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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Someone needs to tell this seller that’s not how Touch ID works.
gpt
It’s the new iOS, you have to whip out your dick and press it to the phone it’s called Icock by apple. So now when your unlocking your phone because you met the perfect woman you whip it out in slap it in the phone, All while she watches and gasps omg that’s huge, she then proceeds to place your dick on the iPhone and winks and says call me big boy 😘. Lol in all seriousness that’s pretty fkd up what they did