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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Make it through and don't get expelled. Hit the work hard but don't forget your friends - they're going to be  your greatest assets later on

gpt
You da man. I'm already talking to the software company my sister is an accountant for, hopefully they hire me since I already know what they pay. Already talked with their lead engineer and he gave me some useful tips even if I don't pursue a job there. Here's to hoping  I get some shit lined up before I graduate so I can leave front end IT.