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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm regarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
gpt
Found the loophole.

1. Identify as helicopter

2. Transition surgery

3. Acquire missiles and rotary cannons

4. The Fed boyos can’t do anything cuz THATS OPPRESSION