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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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Need to grab them from the mint - and they're marked up and stamped with shitty licencing.  
  
 You should be able to get gold without having to pay for some shitty 'collector's edition' bullshit marketing fee - but I'm not sure how. 
  
 Maybe by a gold pan...

gpt
I know some jewelry stores in my area sell gold by the ounce with a $5~$20 premium depending on how much you buy.