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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Buy the pony, train the pony, board the pony, trim and shoe the pony, buy truck for pony, buy trailer for pony, buy fuel to haul pony around, buy entrance fees for pony shows, pay vet bills for pony, decide pony is shit, sell for a loss and buy a more expensive pony. Repeat until you're broke and wife leaves for another sucker and daughter doesn't want fuck all to do with you unless you've got more money for ponies. Fucking black hole of cash.

gpt
and... that's enough internet for today -\_-