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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
One time I was in a hot tub with a friend of mine, and she said to me "sometimes I just want to kiss my friends" and I say "oh interesting" and then get up to jump in the pool I am the denser than a black hole.
gpt
“oh interesting” lmao

One time I was visiting some friends from college I hadn’t seen in awhile and literally all night this girl was complaining to me about how horny she was…took me a couple weeks to realize I may have missed an opportunity there 

God I’m dumb