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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Shares only expire worthless if the company goes completely tits up. It's some r/investing adage called 'risk management' or some pussy shit like that

gpt
Imagine owning financial instruments that only go up 1% if the stock goes up 1% 
  
 I want immediate worthlessness or 100% gains if the stock moves in a certain direction for a couple minutes