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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
regale me. i need it

gpt
Sold AAPL SPY SHOP Calls and PCG Puts totaling about 4300 last Tuesday to buy calls on a stock that has since dropped about 9%.  Still holding cause I'm still wanting to fuck a concrete wall.  Expirations were all 12/20.  I'd be between 11 and 20K easy - I haven't and will not be doing the math.