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I can confirm 20 yrs canadian = 32 moose years
And is greater than or equal to 46 polar bear years
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Ah yes. Of course. I think some high school algebra could help us solve this equation. Utilizing the quadratic formula, we’ll use the polar bears as B (obviously b for bear) and moose (scientific classification of A. Alces) as A… 

After some quick math, I have determined that 20 years Canadian is equivalent to 2 corn dogs, 5 Glocks, and a 30 pack of Busch Latte’s, +/- 1 Bald Eagle.