As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
Of course, they couldn't call him either to ask about it because apparently they don't keep their employees' phone numbers (riiight), so I would have to return on Monday (driving for 3 days now with no wheel lock should I get a flat).
Postion	Tokenization
1	Of
2	course
3	,
4	they
5	couldn't
6	could
7	n't
8	call
9	him
10	either
11	to
12	ask
13	about
14	it
15	because
16	apparently
17	they
18	don't
19	do
20	n't
21	keep
22	their
23	employees
24	'
25	phone
26	numbers
27	(
28	riiight
29	)
30	,
31	so
32	I
33	would
34	have
35	to
36	return
37	on
38	Monday
39	(
40	driving
41	for
42	3
43	days
44	now
45	with
46	no
47	wheel
48	lock
49	should
50	I
51	get
52	a
53	flat
54	)
55	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Of	ADV	7	advmod
2	course	ADV	1	fixed
3	,	PUNCT	7	punct
4	they	PRON	7	nsubj
5	couldn't	_	None	_
6	could	AUX	7	aux
7	n't	PART	7	advmod
8	call	VERB	0	root
9	him	PRON	7	obj
10	either	ADV	7	advmod
11	to	PART	11	mark
12	ask	VERB	7	advcl
13	about	ADP	13	case
14	it	PRON	11	obl
15	because	SCONJ	19	mark
16	apparently	ADV	19	advmod
17	they	PRON	19	nsubj
18	don't	_	None	_
19	do	AUX	19	aux
20	n't	PART	19	advmod
21	keep	VERB	7	advcl
22	their	PRON	21	nmod:poss
23	employees	NOUN	24	nmod:poss
24	'	PART	21	case
25	phone	NOUN	24	compound
26	numbers	NOUN	19	obj
27	(	PUNCT	26	punct
28	riiight	INTJ	7	discourse
29	)	PUNCT	26	punct
30	,	PUNCT	7	punct
31	so	ADV	32	advmod
32	I	PRON	32	nsubj
33	would	AUX	32	aux
34	have	VERB	7	parataxis
35	to	PART	34	mark
36	return	VERB	32	xcomp
37	on	ADP	36	case
38	Monday	PROPN	34	obl
39	(	PUNCT	38	punct
40	driving	VERB	34	advcl
41	for	ADP	41	case
42	3	NUM	41	nummod
43	days	NOUN	38	obl
44	now	ADV	38	advmod
45	with	ADP	46	case
46	no	DET	46	det
47	wheel	NOUN	46	compound
48	lock	NOUN	38	obl
49	should	AUX	49	aux
50	I	PRON	49	nsubj
51	get	VERB	38	advcl
52	a	DET	51	det
53	flat	NOUN	49	obj
54	)	PUNCT	38	punct
55	.	PUNCT	7	punct