As soon as I 'put it on' I started to giggle at the sight (I'll let you come up with your own visual).
Naanị mgbe m ga-agbapụ aka, ogwe aka m weliri n'isi (lelee Ọhụụ abụọ ma ị ga-ahụ ya n'omume) ka m ka ga-ejikọta eriri ahụ n'ahụ m.