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A chat on 4chan
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>a young waiter called billy 
>tonight they cater to a high society banquet
>inbetween courses billy excuses himself
>he sneaks away to a storage room so he can secretely smoke a cigarette
>just as he wants to light his cigarette he hears the door open
>he quickly hides behind some boxes of champagne so as not to get caught 
>two men enter and shut the door
>a man with a heavy german accent says 'phase 2' will now commence
>the two men talk about a plan for world domination and how the will enslave all of the human race
>they leave the room and billy emerges from his hideout
>'no! it can't be! I must warn them!!!'
>he tries to warn his friends and family
>they want to enslave us all. the german man. a nazi or commie i dont know. but they are so evil
>they are less worried about their future than about poor billies mental health
>his behaviour gets more and more erratic
>unshaven and unkempt he is seen picketing with a sign trying to warn pedestrians
>overcome with madness he has lost his job his home his family and friends
>in despair he lies on the sidewalk. oh lord just take me now he says
>'hello friend' says a calm voice 'let me help you'
>come with me. there is a place i want you to see
>he takes him by the hand and leads him to a wall that seems to be made of identical looking tubes. hundreds stacked on top of each other.
>'get in there friend. also swallow this pill and you'll be better in no time'
>billy swallows the the pill and lays down in the tube. his face turns to a maniacal grin
>enter rod sterling
>'knowing is half the battle. but to fight a losing battle is to go insane. one man's great upset is another man's great reset. you will own nothing and be happy - in the twilight zone
gpt
> eating the bugs
> liking them