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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Hahahah this is fuckin great and probably also true

gpt
Yes beware of the insurance salesmen lurking on r/wsb.  They see our glorious loss porn and know we are easy prey for them.  They sign us up by showing us the ultimate stairway to heaven where all of our loved ones would be taken care of for life when we pull our own plug.  
  
 Alas, They ultimately win...  
  
 ahhh I guess we are used to that anyway.