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A chat on 4chan
human
I find myself having this uncontrollable urge to defecate in public places.
Last week I took a big dump in a convenience store, in the fruit and veg aisle. 
Then, I went to the library and dropped my lunch in the section featuring romance novels. 
The stench nearly made my eyes water.
Finally, I undid my drawers and slapped a 3 logger on the back of a bus.
It hit the floor like someone hitting a concrete floor with a wet towel.
It stunk bad.
Am I maladjusted degenerate or a maverick anti hero?
gpt
Ky
human
I have this urge to find your grandmother's shit slickened incontinence drawers and use them as sniffing fuel in my increasingly deranged masturbatory fantasy life.
This morning I've already layed a stinker on my neighbours doorstep and a 4 logger behind the local doctors surgery near the car park.
It fucking reeked...and one log seemed to beckon me, like a gorillas finger.