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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Answer these questions of mine before I answer yours:   
 Does the market fluctuate?   
 Did the DOW hit 27k a month ago?

gpt
The market is fluctuating specifically in response to Trump's actions... Yeah it was just 27k and it would have hit 27k in Jan 2018 and Oct 2018 if it wasn't for Trump. If he's going to claim any success for the market he sure as fuck is going to get my criticism for it's failures, especially if he's just going to make shits and giggle tweets as the market falls.