You mean they pay me to do this?!

Today: my first story time since I studied it at Library School almost exactly 20 years ago. I was very happy to see the crafts that had been arranged: black and white birds and daisies? My favorites! Then things started geting a little silly... which lead to a dramatic interpretation of a scene from The Birds:
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