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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
----&gt; *'lacks penis'* 
  
  
 Although He hasn't pledged his faith yet to Future Church, yet he says he 'actively trades futures'.. 
  
 Well then, my followers, I tell you that he who preaches the word of the futures shall not be forsaken..  
  
 I shall bless him, for he goes forth and is in the future, for it is better to praise the future than not praise it at all, I tell you.

gpt
even more weird