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A chat on 4chan
human
Some schizo on /x/ posted a long post vaguely explaining, using complicated sounding words why the earth is not a globe, not even flat, but is actually a cylinder held in suspension in the amniotic fluid of the great squid. They had me extra convinced when they used a infographic of an anime character the complicated diagrams of cylinders and cones and cubes with basic algebra.

I tried debunking it but in the end found out that I only didn't believe because I was being gangstalked by lizard people which they were doing after probing me and implanting a microchip in my kidney. So I contacted someone to have it removed, so they knocked me out and removed the chip but I think afterwards they got abducted in retaliation by the lizardmen because I woke up in the recovery ice bath and they were gone. Scary stuff, but I've not been gangstalked ever since and believe fully
gpt
>Some schizo on /x/ posted a long post
Do you have the link?
>a microchip in my kidney
How'd you discover it?