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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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Jumping kid as he's getting loaded into the ambulance: 'did you at least get that cool roof angle on film so I can post it to Instagram?'  
  
 Roof kid: 'uhhhh nah I was accidentally texting that girl from algebra that you told me that you liked about 2 seconds before you jumped off the roof when you also disclosed that this whole jumping stunt was solely to impress her.'  
  
 Jumping kid: 'I banged your mom, kevin'

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Classic jumping kid