system
A chat on 4chan
human
each thought in your head is transmitted from an alien, they control every human on earth, and they are building our society. in fact they built our society, we are just shells.

 you dont have a consciousness, the voice in your head is (them)

they have been leading society since the beginning, and we are on a path they designed, and NONE of us know whats next
gpt
Why would you brush your teeth BEFORE eating? This doesn't make sense.
human
We get it, you're btitish.
gpt
Brushing your teeth before a meal is like wiping your ass before taking a shit.