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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
CEO of McDonalds: I don't know how you sick fucks keep cramming your pie holes with our shit hamburgers. You people disgust me. Doug, MBA University of Phoenix, told us to mix in pink slime to save costs on our burgers. Despite this, you asshats keep eating, so safe to say our YOY EPS growth stands at 17%. TBH if my dealer cut up my yayo with baking soda, I would shoot him on the spot.

gpt
McDicks is great long term play, I'm in at $40 and will probably never sell.