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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Women’s pants have fake pockets meanwhile men’s pants have pockets hidden inside other pockets. Pockets only I know about. Secret, hidden pockets.
gpt
My husband was stunned first time he was confronted with fake pockets on my clothes. He insisted there were pockets, because he could see them, he was a bit speechless at the audacity of those bitches to fake a pocket.

Doesn't stop him from bragging about his pockets to me. Oh look, this side of the inside of the sport jacket has *three* pockets. Fuck you bud, fuck you.