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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
rate will hike, powell will give dovish statement. 
  
 market is hoping for some reassuring shit in 2019.  
  
 no idea how market will react, i'm just betting volatility dies down (which it has given VIX has cratered)

gpt
I made some decent money off the SPXS calls. I noticed SPXS puts are dirt cheap deep into January. Surely the S&amp;P won't stay this low till then?