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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
By everyone do you mean you.

gpt
I was lucky enough to buy puts.  Missed the top by a couple percent and had to average down but was well worth it and most importantly my portfolio hasn't been bleeding the past 3 days.  Sold a bit early (never thought AAPL would fall all the way to ~$220 and MSFT to ~$110) and missed out on some big gains but still took a profit.