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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Your theta decay is greater than your delta scale. Looks like you're losing money no matter what, but I might be wrong since Im retarded.

gpt
They are FDs for a reason, you are not wrong I simply counting on good or bad news by next Friday. 
  
 100 is not likely but 284 is doable, I am counting on even steeper moves is all. 5k spent so we shall see.