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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
There's no fun in that! How else am I supposed to ignore my wife while I sweat bullets! 
  
 Politics aside, it just seems that trump and co are gonna push one too many buttons and shit will hit the fan. One are on trade war away from pissing off the wrong people.  
  
 A nice Dec 2021 $240 put and just chill.  
  
 I'm just an idiot with school loans, though, but I guess that didn't have to be said!

gpt
You are are projecting a 16% dip in the S&amp;P in 2 years? That's a 1.5 stdev event... basically close to 5% chance of it happening. Also, based on rolling 2 yr periods, the S&amp;P has only dropped 16% 9 times out of 580. Stay in school folks.