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A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
i love how robinhood just announced that out of the blue and the SIPC went 'wait, what the fuck are you talking about?'   
 lol they didn't tell anyone shit, they just rolled out the news and pretended it was all copacetic. it is pretty bold, i have to give them that.

gpt
Someone in the board room must've shouted out 'better to ask for forgiveness than for permission AMIRITE 😂', then they all shook hands and signed off on it.