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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
But you see, thats the funny part, you lot ain't never met a man that's real hungry, like, truly, truly, hungry hungry.  

But ya might one day.  Hell, one might very well be inside you and you just ain't met em yet.  

I live real rural. About 4 years ago, I was in my shop, and my machinery trapped my leg. I couldn't reach a phone or nothing.  

Fortunately for me, my dog had just finished nursing her pups. She nursed me for 8 days until help came.  I know it was eight days, cause as the sun rose through the window each morning of my captivity, I would start suckling a different teet, so as not to exhaust the source of my sustenance.  I cycled through each teet once and had circled back and was about to clasp the third nipple when I heard my neighbours hollering my name.
gpt
This… deserves something… 😂