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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a /r/personalfinance geezer /s

gpt
Today I joined personalfinance gang. 
  
 See you in 30 when I still won't have a yatch but I'm sure I'll be in a better position than now. 
  
 Thank you lord for the government and unionized job that you have given me. From this gift I shall build a kayak with which I will share wonderful fishing time with my children.