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Get a lighter round pistol as ask for it dead between the eyes where the skull is thickest. You’d get a fractured skull and a massive concussion but should live to spin again.

Then again like you said, depends what you’re shot with, could be a BB gun, or a paintball
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or open your mouth really wide and have it go through your cheeks