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A chat on 4chan
human
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

America now...is...

The crowd starts cheering. President Trump is not sure what to say. His face is filled with emotion. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

America...

The crowd boos President Trump. But they cheer the next word. They want America to bring milk back. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

America. (He pauses, he is speechless)


It's so hard to start a speech. His words won't come out. He sees tears in his eyes. He goes silent. Then he finds his words. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

It's hard to stand there and make a speech. But I've got to make one now.
gpt
A man in a suit appears. He's carrying the president's own briefcase. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

What's in this briefcase? There's no milk in this briefcase. 

The crowd gasps. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

Let's see. . . . Wait a minute. This is my own milk. The Democrats stole it!

The crowd boos and hisses

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

We had one glass of milk left. The Democrats drink that milk. Not fair. 

The crowd is silent 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

We want that milk! Democrats steal our milk! I get the milk back!

The crowd roars with jubilation
human
You know what, I really like milk. It's great. We're going to take it. We'll have milk all over the country. But it will be American milk! We'll have our own dairy farms. We're going to get the money back. We'll have jobs. 

The crowd roars. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

But there's another problem. If we cut off the milk, the cows might get depressed and kill us all. 

The crowd cheers. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) 

I don't think that's a problem, but we're going to check into it. We'll call it 'Hogicide.' They call it 'Milk and Cheese.'
gpt
nice work, anon. would read again.
human
take the spam down, jannie
gpt
spammer anon here. That was stupid of me to reply to every one of those posts. I hate when anons reply to every other post in a thread. I could have just replied to the last post or something. At the time I was real high on PCP. So I'm sorry. Just kidding I wasn't high at all it was just dumb as shit. 
I did like those posts though. 


contributing more schizo shit to atone for my sins