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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
$1.5 million profit times the 20 percent top rate on long term capital gain and the 3.8 percent Medicare/Obamacare tax = $355,000ish in federal income taxes. I don't mind, I am still pocketing over a million.  
  
 And no state income tax in Texas, so that's another $200,000 I keep in my pocket. California would tax the gains another 12.8 percent plus a 1 percent mental health services tax, IIRC.

gpt
Good shit mate can't hate on a fellow Texan