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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Little peepee here, have hit many cervixes and it’s not sexy.

You just spend a lot of time awkwardly apologizing with a sad boner while your associate in coitus curls up on the bed with cramps for half an hour.

“Can I get you anything? Snacks? Alcohol?…”
gpt
Frozen tampon?? I don’t know. Seems like it wouldn’t help but it’s creative and that’s always important with such delicate situations.