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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
My girlfriend only ever shops on Amazon, but for yoga pants she actually went on the lululemon website. On that alone I dropped a few hundred on LULU a month ago and it's been pretty good to me so far.

gpt
Nice. I bought some shares in an IRA back in 2011 at around $40 each. I can't complain. Played a few of the ERs in the last year too, and generally done pretty well. Tell her thanks from the rest of us degenerates.