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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
MSFT and AAPL. Got like 13k on MSFT calls and like 5k on AAPL. Last time they dipped I bought ITM for May 18. Wish I doubled down on Friday when everything was like 3% cheaper but fuck it.

gpt
MSFT I can get with, but AAPL fucked me hard the last time I played its earnings, so, that one's a no go from me (also, the company, at least publicly, is effectively doing nothing right now).