I'm resubmitting this parody because I spelled my author name wrong. Anyways, this is my 7th Freddy Krueger parody of a song from "Turn Of A Friendly Card." This is about when I'm about to kill Freddy off with the holy water gun.
Freddy Krueger drives me mad
But this dream really is not that bad
Freddy's gonna die anyway
And there won't be any more teens for him to slay

Tonight, Freddy won't make me give
Him my soul just to let him live
My girl's been treated like a slave
By Freddy but the girl's the one who I will save

Freddy Krueger's gonna lose (there will be no more lives to lose)
Freddy Krueger's gonna lose (I will kill him from head to shoes)

Holy water's in my gun
It will kill Freddy and he'll be done
I'll get out of this dungeon
With the girl on my side
But we'll also run and hide

Agrimorfee - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Been a long time since I heard this one, but I assume you paced it fine. Is this the last one, or is there a final epilogue?

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