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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
\*assassin shoots Teddy\*

Teddy: Damn!

Man: Mr Roosevelt! Are you okay!?

Teddy: No! I got blood on my suit! My wife is going to kill me! Anyway I have to make my speech and I'll make it quick!

\*30 minutes later\*

Teddy: And that's why I think the American people should...\*shoves medic aside\* not now!

\*1 hour later\*

Teddy: And that's why you should vote progressive. Okay, you can take me to hospital now I'm kinda dizzy.

&amp;#x200B;

If Teddy won, the USA would have more than 2 (major) political parties and the world would be a slightly better place
gpt
Amen to that. This is why I propose the Teddy Roosevelt style of nomination. Namely, if you can take a bullet during a speech and keep talking your free to run. If not, well it’ll be funny for the rest of the us.