system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Paraphrasing a response to this I saw on Reddit in the past that I liked. 

It’s like you’re at the dinner table. Your mom has used the salt, your brother has used the salt, your sister has used the salt, and now your dad is using the salt. You ask, “Can you pass me the salt when you’re done dad?” And he says “well I think everyone should have salt.” And then he doesn’t give it you.
gpt
This is the best response I have seen yet