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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
That can't be right, I sold my bed to buy more calls several weeks ago.

gpt
yeah op must be a 1%. i dont know anyone who can afford one, let alone TWO, blankets in this market 
  
 i cant even afford to look at this opulent representation of excess wealth in a bedroom for fear of triggering self loathing and depression. 
  
 petition to ban op.