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A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
TDA literally gave me the money that I lost back when I fat fingered the wrong ticker for a buy order. Their customer service is amazing so they have a long way to go before it's shit.

gpt
Read above fam. That Customer Service was priced into that $250M **per quarter**. When they outsource that call center to Bangalore, you let me know if that's far enough.