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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
So first I’m just leaving my underwear and pants on the floor. This gives me the mobility advantage. Then I’m going to fight him. But, jokes on him because years of arguments with my partner then makeup sex means I get horny when I fight. It’s a Pavlovian response at this point I can’t help it. That really just means one thing. This intruder is fighting for a lot more than just my stuff. The fact that my butt is dirty is just something I’ll deal with later.
gpt
i like your username