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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
God I have been so tempted by that.  But I really wonder if it would wake up others...

gpt
The alarm clock let's you use either the beeper or shaker, or both. As long as the shaker doesn't hit a solid surface nobody will hear it, and it's quieter than a typical alarm.  
 The automated light switch is a game changer though. Once the light's on I get up much easier. 
 The truth is you need to be more disciplined with your sleep schedule. Get in the habit of going to bed on time. As long as you can consistently make tendies..