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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I don't believe it. FB stock might go down for a bit, but it's the best social network there is. They have no trouble introducing design or algorithm changes to increase monetization. TBH, I'd say buy some long calls.

gpt
Let's place a bet.  After all we are on WSBets....  Buy your long call and hold,  I'll buy a put. 
  
 Rules: You can open your position anytime next week.  They will be year out options.  You then have to hold your position for 6 months.  If you exit early at the 6 month mark to protect any capital from further losses, you lose the bet.  
  
 Reward:  WSB flair saying 'Market savant' 
 Loss: WSB ban 
  
 what you say?