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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Can we have just one thread that no one mentions IV crush on earnings? I mean  shut up already. You think it's interesting or that people are going to think you are smart or something? Everyone knows about IV crush, nigga, no one cares. You arent playing options on earnings because you want to preserve capital. Go back to tastytrade and sell your butterflies you cranky person. No one asked for a lesson about greeks or your poor understanding of them.

gpt
This got me hard.