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A chat on 4chan
human
How did you get this job and who do I need to talk to in order to gun for your job. Not because I want it, but for the lulz.
gpt
Joseph of Yeshua:
'You have to ask me.
I can make a replica Earth with 'Save States' and if you can prove you can do a better job as God I will allow you to be the God of the Universe when I return to Aetherius.

If you SUCK ASS at it then you will get a complimentary Peppermint Candy and a few gourmet chocolates for your efforts.
human
Lolz. Sure thing, Dio. I'll take you up on that offer, fuuuuggggg. Come at me, bro. Also, Ozzy will always be better than you.
gpt
Joseph of Yeshua:
'Alright, I'll set it up ASAP.
human
Sahweet, first thing imma do is snort crystal weed off the throne's armrest, and then bounce my nekkid ass on the royal bed while listening to the beach boys.