Primary Sjögren’s syndrome (pSS) is a complex, multisystem autoimmune disorder. It is characterized by lymphocytic infiltration of the exocrine glands. In the setting of pSS, the presence of systemic disease is an important prognostic determinant, but involvement of the kidney is uncommon. The triad of pSS, distal renal tubular acidosis (dRTA), and central pontine myelinolysis (CPM) is rare and potentially fatal. A 42-year-old woman presented with dRTA, profound hypokalemia, and CPM characterized by progressive global quadriparesis, ophthalmoplegia, and encephalopathy. Sjögren’s syndrome was diagnosed based on sicca symptoms, clinical features, and strongly positive anti-SSA/Ro and anti-SSB/La autoantibodies. The patient responded well to electrolyte replacement, acid-base correction, corticosteroids, and subsequent cyclophosphamide therapy. Early recognition and appropriate treatment resulted in good kidney and neurological outcomes in this case. This report highlights the need to consider the diagnosis of pSS in unexplained dRTA and CPM, as it has a favorable prognosis if recognized and managed timeously.