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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I told my sober girlfriend once that we couldn’t have sex because I was too drunk and that was rapey. I was absolutely hammered and she was being all that way someone is when they want to give you the green light.

 I think I was trying to do the right thing and not take advantage of her, not the other way around. Drinking brain didn’t really think that one out. Didn’t get laid that night but we made way too many sausages and watched the dog eat them until it threw up and then I also threw up and passed out.
gpt
I mean... You were... Correct... Technically?