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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I was on the highway years ago driving from school to work and traffic was stop and go. The car in front of me started moving so I let off the brake and looked down at my phone. I looked up again just in time to slam the brake back down right before bumping the car in front of me.

I looked over to the semi on my right, and the truck driver was just staring down at me, wagging his finger and shaking his head 🤣 Almost 2 decades later, I still think about that dude sometimes. I hope he's living a good life.
gpt
I gave a finger wag as I passed a women who made a lousy merge. She sped up, came up on my left, beeped her horn to get my attention, then flipped me the bird.