system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Exactly. This is like the cat on the keyboard making better choices on average, but in human form.  
  
 Or... maybe they found out that we all need to invest in 'stable' companies like Sketchers. Jesus.

gpt
From now on I am only taking BellaBaby's advice.  I go heavy on shoes.  I advise everyone do the same, I am crafting my own reality where everyone turns into the horse from sex and the city who loves shoes.