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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Hi there, expert here, it's not $100k. 
 It's more like $500k to start, and then you need about $50M of steady investment to break even on the annual fees. They might claim $100k to start, but get them on the phone (I'm sure they'll love wsb calling) and you'll see, more like $500k. As per always, I volunteer to run the fund just need folks to pool the $50M to get us started ;)

gpt
Nice try, Trump. We're on to you. You'll start the fund then buy puts on everything and start rage tweeting on the toilet.