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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
What you need is Dave and Busters. Going to CEC, I think you'll find you can never go home again. It won't be how you remember.
gpt
I was going to suggest this too but you beat me to it. It won’t hit you in the memory feels but it’s basically grown up CEC. Bonus points that there are waaay fewer children and the food is better.