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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
So, my masturbatory WSBs fantasy is to use highly improbable, but incredibly outsizes return trades (one after another) completely ignoring kelly criteria to bump a Roth IRA account from ~$30k to double digit millions... 
  
 ...and upon reaching 59.5, I disappear into the fabric of the planet never filing a tax return ever again.

gpt
And here I thought my idea of forming an LLC, employing myself through it, and maxing out 401(k) employer contribution matches to the ~$55k total year after year was autistic. I like it.