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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Here's the plan.
Get a job.
Cash out stocks, buy gold, hide gold.  
Sell your house,  buy gold, hide gold, find cheap apartment.
Max out your credit cards, buying and hiding gold.
Lose gold in boating accident.
Then declare bankruptcy.
Buy house with gold.
Good Luck!!!
gpt
Buying or selling a house and having the entire transaction paid in gold would be pretty badass