text: David: Hey, seen that game from LeBron last night? :D
  Ryan: No, I am about to watch the highlights, so shut up about the score. 
  David: I won’t say anything… BESIDES THE FACT, THAT HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED TORONTO!!
  Ryan: Hah, thank you jerk. Useful as fuck 
  David: Always at your service. Watch it asap.
  Ryan: Yeah, I’m on it. 
  David: I said ASAP!
target: Ryan's going to watch the highlights of a basketball match but David spoils everything by saying that LeBron was instrumental in defeating Toronto.