system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Step 1.  Control the stove.

Step 2.

Step 3. Enslavement
gpt
Plot twist: the second step is replacing the stove with AI powered appliances that record your every conversation and sends that information directly to China where they listen closely for American intelligence only to find out there’s no intelligence to be found, thus we become slaves to our own stupidity.