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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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It’s entirely possible she was literally hired to make these videos just to FOMO bandwagon working for Google. 

Take note, how often do we see highly publicized “day in the life” of some overweight zit laden mouth breathing neck beard brogrammer like: 

10am - ignore daily standup until my turn while day trading crypto on Robinhood

11am - commit work I did a month ago to keep my productivity metrics just high enough to not get pipped

1pm - rub one out to my AI waifu deepfaked over some porn

2pm - maybe start up my IDE and click some shit on AWS so the audit logs look like I did work today

3pm - fire up the gaming PC and play some CoD

4pm - panic and realize I miss calculated my velocity for the sprint and need to commit something else today

9pm - pause sailor moon so I can commit that stuff and make it look like I was working late

10pm - drink some red bull

11pm - doomscroll Blind and shitpost about civil rights, women’s rights, and generally spew some bigotry and pro-trump sentiments

3am - rub another one out to sailor moon deepfaked over my AI waifu porn deepfake 

4am - try to install Cyberpunk mods to make genitals highrez

Sleep

9am - ignore daily standup until I have to scramble some excuse about my velocity numbers

9:30am - pseudo panic because boss is implementing stack rank 

10am - practice some leetcode because I’m borderline bottom rank if that asshole IC gives me kickback during the code review and delays my merge
gpt
I feel personally attacked.