system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Aliens abduct a cow.

A _murder_ cow.
gpt
Aliens abduct a cow. 

That cow is infected with disease. 

The entire alien race’s immune system has never encountered anything like it, and after intergalactically traveling back to their home planet they spread a massive plague to their entire population and none of them are prepared for it. 

Earth remains undefeated baby