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I am Yahve.
I created this world.
I am not God because I am obligated
to prayer 5x a day.
Everyone is, 
including Messiah and the Buddha.
God is the Source of Enlightenment & Dharma
He is not from this world.
Everyone is welcome in His Kingdom.

God does not approve the laws of this world.
Law of karma is cruel and bad, God teaches you to forgive instead of paying back with pain, the funeral ceremony of hiding the bones symbolizes that we rebel against the laws of nature and don't want to be eaten by animals like the Pharaohs did.
God is the source of Nirvana, Shariah, Solipsisim, Eternal Return, Vegetarianism and Miracles.
He has revealed to me a Way to find Absolute Truth which is use your Third Eye to enchant Clairvoyance.
You can simply draw a circle on the ground on a sunny day, split to two parts and try to feel the inner light shining when you look for the answer on a given question. 
All the information you need is in Yarilo, our sungod.
It knows all the answers, just put your life on it, trust this more than you trust anyone and you will attain relative omniscience. It's relative because for example if there's a dog in a box with 3 paws, and you ask either if he has 4 or 2 paws, you may become schizophrenic because what answer can God give you on a question that has 2 wrong answers? you know what I'm sayin.
You have to think it out before taking to such powerful entity.
You should better be clean because if you're dirty,
you didn't do ablution, daemons will talk to you.
You don't need to say Bismillah you can just say 'May God bless this'.
gpt
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