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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
every time it goes over 350 i say to myself 'you should buy some puts' and then when it inevitably crashes under 300 'you should buy some calls' and yet i never do it because fucking TSLA trades like fucking flappy bird

gpt
I said the same thing back when Elon was kicked off the board but Im too poor to afford that kinda premium