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A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
Me irl. Got caught in a meeting so looks like I'm holding my 10 MSFT and FB calls into tmo. Luckily theyre octobers so Theta wont ream me as much as its going to ream you but I need agent orange to staay off twitter.

gpt
Why not hold the FB options? You planning to buy back in after earnings?