system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Dude, you're doing it wrong: 
  
 \-buy a sonic bomb alarm clock (it has a hockey puck sized bed shaker + back up truck beeper) 
  
 \-black out blinds to fall asleep quick 
  
 \-a switch mate - automated light switch smart home device - you'll be waking up like in an army barrack - you'll especially like this.  
  
 &amp;#x200B; 
  
 and congrats on the tendies

gpt
God I have been so tempted by that.  But I really wonder if it would wake up others...