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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
The European version:

Guys who drive a manual car: I drive

Guys who drive an automatic car: I decided to splurge on my car, I drive automatic now
gpt
Or as I have heard "my knees can't handle manual anymore so i got an automatic" from a taxi man or "hybrids and electric cars can't be manual" from a friend.