For the man or woman who has everything this Christmas... except... well, a decorative human leg (tibia, fibula, and kneecap) mounted on a wooden last!
Mooy xam ni yaram yi mel walla jëmm yi, walla seen dëgg-dëgg ci lu dul laalante gu fisya (fisi) walla gu kimya (simi) gu jonjoo ak yaram yii.