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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Proof or ban. We don’t give our condolences to just anyone. You may even get some very expensive awards.
gpt
&gt;You may even get some very expensive awards.

Noone gives awards anymore since they got rid of the free ones. 

Shockingly (not really) backfired by reddit bc noones conditioned to click on the award thing once a week, so now just noone ever clicks it and gets impulsive.

Reddit took the snack aisle away from the registers. Puts on reddit at ipo

Edit: well played lol