system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
I found a roll of money like this once, just lying on the floor of the supermarket.  Over $2000.  I couldn’t believe my luck!  

When I got to the cash register, there was a lady crying because she had just been paid or something, the money was supposed to last her family for the month, and when she went to pay for $150 worth of groceries, she realized the money was gone and she didn’t have any way to pay for her groceries.  I stepped up and paid for her groceries, because I believe when the universe gives you good luck, you should pay it forward.
gpt
Not the first time I've heard this one, but it is funny.