PART-I. Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge...?? Husband: Offcourse "SEX"...!!! - PDF\nDownload "PART-I. Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge...?? Husband: Offcourse "SEX"...!!!"\n1 PART-I Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge?? Husband: Offcourse "SEX"!!! Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes?? Santa comes bleeding Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands? Santa: I had Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs! Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet? Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye? Zyada kuchh nahi do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye! A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?" Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!" ;-> What do woman usually say after Sex? I Luv U? Wrong! That was great? Wrong again! I Luv it? Aray Nahi Yaar Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai ;->\n2 What is the height of poverty? When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees and you have only 1 rupee!!!! ;-> Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho? Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai ;-> Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar, Han Yahain Dr : Dhosri K Tera To Gala Kharab Hai If you want Suck the nipple of girl,she always say why yours mother and sister r not living in ur home u say yes but there is not child Life Without fun, Sky Without Sun, Ten without One, warrior Without Gun, Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN Advantages of breast milk? A) No need to boil B) Cat can't steal it C) Available in attractive containers D) Popular in all age groups E) Ek Pee Ek Free\n3 Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochiusne kaha MAA ne danta hai MAA se poocha tau kehti hai MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI THAY A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90,starts suckung her breasts,after 10 min the man got died,police came and make postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was xpired A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS bestone OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY Man marries a deaf galhe mimes,lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze ur breast,in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO ;) ladki boli 200 loongi,hil HIL k maza du giladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu galadki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le A LADY GOES TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT:INSPECTOR SAHAB:AIK NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYEAIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARIAIK NAY MUJHAY CHODAAIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA INSPECTOR:BAS KARFIR LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI! A Girl visit for a urione test By mistake her reports change Dr says her U r pregnent Girls reply Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha what PEPSI stands for P=please E=enter P=penis S=slowly I=inside\n4 hahahah yeh dil magay more Women top 7 lies: 1: I love you 2: I am virgin 3: I hate sex 4: You are the first one touching me 5: Oh its too big? How wld it go inside? 6: I hate sucking 7: Alright - but u wld do it only once! girls returning 4m movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya 2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi 1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo Arz kiya hai College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!! boy caught in RAPE case lady lawyer holds his penis & says; kya yeh bacha rape kar saktah hai? Boy says silently: hila mat werna case haar jai GEE Janeman mujhe mar dalo zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo lamba lage to kaat dalo mota laaga tu chaat daloo acha laga tu apni gand main dalo A man phoned and asked,'221714'? Lady: Pls urdu mein bolo, Man: Do- Do-Ek-Sath-Choda? Lady: "Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek- Sath-Choda hai"\n5 Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged Lady to man: why you always keep condom & taveez together in your wallet Man: bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil jaye larka;dil karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoonteri bahon mein jhull jaoonnteri anchal mein soo jaoonnn larki;tou neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge PART-III What Iz Da Diff B/w "Hard Luck" N "Bad Luck"? Ans=>Ek Larke Ne Akhbar Main ParhaAaj Shaam 6 Baje Aasman Se 1000 Larkian Gand K Bal Zameen Per Girain GiWoh 5 Baje Se Paint Utar Ker Lund Khara Ker K Lait Jata Hai6 Baje Larkian Girti HainMagar Koi Bhi Us K Lund Per Nahin AatiYeh Hoti Hai "HARD LUCK" Next Day Akhbar Main Aata HaiAaj Ek Lund Aasman Se Gire GaWoh Larka Is Per Dhiyan Nahin DetaAur Nanga Gand Aasman Ki Taraf Ker K Sojata HaiEk Lund Aasman Se Girta Hai Aur Seedha Uski Gand Main Ghus Jata HaiYeh Hoti Hai "BAD LUCK" -- 1st Boy:Yaar Meri Gun Ka Scope Check Ker? 2nd Boy:Waah Yaar Is Se To Bohat Door Ka Nishana Liye Jasakta HaiAre Mujhe Tera Bedroom Bhi Nazar Araha HaiYeh Kia Teri Biwi Ek Pathan K SaathAur Donon Nange 1st Boy:Acha Ek Kum Kaam KerMeri Biwi Ki Choot Per Aur Us Pathan K Lund Per Goli Maar 2nd Boy:Fikar Na KerDonon Ek Hi Nishne Per Hain Man: Yar tum ney apni biwi ko talaak kiu di? Sardar: Yar woh bri character less thishaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi\n6 "ass" behind another "ass" and then "i" and then the whole "nation"sardar ji teaching his son the spelling of "assassination" / 3 frnds talking abt AIDS 1st:Kabhi condom k bina krta nahin 2nd:Mei to ungli me b condom pehanta hoon Sikh:Mei to bilkul risk ne leta,parosi se krwata hun A sardar went to school for getting the report card of his son Sardar: Madam kab dengi aap Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo Aik baap apnay betay ki shaadi karta hai!!! suhaagraat ko baap betay kay kamray kay keyhole say jhaankta hai to beta ful daba dab laga hota hai!!! baap ko bhi khuwaari charhti hai jaata hai aur apni begham pay shuru hojaata hai!! beta faarigh hota hai aur jaakay baap kay kamray main jhaankta hai to baa laga hota hai beta kehta hai laanat hai baap burha hogaya aur abhi tak laga hua