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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Lucky you.  At my friend's job he works for a govt. contractor and they are closed with everyone getting LWOP.  They don't have budget to pay everyone a day off and can't legally use project budget if no work is done. 
  
 Luckily, he has a project for Germany he can work on today, but many others are just getting LWOP.

gpt
well shit.. I had to work.. I rather take that fucking lwop.. fuck the system/