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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I used to LOVE my McDonalds job while I was in college. 

My manager was cool af. They knew I was there for like 2 years at max. I was also the overnight grill person on some weekends/all summer. 

I was given tons of "leniency" when it came to dishing it back to customers. I was the voice of the ladies who were 40 and needed the job. It was also franchise so the absolute worst someone could do is call and complain to a private owner who really didn't care if the store lost a couple dollars.
gpt
With all due respect to you sir, if you survived 2yrs at McDoland's then you're a living legend. 
Heck I'd wager that the Chechen and Afghani wars combined has more chance of survival than that. 
Legend!