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 For his wide-ranging interview with Howard Stern in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands and online in the digital archives (subscription required) this Friday, writer Neil Strauss spoke to Howard Stern for over three hours at SiriusXM headquarters in New York. They discussed Stern's traumatic divorce from his ex-wife Alison, the wild period in his personal life that followed before he met his second wife Beth, former sidekick Artie Lange's suicide attempt, his many years in therapy and his plans for the next five years of his radio show. 
 
 Watch video of Stern interviewing Rolling Stone's Neil Strauss below 
 
 
 
 Right now Stern tapes on Mondays through Thursdays, but that's probably going to change. "When it came down to sort of figuring out what I was really after, I was pretty sure I was going to leave the radio," Stern says about his recent contract renewal. "I thought I'd kind of done what I needed to do. I still enjoyed it, but I also found that I wanted time to do some other things. Right now, my schedule is pretty much the same as it's always been. And then as time rolls on I'll probably do about three shows a week." 
 
 Howard Stern's Universe: Robin Quivers, Crackhead Bob and 14 More People to Know 
 
 
 
 Other highlights: 
 
 • Before the interview Stern spoke with Strauss on the air for nearly an hour, eventually getting the writer to reveal a shockingly personal detail about his girlfriend. "When you got into your girlfriend being dry [during sex], that's when I knew I hit a home run. You hit it, but I brought you there. I knew my audience was going out of their minds. I could sense them all with us. And I did my job." 
 
 
 
 • Artie Lange, Stern's former sidekick who attempted to kill himself early last year and has been off the air ever since, has spoken with Stern recently about returning to the air. "He said to me recently that he would be willing to come on the air and explain what happened and stuff," says Stern. "I don't even feel strong enough within myself or that I'd be doing the right thing by him, because I don't want to do the wrong thing for Artie. I just want Artie to stay alive." 
 
 More from Stern's cover story: Howard on Sex, Therapy and Charlie Sheen 
 
 Video clip courtesy Howard TV On Demand. For more information, go to www.howard.tv 
 
 From the Archive: 
 
 Howard Stern Does Hollywood: Rolling Stone's 1997 Cover Story 
 
 Howard Stern: Man or Mouth? Rolling Stone's 1994 Cover Story 
 
 Who Is Howard Stern? Rolling Stone's 1990 Feature 
 
 Peter Travers' 1997 Review of Private Parts 
 
 Artie Lange Exposed: Rolling Stone's 2009 Feature 
 
 Artie Lange's Life in Photos: From Hometown Comic to Howard Stern's Sidekick 
 
 Artie Lange: The Story Behind the Story ||||| Playboy Interview: Charlie Sheen by ERIC ­SPITZNAGEL Rate this Article : 
 
 “I’m not crazy anymore,” Charlie Sheen announced this past January at the Fox Network Television Critics Association party in Pasadena, California. He said it with a chuckle, but there was an unmistakable sincerity to his confession. Usually when famous actors suffer a public scandal there are apologies and pleas for forgiveness. Not too often do they come right out and admit they went bat-shit crazy. 
 
 Of course, denying his insanity might have been an exercise in futility. Few celebrities have had quite as dramatic or memorable a meltdown as Charlie Sheen. When 2011 began he was one of the highest-paid actors on TV, earning an estimated $40 million annually for starring on Two and a Half Men. And then, seemingly overnight, he went off the rails. The show took a production hiatus in late January as Sheen dealt with his public addictions to drugs, porn stars, trashing hotel rooms, etc., and during the next few months he went on a media tirade, doing increasingly erratic TV and radio interviews. He coined such catchphrases as “winning,” “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA.” He claimed to be a warlock and a Vatican assassin who was fed up with “pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.” One minute he bragged about “banging seven-gram rocks” during a typical night of partying, and the next minute the only drug he’d admit to using was called Charlie Sheen, which he claimed normal people couldn’t take without melting their faces and causing their children to weep over their exploded bodies. He introduced the world to his “goddesses,” two girlfriends (one, Bree Olson, is a former porn star) who lived and had sex with him at his self-described Sober Valley Lodge. In March Sheen was fired by Warner Bros. for “felony offenses involving moral turpitude,” which at the time seemed to be an understatement. 
 
