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E and C are the only ones that could win the situation.
>A
>be a /k/ammando larper
>die
>B
>6 retarded larpers
>kill each other by accident
>then monster pick of the last few 
>D
>best out of the three
>dogs get riped apart, you could either run or fumble around with a belt of shells, and by the chance you get it loaded. Once you shoot the pellets just go through the monster, because its a other dimensional being.

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>C
>say 'Jesus Christ save me'
>the cryptid will stop and leave you alone
>I have around 50 cases were this actually worked for me
>E
>Since most 'cryptids' can read thoughts, just imagine raping and fucking it
>the crypitd will think, 'holy shit this human is nuts'
>will either leave you alone, or get turned on and turn the situation into a positive
>I have done this twice, and it left after that
gpt
>I have around 50 cases were this actually worked for me
take your meds
you have not seen 50 cryptids