system
A chat on 4chan
human
>get dopamine rushes doing scientific research on animal biology and applications to genetics
>look up corvidae brain density being 2.56x denser than human grey matter
>see a youtube video the next day of a person recording a flying disc chasing a flock of crows

>be a kid
>remember dreaming at night telepathically communicating with aliens to not kill me because I can do things for them when I grow up 

>tell people about alien experiences
>at night feel a tug on my nuts like they're being crushed slightly and hearing the thoughts to shut up about them or they'll rip them off

You're missing out, OP.
gpt
Like turkey from heaven.
>Inb4UFO
human
>That light
>22 twice
>55
I've got some bad newz.