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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
I add a couple ice cubes when it comes out of the microwave so I can eat it right away.. does that count?
gpt
I put the dry ramen in a bowl, turn the kettle on, pour boiling water in...by the time the noodles are soft enough to eat, the water is cool enough not to melt my tonsils.  

Also don't have to clean a pot.