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This plan has been brewing up for a while, not the whole collective purpose, but each individual part of it coming to me. It started off simple, we wanted to a submarine, with a sort of creature head on top of it, so we could surface it in a nearby lake and fuck with people, our own Loch ness. But then the idea came to me, and I come here to discuss these ideas, this felt the most appropriate board for this, it is a paranormal, some autistic retard trying to schizo an entire town. There are 4 main events I want to occur. 

>1. Loch ness sittings, and reports on local news
>2. People spotting weird creatures in the dark
>3. Ufo Siting
>4. Cult formation
gpt
>lack of proper education
Ask how I know this
(Your plan will fail because you haven't got the education to fill in the details to sell a prank like this.)
[Not knowing how the wake from a submarine surfacing looks than an animal, for instance.]
>being this retarded
{Just film 'strange sounds' in the sewers and call it lizard people.}