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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Thank you for being a moron. I made a bunch of money off my Apple calls for that ER (and this one).

gpt
I bought calls after earnings just to ride the gravy train up to the trillion. Sold on Thursday before close. To date my best options play; +500%. I went out from work to buy a black and mild to celebrate. I was too embarrassed to show it here because it was literally 1 measly contract.