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I had a LOT of dreams once about a reality where we were invaded by space planets from the planet Neptune. In the dreams I was befriended by, and eventually became a lover to a Neptunian Prince named Constantine. They were about the size we'd all assume Yordles from League of Legends would be realistically. Like, 3ft at the tallest, fluffy fox like creatures. Here's what Constantine told me about as the reason the Neptunians had such a vitriol towards Humanity even though actually we're several generations of humanity separated which he understood.
>Be the very first run of Humanity. Get to nuclear age. This is where they managed to establish space travel and communication with other planets.
>Mars and Neptune were the only other planets that supported life.
>Mars and Earth were in some sort of conflict. 
>Neptunians stepped in to try and quell the conflict.
>Thinking they were trying to start shit too, two nukes got sent out. One to Mars, one to Neptune. The ship that came to try breaking up the conflict now the last remnants of Neptunian civilization and living among the stars as space pirates.
>Humanity broke into a war over the nuking of Mars and Neptune. Two sides, one what opposed the nuking and think it was a horrible crime, and one who believed it was the best thing to do because Mars might have done something even worse. 
>We fucking nuked ourselves to extinction and then reevolved from the bacteria we left over.
>The dream basically implied that if the ice on Mars melts, the Martians are gonna eventually evolve back into existence from the bacteria found in the ice,

Trust me, I'm on nothing, this was just a series of dreams I had and honestly kinda miss because things were actually starting to settle down and me and the Neptunian prince were planning on getting an apartment together.
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>Space planets
I meant Space PIRATES, I'm so so sorry. I just woke up half an hour ago and I haven't had my coffee yet.