Simple SMS# 1801\nHome » Sardar SMS » Simple SMS# 1801\nShared by : wakeel On : May 23, 2018\nHow will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?\nSimple. Just knock the door and they will open it.\nSardar shirt k liye badhiya kapda dikhana\nSardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do n\nSardar eik sadhu se bola baba meri\nSardar eik sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?\nSardar suffering from cold and was shivering\nSardar suffering from cold and was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.\nJeeto i didnt know you smoked when\nJeeto: I didn’t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette but in the ashtray.\nSardar in an interview i want 1\nSardar in an interview: I want 1 lac salary, a flat & a car.Boss: I’ll give u 5 lac, 2 flats & 3 cars. Sardar: Mazaq kyun karte ho sir? BOSS: Shuru kis ne kiya tha!?\nSardar wo ladki deaf lagti hai main\nSardar: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Dost: Kaise? Sardar: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal he Naye Sandal kharide hain\nEk sardar bench par leta howa tha\nEk Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh! Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar Ghussay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh!! Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se […]\nHow can a sardar kill lion\nHow can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: Iâ€™ll drink poison n let lion eat me.\nEk sardar ko poori raat macharo ne\nEk sardar ko poori raat Macharo ne bohat pareshan kia. Uska dimag ghoom gaya . . Sardar ne zehar pee lia aur bola ab kato saalo sab ke sab maroge’\nSardarni wo je raat fir bili\nSardarni: wo je raat fir Bili sara dudh pi gai. Sardar: kitni baar bola hai Qameez pehan k soya kar.\nA sardar was dancing in the mid\nA sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally a Cop approached him and asked Why the hell u r dancing on the street? .\nSardar sent a sms to his pregnant\nSardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,\n1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee\n1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo\nSardarji is not sleeping with his wife\nSardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.\nJudge tm pe cycle chori krne ka\nJudge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?\nSardar oye kya kar rahe ho\nSardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaye Ga, Us Se Iss ka Matlab Puchoon Ga..!\nIn a practical exam examiner showed\nIn a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.\nSardar running after a bus catches it\nSardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: nahi. To kya behan lagti hai? nahi. To phir charrhne kyun nahi deta?\nSardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue\nsardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal! aaj kal blue tooth ka zamana hai na\nThe doctor told sardarji that if he\nThe doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Whats problum doctor ask? I’m 2400 kms from home.\nOther Popular Sardar SMS Messages\nSardar ki tang main geri chot lag\nsardar ki tang main geri chot lag gaya tha NURSE:is main 10 tanke lagenge SARDAR:kitna kharcha hoga NURSE: 3000 SARDAR tanka lagwana he karhayi nahi karwani\nSardar1 : ‘I am going’ Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar2: Main Ja raha hun.. Sardar1: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta Pehlay matlab bata.,.,\n2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits\n2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota he\nSardar travelling in train tc ticket\nSardar travelling in Trainâ€¦ TC: Ticket dikhaoâ€¦ Sardar: Yeh loâ€¦ TC: Yeh to purani haiâ€¦! Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?\nBy mistake sardar goes into ladies toilet\nBy mistake Sardar goes into Ladies toilet.. All ladies suddenly stand up. Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat Dil mein ho ! yahi kafi hai, baith jaoâ€¦..\nSalesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder\nSalesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:p\nSardar 1 o yar me kal film\nSardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: â€œOperation Theatreâ€\nEk sardar ki chatri me hole tha\nEk sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.\nDost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile\nDost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar Se bola Yara Aaj Hum Apni Behen ka Mobile Ly Aaya Hai.\nRace dakhty howy ik sardar nay dosary\nRace Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga? 2nd: sab say agay waly ko 1st: TO Phir Pichay waly Kyun Bag rhy hain….\nA bird was disturbing a sardar all\nA bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly, He took it to the top of a building. . . . . . And dropped it!