system
A chat on /r/wallstreetbets
human
I had a great wheel going with Royal Dutch Shell (RDS.B), but ended up doing some autistic trades on the side which outweigh the gains completely. Sometimes the boring, capital-intensive method is the best way because it keeps you from making blunders. Noted on the assignment fees.

gpt
Lol right. I hear you. I'm a boring trader. But I personally like money more than the dopamine hit from gambling.