Here's a rough transcript from memory of a call I actually had recently: Moronic scammer #1: Hello, I heard you were in a car accident that wasn't your fault, is that right?
Nakhu lokulotshiwe anolaka ngekhanda ucingo empeleni wayesanda: Moronic scammer # 1: Sawubona, Ngizwe kuthiwa engozini yemoto ukuthi kwakungelona iphutha lakho, akunjalo?