\n1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k\n1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k din Yar koi ayc bat bta jo me apni BV se kahun to wo heran ho jy? Srdar: onu jandy hi talaq de daen.\nSardar ki magni hue usko pata chala\nSardar ki Magni hue usko pata chala k uski mangetar ka kise se koi affair nhe tha. Sardar Ne Ye keh ker mahni tor de jab ye kise ki na hoskti to meri kya hoge….\nA sardar was running with his pregnant\nA sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, ‘O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,’ Pernam singh replied, ‘assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.’\nA sardar his wife filed an\nA Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.\nA sardar ji pulled out 6 people\nA sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning houseâ€¦ still he was in jailâ€¦â€¦.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !\nSardar rozana sex tablet khata friend\nSardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay? Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai ronak lagi rehti hay\nSardar darvaze pe gun liye khara tha\nSardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai\n1 sardar ko telenor mey operator\n1 SARDAR KO ‘TELENOR’ MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!! ; ; ; PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE SIR!!!!!!!!! MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK HO GAE HY ; ; ; ; SARDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‘TE SAALEYA U FONE DI SIM LE LA!!!! (Â¯`vÂ´Â¯) `*.Â¸.*Â´ ShAnOo Â¸.â€¢Â´Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) Â¸.â€¢*Â¨) (Â¸.â€¢Â´ (Â¸.â€¢Â´ .â€¢Â´ Â¸Â¸.â€¢Â¨Â¯`â€¢ PaRaChaâ€’\nPathan or sardar on ph hello 221714\nPathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda\nAdmi sardar g aap yahan baithey hai\nAdmi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?…Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.haha haha haha 🙂\nRace dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se\n‘Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega.? 2nd: Sub se aage wale ko. Sardar: To phir peeche wale kyon bhag rahe hain..!!!’\n1 sardar bus mein molvi dekh kar\n1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . . Molvi Saab, Tussi . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dam darood wale Molvi O ya Bomb barood wale,\nEk sardar shadi se phley apni bewi\nek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna\n1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink\n1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15 mint mein moonh lagata to. . . kabhi 20 mint mein, paas beta Sardar ko ghussa aa gaya usne pathan se botal uthai Or pori 1 ghont mein pi gaya or bola Aise pi jati hy cold drink Pattan bola […]\nSardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi\nSardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Frnd: To Kya Hua?? Sarther: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kr Aye Ga.\nSardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp\nSardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay? . . . . . . . Pathan: watty maaroo watty.\nPehla sardar agar aik hathi sui ke\nPehla sardar; agar aik hathi sui ke suraakh se guzerne ki koshish ker raha ho to usay rokney ke liye kia kerna chahiye, 2nd Sardar; us ki dum pe girah laga deni chaihiye wo phans gay ga .\nDoctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy\nDoctor: Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo, Sardar: Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.\nBhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko\nBhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair kal aaween.;\nSardar interveo deny gaia officer tmhari talem\nSardar: Interveo deny gaia, Officer: Tmhari talem keia, Sardar: L . L . K . M . P . Officer: Ye kon’c digri he, Sardar: Lamk lamk k metrik pas.\nSarder changed all of his passwords to\n…*Sarder changed all of his passwords to ‘INCORRECT’ . . . So that whenever he forgots the passwords the computer will automatically remaid ur passwords is ‘INCORRECT’ kn kehta hai sardar bewaquf hoty hai…23*\nAccountant this painting is 500 years and\nAccountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20 days ago… The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.