system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
It's more about the principal when you have 64gb of memory and a processor with 16 cores. I frequently catch myself saying "who allowed you on my system?" Right before ripping it out. 

IMHO We should have MUCH easier access to every setting on OUR machines and the ability to easily remove anything not absolutely required to run the machine
gpt
Aka you basically want Linux.