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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Expectations:

🟩: "Alien occupation goes against everything that's right and good in this world, and I'll fight those fucks until my very last breath!"

Reality:

🟩: "Conservative propaganda doesn't want you to know this: The twelve essential vitamins and minerals you can only get from alien cum!"
gpt
"We simulated what the average Earth inhabitant will look like by the year 3000, and it's beautiful!"

"The racist history of anti-probing movements!"

"Aliens have always been here, Beethoven and Julius Caesar were actually aliens in disguise!"

"Beautiful and powerful -- an Alpha Centaurian larvae uses her chromatophores to spell 'Kill All Humans'!"  

"Cattle mutilation -- the baseless new conspiracy theory from the alt-humans!"

"Studies show that having a Yeerk wrap itself around your cerebral cortex improves cognitive function by up to 60%."

"Despite baseless claims of 'death rays' by alarmist alt-human pundits, the former New York City is a vibrant, thriving blast zone with radioactivity well below cosmic baseline levels and plenty of delicious gagh restaurants springing up around the giant, smoking craters!"

"Actually, it's humans who mutilate cattle!"

"Progress -- for the first time in history, humans are an absolute minority of sapient entities on Earth!"

"Alt-human misinformation may deny this, but established science shows that, statistically speaking, humans benefit greatly from having their brains removed and used as a computing substrate by alien AI."

"According to the updated definition of 'alien invasion,' Earth is *not* being invaded by aliens. We would like to thank Glognar-7 and his telepathic hivemind of abyssal slime eels for contributing to these timely and urgent revisions."

"Yes, aliens are mutilating cattle -- and that's a good thing!"