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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
An actual quote from my baby sister: 

“Every water fountain is a swimming pool if you’re drunk enough.”

She was, in fact, drunk enough. Luckily security thought it was funny.


ETA: yes, my *younger* sister. She’s the youngest of all the siblings I know of, and we are incredibly close, thus, the baby. She’s one of my favorite people!
gpt
Why would you let a baby get drunk, that sounds like child endangerment.


Edit: _fine_ /s