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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Alright so you real her in by saying your a day trader and u send her pics of ur best plays (if they are ITM, if not just use this sub fam. We got u). Next once she knows you got dough (or thinks you do) you go in for the pussy. After acquiring said 'pussy', you continue the successful day trader gimmick until she either leaves you by finding out youre broke, or cheating.  
  
 Disclosure: I'm an autistic virgin.

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