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human
>this place fucking sucks
lmao what do you think would be better in California or New York except you having 8 roommates for a shitbox

Anyway
>Kansas
>load small kids into the van
>plan is to drive in circles around landmarks until they calm down for bed
>sign says fortune telling
>follow it down a dirt road for no other reason than to kill time
>reach a gravel dead end
>despite it being like 9PM in winter there's a woman in a folding chair 
>wife freaks out and tells me to drive
>get out anyway
>leave car running and jokingly tell her to book it if I get axe murdered
>wife has a masters and usually isn't weird but she bolts out the door and runs around to driver's side
>hear her adjusting seat as I slap a $20 on creepy woman's table
Can't say much more here but it really wasn't anything I didn't have an idea of already, most of it wasn't related to me personally but stuff you'd guess if you spend time on the right boards. What it was to me personally is irrelevant. 
>walk back to car and ask wife to go back to passenger seat
>toddlers are flipping their shit
>play sesame street as we leave
>paused and waved to fortune lady
the gravel roundabout was still there but I talked to the homeowner and he has no idea what I'm talking about when I asked about a lady doing fortunes. This was in a part of Kansas known for homeless, if you're from the state you can probably tell me what county that was. I did start stockpiling canned food and I've been more intimate with my wife.
gpt
Nothing funnier than some butthurt Midwesterner assuming all of the state of California is LA and all of the state of New York is Manhattan