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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
1. I’d name him Humphrey. 
2. I’d invest in training him to be social (capital). 
3. I’d then take people for rides on Humphrey and make some money. (Making some dough)
4. Through word of mouth (free advertisement), Humphrey would be famous. 
5. I’ll publish a book on Humphrey. (Make some more dough). 
6. I’ll sell the rights of my books to a film company. (More dough). 
7. I’ll make Humphrey act in his on biopic. (Ultimate dough).
gpt
You also must buy a pond for Humpry. And a friend.