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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
All you have to do today is buy puts 930am and close today. 
  
    
  
  
 Profit.

gpt
Ok selling my puts at 9:29am and buying calls 
  
  
 edit:  sold my AMD 18.5 weekly puts at open but didn't buy calls because I also bought the 20.5 weekly calls when I got them because I'm a coward.