"Oh, please, sir, don't hurt me- Wait, is that a Star Trek weapon? ...If you leave within the next five minutes, I promise not to give you a wedgie."
"Abboowe is deji, maxaad sidaas isugu shideysaa nooh, arrintaas iska caadi lee waaye nooh, qoftu nin muddo ka maqnaa ayey qancineysaaye, laba bil iska sug nooh, haddii kale oo aad kacsan tahay oo aadan sugi karina aniga ayaa kugu simaya nooh!"