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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
A buddy of mine is a self-proclaimed "ugly bastard" and chooses to do the dirty only in a vintage WW2 Gasmask his great grandfather gave his dad. He is big into feet and pee, too and just all sorts of weird stuff.

He just welcomed a baby with his wife, who was an underwear model for the GAP and Victorias Secret. She is apparently a big fan of the gasmask. And no, he doesn't have money.

Meanwhile, I am stuck in the forever dating pool. I wish I was making this up.

There is someone out there for everyone, though.
gpt
She probably lives in Tahiti.