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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Shagging a tall girl once and was smashing her pastie from behind. Struggling a little on my tip toes so told her to bend he knees a little so I could go harder.  Anyway while going full pelt pulled out to far and stuck it straight up her bum.  She literally pushed me off her and rolled over the bed before falling off bed and cracking her head on the radiator.  After composing myself I scurried over the bed to find her quivering and moaning.   After asking proudly if she’d orgasmed I was quickly shot down by “ no I haven’t you stuck that think straight up my arse you little bastard”
gpt
This was genuinely hilarious.  Even called you little.