### Patient: Doctor, I have been experiencing some strange symptoms lately, including excessive growth, being cross-eyed, and having either bowlegs or knock-knees. Do you have any idea what could be causing this?
### Doctor: Based on your symptoms, it's possible that you are suffering from a parasitic infection known as acariasis. This condition is caused by mites that can infest the skin and lead to a variety of symptoms including excessive growth and bone abnormalities. I would recommend running some tests to confirm the diagnosis and then starting a course of treatment to get rid of the mites and alleviate your symptoms.