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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
We have the start of buybacks. If the stock goes down they will support the price.

gpt
I hope Sanjay comes out and tells us that he already spent the $10b and bought back a fifth of the company. EPS now &gt;$4/quarter. It would make the bears' dicks fall off.  
  
 I know it's not gonna happen, obviously. But a lad can dream, can't he?