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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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USO killing me RN

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Had you asked me yesterday if I'd every buy ATM calls expiring in 48 hours based on a Reddit comment I would've told you you're retarded. 
  
 -55% later... 
  
 I can't even sell because I'll be restricted from buying for 90 days if I do. Which I'd happy take had it spiked to $17 and I made a killing, but not to save $110 of a $250 roll of the dice. 
  
 Looking forward to selling tomorrow morning for $.01