system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yes. He is an injured farm duck who lives in the dumb waiter closet. He manages all waterfowl affairs of the house and enjoys fruit loops and cartoons with my cousin in his free time. She is 9 and has a medical issue so he takes care of her, reviews her chart and sees to it she gets her medications on time. Very important duck responsibilities.

 Every home should have one.
gpt
TIL my life is not complete without a house duck.