\nA donkey kicked sardar ran away\nA Donkey kicked sardar & ran away. Sardar ran to catch the Donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said’ sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai ,\nTechrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo\nTechr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta khrki se bahr phenk diya techr ye ks ne phenka hy srdar: mene or ab me ghr ja rha hun;-)\nSardar to girlfriend darling main tum se\nSardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam\nSardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil\nsardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai\nSardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya\nSardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti ne tay 2 din vi nai kadday=Dukandar preshani sey:=Huwa kia hai?? Sardar:Chuki gai aey\nSardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya\nsardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia karun? Pathan:ab koi acha sa larka dakh kar us ki shadi karwa doo\n2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany\n2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay us ka dhakan khola to jin bahir aya aur un say pocha k apni aik aik wish btao mein who pori karon ga.2 kaly doston ne apni apni wish btai 1st.mera rang white kar do.jin ne us ka rang white […]\nSardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay\nSardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso Kithay Lanay Ne ?? Sardar : Ay zra Meri Jutti Nu La De.\n1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha\n1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot\nSardar ko invitation mila k party me\nSardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k Logo ne pent aur shirt b pehni hui h.\n1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k ghr bhej 2 Aur tm apni ma k pas chali jao Mera ALLAH Malik hy main apny susral chala jata hun\nSardar ka pait kharab ho gya\nsardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch youn hal batane lga doc saib subah se network kharab hai mis kal pe miskal aa rahi hai.outgoing bilkul free ha..tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rhi hn ..blance bilkul nai rhtta jitna loud karoo sab khatam…\nEk sardar hospital k bahr ro raha\nEk sardar hospital k bahr ro raha tha. Kisi ne pocha k kiyun ro rahay ho. Sardar = 20 saal baad bacha paida hoa woh b chota sa.:'(\nEk sardar ji ka electric engineer ki\nEk sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha. Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai? Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr\nEik sardar ja rha tha raste mein\nEik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’ sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia’ LIKHNE WALA GADHA’\nSardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi\nSardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)\n4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump\n4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor pe restuarant khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya. Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 B sawari nahi mili Q? 2 Sardar agay or 2 […]\nFrnd to sardar ji kya\nFrnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain . . . . Sardar ji: Fakhar Se! Yara Aaj Ham Apni Baji ka Mobile Lay Aaya Hai. :p\nSrdar di wife raat kafi ho gai\nSrdar di wife: Raat kafi ho gai hai pr srdar ji nhi aye, zror kisi kuri da chkr aY Srdar di maa: Hmesha bura hi sochin, ki pata kisy truck thalay a gia hovay.\nSardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha\nSardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar! Kal main ghar gya uski ankhon pr hath rkha wo mzaq mai boli ‘DOODH WALAY’TUM?\nBoy ap muje apni beti ka hath\nBoy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn jitna ‘SONA’ do ga Sardar.. sonchne ka moqa do. Boy.. kiya Sardar.. k wazn zeyada kese kro.\n1 sardar rail ki patri par so\n1 sardar Rail ki patri par so raha tha, ADMI : utho kya kar rahy ho mar jaoge. SARDAR : thori dair pehle mere upar se jahaz guzar gaya, ye Train kya cheez hai.\n2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair\n2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne Pakar Lia Or UnKi Behan Ko Le Gaya.. . . Sardar: Aaj BAJI Na Hondi Te Izzat Gai Si. .*\n1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam\n1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain Role kon sa pasand hai..? 1st Sardar: Qeemy wala;-)\n1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi\n1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi se zor se khuja raha tha, Sardar ne dekha to bola PAA G J TUSI START NAI HO RAYE TE TAKKA LANWAAN\nEk jagah par likha tha ke 10\nek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta tha usko qabzi ho gai to wo bathroom main jakar bola ‘ya khuda meri jaan nikal warna mere pet se naan nikal\nSardar class me hans raha tha eik\nSardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me C.P.U hon. .\nSrdarmiss ap ne kal mujy cal kyun\nSrdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. Sardar:tO pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 1 Miss caLL\nEkbar exam me question tha challenge kise\nEkbar Exam me Question tha, â€œChallenge kise Kehte Hai?â€ Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha, â€œApne Baap ki Aulad hai to Pass kar k Dikha!!