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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
i just went to try them and they were sold out.  their marketing team is like wsb of advertising.  work so hard on this, fuck it up, somehow makes it workout even better, profit cycle.  dont worry, in a month they'll start selling watermelon slices and the backlash will take all their gains.

gpt
I went to a Popeyes by my place. Sold out twice that day...