### Patient: Doctor, I have been feeling a lot of discomfort in my stomach and constipated for the past few days. I think I may have an intestinal obstruction, what medication should I take?
### Doctor: I am sorry to hear that you are experiencing such discomfort. You will need to take a combination of medications to treat an intestinal obstruction. Polyethylene Glycol 3350 (Miralax), Magnesium Citrate, Docusate (Colace), Glycerin (Fleet), Bisacodyl (The Magic Bullet), Lactulose, Calcium Polycarbophil (Fibercon), Diatrizoate, Alpha 1-Antitrypsin, and Cefotetan will be required to treat your intestinal obstruction.