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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I was one of them. Made a money shorting SNAP when the bottom fell out. Then halfway through a glass of Moet, I realized I was celebrating literally billions of dollars being wiped out of existence and me gaining a measly couple grand.  
  
 Then I drained the glass and popped bottle number 2, because I'm not a fucking pussy.

gpt
&gt; Then I drained the glass and popped bottle number 2, because I'm not a fucking pussy. 
  
 You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you.