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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
In true WSB fashion, some autist will think this is a good idea, and will collect bags of these every day for years, working hard on developing money-stitching technology. 
  
 Then, when the money stitching machine is finally complete, the next financial crisis will suddenly hit, and the Fed will announce helicopter money.

gpt
Always long on helicopters.