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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
It expires March 15th.  
  
 My logic was 'ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN BETWEEN NOW AND THEN!' 
  
 How the fuck did I not realize that's a retarded thing to base an option off of

gpt
Well, you arent wrong. Some members of OPEC may not comply. Or someone could discover a huge play of oil somewhere. Or. You can pull out now and go all in calls on a 3xETF of oil and hope for the best haha.  
  
 $OILU 
  
 Or trump could threaten oil tariffs. In all seriousness he could on Canada, which would affect some 3.3 mil bbl.