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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
for 3 weeks I was eating Pasta with Oil and Ketchup that was like cents per meal, was a great party just before that.

gpt
I walked into a 7-11 a few days ago and the clerk shouts 'HEY THATS NOT FREE'. This bum speed walks past me to the door laughing 'oh sorry man ill remember next time!'. He had a double gulp cup filled the brim with nacho chili and cheese. I was disgusted intrigued and amazed all at once