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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
A lot of guys don't even have to be tired.  When I was younger, I wore my hair down to my ass.  I got over a foot of hair cut off and a guy at work looked at me the next day and said "you shaved your beard."  


I never had a beard or *any* facial hair.
gpt
I got in trouble the other week. Girlfriend comes home after dying her hair (from dark brown to a dark red). I didn’t notice of course. My roommate comes home and sees my gf, roommate instantly notices and compliments her hair 🤦‍♂️