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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Here’s my thing. It doesn’t say you know where the snakes are. Once you run up on one of those, you might be close to death. 

But you can probably figure out where the ape is. 

I can avoid the ape. They’re not known for stealth.
gpt
You're also in a mall, just layer up at a clothing store and a snake becomes unable to actually bite you. You win.