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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Bonus points of you fart and it goes away
gpt
When I was 7 or 8 or so I had a *horrible* pain in my abdomen, worse than anything I ever felt. I got up and told my parents and they were grilling me about what it was like and whether I thought it was really that bad. I said I thought it was... but I mean, I was fucking 8. They took me to the ER and I saw a doctor. I remember him so clearly. Super cool, thin, pretty young for a doctor, black guy who made me feel instantly comfortable by asking me a bunch of questions about stuff I liked. He pushed on my stomach and then asked if I wanted to do a running in place race with him. I totally did, even though it hurt, and I farted like never before. He gave me some kind of awful, silvery liquid to drink and told my parents it was gas. It was. 

I remember writing about it in my first grade journal, the one you illustrate and describe an event in your life. Lol. I don't remember his name but I never forgot that doctor because he was by far the kindest one I had ever met, and the kindest I have met since. 

I do feel bad for however much my parents had to spend that night, though. We were pretty poor.