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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I don't really trust the courts, especially considering that the guy in question works in the PR office of the local government. I can't really imagine a situation that would be worth *paying a lawyer* for, I dislike them even more than landlords.
gpt
Then just self represent.

That's an option.

Also, Andrew Tate once said something incredibly intelligent.

Go after a lawyer that tells how many different ways they can get you out of trouble.