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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Bruh CSCO old man stonk atleast buy them with a bit more expiry. I got burnt buying 3 month out CSCO calls, shit traded sideways for a bit and theta bled me. I only mess with yearly calls now on old man stonk.

gpt
It's been killing it for me since the post ER bullshit drop. I was thinking about getting out yesterday but got busy. That'll teach me to 'work' when I'm at work...