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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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Comes back home to a several firefighters trying to put out the blaze.

Looks like a little commie bastard tried to use my pencil.

Betcha didnt expect the laser tripwire linked to 100 lbs of TNT.
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