text: Tom: How about blind date? <file_other>
  Mark: I hope he was my date <file_photo>
  Jonathan: It’s easy to pull off a turtle neck as long as you take off your glasses first.
  George: HA HA
  Barry: You don't know how right you are lol. I actually broke mine a while back doing just that :(
  Kimi: OMG
  Jimmy: Nice one , Mark :)
  Cameron:  it seems kinda sweet until you get to 6.5
  Chelsea: The hufflepuff one sounds lovely - why are we always attracted to the slytherins 🙄💛💚
  Spencer: Oh dear... *everyone* knows a 6.5 is really a sugar-coated 4. Harsh!
  Cameron:  Where does 6.5 rate on The guardian blind date ratings scale? 
  Cameron: 10 - possibly see again
  Cameron: 9 - nice, possible peck on cheek
  Cameron: 8.5 - ok, gave real phone number
  Cameron: 8 - meh, Chinese takeaway number 
  Cameron: 7.5 - sex offender with good table manners
  Cameron: 7 - sex offender with no table manners
  Cameron: 6.5 - genocidal maniac
  Ida: Ha ha at first glance I thought they were the same person!
  Alex: They never seem to hit it off on this column. Must be something to do with Guardian readers.
  Clare: Alex Aznable You’re reading the Guardian.
  Alex: Aznable Am I? Shiiiiiit.
  Sharon: When did it change from polo neck? <file_photo> I must have missed that memo
  Jonathan: Americanism
target: Cameron describes The Guardian blind date ratings scale. Alex criticizes The Guardian readers.