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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
True but people here also don't care about hedging, so... 
  
 Anyway, if your portfolio is mainly long, either go short spy, or long volatility

gpt
Holy fuck... I just read my previous comment...  Glad you could understand what I was getting at...  Yea I have mostly long term shit and like to lose money playing options like a degenerate