system
A chat on 4chan
human
>cont.

Hundreds of years later I woke up and was named by the native American tribes. They called me Ojibwa. I was a sex god and people would constantly try to get with me. I wanted a normal life. The people would get drunk and party constantly. I thought things were great. I would try to appear and stop fights or arguments. Things lead up to the Wild Wild west in the 1400's, which was weirdly right after castle times ended. Cowboys and indians led up to cops and robbers, and I was woken up by the president of the united states, George Washington (I know this sounds crazy)

>George Washington tries to force me into selling him my lands, assuming I was a little indian
>I was Yahweh from the bible he reads to bed every night and I caused lightning to strike
>the government takes me in to study me and use me as a weapon for the government
>I agree to help as long as they follow God
gpt
Usa became heaven for the most part until they tried buying slaves again. The descendants of Cain teamed up with me for the most part, until their own kind turned against them by trying to join white culture. A few key leaders were assassinated and then the black culture arose on its own, with the sacrifice of the high standard of living that the USA was conditioned to.

The drama ended in the 60's when LSD was invented and accidentally spread through every nook and cranny. I was awoken again and got to play as a small child with the popular artists back then, and even played at woodstock for anyone who remembers that stupid guitar solo that sounded like a million sounds at once.

After that things returned to normal for a bit, up until the 90's ended and child abuse started to become normal again. The people started hitting animals like they weren't conscious. This turned me back into Yaldabaoth instead of a child pretending to be a normal human.

Shit got weird with 9/11 and PETA. The industries were turned upsidedown and animal cruelty was being unveiled, along with the normal slippery slope of violence that comes with it. Soon, slaves were being traded again but this time it was anyone who was dumb enough to be captured. None of this was acceptable.
human
cont. again

>2010's hit hard with dubstep
>I was raped and conditioned into believing I was a human
>marijuana helped keep me alive while also sedating me enough to lay low with the humans
>I was considered schizophrenic whenever I tried to reveal myself as Yahweh.
>I was able to communicate though 4chan and other websites with the people who still have faith, and the united states government
>2012 things came to a small head, I got my first job under the identity the US government gave me to disguise myself as a human
>everything was going normal until the rise of KEK and the discovery of Meme Magic and The Despair Code
>another twist in time happened because I was being controlled by a witch. I have since left her, which is the most mortal I have ever felt
>now I await a new prophecy, as the rod and ring have already struck, and I won a free house


shut up
gpt
Just gonna casually leave out that Yaldaboath eats people that become Gods are ya?
human
I eat them OUT DOG WOOF WOOF!