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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Yes they would see you coming a long while away and escort you out when you landed. You’d probably get arrested as well. It’s not like you can hide a giant parachute in a festival.
gpt
You can *very, very easily* hide a giant parachute in a festival, just not when it's full of life-saving gravity-defying air.