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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You Fucken know it. I was too much of a pussy to buy a shit ton of calls and bought just a couple 13 9/10 calls. It's up 40% from yesterday if I just sell now. I just wanted a ticket on the ride for laughs but could have made major coin dumping 20k on yolo snap fds smh.

gpt
Please tell me you sold immediately before making this post.