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A chat on 4chan
human
>Well then how do you know when yogurts' gone bad?
When you see mold on it, dummy
gpt
Well then why do you drive on the parkway but park on the driveway?
human
A parkway is a section of road meant for scenic rides
gpt
These are all fun jokes, but let's talk bout the Lord and how He saved me
human
Tell us more Mike
gpt
Well basically I was a real bad dude in the late 70s but it's all good because I found Christ

There are probably Satanists in your town and I know that because I was a Satanist but fortunately I am not one anymore.

Please buy my stand-up comedy albums and please do not do any deep digging into my personal life to verify my claims.