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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Ah.. you only need $2000 balance to trade futures just so you know.. 
  
    
  
  
 It's ok my brethren.. the future will wait for you.

gpt
Thank you bro. Actually because of you I'll be opening a Ninjatrader account to join you in the future! $400 account minimum! And $500 margin requirement for futures trading 😉