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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I saw "Here I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate?" written on a stall, and it has stuck with me ever sinse.
gpt
"Here I sat, same as ever, and once I shat, I pulled the lever. The toilet flushed, the water flowed. Lookout,  World, 'twas the motherlode."