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I was talking to my girlfriend earlier tonight and somehow we started discussing some memories that she has that apparently she can't find any evidence of. Most of these are paranormal or conspiratorial in their nature, so I thought I'd share them here and see if anyone else remembers similar events.

Normally I wouldn't pay much attention to such claims, but she has repeatedly proven to be very perceptive in the past. She'll predict how complex events will unfold with great detail, and even get the timing right. More than once she has gotten 'weird feelings' out of nowhere that urged her to ask me or others to be careful. I once ignored her advice and ended up falling off my bike (It wasn't terrible but it could have been avoided). She has told me about all sorts of weird experiences she had in her home growing up, most of which I can't possibly explain. In some cases, she has been able to tell me what a text says word per word without even looking at it (kind of like that jedi council scene in Phantom Menace)

Without further waffling, here's some of the memories she mentioned:
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I'm curious as to what your wife's boobies look like. And cooch, shaven or unshaven?