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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Some say the Yakuza run the business in Japan.
gpt
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. 

One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. 

I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. 

My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!