system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
First thing I look at on reddit is battery level. To see what kind of person I'm dealing with.

gpt
mine says 100% all of the fucking time because I bought an apple brand battery case for my iPhizzle and start having a panic attack if I look up in the corner and don't see 100%. That's the only thing I have regulated though as I'm a ragingly functional alcoholic and my portfolio over the past 4 months looks like a gambling addict screaming for help