As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
They offer sales that aren't really sales, mislabeled items that make the item sound like a good deal when it isn't, a bad attitude about return items, and on and on.
Postion	Tokenization
1	They
2	offer
3	sales
4	that
5	aren't
6	are
7	n't
8	really
9	sales
10	,
11	mislabeled
12	items
13	that
14	make
15	the
16	item
17	sound
18	like
19	a
20	good
21	deal
22	when
23	it
24	is
25	n't
26	,
27	a
28	bad
29	attitude
30	about
31	return
32	items
33	,
34	and
35	on
36	and
37	on
38	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	They	PRON	2	nsubj
2	offer	VERB	0	root
3	sales	NOUN	2	obj
4	that	PRON	8	nsubj
5	aren't	_	None	_
6	are	AUX	8	cop
7	n't	PART	8	advmod
8	really	ADV	8	advmod
9	sales	NOUN	3	acl:relcl
10	,	PUNCT	11	punct
11	mislabeled	VERB	11	amod
12	items	NOUN	3	conj
13	that	PRON	13	nsubj
14	make	VERB	11	acl:relcl
15	the	DET	15	det
16	item	NOUN	16	nsubj
17	sound	VERB	13	ccomp
18	like	ADP	20	case
19	a	DET	20	det
20	good	ADJ	20	amod
21	deal	NOUN	16	obl
22	when	SCONJ	23	mark
23	it	PRON	23	nsubj
24	is	VERB	16	advcl
25	n't	PART	23	advmod
26	,	PUNCT	28	punct
27	a	DET	28	det
28	bad	ADJ	28	amod
29	attitude	NOUN	3	conj
30	about	ADP	31	case
31	return	NOUN	31	compound
32	items	NOUN	28	nmod
33	,	PUNCT	34	punct
34	and	CCONJ	34	cc
35	on	ADV	3	advmod
36	and	CCONJ	36	cc
37	on	ADV	34	conj
38	.	PUNCT	2	punct