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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
There's a really cool trick you can do to steal from a company without them ever knowing they've been had.

Step 1: Earn their trust through a few face to face meetings and visits. 

Step 2: Suggest a "professional" relationship moving forward, lending your expertise over a set time period.

Step 3: Show up every day as negotiated, and the company will, for some reason, just freaking deposit their money into your bank account, every other week

Step 4: After say 30, or even 40 years, dip out with decades worth of the companies cash, and they'll never even notice!
gpt
Sounds like way too much of a hassle. I want Lambo, not workers elbow.