Paraneoplastic manifestation (PNM) of cancers is a non-metastatic, non-invasive systemic effect of malignancies due to chemokines and hormones produced by the primary neoplasm. Squamous cell cancers (SCCs) are known to present with PNM. Primary SCC of thyroid accounts for <1% of all thyroid malignancies and carries a very poor prognosis. We present a rare case of SCC arising from the thyroid gland who presented with fever, leukemoid reaction and hypercalcemia as part of PNM. A 67-year-old male patient presented with two months history of intermittent high-grade fever, weakness, loss of weight and appetite. Examination revealed a large (~10 cm) hard swelling over the right side of the neck. Investigations revealed neutrophilic leukocytosis, elevated C-reactive protein (CRP) and procalcitonin and hypercalcemia with a normal thyroid-stimulating hormone (TSH). The fever workup was negative for infection. Fine-needle aspiration cytology (FNAC) and core biopsy of the thyroid mass revealed malignant cells with squamous differentiation. An extensive search for possible other primary was ruled out by triple endoscopy. The combination of fever, neutrophilic leukocytosis, hypercalcemia and squamous malignancy was consistent with a diagnosis of PNM of SCC. A fluorodeoxyglucose-positron emission tomography (FDG-PET) CT scan showed a heterogeneously enhancing mass lesion in the right lobe of the thyroid with some retrosternal extension. He underwent total thyroidectomy with bilateral central compartment neck dissection. Final histopathology revealed moderately differentiated SCC of the thyroid. Concurrent chemoradiation was given. Despite continued chemotherapy, he succumbed to illness within six months of diagnosis. Primary SCC of thyroid (PSCCT) is a rare malignancy. It is a highly aggressive tumor having a poor prognosis with a median survival time of about 9-12 months and less clearly defined therapy due to its rarity. Paraneoplastic manifestation of PSCCT is known. As fever, leukemoid reaction and hypercalcemia can be a paraneoplastic manifestation, one should think of PSCCT.