text: Josh: hey
  Josh: this may sound bad but... what happened last night?
  Angie: You... don't remember?
  Josh: i was drunk out of my mind.. still hungover now...
  Josh: pls tell me i didnt do anything weird
  Angie: Well...
  Josh: oh god
  Angie: Calm down!
  Angie: You acted like a complete fucking idiot and broke some things but nothing REALLY serious happened, so chill
  Josh: u sure?
  Angie: You bet your ass I am, but this is the last time I'm putting up with this kind of shit
  Josh: im really sorry... i swear it wont happen again
target: Josh was drunk last night and broke some things but nothing serious happened. Angie is angry with him and he promises not to do that again.