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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Alligators have sharp teeth.  You need to be careful putting your hand into the cookie jar, because no matter how good a waffle tastes, no damped 2 sides of the same waffle are the same.  The poster of this bet is going to wait 14 days for a failed $50 dollar gain trade.  Then he'll be back to chikfila to get his saltine crackers.  That's the only lunch he can afford.  I know this guy IRL.

gpt
That was both borderline incoherent and savage. Much appreciated