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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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My 90 contracts from last week briefly went up to a $5k profit before lunch and when I came back they were in the shitter. 
  
 &amp;#x200B; 
  
 My reaction was....  Buy more $MSFT calls!  They are such a good deal I couldn't resist.  Now I have 150 contracts for July 2019 $105C. 
  
 &amp;#x200B; 
  
 Let's hope for a happy new year to me.

gpt
Huge ball right there. MSFT is holding pretty damn strong in the current market. Honestly July 2019 $105 call is a great bet. It just the   
  market is quite gay and will break at any moment. That being said ,Good luck to all the faggots out there.