text: Howard: My neighbour's such an ass.
  Dave: Is he calling about the noise again?
  Howard: What else? We're not even doin' anything. Unbelievable!
  Dave: :-/ You want me to come over there and knock him upside the head? :)
  Howard: No, that won't be necessary ;) but thanks.
target: Howard's neighbour complains about the noise for no reason.