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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
How are we honestly having this personalfinance discussion here. 
  
 Timing the market is for retards. Which I guess both explains your position on Trump and on buying contracts.

gpt
You're telling me that you believe Trump will cause a global recession, and you're not gonna buy puts or sell your stocks? 
  
 Sounds to me you don't actually believe the tariffs will hurt anything, you just want to be angry.