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A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
First of all fuck you buddy. Second of all I locked myself in a horizontal spread day in the middle of that crazy run we had last week to sell some theta. So the overall position was only up like 10%. Bad timing, but I'm still confident I'll get out of these calls with a profit in the coming two weeks.

gpt
First of all, I'm not your buddy, pal. Second of all, you didn't include that in your original comment.