text: Ash: No, srsly! This one is a keeper!
  Clem: Rly?
  Ash: Yeah. Do u wanna know what it is?
  Clem: Sure. Fire away. Can't be worse than the previous one.
  Ash: U mean beer making?
  Clem: The one and only!
  Ash: No, it's better! And a lot cheaper! U just have to wait.
  Clem: So, are u going to tell me what u came up with this time?
  Ash: Replying to spam mail :)
  Clem: What?
  Ash: I got this idea when a Nigerian prince made me an offer I could not refuse ;)
  Clem: So scamming the scammers? ;)
  Ash: Basically :)
  Clem: Any successes so far?
  Ash: A bunch! I'm currently negotiating a contract on gold shipment, trying to get some medical information on penis enlargement, and deciding whether or not to accept a wire transfer of $10 mil ;)
  Clem: Wow! Didn't u get an inheritance from a relative you've never heard of?
  Ash: Not yet ;) But time w8s for no one ;)
target: Ash is replying to spam mail. He was offered a wire transfer of $10 milions, he was negotiating gold shipment and getting information on penis enlargement.