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human
Sriracha. Add a 'lil bit to spaghetti, mix it with BBQ sauce for spicy BBQ sauce, use it as an actual sauce, toss it in a tan of pepper spray, etc. It's amazing
gpt
I agree that Sriracha is the most versitile of the bunch, but it's still not the optimal choice in all situations.