 It took more than a year, but Sheen is finally back on TV with a new comedy, Anger Management, on the FX network. He plays a minor league baseball player turned therapist, and it will be either a triumphant return for the troubled actor or the final nail in his acting career’s coffin. We sent writer Eric ­Spitznagel, who recently interviewed Jon Hamm and Craig Ferguson for ­playboy, to meet with Sheen and find out whether the former tiger-blood-fueled warlock is really on the road to recovery. He reports: “After rehearsal for Anger Management wrapped, Sheen and I talked in his trailer, the infamous former party bus he’s had since Spin City, which is now decorated with crayon drawings from his children and outfitted with a fridge weirdly lacking in alcoholic beverages. 
 
 “The next day, he invited me to his home in a Los Angeles gated community, just down the street from rock guitarist Slash. Once again the setting was more domestic than debauched. There was an actual apple pie cooling on the stove. ‘It’s all set dressing,’ Sheen joked. ‘As soon as you leave, all the drug paraphernalia and porn stars come out of the attic.’ Sheen made me a smoothie, spiked with nothing but strawberries. After he showed me his dad’s helmet from Apocalypse Now and we’d talked at length about baseball and why the Chicago Cubs will probably never win another World Series, we sat at his kitchen table and got down to business. During our conversation Sheen smoked so many ­Marlboro Reds that even my lungs hurt.” 
 
 PLAYBOY: Anger Management is the second time you play a character named Charlie, after Two and a Half Men, right? 
 
 SHEEN: The third. I was Charlie on Spin City too. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Is that by choice? Is it just easier for you to remember? 
 
 SHEEN: I think it happens a lot in sitcoms. Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano and Bob Newhart all used their real first names. It’s also easier for audiences so they’re not confused by a new character. They feel they’re already familiar with me right off the bat. 
 
 PLAYBOY: The Charlie you played on Two and a Half Men had a lot in common with you. How is the Anger Management ­Charlie similar to you? 
 
 SHEEN: He’s not. I hear that shit all the time. It’s like, Really, you want me to put my life on TV? Put it on fucking cable on Mars. “But it’s so similar!” Really? Have you ever hung out with me? Idiots. 
 
 PLAYBOY: So you never draw on your personal life for your fictional life? 
 
 SHEEN: Now and again there are themes that might be similar. I think that’s fine. If it’s done tastefully, it’s cool. There are times when they go too far and I’ll tell them. I’m done playing a drunken, womanizing, immature character. This time I’m playing an adult. The guy on Anger Management is professionally accomplished, a former ballplayer learning to overcome his anger issues. 
 
 PLAYBOY: You went to anger therapy, right? 
 
 SHEEN: I went for a year. I learned some good shit there. This may sound stupid, but it all comes down to sticks and stones. You know what I mean? Sticks and stones may break my bones—— 
 
 PLAYBOY: But words will never hurt me. 
 
 SHEEN: Exactly. There’s so much value in that. The idea of leaving the room sometimes when you’re angry. Just leave the room! If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage. It’s like my dad [actor Martin Sheen] always said: Women know what buttons to push because they helped build the machine. So every time you give in to that, you’re playing right into their hands. It’s a good point. He’s a wise man. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Your dad just celebrated a big anniversary. 
 
 SHEEN: His 50th wedding anniversary. 
 
 PLAYBOY: How does somebody get to 50 years in a marriage? 
 
 SHEEN: I have no fucking idea. [laughs] 
 
 PLAYBOY: Has he given you any relationship advice? 
 
 SHEEN: Dad always stressed the value of the truth. He said you never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don’t have to make sure your story matches everyone else’s. Just tell the truth and you’re home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Speaking of telling the truth, we should talk about last year and your whole so-called meltdown. 
 
 SHEEN: Where do you want to begin? 
 
 PLAYBOY: Let’s start with the basics. What the hell happened? 
 
 SHEEN: [Laughs] I don’t know what happened. I think I cracked. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Did Two and a Half Men break your brain? 
 
