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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I have been in since mid August. I hear there is talk that they are going to miss earnings and that makes me want to vomit, then have a seizure and fall face down in the vomit, then hopefully die of a brain hemorrhage from said fall. 
  
 But hey, it seems in the past there is always a big earnings run up and then the inevitable crash the day after. Maybe we are getting our crash first! To the moon tomorrow!?....please..

gpt
I've been in since early September, so similar timeline. Most of the value has been shot on my calls so it's more of an 'if it goes up, sweet, otherwise just burn off the last bit of value left'. 
  
  
 But like you said, how often than not do the earnings run ups do the opposite of what actually occurs are they're reported? HERE'S HOPING, DADDY NEEDS A NEW IPHONE