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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You're smack dab in the middle of the most irrational market I've ever seen.   
    
 If you do anything today, buy slightly OTM 2 or 3 weeks expiration index calls. If you've been looking for a buy-in opportunity, today (and maybe tomorrow) is gonna be it.

gpt
Yup that's what I was thinking. Might close out a couple calls for liquidity if they're still in the green. Thanks for the advice