system
A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
*user has accepted the chat invite* 
  
 Hey baby, want to hear about how incompetent new NCOs plan on organizing and scheduling maintenance shifts? 
  
 *Faps furiously in E-4 mafia*

gpt
Early morning shop meeting. 
  
 'Okay here's a reasonable plan to accomplish our workload today in a way that won't take forever.' 
  
 E6 comes back from staff meeting. 
  
 'Okay change of plans. Command wants us to do all of our work backwards and to wear boxing gloves while we do it because Airman fucktard burnt his hands by trying to use them as a soup bowl.'