### Patient: Doctor, I have been experiencing pain and discomfort in my anal area. I suspect I may be suffering from hemorrhoids. 
### Doctor: I see. Given your symptoms, I would recommend a few medications to help with the hemorrhoids. You will need to take Midazolam (Versed), Docusate (Colace), Hydrocortisone Topical, Fentanyl, Meperidine (Demerol), Psyllium, Hydrocortisone-Pramoxine Topical, Hydrocortisone, Pramoxine Topical, Methylcellulose (Citrucel), Calcium Polycarbophil (Fibercon), and Dibucaine Topical.