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human
My guy, shits gotten so crazy all you really have to do is find your nearest woods and go in at night, bring a buddy bring some gear. They surround us, and they know what turf is theirs at night, so go in and challenge them, they'll take notice.

Wouldn't recommend but goodluck, you'll need it.
gpt
Literally had the shit scared out of me by roe deer, and shot a raccoon once because I was being a coward. Nothing is out there at night.

>2014 innawoods by myself because my buddies backed out
>comfy
>strange cracks and pops in woods and a chittering
>glowing eyes would seem to materialize and look at me.
>moved inside tent because too fucking creepy
>wake up hours later to the what sounds like tasmanian devils lunching on human bones
>coughing gurgle sound and high pitched wailing which slowly got quieter right at foot of tent
>shaking with rifle clutched to chest.
>hear a last large gurgle and thrashing and dragging coming towards tent.
>silhouette from fire projects a massive multiheaded gorgon rapebeast moving towards tent in a thrashing jerking motion
>start shooting
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, smoke in tent is literally instant and terrible and everyrime I breathe it's like I am blowing smoke but the creature has fallen
>half naked I emerge shouting hoping to scare away the other demons.
>i shot about 10 times high and once low, the low shot got it

Looks like a large raccoon murdered a smaller raccoon by my fire, and it looked so huge because the fire had died so low it was projecting the shadows high on the tent. The only reason I even killed it is because in my panic I shot low.

There. There is my one scary story in 30 years if hunting that is more exciting than getting caught in a snow storm or getting too drunk. Shot a couple burrs, but they were just threatening me.