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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
MY family was just getting unpoor around that time and I legit got a Holo Charizard in one of my first packs. I was sky rocketed to cool kid for a solid two weeks in whatever year that was in elementary school lol.

gpt
Imagine being in 7th grade and you find out the hottest girl in the class has a crush on you. You waltz over to her all smiling ready to strike up an awkward two second conversation as she coyly looks at you. Then imagine the horror that runs through your body as your binder full of Pokemon cards dumps all over the floor in front of her. Imagine you are picking them up one by one while almost being stampeded as she laughs and points with her friends. 
  
  Fuck Pokemon.