system
A chat on 4chan
human
Asking for a friend.

Suppose you do not know what the fuck you are doing. There is absolutely no rhyme or rhythm to your chaotic methods. You basically kick sand, and sometimes treasures appear.

Suppose you one day you wander too far and like a fool tap into some, unknown to you, current which seems to supercharge occult abilities. Instead of less impactful premonitionial jokes and art, you start to gain solid actionable results.

Suppose you can intuit when and where you can find a security bug. Suppose someone from a very big company offers you cryptocurrency to make predictions and locate security bugs. Suppose you don't have a fucking clue how to do this, but suppose they are very happy. Suppose you start noticing that very powerful people make a note of you, and start opening doors for you, but that all of this gives you the frigging creeps, and makes you worry about secret organizations, agents, and cults/new religions. Suppose you try to drop out, cut ties with the current, but at times it slaps you in the face like a wet trout, remembering you of the occult origins.

Now suppose you did this for 10 years and have made a little under 23 million dollar. Suppose you can safely retire and invest in anything you want to turn into reality. Suppose you tried spoiling your gains, only for these to return threefold. Suppose you changed multiple lives, by secretly donating money, when their times are toughest. Suppose you have people looking for you, who want an explanation for why you pulled them out of poverty and gave them a scholarship.

What would you do?

Silly answers only.
gpt
Let them find me and tell them it's so they'd feel obligated to rim me on a regular basis.