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A chat on 4chan
human
Hello. Pardon the mess. Come in come in, please have a seat and enjoy some coffee with me. How are you doing? What, me? Well I'm doing great thank you for asking. Allow me to introduce myself as ##### and if you don't mind me saying you would look more beautiful if you allowed me to recommend you my best friend Kat to take care of your hair and eyebrows. No no do not be upset, no need to growl. She specializes in demon like special effects besides princess cuts. Oh, why do I recommend that? Well I know we just met but I always feel that I can see the inner best out of people or demons or whomever. You just happened to show up at my door during a time where I have no fear of any visitors or show any displeasure towards any entities. But if you do not mind me also suggesting....there has been a fowl smell as soon as you appeared and in the art of making acquaintances one should at least bathe before attempting to socialize. No, don't look so offended. You cannot have known with a nose dead so long ago. I have wonderful smelling flowery shampoo and I invite you to take a shower with your privacy of course in mind, to indulge in life's many little pleasures to rejuvenate from the livelihood of being demonic. No no I insist, a demon or no demon one must always need a moment to one self to indulge in a means to escape. Please, be my guest.
gpt
This anon is a master of negging demon bitches and blasting them with his special holy water