As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
"Si una simple broma, aunque sea de mal gusto, es lo único que nos pueden reprochar nuestros adversarios después de cinco años de ejercer la Presidencia de la República, Eso quiere decir que no lo hemos hecho mal", declaró en una primera reacción Kwasniewski.
Postion	Tokenization
1	"
2	Si
3	una
4	simple
5	broma
6	,
7	aunque
8	sea
9	de
10	mal
11	gusto
12	,
13	es
14	lo
15	único
16	que
17	nos
18	pueden
19	reprochar
20	nuestros
21	adversarios
22	después
23	de
24	cinco
25	años
26	de
27	ejercer
28	la
29	Presidencia
30	de
31	la
32	República
33	,
34	Eso
35	quiere
36	decir
37	que
38	no
39	lo
40	hemos
41	hecho
42	mal
43	"
44	,
45	declaró
46	en
47	una
48	primera
49	reacción
50	Kwasniewski
51	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	"	PUNCT	45	punct
2	Si	SCONJ	13	mark
3	una	DET	5	det
4	simple	ADJ	5	amod
5	broma	NOUN	13	nsubj
6	,	PUNCT	11	punct
7	aunque	SCONJ	11	mark
8	sea	AUX	11	cop
9	de	ADP	11	case
10	mal	ADJ	11	amod
11	gusto	NOUN	13	advcl
12	,	PUNCT	11	punct
13	es	AUX	35	advcl
14	lo	PRON	19	det
15	único	ADJ	19	amod
16	que	PRON	19	obj
17	nos	PRON	19	iobj
18	pueden	AUX	19	aux
19	reprochar	VERB	13	ccomp
20	nuestros	DET	21	det
21	adversarios	NOUN	19	nsubj
22	después	ADV	19	advmod
23	de	ADP	25	case
24	cinco	NUM	25	nummod
25	años	NOUN	22	obl
26	de	ADP	27	mark
27	ejercer	VERB	25	acl
28	la	DET	29	det
29	Presidencia	PROPN	27	obj
30	de	ADP	32	case
31	la	DET	32	det
32	República	PROPN	29	flat
33	,	PUNCT	13	punct
34	Eso	PRON	35	nsubj
35	quiere	VERB	45	ccomp
36	decir	NOUN	35	compound
37	que	SCONJ	41	mark
38	no	ADV	41	advmod
39	lo	PRON	41	obj
40	hemos	AUX	41	aux
41	hecho	VERB	35	ccomp
42	mal	ADV	41	advmod
43	"	PUNCT	35	punct
44	,	PUNCT	35	punct
45	declaró	VERB	0	root
46	en	ADP	49	case
47	una	DET	49	det
48	primera	ADJ	49	amod
49	reacción	NOUN	45	obl
50	Kwasniewski	PROPN	45	nsubj
51	.	PUNCT	45	punct