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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
That's the way to play it, although I don't fuck with VXX very often. 
  
 I do however like to BTFD on this tariff news. Usually go with SPY about 2 deviations out, at least 1 month til exp date.

gpt
Both of you actually know what you're doing, rare around here. Everyone here acts like markets only went up and FD's were free money since the existence of time. It is clear none most of them haven't been actively trading for longer than a few months.  
  
 Volatility is how money is made, though I'm not great with VXX/VIX so I usually go heavier cash instead of long volatility and just BTFD.