system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Nah straddles and strangles for earnings is worse than that. At least you're burning your own money rather just giving it away to options writers. Straddles and strangles are really only good for zero days when there are FED announcements and shit.

gpt
What if it does one thing and then the other and I could have sold both sides for a profit!?