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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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I had this old coworker Blake who was all into chess and fitness and picking up women. He had like a weirdly intense piercing stare where he smiled at you and his eyes seemed to be trying to penetrate into your mind. He was  reading a lot of books all the time. One time in the locker room he said "Let's fight, bro!". And I explained to him that we are cool and we have no beef with each other. Blake said that he didn't care and he just wanted to fight someone. I politely declined and he proposed that we instead just punch each other once as hard as possible. He was very assertive and eager with these requests but he was oddly respectful of my decision to decline and he never violated any physical boundaries. 

Eventually he got fired because him and some mexican dude tipped  the vending machine upside down. Because they were on xanax and the mexican wanted snickers and Blake thought it would be hilarious idea to turn the machine over instead of paying. Him and the mexican guy wouldn't have even got caught because there was no camera. But they were walking around the whole facility with a big bag full of stolen food, giving chips ahoy and cheeze-its to anyone and everyone they encountered
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