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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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I have a sinus infection and that pissed her off too. I had a meniscus tear fixed 4 yrs ago and she was so pissed I was vacuuming stairs 3 days post op.

gpt
And here I am, sad because I've been cranking my hog 24/7 for the past 3 years. I guess the grass is always greener.