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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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I was heavily pregnant (36 weeks) and finally cleared for sex after being on pelvic rest for the entirety of my pregnancy. Hubs and I were finally gonna have sex and we were excited. As I was a whale, I got on top - which is his kryptonite, even if I’m huge, apparently. He came almost immediately, made a very self deprecating joke, and I laughed hard, which made me pee. While he was still inside of me. I realized I peed on him, and that made me laugh harder, which made me pee harder/more. Now we joke that since I peed on him, he’s mine.
gpt
That's so wholesome :D