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A chat on 4chan
human
Jizz all over your stuff.
gpt
>Any tips?
Leave an offering of food and drink. Cake, bread, and honeyed milk or whiskey are good. Recommended to not use salt though.

Also, take it in good humor, they're probably doing it specifically to get a rise out of you.

>Didn't know if there was a way to get them out.
Oh, I missed this. Try bells, noise, maybe some fumigation. Iron on the windows and doorways. Use salt in this scenario.


Do you just get off on responding to every thread with 'Jizz on it'?
human
>Do you just get off on responding to every thread with 'Jizz on it'?

Would this not actually work though?
gpt
This.. The science is sound.