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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
"You dont know happines until you get your own kids :)"

"You probably wont have your own house by the end of your 30s. Maybe you wont even get your own house ever :)"

"Focus on your carrier. You dont need a man! But also focus on finding someone while you look young, ok? No one likes old people. :)"

Me: visible confusion.
gpt
What my wife heard:

"No boys, study!"

"Don't even think about having boys, you must study! Don't be like X!"

*immediately after a meeting between wife's and X's mom (who just became a grandma)*

"Why don't you have kids yet?! How can you be so useless?! X already has one!"