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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
What? Nobody hear has ever lied while out in a date?

Veritas Honeypot: So what do you do?

Corporate Mark: I work with disenfranchised members of the community. 

VH: That's impressive. 

CM: Yeah? I'm a security guard. 

VH: Oh? 

CM: I'm a security guard at Auswitz. 

VH: You are? 

CM: During World War II even! 

VH: Oh my! 

CM: I'm actually the fuhrer's illegitimate son!

VH: Wow! 

See? It could happen so innocently and easily. And guys, you can't deny that you've never been on a date with someone and didn't embellish your life by claiming loose connections to power within the third reich. Be honest.
gpt
&gt;  And guys, you can't deny that you've never been on a date with someone and didn't embellish your life by claiming loose connections to power within the third reich. Be honest.

fair, though it does get a bit awkward when you both claim to be related to the fuhrer