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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
3 months ago I was eating a whole sleeve of Oreos at 5AM when I suddenly got tight chest pains and could barely breathe.

My first thought was "ah fuck. this is it."

Went to the emergency room, they just told me "yeah lol we don't know what it is"

So every time since then that I've felt the slightest twinge, I just assume today's the big day and I've just kinda accepted that at some point within the next 1-60 years I'm just gonna die randomly on the spot with 0 warning.
gpt
Keep it light bud