text: Ellen: listen to this, you won't believe it
  Christina: what happened?
  Ellen: do you remember that girl susie from work?
  Ellen: i've told you about her many times
  Ellen: super popular, everyone likes her
  Christina: yes i remember her :-)
  Christina: from what i can remember you don't like her that much
  Christina: right? :-/
  Ellen: right, "hate" is a strong word but i'll go ahead and say it
  Ellen: i hate her
  Ellen: she's just really conceited and thinks she's better than everyone else
  Christina: what did she do?
  Ellen: she got a haircut two days ago and the hairdresser messed up
  Ellen: she cut her hair WAYYYYYYY shorter on the right side
  Christina: hahaha thats funny
  Ellen: wait for it
  Ellen: so she comes to the office yesterday really confident looking like a mess
  Christina: i think that would make you happy ???
  Ellen: NO!!!!!
  Ellen: because everybody likes her so much that a couple of the girls got the same haircut
  Ellen: the same messed up haircut!!!
  Christina: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
  Christina: that's really funny!!!
  Ellen: no it't not! lol
  Ellen: everyone's talking about it and some of the girls say they'll get the same haircut
  Christina: i don't get the women in your office
target: Ellen hates one of her workmates even though everyone else likes her. Christina finds it funny.