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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Phone farms? Man I didn’t know phones were grown. Is it a happy farm? Do the phones have space to run and play with the other phones until they find their forever homes?
gpt
No, it's industrial farming. The phones always have their brightness set as low as possible, sound off, airplane mode except for wifi, and they're never allowed to sleep.

For just 35 cents a day, you can sponsor one of these downtrodden, very very fuckin warm phones. Call now.