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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yup. I used to LOVE milk as a kid. Yeah, that changed a lot as I got to my 20s and realized that my protein shakes (mixed with milk) would give me horrid gas. It sucks because zi love dairy stuff like eggs, cheese, and milk. But good god. Eating some pizza?  My ass is going to send a sonic boom your way.
gpt
Eggs aren’t actually dairy. They’re just in the dairy section of the store bc they’re refrigerated. Egg allergies are a separate rodeo though lol 

Also there’s lots or lactose free dairy options out there now! Try them out :) you can buy lactose free mozz and make homemade pizza