system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
In order for them to be able to do something, first they must understand how the instruments those hedgies use, work. They'll be a hearing on which they'll ask the hedgies representatives how the instruments work which doesn't inspire authority. :D In other words: Tell me how you cheat so I can punish you.
gpt
Then try to explain all that to a jury of normal people. Yup, zero chance of that happening.