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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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Ok and? You got a small dick. News flash asshole, we all do. I have a small dick too, you ain’t special. You think pointing that out is gonna change anything? Listen bub, big dicks are just a myth, a marketing ploy by Big Dick ™ to sell more dick. Think about it. The dick is an organ that stops growing in size after puberty. You think shaming people because they have a small dick is really gonna solve anything? Its not like I can go to the gym and work it out like a muscle. Wouldn’t that be some shit, though? I think if it worked like that, everyday would be dick day. Hundreds of machines lined up inside the gym, and there would be dudes lined up waiting for dudes to finish their set, like a god damn exercise glory-hole. Cock size would be judged in bodybuilding competitions too. Could you imagine? A super swole dude walking onto the stage with a with a line of men holding the girthy cock-aconda up to prevent it from dragging across the floor, a panel of judges analyzing from a distance. What would even be the proper proportions? Surely the average dick-size of humanity would become disproportionately large to the female receptacle (with the exception of your mother, of course). This “big dick” fashion trend would ultimately lead to the extinction of humanity. Is that what you want? The end of humanity, with all of our grand achievements and rich history? I thought not. That’s why we here at the Lil PeePee Gang ™ need your support now more than ever, to fight the good fight, and represent men of all sizes (unless your dick is too big, then fuck you). Join the Lil PeePee Gang ™ and get 5% off our monthly membership subscription. Lil PeePee Gang, check in!
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