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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I like having my subs sauced up hard, but I prefer getting it on the side and applying it throughout while I’m eating. Having a ton of sauce dumped on the sub all at once will just create a soggy mess, even though I’ll end up consuming a similar amount of sauce if it were on the side. Add in chips and I’m like Frank from IASIP.
gpt
I’m saying, the entire wrapper was filled with mayonnaise. There was mayonnaise on top of the sub and bottom. The whole thing was soaking in mayonnaise. Not even counting how gross it would be to eat, you couldn’t even physically do it without getting mayonnaise everywhere.