text: James: <file_photo>
  Anne: omg ;/
  Peter: ewwwww!!!!
  James: Mike's sending this to everyone :/ he's saying it's me
  Anne: pff, it's obviously photoshopped
  Peter: yeah, still looks awful, geez man
  James: have you seen it? did he send it to you already?
  Anne: nope, he probably knows we're on your side
  James: what should i do?
  Peter: i'd beat the shit out of him
  Peter: because srsly wtf
target: Mike's sending James' photoshopped picture to everyone. It looks awful so Peter tells him to do something with that.  