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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Dang. Same thing happened to me. (Not exact same) but my grandma both grandpas and great uncle all died within a month. Then my great aunt died a few months later. Now there’s nobody left over 60 so hopefully I don’t have to deal with that again for 20 plus years.
gpt
Well in those 20 plus years you can plan ahead and schedule a custom made funeral invitation.

I'm sorry, I know we had plans but I'm like dead now. Why not come to pay your last respects? Granted, I may be able to fit you in the afterlife?