### Patient: Doctor, I think I dislocated my hip. It's very painful and I can't move my leg.
### Doctor: Based on your symptoms, I am prescribing you morphine, propofol, or midazolam to help manage your pain. Additionally, I am going to administer ketamine to provide sedation and relax your muscles while I relocate the joint. Once we have the joint back in place, I will prescribe olsalazine and tetracycline to avoid any infection, and bisacodyl to avoid any constipation from the medications. I will also prescribe methohexital and meperidine to help manage any post-procedure pain you may experience.