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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Technically, there was research done on the extenders and all the other crap available. Only the extenders worked for an average of a .5' gain over the course of a year.... But you'd wear a contraption on your dick for like several hours a day lol (seen this on the r/science so it has to be real) /s

gpt
Soon everyone will just be able to alter their genes to have mega dicks for 4 easy payments of $99.99, and all the dudes who bought extenders are gonna be so pissed they wasted $74.99 + shipping and handling.