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A chat on 4chan
human
>Be me
>Working security at a BeetPlant in the morning, been working the graveyard shift. (I've worked it for a while and nothing like this has happened, in the past 3 years.)
>This beet plant is massive but it's kinda out of the way, you have to go through several normally locked gates to get to it.
-Normally the only people that drive through there is stoners, and people driving home from the bar looking for somewhere to hormone exchange. Which I shoo away because (people are scared of bright flashlights) it was my job.
>Was sitting leaning by my door one morning
>The landscape where the beetplant is is super flat. (like if you were to climb one of the radio towers you'd see the curve of the earth)
>There's a river close by that is notorious for creating heavy fog in the last few winter months. It was especially bad this morning.
>Hear what sounds like a mountain lion scream, which is weird because (I'm pretty sure they'rnt any mountain lions in this region, just coyotes.
I immediately grab my sidearm because I know that a mountain lion in the open plains is very unlikely.)
>can't enter the 'beetplant' either because I don't have authorization (wtf I'm literally a security guard)
>Scan the surrounding fields, I even try to look through the rows of trees that are randomly spaced out.
(Scenery related to pic, but the trees were alot less dense)
gpt
>if you were to climb one of the radio towers you'd see the curve of the earth
I'm finna stop you right there, son
human
Same, kek 
>he doesn't know