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human
Geography and the weather of North America making the winter-summer difference the most extreme on average in the world.

It would suck.
gpt
Welcome to Oregon; try not to freeze, drown, starve, asphyxiate on smoke, die of heat stroke, get stabbed, shot, contract giardia or syphilis, perhaps knock up a weird hippie chick who is also somehow a christian.

Good luck.