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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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Step One: Take out a risky loan from a less than reputable lender. 
  
 Step Two: Buy a shitload of blow. 
  
 Step Three: Fuck yeeeeeeeeeeah 
  
 Step Four: Jesus Christ they're going to cut off my legs-- buy AMD. 
  
 Step Five: Once the inevitable happens, buy a gun. 
  
 Step Six: They can't take your legs if you take them out first.

gpt
*Points finger at head*