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UVXY is terrible, too much decay. Those ETFs will more likely lose money and rarely make money because of that. VIX is a 30-day resetting index. 
  
 Buy OTM VIX calls on the real VIX with weekly expiration as a hedge for any longs at 1/6th the size for a tight hedge. Low teens is obviously the sweet spot for speculations.

gpt
Yeah i know the decay is horrible but only way to bet on volatility without doing options that i know of. yes im gay