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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Accidently smash it while she's got it charging and then buy her an apple watch. God knows they could use the help.

gpt
No. Better way is to sell it on eBay for half the price and then buy an Apple watch. 
  
 You have some extra $$$ for the Apple watch, ABD you leave someone from buying a new Fitbit.