text: Doug: My car got keyed in Walmart!
  Mia: Oh no! Wasn't it new?
  Doug: Brand new!
  Mia: That sucks! People are dicks!
  Doug: I'm soooo pissed!
  Mia: Don't blame you!
  Doug: Guess I'll call insurance. Sux.
  Mia: I'd get an estimate first. You might want to skip insurance cause your deductible will go up.
  Doug: True. If I can get it fixed cheap I might as well pay for it.
  Mia: Yep.
  Doug: Just sucks! I don't have time for this!
  Mia: Gotta work to pay for that new scratched car! LOL!
  Doug: Exactly...
  Mia: It could be worse.
  Doug: I know...
  Mia: It does suck though, sorry!
  Doug: Thanks!
  Mia: If I can help, let me know.
  Doug: Yeah, fix the scratch?
  Mia: Very funny.
  Doug: J/K
target: Doug's car got keyed in Walmart. He will try to have it fixed before calling the insurance company.