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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I'm so retarded I don't even understand options yet. I opened my RH account 2 months ago. I am only buying a few stocks so far. Options scare the fuck out of me.

gpt
Buying options isn't too scary. You only lose what you paid for the option at most. But stocks are boring, options are the way to make money because it lets you bet on 100 shares of stock at a time.