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Reminds me of something that happened to me. Never heard anything else like it
>be me
>going camping with some buds (call them S and P)
>first day is fine except for an odd smell hanging in the area, kinda like raw sewage mixed with copper mixed with the scent of asshole sweat
>night falls
>we're all sitting around the campfire trading swigs of Jamesons when the smell comes back
>slaps us in the face like a fat bitch twerking on her period with a leaky asshole
>gag.wmv
>hear something circling our campsite
>whatever it is, it's BIG
>it's gotta be 9ft tall and built like a defensive linesman, only with backwards legs (still haven't seen it at this point tho)
>friends scared
>but I'm cool as a cucumber
>got my PKP Pecheneg at the ready plus a side arm, so I'm ready to go Rambo on this bitch
>suddenly S goes out to take a piss
>we tell him to be careful
>30 minutes later he hasn't returned, starting to get worried
>about to go check on him when suddenly he comes back
>only he looks.... off
>the rustling around the campfire is gone, but the rancid asshole smell is worse than ever
>I ask S if he's all right, because he's kinda twitching
>he asks, 'Are you all right?'
>something seems weird about that, but I shrug it off
>figure he's just tired
>we all decide to go to bed
>but S keeps trying to convince us to go into the woods
>me and P say fuck that and go into our tents while S hangs out next to the fire
>that night, I hear P scream
>but I think nothing of it, figure it's a bad dream and go back to sleep
>when I wake up, both S and P are gone
>I wait for a couple of minutes
>When they don't come back I drive up to the ranger station and tell them my friend's are missing
>guy literally looks at me and says
>'If I were you, I'd forget you ever knew your friends.'
>do as he says
Never went camping again. Eventually S showed back up in town, but he was never the same. P is still missing to this day
gpt
Did you tell an AI to write a generic skinwalker pasta?