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human
I have a list:

Chuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone. When the hulk gets mad, he turns into chuck Norris. Chuck Norris learned how to read from a book. Sharks get in cages to swim with chuck Norris. one time the cops stopped chuck Norris for speeding, they got away with a warning. Once chuck Norris got bit by a cobra and after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died. Chuck Norris picked an apple off an orange tree and made lemonade with it. The other night I had a dream I fought with chuck norris, and woke up with a black eye. chuck norris can start a fire with a magnifying glass at night Chuck Norris has a keyboard with the "any key''when the boogyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for chuck norris. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie, on a unicycle.
gpt
Ah don’t be that guy, man…