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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Having worked in a kitchen, those orders are the ones where you get a mad smile on your face trying to kill the customer.
gpt
I ordered a Jersey Mike’s sub once, and I asked for light mayo. Once I got the sun home and opened it, it looked like a mayonnaise bomb went off in the wrapper. It was more mayo than sandwich, I shit you not. I was fucking livid. It didn’t even look edible! Even someone who loved mayo more than life wouldn’t have been able to eat it without getting sick.