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I think I'm being victimised by a trickster-esque, if not outright malicious force; I've been jokingly calling it 'Shiva' but in trying to characterise it's modus operandi it seems to work like Maxwell's demon: So if I'm cleaning the house, and place something up high in a position of stability- it'll just fall moments later;

eg. doing the dishes, I stack some rinsed cutlery on the draining rack, and as soon as I dirty my hands in the soapy dishwater again some clean cutlery falls in. If I'm doing ironing and lay some washed but unironed clothes over the back of a chair so I can keep them off the ground, they slide off. Or if I'm tidying the house and storing objects (shit like the original packaging for electronics that I don't want to discard) in (admittedly cheap, shitty ikea) cupboards/wardrobes some of that stuff will just fall off the shelf it was placed on the second I turn around.
Do you kinda get what I mean? Feels like Murphy's law turned up to 100, like I'm getting frame-perfect parried by entropy on a particle level.

But today, I did a load of washing and found a work shirt had BUTTONED ITSELF BACK UP mid-wash. And this is why I suspect intelligent design: 
The button and hole done-up were asymmetrical by one-level, but I always undo my shirts fully because I know I'll be ironing them later (plus if you've ever tried taking a men's business shirt off they don't slide over the head cleanly like a T-shirt, pull to hard and the eccentric force would cause a rip). 

Which is why I'm now worried, because I think Shiva is stepping his game up.
Until now stuff has just kinda fallen with nil damage, but going through the wash like it did pulled the button on a nice shirt and actually damaged the threads meaning I now have to get the sewing kit out. And yeah theoretically someone -could- make the mistake of 'leaving a button done up', but for the reasons above I certainly wouldn't, meaning he's trying to gaslight me into making people think I'm crazy.

What do?
gpt
you arent. stop living under delusion,