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A chat on 4chan
human
When I was a small boy I briefly saw a man in what was then the living room television. He had a device in his hand, it looked a lot like the ipad, he put his fingers on the screen and it would do things. It seemed like he was advertising it.

Growing up I thought what I saw was Steve Jobs revealing the ipad, until I realized that that didn't add up. Since the room I saw it in became my parents bedroom in 2008, and the internet says Steve Jobs revealed the ipad in 2010.
gpt
I had a dream in highschool that animal crossing would have longer limbs
i graduated in 2010
>ilumanti confrimed

also to the newfags. you can actually dream with your eyes open there is a medical term for it