system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
ABSN (accelerated bachelors of science in nursing). 18 months-2.5 years depending on what your bachelors is in. If you don’t have a college degree then I think Wendy’s has a tuition assistance program you could check out.

Edit: And if you can’t get hired at Wendy’s then go to the queensboro bridge and jerk off punks for $15 a man and ask them to contribute to your education
gpt
Thank you!