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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I know a pharmacist who stole drugs from the pharmacy. When he was confronted he swallow the pills whole to remove the evidence. These were controlled substances. He is still working in pharmacy although his choices are limited. Good thing is if you do get hire in finance again at least they know you won't screw up again.

gpt
how much viagra did he end up swallowing