hai!!! jaata hai aur phir shuru ho jaata hai!!!! baap aata hai dekhta hai aur jaakay ghussay main phir shuru hojaata hai!!!! teesri baar jab baap aata hai to aawaaz lagata hai betaaaaaaaaaa!! beta :- jeeeee abbbbbbba baap :- beta kyun mazaak mazaak main apni maan chudwa raha hai!!!! aik dehaati( Villager ) SU SU ker raha hota hai aik English man us se poochta hai "yahan police nahin pakerti? he replied "nahin sahib yahan APNA khud hi pakerna perta hai!" Aik sardar jee apnay office say ghar aatay hain kisi kaam say jab nikaltay hain to boss office main naheen hotay!!!! ghar pohanchay to dekhtay hain kay unki biwi unkay boss kay saath bed pay sex kar rahi hai!!!! bhaagay aur waapis office!!! office pohanchay apnay aik couligue say kehtay hain kay yaar abhi ghar gaya tha meri biwi boss kay saath bed pay sex kar rahi thi!!!!!!!!! couligue poochta hai kay phir tunay kya kiya!!!??? sardar jee :- yaar acha hua main wahan say bhaag gaya warna pakra jaata nahahaha GHABER:- YEAH HAT MUJHE DEDE THAKUR THAKUR LE LE MAGR SHUBHA 8 BAJE MARI GAND DHONE AJAANA\n7 1 lerka 1 lerki ke pass jata haai or phooochta hai ke main 1 sawaaaaaaaal karoon bura to nahi lage ga lerki bolti hai nahi lage ga phooocho lerka bolta hai ke tumhari tango ke beeeech main kiya hai lerki boti hai lakeeeeeeeer pher lerki yeah hi sawaaaaaaal kerti ai to lerka khoooob soooooochta hai pher bolta hai lakeeeeeeeeeer ka fakeeeeeeeeer penis:judg sab jab main payda howa to mayra gala kat diya gaya :jab bara howa to haton say mayra gala dabaya gaya :Shadi kay baad mujy kali surang main dala gaya :Akhir mayra kusor kya tha Judge :Baheanchod tu akarta ku tha :)) 3 Facts of Life: Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER in LIfE 01 Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do 02 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna 03 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hain 04 Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo 05 Paani aur lund, apna rasta khud doondh lete hain 06 Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi 07 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati 08 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain 09 Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain 10 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain 11 tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee! 12 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi 13 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai 14 Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni Lund se hi padegi 15 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega 16 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain 17 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai 18 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain 19 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho 20 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye\n8 21 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum padte hain 22 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho 23 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai 24 Baagi aur mamme, jahan bhee mile, masal dene chahiye 25 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi 26 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode 27 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain 28 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do! 29 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo! 30 musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hain! 31 Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai 32 Zaban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti 33 Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai! 34 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai! 35 Dusre ki naukari aur dusre ki chokri hardam acchhi hi lagti hai! 36 Stree se aayu(age), purush se aay (income)aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye! 37 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye 38 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi 39 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti 40 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se 41 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni Hatheli but have sex daily 42 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai 43 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai On their first night: Husband: Is it really your first night? Wife: No NoActually it is first time at night What's the similarity between drinking a coke & sucking a tall woman's tits? Piyo sar utha ke Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts? Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup! Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye: Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan Beauty is to see & to touch, Flowers are to smell & to pluck, Nipples are to play & to suck, Women are to Love & to Fuck, All these are free but depends on Luck\n9 What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay? Both shout: Peechey se Aaa Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant Confused Banta: How the hell? Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms Santa standing in balcony without shirt Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya Santa: Tumne use roka nahi? Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga Santa ki saali: Jijaji 500 Rs de do agley haftey dungi Santa: Tu 1500 lele, magar abhi de Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai? Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana Man was smoking in a bus Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta? Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon? What's the difference between Patiala Peg and Patiala Salwar? Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai PART-IV Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do you love me, do you really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do you think, I am doing pushups? In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao Santa: you naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao Mother: Do you know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai\n10 Sardar shouted angerily to his wife: main teri GaNd mar dungasardar wise : kabi tu aage ki soch liya karue Sardar ki gand phat gai Mochi ne see kar 25000/- ka bill de diya Sardar ne 50000/- de diye MOCHI:itne zyada kyoo de rahe ho?? Sardar: tera bill dekh kar phir phat gai ha Girl to her mother: Mama, main kaise paida hui thi? Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay? Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain 1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thaeor teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa(rakoo WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha =)) Moral Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua? Gal: Jab Mom and Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi? Gal: Adult movie thi Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phir se maan banne wali hai Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin Lady: I'm warning you, my husband is coming back in half an hour Man: But I'm not doing anything Lady: That's why I'm warning you Hurry up Which is the smallest hotel in the world? VAGINA INN It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside One agent was tensed Dealer: Kya hua? Agent: Main 6 mahine se tour pe hoon, aur meri biwi pregnant ho gai Dealer: Ab pata chala bina order ke maal aaye to kaisa lagta hai eik bhoot ne bhavan ki khidmat ke bhagvan ne khush hoker usse kaha maang tujhe kia maangna hai bhoot nay bhagvan se kaha mujhey khoobsurat lerkion ka khoon chosna hai bhagvan ne ussey 'Always ultra' bana deya\n11 11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana fruit seller : i will not sell less than 12 bananas 1 girl said : "le le yaar, 1 kha lenge" worried mother give her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot dategirl hugs and laughs at her mother and says-time changed mom, i am dating my girl friend Husband: Aj tak tum kitnay logoon k sath soii ho? Wife: Such boloon to sirf aap kay sath he soii hoon,baki sabhi k sath sari sri raat jagi hoon MAN: KISS KAROON? GIRL: LIPSTICK KHARAB HO GE MAN: BOOBS DABAOON GIRL: SHIRT KHARAB HO GI MAN: FUCK!!! GIRL: PERIOD MAI HOON SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter: sooper mama Mama: or GAND Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai Daughter: sooper mama, hoonkya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na karain,wo sirf gand maray gaaap nani kaisay bano ge Degrees Of Girls Ba = Beautiful Angel Be = Beautiful Eyes Bsc = Beautiful Structure Bl = Beautiful Lips Mba = Married But Available A lady gives a 5ooRs note to a shopkeeper shopkeeper said> Did u placed it in ur bra? Lady said> How do u know? shopkeeper> bcoz Mahatama gandhi's mouth is open Chacha, chachi dono lafange Bistar pe lete dono nange Chachi ko lagi thund Chache ne nikaala lund Chachi boli "Yeh kya"? Chacha bola "Machine gun"\n12 Aik bus mai boys ki team or gulz ki team tyar hueen antakshari khelne k leayay Girls: Hum tumhain hara kar dikhayenge Boys: Hum har gayay chalo ab dikhao :) Girl: Mummy, jab mein susu karti hoon tou seeti ki awaaz aati hai Aap ki aati hai? Mummy : Beta pehle meri bhi aati thi, abh tumhare papa ne baja baja ke kharab kardi hai aik dafa aik sperm ne dosry se kaha me bara ho ker dockter bano ga dosry ne kaha me pilot bano ga suddenly man musterbateted bohot faal in flushdono ne awaz lagai bhenchod ke buchay sary career ki maa chode heheheheheh A crow shits on a sardarsardarni hands over tissue to sardarji sardar says: Ab kis ki gand poonchu, kawwa to udd gya Man 2 wife : business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi wife : asshole,if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver,gardner & watchman!!!!!!!! Panties:- Q:What is the difference between panties of 1970 and panties of 2004? A:In 1970 you have to pull down the pantie to see the buttocks In 2004 you have to seperate the buttocks to see the pantie An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard She said, ''Daddy, what is sex?'' The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'' When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open Her father said, ''Why did you ask that question, honey?'' She replied, ''Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a few sex" Sardar on bike and a Pathan on a truck Both were waiting at a traffic signal Pathan trying to make fun of sardar" are aye sardar jab head mein khujli hoti hai to helmet utar ke kyun nahi karte" sardar replies "sade pathan, jab leg pe khujli hoti hai, to pant utar ke kyun nahi karta" Signal turn on and sardar goes on on another road Pathan says to\n13 Sardar " are aye sardar, jab ek helmet(pagdi) pehna hai to doosra kyun pehna hai" sardar says "oye pathan, jab underwear pehna hai to pant kyun pehna hai To Avoid Doctor's Fees,,, Sardar Jee After Eye Operation Doctor: Dheerey dheery apni aankhain kholiye sardar : mujeh dikhaayi nahi dey raha doctor: asked a nurse to undress in front of him sardar : mujhe kuch dikhaayi nahi dey raha docotor : ask nurse to open her legs in front of him sardar: mujhe kuch dikhaayi nahi dey raha docotor : aby jhootay madarchod agar tujhe nazar nahi aaraha to tera lund kese khara ho gayaaa!! Sardarji is irritated of jokes made on himso He goes 2 his wife and says"tell me 1 joke in which i am not involved"wife said:-i"m Pregnant!? Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai 1:Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for >>one & a half ticket >> >> >>2:Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and >>hoping for banana to fall in the right place >> >> >>3:Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of >>noodles >> >> >>4:Height of revenge: A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a >>needle in his hand >> >> >>5:Height of pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls >>as his brakes >> >> >>6:Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass >>door >> >> >>7:Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof >> >>\n14 >>8:Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her >>nipples thinking them as pimples >> >> >>9:Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof >>trying to scratch his balls >> >> >>10:Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an >>earthquake to do the rest >> >> >>11:Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt >> >> >>12:Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall >> >> >>13:Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a >>quarter on an island of gays >> >> >>14:Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw >> >> >>15:Height of Technology: Condom with zip >> >> >>16:Height of Darkness: A negro searching for his penis in a dark >>room >> >> >>17:Height of fashion: A female applying Lipstick to her vertical >>Lips Santa and banta were caught raping a girl They were called for identification parade When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee" KBCHOST!AMITAB BACHAN to sardar g:wat iz the color of your wife's bra A: White B: Black C: Red D: Pink sardar G: can i call a friend? NA HUM AIDS SE DARTE HAYN AUR NA HUM CONDOM SE KARTE HAYN HUM TU DUNIYA SE DARTE HAYN IS LIE HATHOON SE KARTE HAYN HAPPY MUTH DAY :) Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day Don't try this on everybody U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)\n15 Q:Who's senior: Penis or Vagina? A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour ek patient doctor kay pass jaata hai aur kehta hai doctor sahib mera ek tatta neela (blue)ho gaya hai doctor kehta hai:yeh to bara masla hai ap ko operation karwa kar yeh tatta nikalwaana parey ga patient kehta hai k "NHI" doctor samjhaata hai k tumhain apni zindagi pyari hai ya apna tatta patient kehta hai zindagi doctor us ka operation kar deta hai aur tatta nikaal deta hai 3 din k baad patient dobaara aata hai aur kehta hai "doctor sahib mera doosra tatta bhi neela ho gaya hai" doctor kehta hai oh ooooap ka phir se operation karna parey ga aur doosra tatta bhi nikaalna parey ga patient kehta hai "nhi" doctor us ko razi kar leta hai aur doosra tatta bhi nikaal deta hai 3 din k baad woh phir aata hai aur kehta hai k doctor sahib mera lund bhi neela ho gaya hai doctor kehta hai k yeh bemaari to bari khatarnaak lagti hai ap ka lund bhi kaatna parey ga patient kehta hai "MUJHE PEHLE BHI APNI WIFE SE MAAR PARI HAI AB TO WOH MUJHE GHR SE NIKAAL DE GI" doctor kehta hai k ap pareshaan mat ho main us ki tarah ka doosra laga doo gaaur us ka operation kar deta hai 3 din k baad woh banda phir aata hai aur kehta hai k doctor sahib ap ne jo new lund lagaya tha woh bhi neela ho gaya doctor ko gussa aata hai aur kehta hai k apni pent utaroo phir doctor us ki under wear ko haat lagata hai aur guzzay se kehta hai "BHARWAYGANDOO DALLAY TERA TO UNDER WEAR COLOR CHOOR RAHA HAI" Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara, Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah raat ki tanhayaan tail ki chiknayan uthao botal tail ki musaratoon k khel ki na koi munda na koi run apna hath aur apna hi lun YEHI TO HE WO APNA PUN A Very sexy and attractive Female Employee meets her boss and says:: "Sir!will u remove something from my Breast?\n16 BOSS:"Wow wats that?" "Your eyes Sir!!!!" Fuck is good Fuck is funny Lots of ppl Fuck 4 money If u think that fuck is funny FUCK urself and save ur money Wife : Thora aram se karo EXPRESS chala rahy ho Husband: to kya mallgari Chalaon? Itnay main munna bed se gir jata hai and bolta ha jo marzi chalao par musafer to na girao Girl : Mom, Jony asked me to climb MoM: You fool he wanted to see your underwear Girl: I Know but i fooled him I removed my underwear before climing Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi Sardar ji bole, " DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA " PART-V Dunya k 5 Asool: 1 Paani aur lan apna rasta hud banaty hain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2Doodh Phantny aur gand phatny ki awaz kabhi nahi aati!! 3Jazbat aur mummy jitna dubao utna ubharty hain!!!!!!!!! 4Biwi aur gari kisi ko na dohamesha chud ker wapis mily gi! 5sSanp aur phudi jahan mily mar do!!!!!!!!!!!! "Ooee sardar g apni biwi ko itni dard main Hospital ki bajaye PIZZA HUTT kioon le kar ja rahe ho??????" SARDAR: "kioon k PIZZA HUTT main delivery FREE he"\n17 Teacher: Dunya main sab se halki cheez kon si he?????? Student: "ji Lun!!" Teacher: "Woh kaise?" Student: Jo cheez sochny se bhi uth jye uss se halka aur kia cheez ho sakti he" Zindgi ki 5 aham batain: 1Kismat aur gand kahin bhi khul sakti he 2Pareshani aur lulli kahin bhi khari ho sakti he 3Ghareeb aur mummy hamesha dubaye jate hain 4Dodh aur choot phatny ki awaz nahi hoti 5Sanp aur choot jahan mily wahan mar do warna koi aur mar de ga!!!!!!!! Sardar: "yaar meri biwi pani se bohat darti he" Friend: "acha! woh kaise" Sardar: "Yaar kal main ghar aya to woh bath tub main bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!!!!!" Sardar G: "Doctor sb kamzori bohat he" Doctor: "Doodh duba ker piya kro" Sardar G: "Doctor sb doodh to bohat zyada peeeta hun magar woh zyada dubane nahi deti!!!!!!" man goes to buy condom Salesgirl: "May i hold u penis for size?" She orders: "give him small" Wait!!!! "give him medium" Wait!!!! "give him large" SHIT!!!! "give me a tissue!!!!"\n18 Callgirl "Sardar g! sx kro ge" Sardar g "bilkul, but meri wife ki tarah kro gi" "haan kroon gi, but woh kaise kerti he" "moft main!!!!!!!! " Judge: "why did u kill ur husband" Lady: "He called me from office Took me to bedroom Removed my cloths Laid me on the bed Spread my legs and said APRIL FOOL!!!! 1st Kid "meri mom jadugar he" Jab woh papa k nunu ko chooti he to woh bara ho jata he 2nd Kid: meri mom jab papa k nunu pe bethti he to woh gyeb ho jata he!!!!!!!!! A sweet girl goes to Banta shop and said "mujhy underwear dikhao" Banta sharmate hoe "aaj pehan ker nahi aya!!!!" A boy asked his girl friend to play wd his penis Its her first time After sometime she asked "wat r these drops coming out?" Boy "khushi k aansoo hain!!!!!!!" Girl: I'm like Radio, My left nipple is volume And right is tuner Boy turns both but there is no sound!!!!! Girl: Stupid neeechy plug kia tera baap lagaye ga\n19 Bhosri Plaza Hotel "MENU CARD" :-grilled mummay :-achari lun :-phudi of the day :-tandoori bund :-lullian sirky wali :-chilly chot :-tattay mughlai :-gori bund da halwa :-nargasi tattay :-phuddy pakaora :-lun falooda :-mard makhan naan :-afghani gand kabab :-daighy mummay :-lun khara masala :-bhosri fried rice A nurse comes in doctors room Doctor asked "why is ur one boob out of ur shirt" Nurse: these medical students never keep things at place after use!!!!!!!!! YOUNGER BROTHER TO ELDER SIS: "WHY ARE MOM AND DAD IN THE ROOM FOR THREE DAYS?" ELDER SIS REPLIES LAUGHING: "DAD HAD ASKED ME