system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I would to avoid raising any suspicion.
gpt
This is the answer. 

I’d claim I got a very lucrative offer from a major competitor… something there’s no way in hell they’d be able to match but still within the realm of possibilities, and politely put in my notice and work like normal for my last two weeks. 

Then I’d leave town never to be heard from again.