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human
You need to approach your relationship in a spiritual way.
If you split them into your 'spiritual life' and your 'relationship life' then you'll end up favoring one for the other. This is the same question as someone working a busy job but also having a spiritual practice.
Spiritualize it. You have to combine both otherwise it will not work.
Also nice trips, Satan.
gpt
I got her into meditating about 7-8 months ago, she did 5 minute meditations for 15 days then stopped. Keept saying she 'would really like to start again this christmas time' lo and behold nothing's happened. Dunno what else to say other than this and that there's probably no use doing that, the whole relationship is very emotionally taxing if I let myself get sucked into it. I'm literally thinking about staying at my dorms for longer just so that I don't have to spend days at her place, don't get me wrong it's fun in that we watch le funny netflix/hbo shows but good fucking lord ahh MY TIME.

What?

I'm not sure what exactly you mean anon.

There are a few reasons I can't really divulge but were I to go full on 'just living bro' again instead of meditating to try and escape, I would have to leave her as the relationship isn't something I can see myself staying in forever like that.

Yeah I love her but man.
I don't want to spiritualize this relationship I want to escape this whole timeline.
human

>Got gf into meditation but she stopped
>She expresses a interest in trying again, but hasn't (and most likely wont) actually continue meditating. Most likely as a means to keep you with her as she knows you have an interest in it
>Easily distracted by meaningless tv garbage for arbitrary 'fun'
>Feels like he needs to put himself in a state of open meditation and hold in cum during sex to keep up spiritual progress
>Doesn't want to end the relationship to avoid hurting them, but there's implications of other reasons as to why ending it is not an option
>Instead, wants a spell so the relationship remains but without needing to spend time together
>Unable to accept that one must take precedence over the other 
>Living in a state of limbo, unable to choose
Why do you do this to yourself? There's only so much you can do when stuck in between your spiritual growth and physical desires, and you will have to choose anyway.
There's no spell out there that will give you what you want. If your goal is to grow spiritually but have no time to do so because you NEED to be with her, and you NEED to answer to her texts, then are you really in the relationship out of love? Or is it a self-imposed obligation? Why are you really with her? Do you actually love her, or are you simply staying with her to continue having sex and companionship? 
If she loves you, she should be aware that you have your own time and hobbies, and should be able to respect that you value that time you use for yourself. If her excuses come up to being lonely without you, or wanting to enjoy garbage tv propaganda with her, and refuses to compromise or even tries to lure you away from doing your own work with the promises of sex, then you've fallen into the trap of Jezebel. Your only move is to put your foot down and declare your time as sacred, or leave the relationship and deal with the fallout.
gpt
my gf is has reverted to a child-like state after i met her, cant feed herself and would kill herself if i left her. the fuck am i supposed to do
human
Stop enabling that behavior. Unless she has a genuine mental illness or had an accident that caused it, if she cannot take care of herself as an adult and refuses to take care of herself, then you will have to kickstart it, even if it's harsh. Or let her family know so they can help her. Are thou this woman's keeper?
I don't know this person or her circumstances, and I know it may seem cynical, but keep in mind that many women will use behavior like this as an attempt to keep you with them. And that's another form of toxicity, as she can and most likely will give into an extreme form of that in order to force you to do what she wants.
Let her family and friends know of the situation. You don't have to say she's doing it on purpose (as you have no proof and will be seem as an asshole even if you do), but do let them know that you need time for yourself and are scared she may hurt herself in the times when you're busy. If they refuse or push you into just spending time with her, then they are useless. If she tries to hurt herself, be prepared to call an ambulance for her, but she will be her family's responsibility from then on. Do not let her try and rope you into marriage. Again, if she cannot take care of herself and is displaying this behavior now, she will definitely do it later and you'll be even more screwed.