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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I have a bidet but never had a problem with shitting spicy food. Does the bidet cool the cheeks a little bit after the spicy departure?
gpt
You're supposed to load your bidet/toilet tank with milk, not water, when spicy food is to come out the butthole.

If you've never cleansed your sphincter with cow nectar then you simply haven't lived.