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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Sometimes they go out and eat Indian, sometimes it's Thai.  

Of course no small town could possibly have any ethnic foods, and if you can't eat ethnic foods occasionally, why even be alive?

My small town is just really near Houston, so I get the best of both worlds.  It's not like I want to live in bumfuck Kentucky, but I also have no desire to live anywhere in Houston either.
gpt
If no rampant consoomerism to fill the void in my life, why live????