Monday, June 20, 2011

Richard Goes on Vacation Posted by Jackson Curve at 12:45 PM No comments: Labels: Richard on Vacation

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Thomas Makes His Move as King of the Quote Hill

We can’t fly on a plane, we don’t have one.
Bob did it (Thomas when answering the question “who pooped on the floor?” and Bob is his stuffed animal bear)
I’ll have the steak.
I am blocking my poop with my penis
Dad, why do you have fur on your arms?
Umm, where’s my Mike and Ike’s…I went poop today also and didn’t do it in my pants!
Posted by Jackson Curve at 10:01 PM No comments: Monday, August 2, 2010

The Queen of Quotes

Hey Dad, we saw this thing on TV you point at your dogs and cats to keep them off the counters and out of the trash. We should get one of those for Thomas.

Beep, beep, beep, beep...(Thomas walking backwards)...I'm a trash truck....beep, beep, beep.

I hope no one else gets on this elevator or they are going to smell the fart I just made.

No one told me that camp was going to be outside the whole time...what I am supposed to do about all of the bugs? Just stand there and scream until someone helps me!!?

Thomas, you know you put your fingers in your mouth and you've been digging in the trash can, so basically you're eating trash, which means you're a trash baby.

Mr. Barry said he was a Jonas Brother, but they didn't want him in the band because he can only play the ukulele. And by the way, I want you to make me a CD of Justin Bieber songs right now.

That lady right there needs to pull her pants out of her crack, you can totally tell where her butt crack is at.

You know what, I am pretty much over needing to ride the carousel at the mall, but you can still take me to build a bear.

Who wants to touch my poopy bottom? Who wants to touch it?

Oh my God, Thomas' room totally smells like old tacos.
Posted by Jackson Curve at 10:52 AM No comments: Thursday, June 24, 2010

Short list, but still a list...enjoy...

You wanna know what? I saved this poop in my bottom until we got home because I did not want to poop in the pool during swim lessons and make everybody get out.

Mommy fell how smooth the water made my bottom.

Dad, I got thirsty during swim lessons so I drank some of the dirty pool water...shhhh, don't tell Mom that I did that because she might get freaked out. Ohh, and one of my band-aids came off.

Thomas, it's best if you don't talk to me right now, because I am very tired and crabby and if you talk to me I AM GOING TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE!!

Dad, I'm sorry the pool penguin pulled the fur off your back. If it will make you fell better I'll stick it back on you.
Posted by Jackson Curve at 10:27 PM No comments: Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Posted by Jackson Curve at 11:46 PM No comments: Friday, March 5, 2010

All Olivia Quotes

Cinderella needs a good lawyer
Thomas was on the potty and pee was coming out like he was a fire hose…it was crazy
Put your book down and start rubbing my feet with both hands and keep doing it til I tell you to stop…
Can you write Mrs. Davis a note and tell her I don’t eat green eggs and ham and could you sign it Sam I am…ha ha ha, that was funny.
I wish the first crossing guard would come back, he at least pushed the button…do I have to do everything for this guy?
Guys, guys, guys, listen to me please…here is a good deal for you. I will brush my teeth for two minutes every day and at the end of the week you will take me to build a bear.
Papa, at Noah’s basketball game, his team got beat by a bunch of second graders…and they were all really little…I promised him not to tell you, but he won’t let me play under his bed, so I won’t keep my promise.
Here’s what I would like to have at my birthday party…The thing you hit that’s full of candy…nut free candy, a bean bag toss, pin the tail on a cardboard donkey, a swimming pool, and a stage…ohh, and Thomas said he would like a rocket ship.
Posted by Jackson Curve at 11:18 AM No comments: Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A whole new long list of quotes, since I am not able to copy and paste once a week.

Hold this for me while I fart.
I can’t play the quiet game because I need to tell you I want chocolate birthday cake for desert
We need a house with three garage doors, one for mom’s van, one for your car, and one for all your junk.
It still smells like macaroni and throw up in here.
Daisy, get off me you are covered in macaroni throw up.
Thomas, next time try not to throw up on Daisy.
Dad, when you back out make sure you don’t run over Thomas’ macaroni throw up.
You’re walking to fast for me! Do I look like my legs are 10 feet long?
Santa, you really shouldn’t hold him close to your face ‘cause he’s got reflux and last night was not good.
Hi Nana, I can’t talk right now because I threw up in my sponge bob trash can and now it’s full of pieces of square cheese.
I’m staying home today because last night I threw up and when I farted a little pooh came out.
What was in your throw up Mom?
This is like an episode of Seinfeld…I haven’t thrown up in seven years.

