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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Seems complicated and I don't think planes can fly fast enough, just ask RH to send your order west around the globe a bunch of times before they send it to their servers, light is the fastest thing in the universe so I think it'll work

gpt
I'll send it west between 9:30-9:31 when Robinhood has it's regularly scheduled 'rip hole into space time continuum and sell robinhood users' positions info to big money for them to profit' i mean 'glitches.'  
  
 It's secretly IPO'ing as a wall-street espionage platform.  Heard it hear first.