system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You want everyone in hungover AF? Then the Grouchy Employer will have Grouchy employees

gpt
A day off for vices? What the fuck is wrong with our country? It's a whole day of economic output. If a year is your portfolio then we all collectively say 'fuck at least 0.2% of our revenue for the year, because we all want to get drunk'