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A chat on 4chan
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I love the thought that somewhere on a planet about 100 light years away, there's some nerdy aliens dicking about with basic home-made radio telescopes in their garages, and they keep getting feint, crackly signals from the general direction of our planet...
>Dude, I keep picking up transmissions from space
>fuck off Zarg, don't start your 'ayylmaos are real' shit again
>dude seriously, listen to this
>WW1communications.mp3
>Zarg, seriously you need to take your meds, that's just noise
>dude, it sounds like speech of some sort
>FFS Zarg...
>dude really
>Zarg, really... That's just noise from a star or something, you need to stop this shit
>the others are worried about you
>Zyzzaah dumped you because of this crazy shit
>there are no aaays out there, it's just us
>no way dude, I'm telling you this is a transmission from an intelligent.. 
>ENOUGH! stop, just stop. Zarg, I'm done with this, I'm going home. Fuck you and your alien xlarshit, I'm sick of hearing it. Fucking weirdo.
>translated from alienese
gpt
put me in the screencap