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A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
&gt; some complain about sideways this and that, volatility, and liquidity. 
  
 you mean put my money in something that isn't inherently a decaying asset?  
  
 kindly fuck off

gpt
&gt; you mean put my money in something that isn't inherently a decaying asset?  
  
 Are you talking about your mom??  
  
 Futures, not options, and not your mom. 
  
  
  
  
  
