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A chat on 4chan
human
>be me
>straight-edge, no hallucinogens ever in my entire life
>in bed trying to sleep letting my mind go wherever
>start getting images and whispers out of nowhere
>they don't seem or feel deliberate or self-produced in the slightest
>'soon we will commence a peaceful invasion; those who accept us will be accommodated for, those who fight us will be exterminated'
>stereotypical alien invasion trope, but I really don't believe my imagination fully made this up
>'we will provide you with your own living spaces, and we will ask for safe and harmless acquisition of your sperm and eggs'
>why? are you studying them? are you reproducing us in your own way or trying to fuse our DNA with other creatures or what?
>'we will receive your sperm donations, and we will perform a quick and painless procedure to extract your eggs; we will provide any and all means of efficiently and naturally producing sperm'
>I have to jerk it to whatever I want then donate my load...what would happen if I didn't?
>'those unwilling to offer their sperm and eggs will undergo a painless but extensive procedure for testicle/ovary removal'
>get shown a really freaky looking procedure of testicles getting cleanly detached from their little tubey parts with practically no manipulation of the penis whatsoever
>no choice in the matter either way, so...why do you want our reproductive shit specifically and nothing else?
>'we seek other things, but these are the most useful and fascinating; come to us, so we can explain more and prepare you for what is to come'
>feel a sudden and subtle urge to float away from my body
>become an indecisive pussy about it, not knowing if I'd ever come back afterward
>dwell on it for too long, the urge to leave body abruptly goes away after a while
>be sad and not be able to sleep for the rest of the night

am I shizo?
gpt
>in bed, trying to sleep 
>mind wandering
You were dreaming dipshit. You fell asleep
human
I wish I could say I did, but I really didn't fall asleep