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human
Should've invested in succoin, the only currency backed by a raw unfiltered sex.
gpt
We should make this real. let's make another succuad

>Presenting to you, the succoin. The decentralized currency of the future for the 'cultured' investor. It's based on Moneros' technology, but you don't care about that. You care about what's important. What backs this currency? Oil? Gold? Is it tied to the dollar? No, succoin is backed by what's important. It can be exchanged for services in any of our local brothels

A reporter asks the innovator a simple question

>The people that coded the coin are the same ones determining it's value. Making you the government by another name

>We don't determine the value of our services without the customers input. If the brothels are too expensive for what they offer, they will close due to lack of clientele. So we don't control it's inherent value. You would be the one choosing whether or not this succ(pic related)is worth the 0.5 succoins she asks for

>Hmmm, it's still a conflict of interest to run a business and the currency it uses

The reporter asked trying not to lose his professionalism

>This is a conflict of interests that works in everybodies favour, we can charge lower than average market prices because we have an incentive to put the currency in circulation

The succubus in the pic approaches the reporter from behind to try and get him to stop asking questions

>Everybody? So you also benefit? How?

The entrepeneur asked some other professionals to help sate the reporter's need, for knowledge of course, before responding

>We have a lot of succoins and we are the first investor, having an early advatage in any product is highly beneficial

>But ... then ... pyramid scheme

>The succoin will be worth nothing unless people use it. If it becomes worthless we lose all the money we invested creating. Uou can help us give it value by purchasing services right now. Don't worry I'll do the math for you. All three of this women would be yours for the night for 2.3 succoins which would be 35 USD
human
>Presenting to you; an actual faggot who has pulled his meatstick one too many times to pixelated images and/or sweaty fan fiction of demoness women on an image board.
gpt
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I mean the problem with succoin is that sex is not a store of value, which could conceivably create problems in the future. The idea of a cryptocurrency that is tied directly to a service industry has not been tried yet, or at leat I don't know about any. So it's worth a shot. Maybe you use onlyfans hoes instead of an actual brother to avoid the cops but that just feels like NFTs by another name
human
To mine the succoin you would need to provide the algorithms with enough sexual energy. Then you'd be able to purchase custom tailored experience with your mined succoins. If other entities start accepting the currency for blessings and favours and onlyfans content creators will provide fantasies and content for it, only good. But primary we should get the service providing succubi into it, it's like they'd get prepaid with the miners contant flow of energy, there would be more and more miners over time and it would require more energy to get one succoin which would lead to less work for more energy.
gpt
i wonder if the act of mining could be used to facilitate the summoning of a succubus. i am not sure how it could be done but providing the algorithms with sexual energy seems like something that is feasible (albeit a very unusual thing which hasn't been done before).