\nSardar sitting with sister in park building\nSardar sitting with sister in park: Building se admi bola kia larki ko kiss kr rhe ho? Sardar usay pakrne k liye lift may upar gaya woh admi nahi mila khirki say nechay dekha to wohi admi sardar ki behen ko kiss kr rha tha, yeh daikh k sardar bola: . . ‘Is ka qasoor […]\nSardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena\nSardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena! Storekeper hairat se:kale bulb ka kia karoge? Sardar: aby dopher mei sone k liye andhera karna hai.\n1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr\n1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi . . ‘Sir meri jazz ki sim blok ho gyi hai.. Sardar: ‘Te mama Zong di le la\nSardar to his friend i keep seeing\nSardar To His Friend- I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes. Friend- Have You Seen Doctor? Sardar- No, Just Spots… ;->…\nSardar talking on cell 2nd sardar\nSardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho. 1ST: Biwi se….. 2ND: Itne… pyaar se….? 1ST: Tumhari hai….\nSardar ki mah death ho gai\nSardar ki mah ki death ho gai, ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri mah kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola, Me na socha surprise don ga…=P;->…\nShe is kidding sardar translated dis\n“She is kidding.” sardar translated dis into urdu. “Woh bachey dey rahi hai.”…\nSardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan\nSardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga Aur wapas aanay mein 3 din wo b naye car se Sardaar : maa ye car bananay wale bhi pagal hein janay k liay 4 gear or aanay ke liay sirf 1 (Revers) Gear….\nSardar was giving bld testbt coton wz\nSardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test took srdars fingr n her mouthSrdar said"BALAY BALAYSONIYEAbhi to urine test baqi hay!!!…\nA sardar was running with his pregnent\nA sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa…\nManager asked to sardar at an\nManager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X….\nMan to Sardar:\nMan to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know – it means.. S – Sardaron ke M – Mazak udane ki S – servic\nFakeer 2 srdar apk parosi ne\nFakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Srdar : Ye Lo HAJIMOLA . . . . . ;->…\nThis sardarji goes to see jurassic park\nThis sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, […]\nSardar mstri ji bed pakka banana\nSardar : Mstri ji : Bed pakka banana Mere munde ko Bahu par charna hay. Mistri:fikar na karo Aisa bed banaonga, kay sara mohala char jaye tu b nahi tute ga…\nSardar ka gadha gum gayawo khushi me\nSardar ka gadha gum gaya,wo khushi me nachnay lga, 1 aadmi ne kaha ye koi khusi ki baat ha? Sardar:"oye papay,me khotay te betha honda te me v gawach jana si….\nDriver sardar ji petrol muk geya aey\nDriver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…! Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo…. ;-> …\nSardar apni sister k ghar ja raha\nSardar Apni Sister k Ghar Ja Raha Tha, Maa Ne Kaha K Beta Khali Hath Na Jana Rastay Se Kuch Letay Jana. Sardar 2 Banday Pakr K Le gYa…\nQatil koshish krna k umr qaid ho\nQATIL: Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho SARDAR WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro AFTER ADALAt QATIL: Kia hua? WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi, Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi…\nMemon k ghar twins peda huye\nMemon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr Tumhari Bhabi Ko B Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hy ;->…\n1 plane ka engine khrab hogiasub ne\n1 plane ka engine khrab hogia.sub ne parachute le kr jump laga dia Akhir me 1 Hindu rh gia us k liye parachute nhi bacha.Mjborun use aise hi jump lagana parha Grte howe wo 1 srdar g k pas se gzra.Srdar ne hindu ko itni speed me jate dekh kr apna Parachute chor dia or […]\nEk kuttay ki dum katti hui thi\nEk kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA . . . . . . . . . CuttiNg kAhAn sE KrwAi hAi?…\nSardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k\nSardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k kandhe par rakh k ja ra tha…! Kisi ne pocha sardar g kithe ja re o?? Sardar: Tala khulvaane. . . ;-)…\nMeri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai\nSardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why? Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai\nKiss for you….\nKiss for you…. * * ( ‘ “”() Bye * (“( ‘o’, ) bye * (“)(“)(,,) * * Sweet Dreams\nardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…\nSardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…\nA Teacher lecturing on population\nA Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!\nMillion soldiers to protect a country,\nIt takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI\nHe just bought a camera\nDid you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs? – He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom\nSardar watching star tv\nSardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon\nWhy does Sardar\nWhy does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken.