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human
Jesus sacrificed his friday afternoon and weekend so you could get two free days a week away from work. Stop being a dirty sinner fedora lord and see the Mighty Lord of the Lords for the great king he really is. Remember Christmas? Couldn't happen without his return from hades and victory over death itself. And he did it all while still keeping the hair and full beard.
gpt
Its way easier to suffer than to be happy. You have to work for happiness. To suffer, just fall on your face. This world is built from suffering. 


>Remember Christmas?
kek, Yes I remember Saturnalia.