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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Average Canadian: I have headache 
Canadian Government: There’s a bridge down the street you can jump off of.
gpt
They actually just send you “for tests” to a different part of the hospital that is always freshly mopped, but there is no yellow plastic sandwich board to warn people about the slipping hazard. The sad thing is, when you slip and crack your brains all over the floor like an ostrich egg, they just come mop it up, and the cycle continues.

My stock in the largest Canadian plastic tripping hazard sandwich board manufacturing company is down 80% :(