\nWhile in a drug store\nWhile in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!\nONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED) AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED) SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)\nWhen I was born saitan said ohoh!!!\nWhen I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!\nAbay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye\nSardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye\nHow can a Sardar kill a lion ?\nHow can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.\nULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo\n,,. (‘v’) (( )) >”-“- ,,. (‘v’) (( )) >”-“- ,,. (‘v’) (( )) >”-“- ,,. ((‘v’)) >”-“- ,,. (‘v’) (( )) “-” ULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo\nSardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,\nSardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.\nOne tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!\nQ: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi\nSARDAR: (biwi se)\nSARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.\nSanta Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!\nSanta Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’\nNurse : “What word was that?”\nSanta : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse : “What word was that?” Santa : “Oops!”\n“But what will you live on?”\n“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”\nEk Sardaar ne Pilot Se\nEk Sardaar ne Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya. Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar : Saaley Ticket ke paise Hum Dein Aur Gaane tum suno.?…\nMansardaar g apki behan gum ho gai\nMan:SardaAR G Apki bEhAn gUm hO Gai hAi. . . ChLain uSay dHonday. Sardar: cHor yaAr kYun tImE Zaya kRna, KaL Geo T.v Per aA Jaye gI….\nSardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is\nSardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2 Cup Chae…\nAgar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to\nAgar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha? …\nA sardar was driving car zigzag ampamp\nA Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor? Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai..! …\nSardar samose k andar ka masala kha\nSARDAR: Samose k andar ka masala kha raha tha? DOST: Yeh kia kar rahay ho? SARDAR: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kia hai. . . …\nSardarji fixed an answering machine at home\nSardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ?Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahi …\n2 sardar tree per beth k gana\n2 Sardar tree per beth k gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak k gane laga. Dusre ne pocha: Ulta kyun ho gya? Pehla bola: Ab ?B? Side ga raha hun?…\nEk sardar sher khuda ki rahmat\nEK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE Baki sab sARdaR huye …\nAk sardar ki maan tabiyat kharab thi\nAk sardar ki maan ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k TEST hon ge, sadar bola, in ki umar zyada hy, TEST nahi ONE-DAY karwa lo…..\nEk truck dusray ko khench k jaraha\nEk truck dusray ko khench k jaraha tha. ye dekh k ek Sardar zor se hasnay laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola, ek rassi ko uthanay k lye 2 2 truck.. …\nSardar shirt utar k ghar bahir kharha\nSardar shirt utar k ghar k bahir kharha tha 1 admi guzarte hue. wah Sardar ji kya chest hai Sardar fakhar se abay ye to kuch b nhi andar aa k meri BV k dekh ;->…\nSardar 1 naye detergent se shirt dhoyi\nSARDAR 1: Naye Detergent se shirt dhoyi to chhoti ho gayi? Ab kya karoon? SARDAR 2: Usi Detergent se NAHA le? Woh shirt fit ho jayegi.! ;->…\nLawyer to sardar geeta pe haath rakh\nLawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath rakh kar kaho ke Sardar: Kamal hai,Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gayi ab bol raha hai Geeta pe hath rakh? …\nApne ghar ki aik chez ginta hon\nApne ghar ki aik aik chez ginta hon main ‘FARAZ’……………………….IK TERE ANE SE PEHLE…IK TERE jane k baad 😉\nPhansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se\nPhansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . …Sardar:Mera Sir Thallay tay Lattaan Utay Kar K Phansi Deyo.:->\n1stsardaryaar ye joray kahan bantay hain2nd sardaroye\n1st,SARDAR:yaar ye joray kahan bantay hain? 2nd Sardar:Oye tu nayi janda aasman te 1st,SARDAR:O shit yaar! Main te Darzi nu de aayan.-;-)\n1 sardar ko uska susar jotay mar\n1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha Reason? Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms kita’Tusi pyo ban gaye o!’es hrami ne apne sare yaran nu forward kar dita!