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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Wealth effect is retarded and so is all previous monetary theory. The government should just buy puts and then rate hike into the stratosphere.

gpt
Government bonds cost 2.5% interest, 'average market' returns are ~7%, government should borrow infinite dollars, invest, make infinite money, rinse and repeat. Using Margin 101. PM me to purchase my other investing classes.