text: Dan: Ellie dumped me
  Sebastian: Oh crap
  Dan: Yeah, crap...
  Sebastian: What happened?
  Dan: I prefer not to talk about it right now... I'll tell you tomorrow, ok?
  Sebastian: Well, ok...
  Dan: Life's a piece of shit
  Sebastian: Don't tell me, my parrot died this morning
target: Dan was dumped by Ellie. He and Sebastian will talk about it tomorrow. Sebastian's parrot died this morning.