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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
The catalysts is me holding puts over the weekend. I have 7 years experience of consistently losing money in the stock market and always do the wrong thing. I 100% GUARANTEE the markets are going to be up, a nice amount, on Monday. 
  
 I swear I have a gypsy curse on me that whatever I do, the market does the opposite.

gpt
I hear ya! Good luck bud