text: Crista: Hi Kelly, just a question.
  Kelly: Yes, babes?
  Crista: Do we have coffee machine or cafetière for coffees tomorrow?
  Kelly: No need, love. We're a load of philistines, just the kettles and some instant, Gold Blend, Nescafe, Carte Noire if you want to push the boat out.
  Crista: OK, LOL. Forgot you Welsh have no taste!
  Kelly: 😆 See you!
target: Kelly doesn't have a coffee machine nor a cafetière to make coffees for tomorrow. Instead, she has a choice of instant coffee brands.