text: John: Look, Bristol Stool Scale - perfect to read in the morning. <file_photo>
  Henry: :-/
  John: I was expecting a pic of your poop 
  Henry: No, sorry :(
  John: Constipations are the worst!
  Henry: no no, I had a nice poop this morning! I never really am constipated.
  John: My man! :D
  Henry: Maybe I should write it on my tinder profile? "Never really constipated"
  John: I think it's a good metaphor.
  Henry: About emotions etc?
  John: Yes, like very psychoanalytic. And showing you're not pretentious.
  Henry: Hehe. Maybe still not the best strategy overall though.
target: John sent Henry Bristol Stool Scale. John was expecting a pic of Henry's poop. Henry had a nice poop this morning but isn't willing to send a pic. 