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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I own a ryobi leaf blower, shit is about as loud as a microwave. But I would expect neets like you to have only ever heard a leaf blower when daddy uses his 2 stroke outside while you're upstairs getting tendies.

gpt
That must be the difference between a higher end Ryobi and my shitty older Craftsman (back when it was still a Sears holding).  Mine is no where near as loud as a petrol blower but it's still not 'quiet'.