text: Dave: WHo has eaten my last bagel????????? looking at you, Pete!
  Pete: I swear it wasn;t me, man, I mean not like i didn't want to but there were pickles in it. you know i hate pickles lol
  Dave: that's true... Jeff, one more shit like that and you're out of the house!!!! NO JOKE
  Jeff: chill out, dude, it was just a bagel. and wasnt even that good, u owe me an apology
target: Jeff ate Dave's last bagel.