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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
nobody knows the actual return on investment for their original programming, because they amortize their debt and overvalue their assets on balance sheets.  
  
 they're actually *losing* money to add international subscribers. but i'm fine with them propping up the stock. it's a premium seller's dream. just go 7% otm 3 weeks out, write puts and call spreads.

gpt
I went 5% a week out and almost got fucked today lmao