FOT VASLINE BUT I GAVE THEM ELFY BY MISTAKE"!!!!! Once all Eggs in women Pussy desided to fight against sperms They waited with guns in the pussy That night no one came Suddenly 1 shouted : HAMLA PEACHAY SE HUA HAI Girl and Boy lost in a Jungle: after two days of struggle for food and water, girl said: dear plz fuck me Boy said Why? girl Said: abay kuch to ander jayega Boyefriend Fingering his Girlfriend Girl: Aah Take Off Your ring its Hurting me Boy: Honey Its not my ring, its my wrist watch Yeh Larkiyaan Kitni Chalaak hoti hainapna 18 Rupiye liter walay doodh ka thaila dikha kar Aap Ka 180 rupiye Litre Wala Ghee Nikaal Leti hain\n20 Maa: Beti Wo Larka thik Nahi Jise tu chahti Hai, Beti : Nahi Maa wo Doctor Banega Usnay to meri wo bemari bhi thik kardi jo mujhe har mahine hoti theee Quote Of the Day " Paisa Gand Ki tara Hota hai Hota sab Ke Pass Hai par Dena Koi NahI chatha " Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag ke parde ke peeche chup jati hai Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai Sabse bara TERRORIST Kaun? AURAT! jo Har raat ek TOWER ko gira deti hai Sab se Bara BUILDER kaun? MARD! Jo agli raat phir Aus Tower ko Khara kar deta ha:) DR: A Penis is the greatest breakfast b'coz it has a Mushroom head, a hotdog, 2 eggs, and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make women healthy Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass surgeon was surprised and asked why? girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch " Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di 2 din baad pucha,ab tu sab theek ha? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth, 1000 nikal warna kaat lungi sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge, woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye? Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo tujhe neeand a jaye gi?\n21 A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis We were born togather, grown up togather, enjoyed life togather, Then why did u die before me? Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par pakar nai sakte? student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen hain Sardar: CAR Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai Sardar: Motor Cycle Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal ka jawab do Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid Interviewer : CHOOT sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT ' Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R naughty,we R BeautyThey R Lyer,We R FireThey've chest,we've BreastThey' ve Muscle,we've nipplesthey' ve night fall,we've 2 big ballsthey've a pole,we've a big holethey can fight, we can bitethey can fuk,we can suck Kabhi tu lee hogi suraj ne chand ki, Tabhi tu chand main daag hai, Mumkin hai chand ne dubara nahi dee hogi, Tabhi tu suraj main aag hai Baluchi: Hamare raigistan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati hai amdidamdid Pathan: khocha, hamare paharo mein 'i luv u' bolo to vapis awaz aata hai luv uluv upunjabi: Ae keri gal hai paa ji Saday pind di gali vich awaz maro 'teri maa di', te vapas awaz aandi hai 'teri pehn di'\n22 Raat k 2 bajay bahoo k kamray se aik aadmi nikla aur bhaag gya Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na kaha kyon k saas bhee kabhee bahu thee! Qissa aik Chudai ka Pehlay gaand pe kaat liya humnay phir phuddi ko chaat liya humnay Phir diya hontoun pe namkeen bhosa, bari daer talak mammo ko choosa, Ungli kar k paani diya nikaal, boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal, Josh-e-shevat main loray ko rakha choot pe, dono haath jama diye us k doodh pe, Zabt ka bandhan achanak toot gaya, chudai se pehlay bahar hi chhot gaya Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise ayengebhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k '10 rupaye me Chachi ki Chat lo' Boy 2 girl ladkiyan rukhsati k waqt roti Q haingirl say!abay chutiah agar tujhay pata ho k koi tujhe ghar se dur le ja k teri gaand maray ga to kia tu nachega? What is pure Hindi name of Condom?? Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi Man gives blood 2 his Girlfriendlater on they split up & man wants blood backshe throws a used paad 2 him & says: i wil pay u monthly,u bastard Malang:-Beta Hamesha Apne Se Badi Ko Maa,Choti Ko Beti,Barabar Wali Ko Bahen Maano!Boy:-Baba ji,phir ye LORA aap Hi Rakh lo,bhaang Kootnay K Kaam aye ga\n23 gal:hw many siblings u hav? boy:m d nly 1 gal:kyun? baap me dum nehi tha kya? boy:n how many r u? gal:8 boy:kyun?baap ko aur koi kaam nehi tha kya? Ek admi jaldi jaldi ladies toilet main ghus gya, ek aurat chillaye ;u idiot ye ladies k lye hai,aadmi pant utaar k bola ye bhi ladies k liye hai!! PART-VI Dracula: Main tumhara khoon peena chahta hoon Girl: Pehlay batana tha na aaj hi band hua hay A Guy picks up a girl for the date "Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee?" Girl: "I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt" Lady : "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "OK I'll take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher" ; Teacher:"Why did you bring your cat to school?" Pupil : "Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY Sex se pehle kapde utarte samay biwi gir gayihusbnd: JAAN lagi to nahi?sex ke baad kapde pehante samay fir gir gayihusbnd: ANDHI HAI Kya BEHANCHOD Arz kiya hai Teer kya chalati ho, dhaar to talwar main hai, Teer kya chalati ho, dhaar to talwar main hai Dupatay sa kya chupati ho maal to SHALVAR mai hai\n24 WIFE :- Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment ek aadmi bhagwan ke pas jata haui aur kehta hai aye bhagwan mujhe 100 lund de dey bhagwan uss ko 100 lund de deta hai wo khushi khuhsi jaa raha hota hai peechey se bhagwan ki awaz ati hai ruk bhousrike yeh 200 tatte tera baap le kar jayega??? ek sawalï ½14 feb valentines day ko loog aisa kiya kartay hain k theek 9 months kay baad 14 nov ko CHILDRENS DAY manana parhta haiï ½ Kareena adapted 1 yr old baby1 day baby cry: Mama I need milkkareena: " Beta tum ab bare hogai ho khana khaobaby:" Agar pilla nahi rahi to plz dikha he do Girl: Mujhe BRA Chahiye ShopKeeper: 36 chalegi? Girl: nahi, isse choti ShopKeeper: 32 chalegi? Girl: nahi, isse choti ShopKeeper: 28 chalegi? Girl: nahi, isse choti ShopKeeper: Madam, Band-Aid laga lo pimple