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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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I went to bed sad. Then I remembered, 'I have MTCH calls!' And I dreamed happy dreams, and I slept so well, and I got up early this morning like it was Christmas Day. 
  
 But as I went to unwrap my presents, I discovered that Santa had brutally murdered both of my parents in the night.

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Then I remembered I hate my parents and I was happy again. So I looked at my down mtch calls and bought the dip. And I though 'I will win or go down with the ship'. Now I feel muh.