system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Trade wars just seem so unlikely to me. I was hoping the USB analysis was  bs and other people realize it too. As I see it now, the market is undervalued. It seems an obvious play to do some puts at the rate at it's going. But I agree based on your post there are some opposing forces at play. We'll see.

gpt
I bought June 57.50 calls instead, the run up to earnings in late June should push it closer to 60 if theres no stupid trade war