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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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Present peer reviewed research to defend your assertions or gtfo
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From “A study on smushing candies between the thumb and forefinger.”
Dr. Chad Broman

“Ladies and gentlemen. My esteemed mentors. Today I am required to provide evidence of mastery of confectionery mechanics. In the following paper you will find, in exact detail, my findings on the structural weakness of the m&amp;m shell, as well as methodology. To begin with, I smashed the candies with a light hammer. This would serve as my control. I followed up by investigating potential differences in the varying colors. I did so by taking two m&amp;m’s between my thumb and forefinger and squeezing. While no significant structural variation could be found among the colors, I observed that when compressed between the fingers as I had done, the candy adjacent the thumb would always crack first…”