 SHEEN: I don’t think it was the show in particular. It was the buildup of all the time I’ve been in the business, the divorces and everything. I started to unravel. I was mad about having to play the game—not that I was playing it well, but I’d been doing it for so long. I finally just said the things I had always been thinking. [laughs] But in the middle of a psychotic break. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Sean Penn called you a performance artist. Is it possible the whole year was one big hoax? 
 
 SHEEN: That’s cool that he said that. It’s a compliment, but it’s not what was going on. I didn’t have a master plan. I didn’t realize it was going to create such a global firestorm. At the time, it felt like I was watching a lot of it from above, you know what I mean? 
 
 PLAYBOY: Like an out-of-body ­experience? 
 
 SHEEN: Yeah. It was surreal. And it never occurred to me where this stuff was going to end up or how it was going to be perceived. I didn’t care about anything beyond the moment. And then I was a little shocked by how huge the whole thing became. It was like an organism you couldn’t stop. It kept growing. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Some of the things you said will haunt you forever. “Winning” is now part of the pop-culture lexicon. 
 
 SHEEN: I guess so. You know what’s interesting about that? It’s stated in the present tense. We were in the act of winning. It was current. It wasn’t “We’ve won” or “We’re going to win.” 
 
 PLAYBOY: It was an active verb. 
 
 SHEEN: Exactly. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Is that why people connected with it so much? 
 
 SHEEN: That’s part of it. The economy was in the toilet and people were dealing with their horrible bosses. So they were like, “Oh, here’s a guy who stood up to his boss, who had the balls to say, ‘Fuck it, you’re wrong, I’m right.’ ” 
 
 PLAYBOY: You kept insisting you were winning when everything that was happening in your life and career at the time seemed like the complete opposite of winning. 
 
 SHEEN: Absolutely. I was in total denial. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Was it just positive thinking? If you say you’re winning enough times, maybe things will turn around? 
 
 SHEEN: It wasn’t that bleak in my head. I felt I was winning by finally being able to speak my mind. I felt that was some sort of victory. And then it was fueled by the insane public outpouring of support. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Not only were you winning, but you called yourself a warlock. 
 
 SHEEN: I didn’t know what the hell a warlock was; I just liked the way it sounded. It’s got war in it; it’s got a kah sound. War-lock. Remember the Salem warlock society? They were going to cast a hex on me. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Because you were making a mockery of their religion? 
 
 SHEEN: Something like that. I was hurting the warlock name. I was like, “Bring it on! I’ll eat your hex for breakfast.” [laughs] It’s so fucking stupid. I’m in a beef with a warlock society? You’re kidding me, right? How do you go from making Oliver Stone movies to being in a feud with warlocks? 
 
 PLAYBOY: The list goes on and on. Tiger blood, Adonis DNA, you’re on a drug called Charlie Sheen. 
 
 SHEEN: [Laughs] Most of it came out of nowhere. It wasn’t planned, it was just random. The tiger blood? I don’t know. It’s just a very dangerous animal. And there’s a tiger in Apocalypse Now, by the way, so maybe there’s a connection there. Adonis DNA? I don’t know what the fuck that was about. That was just stupid. That went a little far. 
 
 PLAYBOY: You made a lot of allusions to war during that period, especially when talking about Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre and CBS. Did it feel as though you were in a literal war? 
 
 SHEEN: It felt like combat, yeah. I don’t know what real combat feels like, but it felt like emotional combat, like spiritual combat. One thing I can’t tolerate is being disrespected. Fuck that. I’m talking about literal, genuine examples of disrespect, where you feel unappreciated. Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters. I felt I contributed a lot, and suddenly it didn’t matter. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Why would CBS and Lorre change their minds about you? 
 
 SHEEN: Because they read things about me and believed them. They were like, “He’s crazy” or “He’s drunk” or “He’s fucked-up” or “He’s a fucking weirdo” or whatever. But if you’re special, you’re tortured. I know that sounds arrogant, but you can’t not be special and have a 30-year career. You can’t not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. Your mind has to work a little differently than the average brain. But here’s the good news. I’m not there anymore. I’m not working with CBS or Warner Bros. or Chuck anymore. Good news for them and good news for me. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Did you ever enjoy yourself on Two and a Half Men? 
 
