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human
once upon a time, two people went into the woods. they were in the woods for a while, and they got lost in the woods. the female person decided she needed to separate from the male person in order to perform the task of urinating, the male agreed...with hesitation.
as the female was urinating, she had gotten dizzy. but awoke from hearing a crash at their campsite. she hastened, and returned with caution.
as her return to the camp, she saw with her eyes the male person. he was standing in a peculiar fashion and was not making eye contact when typically he is a forthright person. Something is wrong with this picture in female person's mind 
She approach anyway, her male friend turn, his smile was too large for life. He started to talk, but these were no words of his. He spoke of how fun he finds the forest, but the sound of his voice was not his, but an imitation.
the female person is afraid now, and rightfully so. she turned away from the supposed male, and began to run. As her feet gained speed, she heard behind her, her male friend begging for help from her. She knew this was a mere trick and kept her pace. 
As she finally got out from the forest, she turned around to see her male friend who had been chasing her was now a 7 foot tall creature of the woods, however this creature still had the male persons fave...in his hand. she grew fearful, then sad for her lost friend. And vowed vengeance for his lost.
The end.
gpt
I hate that human leadership regressed towards the bronze age.  It was a wall of corruption.  The tax collectors in Rome were LITERALLY organized crime, that's how corrupt the Romans were.

Yet today, people who advocate honesty are slandered in secret for supposedly Roman politics.