As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
Ya sé que la vida, en general, no está para bromas y que un partido de fútbol como el de ayer, algo tan tonto y que puede ser a la vez algo tan bello, merece la misma calificación oficial / policial que un terremoto: máximo riesgo.
Postion	Tokenization
1	Ya
2	sé
3	que
4	la
5	vida
6	,
7	en
8	general
9	,
10	no
11	está
12	para
13	bromas
14	y
15	que
16	un
17	partido
18	de
19	fútbol
20	como
21	el
22	de
23	ayer
24	,
25	algo
26	tan
27	tonto
28	y
29	que
30	puede
31	ser
32	a
33	la
34	vez
35	algo
36	tan
37	bello
38	,
39	merece
40	la
41	misma
42	calificación
43	oficial
44	/
45	policial
46	que
47	un
48	terremoto
49	:
50	máximo
51	riesgo
52	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Ya	ADV	2	advmod
2	sé	VERB	0	root
3	que	SCONJ	13	mark
4	la	DET	5	det
5	vida	NOUN	13	nsubj
6	,	PUNCT	7	punct
7	en	ADP	13	advmod
8	general	NOUN	7	fixed
9	,	PUNCT	7	punct
10	no	ADV	13	advmod
11	está	AUX	13	cop
12	para	ADP	13	case
13	bromas	NOUN	2	ccomp
14	y	CCONJ	39	cc
15	que	SCONJ	39	mark
16	un	DET	17	det
17	partido	NOUN	39	nsubj
18	de	ADP	19	case
19	fútbol	NOUN	17	nmod
20	como	SCONJ	21	mark
21	el	DET	17	det
22	de	ADP	21	case
23	ayer	ADV	21	advmod
24	,	PUNCT	25	punct
25	algo	PRON	17	nmod
26	tan	ADV	27	advmod
27	tonto	ADJ	25	amod
28	y	CCONJ	35	cc
29	que	PRON	35	nsubj
30	puede	AUX	35	aux
31	ser	AUX	35	cop
32	a	ADP	35	advmod
33	la	DET	32	fixed
34	vez	NOUN	32	fixed
35	algo	PRON	25	conj
36	tan	ADV	37	advmod
37	bello	ADJ	35	amod
38	,	PUNCT	25	punct
39	merece	VERB	13	conj
40	la	DET	42	det
41	misma	DET	40	det
42	calificación	NOUN	39	obj
43	oficial	ADJ	42	amod
44	/	PUNCT	43	punct
45	policial	ADJ	43	amod
46	que	SCONJ	48	mark
47	un	DET	48	det
48	terremoto	NOUN	42	nmod
49	:	PUNCT	51	punct
50	máximo	ADJ	51	amod
51	riesgo	NOUN	42	appos
52	.	PUNCT	2	punct