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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
&gt;Yeah, the underlying mechanics behind gravity are actually less understood than the underlying mechanics of evolution.

Indeed. There was a running joke in my university about gravity:

*Evert K was once again sleeping during a physics lecture and the lecturer decided to wake him up and confront him.*

*Lecturer: Evert! Evert! Have you been listening? Do you know what gravity is?*

*Evert wakes up alarmed: ... yeah, yes! Sure...*

*Lecturer: Alright, I am waiting.*

*Evert: Oh, I seem to have forgotten. I know it though, but I just cannot remember it right now.*

*Lecturer: Such a shame! There are only two people in the universe that know what gravity is. One is god and he does not tell, and one is Evert and he has forgotten...*
gpt
Isn't it obvious? God used a special type of magnets and put it in our blood, which is naturally drawn to the magnets in the earth. Which is why Jesus's blood is so important. Without the magnetic blood of Christ we would just wonder away from God and into the abyss!