\nAik sardar k 4 bache they govt\nAik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar ne bivi ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b he main wo b lekar aata hon 5 par 20,000 milenge. jab wapis aaya to 2 hi bachy… […]\nEk sardar pak aya to lahore sy\nEk sardar pak aya to lahore sy karachi jati hoi train mai safr krty howy berth py so gia. Karachi sy train dobara lahore k liye chal pri to rasty mai sardar ki ankh khul gai. To nichy seats py bethy pasengers sy pochta hy aap log kidr ja rahy hain. They said, ?Lahore?. sardar, […]\n1 sardar ji cup main chamach hilaty\n1 sardar ji cup main chamach hilaty, chaey ki chuski lety, bura sa munh bnaty, cup neechy rkhty r dobara chamach hilany lagty, phir cup uthaty, chuski lety, bura sa munh banaty r cup neechy rakh kr chamach hilany lagty. Jb yh amal 6,7 bar duhra chuky to chamach rakh kr boly, Lo dosto, 1 […]\nSardar ko ek unknown no se msg\nSardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya usne apne sab dosto se wo msg paper pe likhwaya, magar q? . . . Sab ki handwritng sms ki writng se match karne k liye.. ;-> …\nSardar wz running vry fast to his\nsardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he reached home his wife angrly said: ?ardar g, car kidhar hai? ?ardar: pagal, tum ny he to kaha tha kh jb b mari yaad aaya to bhagy chaly aana . . …\nSardarji gets married his friend give him\nSardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if you’re wife isn’t a virgin, shoot her.’ she was a virgin and so on the first night, they made out. the next day, he shot her… ;-> :’~’: K33P SMiLiNG :’~’:…\n2 sardar apas ma bat kar rahe\n2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The Pehla Sardr Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar Kia Hota ? Dosra Sardr Kafi Der Sochne K Bad Bola Yar In Ka Mujhe Nahe Pata Love K Bare Ma Pochna Ha Tou Mai Bata Deta Ho …*…\nWhy did sardar cut the sides of\nWhy did sardar cut the sides of medicine think think think tO avoid side effects…\nA sardar was drying some fruits in\nA sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them Some1 asked what r u doing? Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!…\nDrk band clinic k aagy lambi line\nDr.k band clinic k aagy lambi line thi..1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta,log osko pakar k pechy phaink daity… sardar-lagy raho salo,kain b clinik nahi kholon ga……\n3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain\n3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain… 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon" 2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon " 3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari […]\nA bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly: He took it to the top of a building and dropped it :p …\nSardar comes back 2 his car amp\nSardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement…" ;->…\nA sardar walked up to the front\nA sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book." …\nEk sardar dusre se"zara car se bahar dekhna k indicators r working or nt" dusra bahar dekh kr "haan,nahi,haan,nahi,haan,nahi"…\nSon to sardar quotpapa 55 kitnay\nSon to Sardar: "papa 5+5 kitnay hotay hain?" . SARDAR: "ullu de pathay, nalaiq, ediot, besharam, gadhay . . 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Sardar jee:Somwar,Mangalwar,Budhwar…\nSardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche\nSardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta. Sardar to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!…\nTeacher ek aisa sentense batao jis\nTEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY …. =P =D…\nAy chori apun tere sath sms ka\nAy-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai . . . Bole To Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hai To Jaldi Se Sms Bhej Daal Smhji Kiya?:-)…\nEk sardar blood k bare mein book\nEk sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha. Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun padh rahay ho? Sardar: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai…\nTeacher india ka jhanda sub se pehle\nTeacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) : Hawa meiN…\nAoo aaj aarju ko hakikat bana de\nAshq aankhon se beh gaya mere dard\nFrog 2 nujoomiplz tell my futurenujoomia young\nQayamat ke din rozadar liey aik sonay\nMomino khuda se dara karo aur baat\nAag jab sulagti hain to hota rang\nWafa ka mara hu ashiq dar ki\nBe alert koi bhi kuch\n59 al mubdi the one who started the\nGilay chahy boht krna rulana or\nA famous poet said it is\nWhen the grass looks greener on other\nYou are my sun sky moon stars\nTeetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of\nMain zindagi se keha tu soonder\nYeh fakhar toh haasil hay buray\nEk lady apne boyfrnd k sath ghoom\nHazaar 1000 dafa socha tha tum sa\nYe sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay\nI dusted off my old shoes and\nKrun q na hamd o