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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I gave my son a single marshmallow from a lucky charms box and got to turn off Mickey Roadster Racers without him crying this morning.  
  
 Trade war won son.  
  
 Now my secret is out, General Mills (GIS) to the moon! You heard it here first.

gpt
You gave him a lucky charm and he did what you asked? 
  
 How do we know this isn't luck?  You need a greater sample size, otherwise this DD is hogwash.