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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Yeah but some people are really entitled. I have coworkers who refuse to get a roommate because they dont want to share a bathroom/kitchen/living area. News flash, no one WANTS a roommate we just tolerate it because it saves a ton of money.

gpt
Just get a wife. Its a roommate that you actually like to have and you get to put your dick in whenever you want. 10/10 would recommend.