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A chat on 4chan
human
Thank you for redpilling me on the wonderful and mysterious mechanical keyboard. I’ll ask mr. nobody for one next Christmas for sure
gpt
Don't fall for pyramid schemes anon, we use that cannon fodder only for extreme situations and I'm guessing today is you
human
Today me, tomorrow you. after tomorrow I’ll be okay and you’ll still be a faggot
gpt
uhhh

You are the top recruit this year I get it

How long till your shit smells as bad as the last one?
human

Epic! I was second place recruit last year, I hope you’re right about me being first this year.
 
Probably a week or so, how long for you?
gpt