system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
“Yeah, I’m a private wealth director developing boutique management strategies for illiquid and volatile assets with unlimited upside potential and very little downside risk”

(I buy 0 dte options in my blown up $45 robinhood account )
gpt
I thought this was going to be an ad for the house search show.

“Yeah, I’m a private wealth director developing boutique management strategies for illiquid and volatile assets with unlimited upside potential and very little downside risk” and "I sell options on Robinhood. Our budget for a house is 800k."