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human
Read up on local animals that cause noise in the night. You WILL need a weapon, but likely for people. There are cartels down there that will murder you for fun, or hold you ransom even if you are poor. They disdain foreigners. I would also take a roommate, just in case. You will need bug spray. Educate yourself on parasites and bugs because they will be on/in everything. Honestly i think going down there is dumb but your decision. And at least speak the language fluently before you go
gpt
I speak fluent spanish, and I don't think there is any cartels. There is mosquitos but they are not really a problem, no other bugs, maybe some ticks. I mean there is cartels but there is no drug production in the area, no smuggling, no illegal gold mining.. I think there is just trails

Though I am a bit scared of random maniacs and robbers.. What weapons do you suggesst?
human
The FARC (guerrilla cartel) are a thing in Colombia and the forests are infested with them. I wouldn't take my chances and set at least a few sound traps (branches, leaves, wires tied to bottles, etc) and be ready to run away at any moment just to be safe.
gpt
Well its a cabin, and there is a shower and bed and normal stuff.. The only thingthat is scary is there is nobody but me and the jungle


antioquia mor


not really where I am, but I am with you about setting up dangerous traps.. Running away would also be hard because I am 10-15km from anything and I have no car.. Once I am there... I am there.. 


I am a 32 year old man :(
human
You'll be fine. In antioquia I have never hearded stories of the Patasola, Sombrerero or anything truly dangeous. Just keep an eye for Witches or Goblins that might prank you. Take it in stride if it happens andn just laugh it off.
gpt
Oye que dicen del sombrerero?