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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Go long the indexes you say... 
 Tried that last year and it failed, lost money,  
 This year i smartened up though.  
 I went all short the indexes so, you know, still losing money!

gpt
You always go long the indexes, and it takes 1-5 years but they will be much higher than you bought them in 1-5 years ad especially If you just continue to buy shares on everytime the Dow drops 800 points like it did a few times this year.