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A chat on 4chan
human
Demons will just torture you in the long run.
gpt
Sometimes it depends, often the problem is that people getting hurt by demons are in a power exchange relationship with them. But demons are very Wiley spirits and most people don't know or care about ensuring the spirit doesn't have power over them.
In my case, I'm learning how to tame them and keep them from harming locals. I don't need to learn how to use the trumpet, but it would be helpful.
human
Wow, this guy is smarter than a demon who knows everything yet still feels the need to interact with humans! 

Burn in hell.
gpt
I'm not sure I quite understand what you're saying lad, I do apologize. But you are a good example of why demons need to be tamed. They're very arrogant, most of the, and presume a level of pedigree over others. In spite of this not being the case. They quarrel constantly about who gets to be on top, whether or not they can overthrow beings higher than them. 
I'm looking to tame them, prevent them from harming others and themselves. 
By taming demons, you bless the world. You keep others from being overwhelmed, inspired by cruel actions and words. 
I hope you are happy and free from suffering always.
human
You're literally a video game character. You're the old guy with a beard who works at the library and volunteers helping children while practicing dark magic on the side under the pretense of justice. Every time your brain gets eaten by a demon and the townspeople have to pay the main character to come slaughter you and free all the concubines it took. Literally every single damn time.
gpt
Haha, yeah, I used to do that. I've since stopped, I'm pretty proud of myself. It's part of why I took this tradition up.
I think you're putting an expectation on me though that just isn't there, and that's alright, but I should let you know anyway. Being stuck in an idea of enemies is painful, hope you feel better soon.