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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Right, and all of them seem like they're looking for sympathy. Like they've been wronged by the market. No way im gonna feel bad for some dude that yolo'd 5k into 15k and then back into $200. Thats not a tragedy, thats tuesday. 
  
 Really the best philosophy is to consider that initial 5k to be vaporized as soon as it  leaves your bank account. With that logic, our example man is actually up $200!

gpt
So what you're saying is that I'm actually up 75% rather than being down 25%?  
  
 Hmmm...if that's the case, I may double down and throw more in for the extra gains! It's free money!