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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Yeah, but I frontloaded all my purchases. Like, I bought dogfood so that I won't have to buy it for $10 more 2 months from now. 
  
 &amp;#x200B; 
  
 Granted, all analysts are autistic and this won't matter. Also, my wife is autistic and bought $300 of shit we don't need because 'it was on sale.' So I'm loading up on Puts.

gpt
I see you locked in some futures contracts with those dogfood sales, nice.