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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
This guy gets it. The fed is pumping money until April. All your tax money's is gonna get a big fat fed dick is in its asshole sometime around May 
  
 If you dont believe me look at the difference between March20 and June20 Puts at the same strike.

gpt
Wait you're telling me that longer dated puts are more expensive? That's crazy.