system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
"Shit.. Russia aint the boogeyman man anymore.. how do i justify my insane budget... let me order some panda express while i figure this out...

Wait a minute.."
 

In all seriousness i hope not
gpt
Has China ever made any credible overtures toward war with the west?  This sorta talk always seems to come from this side of the pond.  I wonder how much of it is just bluster to get the troops hyped vs "we'll have a real man in the Whitehouse after the next election and he won't be so realistic about our chances in a conflict against the most populous nation in the world that we also depend upon for most of our economy...."