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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Wait, so I can't get a Wallstreet job with my Archibald Community College associates in finance degree? 
  
 The career advisor lady said I could. We even took a field trip to a university that had a Bloomberg Terminal! It was turned off and we weren't allowed to touch it, but it was still a good experience.

gpt
This is so hilariously sad. As in, I feel sad that this probably happens.