system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
What about my conspiracies theories, they all have sources, feel free to rate them

M. Night shyamalan purposely made his Last Airbender movie bad because he was in cahoots with James Cameron to make Avatar: The Last airbender forever irreverent and forgotten to the public eye. (I know a guy who told me in a bar/pub)

MatPat is a CIA psyop to help Jack Thompson spout his anti video nonsense by having a millianial say them (I heard it from someone who's brother's wife's consin's ex's coworker said so)

Scott Cawthon was going make the bite at the end fnaf 4 the bite of '87 but MatPat used his stans to force Cawthon to change it to bite of '83. (Just trust me bro)

General John C. H. Lee never died, he just grew a beard and became the YouTuber known as Penguinz0, better known as Cr1tikal. (It's obvious)

The American Civil War was a ploy for the insurance money. (On a now deleted website that no one cared to archive)
gpt
The Airbender one seems plausible