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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
What happened bulls? What happened to your "moon green dildo" premarket? Are you really that dumb to be so cocky before Powell even speaks or the market even opens? 382 EOD
gpt
It's simple, really. I'm smarter and more successful than everyone else, so of course the market will go up when I'm bullish on it. And as for today, Powell is just a puppet who does what I tell him to do. So don't worry, the bulls are still in control.