As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
bit of a stupid question but do the spikes/spines (whatever you call them) on their side and face area ever go hard.
Postion	Tokenization
1	bit
2	of
3	a
4	stupid
5	question
6	but
7	do
8	the
9	spikes
10	/
11	spines
12	(
13	whatever
14	you
15	call
16	them
17	)
18	on
19	their
20	side
21	and
22	face
23	area
24	ever
25	go
26	hard
27	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	bit	NOUN	0	root
2	of	ADP	5	case
3	a	DET	5	det
4	stupid	ADJ	5	amod
5	question	NOUN	1	nmod
6	but	CCONJ	25	cc
7	do	AUX	25	aux
8	the	DET	11	det
9	spikes	NOUN	25	nsubj
10	/	PUNCT	11	cc
11	spines	NOUN	9	conj
12	(	PUNCT	15	punct
13	whatever	DET	15	obj
14	you	PRON	15	nsubj
15	call	VERB	11	parataxis
16	them	PRON	15	obj
17	)	PUNCT	15	punct
18	on	ADP	23	case
19	their	PRON	23	nmod:poss
20	side	NOUN	23	compound
21	and	CCONJ	22	cc
22	face	NOUN	20	conj
23	area	NOUN	9	nmod
24	ever	ADV	25	advmod
25	go	VERB	1	conj
26	hard	ADJ	25	xcomp
27	.	PUNCT	25	punct