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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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Trading endangered wildlife is regulated by international bodies, so first thing to do is alert the authorities that some idiot is giving away elephants.

Then I'd continue my job search with a strong preference for companies that screen candidates based on the role, not on "hERe aRE SuM kO0kY BRayN TEEZRS WHaT tHE iNtERN g00GlED."
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