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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
No, that's different. In that case, the waiter is a victim. When you don't pay taxes, it's a victimless crime. It's the difference between pissing on someone and pissing in a reservoir.

gpt
Nice mental gymnastics.  
  
 Hit me up with your location so I can go piss in the reservoir? Oh wait, that's a felony... Wonder why? 
  
 Also, just look at Greece to disprove your genius hypothesis