system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Bond market is a choice.  I mean they usually move inverse, or at least are supposed to.. historically.  Though I guess that'd be more based on interest rates.  And since I haven't looked at the bond market since my damn undergrad days, my knowledge of the ebb and flow of that market, as well as how it will react to a potential market crash + negative interest rate scenario, is lacking.

gpt
In most bull markets, you can run to the safety of the bond market. Back then, you could at least swap out to a 10 year and get like 6%. You move into a 10 year today and you're looking at a cool 1.79%. It's like the Fed is sitting there, begging, pleading, prodding, demanding that you stay long on stonks and YOLO calls.