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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Ah ok.

Reminds me of the time when my mum took me to the opera as a kid. We went to the bathroom and when I was doing my business the person in the stall next to me nearly made the building collapse with the loudest fart I've ever heard (even to this day).

I somehow assumed that it was my mum although I had no idea which stall she was in, but I called, in a very condescending manner: "Mum! Not in the opera!"

Turned out it wasn't my mum. It was the woman in the stall between us and when she exited the bathroom (deep red face) she witnessed my mum lecturing me about letting people make loud noises without commenting on that.

In retrospect: Poor lady!
gpt
That's freaking hilarious