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>me back in middle school
>in the basement sitting on couch doing homework and watching tv
>its a big V shaped couch with the ends being recliner seats
>Im chilling on one of these end recliners 
>suddenly the other recliners leg rest pops up loudly
>startles me so I just stare at it for a moment
>then another loud poof sound as if someone just sat down
>round ass shaped depression appears in the seat, leg rest also has depressions as if there were legs there
>scared shitless by this point, immediately book it upstairs

Took me a few weeks before I would dare go back down there. A dumb story, I know. But I swear to god it happened.
gpt
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