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>Be sasquatch hoaxer
>Somehow know about archaic anatomical features of the feet of great apes decades before they were known to science
>Somehow know how to plant DNA from a non-human great ape decades before the theory of genetics even exist
>Somehow generate thousands of consistent fake footprints across hundreds of years and locations
>Somehow fake tens of thousands of years of oral tradition that regarded sasquatches as beings as real as bears or coyotes across dozens of cultures
gpt
I'm pretty sure those were just portuguese tourists who got lost.