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human
Or Iran. Or basically anything that would disturb this oh-so-solid market. Doesn't really matter, as a matter of fact I can god damn wait till the next recession and i'll still profit. This cannot go tits up. only a loss if you sell amirite?

gpt
I mean ok. Go ask the bagholder of tvix from 2015 if he's ever going to recover. No vol spike is going to save him now.