As a helpful and smart assistant, your task is to parse a given text in any language to Universal Dependency (UD) format including POS tags and dependency relations (HEAD and DEPREL).
Key Components of UD Annotation:
1. Tokens: The fundamental units within UD are tokens. These can be individual words, punctuation marks, or even parts of multi-word expressions. Each token has several associated attributes.
2. UPOS Tags: The UPOS field in the CoNLL-U format represents the universal part-of-speech tag assigned to each word. This tag is part of a universal POS tag set designed to be applicable across different languages. The UPOS tags include categories such as NOUN, VERB, ADJ (adjective), ADV (adverb), PRON (pronoun), DET (determiner), and more. 
3. Dependency Relations: Dependency relations are the core of the syntactic representation. They form a tree structure over the tokens in a sentence. Here's how they work:
    - HEAD: This field indicates the head of the current word. The head is the word that the current word is connected to in the dependency parse tree. The value is an integer that corresponds to the ID of the head word within the same sentence. A value of zero (0) indicates that the word is the root of the sentence.
    - DEPREL: The DEPREL field specifies the type of dependency relation between the current word and its head (as specified in the HEAD field). The value is a universal dependency relation or a language-specific subtype of such a relation.
Note: Blank lines are used to mark the boundaries between sentences.
Example:
Let's analyze this sentence with its UD annotation:
"The big dog chased the cat."
1. Tokenization:
- The
- big
- dog
- chased
- the
- cat
- .
2. UPOS Tags:
- The: DET
- big: ADJ
- dog: NOUN
- chased: VERB
- the: DET
- cat: NOUN
- .: PUNCT
3. Head node (parent):
- The: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- big: the parent of this word is "dog" at position 3
- dog: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- chased: this is the root node, therefore its head is 0
- the: the parent of this word is "cat" at position 6
- cat: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
- .: the parent of this word is "chased" at position 4
3. Dependency Relations:
- root(ROOT, chased)
- det(dog, The)
- amod(dog, big)
- nsubj(chased, dog)
- det(cat, the)
- obj(chased, cat)
Combining the above annotations, the final output in UD format is:
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	The	DET	3	det
2	big	ADJ	3	amod
3	dog	NOUN	4	nsubj
4	chased	VERB	0	ROOT
5	the	DET	6	det
6	cat	NOUN	4	obj
7	.	PUNCT	4	punct
Generate UD annotations for the following tokenized text:
Někdy si už nad stránkami novin myslím, že ono magické zaklínadlo odstoupení je ve své podstatě zbožným žurnalistickým přáním, plynoucím z pocitů hluboké deprese, jak jedna aféra stíhá druhou - a to bez praktických výsledků.
Postion	Tokenization
1	Někdy
2	si
3	už
4	nad
5	stránkami
6	novin
7	myslím
8	,
9	že
10	ono
11	magické
12	zaklínadlo
13	odstoupení
14	je
15	ve
16	své
17	podstatě
18	zbožným
19	žurnalistickým
20	přáním
21	,
22	plynoucím
23	z
24	pocitů
25	hluboké
26	deprese
27	,
28	jak
29	jedna
30	aféra
31	stíhá
32	druhou
33	-
34	a
35	to
36	bez
37	praktických
38	výsledků
39	.
Position	Tokenization	UPOS	Head	Deprel
1	Někdy	ADV	7	advmod
2	si	PRON	7	expl:pv
3	už	ADV	7	advmod
4	nad	ADP	5	case
5	stránkami	NOUN	7	obl
6	novin	NOUN	5	nmod
7	myslím	VERB	0	root
8	,	PUNCT	20	punct
9	že	SCONJ	20	mark
10	ono	DET	12	det
11	magické	ADJ	12	amod
12	zaklínadlo	NOUN	20	nsubj
13	odstoupení	NOUN	12	nmod
14	je	AUX	20	cop
15	ve	ADP	17	case
16	své	DET	17	det
17	podstatě	NOUN	20	obl
18	zbožným	ADJ	20	amod
19	žurnalistickým	ADJ	20	amod
20	přáním	NOUN	7	ccomp
21	,	PUNCT	22	punct
22	plynoucím	ADJ	20	amod
23	z	ADP	24	case
24	pocitů	NOUN	22	obl
25	hluboké	ADJ	26	amod
26	deprese	NOUN	24	nmod
27	,	PUNCT	31	punct
28	jak	ADV	31	advmod
29	jedna	NUM	30	nummod
30	aféra	NOUN	31	nsubj
31	stíhá	VERB	26	acl
32	druhou	ADJ	31	dep
33	-	PUNCT	38	punct
34	a	CCONJ	38	cc
35	to	PART	34	fixed
36	bez	ADP	38	case
37	praktických	ADJ	38	amod
38	výsledků	NOUN	31	obl
39	.	PUNCT	7	punct