sana\nO y 4am o 5am\nMaze jahan k apni nazar mein khak\nKal aap laal peele gulaabi hare neele\nKuchh dharrkta to hai pehlu me meray\nWo mujhe dil se bhula de ye\nMujh se kehti hai tere saath rahun\nHamari men chahatchahat me khalos piyar\nZarooratan pyar kiya maslatan chor diya mein\nTension is who you think should be\nJab tum kisi bande ko dekho usey\nKoi chahat nahi hai teri ke seewa\nThis is strictly for friends only although\nIs dil ki raahon mein bus thokarein\nMain door hoon to kya ek din\nLambi umeedon se perhez kiya kro kyun\nKholos dil se milo to saza dete\nDil ki doulat ko ek bewaffa pe\nU pariyo ki tareh titli ban ghoomna\nPoora ho jaye dil ka yeh arman\nNa kro yad tumhain to ulajh sa\nKabhii mere dil mein khayaal aataa hain\nTanha rehna to sikh liya humne per\nWe are no longer happy so soon\nDhundh ta raha sharabon ko pyalon main\nJaan main mujhe ko zindagi sy payari\nChasham e nabi k khuwab ko kehtay hain syeda\nKitna mushkil hai zindagi karna jis tarah\nPichlay bras tha khof tujhe kho na\nAaj bazar ma phool bikty dekhy to\nMera din teri raato se acchaa hogaa\nYeh bekhudi ki kon si manzil he\nAssalam o alaikum mah e shaban e moazam ka wazeefa 1 rozana\nSuna hai jangalon ka bhi koi\nMain is khayaal se kabhi dill ki\nMuddate guzar gayi kisi se mafi mang\n8206 t h o u g\nLog poochhte hain haal e dil mera dil dukhane\nWo rooth ke maan jaayenge kuchh keh


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Main kissi tarah nervous hokar uske saamne se guzarta tha.\nEk din shaam ko jab main ghar pahuncha to koi nahin tha, mummy ne phone pe kuch samaan order kiya huya tha, kuch der mein ghanti baji to saamne Asad khada tha, main darr gaya, magar uski nigahon ka maza bhi lene laga, wo jab bhi mujhe dekhta tha mere badan mein kulbulahat to honay lagti thi, aur main halka sa banker usko apna badan dikhata tha, usne us din bhi mera haath sehla ker packet pakdaya ‘paise baad mein le lena’ maine kaha to wo bola ‘to abhi kya dega’ maine kaha ‘kya?’ to wo bola kuch nahin, phir usne jeb se ek moods condom ka packet nikaltey huye mujhe dikhaya ‘ye bhi mangya tha kya’ maine sharma aur ghabra gaya ‘abey sala darr gaya’ kehker usne packet wapas pocket mein rakha aur hansne laga. ‘theek hai jao baad mein paise lena’ maine kaha wo halke se apna honth daba ke pehli baar meri aankhon mein aankhien daalker bola ‘aaja packet istemal kar doon tere saath’ uski baat sunker mera chehra sharam se gulabi padh gaya, us sharam ke ander chupi bhaari uteejna bhi thi ‘haye sharma gaya’ kehker wo chala gaya aur main uske baarey mein sochta raha.\nMujhe apne haathon pe uske haathon ki garmi ajeeb si lag rahi thi, uske haathon mein na janey lya tha, us din usne acchi tarah sehlaya bhi tha, maine jab window pe gaya to dekha wo neechay khada kissi ladke se baatien ker raha tha, wahan se mujhe uski chust pant mein dabi mast gaand ka accha nazara mil raha tha. Us din mere parents kafi late ho gaye, maine socha magi manga loon magar Asad ke darr se taal gaya, phir main gate pe khade chaat waley se chaat lene chala gaya, raat ke 10 bas chukey thay chaat waley ne mujhe bacha kucha chaat diya aur wo bhi chala gaya, main chupchaap apne ghar ko lautne laga, tabhi park se phir puchkaarne ki awaaz aayi aur maine dekha Asad nashey mein dhutt mere paas aa gaya ‘aa na yaar jara mere paas baith’ usne mere haath pe apna haath rakhtey huye kaha ‘nahin mujhe jana hai’ ‘abey aaja na zanainiyon ki tarah nakhra kyun karta hai saley chikne aaja’ kehker usne mujhe haath se kheench ke park ke gate ke ander le liya. Wahan bench pe uski bottle padi thi ‘haath chorr warna teri comlani kar doonga’ maine kaha ‘kisse karega saley aur kya kahega maine tera rape kiya sala laundiya se badtar hai tu to complain karega’ kehkar wo mujhe zaleel karke hansne laga.\nWo baith gaya aur mera haath pakde raha ‘chal chaat to kha le chikne’ usne kaha aur jab usne jhatka diya to mere haath se chaat zameen pe gir gayi ‘abey tuney girwa di’ ‘chikne tuney bhi haath marwa ke mera bahut girwaya hai ek baar teri gir gayi to kya huya’ main uski baton se garam to ho raha tha magar darr bhi lag raha tha, ussey mujhe sirf badnaami ka darr tha jo meri umar ke ladke ke liye bahut bada darr hota hai.\nAbhi main wahan se nikalne ki soch hi raha tha ki mere mobile pe meri mummy ka phone aa gaya aur main unse baat karne laga, unhoney kaha ki wo log shadi se subah aa payengey, tab tak Asad ne meri kamar mein haath daal diya tha, main baat karne mein usko mana bhi nahin ker paa raha tha, uske saath wo apna muh mere muh ke bahut paas lata aur meri saansien soongh ker ‘aaahhh ‘ karta. Mere phone karne se usko pata chal gaya ki main akela tha, phone rakhtey hi wo meri kamar mein apni bazu kastey huye bola ‘haye ras malai tu aaj akeli hai meri jaan aaj hi tujhe chakh loon kya’ usne kaha to mere ander to kuch ho gaya ‘abey hato warna teri dukan waley se keh doonga’ is beech usne botal utha ker gatagat aur laga li.