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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Autist here, why shouldn't I buy calls and puts on each stock listed here?  Would the gains on a call/put most likely offset the loss from the opposing play? 
  
 Seems like free money but I'm curious to hear from someone else's perspective.

gpt
This strangle play is something I'm considering for JCP, M, GOOS, and/or CGC. 
  
 But I'm just another autist.