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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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u/reteoG *took me on a date last weekend. He insisted I call him 'super saiyan' and told me he only watches hentai because the girls in regular porn are (in his words) "WAY too old". He asked if I was still in middle school and when I said no he seemed super disappointed. He kept asking how long my toes are and trying to pull my shoes off to "take a little peeky weeky". I had to kick him to make him stop, at which point he curled up in the fetal position and cried hysterically for 25 minutes, screaming "mommy... whyyyyy..." again and again. He told me he once attempted a school shooting but his B.O was so terrible he was kicked out of class before he could commit the deed. This all happened before the appetisers at Applebee's even showed up. I left.*

You seriously lack imagination.
gpt
This is amazing! 😂