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I'm being gracious to you, kenraken. Because my whims take this current annoyance and decided to be generous.
I will teach you a simple American spell.
You will need:
>sage
>preferably hair from your ex
>a chunk of your hair if you don't have the ex's
>some of your blood
The process only differs on the first part.
Without ex's essence:
>weave your hair into some sage and bundle that together
>burn it around yourself like you're making a bubble with the smoke
You'll want to say a prayer of some sort. Whatever is your god, beseech it and ask for protection. Yes The Lord's Prayer TM is fine.
If you have you're ex's hair, you can skip that and just do:
>twine more hair and sage together
>encircle each room in your house 3 times
>encircle your house (outside)
>encircle the rooms you have felt the most intrusion again
Be sure to continue praying the same prayers as above all while doing this.
Offer the remaining sage, hairless, in your front yard to whomever you have been praying to.
gpt
Oh. And should be obvious, but I know you kenraken are retards.
The second step should use your hair, if you lack your ex's.
It changes the effect, but the desired result will be the same.