text: Joan: Hello dear, didn't see you in church today!
  Jean: Oh, well, my back is playing me up, I think it's sciatica again!
  Joan: Oh no! Not again! Tom had that, he was in pain for weeks.
  Jean: Well, it's not too bad at the moment, I've got some of Donald's painkillers just in case.
  Joan: Now you be careful, check they haven't expired.
  Jean: No, they're fine, he has loads!
  Joan: Don't become an opiate addict will you, darling?
  Jean: I'm not that stupid! I am very careful with medicines, you do remember that we were both nurses for 40 bloody years, don't you!
  Joan: Yes, of course, but I know that when you're in pain it's easy to self-medicate and overdo it. Perhaps you should go to the Dr.
  Jean: Maybe, if it gets worse, they're busy enough with real problems.
  Joan: Well, just take care, that's all. How are Maisy, Harry and the kids?
  Jean: Well, the two oldest have just started secondary and Idris hates it! The little ones are still in primary, getting on well, it seems. Harry may have to move to Scotland, though.
  Joan: Oh, that's so far away, let's hope not!
  Jean: Yes, but it's lots more money, so he is considering it seriously.
  Joan: Well, I'm sure it'll work out for the best. Did Stella call in? 
  Jean: Yes, after church, she came in snooping to see why I didn't turn up, nosy bitch!
  Joan: Well, since Ken died she's lonely and wants to chat even more, she doesn't come up for air!
  Jean: You're telling me! She stayed for almost 3 hours, I had to tell her I had to go to bed to rest my back, couldn't get rid of her otherwise!
  Joan: I'm the same, I do try and dodge her at church if possible, but she often seeks me out and I'm stuck for the whole morning, she insists on going to the Church Hall for coffees.
  Jean: Perhaps we should try to find her a new husband! Your brother's a widower, isn't he? 
  Joan: Bloody Nora! Can you imagine having Stella as your sister in law! No, I don't think Bill will be up for that!
  Jean: Anyway, must go start dinner, see you next Weds, hopefully, back permitting.
  Joan: Rest yourself now, lovely. See you soon!
target: Jean didn't come to church today due to her back pain. Jean takes painkillers for it. Jean and Joan were nurses for 40 years. Harry is considering moving to Scotland for work. Stella visited Jean after church and overstayed her welcome as she tends to do. Joan's brother is a widower.