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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I gotz you nibba.  See, there is so much damn oil glut in the world that crude prices were falling hard last few weeks.  Tankers are at capacity.  Oil reserve are overflowing like Taco Bell toilets.  So them Saudis (yep, WTC dudes) have started to burn off their oil reserves to cut supply and stabilize prices.  Elmo is in the picture cuz we all retards and our mental age is roughly that of Sesame Street.

gpt
Solid DD