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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
uber has too much negative press to rally, also way too many outstanding shares. Probably will take around 3 years or something. 
  
 I don't think investor confidence is very high at all in uber.

gpt
I still think the smart play is the sell far OTM puts.  The IV on Friday expiration puts is still through the roof. 
  
 I can't imagine even if Uber takes a bath this week for it to fall more than 10% at the worst.  Yet people are paying like 0.55 for 27 strike puts right now.