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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Sounds like my junior year portfolio management class. We had to pick a stock portfolio (based on whatever criteria we wanted) mid-way through the year, and the best portfolio performance at the the end of the year would get a prize of about $500. Mine ended up in 2nd place, so all I got was an A in the class.

gpt
Why the fuck did I major in Engineering? These classes sound amazing. 
 I need to go back in time and punch the 20 year old me in the throat for wanting to invent shit rather than tendies