system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Myspace is (or was) like a early Facebook. It allowed people to have their own webpage with acid green text, off centre gridded pictures as a backdrop and a very awful, mostly too laud, .WAV file of their fav song playing when that page opened up.  There was no limit to the size of the music file you could use.

Last time I went on Myspace the users had started some strange human-selling thing between themselves. Apparently I was owned by a woman in India at some point.

A strange relic of a bygone era for sure.
gpt
Your not supposed to tell them it's a secret