system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
That's not bad. What's bad is when a 5-lqne collapses into a 2-lane.
gpt
It's even better when it happens due to road maintenance.

You're going 70-75km/h, well under the limit, it's a big open motorway, with like 6 lanes each direction, no stoplights or anything, just a straight piece of road and free-flowing service interchanges.

You're minding your own business, moving in the middle lane because you don't care to play F1 with the mad motherfuckers who go twice above speed limit in the left-most lane and your right turn is 8km away so you don't feel like playing bumper-cars with the motherfuckers in the two right lanes weaving in and out of traffic each and every interchange exit.

But then, you notice these couple of lorries get kinda snug together in front of you. In fact, the one that was driving to your right fast-changes to your lane with such agility you don't even realize it almost toppled over, and then quickly moves to your left. You thinking "what the fuck" and as soon as you finish that thought, you're the dumb motherfucker who's left chilling in front of a "road maintenance" sign along with like half of your cities amount of cars who didn't change lanes in time because there were no sign prior, no temporary road markings and due to an already existing collapse of 6-lanes-into-2-lanes you couldn't even see much from behind all the other cars.

I only drive for less than 6 months, but what I learned the hard way - if a lorry in front does a frontflip to change lanes, you better copy that lorry and change too. These mutherfuckers see so much further down the road from their 20-tonn perches they switch lanes way earlier than anybody else in case of an emergency.

Keep away from the lorry because he can't see *you*, but keep near the lorry because he can see *further down the road*