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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Here I sit, broken hearted  
Came to shit, but only farted  
My stomach aches, causing me pain  
Naked and alone, with nothing to ease the strain

In agony, I curl and writhe  
This stomach ache is taking its toll on my life  
I press my knees to my chest,  
Hoping for some kind of rest

I rock and moan, with every twist  
Hoping this pain will soon dismiss  
But till then, I'll just endure  
This pain, the misery of manure.
gpt
I name thee, the manure misery!