system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
'We have reason to believe you received insider info related to Micron, and proceeded to trade on that info. If our records are correct, you went on to make...&lt;looks at paper&gt;... negative four thousand dollars? What the fuck were you doing, trading FDs? Get the fuck out of here.'

gpt
I wonder if the sec knows what fds are.