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That's like one contract tho so you gained, what, 7 bucks?

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Also, I bought it at like $0.84 last week so 25% in a week I cant really complain about.  I'd have gone heavier but my asshole was still super sore from the long dick of $PYPL, so I was pretty nervous and only bought a single contract.