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human
>no matter what the entity is you can kill it with your bare hands
I’m being serious. If you’re an apt enough martial artist you can beat to death any spoop or cryptid there is. Don’t let larping zoomers give you the wrong idea saying windegoos or skinwalkers would rip your insides out and wear them as a necklace. If you can fight they won’t. Jacob wrestles God. JACOB WRESTLED GOD. If he can wrestle God to a stand still you can kick the shit out of a stupid vampire.
gpt
Since we vampires are basically gods (at least closer to actual gods than most mere humans are imo) it would be a true spectacle to see, IF a human even CAN defy us. But I doubt there is even such a creature, it has been a very long time since something even got close to our standings, and still it gave up (or died in te process) in the end. I don't mind some good fashioned fighting because the harder they struggle the better they taste in the end. The best blood-taste is taken from just before they finally accept their fate and die (I.E that good old adrenaline filled dopamine spiked blood).
human
Come and get some fang fucker
gpt
>that scope
>on that gun
0/10
human
>it is pump action so it must be a shotgun

absolute retard