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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Have you ever wiped your nose 50 times an hour with scratchy ass paper towels while you have a cold/the flu? Hell, I even spend $50 a bag for some bougie ass toilet paper (also because it comes with like 50 or 60 rolls), and it literally feels like somebody took baby butt skin and grafted it onto some nice, pillowy titties, and even that still leaves the skin around my nostrils raw. Whatever tissue companies put on their papers, it works.
gpt
Lol you're supposed to use the toilet paper for your nose and the paper towel for your mouth, not the other way around.

And yes I have used paper towels on my nose, rip.