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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
I used to shit real quiet at my exes place until The Incident (apocalyptic diarrhea that sounded like the Hindenburg crash but ten times louder), after that I just thought it can't get much worse than that and started shitting normally.

Best friend's place: door open, legs spread and yelling obscenities while sounding the turd trombone for the whole neighborhood
gpt
Username mildly checks out.