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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
*'buy stock'* 
  
 Do you know what sub you're in? Trade options on the way up and on the way down, can't lose!  
  
 The trend is your friend, as we learned from the December 2018 mini-recession. 
  
 On the real, just keep some cash on hand to take advantage of any opportunities you see. This goes for during bull and bear markets, you never want to be caught short on cash

gpt
Instructions unclear. Long $CASH.