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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You fucking had to post something.

gpt
didnt even post his position in his own brag post which can only mean 1 of 3 things: 
  
 1) he doesnt have a position but saw the AH news and wanted karma 
  
 2) he is poor and position size &lt;$1000 so too embarrassed to post it 
  
 3) he has a chunk of ADBE calls but they are already down -85%, so today's AH gain is just going to erase a bit of his loss