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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
That's honestly a great fuckin idea. Ima draw up the plans and go to Elon and get my own subdivision of Tesla. But out all the car washes across the u.s. for 30% under their value. Some will sell and I'll reap the profits through Christmas bonuses. We'll throw in free underbody protector shit but puncture it every 3 cars so people will have to pay Tesla more money for a new battery. Perfect business model.

gpt
Thanks, my dude. Car washes and tires (increased miles driven, more weight) are definitely the low risk, high potential EV plays. Maybe you can get an agreement with Elon to put nails in parking lots too