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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
they're going to have an apple buttplug that vibrates your notifications in morse code and a $3000 chair you sit on to wirelessly charge it.  thats the future man

gpt
Jesus don't give them any ideas.  
  
 A $3,000 Apple office chair that wirelessly charges your phone and watch isn't even impossible. If they come out with it any time in the next 5 years I will personally hold you accountable.