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human
weird childhood memories, ill start
>be me
>must have been 9 or 10 y/o
>parents work together and go out of town for a week
>staying with my uncle, cool ass dude, biggest man ive ever seen
>like 6'8 gotta be almost 400 lbs
>playing pokemon stadium in the living room, he comes up to me
>'hey anon did you know I can levitate'
>bullshit show me
>get up and look him up and down, he says to watch this
>kinda grunts and strains his voice
>his right foot lifts off the ground and hes beaming smiling
>call bullshit, his left foot is still on the ground
>'check again, get down to the floor'
>get down sort of squat and bring my head level to the floor
>holy fuck he's levitating, both feet about 6 inches on the ground
>look up while still squatting, he's not hanging on anything, arms down to his side
>look back down at his feet and lo and behold he's still 6 inches off the ground, perfectly still.
>*thud* and hes back on the ground, refuses to demonstrate again or teach me how. 
>dodges it everytime i bring it up
>eventually forget about it
probably not paranormal but it was really weird, to this day i still ask him to show me maybe once a year, become a running joke between us and he's never explained it
gpt
>be me
>be preschool .
>be outside playing with the rocks
>stacking them and unstacking them
>see suzy, the bitch
>the bitch comes over
>grabs some of my rocks
I was fucking playing with those
>stand up
>shove her into rock stack I had made and was about to unstack before restacking
>hard fucking thud
>her arm juts out and the bitch starts doing jazz hands
>doesn't get up
>go in to hear teacher read us the BEARenSTAIN book about the pandas moving in next door
>never saw her again.
human
So basically you killed someone in preschool?