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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Buddy of mine in boot camp said he slept through artillery training with both live ammo and a tank shell firing. Worst part was he was the instructor that day
gpt
Many of the videos you see on the news, when Isreal lunch airstikes in damascus, are actually filmed from my part of the city. We have mountain kasyoon in damascus which is bombarded with military stations or whatever they're called, and almost always when an international attack is launched on Syrian land, there is at least one target there, those strikes are literally the loudest, it's like common knowledge here, not only was I close, the rockets would pass above the building shaking them, and I would be "as we say" in my 7th sleeping (بسابع نومة، not ideal translation on my part). You have to look at my family's faces of shock, not because of the traumatising effect of an airstriks (ironically here in syria we're way over that) but on what kind of hell wouldn't I wake up from that, that's how heavy my sleeping is.