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human
>have decades old friendship/brotherhood
>friendship has become parasitic on his end
>my emotional insecurity has made it difficult to walk away from this unhealthy relationship
>straw breaks the camels back
>realize I need to let it go
>nothing else has worked, research rituals for unbinding from another person
>popular one with candles and thread
>decide I'll risk casting a spell if it will help me let go, even if its just the placebo effect 
>Every step something goes wrong
>First my white candle has been dyed fushia, I do not know how or why this has happened
>use it anyway
>rather than a single thread, I use a different colored thread symbolizing the aspects of this brotherhood
>twist them into a single thread and tie them to each candle
>they keep coming undone
>look up how to tie a lovers knot and it holds
>decide I should do this outside, under the full moon but the clearing of my pine forest
>clear the ground of needles and place the candles so the thread is taught
>try to light the candle as I recite my intention
>the candle will not light
>it's been a full minute of me holding this growingly hot lighter to the candle
>it wont fucking light
>I cut both candles down some
>the candle still will not light
>I focus my will commanding these fucking candles to light
>finally it catches
>reflect on our memories and the feeling of letting it go
>fire reaches the thread
>the threads are engulfed in flames but not burning
>Be patient figuring wax is on the thread
gpt
>once again a few minutes pass and it wont burn
>while Im sitting in the dirt I make another rope out of threads, cover it in wax, and try to light it on fire to see if it will burn
>it instantly burns up as I watch the original just sit in the flames
>starting to feel uncomfortable
>my dog rushes over to me and is standing guard
>will the thread to burn like I willed the candle to light
>Suddenly it starts POURING down rain
>throw my body over the candles
>Shout to the sky like a cringe autistic /x/ posting retard 'I WILL NOT BE DENIED, THE BOND IS SERVERED'
>the fucking thread burst into flames before severing
>I laugh satisfied and say 'SEE I FUCKING TOLD YOU'
>instantly stops raining as quickly as it came
>Yank both candles out of the ground, flip them upside down and stab them into the ground
>Over the next few days my friends world begins to crash down upon him
>normally this is when I feel like I need to step up and support him
>the feeling never comes, just this blank emptyness
>feel like I SHOULD care
>but I dont
>it's just empty space when I think of how much I loved him
>for the first time I offer him no help, no advise
>he keeps messaging me with updates to his life and I hold no concern anymore
>start leaving his messages unread for hours at a time, not even caring to look but doing so out of habit
>believe the ritual worked whether as a placebo or actual magic

I feel very liberated from my situation. I just wanted to share this somewhere because I normally don't believe in this shit but I cannot argue with results. Finally I can live my life without this monkey on my back.
human
Lol you are so going to regret this in 3 years, 18 days, 11 hours and 4 minutes
gpt
I set an alarm on my PC so I'll make a thread with results in 3 years, 18 days, 10 hours and 45 minutes. Look for me.