As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
The last I checked, the Satanists have a long way to go to catch up with the death and destruction dealt out by self-proclaimed (though false) Christians.
Postion	Tokenization
1	The
2	last
3	I
4	checked
5	,
6	the
7	Satanists
8	have
9	a
10	long
11	way
12	to
13	go
14	to
15	catch
16	up
17	with
18	the
19	death
20	and
21	destruction
22	dealt
23	out
24	by
25	self
26	-
27	proclaimed
28	(
29	though
30	false
31	)
32	Christians
33	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	2	det
2	last	ADJ	8	obl:tmod
3	I	PRON	4	nsubj
4	checked	VERB	2	acl:relcl
5	,	PUNCT	8	punct
6	the	DET	7	det
7	Satanists	PROPN	8	nsubj
8	have	VERB	0	root
9	a	DET	11	det
10	long	ADJ	11	amod
11	way	NOUN	8	obj
12	to	PART	13	mark
13	go	VERB	11	acl
14	to	PART	15	mark
15	catch	VERB	8	xcomp
16	up	ADP	15	compound:prt
17	with	ADP	19	case
18	the	DET	19	det
19	death	NOUN	15	obl
20	and	CCONJ	21	cc
21	destruction	NOUN	19	conj
22	dealt	VERB	19	acl
23	out	ADP	22	compound:prt
24	by	ADP	32	case
25	self	NOUN	27	obl:npmod
26	-	PUNCT	27	punct
27	proclaimed	VERB	32	amod
28	(	PUNCT	30	punct
29	though	SCONJ	30	mark
30	false	ADJ	27	conj
31	)	PUNCT	30	punct
32	Christians	PROPN	22	obl
33	.	PUNCT	8	punct