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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Can't link, that shit's deleted. It's usually something like 'Hey guys let's buyout this company worth 5m then buy puts and run it into the ground'. Happens every month. Mods delete with a fury because that's super duper illegal. Looks like you are going to be the one for August.

gpt
Why is it illegal exactly?