system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
"We are gathered here today, to celebrate the short and unexpectedly tragic life, of some Regards portfolio. And though we know little of it's positions, we do know that it was holding SNAP calls...and thusly tears should not be shed, because Regard should have known better then to take a piece of the SNAP shitcake, but he swallowed his bites whole and with much enthusiasm. Much like this Regards money, we return this portfolio to the earth, ashes to ashes, and boy did Regard get cucked. Now let us celebrate the soon-to-be posted loss porn, so that we all might fap furiously to it and remember that this is what not to do..."
gpt
Thank you, this was beautiful. I’ll be printing this and putting it on my wall.