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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
You do get there is no ‘global winter’? It would be summer in the southern hemisphere. Besides why would you even want vacation in the middle of winter (except christmas)

Also not everyone celebrates christmas at all, so I don’t see why that would be the time off?
gpt
Listen, they said global winter, so we create global winter. I want desalinization plants pumping fresh water into cloud seeding machines. I want blimps with air conditioners pumping cold air out and collecting the heat to convert into electricity. I want the moon moved to the L1 Lagrange point and make it spin!

Most importantly, I want a change of pants for ned pepper after they realize what they've done. Be on the ready.