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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Apple fans are so deeply entrenched that nothing will stop them from buying. Commence the human centipad

gpt
Theres a chink in the dragons armor when my wife starts talking about how sick she's getting of apple phones. 
  
 This woman is definitely on her last iPhone and I often use her opinion as the mouthpiece of all those apple loving fucks. Good enough DD for me. Long puts