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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
what? 4 months? im stressed due to $thing_i_wont_mention but shit... ineed this to end sooner than later.

gpt
I means its my own damn fault, I got all hot and spicy with the wifey, then boom 9 months latter this thing is crawling out of my wife's who-ha. Now all it does is wake me up early AF, knocks over my gin&amp;tonics constantly and poops it self.