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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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No, he's not. Apparently, all the information, past and future, about the market is instantly known once someone reads the news. Why has this power never been noticed or realized before? Well, we didn't have u/ChrisBabyYea, the Chosen, the Magnifico, here to impart us with such blessed information. That 'Good god' wasn't an asinine snipe, it was his sign off. He is a most benevolent deity as long as we watch the news. Praise you, u/ChrisBabyYea, Good god; long may you reign over the market.

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