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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
First time I slept with my now ex wife at her parent house we got enthusiastic broke the bed frame and when we hit the floor... I farted looooudly  and lost it I laughed she started laughing  we were useless for about ten minutes ...  One of the only happy memories in that whole fiasco
gpt
Her parents never came in to check what the loud bang was and all laughing that ensued? They didn't see their naked daughter underneath a naked you?