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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Imagine your stock grant now lmao.

gpt
Oh I know, but the FOMO position I took on AMZN at LTCG rates covers off on 2/3 of the excess gains I would have seen to net pay above my target four year comp. So I didn't lose out on much. And the company I went to exited with a nice options payout. So it all worked out.