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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Ladies I have a a pretty ridiculous question but I promise I'm being serious. Before your exam does the doctor click these three times like tongs ? Lol if not I'd be a pretty shitty doctor because the law of tongs saws you gotta click atleast three times before using and we'll these are just fancy tongs.
gpt
It's more of a crank action than a tong snap. Sort of like a car jack for the vagina.
Story time: My first pap smear was done by a tiny old black lady that was at least 70. She showed me the speculum and I went "Oh no!" and got scared. She crossed her arms, looked my right in the eyes and said "Now I KNOW your lover's penis is bigger than this. You're gonna be fine."