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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
&gt;  since I learned what subprime loans were 
  
 Bubble confirmed. Short PTON after the earnings report in late Feb. The hype will die down after Christmas. When March comes everyone will have thoroughly failed at their New Year's resolutions. By summer time they will accept reality that they are still a fat fuck who won't look good in a bikini. The subscription cancelations will start to roll in.

gpt
You can't cancel because by saving $39 you're admitting to losing $3000 on the bike. As long as you keep spending the $39 you can still tell yourself you didn't waste all that money.