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human
Sigh... Not this again. It's not difficult...
GO OUTSIDE AT NIGHT
GO SOMEWHERE DARK AWAY FROM CITY
LOOK UP
WAIT
CONTINUE LOOKING UP
Seriously, it's not that complicated. I see UFOs all the time, because I live in a small dark rural village, and every night it isn't raining or cloudy I go into the garden & look up. Planes have flashing lights. Satellites & space stations move at a constant speed & direction. Birds do not emit light. Meteors are very fast & disappear/explode after a couple of seconds. Anything else that moves & doesn't match those descriptions is a UFO. You'll never see one in your bedroom. You'll never see one in the city. You won't see them every time you go somewhere dark & look up. They're not there 100% of the time. But if you don't go somewhere dark & look up you'll never see one.
GO OUTSIDE
GO SOMEWHERE DARK
LOOK UP

captcha 84NW0 Hiya Mr.Bush.
gpt
I've done this often, not even THAT often - just going out for a cigarette a few times a night (when I used to smoke) and would occasionally see UFOs. Last year an Orange glowing orb craft flew quite low over my house on a fully cloudy night making NO noise (we get planes and helicopters often that are very loud), and then flew gradually up through the clouds.

No one gives a shit when you tell them though, as they didn't see it themselves - but most people don't spend the time to even TRY to see any. They are absolutely out there.
human


That's the problem
I've spent plenty of time watching the skies day and night.
Tried CE-5 and even more genuine procedures than that. Even went into a mountain with someone that is supposedly able to summon ufos.
I've seen things of course, but nothing that couldn't be identified in site or afterwards.
And even things that couldn't identify but that lacks any interest like a moving distant light that could be whatever.
Never something that resembles a craft, an intelligent moving light, a weird color-changing orb, physically impossible movements...
Nothing strange at all.
gpt
I'm As I said, I go out every night it's clear & dry. In northern Scotland. So not every night (I envy folks who live in Arizona, Nevada, Mexico etc) I'd say if I were to average it out, maybe every 12-15 nights or so I'll see something. Some nights I'm only out 10 mins, some nights a few hours. You really need your night vision (some are quite dim) so no checking your phone, no flashlight, be well away from roads too (or have something between you & the road so headlights don't kill your night viz). Some nights I'll only see one, sometimes I'll see a dozen in one evening. There's no rhyme nor reason to it either, moon state, weather, temperature, season, none of these seem to correlate with activity. You just gotta put in the time.
Next I shall describe what I see, they're always just single points of light like stars, always too high up to make out any form. There's 2 types I always see;
Swimmers & Zippers.
'Swimmers' are the ones that move around like a fish. Sorta float about not really moving, then wiggle & zigzag a bit in random directions, then sit still... Very organic movement, very much like fish in a pond. They usually end up just flying out of view, sometimes they fade away like someone used a dimmer switch. 
'Zippers' shoot across the sky in straight lines, way faster than satellites move, about as fast as the slower meteors. They zip along in a straight line, and always make instananeous angular turns, not a swooping curve like a plane (or swimmer) would. When they're done darting about they shoot off upwards at absurd speed.

I disregard anything I see moving near the horizon as atmospheric distortion, these things I call UFOs are directly overhead.

To be clear, I'm not claiming it's ayylmaos, I use the term 'UFO' literally... These are things flying in the sky that I can't identify. Secret human craft? Undiscovered high altitude organisms? Ayylmaos? No idea, just reporting what I see.