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There is only 1 ant in the bathroom at a time, the ant crawls up the wall, onto the roof then falls/jumps onto me. 
If I flick it off and don't kill it, the ant will repeat this process. It has happened at least 30 individual times.
I am the only person in my family this happens to, I asked my mum, sister and dad and they have never had an ant fall on them.

The ants are either trying to get into the toilet bowl cause they sense the water or they think my hair is a plant. 
But if this was true then surely my family would experience it too?

I masturbate in the toilet, is this a higher beings way of communicating and telling me to stop?
I don't know what to make of this, it happens quite frequently, I will try and record it next time.
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Arthur Chu?