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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I'd bet that 95% of 'lawyers' couldn't explain puts or calls well enough to argue something like that in court, much less box spreads etc.  So, that is going to be one fucking expensive lawyer. 
  
 Edit: What I'm saying is, this isn't gonna be a 'go down to your local as-seen-on-TV lawyer's office and give him $1,000 to get you out of this' type of thing.

gpt
Nope you are wrong, lawyers at the firm I work at can run circles around any of us in a bad day and give a real pro a run for his money... But then again they do charge $1k an hour...