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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I found the comment about the FOMC meetings minutes effecting the market pretty adorable.

gpt
the whole sub has a mad bear disease all because of those SPY yolos that made it to front page. People are still fucking adorable for thinking today's meeting is about a deal happening or not. Bitch, delay of tariffs by 2 weeks would make us go to 3000+.