Jokes SMS – SMSJan\nDil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy?\nFail hony pr?\nPyar main dhoka milny pr?\nChot lgny pr?\nDil ko sb sy zaida dard hota hy jb mobile\nchargng pe lga k jao aur 2 ghanty\nbad a kr dkho to switch hila hua ho\n1 utt wqt me 80 rotian khata\n1 ÃŸutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.\nUs ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.\nPehla show shuro hua,\nus ne 80 rotian kha li\nagla show 1 hour bd shuro hwa or us ne phr 80 rotiyn kha li.\nLog bht heran thyor 3rd show k lie or ziyda rush ho gia.\n1 hour bd jb 3rd show shro hona tha tu wo ghaib ho gia.\nUs ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghr pohnche to wo betha roti kha rha tha.\nJb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:\nHun main naukri hi krda rawan,\nroti na khawa..\nTop2 larkian ek dosray ko gift\nLarkian Ek dosray ko gift krti hain\nLarky Ek dosray ko kya dete hen.\n‘Ay le bachi da number. Bus mera na dasen’\nJinadmi se kia huqum hai mere\nKia huqum hai mere aaqa?\nADMI.Jin se bola\nmujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh\nme kokaf ka jin hon koi\nGirlz hostil ka princpal nahi.’\nDear radio we want to\nDear Radio ,\nNot Two Idiots Talking =P\nEvery Annoyed Music Lover\nAp k lye america se rishta aya\nAp k lye America se Rishta Aya hay\nbohut achy log hain\nBaap Hardware may hay.\nMaa Software may hay.\nBhai Footwear may hay.\nAur larki sirf\nunderwear may hay\nA boy is sitting in a park\nA boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend\nold man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?\nboy: nahi ye paroos wali salma ha\nSheikh ki dukan pe likha tha\nSheikh KI DUKAN\nPE LIKHA THA\nUdhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko dia jaEga\nwo b unkAy\nwaliden se pooch kar\nKidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the\nKid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the\nAbbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the\nKid:Pr jb dada fail ho jate to?\nAbbu:To un k walid sahab unka ser phor dete the.\nKid:Abbu me exam me fail hogaya hun agr aap mujhse tawun krein to ye khandani dehshat gardi humsha k liye khatam ho\n‘Never make the same mistake twice.\nThere r so many new mistkes.\nTry different each day..!lol 😛\nCid crime scene lady rahul mera\nC.I.D CRIME SCENE\nLADY: Rahul mEra Bhai tha\nDAYA: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai tha?\nLADY: Ha.. Rahul mEra Bhai tha\nACP: Rahul Such mE tmhara Bhai tha?\nLADY: ha sir.. Wo mEra Bhai tha\nABHIJEET: My g0d..!\nIska mtlb ..\nTm Rahul Ki Behan h0?? 😀\nZ kutta haaye jab saabiq sadar\nZ Kutta Haaye Haaye\nJab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam Ne Gaali Di Thi\nTo Unho Ne Isteefa De Diya Tha.\nSamajh TO Gaye Ho Gey.\nFwd If You Love Your Pakistan and Your Nation.\nReporter meera g hum ne suna hai\nmeera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain?\noH my gaad,\nap ne bilkul ghalat suna hai,\ni dont drink cigrette… =D\nAik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi\nAik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye,\nAik Biwi jo piyar de,\nAik Biwi jo acha khana banaey,\nAik Biwi jo uski Khidmat kare,\nBoy tm shadi ke bad apne liye\nBoy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na,\nGirl: Aray Nahi main aisi larki nahi\nTum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena;-)\nHeerranjhay semain tumharay ishq mein barbad ho\n‘Main tumharay ishq mein barbad ho gai\nRuswa ho gai\nZaleel-o-khuwar ho gai’\n‘Te main kerra DSP lag gyan..??’\n”’ Hands Up\njigarr pani wala pistol hai.\nteri to hawa hi nikal gayi\n3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe\n3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.\nus ne apne aagy wale se pocha.\n‘Goli tenu vajji a?’\nus ne kaha ‘nai’.\nusne apne peechy wale se pocha.\n‘Te fer Goli tenu vajji a?’\nwo b bola ‘nai’\nwo khud neechy gir gya:\n‘Le fer Menu e vajji oou’..