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Gorilla easy, you can clearly see where he is at all times, and it won't be interested in you *at all* once he finds the fresh produce aisle.

Plus, his large head makes an easy target for when he's sleeps.

For US citizens: a fresh produce aisle, in a grocery store, in a mall. Fuck its not that hard people.

Edit 2: today I learned americans can't get real food in a mall and it explains *everything*

Edit 3: OUR GROCERY STORES. ARE IN. OUR MALLS. 

Edit 4: There are other countries outside of the US.

Edit 5: There are other continents.

Edit 6: what else do you need me to explain

Edit 7: travel

Edit 8: google Woolworths
gpt
What mall has a fresh produce aisle?