text: Jeff: ok, I managed to catch the train but I didn't manage to shit...
  John: ahahah, you can do it on the plane
  Jeff: nooo, I hate it, I'll bring it home I guess
  Irvin: I remember around 15 years ago
  Irvin: there was news on tv that a huge ball of ice fell on a car somewhere
  Irvin: sth like 1m radius
  Irvin:  they didn't know what it was
  Irvin: and then realised it was a toilette load of a plane that was flying over the place
  Jeff: hahaha, are you suggesting I should bomb something?
  Irvin: I guess you need some cooperation from the pilot
  John: but what a probability that something like this would fall on your car
  Irvin: yes, one in billions I suppose
  Jeff: shit is our favourite topic, have you realised?
  Irvin: life is shit
  Jeff: then we're philosophers
target: Jeff catched the train. He will take the plane. 