\nMain phir uthne laga ‘arrey beta thodi der ruk ja ghabra mat yaar main akela hoon’ usne kaha to na jane kyun maine us ki baat maan li ‘le lagayega kya’ usne meri taraf bottle badayi to maine pehle mana kiya magar main uske muh se lagi botal ko apne muh se lagana chahta tha. Phir usne seedhay condom ka packet pocket se nikala aur mujhe de diya ‘use karega kya kabhi kiya hai kya’ main to chupp reh gaya samajh nahin aaya kya kahun. Usne phir kaha ‘beta tu namard hai kya le laga le amrit hai ye amrit’ kehker usne jab mujhe bottle di to maine bahut se ghoont pee liye, peeney mein usne apna haath meri jaangh pe rakh diya ‘ye huyi na baat saley marad ban mard kab tak chikna rahega saley, aise rahega to teri bund chud jayegi samjha’ usne kaha to maine kaha ‘haan accha’ magar maine uska wo haath hataya nahin jo meri jaangh sehla raha tha. Mujhe uske haathon ki garmi acchi lag rahi thi ‘tu bada sharmeela hai ek do raat mere saath guzar le sab sharam door ho jayegi’ ‘nahiin yaar’ maine kaha nahin kar sakta na ‘abey kya chutiya hai kya mardon ka khel seekh mardon ka mujhe nahin dekhta kaisa mard hoon saley’ usne meri jaangh ko ooper tak ragadtey huye kaha ‘condom istemal kiya hai kabhi’ to main bola ‘nahin’ ‘pata hai kahan lagta hai’ mujhe pata to tha magar nadaan ban gaya ‘kahan’ to wo apna haath meri zip pe lata huya bola ‘yahan’ main halka sa uchla ‘uchalta hai sala gandu’ kehker usne mujhe bithaya aur haath meri taangon ke beech de kar mere lund ko anduyon samet apne haath mein pakad liya.\nTab tak to main ander ander uske liye ready ho chukka tha ‘arrey hat na yaar kya karta hai’ maine aise hi kaha to wo mere kaan ke paas apne honth lakar bola ‘tujhe jawan bana raha hoon jawan’ kehker usne mera lund masalna shuru ker diya, mujhe ussey ye umeed nahin thi mujhe laga thaw o seedha meri gaand pe attack karega magar usne mujhe surprise kar diya jissey main thoda comfortable honay laga, aur mera lund uski hatheli ki maalish se khada honay laga ‘yeh huyi na baat raja khada kar le poora khada ker ke dekhne de kitni jaan hai’ usne kaha aur mujhe aur daru pilayi aur khud bhi pee. Phir humne cigarette jala li ‘wo ab araam se meri shorts ke neechay ki tarah se haath ander karke apni garam ungliyon se mera supada sehla raha tha, ‘lauda to mazboot lagta hai tera’ usne kaha aur kabhi ander se kabhi ooper se pakad ke usko sehlaney laga, phir usne meri shorts ke side se kapda ooper kheench ke wahin se mera supada aur thoda sa lund bahar ker diya aur usko puchkar puchkar ke sehlaney laga to mera bhi lund bharpoor thanakne laga mujhe bhi tharak chadne lagi.\nKuch der baad sehlaney ke baad wo bola ‘nikker khol de khol de yaar’ main jhijhka ‘nahin’ magar usne zabardasti meri nikker ka button khol ke usko meri jaanghon se neechay kar ke ghutne pe phansa diya aur apne garam haath se mera lund pakad ke dabaney laga ‘bada chikna hai tera’ usne kaha aur dekhtey dekhtey wo meri jaanghon pe sar rakh ker let gaya ‘uff thoda araam kar loon teri chikni jaanhg pe’ usne kaha to mujhe jaangh pe uska garam muh, aur saansien mahssos honay lagi, phir wo karwat le kar lund ki taraf muh karke let gaya aur mere samajhne ke pehle mera lund chusne laga. Maine uska sar pakad liya ‘dekha beta maza aa raha hai na’ mere liye double pleasure tha, ek to lund ki chusayi aur wo bhi aise ladke se jisko main harami laundeybaaz samajhta tha.\nMain ab halke halke apni gaand utha ke uska muh chodne laga aur maine apna haath uski kamar pe rakh diya ‘uhhhhhh’ wo mere haath rakhtey hi bol a to meri himmat badi aur maine uski kamar sehlana shuru ker diya to wo aur zyada siskariyan bharne laga, main uske muh mein ander tak tez dhakkey dene laga aur phir maine uski gaand sehlana shuru ker di, uski gaand badi aur mazboot thi, bilkul harami mardon wali, magar wo mere touch se tadapne laga aur meri bhi tharak lagatar jawan hoti chali gayi phir maine ussey keh hi diya ‘pant khol de’ usne turant apna button dheela ker ke zip khol di to maine uski pant mein haath de diya aur uski chaddhi ke ooper se uski gaand ki raapchik phaankien masalna shuru ker dien, phir uski pant aur chaddhi utar gayi aur maine jab apna hatah uski daraar ke beech mein diya to uski gaand ke baal sehlana shuru ker diya. Hum dono hi siskari bharne lagey, usko bahut maza aa raha tha mujhe bhi. Jab meri ungli uski gaand mein ghusi jo poori trah khuli huyi thi to wo machli ki tarah machalney laga jissey main bhi ghapaghaup uski gaand mein ungli dene laga, phir mujhe tharak poori chad gayi’ maine ussey bench pe lita diya aur khud neechay kneel ker gaya, uski peeth meri taraf thi, maine uski pant poori khulwa di aur saath chaddhi bhi aur dono ko uska takiya bana diya aur uska ek pair bench ki backrest pe chadwa diya aur phir uski gaand ki phaank pe chaatne laga aur daant kaatney laga,\n► 8.Divyanshu Mera kamsin Lover (Next page)\n◄ 6.Chudayi chating mein (Previous page)


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