system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
My ground rules:

* All of your porn must be obtained on a physical device, and your existing collection is destroyed when you push the button
* No bulk purchases; you must obtain specific videos or clips; No going to Howard in IT and getting his 2TB of saved porn. This includes compilations, you cannot obtain "Best of Riley Reid Cream Pies (1hr 28m)". You must request specific clips or vids.
* You must get your porn from another human. A store employee, a friend/acquaintance, or Howard in IT; Exception: you can do magazine subscriptions, or DVD subscriptions if there is still such a thing
* If you find some poophole loophole to get around the intent of these rules, your WiFi is cancelled. Follow the letter *and the spirit* of these rules
gpt
So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03? It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the Summer of 2003. It's nearly the 20th anniversary of that glorious summer too!

Sounds like fascism to me.