As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
The staff do occasionally get game info correct, but if your looking fot a good game and aren'ta nerd, dont ask them.
Postion	Tokenization
1	The
2	staff
3	do
4	occasionally
5	get
6	game
7	info
8	correct
9	,
10	but
11	if
12	you
13	r
14	looking
15	fot
16	a
17	good
18	game
19	and
20	are
21	n't
22	a
23	nerd
24	,
25	dont
26	do
27	nt
28	ask
29	them
30	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	2	det
2	staff	NOUN	5	nsubj
3	do	AUX	5	aux
4	occasionally	ADV	5	advmod
5	get	VERB	0	root
6	game	NOUN	7	compound
7	info	NOUN	5	obj
8	correct	ADJ	5	xcomp
9	,	PUNCT	27	punct
10	but	CCONJ	27	cc
11	if	SCONJ	14	mark
12	you	PRON	14	nsubj
13	r	AUX	14	aux
14	looking	VERB	27	advcl
15	fot	ADP	18	case
16	a	DET	18	det
17	good	ADJ	18	amod
18	game	NOUN	14	obl
19	and	CCONJ	23	cc
20	are	AUX	23	cop
21	n't	PART	23	advmod
22	a	DET	23	det
23	nerd	NOUN	14	conj
24	,	PUNCT	27	punct
25	dont	_	None	_
26	do	AUX	27	aux
27	nt	PART	27	advmod
28	ask	VERB	5	conj
29	them	PRON	27	obj
30	.	PUNCT	5	punct