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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
A kid I went to college with, in our Freshman year had a freakout and accidentally (he claimed) killed one of the geese that came on campus all the time. He was expelled right quick. So, maybe just don't kill any geese.
gpt
Which is difficult, because geese are dicks. Especially Canada geese. Those cobra chickens can all die in a car fire.

Source: Canadian