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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
start off with just buying ETFs and hold them for awhile. once you get the hang of losing money slowly like that, switch to leveraged ETFs. 

when your account is almost empty YOLO the last bit into short term options. once that’s gone take out a margin loan to buy more of those.

last but not least delete the app and start again with a different broker.
gpt
Inverse this and you should be fine. Maybe idk 😉