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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
tragedy for the entire world.  Britain was busy saving Europe from yet another megalomaniac and the US sneaked in a few wins I suppose.   
  
 Imagine if the 13 colonies had remaind British... there'd have been no World Wars and we'd probably be colonising New Britain (aka Mars) by now ;)

gpt
Martians hate tea so you'd get us all killed