As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
Menos gaitas templaba Martín Ferrand en Abc: despotricaba del síndrome del PP (primar la obediencia al talento) y afeaba a la ministra no haber leído a "Gracián y no saber que 'tontos son todos los que lo parecen y la mitad de los que no lo parecen'....
Postion	Tokenization
1	Menos
2	gaitas
3	templaba
4	Martín
5	Ferrand
6	en
7	Abc
8	:
9	despotricaba
10	del
11	síndrome
12	del
13	PP
14	(
15	primar
16	la
17	obediencia
18	al
19	talento
20	)
21	y
22	afeaba
23	a
24	la
25	ministra
26	no
27	haber
28	leído
29	a
30	"
31	Gracián
32	y
33	no
34	saber
35	que
36	'
37	tontos
38	son
39	todos
40	los
41	que
42	lo
43	parecen
44	y
45	la
46	mitad
47	de
48	los
49	que
50	no
51	lo
52	parecen
53	'
54	...
55	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Menos	ADV	2	advmod
2	gaitas	NOUN	3	obj
3	templaba	VERB	0	root
4	Martín	PROPN	3	nsubj
5	Ferrand	PROPN	4	flat
6	en	ADP	7	case
7	Abc	PROPN	3	obl
8	:	PUNCT	9	punct
9	despotricaba	VERB	3	advcl
10	del	ADP	11	case
11	síndrome	NOUN	9	obj
12	del	ADP	13	case
13	PP	PROPN	11	nmod
14	(	PUNCT	15	punct
15	primar	VERB	11	acl
16	la	DET	17	det
17	obediencia	NOUN	15	obj
18	al	ADP	19	case
19	talento	NOUN	15	obj
20	)	PUNCT	15	punct
21	y	CCONJ	22	cc
22	afeaba	VERB	9	conj
23	a	ADP	25	case
24	la	DET	25	det
25	ministra	NOUN	22	iobj
26	no	ADV	28	advmod
27	haber	AUX	28	aux
28	leído	VERB	22	ccomp
29	a	ADP	31	case
30	"	PUNCT	31	punct
31	Gracián	PROPN	28	obj
32	y	CCONJ	37	cc
33	no	ADV	37	advmod
34	saber	AUX	37	aux
35	que	SCONJ	37	mark
36	'	SYM	37	nmod
37	tontos	ADJ	28	conj
38	son	AUX	37	cop
39	todos	DET	40	det
40	los	DET	42	det
41	que	PRON	43	nsubj
42	lo	PRON	43	xcomp
43	parecen	VERB	37	csubj
44	y	CCONJ	46	cc
45	la	DET	46	det
46	mitad	NOUN	42	conj
47	de	ADP	51	case
48	los	DET	51	det
49	que	PRON	52	nsubj
50	no	ADV	52	advmod
51	lo	PRON	52	xcomp
52	parecen	VERB	46	acl
53	'	SYM	37	nmod
54	...	PUNCT	3	punct
55	.	PUNCT	3	punct