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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I'm short this company from 35.5 and I'm probably going to have to sell my house

gpt
You short with options or equity? I'm probably going to average up my options strikes slowly, but maintaining an equity short position must be a bitch. 
  
 If it makes you feel any better, you're like that one smart dude in the Big Short who saw the housing crisis coming way before anyone else, but basically couldn't afford the premiums and ended up getting fucked harder than everyone else (you're good tho).