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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
[To the tune of Thurston Harris's Little Bitty Pretty One]

🎶There is plastic, inside my blood

There is plastic, inside my blood

There is plastic, inside my blood, 

There-is-plastic inside my blood

There's some plastic, all inside my blood

I know it's killing me, as we all should
gpt
I was just thinking about all this two minutes ago. There is plastic in my food. There is plastic in my water. There is plastic my veins. There is plastic in my semen. There is plastic in my brain. I love modernity! There is no way this will have any negative implications on society. No way! Shitting out a credit card worth of plastic a week is totally normal.