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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You realize creditors aren't just gonna let the company spin off its only valuable asset and leave them with the worthless debt right?

It'd be like getting a mortgage on your house and then attempting to "spinoff" the house and leave the mortgage company your rotten fence.
gpt
Shh stop making them have all the meltdowns at once. I'm sated for today.

Let's let them think that so we can enjoy future meltdowns.