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>JUST hunt a bigfoot!
>7-10' 300-600lbs cunning bipedal great ape with extreme cryptic behavior adaptations to human competetive pressure
>nocturnal, excellent sense of smell, weaponized infrasound and long-range communications inaudible to human ear
>increased rate of time perception like all primates have compared to humans

At the very least you would need an expedition of experienced hunters & trackers, on horseback, with $20000 FLIR drones and $2000 FLIR scopes, working for extended periods of time in extremely remote regions, autonomously, trying to catch a nocturnal beast during the day because it is sheer madness to try hunting anything in night forest even as a group.

And then you have killed a wild animal without permit from DNR: bigfoot doesn't officially exist so there are no hunting quotas on it. Not to mention that you have fired at a humanoid bipedal silouette. Congradulations! You have a 600lbs corpse out in the middle of nowhere and you have acquired it illegally! Now you just need to get an agreement from a anthropologist or primatologist with acting credentials from research institution to have a look at your specimen. Then the institution that scientists works on need to agree to publish his work without disowning him. Then this work needs to be peer-reviewed by other credentialed scientists. Then congradulations, new species were discovered and registered! All the while the corpse was acquired illegally and no institution or state authority wants that creature found or registered.

Your blatant refusal to understand the 'perfect storm' of this situation is honestly hilarious.
gpt
It's much nicer to go out and leave apples for them instead of trying to kill them