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Bong here. Weirdest thing like that I had was at on a Rangers FC website message board. Sometime around 2003, I got PMed. 'Hey babe how's the most sexy man in Ibrox?' (Glasgow Rangers FC home ground) I PMed her back, how do you know me, she said, 'You sit in front of me'... Odd, I didn't have a season ticket. Anyway, long story short, she said 'I'm going to call you babe, don't answer, I'll leave a voice mail'... so my phone rang, don't know how she had my number. She left my a voicemail of her masturbating. Then a video and photos of her. Weird as fuck... gets worse. 'Hey babe, are you going to the match on Saturday? I'll be in the pub'... went to said pub I've been in ONCE. With my pal, he says, 'Hey Anon, there's this girl keep staring at you. She's with two lads', she told me prior she'd be with her two brothers. I drop my arse and leave. Fuck knows what that was all about.
gpt
Sounds like you made good and got da fuck outta there, otherwise you may have been on a cold slab with a liver and a kidney missin' or some satanic black magic shit like that.