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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I was a retail manager for 10 years and had been planning on quitting for about 6 months but was working on getting all my ducks in a row before I gave notice. That was until a particularly dickish customer came in one day and decided he was going to pitch a bitch fit and start calling me all kinds of names and yelling at me in the store because he didn't like our return policy for software. This was the straw that broke the camel's back and I completely unloaded 10 years worth of customer hate on this old man. In my calmest customer service voice I said "sir, I think I have a solution to this for you... You should probably just go fuck yourself" he looked at me completely stunned and before he could start cursing me again, I took my uniform shirt and radio off and stuck in his chest and told him "if you think you can do my job so well, feel free to have at it, have a terrible day and for the sake of everyone around you I hope you die soon". Then I walked over to the other manager working on a different part of the store, handed him my keys and told him to have fun with the guy up front. It was glorious.
gpt
Yep, that’s nice. I like that