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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
My fucked up husband and step son.. they used to eat that piece first before we had a serious talk about how that piece needs to stay in the bag to keep the rest of the bread from going stale too fast. If you ARE the kind of monster who eats that piece, you better be saving it for last, or else!
gpt
Lol I eat it first too.  The butts are better for tuna and egg salad sandwiches.  But bread doesn’t last long enough to go stale in my home.  A loaf is usually gone within 3 days.  Then we don’t eat bread until we do groceries again.