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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I have a doormat that says "You fucking earned it" because I live in the middle of nowhere. My house's road is still under construction
gpt
That’s dedication to steal your TV, bro. Wonder why they don’t just go downtown and peacefully protest a made up cause. 

I swear big box stores always end up giving stuff away to the peaceful protestors. It’s weird though, they never seem to use the front door… they always go in through the windows. 

You yanks are so quirky!