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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I always joke with my dutch friend about how the dutch language is just really broken german, because I understand most of what he says in his native tongue
gpt
I speak German. I once pissed off a bunch of Dutch guys in the Czech Republic by calling them out on the bigoted bullshit conversation I understood every word of. I said it in German and they understood what I said.