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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
well no I meant, if he doesn't go to jail then puts will keep making money so if he does, the market will probably jump...I don't know how to explain myself excuse full autist rn

gpt
Ah I got you now. Yeah as long as he is there and doing the same good cop bad cop crap with his advisors saying one thing and he saying another everytime he takes a shit, markets will continue to dump until we're in a recession. 
  
 I might pick up a few puts along the way but it isn't a serious investing strategy per se' as I tend to not hold them more than a week. Stocks I hold for years