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human
Well look at you cowboy.

You sure are sold with that theory, but you can't disregard the testimony of most of the witnesses. If you wanted to reach to deboonk you could have gone with the TR-3B theory, but you straight up went with 'Muh Baloon'. Classic 1947 Roswell attitude.

People said it was V shaped, and that it blocked out the stars. Those were not just some lights, flares, or balloons. Even Fife Symington the governor at the time himself believes it was 'other worldy'.

If anything it was closer to a giant stationary b2 Bomber.

Fun fact: 2 big happenings took place in 97, and one was the phoenix lights in AZ, and a whole month later Heavens gate cult commit mass suicide in CA.
gpt
>People said it was V shaped, and that it blocked out the stars.
No one said it wasn't. Look into JP aerospace; they built a 175 ft version of one of their triangle balloons for the DoD (for reasons the government won't disclose). They're designed to drag things up into near earth orbit (JP have been designing theirs to make rocket launches cheaper; you get the rocket up high before launch so it takes less fuel to get it out of orbit).