system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
In high school I had a girl write, "I want you in my pants" in my year book and thought "What a weird thing for a friend to write." 

I still say, "You idiot!" at the memory 20 years later.
gpt
This sounds like the beginning of a Nicholas Cage movie where the main character travels back in time to see how his life pans out had he entered the pants of the lady in question.