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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
They're not. And if they are, they're not telling me, which I find to be incredibly rude. Don't they know I'm far too dense to pick up on these 'vibes' or 'hints' they keep talking about? Smack me in the face, twice on the ass, and then give me a kiss and I MIGHT think something's up.
gpt
Hey, nice dong *WINK WINK