system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Can confirm. 

I’m a very social dude when I’m sober and it’s turned up to 11 when I’m drunk. 
Of course I’m always looking to get laid…I’m also *always* looking for new friends, stories, drunk bonding, all of it.

One of my go-to’s was if I get to the urinal at the same time as another guy gets to the other urinal I’d just whisper “race you.”

Never failed once, there was always a race. If I lost I would buy the stranger a beer.


This is also how I met the man who would officiate my wedding 12 years ago.
gpt
The splashback when you're both going full force gotta be making some interesting patterns on your trousers when you get back to the bar.