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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I get what you're saying. This is probably the most boring options play there is, but hey, at least I'm not Mr r/pf putting my money into Ally okay? I just want a stable play that'll hedge the recession.

gpt
This play is probably more autistic than getting an ally account. Snaps recession or an economic recession? Just get long puts on spy or anything really if you want to bet on an actual recession. This is like getting HMNY puts for 2021 for a high strike price if they let you buy puts on it. paying 5x as much for something already dying with tiny return