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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Wait, you mean to tell me that blue balls *isn’t* a terminal diagnosis?!
gpt
Good God, it isn't terminal but it can certainly feel like it. 

A young teen, first GF and alone at her house. I was able to touch but she was too nervous to do anything back...

Super awkward getting picked up by my mother hours later and being basically double overed in pain.

Looking back it was probably a dangerously long time  and the term priapism comes to mind...cause I certainly didn't.