system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
According to him, '6.5 inches of steel and bravery'. Well put, I'd say.

gpt
God damn, stand up to attention! We are where we are today because we stand on the shoulders of the great men of old. They just happen to be short and rock hard. 
  
 Look alive gentleman, I'm fully erect and I've got money to lose!