text: Allan: Kylie wants to send me on a diet again
  Harold: don't to it man, it's suicide
  Allan: i know, i barely survived my last diet
  Harold: how much did you loose then?
  Allan: 3 kilograms i think
  Harold: and how long did it take?
  Allan: freaking 3 months lol
  Harold: see? it's not worth it :D
  Allan: i know, and she wants me to get rid of bread and similar products
  Harold: so burgers are not allowed?
  Allan: nope
  Harold: dude fuck that
  Allan: yeah :D i can't agree to this again
  Harold: if you will need to escape my doors are always open
  Allan: hahahah, i just need a sleeping bag right?
  Harold: i can give you one :D
target: Harold doesn't want to diet although Kylie wants him to. Last time it took him three months to lose three kilos. Harold offers him a place to stay.