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human
You only need to contact Archangels for one purpose - the binding of demons. The Bible states there are innumerable demons. So obviously since we can generally count how many humans exist on Earth, that implies we each have a ton of them to contend with on a regular basis. When I realized this and really came to terms with the perception of their existence, they began to toy with me. Been probably 25 years of it non stop, sometimes with breaks in between but they always come back in some fashion when you least expect it. I beat down a ton of them a long time ago so now the attempts are weak, but basically you have to 'bind them into the abyss into a box filled with the Blood of Christ' and never feel any fear because that means your faith is exposed. Sometimes they can double or triple down though and it does get creepy/overwhelming, at which point silently ask for Archangel Michael and Gabriel to come help bind the demons for you. If you truly believe they will come, they will. You should feel tingling all over your body increase like crazy and then your confidence will build and you execute the commands to bind the demon and they will instantly be gone. Anyway, can't see any other reason other than deliverance. Why waste their time?
gpt
The Club manager is Christ, his bouncers are the Angels, one has authority, the other is the help. Rely on Christ first and foremost, and if the opposition is feisty, call for some muscle. Make no mistake however, only on the authority and name of Christ do these fallen fucks buckle.
human
The Blood of Christ is what compels them, of course. But combined faith (yours and the archangels backing you up) does work. I'm as Christian as they get, don't get me wrong. I don't believe in any idols. But I do believe in His team.
gpt
I was told how to do them, its in scripture. We are instructed to test spirits by these means as to ward off and reduce the chances of demonic manipulation. 


Basado.
human

You post something quasi-serious religiously and then:

>Basado.
Way to completely mark yourself as incompetent, kiddo.