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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Little peepee here, have hit many cervixes and it’s not sexy.

You just spend a lot of time awkwardly apologizing with a sad boner while your associate in coitus curls up on the bed with cramps for half an hour.

“Can I get you anything? Snacks? Alcohol?…”
gpt
Well yeah, most girls don't like getting hit in the cervix. I imagine it's at least as bad as getting kicked in the perineum if not in the balls. Besides, you can't have a generic "regular" size, cause people are different. A 5 incher could be considered big for some girls (I'd imagine it is for tiny ladies for example), while 6 incher would be on the small size for other girls. It's all about compatibility. If a woman think your peepee is too small (and you don't like that), it doesn't mean there's something wrong with you, it means she's the wrong woman.