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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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JK Rowling has this silly idea that men have a penis and women have a vagina.  Emily thinks this makes her a Nazi.
gpt
Hitler famously said "those two people with penises are not in a lesbian relationship!" and America was like "ok pal ENOUGH" and bombed Japan to win the war, defeating the Nazis. 

But one child miraculously survived the bombing with just a double lightning bolt scar on her forehead... And on her 11th birthday, a 6'8" skinhead came to tell her the truth about who she really was. "Yer a nazi, Joanne!"

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