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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
2 inches may seem insignificant, but it's not.

Area of a circular pizza = πr²

You got π \* (13/2)^2 = **132.73 square inches of pizza.**

You were **PROMISED** π \* (15/2)^2 = **176.71 square inches of pizza.**

**You are missing** 176.71 - 132.73 = **43.98 square inches of pizza!**

That's 43.98/132.73 ≈ **1/3 OF THE 13-INCH PIZZA!**

**That's QUITE LITERALLY** 43.98/176.71= **1/4 of the 15-inch pizza you should have got that's now MISSING!!**

I'm sure we'd all be just fine to open up a pizza box to find 2 or 3 of the 8 slices just gone, though.

EDIT: ~~If they explicitly stated that the pizza size is the pizza diameter *before baking*... Honestly I'm not sure if that's the standard in the industry or not.~~ If anything, dough expands when baking. OP HAS BEEN *BAMBOOZLED*
gpt
And here I was thinking I’d never need advanced math






Guess I should have tagged /s or maybe added the definition of a joke. Jesus Christ lol