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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Push items in to distract yourself from the things that are plaguing you, the wall of doom leering over your shoulder ready to bury you, you can hear it creaking, groaning, a shadow shifts across your arm, oh why do Americans call that liquid fuel gas, that's incredibly silly.
gpt
'Ello poppet, welcome to Hogwarts? Want a banger and mash? Chips, that actually aren't chips? Want baked beans for breakfast? How about a pigs intestines filled with something? Yum?!

I don't have anything against the British, I don't give a shit. God bless the queen....wait...