system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
OP, don't think of it as losing house money, think of it as an efficient tax management strategy. 'Offsetting your gains' is a good start, but you can really take things to the next level by getting fired, collecting unemployment and then YOLOing that money away. Make Uncle Sam pay you!!!!!!!

gpt
Wait.... can you invest welfare checks?