text: David: The router keeps on dropping out all the time.
  Tim: Yeah the internet is a bit shit over here.
  David: You don't say!
  David: It's like being back in the 90s but without the hookers and blow!
  Tim: It does suck dick badly.
  David: Like a 2 dollar Bangkok Betty
  Tim: LOL
  David: But seriously we have to do something about this. It is starting to affect my gaming and my work.
  Tim: Fuck the work it's the gaming that's the worry.
  David: LOL
  David: Do we have any other options in terms of providers?
  Tim: I looked around and this is the only one that has unlimited data.
  Tim: Everyone else charges for data.
  David: Could it be that the router is a bit fucked?
  Tim: Possibly.
  David: Maybe give tech support a call tomorrow and whine to them about the router.
  Tim: might give it a shot. Though I doubt that it will change anything.
  David: Anything has got to be better than these speeds and stability.
  Tim: It's steam and hamster powered internet over here. LOL
  David: LOL
  David: Are you going to give them a call tomorrow or shall I?
  Tim: Nah, It's alright. I'll do it.
  David: Great! Good luck! :-)
  Tim: I'll need it. LOL
target: Tim and David are fed up with the internet speed. Tim will call tech support tomorrow.