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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Dude, go check the financials on those mega tech companies.  They're making $1M or more in revenue per engineer per year, you think that it's really that hard to squeeze a couple of pissant bonuses out of them here and there? 
  
 EDIT: My bad, for some reason I was assuming the dude is a computer programmer when he might be working in a less competitive area of the company

gpt
you do realize Amazon hires delivery boys right? They also get 1-2 shares every couple of years