You say: "Anyway, the point is, for a god that is supposedly all-knowing and all-powerful, one would expect a set of instructions that EVERYBODY could understand and follow in the EXACT SAME WAY.
Vhaṅwe vha humbula uri: 'Arali Mudzimu o ṱalifha nahone a tshi ḓivha zwithu zwoṱhe, o vha a tshi ḓo ri ṋea bugu yo ṅwalwaho nga nḓila yavhuḓi ine vhathu vhoṱhe vha ḓo i pfesesa nga hu leluwaho.