Bad idea.
Unless you're applying for a job as a comedian (in which case think of a better joke).
For any serious job, you stick with conventional style and let your accomplishments do the rest.
For a very low level job it might be ok.
workplace.stackexchange.com/users/40669/Kilisi
Humor is contextual.
You can't build a context in a resume, nor do you know your audience.
It may work once or twice, but that will be the exception, not the rule.
workplace.stackexchange.com/users/9264/Wesley Long
Your resume is a formal document, just the fact of trying to use humor in it will be seen as unprofessional by some.
You don't know who will see your resume, and you'd better try to avoid being rejected immediately for such a small addition.
If your resume is "terrible" as you wrote in a comment, humor is not the way you should solve the problem.
Be sure to keep your resume short and focused on yourself and your work experience.
You can find a lot of tips on writing a successful resume on many sites.
Last of all, it's normal not to receive a reply if they're not interested in your position, and that's why you should be applying to a lot of places at once, expecially if you're in an oversaturated job market or if you have no previous experience.
workplace.stackexchange.com/users/90688/BgrWorker
I would have to say NO do not do it.
You may find it funny
but how can you guarantee your viewer will?
If they don't find it funny, they'll bin it without a second thought.
They may not even realise it's a joke
and if you get through to the interview stages they may ask why you put it on which could lead to awkwardness when you tell them it was meant to be humorous
and they don't laugh.
Additionally I don't think the use of progress bars is useful.
Don't measure your skills like that.
Anything you put on your CV, make sure you're good at it.
Sell yourself.
Right now you're giving off the vibe that you're not as good at multitasking as I would like you to be.
workplace.stackexchange.com/users/61527/Bugs
Imagine your employer humorously says
"Our job offer is ranging from $0.5555555 - $50.5555555 per day depending on your experience" If you want to be looked as a professional.
You have to act professionally.
First impression is very important.
workplace.stackexchange.com/users/47708/Jon
So if you don't 'see' it, then please look at the last 'skill' in the image. I think it's a nice way to end the resume as my 'education' portion resulted in no degree but is there to show that I am educated - just not formally.   So, yes or no?
Adding a Humorous "Skills" line to Resume: Yes or No?
workplace.stackexchange.com
<professionalism><resume>
workplace.stackexchange.com/questions/88156
workplace.stackexchange.com/users/66918/Newbie
Don't do it. You should definitely not include humourous "skills" on your resume.
You should definitely not include humourous "skills" on your resume.