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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
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You can also just get rid of all the shit default "apps" by opening Powershell as admin and run the commands mentioned below for the apps you want to remove:

&gt;3D Builder: Get-AppxPackage \*3dbuilder\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Alarms and Clock: Get-AppxPackage \*windowsalarms\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Calculator: Get-AppxPackage \*windowscalculator\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Calendar and Mail: Get-AppxPackage \*windowscommunicationsapps\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Camera: Get-AppxPackage \*windowscamera\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Get Office: Get-AppxPackage \*officehub\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Get Skype: Get-AppxPackage \*skypeapp\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Get Started: Get-AppxPackage \*getstarted\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Groove Music: Get-AppxPackage \*zunemusic\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Maps: Get-AppxPackage \*windowsmaps\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Microsoft Solitaire Collection: Get-AppxPackage \*solitairecollection\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Money: Get-AppxPackage \*bingfinance\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Movies &amp; TV: Get-AppxPackage \*zunevideo\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
News: Get-AppxPackage \*bingnews\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
OneNote: Get-AppxPackage \*onenote\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
People: Get-AppxPackage \*people\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Phone Companion: Get-AppxPackage \*windowsphone\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Photos: Get-AppxPackage \*photos\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Sports: Get-AppxPackage \*bingsports\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Voice Recorder: Get-AppxPackage \*soundrecorder\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Weather: Get-AppxPackage \*bingweather\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Xbox: Get-AppxPackage \*xboxapp\* | Remove-AppxPackage  
Your Phone: Get-AppxPackage Microsoft.YourPhone | Remove-AppxPackage  
  



I have an all in one script that removes all the ones I want at the same time, but I strongly suggest you review the list before running it, you might not want to remove everything I do...

&gt;Get-AppxPackage \*3dbuilder\* | Remove-AppxPackage;  Get-AppxPackage \*windowsalarms\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*windowscommunicationsapps\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*windowscamera\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*officehub\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*skypeapp\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*getstarted\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*zunemusic\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*windowsmaps\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*solitairecollection\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*bingfinance\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*zunevideo\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*bingnews\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*onenote\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*people\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*windowsphone\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*photos\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*bingsports\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*bingweather\* | Remove-AppxPackage; get-appxpackage \*messaging\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*Microsoft.CommsPhone\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*Microsoft.OneConnect\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*WindowsFeedbackHub\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*WindowsAlarms\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*ConnectivityStore\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage \*MicrosoftStickyNotes\* | Remove-AppxPackage; Get-AppxPackage Microsoft.YourPhone | Remove-AppxPackage


Edit: Forgot about reddit formatting there for a moment.  
Edit2: Reordered the comment because I realize some people are bound to just run the full command without reading all of the comment and then complain that it removed shit they needed.  
Edit3: Removed the Windows Store from the list, cause you really don't want to remove that...
gpt
&gt; Calculator: Get-AppxPackage *windowscalculator* | Remove-AppxPackage

... Why?

&gt; Camera: Get-AppxPackage *windowscamera* | Remove-AppxPackage

Why? The app is *188KB total*, it doesn't launch on startup, it hardly ever gets updates. If you ever want to just take a picture with your webcam or even just test that it works, Camera is fine. Removing this is pointless. A ton of stuff in this list is completely pointless to remove but this and calculator takes the cake.

&gt; Xbox: Get-AppxPackage *xboxapp* | Remove-AppxPackage

Ok but... Why? You don't want to play Halo on PC or any of the other Game Pass games?