system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Drunk driving is bad. Alcohol is not. Simple
gpt
Because we should totally trust the reasoning of someone who has had a few too many drinks to not get in a car.

For the record, I don't know that banning alcohol as a whole is the right choice. But it's disingenuous to say drugs never harm anyone other than the user.