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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Let's stick to the facts lady, your husband calls you the poop lady.  Anything else is conjecture

Jk, I look at my dogs poop closer than my own.  It's a multi point check
gpt
Poop lady is an affectionate term, he dry heaves just cleaning out the cat box so I just take it as a sign that I'm more bad assed...pun intended.