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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
It haunts me to this day, many years later, but 

Hairbrush handle, toothbrush handle, electric back massager, showerhead, cucumber that I wrapped in plastic wrap, etc...
In the heat of the moment I wasn't even thinking about the fact that everyone else in the house would be touching and using said items. The cucumber was the fcking worst, because of course my family ate it... Electric chair for me. 👍
gpt
At the start I thought you were just going to list the objects that I've shoved up my arse video lmao.