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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I love how it's always the one-liner muppets 

dude, it's fucking asynchronous communication, just give me cliffs notes on what the ass you want instead of spamming "hi" and "sup" incessantly. The great thing about text is that you can give me a nice abstract about what you're trying to communicate, I'm not going to get involved in ten micro-chats asking me to set up friendly relations first. I don't want to exchange curtsies first before I get to formally address you.
gpt
&gt;I'm not going to get involved in ten micro-chats asking me to set up friendly relations first

I hate this shit so much. The dancing around the question with little micro questions. Like maybe its people trying to be polite? I dunno. but when someone just sends a message with cryptic half question things like:

"are you hungry?" - well why? are you stopping somewhere? where are you? what are the options here? why did you ask a question where my answer will just be "yes" but with a thousand other questions behind it. just fucking say "hey I'm stopping at the grocery store, mcdonalds, I'm making sandwiches with -blank- on it do you want one? etc. etc .etc

or "are you busy this weekend?" well which day? what are you proposing? do you have a plan that you're wondering if I want to take part in? just fucking say "hey I'm moving on saturday can you help from 3-6? Theres a new pub I want to eat at do you want to come? want to come watch TV at my place? etc. etc.

just get to the fucking point people!