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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
No need, my friend.  You can just join the Mormon Church, since they're all required by their faith to be prepared for 6+ months of chaos 
  
 Or if that's not up your alley, you can draw out a map of the homes of nearby Mormons, then keep a stockpile of guns and silver mouth spray paint so you'll be ready to help yourself to their stores later on

gpt
haha ut brah shits real wild out here