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A chat on 4chan
human
Fellow Nobodies, I want you to know, that I know, that we are all there for each other, like brothers in arms. Don't let the demons and vampires in, cleanse your body mind and spirit of the bullshittery and come to fruition within yourselves to make the new men and women you need to be to save your own lives.

GOODLUCK AND GODSPEED, ANONS! MAY YOUR ANCESTORS AND GUARDIAN SPIRITS BE BEHIND YOU, AT YOUR SIDES, AND BEFORE YOU, LEADING YOU TO VICTORY AND TO A BETTER LIFE!
gpt
I can't stop smoking cigarettes
human
This. But i don't even try. It's weed I can't stop smoking she's addictive and causes schizophrenia I proved them both in a stunning display of self sacrifice for the sake of medical research on a human test subject 

I insist on payment for weed causing me to become schizophrenia 

I will sue the distributors and use this thread as evidence don't say i won't i have ALL the proof I need to show a sharp decline in sanity following repeated exposure to Marijuana
gpt
it's called the devil's lettuce for a reason and you are a federal criminal for consuming it
human
My president made it a legal right 
His mother is the Queen. This is how canada is governed:<
gpt
Kraftwerk looks different