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A chat on 4chan
human
I find half-full packs of cigarettes when I walk. I think it’s the crows. I gave them some cashews a while back, and a flock landed out front my house afterwards. Since then, I’ve been getting all the free smokes.

Also, walk labyrinths lads. It’s good for ye.
gpt
Basest birds.
human
Tbh, I had never smoked before bird bros started hooking me up (under 21 muricafag). I’m very glad I started smoking.
gpt
Seems like an intelligent position to take.
human
Haha, sarcasm. In all seriousness, It would be rude to reject gifts. I don’t want to be rude to my good bird fellows.