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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
In all seriousness he's not wrong. A .01 contract can only go up or expire worthless.

gpt
'Hi I'd like to cash in my options please, before they expire. They're worth $.01/share, but do I get the full dollar per contract, or do you charge a service fee? By the way I'm an investment advisor on reddit, if that makes a difference.'