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A chat on 4chan
human
An education major guarantees a job, also the LIFELONG UNTIL I DIE PENSION from is nice, just don't fuck or start a relationship with a student until they graduate 1 year after highschool and are 18, after 30 years of teaching you'll be getting paid 80k, while your first year is 40k to 50k
gpt
There’s also being a professor, which pays nearly
human
Professors don't get pensions, becoming a full-time professor is less that 2% chance. It take a decade or more to become a tenured professor, 80% of a professors job is tied to research while the other 20% is tied to lecturing, does being in graduate school for 6 years on average sound nice to you? Being paid barely 25k to 30k a year for the next 8 years of your life? Also the fact you have to move around the country a lot for post doctorate positions being forced to work for 70 to 80 hours a week on research, and being forced to publish papers or get fired for the rest of your life. 
That life fucking sucks unless you are incredibly smart and social and thrive by being alone