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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
good job justifying your gambling addiction mate, have fun losing the rest of your 'house money' in the future!!

gpt
OP, don't think of it as losing house money, think of it as an efficient tax management strategy. 'Offsetting your gains' is a good start, but you can really take things to the next level by getting fired, collecting unemployment and then YOLOing that money away. Make Uncle Sam pay you!!!!!!!