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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
In high school I had a girl write, "I want you in my pants" in my year book and thought "What a weird thing for a friend to write." 

I still say, "You idiot!" at the memory 20 years later.
gpt
In high school this girl hung around me and my friends and touched me a lot and I thought she was just being friendly. This went on for two years. It wasn't until I was  sophomore in college that I realized im a gigantic dumbass