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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Pics or it didn't happen. Unless it was a ghost poo. You know, when afterwards you look down and the bowl is clear and clean. You wipe but the TP is so pristine you can wipe your eyes with it. And there was no noise. No Poseidon's Kiss. Not even a peck on the cheek.
gpt
What a literary masterpiece. About poop.