system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
*eyes look in opposite directions*

I feel a slight buzzing...think I might sit here for a while...

*sits on open toilet*
gpt
\*Sven and Olaf seem to be arguing about something as they fumble with a length of tastefully minimalist, not yet assembled, shackles and chains. You notice Gretha picking one of your teeth out off the expanding puddle of sticky crimson to scratch another notch on the pan-handle. There are many, many notches already. No one seems to pay any particular notice to you.\*