Now for Something Completely Different...

(Cue the gratuitous Monty Python intonation.)

Seriously, I'm thrilled that one of my alter-ego's kid's stories from way back is being reprinted in an anthology raising funds for a wildlife refuge for big cats in Arkansas. There are actually two anthos, Wild at Heart 1 (for adults) and Wild at Heart 2 (YA), and mine is the lead-off piece for antho 2.
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