hua hai fastest centuries Shahid Afridi = 37 balls Jaysurya = 48 balls Ijaz ehmad = 59 balls But Dhritrashtra= only in 2 balls!!! "Every man" is a "terrorist" for "woman" first he "destroy" her "two towers" then he "attack" on her "pentagon" then Puts "Mesile" in her "white house" Girl goes to repair umbrella Umbrella man says, UPER KA KAPDA HATANA PADEGA AUR NICHE SE RODE DAALNI PADEGI Girl syas, DO ANYTHING BUT PAANI ANDER NAHI AANA CHAIYE! Boy ask girl : why there is sound when u urinate? Girl replies: we don't have 8 inch silencer like U\n25 A man was fucking a nurse She shouts: Aah it's painful Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I donï ½t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts Teacher key barrey boobs dekh kar aik student bola, ismain kitna calcium hay? Teacher : ismain itna calcium hay ki bina hadi wala LUND bhi khada ho jay!! in chemistry class teacher ask a girl : "what is "NITERATE"? girl : sir NITE K 1500/ rs n hotel k alag se "MOTO RAZR" aur "MOTO KRZR" ki shandar kamyabi k baad ab pesh hai "MOTO BRAZeR" Characteristics: 1-itna slim k boobs k beech asani se aa jaye, na chori ka dar na cheene jane ka dar 2-56 mega pix camera Brazier k ander tak dikhai 3- iska taakatwar vibrating system DOODH ko LASSI banaye a bee entered into wife vagina by mistakehusband took her 2 docdoc: i ve an idealets pour sum honey on the dick like dis n insert into vagina like dis n immediatly pull out whn the bee comes nearbt doc penetrats mor n mor husband noticed tht doc is getting excited doing allhusband: wat r u doing?? Doc: ''Plan Change, i'll kill the bastered inside'' 1 Andhi larki pehli daffa sex karwa rahi thi,jab maza aaya tu poocha"yeh neechay kia latak rahay hain?larka bola,yeh tattay hainandhi boli,yeh andar nahi dalnay hotay?larkay nay keha,nahi yeh baahir hi rahtay hain Andhi boli,"khayal karna,andhi mohtaaj ka haq na maarna To, The Principal Phuddi public school, punjaaab city Sir Main 16 saal di haseenkuri hoon te main 8v class vich parhdi cmere mammay bare ho jane di waja se menu sidhe 10v class vich kar dita Meri brassier da no34 haiga te roll no v 34 hi hai Gal eh hai k kal main school nu aarahi c, menu raaste vich 4 mundiyaan ne phar liya te meri fuddi de naal meri bhund v phaar ditti Is liye main 2 din school nahi aa sakdi thank u ur's obiently, bholi\n26 EK Sardar g ki biwi mar gaye doston ne poocha kaise mar gayee? sardar g : mun vich mun c, phuddi vich lun c, bhund vich ugali c pata nahi rooh kithooon nikal gaye Be gharz zindagi main Armaan Bosri ka Gand K peechay hai pathan Bohosri ka Wo Rubber ki Chootain Wo Plastic K Loray Kia Kia bana raha Hai Japan Bhosri ka Wo Lahore ki Heera Mandi or Us pe Chikni Randi Mashooor hai is waja se Pakistan Bhosri ka Wo Charas ki Rodain Wo Sharab ki botlain Kia Kia Pee Raha hai Insaan Bhosri ka Boy to Barber : Jhant k baal katne k kitne loge? Barber : 100 rs Girl : aur mere kitne loge? Barber : 150 rs Girl : mere 150 kion? Barber : larkon k paas handel hai aur aap k pakarne ki jaga nahi hai Suhag raat ko Sardar g ne Apni Biwi k peeche dala to Biwi boli : Sardar g Peeche nahi Aage Daalte hain Sardar g : tum ko kaise pata? Biwi : ek dafa mujhe 4 aadmi utha k le gaye thay, sab ne aage hi dala tha Sardar g : mujhe bhi utha k le gaye thay, mujhe to peeche dala tha 3 Girls Class main baatain ker rahi theen Ek ne kaha : Maine sir ki table pe condom dekha Dosri boli : main us main sorakh ker diya Teesri boli : Oooh Shit marawa diya na yaar Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut Mommy: U mean it's small? Little Girl: No, it's salty A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole\n27 A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences! agar bura na mano tu raat ko light off rukhna,kameez ko otar kaar shalwar ko dhela rukhna,bed ko single kaar kar kundee ko off rukhna,chut pay malish kaar kay level tu saath rukhna, aaaahhhhh aaj kuch josh zayada hay apne gaand ko tayar rukhna,tera tu kaar doon ga kaam sara meray lund ka kheyal rukhna,tere chut ko milay ga sakoon meray lund ka istemal ruukhna,lund daekh kaar bayhoosh na ho jao es leay light off rukhna,, Chaho to humko bhula denachaho to hamara naam dil se mita denapar jab tanhai me hamari yaad aye to rona matsirf 1 baar gand me ungli daal ke hila lena! one day after office boss starts fuck her secaratery meanwhile his wife call n ask where r u he replies i m very buzy with an client after fuck he reach home his wife ask wy u r so tired he reply "TUMHE KAISE SAMJHAON CLIENT KO SATISFY KERNE K LYE KITNI MAHNAT KERNI PARI" Phoolon say achi us ki CHOOT, Kaliyon say pyari us ki GAAND, Sitaron say chamaktay hovay Mum'may, Koyal si meethi zabaan, Chand bhi chup jaye yeh keh kar, Aasmaan par ab kya hai mera kaam, Chandni to aa nikli zameen say, kaisi hai yeh kudrat ki shaan, Fursat say banaya hoga rab nay, Farishton ka nahin yeh kaam, Mitti say bane hain hum sab, Us mein sonay ko milaya hoga, Hooron nay bhi hasrat say dekha hoga, Pariyon say sundar yeh insaan, Alfaaz bhi kum parte hain kehne ko AAISI HAI MERI JAAN Santa: chicken kaise diye? Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10 Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon? Sir ise AIDS hai Santa: De do mujhe khana hai gaand thodi marni hai! Banta: Yaar ek masla khada ho gaya hai Santa: Yaar Itna kyon masla jo sala khada hi ho gaya\n28 Santa raping a gal in car A cop came & said: What r u doing? Santa: I'm raping her Cop: Ok, I'm next Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class Santa: Ok son Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing? Pappu: Homework Dad PART-VII 4 Nuns in a que to Confess 1st : Father, I saw a penis Father: don't worry child, go and wash ur eyes with the holy water 2nd: father, I touched a Penis Father: don't worry child, go and wash your hands with the holy water Suddenly the 4th nun runs to the holy water Father: Hey where are you going? 