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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Second that, the reason that shit is on there is because there are people that eat that shit up. Short $HUMANRACE

gpt
My workplace forces our homepages to be msn.com 
  
 It's got a rolling news ticker of celeb gossip, Trump hate, millennial bashing, and other nonsense.    I just get pissed off by the rolling news headliner.  Plus we aren't allowed to have ad-blockers so they actually get revenue and think they are delivering good content, god dammit