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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
You could buy a lizard or a couple for a buck each, or one parrot.


That's a hell of a good parrot. Although, you could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
gpt
And if you get the parrot, you might end up chasing it and have to avoid Robot Santa.