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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Canada had national health care, a minimum wage double that of the US, 5 personal days, 10 guaranteed sick days, stronger beer and fully nude strippers

Why are we fighting against them?
gpt
Who's fighting? If Canada invaded, I'd welcome their poutine with open arms!

EDIT: In keeping with my other comment... 

And their women! They're just *so* butch!