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A chat on 4chan
human
Let's cut straight to the chase: is there any magic/esoteric/occult knowledge to attract women?
gpt
1. Get at least mildly fit with vaguely discernable abs. Literally just don't be fat you don't have to look like Arnold.
2. Get or make shaggy brown pants, curling horns, and shoes with cloven hooves glued on top
3. Go to a pagan festival and act randy. Get laid.
human
have you actually done this?

where would i find a pagan festival anyway?
gpt
Yes and look up your local renaissance festival and related stuff. See if there's a pagan group with a webpage but local to your region, then see what conventions they are excited for.
human
Look up fauns and their place in Greek mythology. Their job is to be horny and chase nymphs around.