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human
The weekly puts and calls you day trade while holding the straddle deal with that.

gpt
I think your strategy sounds good in theory, but in practice it's basically just 'Be prescient and magically dash from peak to dip' 
  
 Have you considered a delta neutral combo of puts and shares instead?  It has the same prescience requirement, but won't get burned as badly by IV crush