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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Step 2 is starve 

Stalin came for their burzhuiki and look what happened.
gpt
Step 2 is burn your freaking fingers when reaching for something in the fridge because you forgot that the piece of shit scumbag stove that the government mandated that you bought was turned on beside the fridge

Not that it has happened to me though...