system
A chat on 4chan
human
Do you have a timetable?
gpt
January 23rd, 2022, at 11:00AM GST
human
What type of disaster will it be?
gpt
The polar shift will begin. First, all electronics will malfunction. It will be like a solar storm everywhere on earth at the same time. Then geese will fly into car windshields and office buildings. Then the continents will buckle and break, being distorted as the hellish chaos of the mantle sends torrential currents of magma in the opposite direction they are now traveling.
human
my computer is still working faggot