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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I don't have a gym membership anymore but when I went, I had to wear loose pants. When I worked out in leggings and shorts my labia was outlined so clearly you could see where the lips parted. Felt like I was molesting people's eyes, so I stopped.

I wish I had the density to just blame everyone else for looking at me.
gpt
funniest line ive heard in regard to leggings "I can see her lips moving but I cant hear what they are saying"