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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I looked at it when I woke up, shit my pants, and decided I wasn’t gonna check again until 9:28am. I literally got on a stationary bike for 25 mins at 9 to take my mind off it and kill time lmao
gpt
Might do this exact same thing on Monday… bought 20k in spy puts. I’m a newbie, they expire in February, so I know I shouldn’t panic, but I’m actively going to panic the entire weekend and if it opens green I’m probably either going to freeze up or panic sell. 

I have this image of you hitting the sell button immediately and being like “get me the fuck out of here now please”