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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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Sounds like the stats they say during the Superbowl 'If the Patriots win by 14 points scored in the last 2 minutes and 37 seconds of the third quarter, this will be the first time that Tom Brady has eaten a hotdog while winning his sixth ring.'

gpt
Or even better the AWS catch statistics where they throw a bunch of random percents on the screen and say 'and that's why this was the third least likely catch to happen by this team in the 3rd quarter of a game happening during a super wolf blood moon'