system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Buying a fuck ton of puts and calls at $.01, can't find a true 1 in a million bet though.  Would be cool if platforms let you trade in fractions of pennies.  I'd be buying some longshot at $.0001 per 100 calls.

gpt
I hope you aren't responsible for more than 2 figures.