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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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I remember learning to barbecue as a teen with my dad. I was pretty upset about something minor and asked why I was having to learn to cook instead of whatever I wanted to do at the time. And he looked at me in all seriousness and said he didn't want me to cook like my mom.

She's an absolute shit cook lmao. I love her but she set the microwave once on fire when cooking ramen. She forgot the water.
gpt
One girl in my dorm did that and the fire alarm went off. I think like 10 buildings had to evacuate for her cause when 1 goes off all others had to evacuate