system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Yeah a Google search will and we going to act like these are better compared to Robinhood? Chase 900 bonus on 15k is money right now, sadly I already am a member so couldn’t take advantage of that one.
gpt
Easy, close your account, divorce your wife, marry her boyfriend, take his last name, open a new account, collect $900!