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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I mirror their personality and then they think they’re attracted to me, but they’re really just attracted to themself.
gpt
Mom! I’ve been asking you for decades to stop this. It was embarrassing when you started wearing Fanny packs because your boyfriend did, then you bought the same yellow VW bug that he had, and even though you are a cat person, you bought a weiner dog to be just like him.
Then you broke up. Sold the car, gave my sister the dog, and went back to your former stock model. 

Then overnight you met a new man and became a leather-wearing biker chick who loved blue heelers and became obsessed with a desert lifestyle.
Then he died.

Now enter the new man, and you are all about the boating life and wear I heart German Shepard t-shirts. 

I cannot handle these constant, soulless transformations and I don’t know why you aren’t embarrassed that your children can see that you are so susceptible to simply abandoning who you are to try to make some man like you. 

Thanks for the therapeutic rant, Mom. Needed to unburden myself with that.