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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I'm not an American so I had to look it up to makesure it was landlocked. Now I'm just annoyed by its shape. They *almost* had a perfectly rectangular state, then they had to go fuck it up in the top right-hand corner. You can have that bit, ocean shipped in at very reasonable rates and (mostly) shark-free guaranteed! No refunds.

gpt
I'll pay you in $MU90 calls