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human
reishit (beginning) is two boxing wrestlers rubbing elbows to rub elbows. every which respect, they are two ball bearings, rubbing elbows against each other.

satan washes the tiny souls off his hands into hell.
gpt
i die in a gasoline explosion from a car accident and i go through the afterlife as if a burn victim.
human
in this way i worry about blue and yellow pikmin that die from fire because i didn't use red pikmin
gpt
i realize that if i feel genuinely covered in shit, then my body contracts various tiny illnesses, like my digestive system hosted various healthy bacteria, but they were bacteria

i would do better by covering myself in yogurt or kefir
human
i took a bath.

that's what reishit (beginning) means.