system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
“Dear [DIPSHIT MIDDLE MANAGER],

In reviewing the job description on your website, I knew immediately that I would benefit your team because [I NEED TO PAY RENT.]  When I had my technical interview with [DIPSHIT MIDDLE MANAGER’S DIPSHIT ASSISTANT,] I knew that the fit between your company culture and my ethos would superbly mesh, but in particular because [I NEED A JOB.]

I look forward to joining your team and positively impacting the corporate mission statement in the specific ways outlined below, chief among them that [I DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE.]

Sincerely,

- any and every job seeker”
gpt
This is a work of art...