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human
Stop👏fucking👏buying👏short-term👏options👏on👏MU👏or👏wait👏until👏a👏month👏before👏earnings

gpt
Bought 3 months out but storm clouds, Chinese voodoo court, trade wars(tm) etc evaporated it all. 
  
 3 months is superrrrrr long dude.  
  
 Somehow my 2019s are still alive though but it's probably a fluke 🤔