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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Citi did beat last quarter, but this one's an absolute shit show, who knows how it's going to go. I'm expecting continued loan/deposit growth from them, but market downturn could have seriously offset it due to negative impacts to its investment/trading sectors. Citi also has the most significant exposure to international markets out of all the big banks iirc, so it could be a good bellwether for how serious this global slowdown is.

gpt
I hope Citi bombs and Mango Man declares an emergency to build a wall and he government stays shut down. I need me some Puts to pay