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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
never clean the spitoon and hug it everyday. put it in your bed. kiss and caress it's slimey crevices. gently massage the oily rim. inhale beautiful aromas seeping from the primordial soup within. wait until it spawns a new life, born of your fluids and raise it as your descendant.

.... uhh, I got lost in thought. What was to be the purpose of the bedside spitoon again?
gpt
It had something to do with mouthwash but that’s dumb, I like your ideas way better.