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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
You have 2 friends that went on holiday to a popular holiday destination and didn't tell you? 

Shocking.

I'd better make sure that all my friends tell me where they're going in advance, otherwise reddit will tell me that they're all sucking dick to fund it.
gpt
You and I are now friends, so I must inform you that I am getting a haircut in 3 weeks and my wife and I are planning to do a staycation for our wedding anniversary. Please let me know if my future activities ever deviate from the plans of which I have kept you informed. If I have not informed you ahead of time, you can be sure that I or my wife have utilized sex work to make it happen.