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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
The fuck you talking about? They sell the best fucking towels in the world. Name one other retailer that sells better towels. 

And watermelons.
gpt
Unironically: They sell good espresso machines. Specifically, I'm a fan of the Breville Bambino and Bambino Plus for people starting in Espresso and wanting to take it seriously.