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A chat on 4chan
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Alright /x/ hear me out.
Life is a turn based strategy game. You wouldnt notice it directly but every choice, every movement is done through a multitudes of higher beings that accumulate large amounts of energy. How do they do this? They use ley lines. The ley lines of earth are like the hexagonal movement zones, and each year on earth represents a turn. I think Sid Meiers was on to something and our reality isnt far off from this truth. We go through 'ages' of technology yet at the end of the technology tree there is a 'stop' it doesnt go any further, meaning we end up in a cycle of this turn based strategy game. The precursors before the ice age happened became aware of it, so the higher beings froze the earth and their game untill no one remembered that maser chief inseminated cortana and dr halsey before sergeant johnson could do a blacked version of the flood, internalizing mario party 2 (1967) when nintendo japan was still loyal to hirohito. It was then that 80's japanese lo-fi music became the dominant religion of shinto so the buddhists would be BTFO'd by animalistic shintoism where sonic the hedgehog became a fucking deity.
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Anon, I……. You don’t actually believe in that meme you posted right?