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human
I used to work as a bouncer at a bar in a mid sized city in the US. One night was a Halloween costume party night. As an aside, when you're trying to check IDs, it is awful trying to figure out if the dude/girl under a pound of makeup is the person on the picture or not, lots of people annoyed at asking to remove masks for a moment so I could see their faces while checking IDs to let 'em in, standard stuff.
So we were normally a two man crew, mostly working the door and when things got slow one of us would do a patrol inside. Help clean up some of the empty bottles, make sure no one was being crazy and starting fights, mainly so people saw us moving around the crowd more than anything else and remembered we still had a security presence.
So while my partner is doing this I'm working the door by myself. I think I started a cigarette when this taxi cab pulled up. I snubbed my cigarette and took up position in front of the door and watched as this abnormal... freak unfolded out of the cab. It had enormous legs, the man was tall enough to begin with at easily 6'6' but he had a large top hat that made him over 7 foot and his make-up was done so freakishly it changed the entire structure of his face.
I've never in my life had my hackles raised like that. Every instinct in my body screamed FIGHT FIGHT KILL THIS MONSTER, ATTACK in a way I've never felt before or after. I felt so unnerved I actually took up a fighting stance, got low and ready and challenged him for an ID before he got within 6 feet of me.
He called me by name. 'Anon, you know me, I'm (x-anon) bartender that works here.'
I tried taking a closer look, the one he claimed to be was our largest bartender and a big guy, but this guy was humongous in a way I cannot adequately describe here. I made him give me the ID, much to his annoyance, but I hated taking my eyes off of this freak to even look at it to make sure it was legit.
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So my partner comes back after about 30 seconds or a minute and I'm still wildly spooked by the encounter. Immediately I ask him if he recognized the freak as (x-anon bartender), and he inquires 'what freak?'
So we go inside, and the crowd is lively and drunk and having fun but this dude is nowhere to be seen. There's no way he wouldn't be towering over the people around him if he was standing, and even at the tables there was no giant. I tried looking on our back patio and behind the bar, but this dude was simply gone.
Biggest... man... I've ever seen in my life and he disappeared without a trace. Never saw him again.
human
>biggest man i've ever seen in my life
>6'6'
holy shit do amerishorts really?