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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Ok buy calls tomorrow for 2 weeks out on SPY. 
  
    
  
  
 Or buy puts 2 weeks out and see how decay and swing up and down make options lose value very fast

gpt
I sold my April SPY straddle for a 20% profit yesterday. 
  
 Just keep selling options as fast as you can, and tell all your friends to do it. I love the low IV. I'll buy a May straddle when the condition is right.