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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
If time is your friend then why are you buying options **THAT EXPIRE THIS FRIDAY?**

gpt
relax, we're in a new trading model ever since we've been seeing autistic tweets from highly influential people and lots of unscheduled press statements. There is so much that can happen by Friday that 2 days in 2019 time is like 1.5 years in 2002 time