\nSon papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan\nSon- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.\nPapa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.\nTrue luv story a mosquito\nTrue Luv Story\nA Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love\nWid Each Other\n1 Day They Kissed Each Other\nHen Died Of Maleria\nMosquito Died Of Bird Flu\nkamzoor dil walay yeah msg na\n*. .Kamzoor dil\nwalay yeah msg na parhein\n3000 ka balance\nto dalwa do.:-D\nPakar hath mein daba mat oh ho\nHath Mein Pakar\nQtry Gr Rhy Hein\nJaldi Se Munh May Dal Le\nAb Batao Mza Aya Na\nRasgulla Khanay ka:-\nNight was dark moon high boy\nNight was dark\nBoy stoped his Bike\nGirl asked: Why?\nBoy come close\nShe felt shy\nHe told in her ear\nPETROL KHATTAM HO GEYA\nBudget 2015 chawal 1 rupay k 2\nChawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,\nDaal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,\nOil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,\nDoodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.\nZaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.\nPetrol Free dekhaya jaye gaâ€\nHakumat k new year 2011 par awam\nHakumat k New Year 2011 Par Awam ko Toofa:\n3.BIJLI Band . . . . .\nAgar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too PPP Par Mohar Lagain\nAdmi pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k\nAdmi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha.\nDost aa k sath betha\nusko thapki di aur glass utha k\naik he ghoont may pi k bola: Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?\nDost: yar aj to din hi bura hay.\nSubha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai\nRastay may gari kharab ho gai,\nDaftar late pohancha\nBoss ne nokri se nikal dia,\nwapsi pe challan hogaya,\nkhudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha\nTu pee gaya,\napna to din hi bura hay\nSara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur\nKaam b aata hai kya?\nMp3 songs play krne b\nA pakistani an american met on\nA pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.\nAmrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?\nPakistani silently gives 5$.\nPakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?\nThe american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks\nWats the ans?\nPakistani again silently gave 5$\nElection hone wale tay omeedwaar ghar ja\nElection hone wale tay… Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay…\nAik omeedwaar ne aik darwaazay par ja kar dastak de…\nto aik choti bacchi ne darwaza khola…\nomeedwaar bola… Hello gurya tumharay abbu People’s party me hai ya muslim league me…\nBacchi masoomiyat se… Ge wo Bathroom me hai… 😛\nNokranimalikan ap udas kyun hainmalikantmhare sahab ofice\nMalikan ap udas kyun hain..\nTmhare sahab ofice ki kisi larki se pyar kerte hain..\nSahab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.;-D\nKaise tu ne mera dil tora hy\nKaise tu ne mera dil tora hy,\nKya tere haath me hathora hy?,\nSawaar ho kr mere hawaason par,\nKaha is ne ye mera ghora hy,\nKhuwab me akar is ne maari laat,\nIstarah neend se jhinjhora hy\n5 most undefined things of girls\n5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls:\n1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho\n(Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’\n2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi\n(No One Will Ever Know What Was Their ‘Umeed’\n3)Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe\n4)Sach Batana, Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon\n(Do They Really Mean When They Say ‘Sach Batana’)\n5)I Am Very Selfish Na\nProfesrkya nam ha girlnatasha profesragey kya lgati\nProfesr:kya nam ha\nprofesr:agey kya lgati ho?\ngirl:ji ALWAYS ULTRA\ni mean peche kya lgati ho\nJi sarso ka Tail. .*\nBeta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya\nBeta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do.