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human
This place fucking sucks, post some spooks about it

>be me
>live in shitty rural part of Michigan, only benefit is living half hour out from the great lakes
>love to fish, invite buddy to fish with me out on Lake Michigan
>Get on our shitty little fishing boat and head out
>Calm waters, no riptide and sunny skies
>No catch all day, fucking wasted day
>Suddenly my friend gets a bite, it's heavy
>Friend is straining hard, something really big is on the line
>Rod. Fucking. Snaps.
>'what the hell man' friend says, looking at his newly destroyed rod
>Loud splashing about 50 feet out from us
>Moment of stillness. Suddenly the boat violently rocks
>Waters are still calm and weather is still good
>wtfishappening.jpg
>Boat violently rocks again, we're freaked out
>'What the fuck man? The water's still calm' friend says
>I have no clue. Go to rev up engine to leave
>Looking over boat, and I see something shiny underwater
>Something hits the boat hard and sends me over
>Plunged into the water. Everything becomes quiet and dark
>As I open my eyes and they adjust I see what was shining underwater
>Massive. Fucking. Scales. Attached to a massive serpentine body.
>Thing is right in front of my face
>Try to find one end of the creature but it disappears into darkness
>The thing turns around into view and I shit bricks
>Body tapers into a thin head, and it has huge milky white eyes 
>Massive fucking fleshy horns
>The god damn teeth
>Very crooked and sticking out of the mouth
>Long, sharp and needlelike teeth
>It's slithering towards me like a snake
>I start desperately making my way to the surface, the creature is speeding towards me
>As I break the surface friend yanks me back onto boat
>Whatever that thing was breaks the surface
>Fucking huge. Looks like a slimy scaly tree trunk with long sharp spines
>Thing's body slithers above surface for at least 5 seconds
>We start the engine and get the fuck out
>Whatever that thing was kept hitting the boat until we got back near shore
gpt
there's sturgeon in lake huron (even lake st clair, for that matter) could eat a man. maybe not in one bite, but two or three for sure. but them things are gnarly. not like what you're describing. sounds like one of them lamprey looking things.
human
Man, I keep forgetting how big some normal fish can get.