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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
These things disturb me always, I think the people that think they can beat a Chimpanzee/Babboon is in the 20-30%, and my god...  I want whatever those people are smaking because every animal from a large dog onwards, will kill your ass in a one on one encounter (with no tools).

PS: Chimp/Babboon are just example of a type of animal that people think they can handle, but are absolutely mental and will just pull your arm out of it's sockets and beat you to death with it.
gpt
When in reality almost everyone would lose against a pissed off house cat