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Went hiking along the Potomac River about 10 miles north of DC, so south of Great Falls. Nobody around this sandy beach area so we commenced to getting down to business. Naked as jaybirds and eyes rolling back in my head when they appeared…4 canoes filled with Boy Scouts.
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This just reminded me a different outdoor experience I had and to add to my already poor looking outdoors etiquette

Went backpacking with my dog on my second morning I slept near a lake I woke up with bad bowels usually I would go off into the brush dig my hole and do my business 

Something was really curling my stomach though and caused me to basically run out of my tent I didn't see any other hikers or campers that night before and hadn't heard anything yet this specific morning

Decided everyone gets one and squatted down looking across the lake 

I was finishing my business only to look up and see a 3 or 4 person group looking across the lake at me effectively nude squatting passing diarrhea 

I packed as fast as humanly possible put my hat and and basically ran out of the camp site