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>other night out walking with my flatmate, 12:30am
>on a country lane next to a huge field, nobody in sight, nearest neighborhood a mile or so away
>randomly say 'I wish we could see a ghost or phantom appear, i'm so bored'
>he had also talked about nightmare he recently had with this dog biting him everywhere
>1 min later I ask if he can hear something, but he can't and I'm not sure if I heard anything either
>1 min after that, two dogs appear out of NOWHERE, just charging at us head on from 10 metres away
>barking insanely loud like they were they seemed possessed never felt that much terror in my life, looked like they're about to attack
>scream ARRRGHHH FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FUCK OFF SIT SIT SIT FUCK OFF FUCK OFFF NOW GET OUT
>dogs run around us and around the field insanely
>couldn't tell what breed, one looked like a german shepherd but black, the other one smaller but couldn't make out much
>here a woman shouting in the distance, dogs eventually run away
>can't work out what she's saying at all
>10 minutes later walking back across field, see cops pull up
>realise they'll drive down the same road and see us so we go to talk to them
>cops say someone called saying they heard a fight, explain what actually happened, laugh about it with cops and leave
>walking back across field again, see another car stop on the road next to where it hapened
>can't make it out but it's definitely not a cop car
>car slowly turns headlights on and off, we're like half a mile away at this point 
>stays there for several minutes before driving off

What happened? Did I tempt fate by saying I wanted to see a phantom? Was it just coincidence? And wtf was the thing with the car about?
gpt
Hah! They told me I was a fool! Look at me now!!

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