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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
dude you do know that government over reported 0.5 million jobs last year right? Which means all these job numbers in 2018 were fake. Yet you would bet on government telling the truth. lol, they will continue fake data til shit hit the fan

gpt
Pssh - that means they were only off by 33% of what actually happened no biggie. 
  
 Anyway, turns out I was right about the Gold calls. So yeah, you're welcome.