system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
i was planning on throwing it at full speed in the middle of his lecture but i guess i could try something more subtle like a crabwalk..
gpt
Alternatively, make a normal approach and use one of these 2 saucy greetings — 

1) “Greetings Father I come bearing sea life. I am no longer welcome in the territory of Federated Micronesia

Or

2) “Seeeeaaaa Criitttter…” (like Sandy in that episode of SpongeBob when she pretended to be stupid)