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human
Some have been known to launch themselves into the air while curling their body into a tight disc and then spin themselves so fast they can actually fly short distances(longest recorded is 100 feet and they can get as high as 14 feet in the air). Truly extraordinary animals.
gpt
Some have been spotted building planes to fly in while reaching several thousand feet in the air and traveling a few hundred miles per hour to bomb their unsuspecting victims. Truly an indoubotyablyfying animal