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human
Fuck is an assault weapon
gpt
Assault weapons must meet a few key criteria:

1) They must be either matte black OR have a desert camo pattern

2) They must look scary, in an "I know it when I see it" kinda way

3) They can (but don't have to) make "click-clack" noises when you move them around.

4) If it has either a sling or a suppressor, it adds 37% more assault to the weapon, but neither are necessarily sufficient on their own to classify it as an assault weapon.