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A chat on 4chan
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In 2016 i was living with my dime gf programming a civil society library. then i thought my brain was being read.

cia agents summoned demons into my room and i committed suicide focused on surviving at my hour of death as i was sacrificed to anubis. 

i met osiris in a dream and knelt to Jesus when i woke up. then i destroyed the rogue state of babylon that was being built by white lesbians under Obama. 

after this i destroyed the catholic religion and cast down all the saints and became antichrist. 

shortly after the local pd showed up at my house and put me in a mental hospital. so i swore eternal vengance against the us government in the name of Shiva. 

this is when i took the godform of Shiva. 

i joined the army intending to become a jag officer and kill everyone (legally). then the secret service showed up and kicked me out of airborne school when i was in the green beret pipeline. 

because i am owed a miltiary campaign the surviving lesbians who remote view me swore allegiance to my Notion and i took over Majestic 13 from my bedroom
gpt
still more plausible than most of what i read on /x/