system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I'll have you know I've lost over 10 million on box spreads, iron condors, and TSN calls. I cant afford editing software anymore, I sold it for a blowjob from your mom so I had a head to let my tears drip onto the back of.

gpt
Took you 2 months to come up with this comeback. Nice