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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Honestly if it were 7 cents I wouldn’t consider that stealing just caus I won’t even bend down if I dropped that


*psa* this is just what I think about a one time instance of 7 cents. It isn’t a comparison. It isn’t a comment on the remaining metaphors. I don’t have trouble understanding the fucking concept this happens in most offices - the level of stealing just depends on how dickheady the coworkers r. 

Invasive commenters who think I missed the main concept because Idc about 7 cents can refer to nowhere because nobody cares
gpt
Yeah that was an odd choice of comparison there. It’s more like you saw car keys so you decide you can borrow the car without asking anyone.