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human
You might be in heaven, one of the ideas about heaven is not having to hold grief because the people you lost are there. Imagine the kind of feelings you'd hold if you knew you died and that they died but they're still around you, could you really consider it Heaven with that lurking over your head?

I'm a resuscitee and that shit always bugs me, my dad was supposed to die around the same time that I did and we're just kickin back eating food and don't have to work. Sounds like heaven to me.

One of the biggest things you need to question is, if you were going to heaven would your belongings come with you? If you say no you might want to take the buddhist trip to heaven and abandon everything to suffer without it for a while.
gpt
If you think you need to die to get there, maybe you should question if you're a saint. They're the ones with the fucked up martyr stories left n right

My favorite one was about this hobo saint considered a 'Fool for Christ' that gave away everything except his pet pig, his pet spider and the clothes on his back. One morning he was found at the doorsteps of the church frozen to death and half eaten by his pig.
human
Then theres the time travelling Rosicrucian story that gets hidden. There once was this saint thought to be a time traveller that warned everyone what would happen to them before it did. He was of course blamed for it and living in a part of a Christian judaic community some came to believe he became a God which meant Yaldaboath was in need and they pit roasted him for cannibalism.

While he was cooking there, alive, some of his last words were telling people the best way to season him stating he'd already been eaten by them several times over, and then his last request was to have his penis planted under a rose garden and a rose be given to the pope from that garden once a year.


If his time travel is true, maybe you just bounce back after each death and assume its Heaven. Or continue your ways. try finding out if you've got a guardian angel and see if that'll tell you your way to heaven.

Mine is Azazel so I've gotta scapegoat my way in. Got any sins you want me to take on? I do love me a Hell trip.