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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Give her something very small. Like your cock.

Nah seriously, get her something very very small, more of a gesture, a cute one. Like something inexpensive but means something to her. Like a keyring from a country she loves. Bad example but you get where im coming from  

Do NOT get her a card.
gpt
Had to scroll way too far to find this haha. I was going to say: something small, like your penis. 

Thank you.