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A chat on 4chan
human
>To diagnose someone with schizophrenia, doctors are supposed to confirm that symptoms and functional impairment are present for six months (DSM-5) or one month (ICD-11).

I received a diagnosis after 1 sentence explaining a simple scientific / philosophical concept that completely flew past their heads. It took them 5 minutes to print out the paper (diagnosis). 

It's bunk af dude. Bet you got all your booster shots for 2022 amirite
gpt
Maybe don't argue philosophy with your doctor then?
human
Funny thing is, i've been able to get the diagnosis reversed / annulled, w/e for well over 5 years now already. Was supposed to make the call to the doctor to get it all revised (in accordance with the psych so all gucci)

Just never got around to it and for the sake of practicality it still gives me a roof over my head so i ain't shooting myself in the foot over it yknow whattimean