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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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(not even the smoke/CO detector), and they’re all tiny little issues. 

The local code inspector and fire Marshall would probably be interested though.
gpt
It’s illegal to even AirBnB in this country without specific planning permission, and there’s no earthly way the host has that.

Right now I need the roof. In a few days, I won’t.