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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I feel you, my money's been tied up in $COST and $LITE calls this week, with a slow steady gain of like 15%, I need some excitement.  
  
 I was looking at ATM LULU calls, the FDs expiring today are up like 300-400% and the 9/7s are up 200-250%.. we missed out

gpt
hey bro, at least you're up 15%!