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Hello everyone, today I want to talk to you about, why men have a penis, and women have a vagina. For you see many eons ago, our ancestors penis was a long and strong penis. So strong that it was as hard as iron and the tip was as sharp as a sword. His penis would stand at attention all throughout his life, strong and such a happy penis. His penis was as long as his leg, his third leg which was strong enough to balance his weight like a tail. With such a penis, he would challenge other males to a sword fight, using his penis as his weapon, to then use it for hot passionate love that made it glisten like a waterfall shooting and running it's water down his long rocky and steamy throbbing hard penis. When he won the fight, known as the dances with the swords, and his penis had bested his enemies penis, his enemies penis would become limp and flaccid, but not his penis. His penis was strong, still hard and ready for hot passionate love. When the fight was over however, he still needed to fend off the other males, sometimes holding them down and penetrating them with his sharp glistening penis which he used as a weapon of love, making all those he came across as his personal plaything. Once the battle was won, he still had passionate love with the female he had now taken as his personal love, after one by one of his enemies were overcame by his mighty and strong penis which would never lose it's strong hard hot composure.

And that's how the human race was made.

The End?
gpt
go on? o.o