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Solve the following problem using Python, implementing the functions described below, one line at a time
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Description:
 def things(random=random, *args, **kwargs):
 """ Return a set of things. 'two secrets, two secrets, and two secrets' 'A Mighty Poop, A Mighty Poop, And A Mighty Poop' """

    return inflectify.join([a_thing(random=random), a_thing(random=random), a_thing(random=random)])