system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
"We're looking for 2 passengers who will be willing to take a later flight. Please see us at the gate for details..."

They try to make it seem like they are offering you a deal, but you're bailing them out.
gpt
Same with the "we are offering to take your carry-on under the plane so we have more space" 

Bitch, my best stuff is in my carry-on so it doesn't get broken or lost, who tf would want to do that