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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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When I was young I had just heard the term “beating your meat.” I decided that I wanted to try it for myself, so I got myself all prepared. Some lube, a tissue, a trash can right there for clean disposal. I then proceeded to absolutely cover my hand and dick in hand soap (which I was using as lube), grabbed a tissue, and punched myself right in the dick. I was so confused about how anyone thought that was hot. 


I feel like I introduced myself to cock and ball torture inadvertently way too early on.
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