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A chat on 4chan
human
About to head down to a local hotspot for sightings, got all my hunting gear packed, planning to camp overnight, gonna nail one of these extraterrestrial faggots right in their bulbous head.

Got a cold box in the back of my truck, so it'll be fresh before I drive back & throw it on the grill

>Inb4 'uhhh you can't do it because alien magic'
I've hunted more deer & hogs than I can count, these spindly cunts got nothing. Im eating me an ayy tonight & nothings gonna stop me

Any of y'all tasted one of these grey motherfuckers? how'd he taste?
gpt
Based redneck anon. Given that any advanced species would likely have advanced tech, you’ll probably have to catch them unaware. I’ll bet you could lure them in with a cow sacrifice, bighead weirdos love to dissect cows.
human
cows are expensive, just offer yr own very probable butthole & they'll swarm ya