 SHEEN: The early stuff was fun. It was fresh, and we were still kind of finding our way. The first time [Two and a Half Men co-star] Jon Cryer and I read together, it was magic. No question. 
 
 PLAYBOY: How is your relationship with Jon these days? 
 
 SHEEN: I don’t have one. 
 
 PLAYBOY: You said some cruel things about him last year. You called him a troll and a traitor. Was that the heat of the moment, or did you really feel that way? 
 
 SHEEN: That was wrong. I whaled on him unnecessarily. 
 
 PLAYBOY: But at the time did you feel he should have defended you? 
 
 SHEEN: I made a mistake. But yes, I felt he should have come forward with some kind of support. But says who? What rule book is that written in? It’s not. He was trying to keep the shit together, trying to cover my ass, pick up the slack. He just got caught in the crossfire. He’s a beautiful man and a fucking fabulous dude and I miss him. I need to repair that relationship, and I will. I will reach out and do whatever is necessary. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Looking back on it a year later, do you have a better understanding of what went wrong, why you lost Two and a Half Men? 
 
 SHEEN: I know exactly what went wrong. CBS and Warner Bros. were in breach. That’s it. That’s why this thing never went to any kind of arbitration. They knew they’d have to admit they screwed up. They were too involved in their own egos and their own emotions. I guess that’s why I went full-court press on them, because I knew they didn’t have a case. My job was to show up and act; their job was to write. Or it was someone’s job to write, and Chuck Lorre decided he wasn’t going to do it anymore. 
 
 PLAYBOY: They would probably claim it had more to do with your drug problems. 
 
 SHEEN: That was a fucking hernia, by the way. 
 
 PLAYBOY: What was? 
 
 SHEEN: In January, before I got fired, when I went to the hospital. The hernia was real. Everybody thought I had OD’d or whatever. No, I had a fucking hernia blow out of my stomach. I called the paramedics, because that’s what you do, right? 
 
 PLAYBOY: There were tabloid reports that you had a suitcase of cocaine delivered to your house. 
 
 SHEEN: That’s such bullshit. And that’s what I got fired over. I didn’t get fired for the Plaza Hotel thing [when he was accused of assaulting a porn star]; I didn’t get fired for the Vegas bender. I got fired for a hernia. And it’s real. Check it out. [pulls up shirt] See that? [pushes out stomach and points to hernia scar] It’s there. I didn’t get it fixed because I thought we were going to court and I would have to show this from the stand. 
 
 PLAYBOY: There were rumors that the hernia happened after several days of constant partying and drugs. 
 
 SHEEN: No, that’s just not true. It was because of a Dave Chappelle sketch. 
 
 PLAYBOY: Oh, come on. 
 
 SHEEN: Remember that scene where he’s a blind white supremacist who doesn’t know he’s black? Have you seen it? It’s the funniest thing in the world. He becomes a Klansman, and he’s railing against black people. It’s insanely brilliant. ||||| Charlie Sheen says he's clean of drugs and alcohol, but high on himself. 
 
 "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body," the embattled "Two and a Half Men" star said in an interview with ABC News. 
 
 "I woke up and decided, you know, I've been kicked around. I've been criticized. I've been like the, 'Ah, shucks' guy with like this bitchin' rockstar life. And I'm just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred." 
 
 Sheen, 45, sat down for an interview with ABC News at his home where he was surrounded by his two girlfriends and the two sons he shares with ex-wife Brooke Mueller. The controversial actor said he wanted to respond to all his recent headline-making actions, including his public feud with his hit show's creator, Chuck Lorre, and show that he's now living a clean life. 
 
 CLICK HERE to watch the full "20/20" special -- "Charlie Sheen: In His Own Words." 
 
 Sheen, known as a bad boy in Hollywood, opened up about his past drug use, saying the last time he used drugs he "probably took more than anybody could survive [on]." 
 
 "I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll," he said. "I have one speed. I have one gear. Go." 
 
 Sheen described himself as superhuman, citing a "different constitution," "different brain" and "different heart" than normal people that allowed him to survive such extreme bouts of drug use. 
 
 "I got tiger blood, man," he said. "My brain….fires in a way that is -- I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm." 
 
