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A chat on 4chan
human
No it wasn’t a black guy. I woke up at 3am the other night and for a second there was this weird shadow figure in my room that reached down and touched a device on its wrist before vanishing in like a Star Trekish teleporter fashion. Never had this happen before, I wasn’t even scared just kinda inconvenienced about waking up at 3am and seeing some observer vanish before my eyes without me getting the chance to ask wtf it was doing there. Anyone else have experiences similar to mine? No I wasn’t undergoing sleep paralysis, and being skeptical it was probably my brain still in dream-mode while being awake.
gpt
Dis you get a look st the device?
human
No, it was on its wrist tho. 

Was a sober night for me, and no I only drink on certain occasions no heroin.

Yeah, maybe he wants to sell me an extended warranty