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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Just tossing this out there. My wife loves dogs, but we don't have any. For one anniversary I took her to a pet store that was holding a "puppy socializing" event. The idea is that you get a bunch of puppies and people together so that they're used to socializing. I didn't tell her where we were going, just surprised her with a room full of puppies to play with. HUGE HIT! Plus, totally free!
gpt
You could buy a lizard or a couple for a buck each, or one parrot.


That's a hell of a good parrot. Although, you could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right?