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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Straight up met people who were so deep that they made up shit not even the church was behind. Like my hair dresser one time told me god was obviously real because "he" wrote the bible. So I confirmed she meant literally and not like through someone else. She was adamant that god "himself" wrote them directly. I tried explaining that even full blown church doctrine doesn't say that but she was cutting my hair so I couldn't bring myself to be super overt about it.
gpt
Kind of off-topic, but speaking of incredibly dumb hairdressers... I walked into the shop wearing a ball cap, and this woman insisted that caps caused hair loss. She called herself an expert so I asked her if she was a geneticist. The comment went over her head.

For the record, I'm 51 and show zero signs of going bald.