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ho ho ho ho merry christmas here is a redpill for you

get out of Florida now. if you have not left yet you are already behind. prices in Florida are jacking up and you no longer have the 'its cheaper here' excuse that you thought you did. it is a ticking time bomb.

ho ho ho ho ho here is a redpill for you

100 years ago florida's population was smaller than the state of Connecticut. that is because the natural environment of Florida is inhospitable to civilization. in the mid 20th century they found ways to make insane wealth quickly by developing large suburban sprawls on the coast and introducing air conditioning to survive the subtropical climates. ho ho ho ho ho no snow however so santa had to teach them how to make artificial snow machines. 

oh god i don't even want to write about the Freemasons in Miami and Tampa. of course. i see them while they're sleeping, and i know when they're awake. ho ho ho ho ho HO HO 

there are demons in Florida that will make you go schizo most likely demons led you there on a LARP promising a super fine life in paradise HO HO HO HO only now you are a drug abuser and an alcoholic living in a state that is ground zero for the Floods HO HO HO HO HO HO 

crack dealers everywhere in Florida ho ho ho yes little johnny 

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