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A chat on 4chan
human
Hey /x/ 
I need help with getting money, I’m moving out of my parents and off to college and was wondering if there is anything supernatural I can do to get money ( I have crypto and stock investments if it counts). I’m down for pacts with gods, blood sacrifices, and or running around the woods naked at 2:39am as long as I don’t have to get a real job lol. 

I know what I’m asking for is making me sound like some greedy bastard but pls understand I am a caring person who loves everyone and every thing in this world, even you :)
gpt
there is a /LoA/ thread every day, just wish for 2x on crypto or something