4th nun: I wanna gargle with that holy water before the 3rd SisTer puts Her ASS in it A Gunman Stops a car and asks the Man to Masturbate Scared Driver obeys This continues for 6 times Till the driver has no energy Left Gunman says "Now, give Lift to my DaughTer Lady sends Panties to dhobi for washing but the stains didn't go So, the lady sends a note to the dhobi which reads "kapde theek se dhoya karo", for which the dhobi replies "GAAND THEEK SE DHOYA KARO Wife: Whenever I sing, why do you go outside and stand? Husband: To Ensure that our neighbours don't think that I am fucking you forcibly Song from Movie Machis Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi "Lo KarLo BaaT Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi ToU KamaaL he LaGeGi Na"\n29 Man: Behanji, mere biwi k liye eik AchA sa BRA Dikhaana Woman: Size kya hai? Man: Pakdo Tou AnDa aur ChoDo Tou OmLette AsLi hero kaun? Jo chemist shop mein jaake sabhi BranDs k CondoM Nikaalne k baad ek select karey Aur chemist se pooche TRIAL ROOM KAHA HAI??? A toilet is like a commnunity meeting People come with lot of pressure, sit, create lot of noise and ultimately DROP THE MATTER! 1st Lady: Did you know that lions have sex 4 to 6 times in one night? 2nd Lady: Oh no, I just joined the Rotary club, i should have joined the Lion's Club Gabbar: Basanti Potty Ker Veero: Nahi Basanti In Kutton K Saamne Potty Mat Kerna Ye Tujhe Paani Nahi Denge Aur Teri Gaand Mujh Se Chatwayenge Q How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A Call her and tell her datï ½ "I m HaVing Sex Wid UrBest Friend ï ½" Memon weekly chaklay ja k rate malum karta tha Dost:Jab tu kuch kerta nahi hay to rate kyun puchta hay??? Memon:Check kerta hun k biwi mehengi tou nahi per rahi Chidambaram asks a Rand: Kitna leti ho? Rand:Aage se Rs 200 piche se Rs 220 Chiddu: piche ka zyada kyu? Rand:10 takka aapka TURNOVER Tax Khobsurti Aishwariya Pe Khatam Acting Shahrukh Pe Khatam Singing Lata Pe Khatam\n30 Bharam Munna Bhai Pe Khatam Orr Aap " MUTH " Mar Mar K Khatam A Scientist has Invented a New Bra Which Stop Boons From Bouncing While Running & Does'nt Show Nipples When Wet DONT WORRY The BASTARAD HAS BEEN KILLED Interviewer: aap kisi larki mein sab se pehle kya dekhte hain? Sardar: Ojidepend karta hai k wo aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai What's d heights of tension? When U Get 2 C Cleavage of Sexy Teacher Sitting Right In front of U, During Last 5 Minutes Of Exam & U Got 2 Write a Lot To Pass ;-> Aaloo lo Bhindi lo Bengan lo Gobi lo Kadu lo Kele lo Tamatar lo Karele lo Jo marzi lo Bund tuhadi hai ;-> Prostitute: doc, my hole is too big Doctor looks into the hole & says: Oh My GODNESSGODNESS GODNESS Prostitute: Why are you repeating the words??? Doctor: It was an ECHO! ;-> There Is A Nerve Which connectes ur Asshole To ur Eyes Called Anal Optic Nerve,, Don't Believe??? Pull A Hair From Ur Ass Hole & See Tear Coming From Ur Eyes\n31 Patle Patle Chotron Ko Hum Phula Dege Gol Gol Mumoon ko HumDaba Dege Ap Hamara 1 Bar Le Ke To Dekho Chod Chod Ke Apki Gand Sujha DEGE Super thought for the nyt - "Love is Very Deep But Sex Has To Go Only A Few Inches" Fuck is easy, is funny, anybody fuck for money, if you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money! 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Future of Pakistan (Insha Allah): O Muslim Eye: See The Meaning of 'Yansilun' (Warning by Allama Iqbal)\nیہ فتنہ آشوب خیز ٹل نہیں سکتا 'وَقَدْ كُنْتُمْ بھ تَسْتَعْجِلُوْنَ'\nIn 1917, Allama Iqbal early warned the Muslims about coming chaos, turmoil and destruction in the whole world. 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All Mufassareen give its interpretation in the light of Ahadees as you mentioned in your comment also.\nMost people (including me) heard this from our childhood that Yajooj Majooj will nation like ‘chinese’ (May be due to their quantity or appearance) and they will emerge near end times. But if you read carefully Allama Iqbal’s Interpretation, Its quite unique and opens a new dimension. As you know before coming of Dajjal, there will be stage set for him (or a system will be prepared). Similary Iqbal is saying, a sytem for Yajooj Majooj is preparing (khul gye lashkar tamam) then may be at some late time, Yajooj Majooj physically may also appear.\nIf you read today’s Oriya Article, he is exactly saying this for Dajjal’s System and its preparations.\nSo brother, you can ignore Imran Nazar Hosein but he is not saying any new thing, actually all this is said by Allama Iqbal first, and I can guarantee you, in last 100 years, no scholar was more knowledgeable than Allama Iqbal regarding correct interpretation of Quran and Hadees.\nInshaAllah, I will do a post in future regarding use if Quranic verses by Iqbal in his Kalam.\nAur bhai, gumrahi aur chupane ka to sawal hi paida nahin hota, everything is available in these day, anybody can cross check the information. Main ne apne pass se kuch bhi nahin likha except some starting lines or title/sub title but still I ask for forgiveness and…………….. yes, I am promoting Allama Iqbal’s poetry and things about bright future of Pakistan.\nAnd thanks, Please keep reading this blog, things will become more clear with the passage of time.\nMujahid Islam October 12, 2011 at 1:24 PM\nAsslaam Aleykum Ghayoor Saheb\nme janta hun k Allama Iqbal r.a. muslmanon k bohat\nbarey shair aur mufakkar silam they, unhon ney\nmuslmanon ko unka bhoola huwa sabaq yaad dilaya ,\nALLAH TAALA UN K DARAJAAT BULAND FARMAAYE AMEEN\naur allama iqabl ney jis baat ki taraf ishara kiya hey\nwo un qoumo ki taraf dekh kar kiya hey jin k\nkirdar aur khislat yajooj majooj qoum sey milti julti hain,\nagar pichhli sadi pe hi nazr ki jaaye to hamey\nesi qoumo k barey mey wazeh pta chlta hey jesey\nafriqa mey bohat sey logo ka qata aam kiya gya\naur phir baad mey un ki laashon ki khaad bnaai gai aur ye sab kuch england aur europ k foujiyon\nney kiya aur un k mulkon pe qabzey kar liye . aur aaj america aur us k ittehaadiyon ney\ntaqriban 15 lacs logon ko iraq aur afghanistan me qatal kiya . is k baawajood bhi dunya usey\naman pasand kehti hey yani wo dunya mey aman k liye kaam kar raha hey .\njo shaks urdu adab jaanta hey aur shaairi ki\nsamajh boojh rakhta hey usey bakhoobi ilm hoga k wo aksar kisi baat ko samjaney k liye direct\nbaat nahi kartery , wo aksar indirect baat kar k logon ko misaal dey kar apni baat keh detey hain aur log un ki di hui misaal sey us asl baat ko samjh jatey hain\nmey koi shair to nahi lekin itna janta hun k aik aashiq apney mashooq k liye kya kyakehta hey\nyani merey mahboob k chehra aik ghulaab ka phool hey etc. agar mey kahun k us k mahboob k chehra yaqeenan aik ghilaab ka phool hi hey aur mey\nisi pe arr jaaun aur qasmein khata phirun k esa hi hey aur haqeeqat mey wesa nahi hota kyun k us ney misaal di hey\nisi trah allama iqbaal r.a. ney zalam qoumon ko daikh kar un qoumon ko aik zalam qoum sey tashbeeh di hey yani yajooj majooj sey.