As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
Stejným spikleneckým teoriím podlehl před časem i někdejší slovenský ministr kultury Slobodník, který měl na každého "protislovenského" novináře ve svém trezoru dokonce šanon.
Postion	Tokenization
1	Stejným
2	spikleneckým
3	teoriím
4	podlehl
5	před
6	časem
7	i
8	někdejší
9	slovenský
10	ministr
11	kultury
12	Slobodník
13	,
14	který
15	měl
16	na
17	každého
18	"
19	protislovenského
20	"
21	novináře
22	ve
23	svém
24	trezoru
25	dokonce
26	šanon
27	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Stejným	ADJ	3	amod
2	spikleneckým	ADJ	3	amod
3	teoriím	NOUN	4	obl:arg
4	podlehl	VERB	0	root
5	před	ADP	6	case
6	časem	NOUN	4	obl
7	i	CCONJ	10	advmod:emph
8	někdejší	ADJ	10	amod
9	slovenský	ADJ	10	amod
10	ministr	NOUN	4	nsubj
11	kultury	NOUN	10	nmod
12	Slobodník	PROPN	10	flat
13	,	PUNCT	15	punct
14	který	DET	15	nsubj
15	měl	VERB	10	acl:relcl
16	na	ADP	21	case
17	každého	DET	21	det
18	"	PUNCT	19	punct
19	protislovenského	ADJ	21	amod
20	"	PUNCT	19	punct
21	novináře	NOUN	26	nmod
22	ve	ADP	24	case
23	svém	DET	24	det
24	trezoru	NOUN	15	obl
25	dokonce	ADV	26	advmod:emph
26	šanon	NOUN	15	obj
27	.	PUNCT	4	punct