system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Sprint: Your Sprint account is now past due and a payment must be made. Please go to www.sprint.com/expresspay or call *3 to pay by phone. FreeMsg
gpt
A cellular representative will be mysteriously standing 100 yards out at the funeral in the rain. People will look into it and begin to wonder that the "payment" was really for...someone may even avenge you.