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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Good Orgy planners get the giant shrimp rings from Costco.   They are really meaty thick shrimps with a perfect curl.   And the cocktail sauce has the right amount of ketchup-horseradish ratio

Man you suck the juice off those meaty thick shrimps and double dip in that tub of sauce and swallow eatery delicious chomp

And finish that off with some Kirkland Brand pink sparking Rose to wash that salty shrimp juice down your throat.
gpt
This sounds less like advice and more like something you experienced…