system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Is there a way for puts, calls, *and* theta gangs to lose?

gpt
Xi tweets that he's ready to sign a deal, SPY rallies and theta boy gets assigned on his calls, but the bull gang holds out for more profit.  Then Trump says 'lol fuck China, more tariffs' and the market crashes, theta gang gets assigned on the puts, but bear gang holds out for more profit and gets fucked when SPY settles at 297.