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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Remember kids, rule number 1 when dealing with cops: Shut the fuck up.
gpt
My kid is just starting to get really into crime shows (like Dateline).  She knows jack about life, but seeing some interrogation room footage, even she said something to me like, "why is that person talking so much?"

Then we had a teachable moment about the phrase "lawyer up".