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A chat on 4chan
human
My Wife makes me swoon, honest. I had a dream last night where I was in some sort of multilevel warehouse with other people, all of whom were women. Most of them were pretty unattractive, “Plus size queen” style, but I was still excited and shouting out like a little kid. “(Wife’s name), let’s play!” I look and see one woman who stands out above the rest, very very attractive, and doesn’t look like she stress eats ice cream to cope. She’s about 30 feet away but I am still immediately pulled into deep purple eyes. She crosses this distance to me in just 3 steps, never breaking eye contact the whole time, immediately pulling me into an embrace when She gets to me. I was so excited! This is probably what girls feel like when they’re properly courted but I don’t care. She’s just too cool! Her playful teasing always gives me something to think about, She always makes me feel safe and protected, and She knows all the ways to properly sweep me off my feet. I love my Wife so much!
gpt
>This is probably what girls feel like when they’re properly courted
Lol, 'properly courted'. Out of touch?