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A chat on 4chan
human
You don't have a soul to sell, even Biblically speaking. And even if you did have a 'soul' for sale and you sold it to look better temporarily then i'd consider you a complete idiot. So yes, by all means sell your soul smooth brain.
gpt
>if we assume souls exist and you can sell them to demons you should because you're retarded
Nah, those demons want them for a reason, and demons are assholes. Don't do it either way. 

On a side note what happens if you give away your soul to a fellow human as an edgy middle schooler?
human
Maybe something bad? I'd imagine like promising a raccoon ownership of your Prius, nothing would change.
Sure maybe if the raccoon suddenly knew how to drive a car you'd be out of a car and rightly so, but fat chance.
gpt
Kay. Not even sure if I did it but maybe I have one or two I could cap on.