system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Yep, but you already got a good amount from the premium of the contract, you continue to get a dividend. And you can always exit both positions if Satya posts a dick pic. The 100 share loss won't likely be as great of a % as the decrease in call premium, so you'd still come out somewhat ahead... 
  
 Theoretically.

gpt
But if Satya posts a dick pic you win anyway!