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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Man, he shit-talked them and caused a tiny dip again the other day too, after which it immediately rebounded. 
  
 He's probably hanging out at his club with some friends, and one of them says 'Fuck, dude, AMZN is going to the moon and I'm not on the ship!' 
  
 Trump's like, 'Leave it to me, bro' and whips out his phone 
  
 'All right, hop on board!'

gpt
I'v learned from this year alone whenever the media or anybody says 'Amazon is in trouble' it is actually the farthest from trouble. And they must have so many enemies that they jump at the chance of a 1% dip, yelling from the rooftops that Amazon is declining, whilst conveniently forgetting the 2% growth it had the day before and the day after