\nBeta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni wali ko LOAD kara dya to tery wali ney bhoot mara hai\nAk kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia\nAk kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia ka program ho raha he.kutta bhe dekhney gaya.dekha bhoot sarey sheer(lion)nach rahey heen.kutey sey bardasht nahi huwa wo bhe bech meen ja kr nachney laga.ak sheer ney pakra or zor sey kutey ko thapr mara or kha. to kyon nach raha hei to to kutta hai.kutta sir jhuka kr bola bhi meen bhee shadi se phley sheer he tha.\nHeight of jhatka a boy after\nHeight of Jhatka\nA Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked\n‘Is He ur x-BF?\nGF Kissed Him & said:\n‘No darling its Me b4 surgery;)\nA boy touched hand of his girlfriend\nA Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..\nGirlfriend Slaps & Say:\n102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tmhy Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hy…. 😀 😉\nAdmi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy\nYa Badam ka?\nMolvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy\nIs Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…\nI like really dark movie theaters\nI Like Really Dark\nBuy My 0wn\nTeacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko\nTeacher student sey :\n‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…\nIss ka Future Tense batao ???\nNAsir raat ko pappu ki watt lga dy gÃ¤…!!!\nEk baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi\nek baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi deyti hai dost\nthapar se dhar nae lagta\ndengue machar se dhar lagta ha 🙁 😉\n1 nai ki shop pr admi aya\n1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge?\nNai: 2 ghantay\nAdmi chla gya\n2 day:Ktni dair lgay ge?\nNai: 1 ghanta\nAdmi phir chla gya\nNai ne pichay Shagird bheja k dekh kr aa, ye kahan se ata or kahan jata hay.\nShagird wapis aa k:\n‘Ustad anay ka to pta nhi mager jata Aap k gher hy.\nAik pagal ghussay mein oye main is\nAik pagal ghussay mein:\noye main is dunia ko mita dungaa\nDoosra pagal: he he he hahahahahahah\nmain tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga\nShadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk\nkhana kha raha tha,\nkisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?\nPathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,\nper kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM..:-D\nkochra ha SMS# 304376\nBoy papa me apni girl frnd\nPapa me apni girl frnd ko kya dun?\nPapa: Wo dikhne me kesi hy?\nPapa: Mera nmbr dedo… :-\nSanta main tu apne sare doston\nSanta -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.\nBanta -: Kon se film Yaar?\nSanta -: ‘Kaminey’\nGod thought that since he couldnt b\nGod thought that since\nhe couldnâ€™t b everywhere\nhe made a mother.\nThen devil thought that\nhe couldnâ€™t be everywhere\nhe made a mother-in-law.\nJesi krni wesi bharni us ne\n:(JESI KRNI WESI BHARNI)\nUs ne mere mobile se meri gf ka nmbr nikal lya\nAur aaj wo apni he behan ko msg kr k khush hota hai….;-)\nPeople think smoking is hard to quit\n‘People think smoking is hard to quit !!\nOh God, clearly\nthey haven’t tried to quit Facebook yet!’ =P\n1 cheeni hospital me tha pathan us\n1 cheeni hospital me tha.\n1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,\n‘CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA’\nor mar gaya.\nPathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.\nIn lafzo ka matlab ye tha,\n‘KUTTAY K BACHAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA.\nlo wai arz kita a 5\n*’* Lo Wai Arz Kita A, 5 Di Kulfi Te 10 Di Khand,\nWa wa wa,\nKya kehna hai,\n5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,\nAagai je thand\nyar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.\nsardar said 2 mosquito..\nLady to doctor sex k liye konsa\nSex k Liye konsa time best hai?\nDopaher 2 bajay se 3 bajay tak\nPatients Nahi hotay or Compounder b Lunch pe hota hay.