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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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Sir this is a Wendy's

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I stopped reading halfway through the first sentence.  The ONLY thing you gotta know to make money in the market is 'SPY 0 day calls'.  I say calls instead of the widely accepted spy puts because the only technical mumbo jumbo anyone has to know to make money is 'inverse WSB'  and profit.