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human
>Sure we're spongier, can you prove a magical monke man's bones are more durable than a chimps?
I just quoted you a source that says great ape bones are denser than ours, particularly that of gorillas.
>there are no nocturnal apes?
Wdym there are none? Sasquatch.
>Intelligence would have to be displayed in order to be suggested
>slings, atlatls, cordage, bark clothing, pottery, spears (even sharpened sticks)?
Now why the fuck would it need those things?
>You understand evolution right?
Sure, if you venture far back enough you'd find a tree-dwelling ancestor. Your point though? Whenever bigfoot and human branches split apart, it was a very long time ago.
> Apes are trichromatic and diurnal.
That you know of.
gpt
>>than a chimps
Saying durable bones isn't a strong descriptor.
>Sasquatch
Not real or confirmed to even be an ape.
>Why?
Intelligence makes tools; even chimps hunt other animals with spears. You keep appealing to hominids but ignore every facet of what a hominid is and is capable of; where's the overwhelming modern reports of bigfoot using tools?
>Your point.
What would force a tree-dwelling omnivore to live exclusively underground, develop a carnivorous lifestyle (you appeal to features of nocturnal predators), and somehow still be diurnal? By all accounts they're not nocturnal, many reports claim daytime sightings with active individuals. That's not how nocturnal animals work.
>Bigfoot is related to humans
Major claim, any evidence outside of legends?
>That you know of.
You don't know any exceptions and biology doesn't support your fanfiction.
human
>Saying durable bones isn't a strong descriptor.
More durable than human, common denominator wouldn't you say?
>Not real
Sure
>to even be an ape.
The fuck else could it be?
>Intelligence makes tools
When it needs them to hunt or to protect itself from exposure (clothes). Nature only endorses stuff that works somehow to advantage. When you've no trouble hunting & gathering and have thick fur coat protecting you from elements - why would you need to use tools?
>live exclusively underground
You seem to be misunderstanding something here, that wasn't my intention. They're hiding there from us (or at lest portion of them does) and would rather live comfortably in surface forests.
>Major claim, any evidence outside of legends?
Like, all apes have a common ancestor somewhere and common mammal ancestor before that? Are you going to argue this?
Also BFO has DNA evidence, bigfoot has mitochondrial (female) Neanderthal DNA suggesting interbreeding. If it could interbreed with Neanderthals, it could interbreed with humans too.
>You don't know any exceptions and biology doesn't support your fanfiction.
Biology didn't support giant squid existence or coelacanth still being alive, so.
gpt
>'The fuck else could it be?'
Ok peebrain, look at australia, marsupials have filled every niche that mammals fill in the rest of the world. 
>Inb4 but marsupials are just kangaroos
No, they are not.
human
>Africa has monkeys
>Asia has monkeys
>South America has monkeys
>Monkeys got to South America through North America
>But North America cannot possibly have any monkeys!
>Must be something different
Come on now.
gpt
>Florida Man releases pet orangutan on a gator coke binge
>Old lady sees confused orangutan stealing her fruit, snags a shot for police, terrified ape has known nothing but Tiger King and flees
>Being a god-fearing woman not wanting to be swarmed by godless media, she mails it anonymously to police
>Explicitly mentions its an orangutan
Weird how an escaped/released orangutan is photographed in a state well-known for its exotic pets.