text: Martin: Did you know Shelly dumped Jeff?
  Fabian: What? Why?!
  Martin: She said he's a dumb douchebag who only talks about baseball and beer
  Fabian: Wtf XD
  Martin: Well, her diagnosis was kinda correct XD
  Fabian: Kinda XD
  Martin: Did you talk to him?
  Fabian: Yeah, but he was drunk
  Martin: Understandable
  Fabian: I know
target: Fabian and Martin's friend, Shelly, broke up with Jeff because he was too interested in baseball and beer.