"If you tell your child to be home at 11 and they come home at 12 and nothing happens, next time they're gonna come home at one, next time they'll send you a postcard from Puerto Rico!"
"Loko vatswari va ku pfumelela leswaku u ya hungasa ivi va ku byela leswaku u vuya hi 9:00 ni madyambu ivi u vuya hi 10:30 nkarhi lowu taka a va nge he ku pfumeleli leswaku u ya hungusa!"  - Ryan.