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wake up beer with breakfast dick

Bro I don't know who beer is but they do not deserve to be woken up with "breakfast dick" (unless you've agreed to it beforehand)

Of course, maybe you meant you have breakfast dick when you wake up with beer, in which case more power to you

&gt;Wake up dinner with a beer

See I'd prefer to be dinner here, much nicer to wake up to a beer than a breakfast dick
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Comas are important...


^(they're like the ultimate vacation...)