system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I look the barista dead in the eye and order a straight black coffee with no tip.  Every lady in the room swoons and the mocha-frappa-fru fru guys hang their hands in shame.  Chuck Norris is there.
gpt
“One coffee please. Black. No milk, no sugar.”

“Get the *fuck* outta here. We don’t do business with folks like you!”