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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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If I ever post again, go long med supply companies.  #3 means medical miracle.   
  
 Falcon punch - if the abortion works, long Nintendo.   
  
 Still short every condom company.

gpt
&gt; Still short every condom company. 
  
 You're assuming they care if they sell a working product. 
  
 That'd be like shorting Volvo because they care about safety. 
  
 Volvo cares about safety because it's a marketing gimmick that makes rich white people drive like retards without a care in the world. 
  
 If they actually gave a fuck about safety, they wouldn't sell cars. Cars are dangerous.