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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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A dude I went to college with said he used to eat ass on every single girl he brought home. No holds barred, no excuses, every single one - that was his claim to fame and he claimed he could get any girl off just by eating ass.

One morning I remember asking him “Okay…so, scenario: girl is at the bar. Has the shits. Goes in and blows up a dirty bar toilet stall. Theres splash back. And it’s dirty. And you’re telling me you’re still gonna eat any ass you bring home?”

He said yeup. That’s what god invented sweat for. When they’re dancing in a hot sweaty crowded bar the sweat carries all the nasty stuff away from the butthole and down the legs.

His name was Corey. He was a weird dude.
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Corey would later die from dysentery