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human
Give it to him in the most normal way possible — screeching and scuttling sideways like a crab.

For real though I think the idea is very sweet. Students used to give teachers apples, and a whale shark figurine is way cooler than an apple.
gpt
i was planning on throwing it at full speed in the middle of his lecture but i guess i could try something more subtle like a crabwalk..