system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Tell a story about how your TV broke and you don't have enough money to get a new one in front of your Aunt and Uncle. Your Uncle will then "graciously" offer his old TV to you, as he had wanted a new one anyway. Thank them both so profusely that your Aunt can't argue she wants to keep it.
gpt
Clever!