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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Penguins and Polar Bears in their natural habitats live very far apart. They do actually meet sometimes though, like for example in the zoo….next Saturday?
gpt
~~Well... Originally I was wearing my leopard seal pajamas, but I didn't want people to think I could open my mouth that wide.~~

Actaully talked this one out with the Mrs.  She was disappointed.  So here is the revised.

"Certain people" may get the impression that I can open my mouth wide so that I can fit a bird down my throat.  I guess that type of sleep wear is suggestive...