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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
100%. Trials will be interesting obviously defense will claim dumb prosecution will say their evil maniacs when the truth is somewhere in between. 

You know these white collar crimes do not get punished. Rob a 7/11 for $500 you will do more time then them.
gpt
The truth is probably closer to, I can’t believe people are investing, this is amazing!  What do we do now?  I don’t know, I heard about this hedge fund thing?  Cool!!  Let’s have sex.