system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
&gt;I've just started investing in mutual funds and I'm looking to try something riskier.  
  
 People who say shit like this and then want to start trading options mystify me. It's like 'I just started eating sugary cereal and want to try something a little more exciting' and go on to blindly try meth.

gpt
Are you saying I'm not autistic enough?:)