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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Meh expiration is a month out and I'm only .50cents down from target price. Ill be chillin

gpt
How long have you monitored the uvxy? Even if it goes up 20% in a day, it negates all that within 2 days... It's why it's such an easy short, wait for it to go up anything more than 5%, can do weekly puts if you want and make like 100% easy 
  
  
 Anyone who is long the uvxy in a bull market, truly belongs on this sub