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Fair, as a hypothetical answer, I'd recommend longing IBM. There's no way she'd change that culture or make their products worth more than the turds they're made of, but it would get memed and pumped thru at least a couple horrible ERs that get waved away as 'transition periods'. After her third or fourth shitty ER, everyone will give up on The Great Su and her dream to polish turds into gold. So, you just need to bail before that one.

gpt
Hahahah appreciate the comical hypothetical situation. Have a good day man