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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Technically, nukes are a solution for global warming. 
  
 Just set off a couple hundred in the world's various uninhabited deserts and the debris throw into the air will create a sustained drop in the earth's air temperature.  The arctic/antarctic regions will come back, with sea ice possibly extending all the way to New York.  Hell, we could probably even engineer a *drop* in sea level.  More sea-side real estate... has anyone told Trump that?

gpt
Ah yes irradiating everything and creating a nuclear winter would be guaranteed to cause stocks to go red, we could all short the market and get rich here