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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Our local mall sells shitton of hardware stuff, I know my baseball and if given enough prep time I'd be batman vs 2 year old infants in that doodoo cage yeehaw
gpt
With hard ware I’d go against the mamba, gloves and sports gear can offer me some protection from a mamba, and a long reach bludgeoning weapon should make the fight a bit more manageable. 

No way in hell am I winning against a gorilla without some heavy fire arms.