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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
I read it and was like huh never thought of putting it like that, genius.
gpt
I can confirm that I am not in fact a fat owner. I have much the opposite issue, I cannot put on weight no matter what I do. 

I do have three cats though. And they're all somewhat chubby. One even has fat rolls when he lays on his side.