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human
Oh my gosh, my candy has still not arrived!!! :,( Whyyyyyyy? 

I want candyyyyyy
gpt
It's all boring stories. Literally shit stories. However I'm way more concerned atm about 

Like why hasn't the package moved in 24 hours? What does it mean?? Why is it just sitting there in the terminal.. but just as I wrote this i got an sms my package came and i can come pick it up!!! Omigosh whatafak hello!!! 

Candy for the candy god! The blood god demands blood, but the candy god demands candy!

Candy god is better than the blood god. The blood god sucks. You should know them by their fruits. Blood tastes shit, candy tastes awesome