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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
i watched an 8 min youtube video so i basically have it all figured out 
  
 from what i can tell op doesn't own any shares in facebook but bought a bunch of put options (contracts that force buyers to buy at a specific price). since the facebook stock price crashed, people who own those stocks and want to sell them are buying up these put options so they can sell their stocks through the contract for a higher price than market. OPs contracts are now worth a ton

gpt
So essentially magic and we need to burn the witch. Got it