system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Boomer: You have to give us 2 weeks notice when leaving

Gen Z: Fuck you, Chao
gpt
LOL, sentiment appreciated.  

But here's an observation: I've noticed a lot of my peers bounce back and forth between the same set of companies, each time accompanied by an upward title change and total comp boost.  Usually 2-3 years between stints.  Consider not burning bridges if you actually didn't mind the work place, but want to move on to a better opportunity.  And don't be shy of going back, if they're willing to up the ante.