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human
Are gnomes known to do this? I'm actually really short on cash due to buying too much weed and I wouldn't mind fucking a gnome.

OK, tell me what the hell a Leprechaun is doing in the middle of USA with a RED gnome hat. His jacket was green but his pants and hat were red.

I also made a typo in the title. It should be called 'Haunted by Gnomes', not 'Hunted by Gnomes.' I'm gonna stay up all night with my dad's Remington and teach these midget fucks a lesson. If the thread is still up by then, I'll report my findings.
gpt
>I'm gonna stay up all night with my dad's Remington and teach these midget fucks a lesson

It was a grim experience lads, watching the thread title change from 'Hunted by Gnomes' to 'Hunting the Gnomes'.
human
his birdshot won't do shit
gpt
Why does everyone react so angrily when they discover the Neighbors? Leave them a little cake. They're pretty cool.
human
Okay, I have my Remington on me AND a piece of cake near my window. They will seal their own fate depending on how they act.

These 'gnomes' (perhaps they really are redcaps) have been arriving around 11 PM - 1 AM EST. I don't have a camera set up but I can listen to see what their doing. I'm sending one straight to fucking hell for each scratch I hear.
gpt
Don't bait them. They can see in the dark and you can't. Make friends. They can be lovely protectors of the property, tripping hobos and sabotaging intruders home-alone style.