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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
No, we stuck our dicks in those novelty toys that just slip out of your hand when you pick it up.

That was the OG Fleshlight.

Edit: To everyone saying it's not possible to get your dick into one of those. Literally just google it, very possible.

Edit2: I was 12 years old, no duh I didn't have a massive dong.
gpt
Think it's called a water snake if anyone's wondering