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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Don't buy anything

gpt
If you want to build wealth, open a Vanguard account and put everything into VTWSX. Since there's a crash currently underway, might want to invest 10 percent of your funds every month for the next 10 months so you don't take a beating from an unfortunate entry point. Conversely, if you want to gamble, then buy and sell hot options per the chatter here at r/wsb.