text: Joe: we need to clear the freaking basement
  Chris: let me know if I can help out
  Joe: it's a mess, I mean, it will take ages to get that shit out of there
  Chris: Why?
  Joe: there is literally EVERYTHING there, some crap my dad used to collect, hundreds of jars, old notes....
  Chris: maybe we should just burn it down and rebuild it
  Joe: that would probably be the quickest way
  Chris: Karen would probably not be too happy about it though hahahahhah
target: Joe wants their basement cleared up. Chris suggests burning the basement down and rebuilding it.