text: Gail: :P
  Paul: :O
  Gail: Hi :)
  Paul: Oh... so you're no longer mad at me?
  Gail: I never was, you know I like to pretend I'm angry ;)
  Paul: You were fucking with me as usual :P
  Gail: Don't be vulgar
  Paul: Or...?
  Gail: Or?
  Paul: Or you'll get mad at me again?
  Gail: Oh come on now
  Paul: :P
  Gail: You know I like you
  Paul: Yeah yeah yeah
  Gail: You're worse than my spinster aunt :P
  Paul: Oh, now I understand who you got your evil woman genes from :P
  Gail: Hah!
  Paul: Ok, just kidding
  Gail: I would hope so!
  Paul: ;)
  Gail: Heh
  Paul: Wanna go out tonight, eat a pizza or something?
  Gail: Are you hitting on me?
  Paul: Yep
  Gail: Now that was unexpected
  Paul: Nah, just kidding
  Gail: :'( You just broke my heart
  Paul: Srsly?!?
  Gail: Nah :P :D
target: Paul jokingly invites Gail to a date tonight.