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'My Pa, he wasn’t, uh, he wasn’t a religious man, no. If y'Couldn’t grow it, or kill it, or eat it, then he just plain ol' didn’t believe in it. That was it. And this one time, he headed on up the ol' Saba hills......South Saba hills? Join up with a couple of texas ranger buddies of his and hunt.
Pretty routine, you know, done like a hundred times before, shoulda been a three day kill.
But, on the second day, well it all went fucked. Somehow, at night, he managed to lose his buddies, and to top it off, the Comanches they went and took the horses, So, he was starving, he was delirious, and he crawls up..... in this motte, like this, group of trees out there in the middle of nowhere sticking up in this ocean of scrub.

And he found religion. At that moment, he told me, he found God.
Hmmm. 

And it turns out.....that God? he’s a squirrel. Yeah. Big ol meaty one. 'I found God', he used to say. 'While I was sittin' and baskin' in the glory and sublimity of mercy;

I shot and ate that son of a bitch.'
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