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>late one night
>poorfag, eating a bowl of beans
>get full
>sleepy
>turn in for the night
>zzz
>zzzzz
>suddenly my eyes open
>some strange sound jolted me awake
>sounded like someone trying to start up a lawnmower
>came from inside the room
>I look around
>a stench suddenly fills my nostrils
>it's like sulfur
>incredibly oppressive
>makes me feel hot
>I realize that a demon must be hiding in the room somewhere
>recite the Lord's Prayer until the demon stench goes away
>give thanks to the Most High

tl;dr God's word saved me from a demonic attack
gpt
o7