system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
yeah I never understood this issue.  the port is clearly keyed.  there's an opening on one side of a rectangle of the port, and a sticky bit on one side of a rectangle of a device.

most devices/cables also either have a logo or a light on the side that goes up/out when looking at the port
gpt
&gt;blindly trying to insert the stick

Some of us try plugging in to the back of a desktop blind. Some desks have a section made for desktop towers and it can be a pain to pull the tower out and look at the back.