\n1 molvi nargis se masjid ka chanda\n1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.\nNARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen k hamarey paisey Napaak hain?\nis pesay se hum LETREEN banwaen ge..\naurat dr se jab\n*. . . .Aurat Dr Se: Jab bhi mera shohar ghar aata hai aatey hi mujhay peetna shuru kr deta hai. .*\nDr: Woh junhi ghar aaye, Tum 15 mint tak daant saaf kiya karo. .*\nAurat kuch din baad Dr se boli: Daant saaf karney ka itna fayda hai k Ab mera shohar mujhay kuch nahi kehta. .*\nDr: Ye faida daant saaf karney se nahi, zubaan band rakhney se hua hai. . . . .*\nr O c K I N G….. . . . . . . . . . .\nLadka apni gf se mai tumhari aankhon\nLadka Apni Gf se\n‘Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn’\nTbhi Pas se Guzarta Hua Aadmi Bola:\nGhanta Ghar Pe Helmet Cheking Ho Rahi h Kya?\nLadies k saath dukaan daron ka harami\nLadies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan\nMadam ap So So k len gi\nBaji zara kelay ka size to dekho,dil khush ho jayega\n1 mint dekh to len. Phir len na len,apki merzi\nBaji,ap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kam mera\nEasy load wala:\nPagal khanay ka incharge ek se\nPagaL Khanay ka\nEk PagaL se\n‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai,\nKaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne Swimming PooL me Doobnay se Bachaya tha,\nAaj Us ne Phanda Daal ke Khudkushi karli.’\nPagaL: ‘Us ne Khudkushi Nahi ki\nwo to Main ne Usay Sookhne k liay latka dia tha’:-)\nOne day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’ By Zunera\nPoem of every girl husband apna white\nPoem Of Every Girl\nHusband Apna White Ho,\nLambi Uski Height Ho,\nGhusay Ka Wo Light Ho,\nPocket Uski Tight Ho,\nJab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho,\nBoley Begum Tum Right Ho:-D\nStraight insult husband ye kaisa khana\nHUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tmne bilkul gobar jaisa!\nWIFE: Uff Taubaa is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai… 🙂\n2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank\n2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga,\nDosra tasalli daity hue bola:\nMard bn meri Behn.\nFaqeer fone pr hello pizza hut\n*~Faqeer fone pr: Hello, Pizza Hut?\nOperatr: Yes sir\n3 Large Piza\n6 chickn wings\nOperatr: Kis k naam pr bhejoon?\nFaqeer: ALLAH K NAAM Pe.!\n2 choohay bike pe ghoom rhy thy\n2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.\nAik hathi nay lift mangi..\nItnay may 1 choha khara ho k bola..\nPhr teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom rha tha.\nbarey zalim hen teri gali k\n: Barey Zalim hen teri Gali k bache ‘Faraz\nKutta peeche laga k kehte hen,Ashiqon ki speed dakho:..\nBoy bus male hoti ha ya female\nBoy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Female?\nGIRL: Us pe sub charhte hain\nBOY:To wo pregnant Q nai hoti?\nGIRL: Stupid sare mard pechay se charhte hain.\nWife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k\nAaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,\nTum meri zindgi ho\nWife: Or, or kya?\nHusband: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pay.\nHusband ghusse mein apni bv se boladil\nHusband ghusse mein apni Bv se bola:dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kar dun,\nParosi ki awaaz aai: Bhai ‘Mummay’ mujhy de dena!\nSaanp k sapere ko lose motion lg\nSaanp k Sapere Ko Lose-Motion Lg gae\nDr. Se Dawai Lete huy:\n‘Dr. Shahb Koi Ehteyat?’\n‘Been Zor Se Mat Bajana.\nSum daughter in laws r well trained\nSum daughter in laws r well trained & well mannered. They dont cum 2 change family, they r there 2 join d famly!\nA new wife was being welcomed at d husbands home in a traditional manner!\nShe gave a speech:\nMy dear family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in my new home & family, she said ‘Firstly, my being here doesnt mean dat I wud want 2 change ur way of lyf, or routine. No. I’ll never do dat in a million yrs’\nWht do u mean child?