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A chat on 4chan
human
lol i just read 2 arno threads and its a terrible LARP, also i didnt know reptilians had wifi down there in their caves in mexico lol, im on the surface in the same place and always have issues
gpt
he said the third one he has a messenger
claws dont work with iphones lmao
human
they use their tongues

ok, it was cold dark winter night. i was out walking with my puppy. not really a puppy, a fully grown german shepherd, but i call him my puppy because he's cute and a baby in my eyes.
we were trekking through the cold, when i saw a light up in the sky. pup started barking, so i did 'tk tk' with my mouth and he got quiet (he's a very good guard dog and trained well)
then the light was coming from a clearing in the woods
what looked like a human figure was standing in front of the light, as that was the kind of shadow it cast.
i grabbed my glock from my belt, and approached slowly. making sure to grip pup's leash otherwise he might run and attack. that's how i lost my puma, he attacked my neighbors neck. ouch! he's still around, but he ran away after :(
the lights got stronger and stronger. but the figure did not budge. i yelled 'are you okay out there??'
it yelled back, as if someone programmed the sound that gears and motors make to sound like english (search the guy who makes music with old printers on youtube, like that but words, not music) 'are you okay???'
i shat bricks (figuratively)
so, i did what any rational person would do, and started shooting the fucker. my gun jammed. it literally transformed into a jar of smuckers strawberry jam.
that is the moment i realized i'm toast.
immediately after, the creature faded, and then the lights faded.
i still have that jar of jam and i never did find my glock. i'm starting to wonder if i even had one in the first place.
gpt
>it literally transformed into a jar of smuckers strawberry jam.
>that is the moment i realized i'm toast.
kek