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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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Hubby and I were on the couch, me on top, and our precious dog Mystery- who I think just wanted to be included in the whole thing - came up behind us and gave us a full lick starting down at *his* butthole/taint area all the way up to *my* butthole/taint area. We laughed so hard we almost didn’t finish. This happened about 24 yrs ago and we still laugh about it. Sure do miss that doggie, she was a good girl.
gpt
I know someone who had a kitten and he jumped on her boyfriend's balls while they were doing it doggy style(ha!)...unfortunately he had to go to the ER.