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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Only China backing out this weekend can save this puts.

gpt
It'll be a 'fake' backing out via Southern China Post (and bears will rejoice on Sun) only for POTUS/other pumper to confirm yeah okay we'll reduce tariff and phase 1 is a go and market keeps chugging along and put holders go reeeeee 
  
 or it's all flat and we're all fucked. probably that one