For me it seems a bit of a stretch, but once you've accepted the position that the narrator is unreliable, pretty much anything is possible!
Waxaan umaleeyaa inay tahay warbixin cinwaankeeda uu aad u kulul yahay, balse haddii aad tahay qof garqaadanaya ilaa xad waxaad awooddaa inaad oggolaato macluumaadka ay xambaarsan tahay, uma bareerayo innaan ijaafayno madax waynaha...