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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Well you will still get margin called. If you buy on margin.

gpt
Small brain: selling shares short so you don't have to understand scary greeks 
  
 Big brain: buying puts so you don't get margin called 
  
 Enlightened brain: selling calls so the scary greeks are on your side but you get margin called 
  
 Galaxy brain: buying puts on margin so you get fucked by the greeks, get margin called, and go broke ASAP