system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You learned to make educated bets. Through trading you've likely learned going all-in will give you probabilities that are astronomically lower than making multiple, smaller trades.  
  
 The first hit is always free. Guess what happens when he goes for a clean double next time? PDT kicks in AND he's fucked from the start.

gpt
I look forward to that 'guys, what's this????' post.