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A chat on 4chan
human
There's no rush, you have the whole rest of your life to suffer.
gpt
You have the whole rest of your life not to be a jerk.
human

Is someone in a rush after all? You honestly believe this isn't about things that people might fight and even die over? That's how much you will trivialize others' lives by reducing the outstanding greivances to 'jerkdom?
gpt
People just keep stuffing the complaints box with riddles and ad libs, what do you want me to do!
human
You can try to explain what happened. But I know I will.