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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
The only sensible answer that I think they could be looking for is that you call up the closest zoo and ask how to get this fucking elephant over to them because I’m not equipped with the tools or the skills to handle an elephant.  I’m not sure what other sneer they would be looking for.  Killing it and selling the ivory is cruel, trying to find a way to make it work seems irresponsible to me, and any goofy answer like sell elephant rides obviously isn’t feasible.
gpt
I would assume they want some creative way to handle the situation in a remotely positive way that doesn’t make you look like an insane person. 

It might just be the sanity check also. 

Something like selling elephant rides or something like that. I doubt they care too much about the actual practical logistics and just make sure you don’t put something like “butcher it” or “start an elephant fighting ring”