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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Informative...thank you...but next time can you do one with VTI and SCHB, since I own a combined 1800 shares. Thanks.

gpt
I can help you with VTI. 
  
 1. Dump money into it. 
 2. Keep dumping more money every time you have more. 
 3. Forget about it until you do something ridiculously stupid with your life like go all in on SPX puts in a bull market and need the money to feed your kids who are starving. 
 4. Take out some money and feed them. 
 5. Repeat from Step 2