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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
That’s actually not illegal. It’s illegal for the companies manufacturing and/or selling to remove them. Once you buy it, do what you want. Go ahead, read the tag.
gpt
If he goes into a mattress shop and rips the tags off of everyone else's mattresses, boom! Crime accomplished. 

At that point you may as well double park your car, the one with the expired registration and the burnt-out taillight, and just jaywalk into the shop. You're on a crime spree!