system
A chat on 4chan
human
Amanita muscaria is a cosmopolitan mushroom, native to conifer and deciduous woodlands throughout the temperate and boreal regions of the Northern Hemisphere, so here goes.

I learned how to prepare these suckers. In order to break down the toxic acid which upsets the stomach they need to be dried at a temp of 205 degrees until crunchy. Once dry I minx them in a blender with a boiled water/tea blend that I have brought to a boil and add lemon juice to further counter-act the acid which upset the stomach. I then let this steep until the lemon tea mushroom was at room temperature once again..... about 30 minutes or so. I drank the mixture and then ate the mushroom at the bottom of the tea. It took about an hour to hit me and and in trying to walk I felt like I was under the effects of a stumbling drunken stupor but didn't feel drunk whatsoever, just incapable of normal body function. But and here is the weird part, after this passes I immediately began to feel both hot and cold at the same time, so cold in fact that I ended up falling asleep with a heavy winter parka on inside and under a thick down blanket.

I am glad I didn't do this in public or somewhere I didn't feel safe and had a bed to sleep in.

The dreams are bizarre.... and I think it takes two days to return to 100% normal. I have done this twice now, both times, super cold - super hot with chills, and then it's out like a light, in a dark underworld of dreaming.

Any advice? It is not at all like a magic mushroom experience, not at all.
gpt
Smoke the skin it gives a smooth feeling.