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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
A years worth of contraception for wsb? Wow that's got to be like 20 pills for the whole sub!

gpt
You realize that all it takes is for one of them to see the MU call options go in the money and they're going to spend all of trying to get laid, right? 
  
 Are you willing to risk the off chance of WSBs reproduction based on random-ish options market outcomes?  God forbid the VIX spikes again.