Yuck, who stinks like big businessI’ve got a lot of responsibilities. You know, I’ve got the quite the DVD collection, and my DVD player is busted
Posted by Jackson Curve at 12:50 PM No comments: Friday, December 4, 2009

Random Quotes

Nice lights Clark
Did you just make a reference to a Lifetime movie?
You’re my favorite dad.
Before you read me bedtime stories, you’re going to need to take a shower
Why are the camels making that funny noise…why can’t we stay here and look at the camels?
Thomas put his pee hands all over the skittles!
I want to take my purse to school! – Thomas
Noah, get in line for Santa…Olivia, that is a Santa decoration…Just do it!...Thank you.
Barnacles, Tartar Sauce, Nematodes!
Where are we? Don’t hit the curb. Stop yelling at me! Blah, blah blah. I’m still hungry.

I can just go pee right here in this drain
Number 1 means you have to pee, number 2 means you have to poop, number three means you farted
Why does that elephant have a pink butt.
Oh my God, it smells like rice krispies.
You know what you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? A Liger. You know what you get if you cross a lion and a chicken? A Licken. Ha Ha Ha, a Licken.
The reason I am cold is because I am not covered in fur like you are.
The best thing I like about tacos is no raisens.

Thomas (directed at Olivia) - AAHHHH!
Thomas (directed at Olivia) AHHHH!
Olivia (in Thomas’ face) - UGHH.
Olivia (in Thomas’ face) - UGHHHHH!
Thomas – Olivia touched my jacket.
Olivia – Thomas has his fingers in his mouth.
Kyle – He’s going to give you a wet willie because you touched him, move away from him.
Olivia - Thomas when you grown up you are going to be a Complainer!
Olivia (1 minute pause) - Dad, your job tonight is to clean out the garage so you can park inside and I won’t be cold in the morning!

I only farted two times during dance class today.
Trick or treat, Fore!, Thanks shank-o-potamus.
I want Noah to show me how to…I want Noah to show me how to…poop on the potty!
Dad, why don’t you get up early and stand on the Wii fit so you are not so big around the middle.
I stared at Jayman all day today. He’s nice to stare at.
Dad, I took all of my smurfs out of my bucket so you can have them…I know you like smurfs…(they were nerds)
I don’t think we are supposed to be here.
Huh? What does he get to go to Monkey Business. He doesn’t even know how to play on the stuff there. He’ll probably just play in the water fountain.
I remember the last time I went to your work…it smelled really bad.
That lady across the street…I am giving her a dirty look the next time I see her.

Noah – Quick Olivia give me the bowl…Olivia give me the bowl…dang it Olivia give me the bowl.
G – Ohh, what a cute dog.
Noah - Her name is Daisy…you can pet her because she doesn’t bite – she’s a good dog
Olivia - But she will sniff your butt and she chases squirrels so you need to hide your nuts
Posted by Jackson Curve at 1:38 PM No comments: Wednesday, September 30, 2009

October 18th Quotes

Posted by Jackson Curve at 12:34 PM No comments: Friday, August 28, 2009

More Quotes

I like everything about Kindergarten except there is a lot of coloring
Two kids are named Alex B and they are not even related
Why is the man holding the stop sign always saying it is going to rain
I want to bring Daisy to show and tell, except not the day she eats sloppy joes.
I think I can hold my pee until I take a shower.
I think I would feel much better about eating baloney if you put a Sprite in my lunch box
Posted by Jackson Curve at 11:40 AM No comments: Running List of Olivia Quotes

These are Olivia quotes, that I am compiling until I have a list large enough to present in a satisfactory manner.

2. Dad, I threw my shit and look where it landed! (she meant to say shirt, but she mispronounces and it now comes out like shit.)

3. I didn't know that when I decided to fart it would be that loud!

4. Noah, please be quiet!...you are interrupting my donut time.

5. I know, let's have candy for dessert...wait, we can't have candy...Mom ate it all. Hmmph.

6. Dad do you remember when Noah went down the slide at the pool and his crack was showing. Then you asked him to fix the cable. That was funny.
Posted by Jackson Curve at 10:20 AM No comments: Friday, July 31, 2009

Random Quotes from My Kids or Kids at Camp

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