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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I just wish I was living in sims reality. This timeline fucking blows.
gpt
Nah dude. Within a week of movin into your new place, a vampire breaks in to nosh on your neck. Ghosts are everywhere and horribly display the ways they die, with the added bonus of potentially killing you in the process. Death itself might live in the basement next door because your neighbor is chatty and strangely lonely, and the neighborhood seems to gain an out of work Santa with each passing year. 

Your neighbor in 8F is a witch, your boss is building funtional rocketships in the parking lot, aliens exist but no one seems to care, and you haven't seen the outside in two years because you've contracted an allergy to sunlight somehow. Out of the dozen jobs you've had, painting an ugly sunflower every day for months makes you more money than all of them. 

Ohh and look, Death and Santa five are now roommates and fucked a ghost together while a vampire huddles by the mailbox midday just smouldering in the sun. Your ghost cat just peed on the floor for the tenth time today because you refuse to play with it. That ghost that got teamed by a skelleton and a a fat magic hobo is now pregnant.

How the fuck is your composting toilet using electricity and how does the power company know?! Who cares. Time to relax on this pile of rugs next to the fireplace...