\naur hamey chahye k sab sey pehley quraan o ahaadees ki baat karain aur phir usi ki roshni mey allama iqbal r.a. k ashaar ko explain karain\nhadees paak mey hey k yajooj majooj qoum jab azaad ki jaaye gi to wo jahaan sey guzrey gi sab\nkuch tabaah barbaad karti jaaye gi wo insaano jaanwaron bal k sab jaandaar cheezon ko khati\njaaye gi, hattaa k daryaa k daryaa pee jaain gey,\nhattaa k hazrat ESA A.S ALLAH TAALA KI BARGAAH MEY DUA KARENGEY AUR ALLAH TAALA US QOUM KI\nGARDAN MEY AIK KEERA ( BUG ) PEDA KAR DEY GA JIS SEY WO SARI QOUM HLAAK HO JAYE GI , US K BAAD AIK BOHAT TAIZ BAARISH HOGI\nJIS SEY WO SARI QOUM PAANI MEY BEH KAR SAMANDAR MEY CHALI JAAYE GI .\nUS K BAAD POORI DUNYAA MEY SIRF MUSLMAAN HI HONGEY,\nGhulam Mustafa October 12, 2011 at 4:49 PM\nFaqar-e-Ghayoor October 12, 2011 at 7:00 PM\nGood Debate, thanks for your reply.\nBrother mein ne yajooj majooj ke bare mein Ahadees parhi hain. App theek keh rahe hain aur Iqbal bhi theek keh rahe hain. Asal mein humari kam-fehmi hai. Let me explain something....\nPoint is you are saying Allama Iqbal was a poet but anybody who has deeply read Iqbal, knows, he was not conventional poet (Infact he was not poet. Yehi to logon ki gallat fehmi hai ke woh Iqbal ko poet samajhte hain. Woh Sufi bulke Qalandar thay. InshaAllah I will prove this who he was in some late post).\nJab Iqbal Shayar hain hi nahi to woh shayaron ki tarha tashbeeh khun dain ge woh bhi Quran Ki Ayaat ko. atleast mein ye baat nahin maan sakta bcos Iqbal ka 1905 ke baad ka sara kalaam Quarn aur Hadees ki tahreeh hai jadeed dour ke lihaz se. aur Iqbal ne Quranic words ko direct use kiya hai. Woh Yaqeen-e-Kamil ke maqam pe faeez thay.aur koi wajah thi jo unhon ne ye baatain likheen....\nYaqeenan Allama Iqbal ne Ahadees parhi hon gi yajooj majooj ke mautaliq. (30 se zaida ahadees hain)\naur app jante hain ke Quran mein Allak Taala farmate hain 'Allah ka aik din humare 1000 saal ke braber hota hai" Surah Hajj Ayat 47. (Plz ye ayat dobara parhain)\nYani main ye kehna chah raha hun ke ye events some times centuries long hote hain. Gradual process hota, stage set hoti, system create hota, phir woh event ho jata hai. humare to 100 saal guzr jate magar Allah ke haan aik din ka thora sa hissa guzrta. ab Yajooj Majooj khul jane se le kar unhain saza milne tak kitne saal lagain ge, koi nahin bata sakta, sirf Allah ko pata hai.\nHopefully, you will not mind any thing. Interpretation mein faraq hai warna baat same hai.\nhussain October 12, 2011 at 7:39 PM\nYajooj majuuj ke anay se pehle he itni tabahi ho chki ho gi ke yeh modern rechnology waghera jise kuch pseudo-intellectuals yajooj majooj ka nizam kehte hain,sabb tabah ho chuka ho ga.zamin per abadi bhi bohut kam ho gi.jab nizam he baqi nahi rahay ga,toh yajoj majoj ki aamad kesat ho gi.\nlehaza saabit hua ke technology ka yajooj majuuj se koi talluq sabit nahi hota,logic aur philosophy ki ruu se.\nhussain October 12, 2011 at 7:45 PM\nauriya maqbul saahib ke baray mein bhi mein yehi kahun ga ke woh zaada jazbaati ho ker gher mantaqi baatein ker jaate hain bohut dafa.\nDajjal ka bhi iss system se koi talluq nahi banta.Aur dajjal k anay se pehle bhi duniya mein bht bari tabahi aa chuki ho gi aur technology baaqi na rahay gi.\nAuriya saahib na sirf america dushmani mein bohut aagay nikal jaatay hain bal ke talibaan ki wakalat mein bhi bohut aagay nikal jaatay hain.unn ka aaj wala column parhein zara,kya waqt aan pohuncha part 3,parh ker hansi aati hai.yeh talibaan khilaaft qaim kernay ke ahl nahi jinn ko khud Islam ka nahi pata.Dusra yeh ke agar yeh itne he mard e momin hotay toh muzakrat pe aamada na hotay aur bht si baatein hain jo inn k khilaf jaati hain magar phir kabhi chherun ga unn ko.\nBe logical,authentic and Islamic rather than creating terror.If all this media etc was system of dajjal and yajooj majooj,people would have not got a single speck of goodness by means of internet etc.understand.\nMujahid Islam October 12, 2011 at 8:11 PM\nAsslaam Aleykum Faqar-e-Ghayoor Saheb,\npehley to mey arz kardun k mey ney hazrat allama iqbal r.a. k maqaam sey inqar nahi kiya mey to unhain mufakkar-r-islam kehta hun\nap ney shayad ghour nahi kiya k mey un k naam k saath allama likh raha hun kyun k wo yaqeenan deen ka ilm bhi rakhtey they ,\nmerey khyaal mey baat sari unhey samjhney ki hey , aur unhey samjhney k liye deen ka ilm hona zarori hey\nwarna to phir jo shair unhon ney sikhon k guru nanak k barey mey kahey hain us pe bhi bohat sey log arr jaain gey kahngey k sikh bhi rah-e- rast pe hain ,\nisi waja sey darwaish-e- lahori ko samjhney k liye deen ki samajh zarori hey ,\nme yahaan aik hadees paak ka hawala dunga\nhadees ka mazmoon kuch is trah hey k\nhamarey pyarey NABI PAAK SALALLAHO ALAIHI WAALEHI WASALLAM ney aik baar apney kisi sahabi r.a sey farmaya\nk agar tumharey dor mey misr mey ALLAH ki rah mey jihad k liye jana ho, to tum us mey jana , aur agar tum ,\nwahaan pe ye maamla dekho k do aadmi aik eent jitni jaga pe larr rahey hain to tum foran us jaga ko chhor dena , kuyun k us k baad tumhara wahaan rehna theek nahi ,\nwahaan pe fasaad hongey , aur jab wo sahaabi apney dor mey misr mey jang k liye gaye to unhon ney hoobahoo wohi waaqia dekha k do aadmi sirf aik eent jitni jaga k liye apas mey larr rahey they ,\nwo sahaabi wo maamla dekh kar foran wahaan sey chaley aaye ,\nmera ye hadees paak byaan karney ka maqsad ye hey k jo baat HAMAREY NABI PAAK SALALLAHO ALAIHI WAALEHI WASALLAM NEY FARMA DI HEY\nJIS TRAH FARMAI HEY THEEK USI TRAH APNEY WAQT PE RUNUMA HOGI,\nhadees kisi aam insaan ney nahi kahi hadees kis ney kahi hain ye sab jantey hain ,\naur ap k hi baqoul yajuj majuj k barey mey 30 sey zyada ahaadees hain\nBEY SHAK JO BAAT ALLAH K HABIB SALALLAHO ALAIHI WAALEHI WASALLAM NEY FARMA DI HEY wo apney waqt pe zaruru puri hogi ,\nFaqar-e-Ghayoor October 12, 2011 at 8:48 PM\nBrother Mujahid !\nMashaAllah Beshak, APP (S.A.W.W.) ne jo farma diya hai woh hu bahu waise hi iss dunya mein zahir ho ga.\nBuzurg farmate hain ke humain Durood Sharif Parhna chahiye her waqt. Allah Rehmat Farma dain ge.


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