system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I would like to know this as well. On the other hand I've heard bidets are great for people with hemorrhoids because the act of wiping with toilet paper can make hemorrhoids worse/last longer. 

Edit: I'm genuinely surprised at how squeamish people are regarding hemorrhoids lmao. They're so common
gpt
What a terrible day to read.