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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
&gt; I'd rather climb the ladder 8% 
  
 Think of it like this. An average index grows 8% per YEAR. You just earned way more than that in a day. So as far as you're concerned, you have beat the market.

gpt
Say it louder for the retards in the back. 
  
 Currently up 30% on the year after discovering options... I was down 35% on the year after tanking my portfolio with penny stock hail maries. 8% trades add up.