oh gawd im so so sorry
  Ursula: it's ok, we played anyway. Only we didn't get paid of course
  Michael: fml
  Ursula: fml indeed
target: Michael couldn't come to the concert yesterday. Nobody came, so Ursula didn't get paid.