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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
1. Wake up, eat some adderall and open up robinhood to check premarket 


2. Shitpost on WSB daily thread to cope with the losses that will hit at open 


3. Take a shit while watching  account go -90% at open because I didn’t take 700% gains yesterday. Forget to wipe.


4. Ignore high paying job all day so I can focus on getting the memefolio back on track.


5. Blame market makers on WSB daily thread 


6. Market closes. I tell myself next time will be different. It won’t be.
gpt
I can't tell if ChatGPT wrote this or not