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human
Hello /x/. At this point, I'm certain that I'm not from this world. I don't know why it keeps happening, but for the last 19 years, I have been unable to stay in my timeline.

How am I certain it happens? When I go to sleep, I wake up in a subtly, but completely different world. The only constant so far is that I wake up alive and my physical wellbeing is assured.

When does it happen? It usually happens at least once every year since 2002 between September and February.

How am I certain the reality I wake up to isn't the same? I wouldn't be able to witness over 30 counts of blue or blood moon over the last 19 years. This isn't astronomically possible within one and the same timeline.

How do I make it stop? Is this Yahweh's cruel punishment for the bet I had in summer 2002? I wagered with my childhood friend that if by 2020 there are still physically and mentally disabled people, certainly Yahweh must not care about our wellbeing.

How do I make this stop? Every time I try to make peace with Yahweh, he lulls me into a sense of security. He even rewards me, only to pull me away from the coziness of my current timeline. Year after year.
gpt
>When I go to sleep, I wake up in a subtly, but completely different world.
What are some examples of the differences anon?
human
Some events that already happened in my timeline either haven't happened yet, or they're going to happen. Here are a couple:

Nobody remembers that VAT and SS wasn't obligatory back in 1990s.

Nobody remembers nVidia had a joint venture with Siemens to make a phone in 2004. It was even advertized on TV as a ready, finished product that really gave Nokia and Blackberry a run for their money.

In 2016, Obama legally changed his surname to Didniche so that he could run for 3rd term, because nobody with the name Barrack Didniche has run for POTUS. However, a week into the scandal, all mention of it disappeared.

Three pieces of software do not have bugs/features they used to have in my timeline:
1. GTA1 won't let you trigger a score multiplier add bug by finishing the 2nd-left phone mission in level 1 by driving east on the bridge closest to the east from where you finish that mission. In this timeline, this bug is nowhere to be found and there are no mentions of it.
2. Windows 95 FAT compression was a lot less efficient in my timeline. I tried it with a 32GB CF card and I managed to squeeze a couple extra gigabytes. To scale the problem, I could only get 100MB extra out of a 2GB drive back in the day with a fresh install on it.
3. Duke Nukem 3D had a standard feature where some of the walls could open if you looked for those kinds of walls, and there was a teleporter inside. If you stepped in, it would take you to another one, allowing you to more easily traverse a level. However, every time you did it, enemies grew exponentially stronger. This couldn't be a mod, because I never installed mods for this game.

The climate in my timeline was a lot hotter and a lot less windy. I'm about the lattitude of 54 degrees and to the best of my knowledge, the timelines between 2003 and 2019 used to have piping hot weather. It was normal to get 104 degrees Fahrenheit in the summer with almost no wind. Meanwhile, it's cold and windy all year round since 2020.
gpt
Can you tell me how long you have been experiencing rapid time jumps? Have these started sometime around January of 2020?
human
Bugs for those games shipped with the CD releases for DOS and Windows though. Back in those days, Internet connection was a luxury very few could afford. I didn't have it until 2001, and even then, I wouldn't dare think to waste modem impulses on game patches. Too trivial.


No timeline I have encountered so far does ever loop. Only some events happen in parallel at different points of time.


Dude, I wanna go home.


Wish I was, at least I'd be having fun.


I haven't met my double yet.


Rapid time jumps? Must be since August 2020. I saw the moon turn blue one day, and red the other. It's weird, but the timeline I went to was worse and I hate it.


>I've never heard of ya wey putting people into time loops as punishments.
I've never heard people give any concise info about Yahweh either. They just:
>mumble that he works in mysterious ways
>get butthurt people invent new things like fire and wheel
>give bullshit reasons for being butthurt, like wheel and fire are satanic symbols
I eventually grew tired and started trolling christians by pointing at every dog shit on the street and I tell them 'Look! Satanic symbol right in front of us! Satanism is everywhere!'
>Do you take psychedelic drugs?
As I stated in a previous post, I used to. You guys should too. Psychiatrists are really underappreciated in this timeline. For goodness' sake, this timeline has the most emo faggots I've ever seen. You know, the kind of people that go 'omg boohoo I am so sad so ronery I will kill myself' and people flock around them to try to help and the drama queen in charge doesn't do anything to help themselves. Every day it's a struggle for their life for them and these morons keep feeding this person with their attention. Literally what is wrong with this timeline?
gpt
You have always been home. There is much more to your home than you may remember.