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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Among the few interactions with police I’ve had two were drop dead gorgeous female police officers.  I was more afraid of looking like an idiot in front of them than whatever it was they were questioning me about.  Once I was working at a warehouse and apparently the silent alarm went off and the police showed up.  She wanted to check the premises after I showed her I was supposed to be there.  And I was starting to show her around the place and she said “um, maybe I should go first to make sure it’s safe.”  I was acting like I was giving her a tour.
gpt
We must focus brotha, it’s not a date lmao