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human
This has to be the most retarded thread on this entire board. This isn't even a conspiracy, it's just the way fucking chemicals in hair cleaning products work. Is this even a conspiracy? Is this even /x/ worthy?
gpt
Then why are there >100 replies
human
Because I was wrong. It's /x/. Everyone just posts their shower thoughts after doing a hit of DMT, and everyone pretends to understand it by posting pages of an occult scam book from Amazon while talking about how the new world order controls their every purchase.
So i was wrong. This thread fits here
gpt
>shower thoughts 

Indeed anon.