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In 9th grade, two juniors would routinely get off at my bus stop (which wasn't their bus stop btw) to harass and assault me.  One day, I hid a baseball bat at the stop to defend myself.  I swung the bat at them to scare them away without even hitting them, and they reported me to the administration.  I was suspended for 3 days.
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