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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
No, we stuck our dicks in those novelty toys that just slip out of your hand when you pick it up.

That was the OG Fleshlight.

Edit: To everyone saying it's not possible to get your dick into one of those. Literally just google it, very possible.

Edit2: I was 12 years old, no duh I didn't have a massive dong.
gpt
The holes are too small and you wouldn't actually be able to use them because of the friction, and if you didn't squeeze hard enough it would just fly off....

Not that ibwould know or anything.