system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
I will shave wallstreetbets into my chest and post a picture here if we enter a recession in next 12 months. 
  
 Yield curves, after QEs, don't reflect normal markets anymore, they are severely distorted.

gpt
Get a tattoo. 
  
 If you stand by your word, get a tattoo. 
  
 Do it