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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Hes talking about buying shares not options so he doesnt have to worry about exp. dates, theta decay and what not.

gpt
Amen my friend, and thus that's why options are gay and only good for quick term movement.  Shares are the way to go when you have time on your side. While waiting with VXXB and UVXY shares, I can wait forever till the next big red day and close. 
  
 Straddles, or selling puts after 5% drops is the only way I'd really play options, so those two ways are the only way I'll ever mess with options.