\nWht I mean is, those who used 2 do d dishes must carry on washing dem\nthose who did d laundry must continue doing it\nThose who cook shouldn’t stop at my account\n& those who clean must carry on cleaning\nden wht r u here for?\nOh 4 me, my job is 2 gv happines 2 ur Son!:p\nThey have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most.\nThey have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most.\nThey have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their House-Maid The Most.\nKamzor dil wale plz ye sms na\nKamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein\naalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon..:-D\nEk larki ek larkay k paas gye\nus na ulta kia…\nPechay sa khola..\nAur dal dia…\nLarki bhut khush the\nwo phle bar dalwa re the…\nMobile ma sim card\nSahab naukrani se tum begum sahiba se\nSahab naukrani se:\nTum begum sahiba se zayada maza deti ho.\nG sahab,lekin saaray naukar kehtay hain k begum sahiba tum se zayada maza deti hai?\nLab sil jaate hain jab tum samney\nLab sil jaate hain..\njab tum samney Aatey ho,\ndil dharakta hai jab nazren milatey ho..\nsaans rukti hai jab muskuraty ho..\nBHOOT HO KYA?? ITNA KYUN DARate ho.\nSaas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat\nSAAS ne apny 3\nDamaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di…\n1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia…\nUs ko saas ki taraf se Mehran Car mil gai..\n2nd day yehi drama hoa…\n2nd Damaad ne bacha lia…\nUsay Honda Motor Cycle inam mili..\n3rd day repeated..\n3rd damaad ne socha mery liye ‘Cycle’ hi reh gai hy…\nkia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki\nSAAS doob gai…\nAglay din Us Damaad ko\n‘PRADO’ mil gai..\nSUSSAR ki taraf sy..:-)\npori rat jagne ka faida\n*. . .Pori Rat Jagne Ka Faida ?\nSubha Brush Nahi Karna Parta’\nSave your Tooth Paste,\nZUBAIDA APA (Baghair daant wali) 😀\n3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi\n3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi.\nEk ne gana sunaya.\nBaqi 2 gir gaen!\nQ k baqi 2 ne….\nlove letter pyare nooray tera\n*’* LOVE LETTER *’*\nTera msg mila, parh k buht dukh hwa,\nMeri tarah tu b mujhe bhul ja nooray, ab m 3 bchon ki maa hn aur kaloo Gujjar ki izzat hn plz dil p wattaaa rakh k mery bachn ka aram s mama bn ja !\nTeri muhbt Hameeda tandur wali *’*\nSharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3\nSharabi DARU se tang aa gaya\n3 botly ye keh k tor di..\n1st.Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai.\nteri waja se mera ghar tabah huwa..\nTeri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai..\n4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi.\nUsy rakh k bola,,\nTU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI.\nHey i saw u in tv how\nhey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u r … how lovely u r … but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel…\nSimplest truth one who sends\nSimplest Truth –\nOne Who Sends More\nWho Does Not Have\nA girlfriend . 🙂\nMarez nurse se pani piladonursekya pyas\nMarez Nurse se: Pani pilado…!Nurse:kya pyas lagi hai?Mareez:(ghusse se)’Nahi’ Gala check karna aa ketun ‘LEEK’ ty nahi.?\nBudget 2012 aata 5 rupe tola\n‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola,\n‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane,\n‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe K 4 Daane,\n‘OIL’ 10 Rupe k 2 Drops,\n‘D00DH’ 2 Rupe Ka 1 Qatra,\n‘CHEENI’ 8 Rupe KA 5 dany,\n‘PETR0L’ 100 Rupe Ka Toomba,\n‘Jo B Ye Sub Cheezein Aik Sath Khareede Ga, Usy Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Sunghai Jaye Gi,\n‘G0SHT’ Free Dikhaya Jaye Ga.\n*Sub Pe Bhari*\nAgar koi tumhen kahe 0ye\nAgar Koi Tumhe’n Kahe . . .\n‘0ye Insan Bano’\nEk Bar Koshish Zarur Kerna\nBaqi ALLAH Ki Marzi . . . =P =D


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