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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Princess Diana didn’t die in a car crash.  

The paparazzi were harassing her endlessly.  There was no place she could go that they weren’t there with long lenses. 

Even after the divorce she was getting more attention than the future king of England.  

The monarchy and her boyfriend had enough money and connections to stage her death and arrange plastic surgery so nobody would ever spot her.  

I don’t think this actually happened but was suspicious for a long time.
gpt
She got the Paul McCartney.