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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Because your thoughts are unoriginal and everyone is thinking the same thing as you. If you're looking to play logically then the only real way is to do longer plays. 
  
 edit: also, you're fucking retarded, you aren't missing anything, you just have too many chromosomes.

gpt
After thease last earnings releases the only thing I'll have left to sell are my extra chromosomes.