system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
&gt; Success Rate: 47%. Average return: -2.9% in this market 
  
 How the F do you call yourself an analyst if your return is -2.9%? An Ally saving account can beat the hell out of that.

gpt
I could liquidate everything into 1 dollar bills and throw them about my house and try to re-collect them all and still have a better return.