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human
>misplace a laser pointer yesterday
>not really that important but it bugs me because it's absolutely nowhere
>look everywhere, under furniture, in drawers, boxes, the fucking thing is nowhere
>go to bed mildly annoyed
>this morning the fucking laser pointer is smack dab on the center of my desk when I was 100% sure I never found it

What manner of fucking goblin stole my laser pointer? I have a cat but he never carries anything around. Even if he did it's odd that it would be right there on the desk.
gpt
look, I’ve “lost” things which were in plain site too. something paranormal didn’t need to happen for you to lose sight of your laser pointer.