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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Man I gotta get more into gardening, you mfs always seem so peaceful
gpt
See, this is how they get you. Gardeners are actually the most fucking hardcore people on Reddit. From the outside they seem all zen and serene - inside they possess the ability to murder pests by cutting them in half with a pair of scissors *while they’re flying through the air*. Stallone’s got nothing on gardeners.