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A chat on 4chan
human
AQ: How longer do I have to wait?
gpt
Do pushups, situps, and all sorts of exercises, praise a dark goddess while you're at it. Each pushup and praise will make the thing you want to come arrive one minute faster. This doesn't sound fast, but the minutes REALLY add up.
human
Thank you. So I should get ripped and praise Maha Kali, got it
gpt
DAMMIT DIO, BAMBOOZLED
though desu I just didn't pay attention to trips lol

YES ANON, YOU GET IT. GO AND GET RIPPED, AND GOOD LUCK.
human
I'm just a good enough reader nobody notices if I pretend to be her :D

Exercise does more than even high level magic lol
gpt
Query
What's in store for me in 2022? Will it an eventful watershed year for me across the board?