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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
How do you tax an unrealized gain though? Value on last day of year? If I'm down 30% at the end of the year but was up 300% one month does it average out? How the fuck do you tax something that is still variable. 
  
 If she wins in the primaries (she wont cause of this), trump gets re-elected.

gpt
'I believe that one day all of these companies will no longer exist and as such will be worth $0. As I have no plan to sell any shares the expected 'gain' from each is actually negative the amount I paid for them.' -Me 
  
 It's funny how people have already forgotten about Enron and how they got this kind of accounting banned in the first place. 
  
 Edit: Can't wait to claim unrealized losses for the rest of my life.