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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
What!?! You mean you don't need a professional dog wrangler for the office earning $75k?
gpt
We've all seen The Tick Tock videos where they take their power nutrition snacks five times a day and do a total of 20 minutes of actual work in a week and are bringing home 250k.


 I don't know how these places expect to employ anybody if they're refusing to provide non-gmo, organic, Fair trade, conflict-free, paleo vegan lunch for free for every employee who might need it while still honoring every possible dietary restriction or allergy, religious belief or personal choice.