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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Sounds awful.  Good deed man.  WSB should probably sponsor something and let people with gains throw in tendies every week.   
  
 Obviously, I would never contribute because of the 'gains' part.

gpt
I would guild you if only I could afford it. Gold is like $3.99 so here please accept my shit kind stranger. 
  
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 P.S. I really would if I could!