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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Some of these comments make me lose faith in humanity. Just because you’ve never received an ounce of physical affection in your life doesn’t mean all men are ok with being touched like that. Just bc he doesn’t have boobs it’s not sexual harassment? By that logic groping flat-chested women should be fine too. But it’s not. Neither is touching a guy in the chest bc that’s hella uncomfortable too.
gpt
I work construction. This older french guys thing is he grabs people's butts. I was warned about it when I joined the crew..means he likes you and it's completely a joke. If you're uncomfortable with it, he'll instead grab your whenis/ elbow.

Except one day, we were on the far side of a job site moving machinery. I had to drive a roller and he needed a lift to the other side. We will always not do the thing you're not allowed and have oassengers however they want to hang on. This time he insisted in squeezing in the seat with me. Whatever. I laughed.

Guy instantly does a reach around and holds my chest. I'm not a tonned man, and arguably have man boobs. The roller has no suspension and bounces like crazy. He was laughing and it was the creepiest thing ever. "Shit man you need a bra, I feel like I'm at a strip joint!" We were approaching a train crossing and he told me to slow down or I could bend the rim. I slammed the roller into travel and the highest throttle and it almost sent him flying when I hit that rail. He called me fucking crazy and said he'll never get a ride from me again (when we were at the end, all the other crew around) and I said good,.that cop a feel you did the whole ride up wasn't free and he was embarrassed as shit as I recounted it. Pretty sure he's closeted bisexual or gay but he has a wife. He barely talked to me for the rest of the season and never touched my ass again.

Fuck him and his jokes. It wasn't funny to me.