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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
One time I was in a hot tub with a friend of mine, and she said to me "sometimes I just want to kiss my friends" and I say "oh interesting" and then get up to jump in the pool I am the denser than a black hole.
gpt
As a woman I'm also really dense. One time a guy was telling me about this movie he wanted to see but he had no one to go with and he didn't want to go alone. My dumb ass said "oh no, movies are the perfect place to go alone! I've done it a million times, you should try it!"

Afterwards my friend was like "WTF is wrong with you?"