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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I've stopped suggesting it to people. Just like we hate leaving profit on the table, imagine being the person years ago that someone told to buy Apple at $10 but you ignored. 
  
 If they wanted to invest they would, no use trying to convince them, and if/when you're right and they do the math it'll just fill them with regret.

gpt
fuck giving people investment advice man.  if it goes tits up they will always associate you with that pit in their stomach, and if they make money who cares, you get a quick 'thanks for the tip'?  not worth it