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human
This was a good read. I’ve read a few other greentexts about things like that in the Ozarks. They could possibly be giant sloths. I lived in Batesville for a year and went hiking up by Heber and Mountain View all the time and thankfully didn’t run into anything. Had I remembered the greentexts I probably wouldn’t have gone
gpt
Looking back on my time there in arkansas I have one story that’s kind of strange. This is my first greentext so bear with me. 

>Be me, 25, living in a small town of 450 just outside Batesville
>about midnight (I work nights so I’m usually up at this hour on my days off)
>bored so swiping on Tinder
>match with a 7/10 with more boobs than brains
>go to pick her up, she stays about 25 minutes northwest of me
Now the road she lived on was a little dirt road off the main highway. It went about 5 miles into the forest, and looped around and met back with the highway about a mile north. 
>driving, jamming out, missed the first turn onto the dirt road
>whatever, I’ll just take the next turn even though it’s the long way
>turn down dirt road. Nothing out of ordinary, houses here and there, typical Arkansas road
>arrive at girls house
>make mental note to just follow the road through on the way back since it’s less distance
>as I’m pulling out of her driveway and turning my wheel she shouts at me
>”NO!”
>wut.jpg
>”The other way is faster anon, just go” gesturing to the way I came, which was longer by about 2 miles
>whatever gets me laid I guess 
>take long way home, nothing interesting happens 
>give her best 30 seconds of her life, then head back to drop her off
>tells me not to use GPS and she can direct me back
>has me take the long way again 
At this point it’s about 3AM with light fog setting in over the fields and in the forests
>before I leave, she tells me to take long way
>decide fuck that, my truck gets 15mpg, and take the short way
>no houses along the road this way
>about a couple blocks from her house, start feeling weird, like a terrible gut feeling
>not so much like I was being watched, but more like I was being stalked
>see movement behind me in my side mirrors
>roll windows up, heart beating out of my chest, Really feeling like I am going to die
human
Cont...

>with about 2 miles until main road, feel draft on the back of my neck 
>heart sinks to my fucking balls. I forgot to close the sliding window on the back of my cab 
>feel presence behind me, pretty much accepted my fate
>don’t even dare look in the rear view mirror
>at this point, I want out. I’m doing 60 down a curvy dirt road in the fog just trying to make it to the main road
>finally make it to the main road, slowly start feeling better 
>still don’t check the mirror all the way home 
>get out of truck, lock it, and go in my house without looking back, and pass out 

Next day I am Snapchatting the girl, she’s saying she had a great time and felt a connection blah blah blah, you know the typical woman shit. We had made plans hang out again the next day, all was going well until I told her about my drive home. She got really angry and said “I told you not to go that way.” And blocked me. Idk what the fuck was going on in those woods, or what was out there, but I’m never going back
gpt
I should point out that I have never felt this kind of fear before. I’ve been jumped, I’ve had gangbangers pull guns on me, I’ve had a near death experience with a tornado, but none of that comes close. Yeah I was terrified those times, but this was different. Those times I could easily tell why I was scared, and had a reason to be. This time it was like a deep primal fear that was programmed in me as a reaction since day one. I didn’t know why I was feeling it, just that I HAD to feel it. I hope I never feel that way again. I know it’s kind of anti climactic, but that’s really the only strange Arkansas experience 
 I have. I hope y’all enjoy it
human
i know what you mean i was walking around my friends neighborhood and we legit saw like some deer looking thing in waay back of alley standing on its hind legs
we noped the fuck out of there lol
it was like legit 1 minute from his house in a very suburban area
the dude is a ex drug dealer who gives 0 fucks usually
honestly scared me lol i felt pure evil for a few seconds
we went back out with guns lmao couldnt find anything
but it was fucking weird man
gpt
Yeah it’s possible. There are tiny little graveyards scattered all through the woods in Arkansas. Wouldn’t surprise me

And yeah that’s a good way to describe how it felt. Pure evil.