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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
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sigfried and roy - the vegas magic act where roy was mauled by his "domesticated" tiger live on stage.
gpt
It was his birthday too. Happy birthday, here's a severed spinal cord. 

Fun fact: in an effort to protect the tiger Roy claimed the stroke he suffered as a result of the attack was just a coincidence and that the tiger recognized he was having a stroke and must have been *dragging him to safety*. By the neck.