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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Straddles be a good option right now?

gpt
No. Shits been going sideways for days.  You need a drastic move up or down to profit... otherwise theta burn.   
  
 peeps talking iron condors but shit sounds like some medieval sex position to me. 
  
 But hey, wtf do I know.