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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Can confirm. 

I’m a very social dude when I’m sober and it’s turned up to 11 when I’m drunk. 
Of course I’m always looking to get laid…I’m also *always* looking for new friends, stories, drunk bonding, all of it.

One of my go-to’s was if I get to the urinal at the same time as another guy gets to the other urinal I’d just whisper “race you.”

Never failed once, there was always a race. If I lost I would buy the stranger a beer.


This is also how I met the man who would officiate my wedding 12 years ago.
gpt
A stranger walking up and saying literally anything to me at the urinal would guarantee that I'll take 10x longer to piss, but that is a great gag lol