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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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found the bootlicker
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David Attenborough voice:
“Here we see one of nature’s greatest mysteries, a lone LibLeft voicing an opinion and a lone LibRight asserting dominance, however one cannot assume the result of this, as the fight has  not begun. Despite being both Libs, the Lefts and Rights variants do not enjoy each others company, frequently resulting in back and forth altercations known as ‘debates’ though in more recent times they have switched to a new form of asserting dominance dubbed ‘Taunting’ or better known as ‘arguing’ while the entire process is important to these parties, one must know that this is rarely ever useful unless done in an attempt to convert a witnessing Center variant or unflaired.”