text: Josh: Which is better for x-mas, Toronto or Chicago?
  Willow: Well, duh...
  Willow: Chicago, dumass!
  Josh: Won't it be cold?
  Willow: Dude, they have the same weather, they're almost directly north and south of each other.
  Josh: Oh.
  Willow: Chicago is a great city. Excellent beer and food!
  Josh: Cool.
  Willow: And music!
  Josh: |;‑)
  Josh: Like what kind?
  Willow: Like every kind but lots of blues and hard rock. And some rap/grunge/hiphop.
  Josh: That could be cool. Thanks!
  Willow: NP
target: Willow thinks Chicago is better for Christmas than Toronto, because Chicago has excellent beer, food and music.