As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
Did you get in as much trouble as I did this weekend - Lori seems to think I need to get help - I told her it's normal to drink all day at a bar, then go to dinner where you don't know half the people there and proceed to get extremely fucked up
Postion	Tokenization
1	Did
2	you
3	get
4	in
5	as
6	much
7	trouble
8	as
9	I
10	did
11	this
12	weekend
13	-
14	Lori
15	seems
16	to
17	think
18	I
19	need
20	to
21	get
22	help
23	-
24	I
25	told
26	her
27	it's
28	it
29	's
30	normal
31	to
32	drink
33	all
34	day
35	at
36	a
37	bar
38	,
39	then
40	go
41	to
42	dinner
43	where
44	you
45	don't
46	do
47	n't
48	know
49	half
50	the
51	people
52	there
53	and
54	proceed
55	to
56	get
57	extremely
58	fucked
59	up
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Did	AUX	3	aux
2	you	PRON	3	nsubj
3	get	VERB	15	parataxis
4	in	ADP	7	case
5	as	ADV	6	advmod
6	much	ADJ	7	amod
7	trouble	NOUN	3	obl
8	as	SCONJ	10	mark
9	I	PRON	10	nsubj
10	did	VERB	7	advcl
11	this	DET	12	det
12	weekend	NOUN	3	obl:tmod
13	-	PUNCT	15	punct
14	Lori	PROPN	15	nsubj
15	seems	VERB	0	root
16	to	PART	17	mark
17	think	VERB	15	xcomp
18	I	PRON	19	nsubj
19	need	VERB	17	ccomp
20	to	PART	21	mark
21	get	VERB	19	xcomp
22	help	NOUN	21	obj
23	-	PUNCT	15	punct
24	I	PRON	25	nsubj
25	told	VERB	15	parataxis
26	her	PRON	25	iobj
27	it's	_	None	_
28	it	PRON	29	expl
29	's	AUX	29	cop
30	normal	ADJ	25	ccomp
31	to	PART	31	mark
32	drink	VERB	29	csubj
33	all	DET	33	det
34	day	NOUN	31	obl:tmod
35	at	ADP	36	case
36	a	DET	36	det
37	bar	NOUN	31	obl
38	,	PUNCT	39	punct
39	then	ADV	39	advmod
40	go	VERB	31	conj
41	to	ADP	41	case
42	dinner	NOUN	39	obl
43	where	SCONJ	46	mark
44	you	PRON	46	nsubj
45	don't	_	None	_
46	do	AUX	46	aux
47	n't	PART	46	advmod
48	know	VERB	41	acl:relcl
49	half	DET	49	det:predet
50	the	DET	49	det
51	people	NOUN	46	obj
52	there	ADV	49	advmod
53	and	CCONJ	52	cc
54	proceed	VERB	31	conj
55	to	PART	56	mark
56	get	AUX	56	aux:pass
57	extremely	ADV	56	advmod
58	fucked	VERB	52	xcomp
59	up	ADP	56	compound:prt