system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Can't say the same for dems? 

This is a level of simpery I thought impossible.
gpt
I saw this tweet a while back that was like "simping for politicians is like thinking the prostitute really likes you" and that's probably the single best comparison I've ever heard.

Then I also remember how there was an entire period of time around 2016-2019 when there were thousands of people simping for intelligence officials like Mueller, Comey, and Clapper. That's the worst.