 When asked if he worries about dying from drug binges, Sheen quipped, "dying's for fools." He went on to explain his set of "rules" when he took drugs, which included avoiding certain blends that brought others down. 
 
 "There's certain blends I will not entertain because this [is] how people go down. I'm too smart to do that," he said. "I'm sorry for the guys that that happened to, but, you know, you should have read the directions before you showed up at the party." 
 
 At the end of January, Sheen voluntarily checked into a rehab facility following a brief hospitalization and partying spree. His decision to go to rehab prompted CBS Entertainment and Warner Bros. Television to put "Two and a Half Men" on an indefinite hiatus. Sheen later decided to undergo rehab at home. 
 
 Sheen said he no longer craved the feeling of being on drugs, saying it "bored the hell out of [him] after a while." Despite his track record, which includes three stints in rehab, Sheen said he was not worried about relapsing. 
 
 "I'm not going to, period, the end," he said. "I blinked and I cured my brain, that's how. Everybody has the power. …Can't is the cancer of happen. I can't do it. The Nike slogan doesn't say, 'Just Try It.' Oh, OK. Just try it. No, 'Just Do It,' man." 
 
 Sheen Says He's Clean, Passed Drug Test 
 
 The sitcom star says he is now clean and sober. Sheen could not pinpoint the last time he took drugs, saying it was about six weeks or a month ago, but that it was shortly before CBS suspended production of his hit show for the rest of the season. 
 
 During the ABC News interview, Sheen offered to take a drug test to prove it. 
 
 "Give me [a] 'cop in a cup.' I call it 'cop in a cup,'" he said. "I'd love to prove this." 
 
 While ABC News was at his Los Angeles home, Sheen consented to a series of drug tests for Radaronline.com's Senior Executive Editor Dylan Howard. The results of an at-home drug urine test came back negative, according to Radaronline.com. In the second batch of tests, including a blood and urine test conducted and administered by a court-certified lab, Sheen tested negative for all drugs. The test covered marijuana, cocaine, opiates, amphetamines, alcohol. The urine test results show that Sheen has been clean for some 72 hours, Howard said on "GMA." 
 
 Though Sheen was willing to comply for ABC News and RadarOnline.com, he said he would not agree to weekly drug tests to return to work if CBS asked him. 
 
 "I'll do one and then because they said it was my condition and my conduct," he said. "It's that absurd. I'll give them one and then they can just sit back and watch the magic. That's all they deserve." 
 
 Sheen on CBS Fallout, Anti-Semitism 
 
 Television's once-highest paid actor has had a whirlwind few months, culminating in the cancellation of his CBS sitcom. 
 
 "I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger," Sheen said. 
 
 The move came after the actor launched into a scathing rant against "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre on the radio program "Alex Jones Show." CBS announced Thursday night that it had canceled the rest of the show's season as a result of Sheen's "statements, conduct and condition." 
 
 In that interview, Sheen said of Lorre that he must have embarrassed him "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 
 
 Sheen went on to call Lorre a "turd" and a "clown," and he sparked accusations of anti-Semitism after pointedly referring to Lorre's birth name, Chaim Levine in the radio interview. 
 
 In the ABC News interview, Sheen said the comment was never intended to be anti-Semitic. He said he made it in jest after seeing the name in a brief message posted by Lorre himself at the end of "Two and a Half Men." 
 
 "I'm really-- upset-- about how something was interpreted. I feel terrible about it. So, I think we should just clear the air on that. You know, they were like suddenly labeling me an anti-Semite. It's like people didn't know me. There's nothing about that in my history, anywhere." 
 
 The actor said if Lorre were sitting in front of him, he would apologize and say: "I'm sorry if I offended you. I didn't know you were so sensitive. I just thought, you know, after you wailing on me for eight years that I could like take a few shots back. I didn't know you were gonna take your little ball and go home and punish everybody in the process." 
 
 CBS and Lorre had no comment. 
 
 Sheen Plans to Sue for 'Tons' 
 
 Sheen has no plans to go down without a fight, saying he will sue for "tons." 
 
 "I'm gonna sue for what I'm worth and what I deserve and what they think they can take from me. They can't," Sheen said. "I don't have a job. I got a whole family to support and love. And -- people beyond myself, people a lot more important than me, are relying on that money to -- fuel the magic." 
 
