text: Renee: So there's a male scrub turkey with his giant mounded nest of twigs hoping to attract a girlfriend across the way. 
  Manuel: :))
  Renee: I’m sorry to say that Phoenix may have scared off a prospective candidate yesterday evening, but turkey bird HAS chosen to build his nest on a street corner
  Manuel: I suspect those corner nest building genes will not be passed on to any offspring
  Renee: Lol you are so right
  Manuel: Sorry, always thinking of DNA
  Renee: There's one bird that's building a nest in the car park of a 5 star resort up at Kingscliff. Every hour a staff member comes out to take it apart, then the bird spends the next hour rebuilding it. Saw it with my own eyes while we were chatting to a guy in the jewellery store
  Manuel: Aww that's just mean
  Renee: Funny though
  Manuel: Let the poor guy find out the hard way
  Renee: I wonder what they taste like?
  Manuel: Chicken, I suppose. But you'd want him a bit plumper. Defeather and debone that and you'll end up with two mouthfuls.
  Renee: Not worth the effort really 🤔
  Manuel: Nah. But I like the way your mind works. 😂
  Renee: And that's why we're friends x
  Manuel: There’s an arsehole bird out the front of Tweed Ambo Station, maybe called Stephen or Eric, who has emptied the hospital grounds of mulch onto Stations driveway. It’s a mess and Steve/Eric is at it all day.
  Renee: Ok I actually choked on my tea
  Renee: Is Steve/Eric one bird or are there actually two?
  Manuel: Who the fuck knows. Annoying though
  Renee: I think we'll all be happy when nesting season is over
target: It's nesting season for birds. Renee and Manuel watch them build nests. Some birds are unsuccessful in their endeavours. Some make a lot of mess.