text: Jax: i know this book is meant to be powerful or whatever but i really bloody hate it. do your super brainy thng and tell me what i'm missing pleease
  Ruby: Omg no hard same, I hate it. I always find it hard to connect with a book if the protagonists are literal garbage, and Heathcliff is the worst.
  Jax: before i read it I thought it was a romace novel but now i see that i was horribly deceived
  Jax: heathcliff needs to meet my mum. my mum would kick his arse
  Ruby: And how many narrators does one book need?
  Jax: and why is the narrator narrating the narrator?
  Ruby: I DON'T KNOW but it's the most irritating narrative structure I've ever read.
  Jax: and wtf is up with catherine always locking herself in her room and making herself ill when she doesn't get her way? kids are mre mature than that. i am more mature than that
  Ruby: It really pisses me off that Heathcliff abuses Isabella, but even in this day and age we're supposed to believe he's a Byronic hero, like, okay, sure, let's side-sweep the abuse because he's tragic or whatever.
  Jax: i wasn't aware that it was okay to abuse women if you could pull of standing around the moors but i guess heathcliff has paved the way
  Ruby: LMFAO
  Jax: the woman i love is dead. should i kidnap her daughter? i guess it's fine because i look really spiffing in breeches and a cravat
  Ruby: The thought of you in breeches and a cravat is hilarious.
  Jax: you mean HANDSOME and also  OVERWHELMINGLY HANDSOME
  Ruby: And the caps finally make an appearence.
  Jax: weirdly i used to date an isabella
  Ruby: You did?
  Jax: yeah for like two years
  Ruby: You did?
  Jax: yeah for like 2 years
  Ruby: Wow. I've never dated anyone for that long.
  Jax: how long have you been with your boyfriend?
  Ruby: Oh. Just over a year I suppose.
  Jax: you suppose?
  Ruby: Things with him have been sort of shit for a while so I don't really like thinking about it.
  Jax: oh
  Jax: i'm sorry, i didn't realise
  Ruby: I'm at his flat now. His mates are here. He didn't tell me they'd be watching football so I'm sitting here with nothing to do.
  Ruby: TBH I don't even know why I'm here because one of the guys who came over once tried to grope me and I've felt really uncomfortable around him ever since.
  Jax: wtf that's awful - did you tell your boyfriend about it
target: Jax and Ruby don't like neither the narration nor the characters in the book. Ruby's at her boyfriend's flat. She hasn't been getting on well with him for a while. 