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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
We had a coworker(that was already an asshole) that would aggressively rant that people were stealing his creamer… which was crazy because it was stocked by the company. He went as far as to make some sabotaged bottles with things like tomato sauce or vinegar or soap in them. He thought he’d cleverly marked the safe one with a little sharpie mark on one side, but it was noticed. So obviously someone erased the mark and placed it on the other tampered creamer. 

He got fired for throwing a chair.
gpt
There's always at least one entitled shit-head with anger issues.