system
A chat on 4chan
human
Honestly not a very filmable book
gpt
Not without a good budget
human
Him being 13 makes it stupid to try and film imo. I can't imagine finding the right actor to depict the character but who knows 

Colfer actually seems like the biggest s oy cuck retard libtard too fuck 
>film adaptation of anything Lewis will never quote 'the problem is they'd read none of the right books' in a voice over 
Every opportunity in the universe has been squandered by these people they're fucking retards 

GREAT casting on Susan though no wonder she went to Hell