Richard, suffice it to say that if anyone officially inquires, there's "nothing to see here; move along."
Somaliland: "Xasan Sheekhoow Si Fudud Ayaad U Tidhi Midnimadii Ayaanu Ku Daba Jirnaa, Ee Haka Yaabin In Calankaas Tawxiidka Lihi Dhaco" - Wargane News