As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
It took them nearly two months to complete a simple task, and countless calls from my part due to their lack of response and passion (not that it's a requirement for the job, but it helps to at least pretend to be helpful).
Postion	Tokenization
1	It
2	took
3	them
4	nearly
5	two
6	months
7	to
8	complete
9	a
10	simple
11	task
12	,
13	and
14	countless
15	calls
16	from
17	my
18	part
19	due
20	to
21	their
22	lack
23	of
24	response
25	and
26	passion
27	(
28	not
29	that
30	it's
31	it
32	's
33	a
34	requirement
35	for
36	the
37	job
38	,
39	but
40	it
41	helps
42	to
43	at
44	least
45	pretend
46	to
47	be
48	helpful
49	)
50	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	It	PRON	2	expl
2	took	VERB	0	root
3	them	PRON	2	iobj
4	nearly	ADV	5	advmod
5	two	NUM	6	nummod
6	months	NOUN	2	obj
7	to	PART	8	mark
8	complete	VERB	2	csubj
9	a	DET	11	det
10	simple	ADJ	11	amod
11	task	NOUN	8	obj
12	,	PUNCT	2	punct
13	and	CCONJ	15	cc
14	countless	ADJ	15	amod
15	calls	NOUN	6	conj
16	from	ADP	18	case
17	my	PRON	18	nmod:poss
18	part	NOUN	15	nmod
19	due	ADP	22	case
20	to	ADP	19	fixed
21	their	PRON	22	nmod:poss
22	lack	NOUN	15	nmod
23	of	ADP	24	case
24	response	NOUN	22	nmod
25	and	CCONJ	26	cc
26	passion	NOUN	24	conj
27	(	PUNCT	28	punct
28	not	PART	33	advmod
29	that	SCONJ	33	mark
30	it's	_	None	_
31	it	PRON	33	nsubj
32	's	AUX	33	cop
33	a	DET	33	det
34	requirement	NOUN	2	parataxis
35	for	ADP	36	case
36	the	DET	36	det
37	job	NOUN	33	nmod
38	,	PUNCT	40	punct
39	but	CCONJ	40	cc
40	it	PRON	40	expl
41	helps	VERB	28	conj
42	to	PART	44	mark
43	at	ADV	44	advmod
44	least	ADV	42	fixed
45	pretend	VERB	40	csubj
46	to	PART	47	mark
47	be	AUX	47	cop
48	helpful	ADJ	44	xcomp
49	)	PUNCT	28	punct
50	.	PUNCT	2	punct