 Sheen will reportedly sue CBS and Warner Bros. for more than $300 million for "mental anguish," according to the New York Post. 
 
 "I'm here to collect. They're gonna lose. They're gonna lose in a courtroom. So, I would recommend that they do an out of court settlement and fix this whole thing, and pay the crew, and get season nine back on board," he said. 
 
 Sheen on House Party Incident: 'I Exposed People to Magic' 
 
 At least in his mind, Sheen has come a long way from the man who made headlines with an all-night party at his house that landed him in hospital in January. 
 
 Adult film star Kacey Jordan told ABC News that she saw Sheen "splattered with wine stains, had 'tennis ball size' chunks of cocaine delivered, and was consuming so much booze and coke that she feared he was on a 'suicide binge.'" 
 
 Sheen said he has no shame or feelings of self-disgust looking back at the night. Instead, he said he felt a sense of pride. 
 
 "I'm proud of what I've created. It was radical," he said. "I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man." 
 
 Sheen described his partying spree as "epic." 
 
 "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyes armless children," he boasted. 
 
 The January incident was not the first time Sheen was sent to the hospital. 
 
 In October, police say Sheen trashed a suite at New York's Plaza Hotel in an alcohol-fueled rampage that made headlines and landed him in the hospital. 
 
 Sheen declined to comment on the specifics of what really happened in that hotel room in New York City or other allegations of violence leveled against him by many women. 
 
 The Oct. 26 incident, where a 22-year-old adult film star locked herself in the bathroom, fearing for her safety, has become infamous. 
 
 Sheen to Fans: 'Rally Behind Me' 
 
 In the wake of the fallout, Sheen has retreated to his Los Angeles home with his two girlfriends and the two sons he shares with ex-wife Brooke Mueller. He said his primary role is being a father – one that does not compare to being on drugs. 
 
 "They're whole different realities, you know. There's great things about both. But what I'm harnessing now is absolute, you know, focus. It's exciting," he said. "I've come back from a place that, you know, people can put labels on it and they can … try to, like, normalize it … and that's fine, but… I've just answered to a higher calling. And it happened in the blink of an eye. And I'm totally excited by it." 
 
 He said celebrities like Sean Penn, Mel Gibson and Colin Farrell, have reached out to him, offering the star words of support and wisdom. 
 
 "They didn't give me any advice. …It was just love," he said of his conversations with these celebs, calling them all "radical people." "Occasionally, you know, a giant marquee name comes through on your caller I.D. And it's like, 'winning.'" 
 
 Sheen said he hopes his "billions" of fans will rally behind him. 
 
 "Rally behind me with radical violence and focus and say that, 'No, we will not stand for this. We will not stand for our man being made the scapegoat when he's made everybody around him rich. And now they're punishing them and turning his crew family against him.' You know, it's really not cool, man.'" 
 
 CLICK HERE to watch the full "20/20" special -- "Charlie Sheen: In His Own Words."
– In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Howard Stern says former sidekick Artie Lange may return to the air for the first time following last year’s suicide attempt. “He said to me recently that he would be willing to come on the air and explain what happened and stuff," says Stern, but adds that he wants to make sure “I’d be doing the right thing by him … I just want Artie to stay alive." More from the interview: On Charlie Sheen: "I sort of admire Charlie Sheen's ability to say f*** you to the world. It's a fascinating car wreck because, you know, how many people are in Hollywood dying for a hit television show? I don't know whether to give him a medal or to throw him in a loony bin.” On the wild days following his divorce: "After my divorce, I realized, ‘Oh, wow, I can go have sex.’ And I was running around, picking up women. Then all of a sudden, it dawned on me that I really didn't need that much sex.” Why he’ll never hire a prostitute: "I'm too germ-phobic." Why he’s not a Rush Limbaugh fan: “Wouldn't he be a lot more interesting if once in a while he was for something that the Republican Party was against? I thought he had a real opportunity with that whole drug-addiction thing to maybe open up and say, ‘Man, I'm as confused as all of you.’ But, no, he has to keep the persona.” Click for more from the interview.