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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
the 50k bonus is like, for doctors and shit.

gpt
Even then you might not get it. Mine halved every time I signed more papers. Until i was told 'just join and I'll keep pushing for it from my end. It just takes processing time' 
  
 And not enlisting because they were already going back on their promises gets you labeled as 'only in it for the money. A real American wouldn't care if he gets it or not, he's just proud to serve his country' 
  
 Mmmmm contracting negotiations were a lot easier.