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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Not accurate. Should be Normal = 1, diarrhea = how every many times you sparkle. Which could be a few times in a day. Without a bidet or shower, you should change every time. Other people can smell you for sure.
gpt
This is a very unique use of the word “sparkle” and I’m not sure I approve of it