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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
It happens to us men too.

Sometimes, now that my body is surely dying, I get gas that causes really bad stomach pain. It is quite rare, but whenever it comes, it makes me think I'm dying. Then I fart and it goes away.

The first time it happened to me was a few months after I had a surgery. It was so bad that I was doubled over in my car, had to call an ambulance, went to the ER, and thought I was dying. Then I farted when alone in the room and OH HEY I GUESS THAT'S A THING NOW THANKS BODY.
gpt
I was relieved when I was told I had Covid, much to the confusion of the Nurse.   


"No you don't understand. Now I KNOW why I feel like this. If you had said I didn't have covid, we would still be looking for a problem."