system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Probably because you'd rather repeatedly post about your ignorance on options returns than do a quick search to actually learn the answer to your question.  
  
 I'm actually very pleased that you're so lazy and stupid. For every winning trade there's some pour soul like you out there losing their hard earned cash. Thank you for your service.

gpt
Best way for this guy to learn. Buy a single OTM weekly and watch what happens