Orthopedic spinal surgeries, such as laminectomies or decompressions, have the potential to significantly increase quality of life for patients suffering from a spectrum of health issues ranging from neuropathy to chronic pain. Patients suffering from neurological symptoms such as weakness or neuropathy may lose significant function and become unable to perform the activities of daily living, however these delicate surgical interventions also come with significant risks to the health and well-being of those same patients. This is especially true with patients who have predisposing health conditions. Here, we discuss the effects of surgery on a patient with severe obesity, multiple confounding pre-existing conditions, and significant polypharmacy. An initially unremarkable spinal laminectomy and decompression surgery resulted in severe intraoperative complications that necessitated direct admission to the intensive care unit for significant post-operative management before he was able to be discharged safely. Although not a case of incredible rarity, we hope it can contribute to the growing body of data about the role of predisposing health conditions and polypharmacy in calculating and understanding the risks of orthopaedic surgery.