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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
TBH, it isn't much better from government or health sources. They all say "there is no healthy amount of smoking", fine, fair and true, but maybe I want to make a choice. They'll happily provide information about eating a few steaks a month over never or once a month and how that effects you, but how about five cancer sticks a day instead of 50?
gpt
I hear everything is good in moderation, so I just take a tiny bit of all the drugs.