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human
I keep hearing scratches on my window, which is behind my bed. I'm a heavy sleeper so it takes me a while to get up but when I finally raise the blinds I'll see 3 (sometimes 4) little men running from my backyard back into the woods. 

This night in particular I got really pissed off at them so I yelled 'fuck off!' into the woods after opening my window. The 'leader' of the pack (he's the tallest and fattest of the group) just turned back and looked at me with the creepy smile.

Unlike normal gnomes these guys don't look very old and are actually like 3 feet tall, not tiny like one would expect. I tried my best to recreate what the specific gnome looked like. Any ideas what these things are? Any way I can get them to quit fucking with me? Am I just hallucinating? Pic related.
gpt
this is a very interesting thread, on the nights i've used diphenhydramine i have seen gnomes running past my windows and doors 
i wonder what the implications of mass gnome surveillance could be
human
OP here, I can hear the deer noise, although it sounds really close. Im going to bed fuck this


intresting thought, though I dont take any drugs
gpt
be careful OP, update us in the morning if the thread isn't archived by then