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human
I want everyone to know that I have been in the post surgery ward for the past 15 days after a successful phimosis scrape. It's with horror that I saw the amount of lucifers impersonating me on this board since I've returned here.

I could have avoided this, but unfortunately I have touched my p*** after rescuing a fallen bird from the nest, thus causing a moderately severe case of balanitis on my glandis. 

Fortunately, cheeto brains are uncreative and disgust me. I will be back now and please, I want everyone to be aware of the additional security code I am using in my posts. Don't fall for these occultists crap.
gpt
>cheeto brains

Stop stealing my stuff