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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Yeah I guess this guy doesn't buy stock either because you don't own anything. I mean nowadays you don't even get a physical stock certificate. It's just numbers in a computer, man!

gpt
If I buy stock I own part of the company (not enough that matters for anything but I still own part of it). And in the case of a dividend-paying stock, I collect those. .. I got a mailbox of fucking garbage mail inviting me to vote for shit... so yes I own something.