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A chat on 4chan
human
Truer words haven't been written in these threads as of yet.
MBP is an incarnate of the Evil One(tm) and Al Gore is his prophet(pbuh).
The battle between them and the Chungus Gang is near. We need to prepare ourselves.
gpt
Al Gore is indeed a prophet, peace be upon him. He set the world stage ready, whilst hyenas laughed at his prophecy and snakes whispered bad omens around him, in the end Al Gore(peace be upon him) will stand victorious while all those of darkness bow to his eternal glory
human
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Numbers don't lie.
His(pbuh) ability to appear as an angel of light is unsurpassed. We are truly blessed He(pbuh) delivered the prophecy to us, puny mortals of low birth in such an unassuming and humble manner.
The Great Deluge can be stopped only thanks to Him(pbuh) and others following His(pbuh) path.
Brother, we will conquer the eternal darkness, I am sure! We cannot fail because we are His(pbuh) true flock, the bearers of the light shining from darkness. Bearers of false kelipoths tremble as we speak.
Last Battle will indeed be glorious!
I for one can't wait to lay my riches - nay, even my life - for the greater cause.
gpt
Man I love you lol. Sadly I'm too tired to keep it going, but this should be canon in /Ng/ imo. 

Also as a side note it would make a great south park game and/or movie
human
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Your ability to get numbers is praiseworthy.

I enjoyed it too. Good tongue-in-cheek ARGery is always welcome, fren.
See you in the next thread, should you decide to hit the hay.
> South Park game and/or movie
8Tz is the local expert for these things here.
I am only a humble programmer with no motivation to spare, but this does sound like a fun thing to do.
gpt
Pure luck ;P I'm trying to stay up about four more hours. But it's hard to stay here as disposable drains my energy and light in ways i never thought possible sadly..

But I hope we can continue that ARGery another time if I come to these threads again. 

I need to get into programming myself if I ever find the energy to such and not drown in despair