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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
i guess thats good because most people expect it will never come

gpt
Maybe the plan all along was to totally bumblefuck a really good stock market.  Then when you announce you're going to quit bumblefucking it things will take off just in time for your reelection campaign.  Everyone will forget about whatever your latest daily scandal is if they're burried in H+B from their stock market GAINZ.