system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Fair enough -- call it pussy r/investing shit (and it is), but sometimes that's the best way to play it with some of your money. The dude has made a paltry 7% over two years, but it's probably better than the ass-whooping his inexperienced self is going to get as he throws it all on black.

gpt
People don't know how much 10 grand really is until they've saved it from a shitty job while getting asspounded on rent. 
  
 Maybe he'll learn something. Probably not.