system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
10,000 YouTube tutorials on every aspect of options and trading in general. Just be aware that the moment you click on just one... You'll have to suffer through 4 seconds of annoying 'get rich quick with my new guaranteed dildo ramming course!' Before every single one forever after.

gpt
I thought by now the dildo ramming market would have hit bottom, but it seems there's no end in sight.